Aerosmith On The Polar Express

Aerosmith himself was on the Polar Express and did he look great! We talk about what cool shit aliens would want to see and not that boring Voyager Disc. As well as an important message to film twitter (stop being nerds).

Show Notes

Franklin and Uncle Howard talk about their expectations of Andor (Season 1), along with the Ray Liotta film IDENTITY(2003). Also how cool would it be to send a cold beer into outter space? Is it at all possible? Not to mention why is Matt Morgan's DNA and the Golden Voyager disc floating in space, but our podcast isn't? Oh and you better believe we talk about Aerosmith in the movie The Polar Express. All around enlightening conversation by two of the biggest Swedish Bikini Team's Fans. 

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Two beautiful men, uncles to each other, navigate the world of pop culture, babes, bikinis, cold ones, hot nights and they take no prisoners while they're at it. The only podcast truly recorded live from a king size bed, accept no imitations.

[franklin]: oh oh

[franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the
first podcast to take place from a

[howard]: m

[franklin]: king size bed and

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: be beautiful

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: hedonism too i'm your main host franklin

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: as i'm joined by the coolest uncle
of my whole world uncle howard

[howard]: oh franklin you know the older we
get and we are getting old aren't we

[howard]: we're getting so old and so tired

[franklin]: m

[howard]: don't you find

[franklin]: m yeah

[howard]: that these contemplations and musings that you
have in your head roll around heavier than

[howard]: they used to at night you know

[franklin]: they keep you up don't they

[howard]: you know those childish frivolities and the
antics have been

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: waylaid by these unknowable queries

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: that have troubled the greatest philosopher since
time's immemorial

[franklin]: m yeah it's like sometimes i think
to myself i just have these thoughts in

[franklin]: my head where did i go wrong

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: lost a friend somewhere

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: along the bitter end

[howard]: you know what what i was thinking
about is how crichell scouse and

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: emily ratajaskowski and more were sounding off
on adam

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: levin's cheating denial

[franklin]: wait

[howard]: yhgihell

[franklin]: cristel what stas

[howard]: stousederia

[franklin]: ichellestos i know who krichellstous is

[howard]: you want you

[franklin]: selling

[howard]: want

[franklin]: sunset

[howard]: you want to know what she thinks
about adam levin he denied cheating on his

[howard]: wife bahati prinzleu with instagram model sumner

[franklin]: oh marco hargate to you too

[howard]: yeh here's what here's what crichell stout
said and she said when apologizing for cheating

[howard]: publicly i hate that the

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i hate the we will get through
it together part from a man don't

[franklin]: no

[howard]: speak for her you've done enough oh

[franklin]: wow well you know big words

[howard]: m

[franklin]: and you know how she got that
name

[howard]: to

[franklin]: crichell

[howard]: how's that

[franklin]: so fun

[howard]: she was

[franklin]: fun little story here because

[howard]: all right

[franklin]: she was born

[howard]: mhm

[franklin]: at a shell gas station by an
employee

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: named chris

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: beautiful

[franklin]: he helped birth her he helped the
mom clop or at or whatever

[howard]: wow i would have said he instead
of naming her after me why don't you

[howard]: give me a cool thou

[franklin]: yeah right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not only not like well first instead
of

[howard]: i

[franklin]: sort of naming her after me i
would like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a chunk of like a chunk of
money please some

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fat stacks

[howard]: yeah one stack please

[franklin]: yeah yeah or you know put her
back where she came from

[howard]: yeah i don't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i don't accept your insurance

[franklin]: yeah we and

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: she dated

[howard]: h

[franklin]: one of the guys from the oppenheim
group

[howard]: h

[franklin]: you know very she dated a bald
man a

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: bald man so again big words really

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: big words from crishelle stouse

[howard]: yeah who the hell does she think
she is

[franklin]: i don't i don't know i know
i know she went on

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but i just don't think you know
and now and now she's dating you know

[franklin]: an artist named g flip so you
don't know this stuff

[howard]: no g flip

[franklin]: yeah chief flip

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh i think i know him

[franklin]: then but yeah like none the less
like you know it's

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: crichell here is

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: really just not want to you know
talk

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: about what adam divine from worcaholixs did

[howard]: gee flip australian

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: wow they'll let anybody do anything now
it is

[franklin]: well i mean if you heard their
music you'd be

[howard]: right i'm

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: sure a tear would come to my
eye

[franklin]: that's right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and you weren't expecting me to be
tuned into the

[howard]: no you're a pretty

[franklin]: new generation

[howard]: your

[franklin]: huh

[howard]: pretty hip guy brother

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i guess i guess those heavy thoughts
have been rolling through your head too

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: lately

[franklin]: dud you know i'm wearing my pelly
pelly you know

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: attire like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: like the big show in ninety nine

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: backwards cap

[howard]: yeah he

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: looked a damn cool wearing that fob
gear

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: like big kevin ash

[franklin]: nice

[howard]: m

[franklin]: he was the

[howard]: h

[franklin]: shop that machicos

[howard]: h yeah i think he probably

[franklin]: the she

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: store at the male man as all
the brand fan a nice pelly

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: pelly the good stuff

[howard]: um bro

[franklin]: um bro

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a good as brand

[howard]: yeah they make short

[franklin]: is it like a socker thing

[howard]: i think they're sucker

[franklin]: really

[howard]: everything so that's the one of the
most popular sports in the world

[franklin]: the two

[howard]: i

[franklin]: naked ladies i told you about sitting

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but to

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: butt

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now i forgot

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the name of

[howard]: i

[franklin]: the

[howard]: know

[franklin]: brand

[howard]: that brand that's a good brand

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah man we talked about that a
while ago

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: what was that

[franklin]: pa it was

[howard]: cap

[franklin]: yeah yeah we talked about it a
while ago but i mean

[howard]: we'll talk about it again

[franklin]: you're talking about it again is not
a bad thing to revisit

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: two smoking hot ladies but the butt

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: oh i'd love to see the look
on their face

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: they go cool cool web page capitas

[franklin]: capa

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: a

[franklin]: is it still

[howard]: cap

[franklin]: haven't hanged

[howard]: the

[franklin]: your

[howard]: wrapper

[franklin]: logo

[howard]: now the logo is the same

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: there is there is a picture of
a lady on the web page that's cool

[franklin]: yeah alright i'm bad

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: with you

[howard]: somebody on a motor cycle

[franklin]: i

[howard]: on the

[franklin]: see

[howard]: web

[franklin]: that

[howard]: page

[franklin]: they had the authentic fall in a
shot for you right now big man

[howard]: yeah will you buy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: me a little present kapa

[franklin]: they got eighty dollar tracks they look
kind of sick though

[howard]: they do they look pretty

[franklin]: they look

[howard]: nice

[franklin]: ye i don't

[howard]: you

[franklin]: like

[howard]: think

[franklin]: the brown ones though

[howard]: no well the undertaker would look good
in him

[franklin]: you blend right in right

[howard]: man do you think track suits are
coming back

[franklin]: i think i think me randy and
bert brought them back and went to a

[franklin]: w

[howard]: oh that's right you guys said where
you look damn cool

[franklin]: ah but then you know what happened
some guys in like

[howard]: m

[franklin]: green aditi track suits

[howard]: oh no

[franklin]: went up to us and went squid
games yea and i

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: shook our hands

[howard]: that would make me sick to my
stomach

[franklin]: we were deflated

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no i don't like to brag about
this stuff or talk about it but we

[franklin]: got so high during that show like

[howard]: at the show

[franklin]: at the show and

[howard]: what if a grandma saw you

[franklin]: well yeah but i've never you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i never got in that high ive
never been proud about that and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm very proud becase i'm like oh
wow like this is really a lot though

[howard]: right

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: yeah you

[franklin]: like

[howard]: were

[franklin]: it was an impressive amount

[howard]: where you re so high that you
were scared kind of you're like

[franklin]: no

[howard]: on

[franklin]: no that's not fun

[howard]: no

[franklin]: no this was this was the fun
giggly type thing you know

[howard]: you were just laughing it up

[franklin]: i

[howard]: like

[franklin]: was

[howard]: a little

[franklin]: laughing at up

[howard]: er

[franklin]: i went into like a spiral

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: because this guy kept cheering for frank
cazarian

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and i honestly hog i was going
a die like i couldn't stop

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: laughing at like how

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: excited this guy was just clapping

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: away for frank

[howard]: his

[franklin]: kaser

[howard]: one fan

[franklin]: yeah gas the america american rebel

[howard]: yeah you know he blocked r j
t two on twitter

[franklin]: lock me too

[howard]: because r j t t didn't even
mention me just said i can't believe anyone's

[howard]: buying

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: frank because arian doll

[franklin]: the

[howard]: causerians said fuck you for that

[franklin]: mother funk was scrolling looking for his
name he found

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that

[howard]: s like great day to be frank
kazeriand

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: let's see how many people love me
to what fulk

[franklin]: lost all respect for him when he
cut that pony tail off

[howard]: yeah he looked like a million

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i hate when a

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: wrestler cuts their hair

[franklin]: what are they doing ball venus that's
the day he went republican

[howard]: yeah what's his name trent baretta

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: cut his hair looks

[franklin]: got

[howard]: like i just just like a bum
now he looks

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: like he looks like dan junior with
a hair cut

[franklin]: don june he does oh my god

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: does like that's a bad comparison

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: i'd

[franklin]: accurate

[howard]: rather look like anybody than dan junior

[franklin]: yeah jesus christ man

[howard]: eric's no prize either

[franklin]: no he's not man he's not that
is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: they are that's

[franklin]: they

[howard]: true

[franklin]: are

[howard]: jerry

[franklin]: they jerry you know he ain't wronghe
ain't fucking wrong

[howard]: no jerry knows what's up

[franklin]: no he does

[howard]: man what a great day franklin how
are you doing

[franklin]: i'm fine

[howard]: a

[franklin]: man i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fine getting too old

[howard]: hm and too old for this ship

[franklin]: getting in on the podcast brother but

[howard]: now

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: just for

[franklin]: just

[howard]: everything else

[franklin]: or everything man you know what

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: are all these people whining about man
you got it good

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: i've never seen people have it so
good getting so mad about stuff

[franklin]: i don't get it man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hello

[howard]: people are you see all these guys
on twitter they're like i can't believe this

[howard]: guy didn't love bodriluo's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: seventh magnamotis

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: film like

[franklin]: i

[howard]: i hope is for that ship's like
dude just

[franklin]: is a lot of that it is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: un ironically a lot of like well
this guy has a lot of bad fucking

[franklin]: take to fuck him like this

[howard]: it's like

[franklin]: person i'd probably be friends with in
real life

[howard]: a

[franklin]: or

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not negative things to say

[howard]: yeah that's what your co workers thinks
about pal

[franklin]: jesus christ man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like if you're going off on random's
on twitter you better be going off on

[franklin]: rand random races co workers an if
you're bringing that kind of smoke

[howard]: yeah i would love to see some
of these film twitter guys they work at

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know foot lock or something he
goes up to his co worker

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like wat's your favorite movie and he
guys like oh no

[franklin]: in man to

[howard]: mem look you fucking idiot

[franklin]: fucking they're not going to bring that
i don't think you know

[howard]: no

[franklin]: and we have and these are some
of our mutuals that we like

[howard]: ah god

[franklin]: at

[howard]: bless him

[franklin]: god bless them and you know again
there's no there you know but goddamn i

[franklin]: don't see them bringing that ship into
the fucking

[howard]: no

[franklin]: real world like that man that ship
does not fly man

[howard]: yeah if you talk that way to
me in person i'm going to i'm going

[howard]: give you you know hatim gonna do
i'm going to swirl up in a ball

[howard]: and dunk

[franklin]: you think they have these realizations like
oh ship maybe twitter is it not real

[franklin]: world

[howard]: ah yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: they must because i mean you don't
hear about people always getting punched out for

[howard]: yelling to somebody for you know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: watching the force at wakens

[franklin]: right right right so i mean i
think i think they have that understanding too

[franklin]: but

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: you know another another wrong with consuming
poetic cinema but

[howard]: no absolutely not brother

[franklin]: ton it down a hair brother town
it down

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no need

[howard]: you aren't you aren't what you watch
man you know that it's what's in your

[howard]: heart

[franklin]: oh that's beautiful you know ease

[howard]: thank you

[franklin]: i run the d v d edition
account and constantly people are like oh man

[franklin]: that

[howard]: m

[franklin]: movie sucked so bad you know i'm
like hey man this is a special edition

[franklin]: of corker no why

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: are you bringing don't bring this here
i don't want this negativity

[howard]: yeah i'd love to i'd love to
see a movie you make and that's not

[howard]: not saying that as an insult i'm
just

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: saying i wish you got a chance
brother because you must

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: know something that i don't because that's

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a damn good movie corky romano

[franklin]: right i'm relnistand i'm just thinking

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: it's just you know got a get
a grip man get a grip

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: that's a great album by my favorite
friend arrow smith

[franklin]: is that is

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that a recent not a recent one
becase he don't have him but

[howard]: get get a grip that

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: was his album and he made that

[franklin]: nineties

[howard]: ninety three let

[franklin]: so

[howard]: me

[franklin]: that

[howard]: see

[franklin]: might

[howard]: what's

[franklin]: be

[howard]: up

[franklin]: like the album

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: right

[howard]: that's the one that's got it's got
the cow arter and then

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: one the utters is pierced because it's
like rock and roll

[franklin]: and they branded the cow but they
branded up the arrow smith logo

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's cool that he's got his own
logo

[franklin]: here jordan's brother

[howard]: yeah er jordan arrow smith and air
air

[franklin]: m

[howard]: bud

[franklin]: living on the edge is on there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking

[howard]: that's a song where as if you
can judge a wise man by the color

[howard]: of his skin

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you're a better man than i and
i said that doesn't sound like a good

[howard]: man at all like a racist

[franklin]: m does like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man it as crying

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: crazy and amazing which we've discussed in

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this is the arrowsmith album

[howard]: yeah this was the the

[franklin]: the

[howard]: silver

[franklin]: quintessential

[howard]: stone era

[franklin]: yeah this is the silver stone era
this is

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: like twenty million copies what

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: a fucking you know a good guy
why doesn't why didn't arrowsmith go holly at

[howard]: was zero smith ever in a movie

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: he

[franklin]: he

[howard]: must

[franklin]: was

[howard]: was he

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: wait

[franklin]: uh be cool okay

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: he was cool because ma thurman's character
has an arrow smith tattoo and

[howard]: yet

[franklin]: later in the movie he's like hey
what's up he chilly

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: paul nice to meet you and and
then he like sings a duet with with

[franklin]: christina

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: millions character because chilly palmer john tre
volte is like i got this new act

[franklin]: you know i'm music industry now not
the movies you know linda moon you got

[franklin]: arrow smith you got to do me
a favor and i guess like arrow smith

[franklin]: does him a favor because ma thurman
like probably slept with him a bunch like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: back then you know and ere's a
happy ending so like arrow smith sings a

[franklin]: duet with christina million to crying

[howard]: yah whoa that's really

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he

[franklin]: man

[howard]: er smith played himself in two episodes
of two and a half men

[franklin]: no ship

[howard]: yeah i'm looking at his phinography he

[franklin]: he's got a damn

[howard]: yeah he was in the puller express
express plane

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: an elf

[franklin]: but what no ship

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: he was in a it was in
a let's say it was a something called

[howard]: epic c g i film um he

[franklin]: holy

[howard]: played a character

[franklin]: shit

[howard]: named nim gal

[franklin]: june

[howard]: m

[franklin]: oh no stephen

[howard]: m

[franklin]: okay well

[howard]: m

[franklin]: this is i guess this is i
guess is arow smith's government name stephen tyler

[howard]: well

[franklin]: did

[howard]: don't

[franklin]: you look

[howard]: say that

[franklin]: up the puller express steve tyler

[howard]: no let me take a look

[franklin]: look

[howard]: at it

[franklin]: this

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: up this is the premier photo for
our goddamn episode this looks like this is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: curse

[howard]: yeah let's say

[franklin]: this

[howard]: hair

[franklin]: is cursed this is it looks like
what are they called

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: those

[howard]: it

[franklin]: those

[howard]: looks awesome

[franklin]: what do they call those generated art
things that are going out like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: lately

[howard]: like the dolly

[franklin]: y yes it looks

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: like a dolly made

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: arrow smith and polar express holy ship
so

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: he performed like rocket on top of
the world i don't it was polar express

[franklin]: thought that only took place like on
a train

[howard]: yeah well it's one of those like
uh what's that that show where the train

[howard]: goes forever around the world on t
and t like

[franklin]: tough

[howard]: that

[franklin]: what

[howard]: you know train show t and t

[franklin]: train show t and t dude no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man

[howard]: snow piercer

[franklin]: oh i see i've never seen that

[howard]: yeah i

[franklin]: so

[howard]: didn't either

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i just

[franklin]: my

[howard]: know

[franklin]: god dude

[howard]: train

[franklin]: stephen tyler in the polar express

[howard]: well

[franklin]: so when he does this

[howard]: show

[franklin]: the

[howard]: him respect to call him arrow smith

[franklin]: sorry arrow smith the man arrow smith

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he is singing you know everybody

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: s dancing and he's just writing a
unit cycle by the way in his performance

[franklin]: he says you know all these i
don't know if there elves are regular people

[franklin]: but they're just

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: dancing wilds happening

[howard]: well i would would you be one
of sanna's elf if you got such a

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: performance

[franklin]: if you got regular arrowsmith concerts then

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ship

[howard]: i'd make toys all damn day brother

[franklin]: back stage passes

[howard]: yeah i

[franklin]: m

[howard]: got her on youtube there's a clip
of it oh he looks great

[franklin]: it looks fantastic

[howard]: yeah s writing a little in a
cycle around

[franklin]: you can get things from the highest
cabinet not a problem

[howard]: he's he's only three apples high in
this man

[franklin]: it really is only three apples on
this for sure bad

[howard]: all think about pizza might be hanging
up with arrow smith nowadays

[franklin]: she might be there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the same fucking height

[howard]: this

[franklin]: like

[howard]: is

[franklin]: yeahou're

[howard]: spectacular stuff

[franklin]: blown away

[howard]: yeah it looks great i can't believe
i've

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: never seen puller you know

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: i never watched these children movies all
of a sudden i think

[franklin]: m

[howard]: i'm wrong

[franklin]: you might be the get a grip
album had five music video is kind of

[franklin]: unheralded isn't it

[howard]: yeah that's a lot man

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: now nowadays you know they don't even

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: do any music videos

[franklin]: no

[howard]: they ust they just

[franklin]: m

[howard]: music isn't the cream of the crop
anymore

[franklin]: no man before you

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: get music video at great songs like

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: a great one

[howard]: yeah it was a good one

[franklin]: i love

[howard]: me

[franklin]: music videos

[howard]: music critic stephen haydon referred to the
get gripped cover art as the worst album

[howard]: cover art

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: ever

[franklin]: it's pretty unimaginative if we're being honest
here

[howard]: i don't know let's say the guy
who made it what other stuff did you

[howard]: make i don't

[franklin]: like

[howard]: care

[franklin]: okay they have their nine lives which
is a cat on some like you know

[franklin]: spin the wheel make a deal thing
ad they're kind of like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: some kind of

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: cat man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah so i mean

[howard]: that's cool

[franklin]: i mean it's a it's an album
cover i mean does it really have to

[franklin]: be all that much now look

[howard]: well

[franklin]: at dude ranch dude ranch was the
same thing a fucking bull right

[howard]: yeah just a cow you

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: know what was it was a good
album cover was tom of the state

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: because there was a

[franklin]: but

[howard]: bay

[franklin]: you know bad news brother i found

[howard]: that

[franklin]: a news article

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and it says

[howard]: you

[franklin]: look at the lady from anima of
the state now today in twenty twenty two

[howard]: know what's happened to her

[franklin]: i mean something horrible as happened to
her dude she got old

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: calm down oh man you've been yeah
yeah the looks of that master

[howard]: she got old man who

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like

[franklin]: dude

[howard]: that happen

[franklin]: now i looked at

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that and i looked at the ninety
nine you know that's when the c d

[franklin]: dropped

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: doesn't look like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the same lady i don't i don't
know what's going on i think i'm trying

[franklin]: to pulling a fast one on me
no

[howard]: great great band fast one

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know what arisonthalbum has a great
cover just push a

[franklin]: what's that look like

[howard]: it's like a sexy robot lady wearing
a skirt

[franklin]: what happened to the era of sexy
robot ladies like the sfedavodca lady and like

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: we used to be a civilization we
used to have culture you know

[howard]: you

[franklin]: we

[howard]: know

[franklin]: don't

[howard]: what

[franklin]: have sexy robot ladies no more

[howard]: they made that boring ass movie the

[franklin]: both

[howard]: with x x machina remember that

[franklin]: m

[howard]: one

[franklin]: never

[howard]: and

[franklin]: seen it

[howard]: there was a sexy robot lady in
there as scary

[franklin]: not

[howard]: and

[franklin]: about

[howard]: i thought

[franklin]: that

[howard]: this isn't right that doesn't make any
sense

[franklin]: yeah the funk i mean you're supposed
to be turned on

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: this robot lady is mad at me
come on now

[franklin]: what is she mad at you for
capitalism give me

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a break

[howard]: you got male gaze

[franklin]: hey that's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: well who's now

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: being

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: intolerant

[howard]: prejudice

[franklin]: being intolerant now lady

[franklin]: no thank you yeah

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: you know we just we don't focus
on sexy robot ladies hell even and look

[franklin]: we're not proud of sex robot men
fucking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: what's his name

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: robin williams in bi centennial man

[howard]: yeah or vision

[franklin]: vision right that was the last sexy
robot man was vision

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: two

[howard]: and

[franklin]: years

[howard]: then

[franklin]: ago

[howard]: and look what they did to him
like broke his heart

[franklin]: it broke his heart in and they
made a

[howard]: they

[franklin]: they

[howard]: made

[franklin]: made a

[howard]: him

[franklin]: white vision and then he just disappeared

[howard]: yeah well because that's what me loves
to do to a white man now it

[howard]: is

[franklin]: yeah means

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: man know can i tell you that

[howard]: ah that's real real talk though

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's what that's how many

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: time thinks somebody approached arrowsmith asking that
question

[howard]: that's probably about all he hears

[franklin]: it's half of his voice males

[howard]: yeah man i bet what's that guy's
name again call as talking to our boy

[howard]: right there his name is

[franklin]: otis

[howard]: like dis yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i bet odes has got are smith
on speed dial

[franklin]: he did say he was in the
music industry

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know i went this

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: is a shoot right here i once
went to a

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: new year's eve party at this kids
house his dad

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: was the manager

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: for arrow smith

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: so it's a real fancy house right
on the coast

[franklin]: m

[howard]: right on on a cliff overlooking the
sea

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: and i went in a room and
there was even though it was a party

[howard]: for kids they just had boots

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: everywhere you know because it was cool
like that

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: and i went into a room in
the house there

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: was all the sign gold records of
arrow

[franklin]: m

[howard]: smith

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: yeah isn't that cool man

[franklin]: it's pretty cool that's pretty cool that's

[howard]: yeah i felt like i was walking
among gods

[franklin]: how old are you

[howard]: i was probably like twenty

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: or so yeah

[franklin]: okay right right that's a good age
to be

[howard]: that's like yeah that's like one of
the best ages you can be if if

[howard]: you're listening to this in your twenty
don't waste this time man

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: god

[howard]: never you're never going to be cooler

[franklin]: who is our youngest listener i truly
wonder

[howard]: there i think some of our parent
listeners have their kids in the room sometimes

[howard]: when they listen

[franklin]: i mean well who is our youngest
like willing listener

[howard]: voluntary listener

[franklin]: a man like like i said i
think it's just if we're selling uncle to

[franklin]: uncle posters in the you know and
they're

[howard]: in the

[franklin]: all

[howard]: dorms

[franklin]: up in all the dorm rooms man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: they

[franklin]: they

[howard]: are

[franklin]: got there up there with us and
elizabeth harley bo derick and

[howard]: m

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: queen elizabeth

[franklin]: you know lizatthyou

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know maybe a cool poster veri cartman
on the walls stolen

[howard]: eric

[franklin]: cold

[howard]: eric clapped in

[franklin]: eric lad gets love eric clifton man

[howard]: you can't get enough of him

[franklin]: fucking

[howard]: i say

[franklin]: hell

[howard]: there and haven't come on

[franklin]: they fucking love but the boss

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: billy billy jewel

[franklin]: man they love the boss billy joe

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man

[howard]: the box billy jill

[franklin]: go to a college campus as they
talk about man

[howard]: yeah it's how you can fit in
doesn't

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: matter how you look like if

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you go up to some kids hey
you fellows want to listen to some billy

[howard]: jewels oh yeah all

[franklin]: that

[howard]: right

[franklin]: sounds

[howard]: kid

[franklin]: like it's a boss time

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: already

[howard]: yeah he said whoa that sounds flea

[franklin]: so man that's yeah that's flee man

[howard]: yeah but

[franklin]: yeah and they go

[howard]: yeah on god

[franklin]: god it's an it's not nothing like
being you know nothing like being young like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we are

[howard]: well just like us

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: that

[howard]: why we're so cool as i were
talking about arrowsmith

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: blink blink in

[franklin]: sorry yeah

[howard]: oh i

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: was

[franklin]: from elvas

[howard]: oh man i got to see that
still

[franklin]: you do have to well not really

[howard]: no you said it was

[franklin]: m

[howard]: good you said it was like the
best movie you ever

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: saw

[franklin]: like a music video that's what you'll
like

[howard]: that's cool

[franklin]: and then you got you know tom

[howard]: like

[franklin]: hank

[howard]: the crazy video

[franklin]: a crack like so good as that
i mean you're going to ask me what's

[franklin]: better the arrospit you know

[howard]: a

[franklin]: somebody got mad at me because i'm
like i'm like yeah man elves ruled it

[franklin]: was so fucking awful dud it was
just a complete blur like no it was

[franklin]: good i'm like yeah it was good
it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: was terrible though

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: they're like no you don't get a

[franklin]: like no i get it it's sucked
it's awesome though

[howard]: yeah people don't understand anything any more
franklin yeah

[franklin]: yeah film twitter that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: all right you think

[howard]: i

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh go ahead

[franklin]: i said you think they like they
talk about directors like they know them and

[franklin]: like they just you know like you're
talking about at his name boz lorman right

[franklin]: is that their name i don't i
don't know i never heard

[howard]: lermanyeah

[franklin]: his name

[howard]: his name is boz lorman

[franklin]: bos lorman i've never heard this name
like until this fucking year i'm not

[howard]: bob

[franklin]: going to lie have you

[howard]: lorman yeah

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: knew

[howard]: heard of him because he directed that

[franklin]: romeo

[howard]: lecaprioromeo yeah

[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah and that was dope
i like that movie that was a movie

[franklin]: i thought i thought you know

[howard]: yeah i didn't i didn't see that
i should because it's part of my johnny

[howard]: legs

[franklin]: yeah it was i like that movie
i don't haven't seen much in between but

[franklin]: you know like just see these

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: people like talking about like he's their
friend and they're just like i'm just like

[franklin]: man you know

[howard]: come

[franklin]: you want to shake his hand but
it sounds more like yeah

[howard]: oh you

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: are doing great man

[franklin]: i'm just lopping them up for myself
at this point

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm like cob bouncing them off the
backboard

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: duncan

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: myself

[howard]: you're a lot like

[franklin]: no thank you

[howard]: a man they got they got rid
of a fed because robot woman in thousand

[howard]: thirteen

[franklin]: why is that

[howard]: um i'm not sure that said there
was a reprimand for violating the distilled spirit

[howard]: councils restriction on gratuitous nudity

[franklin]: oh

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they had an ad in two thousand
seven sfedcadid not me so no one get

[howard]: mad at me

[franklin]: ya

[howard]: it said it said game men still
prefer fedka over sex with women

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: that's weird that's just a weird thing
to say

[franklin]: i'm not going to lie i'm kind
of mad at you right now

[howard]: well because i said it

[franklin]: no i'm not mad at you you
said it was

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it was they said it right

[howard]: yeah yeah they said

[franklin]: you

[howard]: i

[franklin]: didn't

[howard]: didn't say

[franklin]: say it

[howard]: no i would never say that

[franklin]: okay okay

[howard]: it's probably true but i wouldn't say
it

[franklin]: i was i was a little mad
but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you didn't say it

[howard]: no spedca said it

[franklin]: thank god at

[howard]: they're swedish those guys are all

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: insane

[franklin]: well

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: shouldn't they get a fucking free pass
for that one then i mean that's an

[franklin]: honest you know that's swedish

[howard]: yeah they got a hell of a
pacini team

[franklin]: what they do they

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: were in boat trip yeah

[howard]: what's the sweetest bakin team up to
now it is you don't hear you don't

[howard]: hear about the kiti contests like you're
used to

[franklin]: you don't hear about the bikini contest
and the wet shirt contest any more you

[franklin]: know what happened to them

[howard]: wait check this the swedish bekni team

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: was a group of american female models
yeah

[franklin]: and boat tripper the

[howard]: yeah i guess so

[franklin]: the movie boat trip is what you're
looking up where you're done

[howard]: well this was the group of america
yeah it's said hang on here

[franklin]: i like this

[howard]: they were in dumb and dummer beer
fast and boat trip

[franklin]: so wait

[howard]: well

[franklin]: a second

[howard]: no no those were female swedish teams
inspired by the originals

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well in dumandummer you have the howian
tropic ladies and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: then i think in boat trip you
had like the volley ball the swedish volley

[franklin]: ball team

[howard]: well they were all inspired by them
apparently

[franklin]: okay okay yeah i mean is't not
great to be an inspiration

[howard]: yeah that

[franklin]: no

[howard]: is actually pretty important

[franklin]: yeah attractive people are so important in
life and we don't

[howard]: one of the most

[franklin]: yeah so it's always sad when celebrities
die

[howard]: umathorinsin was played by a lady named
avalon anders

[franklin]: we're still we're on boat trip still

[howard]: no this is just the swedish porcuni
team

[franklin]: what's the swedish but like your akin
about swedish pacini team like they're in an

[franklin]: entity like

[howard]: yeah well they

[franklin]: like

[howard]: were a team

[franklin]: okay but like what movie is this
you're talking about

[howard]: they were in they were in adds
for old mill wake beer

[franklin]: okay okay so this is like an
entity you're talking about

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: did adds but they weren't really swedish

[howard]: no but

[franklin]: that's offensive

[howard]: yeah boy that's stolen valor and cultural
appropriation

[franklin]: yeah you can

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: argue some of the worst culture appropriation
too

[howard]: yeah but they were married with children

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: i've been in a very tasteful

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: role

[howard]: yeah there's look at bud's happy as
could be to be around him

[franklin]: buzz like

[franklin]: m

[howard]: oh man this is a good podcast

[franklin]: good

[howard]: as

[franklin]: good

[howard]: usual

[franklin]: podcast good podcast

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: i'll be the first to say it
would i lie

[howard]: why would you lie

[franklin]: i got i got nothing i got
nothing to gain

[howard]: you got nothing to lose

[franklin]: i have my reputation

[howard]: that's true

[franklin]: that's an important fucking thing brother

[howard]: yeah your word and your reputation

[franklin]: and my balls

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: are all i got

[howard]: your plums

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the bluish hue

[howard]: as blue as a

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: swedish pacini

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: man bikinis you know everybody is geting
a little but you know this is a

[franklin]: great episode for daddy today

[howard]: yeah this is kind of the quintessential
uncle to uncle episode

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: and in fact we got another topic
we can get into before we get into

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: our usual speaking of uncle to uncle's
greatest top because franklin you know what tomorrow

[howard]: is yeah

[franklin]: andor

[howard]: dan dorr

[franklin]: diego

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: luna was in terminal

[howard]: yeah diego moon

[franklin]: the ego moon

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: ought to see those cheeks

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: clap

[howard]: that's something for daddy

[franklin]: yeah m

[howard]: yeah so are you

[franklin]: m yeah

[howard]: pumped on end door

[franklin]: i got a little secret for you

[howard]: yeah what's up brother

[franklin]: i got and or fever

[howard]: you got and or fever and the
only cure is

[franklin]: yes

[howard]: watching and or

[franklin]: guess how many episodes are dropping

[howard]: i think tomorrow three right

[franklin]: three

[howard]: man

[franklin]: one after the other

[howard]: boom boom boom

[franklin]: you know if they drop at midnight
imagine just

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: getting ahead of the pack so you
know i'm goin to watch the third one

[franklin]: right off the bat

[howard]: yeah you start with a third one

[franklin]: so with the third one and i'm
like hey i know i know more than

[franklin]: anybody in the world because i started
with the third one

[howard]: yeah you'd be the world's foremost and
our expert

[franklin]: for that moment in time you would
know more about andor than millions in the

[franklin]: population

[howard]: yeah god

[franklin]: global

[howard]: you'd feel smart

[franklin]: population

[howard]: you know i was one of

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: the first people to watch by wang
the first

[franklin]: you were

[howard]: episode

[franklin]: i was mad but you were

[howard]: yeah i was so excited i couldn't
wait for

[franklin]: you

[howard]: you

[franklin]: should

[howard]: to see

[franklin]: have watched

[howard]: play

[franklin]: the second one first

[howard]: now i should have i would

[franklin]: would

[howard]: have been

[franklin]: have been

[howard]: way

[franklin]: the

[howard]: ahead of it

[franklin]: yeah it's just you know like the
man who knows it all huh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you'll be like nick caging next when
you can determine what happens in the next

[franklin]: seven minutes

[howard]: yeah or knowing right

[franklin]: was it now

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: in her next i think it was
no knowing was the end of the world

[franklin]: next was like yeah

[howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: they're the same year though

[howard]: yeah there's a character

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: in nan dor named bick

[franklin]: no does he does he shut his
pants and blame it on on an imperial

[howard]: well it's a beautiful lady so i
hope not

[franklin]: how

[howard]: but we should write to her and
say

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: lady you don't want to be known
as this character oh

[franklin]: you do not ought to be known

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: as the progress pro wrestling

[howard]: pet

[franklin]: gorilla pants

[howard]: pant

[franklin]: chitter

[howard]: sitter slash snitch

[franklin]: snitch

[howard]: m

[franklin]: m s

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: g pant shot or two this is
racking up the acolytes like he spoken jameraqua

[franklin]: in the nineteen ninety six v m
s

[howard]: yeah man he's shooting a seven point
shots like on rock and jack

[franklin]: s fifty point shot

[howard]: yeah that's

[franklin]: tim

[howard]: binks with his poop

[franklin]: let's pick his hook shot in his
fucking soiled gens up into the rafters of

[franklin]: the g c w arena

[howard]: yeah they're going to hang his pants
up there

[franklin]: next to

[howard]: retire

[franklin]: patrick patrick n thirty three and m
s g bixs ship filled gens

[howard]: well deserved

[franklin]: so big but she's hot that's i
don like this

[howard]: yeah boy now i've seen it all

[franklin]: hot bino thank you

[howard]: blink blink

[franklin]: what

[howard]: eh

[franklin]: uh yeah there's a dedramiro

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: luthan rail

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: man mama which we already know

[howard]: yeah that's what's up

[franklin]: and that's this

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i got like i think this is
going to be smart but not too smart

[franklin]: that dumb asses like us can't understand

[howard]: i hope it's not too smart i'm
worried it's

[franklin]: you

[howard]: going to

[franklin]: you're

[howard]: be

[franklin]: legit war you're telling me off air

[howard]: yeah i'm not afraid it's going o
be you know like a guy is going

[howard]: to say oh i can't wait to
vote for this initiative senator

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and we'll all supposed to be like
oh

[franklin]: i

[howard]: damn i can't believe he said that
you know

[franklin]: i know

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: know but i think it's going to
be like oh ship that guy is actually

[franklin]: the spy or oh funky sneaking in
but he shouldn't be sneaking in

[howard]: kay that

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: kind

[franklin]: like

[howard]: of

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like james bond spine not jason born
spine

[franklin]: right maybe maybe it's a little bit
of both i think that might be maybe

[franklin]: some of the

[howard]: might be complicated then

[franklin]: might be complicated fuck that this might
be tough for us

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: don't

[howard]: gonna

[franklin]: know

[howard]: be like tinker sailor

[franklin]: soldiers is

[howard]: soldiers guy

[franklin]: solar tinker now

[howard]: tinker sailor soldier guy

[franklin]: i don't want to say you know
the movie at the cupboard and all that

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: yeah no that's not involved i don't

[howard]: no

[franklin]: know tinker taylor what was that movie

[howard]: that was dr strange was in it
i think

[franklin]: no thank you i don't do

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is non marvell work

[howard]: you don't watched no beautiful mind or
whatever

[franklin]: no

[howard]: it was

[franklin]: no no no no

[howard]: no yeah i did have it did
have dr strange head garry old man

[franklin]: very old man

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: this had every british guy and a
very old man

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: had colin forth

[franklin]: did it have arnimezola

[howard]: no that guy is not british

[franklin]: but

[howard]: it had

[franklin]: they had arnanzola toby jones

[howard]: toby jones is not arm zola

[franklin]: is he not

[howard]: no arnamzolis daniel

[franklin]: what's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now that's zemos isn't it

[howard]: oh that's right oh toby jones

[franklin]: dies and gentlemen the

[howard]: ship

[franklin]: marvel expert has long into the chat

[howard]: i was thinking about baron zima too
much today

[franklin]: well well well well sam poobler was
saying in the discord oh you're the supposed

[franklin]: marvel expert i'm like yes i know
all the all the marvels i know trevor

[franklin]: or the mandarin

[howard]: a

[franklin]: as i call him you

[howard]: trevor

[franklin]: know

[howard]: slattery

[franklin]: that's right well i knew the identity
of zemo

[howard]: cheers

[franklin]: i mean fuck you me mixed up
you got

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i knew the initial one you denied
it i knew

[howard]: yeah well but

[franklin]: toby

[howard]: you're

[franklin]: jones

[howard]: only as good as your last outing
brother

[franklin]: toby jones

[howard]: totally jones

[franklin]: what a little guy bro you get
in

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get into air events all the time

[howard]: he said well i be putting a
team together he's on there

[franklin]: i don't think his knees can handle
being in

[howard]: toby

[franklin]: like

[howard]: jones is

[franklin]: air

[howard]: one

[franklin]: event

[howard]: of those guys whenever i see him
in a movie i'm like yeah there's that

[howard]: little creep

[franklin]: that's my initial thought as well there's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: another like a creepy guy

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: ah it's like his name is like
court something

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah i forgot his name it's not
court bower but it's like court something

[howard]: ever soul or something right

[franklin]: i don't dick ebersol big

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man with the biggest head out there

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but

[howard]: big head with a big heart

[franklin]: yeah none the less year you know
too many movie premiers have just you know

[franklin]: it's my brain brother

[howard]: toby jones is in a movie coming
out called tetras

[franklin]: great

[howard]: they

[franklin]: wells

[howard]: made a movie of petrus

[franklin]: folks and i guess we've seen it
all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: boy who said there was

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: no new ideas

[franklin]: who you know if you live in
the andor world man like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you've seen the trailers right

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: where would

[howard]: yuh

[franklin]: you be what side would you be
on here what would you be doing in

[franklin]: that universe

[howard]: empire

[franklin]: empire

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yea because everything is clean

[howard]: yeah everything is clean their orderly

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: they just march around down the middle
of the street all day

[franklin]: a job where you could look like
you're doing a lot while doing nothing

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: check

[howard]: seems

[franklin]: please

[howard]: pretty pretty good

[franklin]: i mean

[howard]: you just say stuff like hey check

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that out

[franklin]: yeah oh my god it's the perfect
like pretending to do work while doing nothing

[franklin]: at all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man no i love this man you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know let's sign me up man

[howard]: yeah boy

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: i could do that all day

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: and they're not bad guys

[franklin]: no not all of them

[howard]: they're standing up for what they believe
in is that so bad

[franklin]: that's not at all

[franklin]: that'll be us working for the empire

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: we really would be

[franklin]: m

[howard]: great empire guys i think man

[franklin]: oh my god all right we

[howard]: then

[franklin]: get a suit

[howard]: do you

[franklin]: with

[howard]: think

[franklin]: those

[howard]: the empire

[franklin]: tooths

[howard]: had a podcast like you know advocacy
check out the empire it's pretty cool

[franklin]: they had a bar on the death
star that is cannon from another point of

[franklin]: view

[howard]: well

[franklin]: they complained about the drink selection

[howard]: well

[franklin]: that doesn't sound like us

[howard]: no we would be happy with anything

[franklin]: yeah i like is that like the
people were like oh man but wise or

[franklin]: fucking bud wiser bro like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not

[howard]: hey

[franklin]: us not about beer

[howard]: no we'll take it

[franklin]: yeah we'll

[howard]: as

[franklin]: take

[howard]: long

[franklin]: it man

[howard]: as long as it's ice cold and
hits the spot

[franklin]: oh man you know it's ice cold
everything there is cold bro

[howard]: yeah because it's in space

[franklin]: the fucking nature mother nature's refrigerator space

[howard]: yeah man there's nothing cooler than a
space beer

[franklin]: oh legit how good would a bear
that's been frozen in space and then

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: brought back down in the atmosphere how
good does that probably taste

[howard]: i would love that man i would
drink that all day long

[franklin]: that explode in the vacuum space though

[howard]: i don't know it to explode or
if it would get squished

[franklin]: liquid doesn't squash brother

[howard]: but there's a little bit of air
in that and right

[franklin]: oh man what if it's filled up
like

[howard]: man now you're goin to make me
google what happens if there's

[franklin]: beer

[howard]: a bear

[franklin]: and space can i get

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a beer in space and then bring
it back down to earth

[howard]: yeah we got a gidilonmusk on the
job for this one man

[franklin]: right no man

[howard]: what happens to a beer

[franklin]: beer

[howard]: and

[franklin]: in

[howard]: sit

[franklin]: space i mean a cold beer well
like a cane beer

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not like

[howard]: what

[franklin]: a bottle like a bottle seems like
it would crack

[howard]: so there's an article that says why
drinking beer in space is scientifically impossible

[franklin]: boring

[howard]: all right i'm not going to space
ever

[franklin]: yeah fuck that ship dude

[howard]: yeah that's loser talk right there no

[franklin]: m

[howard]: onder all these asternons are nerves

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: has anyone had a beer in space
astrents and cosmonats are restricted

[franklin]: fucking nerves dude

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: well there are been experiments in making
and hang on buzz algeran drink ome wine

[howard]: when he took communion on the moon

[franklin]: i love how it has to be
wine like oh that's the good alcohol that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: for like

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: good people

[howard]: yeah but but bab's blue ribbon isn't
i've never i've never seen a wine blue

[howard]: ribbon

[franklin]: right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now why i ain't good enough to
get in a blue ribbon

[howard]: hey cosminegrvulk said they would lose weight
and hide alcohol in their space suits

[franklin]: oh well that's pretty fucking cool man
that's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: let's

[howard]: that is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh yeah cosmanats were allowed it for
health reasons

[franklin]: i need a beer for my health

[howard]: so it seems like the russians were
all more laid back about this then

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: good on

[howard]: well

[franklin]: them

[howard]: there was a scandal in two thousand
seven astonats were flying well drunk

[franklin]: who are they going a hit

[howard]: hey i

[franklin]: i

[howard]: got a look at my hands or
shake i need something to calm me down

[howard]: brother

[franklin]: what

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: well the astronads are drunk oh god
better

[howard]: his

[franklin]: be care

[howard]: crashed into an alien

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: uh yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: wouldn't that be funny if

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: the first time we ever encountered daily

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: in life was

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: because a drunk asset

[franklin]: h

[howard]: not crashed

[franklin]: h

[howard]: into it

[franklin]: oh they have a low opinion of
us

[howard]: yeah we really have a lot of
ground to make up

[franklin]: all right

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: that's got a

[howard]: it's not what it looks like

[franklin]: so have you found the gold disk
we sent you or me or mat morgan

[franklin]: sperm that

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: cuts into space if you found the
blue print at morion sperm that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: take a look for it it's somewhere
out there

[franklin]: somewhere out there there's the gold disk
and matt morgan's sperm

[howard]: what

[franklin]: is in

[howard]: more

[franklin]: space

[howard]: we need to send

[franklin]: yes yeah

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: what was that thing with matt morgan
again

[howard]: yeah it was like a bunch of
people sent some of their stuff

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: in the space was like matt morgan's
dan

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like stephen colbear maybe link sent up
a comedy record or something

[franklin]: oh no oh

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god like i

[howard]: you

[franklin]: know

[howard]: know

[franklin]: that i know the gold disk like
the famous

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: gold disk

[howard]: that was that one made sense because
it was like you know here's what the

[howard]: earth looks like here's what our math
is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like that

[franklin]: yeah yeah that disk and they have
instructions to play the famous gold disk

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like there's like you know like boyars
or golden record man how

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: good they put put an episode of
uncle to uncle on that

[howard]: oh maybe we can get ill get
up an on mosque again so

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: they sent dan up of a bunch
of people they put up so matt

[franklin]: m

[howard]: morgan

[franklin]: the blue print

[howard]: yeah it's stephen hawking okay that's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: fine

[franklin]: sure

[howard]: stephen colbert playboy model joe garcia

[franklin]: little something for daddy up in space

[howard]: yeah that's what i'm talking about a
game designer named richard garrott which

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: was the

[franklin]: a

[howard]: nervy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: fantasy authors tracy hickman and laura hickman

[franklin]: m

[howard]: they wrote like

[franklin]: m

[howard]: dragon lance books as

[franklin]: gotcha

[howard]: stupid then matt morgan and

[franklin]: m

[howard]: lance armstrong and then also

[franklin]: m

[howard]: a children's book that stephen hawking wrote

[franklin]: this this is like

[howard]: they

[franklin]: so

[howard]: didn't even really

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: why

[franklin]: so

[howard]: would they have sent this up man

[franklin]: so like in the voyager one it
was chuck berry awesome right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like that's dope

[howard]: rock and roll

[franklin]: little rock and roll like that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like they put beethoven and like mode
sart ship as well

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like i get it but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like

[howard]: and because i like kind of like
humans are around doing something right

[franklin]: yeah i

[howard]: like

[franklin]: like yeah

[howard]: i was gonna say you're an alien
and you heard mostar you'd be like well

[howard]: these guys are like you know i
don't really can't jam out to this but

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like you know they've got brains i
guess

[franklin]: i guess you would say that i
mean but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is there definitive proof either like who
is

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to say like an alien wouldn't like
some forty one's fucking fat lip

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: more than most art like you can't
you can't make that as a definitive statement

[franklin]: that an alien an extra terrestrial beam
would like mozart

[howard]: i

[franklin]: because of the sucking strings bullshit whatever
it is as post to fucking you know

[franklin]: storming to the party you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know

[howard]: looking like nino

[franklin]: yeah yeah there's no there's no definitive
proof

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: man this this voider disk stupid

[franklin]: i think both i think matt morgan
sperm thing is stupid i think the voyage

[franklin]: i think the aliens need podcasts sent
to them

[howard]: m and the swedish pacini team

[franklin]: and the swedish bakin team a couple
eight by tens

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: yeah like pat say jack

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: just we need to come up with
the perfect thing to send the aliens out

[franklin]: of space

[howard]: do you think it's feasible that you
could just as a if its citizens make

[howard]: a rocket strong enough to get it
into space like if you didn't want it

[howard]: to come back or anything just get
it all the way up there do you

[howard]: think you could

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: do that

[franklin]: a good that's a good question okay

[howard]: i s worth looking into

[franklin]: if you have this is being done
on your property right

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i think you have to look into
code violations right but

[howard]: right because

[franklin]: it seems

[howard]: like

[franklin]: like

[howard]: the

[franklin]: blast scenery

[howard]: f

[franklin]: rocket

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: short of a noise disturbance or anything
like that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: see it breaking any laws

[howard]: no one's business but your own whether
you did it right

[franklin]: if it doesn't

[howard]: a

[franklin]: again like if it fell short and
fell on the n you know that's a

[franklin]: violation but if it makes it to
space it's not

[howard]: then

[franklin]: it's not a

[howard]: off

[franklin]: literine

[howard]: i goes

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not now now

[howard]: have you seen the uncle uncle account
follow some space guy did you follow him

[howard]: i don't think i did

[franklin]: i think that's the better i mean
if the question is who followed somebody in

[franklin]: the uncle to uncle account the answer
is always

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: you

[howard]: usually me but i wouldn't have followed
a space guy

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it must have just happened in our
pocket or something

[franklin]: right right

[howard]: well with that maybe we'll go ahead
and ask him if we can send a

[howard]: rock in a space

[franklin]: as a private citizen can you send
a rock into space

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and just have some cool

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: stuff like a nerve gun couple of
dvdsyou know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: cool shit

[howard]: like a

[franklin]: funcos

[howard]: picture of vernor herzog is the client
yeah

[franklin]: by ten of burner or as the
client yes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a growgruplushy

[howard]: stall

[franklin]: up there

[howard]: oh that would be cute

[franklin]: i love that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they would

[howard]: maybe

[franklin]: appreciate that

[howard]: maybe nineteen seventy dodge charger

[franklin]: little something a little speed on that
i don't know if they

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: can handle that over there in mars

[howard]: you got you got a flying saucer
look at we got

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: half ton of american steel

[franklin]: yeah man they're not ready for that
ship dude that's too

[howard]: no

[franklin]: fucking there

[howard]: hell no

[franklin]: they're like ah i could travel intredimensionally
fuck out of here but aliens are nerves

[franklin]: they just

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: have to be by nature i guess

[howard]: they

[franklin]: that's what

[howard]: got those

[franklin]: has

[howard]: big ass heads

[franklin]: i yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: feeble as bodies could jam into lockers

[howard]: oh man i would love to bully
an alien

[franklin]: slater would just

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: fucking slam one in there and just
fucking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: lock him up

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that'd be awesome

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i'm talking to lisa turtle pell

[franklin]: hey warn me i'm talking to lisa
turtle i'm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: an extra terrestrial being

[howard]: now

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: blo

[franklin]: just um man maria lopes that's what
can that be one of our guys

[howard]: yeah marie lopes we could send his
din pace

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that would be impressive

[franklin]: i felt bad for mario lopez because
all throughout that joe francis like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: thing on t n t they kept
breaking up photos of joe francis and mario

[franklin]: lope as always like around there

[howard]: but i mean if you were kind
of a shady famous guy when you try

[howard]: to hang out with maria lopez as
much as you could

[franklin]: yeah that's that's not on mario like

[howard]: no

[franklin]: that's

[howard]: not at all man

[franklin]: that's not but like they keep talking
about joe francis and it's like here's joe

[franklin]: like they're showing the photos like like
goddamn showing without mario opes please

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the poor

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: guy man

[howard]: like you can't be guilty of who
you take a picture with man that's messed

[franklin]: no

[howard]: up no

[franklin]: no i'm sure

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: jees i think mary lopez is a
good guy you know that

[franklin]: i don't know if he's a good
guy

[howard]: he's never done anything to me

[franklin]: it sounds pretty sounds like a pretty
good guy to me

[howard]: let me say he doesn't have a
controversy section on his work at patio

[franklin]: boom done case closed case closed

[howard]: yeah no

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: controversies

[franklin]: no controversy but we do have a
controversy

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: because i think it is the latest
we've ever been in an episode not talked

[franklin]: about

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: god damn if we were strict to
the hour kind of show

[howard]: kay yeah

[franklin]: be fired

[howard]: we'd be in trouble

[franklin]: we'd be in big trouble with the
boss but you know what robe show i

[franklin]: hope keep that finger on the plug

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: you better get used to the way
the cookie bounces

[franklin]: yuh big man i'm on pluto kick
again

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you i mean

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you probably go ahead an out i
know you watched wrestling on there but

[howard]: i check it out from here to
there

[franklin]: i've beenlooking at their movie channels man
i was watching forty days and forty nights

[franklin]: to josh harton

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know a movie i talked about
before on this show i saw him it

[franklin]: wasn't a feather he made somebody

[howard]: yah

[franklin]: he made a lady you know

[howard]: h

[franklin]: he wasn't going to have sex with
her cause it hadn't been forty days but

[franklin]: he made her see you m with
a flower

[howard]: h oh

[franklin]: yeah yeah wild stuff

[howard]: that's that's romantic

[franklin]: yeah and then her friend was like
was it a vibrating flower with the funk

[franklin]: but yeah that's

[howard]: no

[franklin]: not my movie though

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: i just been on this pluto kick
do they got everything it's fucking amazing

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know i told you before the
show began my movie has jake busy rayleoda

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: john quzac

[howard]: who

[franklin]: and amanda pete

[howard]: oh baby

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: what is this

[franklin]: this is called identity

[howard]: oh wow

[franklin]: two thousand three brother

[howard]: that was a hell of a year

[franklin]: hell of a year you know

[howard]: no

[franklin]: hell of a year

[howard]: i

[franklin]: for movies now somebody

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: described it as

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the six sense meets fight club i
wouldn't

[howard]: well that sounds good

[franklin]: i guess

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so man this is a movie

[howard]: i

[franklin]: so many twists and i don't i
don't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like horror movies man

[howard]: yeah no

[franklin]: i don't that's too scary but it
was on i was it was playing it

[franklin]: was after forty days forty nights

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like okay whatever you know you know
i see actors you know these are my

[franklin]: friends that i know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you

[howard]: of

[franklin]: know

[howard]: course

[franklin]: ralioda you know

[howard]: one of the biggest stars he has
ever been

[franklin]: yeah you know he's a cop in
this guess

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: what he wasn't a cop he was
a criminal

[howard]: h

[franklin]: i know there's so many twists

[howard]: that is a lot of twists

[franklin]: john c mc kinley's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: in this dr cox from scrubs

[howard]: okay

[franklin]: he dies he gets hit by a
car

[howard]: all right p

[franklin]: r i p and like

[howard]: a

[franklin]: all these people are getting

[howard]: my

[franklin]: killed off because they're in a motel
in nevada it's raining they can't leave

[howard]: and

[franklin]: and they don't know who's the killer
they

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: think it's jake b s because

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's a criminal

[howard]: right

[franklin]: and somebody kills him and they don't
know who and then they think it's this

[howard]: i

[franklin]: other guy

[howard]: m

[franklin]: who's played by john hocks no relation
the ethan

[howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: looks just like him they're

[howard]: that's

[franklin]: both

[howard]: where

[franklin]: yeah they're both whites

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: you

[howard]: well

[franklin]: know

[howard]: whites can do anything these days

[franklin]: i mean i swear that guy was
you know but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you know not related to ethan

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man there's so many twists you think
first like oh the killer is john ques

[franklin]: act because there's another like it's like
two

[howard]: a

[franklin]: movies dudes like you have the motel
stuff and people are dying and

[howard]: m

[franklin]: then you have a court or like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: a thing and there's alfred molina dock
act

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: and he's like oh my client has
this

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: associative entity disorder

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: how can

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he be found guilty and you know

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: and then just like he's like his
body did it but his mind did not

[franklin]: commit the crimes

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: is

[franklin]: a

[howard]: a

[franklin]: smart

[howard]: good defense

[franklin]: ass and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's a good defense though i'm going
to start you know

[howard]: yeah i might start using that myself

[franklin]: right that's a you know

[howard]: ah oh

[franklin]: you know this movie brought a lot
of attention man

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: because like you have some like kind
of chudley or like average looking

[howard]: m

[franklin]: dudes amanda

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: pete is looking just astonishing like i
think this is the movie where i learned

[franklin]: how unfair

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: things are for women because

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this you know you have you know
just a beautiful

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: woman here in the chudliest cast of
dudes like

[howard]: yeah yeah that ain't fair

[franklin]: that ain't fair aren't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: there more beautiful ask

[howard]: how

[franklin]: women in this movie is my question

[howard]: yeah let's get some equality

[franklin]: quality right you know get

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: more babes in this you know but
no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: dude so many twists it's you know
there's like can i spoil the movie for

[franklin]: you

[howard]: sure

[franklin]: it turns out this little kid who
looked creepy from the start was the killer

[franklin]: and

[howard]: what

[franklin]: like yeah like this is something you
figure out like now like in the first

[franklin]: few minutes

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: but like back

[howard]: i

[franklin]: then it's like oh ship the little
kid m no

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah yeah because it takes place in
the future and the past

[howard]: okay that's smart

[franklin]: exmin days of future past

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: another

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: smart movie

[howard]: that is a smart movie

[franklin]: fucking nixon's in it

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: they ever ask you what's your favorite
movie

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: with a with a real president

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: let's god if he days a future

[franklin]: as a

[howard]: past

[franklin]: feature as right or

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: transformer because it has george w bush
in the first one

[howard]: that's right

[franklin]: goes on some

[howard]: or

[franklin]: twines

[howard]: my favorite with an astronaut dark of
the moon

[franklin]: we have an aston not a president
though

[howard]: oh well yeah but those are his
like the president of the moon

[franklin]: he is the president of the boom
wa does he take our podcast and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: swedish pacini photos up there next time
around

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: buzz

[howard]: come on buzz

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: that's a cool name man

[franklin]: you're telling me that wasn't the first
kind of drink in the fucking

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: space

[howard]: i was funking driving a camera on
the moon

[franklin]: they drive a golf car on the
moon

[howard]: they drove some little buggy around yeah

[franklin]: doesn't make sense oh

[howard]: how it at work

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: there's no golf to play up there

[franklin]: what's your movie big man

[howard]: oh franklin you know it's interesting you

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: watched a movie on pluto i watched

[franklin]: m

[howard]: one we're really out of space today
i watched

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: a movie on the neptune channel

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: one of those street and channels

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: you know

[franklin]: interesting

[howard]: they do a lot of publicity for
movies a lot of people haven't seen before

[franklin]: cool

[howard]: you know like i like the spotlight
stuff that kind

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: of goes overlooked you know

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: all these film twitter guys they're fine
but they kind of stick to the same

[howard]: stuff you know you don't really see
them there too much they don't ever give

[howard]: a good look to you know the
mail carrier's husband

[franklin]: no

[howard]: stuff like that so

[franklin]: but you know why

[howard]: why

[franklin]: they don't it

[howard]: they don't so this movie is really
really good for you know this movie it

[howard]: was on the neptune channel

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: it's from two thousand third n so
this is it's a movie where

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: young people

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: no longer have any pride in their
country right

[franklin]: m

[howard]: they say oh don't care about america
anymore that musty old land what's it done

[howard]: for me well america gets attacked by
the russians

[franklin]: well boy

[howard]: and the military says hey you young
people we need you all to join the

[howard]: military you need to join them none
of them want to do it so guess

[howard]: who sends up all the old guys
oh

[franklin]: so this is kind of like you
know clenestwood tom jones

[howard]: well so it's got you know lose
in this um danny glover is it it

[franklin]: yeah he's like the perennial old guy
huh

[howard]: john john lyth gaws

[franklin]: ye

[howard]: in this one

[franklin]: another hall of fame

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: perennial old

[howard]: and christoph waltz yeah

[franklin]: ladies and gentlemen they don't come any
old any older any dustier than christ of

[franklin]: walt i feel

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like with him i could get a
little brush like a fossil just so the

[franklin]: old the autumn

[howard]: yeah expose him out of the out
of the sandstone

[franklin]: i just gotta go keep

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: sweeping away the skin cells that are
coming off of him

[howard]: yeah that's an old man right there
so

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: this movie is called old old soldiers

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and they all have to go into
war they go through boot camp so that's

[howard]: really exciting watching all these old guy
as a boot camp

[franklin]: oh man

[howard]: uh

[franklin]: that's funny i could hear like give
me some give us

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: o give

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it in so i can hear that

[howard]: there's a mintage danny glovers doing pull
ups and at first he can't do any

[howard]: because he's you know eighty or whatever

[franklin]: here's a whole

[howard]: yeah and then at the end he's
doing a bunch um and all of their

[howard]: generals and stuff are young then them
so it's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: kind of weird you know they're

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: saying they're like i don't usually yell
at a guy older than me but i'll

[howard]: make an exception for you

[franklin]: oh man

[howard]: yeah and john lithgawis in there and
he's like a nerd but he is still

[howard]: so he's like a college professor but

[franklin]: dan

[howard]: he has to be in the military
so he's he's like they call him they

[howard]: call him a

[franklin]: yah

[howard]: harvard because he's so smart

[franklin]: the military is big on the silly
nicknames

[howard]: yeah like they call they call chrisofpha
walt texas because the yeah

[franklin]: huh zombi land does the same thing

[howard]: yeah he verything does man i do
it all the time

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: and then they have to go and
they go war and they have to fight

[howard]: and you know who plays vladimarpood

[franklin]: donald southerland

[howard]: no well that would be a good
call though

[franklin]: good footing right

[howard]: it's it's who's the guy who is
in the new james bond movies as you

[howard]: know the new in after after judith
dence leaves is that

[franklin]: the new m and james bond movies

[howard]: ralph fianisright

[franklin]: row i think it's just fine right

[howard]: oh fine

[franklin]: fines like oh i got a parking
ticket got to play these ralph fines

[howard]: yeah well it's him he plays vlatimerputan
and

[franklin]: that's a pretty

[howard]: i'm pretty

[franklin]: i don't

[howard]: good

[franklin]: know how that

[howard]: casting

[franklin]: guy looks so

[howard]: no he looks like bamerputon probably

[franklin]: let me say yeah that that's that's
about right man

[howard]: yeah yeah it's perfect

[franklin]: i don't like this guy to be
honest dude i'm

[howard]: no

[franklin]: looking

[howard]: he's a bad guy

[franklin]: i'm

[howard]: he's

[franklin]: taking

[howard]: always been

[franklin]: a look

[howard]: a

[franklin]: at

[howard]: bad

[franklin]: him i don't

[howard]: guy

[franklin]: like him is he this

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is a bad guy probably in real
life

[howard]: he's got to be a bad guy
in real life man

[franklin]: i don't like this guy dude i
don't i got

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a bad feeling about him

[howard]: you got a bad feeling about this

[franklin]: first and foremost yeah

[howard]: oh so he's the main bad guy
um you know it's exciting they go through

[howard]: boot camp they get overseas they've got
you now deal with the realities of war

[howard]: even though danny glover is the oldest
one he's the only one who has actually

[howard]: been in war before so he kind
of knows what's going on

[franklin]: well now the smart phones have got
war s got to be distracting because if

[franklin]: you're looking at funny on you tube

[howard]: yeah well but they're old guys so
they don't

[franklin]: they

[howard]: really

[franklin]: don't know you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tube yet

[howard]: yeah and that's two thousand thirteen so
you know

[franklin]: still have youtube then buddy

[howard]: ah well i know but it wasn't
like a big deal yet

[franklin]: okay m there's still funny stuff on
there man gagnemstile was on there

[howard]: you know but you didn't have no
logan paul

[franklin]: i think they were still around then
but yes so i get your point but

[howard]: you know it wasn't a phenomenon

[franklin]: it wasn't

[howard]: like

[franklin]: a phenomenon

[howard]: yeah and besides you know you think
harvard's going to be watching ganem style

[franklin]: is that in taste

[howard]: there's a part there's a part where
he's in the war and he's he's struggling

[howard]: to keep up with every they're rnnin
through the battle field and he's like my

[howard]: bag is too heavy and like what's
in their harbor and they opened it up

[howard]: and it's just all the books

[franklin]: you're bringing books in the warfield buddy

[howard]: yeah well what a goose right he's
kind of like the ccomedic character

[franklin]: that's a

[howard]: because

[franklin]: funny it's a funny thing

[howard]: yeah he's just a dumb dumb

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: so yeah it's a pretty exciting movie
there's there's a femfatal

[franklin]: oh boy

[howard]: in there

[franklin]: who's that

[howard]: laura holly

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: lauren holly

[franklin]: laura laura holly

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah so yeah that's something

[franklin]: now

[howard]: for

[franklin]: she

[howard]: daddy

[franklin]: was with jim carry for a while

[howard]: yes she sure was

[franklin]: you think she's you think she's vac
and she's like oh i don't do this

[franklin]: bullshit with this weird nough

[howard]: that's why she got a divorce she

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: said buddy i got a feeling you're
going to be not vexed in a

[franklin]: you

[howard]: few

[franklin]: know

[howard]: years

[franklin]: what she was in down periscope of
kelsey grammer

[howard]: hey that's not bad

[franklin]: no it wasn't bad no no there
is some some sexual tension between them

[howard]: i bet there was

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: probably in real life too because she

[franklin]: i

[howard]: is a beautiful woman

[franklin]: he's a beautiful man how could that
now

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: trans that's probably would yeah they did
not for us to know

[howard]: yeah that's that's only for me and
god

[franklin]: as for kelsey lord and and the
big man upstairs and

[howard]: m

[franklin]: anybody

[howard]: n

[franklin]: lucky enough to get to

[howard]: who investigates it

[franklin]: yeah you think he'd tell us if
he did

[howard]: vex found out yeah

[franklin]: no they can't i mean if we
asked kelsey kelso you and laren holly ever

[franklin]: have a thing

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: he's too

[howard]: if

[franklin]: much

[howard]: we

[franklin]: of a secret bro to be like
i'm not going to say we didn't pal

[howard]: he'd be like me tell you i
love women in all of their forms

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: or something like that

[franklin]: he

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: would say it in an intellectual way
where we would be confused for a minute

[franklin]: and then when he's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: gone we be like oh so they
did fuck

[howard]: i do man kills grame i think
he's kind of a secret

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: pervert

[franklin]: i don't think that's like

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: think it's

[franklin]: a

[howard]: a

[franklin]: secret

[howard]: secret

[franklin]: pervert

[howard]: actually

[franklin]: that's like doing the worst job of
covering it up

[howard]: yeah he's like no one knows that
i'm a pervert

[franklin]: yeah that's what he's doing yes it's
very much like david do cuffney and making

[franklin]: like california cation like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like that's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know how could anybody know i'm
a sex attic i'm only in the show

[franklin]: or i'm

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: having to funk every episode

[howard]: kelsey gram has got the perfect twitter
because i think he just has someone who

[howard]: retweets stuff that he's in

[franklin]: that's that's what it should be

[howard]: yeah you want to now what kelsey
gram's net worth is

[franklin]: let me guess can i guess

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: say seventeen mill

[howard]: my brother he is worth eighty million
dollars

[franklin]: no ship

[howard]: could you imagine how much money you'd

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: be driving and he went through a
divorce he had to pay her off fifty

[howard]: million

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: dollars

[franklin]: my god man

[howard]: dude

[franklin]: oh my god

[howard]: it's funny when you hear these rich
guys i'm like oh they took me for

[howard]: half of my worth okay well you're
still

[franklin]: yeah you're

[howard]: doing

[franklin]: still

[howard]: pretty good man

[franklin]: you're still doing pretty good man i
don't know if you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: can complain man i mean

[howard]: you can drive a new and a
civic every day for a year

[franklin]: i'm glad how you measure things

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: can somebody drive a new handecific for
every day of the year

[howard]: you could probably do more than that

[franklin]: i would imagine he does

[howard]: yeah you think he does more than
that you think he drives to home to

[howard]: civic a day

[franklin]: i don't see the point but he
could

[howard]: i wonder what the like top of
the line on the civic cost because you

[howard]: know he's not driving to stock on

[franklin]: no

[howard]: the civic

[franklin]: no he's getting a fresh off there
you know

[howard]: is getting like the type r or
whatever the racer one

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: i don't feel like looking that up

[franklin]: no

[howard]: who

[franklin]: no

[howard]: cares

[franklin]: no no so big man you know
we we do have questions we have a

[franklin]: question in the emails i don't think
we've touched

[howard]: okay let's do that

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: because we kind o went long

[franklin]: we've gotten long but i mean you
know again even if even in vance was

[franklin]: right across the most russian us and
we've gone past the out this is like

[franklin]: t v time remaining on a world
championship match

[howard]: this and this is a world championship
episode

[franklin]: hey man legendary flavors world championship podcast

[howard]: i just want to point out that
if you drove a new top of the

[howard]: line hondacific every day for a year
it would cost you fourteen million dollars

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: so kelsey grandma could do that for
about six years and they need

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: been cruptafter

[franklin]: he be back

[howard]: he bought twenty two hundred on this

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: at least you can start a goddamn
you know

[howard]: sell sell him

[franklin]: sell em for half of

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that

[howard]: yeah genuine kelsey grammar

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: civic hell pay seventy five thousand alas
for that

[franklin]: it's like john voie le baron

[howard]: oh man with that bite mark

[franklin]: the

[howard]: pencil

[franklin]: vipearks on the

[howard]: m

[franklin]: so

[howard]: i

[franklin]: h so louise is asking us here
high uncles i have an extremely annoying co

[franklin]: worker

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: work in a machine shop and this
guy will sing chitty spanish language songs extremely

[franklin]: poorly he doesn't

[howard]: huh

[franklin]: just sing quietly to himself either

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: he sings as loud as possible and
it is driving me insane sometimes you're

[howard]: a yyehyeah

[franklin]: sang for like an hour or two
without stopping i don't want to explode on

[franklin]: him because he is an otherwise very
nice person how do i get him to

[franklin]: stop or i might being an ass
and should i just let him sing he's

[franklin]: not being an ass like let's

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: make that perfectly fucking clear that's an
annoying thing like

[howard]: i want to hear the singing before
i answer to be honest with you because

[howard]: maybe he's a good singer and louise
is tone daffers something you

[franklin]: but

[howard]: know

[franklin]: even then you got a job to
do you got some guys singing

[howard]: yeah that's true

[franklin]: you know and it's and it's spanish

[howard]: it

[franklin]: song so he's not singing you know
steal my sunshine by len

[howard]: yeah he's singing o m cortorazone

[franklin]: right all right you know some celia
cruise lost van van

[howard]: some

[franklin]: like

[howard]: miami sound machine

[franklin]: the miami sound machine you know

[howard]: okay yeah

[franklin]: it can be really annoying man it
could be annoying and like louis

[howard]: yes

[franklin]: is he cuban because if he's cuban
then i know how annoying it is because

[howard]: right

[franklin]: it can be loud dude

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: cubans ell you can't well you guess
you can't but they

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: can

[howard]: cut

[franklin]: be loud i'll give

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you yeah

[howard]: you gave me cuban rights

[franklin]: you can say yeah hey can be
loud and they

[howard]: well

[franklin]: love

[howard]: those

[franklin]: their music

[howard]: cubans are loud

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: oh i hate that

[franklin]: go for it have a ball

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: dude i'm fine

[howard]: i'm

[franklin]: with it hey everybody you can't be
mad at it i said it's okay m

[howard]: hose cupids piss me off brother

[franklin]: ah

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: brother i mean ship over here got
some annoying ones for sure but

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: no uh how do you handle this
situation where a guy is singing you know

[franklin]: what i think i was gonna say

[howard]: can you wear headphones

[franklin]: i guess

[howard]: my

[franklin]: it's

[howard]: brother

[franklin]: the question one and then

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i was on say can you offer
him gum but i think you could still

[franklin]: sing and have gum right

[howard]: oh yeah but might not be able
to

[franklin]: maybe

[howard]: you

[franklin]: just

[howard]: never

[franklin]: keep

[howard]: know

[franklin]: offering them sticks of gum

[howard]: yeah until his mouth is so full
of gum he's like

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: like that

[franklin]: just keep offering him gum

[howard]: yeah let stop him tons and tons
of gum

[franklin]: and

[howard]: you could

[franklin]: just to clarify

[howard]: and if he's

[franklin]: you know

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: uncle howard has you know uncle has
an honor cuban so

[howard]: see

[franklin]: all that stuff you know i'm real
i'm as cubano as they got everybody

[howard]: yeah that's right is

[franklin]: so

[howard]: coupanois

[franklin]: you can't be mad at

[howard]: rasorramon

[franklin]: us can't be mad for that earlier
stuff

[howard]: no you can't

[franklin]: you can't

[howard]: if you got a problem with it
why don't you go down to havana because

[howard]: that's where you'll find me

[franklin]: that's right that's right driving the cuban
mile

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: man was cool though they

[franklin]: cuba

[howard]: got all

[franklin]: is

[howard]: those

[franklin]: dope

[howard]: yeah got beautiful beautiful beaches

[franklin]: brother you would love coming over here
to kocho

[howard]: see

[franklin]: there's nothing there's nothing like it dude
walk down

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the street here in kocho play some
dominos

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: have a drink

[howard]: were one of those shirts is buttoned
up

[franklin]: oh brother you're talking about a guaavera
or a cuba

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: vera

[howard]: yeah drink a cuba libre

[franklin]: my friend i mean yeah i mean
they would suit you well

[howard]: yeah i think

[franklin]: cuban lifestyle cigar

[howard]: eh

[franklin]: hat

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: oh brother

[howard]: i don't know i like cigars but
i break one and half and then have

[howard]: a samoan guy beat someone up oh

[franklin]: that's good that sounds good to me
brother so so louis i think just gum

[franklin]: a lot of gum

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get some of that zebra gum right
this with all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: the

[howard]: fruit stripe

[franklin]: fruits ripe as when all the young
youngs are smoking or chewing

[howard]: yeah chewing

[franklin]: doing and smoking

[howard]: maybe you know if the guy's cue
and i guess you could give him a

[howard]: cigar

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: too

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we can't resist

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to wrap our lips around a big
fat cigar

[howard]: yeah i guess i'll have a cigar
now that i'm cuban

[franklin]: yea you'd be like

[howard]: oh baby i love this

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's what you say

[howard]: that's a cuban

[franklin]: that's a cuban so next question here
this is i'm going to email questions here

[howard]: okay please

[franklin]: s from ben and he says do
you think elvin saw star wars do you

[franklin]: think he would

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: have liked attack of the clothes and
when did elvas die

[howard]: i think nineteen

[franklin]: i thought it was like seventy seven
or something seventy seven

[howard]: okay so you

[franklin]: did

[howard]: could

[franklin]: a

[howard]: have

[franklin]: new

[howard]: seen

[franklin]: hope

[howard]: a

[franklin]: come

[howard]: new hope

[franklin]: out

[howard]: seventy seven right

[franklin]: he came out seven seven but seventy
sevens a long time bro like in may

[franklin]: and he died in

[howard]: which

[franklin]: august

[howard]: part if so

[franklin]: two

[howard]: he did

[franklin]: months

[howard]: see it yeah you

[franklin]: vis

[howard]: had plenty

[franklin]: had

[howard]: of time

[franklin]: albums

[howard]: you got

[franklin]: had

[howard]: a seen it a few times

[franklin]: alas had two months

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to watch a new hope

[howard]: yeah he better of

[franklin]: yeah did elvas

[howard]: m

[franklin]: star wars let look this up first

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like man he goes at that hotel
a lot so there's a blogger so did

[franklin]: elves presley see star wars so looking
through

[howard]: you

[franklin]: this block here they don't want to
just give me a yes or no here

[franklin]: so he was in poor shape in
seventy seven gained weight you

[howard]: don't

[franklin]: know

[howard]: have to run a mile to see
a movie

[franklin]: i don't think you do i think
albus could

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get fucking go now you would imagine
to say that you ould imagine you would

[franklin]: have loved that you know is full
of action the force so they're

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: only speculating in this article on august
twelfth unable to obtain a print of starward

[franklin]: ef there's a store here

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so that august almost three months after
starward was released it seems elvas was trying

[franklin]: to get a print of the film
to screen in memphis so his why and

[franklin]: and his daughter can watch it you
know ex wife

[howard]: he

[franklin]: and

[howard]: you got to check out this movie

[franklin]: so i guess he did see because
he wanted to print right

[howard]: he i got to cake it back
to home mem s

[franklin]: colonel man let me go let me
get some in stars man colonel is on

[franklin]: got two months to live

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i'm goin all just wait here in
vegas man let me put the pup on

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: starward on the big screen man the
film

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: come on colonel

[howard]: frank can you ever heard that song
walking in memphis

[franklin]: no

[howard]: oh man that's one of the best
songs ever he talks about he gets guy

[howard]: the singer goes down to memphis by
himself

[franklin]: hm

[howard]: goes into grace land he sees the
ghost of elvas

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: walking memphis

[franklin]: and you see

[howard]: a

[franklin]: i

[howard]: great song you know who loves that
song sweet jenny

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: um you know also there's a part
where the ladies are you a christian who

[howard]: says mam i am tonight

[franklin]: that's cute

[howard]: ah

[franklin]: so he

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: looks like he may have seen star
wars i think is the ultimate so what

[franklin]: have like a tack of the clones
maybe like oh colonel colonel s too many

[franklin]: of the men on one two they
all look goddamn man that's

[howard]: i don't

[franklin]: boom hower

[howard]: know

[franklin]: fuck

[howard]: i don't like that dialogue too much
colonel

[franklin]: colonel the dialogue is taking me out
of the film here man he's talking about

[franklin]: sand here saying there man where is
he man the beaches of aca poco

[howard]: did elvislike the match

[franklin]: really like the beach you're not going
to do

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like the beach

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: get out of here he was in
the king he wasn't hard of living

[howard]: you know that's walking in memphis he
you know he always shot the t v

[howard]: that elva stood

[franklin]: what's that

[howard]: all this would always shoot as t
v

[franklin]: no ship

[howard]: take out his gun and shoot it
you know why because

[franklin]: m

[howard]: robert gale was on it

[franklin]: oh dastardly robert gole

[howard]: yeah but i hate that robert gole
yeah

[franklin]: is not a trustworthy face

[howard]: no it's too much of a mustache

[franklin]: no well he's no longer with us
either

[howard]: yeah well it looks like elves got
the last laugh

[franklin]: yeah they both died um there's

[howard]: big

[franklin]: more

[howard]: robert gole

[franklin]: there's too many questions man on the
discord

[howard]: i know i went i asked for

[franklin]: you

[howard]: questions

[franklin]: ask for questions what can

[howard]: kay

[franklin]: do a show

[howard]: well i didn't know that we were
going to get into it about you know

[howard]: matt morgan's sperm in space

[franklin]: it's floated away so you're telling me
beer can't survive in space but that man's

[franklin]: load can

[howard]: yeah because it's not carbonated

[franklin]: there's too many questions dude these people
have to

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: be i mean are they going to
get mad like

[howard]: let's let's i got one that i
want to answer

[franklin]: all right

[howard]: right

[franklin]: get

[howard]: here

[franklin]: the one you want to answer i
saw like i

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: mean they're good questions do

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: not get me

[howard]: there's

[franklin]: wrong

[howard]: first of al there's one question that
we're not just going to answer that we're

[howard]: going a answer a lot more than
that in an exclusive and fairly ambitious project

[howard]: so one of these questions is

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it's going to be taken care of
don't

[franklin]: okay

[howard]: worry about that but is champ he
says you can re cast one m c

[howard]: u character with brett michael's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: who are you going with

[franklin]: whole fuck this

[howard]: pepper

[franklin]: is a

[howard]: pots

[franklin]: brilliant this is a brilliant asked question

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: holy shit man this is like

[howard]: oh

[franklin]: you you need to put some thing
in front of me man like you can't

[franklin]: do this here like would you be
good in the captain america kind of think

[franklin]: what you be good with iron man
until i kind of bounce off of and

[franklin]: the iron man is jealous of you
know so maybe

[howard]: oh yeah

[franklin]: oh aldrich killian

[franklin]: aldrich

[howard]: he was

[franklin]: killing the flaming

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: hot guy i mean i don't

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: mean because he's hot he's a good
looking guy

[howard]: i

[franklin]: you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: played like guy pierce but guy pierce
ain't no brett michael's

[howard]: no imagine yeah because in the beginning
is like a little like

[franklin]: like

[howard]: nor

[franklin]: a nerve

[howard]: kind of

[franklin]: dude fucking

[howard]: and

[franklin]: hilarious

[howard]: then he shows up twenty years later

[franklin]: he's

[howard]: and

[franklin]: hot

[howard]: it's brett michael's

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: it looks like a million bucks

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: damn

[franklin]: aldrich killian

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: michael's there man that'd be fucking

[howard]: to

[franklin]: like man he would go up to
fucking like guennethpaltro and just be like m

[howard]: yeah that does sound good

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: i think i

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: would i go to think of a
better person than aldrich killing now that you

[howard]: mention it for

[franklin]: i

[howard]: him

[franklin]: get i got a good one dude
of the fat dude

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i am the marvel expert

[howard]: yeah well no

[franklin]: uh

[howard]: you're not i would i would pick
i would actually cast him as bucky barns

[howard]: because i'd love to see him do
a lot of emoting when he's sad about

[franklin]: oh

[howard]: being set by hydra to be an
assassin

[franklin]: he'd be good because he had a
lot of expressions when he had his like

[franklin]: hat and bandana on which is a
normal thing to have

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: when you're

[howard]: when you

[franklin]: not balled

[howard]: always have it on

[franklin]: yeah exactly and he was just like
looking down a lot

[howard]: right

[franklin]: contemplating

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: which lady was going to be his

[howard]: yeah walking along the beach

[franklin]: oh man

[howard]: you know he didn't he didn't wear
a hat or a bandana when you had

[howard]: the penal plismacgraph

[franklin]: no use

[howard]: on

[franklin]: his

[howard]: them

[franklin]: pajamas he got his hair fluked up
to like

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not look bald

[howard]: no because he's not bald

[franklin]: e got a extra floufedlike a fucking
poodle the hair straight end out man like

[franklin]: just it's a giant fluff hair that
guy

[howard]: it's like you know sometimes you'll see
a bird walking around and it gets all

[howard]: fluked up

[franklin]: ye was in that episode

[howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: m

[howard]: it was all fluted

[franklin]: his flame pajamas to get the fuck
out of here but have some

[howard]: that

[franklin]: self

[howard]: was

[franklin]: respect

[howard]: cool

[franklin]: no it wasn't as

[howard]: it

[franklin]: a

[howard]: was

[franklin]: little

[howard]: super cool man

[franklin]: it was i mean god agin

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tries to do that ship today man
they're just like no

[howard]: i think he'd have even more luck
today than he did then on this show

[franklin]: yeah that's true he looks great

[howard]: he was scene with pamela anderson quite
often back in the day

[franklin]: wow

[howard]: no that's cool

[franklin]: yeah that is pretty cool so these
don't ask for questions the next week please

[franklin]: because there's

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a lot

[howard]: no

[franklin]: here bro like i don't

[howard]: there's too many questions

[franklin]: there's

[howard]: and we

[franklin]: jesus

[howard]: we really used our brain up this
last

[franklin]: we really did so next episode we
could be stupid and just like answer the

[franklin]: questions and

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: talk about your

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: neptune movie of the week

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and

[howard]: neptune of the week man

[franklin]: and so i mean are we going
to survive and our fever

[howard]: oh i hope so i'm vaccinated so

[franklin]: that's good that

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: is good you know

[howard]: that should help me some

[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah

[howard]: even though we're right next to each
other i just tested you a picture that

[howard]: fits pretty interested

[franklin]: okay pamela and bret and brett looks
like he is on a cloud eleven brother

[franklin]: goddamn that should be the photo for
the show

[howard]: yeah he's six or seven sheets to
the wind

[franklin]: goddamn that is

[howard]: i feel like this was a dark
period in brett's life

[franklin]: yeah

[howard]: he's smoking on a lot of these
pictures

[franklin]: he's smoking has a drink

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and she has like a camera all

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: right

[howard]: disposable camera and like a

[franklin]: drink in her hands

[howard]: maybe like a shirley temple

[franklin]: that's generous of you

[howard]: yeah well she is a generous woman

[franklin]: she you know yeah

[howard]: he's writing motorcycles around

[franklin]: and you know what to connect something
to what you were saying so in the

[franklin]: hulupaman tommy show you

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: know who plays tommy lee

[howard]: it is sebastian stan

[franklin]: and then you're taking about bret michael's

[howard]: bucky

[franklin]: replacing

[howard]: barns

[franklin]: bret michael's replacing sebastian stand and sebastian

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: stand you know

[howard]: it all comes full circle

[franklin]: it all comes full circle that's the

[howard]: y

[franklin]: uncle to uncles for you brother

[howard]: yeah franklin where where do we got
to plug beside

[franklin]: or

[howard]: circles

[franklin]: patroon dot com slash uncle to uncle
that is the only place and you're going

[franklin]: to find the link

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to our wrestling streams we had a
successful one you know until

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: we we came around but we now
know you know this is the place

[howard]: there

[franklin]: to watch uncle to uncle's life stream
wrestling be other stuff eventually to man you

[franklin]: know we're

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: not limited to wrestling rock of love
you know

[howard]: no there's all sorts of stuff we
can do we we've got a big project

[howard]: in mind it's real big

[franklin]: it's ambitious and is due it will
you know it's not a false promise

[howard]: it's ambitious and it's doable so

[franklin]: well

[howard]: it's

[franklin]: i

[howard]: the

[franklin]: mean

[howard]: best in world

[franklin]: it really is both so i think

[howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i

[howard]: i

[franklin]: mean

[howard]: think will probably make it happen

[franklin]: we should

[howard]: i

[franklin]: announce

[howard]: guess we kind

[franklin]: dude

[howard]: of we kind of pigeon to hold
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[franklin]: not really but

[howard]: well i'm meaning no one will remember
but

[franklin]: no but you know you know it's
still

[howard]: this patrons off the hook brother is
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[franklin]: beautiful stuff i wasn't there for that
hun

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[franklin]: uh you know there's also fun things
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[howard]: hm

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[howard]: yeah

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