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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, April 1st, 2026
Episode summary introduction:
It's April Fool's Day and Josh & Chantel are starting the show with a deep dive into Yosemite Sam's actual full name, April Fools pranks Chantel always means to pull off but never quite does, Green Bay Packer Jordan Love's Hands of Love charity is delivering nearly 2,000 pairs of cleats to kids, ditch that embarrassing email address you've had since 2007, we're mourning the unexpected demolition of the beloved Yellowstone Giant Screen IMAX theater, workplace nap rooms, we're excited about the Artemis 2 moon mission launching TODAY! Plus, ice block skiing, Luna the Wonder Jack Russell's desperate need for a friend, Chantel getting officially uninvited from bringing food to Easter dinner, Peeps vs jelly beans, and more!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Yosemite Sam's real name
(2:35) - April Fools Day
(5:50) - Good News
(7:42) - Change your email address
(12:31) - Goodbye Yellowstone IMAX
(17:38) - Napping at work
(24:55) - Ick names
(28:39) - MOMIX Alice was interesting
(33:40) - April Fools rules
(38:37) - Two dogs
(44:27) - Artemis II is go!
(49:48) - Ice block skiing
(56:53) - Don't bring food
(1:02:04) - Would You Rather
(1:05:16) - Monthly cooking challenge
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Full show transcript:
It's April Fool's Day, Chantel. It is, that's right. Well, welcome to our April Fool's Day show.
Don't get fooled. A fool won't get fooled again. He has George Bush one set. A fool will don't get fooled again. I'm pity the fool. Hey, you are a Looney Tunes kid.
Yeah, I watched some Looney Tunes. You grew up with them? Sure. You know Yosemite Sam?
I do know Yosemite Sam. I couldn't understand the word he said, but I know him. Cause he went, I need to get all crazy.
Are you kidding? I was gonna say, are you confusing him for a task?
Like the only thing I know about Yosemite Sam is that I saw him a lot on the mudflap saying, Back off. Back off now. Yeah. But didn't he make a crazy noise when he got angry?
I don't remember, but did you know that his real name is Aloysius Barthelomus Sam? No. I did not know that. Apparently he has a real name and that's his real name. That's his real full name. And he debuted in a cartoon 80 years ago called Hair Trigger. H-A-R-E.
Huh. I think I knew that because he was hunting rabbits. He was, no. He was what? That was home of fun.
Yeah. Now we're getting real confused.
Too many loony tunes. But I know he made a noise when he had a temper.
Yeah, I don't remember that. Elmer Fudd, were they all in the same?
Yeah, those are all loony tunes.
They're all in the same Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd. Yeah. I bet they hunted rabbits together. Yeah. Did they? I don't know. Waskilla rabbits.
That was Elmer Fudd for sure. He had the W thing. Yeah, he did. He felt we quiet. Yeah. I'm hunting rabbit. That's him. That's right. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to go listen to Yosemite Sam's tamper noise because I think what's his full name?
Alocias Barthelamue Sam. I'm glad he.
Pleased to meet you. I'm glad he just started going by Sam. Where did the Yosemite come from? I don't know. Because that's probably what he yells. Hey, Yosemite! And then he's shooting his guns back off.
Pew, pew, pew. Yeah. Crazy.
All right. Well, hey, whatever that was. Welcome to today's show. Enjoy. Hey, happy April Fool's Day.
Happy April Fool's Day.
Last night, sitting next to Emery and she's watching an Instagram reel or something and she goes, oh, look at this. And it's a whole lunch that's been prepared and it's just filled with all of these, not the actual foods that someone had made. And so she goes, oh, you guys never did that for me.
And I'm like, that's a weird way to say it would be fun to have that happen to me. Took little chocolate eggs and took the foil off and put grapes in there instead and wrapped them back up. And I mean, all these little food items took the Cheetos bag, dumped the Cheetos out, filled a full of baby carrots and resealed it. Like, that's a lot of effort.
That's so much effort. Here's the thing that makes me feel bad that she said that because I know that she's a fan of a good prank. And every Fourth of July, every April Fool's Day, I've always wanted to do something silly.
Yeah, you were just saying that the other day. And inevitably, I either forget or run out of time or, or, or, or all of the things. And then I go, oh, that's fine. I'll just do it the day after April Fool's Day. Right. Because then they won't suspect it. And then a year goes by. I know.
And then you guilt trip yourself again. I know. There's no reason to guilt trip yourself. Well, because clearly it's something that she thinks would be funny. Right. That's fine. It doesn't mean she has a lesser life or that you should feel guilty for not doing it. It's fine. You can't keep up with the people on the internet. It's there's no point in trying.
No, there is no point trying because that's what they do for a living.
That's their whole job. Or it's the one thing they do and it seems huge because they're, they're good at it. Okay. Great. Super.
You're sealing a Cheetos bag? Yeah. How do you even resell a Cheetos bag? I don't even know the first step. I'm sure it's easy to look that way. I'm too tired to even think about it.
But every little bit of it was something weird. I can't remember what they had done to the sandwich, but something strange was in there. Um, uh, gummy worms in an apple into a bag with gummy worms in it. I promise. You know, silly things like that. Dang it. Yeah.
Now I feel like a bad. Oh, here we go. Yeah. That was not the goal. I actually forgot it was April Fool's Day until yesterday and then somebody reminded me, which I shouldn't remember. It's my mom's birthday. Every year.
Never changes. It does not. Every year that goes by it's your mom's birthday. Well, help me think of something fun to do for Emory. Okay. You won't. I'll be on my own. I'll think of something. I'll do something funny.
I know you will. You're the prank master.
I just got to think about it, plan it, prepare it and do it.
Yeah, that's all. No pressure. Happy April 1st. Here is some good news. It ties in a little bit to football, which is still on hiatus for you, but you'll, you'll be excited about this because I think you like Jordan Love. I do like Jordan Love. He's a Green Bay Packer, which is, which is surprising for a Minnesota Vikings man to say.
He's not the vision rival, but he's a good dude. He's a good player. And he has a charity group. I like good dudes and I like good players.
And his charity group is called Hands of Love. They have a mission of getting kids from all backgrounds to play sports and every football season, Jordan donates cleats for every touchdown that he scores.
And last season, he scored 23 touchdowns. And so now before the new season starts, he's traveling from team to team to team, giving cleats to children who otherwise might not be able to afford them. This year, 46 teams will receive cleats through the program, including 23 in Wisconsin, 23 in his hometown of Bakersfield, Florida, Bakersfield, California.
And before he's done, he will have personally delivered nearly 2000 pairs of brand new cleats to youth athletes. I love that. Really cool.
Yeah. Some kids might have stopped playing sports because they weren't able to get all the equipment to pay for it. He said, it's something I just wanted to find a way to help with because there are so many great lessons that kids learn from sports. He said, if giving them a brand new pair of cleats helps them stay involved and keep coming back year after year, then that is why I want to do it. So Hands of Love.
Jordan Love. That's so nice. Yep. Don't make me become a Packers fan.
You don't have to become a Packers fan.
No, I'm a Jordan Love fan, not a Packers fan.
Plus, if you're a Packers fan, you're a Packers owner. The fans own the team.
Oh, yeah. It could never be a cheesehead. Ew. All right. That's good news. Do you remember how old you were when you got Gmail for the first time? Can I find that out? I don't know. Do you remember what your Gmail address was, your first one?
Still the same one I have. It's the same one? Yeah. So you picked a pretty normal one. There are people that have gotten them and they're not great email addresses, meaning that when you got them, you were young and possibly immature and you were like, this is going to be hilarious. Okay. That's fair. Yeah.
And then years and years later, you go, I don't want to keep saying this is my email address. You know what I mean?
I get it. Like, if you had like big hairy feet at Gmail.com or something.
Yeah, exactly. Right. I worked at a school for a while and people would come and register their kids. Oh, yeah. And on their forms, they would put all kinds of email addresses and I'd be like,
We're, that you're using that one for professional business, huh?
There's got to be a better way.
Yeah. You're, that's a professional email.
Well, Gmail is finally letting people change their old as they put it poorly chosen Gmail addresses. You can still keep all your emails and you can keep your previous handle for anyone who still has it as an alternate. So you can still keep the old one if you want to refer back to it. Oh, interesting. So if you have, you know, hairy buns, one, two, three.
That isn't what I said.
What'd you say? I said hairy feet. Hairy feet. But yeah, that too. So basically you can transition to a more mature address. Sure. Without having to start a separate account and move everything over to your new mature address. I see.
And how do you do this? Nothing more to say. Well, did they give you a tutorial? Is this, is this something that you, you want to do?
No. Yours is like. Mine is just my name. Yeah. Because I did have, my first email was a hotmail account. Right. And it was not great. It's now defunct, which I'm happy about, but yeah, it was, it was a very immature, very poorly chosen email address.
And I'm glad that it's no longer in use because can you imagine me trying to use that when I go to do anything? Yeah. Anything? No, like what's your email address?
And I go, uh, you got to say it out loud. Here's the, here's the other part. It's free. Uh, so just get a different one.
That's what I always said to these people.
I was like, it's really easy to just get one that you only use for this. That's like just your name or somebody's professional email. Right. Gmail.com. Yeah. Something like be, you don't have to stick with the one just because it was set up forever ago. Yeah.
So, so go to your, to change your username and go to the email settings page. You can click on your personal info.
There's a help center. I was just looking at it. They've got a video on how to change your Google account username, uh, which, you know, for a lot of people is a big deal.
It sounds like you can change it every 12 months. Okay. But why? I might think about changing mine.
Mine's pretty boring. You want something not boring? Yeah. Do you have to log into all of your services that you've signed up with that Gmail account again?
Okay. You're right. Nevermind.
Nevermind. Will it stop people that sold my email address to other email newsletters from sending me email? Doubt it. Because that would be awesome.
Because I think everything stays the same. It's just your handle changes.
But if the first part of my, if my email address is not the same, even if I just add a one to it, if it would stop all the spam emails from people that sold my email address, like I entered a contest and then seven companies that were involved in the contest got my email address, for example. And maybe I've done that a dozen times. I'm just saying maybe that would help that. Maybe possibly. That might be nice. Give it a go. Find out. I'll have to look into it.
Are you going to change your email? Probably not. Okay. No. Can't be bothered. Yours is pretty normal.
Yep. Same. Can't be bothered. What's up?
I just read a story about a, the IMAX in West Yellowstone has been demolished.
Which is crazy. I know when we would go to West Yellowstone, we'd often stop there. One of the best gift shops. I know. Which I think is interesting. I tried to do a little bit of research. I didn't know that this had closed in January.
I didn't either. We usually try to make it to West like once a year. In the summer. And yeah, and we would go up and catch a show and I know that like Play Mills moved. So that theater is now opening an island park.
And so that was kind of one of the big reasons we'd go to West and then occasionally we'd go to the park and you know, check it out or whatever.
But we'd go to that IMAX area. Right. Sometimes we saw some movies there.
Yeah. So here's, here's what I was able to find out on their Facebook page on January 7th. It says the Yellowstone Giant Screen Theater is permanently closed. So they closed it January 7th and then a whole bunch of people have a whole bunch to say.
As is always the case on Facebook. One person has said, why did they close like what is what's happening? Does the snack bar gone? Is the shop gone?
We always got pop right. So the Yellowstone Giant Screen Theater said all of the items from the Yellowstone Trading Post will now be offered at the Yellowstone Park Village on the corner of Canyon Street and Yellowstone Avenue. So the shop stuff still exists in a different shop. It doesn't say anything about the snack bar and stuff.
It says all the items from the Yellowstone Trading Post will be available. And then somebody said, well, what happened? Like what's going on? Like what's going to are they renovating?
Are they rebuilding? Did they was it old? I mean, it's been there for a long time since 1994.
Yeah, it's been there. I remember like when it was fairly new and I went to Yellowstone with my family and I was 12 and 94 and that checks out. It was probably then when me and my cousins and the whole family, we loaded up in the motorhome and we went and we went camping and it was a whole thing.
It was a good time. Somebody said that there is an RV park right next to it. It is the Buffalo Crossing RV Park. And I don't know if it's co-ownership or whatever, but they're expanding that RV park in West Yellowstone. So they're not going to rebuild a theater that I mean.
What's crazy is it's not even like it was like a terrible building. Like they just demolished the building completely. Yeah. And it was a beautiful building.
It was really cool architecture. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of, I mean, kind of a surprise to me, even though, you know, they permanently closed in January and I had no
idea, but that's just something that happens. We just go in the summertime. That's right. I wasn't paying attention. It's too cold in the winter.
Don't go to Montana in the winter. So the visitor information center is there and then where the theater was will be allegedly, according to Facebook comments, expanding the RV park. And then just to the south of that is the Grizzly and Wolf Discovery Center, which is still there. Okay. So, so that's still there. That was going to be my next question. I don't know about the park one restaurant that's right there. If that's part of the RV park or if that's privately owned, I don't know. Or if that will also be torn down, but interesting. And, and it says from commenters to expand the RV park. Man.
Yeah. That's lame. But I don't see that officially from the theater. Just a whole bunch of like people are like, this is so sad. This is so sad news. This makes me upset.
They had the best bathrooms in West Yellowstone.
Well, and they were the closest IMAX. That's right. Which was kind of a big deal. And, and you know, I think May they quit posting in May of 25 was the other than this. It's permanently closed. The last thing they post on here was Mission Impossible, the final reckoning May 23rd of 25. So they weren't like super, super engaged in their socials. Interesting. Which I think is a problem.
We were there just last summer. Yeah. I know. At that very place. Right.
It's now gone. Yeah. I'm glad we got our little Yellowstone pennant from the gift shop. Same. What would we do without it? I know. It wouldn't be hanging in our trailer.
Man, I'm kind of bummed out about that. I liked that place.
I know. Yeah. Well, the things you find out when you do a little digging on a town, you don't hang out. The visit office. But now we know.
You just rolled your yoga mat out on the floor and said, I'm just going to lay down for a minute. Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice? Yes. I should go back. I know.
It's still over there. We've talked sometimes about taking naps at work and how do you think you could just have one room and for like, you know, because different cultures have siestos or breaks or naps. Right. Do you think that you could have one room and all of you as employees napped in that same room?
I know I could. There's a room I could sneak away to and nap if I wanted a secret room. Yeah. I'm not going to tell you where it is because then it won't be a secret. I have a rule about secrets.
There's a lot of secret rooms at my job. I could sneak away and.
Taking that taken up. There's a couple of different secret quiet places. Yeah. That's the big deal is the quiet. Right. It's got to be dark. It's got to be quiet. It's got to be somewhere that people won't like just access. Like, like sometimes there's rooms where you like, I could go to the conference room because there isn't always a conference meeting happening in the conference room. Right. But then I don't know the schedule for the conference room. So somebody could walk in and hit a light switch and I'd be like, Oh, I wasn't napping that strange. Like what?
I'm preparing for the meeting. I'm just, I'm just in here doing dark yoga.
It's my break. Leave me alone. Right. It's how I spend my lunch. I just read a story about a kid. I mean, he's not a kid. He's, he's an adult. He's just younger than me.
So he's a kid. He says he doesn't have time. He lives in New York and he doesn't have time to go home and take a nap. He will go to a movie theater.
Oh, and pay whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah.
Gets in one of the recliners falls asleep. He puts his headphones on and he puts his beanie over his eyes. Yeah. He goes, it's the best nap of my life. Now one, why are you going to pay? You can't do this every day. You're going to go broke real fast.
Yeah. You got a subscription.
How much time is your break?
Well, maybe it's in between things. Like maybe he finishes up one part-time job before he goes to his next part-time job. He's got a few hours and. Okay.
So you don't think it's like one job. Most jobs you get a half an hour to an hour. Yeah.
At best. Yeah. I think it's probably not like he's going on a two and a half hour lunch break. I think it's probably, or maybe he goes in, sets his alarm for 45 minutes and then, you know, he's got like a vibrating watch or his phone vibrates or something and he's like, okay, time to get back to work.
I used to have a boss and she had a couch in her office and she would say, I'm taking my 20 minute nap. I just need my 20 minute refresh and she would be, I mean like clockwork. Yeah.
Back to it. At 20 minutes. 20 minutes. She'd fall asleep. It would take me 20 minutes just to fall asleep. She would close her blinds. She would say, okay, I got 20 minutes. Here we go. And she would be back in action in 20 minutes. Yeah. Refreshed, recharged. Ready to go. I was always amazed. What is happening? Yeah.
I need a good reset like that. That sounds nice. Doesn't it?
I mean, you could always go to your car.
Thought about that. Taking nap in your car. In the summertime, you know, it might be nice to get a little air going. Yeah. You know, but yeah, that there would be some times I'd be like, okay. You have a nice quiet parking lot here. Like you kind of park in the corner.
I mean, it's on a busy street though.
Yeah, but you don't have a lot of people coming in and out. I mean, people are driving by.
True, true, true. Yeah. You've got a different parking situation.
My parking lot would not. Right.
Cause there's a ton of different businesses around.
So people are coming and going. People are coming and going constantly. Yep. But you here, you park in the corner and you could easily just kick your seat back, take a sweet little nap.
Well, and I got that whole big bench in the back. Yeah. I could really stretch out. I'm just going to throw a pillow in there. I got a truck pillow. Yeah.
You have your little hammock pillow. You can do this. Yeah. I know. Man, oh man. You got, you got the life. Oh, wow.
I got my own mobile nap pod. It's my truck. For that matter, I could throw my rooftop tent on. I could just set up my tent and have a full bed.
That's true. It takes you a minute to set up your rooftop tent though. Yeah. It would take your whole break to set that up. Doesn't take that long. Tear it back down again.
Takes probably five or six minutes to set up. It's pretty quick. It's too complicated.
It's just as easy here to jump in the back seat. I agree. I agree. We talked before about like workplaces need to have little pods. So then everyone had their little pod and you could just take a nap.
What are you going to do? Would it be one of those where you were just going to like that really heavily salted water like the zero so you like you float, but then there's also like it's dark. There's like, what do they call that? I can't think of what that's called. I don't know. Sense deprivation.
Oh, I don't know. Yeah.
Where you, you're completely dark. You can't hear anything and you're floating in super salty water. And so like you, you're just weightless. You're weightless and you can't see or hear. Yeah.
No, I don't, I don't think I'd like that. That would freak me out too much.
I've seen stranger things. Yeah. Like that. I know it happens. Sensory deprivation tank.
See demogorgons.
Oh, okay. Sure. I think you got to have a little bit of something to make the demogorgons.
Wouldn't it be, wouldn't it be cool though? If you had your own little pod and you could like personalize it like, today I want a rainforest
and then like all around you was a rainforest. Or today I want the woods. Yes. Or today I want the beach. Oh man.
That sounds awesome. Or fictional places. Today I want just dark silence. Man. Dark silence.
I've seen what happens in dark silence. It's scary. The napping pod thing is, is something more people need to get in on this. We need, we need this to be more of a norm in, in our, in our world. Agreed. People go, no, no, you need, you need to rest.
You need to take just go take 30 minutes. Yeah. Take 30 minutes. Get in the pod. We'll see in 30 minutes. Yeah. I, you could train your body. I mean, I think the first couple of times it would be difficult to fall asleep. But you could absolutely train yourself and you could get there in no time. You'd be like, yep, it's my nap time. Exactly.
And that's how you do a 20 minute power nap. Yeah, it is. You got to practice.
Let's practice right now. All right. Sounds good. You know JLo. Yeah. And you know that she and Ben Affleck had a couple of different relationships. Most recently, they had kind of a pretty nasty split from what I know. She just was on it at a concert and she pulled a guy up on stage and when, when she asked him what his name was and he said Ben, she had kind of like a she had a visible reaction.
And so then it makes me wonder
like she's always going to be like given the Ick when she hears a Ben.
What if he was like, it's Ben Affleck. Would that be worse?
I have a, I have a Ick reaction to people named Jenny. Well, I don't.
I'm great with every name. Are you? Totally cool. Totally cool. Certainly. Yeah. No, songs don't come on the radio and I don't go and change the, change the song.
That just never happens. They don't come on a store and I'm like, can I leave? No, I'm good.
No trauma.
I don't even, yeah, there's not even, you don't even say that name. No.
There's no, there's no need to.
It's a good thing we don't have anybody by that name in any of our family.
You're correct. Cause what would you do? I wouldn't talk to that person. They would have a nickname. That's what would happen.
You're not even going to say the name.
No, it doesn't need to be said.
No, it doesn't need to be said. There's no need. This is a female name that Josh has an Ick to. I'm not going to say it.
I thought you were getting, I'm not getting like, I'll just throw it in there.
I'm not. I'm just, just given some context. That's all settled down. Cheese Louise. Oh, you said Louise. I say Louise all the time. I say cheese Louise. Cheese Louise.
That's what I do. Like that.
Cheese Louise.
Anyway, so she didn't like the bed name. No. Cool.
You can relate. I can. You can. I can. I can. I feel like, so my name, the name that gives me the Ick. Yeah. It was a, it was a girl who was not nice to me.
Yeah. All too cool. And I was like, so, and it's not like I'm fine with Jennifer's.
I'm fine with Jen's. It's just specifically Jen. And I don't know, I don't know a Jenny. Good.
I'm good.
Like I'm trying to think if I, if I knew one.
Cause we know, I know, I know a lot of Jennifer's. They go by Jennifer's. We know a lot of Jen's. Sure. Love them. Great. No problems. Don't ever go by Jenny.
Good advice. If your name is Jenny, we still like you.
We still like you. I just don't, don't be offended when I have, when you tell me your name and I go, Oh, yeah, it's not you.
It's not you. It's a different Jenny. Got it. Got it.
It's the song, that Jenny song.
Oh, eight, six, seven, five, three, four. Oh, put that on.
We saw the, one of the strangest shows I've ever seen last night.
Hands down. One of the strangest shows, but also I really like it. Like I really had a good time.
Also really, really amazing.
And I was, I was amazed throughout most of it. I was confused at times, but I was not like, I wasn't like, I should go. Like I really was entertained throughout.
There were a couple of people that we saw leave and didn't come back. So the group is Mo Mix. Yeah. They are, what are they? They are a group of dancers.
An internationally celebrated company of dancers, illusionists, founded. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just dancers, interpretive dancers that also create illusions with their bodies.
And some, some really cool stage effects and the visuals were unreal.
So they did an interpretation of Alice in Wonderland last night. I was, I've seen Alice in Wonderland. I haven't ever read the book, but I've seen the Disney production. Okay. I was trying to follow along with the story. A lot of it, I was like, huh, what's, what's this supposed to represent?
So they're touring Alice through the U.S. right now. It's going to be in Billings, Montana, then Butte, Montana the next couple of days in Europe, they're touring Botanica season two, which is all floral, uh-huh, which is really interesting.
I thought for one, they're, they were ripped. All of these dancers.
The strength was unreal. Like people moving looked weightless. And I went how, and they didn't look like they were straining at all to do it. And I was like, dude, I would be like trying to catch my breath every two steps I took.
Their core strength. That was like, oh man, I could use some training from you guys. I could, I can't even get out of bed and here you are doing all these kind of acrobatics. Yeah. And the illusions they had and the light work they had and their costumes, it was all one of the strangest, coolest things I've seen in a very long time. Yeah.
I really enjoyed it. And again, the whole time I was like, what's next?
What are they going to do next? There was some, there were some moments where the, the crowd. It felt a little like there were moments that I thought were funny, but you couldn't laugh because it was like, everyone was like, no, this is very serious.
I think there were funny moments that were laughable for sure.
Because every night we're laughing very, very quietly at a lot of parts.
Yeah. There were some funny things. I was like, this is so weird. What is happening?
What was that sheet thing that you said?
They're called, you looked one up because you looked it up. It was, it's like a sensory like a compression sack or something.
No, a sensory. What do they call it? A sensory sack.
No. Basically, they were in a fitted sheet and they were making all kinds of.
Yeah. They're called, they're called sensory, a sensory sack or a body sack. I knew it. Yeah. But if you look up sensory suit, they have something similar in a more fitted thing. But anyway, yeah, it's, it's basically, it looks like one of those stretchy table cloths. Yeah. And then you put your whole body in it.
And then you make all kinds of weird movements.
Yeah. Well, then some of them, they had two people. Yeah. That's right. And then you had like all kinds of different shapes they were making.
That was so weird and cool. Weird. Super cool. So weird, but very cool. Yeah. I, uh, they, there was one part where they had like bunny masks. Yes. And they were making movements like bunnies. Yeah. I know. Even when they jumped in their feet were kind of big rabbit feet.
Yeah. It was super cool. It was super cool.
Anyway, art is cool. Yeah. Check out art because it's cool. Even when it's weird and it's not your typical show, it's still pretty cool.
Yeah. It was, it was neat. And, and what's that, uh, what's that type of dance that contemporary jazz where they've got like the flat feet thing. Uh, you know what I'm talking about? Like whatever that's called. I don't know what it's called. There was, that was heavily on display. And that, that is such an interesting way to move that I just watching that I was like, all right, I'm entertained. I'm good. This is weird.
I like it. I liked it too.
So with something like that rolls through, don't miss it.
Have you already been duped by some April Fools jokes?
Well, I got an email this morning and I was actually excited about the product because I was like, you know, I might be into, uh, actually buying that. And then, uh, I'll show it to you right here. So, you know, the water bottles I got, they, they sent an email and said they were putting out the monster and I saw it and I went, this is probably an April Fools joke, but then I thought it might be nice to be able to store like a gallon of water in one of those would be, it'd be nice in the fridge. It's like a big old thing.
It'd be cool. Yeah. Uh, and then it says click on the specs button to get more details. And then I clicked on that because they were like, we're looking for testers. And they were like, no, not really, but here's 40% off. Okay. So that's a coupon. Which is a good coupon.
Well, that's nice. I appreciate that they were like, oh, you got duped, but here's a, it's a pretty decent coupon too. Yeah.
40% off. Uh, you have to shop today though.
Did you know there's, there's some unspoken rules about April Fools? Oh good. There should be. Like a noon deadline is what they say.
You know, pranks after noon.
No pranks after noon. Interesting. Anyone who attempts to prank after noon is considered the April fool. Uh-huh. There's also one that's do no harm. Obviously you don't want to make people look foolish or, or destroy property or.
Okay. Don't cause any kind of like anxiety. Like.
Don't do fake health issues. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Tell someone that their beloved pet is missing or that they got fired from work. Right. Like, those are all destructive.
The little TikTok YouTube series with Chit. Yeah. So that whole thing has an April Fools episode that came out earlier this week.
I'm so behind. I know. You're two episodes behind.
Well, because they left, they took a hiatus and then they came back and the one I watched when they came back and went, feels like trying too hard. The second one was good. Okay. And then this April Fools one, they're building a story again, which I like.
And the April Fools one was good. Okay. So you'll have to get back into the swing of things. But along the lines of these rules, yeah, some of that's broken in the sketch. And I think that's why I wanted to bring it up. Okay.
Anyway, then they say you have to reveal the prank. Like you have to say, April Fools. Yeah. Jokes on you. Like we goofed ya. Right. It has to end is the moral of that story. Like you have to.
Yeah. But I think everybody who is involved in being pranked on April Fools has to be a part of the joke. Like you can't just make people the butt of the joke. And for the sake of that, like that's mean.
That is mean. Like you have everybody gang up on one person.
Is that what you're saying? That or even if it's just you doing it, like you've got to make sure people that are being pranked feel like that it was worth their experience of embarrassment or whatever it was.
They got to be like, I okay, I'm in on it. I get it now. I was silly. But then you've got to embrace them and not continue to make them feel foolish for falling for something.
Exactly. Right. Don't make people feel foolish.
That's the worst. That's what I'm trying to say.
Don't do anything illegal, obviously. And then play prank some people that you know well.
Yeah. Again, because you don't know how everybody's going to react. And if you, you know, you start making fun of somebody that you don't know well and they don't take it well.
Yeah. Cause you don't know their sense of humor. Right. Yeah. Or if they even have one, be safe out there. Everybody as our friend drew likes to say, April Fool's Day, the day non funny people think you're funny. It is correct.
It is correct. April Fool's. I had a book or had a book all about revenge. It was called get even. And it was all of these like really crazy things that you could do to get even with somebody. And then there was one section for April Fool's. It's like one paragraph, if even for April Fool's. And it said, it said, you know, a true person who gets revenge doesn't do it on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day is for fools. Like that kind of thing. And it was just real short, but it was like, you're better than April Fool's Day.
Yeah. Don't get even on April Fool's. You can do better than that. You can do better. Yeah.
It's an encouraging book about revenge.
Be nice, everybody. And happy April Fool's Day.
Our daughter is obsessed with this idea that our dog Luna, the wonder jack Russell needs a friend.
And she's not wrong. She really is not because our jack Russell is energetic as most are. Sure. And severely under stimulated. And we try to walk her as often as we can, but we are
not as spry as we used to be. Well, that's not true. But Monday and Tuesday this week have been busy. Like we walked with her on Saturday, we walked with her on Sunday, we've had a couple of down days, and I'm sure we'll get right back to the regularly scheduled program shortly.
And it doesn't matter. You can walk her for three hours and she's like, hey, do you want to keep going? Right. Meanwhile, we're like, I'm pooped, doggo.
I've been walking three miles.
She wakes up and she's like, hey, let's play ball. Do you want to play ball?
I know. She like rests for five seconds and then is like, I got a lot of battery charge out of that sitting down for a minute. Let's go.
So I think another dog would help her with her stimulation, but I'm also, I can't do another dog. I can't do two dogs.
And I don't know how she would be with another dog in the house that she's established as kind of her territory for a long time. So I don't know how that would even go.
But every day we just hear.
Oh, and then all she's doing is looking at all the different dogs available for adoption everywhere. And then she goes, look at this one. And I'm like, I can't look at these adoptable dogs. I can't either. Could showing me these dogs.
I can't do it.
I also can't do another dog. And then she says, you hate me. You just hate me.
You're right. I do. It's not about you. It's about having two dogs. Two dogs. I grew up with a lot of animals in the house and multiple dogs. Like I think of most three.
Three dogs? Yeah. I think of most three. With all of the cats? Yeah. I think if your mom could rescue every animal she would. She absolutely would. She's had all kinds. Yeah. She's had squirrels.
Yeah, baby squirrels out of a tree. She nursed it back to health.
I have not seen her because she's had guinea pigs. Right. I've not seen her with birds. She's never had a bird.
No, I don't think she's a big bird fan. Oh, I think she likes birds just not around. Like not in her house. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
Interesting. We never had birds. Okay. Cats, lizards, fish, rats, hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs, cats, dogs. All at once. I mean, if you are a cat and you live at Josh's mom's house, your life is the best. Yeah, no. It's pretty plush.
She has made quite the little life for her cats there. There's a whole, there's a whole catio. It's a thing. So needless to say, I'm not a big fan of more than one dog. I do think she needs to have a friend, a friend, some playtime, some socialization. I know like when I take her to get her haircut, there's other dogs roaming around and she's, you know, in a group of other dogs.
So I think she would probably do okay in like a doggy daycare type setting. And that might be something. Maybe we should think about that. But that's, you know, that's one thing. I think that would be beneficial.
I used to make fun of people that had their dogs and my nephew's wife had her dog in a doggy daycare.
No, I think that's, I think that's awesome.
I wish I could have her.
It's good socialization.
It's good stimulation. Like they get, you know, it's like the, the dog park bus. You know, you see the videos where the dogs get picked up to go to the dog park. You're right.
Because it might be something like that.
I think she does get just lonely and sad all day when we're not there.
Correct. And we're gone for several hours, but their life moves so fast. Right. And so like an hour feels like a day.
And she really, like her main thing to do in life is just stare out the window.
She becomes obsessive about staring out the window. Because there's activity out there. There's squirrels to chase and there's dogs on walks and people going by doing their day to day.
It's really sad actually to be like, oh, you're stuck inside all day. See you later.
Well, she's great though. And she lays in the sun and she has a plush little life and she's got food and water and toys and blankets and she's spoiled rotten. She just lonely. Right. So we just need to get her some socialization.
Poor lonely dog. So we just need a friend dog. Yeah. We don't need another dog. Right. Although you were looking at a corgi.
Well, one found a corgi German shepherd mix popped up and I went, that is such a strange can can like, what is that dog? It's super funny. And his name is Doug.
And it made me laugh. Doug is pretty awesome. And I agree there like the first comment on the post was, I need to see this dog have the zoomies.
And there needs to be a video of Doug having zoomies because that's a thing that is a thing. Corgi German Shepherd. Huh. How about it? That's what I said. I have been watching this morning because today is the opening of the launch window. What? The third launch window for Artemis.
Yeah, they've postponed quite a few times.
Yeah, twice. And so it looks like as of today, we are a go for launch.
Oh, launches ago. Yeah, which is kind of a really cool big deal. Now, is it real? It is. This is for real. I'm watching it live on NASA's YouTube feed, which has continuous coverage of Artemis to his mission activities. There's live commentary. Right now they are tanking the SLS, which is the space launch system, which means they are filling it with fuel. So there is a lower tank, which gets filled with liquid hydrogen. And then there is an upper tank that gets filled with liquid oxygen. And then they have the propulsion stage, which is just above that. They gets filled with liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen. Do you know how many gallons of liquid hydrogen are in that lower section? Of course I do. How many? I saw this number and I am blown away. 537,000, obviously.
Yeah, you quick Googler. 537,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen in the lower section of Artemis 2. That's incredible. There's another almost 200,000 gallons of liquid oxygen sitting right on top of that. That's dangerous.
That feels so scary and flammable. So crazy.
It's absolutely crazy. And then they put another 17,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen on top of that and then more liquid oxygen on top of that. So yeah, this is a volatile situation.
How many astronauts do they have? Four.
Four astronauts. Now this mission will orbit the moon. It's a 10-day mission and that's kind of cool. They will journey around the moon and back in the Orion spacecraft. And it will be the first crewed flight test of this particular space launch system and Orion testing the technology that we'll need for long-term lunar exploration of human missions eventually to Mars.
It's so cool. It's actually very cool. And I appreciate that there are people who are very smart who have figured all of this out. Likewise.
So that you can tell dumb people like me how it operates. A bunch of liquids.
Okay. Yeah. I was just looking. Mission specialist Jeremy, mission specialist Christina, commander Reed and pilot Victor. And they are also accompanied by Ryze, their plush moon mascot.
Love it. Seven hours and 31 minutes until launch as of right now. So today is launch day. If all things go as planned, obviously there are ways to abort the mission as we kind of build up to it. But seven and a half hours from right now.
How exciting. I'm actually very excited. Okay. Let's go back to the plushie. Okay. The moon mascot, Ryze. Sure. He was designed by eight-year-old Lucas in California. And he is a cuddly depiction of the famous Earthrye snapshot taken by the Apollo 8 mission.
I like that. NASA selected him for more than 2,600 submissions to its moon mascot contest. And it's just, it's, he's serving as the mission zero gravity indicator by floating around in the spacecraft. Yeah. He's pretty cool. Did you know that astronauts typically take a small plush item on missions to visually indicate when they've made it to space after lift off?
I don't know what that means to visually indicate. Yeah. So like, oh, because it will start to float. Yeah. Yeah. Because they've, they're outside of gravity.
That's cool. I didn't know that. That is cool. Nice.
Good work, Ryze. That is very cool. Somebody said something about he will carry a bunch of names into space with him. I'm just trying to learn a little bit about that. 5.6 million names tucked inside.
The meaning of? Yeah.
He has a bunch of names. I guess people like the, on the stuffing inside, he has 5.6 million names capturing the excitement and emotion behind this historic leap. But what are the names? I think people probably submitted them online to have their name carried into space. Like they, there's typically a thing like that.
Oh man. So then if we had submitted our names, then that we would be, yeah, we could be astronauts like Katy Perry. Oh, wow. So when they returned, we could kiss the ground. Yeah. I've been to space. Yes.
That's pretty fun. They gave him a little hat. I like his little hat. I know. He's pretty cool. All right. Well, we'll keep you posted seven hours and 28 minutes and 40 seconds to launch as of right now. Cool.
And then somebody gets to do like what I do professionally and they get to go and go. You've heard of skiing? No, never. And you've heard of ice blocking? Yes.
And I know that this winter was difficult for a lot of skiers slash snowboarders.
Now there's a sport I can get into.
And so I saw a video that says how to ski without snow. Basically, you take your crocs while you fill up a tub, not like a bathtub, but like a, like a.
This, go ahead. Hold on. You went from skiing to snowboarding to crocs. Yeah.
Ice blocking to a tub, not a bathtub. Not a bathtub. You've got like a tub, like a, like, you know, I don't know. What are your arms doing? Like when we were tent camping, those tubs that I used to use to wash dishes in.
Okay. One of those tubs. Like a dish tub. Okay. A dish tub.
All right. A dish tub. I've got a dish tub. Two dish tubs. You fill them kind of half full with water. Okay. And then you put your croc in it. Okay. And that or other kind of silicone plastic shoe. Got it. Doesn't have to be a croc. Freeze it.
Crocs have holes in it. Somehow the water's getting inside. I just know it.
Listen, I didn't invent this. I just saw this. Then once frozen, put the shoes on. Ice block shoes. Ice block shoes. Skiing without snow. Bada bing. You're welcome. Use it your own risk, we are not liable for any. Where did you see this? I don't know. Tick tock.
When did you see this? Like a couple of days ago. You've been sitting on this brilliant idea this whole time. You haven't gotten out the tub to make. It's been chilly. We have a deep freezer. Yeah, I know. To make the tub ice shoes. And then.
You think I'm going to tub ice shoe? Yes. No way, man. Why?
Because there's no lift involved. What do you have? What? You don't have to be afraid of the lift.
No, I'm afraid of my own body. You want me to stand up and go down a mountain? Yes. Yes. No, I got to be on my butt.
I think you could do it.
I think that maybe you could do it with pants. What? What? Or some kind of seat.
Like a... That's just ice blocking.
Yeah, I know, but have you tried to ice block before? Yeah. It doesn't work so well. It worked great. I have not had any success. What was the issue? I don't know. I couldn't stay on the ice block.
Did you use a towel? Yes. Ice block on the ground. Yeah. Towel on the ice block. You're seated on the towel. Yeah, I've done that. I think... I don't think you had a towel.
I think I did either, actually. That's not my fault.
Tells. You are running an emotional thing right now.
You're all over. Tells weren't provided.
They should have been. I know they should have been. Or you should have been told to bring one.
The adults in charge did not bring a towel. And I was not the adult in charge. I was a child involved. That was the last time I went ice blocking to tell you the truth.
Well, let's make these shoes.
I just worry about standing. Let's get some...
Let's get some thrift store crocs or other silicone footwear. Right. Get a tub or two. And get to work. Here's the thing. You keep them in the freezer until you're ready to use them.
Yeah. So you can wait for a nice day. That's true. You can. You can prepare them now. And then you'll be ready. You'll be like, oh, it's a great day. I wish I would have made those ice block shoes.
Now we have to wait for hours and hours and hours. And now we can't go today. You've got to make them today when it's doomy gloomy so that when it's nice, you go, I got my ice block shoes. I'm going. Let's do this. I know a good hill. Do you? Yeah. What good hill do you know?
The same one I ice blocked when I was a youth.
You're not going to say it out loud. I don't want everybody showing up at my ice block hill.
In their shoes, in their ice block shoes.
The best sledding hill was Bart's Field in Pocatello. Yeah. Can't anymore.
You can. You're just going to run into a fence in the
outfield because they put a baseball stadium. Yeah. I can't believe they did that.
Diamond. Not a stadium. They didn't build a stadium. They put a diamond out there. Yeah, they did. With a fence. So that when you hit it, you'll claim.
Yeah, ruin my sledding hill. I don't even live there anymore.
And you didn't go sledding in the past four years? Yeah.
You know why? The last time we went sledding, the hill we were on, I got real scared about it. And so then I was like, I can't go down the hill.
Let's do scary. I tell you, something about old age. You're not old. I know, but in older age, you're not older. Things are a lot scarier than that used to be. You're holding yourself back. I know I am. I fully admit to that.
You just got to send it.
But here's what I'm going to tell you. Yeah. The problem is that my bones are more fragile these days. And drink some milk. I should. But also I have to pay for my own medical bills.
True story. So you could send it to your mom. I could. She'll be like, good luck.
Yeah, I'm not paying this. You're on your own, kid. You moved out.
That's what you should tell her. You know how she gets like, I miss when you guys were kids. You go, I'll give you my bills. You can pay my bills. But you don't miss when I was a kid now. Yeah, no kidding.
Just beg her constantly. What's for dinner?
We don't have anything to eat in this house.
If I make these snow shoes. Yeah, they're not snow. They're ice. Ice block shoes. Yes. Or would you do it? Sure. Okay. You've been really good at it, won't you? Why? Because you're good at everything.
You'll be like, that was so cool and fun. I'm picturing myself not going down face down. I'm going down sideways, like a snowboard, two ice blocks. I would do it.
Absolutely. Yeah, you would. Yeah. And you'd be good at it.
I don't know about that, but gravity does most of the work.
I know it does. Gravity takes my whole body down.
Yeah, me too. I just have to stand there. Balance a little bit.
That's the hard part.
Balance. We'll do it. I can't. Yes, you can.
We are heading to my sister's house for Easter and she is making food. What kind? Want to take a guess.
Ham. No. Oh, thank goodness. It's not a ham.
Pold pork.
Yeah, that checks out. Yeah. She said, sorry, I always make pulled pork. And I said, she goes, it's just easy to feed a lot of people. And I went, that's fine. I'm not mad about a pulled pork. I was going to be upset about a ham.
I asked if I should bring cornbread. Why? Because that's what I'm saying. I know. Why? It was a big hit. It was not, but it was good.
Then corn in it. It was a casserole. Last year I made cornbread.
And made corn casserole. You were giving me a lot of flak about it, but cornbread is delicious. I'm sorry.
Yeah, with chili. We had this whole discussion a year ago.
I know we did. And so that's why I asked if I should bring cornbread because I think we came home with all the cornbread.
Not all of it. Except what you ate. And my sister.
So I laughed at that. I said, should I bring cornbread? Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. And then she said, why don't you just bring the outdoor Easter games?
You got taken off food. Your cornbread ruined it. You can't cook for the family anymore because of that cornbread casserole. Here, give me. No. She didn't even say why she's bringing veggie tray. She said, don't bring food.
You can't cook for the family anymore. If you get tasked with the veggie tray, sorry.
Why don't you just bring some snorbot cookies? Nothing. She said, don't bring a food item. No food from Chantel.
If you say, if you get tasked with the veggie tray, or why don't you just bring something to drink for everyone? Those are the lowest of the low until you get taken off of food entirely. You're off of food. But I'm in charge of fun. Oh, good. And that's more important.
Why don't you bring the outside games? And then it rains all weekend. And then I'm like, well, nobody brought inside games.
This party is a bust. Yeah.
Wow. I'm blown away by that. You got banned from bringing food to the family event.
Not banned.
You got unasked. I know. Don't make me feel worse. Why don't you have Josh make something? That wasn't also said, was it? Oh, good. Our whole house is out on food. Don't you bring anything?
Honestly, I'm surprised that they didn't say why don't you have Josh bring something. It's not that I'm a bad cook.
I don't think I'm a bad cook. No one said that.
I think some of the choices I make may be your questionable. Yeah, like cornbread. Josh.
Needs to go with chili.
What did we have? I can't even remember what we had. Did we have pulled pork? I'm sure of it. Cornbread goes with pulled pork. It does. Yeah, clearly. Clearly. It was a pioneer woman recipe in everything. Yeah.
Followed to the tea.
The other thing is that I always like to bring things that I've just made for the first time.
Yeah, but you also don't try. If I'm going to bring something to a thing, I will be like, I'm going to make this three weeks ahead of the thing. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. You don't. You're like, no, I got that recipe.
I'm going to give it a go. But the problem is. Then you go, oh, this has to be in a fridge for four hours or overnight. Or. Then you go, I can't make this now. I'm like, why didn't you read the recipe when you made the decision to make the thing?
Or I make it get completely done. And then I go, oh, wait.
Yeah. Oh, I forgot to put in vanilla.
Oh, great. It's like a key ingredient. Like, oh, you made pineapple salad and you forgot the pineapple.
Or the salad. All I have is pineapple in a bowl. I forgot everything else. Oh, man.
Now I feel bad about myself.
Don't feel bad. Feel free. That's true. You are free of food obligation that the family gatherings.
Congratulations. Not even the veggie tray.
They're like, no, because you'll get the one with the weird ranch. We don't need that. It's would you rather this or that?
Would you rather peeps or jelly beans?
I know you're not picking jelly beans.
I know I'm not picking peeps because those are worse. But I'm picking jelly beans. I'm going to pick jelly beans too.
Black ones. Yes. Delicious. They taste like black licorice. Did you know? I did. I also like that. They taste like good and plenty's. So good.
Something's wrong with your palate.
I have a mature palate.
What if they made a black licorice peep? Gross.
Would you eat that? No, I don't like. It's too much marshmallow. We did a thing where we tried all the flavors. Yeah, we did. There was a lot of peeps that year.
We rated them all, remember?
Yeah, because you like rating stuff.
I love rating stuff.
But that was like three years ago. And I still can taste them.
Can you? Yep. They had all kinds of different flavors. I mean, they come out with new stuff all the time.
I remember the sour watermelons weren't good.
No, those were awful. And they had like a Dr. Pepper one.
Yeah, we tried so many.
I can't remember. I mean, we really did try so many. Yeah. They all tasted pretty gross.
Maybe it's the crystallized sugar on the outside. Maybe that's what turns me off on it. That I'm just not big on like biting a whole marshmallow. I don't like marshmallow as it is. Like I make you s'mores because I like to roast the marshmallow. I don't like to eat it.
I like it. I don't mind it. No, it's just not my favorite. You are the expert marshmallow toaster.
I appreciate that. But I learned you've got to have some patience. And that's what I learned about myself. I have it. You have a lot of patience. We recently roasted twinkies just for fun. Yeah. And then I because it's a backpacking dessert that I'm working on. And we roasted the twinkies and then I hydrated some dehydrated strawberries and some water with a little bit raw sugar and put that over the top of the twinkie like a shortcake. Man was that good. It was good. You burned your twinkie. And the house smelled like burned twinkie. Because you have no patience.
No. You got it too close to the fire thinking it would make it do it faster. I put mine on the stick and even Emery was like, here he goes making a perfect roasted twinkie. Like take your time. What's the rush? You know where to be except later eating this in a minute when it's delicious.
I got bored sitting there roasting a twinkie.
You were standing there for about 12 seconds before you burned it.
I got 80D.
Stand still and roast a twinkie.
And my sister doesn't want me to bring food for Easter. Yeah, I don't know why. I can't. That was a delicious treat though.
It was pretty good except the air smelled like burned twinkie. Burned twinkie stinks.
Yeah. Sorry about that.
Sorry. Sorry about it. But anyway, I'm picking jelly beans.
Jelly beans.
Same. Yeah. Would you rather this or that? Okay, Josh, this is actually kind of cool. This is, I got this email because I
follow these sisters, they're called Six Sisters and they do recipes and they do cookbooks and they do all of this stuff and they have, I get a lot of my recipes from them because they have great recipes, but they just sent me an email and said that they are doing a monthly cooking challenge.
Is this for real or is this an April Fools thing?
No, no, no. This is for real. Okay. A monthly cooking challenge. Are you going to do it? No, you are.
That's why I'm telling you. Oh, great. You send me their recipes all the time. You'll go, I need to make this and then you'll send it over to me and go, here's what we're having for dinner. And I go, okay, I'm making this enchilada. Got it.
Yeah, because you like to cook.
I do. Okay.
And I know how to read a recipe. Here's what you have to do and you don't even need to do this, but I like the idea of it. Okay. You make the recipe and then anytime during the month and then you take a picture. Okay. And then you share it and then that's it. And then that's it.
But okay. They give you like a main recipe and then they give you an alternative recipe. Okay. And I don't know why they have, I was thinking maybe the alternative recipe would be like, maybe the main recipe would be something more complicated. Okay. And the alternative recipe would be like something a little simpler, but these are entirely separate recipes. Okay.
So the main recipe for April is air fryer, French bread pizza. Easy. Nice. I like that. The alternative recipe is strawberry shortcake bars. Oh. So that's why I'm confused. You would think that like, anyway, I don't know.
Strawberry shortcake. What did you say? Bars. Bars. Yeah. Maybe it's just a complementary one, like another one. Like you can, because like maybe you want to make two or maybe you want to make, you know, a main and a dessert like this.
Okay. Here's what happens though. If you share it to their page, they'll reshare their favorites throughout the month and at the end, they select one winner for a prize. What's the price? You get a subscription to their app. No way. More recipes. That's not a great, that's not a great price.
Hey, thanks for listening to the show. If you want to get a prize, you can get the Classy 97 app. It's free and you can get it in your app store.
And we randomly draw you.
Yeah. Every, if you go to your app store and you search for the Classy 97 app, sometimes you're going to get it for free every time. You're welcome. Congratulations. You're a winner. That's ridiculous. Really?
That's the price? Apparently their app is, it's not free.
Well, they probably have like premium recipes or cooking tips and stuff like that.
What I think is too, because I signed up for their emails where they'll give me like a week's worth of like food. Okay. And so they're like, here's this week's. So I think it's that, but I think it's like more than that. Like I think it's like a month of recipes like they'll, because the worst part of adulthood is just trying to figure out what's for dinner every day, every day. You have to figure out what's for dinner every single day. That's right. So I like sometimes getting those emails because they take the guesswork out of what's for dinner. Yeah. I'm into it. So I think they probably go a step further in their app and they say, here's all the supplies needed. I don't know.
Yeah. I am totally into trying it out. Like I would like to do the challenge. Even if all I get is access to their app. Is it lifetime access? Or is it just a free year? A year.
It's an $80 value, they say.
$80 a year to access their app. Yeah. Hey, if you want a free app, the Classy 97 app is free. You can download it in your app store. You're welcome. There's a free app. $80 a year.
Okay, listen, we're not going to buy it. No, I know. I'm going to win it. I still get the recipes.
Here's the thing. No, I know. They have free recipes on their website.
I want to know what you're paying $80. I don't know. Anyway. Do they come and cook for you? Do you want to make the air fryer French bread pizza? Sure. And the strawberry shortcake bar? Absolutely. Cookies and bars? Cookies and bars?
Yeah. You bet I do. Okay. Great. Is that tonight?
Oh, somebody has to go to the store.
Do they go to the store for you if you win? See, that would be awesome. Yeah, there you go. Here's your grocery delivery done. Yeah. Do that for a prize. That would be fantastic. Here's a year of free grocery delivery.
You figure out what I'm going to eat and you also get all of the supplies because that's the worst part of a dilding. Yes.
Hey, thanks for hanging out with us. Have a great rest of your Wednesday. We'll be back tomorrow and one day closer to Friday. Yeah, I know. I know. We're making it.
We're getting there. Have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow.
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