Rest in Paw-er

Kevin and Harley say goodbye to Momily's 21-year-old cat. Plus: singing!

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What is Beardless, D*ckless Me?

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.

00:00:23
Speaker 1: Welcome friends to Beard listick with me. I'm Kevin Smith Smith. Oh if you if it's Tuesday, kids, it is today is Tuesday? Do you you're not? You fuck with Disney, but you don't see you next Tuesday. But you fuck with Disney, but you're not familiar with the Mickey mouse Club, are you?

00:00:45
Speaker 2: I I did not watch the Mickey mouse Club.

00:00:48
Speaker 1: That was you fucking missed out. And when I say Mickey mouse Club, you're probably thinking of Ryan Gosling and Bryant and Briny Bright Brightney spears.

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Speaker 2: Listening.

00:01:02
Speaker 1: Yes, that's not even what I think of when I think of the Mickey mouse Club, because oh yeah, Mickey mouse Club for me. Every generation gets the Mickey mouse Club it deserves. And you'll notice that your generation has not.

00:01:18
Speaker 2: That's sad, isn't it.

00:01:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, there used to be a whole flock of fucking kids with mouse ears.

00:01:25
Speaker 2: Yeah what the what the generation got?

00:01:29
Speaker 1: You had COVID and you couldn't go to school and you don't have a Mickey Mouse cl And that's why your generation school is fucking lost.

00:01:39
Speaker 3: Broken.

00:01:40
Speaker 2: We just go back a second. COVID was way after my school.

00:01:43
Speaker 1: Well, there were some in school.

00:01:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have been in school, I would be in college.

00:01:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I number one, thank you for not going to college. Every morning I wake up, I'm like, thank god that kid didn't go girl after my own heart. But more importantly, if you had committed to like some of his four year fucking sheep bullshit. And by the way, we thanked Brookdale Community College are local sponsor, now you would have been fucked. You would have been one of those kids that was paying eighty thousand dollars a year to go to school on a laptop.

00:02:17
Speaker 2: My best friend in the world, as you know, Olivia, Olivia was going to school in Scotland. Poor one the poor two out for Olivia. She was going to school in Scotland, and then COVID.

00:02:30
Speaker 1: Happened came But that poor that sounds expensive. Sorry, I say poor like that, you can get everything she wants and father, may I have a pony, my friend.

00:02:41
Speaker 2: Who wasn't in an unfortunate situation. Olivia was going to school in Scotland when COVID happened, and then had to do art school on the computer, but then never got to go back to Scotland because COVID fucked it up. And now she's back in school and had to restart from the beginning.

00:02:59
Speaker 1: Because didn't count all her pre COVID credits from.

00:03:03
Speaker 2: Edinburgh and she was there for two years.

00:03:05
Speaker 1: Edinburgh. No she was, No, I thought she was. I think your Glasgow cousin went to Edinburgh.

00:03:13
Speaker 2: Edinburgh perhaps the first off, Yeah, it's Edinburgh.

00:03:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I thought she was in.

00:03:19
Speaker 2: Like, I just can't say it as nice as you can. So I wasn't gonna Edinburgh. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say.

00:03:26
Speaker 1: That is I'm so glad that you weren't mid I mean that's a hellish situation where it's like, what do you mean.

00:03:32
Speaker 2: You'll start over from the beginning.

00:03:35
Speaker 1: To rip off, But just in general, man, like if you've been in college and then suddenly we were taking courses like online because they're like you can't come to the building. Did they throw out of Scotland. We're like, get the fuck.

00:03:45
Speaker 3: Out, get the fuck out your dirty, dirty oh my, because you'll bring your.

00:03:55
Speaker 1: I gotta find I've got to fund it, I've got I've got I love you. I always will pull. I'm trying to pull from braveheart. God every man lives, not to every man who dies. You know how you know who's really Mosures, mosuresh Scott Mosers, Michael Kine's version of Alfred the size of a tangerine. Anyway, did they throw out or now they were like you gotta go.

00:04:28
Speaker 2: I think she left before it got to that point because she get stuck.

00:04:33
Speaker 1: Oh really they're be like if you don't go, you got to stay forever.

00:04:39
Speaker 2: That's exactly.

00:04:41
Speaker 1: How did you know? They says that they got a castle there we go through the maze and.

00:04:45
Speaker 2: Ship like that was the best the best Edinburgh film.

00:04:49
Speaker 1: That award which you can't see on camera. Boy there with the person going like this nameless face, person going like that looks like the Oscars this but is that? That's the Audience Award from the Edinburgh Film Festival for Clerks too.

00:05:03
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were going to say for yoga.

00:05:06
Speaker 1: Well, there is a word that I got around the time of yoga, hoss.

00:05:12
Speaker 2: Uh around the around the same time.

00:05:15
Speaker 1: No crystal one on the second shelf wasn't a word I got while we were there for yogas or so it may even say it does not with yoga. I mean, in my heart, if you believe.

00:05:27
Speaker 2: Going to Scotland was the best it was my favorite place I've ever been.

00:05:31
Speaker 1: You liked going. I love Scotland because of that, because of like the castle and ship like that, because you can do that. That's very farm. We got it way cheaper over here. That's very farm. We go around Halloween right fucking scarpon or whatever the fuck it's called spooky vills. What do they call it?

00:05:46
Speaker 2: What's going on here?

00:05:47
Speaker 1: They call it? It's very far, not scary far. What do they call it?

00:05:51
Speaker 2: A universe Christmas? There is not very far?

00:05:54
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

00:05:55
Speaker 1: I am honestly, I ain't evening throwing shanat that. What a smart fucking thing. They're like, Bro, we're not. We've been in business forever. You don't think we'd have thought of marry years ago.

00:06:07
Speaker 2: And scary Come on, come on.

00:06:11
Speaker 1: Wow man, let's figure out more stuff than you do. It's fairy farm, so it's all little kids and ship like that.

00:06:20
Speaker 2: What's it called? Like a rent fair? But at knots I forgot number.

00:06:25
Speaker 1: One copyright Harley and Kevin. Let's take that idea to bring it to them and do not fairy farm for Carrie car everyone gets pigs blood dropped off the ship as soon as you walk in and you're like, everyone's like, plug it up, plug it up. Not carry farm, not dairy farm, not dairy farm. No, it's like a big we love milk. Look, yeah, not's non dairy farm. Yeah, it's non dairy farm.

00:07:01
Speaker 2: Not dairy farm. Is another Halloween thing it's for it's a horrible.

00:07:06
Speaker 1: Not dairy not non dairy. I mean that could be the event, yeah event, I like you lost us. Is it not Carrie Farm more blood less oat.

00:07:17
Speaker 2: Milk, hairy fairy Gary Harry, that's Gary Farm.

00:07:21
Speaker 1: So it could be a fucking Gary the shelf, fucking from a SpongeBob. It could be a it could be a collab as the shell just Gary, No Gary his pet? His name is?

00:07:36
Speaker 2: You said a shell?

00:07:37
Speaker 1: The Shell the shelf, his buddy the show, Harry, not Harry Farm.

00:07:43
Speaker 2: Hair complex.

00:07:44
Speaker 1: It's like, fucking for what's that? No November? And what do they call the other thing when you yeah, but isn't there a no shave thing, like a yeah mustache November or something like that. There's a time like for a month where you don't shave.

00:08:01
Speaker 2: I think it's called no shade November, but maybe I.

00:08:04
Speaker 1: Thought it was no November where it's like nobody's fucking jerking off for all November, which, by the way, I'm against in November.

00:08:11
Speaker 2: For the record, I'm.

00:08:13
Speaker 1: Fully against it.

00:08:14
Speaker 2: I don't maybe I'm wrong, but I thought it was no shave November.

00:08:20
Speaker 1: Wiggle your ears like good mask of tears. We're gonna have a special guest today because Tuesday is Guest star Day.

00:08:30
Speaker 2: Tap tap, Yeah, those two who do not have the pleasure of viewing this. My dad just danced for me.

00:08:48
Speaker 1: You missed my whole routine. I did a whole ship down the Steps special. I was tap recently that I didn't know could tap. Oh, it's fucking Steve Martin. It was a clip from the early eighties and him and Gregory Hines, who I did know could tap and tap insanely well, like, just did a fucking routine on like a one a one off late night show, not even like this is the Oscars and fucking you only have to do this once in a lifetime and everyone will see it. It was just like, you know, this week's edition of whatever the fuck they were doing, and the two of them were like just fire. Steve Martin is beyond multi time. I've always missed but he truly fucking he don't miss. But my man was so on point with a pro tapper like Gregory Hines's whole fucking career was predicated on I can dance, and I can especially I can tap.

00:09:45
Speaker 2: I can dance.

00:09:45
Speaker 1: Steve Martin, you know, he's a comedian and he plays in banjo and he's an actor and he's a fucking writer, and he's like, oh, by the way, and he did all the fucking faces like I would imagine if I was doing it, you did my face and be like same. I hope this is right, and people will be like, the entertainment value of your feet is killed by me staring at the terror in your eyes, your mouth a game, they might as well be doing.

00:10:15
Speaker 3: A fucking two step.

00:10:17
Speaker 1: This guy's face mimicked all the moves, so he was just.

00:10:21
Speaker 2: Like you and I could never.

00:10:24
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was.

00:10:25
Speaker 1: Blown away and it was like fucking a forty year old routine.

00:10:28
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy, don't stop, I say you and I could never. And then the first beardless stick was me live. We're like, what.

00:10:35
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen with Iley Gwynn and Kevin Smith, doesn't I mean, it's not like not for nothing.

00:10:43
Speaker 2: I tried, Remember I tried.

00:10:45
Speaker 1: Bullshit, You ain't tried until like we were getting paid money. Like let's imagine they were like, you guys are gonna do beardlesstick lets me at Radio City Music Hall.

00:10:54
Speaker 2: Love it for us.

00:10:55
Speaker 1: You're getting paid like our take.

00:10:58
Speaker 2: Oh what then we're fucking doing four hundred grand?

00:11:01
Speaker 1: Oh god, four hundred grand. Lord if we let's say, if we can't.

00:11:08
Speaker 2: Say anything except stop being vegan, and yes, all right.

00:11:11
Speaker 1: To four hundred grand at sellout, that's our walk away potential. But you gotta like and we got eight months before the show, and we find out like it sells out in the first month, so we got like seven months before the show.

00:11:24
Speaker 2: I love this future for us.

00:11:27
Speaker 1: The tickets are already sold, so we can just show up and do the fucking thing. And everyone's like, that's what we expected. But here's a chance to fucking you're gonna be at Radio City Music Hall. You have Oh my god, we would have seven months to learn a routine and again every day talented but also just a human being like us. Is he maybe superior being perhaps, but if a human being can tap dance, can be taught, children can be taught to tap dance some children. All right, how could we not learn it? I'm really working myself up and it's a fake scenario. I'm like, God, damn it, Hardy, we're gonna learn to do this, fucking do it. And really the scenario won't be radio sit music all. It'll be like spodcastle hey, one hundred and thirty people show up. No, let's it's under one hundred to Ernie's like you want to cancel it? And I'm like, no, no, no, we learned this routine we're doing.

00:12:22
Speaker 2: We've been tapping for eight months.

00:12:24
Speaker 1: It rains real hard that night, so only eighteen people show up and then we have to like no.

00:12:31
Speaker 2: That'd be two steps. That'd be this sad two step.

00:12:34
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as we can shoot just the stage and ship and as long as you don't see the audience and then.

00:12:38
Speaker 2: I feel like one of us falls and like wait, what was it?

00:12:41
Speaker 1: It's a tiny stage. It's a very good chance for like, because we can't come from backstage like bugs and Daffy when they're like, oh, what heights will hit We're just in front of them to start the show. So we'd be standing there and be like Christian Christian music.

00:13:00
Speaker 2: And then for our cue please.

00:13:03
Speaker 1: And then we start the lights not on it, so while we start in the dark, then the light and it throws us off.

00:13:10
Speaker 2: And then one of us makes the other one fall.

00:13:12
Speaker 1: And it's the greatest show all time. I can't believe this was free.

00:13:17
Speaker 2: Our bones pop out because we break our legs. Why are those scenarios so funny?

00:13:34
Speaker 1: Like why was he saying.

00:13:35
Speaker 2: That I don't know, but I'm gonna film it.

00:13:38
Speaker 3: Holy ship, this is gold.

00:13:40
Speaker 1: When he's in a state of drama, he starts streaming who He's not?

00:13:43
Speaker 3: Who are you? Are you Nixon? Are you making a mouse? We know that one?

00:13:50
Speaker 1: Move on? Oh god?

00:13:54
Speaker 2: Why the scenarios were one of us like try to do something but then gets really hurt insteads the one from last week.

00:14:03
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's the notion of trying. I mean, that's the root of a lot of comedy, is like he fell, So this is we tried, we failed. Yeah, And the audience can go along with it and we can enjoy it too, because it's not literally happened to us, Like if this was us literally going like we tried to sell a show a radio city musical we sold. Yeah, we still did it, and I would radio City Music all.

00:14:30
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cry cry the hypothetical.

00:14:34
Speaker 1: But at that point I would give people a bunch of like cameras to go shoot from the back to the empty place, like just start the bag and zoom in. I just need like two minutes, so I give it into like a one minute fucking TikTok about how sad it is.

00:14:47
Speaker 2: Oh, then we then we blow up.

00:14:49
Speaker 1: Fuck you know what, with all due respect to the audience, fuck the audience. We should just learn to tap for the joy of tap. Because that's what was on Steve Martin's face part of the damn exactly. He was not dancing like oh, I've waited my whole life to do this in front of people. He was like, look, I'm a tap enthusiast. What do you need and he put his skills on.

00:15:12
Speaker 2: That's us and not. At the end of the day, if you and I are anything, it's a tap enthusiast.

00:15:17
Speaker 3: Now we are recent converts at the very least.

00:15:22
Speaker 2: Maybe we got a fall and break bones to get there, but maybe maybe tapping is the way.

00:15:28
Speaker 1: Look, at the end of the day, you wear some knee pads if you fall, so be it. You can tap in.

00:15:32
Speaker 2: We're wearing knee pads while we're tapping.

00:15:34
Speaker 1: But that's how you begin. I guarantee you s Steve Martin, He'll be like, oh, of course I started pads. He's like in the day I took him off and realized I would never fall. He's like, you're gonna fall, kid, but then you get up. I'm a wild and crazy guy.

00:15:47
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:15:47
Speaker 1: That's to switch to a sad topic. Sad, but at the same time, yeah, I guess there's no way to sad. Momily, Oh, Momily lost her dear friend, princess. I feel like, who names a kid princess? Nobody? This was a cat? Is her beloved cat of twenty two years?

00:16:21
Speaker 2: Twenty one?

00:16:23
Speaker 1: Is that right? Really? Sure?

00:16:26
Speaker 2: Said twenty one.

00:16:27
Speaker 1: Well, it's as long as my dad was gone. Dad's been gone twenty two years, she said in June, it was my dad died in May and then the cat came in June. Yes, that's definitely twenty two. Oh really, because he died in Mommy, Oh, no, he died in three. You're right, Oh, she's right. Listen to me.

00:16:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, put some fucking respect on.

00:16:47
Speaker 3: My explaining to my mother, your husband died.

00:16:50
Speaker 1: When I say he died, I guess my mother and he died twenty two years ago. She's like, yes, tiger, oh oh no. So it was a very look whether she was twenty one or twenty two, because she did come to momiyully, but she was more than a kid. She'd been with momily since my dad died. And uh when mom my Mom's been in the hospital and out of the hospital pretty badly for like the last two years, for months at a time, stretches, and every time she went in the hospital, we were like, oh, Princess, please don't fucking die. Like you got a hold on princess, and she did. She did, Like that's the thing. That cat was never like super fan of mine. And she she was missing her front claws. Oh yeah, so she was like the boxer.

00:17:43
Speaker 2: My grandma did not declaw her. She got her when she adopted her.

00:17:48
Speaker 1: She was she was declawed. And so she goes, you go, yeah, I don't never do that, she would go, and then she'd be like.

00:17:55
Speaker 2: Yeah she would. It was so funny. I have a video.

00:18:03
Speaker 1: She loved my mom. She hated everybody else, but towards the end she got way more user friendly, and that was because she was, like everything was shut down and stuff. So I loved Momily, she did so much, loved her, Momily coming home in the cafy and like, yeah, so poor one out for princess. But twenty one slash twenty two years in a cat that's pretty pretty.

00:18:29
Speaker 2: Magical, that is incredible.

00:18:32
Speaker 1: But because of that, you know, Momily very blue. So I spoke to Momily this morning, and my sister's there, I did, and she my cousin Andrea sent her a pillow. When my mom was at the hospital, like last year, there was a princess pillow. Yeah, then mom lost that pillow or it got taken away with like the bedding at the hospital and stuff. She sent her a new one. It's almost like a full fucking body pillow. So it's a picture of a cat like and so my mom rests her head like between her ears, and then.

00:19:09
Speaker 2: Years ago, wait, did you say it's a full body like you could sleep human sized? Yeah, human size.

00:19:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, like her princess's face is as big as momaly's. So what she puts her face between the ears can be done. You can have full body pillows of all your cats, or you could just love your cats in the real world. Will sent us new tripods. So for the first time, the cameras aren't sitting on little boxes. I'm not quite sure I'm down with the angles yet, though I know. She keeps like, don't close the cap.

00:19:44
Speaker 2: Please, I gotta see you.

00:19:48
Speaker 1: So the tripods are working out. If you, I mean, if you're like, why would you need tripods for a show I'm listening to. If you ever want to see this show, you want to see this show, give us money, you to that Kevin Smith club, you can watch us do it. My mother is a huge fan. I mean she's like, I watch your show all the time.

00:20:07
Speaker 2: She's all she's all the sixty seven.

00:20:10
Speaker 1: Reviews, every one of them. Is that how many reviews? There are sixty seven on.

00:20:14
Speaker 2: The Apple podcast right now?

00:20:16
Speaker 1: Yes, you count the reviews.

00:20:18
Speaker 2: It says the number at the top.

00:20:20
Speaker 1: Well, what's is that good?

00:20:23
Speaker 2: I mean for now, I think, yeah.

00:20:26
Speaker 1: It's a different world time was. I launched it like I launched a podcast. I launched it in the top fiveies onlike Apple on the iTunes chart. For example, Malcolm's podcast blow Hard, we launched him at number one. That's because I mean, I'm not saying it the show wasn't worthy of it and stuff, but it was also a much different landscape, like there.

00:20:46
Speaker 2: Were Beardless is not the first thing that people type into their podcast search bar?

00:20:54
Speaker 4: Is that right?

00:20:54
Speaker 2: But it is the only thing that comes.

00:20:56
Speaker 1: Up for beardless. Yes, we like subjects am I interested in? Yeah? But I mean, look, it's the I was talking to somebody last night. M hmm. It was a smart moment. I was talking to mam Ley and Virginia and I was I was telling him like, how we launched with our Heart. Our Heart didn't want to launch until February. Yeah, that's when they had the budget for the show, And I was like, let's launch now because I'm out doing press for four thirty. I'm gonna be on Sep Myers and you know, when you guys are ready to kick in with a budget, fantastic. But until then we'll just like quietly do our thing and have a library of shows for people to That's way.

00:21:44
Speaker 2: I was like, is there a fucking ghost of a.

00:21:46
Speaker 1: Queen of size over here? I love? So, you know, there's when February hits then they start marketing the show, But until then, I'm happy.

00:22:01
Speaker 2: To we're just chilling.

00:22:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, well what I told what I thank you what I was telling them mamily and and Virginia was like, this is the show that I like. It's like podcasts, like I just do it, Yeah, I do it. There's no agenda where I'm like, we gotta talk about pop culture, we gotta fucking make people laugh because we're in a room full of people, like in a live place. It it's more like this podcasts where I'm like, well, we're just gonna sit around bullshit and like the whole podcast medium, even YouTube back in the day used to just be like fucking two people in a basement.

00:22:36
Speaker 2: Talking whenever someone else.

00:22:38
Speaker 1: Now they're all billionaires, your.

00:22:40
Speaker 2: Father, Hey, hey, but you started it all I was.

00:22:44
Speaker 1: I was early man. I was early adopter and pushed it to everybody for years. It was just like you start podcasts, you start podcasts staying on stage, tell that you start podcasts. A lot of people listening. And now I'm like, hey, I have a new podcast, So I can't hear your buddy listening to other podcasts any with the word beard in it. No, we rule.

00:23:05
Speaker 2: Whenever someone asked me what our podcast is about, I'm like it's literally, no, just tell yeah, you know, I said, what's it about? No, it's an hour, it's about an hour. I don't think you understand.

00:23:22
Speaker 1: I don't think I do understand. And my response is it's about an hour. Period party her heart. What does your generation say online or whatever? Like what what it has replaced? L O L.

00:23:37
Speaker 2: I always just say I say L O L or l M a O or ha ha ha. I was a ha ha yeah, I like you don't you don't ha ha very often.

00:23:48
Speaker 1: You never l O L I ha ha because you could choose it for if somebody writes something you do, but I would never write out you would.

00:23:59
Speaker 2: Never All of his texts are grammatically correct.

00:24:03
Speaker 3: Also not true.

00:24:04
Speaker 1: I leave the period off the last sentence about all.

00:24:07
Speaker 2: Of them because I started to be like, stop texting me with the period. It's I think you're mad at me.

00:24:14
Speaker 1: You're like why, Yeah, that's true. You were like that period's awfully aggressive? Is It's like?

00:24:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever you would text me, I would FaceTime you to be like are you.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: Mad at me? Like?

00:24:24
Speaker 3: Why look a period at the end of your sentence.

00:24:26
Speaker 1: It was like, this is what I was taught.

00:24:27
Speaker 2: They were all grammatically correct and.

00:24:29
Speaker 1: Miscontansa right taught me. I mean, I don't even Miss Beanie taught me to do that. Can you name all your teachers from school? I'll give you mine. I'll give you a chance to think, and I'll watch how quickly I could do it without even thinking. Ready, fifty four year old man started school in nineteen seventy six. My teacher, Miss Beatie, Missus Beattie. She was an older woman, gray hair, which like, in my mind she was eighty, but now that I think about it, tops sixty.

00:24:55
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:24:57
Speaker 1: My second grade teacher, also named.

00:24:59
Speaker 2: Missus Was it the same moment, Not at all.

00:25:02
Speaker 1: I was a younger version of that woman, not her daughter, but she married Missus Bede's son. So second grade Missus Beatty was attractive, you know. Whereas Missus b looked like your grandma, second grade Missus Beady looked like she looked like honestly, Jane Jetson like me, George Jetson, Jane his wife.

00:25:26
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:25:27
Speaker 1: Wow, Ms Beattie, Missus Beadie, I gotta remember, say missus because she was a married ass woman. Yeah, please come on, Mss Beaty in first grade is the teacher the first person I ever said fuck to wow in first grade, because did you Matthew Creeden, Matthew Pete Creeden. That was his nickname, Pete, even though where do you get how do you get Pete from Matthew?

00:25:49
Speaker 2: You were just giving him his middle name too.

00:25:50
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, I remember in like one of the yearbooks it said Matthew and then quotes Pete Creeden because most people know him as Pete. Nobody ever called them fucking Matthew, and really most of us called Creed because his last name so Creed. At one point, we're six years old and we'd gone to kindergarten together and then on the on the playground first grade, Uh, Pete Creeden goes, somebody did something? Fuck and so was that what? He goes? Fuck? You know what that is? I said no, and he goes, well, I can't tell you. And then you know, the bell rank and we all went into first grade. Wow, And I say to missus Beady ms Beatty, what as fuck? Miss I get said, if you say again, I'm gonna kick you in the shins. The next question obviously was like miss Beatty, what are shins? I don't know what the fuck they were I don't know what she was talking about, nor why I was getting attacked, And my parents never pulled me aside to be like miss Beatty called to say that you said the F word. We didn't even know. I didn't know what the F word was. I don't even know my parents knew what the F word was in nineteen seventy six.

00:26:56
Speaker 2: Did she call or she never called?

00:26:59
Speaker 1: Not that I'm aware of tsk momily, but I honestly my parents hid nothing.

00:27:03
Speaker 2: Ask and see if she remembers, I will.

00:27:06
Speaker 1: But my parents like, they weren't like, oh, we got to keep They would use information against me and shit like that. So if they if Miss Beatie would have called, they would have been like, what have you been doing at we're saying on the playground, Kevin, I'd be like, I don't know what have I been doing? And playing? They were like the Gestapo man. They could get information at it.

00:27:26
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

00:27:27
Speaker 1: They knew how to play a child because they had two before me. So by the time I came along, I was like I wouldn't say slow witted, but I was a kid. I wasn't as sharp as my brother and sister. I wasn't around as long and my parents, you know, knew all the tricks, and my brother and sister weren't tricky. They weren't like trying to sneak out of the house or anything like that. But they had figured out shit with my brother and sister, and then they had that shit in place when I was born. But my brother and sister will tell you Uncle Donald and Virginia that by the time I came along, my parents just gave up, like all the ship they made us do they like they didn't they didn't care when it came to you, Like they let you run around with scissors, like like it just didn't matter because you were the baby.

00:28:11
Speaker 2: Look at you.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: I was primed for. I was primed for preferential treatment, gravitated toward the entertainment business because I was.

00:28:19
Speaker 2: Like, clear, I need.

00:28:21
Speaker 1: To be too as my parents have cater to me motherly, please bring out the pony. I want to go in a circle in the yard.

00:28:32
Speaker 2: In a circle in.

00:28:33
Speaker 3: The yard, mother, pony time.

00:28:37
Speaker 2: That's probably what things.

00:28:40
Speaker 1: I wonder. I mean, I wonder if my brother.

00:28:42
Speaker 2: Bring up your insecurities.

00:28:44
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think my brother and sister. There was a TV show that was on called The other two famous a younger sibling, and I think they felt very seen by that show.

00:28:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, did they ever bring up the show to you?

00:28:59
Speaker 1: Yeah? They did when I heard it first, when I first started existed. I brought it then and they're like, we know.

00:29:04
Speaker 2: That show's funny. They probably were like have you seen this show?

00:29:10
Speaker 1: They're like, so true truth. They're dropping truth bombs out. This is my life. It's giving me life. We are going to And so when I spoke to Momily today and grieved with her over Princess, although she's doing well, this is fucking crazy. Years ago, your Momily Jennifer sent mom a stuffed cat that meowed and moved its head and eyes like an animatronic fucking cat. And I remember when she sent us like one. It was my mother nine and she's the six. She loves cats. I was like, I.

00:29:51
Speaker 2: Mean, okay, look at her now.

00:29:54
Speaker 1: My sister goes like, mom has been using that cat to knew what's up to, you know, kind of deal with the grieving process. So she puts that cat where Princess sat and stuff like that. So when I spoke to Momly, I was like, you know, what are you doing today? And she's like your sister's taking me to a cat cafe and I was like what. I sent them the video of the one I went to in Winnipeg. And so they're in Orlando right now at a cat cafe where they adopt cats. And I was like, you can come home with a cat. And Virginia's like no, like she were on FaceTime and she leans in and she's like no, no, and I'm like, what do you mean? And there's definite feelings. Uncle Don has definitely definite feelings about mom getting another cat. But Momily has very strong feelings about a cat.

00:30:50
Speaker 2: She should get a senior cat.

00:30:52
Speaker 1: She talked about that. She's like, you know there are cats where their owners passed away.

00:30:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, she should totally get a senior.

00:31:00
Speaker 1: Weren't you adopting cats this weekend?

00:31:03
Speaker 3: Yeah?

00:31:04
Speaker 2: Well I wasn't.

00:31:06
Speaker 1: Somebody was, yeah, what were you doing? Just love it.

00:31:08
Speaker 2: I was, don't take that one please. There was one that named a Wahoo Wah a wah who who I was about to adopt. But then I was like no, they say.

00:31:20
Speaker 1: You can go to your proper home.

00:31:25
Speaker 2: Just go the other direction. But I volunteered, or I didn't really do much, but I I introduced some dogs on a stage. I had a best friend's Animal Society event, uh super adoption event where they adopted out over the course of the weekend, just Saturday and Sunday, close to four hundred almost.

00:31:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:31:53
Speaker 2: I was, as I said, a super adoption event.

00:31:56
Speaker 3: Wow.

00:31:57
Speaker 2: And I think it was like three hundred and eighty the end, like combined dogs and cats. And I I went in being like, I don't think I can come out.

00:32:09
Speaker 1: Of this without a cat. Did you make it out with that cat? Yeah? What kind of okay discipline will power is that?

00:32:17
Speaker 2: And there with the gun to my don't you get a cat?

00:32:22
Speaker 1: And I was like, please when we go down because I told Mamaly we're gonna go down first week of December for her birthday.

00:32:33
Speaker 5: Should cat?

00:32:35
Speaker 1: You should start doing the research. No talk to Virginia because they will have gone to this cafe, which I assume is the same kind of set.

00:32:47
Speaker 2: But Uncle don't hate me.

00:32:50
Speaker 1: I don't know that you. Uncle don would never hate you, but Uncle down would be like, but a senior cat is a good idea.

00:32:57
Speaker 2: A senior cat, I'm not saying, a fucking newborn just like here's my new kit, like an eighteen year old cat that needs a home.

00:33:09
Speaker 1: Well, I mean maybe not eighteen, because fucking cat's making it to like twenty two. Stuff. Stuff. And also if you give Mommaly an eighteen year old cat, she's like, what does I fucking say about me?

00:33:19
Speaker 2: That's true?

00:33:20
Speaker 1: Like maybe give her a single digit cat?

00:33:24
Speaker 2: Oh single digit?

00:33:25
Speaker 1: Like you know nine? Okay, you know what I'm saying? Like where he's the kit the cat is? Or here she hears past the kitnish stage. It's chilling, but it's not like.

00:33:43
Speaker 3: I don't know who do me? Nomo.

00:33:48
Speaker 4: I was in a rest home, No, Bobby, I was at the end of bluff car. It's been a good laugh, Mommy. I was come to see what heaven.

00:34:02
Speaker 1: In this version, you're gone.

00:34:05
Speaker 2: I'm dead.

00:34:06
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

00:34:07
Speaker 1: No parent wants to outlive the So he's in moois in an old age home thinking back on his life. Yeah, I lost my mama.

00:34:18
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

00:34:20
Speaker 1: She was ninety three years old as she died, had a long life. Yeah, it's like eighty. He's like, it's like his Forrest Gump type of movie and ship.

00:34:31
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

00:34:32
Speaker 1: So it's like my mamma No two.

00:34:35
Speaker 4: She told me that that life was like a box of cats ship you never know what you gonna get.

00:34:43
Speaker 5: No, that's old, ever that what I ever loved is dad, Dad, you hear me?

00:34:55
Speaker 1: He's rather animated.

00:34:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, he's actually got a lot of energy for a ninety to year old.

00:35:00
Speaker 1: He did outlive his owner, as you heard, she died and not.

00:35:04
Speaker 3: You do putting this fucker.

00:35:07
Speaker 2: He's got dead because mom, because he's looking back. Oh of course, of course.

00:35:14
Speaker 1: I mean, look, this is a grim thought. But which way would you rather have it? A world without move or a world without you? If you haven't? Question is, could you imagine lady death shows up and she's just like, I will make a bargain. A world without moo or a world without you?

00:35:35
Speaker 2: That's so scary?

00:35:38
Speaker 1: What do you do?

00:35:39
Speaker 2: How old am I?

00:35:41
Speaker 1: Now? Now?

00:35:44
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this hypothetical?

00:35:47
Speaker 1: Because it's death and death is just like you know, Look, there's no logic or reason, there's no fairness, fallacy and death. It's just death. So it's either you or move. You could live a move, could you could see your I'll live on or you know you don't like. Honestly, this is the choice of every fucking parent. Not a choice, but this is every parent. I want to die before you die, for sure. Sure, I don't want to live in a world where you don't live like I'm I'm the way things are supposed to go, the way I'm used to the natural order of things. Anything that would disrupt that flow would be, you know, horrible. I'm both ends traumatic to say the least. So yeah, I hope I die and then fucking a century later, you fucking die. I hope you don't die ever, but I hope it's like that moment from The X Files. An episode of The X File is Clive Bruckman's final repose.

00:36:45
Speaker 2: Are you going to cry?

00:36:46
Speaker 1: No? Where he can see how people are going to die. And Moulder is known in the character, like it's not very big part of the character, but periodically they threw out like that he was, yeah, I wouldn't say a porn fetish, but he watched a lot of porn Internet porn, blah blah blah. So you know he's talking to this Peter Boyle plays Clive Brookman, and he's like an insurance salesman who just happens to have this magical ability to tell to know when somebody's going to die. So Moulder is just like, well, you know, how am I going to die? And it goes, oh, no, I don't play that game. I'm not going to tell you he's going, but I will say auto eerotica association is a terrible way to go. And he's like, what, what why he's telling me that. So later on Scully, who's the other main character in the show, hence our two dogs, Moulder and Scully of course, is talking to him, and you know, he's saying all these things, and she's the very scientific one, very you know, there's an explanation for everything, and Molder is the very likely there's the truth is out there.

00:37:46
Speaker 2: He believes in our dog. Our dog was like, the truth is out there.

00:37:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if I Smolder, though, Scully would seem like the conspiracy theorist. Really maybe not well, she certainly wasn't Dana Scully. Danas Cully was a woman of letters, like fucking FBI. Look, I love Scully, but she was like, oh my god, so would be like, the truth is out there. Go good. She's right here that I'm living with a fucking idioto big ol' heart, million dollar heart nickel fucking head on that dog. But in any event, Clive Bruckman is talking to Danascully, agent Danis Cully, and you know, she's like, this can't be true, and blah blah blah. She's being the skeptic she always it. And then she's gonna leave that he goes, she goes, then how do you die? And he goes, I die with a smile on my face and you're in bed with me. And she's like, you know, there are misses, mister Bruckman, and there are misses, and she's going, that is an absolute miss She's getting up to leave, and then she stops and she's like okay, because he's like, don't you want to know how you died? She's like no. Then finally she's like, okay, how do I die? It's like one of my favorite moments in television history. You don't oh ship and they.

00:39:07
Speaker 2: Never fucking I knew you were going to cry? Cry? He's crying?

00:39:12
Speaker 1: What A like magical?

00:39:15
Speaker 2: I know exactly when you're gonna cry. I know when you're gonna cry, and I knew you were going to cry.

00:39:22
Speaker 1: I didn't break, but it is very is powerful. You don't and they never explained it. Like then after the show ended one day and it's like but in your mind, you're like, so what is it? Was she just taken away by aliens? Like how does she not?

00:39:37
Speaker 2: What a mystery? What a beautiful mystery.

00:39:40
Speaker 1: Such a fucking cool notion? And then ps well, ps he the ca this is spoilers. Clide Bruckman like can't take it anymore, and he asphyxiates himself, puts a plastic bag over his heads, takes sleeping pills, and dies and Scully finds and she is in bed with them, and she does have tears running down her face because he says, he's like, you're in bed with me, and you're looking at me with like loving eyes and her tears rolling down your face and you're thankful or something. And she's like, mister, there misses, and there missus. And then that's exactly what happens. It's just in a different context. It wasn't in her head. She was like, I'm not gonna fuck this guy. He's like, oh no, that was what I was saying. He's like, I'm gonna be in bed and you're going to be staring at me with the most loving, compassionate face with tears rolling in and and gratitude or something like that. It's a fantastic fucking episode of really really powerful that being said, Uh yeah, hands down, I go so so so, Lady Death comes to you. I did. Lady Death comes to you, and she's like a world without you or a world without mood.

00:40:56
Speaker 3: You gotta pick one.

00:40:57
Speaker 1: And you're' this is it. You know, you've always been like, cats are my kids, So you got to play this.

00:41:03
Speaker 2: Well, what if somebody's like, I've heard what you said on your podcast. Do you want to die or do you want mood to die?

00:41:09
Speaker 1: This is but again, this is a very you know. This is the only way this works is if the human personification of death itself Lady Death, Lady Death, We're to show up and make this often. This is what we call hypothetical. Kids. So if you're in the audience, if you're one of these sixty seven listeners more.

00:41:25
Speaker 2: On Spotify as.

00:41:26
Speaker 1: Well, and you're like, perhaps this is much Ryan's No, this is hypothetical, like all fucking hypotheticals. But you gotta make a choice.

00:41:35
Speaker 2: I don't want to make a joy.

00:41:36
Speaker 1: The world without you or the world without move.

00:41:41
Speaker 3: Why are you thinking so hard?

00:41:42
Speaker 2: Make the right fucking choice.

00:41:44
Speaker 3: Okay, believe you even think of Laura and your time Moves time, I will this move.

00:41:52
Speaker 1: Right now, four okay, and you're twenty five, gonna be twenty six, I.

00:41:58
Speaker 2: Mean it, I'll be twenty six like a year.

00:42:00
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I'm saying last quarter century and Moves only had four years. So what's your choice?

00:42:07
Speaker 2: What he's going to take care of Move?

00:42:10
Speaker 1: If you go, that's not your you know, all human worries go away.

00:42:15
Speaker 2: I mean, when I adopted a cat.

00:42:18
Speaker 1: I presumably presumably presumably Austin would continue taking care of Move.

00:42:25
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, presumably I would outlive Move in the real world.

00:42:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is that. But this is why it's such a like fucking lady death is giving can live? Move's gonna live. You choose Move's life over your life.

00:42:39
Speaker 2: I know, I feel like an ass.

00:42:42
Speaker 1: You choose Move, that's your choice, Lady death.

00:42:45
Speaker 2: Why do I say it? Lady death? To come?

00:42:50
Speaker 1: All right, So you've made your choice that you go and Move gets to stay. And like you know, every.

00:42:54
Speaker 2: Parent understand that, do I just die?

00:42:57
Speaker 1: There you go to? Yeah, there is a place. It's not like heaven or hell, but it's a place where all mysteries are solved, and you become a cosmic part of the universe, one with all things that energy resonates around. And okay, nice, yes, but that means you're also cognizant of what happens in your absence until you get to see life go on without you. No, but not in a way where you're competitive, because once you die, you're like, oh my god, who gives a shit?

00:43:22
Speaker 2: What if Austin moves on?

00:43:24
Speaker 1: You're beyond feelings about those things. There are no.

00:43:26
Speaker 2: Jealousies, even worse, Moon moves.

00:43:29
Speaker 1: On, where it's like, moment, shit, I take it back. I was going with it was like, Moo only lives another two years? What the fuck? Always humans have potential live one hundred. Make the choice for you. But let's go in that direction where you do this sacrifice, this great second and then the Lady Death is like, let me take you to one year from now. It takes you to one year in the future.

00:43:57
Speaker 2: Ship something. Yeah, I was communicated, I got it. You did it well.

00:44:05
Speaker 1: I'm on a sled going down a hill.

00:44:10
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:44:12
Speaker 1: So she takes you one year into the future. Moo's moved, Moo is cuddled up with like think I gotta oh moo is cuddled up on the lap of Sydney. Sweet.

00:44:29
Speaker 2: I know you're going to say.

00:44:32
Speaker 1: That for some reason, you're Lex Luthor.

00:44:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, for some reason.

00:44:38
Speaker 1: She's like, I've taken all the jabs, and I've taken your cat.

00:44:44
Speaker 2: You've already taken all the jobs.

00:44:48
Speaker 3: Oh now, Mommy, I love you.

00:44:51
Speaker 4: I loves you.

00:44:52
Speaker 3: In that movie we just saw, you played a lady boxer.

00:44:56
Speaker 1: But and somebody, uh, you know, delivers the mail and they're like, oh, it's uh the it's the semetary. We have to pay for the plot for your mom.

00:45:14
Speaker 3: This is my momb what the fuck?

00:45:19
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the hell?

00:45:22
Speaker 1: And Lady Death is like next time Jesus Wisely, they're like, you're acting more like Mafista than Lady Death.

00:45:33
Speaker 3: Like that's what fucking it is me, Fiesta a deal with the devil you have made God?

00:45:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking I hate the hypothetical.

00:45:45
Speaker 1: Vague memories of a distant mumur.

00:45:49
Speaker 2: Stop I fucking sacrifice.

00:45:52
Speaker 1: I know that you can spectrate chat like you piece of ship. I gave my life for you when I was only twenty five. I don't know what I was fucking thinking. My father guilds me into it. Lady Death laid it out there. I was really worried about what people would say on the podcast.

00:46:08
Speaker 2: Was really making it seem like I had no choice.

00:46:11
Speaker 3: Bull shit, I tell your whole life.

00:46:14
Speaker 2: Like I was going to be a bad person if I chose me.

00:46:16
Speaker 1: If it comes down to you or cat, it's always you. You have told me that my whole life unless that cat is like the Jesus Christ of cats.

00:46:24
Speaker 2: In my eyes is.

00:46:28
Speaker 1: God, Yeah, because he's seen You're like Mary, the Mother of God.

00:46:33
Speaker 4: Mommy, you will be venerated in all the world.

00:46:38
Speaker 1: The worship you because they could only worship God, but they could the Mother of Goldy and you. Every Marian holiday in the Catholic Church because there's a lot of Mary centric ship. I went to a school and church called Our Lady of Perpetual Health. Everything is like Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary. And she's not a saint like it ain't You've never heard there is a saint Mary or Mary, but it ain't married. She's so beatified that she doesn't get the honor of saint. She's just flat out Mary, which is equivalent to like the Big two God, Jesus fucking you raised above all others you who are are nearly sainted. It's just crazy. When I was a kid, I was like, why don't we call her Saint Mary? And because it was Catholic school, that be like what you fucking blasphemer? Why would you ever do something like plus yeah, but I was trying to understand what the big deal was. But I mean, I get it, like she's the Mother of God, but then why not give her that saint Like Jesus's dad is Saint Joseph. He ain't just Joseph, it is Saint Joseph.

00:47:43
Speaker 2: Really, like, thank God.

00:47:47
Speaker 1: She ain't Saint Mary, bro she just married just like Shaer Madonna, Lady go got Lady got got two names one no, no, Mary Comma mother of God, which is more than you know enough of his last name. That don't get you in any club right there. But they never But that's the thing in Catholic school and in Catholic Church, they taught us, like, you know, because we were like, we worship Mary, right, and they're like, no, you worship God, you worship Jesus in the Holy Spirit of the Blessed Trinity. But you venerate Mary.

00:48:22
Speaker 2: What does that word mean?

00:48:24
Speaker 1: Let's look it up. Essentially, it means, well, the way I understand it, it means like.

00:48:29
Speaker 2: You don't you're really providing me with a new vocabulary today.

00:48:35
Speaker 1: I'm giving you all the Catholic shit they forced on me as a child. Venerate to regard with reverential respect or with admiring deference, to honor an icon, a relic, with a ritual act of devotion. So you can venerate it. But but that doesn't mean it is here. Is venerate the same as worship. Veneration is similar to worship, but the two words have some differences. Both veneration and worship means to honor and admire someone or something with profound respect. However, worship usually implies that it is expressed through words or ceremony. So you can really like, here, you fucking think you love move right now? You just venerate move. But if you ever want to worship move, you have to build a little altar like candles, put moo on it, and be like.

00:49:27
Speaker 4: Oh, channel and the spir of the universe.

00:49:34
Speaker 2: Last week you read the definition of a potato, and this week.

00:49:38
Speaker 3: Tak a leap forward.

00:49:41
Speaker 1: You know, a word of the word of the day is venerate.

00:49:44
Speaker 2: Last week potatoto.

00:49:46
Speaker 3: That's that's not a word of the day as it is.

00:49:49
Speaker 1: Potato is a word potato, And it's also a tuber learn anything.

00:50:00
Speaker 3: That's the whole reason we looked it up. God damn it. Education it goes a long way. Well, it's a tuber.

00:50:09
Speaker 1: I have no fucking idea. I don't do you have a passionate rationalist.

00:50:16
Speaker 2: I could.

00:50:19
Speaker 1: Off the top of your head. Yeah sure, I mean maybe maybe our hook should be word of the day.

00:50:25
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'm thinking a word of the day, and.

00:50:29
Speaker 1: Then every episode could be named after the word of the day.

00:50:32
Speaker 2: Well would you look at that last week potato? This one?

00:50:36
Speaker 1: Yes, And you know what people will say. They'll be like, oh my god, it's like the chapter headings and clerks is a random vocabulary word. And I'll be like, well, that's the point. And when I don't say anything like him so clever, I'll be like, I don't take a freebie. Okay, Yeah, there you go. There's a better fucking hook. All right, Well that'll be our thing. Smarts like you get you come here, are jiggling shit and you learn what a potato is for once?

00:51:05
Speaker 2: Really, what else could you ask for?

00:51:07
Speaker 1: It's not as beardless stickless me. Do you uh we are? This is episode nineteen. Next episode will be episode twenty. I believe we may have surpassed the vegan Aptowa record. Maybe I'm wrong.

00:51:22
Speaker 2: This nineteen was vegan abbatoirs last last one.

00:51:25
Speaker 1: So when we get to twenty of beardless stickless me, Wow, You and I have a real habit of picking the worst names for podcasts. Vegan abatoir, ain't nobody looking.

00:51:35
Speaker 2: For that meacan Avatar was a dope name.

00:51:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, fucking try spelling.

00:51:40
Speaker 2: It well that you got a point, And.

00:51:43
Speaker 1: You're also leading your podcast with a term that like three quarters of the world like, eh. It makes them instantly like get angry, a hostile.

00:51:51
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some people in the world that are.

00:51:53
Speaker 1: Like beardless No, but I believe me. I bet you there are people in the world that are like dickless. Why would you put that?

00:52:00
Speaker 2: Well, we can give you the definition of a potato, so go fuck yourself.

00:52:05
Speaker 1: That's true. Here's where you learn the definition of potato. Title don't matter. If it did, we could call it something else. Well, we should call it boboe. But people will be like, why is your podcast called mummy? Like, no, man, not like universal monsters. They're like, okay, so you got to say it out loud to get it right.

00:52:31
Speaker 2: Yes, it's my fucking cats. It's my cat.

00:52:34
Speaker 1: They're like, you know what, you got to subscribe to the fucking Sir Ridley Scott School filmmaking. I've read an article recently. I really that's not true. I read the headline of the article.

00:52:44
Speaker 2: I like the truth.

00:52:45
Speaker 1: Where he goes it's about the Ridley School production like he produces movies and stuff, and in quotes it said, tell it to me in two sentences. That's how you get Oh, it's an old school kind of like break it down in two It's like a pitchy kind of thing. But he, I guess still works from that model of like gotta be able to tell it to me in two sentences. Otherwise that's interesting.

00:53:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

00:53:10
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a it's a guide of sorts. I ain't saying I'm smarter than Sir Ridley Scott. He obviously knows what he's doing.

00:53:19
Speaker 2: I got a piece, got a future, so we gotta rob it off.

00:53:25
Speaker 1: I thought we were just gonna watch as you were, Like, I got a peek.

00:53:29
Speaker 2: Respectfully.

00:53:31
Speaker 1: Yes, done and done. I gotta go, Mommy, you're full bitter is depending on my.

00:53:37
Speaker 2: Show, he has to. That's my other cat.

00:53:42
Speaker 1: That's the other cat.

00:53:45
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

00:53:46
Speaker 1: Although I will say people seem to like the funny animal voices you do, especially Mammily is just like she does that.

00:53:52
Speaker 2: My grandpa steepy love that. Wait, you gotta my grandpa? I mean yeah, sorry, sorry, Carl's.

00:54:00
Speaker 1: Graham apologizing Mamaly right now, who's just like, fuck Grandpa.

00:54:04
Speaker 2: Carl's grandpa, my dad.

00:54:06
Speaker 3: She's like my lost princess. Now you're telling me fuck grandpa. Fuck you, Harley Quinn Kevin Smith.

00:54:16
Speaker 1: Like when she makes the voices and she picks on you.

00:54:21
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to go there it is.

00:54:23
Speaker 1: There's a beardless, stickless me for this week. If you want to see what the show looks like, go to that Kevin Smith dot com. And if you want to see me in person, go to see spot dot com. I'm going a lot of places lately, I know. And if you want to see us do this live, I say, I say, I say, first quarter of next year.

00:54:41
Speaker 2: What's that Radio City music?

00:54:44
Speaker 1: All right? Man, it's gonna be like big finish.

00:54:48
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got you have to join like Kevin Smith Club.

00:54:54
Speaker 1: People are like, why did I join? That was terrible? They were like, it sounded a lot funnier. Hey, come on, I do put it on a very funny face. There it is. Kids, there's your beardless dickless me for this week. For beardless stickles me. I'm the one that took care of going to the bathroom before the show began.

00:55:11
Speaker 2: I drink a whole.

00:55:15
Speaker 1: For beardless with me. I'm Kevin Smith.

00:55:17
Speaker 3: I have a beardless dickless day.

00:55:19
Speaker 2: Go pee bye.

00:55:31
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