Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration

Cademan Deckland isn't a man anymore. He's a titanic rot-infested stone face screaming from a cathedral wall, a pulsing brain behind it blasting the party with psychic dubstep. Oran drops. Tanhauser flickers between reality and a ghost-crewed airship. Vena ends it with a sixty-nine-damage plunging crit that shatters the illusion whole.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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Creators and Guests

Host
Thurston Hillman
GM for @NarrativeDeclar. Freelance Writer. Associate Publisher @paizo. Opinions are my own. Contact me at: thurston@oncallgm.com.
Host
ZoranTheWizard
🧙‍♂️| Wizard🎲| Owner/Host of Narrative Declaration🔮| Castin' Spells in the TTRPG Industry! All relevant info on my website: http://zoranthewizard.com
Guest
Earndil
Lead Writer for a variety of current projects by Alfabusa. Nurgle enthusiast, and Comedy Goblin torturer.
Guest
HulkyKrow 📺👺
🎙 Voice Actor, gourmet, and neon aficionado🐦 Player/VA for Narrative Declaration, Ogre Poppenang📺 https://twitch.tv/hulkykrow
Guest
odo
she/they | sensitive gay tabletop slime, elf pirate enthusiast, sometimes i do voices catch me as Vaali/Khelrana/others at Narrative Declaration, Sybil in the Norfolk Wizard Game, and Grimal in Hunter: The Parenting!❤️💍 @gravetidings.bsky.social
Guest
SpeakerD
Lead Writer for 'Hunter: the Parenting', 'If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device' and more! | Storyteller for Norfolk Wizard Game | Player for Narrative Declaration | He/They | https://speakerd.carrd.co/ |

What is Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration?

Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com

Hey folks, it's Zoran here, the producer of Narrative Declaration.
Unfortunately, OBS decided to crash on its multiple times for this episode,
so if you notice anything weird or something we're going to be skips or something else like that,
that's probably why. We try our best to stitch it together, but this recording software just broke that day for all of us.
So, do apologize for the issues for this episode. We'll try our best to get it fixed.
All righty, everyone. Are you ready for another exciting episode of Rotgrime?
We are, we are, we are, we are, you the nation! We are, we are, we are, we are.
Just come attack yourself, God.
It kills the pain.
I love weed and oil spills. I'm so glad to be here on 420.
Yeah, happy 420, everybody. We're currently recording this on April 20th, 2024.
So we've got a bunch of, a bunch of exciting episodes for you today.
Starting off with, oh, oh God. Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh no.
Is God here?
It's here.
Special gift, God.
So you know, on my screen, that's what I was going for.
I think my graphics card just went, hi man.
And then, and start infecting the right side of my, my right monitor.
So I think my mom is tired.
So I'm going to be seeing it through the lens of corruption of Chad.
So I think Chad's actually actively killing this monitor.
I think it's on his last legs.
But, uh, hi chat.
It's excellent to see you.
And see, hope you guys are excited for another exciting episode of Rotgrime.
I'm going to introduce to you the amazing players who bring you these episodes.
Starting off with Odo Roshi.
Hi, hello.
It's me.
I'm Odo.
I am playing Vina, the sylph swashbuckler.
Uh, you know, I'm swashpilled and I'm buckle maxing.
And, uh, it's great to be here with you guys today.
And of course we have the ever amazing Hulky Crow.
That's me.
I'm Hulky Crow.
I am going to be clowning around, as always, as the Kanrasu cleric, Ruhua.
And I'm so happy to be here again.
But yeah, remember to catch the Hulky's Twitch streams, by the way.
Twitch.tv4 slash Hulky Crow.
Yeah, well, I actually bothered to stream again.
I've been sitting on that for like a month.
I believe in you.
When you come back, we'll be there.
And of course, we also have our awesome, amazing voice actor and talent, Erndel.
Hello.
My name is Erndel and I am playing as Baldrick Weathers, the human alchemist.
Very powerful.
I do things.
Yeah.
Next guy.
Go.
And the next guy is Speaker D.
Hi, I'm Speaker D.
I play Tan Houser.
You sure about that?
You sure?
The Magus.
Oh, you play this guy.
And this time, this time, Chad, I'm really going to fucking do it this time.
I'm not kidding.
I'm really going to fucking do it.
He's coming.
I'm not joking around.
I'm serious.
I'm going to do it.
He's going to make an apple pie.
And of course, we have our illustrious game master, Thurston Hillman.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
It's me.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kill player characters.
I'm all out of player characters.
Just stare at you going, hi.
Hi.
Just deeply just, hi.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Yes.
And just as being fucked up.
Hi, I'm Zoran.
I'm your host for this evening.
I'm also playing Oren the Strix Druid.
And as a reminder for audio listeners, we're all still level nine.
And of course, Thurston, what adventure do we have today?
Or who here is going to be able to recap the episode to earn themselves?
There's a very valuable hero point on the line here.
This time, I'm going to do it.
Shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I turned it around on speaker.
He's really going to do it.
He's doing it.
So what we did last time after engaging with the big freaking tooth fairies was we sat down
and we were heavily injured after getting the teeth knocked out of us by tooth fairies.
And so we elected to, in the large sort of courtyard area where we had wound up,
we elected to camp down for the night after we had encountered a group of other Delvers
who came out of nowhere.
No.
There were four of them.
There was, as I recall, this very thickly accented Slavic person.
Thurston or Zoran, whichever one of you, put up the image now.
I'm getting the images.
I'm getting the images.
You'd better do that.
There was this reedy, skinny-looking, roguelike fella who was also there and was very interested
in earning a considerable amount of pay for doing all this delving business.
There was a guy who was dressed like Big Daddy from Bioshock Infinite.
No.
Cooler than that.
And there was, he was the sewer, the sewer man, the man of the sewer.
And then there was the organ harvester, dressed like a ye olde executioner, but looking very cool.
I give design nine out of ten.
Very good.
They're kind of fine.
You can have that opinion if you want.
We will consider this for the future.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And we interacted with them, and we sat down, and we got to know each other for a little bit.
We don't know too, too much about them, and that's okay because we are not likely to be traveling together for terribly long, knowing our bad luck.
But we sat down, and we recovered for a while.
And we recovered after Baldrick threw a firebomb at Rahua for daring to add more people to the people currently overflowing the damn people's tenement.
My house.
Not calling it that.
No, fuck you.
I'm resisting you, Rahua.
I grab Hulky's forehead and push him into his chair.
Yeah.
And with that, we sat down and we rested after Baldrick and Vina had a heart-to-heart and a talk about existence.
And then we awoke, and then we saw the giant, well, not really giant, just sort of tall, vampiric figure who was looming over us all the while as we approached a...
What would you describe it as, Thurston?
Because I'm halfway between, like, a cathedral and, like, some kind of aqueduct.
It was an ominous underground cathedral.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
And we tried to talk to him, and he talked like the Count from Sesame Street.
And he whisked Tannhauser away into some kind of strange, bizarro pocket dimension.
And now we're going to try and figure out how to rectify that situation, because we kind of need him.
He's one of the players.
It's necessary.
That's that guy, not Kevin.
Fiendish.
It is not Kevin.
And I believe that is everything that happened last time.
I believe.
Believe.
Yes, no, that is where we ended up leaving off.
Before we...
Uh-oh.
Question.
Uh-oh, Thurston, your mic's not picking you up if you're talking quietly.
Lamau?
One sec, one sec, one sec.
I have a question for you, speaker.
I might have an answer.
Right.
You find yourself in an area of open, wondrous sky.
But as you've emerged from this room, the question I have is how do you respond when you are confronted with this?
The image of a gaping mouth, human-esque creature seeping black liquid from its jaw, from wounds in its clothing, holding a gun that appears not to work.
And there are several.
Is it just walking up to me?
Is it talking to me?
There are about a dozen of them.
One of them, in particular, who was the one who shouted something completely inaudible at the end of our last session,
has a, like, slightly more boiled-over appearance, as though black, tumorous masses are taking over half of their face.
They have a strange curved blade that looks like it has a cut out of it that seems very odd and out of place.
And they are advancing towards you, the leader having shouted something.
I'm on a skyship, yes?
You are on a skyship, yes.
I am on a mast, yes.
You are flying over a set of beautiful, idyllic mountains.
Is, is there a mast?
Yes, yes, there is a mast.
Is there anyone in the mast?
Uh, give me a perception check.
Okay, let's rock.
That is going to be a 22.
You do not see anyone up at the top of the mast, or in the crow's nest, that is up.
All right, I'm going to see the situation.
You know, I've always had a special enmity for illusions.
I'm going to take out my grappling hook, shoot it at the crow's nest, and I'm going to attempt to ascend to the crow's nest,
and try and get away from the encroaching horde.
Yeah, give me a, um, give me an attack roll.
Sure thing.
Okay.
That is a three-five.
Uh, yes.
So you manage to Batman your way up.
Uh, flying, pulled up into the, in towards the crow's nest.
However, as you do, you fly, and the sky around you shatters.
Like, you, it's like you hit a thing of glass that breaks, and you find yourself tumbling.
And then, then you, then you, you stop feeling anything at all.
And we cut to our main party, uh, the rest of the group.
Back in this, this, this cathedral, you've all sort of taken your first steps in.
Uh, how are you all approaching this situation?
Stoff.
Okay.
The rest of you?
Not a bad idea.
Um, so it's just a, just a long, empty hallway right now.
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna keep watch of the area.
I'm gonna look for anything like doors, or any entrance and exits point, exit points.
Okay.
All right, uh, give me perception and a stealth check, and, uh, the rest of you, if there's
anything you want to do, please let me know.
Uh, flat 20.
Flat 20?
Okay.
Orton rolls, uh, perception for a 19 on the die for a total of 36.
That's pretty good.
I rolled a 35.
Nice.
Okay, so, uh, Baldrick, you are, you are stealthing, um, in the shadows of this, you know, immense
hallway, kind of staying on the, and then the sides, hiding through some of the, the,
the abutments and juts that come out of the wall.
Um, Oren, you're, you're slowly advancing forward, really taking a chance to, to look over
everything.
Um, but it's not what you see, as you're perceiving, it's what you hear.
You hear something that just kind of permeates everything.
It's, it's almost inaudible, but as you, you tightly listen, you just hear this bump, bump,
bump, bump, bump, bump, like a heartbeat.
Orton will motion to the rest of the team, kind of, like, motioning with his hand, his wings,
like, it's this way.
I hear it like a, you know, you know, you know, like the sound that goes, yes, I hear
you.
Yeah.
Like, like a heartbeat?
It's, it's like when you find, like, a really good piece of food in your, in your chest area
goes, your heart, you mean?
It's, it's a heartbeat, it's definitely a heartbeat.
Yeah, the booboo.
Orton, do you, do you know what a heart is?
He looks down.
No.
It's, it's okay, buddy, you have one in there.
I don't know how big it is.
It's probably very big relative to its actual size, like, in a metaphorical sense.
Either way, we should give you a biology lesson later when we don't die.
Thurston, what would I roll to determine if Orin has an enlarged heart that could be a
potential, uh, complication later on?
Medicine.
No.
Uh, 21.
Um, you're not exactly sure.
There's some irregularities with the heartbeat compared to a, a normal humanoid, uh, like
a non-birded humanoid.
Um, you, you'd need to cut open to determine more.
Okay, I'm not gonna do that, so, you know.
Okay.
It's all good.
I think I'm gonna be able to, I'd shoot for, I'd shoot for the 20 to figure out that without
having to do that, you know?
Thurston.
Fair.
That's fair.
Yes, Hulky.
You may not cut him open.
I would, no, I'm not gonna cut Orin open, and we're not gonna vivisect him right now.
I would like to make a medicine check to determine if Orin has Cetus and Versus.
Okay.
I'm too dumb to know what that is.
This bit.
Yeah, what's.
I'm so glad you asked and don't know about that, Zorin, because it turns out that there
is a non, a non-insignificant amount of people.
This is a real thing, a real actual condition.
People can just have the internal layout of their organs reversed, and they simply would
not know until they got into surgery and they were opened up.
It's so common that, like, many hospitals are untrained for this.
You just don't know if a person's, like, improperly made until you crack them open.
So Orin may just have a weird internal anatomy that's atypical for astrex.
Give me a medicine check.
I will give you a medicine check.
I'm gonna die in the shadow dimension, dude.
I'm so glad.
27.
Well, no, speaker, bear in mind, this whole bit is taking, like, five seconds to resolve.
Okay, with a 27, Ruhua, you are able to tell that everything is on the right side of Orin's
anatomy.
Do you mean the correct side?
The correct side, yes.
Okay, good.
The entire left half of his body is empty.
Yeah, it's hollow.
It's for him to fit more coconuts over there.
However, as Ruhua, as you start analyzing your friend in depth like this, you two begin
hearing the rhythmic, pounding heartbeat reverberating through everything.
Well, Orin, I have great news for you in that your body is not fucked up and strange
like it could have very well have been.
So everything's where it's supposed to be.
However, I do hear the telltale heartbeat.
And At-Ruhua, now hearing the strange beating of the heart, will take his hand, hold it over
his own chest, and he will cast Vital Beacon for the next minute.
Right?
Sure.
He brought it into the chat.
Boom.
As his core begins to glow with an anarchic lambency.
Okay.
This will help us later if we, well, you'll know it if you need it.
You like glow with Vital Beacon on yourself, just whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like imagine his like jet black core.
It's now glowing with a kind of orange light.
Want to touch your orb?
You don't have to touch my orb.
You can just touch him.
Okay.
Do you want to touch my orb?
Maybe later.
Oren goes through the thumping sound.
As you ponder orbs and continue walking, you look down to see there is someone further
down the hall.
It's really hard to get distance here because it looks as though the hall stretches on for
infinity, but it doesn't, um, you see what appears to be, um, an older man who's struggling
with a door.
Um, he's in robes, like almost like a bathrobe.
Um, he has sort of short, well cut gray hair and he's trying to open a door.
Uh, excuse me.
You know, Oren kind of like bird hops over, like very excitedly, like, are you the one
with the loud heart?
Oh, heart, heart, heart, heart.
Oh, no, no, no, oh, not me, no.
Can you help me with this door?
It's closed.
I don't know why it's closed.
Oh, sure.
Why are you trying to get inside?
Oren starts fiddling with the door.
I don't know.
I think it's important, this door.
Important?
Important, yes.
There'll be a lot of important stuff behind doors, but what do you feel like behind the
door besides just important?
Uh, I don't know.
I, I, something, I'm forgetting.
But when we open it or no.
It's like, wow, Charlie.
Hey, guys, over here.
There's a half-naked man trying to open up a door.
Baldrick is sneaking up.
He's remaining out of sight.
Yeah.
Well, that sounds like a great time.
Ruhua will also follow along to the half-naked man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Vina approaches.
Hello?
It's stuck.
I see.
And do you know at all what's behind it?
Any idea?
You said it's important.
It's important.
I, I'll remember when I open it.
Yeah, but why would you remember when you're open it?
Also, why is your peep this out?
What?
Why are you naked?
I, I, I, I just had to, had to, any, like, the old man kind of turns his, his gaze towards you.
He's got sort of like a, like a rounded top to the head that tapers down.
He's, like, got various ridges, a massive, massive forehead.
Like, the hair doesn't start till the back.
Um, like, almost like a half balding going on.
Um, it's like eyes sort of squint.
Oh, um, huh.
I think I must have woken up for a bit.
I, I'm thinking it's, it's through here and I'll remember.
What's your name, sir?
My, my name, that, that, that's not important.
It might be.
Here, I'm Veena, nice to meet you.
And you are?
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Tanhauser!
Pardon?
Hmm.
Is that, is that not, is that not right?
Um, um, no.
Oh, I'm, uh.
Oren attempts the door.
Okay.
Does it open?
Um, it's, it's kind of stuck.
Um, so, like, so, like, you feel like you could, like, put some, put some back into it, like an athletics type thing.
Or you could, like, try to, like, pick the lock, maybe?
Mr. Rahua?
Yes, Oren?
Rahua, maybe, maybe that's it.
Am I Rahua?
Was that me?
No, no, that's not you.
Oh.
Yes, hello, I am Rahua.
You pass you.
Rahua.
Rahua.
Can you, can you try kicking down the door?
Yeah, sure.
Rahua will try bashing down the door.
Yeah.
Give me an athletics check.
Okay.
That did.
Yeah, here you go.
Wow!
21.
You smack it once, kind of bounce back as you do.
The, the, the old man shudders.
Oh, close, I think.
More.
Yes, close, I think.
It's a very sturdy door
It is
Baldrick, what are you doing during this?
Watching with
Disdain once again
Attaching coring charge
No, I don't have many of those left
I have to save it for something that'll be important
Probably not blowing open this
Man's Alzheimer door
What can I do?
Yeah, I don't really have much I can do here
I don't trust this scenario
Worth a damn
I'll tell you what
Give me a description of what's going on around here
What's this area look like
Beyond just the door and the old
It's basically an endless hall
That you've found yourself in
And there's this door that is off
To your perception
Of left down this hallway
This old man is there
In this sort of bathrobe
Trying to open it with your allies around
You're sort of hidden between
Two of the pillars that rise up
By some of the windows
Right
What's the ceiling look like?
Is it still fine?
Is it still an actual ceiling?
Yeah, it's like
It's a thickened stone ceiling
It's got like
The pillars sort of rise up
And then curve in
Similar to some of the artwork
We have on the screen
But as you look
It kind of takes on a strange shape
You can actually give me a perception check on that
Okay, I'll do that for you
Perception
Go
Eh, 17
There's something very
Like odd and familiar
About the architecture here
But you're not able to quite piece it together
Alright
In that case
He's just gonna like
He's gonna probe the perimeter
As far as he'll go
But he's gonna explore a little bit
Without getting too far away from the party
Yeah, sure, sure, sure
So you can still keep
Using your stealth check
And carry on a bit forward
To keep looking down
As you do that
Oh no, you don't have to make a new one
We'll keep your old
Your 35 there
Because that was really solid
So you've never really broken it yet
So back to the door
Could you
Could you try again?
We can do it together
Mr. Hua
I'll try to do like
A wind gust and stuff
And you can try another kick
Sure
Actually, you know what
I think my
My pick might be a little bit better
Than my leg
Let's try it
Let's
Let's tag team the door
Alright
So Oren
Oren asked the man to
Step back real quick
Oh yeah, of course
Of course
He's like
Stand back real quick
And he'll cast
Gale Blast
To try to basically
Push the door open
As Rahua tries to smack it
Okay
Hey, give me
Give me another athletics check
Okay
I learned this one
When breaking into a home
Three years ago
What?
So with the wind-powered push
There
There's like
The man like
Kind of his eyes go wide
There's this
This like
Moment of recollection
As he stares
And he's like
You tamper with things
You do not understand
And as that happens
The pick smashes through
Just enough to make a hole
And as that hole happens
Like the door
Almost begins to implode
Like it's being sucked
Through the other side
It looks like
Almost a piece of paper
That's being crinkled up
And then sucked through
And the man
He gasps slightly
And then says
Not mine
And could everyone
Give me a fortitude save
Baldrick
You can give me
A fortitude save
With a plus four bonus
Oh, okay
Oh, shucks
Alright
Oren rolled a
Seven
You knocked my dice
Over to be on a one
Fortitude save
For a total of 22
Okay
I got a
32 total
On mine
I got a 17
For a total of 33
Uh, 37
Okay
Oren
You find yourself
Sucked
Into this doorway
Uh, the rest of you
Are able to like
Hold on
But there is just
A black maw
That is sucking
Everything into it
From this doorway
Can I quickly
Try to grab
Oren's wrist?
Um, you can give me
A reflex save
But if it doesn't go well
That might reduce
Your chances
Of being stable
Vina
Can I assist?
Because I'm like
Right there with him
You too can give me
A reflex save
Vina
I will give you
A reflex save
Uh, 27
Okay
Okay
Bonus to this
No
Rukuba
Rukuba
Vina
There we go
There we go
Like there's this moment
As Tree grabs
Or
As Vina grabs
Oren
And then Tree
Grabs Vina
Uh, you're able to like
Clutch on
Uh, holding tightly
Uh, before
There's like a
Clam of wind
And all of you
Are hurled back
Uh, against the
Opposite wall
Uh, as
And then where the
Door was
Is just stone
Huh
I don't think
We were supposed
To open that
Door
The old man
Is now shuffling
Away
Hey
What was that for?
There's another
There's another
Door over here
No, no, no
Let's
Let's not open
More of these
Doors
That lead to
Black holes
This one
This one
This one
I think is
Oh, it's open
It can open
He's like
Sticking his hand
Out towards
The knob
Kind of turning it
Should we just
Let him get
Sucked in?
No, I feel
Like he's
Possibly
Important
Could it be
Wait
Hold on
Do we have any
Reference for what
Cayman might look
Like?
Uh, actually
Do we?
Have we seen
Like portraits of him?
No
Oh
Not in his house
Nope
We wouldn't know
We wouldn't know
If it was him or not
Remember the one time
You looked at a portrait
It kind of fucked with you
So then
You actually made it
A point of not looking
At portraits of that
That's after that
Wait
Wait
Uh
Old
Old bald man
Come back
Hold on
This door opens
And like
You see him
Open a door
And step through
But like
He's slightly
Further away
So you can't see
What's in the door
Am I any closer
To him
Than they are?
Yes
You would
You could
Probably peek
And take a look
Um
It looks to be
Like a
A stone chamber
Um
With some light
Sort of coming
Into it
But it's
It's at a weird angle
You're not seeing much
I'm gonna inch
Towards it
Quietly
Okay
And
When I am close enough
I presume he's going
To shut the door
Behind him
Right
Uh
No
As you inch towards
What you see
Is something that
Kind of takes you
Aback
There is
A jail cell
Specifically
A jail cell
That you have
Been in
Several times
Before
Oh my god
And on the
Ground
Of that jail cell
Is Tannhauser
On the floor
Family guy
He's kind of
You can tell
He's groggily
Coming to
Um
His grappling
Hook
Is on the ground
Beside him
Tanny
What happened
I was on
An airship
Oh shit
For real
Yes for real
But for fake
Also
I'll groggily
Get up
Rub my
Rub my forehead
He was all
Rotten
Everyone on the
Airship
Were rotten
Skeleton
Pirates
With fake
Guns
They were
Surrounding me
I took
I took
My grappling
Hook
I tried
To repel
To the
Crow's nest
To try
To put
Distance
Between myself
And the
Foe
And then
When I
Came to
Oh
This fucking
Place again
I do not
Like
The
Declan
Estate
Is there
Anything else
In this
Thing
This
Chamber
Besides
Tannhauser
Well
Tannhauser
As you
Sort of
Get up
Like
You can
See
There's
A door
In the
Wall
That
Leads
Out
But
Then
You can
See
That
The
Cell
Door
Of
The
Cell
You're
In
Is
Open
And
There
Is
An
Hunched
Man
In
A
In
A
Bathrobe
Shuffling
Towards
The
End
Of
The
Hall
And
He
Seems
To
Open
Another
Door
And
Travel
Through
It
You
See
That
Guy
On
Your
Airship
No
Who
Is
He
Well
He
Opened
A
Door
That
Tried
To
Eat
Us
So
He
Doesn't
Seem
To
Remember
Who
He
Is
He
Introduced
Himself
As
Tannhauser
Well
He's
Not
I'm
Tannhauser
Are
You
Sure
Yes
I'm
Sure
Who
Else
Would
I
Be
Or
Pokes
Tannhauser
With
His
Staff
Like
Yeah
See
Something
The
Real
Tannhauser
Would
Say
Revolution
Ah
That's
Him
Yes
Yeah
That's
Actually
Tannhauser
That
That
Was
Really
Easy
Or
Hugs
Tannhauser
I
Thought
You
Did
I
Return
The
Hug
But
I
Won't
Show
Any
Emotion
I
Will
Just
Return
The
Hug
And
Pat
Him
He
Just
Stands
Stiltly
Looking
Straight
Forward
Just
Patting
But
There's
Like
A
Single
Tear
Still
Angry
Eyebrows
But
Just
Like
Very
Comforting
Body
Language
But
The
Head
Has
Moved
At
All
Looking
Like
Straight
Forward
Everybody
Else
He
Stands
Up
Hugging
Orrin
It
Just
Turns
Into
A
Headlock
No
No
I
Would
Never
Do
That
To
My
Boy
My
Bird
Boy
He's
My
Boy
Orrin
Checks
On
Tannhauser
Make
Sure
He
Has
No
Wounds
Or
Anything
Did
You
Get
Hurt
At
All
You
Just
Pats
I
Don't
Believe
So
Just
A
Bit
Of
Scrap
Perhaps
I
Don't
Have
Any
Debilitating
Conditions
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Beyond
What
You
Would
Have
Had
No
No
Scurvy
No
No
Rot
Scurvy
Well
Just
In
Case
Orrin
Takes
Out
Some
Leeches
Put
One
Of
These
Leeches
On
You
All
Right
And
I'll
Put
A
Leech
On
My
Forehead
It
Just
That
Should
Help
Heal
Up
Any
Minor
Wounds
All
Right
I'll
Take
A
Point
Of
Damage
From
The
Leech
And
It'll
Just
Slowly
Grow
More
And
More
Swollen
As
The
Adventure
Continues
The
The
Leech
Is
Your
Backup
Character
Yes
Alpha
Busa
Why'd
You
Get
In
Here
Resident
Evil
Zero
I'm
Very
Lightheaded
Maybe
I
Should
Have
More
Leeches
It
Takes
The
Leech
Now
You
Eat
It
You
You
Take
What
It
Takes
You
Keep
What
You
Kill
Where
Did
You
Go
To
Medical
School
Orrin
The
Forest
I'll
Eat
The
Leech
Baldrick
Is
Trying
To
Move
The
Story
Forward
I
Will
Follow
Baldrick
As
He
Moves
The
Story
Forward
That's
A
Good
Idea
Here's
Another
Leech
I'm
Glad
You're
Okay
Mr.
Tenhauser
But
He
Looks
Around
The
Jail
Cell
Everyone
Like
Mr.
Baldrick
Do you
Find
A
Way
Out
Of
Here
I'm
Hidden
No
One
Sees
Me
Our
Best
Bet
Might
Honestly
Be
To
Follow
That
Guy
We
Might
As
Well
It
Seems
As
If
We're
Not
Getting
Out
Of
This
Place
Unless
We
Play
By
Its
Rules
Yeah
Baldrick
Will
Be
Trying
To
Tail
The
Old
Man
As
Best
He
Can
Will
Follow
Indeed
Yeah
You
Continue
On
Towards
Another
Door
Which
Is
Open
It
Seems
To
Seems
To
Have
A
Bit
Of
Fog
Oh
No
Yeah
Like
Like
A
Gray
Sort
Of
Foggy
Area
Now
Everyone
Calm
Down
Just
Because
A
Door
Has
Fog
In
It
Doesn't
Mean
That
There's
Going
To
Be
Some
Sort
Of
Hideous
Boss
Fight
On
It
Does
Does
Not
Mean
That
It
Happened
The
Last
Time
You're
All
Being
Paranoid
I
Cast
Stone
Skin
On
Myself
Yeah
Exactly
Can
We
Get
Some
Buffs
Going
Okay
Can
I
Get
A
Haste
The
Real
Question
Um
As
I
I
I
I
I'll
Go
With
The
Vina
Or
Go
With
The
Vina
And
Be
Like
I
I'll
Get
You
Haste
It
Like
Mr
Tanhauser
What
I
Forgot
How
To
Cast
Haste
What
Do
You
Mean
You
Forgot
How
To
Cast
Haste
I
Don't
Remember
The
Words
I
Don't
Remember
The
Thing
The
Spell
Do
You
Remember
To
Cast
Haste
You
Have
To
Say
Words
Of
Of
Course
I
Remember
I
How
Do
I
Yeah
And
I'll
Hand
Vina
My
Potion
Of
Quickness
So
As
As
You
If
You
Drink
It
Orin
Will
At
The
Same
Time
Just
Go
Like
Ha
And
Then
Just
Try
To
Cast
Haste
On
You
And
But
I
Guess
He'll
Think
He
Succeeded
Beautiful
Wow
Good
Job
Orin
Wow
Thanks
I
Have
A
Quick
Question
What's
The
Potion
Of
Quickness
Do
Haste
For
A
Minute
Yeah
Okay
In
That
Case
I'm
Also
I'm
Really
Just
Gonna
Pass
Vina
Two
Things
Quietly
Just
Into
Her
Hands
And
She's
Gonna
Be
Like
Where
Did
These
Come
From
Where
Those
Come
From
You
Are
Given
A
Quicksilver
Mutagen
And
A
Cheetah's
Elixir
Oh
Shit
I'm
Getting
So
Much
Juice
I
Need
To
Post
This
Somehow
How
Do
I
Make
It
Appear
In
The
In
The
Chat
Again
Thurston
How
Do
I
Put
It
In
My
Inventory
Let
Me
Check
Here
One
Second
Wait
That
Would
Be
The
War
Hams
PCs
I
Don't
Want
Them
We
Don't
Want
That
No
I
Want
We
Can
Bring
Them
Here
Anyway
It's
True
Yeah
Can
Bring
Them
For
Backup
Just
Play
Two
People
At
The
Same
Time
Oh
Wait
They're
Level
Five
They're
Gonna
Fucking
Die
One
Of
Them
Is
Already
Dead
True
I
Think
If
You
Click
The
Use
Button
Will
That
Make
It
Show
Up
In
Chat
Don't
Do
The
Use
Button
Consume
It
Are
You
Trying
To
Display
It
In
Chat
You
Click
The
Left
There
Okay
Elixir
Lesser
Greater
Or
Moderate
Greater
Greater
That's
Great
You
Gain
A
Plus
Ten
Foot
Status
Bonus
To
Your
Speed
For
One
Hour
And
Then
The
Quick
Silver
Mutagen
Moderate
Greater
Lesser
Greater
Moderate
Moderate
I
Will
Remove
The
Quick
The
Cheetah's
Elixir
From
My
Thing
Introduce
My
Quicksilvers
To
One
And
Then
It's
The
Potion
Of
Quickness
Vina
Goes
Very
Fast
We
Giving
Her
All
The
Powerful
Cocaine
Fuck
Yeah
Orn
Will
Spin
His
Actual
Haste
Spell
Go
Like
I
Know
How
To
Do
It
Now
He
Will
Go
Hmm
And
How's
You're
Gonna
Get
Yourself
Right
With
With
With
With
With
Haste
No
I
Don't
Have
Haste
Okay
He
Will
Whoop
To
Tannhauser
Ah
Thank
You
There
You
Go
So
He'll
Cast
Haste
On
You
He
Will
His
Other
Spells
Are
Nothing
But
Heal
And
He
Will
Call
For
Gorgamonger
So
He
Can
Just
Walk
Gorgamonger
Now
Be
Out
Prime
Ready
He's
All
Healed
Up
And
Stuff
So
That
Is
Much
Preparation
Actually
Uh
Oren
Will
Go
Around
To
Everyone's
Weapons
And
Cast
Mossy
Weapon
On
Them
Nice
I
Will
Go
To
Venus
Weapon
And
I
Will
Cast
Ghostly
Weapon
On
It
It
It's
Gonna
Be
Really
Funny
If
This
Isn't
A
Boss
Room
Oh
He's
So
Upset
Won't
There
Be
Egg
On
Well
Luckily
My
Fucking
Mutagems
Last
For
A
While
So
You
Know
That's
True
I'm
Gonna
Go
Ahead
And
As
Tanhauser
Is
Going
To
Vina
Rahua
Is
Going
To
Go
To
Tanhauser
Just
Coughing
A
Bit
Sorry
It's
All
Good
Rahua
Is
Going
To
Stick
His
Ethereal
Fingers
Into
Tanhauser
A
Little
Bit
What
Are
You
Doing
I'm
Helping
You
Shut
Up
We're
The
Right
Right
Now
Hulky
Word
That
Better
Right
Now
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Be
Real
I
Don't
Think
What
You
Said
To
Me
Was
English
You'll
Have
To
Say
It
Again
Word
That
To
Me
Better
Right
Now
I'm
Going
To
Stab
My
Fingers
Into
Tanhauser's
Flesh
Thank you
That's
Better
Thank you
It's
Better
Than
Inserting
Your
Fingers
Into
Tanhauser
Fan
Artists
Don't
Fan
Artists
Don't
Winks
We're
Not
Gonna
We
Can't
Stop
Them
You
Know
We
Can't
Stop
Them
Friggin
Sweet
Are
We
All
Are
We
All
Buffed
I'm
Gonna
Drink
I'm
Gonna
Drink
My
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Now
Just
So
I
Can
Have
It
I'm
Gonna
Save
Drinking
The
Potion
For
The
Start
Of
Battle
What's
Up
The
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Does
That
Provide
Quicken
Or
Is
That
A
Different
Status
It
Gives
A
Plus
Two
Item
Bonus
Acrobatics
Stealth
Checks
Thievery
Checks
Reflex
And
Dexterity
Based
Attack
Rules
And
You
Gain
An
Additional
Plus
Ten
Foots
To
Hey
Thirsten
Actually
I just
Realized
Something
Does
That
Mean
That
Odo
Is
Now
Getting
A
Plus
No
This
Bonuses
Of
The
Same
Type
Don't
Stack
Yeah
So
I
Will
Probably
Well
Then
Shit
Actually
Don't
Drink
That
Drink
The
Cheetah
Elixir
Just
Give
Or
Because
Tannhauser
Is
Going
To
Be
Hasted
I
Mean
So
The
Full
Bonus
Helps
Me
If
I
Need
Battlefield
Medicine
Yeah
Give
It
To
Give
It
To
I
Was
Like
Well
Maybe
It
Stacks
Can
I
Just
Drop
It
On
You
Whenever
We
Get
In
There
I
Can
Put
The
Effect
On
Me
You
Can
Just
Do
It
Now
Honestly
Because
It
Last
An
Hour
Yeah
I
Have
The
Effect
I
Very
Helpful
Will
Alive
The
Longest
I
I
I
I
I'm
Here
To
Take
Shit
And
Give
Out
Healing
But
You
Gotta
Stay
Alive
Yeah
Now
I
Can
Move
Feet
That's
Pretty
Good
Uh
Yeah
I'll
Do
The
Potion
Of
Quickness
First
And
Then
The
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Later
And
Just
For
Reference
I
Use
Juvenile
Flight
It
Goes
Once
Per
Day
I
Would
Look
To
Thurston
And
Go
Would
That
Would
You
Allow
That
To
Be
Up
Again
Or
Will
It
Be
Expired
I'll
Allow
It
To
Be
Up
Okay
Oh
God
This
Really
Isn't
A
Boss
Room
This
Is
Just
Like
Yes
I
Will
Piss
Off
The
Players
Here
In
A
Couple
Seconds
Rahua
Is
Going
To
Flex
His
Exoskeleton
Manifest
Some
Wonderful
Little
Orange
Crystals
And
Flowing
Anarchic
Energies
As
He
Manifests
Soulforge
Armin
On
His
Body
And
His
Shield
She
Has
And
Never
Fucking
Uses
Cool
Arcane
Cascade
Fuck
You
Arcane
Cascade
Okay
I think
We're all
Pretty
Much
Buffed
Up
And
Ready
To
Go
Thurston
I
Don't
Got
Much
More
I
Can
Produce
Oh
Wait
Zorrin
Am I
Sorry
Zorrin
Did
You
Cast
Haste
On
Me
Is
That
What
That
Uh
I
Cast
I
Cast
Haste
Drink
The
Quicksilver
I'm
Gonna
Drink
The
Potion
Gotcha
You
Got
The
Potion
I
Did
Haste
On
Tanhauser
Okay
So
Be sure
To
Drag
Those
Buffs
Onto
Your
Character
Sheet
Cause
You
Don't
See
Your
Token
They'll
Apply
It
On
It
Yep
Stepping
Through
The
Gate
Indeed
Can
I
Stealth
Through
The
Gate
Thurston
You
Can
Absolutely
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Do
That
Because
I'm
Just
Gonna
Do
That
There's
No
Active
Encounters
I'm
Just
Gonna
Have
To
Do
Still
I'm
Gonna
Backflip
Through
The
Gate
So
I
Can
Use
Acrobatics
For
My
Initiative
Okay
Can
Just
Build
Panache
Through
The
Gate
Imagine
You
Know
How
Slow
Like
The
Character
Goes
Through
The
Gate
In
Dark
Souls
Imagine
You
Like
You
Backflip
And
You
Like
Slowly
Backflip
Through
The
Gate
All
Right
All
Right
Chat
Well
It's
The
Most
Epic
Boss
Fight
In
History
Don't
Do
It
We're
Gonna
Fight
Old
Man
Wither
Welcome
Back
Gil
Oh no
It's
Loading
Oh no
Fuck
Oh
No
We're
Back in
The
Solitude
God
Dammit
No
Not
The
Fucking
Solitude
No
It is
A good
Thing
I
Didn't
Drink
That
Potion
Yet
You
You
Take
Your
First
Sloshing
Steps
Into
The
Rainy
Swamplands
Explode
In
The
Far
Distance
You
See
An
Old
Man
Trudging
Through
The
Area
Can
Everyone
Give
Me
A
Will
Save
Please
Okay
Oh no
Wilbur's
Save
Gives
Me
A
Okay
Oh
That was
Almost
A 19
That's
For
May
Okay
Oren
Got
A
Seven
On
The
Die
For
A
Total
Of
Wow
Okay
Both of
You
Got
Resolve
That's
Very
Useful
I
Got
A
I
Got
A
Nine
Die
For
A
Total
Of
Okay
Rahua
Yeah
As you
And your
Allies
Step
Through
You
You
See
Something
Different
Just
Give
Me
A
Moment
Here
Um
Cause
When
You
Walk
Through
Whilst
Everyone
Sees
The
Swamp
And
You
Also
See
The
Swamp
To
A
Degree
As
You
Step
Through
The
The
Area
Seems
To
Take
On
A
Different
Appearance
For
You
Um
I
Am
Going
To
Pull
Just
You
To
This
Scene
Oh
Oh
Polky
Oh
And
Then
I'm
Going
To
To
Show
You
The
Thing
That
You
See
Oh
Gosh
Where
The
Old
Man
Is
Standing
Probably
About
Ish
Feet
Away
Here
Um
Yeah
Give
Me
Just
One
Sec
Here
Um
You
Should
Wait
Um
Okay
I
Think
This
Will
Show
To
You
You
See
That
Okay
Okay
You
Got
I
Got
It
All
Right
So
Yeah
So
All
Of
You
Come
Out
In
The
Swamp
You're
Just
Like
What
The
What
The
What
The
And
Rahua
How
Do
You
React
To
What
You
Are
Seeing
Oh
Well
I
Have
Good
News
Bad
News
And
Possibly
Worse
News
What
It
Looks
Like
Solitude
The
Good
News
Is
That
We're
Not
In
The
Solitude
Uh-huh
The
Bad
News
Is
That
We've
Found
The
Man
Of
The
House
And
And as
You say
That
Everyone
Else
You
Start
To
See
The
Solitude
Begin
To
Wash
Away
It's
Like
The
Rain
That's
Falling
From
The
Sky
Is
Literally
Peeling
Back
Like
A
Painting
That's
Being
Rubbed
Off
Until
You
Find
Yourselves
In
An
Immense
Stone
Chamber
Um
With
A
Circular
Indentation
In
The
Floor
Um
About
Feet
Or
So
Ahead
Of
You
Um
And
As
You
You
See
This
You
All
Also
See
Um
At
The
Far
End
Of
The
Wall
About
Feet
Away
Something
Embedded
On
The
Wall
It's
A
It's
A
Stone
Face
Like
The
Many
Faces
Of
Outset
But
Unlike
The
Faces
Of
Outset
This
One
Has
Features
The
Same
Features
As
The
Old
Man
You
Just
Saw
In
The
Hall
Um
And
The
Old
Man
Face
Is
Pulled
Back
In
A
Scream
In
A
Face
That's
Maybe
Feet
Wide
On
On
The
Far
End
Of
The
Of
The
Area
I'm
Going to
Get
All
Of
You
To
Please
Rule
Initiative
Everyone
But
Rahua
Whatever
Skill
You're
Using
You're
Going
To
Take
A
Minus
Four
Circumstance
Penalty
As
You
Kind
Of
Cope
With
The
Reality
Here
I
Rolled
A
Stealth
To
Get
In
Here
Is
That
Going
To
Be
Mine
I'll
Use
That
I'll
Just
Apply
The
Minus
It'll
So
You
Said
Minus
Four
Yeah
Okay
Sorry
For
Some
Reason
Foundry
Is
Goofing
On
Don't
Let
It
Goof
On
You
That's
Not
Good
Orange
Initiative
I rolled
A
The
Minus
Four
For
A
Total
Of
Cool
For
Rekua
I rolled
A
Die
For
Total
Of
I'm
Sorry
Total
Of
I
Can't
Do
Math
This
Is
What
It
Totals
Out
To
Be
Awesome
And
It's
A
Minus
Four
Initiative
Minus
Four
Yeah
Just
Because
Of
The
Failed
Save
Here
To
Start
Makes
Sense
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
You
Got
The
Virus
Mamma
Mia
Oh
Yeah
Thirst
And
It
Didn't
Actually
Apply
Any
Of
The
Things
I
Drank
Onto
Me
Yeah
You
Have
To
Manually
Drag
The
Effects
Onto
Your
Token
So
If
You
Just
Scroll
Up
In
Chat
They
Should
Be
In
There
All
Right
So
Tan
Hauser
My
Good
Friend
My
Amigo
Yeah
How
You
Doing
You
Think
So
Okay
You
Get
A
Feeling
Let's
Let's
See
What
Our
Patrons
Have
Um
Oh
Dear
Hmm
Hmm
All
Right
Patrons
Why do I get the boss
And I think Legends of the Hidden Temple
I don't know
You must now go to the cathedral of Huggabal and find the monkey staff
Oh my god
Where is the monkey staff
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
I'm gonna use this one
This one's from
Rowey
It's called
Inverted
Controls
Uh oh
Interesting
Um
Yeah
Something
Goes haywire
In
Tannhauser's
Systems
Um
I will remember this
Okay
Um
So here is the immense chamber
You see the
The face
On the opposite wall
Um
As you kind of
Come into this chamber
Um
I should describe it a bit more
There is like
Um
Plinths that go up to a ceiling
That is high above
At least
At least
80 feet
Maybe higher
But it goes into pure darkness
Up above
Um
As you
As you kind of come in
And see all of this
You can see that the pillars
Support a room
That up ahead
Has stained glass windows
That overlook a large circular
Indentation in the floor
Um
And then you see the
The sort of face
That is jutting out of the wall
The face itself
Is actually
Um
Like
Vertically aligned
I just have it
Jutting out that five feet
To represent
Sort of where it's
Butting out from the wall
Um
But the token there
Just represents it
Kind of emerging
From the wall
Its mouth is open
In a
Rictus style scream
Rahua
You can go first
Absolutely
Uh
Thirsten
Can I also
Ask to have
Off guard
And will eyes
Remove from me
As they've been allied
Since three months ago
No
No
I will not
Allow this
Okay
Why
Why are you so needy
Makes a good point
Fine
You're no longer
Grabbed
Why do you want to play
Why do you want to play
The game
Idiot
Yeah
It's done
Thank you
Rahua will
Step forward
Uh
Master
Cademan
We've come
To seek
An audience
With you
Are you still
With us
The
Rictus scream
Statue
Does not seem
To reply
That was
One action
To move forward
You have two left
That is excellent
Oh
Oh dear
Uh
Tell you what
Rahua's gonna start
Using the remaining actions
That he has to move
Not there instead
But we're just gonna move
There
A little
Yeah
Okay
I'm gonna try and get
Out of the direct light
Of
Whatever he
Could be
Or whatever
He sent across the room
I don't feel like
Standing in one place
Is going to be
Beautiful
Okay
Okay
Sounds uh
Sounds good
Sounds good
I like it
I like it
Alright that's gonna be
Your go
Yep
Alright
Oren you're up
Oren will look at
Gorgamonger
And uh
He's like
Come on buddy
Wee
Yeah
Wee
Oren
Seeing this
Vast chamber
In front of him
I'm like
I'm talking like
Just for podcasts
There's about like
What is it
Like
130 something feet
Yeah
It's a big room
Yeah
Is this face
For who has
Kind of come up
By one of these pillars
And
Oren
Will
Be cautious enough
They're gonna step up
Near the inner
This big inner circle
That's near this room
And he'll instruct
Gorgamonger
To come up with him
Okay
That's for majority
Of his
Uh
Some of his actions
It's been one of those actions
To do that
But he will also
Uh
Anticipate
Uh
What might be happening
So he will look
To one point into the ground
30 feet near him
And he will cast
Healing well
He will look near
The inner part
Of the circle
And he'll kind of
Put his hands together
And he will cast
This one center point
In there
To kind of go
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And he's like
Well guys
If anything happens
Just
Just touch that
And
You'll be able
To get healed
And what healing well
Does
Like you call forth
The well of healing
That you and your allies
Can draw from later
The well appears
As a disc
Of shimmering light
To the ground
In a square you touch
Uh
Well it says
30 feet
Yeah
Range 30 feet
That's weird
Uh
Square your touch
At any time
During the duration
If you and your ally
Are adjacent to the well
The character can interact
To tap into the well's power
Recovering 48 hit points
And the well has been tapped
Five times
The spell ends
The well is made
Of energy
Did it all
That other stuff
Use the ability
To increase the amount
Healing yeah
It's fine
So
That's just for context
Of everybody
And I'm gonna put it
If you could help me
Thurston by putting
A little uh
Thing there
I'll put it right
In this area
On that square
Okay one sec
You can just put
Like a little
Just
Indicator
I can get you
I see the square
Give me one sec
Here
Whoa
Anybody remember
Like I think
It was like
Burning Crusade
World of Warcraft
Remember that
Like well of light
Priest had
Oh yeah
I was imagining that
Yeah
Think of it like that
Yeah that could work out
So I'm gonna
Pop that out
That'll be the end
Of Ornn's turn
Game paused
Game paused
Sorry
Okay
Oh
Okay cool
Baldrick you're up
Using all of my movement
Let's see
This would be
30 normally
Because I have
Like 20
Wait what's my move
Normally
Shit
I thought we're quickened
If you've done movement
Potentially
I know
Oh the quicken
Just gives you
The extra action
So I actually have
30 in total
Good
Wanted to verify that
So I can actually
Move 90
What I'm gonna do
Is I'm gonna move
60 to there
If you can move me
There Thurston
I have an idea
Oh sorry
To where
Sorry
You should be able
To move your token
Right
Well no
The issue is
Is like
When I try to
Map it out
It doesn't show up
Never mind
Doesn't matter
Alright
So I move to
About there
And Baldrick
Notices light
Pouring in from
Over here
Yes
What am I looking
At
It's a stained
Glass
Depiction
That
As you look
At it
You can tell
It's like
It's a stylized
Image
But it looks
To be wrong
Do you have
Religion at all
You know
Me
No
It's untrained
You can give me
An untrained check
For it
I'll do
Untrained
Improvisation
Heck yeah
There you go
Means I have
A plus 10 at it
Well yeah
Roll it up
Get a
Yeah it's like
The symbol of
The first house
But it's just
Been like
Garbled
Like it went
Through like
Four AI
Generators
Like it's
Wrong
It's
It's
It's like
An interpretation
Of it from
Someone who was
Told how to
How to
To make it
And then
Did it wrong
Anyways
Okay
Uh
I think that's
All I can do
Uh
Will you move
Because how far
That was all
Your move
To get there
It was two moves
To get there
And then I
Checked
I looked at
Yeah no no
I wouldn't
Count that
Like I'm not
Making you
Recall knowledge
For that so
The light
Coming from it
Yeah
Can I make
A check
To determine
If it looks
Safe to be in
Um
It
It's not
Doing anything
Unnatural
So
Good enough
For me
For now
I guess
I'm gonna
Move 30
Forward
Sure
To
There
I'm still
Stealth as far
As I know
Right
Yep
Absolutely
Good
And
Okay
Time for face
Yeah
Oh
He's gonna
Shoot a beam
The big face
Rahua
Wait
That's the wrong
Character
Um
The face
First of all
Okay
Uh
First of all
It
Um
Unleashes
Like a
A scream
But the sound
Of the scream
Is unnatural
Like
It's
It's like
A weird
Reverberating
Um
Like
Almost like
A dubstep
Through the air
But the air
Ripples around it
It flies out
Towards Gorgamong
Munger
Oh
Um
Oh
Yeah
Critical Gorg
So
Just give me
One sec
Here
I have to
Update a thing
Gorgamonger
Turns into a
Black hole
And goes
Oh
And disappears
Oh
Oh no
Gorgamonger
Uh
Takes
60 points
Of damage
Ah
Um
And like
Like you see
Like Gorgamonger's
Head goes
Back
And like
Blood
Starts coming out
Through the
Through
Through like
Teeth
Um
Like even
It's like
Wooden
Wooden
Eyes
Start to
Some
Wood
Like
Bleed a bit
There's like
This
This
Pressure
It's
Thrashing
Gorgamonger's
Thrashing
Its head
All of you
See this
Um
And as
This happens
Along the
Sort of
Path of that
There's like
A crackle
In the
Air
Um
And what
Ends up
Happening
Is like
A cloud
Appears
Further
Up north
It
Crackles
Um
With stormy
Energies
It looks
Like a
Almost like
A black
Cloud
That just
Appears
Out of
Nowhere
But there's
Electricity
In it
And as
You focus
On that
That appears
You can
See the
Sort of
Bath
Robed
Um
Like
Man
Inside
This
Cloud
And you
Just hear
This
I see
You
I see
You
You
Shouldn't
Be
Here
Um
And that's
Whatever the
Hell this
Things go
Uh
Tanhauser
Okay
This is all
Horrifying
Um
I am
Going to
Let's see
I am in
My arcane
Cascade
So I do
Get my
Additional
So I believe
That puts my
Movement
At 35
I can
Come to
Here
Um
And let's
See how
Far away
Is
Uh
Stonehead
Stonehead
Is
Feet
Away
It's a
Long way
Um
Okay
So that
That beam
That happened
Do I get
The sense
That uh
Your friend
And mine
Stone man
Had to like
Aim that
Beam
Um
You're
Like it was
Clear
Like did
Some kind
Of focus
On gorgamonger
Okay
Um
I am
Going
To uh
I spent
One action
To stride
I'm going
To activate
Um
My
Uh
Nanite
Trout
Yeah
And I'm
Going to
Give myself
Um
Uh
Uh
Uh
Concealment
Okay
So that way
Hopefully
If I am
Targeted
I can
Uh
Dodge tank
And that's
All my actions
Okay
Cool
That will
Bring us
To Veena
The Fast
The Fast
Veena
The Swift
Veena
The Fast
Uh
Well first
I have got
To uh
Down
That
Potion
The Potion
So I'm going
My potions
Are too powerful
For you
Stop
That's what
The head
Looks like
To me now
All right
Uh yeah
I'm going
To uncork
Potion
Of quickness
And down
It with
Uh
Frightening
Party girl
Speed
Yep
Um
Oh it didn't
Give me the
Status
Yeah you have
To drag it
On
You have to
Drag it
On
The status
Has to get
Dragged
On to you
That's all
I can
One sec
One sec
One sec
I got you
I got you
Drink this
Silver goop
That hurts
You
I
I don't
Think I
Can I
Double up
On the
Potion
Of quickness
And the
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Quicksilver
Does up
Things other
Than the
Potion
Of quickness
Yeah
Oh
I thought
I couldn't
Double up
Oh no
You can
Because one
Of them
Increases
Your move
Speed
One of
Them just
Gives you
The extra
Action
Right
Correct
Oh
I guess
I should
Have downed
Them both
Before the
Fight
Then
Oopsie
Yeah
That's
Why I
Downed
Mine
If
You
If
You
Want
I
Can
Okay
I'm
Actually
Gonna
Do you
Want
Like
Do you
Want to
Just say
I'll say
You downed
It
You'd
Know how
The potions
Work
So
Oh
Sure
Which
One was
That
That was
The
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Correct
Here I
Think I
Can
Where do
I drag
It
Just onto
My token
There you
Go
There it
Go
You took
A little
Bit of
Damage
But that's
Just how
Yeah
That's
How it
Works
That's
Okay
Sick
Nasty
My
Movement
Speed
Is now
Ridiculous
So
Yeah
First action
I downed
The potion
Second action
I'm going
To
I would
Like to
Take
Kind of
A running
Leap
Into the
Air
Okay
To get
Some panache
Hell yeah
Do a flip
Over
Gorgamonger
As you
Travel
Oh yeah
And could
I
Could I
Yeah
Could I
Do that
With my
Movement
Jumping
Into the
Air
Yeah so
So you're
Just doing
Like an
Acrobatics
Check as
You're kind
Of
Himmying
About is
Your plan
Here I'm
Guess
And you
Get bonuses
To acrobatics
Because of
The
Quicksilver
Wow
Yeah
Yeah
You know
What I
Would allow
You to
Effectively
Do like a
Tumbley
Through
Type
Thing in
The
Air
That's
Fine
Yeah
So I
Will go
Ahead
And do
That
Seems
Cinematic
So fuck
Yeah
So I'll
Just move
My movement
Speed
Depending on
If I
Flub this
Or not
I
Didn't
Flub that
With a
No
You'll
You'll
Move
Half
Speed
For the
First
One
That
That'd
Be
The
Only
Thing
So
Okay
Half
Speed
For the
First
One
You'll
Still
Get
Panache
You're
Kind
Of
Doing
A
Cool
Like
Rep
And
Then
You
Can
Move
Regular
For
The
Rest
So
Oh
That'd
Be
Feet
Would
Be
My
Half
Move
And
As I'm
In the
Air
I'm
Going to
Spend
My
Last
Two
Actions
To
Pop
Wings
Of
Air
Fun
Play
Effect
Yay
There
It
Goes
Cool
So
Veena's
Just
Going to
Take
A
Running
Leap
Kind
Of
Vaulting
Off
That
Pillar
There
And
Above
Gorgomonger
Just
Going to
Snap
Out
These
Two
Big
Wings
That
Look
To
Be
Forged
Of
Cloudy
Matter
And
That's
Just
Going to
Be
My
Turn
Okay
Can
You
Move
Anymore
Or
Wings
Of
Air
Was
Two
Actions
Oh
Gotcha
Gotcha
Okay
Cool
It
If
If
If
If
You
Right
Click
On
Your
Token
There's
A
Little
Thing
In
The
Top
Left
Just
Under
The
Torch
Icon
That
You
Can
Set
Your
Height
To
So
It'll
Just
Let
Us
Know
How
High
Up
You
Are
So
So
So
You're
Like
Flying
Above
Gorgomonger
Getting
Ready
Okay
Perfect
Round
Two
Rahua
Rahua
Will
Continue
To
Move
Towards
The
Other
Side
Of
The
Arena
Around
The
Circular
Inintation
But
In
Doing
So
Because
He
Has
Soulforged
Armor
He
Will
Begin
Levitating
Upwards
Spend
Five
Feet
To
Start
Hovering
Five
Feet
Up
The
Ground
I'm
Not
Moving
My
Actor
That
Many
And
Rahua
Will
Respond
To
The
Mental
Projection
Of
Caidman
Yes
I
Know
We're
Not
Supposed
To
Be
Here
But
It
Isn't
Exactly
Easy
To
Get
In
Touch
With
You
With
How
Much
Is
Above
We
Would
Like
To
Avoid
Any
Unpleasant
Ness
If
The
Crackling
Energy
Seems
To
Seems
To
Like
Shift
Like
The
Figure
Within
It
Seems
To
Shift
Towards
You
Turn
Turn
Back
They
Sent
You
They
Sent
You
They
Did
This
To
Me
They
Sent
You
Who
Is
They
We
Came
Here
Of
Our
Own
Volition
Any
Other
Actions
You
Got
Rahula
I
Mean
I
Moved
Oh
I
Could
Do
Something
Yeah
Speaking
Is
Not
An
Action
Well
That's
True
It's
Just
More
Like
How
Much
I
Will
Allow
You
To
Fit
Into
Like
A
Thick
Second
Round
Which
That
Was
Fair
Oh
Dear
That'll
Be
Sufficient
For
Now
I
Have
One
Other
Thing
But
I'm
Going
To
Hold
On
To
That
For
A
Little
Bit
Cool
Orn
You
Are
Up
I
Pet
Cast
Gorgamonger
So
You
May
Remove
Of
Token
And
Like
Gorgamonger
Turns
Back
Back
Of
The
Pokeball
He's
Like
Orn
Will
Activate
Fledgling
Flight
Or
Juvenile
Flight
Rather
So
Pretty
Much
I
Am
Going
To
Have
The
Ability
To
Now
Fly
And
That's
One
Action
Two
Action
And
I
See
My
Friends
Dashing
About
But
I
Have
A
Pretty
Big
Move
Speed
Now
Because
Of
Flying
And
Stuff
And
If
I
Remember
Right
I
Get
An
Additional
Plus
Foot
Status
Speed
To
Your
Fly
Speed
So
Pretty
Much
I
Go
And
I'm
Going
To
Just
Make
Sure
Everyone
Is
Still
Safe
And
Sound
I'm
Going
To
Fly
Up
About
Feet
You
Go
Up
Up
To
And
That
Will
Be
The
Last
Bit
Of
My
Actions
There
Give
Me
A
Perception
Check
I
Perceive
I
Didn't
Want
To
Do
A
Recalled
Knowledge
On
But
I'm
Like
I
Gotta
Get
Set
Up
There's
A
Yeah
You
You're
Looking
Around
There's
Something
There's
Something
About
The
Ceiling
But
You're
Not
Quite
Sure
It's
Not
You're
Not
You're
Not
Able
To
Get
A
Good
Enough
Look
At
It
Yet
That's
The
End
Of
Oran's
Turn
Aldrich
You're
Up
Ah
Well
I'm
Gonna
Uh
No
You
Can
You
Can
Maintain
It
I
Have
To
At
This
Point
I
Have
To
Do
Seek
Checks
To
Detect
You
So
Okay
I'm
Crossing
In front
Of
The
Light
Here
Yep
All right
Nothing
Nothing
I'm gonna
Move
There
Yep
And
Then
I'm
Gonna
He's
Gonna
Press
Up
Against
The
Wall
Here
Silently
That's
My
Moves
Because
I'm
Not
Doing
Too
Much
Cool
QL
All right
Um
So
Uh
Man of the
Manor
Goes
Um
The first
Thing it
Does
Is it
Sustains
Its
Ball
And
Then
Moves
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
The cloud
Starts to
Move
Closer
Towards
You
Rahua
Oh
Good
Uh
The figure
In it
You know
Speaking
This is
Your
Final
Warning
Leave
Or
Perish
Um
Then
I
Believe
Due
To
Distance
Yes
Uh
So
You
Are
Concealed
With
Your
Nanite
Surge
Is
That
Or
Your
Nanite
Shroud
Yes
Um
You're
Not
Hidden
Yes
So
You're
Concealed
So
I
Have
To
Make
A
Flat
Check
To
Attack
You
Because
You
Are
The
Only
One
Currently
In
Range
Of
This
Thing
That
It
Is
Aware
Of
Tan
Hauser
So
You're
Tanking
Works
Here
Assuming
The
Concealment
Works
So
I
Will
Roll
The
Concealment
Ooh
That
I
Believe
Does
It
Because
I
Believe
Concealed
Is
Just
A
Flat
Five
So
That
Will
That
Will
Potentially
Hit
You
Potentially
Potentially
Potentially
Um
And
Then
Yeah
This
Thing
Lets
Out
Like
A
Horrific
Again
Like
Scream
That
Reverberates
Through
The
Air
Whoops
Oh
What
The
No
One
Sec
That
Is
Why
Am
I
I
Think
I
Might
Have
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Okay
Okay
I
Think
That
Might
Be
The
Wrong
Number
Let
Me
Double
Check
Something
That
Should
Not
Be
A
Crit
On
You
Yeah
Oh
I
See
Why
Okay
Yes
Ignore
Ignore
Ignore
That
Part
It'll
Hit
You
But
It
Will
Not
Crit
You
So
That
Will
Okay
Cool
So
That
Will
Deal
Points
Of
Mental
Damage
To
You
Tan
Hauser
As
Your
Brain
Is
Rocked
Back
And
You
You
Feel
Like
Something
Is
Scraping
Through
Your
Mind
And
You
You
Start
Having
Flashes
Back
To
The
Jail
Cell
Back
To
The
Arena
Fight
Your
Earliest
Days
With
Your
Companions
Like
Something
Is
Like
Trying
To
Shift
Through
It
And
Then
For
Its
Last
Action
It
Creates
Another
Floating
Cloud
Hmm
Okay
Tan
Hauser
You're
Up
Okay
Uh
I
Am
Going
Let's
See
They
Can
Move
Let's
See
What
Should
I
Do
That
Is
The
Move
That
Is
Not
The
Movement
Tool
That's
The
Measure
Tool
I
Think
I
Don't
Know
If
These
Clouds
Have
HP
I
Don't
Know
If
These
Are
Just
Like
Stage
Hazards
Or
Normal
Hazards
Um
So
I'm
Going
To
Do
The
Smart
Thing
And
I'm
Not
Going
To
Let
Myself
Get
Forked
By
Two
Of
Them
I'm
Going
To
Move
To
Here
Then
I'm
Going
To
See
How
Far
Feet
Is
Actually
You
Know
What
I'm
Not
Going
To
Do
The
Smart
Thing
I'm
Going
To
Move
Back
Where
I
Was
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Do
The
Dumb
Thing
Okay
I
Like
Dumb
Dumb
Is
Good
And
I'm
Going
To
See
If
I
Can
Can
I
Target
This
The
Cloud
Yeah
Um
You
Could
Certainly
Try
Okay
That
Tells
Me
That
It
Does
Not
Have
Hit
Points
I'm
Going
To
Do
The
Smart
Thing
Now
No
No
No
You
Know
What
I
Am
Invoking
That
Complication
From
Earlier
And
Your
Motors
Take
You
There
Buster
All
Right
You
Want
To
Play
This
Game
I
Do
Okay
That's
Fine
I'm
Not
Afraid
Of
You
Give me
Just
One
Second
Okay
Please
Just
Please
I need
To
Double
Check
How
Fast
This
Spell
Makes
Me
Okay
Buster
Round
Real
Quick
Okay
Um
Flowing
Strike
Gives
Me
Feet
Of
Movement
Isn't
That
Sad
Um
Oh
And
Don't
Tell
Him
To
Use
The
Caltrops
I
I
Ironically
Not
A
Bad
Idea
Right
Now
Um
Just
Hucking
One
In
There
And
Seeing
What
Happens
Yeah
You
Know
What
It's
One
Action
To
Throw
Caltrops
Right
Yes
Throwing
Some
Caltrops
Like
I'm
Throwing
Some
Caltrops
Where
It
Is
Okay
And
Then
For
My
Other
Action
I'm
Going
To
Move
Over
Here
And
That's
Me
Done
Like
The
Figure
That
Is
Inside
This
Cloud
Like
Stares
At
You
Sort
Of
Like
Almost
Like
It's
Standing
In
Place
And
Someone
Is
Using
The
Rotate
Tool
Rather
Than
It
Moving
Naturally
As
You
Walk
Away
And
All
It
Says
As
You
Throw
A
Caltrop
And
Run
Off
Is
Insignificant
I'll
Take
That
And
I'll
Continue
Walking
Towards
The
Death's
Head
Okay
Uh
This
Is
My
True
Target
Vina
Oh
Or
You
Oh
He's
Got
Another
Action
Yeah
Oh
No
No
No
Cause
It's
One
To
Stride
One
To
Throw
Caltrops
One
To
Stride
Do
You
Have
A
Haste
Up
Though
Yeah
You're
Hasted
Boy
I'm
Hasted
Oh
Holy
Shit
Oh
Ow
You know
We did
All that
Buffing
Before
Going
In
And
That
Changes
The
Whole
Diddly
Darn
Game
There
Sonny
Boy
Okay
Um
Attack
Him
Well
Actually
I
Can't
Really
I'd
Have
To
Get
The
Stride
Up
Closer
So
Yeah
But
I
Could
Stride
Up
Closer
You
Could
Coming
Very
Close
Actually
I'll
Move
Over
Here
So
I
Don't
Fuck
Over
Baldric
In
Case
There's
A
Beam
Yeah
Alright
That's
The
Turn
He's
A
Good
Tank
He's
Turning
The
Boss
Away
From
The
DPS
Actually
Wait
No
You
Are
The
DPS
Ten
Houser
Turning
The
Boss
Towards
The
DPS
Vina
Okay
Um
Yeah
Hug
Gamers
Alrighty
Gamers
So
I'm
Ten
Feet
Up
I'm
Going
To
My
Movement
Speed
Is
Now
Yep
So
I'm
Going
To
Move
Alright
That was
The
Measurement
Tool
Gonna
Move
Here
For
My
First
Action
Second
Action
Here
Uh
Um
We could
Just
Start
Attacking
This
Head
Because
Third
Action
Would
Get
Me
Here
So
No
Head
So
No
Head
Uh
Yeah
Third
Action
Would
Get
Me
Here
Uh
And
Then
I'm
Going
To
Strike
This
Man
Attacking
Strike
This
Man
Attacking
Him
With
Knives
No
Oh
With
My
Confident
Finisher
On
That
Should
Did it
Go
Come on
Now
Come on
Strike
Roll
Oh
You
Missed
A
Rock
Ow
I'm
I'll
Hero
Point
That
Oh
Boy
Alright
Hits
There
We
Go
Uh
Dimash
Eh
Eh
Uh
That
Will
Be
Twenty
Nine
Points
Of
Damage
Uh
We
Do
Also
Have
Mossy
Weapon
I
Didn't
Know
How
To
Apply
That
One
Since
It's
Custom
I
Will
I
Will
Get
It
Here
Yeah
Okay
Uh
All
Right
Yeah
You
Managed
To
To
Strike
Through
You
Can
Tell
Your
Weapon
Isn't
As
Effective
As
You'd
Like
But
The
Moss
Seems
To
Like
Seep
Out
Over
The
Face
And
It's
Kind
of
Oh
Oh
All
Right
Moss
Is
Working
Uh
And
That
Is
That
Was
Four
Actions
That's
My
Turn
Okay
Excellent
Don't
Think
The
Quicksilver
Mutagen
Gives
Me
Another
Action
No
I
Do
Not
It
Does
Not
It
Does
Not
Give
You
Double
Haste
It
Just
Makes
You
Better
At
Doing
Dexterous
Things
That
Would
Be
Funny
Though
No
That
Would
Be
Crink
Because
Then
You
Would
Only
Have
One
There
Would
Be
No
Reason
For
You
To
Be
Hasted
All right
Ruhua
Unfortunately
Leaving
Is
Not
An
Option
Cateman
We
Came
Here
For
Info
On
Your
Darling
Son
But
Or
Grandson
Rather
But
Either
Way
It's
A
Shame
We
Had
To
Find
Out
Everything
Else
That's
Been
Going
On
With
You
I'm
Going
To
Move
My
Use
All
Of
My
Actions
To
Get
As
Close
As
I
Can
To
The
Thing
Cool
Let me
Zoom
In
So
I
Can
See
How
Far
I'm
Moving
Because
The text
Is
Too
Small
I'm
Sure
You're
On
Your
Move
Tool
Yeah
I'm
Measuring
It
Out
Oh
Okay
And
It's
Correct
I
Hardly
Ever
Use
All
Of
My
Actions
For
Movement
Is
It
Your
Move
Speed
Per
Action
Yeah
Cool
Thank
You
Cool
Alright
Rushing
Up
Okay
Okay
You want
Describe
What
You're
Doing
For
Podcast
People
Who
Are
Staring
At
Their
Radios
Absolutely
So
The podcast
People
Who
Are
Staring
At
Their
Radios
Waiting
On
Bated
Breath
With
The
Silence
That
Has
Just
Occurred
Ruhua
Is
Soaring
Through
The
Air
Moving
Towards
The
Remainder
Of
The
Party
Being
Careful
To
Avoid
The
Circular
Depression
In
The
Center
Of
Room
And
The
Tumults
Of
Mental
Force
That
Are
There
As
Well
To
Get
Closer
To
His
Other
Party
Members
Excellent
Okay
You
Rush
Up
Orin
You're
Up
Orin's
Going to
Speed
Forward
He's
Able
To
Move
For
Each
One
It's
Not
Counting
The
Thing
Correctly
But
We
Got
It
Whoop
Flying
All
The
Way
This
Way
He's
Going
To
Move
Two
He's
Going
To
Try
To
Get
Into
A
Position
Actually
We'll
Just
Do
Yeah
This
Is
Good
He's
Going
To
Get
It
I
Wanted
To
Stop
At
One
But
I
Feel
The
Clouds
Are
Going
To
Just
Kind
Run
Up
At
Me
Yeah
We'll
Just
Move
Up
I
Feel
Like
The
Clouds
Are
At
The
Bottom
And
He's
Already
Feet
Up
And
Pretty
Far
Away
From
Them
So
They
Have
To
Go
Up
A
Long
Distance
To
Get
Him
So
He
Will
Look
At
The
Target
Let
Let
Make
Sure
I
Can
Actually
Hit
Him
Correctly
Because
I
Had to
Change
My
Plan
Depending
How
People
Went
Oh
Yeah
I
Could
Hit
Him
I
Look
At
The
Stone
Statue
From
Far
Away
And
Just
Kind
Of
Like
With
A
Stone
Just
Like
Silent
Stare
Of
Or
Just
Just
Focusing
All
His
Anger
On
This
Thing
He's
Gone
Through
So
Much
Garbage
He
Hit
Gorga
Munger
Again
Just
Straight
Up
Oh
Sorry
Rolled
The
Thing
I
Rolled
The
Damage
Anyway
The
Statue
Has
To
Make
Me
A
Reflex
Save
Just
Barely
How
Does
The
Statue
Make
The
Reflex
Save
You
Know
Just
Bear
With
Me
I
Want
To
Hear
The
Logic
On
This
One
Okay
Okay
Because
Just
Just
Roll
The
Damage
You
Got
The
Damage
How
Much
Was
The
Damage
Okay
You
Want
To
Know
What
You
Want
To
Know
What
You
Want
To
Know
What
The
Statue
Moves
Oh
I
Can't
Wait
For
The
Wall
To
Break
Open
And
A
Huge
Rotten
Well
He
Starts
Tumbling
Out
So
As
You
Crack
A
Toa
It
Some
Stuff
Happens
Like
Stuff
Yeah
Just
Some
Stuff
You
Know
Yeah
Things
And
Stuff
And
Yeah
A field
Of swirling
Red
Energy
Begins
To
Emit
Out
Of
The
Face
As
It
As
It
Continues
Its
Screech
And
The
Blast
That
You
Do
Or
Causes
The
Some
Of
The
Stone
To
Begin
To
Chip
Off
The
Face
In
The
Wall
And
As
It
Does
Like
Seeping
Black
Liquid
Comes
Out
And
As
The
Black
Liquid
Pours
Down
You
Can
See
It
Turns
Into
This
Swirling
Red
Energy
That
Kind
Of
Conceals
It
In
Some
Kind
Of
A
Of
A
Protective
Bubble
And
Then
You
All
Hear
The
Bomb
Bomb
As
That
Heartbeat
Sound
Kind
Of
Bomb
Bomb
But
Then
The
Roof
The
Ceiling
Here
Probably
Again
Feet
Up
Now
Maybe
Begins
To
Glow
With
Veins
Of
Red
And
As
It
Does
Orin
You
See
Something
Happen
Underneath
You
As
Something
Emerges
Um
Just
About
Feet
Under
You
From
The
Ground
Kind
Of
Like
Slurping
Up
Um
Is
A
Brain
An
Immense
Brain
Oh
Uh
Which
Crackles
With
Black
And
Purple
Unlight
Uh
Yeah
The
Brain
And
At
This
Point
Um
Orin
Looks
Down
He's
Like
There
You
Are
Okay
Finally
I
Can
Take
A
Break
And
I
Can
Post
Brain
Brain
Brain
All right
We'll be right
Back
Everyone
Don't
Go
Anywhere
We're
Answer
Some
Q&A
Questions
At
Our
Beer
Back
Segment
For
Those
Of
You
On
YouTube
And
Podcast
We'll
See
You
In
A
Minute
But
For
Everybody
Else
See
You
In
A
Second
The
Brain
Has
Arrived
Through
The
Brain
Has
Arrived
It
Is
In
Fact
Right
Beside
You
And
How
Are
You
Reacting
To
The
Sudden
Appearance
Of
A
Giant
Strangely
Stone
Textured
Brain
From
The
Ground
Volume
Of
That
That
Really
Made
It
Fair
Fair
That's
All
You
Hear
In
The
Distance
Is
Just
That
And
Or
In
Or
In
The
Back
Of
His
Mind
His
Primal
I'm
Going
To
Eat
You
Brain
It's
Just
Like
You're
The
Reason
You're
The
Reason
I'm
Here
Brain
Ah
That's
The
One
I
Saw
In
The
Vision
The
Brain
That's
What
We're
Here
For
Yes
That's
What
What's
Actually
Here
That's
What's
I
Think
Left
Of
Cateman
So
Is
That
What
We're
Hitting
That's
Presumably
What
We
Are
Hitting
Yes
Okay
I'm
Going
To
Help
Him
So
Oren
With
Your
Round
Done
The
Brain
Is
Gonna
Go
Oh
The
Brain
Gets
A
Turn
It
Does
I
Bet
It
Does
Can
You
Give
Me
Can
You
Give
Me
A
A
Will
Save
Please
No
You
Can
Buy
It
From
Everyone
I'm
Being
Mugged
No
Just
Just
Orin
I'm
Being
Mugged
I
Roll
For
A
Total
Of
Very
Good
Very
Good
So
That
Means
You
Will
Only
Take
Points
Of
Mental
Damage
As
You
Feel
Like
A
Pulse
As
The
As
The
Brain
Like
Beats
Slightly
And
It
Just
Hits
You
And
Kind
Of
Sends
You
Sends
You
Flying
A
Little
Bit
Before
You
Can
Reorient
Yourself
And
As
That
Happens
The
Brain
Then
Lashes
Out
At
You
Orin
With
A
Bolt
Of
This
Crackling
Black
Lightning
And
For
Some
Reason
I
Don't
Have
This
So
Give
Me
One
Second
I'm
Just
Going
To
Roll
It
Manually
For
Now
But
This
Is
The
One
That
Gets
The
Higher
Bonus
Um
Will
A
Hit
You
Yeah
I guess
Okay
Cool
Very
Good
Thank
You
Uh
And
Will
Hit
You
For
Points
Of
Mental
Damage
Uh
You
Are
Slightly
Rocked
About
By
That
Um
And
That
Is
The
Brains
Go
As
This
Happens
Uh
You
Can
See
Orin
The
The
Figures
Inside
Of
The
Clouds
Have
Become
Slightly
More
Tangible
Um
Both
Of
Them
Seem
To
Be
Pointing
At
You
And
There's
You
You
You
And
There's
Like
This
Dissonant
Echo
Between
Them
As
They're
Both
Speaking
You
Are
The
One
They
Told
Us
You
Are
The
One
They
Told
Us
Would
Have
The
Subject
You
You
You're
You're
Responsible
For
This
And
Baldrick
You're
Up
Okay
Thurston
I would
Like to
Attempt
To
Make
Some
Kind
Of
Roll
To
Determine
The
Direct
Target
That
We
Should
Be
Hitting
Like
Actually
Definitively
Directly
Attack
And
Not
Just
Like
Yeah
That
Seems
About
Right
Uh
I
Would
Like
To
Perhaps
Do
A
Recall
Or
Like
Some
Kind
Of
Check
To
See
Can
We
Hurt
This
Face
At
The
Moment
Okay
What
Kind
Of
Skill
Are
You
Wanting
To
Use
For
Is
Is
Is
It
Masonry
Uh
Well
I
Mean
It
Is
Stone
So
Yeah
You
Could
Give
Me
A
Check
On
That
Yeah
I
Would
Like
To
Make
Um
Well
No
Because
This
Is
Obviously
Magical
Bullshit
Uh
What's
Happening
To
The
Head
Right
Now
It
Has
This
Like
Swirling
Like
Energy
Of
Like
Red
Energy
That's
Kind
Of
Come
Out
From
The
Cracks
That
Is
Moving
Around
It
Like
A
Barrier
I
See
Leave it
Like
The
Boss
Phase
Of
Like
Okay
My
My
Weak
Point
Is
Open
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Move
Over
Here
Feet
Closer
To
Orin
And
The
Brain
And
It's
Orin
And
The
That's
A
Healing
Bomb
Okay
Correct
It
Is
Yes
This
Is
Yes
Yes
Yes
This
Is
A
Healing
Potion
That
Can
Actually
Be
Found
In
The
Rod
Grind
Alchemical
Compendium
Or
More
Referred
To
As
Baldrick's
Guerrilla
Guide
To
Alchemy
And
It
Is
A
Throwable
Bomb
That
Heals
Instead
Of
Hurting
Which
Is
Weird
Because
You
Think
You'd
Be
All
About
Exploding
But
No
In
This
Case
It's
Sometimes
Wiser
To
Just
Be
Like
Hey
I
Attack
You
Orin
In
A
Nice
Way
Right
Yes
With
A
Healing
Potion
Does
A
It's
A
Miss
Are
You
Kidding
Me
I'm
Gonna
Reroll
That
Okay
Fuck
You
I'm
Not
I'm
Not
Having
Fuck
Fuck
You
Fuck
You
Fuck
You
Leather
Man
Reroll
I
Mean
Fuck
You
Alright
Just
Misses
Fine
Well
There
Goes
The
Last
Heel
I
Had
Guys
See
In
Hell
Oh
It's a
Splash
Damage
Right
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
You get
Splashy
Yeah
Like that's
Pathetic
Because it
Does
Like
Six
It
Still
Helps
It's
Bullshit
Is
What
It is
I
Kill
You
Blasting
I
Die
Charring
Your
Skin
I
Fall
Into
A
Alchemist
Fire
Now
Actually
When I
Think
About
It
When
Baldrick
Like
Alchemist
Fires
Are
You
Actually
Just
Deep
Frying
Them
No
Cause
It's
Not
An
Oil
It's
Like
You
Know
How
Thermite
Is
Made
Of
Like
Rust
Like
Iron
Oxide
And
Aluminum
And
And
That
Shit
Yeah
See
That's
I
Assume
The
Same
Principle
Except
It's
Not
Just
An
Oil
It's
Not
Just
A
Fucking
Like
Jar
Of
Oil
That's
On
Fire
That'd
Be
You
Make
A
Deep
Fry
Grenade
I
Probably
Could
But
You
Know
They
That
Require
Thurston
And
Jamie
And
You
Guys
To
Like
Want
Me
To
Do
That
Again
Anyway
I'm
Angry
Because
My
Time
As
A
Healer
Is
Over
And
Now
My
Time
As
A
Herder
Begins
I'm
Going
To
Throw
A
Fireball
At
The
Brain
I'm
Going
To
Draw
And
Throw
A
Bottled
Lightning
Okay
We'll
Try
That
Again
Do
It
Fuck
You
Alright
Fine
I
Just
Critically
Miss
Or
And
You
Die
You
Have
Another
Hero
Point
If
You'd
Like
It
Isn't
A
Crit
Fail
But
I'm
Gonna
Be
Real
Annoyed
Cause
It's
Like
I
Got
Three
And
I'm
Gonna
Be
Down
To
One
Alright
I'll
Reroll
It
I
Can't
Make
Headway
With
This
I
Just
Miss
Alright
Give me
Splash
Damage
Though
And
This
Won't
This
Won't
Hit
Or
And
At
All
So
That's
Just
It's
Just
Six
As
Usual
Wait
A
Second
The
Brain
Is
On
An
Area
Where
My
Caltrops
Would
Be
No
The
Caltrops
You
Threw
Into
The
Cloud
Spend
A
Hero
Point
Fuck
You
I
Have
Accomplished
See
The
Annoying
Thing
Is
Is
This
Isn't
Even
The
Fault
Of
The
Fact
That
I'm
Like
Taking
A
Minus
Two
Because
Of
The
Range
It's
Just
I'm
Just
Rolling
Really
Low
Oh
So
That's
That's
The end
So
Yeah
Cool
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Speaker
For
Trying
To
Bullshit
Cow
Chops
In
A
Way
Of
How
Someone
Tours
To
Fumble
Catching
A ball
And
Blood
Ball
For
My
Next
Trick
I'll
Bring
A
Bulldozer
On
To
The
No
I
Shouldn't
Have
Rerolled
I
Should
Have
Just
Hurt
I
Should
Have
Just
Hurt
Orin
For
My
My
Next
Trick
You're
Gonna
Crash
The
API
From
The
Looks
Of
It
Uh
Nope
Uh
The
Clouds
Begin
To
Sort
Of
Move
Around
Uh
The
Face
Then
Puts
Tannhauser
In
One
Of
The
Clouds
Um
With
Another
Form
And
Tannhauser
Um
As
As
You're
In
This
This
Dark
Cloud
Um
You
See
This
Like
This
Figure
Of
The
Old
Man
And
It's
Looking
At
You
And
You
Can't
See
The
Face
Of
The
Man
Anymore
It's
Like
The
Face
Has
Been
Cut
Off
And
Put
Somewhere
Else
Um
But
You
Do
You
Do
Hear
From
The
Shadow
You
You
You
You
With
With
Her
Before
She
Was
Taken
And
Given
You
Are
Also
Responsible
For
This
What
Did
You
Just
Say
Old
Um
And
Then
I
Need
You
To
Uh
If
You
Would
Kindly
Uh
Give
Me
A
Reflex
Save
Sure
Um
Does
He
Have
To
Make
A
Flat
Check
Uh
No
Because
He's
Just
Putting
A
Template
Down
It's
He's
Not
Targeting
You
He's
Putting
It
In
A
Space
Get
Dunked
Yeah
That
Is
A
Nice
So
I forget
You
You
Don't
Have
Evasion
Do
You
I
Do
Not
Okay
Okay
You
Will
Take
Half
Of
This
I
Don't
Know
Why
I
It
Rolled
From
A
Tooth
Fairy
But
That's
Fine
He's
Watching
He's
Here
Oh
Whoops
Sorry
Not
That
Half
Of
That
There
We
Go
You
Take
Nine
Points
Of
Mental
Damage
As
Like
The
Cloud
Starts
Like
Again
Clawing
Through
Your
Mind
And
It's
It's
Now
Like
Clawing
Around
The
Arena
And
Like
Just
Your
First
Victory
Against
The
Dank
Bear
The
Guard
And
The
Arsenic
And
It's
Just
Like
Cutting
Through
Some
Of
Those
Memories
Like
I'm
Going
To
Beat
Answers
From
Your
Bloody
Corpse
Old
Man
And
Then
For
Its
Last
Action
It
Will
Turn
To
Veena
And
Unleash
A
Blast
Of
Force
Energy
At
Veena
To
Me
Sure
Will
Um
Nimble
Dodge
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Nimble
Dodge
Will
Cause
That
To
Miss
Indeed
All
Right
No
Damage
Very
Good
You
Dodge
Out
Of
The
Way
As
Again
Like
This
Emanation
Of
Psycho
Energy
Comes
Out
From
Its
Screaming
Mouth
Angled
Towards
You
But
You
Just
You
You
Somehow
Are
Faster
Than
The
Speed
Of
Its
Deranged
Thoughts
And
Get
Out
Of
The
Way
Uh
Ten
You
Are
Up
Excellent
Uh
I
Am
Hasted
So
I
Am
Going
To
Guilty
Gear
Stride
Good
And
Then
I'm
Going
To
Guilty
Gear
Stride
Yep
To
Here
Through
The
Brain
Okay
I'm
Going
To
Target
The
Brain
Do
You
Wait
So
You
Move
Through
The
Brain
I
Go
Around
The
Brain
Okay
Okay
That would
Be
Really
Cool
If
You
Went
To
Here
And
You
Would
Flight
The
Brain
Oh
That
Is
True
Feet
Up
One
More
One
More
Up
One
More
Up
One
More
Up
One
There
You
Have to
Get
On
His
Sides
You're
Feet
Up
Though
Right
Oren
Yep
Okay
It's
Just
If
I
Ever
Get
Messed
Up
Go
To
The
Ground
You
At
At
Be
Flanking
Well
In
Another
Sense
One
Thing
You
Can
Also
Do
How
Tall
Is
It
You
Can
Get
Here
Right
By
The
Healing
Things
I
Have to
Fix
Myself
I'm
Not
Flanking
With
You
I
Apologize
I
Misled
You
Oh
Okay
Yeah
You're
Fine
Um
Which
Actually
Could
Reach
Well
Do
I
Have
To
Get
To
That
Space
Or
Do
I
Have
To
Be
You
Have
To
Touch
It
Physically
So
It's
One
Action
To
Basically
Get
A
Heal
Ah
Okay
I
Don't
Have
Enough
For
That
Right
Now
Um
So
I'm
Going
To
Get
To
This
Guy
I'm
Going
To
Uh
It's
Brain
I
Don't
Know
What
You
Know
About
Lady
Zale
But
If
You
Don't
Share
Your
Secrets
I'll
Take
Them
For
Myself
And
I'm
Going
To
Take
My
Excorio
Turge
Yeah
Channel
Spellstrike
And
I'm
Gonna
Hit
Him
With
A
Fourth
Level
Shocking
Grasp
Do
It
Up
All
Right
So
Let's
Rock
Um
Or
In
This
Case
Let's
Brain
Brain
Yes
Oh
Uh
I will
Hero
Point
Yeah
Good idea
Hero
Oh
What
Oh
Love when
That
Happens
Alright
Chet
Here's
The
Here's
The
Plan
We're
Not
Hero
Points
To
Reroll
Um
So
You
You
Are
Going
To
But
The
Lightning
Is
Coursing
Around
It
It's
It's
Kind
Of
Deflecting
Your
Blows
As
You're
Going
To
Strike
At
It
Um
It
Has
A
Really
Low
AC
For
Something
It's
Level
So
I'm
Not
Feeling
Even
Bad
Like
Wait
You're
A
Mage
Just
Blow
Up
What
He's
Blowing
Up
For
Those
Who
Will
Get
That
Jump
Will
Understand
We're
Gonna
Move
On
These
Are
For
The
Knowers
His
Main
Goal
Is
To
Blow
Up
Vina
Please
Save
Us
I
Don't
Know
If
I
Can
But
I'm
Gonna
Do
My
Best
All
Right
So
My
Move
Speed
Is
Right
Now
Without
Panache
So
That
Will
Get
Me
So
I'm
Gonna
Move
Move
Nice
Okay
Yeah
And
That
Will
Get
Me
So
That's
Two
Actions
Can
I
Can
I
Use
The
Remaining
Bit
Of
The
Movement
On
My
Second
One
To
Go
Upward
Absolutely
Okay
So
I'm
Gonna
Start
Feet
Above
This
Thing
Okay
And
Then
I'm
Going
To
Hit
You
With
My
Swashbuckler
Two
Action
Funny
Move
From
Above
Oh
Yeah
Do
It
And
I'm
Going
To
Plunge
That
Was
Sky
Pirate
Dedication
Yeah
Yes
That
Is
Also
In
The
Rock
Grind
Players
Guide
Stuff
Yeah
Yeah
And
Oh
Does
That
Give
Me
Panache
I
Don't
Think
It
Does
Actually
I
Believe
It
Should
Oh
It
Should
Okay
Yes
So
I'm
Going
To
Use
My
Last
Two
Actions
To
Plunging
Attack
The
Brain
Alright
Targeting
It
With
Acrobatics
Not
Bad
That's
A
Uh
That
That
Will
Do
Well
Special
Uh
But
Yeah
No
It
Definitely
Could
Give
It
To
You
So
Weird
Um
Okay
So
Um
That's
Gonna
That
That'll
Succeed
They'll
Give
You
The
Sweet
Sweet
Panache
Okie
Dokey
And
Then
My
Strike
Going
To
Be
Uh
Oh
Making
Sure
I've
Got
My
Finisher
Yes
Okay
What
Oh
Wow
Oh
You
Guys
Are
Having
A
Day
You
Also
Have
That
With
Hero
Points
This
Brain's
Eating
Hero
Points
This
Is
Delicious
Why
Why
Why
Is
This
Happening
Okay
That
Does
Hit
That's
Hit
But
That's
Also
Still
Really
Low
It
Is
Also
Odo
Here's
The
Annoying
Thing
Without
The
Quicksilver
You
Wouldn't
Hit
I
Know
We're
Gonna
Start
Hitting
Thurston
With
A
Rake
It's
On
You
Get
Good
I
Know
Roll
Better
Idiot
There
Stop
Tipping
Our
Dice
Um
And
The
From
Above
Gives
One
Extra
One
Extra
Damage
So
You
Just
Roll
An
Additional
Like
If
You
Roll
Like
One
D8
For
Your
Damage
You
Add
Another
D8
Yeah
So
Roll
Your
Damage
Normally
And
Then
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
That's
So
Yeah
Roll
Another
D6
There
The
Plus
Five
So
This
Five
Is
The
Damage
You
Do
So
Boop
That's
Good
Not
Bad
Like
Yeah
So
You
Can
Tell
That
This
Thing
Is
Particularly
Weak
Against
Your
Weapon
Type
So
As
You
You
Go
In
And
Deal
This
Damagey
Do
Um
You
Manage
To
Pierce
Right
Through
However
Um
As
You
As
You
Go
Through
You
Can
Feel
Like
You
You
You
You
You
You
You've
Made
A
Massive
Dent
In
This
Thing
Like
Like
You
You're
Just
Slicing
Through
It
Even
Though
It
Looks
Like
Stone
Your
Weapon
Is
Highly
Effective
Against
It
Nice
Yeah
Okay
And
Unless
I have
To
Save
To
Not
Explode
That's
The
End
Of
My
Turn
Hey
You
Don't
Have
To
Explode
Uh
Rahua
You're
Up
Oh
I
Don't
Have
To
Rahua
Is
Going
To
Fly
Down
This
Many
Feet
Right
Here
It's
Fine
I'm
Measuring
The
Distance
But
I'm
Still
Moving
Run
Boy
Not
Running
But
Flying
Instead
And
Rahua
Is
Going
To
Shoot
A
Friend
Beam
Out
Towards
Oren
My
Birthday
Beam
It's
Going
To
Hit
Him
My
Birthday
Beam
Happy
Happy
Birthday
Here's
Some
Hit
Points
Happy
Happy
Birthday
Here's
Some
Hit
Points
And
You
Are
Going
To
Get
A
Lot
Of
Healing
You
Target
Me
And
Do
The
Thing
And
I'll
Do
Stuff
Nice
That's
Fine
I've
Applied
I'm
Now
I'm
Now
Full
Not
Happy
Nice
Cool
I don't
Think I
Have
A
I
Don't
Actually
Know
If I
Have
Click
End
Or
Not
You
Let's
Try
It
If I
Don't
Let me
Look at
Your
Buffs
Yes
You're
Hasted
You
Have
One
Extra
Move
Or
Strive
You
Actually
Have
One
Extra
Movement
Or
You
Can
Melee
Some
Okay
If you
Move
Then
Cast
You
Now
Have
Like
A
Movement
Basically
Right
Now
I
Gotcha
I'm
Gonna
Go
Up
Another
Ten
Feet
In
The
Air
So
I'm
Now
Twenty
Feet
Off
The
Ground
Can
You
Fly
I
Have
Fly
Because
Of
My
Soul
Forge
Armor
So
Remember
You
Can
Right
Click
On
Your
Token
And
You
Can
Change
The
Altitude
In
That
Up
Left
Area
All
All right
That's
It
For
You
Ruhua
Yes
That
Is
It
For
Me
All right
Orin
You're
Up
Orin
Orin
Will drop
Down
To the
Ground
For one
Action
Just so we
Could help
Because
He holds
His staff
So he
Can
Help
Ten
Has
Their
Flank
Next
Time
He
Tries
To
Attack
And
Just like
In a
In a
Lightning
Rage
It's
Pretty
Much
Like
Swirling
Winds
Begin
To
Go
All
Around
Orin
Like
Lightning
Starts
Like
Dancing
Or
This
Thing
Like
It's
Dueling
A
Little
Bit
He
Will
Cast
Tempest
Surge
On
This
Thing
It's
One
Of
My
Focus
Spells
I
Really
Get
To
You
Is
Basically
Just
Like
Tornadoes
And
Things
That
Start
Crackling
Around
It
It
Needs
To
Make
Orin
A
Reflex
Save
A
That
Will
Fail
It
Will
Fail
And
So
Somebody
Just
Has
A
Lightning
And
Wind
And
Everything
Else
Because
Of
Torch
All
Around
It
Orin
Lightning
Is
Beating
Its
Lightning
As
It's
Trying
To
Like
Pierce
Further
Into
Its
Brain
He
Deals
Points
Of
Like
Electricity
Damage
That's
5D
And
Additionally
The
Target
Must
Attempt
To
Face
A
Reflex
Save
On
A
Failure
The
Target
Is
Also
Clumsy
Too
Clumsy
As
It
Pretty
Much
Takes
A
Penalty
To
Dexterity
Base
And
DC
Reflex
A
Including
AC
Reflex
Save
Attack
Roll
And
Takes
One
Persistent
Electricity
Damage
Okay
So
A
Couple
Things
Happen
Now
As
You
Do
This
Your
Electricity
Begins
To
Brain
Causing
Some
Of
Its
Like
Plating
Its
Stonework
To
To
Chip
Off
And
Break
You're
The
Whole
Razor
I'm
Here
It's
Like
I
Would
Have
To
Come
Here
If
You
Took
Corgamonger
Away
And
He
Just
Throwing
Lightning
Into
It
And
As
As
You
Do
This
You
Can
See
That
The
The
Red
Energy
Coming
From
The
Weeping
Rot
Begins
To
Surround
It
In
A
Field
Just
As
The
Field
On
The
Face
Seems
To
Disappear
That's
The
End
Of
Oren's
Turn
It's
Like
The
Face
Hit
The
Face
Um
But
But
First
Of
All
You've
All
Done
Such
A
Great
Job
Of
Putting
Yourselves
In
A
Nice
Aura
Around
This
Guy
So
If
I
Can
Get
Everyone
Who's
Not
Baldrick
Please
I
Love
Being
Ranged
Yeah
To
Give
Me
A
Will
Save
That
Would
Be
Awesome
Can
I
Can
You
Can
You
Sure
Can
Can
You
Front
Flip
Out
Of
Your
Mental
Mental
Problems
Like
Oh
Never
Mind
That's
A
That's
A
That's
A
Oren
Got
A
Okay
So
Everyone
Here
Will
Succeed
Except
For
Tannhauser
Who
Will
Critically
Fail
That's
Awesome
Yeah
Sorry
Buddy
Sad
Boss
Fight
For
The
Tannhauser
Oh
Actually
That's not
Too bad
Heal
To
HP
Because
I
Have
Spirit
Link
Up
On
You
Oh
That's
Awesome
Nice
Oh
Also
So
You
Have
Resolver
Who
So
You
Take
Nothing
So
Never
Mind
And
Then
It'll
Just
Be
The
Two
In
The
Middle
Who
Will
Take
Halbsies
Here
And
Then
Poor
Tannhauser
Will
Take
Double
Z's
And
Also
On
A
Critical
Failure
Is
Slowed
For
One
Minute
Which
Will
Just
Remove
Your
Quicken
Effect
That's
Great
Thanks
As
You're
As
As
You're
Screaming
At
This
Thing
Tannhauser
It
Unleashes
This
Like
Mental
Blur
Rahua
You're
Unaffected
By
This
Uh
Oren
You
Feel
Like
Scratching
Um
In
The
Back
Of
Your
Mind
You
Remember
Back
In
The
Fishal
Mountains
The
Arrival
Of
The
Hunters
Who
Stole
Gorgamonger
Like
Some
Some
Kind
Of
Scratching
Around
Those
Memories
Veena
You're
All
You
See
Are
Just
Like
Images
Of
Your
Airship
Briefly
Um
Tannhauser
You
You
Have
Your
Mind
Rent
A
Stunder
As
Like
Memories
Of
Of
Zale
And
The
Accident
And
All
Of
These
These
Traumatic
Events
Are
Just
Brought
To
The
Fore
Like
Someone
Is
Pulling
At
Them
To
Learn
More
And
There
Is
Just
This
Like
Cry
Um
And
Like
You
Can
See
All
Of
The
The
Figures
In
The
In
The
Moving
Clouds
They
They
Are
Again
All
Sort
Of
Turning
And
Pointing
Towards
You
Tannhauser
And
You
You
Just
Hear
This
This
Flat
Monotone
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
And
The
Brain
Will
Make
A
Concealment
Check
Let's
Hope
It
Fails
As
It
Unleashes
For
Its
Last
Action
A
Bolt
Of
Directed
Mental
Energy
Against
You
Tannhauser
It
Will
Pass
That
Check
Now
I
Have
To
Hit
You
With
It
Though
That
Will
Be
This
Will
Be
Against
Your
AC
So
It'll
Hit
You
It's
Not
A
Crit
It
Is
Not
Great
Damage
For
Yeah
It'll
Still
Take
Tanny
Down
But
So
That
Will
Put
You
Into
The
Dying
Condition
As
A
Whole
Bunch
Of
Effects
Go
On
You
As
Tannhauser
You
Fall
Down
Red
Megas
Needs
Food
Badly
Baldrick
You're
Up
You
See
All
Of
This
Happen
He's
Gonna
Look
Around
Because
Now
He
Sees
That
The
Shield
Effect
Is
On
That
And
He's
Going
To
Turn
And
See
That
The
Giant
Stone
Face
Is
Now
Unshielded
And
He
Is
Going
To
See
An
Opportunity
Because
It
Is
Very
Close
However
He's
Going
To
Be
Smart
About
It
And
Move
Feet
Over
Here
Away
From
The
Clouds
Of
Smog
So
He's
Going
To
Move
Over
Here
And
I
Believe
I
May
Double
Check
That
Wait
So
Which
Is
The
Spot
That
I'm
Aiming
For
Here
This
Is
The
Range
Right
Right
Here
Yeah
Okay
So
Don't
Put
Me
Feet
Away
That's
Fine
And
Now
I'm
Going
To
Target
The
Face
And
I
Am
Going
To
Attempt
To
Cause
As
Much
Structural
Damage
As
Possible
Okay
Using
First
Off
Acid
Flask
Okay
So
I'm
Going
To
Draw
And
Throw
Acid
Flask
Where
Is
There
He
Is
Go
Acid
Flask
Please
With
Love
Of
Christ
Hit
Yeah
That's
A
Nat
But
Unfortunately
It's
On
The
Thing
That
Does
Not
Deal
Direct
Damage
Not
Really
Hey
That
Crit
Is
Going
To
Work
Out
Acid
Stuff
Yeah
Let
Me
Do
The
Let
Me
Do
The
Crit
Stuff
Here
Yeah
It
Does
Six
Damage
On
The
Direct
Hit
And
Yeah
So
It
Does
Ten
Total
For
Direct
Damage
And
What
Does
The
Critical
Hit
Effect
Do
For
Acid
Flask
What
Do
You
Do
Oh
That's
It
Okay
And
Then
It
Takes
The
Acid
Damage
Which
Is
Two
Times
2d6
Acid
Ah
Very
Good
That's
The
That's
The
That's
The
Killer
It
Might
Not
Be
One
Big
Hit
But
That's
Just
Gonna
Anytime
I
Hope
You're
Doing
Damage
Yeah
Yeah
I
Hope
So
All right
And
For
My
Next
Trick
I'm
Going
To
Stop
Its
Movement
By
Throwing
A
Frost
Vial
At
It
No
Okay
Okay
I
Like
That
No
Alchemist
Fire
What
Makes
Sense
Here
Did
It
Look
Like
It
Took
Normal
Damage
From
That
Oh
It
Looks
Like
It
The
The
Effect
Went
Right
Through
Yeah
Very
Nice
In
That
Case
I'm
Going
To
Do
What
I
Do
Best
And
Throw
Alchemist
Fire
At
An
Immobile
Object
Will
I
Hit
Or
Will
I
Fuck
You
Critical
Miss
Yeah
It's
It's
Not
That
You're
Not
Hitting
It's
Just
You're
Hitting
It
In
Places
Where
It's
Not
Doing
Right
Damage
This
This
Thing
Is
Very
Tough
It's
Got
A
Very
High
Armor
Class
Thirst
And
You
Made
It
Too
Powerful
I'm
Gonna
Let
The
Critical
Miss
Stay
I
Don't
Get
Okay
I'm
Not
I'm
Not
Burning
All
Three
Of
My
Hero
Points
To
Throw
Bombs
At
Things
Yeah
Now
Multiple
Attack
Penalty
All
Right
The
Man
Goes
Now
He
Takes
Damage
Does
At
The
End
Of
His
Turn
Yeah
He's
What's
Happening
So
All
Of
The
Clouds
Are
Beginning
To
Move
Two
Of
Them
Are
Converging
Towards
Baldrick
And
You
Just
Hear
Like
The
The
Figures
Inside
Stop
Stop
Stop
You're
Being
Used
You're
Being
Used
Stop
Stop
One
Of
The
Clouds
Another
Cloud
Is
Gonna
Drop
On
Rahua
And
Then
It
Is
Going
To
Do
A
Mental
Strike
With
Its
Last
Action
Just
As
The
Clouds
Are
Moving
It
Will
Hit
You
With
A
Mental
Force
Projection
Baldrick
Oh
I
Love
Being
Critically
Hit
Critting
Critting
You
Hang
On
You
Targeted
Orrin
What's
Your
AC
Three
More
It'll
Still
Crit
You
Just
Though
Sorry
You
Will
Reel
Back
As
This
Thing
Smashes
Into
Your
Mind
Kind
Of
Like
You
Feel
Blood
Coming
Down
You
Feel
It
Going
Through
Your
Memories
Now
To
Times
Against
The
Tyrant
Skilled
To
The
Arena
To
Your
Allies
To
The
House
To
The
Falling
Into
The
Pit
But
Then
Back
To
The
House
Scratching
At
Those
Memories
Intently
And
Then
Takes
Points
Of
Acid
Damage
Hell
Yeah
Burn
That
Persisting
Damage
Almost
It was
Almost
A 20
It was
Almost
A 20
On
That
Fucking
That
Check
Okay
And
Then
That
Brings
Us
To
Tan
How
Oh
Wait
No
Sorry
Tan
You
Would
Actually
Move
Up
In
The
Initiative
Order
Above
The
Brame
So
That
Would
Be
That
Or
Vina
You're
Up
Okay
So
I guess
We're
Attacking
The
Head
Now
And
That'll
Switch
Come
Next
Turn
So
I've
Got
I
Could
Kind
Of
Just
Do
Well
Feet
Will
Get
Me
Right
Back
Here
Pretty
Good
Placement
For
You
Yeah
It's
Not
Bad
Oh
Sorry
Can
You
Give
Me
A
Will
Save
Too
I
Forgot
When
I
Dropped
The
Cloud
On
You
Yes
Please
Make
A
Will
Save
There's
A
Cloud
Good
The
The
Figure
In
The
Cloud
Has
Has
No
Effect
On
You
You're
Like
It
It
Has
No
Idea
What
Memories
You
Have
And
Just
Can't
Seem
To
Even
Enter
Your
Anarchic
Mind
All
All
All
All
Back
Back
To
Back
To
Vina
Hey
Um
So
Oh
Wait
I
Do
Not
Have
Panache
I
Used
It
Um
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Do
My
First
Two
Actions
Going
Feet
Here
And
Feet
Up
Okay
Um
And
I'm
Just
Going
To
Uh
Second
Verse
Same
As
The
First
I'm
Gonna
Plunging
Attack
And
Hit
Him
From
Above
So
Oh
Wait
Acrobatics
First
Very
Good
I'm
Sure
Heck
Yeah
And
Then
Strike
Where
Are you
There
You
Are
What
Oh
Oh
My
God
Womp
Womp
Vina
Why
Does
This
Keep
Happening
Vina
We
Can
Ask
Chat
For
Mercy
No
I
Can't
It's
One
Oh
We
Can
We
Can
Ask
Chat
For
Mercy
Thurston
Allows
It
You
Know
For
You
To
Spin
Your
Hero
Point
On
It
We
Can
Ask
Chat
Hey
Will
You
Allow
Vina
The
Roll
Use
Her
Hero
Point
I
Are
You
Okay
With
That
Thurston
Oh
There's
A
Lot
Of
No
There's
Wow
There's
Okay
Some
People
Are
Being
Mercy
Now
Let's
Let's
Run
A
Poll
Let's
Run
A
Poll
Run
A
Poll
Run
A
Poll
Allow
Reroll
Question
Mark
We're
Going
To
Do
Yay
Nay
Sorry
YouTube
Folks
This
Has
To
Be
On
The
Twitch
Side
If
You're
On
The
Twitch
Stream
You'll
Be
Able
To
Vote
So
But
Of
Course
If
You're
On
YouTube
Side
Just
Still
Type
Yes
Or
No
We'll
Try
To
Equate
It
In
There
By
Eyeballing
It
All
Right
We're
Putting
In
For
The
Poll
So
Far
We
Got
58%
For
Ye's
The
Nays
Are
Coming
Up
It's
Tightening
It's
It's
Tightening
Oh
Shit
We're
Fiddy
Fiddy
Oh
Oh
You
Gotta
Let
Vina
Try
To
Get
A
Reroll
They've
Been
Having
Bad
Rolls
All
Day
Vina
Has
Been
Having
We
Can
Play
This
Game
On
Easy
Mode
If
That's
What
Chat
I
Hate
Democracy
It's
Like
You
Shouldn't
Say
That
They're
All
Helldivers
They
All
Play
Helldivers
You're
To
Make
Him
Mad
Now
I
Don't
Think
I
Should
Vote
I
Don't
Think
I'm
Allowed
You
Have
A
Say
In
Your
Destiny
Am
I
Technically
A
Part
Of
Chat
So
You
Can
Have
An
Opinion
On
What
Should
Happen
To
You
All
Right
Fine
Looks
Like
The
Rerolls
In
Like
Zoran
Put
It
In
For
Like
A
Five
Year
Wait
Oh
Good
About
For
Three
Minutes
All
I
Gotta
Say
That's
Like
Looking
At
The
Microwave
And
Being
Impatient
Like
If
You
You
Have
Enough
Time
To
Log
On
To
Twitch
And
Vote
To
Say
Nay
And
While
You're
Here
You
Should
Subscribe
And
Donate
And
Buy
Zoran
A
House
Now
We're
Very
Close
Give
Zoran
$10,000
And
Vina
Dies
We're
Very
Close
To
Something
Good
Happening
To
Vina
We
Cannot
Allow
This
To
Pass
I'm
Calling
On
Everyone
In
Chat
To
Vote
Nay
To
Ensure
That
The
Funny
Joke
Continues
In
Perpetuity
Come
On
Guys
Let's
All
Be
And
Make
The
World
A
Worst
Place
I
Think
That's
Great
Do
This
Every
Time
You
Could
Vote
Yay
But
With
A
$10,000
Donation
We
Can
Kill
Vina
Instantly
And
Advance
Them
To
Rotten
Three
Good
Good
Currently
Right
Now
The
Yays
Are
At
58%
The
Nays
Are
At
42%
The
Voting
Has
Pretty
Much
Gone
To
A
Stand
So
On
The
Twitch
Side
YouTube
Is
Mostly
What
I've
Seen
Been
Yays
There
Been
There's
Been
A
Good
Chunk
Of
Nays
But
We
Will
Call
It
In
Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Reroll
Into
A
One
I
Gotta
Actually
Do
This
For
Me
Ready
To
Finish
The
I
Have
To
Vote
For
Some
Reason
Thurston
If
I
Reroll
Into
A
One
I'm
Just
Giving
Myself
Rotten
One
Hell
Yes
Absolutely
Time
For
A
Really
Loud
Mario
Scream
V
Now
Can
Reroll
Alright
Fine
Thank
You
For
The
Pity
That
One
Winked
At
Me
I
Was
About
To
Leave
Also
Max
Ninja
Boss
I
Got
You
Don't
Worry
Buddy
I
Not
Allowed
To
Do
That
Again
This
Is
Never
Happening
Again
Yeah
Do
I
Still
Take
The
Complication
Still
Say
Oh
Yeah
I
Think
So
I
I
Think
That's
Only
Fair
Right
As
Long
As
The
Complication
Doesn't
Bullshit
Her
Attack
That's
Fine
Yeah
And
Yeah
And
Then
An
Extra
So
Many
Wands
I
Know
But
There's
A
Five
That's
Points
Damage
Well
There's
Tonight
Narratively
Declare
She
Can
Reroll
Her
Damage
I
Wish
Well
More
More
Of
The
Stone
Substance
Breaks
Off
Of
It
As
More
Of
The
Black
Icarus
Rot
Begins
To
Weep
Out
And
As
That
Happens
The
Red
Swirling
Mass
Of
Energy
Begins
To
Encircle
The
Head
Once
Again
However
As
You
Cut
Into
It
There
Is
A
Moment
There's
A
Brief
Moment
As
You
Cut
Deep
Into
The
Stone
Work
Here
Thank
You
Accolade
Of
Pooksy
For
This
Complication
Entitled
Real
Or
Cake
Oh
God
And
For
A
Moment
This
Is
A
Good
One
You
You
Think
That
This
This
Head
This
Strange
Head
That
Juts
Out
Of
The
Wall
Is
An
Incredibly
Realistic
Cake
Granting
You
The
Confused
Condition
What
A
What
A
Timely
Reference
Chat
What
A
Totally
Timeless
Reference
To
When
Things
Were
We're
Going
Through
The
Backlog
We've
Got
Sums
Which
Are
Like
A
Year
A
Go
You
Know
It's
A
Pull
Of
A
Hat
Guys
Guys
Here's
A
Fucking
Cake
What
What
Or
Freaks
Out
You're
Up
Of
Course
Oh yeah
I
Think
She's
Going
To
Die
I'm
Going
To
Be
Totally
Little
About
That
Um
So
Here's
The
Rub
Yep
Tannhauser's
Down
I can
Fix
That
I can
Stop
That
From
Happening
Sure
Yeah
I can't
Get him
Up
Like I
Can't
Wake
Him
Up
No
Then
You
Know
The
Brain
Is
Gonna
Pulse
Again
That
Is
Entirely
True
Oh
No
We
Need
To
Get
Him
Out
Of
This
Bubble
Oh
I
Actually
Forgot
He
Would
Be
Dying
Too
My
Bad
Okay
Wretched
Wretched
Organ
Are
We
Having
Fun
Chat
I'm
Having
Fun
You
Know
It
Would
Be
In
The
Best
Interest
Of
Everyone
If
I
Didn't
Die
I
Can
Stop
Brought
In
Tan
Hazard
Brought
In
Tan
Hazard
Was
That
Speaker
What
Not
Like
This
Excellent
Alright
What's
The
Game
Plan
I
I've
Got
A
Game
Plan
Hold
On
Hold
On
Okay
So
I
Am
Going
To
Invoke
The
Powers
Of
My
Funny
Funny
Little
Essence
Of
Majesty
Okay
And
I'm
Going
To
Shoot
A
Beam
Of
Undo
Button
At
Tan
Hauser
And
I'm
Going to
Cast
Stabilize
So he
Will
Lose
The
Dying
Condition
He's
Unconscious
And
On
Top
Of
That
I'm
Going
To
Use
Another
Heel
Two
Action
Heel
To
Shoot
Another
Beam
Of
Clean
Up
On
Him
I've
Now
So just
To
Just to
Note
You
Wouldn't
Have
To
Stabilize
Like
Healing
Him
Will
Just
Stabilize
Him
Oh
Well
Yeah
So you
Don't
Have
To
Do
That
Part
Stabilizing
Is
Only
If
You
Like
Don't
Have
A
Healing
Maneuver
To
Use
I
understand
Yeah
See
Like
If
I
Was
Running
Past
Him
And
I
Didn't
Have
Myself
I
Didn't
Actually
Do
That
Yeah
Fair
Okay
So I'm
Going
To
Use
That
Cantrip
Instead
On
Myself
With
Heel
It'll
Cast
Two
Action
But
As
One
Action
On
Tanhauser
Let
Me
Target
Him
Measuring
Controls
Please
Cooperate
With
Me
Today
Thank
You
I
Please
Please
What
Are
We
Learning
It's
I
Was
Gonna
Cast
Another
Spell
But
I
Was
Like
Why
Can
I
Select
Tanhauser
Token
And
Low
Me
Hold
I
Can
Here
We
Go
Here
We
Go
Two
Action
Healy
On
Tanhauser
Fuck
Yeah
Give him
The big
Healy's
And
Hopefully
Keep him
Alive
For
A
Little
Bit
Longer
There
You
Go
Wow
Tanhauser
Is
Back
Up
Wounded
One
Hopefully
He
Doesn't
Die
Instantly
Again
Am I
Chances
He
Can
Critically
Fail
A
Save
Again
Now
I'm
I'm
Up
I'm
I'm
Not
Still
Unconscious
Am I
Uh
No
You
Aren't
Unconscious
But
You
Are
Pro
Oh
God
We
The
Good
News
Is
You're
Up
Next
Well
You're
Before
The
Brain
So
It
Should
Work
Out
In
Your
Favor
In
Theory
Uh
From
There
Since
That
Was
Only
One
Action
I'm
Gonna
Take
This
Opportunity
To
Invoke
Mental
Trauma
On
The
Brain
And
I'm
Gonna
Cast
Crisis
Of
Fate
Oh
Okay
Nice
I dig it
I'm
Assaulting
His
Faith
And
Living
Forever
Nothing
Will
Quite
Live
Forever
It's
A
So
How
Are
You
Doing
The
Two
Action
Heal
And
The
Two
Action
Crisis
Of
Faith
Would
The
People
Using
That
Effect
Cast
A
Spell
Which
Would
Normally
Be
Two
Actions
As
One
Action
A
Cantrip
Would
That
Still
Be
Applicable
Here
Uh
It
Specifies
Cantrip
Right
Oh
You
Are
Right
My
Yeah
So
Get
Dunked
On
You
Can
Anarchic
Barrage
It
You're
Absolutely
Right
I
Totally
You're
Also
Still
In
The
Cloud
I
But
I'm
Still
Quicken
I
Have
One
Chance
To
Move
Away
And
Potentially
Provoke
An
AOP
So
I
Will
Get
Aops
I
Can
Tell
You
That
So
Oh
Well
That's
That's
Good
I'm
Happy
Yeah
All
Right
I
Will
Use
My
Chance
To
Anarchic
Barrage
The
Unnatural
Energies
Animus
Son
Of
A
Bitch
You
Have
A
Hero
Point
Rahua
Yeah
But
I'm
Not
Going
To
Use
It
On
Anarchic
Run
Fine
Don't
Go
For
My
Bait
I'm
Not
Going
To
Take
Your
Bait
I
Know
Something
Worse
Is
Coming
I
Can
Feel
It
In
My
Beans
All
I
I
Will
Use
My
Final
Action
Be
Quick
Into
To
Step
A
Little
Bit
Further
Outside
Sure
You
Might
As
Well
Do
Your
Full
Movement
So
You
Can
Get
Out
The
Thing
And
That
Thing
Is
Going
To
Move
Into
You
That
Is
Entirely
True
I
Need
Spaces
So
I
Will
Go
I
Go
Right
Here
And
I
Will
In
My
Sure
Well
All
Right
Next
Up
Is
Orin
Yeah
It's
Orin
Time
Orin
Is
Going
To
Fly
All
The
Way
Over
Let's
See
Which
Way
I
Can
Kind
Of
Go
That
Can
Be
The
Most
Efficient
I
Been
Sitting
Here
Going
Like
Can
I
Go
This
Way
Because
I
Can
Really
Help
Heal
People
Because
Tannhauser
Still
Needs
To
Be
Helt
I
Did
Put
The
Healing
Thing
To
The
Side
For
Him
So
I
I'm
Gonna
I'm
Have
To
Fight
It
With
Tannhauser
Unfortunately
I'm
Not
Gonna
Be
To
Get Out
Of
Here
In
Time
And
Heal
At
The
Same
Time
So
We're
Gonna
Have
To
Figure
This
Out
Buddy
So
Oren
Is
Going
To
Stand
Over
Here
Pretty
Much
Right
By
His
Healing
Thing
Just
So
He
Can
Touch
It
If
He
Ever
Needs
To
He's
Going
To
Look
At
Tannhauser
And
Throw
Dirt
At
Him
And
It
Will
Plop
On
To
Him
And
Heal
Him
Come
Come
Out
Alright
Heal
Me
Alright
So
For
The
It's
A
Two
Action
Heal
Pretty
Much
To
Help
You
Out
There
We
Go
That's
Points
Of
Healing
That's
A
Fourth
Rank
Heal
I
Buy
That
For
A
Dollar
So
You
Got
Healed
For
Tannhauser
So
Oren
Kind
Like
Over
To
The
South
Side
Of
The
Brain
He
Is
Right
By
This
Healing
Font
Thing
That
Heal
Has
Right
Beside
Him
That's
One
Action
The
Two
Actions
Is
That
And
That's
The
End
Of
Orren
Turn
Now
It's
Tannhauser
I
Believe
Like
Tannhauser
The
Brain
Is
Vulnerable
But
It
Might
Do
The
Wub
Again
I
Fear
No
Brain
For
Steel
Is
Mightier
Than
Flesh
I'm
Going
Yeah
I'm
Also
On
The
Ground
Now
So
I
Can
Help
You
Flank
If
You
Need
It
Yay
Since
I
Have
Don't
Have
Focus
Points
But
I
Should
I'm
Going
To
Cast
Dimensional
Assault
I'm
Going
To
Move
Myself
Here
So
I'm
Not
Going
To
Be
Prone
Anymore
Because
I'm
Going
To
Teleport
On
My
Feet
Okay
I
Seem
To
Have
Exploded
In
Some
Way
Um
Yeah
When
You
Cast
That
Spell
It
Allows
You
To
Teleport
And
It
Doesn't
Effect
Oh
That's
Really
Cute
I'm
Not
Going
To
Attack
Instead
I'm
Going
To
Bespel
Weapon
As
A
Free
Action
Adding
D6
Uh
That
Teleportation
Attack
Was
A
Nothing
Wasn't
Any
Of
These
Uh
It
Says
Requirements
Your
Most
Recent
Action
Was
To
Cast
A
Non
Cantrip
Spells
You
Didn't
Do
A
Focus
I
Did
A
Focus
Which
Is
Not
A
Cantrip
Yeah
So
It's
A
Non
Cantrip
Spell
So
You
Should
Be
Fine
For
That
Unless
There's
Something
I was
Asking
For
A
Cantrip
I
Mean
It
Doesn't
Especially
Matter
But
It
Doesn't
Follow
Any
Of
These
Spell
Schools
Yeah
It's
Kind
Of
A
Weird
One
That's
Why
Uh
I
Would
Say
It's
Actually
Wait
No
It's
Conjuration
Okay
Cool
Cool
So
An
Additional
One
D6
Spell
Strike
And
I'm
Going
To
Throw
A
Fifth
Level
Shocking
Grass
Okay
What's
The
Chances
You
Could
Bungle
This
They're
Low
I
Know
He
Hits
That's
A
Hit
Alright
Cool
Cool
So
I
Will
Roll
The
Damage
From
The
Weapon
Yep
Which
Will
Be
This
Plus
An
Additional
D6
What do
Say
The
Numbers
For
The
Listeners
At
All
That
Is
Going
To
Be
Ten
Just
Physical
Damage
Yep
And
Then
It's
Time
For
The
Big
Boy
Shocking
Grass
This
Is
Being
Up
Cast
Four
Times
Yep
So
It
Is
Going
To
Be
Okay
Let's
See
It
See
We
Go
Oh
That
Is
Not
A
Very
Wow
That
Is
Not
Ideal
Oh
God
Kill
Me
Whatever
It
Doesn't
Matter
You
Do
Points
Of
Damage
To
The
Brain
That's
Better
Than
A
Kick
In
The
Head
What's
Actually
What's
The
Weapon
Type
You
Use
There
That
Was
The
Excorioturge
So
That
Would
Be
Slashing
I
Think
Okay
Yeah
So
You'll
Do
An
Extra
Ten
Points
Cause
It
Is
We
To
Slashing
Hey
Well
There's
A
Brain
Yeah
She
Did
Okay
And
Mossy
Weapon
At
All
No
I
I
Don't
Know
I
Don't
Know
If
I
Got
Mossy
Weapons
You
Also
Can't
Stack
Weaknesses
It
Takes
Whatever
The
Best
Fair
Enough
Alright
Well
Now
That
I
Know
That
I
Might
Start
Putting
Some
Gouging
Claws
On
This
Fella
But
In
The
Interim
Regardless
That
Is
My
Turn
Cause
I'm
Out
Of
Actions
Well
Or
Looks
At
Tan
Houser
Doing
What's
Coming
He's
Like
It's
Gonna
Hurt
Mr
Tan
Houser
Not
If
You
Prepare
Yourself
How
Can
I
Prepare
Myself
Myself
Though
It's
You
Should
Have
Not
Distrib
Lights
Not
Distrib
Lights
The
The
Brain
The
Brain
Has
Like
A
Bag
Pulled
Off
Its
Head
And
It
Snags
The
Microphone
And
Shouts
It's
Me
Austin
Bitch
It
Like
Unleashes
Another
Massive
Pulse
Of
Mental
Energy
Can
Both
Of
You
Give
Me
Will
Saves
Oren
And
Tan
Houser
Mr
Tan
Houser
Just
Just
Think of
The
Good
Old
Days
Just
Think of
Whatever
Makes
You
Happy
What
Does
Make
You
Happy
Now
Roll
The
Save
What
Does
Make
You
Happy
Roll
The
Save
What
Makes
Me
Happy
Is
Oren
Rolls
A 12
On
The
Dine
For
A
Total
Of
Tan
Houser
You
Mutate
If
You
Mutate
Yourself
The
Speaker
Speaker
What
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
I have
Plus 17
Of this
Shit
I know
You're doing
So awful
You have a
Hero
Point
Oh
Yeah
I'll
Yeah
Yeah
You
Well
Resolve
Is only
If he
Succeeds
And he
Currently
Does
Not
Succeed
I
Have
Chad
Give
You
A
Hero
Point
Would
You
Call
This
Now
This
Is
Mental
Damage
Yes
Yes
Now
Would
You
Consider
Mental
Illness
A
Disease
Get
The
Fuck
Out
That's
What
You
Get
For
That
Jokey
Mother
I
Have
Plus
One
Against
Diseases
Your
Hubris
Your
Hubris
Avails
You
Nothing
Okay
Well
I
Get
I
Get
Jack
And
I
Also
Get
So
Yeah
So
Let
Let
Me
Roll
Some
Like
Oh
Christ
Oh
I
Rolled
Well
Too
Excellent
So
You're
Going
To
Take
Or
And
You're
Going
To
Take
Halfsies
And
On
A
Fail
You
Are
Wasn't
Crit
Fail
But
You're
Stunned
How
Sir
So
That
Means
During
Your
Next
Turn
You
Lose
One
Action
That's
Fine
Yeah
And
That
Was
Its
First
Action
After
Your
Vicious
Strike
Against
It
It
Once
Again
Uses
Its
Last
Action
To
Target
You
Unleashing
A
Crackling
Blast
Of
Mental
Energy
Oddly
Enough
This
Is
A
Ranged
Attack
So
It
Will
Provoke
If
You
Want
A
A
Bit
I
Would
A
I
Don't
Suppose
I
Could
A
Stop
With
Cantrip
No
I
No
No
No
We
No
No
It's
Just
A
Melee
Well
Let's
Let's
Let's
Give
It
A
Shot
Hey
Sweet
We
Take
Those
Okay
And
That's
On
The
A
On
Okay
Cool
So
You
Will
Do
Up
To
Its
Next
Threshold
Oh
Oh
No
It's
Gonna
Do
It
Again
It
Is
That
Is
Preparing
Yourself
And
Then
The
Shield
Goes
Up
Around
It
Again
Goes
Down
By
The
Face
And
Then
I'm
Gonna
Roll
Its
Attack
On
You
Which
Provoked
The
A
Op
Cause
It's
Still
Technically
Alive
But
I
Am
Concealed
That's
True
Actually
So
Yes
How
Long
Does
That
Last
For
I
Don't
Know
Let
Let
Me
Find
Out
For
You
I
Think
That's
Like
Forever
It
Doesn't
Have
An
End
One
Sec
For
A
Number
Of
Rounds
Equal
To
Half
Your
Level
So
Five
A
This
Would
Be
The
Last
Round
You
Benefit
From
It
Well
I
Benefited
So
Much
From
It
So
Far
And
This
Is
Where
OBS
Crashed
The
First
Time
This
Is
Why
I
Do
Jabroni
Mike
Taft
Pog
And
She
Should
Be
Back
Now
I
Think
Got
It
Looking
Like
It
I
See
It
We're
Operational
Nice
Alright
Make
Sure
YouTube
Is
Fine
YouTube
If
Strings
Back
Let
Me
Know
Just
Everything
That
We're
Saying
And
On
Twitch
Side
Twitch
Say
One
If
Everything
Is
Back
I
Think
Everything
Is
Back
Okay
Yeah
For
Some
Reason
OBS
Just
Crashed
It
Just
Shut
Down
Weird
That was
Fucking
Machine
Okay
Thanks
Everybody
Alright
As
We're
Continuing
Where
Do
We
Leave
Off
I
Think
Basically
The
Shield
Came
Up
Town
House
Orin
Game
Of
Thing
Now
It's
Baldrick's
Turn
Baldrick
You're
Moving
Up
To
Do
Something
Yes
I'm
Moving
Feet
Over
No
I
Run
Up
To
Vena
Are
You
Running
Through
The
Cloud
Yes
I'll
Run
Through
The
Cloud
Give
Me
A
Will
Save
You
Got
It
Actually
One
Second
It
Might
Be
A
Reflex
Save
Let
Me
Double
Check
Reflex
Save
For
This
One
Ah
Even
Better
Fuck
You
Straight
To
Hell
Okay
Let
Me
Roll
Some
Damage
I'm
Erasing
Thurston's
Name
Off
Of
The
Star
Finder
Book
As
A
Natural
One
Ladies
Gentlemen
As
The
Mercy
Thing
There
Is
A
Hero
Point
On
The
Table
So
Are
You
Gonna
Let
Me
Use
It
I
Absolutely
I
Am
I
You
Know
Fine
Just
Take
The
Charity
Fine
Whatever
And
This
Is
Where
Our
Recording
Software
OBS
Crashed
Again
Like
This
Is
Gonna
Be
A
Real
Fucked
Up
Look
At
Episode
It's
Gonna
Be
So
Annoying
Okay
We
Should
Be
Back
Type
One
In
YouTube
Or
In
Twitch
If
We're
Back
Or
So
We
Should
Be
Okay
We'll
Try
To
Get
Through
This
As
Quick
As
We
Can
So
We
Got
Some
Ones
We
Got
Some
Ones
All right
Baldrick
Took
Some
Damage
Now
Baldrick
What's
Your
Next
Action
My
Next
Action
Is
To
Quick
Alchemy
Together
Using
My
Four
One
Of
My
Four
Remaining
Shots
A
Vindicator
Mist
Okay
Now
Thurston
I'm
Gonna
Ask
You
A
Question
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Give
You
Because
I
Don't
Think
This
Comes
Up
Terribly
Often
Okay
Do
I
Have
To
Make
An
Attack
Roll
On
Myself
To
Use
A
Vindicator
Mist
On
No
No
You're
Fine
Just
To
Drink
Your
Own
Bomb
Oh
No
I'm
Not
Drinking
It
I'm
Hitting
Myself
With
It
I'm
Gonna
Heal
Vena
With
It
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
That's
Fine
As
Well
Actually
That's
An
Idea
For
Later
Smash
It
Over
Your
Own
Bucket
No
I
Mean
The
Thing
Is
I
Was
I
Was
Immediately
Thinking
Like
Wouldn't
It
Be
Really
Funny
If
I
Could
Quick
Alchemy
A
And
I'm
Going
To
Use
It
On
Myself
I
Don't
I
I'll
Pick
It
Up
And
Then
I
Will
Just
Damage
Right
Yeah
Yeah
Just
I
Have
A
Question
Can
I
Roll
To
See
If
I
Critically
Hit
Myself
Yes
But
That
Means
You
Could
Critically
Fail
Fine
Okay
And
Go
That's
Pretty
Good
That's
Points
I'm
Bad
Yeah
Take
Those
And
You
You
Just
Hurt
Me
What
You
Hurt
Me
For
That
Much
You
Hurt
Me
Baldrick
Is
Dying
There
You
Go
I've
Upped
Your
Health
There
We
Go
And
Being
It
Gifts
Like
Six
At
Once
All
Right
And
That's
My
Go
Very
Good
Very
Good
Some
Healing
Healing
All
The
Way
Okay
Okay
Okay
I
Don't
Have
Many
Moves
I
Can
Do
Well
The
Face
Is
Gonna
Go
That's
Great
He
Shouldn't
Move
Though
He's
A
Face
Gonna
Start
Moving
All
Of
Those
Baldrick
Can
You
Give
Me
A
Reflex
Save
You
Got
A
Dog
Uh
You
All
The
Man
Now
Dog
You
Are
The
Dog
Now
Man
You
Are
The
Dog
How's
A
Oh
You
Are
Fine
You
Take
Nada
I
Prepared
For
It
This
Time
Cloud
Ain't
Sneaking
Up
On
Me
Uh
Veena
Um
How
How
High
Up
Are
You
Lunging
Attack
That's
Right
So
Give
Me
Give
Me
Give
Me
One
Of
Them
Reflex
Saves
Veena
Reflex
Saves
Don't
Mind
If
I
Do
Appears
Around
You
More
Of
These
Figures
Just
Eternally
Appearing
Oh
That's
That's
Not
Great
It's
Gonna
Be
Fail
It's
Gonna
Be
A
Fail
You're
Gonna
Take
Points
Of
Damage
My
Mental
Damage
As
Like
You
Feel
Your
Mind
Being
Ripped
Like
Images
Of
The
Images
Of
Your
Crew
Mutiny
Your
Residents
In
The
Jail
Something
Just
Like
Peering
Into
That
Moment
Of
Your
Life
Trying
To
Understand
Something
Of
It
Then
Rahua
You're
Gonna
Get
A
Mind
Bullet
On
You
Fuck
They're
Gonna
Shoot
Rahua
To
Death
I
Am
Gonna
Shoot
They're
Gonna
Hit
Me
Yeah
That's
Terrible
Damage
Though
I'm
Only
You
Don't
Feel
Like
Again
It's
More
Like
This
Is
Just
Annoying
Like
Intrusion
Into
Your
Mind
But
This
Thing
Is
Not
Able
To
Really
Do
Much
To
You
Avina
You're
Up
Oh
Yes
And
Then
It
Takes
Fucking
Points
Of
Acid
Damage
Yeah
And
Now
This
Is
The
Third
And
Hopefully
Final
Time
Our
Recording
Software
Didn't
Crash
Again
On
Us
We
Apologize
For
This
And
If
You're
Hearing
This
Type
Globetalk
Has
Now
Hindered
Us
In
The
Comments
Globetalk
Hinders
Because
I
Think
He
Tried
To
Help
Keep
It
Together
Then
The
Brain
Will
Go
Active
You'll
Take
The
Brain
Down
Then
You
Kill
The
Head
Then
You
Kill
The
Brain
Turn
Off
The
Hero
Point
Bar
So
I'm
Just
Going to
Do
That
Just
To
Be
Like
Okay
Let
Me
See
If
That
Might
Be
Messing
With
It
But
It
Might
Be
The
Code
Overwhelming
OBS
For
Some
Weird
Reason
I
Don't
Know
The
Hero
Point
Buyers
Something
Happened
With
Them
Where
They're
Updating
A
Million
Times
A
Second
And
Crashing
But
It
Could
Be
That
Could
Be
Something
Else
But
That's
What
They
Can
Diagnose
Right
Now
So
We'll
Just
Try
Wrap
It
Up
So
We
Can
Actually
Have
An
Episode
For
People
Yeah
So
Veena
You
Can
Make
Her
Attack
Now
So
You
Are
Recovered
Oh
I
Am
The
Bad
Juice
On
Him
So
I'm
Going
To
Go
Up
First
Movement
Feet
Yeah
Second
Two
Actions
Plunging
Attack
This
Is
What
I
Got
The
Wangs
For
That's
A
Enough
For
Panache
Nash
That's
True
He's
A
Stationary
Target
And
Then
Strike
Strike
And
I've
Got
My
Finisher
Checked
Yes
You
Have
Gotta
Be
Shitting
This
Is
Great
Y'all
This
Is
Great
The
Dice
You
Had
A
Hero
Point
Right
No
I
Don't
Think
No
We
Didn't
Me
And
Me
And
Veena
We're
Lacking
A
Hero
Point
All
Right
Sucks
To
Be
You
Second
Attack
I'm
Trying
To
Fix
Everything
No
You
Yeah
You
Figured
Okay
Final
Attack
Am I
Making
That
At
Minus
Five
Yep
Well
Minus
Four
I
Think
Because
You
Have
An
Agile
Weapon
Yeah
Yeah
Auto
Calc
All
That
So
Wow
I
Gotta
Go
Lie
Down
Alright
Ruhua
You're
Up
Okay
Well
That's
Fine
Vena
Dice
Moment
Vena
Dice
Moment
Oh
Shmow
Wow
Help us
DPS race
This thing
I am
Going to
Do the
Very
Best I
Can
Cast
Bone
Shaker
On
The
Rock
Shake
His
Bones
Vena
Moment
I'm
Going
To
Cast
Bone
Shaker
On
The
Rock
Sweet
Put
It
In
Chat
Let's
Do
It
Let's
Fucking
Do
It
Let's
Fucking
Go
Boys
Let's
Fucking
Go
Chat
La
Okay
It's
Going
To
Be
Cast
As
The
No
I can't
I'm
Cast
It's
Fine
Oh
No
It's
Going
To
Reaction
Reaction
I'm
Okay
Tell you
To
Go
Fuck
Yourself
Yeah
I
Fucking
Guess
He
The
Stone
Does
Not
Shake
What's
Your
Next
Action
My
Next
Action
Is
To
Fucking
Leap
No
I
Literally
Cannot
Do
Anything
Else
You've
Got
A
Quicken
Right
So
You
Can
Move
Yeah
I'm
Just
Gonna
Fucking
Leave
I
Guess
Okay
From
The
Clouds
Yeah
All
Right
Orin
You're
Up
Okay
Orin
Is
Gonna
See
Pretty
Much
All
Three
Actions
He
Is
Going
To
Long
Distance
Heal
Baldrick
With
A
For
The
Two
Action
Heal
He'll
Do
A
Reach
Spell
To
Go
For
Feet
And
So
Pre
Measured
Can
Get
Baldrick
For
That
Distance
Nope
Feet
Yeah
It's
Him
And
So
Roll
Healing
This
Is
Fourth
Rake
For
You
Get
Healed
For
And
That
Is
The
End
Of
Orange
Turn
Heck
Yeah
Okay
Ten
Houser
You're
Up
Oh
God
Let's
See
What
I
Can
Do
Um
So
I've
Lost
An
Action
Yes
You
Have
To
Sack
An
Action
Which
You
Know
Yeah
So
You'll
Have
Two
Actions
Yes
The
Answer
Is
Yes
Yes
Okay
Let's
See
How
Far
Away
Am I
From
Our
Friend
Yeah
That's
Not
Close
Enough
Um
If I
Move
Here
Yeah
I
Actually
Don't
Think
I
Can
Really
Add
Much
Meaningfully
To
This
So
I'm
Gonna
Spend
Two
Actions
Uh
Touching
The
Healing
Orb
Yeah
There
You
Orb
Cool
And
The
Stun
Will
Go
Away
You
May
Touch
The
Orb
And
How
Much
Does
It
Heal
Me
For
Uh
The
Orb
Will
Heal
You
For
Uh
Nineteen
Because
You're
Forty
And
I'll
Touch
It
Again
Nope
Sorry
Okay
You
Touch
It
One
More
Time
Uh
You
You
Will
Get
Sixteen
All
Right
And
That's
Cool
All
Right
All
Right
I've
Got
A
Brain
Got
A
Brain
Brain
It's
Gonna
Pulse
So
It's
Only
Gonna
Hit
Tannhauser
And
Orrin
Here
Because
Ruhu
Is
Playing
So
I
Need
Will
Saves
From
Both
Of
You
Two
That
Is
Permissible
Excellent
Tannhauser
I feel
Like
The
Forces
At
Bay
Are
Trying
To
Prevent
Us
From
Fighting
This
Brain
It's
Even
Affecting
The
Stream
The
Stream
You
Are
You
You
You
Know
About
That
We
Have
People
Watching
Us
Have
To
Kill
Him
He
Can't
Let
Anything
Else
Know
Everyone
Did
This
Become
Rick
And
Morty
Orange
Losing
His
Mind
The
Metal
Damage
Is
Too
I
See
Them
They
Judged
Us
Every
Day
There's
A
Thing
In
The
Comet
Section
They
Don't
Know
What
They're
Talking
About
Just
Slap
Him
In
The
Face
The
Revolution
The
Revolution
The
Revolution
Get
Yourself
Together
I
Rolled
A 31
On
My
Will
Save
The
Brain
Is
Gonna
Shoot
You
Orin
With
With
A gun
It's
Mental
Gun
But
It
It
Does
Yeah
So
Tannhauser
Failed
The
Save
So
You'll
Be
Stunned
One
Again
And
Then
It
Is
Going
To
Shoot
You
Orin
For
Is
That
Crit
Cool
That
Crits
He
Looks
At
Tannhauser
And
Ine
Kidada
Does
The
Peace
Sign
As
He
Fucking
Disintegrates
Oh
My
God
You
Going
To
Put
Me
To
Sleep
Orin
Just
Disappears
Does
Does
He
Just
Dead
He's
Not
Dead
Is
He
No
He
Just
Goes
To
Dying
To
He
Goes
To
Dying
To
Orin
Orin
Cannot
Withstand
The
Brain's
Power
He's
All
Right
Assaulted
By
Those
Like
The
Brains
Go
Bulldrick
Here
I
Attack
This
Thing
I
Want
To
Get
Rid
Of
This
Man
Now
He
Is
Infuriated
Me
For
The
Last
Time
Thurston
True
It's
Fair
Alchemist
Fire
Attack
Go
That's
A
Hit
Yep
I'm
Damaging
Him
Now
I'm
Killing
You
Plus
Okay
Actually
That's
But
Yes
Yeah
I
Got
It
Okay
Thurston
I got
Great
News
For
You
Yep
I got
One
More
Of
Them
I'm
Doing
Map
Map
Minus
Five
Go
God
Fuck
You
Critical
Miss
Okay
So
Poorly
Today
You
Have
Every
Boss
Encounter
It's
It's
A
Thing
This
Has
Been
Super
Naturally
Unlucky
But
Given
Our
Precedent
I mean
I
Don't
Know
If
It's
Been
That
Much
Away
From
The
Norm
But
It
Feels
Like
It's
That
Too
Much
Can I
Get
Reflex
Saves
No
I'm
Gonna
Explode
Okay
Reflex
Save
You
Said
Yeah
Reflex
Save
For
You
And
Vina
Please
Yeah
Ooh
Nice
So
You
Take
Nothing
Vina
And
Then
Baldrick
You
Will
Take
Half
Of
This
So
Only
Eight
Hell
Yes
I
Take
Eight
Damage
Then
The
Face
Will
Attempt
To
Shoot
A
Mental
Bolt
Out
At
Rahua
Again
Who
Continues
To
Be
It
It's
Annoyance
Oh
It's
Your
Turn
Not
I
Went
Twice
Okay
Yes
Take
Your
Last
Action
Yes
You
Fucking
Bean
Do
Do
It
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Fucking
Frost
Vial
Because
I've
Run
Out
Of
Bombs
Yeah
That's
Fair
Roll
Easy
That'll
Hit
No
No
It'll
Miss
Fuck
You
But
It
Takes
Six
Cold
Damage
Freeze
It
Now
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Takes
Six
Cold
Damage
Okay
It's
Very
Cold
And
Rocky
Okay
All
All right
Then
Then it
Does
It's
Thing
It
Moves
And
Then
It's
Gonna
Shoot
At
Rahua
With
Psychic
Blast
Again
No
I'm
Going to
Spend
A
Villain
Point
Because
I've
Been
Sitting
On
Three
This
Entire
Session
Fair
Oh
That'll
Hit
That's
Right
Rahua
Wait
Oh
It's
Rain
Strike
We're
Gonna
Hit you
For
Thirty
Mental
Damage
Pew
Pew
In
The
Kiss
Then
Then
End
Of
Its
Turn
It's
Gonna
Take
Eighteen
Fucking
Points
Of
Acid
Damage
Which
Will
Cause
It
To
Hit
Its
Last
Threshold
And
Then
Once
Again
It's
The
Flip
Zone
You
Can
Tell
That
Now
This
Is
It
This
Is
For
All
The
Marbles
As
When
You
Do
This
The
Immense
Sort
Of
Face
In
The
Wall
Crumbles
Apart
Collapsing
Into
Nothing
And
Then
The
Barrier
On
The
Brain
Disappears
Alright
And
That
Was
That
Guys
Go
Veena
You're
Up
Okay
Alright
What
Is
Wrong
With
Orange
Hill
Why
Is
He
Got
Zero
Cause
He's
Dead
He
Got
Down
He
Got
Macro
Dosed
With
Sipsy
Sorry
I
Blinked
And
I
Missed
It
He
Was
Full of
These
Did
Okay
Okay
So
How
Low
To
The
Ground
Are
These
Clouds
Uh
They're
Like
Ten
Feet
Up
Above
The
Ground
Sort
Of
Thing
Okay
I'm
Gonna
Use
My
Movement
To
Go
Above
Them
And
Then
Forward
For
My
First
Two
Actions
Okay
Feet
And
Guess
What
I'm
Gonna
Do
Thurston
Plunging
Attack
Okay
Do
It
Up
Acrobatics
Yeah
It's
An
Immovable
Brain
So
That's
Gonna
Give
You
Panache
On
It
Yes
And
Then
I'm
Going
To
Attack
You
Know
What
I'm
Just
Gonna
Let
You
I'm
Gonna
Give
You
One
Of
My
Villain
Points
Just
To
Fucking
Help
You
Yeah
Just
Roll
It
Again
Those
Points
Don't
Fit
In
Our
Coins
They're
Too
Big
I'm
Giving
You
A
Big
Coin
My
Pity
Points
Yeah
Then
It's
Gonna
Be
A
Nat
One
Thanks
Chad
You
Got
Me
It's
A
Critical
Shit
Sure
Okay
Thank
You
So
The
Villain
Points
Are
More
Powerful
Than
The
Hero
Points
Shit
Fuck
My
Secrets
Damn it
Damn it
We
Hold
Now
All
We
All
We
Needed
To
Know
Is
That
The
Villain
Point
Is
Thurston
Picking
Up
The
Die
Rolling
It
In
His
Fingers
And
Then
Putting
It
Down
On
The
Number
He
Wants
That's
Right
All
Fucking
Do
Me
A
Crit
All
Right
Thank
You
For
The
Pity
Point
Thurston
You're
Welcome
Uh
Role
Playing
Everyone
Is
A
Cooperative
Game
I
Want
You
To
Understand
This
Role
Playing
Is
A
Cooperative
Game
Did
You
Do
Points
Of
Damage
To
This
I
Love
Technically
Actually
That's
Piercing
That's
Right
Because
The
Weakness
So
Nice
Hell
Yeah
We
Got
It
Guys
Play
The
Air
Horn
It's
My
Knee
Hurts
Let's
Call it
There
We'll
Find
Out
What
Exactly
The
Meaning
Of
All
Of
This
Stuff
Was
Next
Session
They
Defeated
Another
Boss
Good
Job
They
Only
Needed
My
Help
To
Do
It
I'm
Scared
OBS
Is
Going
To
Crash
We're
Going
To
Do
This
Real
Fast
I'm
Sorry
To
Go
Through
It
Please
Follow
Everybody's
Socials
All in
The
Description
Go
Follow
Alpha
Boots
Channels
For
Water
Darkness
Stuff
Go watch
Hockey
Crow
Streams
Odo
Odo
Is
Amazing
I'm
A
Goober
Thanks
Thurston
For
Game
Mastering
Love
Y'all
Let's
Have
A
Wonderful
Day
Goodbye
Look
At
The
Norfolk
Wizard
Game
Thanks
Goodbye
Bye
Fuck
You
OBS
Yay