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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Kicking off the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem with Lamb of God's cover, Children of the Grave. I'm shocked we didn't have the original in the system. So Yeah. I, took it upon myself to put it into the system last night.
Well, there were a bunch of songs I wanted to play today during the morning show that, yeah, weren't in the system, like hand of doom. I didn't get around to putting that in, but I did add, like, Snowblind. I added some other Aussie solo songs. I put in the, song that inspired the title of my public access TV show, Megalomania, ten minute prog rock epic. Nice.
Nice. Yeah. So I played that. The k Bear in Utah is trying to do their whole Aussie tribute as well as many other radio stations across the country. But, I can guarantee you, they're not playing lamb of God, children of the grave, or anything like that.
No. And, Anything like Megalomania like you just mentioned? Yeah. I I wanted to pull up some some deeper cuts. You know, I pulled up, some stuff off the Osmosis album.
I I mean, there's so many songs. How about we play? Songs. How about we play the intro to this one, when Ozzy and Jessica Simpson did Winter Wonderland together. What?
Are you ready for this? Part is that everyone says he sounds like a swarm of bees right here. Just just listen. Just listen. Yeah.
Where's that button? I don't have it pulled up here. Yeah. It's I know it's in my button bar. Oh, there it is.
Hold on. Again? I I mean, there's so many Ozzy appeared on all kinds of crazy things. And, you know, it's been fun watching the social media feeds because there's just relentless Ozzy videos. Like, my whole Facebook feed for two days now has just been Aussie stuff.
And, like, some of the Osbourne's clips are coming up that are so funny. Oh, the one that I was laughing at before and for of of when we found out he passed away was the one where he's like, who touched the beer on my nightstand? And Sharon's like, nobody nobody moved it, honey. He's like, somebody got in and touched my beer. And then the the other clip that we were talking about with Josh is the whole, like, the the your name's gonna be dead if you touch my chicken cat, and he's, like, screaming at a cat on the kitchen counter.
Yeah. I forgot how funny that show was. I mean, because Ozzy is just hilarious. And I'm, rest rest in peace. Right.
Ozzy. The Howard Stern Show, thirty minute compilation of Ozzy Osbourne's best moments in the show was popping up here. I bet we can't play any clips of that. That's the thing. Like, I wanted to play the the clip about the bubbles.
Oh, that's great. But I didn't have time to edit all of the f bombs out of it. The one thing I talked about on the afternoon show when I was prerecording parts of it today was the the, the Osborne no. The, the podcast they did, right before he passed away. Like, the Yeah.
And, the Sharon was talking about how women weren't allowed to have credit cards till 1975. And Ozzy goes, that was a good law just out of nowhere. He's funny. He's witty and funny. Like and that's, I think one of the many reasons people liked him.
Like, I think the Osborne show made people love Ozzy, like, more than ever just because he was so funny and likable. You know, he's crazy. He's a maniac. I wanna hear that intro one more time. We need to add this to the K Bear Christmas playlist year, you know.
The mix is very strange. They must have auto tuned the crap out of Ozzy's vocals. He layered, like, three different vocal tracks Yeah. On top of each other from what I've heard. But, yeah, all the comments here, are you listening?
Yeah, bro. It's hard not to. And I I laughed at the, like, the clip that Conan uploaded or his team uploaded too about, what was it? The, right after 09:11. It was, like, October 18.
Ozzy came to the, late night offices and just started messing with people. And, like, he started eyeing a dove in somebody's office. He was, like, reaching for it to eat it. I know. He he was just so funny, man, and he'd crack jokes on stage.
Like, he was, you know, definitely one of the best live performers ever. Oh, yeah. I mean, that guy could command a crowd, and he, you know, would refuse to play songs till the place, you know, got loud enough. And I remember at one show, he's like, nope. I mean, lots of f bombs, but I wanna see this place go crazy.
And they, you know, the place would go crazy. Not good enough. Like, he he's a madman. Alright. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem.
I am Peaches. I'm Victor Wilt. My very first break of the show today, I talked about this, but then I went full Aussie. So, you know, I didn't get back to doing any, you know, crazy news or anything. But I I thought I'd read this one to you because I didn't know if you saw this on Reddit.
Am I the jerk for leaving my boyfriend's place in the middle of the night after he locked the bathroom? Do you see this one? Oh, no. I haven't. Okay.
Well, I mean, lock the bathroom. K. Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Wait place when we've been dating for about six months. Around 11PM, I got up to use the bathroom. I tried the handle, and it was locked. I waited thinking maybe he was in there, but, nope, he was just sitting on the couch. So I asked why is the bathroom locked?
And he says, I don't let people use my bathroom after 10PM. It's a boundary I have. And she's like I I I think he has, some sort of maybe some autistic thing. Maybe. I don't know.
That that or he's a serial killer. Yeah. And so she says, I told him I needed to pee, and he just goes, you'll have to wait until morning. And then so Did he say, like, you'll have to wait until morning, or did he say, like, you'll have to wait until morning? You're gonna have to wait until morning.
How about you go in the drawer? So she didn't know what to say, asked him to unlock it, told him it was ridiculous, and he stood firm, my space, my rules. Wow. So she left, and then she talked to some of her friends about it. And most of them were like, yeah.
That guy's a nut. Right. But a couple of them were like, maybe you're making too big of a deal out of it. Oh, sure. Even like dude.
They're following the Jade rule of having to disagree. Like, I don't know. I just thought that was so psychotic. You know? Just hold it till morning.
I mean, I would lock my bathroom just because it's disgusting. It's one of the like, the the the apartment bathroom is gross. I hate it. Yeah. Yeah.
It has that stupid floral print that's rusted. You know? I feel ashamed anytime someone comes over and, like, needs to use the restroom. Next time I'm up late, I'm I'm gonna lock the bathroom door and just mess with people. Be like, no.
That's a boundary I have now. Yeah. Tell Ben from the advocates. Sorry. You can't use my bathroom after 10PM.
That's a boundary I have to. Give give him and Becca a whole bunch of water, different beverages, and then they just lock the bathrooms. Like, all the bathrooms in the house can't use any of them. No. And then they probably go in the backyard.
Yeah. They probably would. I mean, that's what I would do if I was in that situation. Like, fine. I'm gonna go outside.
But it's more difficult, you know, for girls, I'm sure. I'd be like, fine. I'll just go right in the hot tub. Ruin your whole hot tub. Victor, we should talk about this.
What's a completely legal action that would instantly make someone suspect you're a serial killer? Oh, okay. I you're gonna have to dive into the list to give me ideas here. This guy said, one time a buddy and I were at Home Depot and, for a variety of reasons, bought a tarp, trash bags, rope, duct tape, an ax, gloves, and, I don't know, maybe a couple of other things, but you get the idea. Castro just says, am I gonna read about you guys on the news later?
Totally legal to go buy that kind of stuff for sure. Writing a book after being accused, describing how they would have done it like OG Simpson. Yeah. If I did it. Yeah.
Yeah. Maniac. I've I've been listening to the, well, it was kind of like a recap episode that last podcast did about OJ Simpson, and, that guy was a nut. My neighbor has a bunch of human length patches of disturbed dirt in his backyard. My wife and I joke that he has six corpses buried back there.
He probably does. Yeah. That's not normal. Where are the kids? I mean, okay.
Digging with a shovel in your yard late at night, it's legal. Mhmm. But, you know, you're gonna scare your neighbors, I'm sure. Having a refrigerated basement. Fully refrigerated basement.
That would cost a lot of money and power, I would think. Right? Would. Yeah. I mean, to keep it cold enough for dead bodies, that that that would definitely be serial killer.
You know, either the authorities, you know, are gonna think you're, a serial killer or that, you know, you're using a lot of electricity because you're, like, you know, you gotta grow up or or something going on in your house. Yeah. Yeah. Someone else wrote, my wife and I separated over a decade ago. We never divorced and she went off grid.
When I talked about this with coworkers, it's usually something like, wait. You're married? Yeah. But I haven't seen her in over ten years. Then I get weird looks for a long time.
She's out there somewhere. Don't worry about it. It's fine. Nothing to see here. And then people said people asking on Reddit how to not look like a serial killer.
Yeah. Exactly. Where is that thread, Searching the Internet for does vomit contain DNA? Oh my gosh. Carrying pizza boxes vertically.
Okay. Yeah. That's strange behavior. How about this one? Carpeting a bathroom.
Oh. That's the worst. That's the worst. There we go, Victor. I found the clip of, Ozzy's asking who stole the beers, if you wanna hear this again.
Hi, darling. Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room. I don't think so, darling. That that's why we are. K bear one o That would be good image.
No. No. It's perfect right here. Like, who someone stole the beers and he makes this weird sound. Bears away from my room.
I don't think so, darling. Maybe we should I don't know what's pay bear. We should've done something like that for a giveaway. Hey, if you wanna win Dropkick Murphy's tickets, do your best Aussie grunt. Do that.
Who could possibly do that? Who's the beer thief? You. You're the beer thief. Ozzy stole his own beers?
And I could have done that before too. Where'd all my beer go? This clip It's gone. This clip entered my head as soon as I heard the news. The only beer thief in my heart.
Farewell Ozzy. All the comments. It's a shame that it lived to the day where the perpetrator was brought to justice. Rest in peace, Oz. I I I wanna hear that apart again.
You've taken my beers away from my room. I don't think so, darling. Oh. That's why we are. K Bear one zero one.
Do something like that. Yeah. We should definitely start, adding lots of Aussie clips to imaging. Isn't he in one of the drops? He's in a drop.
But hi. This is Ozzy Osbourne. He's all he's all excited. But, no, we need some of his crazy clips from the Osbournes. Oh, yeah.
You know, where he's just yelling at things, and it'd be so funny. So funny. Well, we did stack up this hour with Black Sabbath Aussie tracks, and I'll play some on the afternoon show. I don't know if I wanna do a nonstop again. Yeah.
Because I feel like I already did that yesterday for three hours. It's up to you. I mean, I did three today too. I mean, if listeners call and request a song, sure, I'll play. Yeah.
But, other than that, we'll end with Planet Caravan, I guess. Hey. That's a good one. That's a good one. The noon hour of Madness of Man is a production of Riverbend Media Group.
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