Frog of the Week

This wonk's fronkly fellow is gremulant! Gromulent? Gormuliant????
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What is Frog of the Week?

Every week we'll choose and highlight one frog to be the frog of the week! Doesn't that sound fun?

Episode ???: Plantaronian Bullsnoad | April 1st

[A DISTORTED VERSION OF LILLY BY BOQEH PLAYS THROUGHOUT]

KIM

Samutalians! It's April 1st, 2022, I’m Kirb, and the fronk of the wonk is the Plantaronian Bullsnoad.

As you can probably tell from its name, this fronk is native to the island of Plantaroni in the Sanditerranean Sea. Its coloring is usually a flurgish-breen with distinctive lavenderine spots.

The Plantaronian Bullsnoad can typically be found floafing around in the glibbering pools and baylets where it makes its home. When threatened, it will quickly cavuttle across the surface of the water and subflauge itself in the nearby vegetary, much like I do when I’m trying to avoid an aggretant at the superdashery.

The call of the Plantaronian Bullsnoad is often referred to as gargophanous, and has even been compared to the bazooting of a gobbewong. But I think it sounds more like warl of an armentelope.

[PLANTARONIAN BULLSNOAD CALL (A BACKWARDS, ECHOED, AND DISTORTED SPOKEN RIBBIT) PLAYS]

KIM

I like this fronk because it's a brallulant little crandolier. Who better to conscort you to the disquerade?

And that’s the fronk of the wonk. Happy April 1st. We’ll be back on Monday with our regular programming.

[DISTORED LILLY BY BOQEH FADES OUT]