Clydesdale Media Podcast

We check in to see if Amy got her first Muscle Up, we check in with the Crew, the workouts, the events from the weekend.  Who is moving on to Semi Finals and who has a long offseason? Who is more impressive than Andrea Nisler?

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We cover the sport of CrossFit from all angles. We talk with athletes, coaches and celebrities that compete and surround in the sport of CrossFit at all levels. We also bring you Breaking News, Human Interest Stories and report on the Methodology of CrossFit. We also use the methodology to make ourselves the fittest we can be.

Only thing that changed was the game,

Charlie.

That's all there is.

So what's going on?

We're here, live, roundtable,

every Tuesday.

We are.

About a minute late, Rebecca ran over,

but that was a good conversation.

So glad we got to have that.

Oh, yeah.

So what's going on with you?

you know doing a little

fitness thing watching

people fitness all the good

things so um amy had an

appointment today so she is

not going to be on yes but

you observed her competing

in quarterfinals I did was

she able to get her first

bar muscle up no she bring

muscle up she unfortunately

Did not.

We didn't take into the

account that she cannot do

a strict handstand push-up.

Really?

It's the biggest surprise

that I've ever heard in my life.

Wow.

I thought she could.

I did, too.

I thought I've seen her do them,

but apparently I did not.

I watched her do them, too.

So if she has a pad, like I have Matt pad,

she can do them.

I think it's a, uh,

same as the ring muscle up.

We just got mental breaks.

We need to get through here.

She's strong enough.

She can do kipping all day.

You taking her on as a client?

teach your day one how to do

a strict here's how you do

it isn't it frustrating

like when you see that in

and neither one of us made

quarters so like we're not

we're not here judging

anybody by any means no you

could do strict handstand

stand push-ups all day long correct

Right.

You have that party trick,

which you do all day long.

Like it would frustrate me

watching you try to do an overhead squat.

And you had all these other

talents that were way better than me.

But I'm like, damn,

if I could just sub in.

Yeah.

Bang out these overhead squats for him.

He'd go to the games.

Yeah.

See, this is where.

Not frustrating is not the right word,

but CrossFit gets you is

that you see those things

that are there and reach.

But to get there,

you got to do this other stuff.

And you're like, well,

I'm not even going to get

to those because... Yeah,

I'd always see like

overhead squats in a workout,

but I got to do 15 ring

muscle-ups to get there.

Well,

I guess we're not seeing those this year.

I guess we're not getting to those.

But, you know, I got to watch probably...

10 or so athletes,

maybe less do one or all of the workouts.

You know, that was a good test.

I did too.

I thought it was actually

thought it was a brilliant test.

Maybe one of the best

lineups of workouts they've

put together and it needed to be.

Yes.

Yes.

Because of the small window

that to get to for the

elite athletes in North

America and Europe to get

into their semifinal,

it had to be a great test

to get the right people there.

Yes.

We still don't know if

anybody made it anyway.

Because the leaderboard is still down.

Yeah, I was interested to see if

Corey's going to make that leap.

Yeah, I did.

I got a text from him with

an attachment that said,

this is from CrossFit.

Hi,

we are currently experiencing technical

issues with the age group

quarterfinals leaderboard.

We appreciate your patience

as our team works to resolve this.

We will post an announcement

when the leaderboard is updated.

Thank you.

so no no no like estimated

time because we're at like

hour 15 that it's been down

I mean they might as well

just said none of your

business don't worry about

it yeah we're not giving

you any info in any way

we'll tell you when you

when you see it you'll know

until then don't bother us yeah

I saw a meme.

It was from Bruce Almighty,

where Jim Carrey is

answering God's emails,

and he just started typing super fast,

and it says,

CrossFit HQ entering all the

age group scores manually.

It was really good.

See, I got to watch probably...

really closely like five

athletes and then a couple

teens doing it to it

jamie's gym has some teens

that could be good yeah so

you watch some like actual

elite folks so haley haley

is a three-time teen games

competitor jamie has never

been to the games but is

trying to get there this

year for the first time

And what's always stopped

her is the online competition.

Anytime she competes in person,

she does really well.

Yeah.

But Jamie is elite.

Watching her do what she did was insane.

That workout too, she never slowed down.

Is that the wall ball one?

The wall ball burpee one, yeah.

Which was just monotonous of just...

those had to be just

watching people jump over

the box and burp.

He's just like, Oh yeah.

Try filming it.

Right.

It's engaged.

It's like my ride.

I want you to ride this bike for an hour.

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It, um, it was monotonous.

And she even said like,

it was as much a mental

test as it was a physical test.

Cause it's really just,

can you stay steady

throughout this thing?

Um,

she said that the interval workout was

actually harder.

The minute, minute, minute.

Yeah.

It actually wrecked her more

than the burpee wall ball one.

I get that.

Cause you just don't know how fast to go.

Cause one rep could be the difference.

So they had a guy at her gym.

He was like six, four, six, five.

He was struggling on the one

35 pound snatch.

Like, Hmm.

like struggling.

It's a long way up and down, but he was,

he was doing like six or eight of them.

Okay.

It's on his first row and he

gets 28 calories and step

ups and he gets like 24.

Yeah.

And I leaned over to Joe,

to Jamie and I'm like,

tell him not to snatch,

like take two minutes to

rest and just hammer those other two.

Right.

What's that six going to do for you?

Right, because it got less and less.

And then the other two

started falling off too

because it was taking a lot

out of him because he just

was not efficient with the snatch.

I think he'd be efficient at like 115,

but 135 was just,

it crossed the line for him.

Just outside that.

Yeah.

Easy money.

Now,

they had a 12-year-old girl competing

at the 14, 15-year-old weights,

and she PR'd her clean and

jerk throughout that clean

and jerk workout.

Like several rounds past it?

Yeah, she made it to the final round,

but she had split jerk

every jerk and still was killing it.

I think she got six clean

and jerks at the high weight at 12th.

I like that one too.

It was nice.

Most people aren't at that 245.

It's not often that you work

out multiple reps at that

high of a weight.

Corey, speaking about the interval workout,

my grip went bye-bye on the last round.

I heard that.

Almost 50s up there.

Yep.

After pulling on the row, the snatch,

and then the dumbbell hold.

Well, see,

Corey and I got that same problem.

That 24 is just,

you got to get that leg way up there.

Well, the step-ups are 20.

No, that's right.

You're right.

But still.

But still getting it up there.

That's still a big up for you, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

To me,

the crazy one was the muscle-up workout,

which if you could get to

the muscle-up and you were good at them,

you were going to crush that workout.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I was hearing the hardest part was

the rope because you

just... That grip in your

forearms just burning at that point.

You're supposed to use your legs,

but... So Haley and Jamie

went back-to-back.

They did not go at the same time.

Haley went first.

To me for her,

it was a handstand pushup

workout for Jamie.

It was all muscle ups.

Everything else was just,

she flew through and then

her bum shoulder.

really affected her on those

muscle ups that that day we

actually traveled an hour

to go to a gym that had

everything at the right

height and all that kind of

stuff their muscle ups are

on long straps oh all the

way to the ceiling yeah so

she then redid it on monday

at her gym with the short

straps and she took off three minutes

have you done long strap

muscle ups yes it is very

different very different

yeah apparently it pulled

on her shoulder so much

more that the the bum

shoulder so yeah that's

impressive she could do it

that quickly still I mean

without recovering as much

Uh, David Johnson says, Johnston says,

I think workout three is

one of the best tests we've

had in an online qualifier.

Did you try, um,

did you try any of the workouts, Charlie?

No, I should have.

Cause that one,

I think you would have been

really good at.

Yeah.

I was thinking that would,

that'd been the one I could have hung.

The burpee one,

I'd have just been... Yeah.

You would have been hanging

out the window.

That's the first round of 50.

I'd have been like, is it 15 minutes yet?

Yeah.

But I mean, your toes to bar are good.

Your handstand pushups are awesome.

Yeah.

I've never actually done a facing one yet.

I feel like that'd be easier,

but I could be wrong.

think for you it'd be easier

because you're actually in

a better right yeah there's

forward it's just like an

ell or a decline push-up

for you oh yeah uh

Corey said, as it turns out,

I'm really good at handstand pushups.

My T-Rex arms finally

started pulling their weight.

Yep.

That's all it is.

So if we look at the leaderboards,

did you see any surprises?

I mean, not really.

Nothing crazy.

You're always going to have

some people who are like,

I don't know who they are, but.

We'll see where they end up in semis.

Well, I just got word that.

So frame Moose Brugger was

up there pretty high.

Her workout to score has disappeared.

Oh.

That cannot be a good thing.

No.

I have not checked myself.

I just got a text about that

before we went on the air.

so how about yonikoski this

is kind of really open and

now this yeah so that's

worldwide and then you go

to the women and surprise surprise

T. Claire Toomey, number one.

Bad wrist and all, huh?

Or is that not a thing anymore?

Yeah.

Is wrist not a thing anymore?

That handstand push-up muscle-up workout,

first in the world.

Yeah, how's that?

I think we can call the wrist okay.

I'd say so.

Oh, look at Alexis.

Biggest surprise of the

leaderboard is seeing

Andrea Nistler qualify for

Carson after giving birth a

couple weeks ago.

I didn't know she gave birth.

I thought she was still pregnant.

Oh.

But I was not keeping up with that,

so I could be wrong.

Yeah, if you go to North America West,

she's like 30-something.

So is she going to try to do it now,

or are we team stuff?

I don't know.

27th.

And ACR confirmed she gave birth.

Maybe a month ago.

She's going for that fittest mom title,

huh?

That she loves so much.

She had her baby during the open.

Did well enough to get to quarters.

What?

That's ridiculous.

Okay.

Wow.

That's just freakish.

Because what was it three weeks?

Four weeks between opening quarters?

The it hasn't even been four weeks.

Yeah, probably.

It was four weeks.

Four weeks from the end of

the open to the quarters.

It hasn't been six weeks.

That you're supposed to not

be doing anything.

Yeah, she's just like,

I'm just going to qualify for semis.

Yeah, Jay Birch,

we are talking about Andrea Nistler.

She had her baby March 13th.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, my goodness.

How can that even be real?

I mean, we should just give up.

Yeah,

I think it's time to figure out

something else to do with our lives.

Yeah, I'm just going to go.

I'm going to go into WWE or something.

Right.

Wow.

Damn, that is the biggest surprise.

She probably had the baby at the gym.

That's kind of...

We're just in the middle of a workout.

Hold on a second.

Wow.

So my minute rest period,

let me have this baby and

I'll be right back at it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Third interval.

I'm just going to take my one minute break,

give birth and I'll be back at it.

What?

So ACR sent me the post.

And so I'm going to share that real quick.

Here.

Here we are.

And StreamYard has been really slow today.

There we go.

My name is Riley.

Little Riley surprised us on

March 13th with an early

entry into the world.

The last few days have been

spent loving her,

figuring out what the hell

we are doing and enjoying

the early moments.

Figuring out what the hell we're doing,

like let's go qualify for semis.

I'm with Jay Birch.

That's why I don't birth babies.

I'm not that much of a badass.

No.

ACR, birthing a baby makes you a BA,

but some of the

accomplishments these

ladies make are wild.

That is insanity.

She is cute, though.

Gotta give her that.

She is officially the

fittest mom in the world.

I don't care about anybody else's title.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just hand her the belt.

Right.

I don't care if she wins anything else.

That's pure insanity.

Okay.

So, yeah.

So let's go back to these

leaderboards that really

don't matter anymore

because none of them have done that.

So in the West, Alex Kazan with the win,

Emily Rolfe, Abby Domet, Ariel Lohan,

Rebecca Fusile, Zoe Warren, Gabby Spenced,

Hattie Cano.

Kelsey Keough up there.

Kelsey Keough, yep.

Control Kels.

How is she in the West?

She was born and raised in Philadelphia.

Yeah.

she lives in columbus now

columbus georgia no here at

grandview unless she's

moved again can't keep up

another interesting fact is

I see devin kim here in

12th she had to withdraw

from the team because of a

back injury do we think that that was bs

I mean,

if you're 12th in the world or in

the West,

maybe she went to the same

doctor Tia did for her wrist.

Well,

Invictus announced that she was no

longer on the team,

that she needed to not go

team due to her back.

She was replaced with Chandler's wife.

And now here she sits in

12th place going to semis.

He's thinking Chandler said,

my wife's on this team now.

So what you want to do?

What you want to say?

Old friend, Kelly stone up there.

14th.

Kelsey lives in Louisiana.

I see that.

Allison's goods.

Chelsea Miller says maybe

she got the magic soccer spray on it.

um well I know that like

kelsey's being coached by

coach l at brute and he

lives in louisiana but I go

back on her instagram

charlie you you can

recognize the sights of

columbus emily white making

it back super moms on there

yep kelly kelly kelly

Formerly Kelly Clark.

Retired.

And there she is.

Jamie Hygieia.

Don't call it a comeback.

Don't call it a comeback.

There we go.

Did Christy even?

I know she's retired, but.

No, she didn't even.

Didn't even bother.

I'm sure she could have.

Yes.

Men's side, we got Vellner, Medeiros,

Brandon Luckett.

Brandon Luckett.

I just saw that name somewhere.

Oh, he's the e-mom guy.

E-mom company.

Yeah, he's Corey's coach.

Oh, then what's Corey's problem?

Brandon III.

Quant, Ibera, Grayshaber, Fikowski, Leahy,

Magda, Sprague.

All the typical.

Yep.

Sam Dancer, Masters athlete.

Very nice.

Mike Jenkins,

18-year-old champ from last year.

Mike Evans, the right receiver.

i think so tampa tampa bay

yeah that's a good job I am

brady friend of the show

louis oscar mora after two

events was nowhere close to

making it now here we are

yeah 55th and 167th then

took a first and a 28th there we go

And then let's look at the

East real quick.

It's the wrong one.

The East is crazy.

Adler, Krennikoff, Hopper, Hatfield,

Pepper, Cornwallier, Benoit, Boulanger,

Benoit, Boulanger.

Sam's not at Mayhem anymore, is he?

He's with Mayhem.

He's just not training down there.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Benoit Boulanger is Carolyn

Lambray's other athlete other than Jeff.

Oh, okay.

Jack Rosema, Travis Mayer, Farlow, Caron,

Peter Mason, young up-and-comer,

Ben Sexton, Trey Strom.

Twins.

Back.

Tyler Christoffel, Luke Parker,

Seth Stovall, Saxon Pancheck.

Did you see his workout three score?

I did not.

659.

His brother was second.

30 seconds.

What a jump.

30 seconds.

Cam Crockett,

who also worked out at Cliffside.

Austin Spencer, Vino, Morad.

Well,

Morad's got to be 40 years old at

this point, isn't he?

He's been out here forever.

Yeah, he's top three in the Masters, too.

Well,

we don't know because that

leaderboard's not here.

Marquand Jones.

Representing us old guys.

Ben Smith.

Another old guy.

Yeah.

Taylor Self, Taylor Self versus the world,

and he makes it to semis.

Did you see his implosion?

Yeah.

Have you ever taken yourself to that spot?

No.

No.

jay birch uh with the

obvious comment ben smith

seems old but he started

really young he's also just

old uh so east uh toomey

raptus lawson brandon

powers haley adams with a

nice haley yeah erica

follow carolyn privo who else

From our Thursday night show,

she's sitting there in eighth.

Elena Savage, Brooke Wells, Paige Semenza,

Anika Greer, Fisa Goffey,

Amanda Barnhart.

Man, this East is just stacked.

Sydney Wells made it.

Kira Napoli.

Jordan Chefs.

Ashley Wozni.

You can dog her on her dancing ability.

but not our fitness.

And there we go.

So,

and let's check the age group one last

time.

Sorry.

Oh, sorry.

You'll know soon enough.

We'll tell you right about a week out.

That's just dumb.

So I know that there's a lot

of adjustments happening on

the leaderboard.

I see it in the chat.

Freya's number two workout has gone.

I know they've added, they've corrected.

And we even said it with

Rebecca before this show.

There was a lot of

adjustments on workout four

where people only put in

the max they got after the initial 30.

And not all of the reps.

You're supposed to put the

30 plus the max reps.

So there's been some adjustments on that.

Miriam, who won the Open in Europe,

she was not in the qualifying spot.

They've fixed her score.

She's now in.

Don't say it like that.

Gracie Walton.

Well,

they fixed that she didn't enter that

score correctly.

No.

uh gracie walton who took

second in the open did the

same thing they've

corrected her score I know

hattie kenyo I talked to

her last night she entered

in correctly that looks to

be corrected she's now in a

qualifying spot so um so

yeah so that's going on

that the leaderboard is

shifting a little bit here

and there over all of that

stuff um so and I'm sure

it'll continue to uh

to shift and change as uh

video reviews are done uh

rebecca said on our show

just an hour ago that she

actually has one back

already that's approved so

uh they're they are telling

them when their videos are

good so uh we should

probably see some if the

leaderboards are working

correctly uh some adjustments throughout

And I can only assume that

if a score has been pulled

for some reason,

there's probably a penalty.

Yeah.

But that would be using common sense,

and that doesn't necessarily... No.

...to what may be happening at CrossFit.

No, not here.

So... TK is asking,

are you guys doing a Meet

the Athletes series this year?

Uh, yeah,

I don't know if we're going to

call it meet the athletes.

Cause some of them now,

this will be the third year in a row.

They've been on the show for semis,

but we will do a semifinal series.

I've actually already lined

up one for next Thursday.

Um, Gabby spends two.

We've been interviewing the

last couple of years.

Um, uh,

is she finished top 10 in the West?

for semis or for the quarters.

So she's coming on next week at 2 p.m.

Eastern time.

Just booked her right before

I went on with Rebecca.

But I'm going to start

reaching out to all of them

and see what we can do there.

Anything else going on?

Had a fun trip in Michigan.

Did some karaoke.

Oh, nice.

I thought a long time ago

when I had all this sinus stuff,

I'd never be able to sing again.

Yeah.

Now you're like a songbird.

I did one song.

Jamie taped it, put it out on the gram.

Oh, I'll have to check this out.

But that was fun to do that

with her gym community.

We went to like a little barbecue joint.

They had darts and karaoke

and a bunch of stuff.

It was really fun.

Wow.

All right.

uh holly while she's on here

huge shout out if you guys

have noticed all of our

shows now are chaptered and

it's because of her um

typing that up for me and

then I just entered into

the thing and now all of

our shows are chaptered

fantastic she's gonna have

fun with this show because

I don't even know if we we

didn't make through a format

Blah, blah, Andrea Nistler, blah, blah.

Andrea's a VA.

Yeah.

Two guys talk about moms.

That's a good call.

So we have the draft this week.

Since it's just you and I,

we can talk about this and

Amy doesn't shush us.

Yeah.

You looking for anything during the draft?

You don't have a pro team, do you?

I mean, the Panthers kind of, so no,

not really.

Because you have our pick.

Or their pick, I should say.

So yeah, good luck to you with him.

With Caleb Williams?

Yeah.

You don't think he's going to be good?

I mean, I think he'll be okay.

I don't know that he's as

good as they're making him

to be the next Patrick Mahomes.

I would love to have Andrea

Nestler on the show.

I have efforted her several

times while doing this show.

I don't think she checks her

messages very much.

I feel like we had her on once.

Never her.

We've had Taylor on a couple times.

Taylor Williamson.

Never had her on.

Maybe it was at

she was at an event we were

at yeah I mean I i I mean

I've talked to her in

person it's just the the

art of getting people on

the show is being able to

get past on instagram to go

into the primary email

Once you can get in there,

then everything's cool.

Or you get their number finally,

and you can just text them.

And Chelsea's probably right.

She's too busy being a badass.

That's very true.

Especially now.

We really have problems.

Yeah.

But to have Amy reach out to

her with her childhood development...

do you remember it at semis

when she was with the

mayhem team she would

someone bet her um like it

was like a thousand dollars

to do the row with with the

goggles on yes and she did

it and gave the money to

charity yeah I love people like that um

team or gym tk net he thinks

like I don't try these

things we'll dm her mom

we're gonna be able to

listen we're trying to get

whatever we can when I was

trying to get stacy tovar

on for three years like I

dm'd her mom her sister her

husband like everybody yeah

She started listening to our

show because she was doing

homework for announcing at

the North America West last year.

And then she reached out to

me for background stuff.

And that's how I got her on the show.

It just fluke happened that way.

Smoke signals, carrier pigeons, you know,

all that stuff.

of the funniest stories is I

met danielle brandon at

mayhem classic in 2020. yep

she gave me her number that

day and it still took me

like a year to get her on

the show yeah with her

number acr says have I gone

to her house yeah knock on

the door hey is this the

home of the badass

Candy Graham.

In a shark outfit.

Channel your inner creeper stalker.

There you go.

Where's Wadzabi when you need him?

I don't know.

Dude,

that guy was on fire over the weekend.

You know,

those memes he had to be sending

to Dallin and Colton.

where they were looking out

did you see the one like

it's from a movie and it

was dallen look at or was

it it was colton looking

out the window and it was

dallen and jason wrestling

or kissing oh no oh my gosh

I'd look for it

chelsea said I should go to

her head house with a boom

box over my head I don't

know she's too young to

probably get that reference

I'm looking for the lady

who qualified for semis

while having a baby

Yeah,

Wad Zombie crushed it over the weekend.

So that dude's on fire.

We're still looking at doing a show.

We just wanted to get

through quarterfinals where

we highlight some memes and

some podcasts from the week.

But we got to meet and talk about that.

draft is this week I've been

trying to get in all like

the whole bit way back from

michigan I was listening to

podcasts with with caleb

williams trying to learn as

much as I could about him

and I'm more now than I was

you gotta ask him how to

protect him he's not

running for his life we

have a good we have a good

offensive line now

not great same thing a good

who said that the bangles

said the same thing I'd

like a new left tackle but

other than that I think

we're pretty good uh tkane

says do you think andrea

can qualify as an

individual for the games I do not

As much of a fact is that she's a badass.

She's still, I think,

she's close to a master's age.

She's in a tough group.

Yeah.

Well, the West is better than the East,

for sure.

But still,

there's some really fit ladies out there.

Mm-hmm.

so and there was no real

well wall balls did have

squatting but nothing with

like a heavy load and that

would be rough after a

pregnancy wouldn't it not

that I've been through it

I'm not even my guess

judgment on that that's

what they say when we had

two ladies on the show I

could answer that yeah

All right.

All right.

Well,

that's another week of the roundtable.

We haven't done the TV movie

show in a while.

Anything worth watching on the streams?

Not that I've seen lately.

Yeah.

Welcome to Wrexham's coming

back at the beginning of May.

I'm looking forward to that.

did you have you checked out

uh what's the new one

that's out Fallout Fallout

is that what John Cena no

it's a video do you ever

play the video game no most

frustrating video game I've

ever played so that's why I

haven't watched the show I

always get lost

It's like an apocalyptic

area of the world.

The last one I played was in Boston.

And you can go into Fenway

Park and explore and do different things.

But I always get lost in the

desert and attacked by

radioactive wolves.

Oh, that's good.

Apparently Corey said it's

amazing or outstanding.

Yeah, but that's Corey's opinion.

Yeah, Walter Goggins is in it.

Yeah, it's like a post-apocalyptic thing.

And so lots of makeup,

lots of people with weird.

So, all right.

I like the guy with the

skull mask looking face deal.

That's been that meme for a while.

They're sitting in the car

next to the guy.

That could be something else.

I don't really know.

Everyone's in it.

Jaybird says, yeah.

Okay.

Well, with that,

we'll let everybody get

back to their day.

Weight loss show today at four.

And then, yeah.

are not doing a thursday

night show this week it'll

be on sunday night because

I am going to be doing the

draft watching the draft

But I am Thursday afternoon.

For those of you who know

Coach Krispy Kreme,

he is the head coach at Ascend Athlete.

He's got a handful of

athletes that made semis.

We're doing a little segment

called Chopping It Up with

Coach Krispy Kreme.

And that's happening Thursday afternoon.

Just get his impressions of the tests,

the way his athletes qualified,

stuff like that.

So with that,

we will catch everybody next

time on Clydesdale Media Roundtable.

Bye, guys.