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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, October 25, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
Listen in as we stand on one leg, we had to scrape windows this morning - bleh, if you revive a pig is it Franken-Bacon, the estes method reveals Iowa’s best country, there’s no water on the falls in Idaho Falls, Josh caught Chantel up on what she missed when she left early yesterday, a missed facemasking call cost Chantel’s Vikings a victory last night, Chantel watched a sad video and it made her sad, use AI to do the mundane instead of the creative, we play a new game called which is scarier, and Josh & Luna the wonder Jack Russell took a nap.
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Full show transcript:
This is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast, a replay of today's full show. It's Josh and Chantel, and it's Friday, October 25th. On today's show, listen in as we stand on one leg. It's riveting radio. We had to scrape windows this morning.
Gross. Yeah. If you revive a pig, is it Franken Bacon? I like the name Franken Bacon. The Estes method reveals Iowa's best country.
It's just an AM radio. It's just too straight. Yeah. An AM radio. There's no water on the falls in Idaho Falls.
It's a strange sight, by the way. It's it's super strange. If you didn't see it, check out the video I posted online. Josh catch me up on what I missed when I left early yesterday. Is it catched or caught?
Caught, catched. Catched me up. Catched? I don't think catched is a word. Catched?
Catched? Catch me. Catched. It's caught. Anyway, moving along.
A missed face masking call cost my Vikings a victory last night. We're not gonna talk about it. Because Nobody even likes the Rams. Nobody even likes the LA Rams. No one We're not gonna talk about it, except then I'm gonna just complain about it still.
Go on. I watched a sad video, and it made me sad. Yes. That's what happens. Use AI to do the mundane instead of the creative, please.
No kidding. We play a new game called which is scarier. Which is scarier. And Josh and Luna, the wonder Jack Russell took a nap together. Thanks for checking out our show.
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Was that supposed to be scary? Because it was kinda weird. No. I think it was, but you missed the mark. Oh, it's Friday.
With song. Yeah. Yes. It is. It's Frankenstein Friday.
Why Why is it Frankenstein Friday? Well, it just says that, Brilliant Mind's creation cobbled together with parts from the dearly departed ultimately questioning the boundaries of life and science. That'd be doctor Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein. Frodo.
Sorry. Frankenstein. We'll see to watch young Frankenstein tonight. Frankenstein. Frankenstein.
Put on the Ritz and all that. You know, I haven't really ever even seen it. It's so good. It's just ridiculous. I like Dean Wilder.
So all game. Mel Brooks and, the guy who plays Frankenstein. Is? The the dad from Who Loves Raymond. Oh.
What's his name? Yeah. And he's in while you were sleeping. Yeah. Peter.
Peter. Yeah. That's his name. Yeah. What's his last name?
Peter Boyle. Yes. Yeah. Hooray for me. Yeah.
It's it's good. Let's watch it. It's a good movie. Okay. Breadstick day.
Oh, good one. Who doesn't love a good breadstick? I was watching a movie last night, and there was a scene where somebody was eating a breadstick, and it looked like the worst breadstick ever. The ones in this picture don't look great. The ones in this picture look like long, you know, those things I hate in Gardettos that you love, those breadsticks?
Yeah. It's that, but it's like a foot long. I don't want that. Lemur Day today. Also, World Opera Day.
It's I Care About You Day. I care about you. Express genuine affection, strengthen connections through thoughtful actions, and convey the depth of your emotions today on National I Care About You Day. I care about you. Mhmm.
I care about you. You only said it because I said it. Alright. It's pasta day. It's greasy foods day.
They got pictures of bacon. That looks nice. Crisp sandwich day. You were watching somebody make a crisp sandwich just, yeah, just the other day. Yeah.
What did she call it? Well, you had bread, and then you said she used She a lot of mayonnaise. I can't remember what she called it, but, yes, it was like a French fry sandwich. She called it a That one. Yeah.
That one. Yeah. This one is is crisps, which are chips. Not crisps in England are chips here. Fries are chips there.
Okay. Right? This is crisps. This is chips. It was a chip sandwich that she made because they were fries.
She was British. Right. And so she took bread, put butter on it, untoasted bread, butter on it. Yeah. And then she had some French fries Yeah.
That she put on top of it, then a schmear of ketchup, like Uh-huh. A crazy amount of ketchup, and then a crazier amount of mayonnaise. She should've just made fry sauce. And then she did salt and pepper. And then she just ate her little Potato sandwich.
Fry Interesting. French fry sandwich. I don't know about that. It's international artist day. I need to create some art.
I'm I'm I'm missing creating art. I need to I need to paint. Get creative. I know I need to. And it is sourest day.
Why? Yeah. Like sour candies and, sour snacks. It's sour the sourest day. I take a gummy probiotic, and it's a little bit sour.
Is it? Yep. Well, good for you. Good story. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah. Sourest day. It's Friday. Alrighty.
You're back. You're feeling spry. I am feeling much better today than yesterday. You sound a lot more alert than yesterday. Thank you.
I am more alert. Alright. Well, glad to have you back. Let's do this. Alright.
Here we go, Friday. Josh, I got a challenge for you. Okay. You're gonna need to stand up. Right now?
Yes. Okay. Are you able to do that? Well, yeah. I'm not a 100 years old.
Good job. You passed the first test. I'm standing. K. Now the This is early.
It's 6:30. Go ahead. Yeah. I know. The Mayo Clinic puts put out a study that if you stand on one leg, that's a pretty good indicator of how fast you're aging.
If you struggle with standing on one leg, you might be old. Now I have been on one leg since you said that. Have you? Yeah. They say no holding on to anything.
My hands in my pockets. They say if you can stand on one leg for 30 seconds, then it isn't that's not a problem for most young people. Yeah. But for every decade that you are, your ability to do it decreases by around 2 seconds. So I've been standing on one leg for a really long time.
You, Joshua. Yeah. Now try it with your non dominant leg. K. So my non dominant leg down.
Yes. K. 30 seconds. I'm just standing on one leg. No touching?
Hold your arm up. Are in my pockets. Good job. I got I got no issues with standing on one leg. Not your not try it.
Keep your eyes closed. Because if you can do it with your eyes closed, that's a sign you're even healthier. It gets harder for sure with eyes closed. I feel like my ankle's rolling around a little bit more, which is weird. That kinda doesn't make sense.
Why? Why would my ankle be, like, all wonky when my eyes are closed? Mhmm. That's a strange thing that's happening. I don't know the science behind that.
Go ask a doctor. Hey, doc. Hey, doc. Well, good job. Was that 30 seconds?
Yeah. It was a while. I can I can stand with my eyes open? When I close my eyes, it got a little bit harder on my left foot. Let me see if it's the same on my right.
With your eyes open? There's an interesting thing that happens. I don't know if it's equilibrium. When you take a sense away, your body has to adjust a lot, and my ankle went Yeah. My chest went more.
That's interesting. I don't know what causes that. But Some sort of, neurological thing, probably. You're pretty healthy by the Mayo Clinic standards. Yeah.
I mean, if if, if if standing on one leg is a determination of health You've got it in the bag. I can't do until I close my eyes, and it gets weird. But don't close your eyes. Well, fine. I won't.
Don't go to sleep. I'll just stay awake for Look at look at you being healthy. Well Wow. How was your balance over there? Great.
Okay. Good. Look at. Not holding on anything? No.
Look at. My arms are up in the air. Yeah. I'm not even touching my leg with my other leg. Wow.
Are you doing that? No. I had it around. I had it moving it. I was putting it behind.
Just putting it in front. It was kicking around. 30 seconds. Yeah. Look at you go.
Look at me go. Alright. Well, well done. Healthy. Picture of health.
Healthy as an ox. Isn't that what they say? Sure thing. You like a good spooky haunted house Yes. I do.
In Cheektowaga, New York Cheektowaga? Yeah. Cheektowaga Okay. New York. Alright.
Uh-huh. A spooky tradition is making a big difference in the lives of kids in need. Over the past 5 years, Kyle Garrison has turned his love for Halloween into a charitable cause with his haunted attraction called Nightmare's Crypt of Gardenvale Drive. It's a long name. Well, that's kind of what the D.
A. R. E. Program used to do. Sure.
Sure. Sure. This is a haunted walk through with 100 of creepy figures, decorations, and jump scares. He does this at his house. Spooky.
And all the money that he collects at the haunted walkthrough goes to, Variety, the children's charity of Buffalo in Western New York, which benefits children who are sick, disadvantaged, or have disabilities. Mhmm. Great cause. Kyle says decorating his house involves a lot of hard work and long hours, but he wouldn't trade it for anything else. He says, I remember when I was a kid and it was, it was every house, so I'm just trying to spread the fun.
Nice. Everybody used to do it. I liked the haunted house stuff. Now you can come and have an experience and help out a great cause. That's great.
Yeah. Where'd you go, Kyle? That's what the dare, the planet doom you said about the DARE program, but now it's gone. I know. Sad.
I know it. But this guy That guy's doing it. Keep keeping it alive Keeping it going. In his neighborhood, anyway. Where is that at?
That is in Cheektowaga, New York. Oh, so it's not even close. Oh, no. We can't even help him out. No.
Oh, Josh. What a terrible story. Well, it's good news to get you going. There was a scraping window situation this morning. I don't like that I had to scrape windows.
It's the first time I've had to scrape windows on my new truck. Yeah. And tall. Oh, no. And I realized very quickly that I'm gonna need to wake up earlier Dude and go out and start the vehicle to warm it up.
To warm out. Yeah. I noticed it was a little frosty when I let out the dog this morning, and the grass had that sheen, that frosted sheen. And I went, no. This can't be happening now.
Let's be real. The end of October before the first scrapeage Right. Is pretty good. Not a bad place to be. Pretty good.
Last year, October 14th, we had a couple inches of snow. Yeah. So I'm Right. Not really. Year before that was that cold snap where everything went from, like, 70 to negative 22 over the night.
School closures right out the gate? Yeah. Because no one was prepared for that. No. This is a warning for everybody Mhmm.
Who's just getting up and going in your cars. You're gonna have to scrape car. Goes unless you unless you're fancy and park in a garage. Garage? Oh, so rich.
Yeah. We have a garage. It's full of stuff. You your car would fit in it. My truck will not fit in the garage.
We just have a we have a old house. Yeah. A small garage. Yeah. These people with their fancy some people have 2, 3 car garages.
Ugh. Some people Some people have a shop Yeah. Attached or detached. If you don't have a garage and you do have to scrape, might I recommend an old cassette tape as your scraper? We've, used that method for a lot of years.
Works great. It's the best method. It it's super great. A method I got from my mom who could never find her ice scraper, so she just would grab a tape. But Makes sense.
Tape is the best scraper Yeah. Of any I've seen. It it's solid enough to hold on to. It's a good size for your hand, and it's got a great, edge for scraping the ice off. No.
And, and it doesn't ever I've never had it do that, like, weird line thing where you're like, why is it only cutting 3 lines? Where's the rest? Like, it doesn't take me forever. You're real close to the ice, so you'll will you wanna wear a glove True. If you do wear it Mhmm.
Or if you do use it. Now here's a fun story. Years ago, when I first met Josh Me? Yeah. 20 years ago, you were on a radio station.
I was. And we had met briefly. We weren't dating at the time, and then I said, I'm probably never gonna see this guy again. And then I would listen to your radio show that you had at the time. I was doing the morning show on K Bear where Victor is now.
I was doing that show. And I would listen to you, and you had a bit about scraping windows. Mhmm. And the guy that you were talking with on the radio was like, oh, I use a spatula to scrape the windows. Right.
And then he goes, there was an old movie with Weird Al Yankovic about spatulas. What was that called? And I went, oh, this is my chance to talk to Josh again. So I called in Right. To tell you what the movie was called, and you didn't even answer the phone.
No. Your cohost answered the phone. Because I wasn't running the board that day. I was I was sitting where you're sitting, and he was running all the buttons. I was answered the phone.
Yeah. I get home to talk to Josh, And he went, hey. This is not Josh. And I went, can I talk to Josh, please? I was probably in the room.
Yeah. You were. But then you quickly got off the phone. And Yeah. Who's that crazy person calling to yell about spatulas and Weird Al?
I think she's stalking me. She might be. She probably wants to get married or something. And now here we are. Here we are.
Look at you. Look at you now. Wanna talk about Weird Al? That movie, by the way, was UHF. Right.
And the place was supposed to be. There it is. Yep. Bingo. Today is, what did you say, Franken something day?
Franken something day. Something day. It is. It's just a Frankenstein day. Frankenstein Friday, specifically.
Frankenstein Friday. Let me tell you about Frankenpig. Who's Frankenpig? Pig is a pig. There's not one particular pig.
There's multiple pigs. But No way? Scientists have revived a pig's brain nearly an hour after it died. Woah. Yes.
How'd they pull that off? Well, it all has to do with their liver. They incorporated the unharmed liver. Mhmm. And this is the organ the body uses to purify the blood, so they incorporated that into the life support system.
And this pig died from a cardiac arrest, and so they were able to use the blood somehow to resuscitate the pig. I'm blown away by that. Science. Well yeah. But they you just used, blood and, liver Yes.
To make a pig come back to life? Yes. Multiple pigs. They did this with multiple pigs. Did they put it on the table and put it up high so the lightning could hit it?
What did what I'm confused. I don't know. It's a lot of science. Yeah. Am I The answer to my question is no.
No. Because that's sci fi craziness. Raise the table up so the lightning can hit the pig. I know. You were.
You were not. You were somewhere else. I was reading. I was trying to understand the science, but I'm not I don't have a scientist. Well, the science isn't lightning.
It's not. No. It was a stormy night. What I wanna know is Yeah. Is the pig the same after it's been resuscitated, or is it turned into a a zombie pig?
Like, I've been dead. I've been dead. Now look what I can do. It's interesting. Blood in a liver and then some science magic or whatever you said.
Magic. Mhmm. Yeah. I don't know. It makes no sense.
I don't understand how you can just replace a liver and some blood and then bada bang, life. It's a weird some weird science going on. But thanks for letting me know about Frankenpicks. Pigs. If they didn't work out, would you have Franken bacon?
Is it the No. No. I no need to explain. Frankenstein bacon. We got it.
Frank We all and bacon. Got it. Frank and bacon. Emery likes to watch, these YouTubers named Sam and Colby. Right.
And Sam and Colby go to haunted attractions. Not not haunted attractions. That sounds like haunted houses. They go to, like, paranormal Okay. Haunted places, like abandoned buildings and old historic, well known actually haunted places or reported paranormal activity places.
Yes. And they explore them. Okay. Yes. And they have all these gadgets and different things that they use to determine if this place is is haunted.
They recently purchased a school. Yeah. It's like a 100 years old. It was built in the 19 twenties. It's not super old.
Located. I don't know either. Either. But it's this old school. K.
Kentucky. I don't know. Maybe Kentucky. Kentucky sounds right. Okay.
But they they purchased this, like, 100 year old school and, and just for the sake of, like, I guess it was gonna be torn down, and they said, no way. This is like a paranormal epicenter. We should buy it. And they use their YouTube money to buy it. Yes.
And they're, what, 25? Yeah. They're, like, 20 something years old. So they go in, and they investigate all these different areas of this Super spooky. But they have all these gadgets, and I don't know what they all do or what they're all called.
Yeah. But one of them is called EMS. Is that what it's called? Where they they blindfold themselves, and then they put headphones on. The Estes method.
Okay. Yes. That's what that is. Called. Good job, Josh.
Which is a which is a way they say you can connect with the spirit realm by being blindfolded and then yeah. I don't know. It's like a little radio receiver box that I I think scans different frequencies or something, and you wear, headphones so you can't hear what's going on outside. You can't see what's going on outside of your own mind. You can only hear what the receiver is piping in.
And so then you say whatever words you can hear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So people ask questions, and whatever you hear on the receiver, you say out loud.
Yeah. Yeah. And it's, according to them, a way that you can communicate with the debt. So everybody likes to watch this stuff. So we were watching it with her, and they were saying just random things like what were they saying?
Like, do you like us as the new owners of this building and different those are the questions they were asking, but the words that they come back with are like graveyard. Yeah. But not even that. Sometimes it's just something like possible. Or Yeah.
Pickle. The one that happened the other day when they were scanning Yeah. The guy said, Iowa's best country. Right. Iowa's best country.
And I went, are you scanning the AM dial and you're just listening to AM radio, and it picked up Idaho's What made me laugh is that station. When the guy doing the method said Iowa's best country, everyone went, oh, what does that mean? Iowa's best country. Mean? And then and then started playing Hank Williams.
That's what it means? It was silly. It was silly. Okay. What if it would have picked up, like, part of this show or something?
They're like Better music for a better day. What does it mean? Yeah. Wake up. Oh.
I'm talking to the dead. Josh and Chantel. Oh, that's weird. It's just listening to the show. They just have the podcast on.
That'd be great. Yeah. That would mean another download. That's right. It would mean another download, and you're right.
That's exactly what it would mean. Spirits are downloading the podcast. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, it was weird.
Buddy. Yeah. Do you think it's legit? No. You don't?
I don't. Do you think it's just for YouTube views? Yes. Okay. They found a niche, and they're they're on it.
And people watch them, including our daughter who loves them and she finds their she just bought some of their merch and Right. She loves them. Which did she tell you she was really excited that she got that hoodie because it's sold out? Yes. She was like, it's sold out.
I got one. And for 1 week only, you can get there. Oh, for, yeah, for free or $20. Join their VIP. It's regularly, like, $20 a month.
I'm like, come on. These guys, this is how they're buying schools. This is that we're doing it wrong. We need merch. We need a subscription site.
Yeah. And, and then we need to, like, find a real cool niche. We got it. What is it? I don't know yet.
Rocks. Rocks. Yeah. We're in the gem state. Oh.
And then I found this rock. Look at this one. Wow. I hey. This YouTube channel rocks.
See? Good niche. Our niche is rocks. I don't let's let's let's spit fall some more ideas. Alright.
What do you got? I don't have anything. But So rocks, I guess? Not rocks. It's rocks.
You went to take a video yesterday. Are you talking about the the The the falls? The no falls. Yeah. That was kind of, kinda weird because you don't often see the falls in Idaho Falls with no water, but they, they had turned off the falls, which is a thing you can do.
I assume by controlling dams on either side, they're able to stop the flow of of current and the amount of water coming down to, to turn the falls off. Anyway, there's a bunch of, like, driftwood and stuff that has come over, the falls, and so they wanna clear that out. And so yesterday, they turned off the falls. And so, yeah, my lunch hour, I went down to the river and and took a video and some pictures and stuff because it's so strange. And it I didn't know how green the, you know, the metal is underneath there from the falls, But that was it's kinda cool.
I don't know if they are still, dry or not, but it was kinda cool to see. And how did they remove the driftwood? Oh, they probably have, like, crews that go out there, cross on boats and then chainsaws and whatnot, and they chop it up. Did they do that yesterday as well? That that was the whole reason for turning the water off at the falls was so they could do that.
So I assume they attacked that project. That's the goal. So I would assume that they did that. I don't know. I'm not in charge of the project.
I know. That's interesting. I haven't liked to have watched. Yeah. It would be interesting to to see how that all goes down.
But that was the that was kind of the gist of the thing. And then who gets to be the person that's like, oh, I'm gonna turn off the falls? Yeah. Alright. Turn them back up.
Here they go. I don't know. I I I mean, there was a little trickle coming down, like, the main falls there, but it was it was really interesting to I mean, the whole stretch from the, like, the the little, viewing deck thing, all the way down to and under, the Broadway Bridge and the sportsman's access area, like, no falls. That's so wild. I would assume that as you get down to, like, the power plant, that probably had water moving over it, I would imagine.
But Now the entire falls themselves, no no waterfalls. Imagine for a minute that you're a tourist Yeah. And you've come through town to see the amazing falls, and you're like, I can't wait. I've heard such great things about the falls in Idaho Falls. And then you show up, and you're like, oh.
This is it. Must've what's a low water year? I thought the Rockies were a bit rockier. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, some falls you got. More like a trickle. Yeah. Idaho trickle.
Idaho yeah. Rain gutter. It was yeah. That would be disappointing. I hope there was no tourists during the time.
It was pretty cool to see. I was not, I didn't know what it would look like, and that was kinda cool. It's it's weird, like, having grown up here my whole life. I don't know of another time when I've seen them not running. I probably have.
I'm sure there's a time they've done this before. They could do this annually. Yeah. I don't know. But it was the first time I remember seeing it for sure.
Kinda weird. That is weird. Good job looking at it. Well, I thanks. My eyeballs did their job.
I went and saw it. Look at that. No water. I wasn't feeling well yesterday, so I was sleeping. But when I saw the video, I went, what happened?
What? Where did all the water go? What happened? What'd you do? I took all the water away.
My fault. Hey, Josh. Good morning. Hey. How are you?
I needed to apologize because yesterday, I was not feeling great. Yeah. I know. And you, you went home sick. You were feeling good.
Yeah. And then yeah. It was ish, about this time ish, and then I, finished up the show, by myself Solo. Which was it's a strange thing because as I said yesterday, it's it's not something that I'm I've I've practiced for years at being by myself. I've done solo shows.
But I've become so accustomed to being in the room with you and having conversation and and bouncing back and forth and just sharing fun stuff. And when it's just me sharing the story, I was like To yourself? That was neat by myself. Yeah. I'm just here talking to the walls.
Okay. It's way more fun when you're here. That's for sure. That's nice of you. Yeah.
I was taking breaks. I was because you have this feeling where you can power through. I'm gonna try and power through. I'm gonna just try and do it, but my head was pounding so much that I couldn't even focus on anything you were saying. I was trying to read to come up with, like, stuff to talk about, and I couldn't even put my headphones on because this sound in my closet.
Yesterday. I didn't because it was just making my head throb. I remember doing this at one point, like, just holding my hand on the counter holding my head on the counter, like, mhmm. Whatever you were saying, I was like, mhmm. Mhmm.
Cool. Yeah. No way. That's amazing. Well, here's what you missed from yesterday because you haven't caught up on the podcast.
So No. It's not me. You don't even know. The grizzly bear, 399, did you see that story? Yes.
Yeah. He was invited by the car. Yeah. She was. Yeah.
Oh, she is. And she is, one of the oldest reproducing grizzly bears in the Yellowstone wilderness system. She just had a cub. Right? In the company?
2022. Oh. She had 4. Oh, because the the story that I read said that she the the cub the whereabouts of the cub were unknown. Yeah.
Because there there were apparently 1 cub with her when the accident happened, but it scattered off. Sad. I know. Really super sad. So that was What kind of damage does that do to your father?
400 pound animal. She's like 7 over 7 feet tall standing, which is pretty incredible. Yeah. So super bummed about that. That was really sad.
I talked about super miserable jobs. The most miserable job is an electrician. Oh, no. Yeah. They hate it.
No. Really? Like the job. Really? Apparently.
Yeah. I could probably think of more miserable jobs. I talked about well yeah. Like? Anything to do with plumbing.
Plumbing. Yeah. Okay. Electrician, number 1. And then it was a bunch of, like, mental health people.
They were like, no. This is this isn't it. Oh, no. Yeah. Which was they just weren't happy doing it, I guess.
Anyway That's probably a lot to take on other people's I'm sure. Stuff. Yep. The, there's a world record. I think you left right as I was talking about the world record.
Okay. I don't remember this. Lady who picked up 37 grains of rice in a minute. You could You have to pick them up and eat them. 37 with chopsticks.
With chopsticks. And I think I might be able to do that. Are you gonna do it? You gotta cook me some rice? I gotta lay out the stuff.
Cook you some rice? Cook your own rice. Never gonna get a world record. The, you know, in in the Salt Lake City airport, how whenever we fly out of there, we have to go to concourse b, and then we have to walk forever Yes. Between the two terminals?
Yes. So they put in they open they open a new tunnel, and it saves you about 10 to 15 minutes, the new tunnel. Oh. Yeah. Shaved off, like, half a mile of walking.
Good job. Mhmm. Right? Yep. Yep.
So those are the things you missed. Nothing real, you know, just me talking to myself about those things. It's way more fun talking to you about it. Thanks, Josh. Yeah.
I'm sorry that I had to leave sick. I know. I'm glad you're back, though. I finally was like, I can't. I gotta get I gotta skedaddle.
I can't even focus. And I went home, and I crashed in bed. Actually, I went home and the dog was like, hey. Hey. Hey.
Why are you home? Yeah. And I went, no. We're not doing this game. And then I went to bed.
Okay. Well, you you're feeling better today, and I like that a lot. So Much better. I am in the process right now. I'm, I'm putting the final touches on getting us live on Facebook.
So if you wanna join us on your Friday, I'm going to, take the show live on Facebook, Classy 97 KLCE on Facebook. So, you can comment. You can see us, behind the scenes in between, talking on the radio. We'll be talking to you all on the, chat there. So, the messages and all that stuff.
Yep. Exactly. And that's gonna launch here in just a couple of minutes. So if you wanna take part, that's happening, and we'll just kinda hang out on there and on the radio at the same time. It's gonna be wild.
Cool beans. Wild. So You're wild, like, from Dirty Dancing. You're wild. Yeah.
Like that. Anyway, Classy 97 KLCE on Facebook if you wanna join us there, and thanks for listening. Okay. We are live on Facebook just in case you're wondering. If you're alive live on the radio.
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Hello. You and I are playing against each other, fantasy football this week in our league. What's the score right now? Okay. Time out because we have to backtrack a little bit yesterday.
Do? I was not feeling good yesterday, and you were telling me on the radio yesterday about how much actual football time gets played. Well, in one particular game yeah. In one game, the Monday game between Baltimore and Tampa Bay, the game was 3 hours and 4 minutes long Televised. Of the the entire from kickoff to when it ended was 3 hours and 4 minutes.
And in that particular amount of time, 9% of that game was actual football being played on the field for what totaled up to, like, 16 minutes and 14 seconds. The majority of the game, 66% of the entire broadcast was stoppage, which is, like, timeouts, injuries Let's talk about that. Plays, all that stuff. Exactly what I hated about football before I started out. 5% was commercials.
That's that's insane. That's not sense. 16 minutes and 14 seconds of the entire game Cut that all out. Broadcast was actual football being played on the field. Cut it out.
Okay. I just didn't give you my undivided attention yesterday when you were telling me that. So I wanted to actually Okay. Talk about that. I gotta pull up my fantasy team now because You're right now, you're ahead 31 to 16.
16. We're still pretty evenly split on win probability. I don't wanna talk about the game last night because it made me very angry. It made me kinda happy because here's why. You benched Williams Yeah.
Who's the who's the receiver, for the Los Angeles Rams, and he ended up with 22 points. I know. Sam Darnold is the quarterback you didn't play, and he got 18 points. You've got Lamar Jackson as your starting quarterback. Lamar Jackson from the league.
Would I ever bench Lamar? He's the best quarterback in the league right now. Some might disagree, and some might be wrong. Okay. But as I look at the roster, between you and I Yeah.
Cooper Kupp was back from an injury. He first came back, and he He shows scores. Is that doable? Yeah. It's, he got 16.
My defense, the Minnesota defense, 0. I got 0 points from my defense. Now at least I didn't go negative, but I got 0, which is which is great. But look at my bench. What do you see on my bench?
Mhmm. Every player has a questionable next to him. Every single player on my bench is hurt. I wanna say, is there even anybody who is a LA Rams fan? Of course.
No. Yeah. Please. Please. I'm so angry about football at the Rams.
Especially when it comes to your team. You know who's a fan? The referee who didn't call the face mask at all. He's a big Rams fan. Of course, he is.
It was a big face mask, like, pull Yeah. On my quarterback. Sam Darnold got the safety end of the game. We didn't see that. No.
Get out. Get out. Everyone was so mad. You could see everyone. You were.
Yeah. Because that was some nonsense. You ended the night with, with a sad declaration that you didn't get to do a gritty. No. Justin Jefferson didn't get a touchdown, so you didn't get to see a Gritty, and you yourself didn't get to do the Gritty across the living room.
I was I was angry. I know. I heard about it. I did hear about it. The Rams?
Yeah. Nobody likes the Ram. The Rams. Oh, I'm a Rams fan. Get no.
They had a whole stadium full of them. There's there's dozens at least. Dozens. Yeah. Oh.
Yeah. There was a lot of people in the stadium I actually cheering on their team. Do like some of their players, and I actually do think their coach is kinda cute. So Oh, okay. You know what I heard about the Jets?
What? They're not, like, the greatest team to watch, but they're raising their season ticket cost for next year. They raised them this year as well, and people are like, why? You're not like a great team. What are you doing?
Making us pay more to see subpar football. Because go buy season passes to watch you lose. I was laying in bed yesterday because I didn't feel well, and I was watching a lot of TikTok and You were doing just scrolling. Just scrolling. Yeah.
Because what else is there to do when you don't feel good? Mhmm. And you came into the bedroom, and I was crying. Yeah. And I said, what are you are you cry you were you were trying to hide your face a little bit.
And I said, what are you doing? And are you crying? What happened? And you said, I watched something sad. I said, what?
I don't wanna talk about it. It'll make me cry more. I don't wanna talk about it. This is not the first time you have watched something sad. There's a new, okay, there's a new thing on TikTok where it's a trend where people are taking the audio from the movie inside out where Yeah.
Bing Bong, the Invisible Friend Yeah. Says take her to the moon. Right. You made it. Which that movie in and of itself makes me cry.
Right. And Bing Bong makes me cry because it makes me think of when Emery had an imaginary friend and when her imaginary friend left, and that makes me sad. So, already, I'm crying because I'm not gonna make it through this break right now. You are you are broken right now. I can see it.
Your eyes are very shiny. I know. Shush. Don't talk about it. So the audio is that take her to the moon, and then the it says show a picture of your pet Yes.
Your current pet and then the pet that sent your current pet. Got you. And that made me sad because I miss our former pet Right. A lot. I understand.
And the current pet that we have, I don't think was sent by anyone other than You definitely not our previous dog that did not send the current dog. Like, what is this animal? Unless our former pet that sent her has tried to torture us, and she was like, get get a load of this. Or something was going on in our current pets in Luna's life that before us in those 2 years before we adopted her that was like, no. You gotta go with these guys.
Aw. You see? Don't talk about it. Yeah. Oh, I got you.
Here's, here's the last time that you made that little noise, though. Listen to this. If this will play. Did you get your headphones on? Did you get did you get your headphones on?
Yeah. Good. Stop. What? I just lied.
Something's sad. What are you what'd you watch that was sad? A little kid growing up. Yeah. And then you were toast.
So this happens. This is a thing you're capable of doing. You get sad when you watch videos of a kid growing up, a dog saying, here's a new dog. You're you're an emotional lady. I'm emotionally stable.
I promise. Yeah. I just cry at sad things. I cry at happy things. I know.
I cry at things that make me feel good. That's good. You you have emotions. That's good. I have a lot of emotions.
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I say that a lot. For sure. For sure. There is, now my computer has, crashed because it Really? Yes.
Well, that's awesome. It's old, and I've spoken to the boss about it. And he said, forget it. You're not getting into life. Okay.
Are you up and working or no? Kinda. Okay. So there is a Polish radio station, a radio station in Poland. Poland's greatest country.
That that's no. It dismissed all its journalists and relaunched this week with AI generated presenters. Way. I don't care for that. No.
Like, what are we doing? Let's get let's get the real people. The journalists go, and people are kind of upset about it. Yeah. You think?
There are virtual. There's 3 avatars that are designed to reach the younger listeners by speaking about, cultural art and social issues. But it's just AI. Yeah. I've seen, like, AI, like, door attendants, like valets and stuff, which is interesting because it's just a screen, and then you see the AI person, you know, with a headset or whatever.
It's like, are you checking in your car? And you have a whole conversation. Just AI. Oh, that's so creepy. Mhmm.
Again It's weird. I know. Just Take away the mundane. Use AI responsibly. Yeah.
AI. Do my dishes. Right. Don't take away my job. Right.
Don't take my job. And don't, don't take away the part of the job. Creative outlets. Wanna do, I suppose. But yeah.
What part of the job don't you wanna do? Of this job? Yeah. The early morning, probably. Yes.
So AI, figure out how to make sleep work better. Everything else is pretty okay about the job. If if the sleep was more effective, though, then the early morning wouldn't be so bad. If you could feel more rested Yeah. Then you'd, you wouldn't mind the early morning thing.
Yeah. Yeah. So make sleep more efficient. In the winter, if I could go from my warm bed to my warm car without being cold, make that easier where I have, like, maybe a a warm tunnel from my house No. To the car.
You know what that warm tunnel is called? A garage. It's called a garage. Yeah. And, we can clean out the garage for you to park in.
But it's it has to be a heated garage. Our garage isn't heated. That's easier to fix than a tube running from the door to your car so that you can stay warm. The car has to already be warmed up and ready to go. And you're gonna need have to be warmed up.
My steering wheel has to be warm. Yeah. That's that's you need a garage. That's what you need. A heated, warm garage.
Or Or what? Just stay in bed until it's warm. I see. Warm. You hibernate.
That's what they call that. Nice. Hibernation? Yes. Sleeping for 3 months?
Yes. Or more? Yep. How long would you hibernate? I don't think I'd wanna hibernate for 3 months.
Like Because December, January, February. You would miss so much of life. Yeah. So I wouldn't wanna high I would probably just wanna hibernate for, like, 12 hours at a time and then be like, okay. I'm out.
What's happening? It's just a longer bedtime. Yeah. I know. I just want a longer sleep.
Yes. Ridiculous. Good? Alright. Yes.
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The game is called which is scarier. Which is scarier? W h I c h. Alright. Which is scarier?
You're gonna give me 2 options Yes. And I have to choose which is scarier. Yes. Alright. 55 things.
Finding a spider in your bed That's pretty scary. Or hearing mysterious noises in your attic at 3 in the morning. It's probably just a a raccoon got in the attic No. Or something. No.
I'm a spider in the bed's scarier than sounds in the attic. Disagree. Sounds in the attic. What if somebody's lurking up there? No one's lurking up there.
You don't know. I do. And I'll go check it out. I'm not afraid of the attic. Alright.
I am. It's because I heard a scary story once. Oh, a whole scary story. Alright. Which is scarier?
Not being able to find your phone for hours or dropping your phone in the toilet? Maybe not being able to find it, I think, would be scarier. In in terms of, like, I've lost it, and you can't find it for hours. If I drop it in water, it like, the phones now are pretty waterproof. Like, it's gonna be gross, but I'm not super scared about that.
Where if I lost it, I'd be like, where is my phone? Like and it's lost for hours? For hours. That one's scary. Okay.
That one is a little bit scary. Alright. K. Which is scarier? Leaving the house without pants or walking to a room full of people you've been talking about behind their backs and they know?
I'm gonna let you answer this one because I feel like you're gonna be way way more scared about walking to the room of people. No. But I'm also I don't wanna leave the house without pants either. Either. I don't know how that would ever happen, but I also scary.
Oh, I know. I wear shorts. Those aren't pants. That's how I leave the house without pants. I'm wearing shorts, and I do that all the time.
No. You have to have nothing. No. Bared lace. No way.
That's scary. That's that's illegal. It's not illegal. Move on to the next one. What's number 4?
That one's too scary. Alright. Which is scarier, walking through a haunted house or being asked to give a last minute speech in front of 500 people? Oh, definitely the haunted house. Speech.
You're picking the haunted house. No. The speech. No. I can talk to people.
I don't I don't mind talking to people. No. Last minute unprepared, I will gab your ear off. You're not gonna have a great time. You're gonna wish that I had gone to the spook alley.
But I'm gonna stand up there, and I am gonna just go on and on and on. You're gonna gab our ears off. Yeah. You said gab like a 12 year old girl. No.
Like a 80 year old woman. What are you talking about? Like, what's the gab? Gap. We're sitting around gabbing.
Alright. One more. Alright. Alright. Alright.
I gotta find a good one. Which is scarier. Okay. I don't some of these aren't that scary. Okay.
Okay. Getting locked out of your house in your underwear or getting locked out of your car on a date. Pro Locked out of your house in your underwear. That's scarier. That's definitely scarier.
Because then your neighbors are all watching? Why are your neighbors watching? They got nothing else to do? Mind your own business, neighbors. Like, I'm just gonna go to the backyard and sit on the deck and wait is what's gonna happen.
Wait for what? Someone to arrive with a key to get me in the house. Because if I'm locked out, it's obviously, I don't have my stuff, so I can't get in. So I'm gonna have to wait for somebody to come unlock the house. You're not gonna try to crawl in a window?
Maybe. Depends on if what time of year it is because the windows are usually locked. So Okay. Here's an offshoot. Okay.
Getting locked out of your house in your underwear, and you have to have the police let you in. Okay. Fine. Or That's a that's a fine situation. That's their problem, not mine.
Trying to climb into your house and getting stuck in your window Yeah. In your underwear. Like Winnie the Pooh? Yes. That's a that's pretty embarrassing.
See, those aren't scary situations. Those are just embarrassing situations. What's more embarrassing? Embarrassing is always scary. Is it?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm not super scared about being embarrassed. Embarrassed is its own feeling. Scared is a different animal.
Well, good list. You wanna play that again maybe or no? Sure. Not today. Oh, no.
I like it. Different day. Alright. Well, maybe next next week, we'll play another round of the fun game, which is scary. I thought it was fun.
Don't be a good time. Don't be a jerk. It was a good one. I like the game. I woke up this morning, and you were not in bed.
And You know where I was. I walked out to the living room when you were cuddling with the dog on the couch. That's not exactly what happened. That is what you saw. What happened is apparently at 4:30, the dog decided it's time for me to get out of my kennel.
Someone let me outside. So I hear the the whimpering and the barking, and I'm like, what is going on with this dog? And so I get out of bed, and she, bright eyed, I open up her her kennel, and she's like, hey. Good morning. How are you?
Good to see you. And I this is not happening right now. What are you doing? She's like, goes to the door, like, I need to go outside. And I went, alright.
Fine. So I disarm the system thing and take her outside, and noticed that the grass was crispy on my feet. And I was like, this is not I don't like this. And so I came back inside. Did you have no shoes on?
Yeah. No. I didn't have shoes on. Oh my. It was cold.
So I came back inside, went to the bedroom. I laid down for, I don't know, 2 minutes or something, and I went, I gotta go let the dog in. Went back, let her in, put her back in her kennel, went back to bed. It wasn't 5 minutes. She's like, hey.
I know you're awake now. What's Why did you put me back in bed? What's the story here? So I then went back out, and I said, I'm just gonna go lay on the couch. I gotta be up in a half hour anyway, So I'm just gonna go lay on the couch.
So I let her out of her kennel, and I laid down, and she cuddled up by my feet. And then a half hour went by, and you came out, and you were like, hey. It's time to get up. And I went, I don't wanna I don't wanna the dog hit me up. Blanket out there.
Didn't plan on staying there that long. You lived so dangerously. It was cold. It wasn't cold. It was chilly.
It wasn't bad. I did the thing where it's like when you have having this dog is, I've said this before, like having a toddler or a newborn Correct. Where you hear her and you go, I hear her, but I'm not gonna be the first one to get out of bed. So I'm gonna wait until the other person gets out of bed to take care of this problem. Is that what's happening?
Yeah. And also That's what's happening on your side of the room. It's you're going, get out of bed, Josh. Yeah. Go Because also go get the dog.
Oh, here's the part where see these eyeballs are like, I didn't even want this dog. I didn't even I didn't want this dog. This is the dog that you wanted. I know. Not the dog that I wanted.
This is the dog that wanted us. It's not about us. It's about the dog that wants us. Into that. Anyway, so I hear barking, and I kinda shift a little bit like, hey.
I'm awake. You should be awake too. I'm not getting out of bed. So you get out. You take her out.
And then I didn't know that you put her back in our kennel after you brought her back inside. I heard her whimpering, but it sounded like she was whimpering outside the bedroom door. So I tried that. I I did try, like, I'll let her out, and I'll just close the door and go back to bed. And then she walked around and then whimpered outside the door, and I said, I'm just gonna lay on the couch.
I forgot that part. That did happen. Okay. Good job laying on the couch with her. Yeah.
Well she I don't know. Is she afraid of anything? Who knows? She probably just heard a noise, a wind, a rustling of leaves. She's a big scaredy cat.
She's afraid of everything. Which is scarier? A leaf or the mailman? She is scared of so many things. Yeah.
Yeah. For sure. She's, she's a wonderful attack dog, though. So don't mess with me. Yeah.
Yeah. What is some of the most retro old school technology that you can kinda think of? 8 track. 8 track. Okay.
Let's go more computery. What's, what's some old computer tech? Floppy disk. Very good. Thank you.
Well done. Thank you. When's the last time you used a floppy disk? And I'm not talking about the 3 and a half hard disk, your a drive floppy disk. I'm talking about the b disk, the big, like, 5 and a half inch I never black one.
You've never used 1. Never. Not once. Not once. You never played a game that was on floppy disk like that?
I had was the smaller ones. The little 3 and a half's. Yeah. Okay. So you didn't get into computers as early as I did No.
Is what you're saying? No. You got in during the 3 and a half floppies, not the 5. I guess. K.
Would this blow your mind to know, because it it blew my mind, to know that the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency, the people in charge of all the trolleys and stuff in San Francisco, their light rail system runs on those 5 inch floppy disks today. Why haven't they updated it? They're finally getting around to it. They're spending $212,000,000 to update the system so it doesn't run on floppy disks anymore. That it's still running on a floppy disk.
They they have to have old hardware to be able to run this stuff and to write the programs and all that stuff that these things are running on. Why is it called a floppy disk? Because of the way it is. But it's not floppy. Those not the a ones, not the 3a half.
The b's were. The b's were very, very floppy. Okay. It was a flexible magnetic disk. Okay.
I'd I never I I'd never use those. So this system has required those 5 and a quarter inch floppy disks since 1998 when it was installed at San Francisco's Market Street subway station. $212,000,000, they will finally, after this upgrade, be joining the 21st century. That's insane. Isn't it?
That that still operates. Yeah. Because we have old technology at a lot of different places, and it's like, no. Not working. But the fact that it's still moving trolleys around town Crazy.
I'd be terrified to ride on one of those. What if it shuts down? No. It's very dependable. Lights on fire.
If they if the system wasn't dependable, they would have changed it years ago. That's true. I think also very expensive. $212,000,000 to bring it out of the nineties. That's expensive.
That's I was paying for that. The city of San Francisco. That's right. They're gonna trolley fees are gonna go up. People are gonna be paying it for years.
$212,000,000. Pretty expensive. Insane. Yeah. But much needed, I think, at this point.
You gotta do it. So now I'm curious what else what other infrastructure around America is running on technology Antequated technology. At a minimum 30 years old? A lot. I bet a lot more than we're comfortable with.
Yeah. I bet so. Let's go start asking around. You're still using the Dewey Decimal System over here. I see.
Dewey Decimal System. Yeah. Right. Pulling out the Card file. Man, oh, man.
I'm glad that's been updated. That was a pain and Do they still have the, the magnet tape thing for the newspaper? I was haven't seen the machines where people used to sit and go and, like, read through 400 pages of a newspaper in a second. When was the last time you tried to search for a newspaper? You haven't never done that, have you?
Haven't had the need to? Listen. Somewhere along the line between when I graduated high school and today, people quit citing sources. So I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me.
Alright. You ready to do would you rather this or that? Yes. Alright. Here we go.
Friday edition of would you rather this or that. Would you rather have vampire teeth or a witch's mole? Vampire teeth. Why? I don't want that mole.
End of why. But vampire season can get in the way of everything. I'm gonna be able to eat fruit so well. Be like, uh-huh. Kung?
An apple? I'll have a weird voice because of it, apparently. But, yeah, no. I'm taking the vampire teeth for sure. I probably am too.
Nope. You cannot use my logic to make a decision every time. Yes. I can. Formulate your own opinion.
No. Why were you gonna take the witch's mole for so long? I wasn't. I hadn't made a decision. And then you heard my logic about how the mole is on your face nonstop Yeah.
And the fangs, at least I can close my mouth, but also fruit. I'm going with the teeth. I'm with you. Yeah. Because they're gonna be kinda because they got cool.
Everything that you could open. You could open so much stuff with your teeth. Some sometimes vampire teeth aren't always the sharp canine thing. Some of them have retractable canines that they can bring up. So they can talk normal and be normal, but then when they when they need them.
How do you feel about that? That would be very cool. Retractable canines. What if they came out when you were upset and then like, your kids? They're like, I can see your teeth.
You're mad. Yeah. It'd be something uncontrollable. And so then if your kids did something or didn't do something that you asked, and then you're like, the fangs are coming out, and they were like, I'll do it. I'll do the dishes, mom.
Don't bite me. Because that's like, why would the fangs come out be scary? Like, because they'd be like, don't bite me. Like, you you would be going around biting people. You'd be like, nah.
Do what I ask you to do. Or I'll bite you with these sharp teeth. I think that's illegal. I don't think you can go running around biting people. I bet you could to your own kids.
No. I bet you could. Don't bite your friends. It's a song. It is a song.
Learn it. Friends aren't food. Your kids aren't your friends. Yes. They are.
Come on. Depending on the day. Alright. Would you rather this or that? Friday, the weekend.
Fri yay. Fri yay. Fri yay. Yay. Hey, that's gonna wrap up our show for today.
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