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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I hope fantastic. We should have a pretty fun show ahead. Lots to talk about. I have my frustrates and people today. I'll wait till later to do it. It's ridiculous and it would frustrate people, but I've discussed many times on air and expressed my views on it. And boy, when you just say something on the radio, people don't seem to lose their minds about it.
But then when you actually show that you will live up to your word and give an example of things you've said people can do, sometimes people get mad. So my goodness. And I thought yesterday was going to be a relaxing day and it was for the most part, but there's a little bit of irritation that I had to deal with. And that's why I'm feeling mentally exhausted today.
So I need to dig into the coffee, get myself nice and riled up. And again, later on the show, if I managed to frustrate you with some of my personal beliefs, sorry, and it's not going to be politics. OK, not going to get into politics.
But again, people think a lot differently when it comes to certain subjects and that's fine. It's Thursday, one step closer to the weekend and boy, do I need a weekend. OK, what kind of radio content can we dig into here? Every time I see one of these threads, I know it's going to be filled with things that are just not accurate.
All right. This question somebody asked on Reddit was what something everyone seems to enjoy, but you genuinely genuinely don't understand the appeal of. Every time I see a thread like this, I know the responses are going to be things that. Not everyone seems to enjoy like something that everyone seems to enjoy, but you might not genuinely understand the appeal of would be like pizza.
All right. Ice cream, not things like Dubai. And we're not talking Dubai chocolate, but the country.
How many people do you know if you're like, hey, what's your favorite country? They're going to go Dubai. I bet nobody. I don't think that everyone seems to enjoy Dubai. Or the next response, gambling.
I don't think that everyone enjoys gambling. All right. What do we got around here?
One casino? Is it always bursting at the seams? Every single person for me, Stigh-to-ho, let me in. Let me into gamble.
I am I must. You know, the only things getting sold at gas stations, lottery tickets now. Now, like I myself. I've talked about it before. Gambling, not my thing. I don't win. I get mad if I lose like a dollar, like just throwing a dollar in the garbage. That's aggravating to me and I don't need aggravations in life. So yeah, I don't gamble. I don't think that everyone seems to enjoy gambling.
Trying to think about my friends. How often do I see him just booking it to Fort Hall? It just doesn't seem to happen.
If everyone seemed to enjoy gambling, I think we'd have a few more casinos around here. All right. What else we got here? ASMR. OK, that's. You know, when somebody's like really close to the microphone and talking like them. I don't personally know anybody who sits around and listens to ASMR videos.
I just don't. Yeah. Yeah. Again, so far all of these responses, not something everyone seems to enjoy.
Another answer could be music. Yeah, most people seem to enjoy it. There got to be a few people out there that are like, no, I hate it. I just don't like notes. I don't like hearing melodies. It's not my thing. But you never get those kind of responses in these threads. Generative AI.
There are definitely plenty of people out there that hate all things AI. All right. I mean, there's articles about it. And you go fire up YouTube and find anything about AI. All right.
Certainly people out there that aren't fans of generative AI. All right. What else do we have here? Strip clubs.
Yeah, I don't think that everyone seems to enjoy them thinking to my friends. Yeah, I can't wait to get out work. Get myself over to the strip club.
No, that's just not happening. Every other store, every other business front on the streets in every city is a strip club. No, there's like a handful in most places. Not something that everyone seems to enjoy.
But. Anything to do with nicotine product. Yeah, everybody, everybody's just hooked.
Everyone I know hooked on nicotine. Threads dumb. Anyway, morning to you. Thanks for tuning in. Starting to get fired up today. So I'm going to try to just take a little bit of a breather.
Early. Don't need to be getting frustrated. But that's what the internet can do to you.
Frustrate you. You ever have those mornings where you're just feeling a little bit irritable? Yeah, that's always great at 7 a.m. I hope your morning's going good. Anyway, tough content day as well. Tough content day here. These threads are just garbage.
Like. Somebody asking the no stupid questions. Subreddit.
What did kids do back in the day when they played outside for hours on end? Now, I know the the subreddits called no stupid questions, but. When I saw that question, maybe I'm just irritable today, but I was like, that is a stupid question. You just think about it and you go, what can you do outside? Ride your bike, playmate, believe, I don't know, dig a hole.
But. What did you do when you played outside? You played outside. I don't know. Got on a swing, went down a slide. I wonder what other questions are in the no stupid questions subreddit.
All right, let's see here. What is the proper etiquette when you sit by large? Well, we'll just call them large people in economy class flight.
You sit there and deal with it. Air travels not just meant to be fantastic. Yeah, otherwise they'd make the seats bigger. You know, it's not the 1950s anymore. Air travel is just something you got to do.
It's not a luxury. Let's see here. Any what other not stupid questions or no stupid questions? Then what are you going to respond to asking? But what do you do if you get seated next to a large person in a plane? You just sit there. OK, you deal with your flight.
The end. That is a stupid question. All right, I'm going to have to close this subreddit because these questions, they do seem stupid to me. All right, I'm going to take a break and try to find something better to talk about. OK. A little bit frazzled today, a little bit frazzled today and distracted. Wish I would have went to bed just a little bit earlier or taking a nap yesterday. You don't recommend taking naps when you can. It's good for you. Good for your mental health. Get yourself a little bit of extra rest and relaxation.
Today just sounds like the perfect day to sit around and watch a movie or something. But stuck here I am stuck here I am. And I don't know what's going on in the world, but it's just just a slow news week. You know, there's a lot of terrible things happening and. Garbage that I don't want to talk about from the news because you know, who needs to hear a bunch of unpleasantries as they're getting rolling for the morning until it is too early for that, right? Want to try to start your day in a good mode and digging up the news. That's that's no way to start the day on a positive front.
Now, don't want to be having to take anti anxiety meds at first thing in the morning. It's too early for that. So let's see here. We got a Florida man peddling fake water. Now, what is that? Structured water. Joseph Ladapo endorsed the use of structured water, which doesn't seem to exist. This is Florida's surgeon general.
Um, what? A seemingly fictional form of water that's becoming popular in the alternative medicine world. So he's saying avoid the plastic bottles as much as you can and drinking structured water might offer more advantages.
OK, it's supposedly a fourth phase of water different from liquid or solid water. All right. Think my brain can't even handle this type of thing. Some of the things that you see pop up in the news. You just got what planet are we living on now? Yeah.
World's getting weird. Anyway, maybe I just need peaches to get in here and have somebody to talk with something about. I'm going to talk with pictures about something when it gets in. Be a little after eight o'clock. Have a big discussion. Yeah, about.
Traditions and things like that. It's going to be fun now because they apparently need to make a public statement. Oh, geez. Please don't bring your horse into the store. OK, I mean, the headline of this news article shouldn't be surprising, aside from the fact that somebody brought their horse into a target store. But the second part of it, what do you think happens if you bring a horse into a store? Yeah, it's going to crap all over the place.
Mm hmm. If you want to watch a video of a horse taking a dump in a target. It's apparently viral on TikTok.
I'm going to go ahead and click play just because I don't know. I don't want to see that this morning. And I think if you're going to take your horse anywhere where people might be walking, you should have to put some kind of a horse diaper on it. Like, you know, the Palisades Creek Trail. It's all beautiful and stuff. Pretty much the only thing that ruins it is the horse crap all over the place. Do they make a horse diaper? Let's see here.
Waterproof horse poop bag. Yeah, I'm looking at a picture of this here. I mean, it's it's kind of steep. 125 bucks on Amazon, but it's a bag. You hook to the back of your horse.
So when you're on, say, a trail that people are trying to walk on, your horse crap doesn't get all over the place. There you go. OK, here's an here's an even cheaper one. Twenty two fifty from working horse tack dot com. The Ketchit manure bag. They have all kinds of different sizes and colors. You know, it's a fashion item for your horse. OK, please buy them because sorry, the rest of us don't enjoy stepping in horse dookie. All right, people with dogs carry bags with them when they go hiking to clean up their dog crap.
I think you should have to do with your horse, too. Is that a controversial statement? I don't know. By the way, I might make some controversial statements when peaches get seen, I don't know, got a hot topic that we're going to get into. And, you know, I'm allowed to have my own views on things and we're not going to get into politics or anything like that.
But. Y'all listeners better not get all but hurt at me. All right, don't need the aggravation. Well, we'll discuss it. Stay tuned. Ah, what else do we have here? Um. The British Museum looking to hire a treasure hunter.
All right, what do I got to do? I want to get paid to be a treasure hunter. And I've pretty much only been an online treasure hunter. There's a lot of different treasure hunts that have gone on over the years like the forest, fenn treasure hunt and things like that. Had a great time delving into the clues, trying to figure out where could this treasure be? There's one going on right now.
I can't remember the name of the guy off the top of my head, but. You know, it could be located near us based on the clues I had read. Right now we're in the middle of the winter months, so probably not the best time to be out trudging around the wilderness and treasure hunting.
Let's see. British Museum announcing that 1500 of its Greek and Roman artifacts were stolen, missing or damaged, and they want to find them. So they're looking for a dedicated treasure hunter.
And, uh, I don't know how you apply or. You know, how you're supposed to track down this missing treasure. I would imagine it's probably, you know, sitting in some rich person's home and I'll bought it on the black market. You never know.
They may find it, but also isn't the British Museum kind of known for hanging on to artifacts that belong to other countries anyway? Well, anyway, you can Google this up if you're looking for a new job. I'm not sure if we have that listed at higher east Idaho dot com, but.
Probably not since that's overseas and higher east Idaho dot com would be a local job listings for people here in East Idaho. So you should go check that out. Let's see.
What else we got? Many schools don't think students can read full novels anymore. That's a tragedy.
That's what the headline said. I mean, I agree that it's a tragedy if that's the case, but I think they're just not putting enough faith in young people. Apparently some schools are just giving kids like sections of books to read. And they're like, well, they got a short attention span.
They just can't do it anymore. No, that's when you need to force them to try to read a full book. Make that part of the curriculum. You know, let's get these kids reading. Reading is good for the mind. And maybe, you know, they should stop banning books and school.
Though, if there's anything to be said about banning books, hopefully it makes kids go get those books because I know when I was young, if somebody's like, don't look at this. No, you can't see this. Don't do it. Oh, what do you think the first thing a kid's going to do is? Oh, the adults don't want me to read this book.
I'm going to go find it. So note, kids, Stephen King, the most banned author of of all time in America. He's really good. Those stories are great. Highly recommend reading some Stephen King. So yeah, schools, please, you know, make kids read full books. OK, it's good for their minds and they can do it. Stop, you know, not having faith in young people.
OK, every generation, these kids are not like we were back in the day. Me. Yeah, maybe be encouraging. Not just, you know, cranky about it. OK, motivate them.
All right. I got some poppy coming up. It's eight o'clock. Hope your morning's going good. Hope the day is going by at a reasonable pace. Morning, people. We got peaches in the house. What up peaches? Oh, nothing much. Right on. How how has your day been so far?
Speaker 2: I just woke up not that long ago, so so far, pretty good. I haven't seen Jade yet, so it's great.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, any time you don't see Jade right away. That's definitely good. And I wish I had just woke up to five a.m. It's just too early peaches, too early.
Speaker 2: I woke up at seven forty.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, good for you. All right, now I'm going to preface this by saying. I might make some people mad. Uh oh, I might make some people mad with this next break.
Apparently, I already done that already. I know. Apparently, this is a bit controversial. So this is a subject we've talked about many times on this show.
And that is the subject of marriage peaches. I think I'm going to say liberalism. No, we're not going to talk politics. We're going to talk about marriage.
Like I'm sure you've heard me plenty of times say young people. Don't get married. Right. And I've also pointed out many times that you can just say I'm married. You don't have to go the legal route. Like, OK, here's how marriage traditionally works. You know, you propose to somebody, then you have, you know, this ritual, you know, this ritualistic ceremony you go through. And then you file the proper documents with the government.
Wow, that's pretty romantic. Let's turn in that paperwork to the government. You know, got to make sure that, you know, the feds recognize it. You don't have to do all that to go, you know, I'm married.
Right. You just got to be in love with somebody and decide, hey, we're married now. So, you know, the other day had kind of a, you know, a difficult and stressful day together with my lady. You know, we went through some stuff and
Speaker 2: after a hot tub without taking a shower first, you knew it.
Speaker 1: You knew it. Now, but, you know, we're hanging out yesterday and or the day before and we're like, you know what? We're married now. We just decided that you decide that we decided it together.
Speaker 2: We're like, you woke up. We're married now.
Speaker 1: We're married now. We decided that's how we're young because for a long time at home, you know, and maybe you've even heard me say, my wife, you know, is it against the law to call someone who you're not tight?
You know, that you got legal documents to prove it to call them your wife. I'm not Lieutenant Korean. Ask him.
I'll find out on traffic school tomorrow powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. So, you know, made a post on Facebook about it. And we're like, OK, if we're going to consider ourselves married, let's just put it on Facebook because, you know, you can put whatever relationship status you want on Facebook pages. Like you could go click married to J Davis right now if you want to.
Speaker 2: I might just surprise everybody and put it's complicated with Aubrey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do that one too. So, you know, made the post because we decided, all right, we're married now. And. A handful of people did not like this because. It's not legal. And got very upset about this and start going off about, you know, the traditional way to do things and that this isn't real. And it's like, well, it's not a legal marriage.
Speaker 2: Be like, you know, Victor, the guy hasn't had his high school diploma because he won't pay a fine. Do you think he'll do anything traditional? Exactly.
Speaker 1: How often do I talk about how you don't have to do things the way that everybody else does? And it's not against the law to go, you know what, I'm married. I'm married now. OK. So I just wanted to let everybody out there know I'm married now.
I got a wife. There you go. And if you are dating someone and, you know, you feel like, hey, we want to show a strong commitment to one another publicly.
Speaker 2: We're married now.
Speaker 1: We're married now. No, no, you it's OK to, you know, show publicly that you have a very strong commitment to one another. And it doesn't hurt anybody. OK, we we got a call. Oh, boy, here we go. And again, I know there's probably some people that are like, oh, but I got duped and, OK, I understand, like, when I made that post, my kids were like, what the what the heck? You know, I should have told them beforehand we're going to make this.
Speaker 2: You shocked the entire office. Shocked the entire office. Like I was on my I was on my lunch break in my car and Aubrey calls me and goes, is Victor married now? Yes. And then I went to Maddie and her jaw dropped. Oh, my goodness. Justin was shaking his head.
Speaker 1: And OK, so my kids were obviously a little like, what the heck? And I had to talk to him about it. Me like, listen, you know, I didn't go jet off to Vegas or the courthouse. And that's what we thought you did and get legally married without telling anyone. Because obviously, if I'm going to have a real, you know, a wedding, I'm going to involve my family and my kids and invite you.
Speaker 2: You're going to have it in California so I can be the ordained minister.
Speaker 1: That's right. We're gathered here today. Yeah, we'll like do a real wedding and we'll invite people and do the legal. But. So again, if there are people who are like, congratulations, and now you're mad at me and you feel duped, I still say I'm married because I can say that it's not in the. I know it's not traditional, but I came here. Turn down your radio, please. I got it down. OK. You're live on the air. Who's this?
Speaker 3: My name is Melanie. Melanie. Me and my husband, we are not legal, but we are. We did have a ceremony we got. We did the whole thing. Wedding dress, the whole thing, but we just didn't go and turn in the paperwork to the government and we've been together for 10 years. So you don't have to go and get married. You just don't know.
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want with your own relationship. And I was very surprised outside of my kids who just were kind of shocked and thought that I had run off to Vegas or something. You know, outside of them, the handful of people that got really mad about this. I was very surprised because to me, it was just showing a very strong commitment publicly.
Speaker 3: You know, you don't need to be a paper to tell somebody that you love each other. You just have to have each other. Exactly.
Speaker 1: Exactly. So, you know, I really appreciate you calling. And, you know, telling us your story, Melanie. All right. Well, thank you. Thanks. You have a good day. So, yeah, go ahead and, you know, fire up your profile and just click married to Aubrey.
Speaker 2: I was hoping crazy J would be the flower girl, you know, he might have to be.
Speaker 1: Might have to be. But I mean, yeah, obviously I would involve my family. I'd make a big deal out of it. But I just I don't know. I was and again, this was like a very small handful of people that got upset, you know, and I figured we could talk through it. But some people that word is it means something very different than it does to me.
Speaker 2: You know, we got the big boss man here to the big boss.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, J. J. Dave. No, Kevin. I thought you'd be on your honeymoon. Well, you know, I ain't got no PTO left. That's right. I ain't got no PTO. Thank you, Kevin. Caller, you're live on the air. Keep that in mind. Who's this? J.D. J.D. How's it going? J.D. What's up?
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying not to get left to you, but that's OK. I just want to say, you know, when it comes to relationships and marriages and stuff, sometimes people, you know, need to mind their own business. I have a I have a saying, you know, if you mind your own business, you live longer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. It's not worth getting all worked up over things that, you know, really, you know, it's not like they have some kind of negative impact on you. You know, it's just a public, you know, show of affirmation. And I'm going to just I'm going to call her my wife.
Speaker 2: Meet me and J. Did wish you both congratulations in the best possible way.
Speaker 1: You guys did. You were having fun. You made it funny, you know, like the don't need for negativity or some of you guys in my homies and you know how to make a slap.
Speaker 4: I agree, man. All the best for your new venture. You know what I mean? It's your business. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy for you. Enjoy.
Speaker 1: Well, and one thing I've noticed is, you know, a lot of people who haven't been married seem to have a lot of thoughts on marriage. And it's like, you know, Yeah, that's so romantic.
Speaker 4: It's at the end of the day. That's your choices, man. Not mine or somebody else's to make.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't expect like, you know, I don't expect like, you know, I don't expect of my kids to suddenly be like, we got a new mom. It's like, and they're adults.
It's like, you know, we're just showing in our way that we're strongly committed to each other and it was as simple as that. I didn't think it would be controversial at all. But apparently it is.
Speaker 4: Don't your kids have boyfriends or stuff that they live with that they're not married to, but they might as well be or, you know, they can say they are because they live with them.
Speaker 1: They can say. I don't know. Maybe they call each other husband and wife at home. I don't know. I have one daughter who's engaged getting married in October and, you know, that that's awesome and fantastic.
And, you know, if they wanted to change their profile status right now and call each other husband and wife, you should be able to call your significant other whatever kind of name you want. Yeah, they're super bad ones. I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, hold on. Okay, you guys are right. You guys are right. I'd say positive names.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep that on the up and up. But yeah, man, it's they're doing, you know, all kinds of people do the same thing just because you choose to call it marriage. That's your choice, man. And it's good because you guys go good together as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you, JD. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: And, uh, yeah, one of us is to disagree. According to J.
Speaker 1: Droll, according to J. Droll, he just disagrees bad for each other.
Speaker 4: You know, the, and that person go back into the, you know, basement where there's mom wherever you live. And, you know, and the people that are not married that are criticizing you. Have you ever wondered why they're not married?
Speaker 1: Well, and again, it's like, I don't know, to me, you should be able to just say, I'm married. You don't, you don't have to do the traditional path of things.
And it's not the end of the world. But I guess, you know, the traditional way of doing things is important to some people. But I'm not like Peach has said right at the beginning of this break. I'm not a traditional type of person. All right.
Speaker 4: No, no, not at all. So yeah, well, good luck on your new venture.
Speaker 3: And thanks for playing the hell back for leather. You're welcome. So, um, we'll chat with you later so I don't get electrocuted while I'm talking on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't do that, JD. All right.
Speaker 4: See you, man. Talk to you later. Bye.
Speaker 2: So now we're going to go down to this complete list of 13 long-term celebrity couples who aren't married. Oh, no.
Speaker 1: But do they call, do they call themselves married?
Speaker 2: Well, not necessarily. Kurt Russell and Goldie Hahn, like they've been together since the 80s and they never got married.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I mean, you don't have to. So, but I just, if you want to say you are, it's not against the law. You can call your relationship whatever you want. But, you know, again, I'm just not a typically traditional type of person when it comes to a lot of things. Like you want to have something different than turkey on Thanksgiving? Go for it.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Thanksgiving food sucks.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to have a Christmas tree, don't put one up.
Speaker 2: I was just talking to my friends about wedding rings because it's so funny. They're like, it costs you three months salary or it should be three months salary. Who's the person saying that? The guy selling you the ring.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You don't have to buy fancy rings when you get married. You can propose at the ring pop. Yeah, exactly. You know, you, you can talk to your significant other about what type of ring they want and it's the meaning behind it that matters.
Speaker 2: If they say, hey, I want to ring that costs a lot of money, you got yourself a gold digger. That's all I'm saying. It's like you're going to be, you have to be prepared for a whole lot more. Like, oh, can you buy me this expensive bag down the line?
Speaker 1: Which, you know, that can be fine too. You know, maybe you want to buy a really fancy ring. Great.
Speaker 2: The Dolce and Gabbana refrigerator.
Speaker 1: That's the showing of true love. Maybe you should Dolce and Gabbana refrigerate.
Speaker 2: You should invite the big guy, you know, the guy who owns the building. Oh. And then see if he'll give you a wedding.
Speaker 1: Dolce and Gabbana refrigerator. Here, here, here's our, what do they call that when you make a wedding registry, the registry. You just slap that on there.
Speaker 2: Put that at the very bottom. That's what you should do. Just invite a whole bunch of billionaires like the Klein and Alley. They did a whole segment on that where they pretended to get married and they invited a whole bunch of rich, rich people just to see who would send a gift instead. Hmm.
Speaker 1: That is a good idea, peaches. I mean, I've got pretty much everything I need. So aside from a Dolce and Gabbana refrigerator.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, come on. You want to invite Shaq to your wedding, right? Absolutely. Like Mark Cuban. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg. So anyway, everybody, you be you. You be you. Don't, you know, let other people's expectations, you know, your relationship is your business. Unless like it's abusive or something.
Okay. Or if you're trying to commit fraud, you know, you're filling out a document. We need a big loan. I'm married. Yeah. If you're just showing affirmation and love for that other person, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: Well, somebody asked me, is Victor's relationship in shambles? And I'm like, why do you ask that? And he go because he posted, I love you so much. And like usually when you just post the other person, it's like, uh-oh.
Speaker 1: It's like the fall photo shoot. No, it's just being nice. It's like the fall photo shoot where you have the, you know, the marriages and the shambles. No, we're doing great. I was just feeling like, hey, you know, I love this girl. I'm gonna post a picture of her. It was all good. So, all right. There you go, everybody. I didn't go to the courthouse. I hope that's okay with you.
Speaker 2: I thought you did. That's the reason why you weren't here yesterday. I was, I pulled up and I'm like, oh, is he sick? Is he gonna do that crap? He's like, I'm not feeling well. I've no PTO. And then sure enough, my lunch break, we saw, we all saw that. And that was like the talk of the entire building.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully everybody listened to the segment. Uh, nobody stopped by to talk to me about it today. So Kevin just did Kevin just did. And I didn't get the opportunity to explain to him. But again, some people think that's weird. I do, I do things my way.
Speaker 2: Do things my way and it's not a big deal. I was thinking about making a joke about it with a Photoshopped image. No, no, no, no, not bad. It's gonna be pretty funny. If you said it made some people mad, I'm like, hmm.
Speaker 1: It was only a couple of people. And again, like, you know, with my kids, I understood that would shock them and take them by surprise. But I talked to them about it and hopefully they get what was going on.
Speaker 2: I think both your kids have a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: So well, and it wasn't even trying to like be funny. You know, it was just, Hey, we love each other. Let's post this on Facebook because it's you can label your relationship. Whatever you want.
Speaker 2: It's your business. I was trying to make a Sora video yesterday of me interrupting the wedding by throwing burgers at people and spraying, you know, liquid cheese through a hose. But it kept kept giving me a content violation. Oh, yeah. And I didn't throw in burgers at people as a messed up thing. I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, they don't even let you litter on Sora. So anyway, we better get to break. Yeah. It was a long break, but yeah, I'm married now. It's official. And that's it. The end. All right. Earlier, I was talking about this treasure hunting job that I guess the British Museum is hiring for.
You know, you can just do it as a hobby. This guy found some real treasure. This guy was out snorkeling and he was in these clear waters.
I think this was off the coast of Florida. Well, it says it was turned over to Washington. Oh, OK, this was in Australia. OK, they were talking about Western Australia.
It just said WA. So anyway, he's out snorkeling and he sees something down, you know, on the ocean floor and dives down, brings it up. It's a safe. You know, pretty exciting to discover a safe on the seafloor like what could be in it. And we got gold, silver, you know, something much more valuable and much more treasure-like. This guy managed to crack the safe and found brutal beef.
That's right. It was a package of beef jerky. You know, somebody was just like, this will be funny. We're going to go dump this safe into the ocean that has nothing but beef in it.
And we'll see how long it takes somebody to find it. And I mean, I'm looking at a picture of the guy. He looks really happy. He's got a thumbs up. He's showing off the safe, showing off the beef jerky. You know, just he just made his day. And I mean, cracking the safe is not easy. He had to get an angle grinder out and carve a hole in the back of it. And it was the world's hottest beef jerky.
Carolina Reaper flaming hot. Now does beef jerky expire? I think the guy should have cracked it open and taken a bite. But yeah, it's good to see people are having fun and finding some treasure in the world. So get out there and hunt. But wait till, you know, the weather is a little bit better. It's not a good time a year around here to be out hunting for treasure. All right.
Pretty cold out there in some areas. You just be safe. Safe. All right.
Be back in a minute. Had a guy who wanted to hear some Metallica. And then later next hour, probably get into a long tool song by request. So hang on. Just another friendly reminder to tell your kids, don't play ding dong ditch. It's just too dangerous in 2026 to play ding dong ditch.
I know it was fun when we were kids and ring the doorbell run away. You might get yourself killed. All right.
Don't do it kids. Where was this one from? It's a fresh story from January 3rd.
Okay. Statesville, North Carolina got a homeowner facing felony charges after he shot a child who was playing ding dong ditch. They point out that the prank consists of running up to a house, ringing the doorbell and knocking on the door before quickly running away. So about 1120 p.m. You know, police get calls that there are multiple gunshots in a neighborhood. So they bomb over there and they, you know, find this vehicle stopped in the roadway with passenger doors open, broken glass, bullet holes in the vehicle. And then some kids in a nearby field. So they find five juveniles, one of whom was on the ground suffering from a gunshot wound to the leg.
Now he's going to be okay. It's against the law to shoot people who ring your doorbell and run away. Okay. I believe you can only shoot people in self-defense. So we've got Craig Steven Mason, who's now in jail. He said he was awakened by loud noises coming from a neighboring residence. And then he saw a vehicle driving through the neighborhood with no headlights.
So he just started blasting rounds at it. If you spot a suspicious vehicle in your neighborhood, just call the police. Okay. Don't just start firing off rounds. You might kill somebody. But again, just parents, please tell your kids, don't play Ding Dong Ditch. It might seem like a silly game from when we were young, but it's just too dangerous in this day and age. All right, kids, you don't want to get blasted by some maniac because you thought you were doing something silly.
Okay. And if you Ding Dong Ditch, like at my house, I'm not even going to answer the door. I mean, apparently I can't even hear my door. So, yeah, my wife's brother came by yesterday. I was sitting there. He was knocking.
I guess he should have tried that doorbell. Well, I'm sure you're here to give me more work now that I finally got all that other work done I've been trying.
Speaker 5: Victor Smith, the progressive male taking his girl's last name because they got married yesterday, definitely needs more work.
Speaker 1: Oh, geez. Can only imagine if I changed my name on Facebook.
Speaker 5: And it's already a fake name. Hey, kid, Victor Smith.
Speaker 1: Oh, man. Yeah. Thank you to everybody who said congratulations and was nice and positive.
Speaker 5: And, you know, if you want to be miserable, that's your own choice.
Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. And I already did a really long break explaining this and I didn't get any negative calls from anybody who's like, you duped me, bro. Because like we were talking about off air, there ain't no rules.
There ain't no rules. My Facebook's real life. Well, and didn't you know that? Yeah.
Is there I'm going to ask Lieutenant Crane tomorrow on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Is there a law that says I can't call this woman my wife publicly? Is there a law that says I can't say I'm married to this woman and not go give the government a bunch of paperwork and do all the traditional stuff? You can just decide. I've talked about it many times like because I'll say like young people when you're 18, don't get married. Don't get married at that age. You don't know each other good enough. But you can say you're married. You need to say it.
Speaker 5: You can do whatever you want really. You can do whatever you want. But should you?
Speaker 1: Hey, you know if you want to let the public know that hey, I'm strongly committed to this relationship. I'm in love.
Speaker 5: We're married. I don't like half my stuff. I hope half my stuff just vanishes one day.
Speaker 1: You know that's what happens if you get legally married. Victor will quarter man. You know, gotta go through, you know, all that process. If you decide to break up, if you don't get legally married, getting divorced really easy. All right. You don't have to get lawyers and all those piles of paperwork.
Speaker 5: You just changed the locks one day. You just changed the locks.
Speaker 1: Put the stuff out front in the driveway. Geez. Yeah. So now everybody's out, you know, being being very cool, being very cool, but they'd have just a small handful of people who are very upset about, I guess, my disgrace of traditional marriage or something. It's 2026. All right.
Speaker 5: Ever since they made reality shows out of that, then it's all out the window. Yeah. It's like, and what you do with your own relationship doesn't matter to anyone else.
Speaker 1: That's right. And especially if you're just like, we're going to call ourselves this. That's what we're doing. Like, okay. What else has changed? My goodness.
Speaker 5: Letters on your Facebook profile upset me. What are these letters mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, you can't do these things publicly. Jade, I have a wife now. All right. You've learned the first time. I have a wife now. You really like being miserable.
Speaker 5: I'm saying it. Married. Welcome back to the crew. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm back in with you and Josh. All right. You are free, man. You are free.
Speaker 5: We have hopes for you. I just don't want to know what next work you're going to get me to do. But at least it's sounding good. Everybody wants to hear the results of lots and lots of hard work. You can check out the all new 105 Outlaw. Download the 105 Outlaw app if you're into country music.
Speaker 5: That doesn't suck. That doesn't suck as much. I was listening most of the day yesterday. It sounds great. It sounds good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was listening to it too. It flows great. It's a great playlist. If you're into Outlaw and traditional country, you're going to really like it. You're not going to hear it on Florida, Georgia line or Luke Bryan.
Speaker 5: No pop with a twang.
Speaker 1: None of that stuff. It's real country music. If you have an HD radio, you can listen on 105 HD 2 in your vehicle. Let your friends know about it. Check it out.
Speaker 5: How do I know if I have an HD radio?
Speaker 1: How do you know if it says HD on it? Oh, there.
Speaker 5: I've gotten that question so many times.
Speaker 1: Some vehicles make it kind of tricky to figure it out. They should have a universal platform for this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how to work it. How to work it. You should know instantly because it has a big HD symbol on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and usually it'll give you an option to click over to other channels. You might have to tinker with it a bit. So the easiest way is just download the 105 Outlaw app and then just sync it. Just do it that way. And then go get married. And then get married and you don't even have to go to the courthouse and do it. I got married sitting on my bed. I was like, we're married now. All right. The end. No rituals. None of that stuff. All right. Just decided it. And then he can listen to some country music.
Speaker 5: Jeff could really marry. He's ordained in the Church of Dude.
Speaker 1: I think I got ordained once too. A long time ago. I don't know where the... It's kind of amazing how easy it is to do that. It's not hard at all.
Speaker 5: If you're going to do it with the Church of Dude. The Church of Dude. The Big Lebowski. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Dude. So, yeah. If you want to get married, you can just do it. Change your profile status and see what happens. Listen to the sad country music. And listen to the sad country on 105 Outlaw after you're done. If your morning's going a little bit rough, it could be worse. I just read this story that this would suck.
All right. Any time you're having to be taken by an ambulance somewhere, that's generally a bad time, right? Well, what can make it worse? Falling out of the back of the ambulance onto a busy roadway. It's happened over in the UK. They obviously had to shut down the roads. They say that the teenager was taken to the hospital following... falling out the back of the ambulance, but has not suffered any serious injuries. I mean, I hope that the reason she was in the ambulance to begin with wasn't serious, but, yeah, doors just opened up and out she went. Yikes.
So they had to ask drivers, you know, to look for an alternate route. I'm glad she's okay. But, you know, even if you're having an aggravating, frustrating or bad day, at least you were not in an ambulance, fell out the back, had to be put back in, double up on your injuries.
That's just a bad time. So, I hope that alleviates any stress you might be having this morning. You know, it's helping me out a little bit. I think I just need a nap.
Mental exhaustion. You know, it's a rough one. All right, peaches, I'm sure you're ready to get your hands on this studio. Yeah. All right. Yeah, you got to figure out what to do.
What to do now that the major country music project is done. Oh, it is. It's up and running. All right.
105 Outlaw, run them with the new playlist. I talked about it a little bit earlier. Everybody can check it out. You know, it's been quite the project, mentally exhausting. So, I got to start working on the other stations now.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Justin about imaging for 105 Outlaw, because it seems like it would be a lot of fun just to have that voice guy say whatever. Oh, yeah. And Justin's mind is really, it works in a funny way, and his brain will go to these directions. I don't think anybody else does. And it's quite funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's come up with some funny imaging that he's played me before. Yeah. Did not make it to air. And I thought it was good stuff.
Speaker 2: I thought it was good stuff. I had some inspirational messages on the latest VO for our voice guy. And Jade told me to delete them, and I was really sad.
Speaker 3: There was one specific line that I was really looking forward to hearing, because I thought it would be hilarious, but... Dang it. Yeah, Jade replies, just get rid of that specific one and then send it to the guy. Okay.
Speaker 1: Jade taking all the fun out of everything. Like usual. What a stick in the mud he is. But, yeah, I'm ready to pass the studio over to you. Just got to save a couple things, and then, yeah. I got to... Continue chugging coffee. I'm very, very just mentally exhausted.
Speaker 2: I have a short work week next week. That's right. You do. I'm leaving Friday, next Friday. You get... So, I'm preparing all the... I'm preparing more best-dubs.
Speaker 1: All right. Very nice. Well, it'll be good to have you gone. It'll be good to be gone. Be very, I don't know. It's always kind of weird when somebody on this side of the building is gone for a week. You know, it feels much, much more empty over here.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Aubrey, and I think she's a little offended by it, but I always say, like, I need a little break from Idaho every so often. So, going back home really helps. And she's so prideful in being from here that she doesn't see that.
Speaker 1: I get needing a break from here. Yeah. Now, if I could use one, I could use a little vacation, for sure.
Speaker 2: The last time I saw my family, I think, was August?
Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Yeah. It's been quite a while. So, and did you say Aubrey's going with you? Yeah. Well, it should be a fun romantic vacation.
Speaker 2: Well, she's never seen the ocean. She's never been anywhere besides, like, Mesa, Arizona.
Speaker 1: You can take her down to Skid Row?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't want to drive at all. She's very afraid. It's not that bad. No, she's very afraid of, like, Salt Lake City driving. Oh, okay. I can't imagine how she's going to...
Speaker 1: Yeah, if she doesn't like Salt Lake driving, she's not going to like L.A. driving.
Speaker 2: The best part is, though, is that we got our rental car, and it's a minivan.
Speaker 1: Oh, Peach is so excited. That's right.
Speaker 2: Finally getting that van to drive around. Peach's dream car. It's a Toyota Sienna. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: It's always funny to find out sometimes what everybody's like, oh, if I could get any kind of vehicle.
Speaker 2: Well, the Mercedes Sprinter Van was $1,200 to rent for the week. Sheesh. This thing was, like, close to 300. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think I'd save the dough and just go with the minivan.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There you go. Mercedes Sprinter Van eventually.
Speaker 1: You can get that practice for down the line with all the little monsters you guys are going to have.
Speaker 2: Little monsters.
Speaker 1: But not so little monsters. Okay, yeah. That was wrong phrasing, but not so little monsters.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just imagining, like, eventually bringing the kids to meet you and Maddie and stuff, and it'd be hilarious just to see the size. They're like, well, it's a big baby. Jeez. Little Maddie across the halls, five foot three. She's trying to carry the giant kid wearing a diaper. I pooped myself. Oh, the baby sounds like me right?
Speaker 1: Just right out of the gate, little voice.
Speaker 2: Hi, peaches.
Speaker 1: Well, peaches and I'll be back at noon for the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I'm going to chug some coffee. I got to get through this day somehow. It's tiring, peaches. Life is tiring.
Speaker 2: You ready to work on alt? You ready to hear some 2017 alternative? Because we expanded the library. I know we did. We have this giant sheet, and I mean a giant sheet of just a bunch of different tracks.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I think we got to do a quick refresher on K-Bear, Zee and Hawk before anything. They need it. Those are more important, I would think. Yeah, they need it.
Speaker 2: They're overdue. Not saying alt is not important, but. No, but yet. The main staples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think I'm going to go stare at the wall for a while, try to just calm the old brain down, and hopefully not fall asleep in my office, peaches. So if I happen to, just ignore it.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'll block the door from anybody trying to get in. That's the thing, I'll be on hall monitor duty.
Speaker 1: I'll put up that sign, working hard on Christmas music for next year.
Speaker 2: If I was a big boss man, I'd just be like, hey, you know what, he's working hard, he fell asleep because he's been working so hard. That's right. That's right. Richard Branson does that. He takes pictures with sleeping employees and then just says, hey, thank you for working so hard and walks away.
Speaker 1: Exactly, I was here at 6 AM, I get up early and work hard. My brain, I cook my brain for this radio program and these stations around here.
Speaker 2: Well, not only that, but you also wake up at the worst hours of the day.
Speaker 1: It's rough. It's rough, especially when you're, I've been having all these weird nightmares and crap when I'm trying to sleep, waking up over and over all night.
Speaker 2: Sucks, dude. You see music master in your head trying to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Not the rule tree. No, no. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show, this program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.