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Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, November 14th, 2024 / Jason Kelce and Stevie Nicks have dethroned Mariah Carey on the charts, Chantel loves the sweet sounds of Michael McDonald, we want to visit Rome and tour the Collosium, the neighbors are watching Chantel do loops in her front yard, there might be aliens in the oceans, there was a big dollar robbery heist last month, and a little football chat.

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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Thursday, November 14th, 2024

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Jason Kelce and Stevie Nicks have dethroned Mariah Carey on the charts, Chantel loves the sweet sounds of Michael McDonald, we want to visit Rome and tour the Collosium, the neighbors are watching Chantel do loops in her front yard, there might be aliens in the oceans, there was a big dollar robbery heist last month, and a little football chat.

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This is wake up classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show in about an hour. It's Thursday, November 14th. On the show, Jason Kelsey and Stevie Nicks have dethroned Mariah Carey on the chart. What chart?

The chart. What chart? The chart. K. You you write these.

Josh writes these, and I don't always agree. I do not love the sweet sounds of Michael McDonald. This is it. Do not. Yes.

You do. Yes. You do. You wanna just listen to Michael McDonald exclusively for the rest of your life. Let's say, you only listen to this is it.

That's not the only song he sings. I know. There's so many. Too many. Oh, hey.

It's Josh. Just had to pop in really quick and just clarify that after we recorded this whole thing, we did go back and look and find out that This Is It is a song by Kenny Loggins and not by Michael McDonald. And the entire time, we thought we knew what we were talking about. Our bad. Anyway, on with the show.

We wanna visit Rome and tour the Colosseum. Yes. The neighbors are watching me do loops in my front yard. There might be aliens in the ocean. I wanna see them so bad.

Taking it to the street. You have to look at what else you see. I've I've got a whole list now. This is gonna be a fun intro. The rest of it is just gonna be you trying to trying to avoid Michael McDonald's.

Yeah. And then it's gonna be stuck in my head all day. Yep. You're the worst. There was a big dollar robbery heist last month.

What? Yeah. He, he sings that song. No. He doesn't.

Yeah. What a Fool Believes. What a Fool Believes? Yeah. But you sing it in the tune of Dirty Dancing.

Oh. That's not it. Hey. Did you know he also sings that song? Oh, that's that's the worst one.

And we discussed a little football. Nicely. Don't lose another one. That's not that wasn't the right tune either. You don't have to.

Yeah. It's just Michael McDonald, baby. Are you done? Are you done? Never.

Thanks for listening to our show. If you wanna hear it live, you can every weekday morning on Classy 97 on the free Classy 97 app, and you can download that in your App Store. We hope that you'll subscribe to the podcast wherever you're listening and rate the show because that helps us get the word out about how much you like it. Enjoy. Enjoy what?

The show. Which part? Whatever part you want. The Michael McDonald part? No one can enjoy that.

Oh, you're really into here. Oh, that's him too? Okay. Apparently. Oh, how did he get so popular?

That's the worst one. Enjoy the show. Happy Thursday morning. Oh, happy Thursday. It's a national seat belt day.

Did you wear yours this morning? I always do. I always do too. It's a it's a major important thing. Yep.

So today, they say you should check your car for any loose seat belts. Make sure they're secured properly. That's a good idea, especially if you have an older vehicle on National Seat Belt Day. World Diabetes Day, raising awareness for the common condition. They say you should go blue to show your support and make lifestyle changes and improve your health on World Diabetes Day.

Okay. It's National Family PJ Day. Ah. Everybody can have matching pajamas. I don't even care if they match.

I just wanna hang out my PJs. I agree. Sounds real cozy right now. Yes. It does.

Yep. World quality day, all about quality control, a very important part of a lot of industry to make sure that things are built and, manufactured properly. That's a big deal. Operating room nurse day. Oh.

Bigs operating room nurses. Those guys have a tough job. Mhmm. They got it. Scalpel.

It's more than that, Josh. I know. It's very, very much more than that. Loosen up and lighten up day. I could use some of that.

Yeah. Shed some worries. Embrace the carefree vibe. Does it say how? Well, the picture they've included in loosen up lighten up day is, is this lady who's laying in the sunshine in the grass.

Okay. So It's not gonna happen No. Today. No. So maybe in 6 months, I can loosen up and lighten up.

Right. Loosen up, lighten up. So I can lay in the grass in the sun. Yeah. Not in my grass, though.

I don't like our grass. I'll have to go do it in somebody else's grass. Yeah. Because everybody's grass is always greener. Well, it is in my house.

It's spicy guacamole day. It's national pickle day. It's national American teddy bear day. Day? Yeah.

It's pickle day? You're a day behind. Am I? Well, I moved on to the next one, and then you're picking up pickles. You didn't even stay very long on it.

You just, like, casually rolled over it. Like, it was no big deal. Guacamole pickles? Okay. Pickle day.

Sure. Hooray for the pickles. And National American Teddy Bear Day Okay. And Children's Day. Children's Day.

Yep. How come children get every day is children's day. Children's day was established to bring attention and raise awareness for the welfare rights and education of children throughout the, country of India specifically. The first children's day was celebrated in 1948. It was originally called flower day, then they renamed it children's day.

Every day is children's day. Yeah. Children get everything they want. Is that right? Spoiled rotten kids.

Here, kids. Have a pickle Yeah. On pickle day. Sure. Go relax.

I'd like to. Everybody says lighten up and loosen up or relax. Lighten up loosen up. Don't tell you how to do it. So here I am, still as uptight as ever.

Wound up? Wound up and unrelaxed. Yeah. Well, unwind, relax. Get back.

Ow. Chill. Ow. Be cool. I got an idea.

What? Breathe. In slow, out slow. Good morning. We're gonna go on an adventure with, with a guy named Vammar Hunter.

Oh, Vammar. Yeah. Let's go, buddy. For years Where we going? Well, let's let's go back here.

Vammar was adopted as a baby. And, he, earlier this year, started doing some research to learn about who his birth mother was. And for years, Vammar has been a customer at the give me some sugar bakery in Chicago. Okay. His favorite treat there is lemon bars.

Oh, yeah. And every time he goes in, he's been going there for years years, and he chats with the bakery owner, named Leonor. And, the he started doing some genetic testing earlier this year and found out that his birth mother is Leonor. What? The bakery owner.

Woah. Yeah. A twist. A twist. She put Vammar up for adoption when she was 17 years old.

And upon realizing that his dream of finding and connecting with his mother, he said it has been a great experience. Vammar and Leonor have not only reconnected his mother and son, but they're now making up for lost time. Baking. Baking. Yeah.

Vammar has now started working at the bakery, allowing them to strengthen their family bond and continuing to build the business, plus he loves the lemon bars that his mom's been making for years. That's so wonderful and lovely. I know. What a good story. I know.

That makes me feel nice. Vammar and Leonor. I know. They're like a crime fighting bakery duo. Yeah.

Pretty incredible. That is cool. Vammar is now 50. He discovered at 35 that he was adopted and then was like, I really wanna find out who my birth mom was. And wouldn't you know it?

Wouldn't you know it? Sixty 7 year old Lenore Linden. Bakery down the street. Where he's been going for years, hanging out with his mom and didn't even know it. That's I know.

I'm so glad they connected. Yep. It's good news to get you going. Watch out Mariah Carey. Why?

She's been dethroned as the number one Christmas song of the season. No way. Yeah. How is this even possible? Because Christmas music hasn't even really started.

So started, but there is a duet by Stevie Nicks K. And Jason Kelsey. Oh. Not Travis Kelsey. Yeah.

Jason Kelsey. So she's been dethroned in Philadelphia. No. She's been dethroned on the charts. What charts?

The the charts. There's no such thing as the charts. Looking, it says the charts. What chart? The charts, bro.

Oh, man. That that doesn't even make sense. The charts. He said. Jason Kelsey said it's wild since Mariah's songs chop the tar charts.

See? Chop the tarps. Stop it. Okay. Top the charts around this time for decades now.

He knows about the charts. I gotta pull this up. I was gonna say you pull it up. I my my computer doesn't have sound. Okay.

They topped the iTunes holiday chart. Exactly. That's that doesn't matter. Why doesn't it? It's fine.

Good for them. But Okay. I knew there was a chart. I'm trying to find the song. What's it called?

It's called maybe this Christmas. Okay. And they said basically, Jason said go ahead. Oh, I know this song. Not sung by these 2, but who has sung this song before?

I don't know. You don't Look. Alright. Here's my personal take. Yeah.

What Chantel's hot take. I don't know if it's gonna be hot take. That's not for me. Yeah. Chantel's hot take.

Stevie Nicks, Jason Kelsey, maybe this Christmas. Now maybe It's a weird isn't it? How did these 2 find each other? The Internet? Travis, Jason's brother, said, hey, buddy.

Slow down. Everybody's listened to this song for Stevie, not you. Oh, brother Burn. Maybe this Christmas. You think you've heard that song somewhere else?

Song somewhere else, but I don't know who sang it before. Not as a duet. Maybe as a solo artist. I'm just trying to find if there are other duets, but, anyway, I'll have to do some more some more digging. I don't know.

It's the I just looked up maybe this Christmas. It's a song by Sarah Geronimo by Ron Smith. Yeah. There's a bunch of different artists, but yeah. Let's let's jump ahead one more time.

Uh-huh. Maybe you've been alone. He kind of almost sounds like Kenny Rogers a little bit, doesn't he? That's interesting. He's got a little Kenny Rogers vibe.

Alright. Hey, buddy. Oh, okay. In a chicken restaurant. Jason Kelsey's chicken.

That's what's next. Am I wrong about that? No. I hear what you're hearing. Well, maybe this Christmas will maybe make it onto the Christmas playlist, by the way, that starts in 25 hours.

What? Yeah. Classy 97 becomes the Christmas music channel in 25 hours. The chart. The chart.

Yeah. The charts, man. Look at the charts. You just have papers laying around. See?

Look. It's up there. I got spreadsheets. Yeah. I know how you are about spreadsheets.

I love spreadsheets. Anyway, if you're ready for, Christmas music for real, it starts tomorrow at 8 AM. And let us know what you think about the, Jason Kelsey Yeah. Maybe this Christmas should make it on the list. I don't know.

Kenny Rogers, Stevie Nicks, do it. Now he wishes he could be Kenny Rogers. Alright. Josh, you like yacht rock? I mean, sometimes.

There's there's a few things I'm okay with. What why? Why what? Why do you ask? Because there's a new yacht rock documentary coming out, a documentary.

Oh, I see what you did because of boats. Yeah. Yeah. It's ready to set sell. Oh, stop with the puns about it.

What is it? What who's in it? What are they talking about? What's the about Yacht Rock and the rise that, Soft Rock essentially came about and how people, like, grew to love soft rock. There's gonna be footage and interviews with Guess Who?

The Guess Who? No. Not the Guess Who. Kenny Loggins Alright. Makes sense.

Who is great. Yeah. Kenny Loggins is awesome. Christopher Cross, who is also awesome. Yeah.

He sings that sing Oh, yeah. For sure. Michael McDonald. You love Michael McDonald. Not awesome.

You love him. I doubt it. You love him. What band was he in? Movies.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he did his solo stuff. No.

Thank you. On in on Michael McDonald. They've also got interviews with Questlove of The Roots, which is an interesting choice. Maybe he's a big yacht rock guy. Saw there was a band last year called the Yachtly crew, and it was a it was a yacht rock band that were doing all of the yacht rock.

The saxophone and everything. Great build it on the saxophone, and I don't love the saxophone, but he did a phenomenal job. Yeah. I'm kind of excited to watch this. I kinda like these shows.

Do you know why it's called Yacht Rock? No. So it actually got the name in 2,005, by the creators of the online video series, Yacht Rock. The name connects the music to the popular Southern California pastime of boating. Uh-huh.

Get on the boat, crank up the yacht rock, and just Go away. Just enjoy the smooth sounds of yacht rock. To this, like I just picture a sunset in the back of Exactly right. Everybody hanging out in their boat shoes. Soft, mellow sounds, clean vocals, catchy melodies, saxophone, R and B, smooth jazz, yacht rock.

You sounded like one of those infomercials where it's That's right. But just the titles was scrolling by. Right. Good job, Josh. Thanks.

I kinda wanna watch this. It's created by the people Mac. HBO Music Box series. Oh, okay. They did, like, a documentary on Woodstock 99 Sure.

Which we watched. Yeah. That that was a wild one. Fascinating. Yeah.

They also did a documentary on DMX Okay. And Kenny g. Alright. No. Thanks.

I'm Kenny g. I'll I'll probably pass that one. Fleetwood Mac. Guess what Kenny G plays? Jimmy Buffett.

Saxophone. Who else you like in there? Hall and Oates. Who else did you say? Go back.

Hall and Oates, Fleetwood Mac, Jimmy Buff. Notes. I like Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Macs. Mac.

Baby, come back. No. Yeah. No. That's right.

McDonald is Yeah. No. Oh, yeah. No good. No good.

Yeah. Have a friend of mine. Well, who else is on that list? Oh, I was just looking through here. Steely Dan.

I don't know. And then I got some songs like, Kisses on My List. And Because Kisses It. No. Stop with the Michael McDonald.

Stop. Airbnb has an icons series. Oh, these are the ones where they're, like, you can stay in the Yeah. In the Beetlejuice house or whatever. Or there's the floating house from Up or the X Mansion from X Men.

Okay. Their newest one is, hours long stay at the Colosseum. An hours? Yeah. You can't stay the night there.

Okay. But it's an after hours Oh. Hours long stay that you can take there. Alright. So what they're going to do is photos show that they're going to illuminate the Colosseum with the orange light fixtures to resemble, fire and torches.

Cool. And they're gonna have shields and weapons on display. Okay. Then at sunset, you're gonna be guided into the underground chambers to help you prepare for battle. No way.

And then you're going to, train in the art of gladiator combat. Okay. And then you're gonna feed yourself. You're gonna be treated to a spread of grapes and pomegranates and almonds and walnuts. Sure.

Why not? It's you can have this for 2 or 3 hours, and it's up to 16 guests. I don't know how much it costs, but I can't imagine that it's going to be cheap. Well, so normally what they do for some of these, like, there there will be a 0, dollar like, it'll it's a it's a prize that you can win, but you have to try to book it in order to enter, and one person will be able to officially book it. I see.

Is is kind of what they do with their icons. Anyway, I'm looking at the pictures on Airbnb of this. It looks pretty cool. Right? Unreal.

And then it doesn't say it says that you're gonna have, that you're gonna train in the art of gladiator combat, and then you're gonna also watch in season gladiators engage in thrilling showdowns. That's what I'm looking at. Like like, you've you've heard of the medieval times, the restaurant where you can go and watch jousting nights and stuff. Does that still exist? Sure.

It does. This is this feels like in the same realm, except really a lot cooler. But real. But really a lot cooler, because it's got so much history. And the picture they have of the Colosseum, I haven't I've never been there.

I've never been there. But the way they've got things kind of on display and decorated and everything, like, you can kinda step back into the time and go, like, this place was something else. It's pretty cool. I would love to go do it, but, obviously, it's gonna be crazy. I'd love to just go see it even.

Like, I think this is all cool, but, like, even just looking at some of the pictures, like, it would be really neat to, to go explore the the underneath Yeah. Of the coliseum. Like, the pictures are really cool. And some of the artifacts that they have on display, very like, that feels like the old man in me going like, you know what would be great? Just to go look at the Coliseum and see where the gladiators did their thing.

Can't wait for that new movie. No. That doesn't sound old man. It kinda does. No.

It doesn't. Like, it's pretty cool. It's very cool. That's not old man. And also, to eat a plethora Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. A spread of grape It's a charcuterie. Pomegranate. I know, but a charcuterie in the Colosseum.

Alright. Come on. Like, it's okay. That's awesome. I mean, I I just wanna go to Rome.

Let's just go to Rome. I'm just there for the food. And, and hang out. We can check out the Colosseum while we're there, and there'll be plenty of good food. Yeah.

Doesn't that sound awesome? Yeah. Let's book it. Let's let's just do it. I don't need to do the Colosseum after hours, but a tour would be great.

Yeah. It'd be really Rome would be phenomenal. Yeah. We've never been there. I know.

I would like to go there. I've never been to Europe. Me neither. Let's just go to Europe. What's holding you back?

Money. Oh, is that all? That's it. I see. Alright.

That's kind of important. Do need to have that. I know. Not just to go there, but also while you're there. Yeah.

You gotta have all. Once you get there, you're like, what do we what do we do now? Mhmm. And then, how do we get home? Don't know.

How do we get around? Where do we stay? Yeah. Let's just live here. Oh, okay.

I think that's how it works. Right? You just go somewhere and then stay? Yeah. They're told everybody's totally cool with that.

Let's just let's just talk more about that. Just go in and stay in place. Just hide underground. No one will know. Yeah.

Under the coliseum. No one will know we're there. Sure. Sure. Sure.

Sure. We'll never get found out. Oh. Sneaking sneaking grapes off the charcuteries as they walk by like it's an hors d'oeuvres. Yes.

I will have one. Thanks. Thank you. Mhmm. It's nice.

Josh, when you were a kid, what did you enjoy doing the most? What made your childhood awesome? For me, let me tell let me tell you since you asked. I would eventually have gotten there. I my house had a driveway, and then there was a step leading out from my front door, and then there was a connector sidewalk in between the steps from the front door and the driveway.

So you could make a clean loop around the driveway. Does that make sense? Like on your bike? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So I could ride my bike and drive through the driveway, through the side sidewalk Right. Down the front step sidewalk and onto the main sidewalk. It's a small loop. I've been to your house.

It doesn't matter. Not a big loop. I was a kid. So you could pretend that side sidewalk was anything you wanted it to be. And for you, it was?

Like a drive through. Uh-huh. A gas station. Okay. My best friend's house.

Alright. It was the best. I love doing that. And the neighbors are watching as you're just out there by yourself riding in circles, talking to yourself when you pull up to the imaginary drive through using your imagination, which is strong and good at it. Neighbor's spot.

I'm just saying. Imagine, you watching this across the street going like, there she goes doing the loops again. And they can they're it's a little kid playing. Yeah. My other favorite thing was to make my brother had matchbox cars.

Sure. And when he wasn't looking, I would steal them. Yeah. And then I would make cities in the dirt in my mom's flower bed. Sure.

Oh, that was so good. I I really enjoyed playing outside. I was outside a lot. Lots of time in the mud, lots of time running around with the other kids in the neighborhood. Constantly.

All the time. I mean, we were we lived outside till it was dark, and then it was, like, time to go inside. I was making dances to Technotronic on my picnic table. Why not? Pump up the jam.

Mhmm. I think I did a dance to in new kids on the block. I'm sure you did. Oh, it was awesome. We had a lilac tree, and that would be my play money.

The leaves would be my play money. And then we had a plum tree Yeah. And that would be my food. I would make plum soup. I'm sure you would.

Plums and water. Yeah. Have some delicious plum soup. I'll pass. That's awesome.

I miss being a kid. Don't you miss being a kid? Yeah. There were good times. I spent a lot of time riding my bike around the neighborhood.

Me too. A lot of time riding my bike around the neighborhood. We had, a a big kind of, valley that we lived in, and there were, like, 3 streets, and you could ride those streets, I mean, hours and hours and hours. My loop was much bigger than your little loop. Rude.

I'm just telling you my loop was bigger. I had a great time on my little loop. Sure. So it doesn't matter. Tons of civil engineering with cars and a and a big pile of dirt and hoses stretched out so I could build rivers and things and lot of time in the mud.

We also had my mom had some clovers that were planted in our front yard. Okay. So I spent a lot of hours looking for 4 leaf clovers. And A lot of hours. I never found 1.

Never? Never. No kidding. No kidding. I can't say never.

I just don't remember finding 1. I think you'd remember. I don't remember. You're the type of person that would remember that and probably have saved it pressed between 2 pages of a book. You're right.

So I don't think you ever found one. Oh, man. So maybe I didn't spend that long looking for them. I probably got bored halfway through. That sounds more like Halfway through?

Halfway through the first five minutes. Yeah. And then you're like, no. I'm gonna go play drive thru. Do something else.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go get I gotta go put gas in my bike. Right.

I gotta go get some leaf money and and gas up this hog. And the neighbor's like, oh, she's back to loops. So we thought she was gonna do something else, but there she is. There she is. Back on loop.

Clovers, but now she's back at loops. Yep. Back on loops. Maybe one day, she'll get where she's going. Never.

Back on loops. Back on loops. Do you have any secret family recipes that you're unwilling to share? Listen. I I was having this conversation earlier this week with, one of the other guys in the building because, we are doing a contest right now where you submit a recipe.

Yes. And, and we were talking about it because he was like, I wonder if people, don't wanna share their their family recipe. And I said, look, you can Google anything at this point. I said, I don't think there's such thing as like a secret secret family recipe. Even stuff that has been like famous brand name stuff has been replicated online.

There are websites dedicated to remaking restaurant food. Yeah. Like, nothing is millions of cookbooks of that What did they call them? Cheats? No.

Knockoff. Is that the word? I don't know the right word. I know I know exactly what you're thinking about. Yeah.

I can't remember the right word. But anyway, so I don't think that this exists. Now, like, I know there are, like, cookie recipes that were my great grandma's or my grandma's or whatever, and, and everybody loves those copycat. That's right. Copycat recipe.

And everybody in the family was like, these are the best cookies. Like, these are these are so and so's famous oatmeal raisin cookies, whatever it is. And so those recipes were held closely, and they were brought out during the holidays in the little index card plastic box that you'd open up, and they were an individual little plastic sleeves handwritten by your family member. I think that's special. I do too.

But I don't think those are secret anymore because I guarantee I could find a 1,000 different oatmeal raisin cookie recipes, and one of them is gonna be real close. Well, and what what is the point of just keeping it close to your chest? Don't you wanna share that? Because if you were that's essentially your legacy. Right?

Sure. That's the thing that you're known for, and you're like, grandma's oatmeal raisin cookies are a bomb. Right. And then she passes away, and everyone's like, well Grandma doesn't make these. Yeah.

We never got that recipe because she never gave it to anybody. Right. Then how how sad? Right. Pass it along.

Share the wealth. Because even if even if I take the same recipe that grandma made those oatmeal raisin cookies, mine is gonna be slightly different because it's my hands making it, not grandma's hands. Correct. Doesn't matter if you have the same recipe. Right.

It's gonna be a different variation. Sure. And that always happens. But but it also say that I don't enjoy because I have made stuff before that is, like, not necessarily a secret family recipe, but a favorite family recipe. Yeah.

And I've made it, and somebody's asked for the recipe, and I've shared it. And then we have gone to the same function together. Yeah. And they've made that recipe, and then they take the credit for that recipe. Right.

I don't enjoy that. But again like, oh, this is so good. And and the person who's made it is like, oh, thank you. We love it. It's one of our favorites.

No. You should give me the that's my ring. Give me the credit. But didn't you just find it on some website anyway? Probably.

But I gave it to you. Right. So if we're in the same group See, now we're gatekeeping recipes like it's the old days. No. No.

No. No. I'm happy to share, but you gotta give me the credit if we're at the same function. That's all. It's pretty self explanatory.

I see. It's pretty easy. Sure. You better not claim credit for my recipe. Internet search.

Josh? Chantee. You'll never You didn't you didn't go into a test kitchen and go, alright. Have all these supplies in the whole wide world. What do I wanna make today?

And go, I have come up with a delicious pasta salad. I made it all by myself, and it's delicious. And I wrote down every item. But That's my recipe. If if I go to a party and somebody's like, oh my gosh.

This recipe is so delicious. I'll be like, oh, I'm happy to share it. I got it from this cookbook or I got it from this rest or this website. Right. All I'm saying is if that person that took my the recipe that I use Yeah.

All they have to say is, oh, Chantel gave it to me. Uh-huh. That's it. So, essentially, what you're saying is you have secret family recipes. No.

I don't. I keep close to this. I don't. I just want the credit if you use it. I get it.

Day in. Alright. Did you see yesterday there was a big hearing, from the US House Oversight Committee about unidentified, aerial phenomenon? No. What does that mean?

UAPs. What is it? So you you may have heard them called UFOs Yes. For most of your life. Right.

But they've they've rebranded as UAPs, because it it it's not objects. Right? You unidentified flying object was a UFO. Yeah. So what are what is this 1?

Unidentified anomalous phenomena. Okay. Do do do do do. Manumana. Phenomena.

I get it. And and so I I wanted to get, like, a real quick recap over all the things we're kind of talked about. And it gets a little bit government y because they talked about, like, government oversight and calls for transparency, and we wanna know more stuff, like, quit keeping all the secrets. Yeah. Keep keeping Why are you keeping all the secrets about the UFOs?

You know? Was really kind of a big part of the thing. But there was some talk about the oceans, and that's where I wanted to get yours your sort of take on stuff because we've talked a lot about how the oceans are a weird place. Yes. The oceans make up a greater portion of the Earth's surface than land, and so it would make sense that that's a good hiding spot.

Yeah. Because there's not a lot of, people in the ocean looking for stuff. Okay. And so there in this discussion at the congressional hearings, they included limited but intriguing insights about underwater and oceanic phenomena. K.

What are the phenomena? Well, the the majority of documented UAP incidents have occurred in the air because that's where people can see them. K. There's an increasing interest in investigating seaborne UAPs Please let me be a part of this. Defined as detections within bodies of water below Earth's mean sea level.

And these phenomena could range from unusual objects detected by sonar to unidentified submersible movements that deviate from known natural or human made made patterns. Come. I don't know what that means. I want to be a part of this exploration. Yeah.

Please let me be a part of this research team. I don't know a lot of calculations. I don't know a lot of science, but I am But you've got eyeballs and you like to observe things. I know. I can make a lot of observations.

Yeah. So Please let me be the intern. I promise I don't need to get paid. No. You should be like to get paid.

To report. Well, I'd be happy to get paid, but I also just want to go for funsies. Yeah. But what they're really talking about is they really need to to work on the science. They need to figure out how to build tracking and radar systems and all this stuff to be able to figure out where all this stuff is and what it's doing and and that was where they were like, we need more transparency so that we can start figuring out how to be better about figuring this stuff out.

What is it? I wanna know. And then they talked about flying orbs, and they talked about all kinds of things. It was wild. Flying orbs.

Yes. Yeah. It's also fascinating. I know. Okay.

But it's really interesting to be in almost the year 2025, and we're having open US government conversations about UAPs. It's very, very Guys. Futuristic. Guys. Who do I need to talk to so that I can be a part of this operations team?

Space Force. But they're not in space. They're in No. I know. But they're going to be the ones handling a lot of this.

K. Who's the head of Space Force? I don't know who's in charge of Space Force. I don't know. Hey.

I I just need to send him an email or her and say, I will bring not a lot to the team, but I am a lot of fun. Okay. Right. Because that's what they're looking for. When they're doing bunch of science, they're like, where's the fun?

They are collaborating, NASA Space Force and the US Space Command, and they're working to better integrate maritime and space data into UAP investigations. Come on. Yeah. I wanna know all of the things. I know you do.

I knew you'd like it. I never have more FOMO, the fear of missing out, than when there's, like, marine biology discoveries. I wanna know what is in the deepest parts of the ocean so bad. Aliens. I know.

It's aliens. I know. Let me let me be a part of it. Like Ariel, let me be a part of your world Alright. In reverse.

In reverse. I want fish. My legs. Give me fish so I can swim and see it all. Yeah.

Safely. Sure. You gotta have, like, the ability to breathe under there. But I also don't wanna there's, like, scary things down there in the depths of the ocean. I don't wanna die down there.

I just Well, no kitten. I just wanna lurk. You wanna lurk? Yeah. I just wanna gander.

Uh-huh. I wanna spy. Alright. Get a little flashlight and be like, what are you doing over there? You're gonna need more than a little flashlight to see what's going on down there.

It's dark. Very dark. Scary and terrifying and cool. I know. I know.

Very few times. Out to what accounts do I need to follow so that I can keep abreast of what's happening? NASA, Space Force, the US Space Command, Aero, and I think that'd get you a good start. Okay. We'll go from there.

I'll start there. Alright. Good good luck to you. Did you hear about the big robbery heist that happened? I did.

You did? No. Oh, so, this this happened last month. Both Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's Kansas City mansions were broken into. Did you not hear about this?

I did not hear about this. Well, so this was during a Monday night football game. Someone robbed their mansion. Both of them? Yeah.

The same people? I don't know for sure. 3 cohorts. I I don't know. Let's let's break this down.

So the crooks took from Travis, $20,000 in cash. Woah. Who's got $20,000 in cash? Exactly what our son said yesterday when he was telling me about this. He goes, who has $20,000 in cash laying around in their house?

Was it just, like, on the kitchen counter? Yeah. Exactly. They also walked off with a $100,000 in jewelry and the Kansas City Chiefs jersey that he wore in his first Super Bowl appearance. That's stupid.

I know. That's so lame. I Don't know. Steal from people. There was some of Taylor's stuff there, but Taylor's stuff was not touched.

None of her stuff was stolen. At the time, the Eris tour was on hiatus, and she was, at the game watching from the VIP suite, at the same time this robbery happened. Not hear anything about this. Yeah. And as much as we hear about Travis and the Kelseys and the I know.

Mahomes, I'm shocked. So they had a press appearance yesterday, and Patrick Mahomes said that he felt frustrated and disappointed by the back to back robberies. Thieves ransacked his man cave, took prize mementos like trophies and game jerseys. His wife lost designer bags and jewelry. So they did take some Britney stuff.

But, wild. If you if you have multimillion dollar mansions Yeah. And you owe $20,000 cash just hanging around Right. What kind of security do you have in place at your mansion? Pretty much not much.

I just have to feel how did these people get into these houses? I don't even know. Do you have security footage? Is there gates? Are there cameras?

Yeah. What's the story? What's the scoop? I know. Or never mind.

I'll ask you. Gonna say it's made up? Is this a publicity step? I don't know. I don't know.

It's it's a weird thing, though. It is a weird thing. K, 100 k jewelry, Super Bowl jersey, all missing. And here's the thing. If you still personal mementos, like, that is the really cruddy thing because that stuff cannot necessarily be replaced.

Cash, bags, jewelry, that stuff is all replaceable. Right? But if it's something that has significance to you, it means something to you, a game day jersey, trophies, like, those Yeah. Can't be duplicated. Maybe they what if they were just pranking each other?

Maybe. And they just haven't talked about it yet. Like, they're like, we're gonna like, can you believe Travis thinks he lost all that stuff, and I just have it over here. No. But then but then Mahomes was like, I gotta make it look like they hit me too.

Oh, yeah. It got me too. It got me too, buddy. Oh, no. And it's just a big goof.

Maybe it's their coach, Andy Reid. Yeah. It's part of his game. He didn't have enough to go to the mustache barber, so he needed a little extra cash. Gotta get this thing looking game day ready.

That's terrible. We're making light of a terrible situation. It's pretty cruddy. Don't do that to people. Don't steal from people.

Even rich and famous people. Also, if you have $20,000, don't just leave it sitting around in cash. Right? Strange. Strange behavior.

I mean, if you're gonna leave it anywhere, leave it near me. Yeah. And then go, this is a gift. And then I'll go, thank you. Thank you so much.

Yeah. What a nice thing you did. Kansas City Chiefs. Thank you so much. Nice.

Now I can go get my mustache barber. Now I can go buy my Vikings jersey. Oh. Thank you. Yeah.

You need $20,000 to buy a Viking jersey? Sure don't, but I would pretend I did. Okay. Hey. Hey.

Would you rather this or that? Would you rather listen to Christmas music all year long or eat turkey for dinner every day for a year? Christmas music? Yeah. Me too.

You know why? Because turkey is gross. It's not gross. Yeah. It is.

It just has to have a bunch of other stuff with it to make it delicious. Which means it's gross. No. It's just bland. No offense to the turkey.

Bland. I'd rather just look at you I am. Than eat you. I I have this video from a from a culinary professional who's, like, I've been doing culinary school. I've been teaching it.

I'm a professional chef. I've done I've done a ton of different things in the culinary world, and she says turkey's not good. And it's just that it's it's it's a fine meat, but it's not good by itself. She's like, I've I've had every kind of turkey prepared every kind of way. It's never blown my socks off.

No. It's dry. Yeah. She's like, it's just it's just turkey. Just turkey.

And that's why everybody has to put delicious gravy and cranberry sauce and other things on it to make it delicious. And if that's all I'm gonna have, I'm probably gonna have some health issues. If all I can eat is turkey, I'll take the Christmas music year round. I'm gonna do it too. Christmas music year round is not all that bad.

It's not all that bad. And it makes you feel uplifted. I know a lot of the songs. I've heard them for a lot of lot of years. I'm going with Christmas music myself.

Yeah. Because turkey is gross. It's not that it's gross. You just said it. It's bland.

It's not gross. It's not like mushrooms. Ugh. Mushrooms are delicious. Gross.

No. You're wrong. You're wrong. Play that Christmas music. I know.

Tomorrow, bright and early, 8 AM, we make the switch to the Christmas music channel, Classy 97. Would you rather this or that? Christmas music. Tomorrow. 8 AM.

Starting tomorrow. And then, you know, for 40 days or whatever. Here we go. Yeah. Alright.

It's, it's gonna be a Josh versus Chantel Fantasy Football weekend. I'm projected to win. No. You're not. Yes.

I am. I'm looking at it right now, and I am projected to be you 54 to 46%. So That's you were wrong. Who did you substitute? I didn't change anything.

You took somebody out and put somebody in. You did too. No. I did not. Rejected to win unless I was looking at the wrong one.

You were probably looking at the wrong one. Bro. Mojo Jojo Casa House is on a a bit of a run right now just to just to get you up to date. Let me tell you the the situation. What?

In our league cares. Mojo Jo Mojo Dojo Casa House. Which is your team name. Whatever. Is currently in 1st place, as of last week.

I took the lead in our league. Just so you know. Are you kidding? No. And I'm on a 3 game win, streak, and, you're now in 2nd in the in the league.

I'm so mad at you about that. I know. Because I've been playing Yeah. From the gate, from the beginning with the same team. I've had the same team from the beginning.

Yeah. You've had 4 different teams. I know. And you've lost 3 games in a row soon to be 4. No, dude.

No. Get out of here. So mad. I have the best quarterback in the league. Sure.

Whatever. If this those projections mean nothing. I totally mean nothing. Because as we both know I know. You could be projected to win, and that's 3 seconds left in the gay in the last game.

Right. Somebody can sweep it. I know. That has happened. It has.

So we're gonna see what goes down, but it's gonna be a lot of fun. You're gonna You and I are playing against each other this week, so it's always a fun week when you and I are paired off. Yeah. It is. It is gonna be a lot of fun.

Is it? Oh, yeah. It is. Just calm your eyebrows down. Where are they going?

Oh, yeah? Yeah? Oh, is it? Oh, yeah? Oh, I bet.

Who do we got playing tonight? The Eagles and the Commanders? Yes. So I've got my quarterback, Jalen Hertz. Cool.

I got Saquon Barkley who, as you and I both know, can score some points. Okay. Points. Alright. I wanna win.

I Alvin Kamara, who as we both know can score some points. I wanna beat you so bad. You do. I know you do. I don't just wanna win.

I wanna I wanna beat you so badly. I am not competitive as we've discussed until I'm against you, and then I'm like, oh, no. I'm in this. I'm here to fight. So football tonight?

Off your ear if I have. Easy. Easy. You don't have to bite off ears. Sunday.

Let let's talk a little well, let's talk about tonight. Right? CJ Stroud, he is that's not tonight's game. No. He's he's led the Houston Texans to the 1st place in the AFC South this season, which is kinda cool.

He has sold more jerseys than anybody else. He's a he's good. He's He's really good. I I mean, our didn't, Beck, didn't he get a Stroud jersey? I think so.

I think so. He really likes CJ Stroud. Yeah. For sure. The NFL announced that he leads all players so far this season.

Does he? Yep. And then second is Caleb Williams, who is the Chicago Bears quarterback. Patrick Mahomes is 3rd on the list of jersey sales. Patrick Mahomes, the lead interceptionist?

Cool. The guy with the most interceptions. Detroit Lions defensive end, Aidan Hutchinson is, right after him, and then Washington Commanders' rookie quarterback, Jaden Daniels, is the 5th on the list of jersey sales. What? Oh, I don't have anything to say.

Okay. Alright. Sunday, the Ravens Steelers game. Now those guys are rival teams, have been for a very long time. Who?

The Raiders and the Steelers? Nope. The Ravens and the Steelers. Oh, that's my team. Right.

I love the Raiders. This is The Ravens. Get it together, man. I got it. I got it together.

I love the Raiders. Coaches. Of the Ravens? Of the Ravens and of the Steelers. No.

So Mike Tomlin is the Steelers coach, and John Harbaugh is the, Ravens coach. Okay. They have been coaching against each other. This will be their 36th time. Really?

Yeah. Coaching against each other. And there are only 2 other coaches, that have coach coached against each other in 49 games between 1921 and 1953 that have faced off more times in NFL. Really? Oh, that'll be a good game.

These 2 have coached against each other a lot, and it's a good rival game on Sunday. You know how, like, you see sometimes when you're watching football, you see the coaches kinda cover their face With their paper when they're talking? Yeah. I watched a TikTok earlier today that was, like, what coaches actually say when they cover their mouth, and it's like, we weren't supposed to get that field goal. How did that happen?

Or what's what kinda what are we gonna talk about in the huddle? Yeah. Who's who's in charge of, Uncrustables tomorrow? That makes me giggle. That's very funny.

Anyway, good luck to you. Yeah. Thank you. I'm not gonna need it, but thanks. Man, you're a raccoon.

You're a raccoon. Showing your true colors. Yeah. Because I'm gonna I'm gonna not just win. I'm gonna beat you by a lot of points.

What happened last time? Josh? Do you remember? Don't who's trash and talk now? I'm I'm not trash and talk anything.

Have a good, Thursday. Yeah. You too. And no. I'm just I'm talking I'm talking to the general you, not you.

Good luck to you, Chantel. Good luck to you, John. Everyone else have a great day, and we'll be back in the studio tomorrow morning. We'll see how some stuff goes tonight. Will.

Yeah. We will. Alright. Come on, Saquon. You better deliver.

Alright. That's gonna do it. Check out the podcast, and have a good day. And we'll see you tomorrow at, 8 AM tomorrow morning. We switch to Christmas music right here on Classy 97.

The bells. Here we go. See you tomorrow. Bye. Thanks for listening to wake up Classy 97, the podcast.

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