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What is Popcorn & Plot Holes?
Movies are fun! Movies are awesome! But movies can sometimes be very, very weird... or just plain terrible. In this intersection of fun, awesome, weird and terrible is where Matt, Luciano, Chris and Spencer live and thrive. They'll be watching the latest FACTS (Fantasy, Action, Comic, Thriller, Sci-Fi) movies available on streaming services and sharing their equally awesome, fun, weird and terrible thoughts on them. Welcome to Popcorn & Plot Holes!
Matt (00:00.686)
Hello and welcome back to popcorn on plot holes where we watch facts movies for our pleasure or your pleasure. No one's sure if there's any pleasure.
Spencer (00:10.255)
NO.
Chris (00:11.004)
Their pleasure.
Matt (00:12.95)
That got weird fast as is tradition. This week we watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it's the new one. It was Mutant Mayhem. That's the title.
Spencer (00:19.313)
Oh yeah.
Luciano (00:25.442)
Cowabanga, dude!
Chris (00:25.805)
Turtle power! Radical! Give me the break!
Spencer (00:29.041)
Everybody. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtles in a half shell. Turtle power.
Matt (00:33.09)
Here's where the half-f-
Luciano (00:33.29)
Heroes in a half shell. Heroes, heroes in a half shell.
Matt (00:37.566)
Heroes in a half shell. I'll fix it in post, we'll be cool. We'll all be real cool in post.
Spencer (00:40.349)
baby i think here do you use this and here in a half uh... i screwed up will fix that opposed total power goes power uh...
Matt (00:48.854)
Ha!
Luciano (00:51.001)
Hahaha!
Matt (00:51.65)
DIRTLE POWER!
Chris (00:53.993)
We love you.
Matt (00:55.586)
Go on, too soon. Too soon, too soon. Oh my God, so we watched the Seth Rogen vehicle of... Why not? He rode it.
Luciano (00:55.742)
No, no, no!
Chris (01:00.051)
What the fuck?
Spencer (01:05.822)
I don't think this movie can be described as that. He's barely in it.
Luciano (01:08.242)
Yeah. Well, he wrote it, he directed it. No, he didn't direct it. He produced it.
Chris (01:11.713)
Yeah, he produced it.
Spencer (01:13.917)
Doesn't vehicle usually mean it's to make an actor... bigger? Okay, okay. Heheheheh, no it's not!
Matt (01:13.954)
He did not direct it.
Hey, listen, it's my podcast and it's vehicles, whatever I say it is.
Chris (01:19.669)
Moving on! I think, is that my, that's my best host-mat impression. Moving on!
Luciano (01:25.378)
That was, no, that was way too energetic for Matt.
Matt (01:28.49)
Yeah, no, it's, you gotta be, take all the energy and life out of your voice. You want to try again?
Chris (01:32.672)
Oh.
Moving on.
Spencer (01:36.297)
Deader. More dead. More dead inside.
Luciano (01:36.506)
There you go. More dead.
Matt (01:36.718)
better.
Chris (01:40.569)
I'm going to go in.
Matt (01:44.793)
No.
Spencer (01:45.597)
What did you just have a five espresso? That's way too much energy.
Ah, there it is!
Luciano (01:51.846)
Oh no, that was Gary Beusis saying moving on.
Spencer (01:55.713)
Oh no no, don't use his name in vain. Somebody say again.
Matt (01:56.223)
Oh, damn it! I usually speak a little louder. As dead as that, but a little louder so you can hear some of the words. Not all of them, just...
Chris (01:57.881)
I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't channeling Hmm
Luciano (01:59.415)
All right, anyway.
Luciano (02:04.874)
It's true. It's true because Matt's a professional dead inside podcaster
Matt (02:10.53)
professional Turtle power we should talk about this movie It is the Seth Rogen vehicle Evan Goldberg his writing partner as long as well as Jeff Rowe the writing partner Jeff Rowe also directed with Kyler Spears, I'm always fascinated when you need multiple directors for a animated movie It's I Yeah, well like there's like the 400 directors for into the spider-verse
Chris (02:10.777)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Luciano (02:30.555)
It's so weird.
Spencer (02:32.149)
It's often, oh, see you a lot.
Chris (02:32.503)
Hmm.
Spencer (02:38.741)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (02:38.97)
Well, cause it's Lord and Miller are not directing, but are producing, but kind of are directing, and there's two other guys that yell at everybody, they're doing it wrong, and make it change it all the time. I don't know who those two guys were. Who knows?
Chris (02:47.449)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Luciano (02:49.044)
Sounds like an executive director.
Spencer (02:52.016)
Has Jeff Rowe done anything I know?
Matt (02:54.294)
Let's click on his name in IMDB and find out this is the best kind of podcasting. Uh, uh, he wrote, uh, Mitchell's versus the machines. Yep. He wrote on gravity falls and he wrote on disenchantment. So he's got a decent track record. Yeah. So he's got some chops. Um, he also acted in two things. Uh, this movie, he was the man who, who loves being young and free to go places.
Spencer (02:58.313)
Dirty jobs.
Chris (02:58.505)
You know, dirty jobs. Oh, that was a good one. That was good.
Spencer (03:07.713)
Okay, she's like an animat- animation guy.
Luciano (03:07.771)
Oh, there you go. There you go.
Spencer (03:23.125)
Right?
Matt (03:23.886)
That's what it says, man who loves being young and free to go places voice. And then he was man who loves fun in Mitchell's versus the machine.
Luciano (03:24.099)
Okay.
Spencer (03:33.317)
Okay, so he's always a man who does something.
Chris (03:34.455)
Oh no.
Matt (03:35.586)
Sorry, I gotta change this and this is the Jeff Roe vehicle, clearly. That's my bad. Yeah, we apologize to Jeff Roe's family. Thank you, Chris. Let's talk about this movie specifically. What do you guys think of this movie? What was your favorite part of this movie? And why was it Ray Follet?
Luciano (03:35.656)
Wow. Okay.
Spencer (03:38.896)
Yeah, obviously.
Luciano (03:39.152)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris (03:40.469)
We apologize to Jeff Rowe and co.
Chris (03:46.952)
Mm.
Spencer (03:54.761)
Ray-fil-ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Chris (04:00.781)
Stop singing, Ray.
Luciano (04:02.594)
Yeah, this is big normal. For me, I think the scene that I like the most was April recounting her puke incident and not the puking itself, but everybody else's reactions just in slow motion. The kids in the cafeteria, one pouring like milk and like all fall into the floor. Everybody just looking aghast.
Chris (04:05.837)
Yeah.
Chris (04:15.512)
Mmm.
Luciano (04:27.807)
I laughed way too hard at that, I don't know why, but it's probably one of my favorite parts.
Chris (04:33.633)
My favorite part was after they had shook down several gangsters trying to work their way up to Superfly. And then April's like, none of that is helpful. But then they were like vibing and going into their different impressions and trying to wear different personas and stuff. And they were just like being funny.
Luciano (04:52.658)
Yeah!
Chris (04:57.921)
being teenage brothers who were being quirky and stuff like that. And even though she told them, like, listen, I can't use any of this. They're just like, we outside. And it felt, it was perfect. Just in their own way, being themselves together. That was beautiful. That was my favorite part.
Luciano (05:06.563)
Yeah, yeah, continue doing it. Yes. Yeah. Bigger, bigger cheese. Yeah, yeah. I love that part too.
Spencer (05:09.695)
Bacon, egg, and cheese!
Luciano (05:19.918)
Hey, those toitos are alright, I'm a kebby from the Bronx! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Chris (05:24.015)
From the Bronx!
Spencer (05:25.461)
I was actually gonna mention they did that a lot is where they let all the turtles talk over each other and it happened multiple times I'm like this is so good like it's so much happening but it's like I love that they did that and they did it multiple times that really made them feel like actual brothers because they're all thought they're all talking at the same time it's like you can't really hear you just hear odd words here and there but you just it just was great energy
Chris (05:31.223)
Yes.
Luciano (05:32.361)
Uh-huh.
Luciano (05:42.93)
Yeah.
Chris (05:43.357)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (05:51.565)
dig it.
Matt (05:51.762)
I appreciated how Splinter basically nailed humanity in a nutshell when he's like... What exactly he said when he's like just explaining humanity? Like they're a plague or they're like the worst thing ever.
Luciano (05:57.259)
Hahaha!
Luciano (06:06.794)
They something like they hate what's different and then they kill it or whatever. It was very like poignant.
Chris (06:07.212)
Yes.
Chris (06:13.013)
Are you talking about the mantra that was burned into the boys' brains when they were in the first part? Oh boy, we're going to need to pull that up. But yes, it was something.
Matt (06:13.591)
Yeah, that is.
Yeah. Yep.
Luciano (06:17.844)
Yeah.
Spencer (06:25.534)
It was app.
Chris (06:26.621)
It was it was on point buying time buying time. Yeah.
Luciano (06:27.465)
Yeah.
Spencer (06:31.881)
So this was my story.
Luciano (06:34.005)
And then they capture you and milk you.
Chris (06:36.065)
Yes, yes. You know, the ancient Mayans used to call corn maze. And if we draw the correlation, you're right.
Luciano (06:40.571)
Oh no.
Luciano (06:44.234)
Wait, was it the Mayans? Was it the Aztecs?
Matt (06:48.026)
You know, you could just talk about other aspects of this movie while I look this up. You don't have to go into fucking Maze. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem movie.
Spencer (06:51.677)
The what? The what now?
Chris (06:53.194)
Hehehe
Spencer (06:56.757)
So I believe the turtles called corn maze, if I'm not mistaken. Well, thank you very much. Funny facts. But yeah, I liked Splinter overall and I was pretty surprised that he was Jackie Chan. I did not know. I just, I didn't know, I didn't recognize his voice. Usually I'm pretty good, but I only recognized Seth Rogen.
Luciano (07:02.371)
Hahaha!
Chris (07:02.81)
I think you would be right, Professor Spencer. You're. Yes.
Chris (07:15.961)
Hmm. Why? Oh.
Chris (07:21.428)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (07:25.477)
Paul Rudd and Who's the other one? ice cube ice cube yeah ice cubes pretty and Now and one heart Carlo Esposito
Chris (07:29.473)
John Cena or Ice Cube?
Luciano (07:29.922)
Ice Cube, I hope.
Matt (07:32.635)
Yeah.
Matt (07:38.538)
It's funny that Giancarlo Especial was used so like I think when he was supposed to be Baxter Stockman I'm like I saw Baxter begin. All right, so we saw Baxter and then I expected Baxter Stockman to come back And he just never did. He basically came out for like three lines Yeah, yeah
Spencer (07:48.515)
Yeah.
Luciano (07:48.55)
Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, this is a solid cameo and that's it. Yeah.
Matt (07:56.551)
I found the quote just so we all... I did. Thank you for revamping. Emre Vamping. Humans are the demon scum of the earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. The lust of murder, that which is different from them, to interact with them is to die.
Chris (07:57.097)
Oh, did you? Oh.
Spencer (07:59.207)
And we're back.
Chris (08:08.369)
Ooh, ooh, snap, snap. Wow, the tutelage was received.
Spencer (08:11.229)
To interact with them is to die.
Luciano (08:11.372)
Yeah, words of wisdom from Master Splinter.
Matt (08:13.394)
That is on point, Master Splinter.
Spencer (08:18.065)
Well said, well said.
Luciano (08:18.185)
Hahaha
Matt (08:21.774)
You know, it's interesting that Jackie Chan played Master Splinter. I think Luciano, you mentioned pointing out like... Once you knew Splinter was Jackie Chan, when he started fighting in the Milk Machine, right? You realize that, like, that's completely Jackie Stans, like, fighting style, which is a really cool touch.
Luciano (08:32.74)
Oh yeah.
Luciano (08:36.246)
Yeah, I love that part.
Chris (08:39.398)
Mm-hmm. Avoid and use your elements and environment to your advantage.
Luciano (08:42.516)
Yeah.
Yeah, and when it started it was very slight, like in the first few moves I was like, oh, they're not going to do this. And then it just escalates like full on Jackie Chan shenanigans. I loved it.
Spencer (08:56.553)
They should have ended the movie with Splinter doing stunts and failing. You know? And all of his wipeouts. Hehehehehehe
Luciano (09:01.409)
Hahaha!
Chris (09:02.265)
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Dun na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Matt (09:03.341)
Yeah.
Luciano (09:04.99)
Yeah, that'd be funny, yeah.
Spencer (09:09.384)
It's like cut cut! Ah ah ah! He's like getting all these injuries.
Chris (09:10.849)
Ah!
Matt (09:13.111)
Hehehehe
Luciano (09:16.478)
Yeah. What was your favorite part, man? Was it the... Okay. The quote of eight. All right. All right.
Chris (09:16.926)
bandages on his tail.
Matt (09:21.574)
I, it was the quote.
Spencer (09:22.289)
He said it was the quote of hate that took us nine hours to get.
Matt (09:25.879)
Yeah.
Chris (09:27.097)
Um... Hm-hm! Perfection distilled.
Matt (09:28.394)
The quote of hate that is now burned into all of our brains. I'll snip it in post and just play it over this again for everybody.
Chris (09:33.229)
love it. I also love the soundtrack. All of it. All of it.
Spencer (09:37.052)
Yeah.
That was actually, I was gonna say that. The first opening of the movie, first five minutes, I thought that's Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross because I swear to God, swear on my life, I am a diehard Nine Inch Nails fan and Trent Reznor famously, right away because he has a very unique style.
Luciano (09:50.858)
No you didn't. No you fucking didn't.
Luciano (09:59.346)
You recognize it from the soundtrack? Okay.
Matt (10:03.638)
Um, I, I will admit to Spencer and I singing nine snail songs, uh, traveling back from golf, just the exactly what you expect two white people to be doing.
Spencer (10:17.628)
After a quick 18 on the boondocks, shall we listen to some nice nails on the drive home? Let's get angry like the poor folk do.
Matt (10:23.995)
Oh, yes in doubly, that would be great sir. Oh, we're poor so
Spencer (10:31.865)
We're poor, oh, right you got us the machine, am I right? Smalls, smalls! Willy, are we back yet? Sorry. Willy's my driver.
Matt (10:35.226)
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Chris (10:41.209)
Diddle-diddledoo-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle
Luciano (10:44.354)
Okay, I was surprised when I saw his name on the credits, but I did, well, I'm just not a Nine Inch Nails fan, but yeah, the soundtrack was pretty good.
Spencer (10:49.353)
That's because you're a fool!
Spencer (10:55.285)
Well, you are now. Fucking soundtrack was banging. The whole time I'm like, this is so good. They just, they're just, there was only one misstep in the whole movie. And that was the moment when they threw the thing in the blowhole of the bad guy. And it wasn't the music's fault. It's just that the music was playing and it should have had like a.
Chris (10:59.873)
Damn right.
Chris (11:11.632)
Okay.
Luciano (11:12.35)
Mmm.
Spencer (11:19.221)
in like a big like slow-mo throw because they just kind of throw it in I don't know if you guys noticed that but it's just kind of very nonchalantly he's like what
Chris (11:23.561)
Yeah, I they did just throw it in. It wasn't a climax that matched any kind of music or whatever
Luciano (11:24.906)
Well, but-
Spencer (11:30.877)
Like, yeah, I thought it was like, it was like, oh, they did it. Well, it should have been like the last throw was like.
Cowabunga-
Chris (11:39.673)
Hmm and like perfectly matching
Spencer (11:42.258)
Anyways.
Luciano (11:42.778)
I think in this movie it's Kawabunga Bro-son according to Pol Rudd. That's when he coins it when they're bowling. Bro-son. Yeah. Abracadabra.
Matt (11:43.077)
No thanks.
Spencer (11:51.154)
Rosen?
Chris (11:54.349)
Mm. I would the movie hooked me music wise, when they were, again, shaking down the different gangster spots. And then it was just like No Diggity and Black Street and just like the beats and just like the way they would cut back and forth with each turtle. And then each shows you the same thing. But like they built that their like their teen momentum and like beatdowns. It was really, really good. And they chose a really great song to help.
Spencer (11:56.265)
Damn that handsome bastard.
Luciano (12:09.185)
Yeah.
Spencer (12:16.634)
Yeah, that montage was sick.
Luciano (12:18.465)
Yeah.
Chris (12:21.881)
drive that portion. So hats off to that.
Spencer (12:26.197)
Yeah, Trent Reznor sang No Diggity, like, just really, really nailed it. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chris (12:28.045)
that was not him. you motherfucker. you put some respect on tennie riley's name, motherfucker! you put some respect on dr draed queen pan's name! get the fuck out! kick him! BOO THIS MAN!
Matt (12:30.691)
Heheheheh... Uhhh...
Luciano (12:44.078)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Chris (12:57.228)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (13:06.723)
I felt personally attacked.
Spencer (13:07.861)
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Chris (13:07.937)
Oh shit. Hold space, hold space.
Luciano (13:10.076)
as you should.
Matt (13:12.564)
I said, wow, okay, thanks. Thanks for all that hurt.
Spencer (13:15.256)
F in the chat for Matt's hair. Comment down below.
Luciano (13:18.14)
Hahahaha!
Matt (13:18.647)
Hehehehehehe
Matt (13:22.782)
Wow, just, just hurtful. What did you guys think of sort of changing? So maybe Chris, you're the conch-broker of the group. I wasn't expecting things like April O'Neill to be a teenager in high school and for them to have the Bach and Roach steady hanging out with Superfly. It was that, is that completely re-imagined or is that just like a different?
Spencer (13:26.825)
Hehehehe
Chris (13:40.558)
Hmm.
Matt (13:51.522)
version of the story that someone's written in comics over the years.
Chris (13:55.129)
I think there's there are two parts of it and I didn't read I haven't read a lot of the original Eastman and layered comics. So I'm mega blurry. But originally April O'Neill the only accurate thing that I learned was that she was originally black and then they changed her. Yeah for the cartoon. So.
Luciano (14:13.026)
Really?
Matt (14:14.158)
For the cartoon?
Luciano (14:16.326)
Oh wow, the fucking 80s and 90s.
Spencer (14:17.949)
I am shocked. I am shocked. We don't have the color black in our artists. We don't have that pencil-ground. Yeah, they, uh... Fuckin' racist 80s.
Matt (14:19.482)
A-80 so white.
Luciano (14:21.592)
Yeah.
Hehehehehehe
Chris (14:27.293)
Mmm. Yeah, we don't know how to we don't know how to
Luciano (14:29.842)
Yeah, I didn't know that that's yeah
Chris (14:33.838)
Yeah.
Spencer (14:36.193)
I'm doing cocaine. No, no, she's gonna be a hot white chick, okay? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be rich
Chris (14:44.059)
Yeah... I'm not a-
Matt (14:45.402)
Thanks, Spencer.
Luciano (14:45.659)
Yeah.
Spencer (14:49.868)
Thanks for watching!
Chris (14:51.861)
There you go. I hear that. I do hear that. I do hear that. What was the question? Original question so I can.
Matt (14:54.416)
Okay.
Matt (14:58.622)
Wow, it just broke Chris's brain. No, it's just like were the changes that were, you know, were written into the movie. April being in high school, April being black from the cartoons, he was watching the 80s, Bebop and Rocksteady hanging with Superfly versus just being, you know, guys to hang over Shredder. I mean, they obviously, spoiler, tease Shredder at the end of end of the movie and him being like a hit man for...
Spencer (14:59.283)
No one knows.
Chris (15:04.662)
in high school.
Chris (15:11.097)
that one. Yeah.
Luciano (15:25.682)
the most telegraphed stinger of the history of space and time. Yeah.
Matt (15:29.494)
Right? Yeah. But like, was that, I wasn't expecting that. And so I'm wondering if that is like Seth Rogen and, uh, Jeff Rowe and Evan Goldberg's like creativity at play, or is that something that's, it's, you know, in the comics somewhere.
Chris (15:37.622)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (15:42.869)
Yeah, I wish I could creatively lie about it, but honestly, I am not, I am not, I'm gonna, I feel like it's mostly, it's mostly the creative team. Yes, I am not gonna creatively lie.
Luciano (15:48.342)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Spencer (15:51.554)
No, wrong. Yes, and Chris. And makeup facts.
Luciano (15:58.227)
Yes, yes and I don't know. Ha ha ha.
Chris (15:59.817)
Yes and not creatively lie because I want to respect the material.
Matt (16:01.026)
Hehehe
Spencer (16:04.693)
Do you guys know if Superfly is a comic book character?
Chris (16:09.245)
It was... Again, I don't know. I don't know.
Luciano (16:12.674)
never heard of it, but I never read the comics. All I know of, like I watched a lot of the cartoon but I never read any of the comics. So I was very surprised when Bebop and Rocksteady kind of like immediately turned on Superfly. I was certain... that's what I thought as well, yeah. Which honestly I liked that it wasn't like super by the numbers, like, oh, they're gonna have to fight through the, you know...
Chris (16:18.178)
Yeah.
Spencer (16:27.217)
Yeah, when they turned good. I thought they were gonna be the two that stuck with them.
Luciano (16:42.098)
Minions to get to super fly. That was all actually pretty
Chris (16:44.249)
Superfly sure. No. Superfly was an original is an original character for this movie. That's one thing. Yeah. Interesting sort of semi like a spiritual homage to animated backstop and turning into a fly. But yeah, for this. No.
Spencer (16:45.309)
I would have liked a little bit more fighting at the end, because they didn't really do any kung fu at the end to show their hero status.
Luciano (16:47.872)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luciano (16:51.86)
Yeah.
Spencer (16:55.941)
Oh really? He was awesome. Really great character.
Luciano (16:56.228)
Okay.
Matt (17:08.322)
Right.
Luciano (17:09.865)
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spencer (17:11.485)
It was so cool when they introduced him and he's like, super fly. And it's like playing like funky, like hip hop and stuff. I was like, oh, this character's dope. Like right from that first word, I was like, I'm really into this.
Chris (17:13.207)
Yeah...
Luciano (17:20.322)
this.
And fucking like Ice Cube is like he can be so intimidating. Even just the voice is like, holy shit, I'm scared of this fly right now. It's like very impressive.
Spencer (17:27.972)
Yeah.
Spencer (17:32.045)
yeah i agree i totally agree we was like when they first said that what if we're not or with this plan is like is that what i'm not just don't you home you know i can look you just like turns or turns around usually ocean is good that's for the animated fly this good scares me
Chris (17:39.673)
Shit, man.
Luciano (17:40.594)
Yeah, he stops and he turns and he goes
Yeah, yeah.
Luciano (17:52.129)
Yeah.
Hahaha!
Chris (17:54.957)
This is true. Yeah.
Matt (17:58.538)
So okay, so brand new creations good. Honestly, I thought it was really inspired choice. And since we're just talking about the movie in general here, I'd like to then drive this bus off a cliff and ask questions about why the movie went south at about a quarter left point where Superfly's plan fails. And it gets really like, I understand it's the city coming together to embrace the turtles, but it gets
Luciano (18:03.467)
Yeah.
Chris (18:07.022)
Hmm.
Spencer (18:10.249)
Nice.
Matt (18:28.158)
over the top hokey and like lovey in like a cringy way.
Chris (18:31.149)
Hmm
Luciano (18:31.462)
Yeah, yeah it does. It's a little cringy like that whole montage of them carrying the stuff that like the little MacGuffin that's gonna kill Superfly like it
Spencer (18:34.289)
I didn't bite a cringy. I'm such a sucker though.
Spencer (18:46.33)
that did remind me a lot of uh... it's better man or it's better than the original seven any ones the goblins the goth roza this is the but what about you but what all of us was like uh... gay relax
Chris (18:47.209)
Endgame in Spider-Man. Oh, and that one. Cause they did the same thing.
Luciano (18:53.671)
Yeah.
Matt (18:53.867)
Yes.
Chris (18:58.113)
And they did the same thing in Andrew Garfield's as well.
Luciano (19:01.367)
Yeah, so a little cringy, not too much, but a little.
Spencer (19:05.017)
Yeah, but it was more earned in this movie because like the whole theme was them being accepted, whereas that wasn't really the theme of Spider-Man.
Chris (19:13.257)
Everybody wanted acceptance in this one.
Matt (19:14.41)
Yeah, but like... You don't have... like I just... to me it just felt like... like there's... I understand it's a movie and they want to like... Things are a bit brighter so that you get the point. But this one was just like they shoved it on our throats for like the last 15 minutes of the movie. Every single opportunity and page and corner was just like... yeah, alright, I got it. Like people don't hate the turtles.
Luciano (19:34.19)
Well, I mean, we're not the demographic for this movie. Hahahaha! Oh no! Hahahaha!
Spencer (19:39.225)
Yeah. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
Matt (19:39.274)
Yes we are, we watched it. All movies should be directed at 43 year old white males.
Chris (19:44.723)
and
Matt (19:48.439)
and black males too.
Chris (19:50.173)
Yes, thank you.
Spencer (19:51.181)
So yeah, of course, of course. Um, yeah, it's like, that is all. Literally, yeah, it's like, they're like, uh, weeks, here, let me help you up. You know, it's like, oh, that's good. It's subtle. He like helped them. One guy like helped them show they're not all bad. It's like, oh, hey, he's a good guy. And then it's like, just progressively gets like, we love the turtles. It's like, kiss me turtles. Suck my dick.
Luciano (19:52.878)
Oh my god. Ha ha!
Matt (19:54.915)
That's it.
Chris (19:55.149)
Yeah
Chris (20:13.489)
I'm my baby, right?
Luciano (20:17.692)
Yeah. Son, my baby!
Spencer (20:20.518)
Yeah, it just gets like, it does get progressively more and more. Uh, be my, be my, give me a, put a baby in me!
Chris (20:24.249)
It's lucky.
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (20:29.43)
Jesus Christ, what movie did you watch, dude? Ha ha!
Matt (20:29.483)
Hey Spencer.
Spencer (20:32.482)
Give me a turtle eye!
Matt (20:34.418)
Spencer can you're spiking the mic. You're too hot. Yeah.
Spencer (20:39.365)
Oh, sorry, that's rare.
Chris (20:42.444)
Mm.
Spencer (20:43.709)
Let me try again. Let me try that again. Give me a turtle hybrid. OK, use that one. Use that one.
Matt (20:48.162)
Better, thank you. Yeah, you nailed it. Thank you, I'll clean up the rest of the last 15 minutes of you spiking the mic with that. Just living it over to no context.
Luciano (20:49.07)
Ha!
Spencer (20:56.985)
over and over again. On repeat.
Chris (20:59.865)
TREED ME, TURNS!
Matt (21:04.968)
Um, back to the movie. So you guys didn't, I think we got a 50-50 split on it being too hokey on the ending. We were just like, you were happy with the movie all the way through? Like you saw no, like obviously we're going to talk about plot holes in a minute, I'm not asking that question, but like, was there anything that like bothered you or was like, that's a weird choice in the movie?
Luciano (21:25.746)
Mmm.
Spencer (21:26.353)
Not for me. I thought it was a pretty... I'm trying to think of it.
Chris (21:29.145)
I think the ups and downs.
Matt (21:29.594)
coward.
Luciano (21:33.122)
The only thing I thought was a little weird, it's not bad, it's just weird, is how much they kind of, not forced, but they like they insisted on putting certain like slang that is very sort of like niche right now, that everybody knows now, but if someone watches this movie in like five years, nobody's gonna understand it or there's gonna cringe because the slang. Oh, I know what Riz and Suss are, but like...
Spencer (21:55.153)
What you don't know what, just cause you don't know what Riz is doesn't mean. Oh yeah. What if you do, what is Riz short for? What's Riz short for? That's a, that is true. But anybody I'm teaching the audience something charisma. Damn madness. See Matt's cool. Like me, we hang out with the kids. We like the kids do on our yachts.
Luciano (22:03.05)
This is why you don't have. That's why Riz is. No, shut up. I...
Matt (22:09.287)
Hahaha
Charisma.
Matt (22:18.078)
Yeah. We sing Nine of Shannails on the way back from golf like the kids do.
Hehehehe
Luciano (22:25.939)
Yeah. I just thought like, I understand why, because it's like teenagers and obviously they're using like time appropriate, but I thought they went a little bit too hard on it. It doesn't bother me. It was just weird.
Chris (22:36.397)
Really?
Matt (22:36.458)
Alright old man, why- uh- Who cares? The movie's supposed to be fun now not fun in ten years.
Spencer (22:37.306)
Yeah, exactly. Old man yells at clouds.
Luciano (22:40.843)
It's just dating the movie, that's the only problem.
Spencer (22:47.025)
When they look back at this film in 50 years, they'll be ridiculous. Ha ha ha.
Chris (22:48.705)
They remember that corn was called maize.
Luciano (22:50.186)
What no no, but what like when you when I watch when I watch 80s movies now I cringe is like, oh fuck it. Did I really speak that way when I was a teenager?
Chris (22:58.393)
He's such a square!
Spencer (23:00.221)
Were you a teenager in the eighties? How old are you? Back in my day, we used to say, uh, I'm trying to think of an old time you saying it again.
Luciano (23:02.343)
No, I was a kid in the 80s.
Matt (23:03.322)
hahahaha
Luciano (23:05.966)
54.
Matt (23:08.218)
Gross.
Luciano (23:10.323)
Yeah.
Chris (23:14.669)
We used to walk in the snow for five days before we could reach the school!
Spencer (23:22.363)
We used to say gee willikers!
Chris (23:25.901)
That's accurate.
Luciano (23:28.627)
I love how he laughed at his own joke and only he did.
Matt (23:30.274)
Yeah, only he laughs. That's how you know he nailed it. Spencer's having a great time. I don't know about the rest of us. Chris, yep, go ahead.
Spencer (23:32.54)
I couldn't even get it out with her laugh. That's how you know it was bad. I'm having fun.
Luciano (23:37.801)
Yeah
Chris (23:37.817)
I think the, yeah, I was just gonna say, I think the ups and downs in the last leg of the movie where like, you know, Superfly already turned into a Kaiju and then the rest of the mutants banded together and they're like, okay, we're gonna go do this and get this thing done, but then it all backfires and then it hit another low. I think for me, I mean, I could, I think your point around it becoming too schlocky is valid. For me in the moment, like,
for me in the moment, that low point when they were being painted with a darker brush because of the perception in the news at that moment, it was low enough for me to actually worry that they wouldn't be able to change any perception and then right that they would learn. Yeah, they would learn splinters lesson and it would like maybe go off on a medium dark note and leave room to do what they've always done.
Luciano (24:25.039)
I thought that that's what was gonna happen actually. I thought that we're not gonna get a redemption yet
Yeah.
Chris (24:37.117)
Um, but then when it turned around and went and went down the direction that they did ultimately giving, letting them go to high school and stuff like that, I was okay with it. So the middle point you're talking about between the low point and when they go to high school or rather the low point and beating the Kaiju when the, when the, when the New Yorkers helped them, it was a bit, it did feel a little too much because I'm like, when this, when this one like hot dog vendor was like,
Step back, I got this. And like, he's like running, like running like, huh, I thought he was gonna like, you know, die.
Luciano (25:08.616)
Yeah!
Matt (25:08.738)
Yeah.
Spencer (25:17.707)
For a second thought you were saying hot dog. Hot hot dog!
Chris (25:20.233)
Maybe. Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut eight. I thought he would, they would have cut to a reaction on his face, like I had bitten off way more than I could fucking chew. No, boy steadily carried the football and then it just kept going, kept going. That section was a little too much until the turtles got it back. Like got the, you know, the MacGuffin back again. So I could see that, but I was on the Roa-Co- They had me and I was like, all right.
Matt (25:22.541)
Ha ha.
Spencer (25:53.009)
Yeah, I actually just to add, because that was my one critique as well. Like I thought the movie was good all around. I, like I said already, I would have liked to have a one big hero moment where the turtles are like the last one standing against the bad guy, you know? And then that's like, yeah.
Chris (26:07.253)
Yeah, that would have been iconic. Right.
Matt (26:08.818)
Yeah. So like the New Yorkers help to get them, you know, 60% of the way down the field, but the turtles have to turtle it up to get the other 40%.
Chris (26:18.115)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (26:19.301)
Yeah, not just like throw the thing next to him, but actually like, and I was trying to think of how they're going to like fight this thing, but
Luciano (26:26.474)
No, they couldn't even fight him when he was like in normal size. Yeah.
Spencer (26:28.865)
Yeah, but even if they just like work together to like out think him or like set a trap, that's just where good writing comes in. But I'm not that but I would have liked a moment like that where they're like the last ones seemingly like they're gonna lose and it's like no there and then everyone's sort of like watching them and it's like this big heroic you know.
Chris (26:48.873)
There was the moment that I thought that it was going to come down to the MacGuffin going in the Kaiju blowhole. Superfly disintegrates and becomes previous Superfly. And then they fight him like four on one and take him down in that piece you're talking about. That's what I thought was coming to be honest. But yeah.
Luciano (26:50.53)
Yeah.
Spencer (27:06.385)
You know what? That would have been, I think that would have worked really well too. That's a, that's a good call.
Matt (27:12.098)
Yep.
Luciano (27:13.186)
But then it wouldn't have made a lot of sense because prior they needed all four of them plus all of the other mutants to even push Superfly into the machine.
Spencer (27:23.153)
Yeah, but that's all nonsense. They just stepped up.
Matt (27:23.65)
I'm sorry, sir. What part of this movie made sense and logic to you? Why now do we need logic?
Luciano (27:29.474)
Ha ha ha! Fair enough. Fair enough.
Spencer (27:30.525)
Yeah how many-
How many movies do you see the main guy get his ass beat only to come back and beat the villain? You know? It's like every, literally every movie. So I think that people would have suspended their disbelief and realized they just stepped up their game and worked as a team.
Luciano (27:40.514)
on every other movie.
Luciano (27:47.08)
Well, I mean yeah, that's fair
Matt (27:51.65)
So far, just so I understand, your complaints about this movie is that Lingo is too hip and cool and the ending can't make too much sense?
Chris (27:54.681)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Spencer (27:56.053)
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Luciano (27:56.615)
Yes.
Chris (28:01.837)
Yeah.
Luciano (28:03.474)
No, it made more sense than what they're suggesting. Nice try, nice try. You're not gonna pin this one on me. Ha ha ha.
Matt (28:07.082)
Right, our new me- Oh, I almost strafed him. I almost strafed him, damn!
Spencer (28:11.622)
No, and his third point. Why was there so many colors in this picture? It was so confusing on my eyes. No, no, you said, what is this? I wish they made it like with real people. These are cartoons.
Luciano (28:18.518)
No, no doubt that was also you. Nice try again.
Luciano (28:29.29)
What? No, I didn't say anything like... Yeah, shut up Spencer!
Matt (28:30.274)
What? Cartoons came before? Fucking real movies. You're the worst old person ever.
Spencer (28:33.777)
You're uh... I'm- I'm just digging for gold! Ha!
Chris (28:37.637)
No!
Matt (28:39.286)
Are you 54? Did you live your teenage years in the 80s? If not, maybe you should stop.
Spencer (28:42.787)
Yeah! I'm Luciano! I was born in 1871!
Chris (28:49.017)
That's not old enough. It's not old enough.
Luciano (28:49.39)
I'm sorry.
Matt (28:51.95)
Just now. It's barely like... I mean barely. Like all I can...
Luciano (28:52.174)
What the f-
Spencer (28:53.192)
It's a teenager in the 80s.
I was born in 1969!
Chris (28:58.637)
It's not old enough.
Luciano (28:59.798)
There you go. That's just two years, but okay.
Spencer (29:02.893)
It's enough!
Chris (29:05.689)
My name is Luciano, I was born in the darkness, molded by 18, 19, and 1922.
Matt (29:06.332)
Oh, if only Bane...
Luciano (29:08.503)
Yeah
Matt (29:12.078)
Thank you. That's exactly where I wanted to go.
Spencer (29:13.066)
Oh, is it? I wish Bolted the Dark. Bolted by it.
Chris (29:21.419)
Yes. Do you? Hmm.
Matt (29:22.43)
Moving on, plot holes, we're past Gizer, Bane, and we're Gizer Luciano Bane.
Chris (29:27.287)
Thank you, Geezer of the Seattle. Geezer, baby.
Luciano (29:28.612)
HAHAHAHA GIZZARD BANE! HAHAHAHA
Spencer (29:28.774)
Oh no!
You can not kill Giza Bane! He is forever part of- Cause I'm not having- Incontinent!
Chris (29:35.378)
Do you feel? Do you feel in control of your power?
Luciano (29:50.153)
You cannot kill Gizerbane, but you can give him heart palpitations.
Spencer (29:53.877)
Hehehe
Chris (29:54.06)
Do you know what metal musel is?
Luciano (29:58.145)
I'm out.
Matt (30:00.856)
Blot holes, back to the turtles, we're gonna do blot holes. First blot hole, let's talk about this, Superfly. Superfly shows up in the movie and he is our good friend Baxter Stockman's latest and greatest creation. He is a baby fly that lives in a crib or a cage. I couldn't quite figure out what it was.
Chris (30:01.985)
Yeah. Ha ha.
Luciano (30:22.598)
It looked like a crib. Oh no.
Spencer (30:22.793)
They can be both things.
Chris (30:23.481)
Mm. No top. No top.
Matt (30:24.894)
Could be both things. Um, nope, it's fine. We're not gonna worry about that. Um, I mean, if this is Child Services listening, no! Never. But Superfly at that point already seems to have, I don't know, so many powers. Like, because he gets up and he just kicks the crap out of the private security team that comes to take...
Spencer (30:26.557)
Hehehehehehehehehe
You gonna put your kids in a grip gauge?
Heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Chris (30:34.117)
Don't answer it! Don't speak! Don't respond to him! It's a trap! It's a trap!
Luciano (30:52.019)
It scratches the guy, he's the only guy that was left face like entirely, yeah.
Chris (30:54.125)
lead. Yeah.
Matt (30:55.902)
Yeah. And I just want to know, like, what are Superfly's powers and what's his deal? Because we see the turtles get covered in the mutagen in the sewer and they grow up to be...
regular turtles? They learn.
Spencer (31:18.326)
Those are regular turtles? Matt, I got some news for ya!
Luciano (31:19.562)
Those are, yeah, where have you seen, like, yeah.
Chris (31:21.933)
regular New York type of from the Bronx.
Matt (31:27.146)
by regular Teenage Mutant Turtles that learn the secret arts of ninjitsu from TV and movies.
Spencer (31:29.842)
Okay, okay.
Luciano (31:30.379)
Okay.
Luciano (31:37.086)
Yeah, from Kerry Lee's guide to self-defense, as one does. Yeah, many, many others as well. Yeah.
Chris (31:38.837)
and others and many, many other, many, many other martial art gems and treasures, especially from the Shaw Brothers collection.
Matt (31:39.13)
Kerry Lee's got exactly it. And many others.
Matt (31:47.234)
But super, right, and superfly is just automatically OP. So how did he get his powers?
Luciano (31:55.159)
Yeah.
Spencer (31:58.085)
And to add to that, why does he have a crab claw?
Luciano (32:04.063)
That's a good question, yeah.
Matt (32:04.09)
Hey, Spencer? That's one of his powers. Yeah, why'd you have to sing- If you're gonna single it out and just fucking try to take over this podcast, you answer why it's a crab claw. Since you wanna go there.
Spencer (32:05.845)
That's part of the question. Okay, that's why I'm including it.
Chris (32:13.013)
Let them fight.
Luciano (32:14.543)
Hahaha!
Spencer (32:15.51)
He has crabs!
Chris (32:17.697)
Oh shit. Oh, he fucked around and found out. He tried to mix it up with an STI, right? An STI crab. And then a hot night of passion and, you know, Superfly had needs, but then he got crabs, you see.
Luciano (32:18.286)
That's weak. That's like a two, that's like a two out of 10.
Spencer (32:19.197)
That's- I- I'ma put on the spot, okay? Heh.
Matt (32:20.099)
You're bet, you're bet.
Spencer (32:39.305)
So that's my joke, but worse and longer. Ha ha ha.
Luciano (32:40.266)
I thought, so, so I thought, I thought, I thought Spencer, I thought Spencer had hit rock bottom, but somehow Chris had a jackhammer and kept digging.
Chris (32:41.633)
That's right. That's how you do it in 1922.
Matt (32:42.17)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (32:50.722)
You've got a D!
Spencer (32:52.285)
He just always makes me look good. Just helping a brother out. Yes and your joke but worse. Luciano, what about you? Luciano, can you answer whatever that question was that Matt asked?
Chris (32:53.813)
Gotta keep diggin'. Just dig down. Dig down. Is that what you got to do? All this metamucil in my veins?
Matt (32:57.142)
Yes, yes and... Yes and...
Luciano (32:58.804)
Yeah.
Luciano (33:08.676)
What the...
Chris (33:10.897)
AHHHHH!
Matt (33:11.252)
Oh my god.
Luciano (33:12.474)
You want me to make an even worse joke?
Chris (33:18.017)
Why did he have crabs? What were his powers?
Matt (33:19.426)
The original question?
Spencer (33:20.44)
Yeah, that one.
Matt (33:23.054)
How did Superfly get his powers?
Luciano (33:24.538)
I have to think that maybe Baxter was experimenting on him even before. It wasn't just because like the turtles was just the use, right? And so maybe he was experimenting. He was like splicing genes and stuff.
Chris (33:24.793)
of crabs.
Chris (33:34.134)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (33:39.898)
It's like a different, different ooze was used on, on like, because he had those test tubes for all the rest of the family, right?
Luciano (33:42.942)
Yeah, or like the ooh Yeah, maybe he used like it was it was the ooze plus some other shit maybe Not that it shows anything like that like on the on the on the movie, but
Spencer (33:51.305)
some crab DNA.
Chris (33:53.113)
Hmm.
Matt (33:56.59)
Did the family have powers?
Luciano (34:00.022)
Like how?
Matt (34:01.954)
Well, like the family, like, you know, B-Bock Rocksteady, Leather, was it Leatherface? No. Leatherhead. Did they all have, yeah, you're right. But did any of those have, any of the other family members have powers?
Chris (34:06.349)
Leather face, leather head, everything.
Luciano (34:08.146)
Leather, leather head. Leather fit leather face is a different movie.
Chris (34:10.556)
Wingnut.
Spencer (34:14.027)
Leather Beach was in this?
Chris (34:20.088)
didn't seem like it, like they just-
Luciano (34:21.005)
I don't think so.
Spencer (34:21.533)
The one guy's, he had the tongue, which I guess is a normal toad-like thing.
Chris (34:24.173)
Toad. They just leveraged.
Luciano (34:26.61)
I mean, he's a toad, yeah. That's like saying, oh yeah, the turtles had like a special power, shells. Like that's... Ha ha ha.
Matt (34:28.291)
Yeah.
Spencer (34:29.3)
That's it.
Spencer (34:33.461)
So maybe, maybe the ooze just enhances the natural powers of the animal.
Luciano (34:42.35)
Oh, so like the natural crab claw that all flies have.
Spencer (34:45.325)
yes and their natch as we all know crabs have a very their strength to body ratio is extremely high
Matt (34:45.946)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (34:47.142)
I answered this question.
Chris (34:51.341)
Sexual. Yeah, sexually.
Spencer (34:55.645)
Exactly. And maybe he grafted that crab hand onto his... Maybe that was his armor.
Chris (34:55.773)
Yeah, it's true.
Luciano (34:56.937)
Okay.
Matt (34:58.362)
Mm.
Chris (35:05.349)
Oh, you mean his exoskeleton?
Spencer (35:08.101)
Yeah, maybe he just, you know, was wearing a crab. Like, uh, like-
Luciano (35:14.142)
Oh, like a cybernetic implant.
Chris (35:15.489)
But... Okay...
Spencer (35:16.813)
Yeah, or just like an armor armored gauntlet on his hand for some reason
Chris (35:19.477)
He did say that he inherited his father's, you know, affinity and passion for science, right? So maybe he modified himself sexually.
Luciano (35:25.39)
Yeah. Can we take a sidestep and ask how the fuck does that work? How did Superfly inherit anything?
Spencer (35:26.537)
There it is.
Spencer (35:35.189)
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Matt (35:35.818)
Well, you see, when Bachelor Stockman and Fly love each other very much...
Luciano (35:38.95)
Oh no, no don't go there! I don't want to know! I rescind my question, I'm sorry.
Spencer (35:40.341)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Chris (35:41.021)
down to go much man much man.
Matt (35:46.111)
Say hi.
Chris (35:47.234)
Yeah.
Spencer (35:49.021)
maybe he put a little bit of his DNA this sounds wrong no yeah sorry that into the spliced
Matt (35:53.014)
Yeah, I was explaining that.
Luciano (35:53.262)
Oh, and then, Oh, I see. And then, and then super fly got his crab claw. Is that, is that what you're saying? Baxter's cloth.
Chris (36:01.493)
Intellectually.
Matt (36:02.55)
Yeah, basically.
Spencer (36:02.601)
Listen you, listen you, I've had just about enough of you! Hehehehehehe!
Chris (36:06.125)
His intellectual crab claw. Yes. It's manifested. That's where his brains are in the crab.
Matt (36:07.376)
Well, and
Matt (36:11.347)
and his physical crap law.
Luciano (36:12.93)
Both, both, both of those.
Spencer (36:13.344)
And yeah.
Matt (36:19.344)
Okay, that's fair enough.
Luciano (36:20.45)
That'd be great.
Spencer (36:20.541)
That might be the... ..hole in the movie that we just uncovered. Why does that fly have a crab claw?
Luciano (36:25.202)
Yeah, I think we... I hadn't even realized that it...
Matt (36:25.678)
that.
Spencer (36:29.041)
Maybe it's like an insect, because some insects have those kind of, like a scorpion. Maybe it was like a scorpion. Are crabs insects?
Chris (36:34.945)
Like worms, yes.
Luciano (36:36.114)
Yeah, yeah, which isn't an insect by the way. And crabs, allegedly. Crabs... Crabs are crustaceans.
Matt (36:39.754)
and crabs.
Chris (36:40.361)
And worms have more, worms have more than one brain too, don't they? So like when you chop a worm in half, it still does its thing and goes and open and get some stocks, right? And the other one goes and gets NFTs. Yes, and you son of a bitch.
Spencer (36:48.436)
Yeah.
Spencer (36:53.085)
What is this contributing? What does that have to do with the crab claw? Sorry. Yes. And maybe he has two brothers. So I'm going to say it was a scorpion splicing that seems more feasible with a fly.
Matt (36:53.506)
Right. Ha ha ha.
Matt (37:00.716)
Heheheheheheh
Luciano (37:02.646)
Hahaha!
Chris (37:03.945)
Yes.
Matt (37:11.534)
So the fly was spliced with a scorpion. And all he got was a crab claw.
Spencer (37:14.717)
or maybe he just had some sort of yet
Chris (37:17.538)
Like those t-shirts.
Luciano (37:20.412)
He got... Yeah.
Chris (37:21.334)
and I'll see you next time.
Spencer (37:22.53)
All I got was this stupid crap. Maybe he's like one of his ancestors is a scorpion. And it came out.
Luciano (37:33.802)
Um, what? What?
Chris (37:35.137)
Why was this contributing to the end?
Spencer (37:35.149)
Moving on. Listen, you two, I've had just about enough of you two. Matt, save us from ourselves.
Chris (37:44.229)
Have you had Metamucil today?
Matt (37:46.298)
Why I'm really enjoying you driving yourself into a cave or a hole. I was gonna let it go
Spencer (37:51.081)
So.
Luciano (37:52.514)
Not just digging a hole, but like pulling the rocks on top. Yeah.
Spencer (37:55.114)
The dirt, the dirt, hugging the dirt into myself.
Chris (37:57.645)
Burying thyself. Okay.
Matt (38:01.082)
So I brought up a picture of Baby Superfly because I wanted to know and Baby Superfly does not appear to have the massive armed crab claw. It's all just the regular like tiny little arms, at least from the sketch. And so I don't know if the movie one had it and I'm just missing it. There's some Funko pops of like the actual character, but that's obviously the adult version.
So it doesn't, he acquires it at some point, somehow. And it also looks like he does curls, but only with that one arm with the crab claw, because the other claw is very like withered down, that's where he holds like a gun or whatever.
Luciano (38:31.926)
Somehow, yeah.
Chris (38:37.585)
Oh shit!
Chris (38:42.185)
That's what happened. Yeah, so he skips. He skips middle egg day. Like middle eggs day.
Luciano (38:42.214)
Yeah. And he also like has the little other two like T-Rex arms that he punches Mikey with.
Hahaha!
Spencer (38:51.489)
Oh, guys, I think I got it. I did some research.
Matt (38:54.733)
Okay.
Luciano (38:54.92)
Uh oh.
Matt (38:57.377)
Oh dear.
Spencer (38:58.677)
So a fly has six legs. Each has a blah blah, coxswain, trochanter, femur, tibia, blah blah. At the tip of the limb is a pair of claws. And between these are cushion-like structures known as pulvilli, which provide adhesion. So maybe they have tiny, tiny claws. And...
Chris (38:59.053)
what were your sources? I'm kidding. It's okay, keep going.
Chris (39:10.482)
Yep.
Spencer (39:21.189)
and that this one was extra grown.
Matt (39:21.834)
Okay Spencer, you know, fine. You know what, let me ask you this question then. Why is his other hand a fucking fist?
Chris (39:28.025)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Luciano (39:28.418)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Spencer (39:29.763)
God damn it.
Luciano (39:32.258)
FILED AGAIN!
Matt (39:32.405)
I'm sorry.
Spencer (39:35.94)
Just when they thought I was out, they pulled me back in!
Matt (39:36.494)
Just asking questions.
Chris (39:37.173)
Well, yeah, McHill and the Kitty. We're not talking McGoverns, we're talking about the McGee-lick Kitty.
Luciano (39:40.142)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Spencer (39:45.489)
Uh, okay, well I, uh, I, I don't, I just don't have an answer for that one.
Chris (39:47.053)
Sit back down. But it made sense. It really did.
Matt (39:48.634)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Spencer (39:53.565)
Don't think Wikipedia is going to help me here.
Luciano (39:54.147)
I also like how the question was like, what kinds of powers and how does SuperFight get his powers? They were like, let's talk about this crab leg or crab arm that he has. 100%. Yeah.
Spencer (40:04.817)
That's just the fun of this.
Matt (40:06.862)
That's clearly a big power he used throughout the movie. He also has what appears to be super speed when he's a child, right? And strength, yeah, because he like flips guys around and knocks them on their asses. Is this like, I don't even know enough about flies. Spencer, you wanted to Wikipedia this for me, but like, thank you.
Luciano (40:14.046)
and strength, right?
Spencer (40:22.793)
Well, I just Googled this and I Googled, do flies have hands after Googling, do flies have claws? And it says, flies rub their hands together to clean themselves. So I think that answers that question. Sorry.
Chris (40:28.701)
Oh no.
Luciano (40:29.262)
Ha ha!
Matt (40:29.73)
Heheheheheheh
Chris (40:33.933)
Yes, most assuredly.
Matt (40:38.198)
Moving on, Spencer, I want you to answer, do flies, are flies like ants? They have like strength of 10 men or whatever? Comparatively based on their size. So when they scale up, when they scale up to being a regular sized or not a baby sized fly, it explains why they can topple men that are like 200 plus pounds.
Luciano (40:39.022)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris (40:56.937)
mutant baby size fly seem to have incredible speed and some degree of strength. So I like that question. Crab claws.
Luciano (41:03.894)
and also crab claws.
Spencer (41:07.377)
Well, if the what's that movie called the fly as anything. What's that movie about a fly? The man who became a fly. So in that movie, he got super strength.
Chris (41:12.569)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (41:14.051)
Oh my god. You forgot the name of the movie about the fly? Interesting.
Chris (41:18.829)
with Jeff Goldblum and Gina Davis.
Luciano (41:21.959)
Yeah.
Matt (41:32.255)
Oh, well then.
Spencer (41:33.282)
Um...
Luciano (41:34.738)
Yeah, it must be true. If Jeff Goldwum played something, it must be true.
Matt (41:35.566)
That.
Chris (41:39.225)
The answer to your question is Jeff Gold.
Spencer (41:40.082)
Yeah.
Matt (41:43.63)
Canonically accurate Jeff Goldblum.
Chris (41:46.767)
Mmm. Yeah.
Spencer (41:47.561)
So.
Luciano (41:49.322)
Yeah, I'm, yeah, I am. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes.
Spencer (41:50.789)
So it can... So a fly can pick up 50% of its own body weight.
Chris (41:57.881)
There you go.
Luciano (41:58.undefined)
Okay, there you go.
Matt (41:58.558)
Well, that doesn't answer anything.
Spencer (41:59.753)
that's not very that's no that's not that strong it's like so that's like that's like me lifting a hundred and how many pounds I mean no that's like me lifting a hundred and ten pounds
Chris (42:01.817)
So they could bench half their weight and then that scales.
Luciano (42:02.99)
I'm gonna go.
Matt (42:11.035)
Yeah, it's...
Luciano (42:12.104)
Wait, how many?
Matt (42:20.002)
So, for the baby fly's case, let's give the baby fly 40 pounds. Maybe it's a chunky, chunky baby fly. It could lift 20 pounds.
Luciano (42:27.158)
Holy shit! Yeah. I was doing way more than that.
Chris (42:27.849)
Hmm. And with that speed. And with the speed, well, I think that's where velocity comes into play. Baby mutant flies, superfly had a lot of speed. And then with whatever 20 pounds it can it can it can leverage. It's still and that's like that's probably like the weight of an of maybe like an arm. So it's slapping you at a lot of speed. So.
Spencer (42:28.612)
Yeah.
Spencer (42:50.845)
He's right. Syntropical force and such.
Luciano (42:51.974)
I mean, you tried, Chris. I appreciate you, but no.
Matt (42:55.575)
haha
Chris (42:57.758)
You old dustbag, you.
Spencer (43:01.493)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Luciano (43:01.763)
Yeah.
Matt (43:02.266)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Chris (43:03.789)
Uhhhhhh
Luciano (43:05.022)
Listen to the voice of wisdom, young one.
Spencer (43:06.261)
Go back to being old Bane. The old bag of bones.
Chris (43:07.641)
Get back on, get back on. Get back on your commode.
Luciano (43:10.974)
Fly, Skanda!
Matt (43:12.016)
I
Luciano (43:15.713)
Come on!
Matt (43:15.822)
Why does your voice go high? You're old, not young, tiny.
Spencer (43:17.168)
I know, yeah. You're supposed to talk like this!
Luciano (43:19.886)
It was old bane. It was old bane. That's what I was doing
Chris (43:23.609)
Don't push too hard.
Matt (43:25.018)
You're not the creepy old guy from Family Guy, you're fuckin'... ..
Chris (43:28.173)
Yeah.
Spencer (43:28.681)
Haa, Chris? That's what you sound like.
Luciano (43:29.498)
Oh my... Oh no.
Chris (43:33.806)
Herbert the pervert. We got Herb.
Matt (43:36.658)
Yeah, I think he is.
Luciano (43:36.746)
Herbert Perlberg. I can't whistle through my teeth like he does.
Chris (43:38.673)
I can't either. I used to know a guy who did it who could, but yeah.
Luciano (43:42.546)
Yeah, it's hard.
Matt (43:43.354)
Moving on, we're gonna move past this.
Spencer (43:44.521)
Thank you.
Luciano (43:48.002)
Ha ha!
Matt (43:51.007)
The other thing that happens with Superfly, it's all Superfly related at this point, Superfly's plan is to aerosolize his blood, spreading it across the earth and turning all the animals into mutants. And then they would obviously rise up and murder all the humans because that's what anything does when it's been mutated. I guess. I don't know.
Chris (43:53.357)
We gotta put respect on that name.
Chris (44:03.469)
Hmm.
Luciano (44:04.91)
Correct.
Chris (44:11.577)
except it's white.
Spencer (44:12.849)
Behold there, cu-couple problems.
Luciano (44:13.673)
Yes, that's been very well established.
Matt (44:16.95)
Well, it's his plan, he's angry, so maybe that's how it works. Anyways, I'm not concerned with that plan. I'm concerned about what happens when the turtles and the rest of the family team up and knock the aerosolizing cannon into the water and it explodes and also superfly falls in. The result of that is not that all of these sea creatures turn into mutants.
But it is that superfly makes a kaiju with all the things in the vicinity of the sea And they pull a ghost busters and have him walk down Time Square What the fuck What the fuck was that like how does that make any sense they spent all this time? Explaining his very intricate plan and throw out the window
Spencer (44:50.997)
Mm-hmm. He basically becomes the thing.
Chris (45:00.159)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (45:02.971)
Maybe because maybe Superfly was wrong and that's not what would have happened if he was able to arousalize like he was just like no go ahead go ahead
Spencer (45:07.977)
That's a good answer.
Chris (45:09.665)
He was also, mm-hmm, he's also wrong about inheriting his father's intellect and will. He botched, he botched the fucking engineer, what is it? Engineering and you work from home kit from DeVry Institute. And he did not pass, he did not pass. He did not pass. He lied to the rest of his mutant family. He's like, I got it, I got it right here. It's just this rolled up.
Matt (45:21.908)
Okay.
Luciano (45:21.943)
Yeah.
Luciano (45:30.25)
Jesus Christ.
Spencer (45:31.153)
Hey, you put some respect on DeVry, okay?
Luciano (45:36.16)
Yeah.
Chris (45:39.509)
you know, menu from some restaurant. Thank you. Thank you. I accept both. And then like you did it, Superfly, surrogate father. You did it. And then he's like, if they only knew the truth.
Luciano (45:43.594)
Panda Express, Panda Express. Yeah.
Matt (45:43.596)
Cheesecake Factory.
Luciano (45:56.366)
I don't know, I think you're attributing like, I think it's just... I think he's just like, he thought he had it too. I think he was very sure that he was like...
Spencer (45:57.045)
I'm a f- I'm a fraud!
Chris (45:58.682)
A sham. A charlatan.
Chris (46:04.016)
I think that as well.
Matt (46:07.95)
Chris, are you... Sorry, I just want to ask Chris, are you saying that superflies an allegory to the Republican Party and the people who follow the Republican Party in the United States, whereby they're pulling the wool over their eyes and not letting them learn anything, therefore they follow them blindly without using any logic or education in their daily lives?
Spencer (46:15.613)
hahahahahahah
Luciano (46:16.643)
Oh my God!
Chris (46:24.245)
The Fly was not at the January 6th insurrection. However,
Matt (46:32.154)
However...
Chris (46:32.497)
Superfly, is not a Black Republican. Period.
Spencer (46:36.017)
may condone the fact.
Matt (46:42.026)
Okay, okay, just checking.
Luciano (46:43.81)
but donated to a super pack being the superfly.
Spencer (46:46.037)
But may or may not be bailing out January 6th to pay my legal fees. Maybe.
Chris (46:49.753)
ToothlessKwaiiii does not subscribe to OJ Simpson being innocent. Let's leave it at that.
Luciano (46:51.362)
Hahaha!
Spencer (46:59.509)
Superfly believes in the fifth amendment. Hehehehe. And the second especially.
Matt (47:00.29)
Okay.
Luciano (47:03.166)
Oh no, and the second clearly.
Chris (47:07.537)
Power.
Spencer (47:11.538)
Heheheheh, total power!
Chris (47:13.001)
mutant power
Matt (47:13.698)
Turn of power.
Spencer (47:14.293)
TURTLE POWER! Turtle power.
Luciano (47:16.546)
So like that's the only way I can see this making sense is he was wrong about his original plan and I guess if he went through with it every animal would just become one gigantic kaiju maybe?
Chris (47:26.125)
He was wrong technically as his engineering skills were subpar.
Matt (47:26.924)
Okay.
Matt (47:33.962)
Right, so as, so what you're telling me in the scenario where his plan worked, obviously the animal mutant kaijus would just like, not everything would form up across the world, but like they ball up, you know, in a one kilometer radius, let's say, and as those, as those one kilometer balls got closer to each other, they would megazort themselves up until they became a mutant kaiju. Okay.
Luciano (47:46.966)
They would mega, they would mega zord into clumps.
Chris (47:49.005)
I appreciate that.
Luciano (47:54.412)
Yeah.
Spencer (47:56.806)
It's kind of how I imagine the things home world would look like, you know?
Luciano (47:57.134)
I think that's one explanation.
Luciano (48:03.147)
Wait, what?
Matt (48:03.49)
Like, the thing, yeah. Oh, John Carpenter's thing. I thought you meant the thing from Fantastic Four, and I'm like, he's from Earth.
Spencer (48:03.965)
you know the thing john carpenter it's like it's
Luciano (48:05.73)
Yeah.
Chris (48:10.109)
Indeed. Ben Grimm is not.
Spencer (48:10.701)
No, no, no. The thing junk covers the thing.
Luciano (48:13.538)
Each individual stone in his body is another being.
Matt (48:16.458)
Yeah. Okay.
Spencer (48:16.933)
And so that's how I pictured the thing from John Carpenter's Homeworld. All the things just kind of merge into one gross being.
Matt (48:26.158)
But why is the thing so tiny? Well, not so not big.
Spencer (48:30.577)
because i was just a small part of it that got stuck on another spaceship
Matt (48:38.03)
Yes and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mutant mayhem.
Spencer (48:41.052)
Yes.
Matt (48:43.346)
The Kaiju that was formed by Superfly. What other theories do we have? Thank you, yes.
Spencer (48:44.857)
Yes. So I have a theory as well of how... Okay, so I have a theory that what if, because we know that his plan was for it to be released via aerosol through the air, what if when it went underwater it congealed and therefore everything that was within that mucus-like water bubble was just all sort of absorbed into one.
Luciano (48:47.085)
Okay.
Luciano (49:10.818)
So you're... I was gonna say, were there whales in the Hudson River? Is that what happened? In the Hudson River.
Matt (49:10.862)
Great, love it. Why are the whales so close to New York?
Chris (49:12.501)
to New York.
Spencer (49:16.541)
Well, there's just one whale, right?
Chris (49:17.421)
free willy that's what that's the that was the free that was the free willy whale
Matt (49:19.126)
I mean, that I could see.
Matt (49:24.482)
Wow, I think that whale's dead.
Chris (49:26.523)
It was it.
Spencer (49:27.837)
And that was a and that was an orca not a was it a blue whale
Luciano (49:28.298)
Uhhh
Yeah, not a blue whale. Yeah, it was a blue whale. Ha ha ha.
Chris (49:31.417)
Blue sperm humpback. Take your pick.
Matt (49:34.311)
See ya.
Spencer (49:34.717)
That blue will just escaped from SeaWorld. It went through. Oh, oh, canceled. I didn't know you would like that, Matt. I didn't know you would like that. Turtle power. So that blue will recently escaped from SeaWorld, where it was tortured daily, of course. Yes.
Matt (49:38.656)
All whales look the same, it's fine.
Chris (49:39.093)
You know? Dun dun dun.
Luciano (49:41.878)
Wow, it's 2023 Matt, what the fuck? Yeah.
Matt (49:47.482)
Crap.
Matt (49:52.094)
Ha ha.
Chris (49:53.497)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (49:56.949)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (49:59.078)
Uh, Sp-Spencer? Do you know where SeaWorld is located?
Spencer (50:03.522)
Don't they have more than one location?
Matt (50:05.754)
Uh, the New York location or I'll give you New Jersey, Atlantic city. Do you think there's one there?
Spencer (50:08.053)
Hehehehehehe
Chris (50:08.198)
The Scranton location.
Luciano (50:12.214)
The Scranton location!
Spencer (50:14.25)
Which everyone has a blue whale on the premises, which I'm sure is many.
Spencer (50:20.766)
You quiet you! Yeah, so I that's what I assume I mean either way my theory or not the blue well-being there
Matt (50:23.604)
All of them.
Matt (50:28.042)
Alright, here we go. Spencer, closest one's probably Orlando, Florida. There's also one in San Diego and San Antonio, Texas.
Chris (50:36.277)
AKA Connecticut.
Spencer (50:37.705)
That's a stone stroll away.
Luciano (50:38.111)
Yeah. Uh, yeah.
Spencer (50:42.789)
So the whale hitchhiked its way across America and found its way to the Hudson. You know what, like I said, my theory, the whole of my theory is not that because that issue is with all theories. The fact that whale is there is a problem for everyone. Not with my congealed aerosol theory.
Luciano (50:44.658)
There's one in Connecticut?
Chris (50:49.327)
Yes.
Chris (50:59.085)
But what is the hole?
Matt (50:59.691)
Isn't it?
Matt (51:05.411)
Okay, you know what? That's fair. The whale is everyone's problem, not just your problem.
Chris (51:09.278)
Who else is everyone's problem?
Spencer (51:09.389)
It's not my problem, okay? It's not my job to solve that problem.
Luciano (51:11.31)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Chris (51:15.061)
Sounds like a them problem, not a us problem.
Luciano (51:16.686)
There's another problem too, because it goes onto land and goes onto a zoo and then suddenly their horse is stuck to the kaiju as well for reasons.
Matt (51:17.092)
Yeah, okay.
Spencer (51:19.965)
Hehehehe
Chris (51:23.925)
lot of hell a lot of horses enough for two legs yeah
Spencer (51:27.707)
It was in the zoo! He crashed into the zoo!
Luciano (51:30.006)
Yeah, but why? Why did it like morph into like afterwards? It makes no sense.
Spencer (51:35.401)
They had a horse exhibit going on apparently.
Luciano (51:38.411)
No, that's not the problem!
Matt (51:40.426)
Well, but to be fair though Luciano, it's the same. It's the horses are everybody who has their Kaji walk through the zoo's problem. It's not just Spencer's problem.
Spencer (51:48.269)
Yeah, it's not my problem. The horses is everyone's problem.
Luciano (51:49.791)
It's true, true. 100%.
Matt (51:55.414)
That being said, I do want to know why, if Spencer's answer says that it congeals into a ball and captures everything near there, why isn't the kaiju on land also sucking up people and things to get close to it? Shouldn't the turtles have been sucked in if the horses could be sucked in? Because they were riding on top of it.
Luciano (52:14.479)
Oh shit, I hadn't even thought of that even, right?
Chris (52:14.573)
sounds similar to like Spider-Man's ability to choose when to stick to surfaces. Like Kaiju was choosing to absorb animals to create limbs. It's like, oh, I want them, I want some thick, some them, them thick thighs. Yeah.
Spencer (52:22.842)
Yes, yes.
Spencer (52:27.325)
He wanted horse legs.
Spencer (52:34.264)
I want some thick ass horse legs.
Matt (52:37.294)
So just to go back, we're going with he didn't know what the fuck he was doing in order to, or he did know what he was doing if he got these sweet powers. So every mutant would have the ability to suck in other creatures if they felt like it.
Chris (52:40.541)
It sounds like he did.
Chris (52:48.941)
with consent, with consent.
Spencer (52:50.353)
No, only if they were made in the congealed underwater ball.
Matt (52:54.654)
Okay, okay, fair. But they would get sucked into the mega congealed water ball, thereby not having the power to turn it on or off. Who controls that power? Is it, like, a winter with Superfly? Is Superfly in control, but on your own?
Spencer (53:06.149)
Yeah, Superfly isn't cool. He's the original.
Chris (53:08.377)
He's the core.
Matt (53:10.298)
You see how this falls apart? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Chris (53:11.161)
Apparently it doesn't fall apart. It just grows.
Spencer (53:11.629)
No, no,
Luciano (53:12.938)
whaaaaat? you are you saying that none of this is like rock solid?
Spencer (53:19.557)
No, you're wrong. It's fucking diamond solid, okay? He... Let's start from the beginning. He's a congealed underwater ball, he is the center of it, he becomes the nuclei of the Jell-O-Sphere.
Matt (53:20.026)
Pfft Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Chris (53:32.131)
mmm get him no he said- listen don't talk don't talk you met a mucil spokesperson times four
Matt (53:33.082)
Okay.
Luciano (53:33.73)
So two nuclei, so more than one. That's what nuclei is, is more than one. Ha ha.
Spencer (53:36.553)
SHHH! Fuck it. Ffffuck you!
Matt (53:37.498)
Yep. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Spencer (53:45.715)
Hey, keep your old ass mind out of it. He's going senile in his old age, that Luciano.
Luciano (53:45.814)
Listen, old or young, I'm still right.
Chris (53:48.801)
You keep your glutamine representative perspectives to yourself.
Matt (53:49.624)
Okay.
Spencer (53:55.097)
Yeah, so he becomes an amorphous blob that can suck out anything of his choosing. He is.
Matt (54:01.578)
Okay. Only, only Superfly got to choose. Okay.
Spencer (54:06.053)
Yes, he is the mutant core. Everything else he sucks up is non-mutant. We don't even know if he's able to suck up mutants. They could be impervious to this.
Chris (54:08.525)
He's the driver.
Matt (54:13.882)
Correct.
Matt (54:18.142)
Okay, now I like that because if you're saying he could turn the power on and off, he would turn the power on to sucking the mutants, thereby stopping them from stopping his plans. But if you're gonna say that he cannot suck up mutants because they are immune to the sucking power, now you have something.
Spencer (54:31.865)
That could be it, or also if he absorbs another mutant, maybe they, because of their inclination to ooze, could also control this blob. And then it becomes a nuclei, not just a nucleus. That's what I was getting to you, if you just let me finish! For once in my life! And that is-
Matt (54:41.846)
And then you have the nuclei.
Luciano (54:45.273)
There you go, there you go.
Chris (54:46.883)
Mmm.
Matt (54:47.322)
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Luciano (54:49.506)
Yeah.
Chris (54:50.105)
This is what happens when you try to reason with the patriarchy, Spencer.
Spencer (54:54.785)
Yeah, exactly. It's just they don't listen. So that is everything wrapped up in a nice little package.
Matt (55:01.598)
All right, I see no further reason to talk about this. Let's move on to some questions. Um.
Spencer (55:03.381)
Please dismissed.
Chris (55:04.628)
When did you get a gavel?
Spencer (55:08.51)
It's always been there. No, it's like my crab arm. It's been there from the beginning.
Matt (55:09.882)
I lent it to him. He stole it from me. Wow. You can't call your penis that, Spencer. I told you.
Spencer (55:16.894)
I can call it whatever the hell I like. I bag it on the table like a gavel. It's earned its name.
Matt (55:25.314)
Well, use your safe work, Chris.
Chris (55:27.341)
pickles.
Spencer (55:29.113)
One sec, hold on, I gotta unzip my pa- ORDER!
Chris (55:30.777)
Pickles! PICKLES!
Matt (55:30.81)
..
Luciano (55:31.339)
It's.
Matt (55:37.954)
Moving on to our questions. This is an excellent segue to ask our first question. Spencer mentions that he uses some apps to find love and I wanna know the names. I wanna know.
Spencer (55:47.035)
I never said that!
Luciano (55:49.282)
No, I heard it. I heard it.
Spencer (55:51.605)
I'm a married man! Hehehehe Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Luciano (55:53.59)
I heard it! I heard it multiple times!
Matt (56:00.298)
Okay, for our purpose of this question, let's focus on Splinter instead of Spencer.
Luciano (56:03.47)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Spencer (56:03.603)
Did you mean to say sluts are? Oh, that's so good. Oh. Hahaha. Yeah.
Matt (56:07.162)
Who knows? Ha ha ha! Splinter!
Chris (56:08.573)
Oh boy.
Luciano (56:13.144)
AHHHHH
Matt (56:13.302)
Use many apps to find love. What were the names of some of the apps that Splinter used? Because he said use them all.
Chris (56:18.649)
So he used Bumble, he used Hinge, OkCupid, Tinder.
Matt (56:24.898)
Hey bro, I don't need a real list of what exists in the real world.
Chris (56:25.997)
Don't worry. And then the most important one, coffee meets bagel.
Spencer (56:26.55)
Hehehehe
Chris (56:33.301)
You'll never know. You'll never know. You don't know.
Matt (56:33.846)
Is that real too? That is real. I know, I know it's real.
Luciano (56:34.895)
Can, can, that is, that is real.
Spencer (56:39.057)
What about plenty of fish?
Chris (56:39.741)
Oh shit. Could have been JD.
Matt (56:40.982)
What about JDate?
Spencer (56:42.281)
jade eight this is the Jewish
Matt (56:45.026)
What about some fake ones that are local? Yeah. No, can you just come up with ones that are unique to the fucking turtle world?
Luciano (56:46.979)
E-HAR- like E-HARMONY? Maybe?
Spencer (56:52.06)
Okay, sorry. Sorry.
Chris (56:57.072)
Cheese and Cupid.
Luciano (56:57.678)
I guess it would have to be.
Matt (57:01.118)
Okay, I'll allow it.
Spencer (57:01.245)
Okay, well, okay.
Luciano (57:03.986)
When you started saying Bumble, I thought you were going to make a pun with Bumblebee or something.
Spencer (57:07.621)
Yeah, animal lovers.
Matt (57:11.509)
Oh.
Luciano (57:11.511)
Animal lovers, oh my god, that's depending on depending on which tab you go on that app. It can be really bad
Spencer (57:11.669)
Oof. And he's trying to reach a demo. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Chris (57:13.185)
Oh, I got it. I got one.
Matt (57:18.234)
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Chris (57:19.317)
one of and he had a lot of high hopes for this one it was furry feelings
Luciano (57:21.624)
Yeah.
Matt (57:24.726)
Yeah. Mm, I like that. Yep. Now you're getting it. That's great.
Spencer (57:26.529)
oh yeah definitely that's the right track trajectory for them for him
Chris (57:30.241)
We had to dial it in. We just had to get some data and then.
Luciano (57:31.568)
Yeah.
Spencer (57:34.735)
Isn't it sick that I could realistically see him finding a furt that would love him?
Chris (57:38.254)
furry.
Matt (57:42.199)
Can someone do some quick Googles to see a furry's feelings?
Chris (57:44.329)
If fur- if- if furries what? If furries what? If a furry app exists? Incognito. Show us the way.
Spencer (57:45.27)
I will not google that.
Luciano (57:48.646)
I'm sure it exists. Okay, I'll incognito. Wait, I'll incognito.
Matt (57:50.665)
I'm sure.
Oh yeah, Furries for real. I'm pretty sure Spencer used that one too. Ha ha ha.
Spencer (57:56.187)
You are both on a watch list now. Woop woop!
Luciano (57:59.498)
Oh no, it exists! HAHA! It's called fursu. It's called fursu. Oh, also bark with a Q.
Matt (58:01.746)
Yeah! Shit.
Chris (58:03.733)
Oh wow, F-E-R-Z-U is a place for anyone whose brain is wired furry.
Spencer (58:12.546)
Oh no.
Matt (58:14.442)
Wait, does Bark with a Q, does the repair company know about that?
Chris (58:16.009)
Uh oh, they should. Can I? There's a question here that Google is asking. Thank you. Oh, boy.
Luciano (58:19.683)
I don't know. Maybe they're sponsored. Oh, also Furry Mate, as you would expect.
Matt (58:20.986)
Okay, fair enough. Ooh.
Matt (58:27.212)
well many.
Spencer (58:29.52)
So I think we've found exactly what websites you'd be on.
Chris (58:30.702)
So.
Luciano (58:32.962)
Furf... Furfling? Lovezoid? They're getting worse! HAHAHAHA
Chris (58:33.177)
Splinter is a furry's dream come true. So someone asked in Google, and one of the questions that Google surfaces is, can a non-furry data furry? So it's like, how does one categorize Splinter in that dynamic? A non-furry because he's.
Spencer (58:38.09)
God, stop, just stop.
Matt (58:40.238)
Yeah, just stop. Right.
Spencer (58:42.332)
Yeah.
Matt (58:56.342)
I think it's up to the furries in question. If a non-furry wants to date a furry and vice versa, that's their own life choice.
Luciano (58:58.548)
Yeah.
Chris (59:00.086)
Yeah.
Luciano (59:01.946)
Yeah, I don't see why you have to limit their choices like that. Yeah, exactly.
Spencer (59:04.137)
Why do you gotta put a label on it, man?
Chris (59:04.881)
I'm just responding to the question that was surfaced by Google. So I thought it was curious.
Spencer (59:12.765)
Maybe she just... Maybe she just opened your mind.
Matt (59:13.25)
So you're blaming Google for this travesty? Yeah.
Chris (59:14.697)
Maybe what you should do is open your legs.
Matt (59:20.926)
No, we told him he can't bring out the... the Crab Claw!
Luciano (59:24.159)
Incidentally, that was splinter's bio on fur, whatever the fuck that was.
Spencer (59:25.787)
I can't bring up the devil
Chris (59:30.633)
Open your legs. Open the legs. Open it and let the air in. Let it in and then let it out.
Spencer (59:31.257)
Alright, the gavel's coming out boys! Zz- Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-Zz-
Matt (59:32.202)
Oh my god.
Luciano (59:39.422)
You sure? You should really get that checked, Spencer. It doesn't sound very healthy.
Chris (59:41.469)
Why are you- why are you the only one staring, Luciano? I look away from the screen when- when he pulls his- his thing out.
Spencer (59:42.781)
It's...
Matt (59:43.406)
Ha ha ha.
Luciano (59:49.619)
Oh, I didn't look it was just the sound that got me scared It sounds stiff and brittle you don't want that
Spencer (59:53.057)
Yeah. Why does it sound like plastic? Quiet, you! It's a medical condition!
Chris (59:53.909)
Oh my God. Because Spencer has all, Spencer has all the genitals, that's why. We don't limit.
Matt (59:55.866)
I'm going to go ahead and close the video.
Spencer (01:00:00.981)
Hehehe
Oh god.
Matt (01:00:05.828)
Moving on, next question.
Chris (01:00:06.593)
Make it a furry one. I'm kidding, don't worry.
Matt (01:00:10.498)
Well, I mean, we don't really have any other furry ones. I'm sorry. Thanks to God's. Hey, why, so Splinter and not Spencer actually finds love with Scumbag. And Scumbag, I don't know, man. I write things. Scumbag, did I write Scumbag? I wrote Scumbag, at least in my notes it's written as Scumbag. In a Scumbag.
Luciano (01:00:13.311)
Hahaha!
Spencer (01:00:15.029)
Thank the god.
Spencer (01:00:20.457)
Hehehehehehe
Luciano (01:00:21.326)
Hahaha! Scumbug! How dare you! Hahaha!
Spencer (01:00:26.652)
Wow, his true feelings come out.
Luciano (01:00:35.405)
I'm out.
Matt (01:00:37.53)
Spencer or Spencer finds true love
Spencer (01:00:38.85)
I'm not fucking- I'm not a sentient rat! For god's sake! It's Splinter!
Chris (01:00:38.902)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:00:40.47)
He is falling apart. Ha ha ha.
Chris (01:00:43.897)
Keep going, keep going.
Matt (01:00:48.646)
Alright, well, one more time, we'll get it right.
Luciano (01:00:50.306)
So, Spencer and Scumbag are dating. Ha ha!
Chris (01:00:51.321)
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Matt (01:00:56.366)
Correct. And in the... So Spencer, why can't scum bag speak English?
Luciano (01:00:57.569)
Uhhh...
Spencer (01:01:02.965)
Hehehe
Well, it's an excellent question. And I'm gonna defer... Yeah, I'm gonna defer to the man to my right, Luciano. Why don't you take this one? You got this.
Chris (01:01:06.925)
You know the ancient Mayans used to call court bears.
Luciano (01:01:11.529)
Hahahaha!
Matt (01:01:13.358)
Hehehehe
Luciano (01:01:19.07)
Oh my god, I didn't see a bus stop here. I think that... I think that... What's... I don't remember his name. The father of all mutants. No. Oh wow, yeah, completely escaped my mind. I think he was experimenting. That's why Superfly is like powerful and that way Scumbag has some like...
Spencer (01:01:21.934)
I'm not.
Chris (01:01:22.309)
and you don't have a transfer.
Chris (01:01:32.185)
Splinter, Baxter Stockman.
Matt (01:01:36.77)
Baxter.
Luciano (01:01:48.462)
lose screws up in there or it's either that it's only two options it's either experimentation or scumbug is the most xenophobic racist bug mutant that there is so he refused
Spencer (01:02:03.029)
Would you say he's a... would you say he's a... bugget?
Matt (01:02:03.846)
Why?
Luciano (01:02:07.862)
I thought you were going to say he's a scumbag. It was right there. I don't think it is.
Matt (01:02:09.269)
No.
Spencer (01:02:10.617)
No, that's easier. No, bug it is better.
Matt (01:02:12.332)
Thanks.
No one likes what's happening right now.
Spencer (01:02:17.669)
Puns are the lowest form of comedy.
Matt (01:02:20.166)
Luciano, I want to ask you a question to follow up the xenophobic. Is he xenophobic because he won't speak English? So he won't conform to society and that's his fault or her fault?
Luciano (01:02:24.389)
Do you have to? Yeah, exactly.
Spencer (01:02:27.069)
Whoa.
Luciano (01:02:30.706)
Yeah, he refuses to engage with society on their terms. He only engages exactly. He speaks vermin.
Spencer (01:02:32.034)
Because he speaks his... Because she speaks her native language.
Wow. Oh, vermin.
Matt (01:02:41.086)
Is there an ethnic enclave in New York City that's just only vermin speakers? Wow. Just fucking fire and shots of Queens.
Chris (01:02:44.205)
going down a dark path you guys oh my god okay new question new question lucy otto is baxter stockman no new question hurry before the before they come for us but lucy otto is baxter stockman a furry
Luciano (01:02:47.252)
Yeah, it's called Queens. No, I'm kidding.
Spencer (01:02:49.754)
Ohhhh.
Luciano (01:02:54.726)
Across... Across the lake I shot! Hehehe!
Luciano (01:03:03.551)
Yeah, I thought that was clear.
Matt (01:03:07.426)
Why? Why is Baxter Stockman a furry? He's just... That's fine, we're past it now. Moving on! I wanna know... I'm gonna do a palate cleanser here. Why? Ha! Thank you. What is Splinter... And you can throw the turtles in there if you want, but what is... How many people did Splinter and the Turtles just straight up murder in this movie? This children's movie.
Spencer (01:03:07.701)
We got it boys.
Chris (01:03:09.813)
You could have said, you could have said, you could have taken an A. There you go, C. That's what we call a pack. Now like, that's C, you're welcome.
Luciano (01:03:10.219)
I don't know. I'm just at yes ending here.
Luciano (01:03:16.085)
Hahahaha!
Chris (01:03:30.519)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (01:03:32.249)
Oh, that's a good question. Okay.
Luciano (01:03:33.982)
This is Terminator levels of killing, I think.
Spencer (01:03:37.073)
Well, no, we gotta go through the confirmed kills. We know, we know, we know, I distinctly saw Splinter, Raphael Dagger, which is called a.
Chris (01:03:38.233)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Luciano (01:03:41.692)
Oh no.
Chris (01:03:48.291)
Sigh.
Matt (01:03:48.938)
Yeah. Sigh.
Luciano (01:03:50.487)
Sigh.
Spencer (01:03:51.057)
He threw a sigh directly into a man's forehead. That I saw. I believe I s- You know, he- He- that was- that- he was- he was dead on landing. I- I distinctly think I saw, uh, Leo slice a man's face?
Matt (01:03:53.946)
Mm-hmm. Yep. That man fell over and did not get up.
Luciano (01:03:54.759)
Yes.
Matt (01:04:03.089)
Yep.
Luciano (01:04:09.77)
a few when in that montage he was using his sword yeah
Spencer (01:04:10.421)
A few faces. The montage. Yes.
Matt (01:04:14.698)
Also, Splinter smashed the guy's head in. Just like into, was it the ground or like to the wall? With the chair, yeah. I'm pretty sure that guy wouldn't have survived. Like it was not just a knock you out smash, it was a goodbye to your skull smash.
Luciano (01:04:17.899)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:04:22.279)
With the chair? Yeah, yeah.
Spencer (01:04:30.089)
goodbye to family smash. He also took that electric rod and stuffed it in a guy's face and it was still protruding upward, which means it Yeah, which means it was embedded exactly.
Luciano (01:04:32.033)
Hahaha!
Matt (01:04:38.518)
Yes, it's in his face. That's right. Yeah.
Chris (01:04:38.662)
It was embedded. Oh, it was embedded.
Luciano (01:04:40.014)
Oh, it's stuck in there. Yeah. That's another get your affairs in order hit for sure. Ha ha ha.
Spencer (01:04:47.329)
that's another confirmed kill get your that's a Okay Well, that's only so far we I assume that we can assume I think pretty safely that Donatello and Michelangelo didn't because they have wooden weapons
Matt (01:04:52.736)
Yeah. So we're saying at five is what we're coming up with. Yeah.
Luciano (01:04:55.955)
Uh, five?
Luciano (01:05:07.274)
Yeah, but like a concussion to the head could still... Fair, fair. Yeah. So I was gonna say that like, RAF given its RAF probably killed a bunch of people, but they're not confirmed either. So...
Matt (01:05:07.488)
Yes.
Matt (01:05:11.326)
Yeah, but we confirm kills, right? Yeah.
Spencer (01:05:13.138)
Yeah, those aren't confirmed.
Matt (01:05:24.59)
Did they kill any of the gang that they beat up to get April's bike or scooter back from? I didn't see anybody get outright murdered in the garage, yeah.
Chris (01:05:30.022)
In the garage? In the auto garage?
Luciano (01:05:35.422)
I don't think so, not there I don't think
Chris (01:05:35.725)
They seemed unconscious.
Spencer (01:05:36.373)
No, I don't think so either. They were still... they hadn't gotten a taste for blood yet at that point. They haven't... they hadn't developed their methods.
Matt (01:05:39.798)
Yep. Right.
Luciano (01:05:41.131)
Hahaha. Yeah.
Matt (01:05:46.998)
Yes, that's fair.
Spencer (01:05:48.561)
So I think I think it's safe to say five confirmed. But I feel like Raph is got to have a few of that. I'm just not remembering or they didn't show on screen. I assume he peeled some faces off.
Luciano (01:05:49.251)
Um...
Luciano (01:05:52.627)
Yeah.
Matt (01:06:00.406)
Okay, well, so let me, I think this dovetails into my other question. Um, so we have five confirmed kills. And based on only confirmed kills and not on rumors, are the turtles the real villains because by my count, Superfly basically killed what, was there three guys in that van, four guys in that van?
Spencer (01:06:19.985)
Well, they also said they killed any he killed anyone who ever saw his face. Confirm, confirm.
Luciano (01:06:21.3)
Yeah.
Matt (01:06:24.046)
I understand that, but we don't have any numbers on that. We can't confirm. So, I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of a quick review.
Luciano (01:06:25.11)
But it's not confirmed. Yeah. And the guys that Superfly killed were thugs. So, you know. Yeah. Oh my god! How did it go from thugs to subhumans? I said thugs! You... Oh my god! No, I didn't. No, it was all Chris this time.
Chris (01:06:31.809)
So they're sub-humans of trees.
Spencer (01:06:31.829)
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I
Matt (01:06:33.206)
He's cleaning up the streets.
Chris (01:06:37.865)
You said thugs. They were only... You said only.
Spencer (01:06:42.021)
No, no, Luciano, you said, you said subs. Yeah, you said subs, and you said subhumans. Ha ha ha.
Chris (01:06:48.645)
No, that's what you said. The ancient mines called corn maize.
Spencer (01:06:52.837)
Uh, so how many were in that gang he killed? Three?
Chris (01:06:56.296)
I think it was three in that man.
Luciano (01:06:58.302)
Yeah, three.
Matt (01:06:59.988)
Yeah.
Chris (01:07:00.345)
That crew.
Spencer (01:07:01.237)
Okay. I mean, but to be fair, the turtles also killed, but they also killed subhumans. Yeah.
Matt (01:07:03.617)
So...
Luciano (01:07:04.714)
So you're saying, so the turtles killed people.
Matt (01:07:09.538)
The turtles? Who did they kill?
Chris (01:07:09.858)
When?
Luciano (01:07:11.138)
Good day, guys.
Spencer (01:07:13.423)
The thugs they killed. The Five.
Chris (01:07:13.901)
Where in the month? But that's spread.
Luciano (01:07:15.57)
Oh my god, oh my god. They were just-
Matt (01:07:18.438)
Oh, I mean, yeah, but like whatever. I'm not... I'm not counting.
Chris (01:07:19.137)
You mean the security team?
Spencer (01:07:20.797)
We're just, if we're comparing who's villains, you can't say the ones that the fly killed were.
Matt (01:07:26.076)
It's just a straight numbers game I'm saying. Are the turtles the real villains? They killed more people than the villain in this movie.
Spencer (01:07:27.857)
Okay.
Spencer (01:07:32.005)
Yes, their confirmed kill count is higher.
Luciano (01:07:33.461)
They also shoplifted constantly. Yeah.
Matt (01:07:36.39)
Oh, always. And not like, it wasn't like they shoplifted enough to survive, they're shoplifting. Junk food, pizzas, toilet paper, yeah.
Spencer (01:07:38.153)
The end.
Chris (01:07:42.073)
T.P., paper towels, they got the bounty tier.
Spencer (01:07:42.182)
No.
Luciano (01:07:44.55)
Yeah, and they weren't stealing from like a big company like 7-Eleven or whatever. It's just like a mom pop shop. Ambo Daggers, yeah.
Spencer (01:07:50.953)
No, no, they targeted mom and pop shops. And they got, and they did it for the high. Let's be real.
Chris (01:07:52.339)
Bodegas.
Matt (01:07:54.212)
Yes, they did.
Chris (01:07:59.481)
Hmm.
Luciano (01:08:01.302)
Yeah, just because they could, basically.
Matt (01:08:01.866)
Right? And then they basically let a young woman's bike get stolen. And only to not go to jail. To not go to jail. Did they do something about it?
Luciano (01:08:09.275)
Yeah, they caused it. Yeah, yeah. I think it's pretty clear that they're the villains.
Chris (01:08:15.417)
There's also manslaughter, attempted manslaughter, because April got a ninja shuriken in her helmet. If she wasn't wearing it, she would have been toast.
Matt (01:08:16.652)
Yeah.
Matt (01:08:21.017)
True.
Luciano (01:08:24.05)
Yeah. Yeah, she would have been dead. Yeah.
Matt (01:08:24.758)
That's right, yeah.
Spencer (01:08:28.261)
I think it's pretty convenient to call that an accident. Like a direct headshot.
Chris (01:08:29.685)
but still manslaughter. Because, well, still, Raphael closed his eyes. He closed his eyes when he threw it. Convenient.
Matt (01:08:31.923)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (01:08:34.994)
Especially given that it was ref. Yeah. And he also, he also could, he also could have hit Mikey in the head, which also would have been not, not man slaughter, but total slaughter at least.
Spencer (01:08:37.333)
Mmm, convenient. Oops, headshot.
Matt (01:08:37.802)
Yep. Ha ha ha.
Chris (01:08:43.801)
True.
Matt (01:08:45.674)
Right. That would have been fine.
Chris (01:08:48.021)
Mikey might have survived that.
Spencer (01:08:49.617)
was that called frat fratricide
Matt (01:08:50.487)
Wow.
Chris (01:08:51.575)
Oh.
Luciano (01:08:52.978)
Yeah, fractur- Yeah, Fracturicide. Yeah.
Matt (01:08:53.286)
No, that's killing your... Oh, it's your brother, yes. Patrocide is killing your father. And Regercide is killing the king, just if we're going through the sides.
Spencer (01:08:55.481)
Yeah, yeah, yes.
Chris (01:09:00.171)
All sides.
Spencer (01:09:01.04)
Let's just bang him out. What about Mattresside? You forgot about Mattresside. Killed your mother.
Luciano (01:09:01.846)
Hahaha!
Chris (01:09:04.749)
What if you kill a couch?
Matt (01:09:07.082)
Wow. Coucherside, yeah.
Luciano (01:09:08.877)
It's a contracide. Hahaha.
Chris (01:09:10.285)
What about a sofa side? Ho, hmm.
Spencer (01:09:10.374)
What's it called when you kill your co-host on a podcast?
Luciano (01:09:15.267)
uh holy j- holy justice
Matt (01:09:15.582)
uh culture side wow
Chris (01:09:16.905)
Oh my god!
Spencer (01:09:18.133)
And... Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Chris (01:09:20.803)
And what if you kill Orlando Bloom?
Spencer (01:09:24.821)
Oh, Bloomsad, yeah. Everyone knows that one. We've all been there.
Chris (01:09:25.135)
Hey.
Luciano (01:09:25.38)
It's bloomicide.
Matt (01:09:28.677)
Yeah, idiot. Come on.
Luciano (01:09:30.283)
We've all been there. He's died so many times.
Chris (01:09:30.721)
What if you...
Matt (01:09:32.666)
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Spencer (01:09:34.797)
God damn Lego ass.
Chris (01:09:35.49)
What if Splinter would try to get a mortgage, right? And he was working with a mortgage broker who gave him faulty instructions to get a mortgage. So Splinter went out and killed him. What kind of side would that be?
Matt (01:09:45.726)
Okay. Right.
Luciano (01:09:50.05)
The side of the law.
Chris (01:09:50.765)
That's a little long, but it's a side. We need a side. Morticide?
Luciano (01:09:55.186)
Oh, that was a... this is just a bad joke. Moving on! Yeah, I think it's called killing the joke.
Matt (01:09:58.882)
Um, we've lost, we've lost the bed. Yeah. Move aside. Um, see what I did there. Next question. Why were there baby turtles in a sewer? Like just.
Chris (01:09:59.062)
Poli-society.
Spencer (01:10:01.522)
I think it's called I think it's called moving on a side
Chris (01:10:06.861)
Someone's gotta clean this shit up.
Luciano (01:10:16.447)
Hahaha
Spencer (01:10:18.909)
That's a good question. Are there turtles in the sewer? Is that a thing?
Matt (01:10:22.402)
I mean, I guess if you flush, if you sent your turtles to a farm upstate, aka flush them by the toilet, then there could be turtles there, but generally, the toilet doesn't, well, and the toilet doesn't empty directly into the sewer per se. No, the toilet doesn't specifically just dump into an open sewer. Right? How long, how long Spencer? Just guess. I want to know what you think.
Luciano (01:10:31.259)
They're usually dead already.
Spencer (01:10:36.449)
doesn't empty oh go on yeah but they can hold their breath a long time
Spencer (01:10:49.157)
I'm gonna say a baby turtle or can hold his breath for up to 15 minutes.
Matt (01:10:52.769)
Baby turtle.
Spencer (01:11:00.401)
Anybody want to take an over under on that?
Chris (01:11:01.197)
I'm gonna say 45.
Luciano (01:11:01.291)
Okay, I think it's a lot more a sea turtle can hold its breath for like three hours so
Spencer (01:11:05.213)
45 minutes.
Chris (01:11:06.835)
They're amphibians. Hey, but that's a full grown, is it?
Matt (01:11:11.662)
So are you saying the Ninja Turtles are sea turtles?
Spencer (01:11:15.11)
You racist.
Luciano (01:11:15.37)
Yeah, clearly. Wait, what?
Chris (01:11:18.093)
So the turtles ended up in the sewer. I think they ended up in a sewer because, you know, a seven-year-old kid, you know, was with their parent, begged for pets. They bought the pets. And they, in being in New York, they were leaving the pet store and they were making their way to Times Square, but there was a kerfuffle. And the kerfuffle caused the kid to trip over
and spill their new pets into the sewer grate. So I blame, I blame Alec Baldwin.
Spencer (01:11:54.201)
It's a fair.
Luciano (01:11:56.458)
Society.
Spencer (01:11:57.533)
I was gonna say something similar.
Matt (01:11:58.586)
Oh, I thought you were going to blame Big Curfuffle.
Spencer (01:12:01.501)
Big kerfuffle behind everything.
Chris (01:12:02.88)
Uh, like a ball twin.
Luciano (01:12:05.144)
As usual.
Chris (01:12:05.773)
You know?
Matt (01:12:06.558)
Yeah, okay. I think Alec Baldwin's too busy accidentally on purpose shooting people on sets, but I mean maybe he did this too.
Chris (01:12:11.029)
Well, this will, you know.
Luciano (01:12:13.25)
Oh my god, oh my shots fired. Well, like he did shots fired at Alec Baldwin.
Chris (01:12:15.885)
See? Everything... ..corrects itself.
Spencer (01:12:17.557)
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Matt (01:12:17.662)
Alex Paul, when she was shots fired at other people.
Matt (01:12:24.246)
Does it? Now anyways, back to the turtle question of breathing. TurtleHub.com, which is obviously very reputable. Right. It is actually. Anyways, they surmise that turtles normally dive in water for 4-5 minutes and come up every few seconds for air, but many freshwater turtles can hold their rest for 20 minutes to an hour, and sea turtles can go 2-7 hours.
Spencer (01:12:31.625)
Classic.
Chris (01:12:32.793)
You will not be t-
Luciano (01:12:32.932)
Another sponsor of ours.
Spencer (01:12:34.333)
That's actually another furry dating site.
Chris (01:12:35.597)
See?
Luciano (01:12:38.836)
Hahahaha!
Spencer (01:12:53.717)
What about babies? Those are full grown.
Matt (01:12:54.254)
So depending on what type of turtle it is. Well, I didn't, the furries are only fully grown. We don't dabble in the baby furries.
Chris (01:13:00.729)
Did you say furries? Alright, holy crap.
Luciano (01:13:04.393)
No, I know that go away go away from that line of thinking
Matt (01:13:08.21)
Exactly.
Chris (01:13:08.449)
Not he said furries.
Spencer (01:13:09.028)
Yeah
Matt (01:13:12.29)
Oh, there's a species list here and give some times. Anyways, Spencer is mostly wrong, is what we're gonna get down to. Unless they're Eastern box turtles, which can hold their breath from 10 to 15 minutes.
Luciano (01:13:18.914)
Hahaha!
Spencer (01:13:20.797)
which I thought they were and I'm glad I was confirmed to be correct. Moving on! No time retorts.
Luciano (01:13:30.291)
Hahaha!
Chris (01:13:32.075)
more lifeless.
Matt (01:13:33.634)
Um, why does the red bandana turtle need therapy? This is April O'Neill's question from the movie, but I think it's important we answer it here.
Chris (01:13:40.419)
Hmm
Spencer (01:13:42.409)
Can you expand on that? What do you mean it's April O'Neill's question from the movie? Yes, but I want for the audience to understand where you're getting these questions that were not said in the movie.
Chris (01:13:45.769)
Oh my god.
Matt (01:13:46.423)
Did you watch the movie?
Chris (01:13:50.142)
Nice tactic, nice tactic there.
Matt (01:13:51.694)
Well, if you watch the movie, April O'Neill has a list of questions because she's a reporter. She has a list of questions she wants to ask the turtles and they pause on it for a few minutes. You can actually pause and see these questions. And the question for Raphael is how many people has he killed and does he need therapy? And since we already covered how many people he killed, I'm just skipping to why does he need therapy?
Spencer (01:14:06.749)
Hehehe
Chris (01:14:11.821)
When you take a life, it changes you. Right. And we've seen this as evidenced by Voldemort's Horcruxes and one reputable Maury Povich. When you get paternity test.
Spencer (01:14:12.479)
Thank you.
Matt (01:14:16.499)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (01:14:22.282)
course.
Luciano (01:14:24.642)
That took a turn.
Spencer (01:14:28.52)
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Matt (01:14:29.817)
How many lives did Murray Povich take?
Chris (01:14:31.105)
Well, when you think about the lives that were involved in those paternity tests, the ripple effects of the truth from the data that is collected, you know, that's right. Add it up.
Spencer (01:14:40.76)
Thousands.
Luciano (01:14:42.262)
Sorry, are you saying that even metaphorically taking someone's life takes a toll? Okay.
Chris (01:14:44.469)
Yes, taking, taking and affecting. So when you kill as many people as the Red Bandana Turtle, you're going to be impacted. When you take a life, two people die.
Spencer (01:14:46.679)
takes a toll.
Spencer (01:14:59.941)
mmm that's deep and when you look into the abyss sometimes the abyss looks back so that too he because he doesn't express his emotions he constantly says how he is so much anger but he doesn't ask why sorry he doesn't ask why
Luciano (01:15:01.838)
Deep, deep, yeah.
Luciano (01:15:06.75)
It's very dark. It's very dark.
Chris (01:15:07.887)
Mm-hmm. Ha!
Luciano (01:15:27.394)
Hua Hua. I also think that because he was the like the chonkiest boy of all four, he probably got bullied by his brothers.
Spencer (01:15:28.945)
So.
Chris (01:15:33.375)
Mm.
Chris (01:15:36.473)
chunky.
Spencer (01:15:36.553)
Oh, so you think he has like body dysmorphia maybe?
Matt (01:15:41.166)
from his brothers at Masters Player.
Spencer (01:15:43.261)
Definitely Master Splinter.
Luciano (01:15:43.562)
But especially Master Splinter, yeah. Yeah. He didn't even have a name for the first like few years of his life. He was just fatty. That's all Splinter called him. Yeah.
Chris (01:15:44.685)
Really?
That's interesting.
Chris (01:15:54.809)
which would lead us to why he would... Well, if it...
Spencer (01:15:58.655)
Is that bad?
Luciano (01:16:01.078)
Hahaha!
Matt (01:16:03.194)
Ha ha ha.
Luciano (01:16:04.366)
This man has two children.
Spencer (01:16:07.786)
the
Chris (01:16:08.045)
This would explain.
Matt (01:16:09.73)
His children are called Fatty and Fatty Jr.
Chris (01:16:11.841)
This would lead us to seeing why Raph would, during the food raids, why he went to get mass gainer protein powder so he could bulk out.
Luciano (01:16:12.228)
Ha ha!
Luciano (01:16:27.196)
Ah, yeah, true, true.
Chris (01:16:27.853)
Pump iron and bulk out.
Spencer (01:16:30.833)
Maybe he's on steroids.
Chris (01:16:31.401)
I don't think he's Natty. Not not anymore. You know.
Spencer (01:16:34.502)
Yeah, I don't think you get like that, Natty.
Luciano (01:16:38.731)
I think I think.
Matt (01:16:39.394)
So he's going to therapy because he takes roids.
Chris (01:16:41.217)
He's on the path.
Spencer (01:16:42.353)
I think we need to get to the deeper issue of why he takes roids. I think we need to delve deeper into his.
Chris (01:16:48.181)
Unpack it. Psyche. Cerebellum. His amphibian medulla.
Matt (01:16:51.483)
We probably do, we don't have time, so we're moving on.
Luciano (01:16:53.515)
Hahaha!
Chris (01:16:58.68)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (01:16:58.771)
like that.
Matt (01:16:58.774)
Um, so why does April O'Neill have the keys to the entire high school?
Chris (01:17:05.133)
kleptomania.
Spencer (01:17:08.841)
That's definitely possible. I think-
Luciano (01:17:09.765)
Oh wow.
Chris (01:17:10.829)
You asked.
Oh, there's something deeper there. We could do this. Yeah, go for it, Spencer, and then tag me in.
Spencer (01:17:20.521)
I think that she is a big part of the AV club and she likes to film after hours and report so she shivved the teacher with the keys, hit his body, took it, let me finish.
Chris (01:17:35.097)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I just said, I just said, hmm.
Matt (01:17:40.384)
Okay.
Spencer (01:17:41.897)
put his body in a tub, put some lye in there, decomposed it. Let me finish. Waited till the remains fully liquefied, drank it. Now let me finish here. And once she had consumed all the remains.
Chris (01:17:44.109)
Hmm.
Matt (01:17:45.238)
Right, obviously.
Luciano (01:17:48.654)
Freaking bad style, nice.
Chris (01:17:53.173)
Yeah. Hmm.
Matt (01:17:56.666)
Gross.
Chris (01:17:59.201)
and his power.
Spencer (01:18:02.377)
she could then use the key to get the TV equipment needed to film her because it would match.
Matt (01:18:07.126)
Because she is now that person and the DNA in her body let her use the key right.
Chris (01:18:10.329)
Who would think to look within some-
Spencer (01:18:14.693)
Exactly. Because a wise man once said, when you kill someone, two people die. Except when you eat them.
Chris (01:18:20.449)
then you become two people.
Luciano (01:18:21.986)
then three people die.
Matt (01:18:22.266)
Three people die?
Spencer (01:18:24.949)
then you become the two people.
Chris (01:18:27.218)
Make that meal.
Matt (01:18:29.206)
and you change, thereby three people dying. I think we wrapped it all in a nice little bow.
Spencer (01:18:31.381)
The...
Chris (01:18:33.307)
Oh my God, this is top tier, top shelf.
Luciano (01:18:35.726)
I think we've all, we all learned something here today.
Matt (01:18:38.626)
We did, I think we did. Did we learn why the Mega Milker 2000 could only milk one turtle at a time? Because I'm thinking when they make the Mega Milker 3000, they really want to milk four turtles at a time because they had a big, huge vat to fill up.
Spencer (01:18:42.492)
No.
Spencer (01:18:54.441)
That, you know what, my math's not great, but I think that's four times the efficiency.
Matt (01:19:00.95)
I think you're right. How can we get there? How can we make it four times as efficient?
Spencer (01:19:07.333)
Now I may have missed this. How exactly did they extract the quote unquote from the turtles? Was there, was there an injection?
Chris (01:19:07.993)
Call China.
Matt (01:19:12.022)
Wow.
Chris (01:19:14.957)
Do.
Ooze, blood.
Matt (01:19:19.586)
They milk them. I don't understand what's complicated about this. Right?
Spencer (01:19:21.757)
Now I know they milked, how was the milk extracted?
Chris (01:19:24.085)
From the anus.
Matt (01:19:27.406)
through the milking process.
Spencer (01:19:28.841)
God damn it Matt, that is not an answer and you know it. Did they show any, sorry to use this term, audience penetration?
Luciano (01:19:28.887)
Hahaha!
Luciano (01:19:40.714)
No, they implied it.
Matt (01:19:41.438)
No, it's a it's a teenager's movie. You don't see a penetration. It's just, you know, a little bit of like all over the clothes stuff.
Spencer (01:19:43.36)
Ah, it's implied.
Spencer (01:19:50.058)
And that now here's the trick we show it all
Luciano (01:19:50.111)
You will assume it happened.
Chris (01:19:56.19)
Oh god.
Luciano (01:19:57.426)
Wait, are you saying the problem with the MegaMilker 2000 is that it never got past like second base? Is that what you're saying?
Spencer (01:20:03.269)
I'm saying we've got to up the penetration rate by at least four times.
Chris (01:20:08.903)
Okay.
Luciano (01:20:11.215)
I don't think that answers Matt's question at all.
Matt (01:20:11.394)
He's not wrong.
Spencer (01:20:13.486)
That sentence has never been said before. Just a fun fact.
Chris (01:20:14.831)
Hahaha
Luciano (01:20:16.701)
Hahahaha
Matt (01:20:16.875)
Mmm.
Luciano (01:20:20.482)
So Matt, I think the real answer here is that they have to, you know, use the nipples to milk them because they weren't. How do you know? They never show them without their shells.
Matt (01:20:23.8)
Yep.
Chris (01:20:28.409)
But turtles don't have nipples.
Spencer (01:20:32.137)
then we make them.
Chris (01:20:33.613)
science. They don't, I Googled it while we all were waiting.
Spencer (01:20:39.005)
They're shells, they're shells from their backs! Where are your nipples? No, the front is their bellies!
Luciano (01:20:42.01)
No, but it's like armor in the front.
Chris (01:20:46.041)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (01:20:48.115)
So if you say so.
Matt (01:20:48.818)
Wow. Do you not know how the Anatomies of Turtles work?
Spencer (01:20:50.721)
Do you think the front of a turtle is a shell as well? Do you think they're wearing sweaters? Well, we learned something today. This whole podcast is now focused on this. Luciano, do you think the turtle shell connects to a frontal shell-like layer?
Luciano (01:20:54.597)
Yes! It's like, it's like a barrel is, it's like a barrel isn't it?
Matt (01:20:59.866)
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Luciano (01:21:02.462)
Isn't that how it works? They get home at night and take it off, no? Ha ha!
Chris (01:21:03.721)
About YOU, Luciano!
Chris (01:21:09.205)
Anatomy. Eternal Anatomy with Luis De Ano.
Luciano (01:21:18.003)
Yeah, like a vest, no?
Spencer (01:21:19.813)
and underneath is their skin. This is fantastic. So what he's saying is they need to take off their.
Luciano (01:21:23.242)
Yeah, and their nipples. They have to get to those to...
Spencer (01:21:31.721)
quote unquote, they have to take the barrel off to access the nipples. You know what, he's making a lot of sense here.
Luciano (01:21:31.87)
Yeah, the barrel. They have to take the barrel off. The nipples, yeah. Of which turtles have three, as everybody knows. Yeah. So I think I've answered your question. Completely mad. So my work here is done.
Spencer (01:21:40.274)
Of course.
Matt (01:21:42.283)
as everybody knows.
Chris (01:21:45.153)
And I find myself more confused than when we started this question.
Spencer (01:21:50.481)
And that, as is tradition. Yeah, I can't really add to that. I think we nailed it.
Chris (01:22:04.121)
So it was paint.
Luciano (01:22:04.855)
Yeah.
Matt (01:22:05.994)
I mean technically they're just connected and both sides are a shell but we're not gonna go down that road any further than I have to. Maybe I did, who knows. N- Yeah. No, it's part of the shell. But they grow into it. Yeah. Yeah, obv- OBVIOUSLY!
Chris (01:22:10.177)
That is what I thought. That's how I thought it worked.
Luciano (01:22:10.37)
Did you go look?
Spencer (01:22:13.189)
What? No, the front is their underbelly!
Get the fuck out of here. Am I the dumb one?
Luciano (01:22:17.842)
Yeah, it's part of the show. It's and it's, and it's all, and it's all part of it. Like it's all like kind of like a skeleton thing, but yeah. No, it, yeah. Yeah.
Chris (01:22:19.361)
You gotta say it like a New Yorker. From the Bronx.
Matt (01:22:28.418)
They can't come out of it because they're connected to it, but it's shell on the bottom.
Spencer (01:22:33.521)
My mind is being blown. Why do they attack their bellies when they want to kill them? Is it less defense on the bottom? I guess that makes sense because they can put their head inside. This is blowing my mind. I-
Matt (01:22:38.902)
Yes. Yeah.
Luciano (01:22:44.094)
Yeah.
Matt (01:22:46.998)
Welcome to Spencer Learns Some Real Facts About Nature.
Spencer (01:22:49.313)
I'm so stupid I made such a huge deal about Luciano's idiocy when I was the clown!
Matt (01:22:54.174)
I'm really glubby.
Luciano (01:22:55.121)
I, no we're both clowns. I said that it's like a barrel that you can take off. I think we're all idiots here.
Chris (01:22:58.553)
Thank you.
Matt (01:23:00.442)
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Spencer (01:23:03.314)
Alright.
Chris (01:23:04.185)
But they do have tails, so it's.
Matt (01:23:04.854)
We've all learned a lot today. I have one more question. You do have tails. Yeah. I have one more question before we're done here. And it's actually not about Spencer. Um, surprisingly enough.
Chris (01:23:16.023)
or splinter.
Spencer (01:23:17.259)
And my lack of turtle knowledge.
Luciano (01:23:17.575)
Or it's come back.
Matt (01:23:20.19)
I just want to know, in the scene where that gang that Superfly hires, they acquire basically like the accelerator, the last piece of his little machine, and they are trying to run away from the cops, be cool, not get caught, and they drive by a cop car that's in an alleyway at a high speed, and it makes, it's, we're made to believe that this cop's, the cops chase them because they're going fast. But then...
Two turns later, they've set up an entire blockade speed trap to capture this car. I just want to know how... The cops are not efficient at all. They try to avoid doing anything useful for the public. So how did they manage to do this? What was actually going on?
Luciano (01:24:05.318)
Oh my god, that might be the biggest stretch of suspension of disbelief in this movie. The cops acting fast?
Chris (01:24:07.773)
Not when Rudy Giuliani is in office. You see.
Spencer (01:24:13.749)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Matt (01:24:14.002)
Oh God, here we go. Buckle in.
Luciano (01:24:14.063)
Oh no. Oh no!
Chris (01:24:14.146)
Yeah!
Chris (01:24:19.477)
Workopolis, with budget cuts being what they were, Workopolis, indeed, and monster, okay? He had to funnel and launder his money somehow. So instead of focusing and training up a suitable amount of police officers to serve and protect, nah, he outsourced through these three hiring channels.
Spencer (01:24:24.233)
That's it, you're done. You nailed it.
Chris (01:24:48.909)
And what he got was DeVry Institute level hirees. Okay. DeVry. I said DeVry. I said it. They're not, they're not around anymore. I said it.
Don't do it. Yes.
Matt (01:25:03.81)
Chris I just want to check in here. Giuliani hired the devrive people. Are the devrive people the criminals stealing things or the devrive people the police? Okay.
Chris (01:25:11.649)
both. So with both, see where what's happening? Not only that, but some were within and without the plan. And so process that.
Spencer (01:25:16.679)
Ha! That's the con.
Luciano (01:25:17.743)
Ah, so the police was in on the plan. So that's how they... I see.
Luciano (01:25:29.174)
Just like Chris is within and without his fucking mind. Hahahaha
Matt (01:25:29.786)
Okay.
Chris (01:25:30.009)
Don't worry about it. When you source DeVry Institute, hirees and candidates and you pull them into your, your office or workforce, you're going to have what we call, what we're going to have. Thanks. We're going to have what we call happy accidents. And so instead of, instead of what looks like a coordinated attempt to stop speedsters, no, what you have is a happy accident. They weren't, they weren't prepared.
Spencer (01:25:30.137)
Wow. Reality.
Matt (01:25:33.595)
Mm-hmm. Let's go with it.
Spencer (01:25:38.905)
Uh huh.
Spencer (01:25:42.565)
Let him cook.
Chris (01:25:57.773)
They're just ready to pull triggers. You know why? Cause George Floyd couldn't breathe.
Spencer (01:26:05.693)
Whoa. Wow.
Luciano (01:26:06.066)
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Matt (01:26:09.506)
There you have it folks, that is clearly the answer. I'm moving us right past any more- No, no, we're moving right past it. Spencer, why don't you tell us, why don't you tell us your rating on this movie? Yeah, we're gone. Done. That's too many questions. That's on me.
Spencer (01:26:11.841)
Does anyone have a question and answer that's not the ramblings of a madman? Sorry.
Chris (01:26:19.513)
Think on it.
Spencer (01:26:21.781)
Oh right to that. Okay, we're done. We're good. We're okay. I'll bet yeah that That's on you man. That's on you man one too many questions I Like this movie a lot it was great music great voice acting animation was awesome obviously I'm very curious how this movie would have received if it came up before spider-verse
Chris (01:26:25.595)
Mm-hmm. Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm. Mm, mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm, don't check the temperature on that one.
Luciano (01:26:26.342)
Look, heart, a heart bank, heart bank. Ha ha ha.
Matt (01:26:32.21)
So we're pivoting to reviews.
Chris (01:26:45.231)
Yes.
Spencer (01:26:51.813)
Obviously it was only made because of Spider-Verse, but I'd be curious if it would have been a huge fulcrum. Anyways, really good movie. I don't really have any complaints other than the ones I already mentioned, so I'm gonna give this movie a solid B. Because it was really good, and I thought it was quite fresh. So... I'm giving it a fresh!
Matt (01:27:18.486)
We're not fucking Rotten Tomatoes, bro. No. Yeah.
Luciano (01:27:20.454)
Yeah.
Chris (01:27:21.645)
So does that mean, are you giving it a B or are you giving it an F? How fresh is it?
Spencer (01:27:21.921)
I just realized I used the word fresh and not...
Spencer (01:27:28.301)
No, it's fresh enough to make a bee.
Matt (01:27:30.848)
Oh my god.
Luciano (01:27:32.938)
I regret everything and I wasn't even in the conversation.
Chris (01:27:34.957)
Get him!
Spencer (01:27:35.378)
Yeah.
Matt (01:27:35.894)
Well, you're in the conversation now. What's your ranking?
Spencer (01:27:38.738)
And don't steal mine.
Luciano (01:27:40.535)
I also, well, too bad, but I also enjoyed this movie quite a bit. I don't think it was meant for old farts like us, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. And I actually, I liked the art style. I wasn't too fond of the animation style. At least in the beginning, I got used to it later. I loved the little jokes. I loved the little quips, like you said, Spencer, the whole...
Spencer (01:27:42.249)
Hehehehe
Chris (01:27:48.025)
Speak for thyself.
Luciano (01:28:07.414)
having them talk over each other. Normally that's annoying movies, but here it kind of made a whole lot of sense. It was, you know, I love the voice acting in just, I don't think the plot little problems that we talked about really take much away from it. I don't know if I would watch it again, but I had a lot of fun. So it's a B for me as well.
Spencer (01:28:32.58)
rip off plagiarist
Chris (01:28:33.273)
Okay. Oh. Okay.
Matt (01:28:34.554)
Chris.
Luciano (01:28:37.77)
I'm agreeing with you, you motherfucker. What do you want from me? Ha ha.
Matt (01:28:40.414)
It's Chris's turn to speak, children.
Spencer (01:28:41.058)
Sorry. That may be a mistake.
Chris (01:28:43.733)
Never. This movie, whether you are a TMNT fan or not, is going to resonate with you for all the right reasons. And Spencer hit a lot of great points. And what I loved about this movie was that it took a step in a really bold direction in through the lens of acceptance and then like letting them
get to the other side and actualizing their dream and going to high school. We've never had that before ever. So I, I want to hold space for like that, that's, that's a pretty brave choice and it gives them a direction and options that we've never had before. I've said that. So, um, everything that's set, that Spencer said with respect to like the positives I agree with the music was fucking banging the
Luciano (01:29:16.622)
True, true.
Chris (01:29:35.785)
you know, the family dynamic with, with Splinter being dad and the brothers having their own thing, their own moments I loved. Um, for me, this, this I would watch again. It's an A for me.
Luciano (01:29:52.174)
I think this is the first time that what you said in your rating made sense together. Good job. Hahahaha
Matt (01:29:56.44)
Wow.
Spencer (01:29:58.069)
Are you okay? Did you hit your head, Chris?
Chris (01:29:58.565)
No, I watched this movie and it made me feel very good.
Matt (01:29:59.022)
Shots fired.
Matt (01:30:05.718)
Hey, let's not attack our ca- our- It's yes and, people, not What the fuck, Chris? Yeah
Spencer (01:30:11.5)
Fuck you.
Chris (01:30:12.281)
I'm counting on you to play your role in Park Cranston.
Luciano (01:30:13.91)
No, no, I'm putting a compliment. It might not sound like it, but it was a compliment.
Spencer (01:30:19.763)
It's yes and, not no for-
Matt (01:30:20.054)
Wow, I don't know how we're friends with those compliments. I liked this movie, I thought it was really well done. For the first 10 minutes, it felt a lot like Into the Spider-Verse. And luckily after those first 10 minutes, it diverged nicely and did its own thing. I agree with Chris, you know, it's nice to see, it's nice to see them create a world that feels like actual people living, right? Like Baxter Stockman being black. April O'Neill.
Luciano (01:30:25.461)
Hahaha
Matt (01:30:49.538)
reverting back to being black. You know, all the different New Yorkers you see in the movie, the different flavors of people, even the gang, you know, of the family, there's all sorts of different, you know, all the cameos aside, there's all sorts of different people and, well, animals, but represented by different cultures, true the whole thing, right? So it makes it fun, it makes it a world that feels lived in. And I thought the original story was nice to see. I had no idea it was original, but I think it's a great way to...
Luciano (01:31:08.78)
Hahaha
Matt (01:31:18.99)
to make a fun story that it's nice to get away from canon and not always be like looking at it. Well that's not the way they did it in the movies or the comics actually. Actually I was born in the darkness.
Spencer (01:31:28.054)
Is that old man Luciano? Is that old Bane? That's not canon! They changed my childhood!
Luciano (01:31:30.414)
Hahaha!
Matt (01:31:42.355)
And so it was good to see that stuff. I thought the last quarter of it was a little weak. And it's not weak, but it's just like, it got crazily hokey. To get to, it felt like they really wanted to get them to high school and they could have landed the plane better instead of making everybody love the turtles instantly because they were fighting a monster. Like the turtles could have earned it at the end like we talked about. So that's my only real complaint about it. And then so for all those reasons, I'm putting it in the B camp. I thought it was a fun movie. I would watch it again.
Spencer (01:32:07.87)
Yeah
Matt (01:32:10.476)
But there's my answer, fishpubs.
Spencer (01:32:13.003)
Quick, I know we're wrapping up, I just wanna ask, did this one we do well and is it getting a sequel? I have no idea.
Chris (01:32:15.617)
It's getting a sequel and apparently it came in fourth place when it premiered. I don't know what the competition was, but it didn't top the box office. But a sequel, I'm reading it here from Screen Rant. TMNT Mutant Mayhem 2 has been confirmed and discussions about a spin-off show about the series villains have taken place too.
Matt (01:32:18.896)
Uh...
Luciano (01:32:25.29)
Nice.
Luciano (01:32:38.21)
Nice.
Spencer (01:32:43.049)
That's interesting.
Luciano (01:32:44.926)
They know gold when they see it, huh?
Spencer (01:32:46.482)
Yeah, exactly. Those guys were great.
Chris (01:32:46.645)
It's interesting because TMNT has had many attempts and versions of itself. So when something takes hold, it's nice to see that they're paying attention.
Matt (01:33:01.342)
Also, you have to context to it finishing fourth. It opened on the same weekend as Offenheimer and Barbie. So a little challenging to be number one. It was all Meg too, the trench. So you know, you can't win them all. But yeah, it'd be nice to see another movie. So it'll be good. Speaking of other movies, we are watching another movie next week. Would you guys like to know a movie we're watching?
Chris (01:33:05.287)
Oh, okay. That's why.
Spencer (01:33:07.148)
Hmm
Luciano (01:33:07.759)
Okay, there you go.
Spencer (01:33:09.929)
What was third?
Oh, that's a little more context. Heheheheh.
Luciano (01:33:25.279)
Indeed we are.
Chris (01:33:26.353)
I would really like to know. You know? Shit! Production schedule.
Luciano (01:33:29.786)
It'd be helpful.
Matt (01:33:31.362)
It would be helpful. Okay. We are, we are going to, I guess we're following Jackie Chan around for a little bit. We're gonna watch Hidden Strike, the Jackie Chan and John Cena. John Cena's back too. We're just following John Cena and Jackie Chan around. We're watching the John Cena, Jackie Chan vehicle. It's an action movie about fighting over oil. So, you know, real topical.
Chris (01:33:40.642)
OOOOOOOH
Chris (01:33:44.897)
I'm excited.
Spencer (01:33:46.813)
That is weird. Weird. Weird combo.
Luciano (01:33:49.267)
That is weird.
Chris (01:33:52.489)
Uh oh. Yeah oh.
Luciano (01:33:55.314)
Oh my god, okay. I have to say I don't have high hopes for another B from me. I'm just gonna say it right now. No, why? I was born in 1871. I don't have an open mind. True, true. If they save the oil, I'll like it.
Matt (01:34:01.558)
Wow. Don't you shh. Yeah. Open your mind.
Spencer (01:34:03.569)
Hey, go in with an open mind, you f-
Chris (01:34:06.937)
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Matt (01:34:11.005)
You should be really into oil.
Spencer (01:34:11.985)
My mind is dust!
Chris (01:34:12.146)
Hehehe
Matt (01:34:15.286)
Yeah. Okay, fair enough. So next week, Hidden Strike on Netflix, John Cena, Jackie Chan. Watch it before we talk about it.
Chris (01:34:15.54)
Oh my god.
Chris (01:34:23.353)
great. The GOAT Jackie Chan.
Spencer (01:34:26.129)
and tune in and tune in.
Matt (01:34:30.158)
and tune in to this pre-recorded podcast you'll be listening to in your ears.
Spencer (01:34:33.478)
Tune in live!
Luciano (01:34:33.814)
Hahaha! To live however many weeks from today.
Chris (01:34:37.018)
Tune in live to this here podcast. Tune in to this live fucking podcast. Foreigners doing good shit. Turtle power.
Matt (01:34:38.577)
live.
Luciano (01:34:49.796)
Hahaha!
Spencer (01:34:49.855)
What a-