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The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!
Well, look who it is. It's the cops.
The cops are here. I figured you'd be busy this weekend with it being a holiday and all and you tend to either go out on vacation or you're just working nonstop. Just got back, buddy. Oh yeah, that's right.
Thanks for paying attention to what I tell you. Yeah. How was the hog ride? Oh, buddy. It was awesome. Yeah?
Yeah. Any crazy story? Usually when you go out of town, you come back and you tell me some crazy story about some interaction you had with somebody somewhere, some kind of problem. People, you just have one of those faces, I guess, where people just want to give you some.
Get to know me. Yeah. It's like you never know who you're messing with. No, it's pretty uneventful except the one morning four to five inches of snow all through Utah. Oh, that sounds like a fun time. The route we were going. Yeah, it's a great time to be on a motorcycle.
Best time to ride. Well, I'm glad you made it back all good. My week uneventful. Nothing to report to you. Because you said you recliner the whole time. I was sitting in this chair. I guess it kind of reclines.
Kind of. So anyhow, listeners, we're getting ready for a little traffic school powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. We'd love to have you on the show. 208-535-1015 is going to be the number to call to ask questions about anything.
You know, anything you want to know about the law. Lieutenant Crane, myself, I don't know. Friday, holiday weekend coming up. Let's have some fun. You ready to have fun show, Lieutenant Crane? You kind of look like you're all business over there.
I just keep getting bothered with stuff. People, he's doing a show. I'm texting him. Busy with Victor.
Stop bothering him. And I wanted to give a shout out to whoever said they listened at the donut shop every Friday and then said, you deserve a donut for putting up with my crap. What about a donut for me? What about, I said, not a donut, a golden ticket. Oh, golden ticket.
To heaven. Well, there is a present for you right there from local band, the D-nauts, a bag of donuts. Wow. How did they think of me? They thought of you and you're like, I'm not eating those. I'm re-gifter.
Why would I ever do that? Yeah, re-gifter. I'm sure you and the buddies would enjoy a little chocolate covered donuts.
They're double chocolate. Tell the band thank you. Yes. Thank you to the D-nauts.
Go check them out. It's Sludge Metal Fest tomorrow night live at the gym in Idaho Falls. You're going to be there, right? Oh, absolutely. I mean, who else is going to open up the pit? Come on.
So show kicks off at six o'clock. You should go check that out. Thank you to the D-nauts for all the treats. Well, hello, Lieutenant Crane of the Idaho State Police. How are you doing?
Say, you wriggle voice. Hello. 208-535-1015 is going to be the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates everybody. We'll start with some online question. Becca.
This is a different Becca, you know, but Becca wants to know, is there a minimum or a maximum sorry, bumper height for trucks in Idaho? That actually is. Go figure. Yep. Go figure.
Restrictions on everything. Yeah. Listen to you.
All right. He's he's Googling it. Yeah. I know what it is. I just want to make sure I know the code.
I'm going to read it here. All right. He's a let's go to the next one, though, why we do it and we'll find it while we do that. OK, let's see here. Well, the next one's kind of long. It's not reading.
All right. Can something be done on the Lomax and Holmes intersection right before the light going west right before the light where people want to make a left turn onto Holmes, there's cars parked on the left side in front of a sign that says no parking here to the corner. Each day it's hard to get in the left lane when cars are parked on the street where they shouldn't. There is parking on the business lots and behind the building of the business.
One is a barber shop. Why hasn't this been addressed because you haven't complained enough? That's right, Zach.
You didn't complain enough about it. Yeah, I imagine if somebody's parked in a no parking zone, you could call the local police department. We got ordinances. The city's got ordinances.
They can cite them for that and make their day. I just call the non-emergency line and go it up. I don't know what it is. And then just call them up. I would give it, but then they'd throttle me. Everybody call this number. But our other question is twenty two to thirty inches twenty on the gross vehicle weight.
Oh, twenty two to thirty inches, depending on the gross vehicle weight. All right, cool. There you go, Becca.
All right, K-Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Jay.
This isn't the way I want to start my summer. What's up, crazy, Jay? Not too much. I got a question for you. I had a friend. Oh, stop right there. Sure. Oh, I got a friend.
Sure. She. Oh, it's even a girl.
It's not April Fool's Day. And by the way, she's hot. She drove by a park.
Oh, no, she drove by you and flagged you the number one sign. And and he's not getting off the ask. Getting ready for practice, practice that it actually started yet. And one of the kids threw the ball a ball and it hit her car and didn't her car. Is there the coach of the team said that it's. Nothing they can do about it. And it's not their problem. It's not the coach's problem. Coach didn't throw the ball.
Kids threw the ball. So mom and dad mom and dad's problem. Well, it gets ugly.
What happens is mom and dad say, yeah, we're not going to do it. That was just a. Accident.
We're not paying for it. Then it turns into a civil case where you have to go and file a civil. Paperwork at the courthouse and have a hearing where you go and testify and they have the right to testify. It's from a judge. It'd be it'd be a. Yeah, it'd be a civil hearing on that. Oh, so it would just be civil wouldn't be. No, no, no attorneys involved, unless it caused, you know, several thousand dollars worth of damage.
Well, yeah, but I will tell you this. I just had to replace some headlights in one of our patrol vehicles. Each headlight was twenty two hundred dollars a piece. Can I have my drink? Good ones. I was going to say, geez, no wonder we got a deficit. Yeah, exactly.
Well, my Lord. The problem with that is. If she left and didn't take care of it right then, it may become an issue because you can't figure out who the child is or who the parent is. And you can't go force the child to say, tell me who your parents are. Just grab them. Give me your personal information.
Give me your lunch money, kid. So yeah, well, the closest thing that it's not his problem because. It's not there. Anyone's problem because it was a part. Yeah, that's not quite true. Just because I parked my pickup in a park doesn't mean people can come and damage it. Yeah.
Public space. Just a bad situation unless you're over the age of what, to 65. And then you can commit any crime according to one person, according to one listener. But she could have called the cops and stayed right there. Yeah, she should have just sat right there called the cops and said, Hey, I just got this dent in my car. Can you take a quick accident report on it? Oh, that could be just crying.
Yeah. Just stare at him. Just stare at him until he wets himself. You're going to be going to jail, little buddy. You're going down. You're not only a non-starter, you're not going to be on the team anymore. Learn to throw a punk. You don't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
He's a love kid. You ain't got a lick of athleticism in you. You're a soccer player. Oh, my God.
So yeah, there you go, Jay. There's always soccer for those kids. Pickleball. Yeah.
If there's nothing else, you always have soccer. That's right. Well, good to hear from you, Jay. And I hope you have a great holiday weekend. You guys too. Right on.
See you. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is John Z. John Z, what's up, man? Hey, John Z, were you athletic enough or did you have to play soccer? I wasn't even good enough for soccer. I was in the drama club.
That's right. I was in the high school band. I was in the chess club. There we go.
That rat hanging with the nerds. So say you're on a two-lane highway and you go to pass, safe to pass. What's the speed limit that you're able to do? Can you do 10 over? You can actually do 15 over as long as the car you're passing is doing under the speed limit. So if the speed limit is 65, they got to be doing 64 or less. You can go out and pass them, go up to 50 miles an hour over the speed limit.
But once you get back in your lane of travel, you have to slow back down. Okay. Okay. Cause I know over in Wyoming it's 10 over. I didn't know if it was like that here too.
Buddy, we let you rip it. That's only on a two-lane highway, not the freeway. Now remember they just changed that law. If it's a two-lane passing road, so it's two lanes and then they have a passing lane, you can do it on that passing lane. But those tend to only, well, I guess they could pop up on a four-lane highway.
No, no, no. It's generally just on a two-lane. Yeah. And then, yeah, like on highway 26, we have a couple. And so there, if you got a car that's going under the speed limit and you finally get to a passing lane, you can hop out there, get on it, get around them and come back.
You can go on it. There you go, dude. Good deal. Thank you. Hey, thanks, Jonesy. Have a good one, man. You too.
Get to soccer practice. Hey, Barry, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hey, what's up, guys? Love you guys. Love the show of the Stuart. Stuart was happening.
Oh, not much. That 15 miles an hour of the speed limit to get back in. You can't do that in the city, right?
Because that's how that happens. Mostly through school zones. I do it on holes.
Every day, roads and aggravation. It actually wasn't school zone on Hawthorne. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. No, it's not legal there. We're talking US highways and yeah. Yeah, I've had it happen to me twice. So I guess I should get Pokedella police over there to monitor the area. That's right.
Call them up, put them to work. Say, we heard it here first. No slacking. It's a holiday weekend. Right, some sightee.
That's right. Meet them quotas. I want you guys to earn your money.
Take everybody off but me. That's that's that's how I like to go about things. Yeah, as well. All right, thanks, Stuart. Hope you have a great holiday weekend, man.
Yeah, sure. You too. Peace. Peace.
Can you hear your live on traffic school powered by the advocates? Who's this? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Easy car. Come on down. Come on down. Hey, I got a question for you, Sergeant Crane. You guys, how come the beer stocks went up because last weekend you guys must have drank a lot? My investment doubled. I'm always thirsty. Doesn't matter what time of day it is either.
Car shows and hanging out with Ravonda and I got rich. So, uh, is ISP still hiring? Because apparently my boss didn't think Yoko Ana was as funny as I thought it was. Was that the video you played last week? Yeah. Yeah.
So I had like three or four people say, yeah, I had to change the channel. I couldn't put up. Sorry. Sorry.
Sometimes listeners, I get a little crazy and I get these funny ideas and. Oh, you should have listened to the noon hour that day. It was way worse. So you lost a lot more listeners. I was just, you know, driving them to tune out. And Carl, there's nothing I'd like more than to have you come and do our physical fitness test with us.
Oh man. Yeah, I'd, I'd last about 50 seconds or a fast out. That's better than me. I can drive really good, but if you see me running, there's either a copper or a bear behind me. I don't run. It wasn't built for it.
20 years ago, maybe, maybe. No, I took that, I took that Yoko Ana thing to a whole new level. Man, my kids are watching a horror movie. I suck my Bluetooth speaker into the couch. Oh, they're freaked out, man. They're like ready to call an exorcist. I mean, it was fucking awesome. I took it to work.
We're having the morning meeting. I stuffed it under a car. My buddy Riley's sitting here. I put it underneath the grill of a truck. He thought he was making first contact with aliens.
He was going to disappoint it. That is a pretty good idea. Hide a Bluetooth speaker and just start playing that song.
Yoko Odo fly everybody in case you were wondering. Oh, and especially if you go camping, hide that stuff in the woods, wait till it gets dark and press play. You'll be thinking there's big foot out there or something, man. You're going to get somebody shot, Carl.
All right. People hear weird sounds in the woods. People pack heat around here. Hey, Carl, this reminds me when you said you'd run from bears or cups and then you start talking about the woods. We were out one night. I had to end up chasing this guy out through the woods and it was dark. So every time I turned my light on, he could see better and he could run faster. And I thought this isn't working. So I just leave my light off and we're just running pretty quick.
I hear this. And then he flops to my feet while he'd run into a four strand Bob wire fan. Stretched it about as far as he could. And then it flopped him right back to my feet. That's a bad night getting arrested. That's all over him.
Rip this goat. Why you shouldn't run everybody, especially in the dark? Well, man, yeah, public service announcement real quick.
My wife is coming home from American fall. So there's this truck had a tarp on it. Tailgate was there. This guy's losing stuff out of his.
I mean, he's got lawn chairs, this that the other. Well, my wife said the box was about the size of an alternator. And I'm thinking it probably was an alternator, but it took out her oil term, the oil filter. I mean, this thing did some damage to the car. And had that gone through the windshield, it could have been a lot worse.
I mean, at least it's only, you know, I've got a hundred bucks. I got to change oil pan all that, but man, it could have been. And the guy had his tailgate down. You know, I don't know why he didn't close his tailgate, but, uh, I mean, that that that could have been really bad, but secure your loads this weekend. People, I know everybody's going camping and, uh, fire stuff down, man. How about every time?
Yeah, not just this weekend, but any time, you know, secure your loads. I mean, oh yeah. No, I don't know what it was she hit, but it really did some damage to the bottom of the car.
And I'm just, I'm thankful and lucky enough. It didn't crack a block. It was just the oil can, you know, I mean, had that had that gone through the windshield, it could have been a really bad time. If it was anything like my sister, it could be a mailbox. Um, mailbox through the windshield. Well, no, through underneath the car.
If you hit a fast enough mailbox, it comes through and goes through. It's true. Well, Carl, you have a great holiday weekend, man. And we appreciate the call as always. Right on. All right, guys, have a good one, man. We'll see you. See you, man. Peace.
All right, man. 208-535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. If we don't get callers, you get Yoko on. Um, I'll walk out this time.
Let's see. Peach has asked this one, um, since college move out season is here, is it illegal to go to the dumpsters and pick up anything that the college students have thrown out, TVs, decor, et cetera? Is he that hard to work in here at the station? Well, it's probably because he's selling all his crap. He's now like, oh, I don't have any stuff.
Where am I going to get some stuff? Dumpster. Dumpster diving. Yeah. Is dumpster diving illegal?
Um, it can be. Yeah, depending on the ordinance. Now it is illegal to go out to the dumps and load stuff, right? Yeah.
And so, uh, but if you're doing it and the dumpster's overflowing the dumps, the garbage man's not going to say a word. Like, thank you. Yeah.
That's the word he's going to say. Thanks. Okay.
You know, and just, uh, be careful. You know, you don't know what kind of the dookies is covering the stuff in the garbage can. Okay.
Garbage cans are gross. Okay. Okay, Barry, you're live on trap. So please turn down your radio. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thank you. Who's this? Yeah.
Uh, my name is Steve. Oh, I just had a couple of quick questions in regards to if I could get question answered about the ordinances on, uh, moving your child out of, uh, his child's seat, like, is there, I know that there's like a weight restriction, but then also from transferring from the backseat to the front seat. How much do you love them? Um, you know, depends on the day and how he listens. I recommend toddlers in the back of the pickup truck bed.
That's, uh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, moving out of his car seat into like from his booster seat to no booster seat, like how tall do they have to be? How much they have to weigh?
Lieutenant crane is researching. Six years old is when you can get them out. And, uh, let me just get to the code. 49672 folks. Now.
And then how, how does there a certain weight limit they have to be or a height to move to the front seat, the passenger seat? Yeah, I'm going to read that to you. Yeah. Right. He, he's pulling that one up right here on his, uh, Yeah.
Top quality. I mean, when I was a little kid, they just tossed us in the back seat. They didn't care about seatbelts back there. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Things were a lot more fun for us kids back in the day. Yeah, it's just like this road is bumpy. Hold on. Or no, it's up to you. Yeah, I remember a few times hitting the roof of the pickup cab. That's for sure. Well, I remember back when we were kids, the corners game was really popular.
You tried to shove your brother out of the door while moving around the corner. Not recommended everybody. Yeah. Yeah.
Please don't try this at home. So Lieutenant Crain is still researching. Oh, no, I'm just waiting for you to quit yakking. Oh, go ahead then.
Oh, sorry. I have that gift again. I'll sit here and talk.
Actually, I pulled up the wrong code. I knew you were still looking odd saying I'm just babbling on like I do that. Come on. If I ask you a side question, though, just for you, has anybody ever told you that your voice sounds like you would look like Jimmy Kimmel? My voice sounds like I would look like Jimmy Kimmel.
Yes, like when I hear your voice, I see Jimmy Kimmel's face. Nobody's ever told me that. I've had people tell me that I sound like a big fat guy because Jay and Brad used to say I was this gigantic huge fat guy and then people would meet me at like concerts and stuff and they're like, no, you're not Victor. Victor is a gigantic huge fat guy. And I'm like, well, I am fat. And they're like, no, he's bigger than that. You're saying I'm just not gigantic. Yeah, exactly. So, well, all right, Jimmy Kimmel, he's a little, he's a handsome fellow, ain't he?
And everybody loves him. Sure. I'm not saying that you'd look like him. I'm saying he sounded like you look like a nut. Yeah, I definitely don't. I'm a little more round and bald and old. Well, he's older than me, I think. But are you still researching?
I'm getting phone calls now. So it says, age of six, unless a child is properly secured and child safety restraint meets the requirements of federal motor code. And that's for a commercial vehicle. And then, yeah, just age of six. Okay, so I can move him out of his car seat?
Or can I move him out of his booster seat from the age of six? Is what I'm trying to find out. Yes.
Yes. Because I have my eight year old still sitting in a booster seat. And he's like, dad, like, come on, man. Like, I don't want to sit in the seat no more.
And I'm just like, you know what, I feel you, bro. Yeah, they used to say six and 60 pounds. And I don't see that in here right now. Okay, so he doesn't have to have any kind of booster seat. Yeah, but he won't be able to see it.
Right. He's eight and he weighs like almost 70 pounds. So Yeah, sounds like according to the law, he'd be fine. You as a parent, it's probably up to you. As for moving him to the front seat, you know, I think the longer you wait to move him into the front seat, the better just because those airbags beat the crap out of a kid.
Yeah, yeah, kids are weak. Okay, do you have like a recommendation on how long we should wait? He's been asking if he can see the path in the passenger seat. And I just figured I'd ask you guys rather than searching on Google myself. Yeah.
What I'm responding back to text messages, schema. Yeah, I was just going to ask what your thoughts are on an age to let somebody sit in the front seat. Well, what my concern would be is their height high enough and their weight high enough for the seat belt to protect them. Yes. Okay, so it has to go over shoulders, not across his neck, I'm assuming on my right. And you can adjust that in a lot of cars. Yeah. So if you yeah, you know, just take a look at them safely.
He's driving down the road with my eight year old and the passenger side seat and then they're like, oh, here's a child in danger minute ticket. Yeah. Now I would imagine if they're pretty well secured. Hopefully the officer discretion if it did need to come in to play would. Um, but yeah, you know, you can at least get a man.
Well, if I get pulled over, I'm be like, we tend to current says it's okay. No. Well, uh, yeah, there you go, man. That's a, I guess what we were able to dig up on that.
If we find any other information, though, we'll throw it out on air. Okay, I appreciate you guys. Thank you so much for your time. Hey, thanks, man. See ya.
Go Mudbae. All right. Or at least Chad Gray on a solo project right now. Heck yeah. I'll get some of that right under a bit too.
Cool. You'll have a good day. You too. All right.
Peach has joined us as well. Call. Yeah. I didn't catch up on my email or my text messages. So that's good.
I know you're working really hard today on this program. Yeah. People who's blown up your phone. Do you not understand your busy busy busy right now? Leave him alone. Sorry, caller.
You're live on the show. Who's this? Ravonda. Oh, we got Ravonda on the show. What's up, Ravonda?
Well, I have a question for Lieutenant Crane. If I get pulled over. You're going down. No. If you pull me over.
You're really going down. If I run, will you let me get a head start? So it's a fair chase.
Absolutely. How far do you want? And let's make a bet on it.
Yeah, let's do it. You know, I would bet Ravonda might be able to run kind of fast. She's small.
So she might be able to pick up some speed. How far are we going? I don't know as far as I can get. Yeah.
How are you on running endurance? So this is a fun story. I stopped a guy down on the river here years ago, right?
And it's for a DUI investigation. He takes off and he's a rabbit. He is flying. So I jump in my car and I just drive for a while because he's along the river and I'm just driving. Then he gets to a place I have to jump out of the car. So I jump out of the car. He's still running.
And as we're running, I just said to him, I said, you just check it to see if I'm working out on the treadmill every night and if it's paying off. And because if I tried to close gap, he'd just burst and take off from me. The guy was in great shape and was out. He was a lot faster than I was. So he was athletic.
I'm like some of the other folks who are soccer players. So finally, he's had enough and he dives down in the bushes and we end up, I end up grabbing him out of the bushes and dragging him out of the water and arresting him. We're sitting there at the jail booking him. He's been super quiet all of a sudden.
He lifts his head up and he goes, yeah, you're working out, paying off. Yep. I do have one more question for you though. Go for it. Okay. Are you guys hiring anyone who's really good at playing Grand Theft Auto?
There's a very fine line between a good cop and a criminal. So yeah. If you're still at the point you can pass the background, we're all in. All right. Well, Ravonda, you have a great day and we'll talk to you real soon. Okay, bye. All right. Bye. So what's up with peaches today? Last night, Lieutenant Crane, I started practicing. I played basketball again for the first time in forever. So you might want to put a couple of weeks into that.
The jump shot is still kind of there, but whenever we want to set that up. Oh, I've been through. How long you been here peaches? Uh, been working here five years. Yeah, I offered this five years ago and now you're coming in threatening me. Well, that's when we had a previous GM.
Have you talked to the current one? Because I'd hate to get all fired up about whooping you. I think he might be on my team. That's true. Did you talk to him? Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's do it.
Okay. I look forward to watching from the side. Because I'm going to give you an elbow to the eyebrow. There's no way I'm going to watch Victor dribble. But you see him in his mouth all the time. I was going to say you see that pretty much every morning when he walked in.
Falling asleep in the studio. Well, speaking of threats, I saw someone online threatening to run someone over with a snowmobile. If they see any liberals out and about in certain areas.
Don't go out, Victor. Now, if they have a snowmobile. Are they Republican? I've met people on both sides of snowmobile. Are you sure? I'm positive about this. It's like people who own guns.
I'm pretty sure I've met lots of liberals with guns. Yeah. This is Idaho.
You'll have to see the Kamalov's hair sticker on the back of the snowmobile. Like an Idaho liberal is, I don't know what I'd compare them to, but they're not like Portland, Oregon. Okay. There's a difference. There's a difference.
So settle down, everybody. Making a threat to run somebody over with a snowmobile is that criminal if you did that on Facebook? Well, what we talked about in the past, it would stand in this position too is you have to have the means of following through. So if I just have verbiage, really nothing there. But if I don't stop, right? I just keep continuing, continuing to harass you, then it'd be harassment.
But for it to be legitimate, you would have to be standing there. I'd have to have my snowmobile there and I'd have to say, if you don't stop, I'm going to run you over. If you don't stop being a liberal, I'm going to rush you over with my snowmobile.
If you don't take that Bernie Sanders sticker off your car, I'm going to run you over with my snowmobile. I'm going to wrap it up. Okay. Just checking. Yep. Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Oh, it's me again. Crazy Carl with a liberal. We're going to get a T-shirt.
Crazy Carl with a liberal. So Sergeant train, if you ever, in my younger years, I might have run across about 10 times. I don't know. I lost count. Well, no, you ran out of fingers. Yeah, I remember the cops barefoot. I was wondering if you ever, like nine times out of 10 that I ran from the cops, I would jump up a tree. They never look up trees. I got away every time, but have you ever caught anybody running from you that ran up a tree and you found them?
Yes. Oh, you didn't find me. Did you remember many cops?
Let's see. I was in Pocatello. It's actually the American Falls Residence from 96 to 98. Sounds like you need to get to work, Carl. No, I do. I do. I do. Yeah. I got a bunch of people in my washbasin slapping at me.
Oh man. My co-worker said, what does it take to get a camper off the street? A little muscle. A little try. A little motivation.
I don't know if there's things. I don't know where Kenny just went. Hey, Kenny, you want to be on the radio? Come here, dude. Here.
Oh, you might want to keep your button on your hand on the red button there. Kenny, no bad language. No bad language.
But so... If somebody was arrested for 400 grams of meth and their camper was towed out to the street, what would it take to get that camper removed from the street? Okay. So what you do is contact the local police. Let them know it's abandoned. They'd come and mark it as abandoned. It's set for 48 hours and then come and tow it.
Okay. Because we stuck it right in front of the mailboxes. So hopefully the What kind of people you guys hanging out with down in that shop? You never know what kind of people you run into around here. I would love to put a shout out to Fremont County Sheriff's Office, so they just took off 110 pounds of meth. I saw that article. The biggest meth buster of all time. That's about what? As much weight as Lieutenant Crane. Oh, yes. Well, he gets one game lined up and gets lippy.
I think he needs a booster seat for this car. So you have to contact the locals, man. They'll get you handled. I'll put your in print down. Awesome. Thank you. Thanks, man. Peace.
Bye. Poor people that they parked in front of their mailboxes. They just haven't been getting their bills. That's a good way to avoid having to pay your bills.
Yeah, the post office, they don't care. They're like, I need to stop. I have to stop. That's blocked. The mail man didn't bring it.
How am I supposed to pay something that I didn't know about? You remember Cliff and I. I think the differences are probably too dated for the average aged listener, Lieutenant Crane. Kay, Barry, you're live on Traffic School powered by the F. I told you about the girl at the donut shop this morning. I know she knows.
She owes me a donut too. You're live on the show. Who's this? This is Will.
Will, what's up, dude? So I have a question about driver's permits. If I get my daughter a permit to sign up for driver's ed, can she legally drive in a car with me before driver's ed? Well, come July 1st, it's going to be on the parents to teach the children. So if you can still get her in a class, she has to go through a certain amount before that.
But yeah, she can drive with a person over 18 years old in the passenger seat. Okay. That's all I needed. Okay. All right. Thanks, man.
Have a good one. You gotta have that permit though. So you'll still have to get the permit.
Yep. So you guys will still make a little money off these poor kids. You've seen those ruckus we made in the legislation this year asking for a raise because we lost all our employees and they're like, there is no money and we don't get any of that money. I thought that I just read the economy is prospering.
I saw it on the news. Here he goes again. Kay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Josie. Josie, what's up? Not much. How are you gentlemen this morning? Doing pretty good.
I'm with Victor. What's that tell you? I mean, I got a cop hanging out in there, keeping an eye on me. Right on, right on. And my question for you is the intersection here in Rexburg, airport road, pioneer road, main street, the double D diamond. Well, down here at the stop light, why can't we do something about the people that think they're better than everybody else at certain hours and block that intersection? So those of us on airport road can't turn or the people coming across the street from pioneer road can't turn.
I mean, you guys could sit here and write citations and get a quota every day. So what you're saying is the lights turning red and they're pulling out in the intersection and blocking it. Well, when the lights green on main street and they're heading to highway 20, then they park bumper to bumper, blocking that intersection. Meanwhile, we miss our lights because they've got the intersection blocks. That's what I'm saying. They're parking in the intersection because they're not supposed to enter until it's clear on the other side. So you're absolutely right. I'll tell you what, that's during prime times, right?
Like early in the morning and like five o'clock at night. Yep. Okay. I'll do your favor.
I'll send somebody up there. I mean, 90% of them sit there, block the intersection. They're on their cell phone as well.
You know, I mean, well, what else are you gonna do? traffic. The traffic report, you know, there's plenty of revenue for the county and everybody around here that you know that they're missing out on. Well, unfortunately, the state police gets nothing from writing citations.
Me and Victor argue about this all the time, but we don't get any revenue off citation issues. He's got these gold coins falling out his pockets all the time. Now tips aren't no. Hey, let me ask you this. If I go to a restaurant where I order everything, I get my own drink, I carry my tray to my table, I carry my tray back, put all my garbage in the can and they ask for a tip when I put my card in. Shouldn't I be able to ask for a tip as a police officer? I think you should be able to. I actually do.
Same as I should be able to ask for tips as radio DJ. You can guess my Venmo name. It's really easy to guess. Okay, Dan Money. You gotta do that April 1st.
You gotta full on just have an iPad ready to go, spin it around and pull somebody over and please like wear a cam or something. That's the day that I put in my retirement. Yeah, they probably wouldn't find it very funny. Well, Colonel. It was April Fool's Day, Colonel. Come on. No sense of humor on this, huh?
There's no movement. Oh, you're serious. Well, Lieutenant Crane's gonna send out the forces. So good luck. Good luck, Rexford.
That'll be fun. Thank you. You gentlemen have a great day. You too, man. See ya. Bye. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Okay, real quick on that. That's when officer discretion comes into effect, right?
Because you're gonna have like four to eight vehicles in the intersection blocking it. Yeah. So he's got to pick one.
He can't stop all eight. Yeah. Right. So they're gonna be like, it's because I'm driving the red car. Exactly. You don't like to look at my face, do you? Stop making whatever noise you're making. Wow.
You're driving on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is me again.
Of course. Of course it'd be crazy, Jay, making a bunch of racket. Get out of the intersection, Jay.
Yes. You can't stay parked there all day. Well, now you're one of these people to pay off cops out here. I'll try anything to stay out of trouble. I could either get a little payment or give you a little party. A jail is not a party. It depends.
No, I says you got to go to jail. We can do a blanket party out on the street. A little pig party. Have you ever been to a pig party, Jay?
No, I have not. We'll bring you one. I was gonna say, I think I went to one of those at the Melaleuca um Just playing officers.
You're all the best. All of a sudden that 110 pounds of meth is planted at your front door. And your door is blown off. Yeah. Well, Jay, again, have a good weekend. Thanks for turning up problems, Jay. Jay, before you go, will you be my point guard for the basketball team against Lieutenant Crane?
I would love that. And wear your little cute mask. Hey, beat your sense up, you little. All right, Jay. All right.
Well, we'll stay in touch on that. You have an awesome holiday, man. All right, you guys too.
Bye. So I couldn't resist when he said pig party. We fed you good. It was good. It was good. And you know, thanks again to all of our fine, upstanding law enforcement in Idaho State Police, Idaho Falls Police, the Bonneville County Police, Banett County, even though they annoyed me one time.
Now he has problems, knows. All of our local officers. Thank you for what you do. And I hope the weekend everybody can be safe.
Lots of people traveling. Don't be an idiot. Be, you know, situationally aware. Don't speed.
Yeah. Slow down, build time into your travels. Be attentive.
And most importantly, put your phone down and stay, pay attention to what you're doing. Yeah. If you're pulling a trailer, you know, drive cautiously, watch out for motorcycles. Yeah. The guys on the hogs.
Because we're in the 100 deadliest days of driving now. That's right. So, you know, everybody be careful. We want everyone to have a safe holiday weekend. And I assume you got plans. I was going to go camping, but I got a to-do list at home. I got to get done first. Yeah. I'm going to try to do a whole lot of nothing.
I figured as much. Well, see, I'm the, I'm the boss this weekend. I'm in charge. You're living alone, huh? No, no, I'm the boss of this place. Oh.
See the backpack? That's a very important. You really want me to look at, huh? Jade left it for me and said, this is very important. Take it with you. There's going to be a guy come up named Sid.
Don't let anybody see him as Sid. And I think that radio he gave me is actually police scanner. So, well, I hope you have a good holiday weekend. And yeah, we should be just back to normal next Friday. So thanks as always, Lieutenant Crane. Thank you, collars. Traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys every Friday morning at 8.45. Traffic school is a production of River Bend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com.