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the CrossFit Games.

And the teens have started announcing

workouts along with the adaptives.

And we had a nice chat this morning.

Does that mean we know what the Masters

of Games athlete is up against?

Not a bit.

Because not even close.

Even talk.

even close i will say this i saw

that workout that uh and it took me

a second before i realized it was for

the teens um because they just said

crossfit games on it or whatnot and i

had to go read it and it's like

oh pitt prodigy got it that looks like

a fun workout that looks like a workout

i might actually do tomorrow evening

because i'm going to swim in the morning

but that might that looks like a fun

workout to do um so i don't know

who's pro do we know who programs pitt

uh pitt uh brock and i'm assuming

Kevin Ogre.

They are working together this year.

I find it interesting that Pitt decided

not to team with Legends,

but team with Adaptive this year.

I don't.

I'm making a bunch of assumptions with

that whole move.

But just saying, kind of interesting.

It's fine.

Vicky, nineteen ninety nine for the girls.

Thank you so much, Vicky.

I'm sure they appreciate it.

Yeah,

I was going to say they appreciate every

single every single, you know,

I can only give.

Yeah, I can only give two bucks.

It doesn't matter.

It's two dollars more than what they had

before.

Believe me when I tell you.

And for Carolyn,

that converts to a lot Canadian.

Right.

Yeah.

I don't know Carolina well,

but I know Jamie,

and I can guarantee you she's going to

be almost embarrassed by whatever money we

end up giving her by the end of

the week.

So please, if you can, help her out.

Shana Bunce, I think I know why.

Yeah.

Maybe.

I'm betting.

I'm betting.

I'm betting.

I think you do.

I'm betting you probably do know.

Yeah, a hundred percent.

A hundred percent.

Yeah.

I don't really have anything written down.

I don't know if I've said this on

the show before, but I hate my job.

I'm trying to remember if you've ever said

that.

Gosh.

And before Amanda asks, yes,

every meeting today could have been an

email.

Every meeting today could have been an

email.

But it's taken me away from all the

stuff I want to do.

The only thing I got to do today,

CrossFit or for the podcast was I got

to read an article done by Vicki.

She's an excellent writer.

And I really enjoyed it.

Other than that, nothing.

She's an excellent writer.

Good job, Vicki.

I should read whatever she wrote.

Maybe I can get her to send it

to me.

Isn't that every meeting?

It's ninety percent of the meetings.

I will give you ten percent are legit

and need to happen.

But man.

uh i've been in meetings this was a

long time ago but i've been in meetings

where i actually said this doesn't need to

be happening right now like you could have

sent us a freaking text message and it

had been okay uh andrew stanton says if

you know why they split why don't you

say so because i don't it would all

be an assumption on my part and you

know what happens when you assume

It is taking little bits of information

that I've had over the years and putting

it together to guess why.

I have not talked to Pitt.

I have not talked to Adaptive.

I have not talked to Bob and Joe.

So it would all be an assumption on

my part.

And I would be irresponsible to give my

reasoning why they split.

More so with the last two than the

other ones because you've talked to the

pit people within the past probably year

and a half or so because I remember

them being on the show.

Yeah.

And I did.

The last person I've talked to is Brock

at the combined teen age group games last

year during the event.

Yep.

In person, we talked,

we had a conversation.

I believe that I got some information in

that that led me to believe why this

is happening now.

As it turns out.

Vicky, where can we read your stuff?

Yes, Vicky, where can we read your stuff?

One,

you can go to BeLimitlessVicky on

Instagram.

Is it BeLimitlessVicky?

BeLimitless...

pretty sure it's be limitless it might be

be limitless something on instagram and i

think she puts links to stuff there hold

on yeah be limitless vicky and she has

a link tree gotta love those link trees

all the functional things dr v

just read that dr v dr v i

am going to forever now refer to her

as dr v because i did not know

that previously i i i what i love

about vicky's writing is oftentimes it's

how i feel yeah

And she's much better at the writing

piece.

It's probably because I don't read books

anymore.

Actively not reading books.

Actively avoiding any type of paper in

front of you.

Yeah.

There's a piece of paper in front of

me.

I'll read it.

It's when it's bound together as one big

object.

Someone bound three hundred pages

together.

What is wrong with you?

Get that away from me, Scott.

Probably.

Yep.

Yep.

Yeah, Tessa,

the so we addressed this on Monday.

I met Lisa Wells a few years back

when we interviewed Sidney.

And she is one of the,

she was one of the sweetest people I've

ever met in my life.

It,

I was very sad to see that news.

Um, and feel bad for Sydney and Brooke.

Um, speaking of interviewing Sydney,

I got this notice on my computer that

my Google storage space was almost used

up.

Oh no.

And that I could pay an extra fifty

bucks a year if I wanted to expand

that storage.

Well,

I am not paying fifty more dollars to

expand my storage.

I have like five hard drives with all

the content from all the years of doing

this thing, right?

Every show is on a hard drive that

we've ever done.

so i'm like i'm just going to start

scrubbing it and deleting all the stuff

because a lot of times like when i'm

on the road i capture something on one

item and i have to move it over

to another item and so i feed that

to the google drive and then download it

to whatever device i'm trying to do so

i was going through dude i have not

scrubbed this thing probably since

wow and i am seeing all of these

interviews that i've done over the years

just kind of come flooding back to me

this morning and i'm and i'm not really

a look back guy i'm more of a

look forward guy that's how i've always

been right and um but man i really

had to take a step back and like

there's amanda barnhart being interviewed

there's

Rebecca Fusile, Ariel Lowen, Emily Rolfe,

Alex Kazan, tons of Saxon.

Well, yeah.

Tons of Saxon.

It was just really a cool walk down

memory lane.

As I'm deleting it all.

As you're deleting it all.

Look,

I do that with the pictures on my

phone going back through and like,

you know, just going, okay, I need to,

like I have entirely too many pictures on

my phone.

I'm never going to keep all these.

What am I doing with all this stuff?

And I go back and I'm like,

i don't want to delete this one because

it's a picture of jameson and she's like

three and she's doing something cute even

though there's five more in that line and

she's making almost the exact same face

and i'm like i can't surely i can't

get rid of any of these yeah yeah

i used to do that when i was

uh djing and i had my music on

a hard drive uh i would do the

same thing like you go through every once

in a while you know with duplicates of

stuff

you know, or different remixes, this,

that, whatever.

And I would go to not start listening

to it.

Cause you know,

maybe I named it something off the wall

and I would do the same thing.

And I would go, Oh, I didn't even,

wow.

I did not know I had this.

Oh, this is the, Oh shit.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

you start getting nostalgic and then like

that's a easy easy easy rabbit hole to

fall very very deep off into and you

look up and like four hours have passed

by like i have to get work done

holy this isn't cool at all yeah the

some of the crazy ones were like a

a a year old annika greer um

like, because you like back in the day,

I couldn't get any of the big names

when I first started.

So my goal was to get all the

young athletes that hadn't quite broke it.

And like,

then maybe I could build this thing to

where they would then we'd become friends

and they'd come on.

And that worked for a good chunk of

them.

Yeah.

So there's like a lot of people like

my first interview with Ariel was before

she ever made the games.

um and so that it was just really

cool too huh oh yeah oh yeah i've

i interviewed colton a couple times before

the games uh jenny soak uh eight three

two zero twenty dollars for the game for

the girls thank you so much i didn't

even have to flex for it we doing

all right this morning i tell you what

And so that was kind of the wild

ride is seeing all these people way back

when they were young and before they had

made the games.

I do have to say, like,

I know Colton's going to be on the

CrossFit Games,

the sport of fitness podcast at one

o'clock today.

Like, I love Colton.

And I love Chase,

but what is there left to say?

So I hear you're a former of some

sorts.

Like, I'm with you.

I mean, I get it.

They're interviewing everybody or however

many people, whatever.

And scheduling, you know,

Colton's available.

Cool.

Let's talk to Colton.

But good Lord, man.

And I love the dude.

Absolutely love the dude.

But good Lord,

how many times can you ask him about,

so you get up at four o'clock every

morning and go feed the pigs and do

all that?

Yeah, he's been doing it.

You work all day and train?

And train.

He's been saying the same shit since the

first time everybody was freaking out

about it.

And now everybody knows.

And it's not just that he's doing pig

stuff anymore.

Now they got the soap that they're

selling,

like the homestead products and blah,

blah, blah, whatever.

So like he's doing, yeah,

he's doing all this other stuff.

And if you've been in the space for

more than ten minutes and know who he

is, you already know this stuff.

It's not a secret.

And none of this is Colton's fault.

None of this is Colton's fault.

Before people rained down on me,

like my comment about the boys

interrupted.

Here we go.

This is not Colton's fault.

He should take advantage of all of this

because his brand is expanding.

He has created Homestead products because

of all this.

All that is great for him.

Me as a viewer is I'm,

I want, yes.

I want to hear an interview with Holly

Tynan.

I don't even know who she is.

I'm sure.

I'm sure.

But the sport of fitness podcast is

CrossFit.

Yeah.

They're the ones,

them and Dave are the ones that I

want to see expose these people.

Other people can do it too.

I'm not taking, it's not coming out right.

It's all a jumbled mess in my head

and it's,

I think it's lazy of CrossFit to keep

going back to the same well.

It was my same comment about Boys

Interrupted.

They've got their phone number.

It's an easy call.

They keep doing the same thing.

Sure.

They come to the ranch.

They go to the military base.

They do the open announcements because we

got their phone number.

start reaching out to some of these other

athletes and doing the same thing with

them and give them some exposure as well.

There's new people.

There's rookies.

There's people we haven't talked to.

There's people we haven't spoke a whole

lot to.

There's the new kids that are coming up

and coming through.

And what else are you going to talk

to Colton about at this point?

That's my question.

What else are you going to talk to

Colton about?

I don't know.

I can't think of anything.

Hey, your hog scrub's really good.

I have a bar of it in my

shower at home.

It's amazing.

Fantastic.

What are we going to do now?

I... Let's go back to Ricky Bobby.

I'll put it on,

but I'll listen to that at like two

speed.

Just because I'm only listening to see if

there's something new.

That's it.

I mean, you get Ricky Bobby and...

Car ran real good.

Car ran real good.

I don't know what to do with my

hands.

I mean,

and it would be the same thing if

they would go and talk to Justin or

Dallin or Jason or some of the girls.

Like, bro,

we know their life inside and out.

Let's go talk to the Harley Tynons of

the world.

Who is she?

Legitimately, who is she?

I have absolutely no idea.

Word on the street is the athletes may

be able to wear their own clothes at

the games for the Masters.

Only enough uniform for opening ceremonies

and one other workout.

If that's the case, then that's...

i'm okay with wearing my own clothes

wonder if i could wear games gear from

why wouldn't you here's here's my thing

the only thing about that's cool about

wearing your own clothes is it gives

sponsorship opportunities absolutely and

it may only be a couple bucks but

you could promote a product or a sport

while you're or another thing while you're

out there and it gives you the opportunity

to earn a buck or two

You could even sell spots at that point,

potentially, if you've got enough reach,

you've got enough people that you know

that would potentially want to throw some

sponsorship dollars at you just to wear a

shirt with their name on it,

whatever the case may be.

If I'm a t-shirt company,

make a really cool-ass shirt that you turn

into a jersey that actually catches

people's eye.

hundred percent i would be covered in imam

company swag from head to toe if they

would let us wear our own stuff like

if i made the games and they're like

just wear whatever you want but to say

that they're only going to give you enough

uniforms for the opening ceremonies and

maybe one other workout like that's let

that's down from last year which is down

from the year before that yeah um

What was I going to say here?

Wayne asked me to get Holly Tynan on

the show.

Yeah.

I have not done an interview in a

long time.

I think Justin Kotler maybe a little bit

ago, maybe earlier this year.

But man, was that in February?

Yeah.

Like it's probably been five,

six months since I've interviewed anybody

and really probably a full year since I've

had, I've done full interviews.

I think you had Justin on,

when did he announce that he was going

to HWPO?

Yeah.

So I want to say it was not

long after that.

I've had him on so many times,

it's hard to know exact dates.

But regardless of all that,

Megan Apostolaris jumped on board with us

on Sunday night.

And I was like, man, this is fun.

I forgot how fun it was to do

any of this.

And Megan's fantastic.

She's easy to talk to.

And so I'm like, you know what?

I'm going to start reaching out to some

people.

But just so you guys know,

I'm going to reach out to people that

I am interested in knowing more about.

And,

and not just because they're a name in

the sport or whatever.

Yeah.

And, uh,

so tomorrow we're having a special guest

on tomorrow's show and it is Bailey,

mayor of VA mayor.

Oh, I get this.

Apparently this week,

we're only having people on the show with

names, hard to pronounce and names,

hard to pronounce and harder to spell

postularis on Sunday night.

And.

bailey mavigliera i think is what it is

tomorrow i believe you um i'll have it

by tomorrow i swear

We'll have it nailed down by then.

Not a big deal.

But anyway,

she is a she was a team athlete.

I think she podiumed in the games like

seventeen, sixteen, seventeen era.

She competed as a Masters this year.

Unfortunately,

she was one of the people who got

dinged on her cleans.

But she also competed in American

Gladiator.

And she did Xenon.

She's interesting, folks.

And she's an affiliate owner.

Even better.

So with all that,

we're going to have her on tomorrow.

Talk about how you get involved in

American Gladiator, why she jumped in,

why did she say yes.

We're going to talk about her experiences

at Xenon, what she felt it was like,

and all that.

So tomorrow, lunchtime,

we're having a guest.

We're having a guest over,

so be on your best behavior.

Or your behavior.

Whatever that ends up looking like.

But as always,

the chat will be open to ask questions

and all of that stuff.

We're going to keep this an open-ended

show with you guys having the ability to

jump in.

And your donations to Jamie and Carolyn

will still be taken.

There you go.

Despite the fact that we have a guest.

So by all means,

every little bit helps y'all for sure.

Avera, I thought Cordway had retired.

I did too,

and I have this ready to pull up

because Avera has to...

And I was going to call this news

that doesn't matter news.

Doesn't matter news.

And I'm not being mean because... No,

but honestly...

Interviews that I deleted this morning,

a couple of them were with Sam.

And Sam is an awesome dude.

And I love talking to him.

But Brute has announced he is now a

Brute athlete.

But... Okay.

We haven't seen him...

compete he did wfp one i think i

think he's i think did he finish wfp

one i think he started wfp one did

he make it all the way through i

don't even know dude nobody knows i want

to say the last time i saw him

on a competition floor was on a team

with rich wasn't that a thing like uh

i think he went to the games one

year after that okay

Yeah, he – twenty-three games?

Something along those lines.

Whatever – it wasn't Rich's last fling,

whenever that was.

It was close to that.

Yeah,

I remember seeing him because he was going

toe-to-toe with Nick Matthew on the lifts

in twenty-three.

Okay.

And it's just a vivid memory for me.

I don't know.

Oh, here we go.

Backdoor manager Joseph.

He pulled out of the twenty three games.

Yep.

So he was there and he did the

lift because he was right beside Nick

Matthew.

And it was whoever went first,

Nick or him would do a weight and

then the other would add five pounds.

Yeah.

Okay.

I do remember that.

I do remember that.

And it was just like head to head.

Are we going to see more mayhem people

leave to go to Brute?

I don't know what the deal is.

I think it's just like anything else,

right?

Brute had the champ.

Jason wins the games.

James won before that.

So now they're on a little bit of

a run.

They've got Emma and...

name somebody they're probably they have

two women too i uh it doesn't matter

but anyway i think that they're just the

it it camp right now i mean you

got the champ you've got what three out

of potentially four people who could on

the podium that are all brute athletes on

the men's side

yeah oh yeah people are gonna go oh

yeah hayley people are gonna go fee mr

goffy if you want to learn more about

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At this point,

you should rename Mayhem Jump Ship.

The problem, Trish,

is I think that's already taken and

trademarked and copyrighted.

a little bit a little bit um i

think it's like anything else dude it goes

through cycles right you see people leave

they go different camp they go here they

go there they move to this one they

don't like that one for a little while

um i think it works a whole lot

better with uh nowadays with you know the

no hard feelings thing like hey i've been

here it's been great whatever but i just

want to get a fresh pair of eyes

on what i'm doing

I want to get a slightly different

perspective on how to train and what seems

to be working for these guys.

Maybe it'll work for me.

Worst case scenario,

I can go back to what I was

doing before.

And here's the part that a lot of

people won't say.

A lot of times an athlete will

underperform their own expectations.

And rather than looking inward,

look at external factors that may be

causing that.

And so you get a lot of people

looking at, well,

it must be the programming.

It must be the coaching that's not getting

me to the podium of the CrossFit Games.

So I need to jump over to this

group because they're putting people on

the podium.

Surely it can't be that I skipped my

rowing intervals for three out of four

weeks last week.

That has nothing to do with it.

It's got to be somewhere else.

Not saying that that's what Sam did by

any stretch of the imagination,

because we have no idea.

But I know a lot of that type

of stuff happens,

especially once your ego gets involved.

And you're like, well, I mean,

I'm a fantastic athlete.

Surely,

it can't just be me and my effort

and what I am willing to put out.

I need to go somewhere else.

And that's why you get like camp jumpers.

Danielle Brennan.

Sarah Sigmund's daughter.

Sarah.

Sarah was the original.

She was the OG camp jumper.

Sarah was the original.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a coach that

has not coached Sarah.

It'd be easier to do at this point.

And what's crazy is like she was two-time

podium CrossFit Games athlete.

And then she started jumping camp to camp.

And when she started that,

she never saw that success again.

And then to her credit or in her

defense or whatever,

she started getting injured.

and has been battling, fighting,

get healthy, battling, fighting,

get healthy.

I know what you're fitting to say.

Don't put words in my mouth, Corey.

While she was being injured,

she was also moving from coach to coach.

All of that happened at the same time,

right?

So she left her coach in twenty seventeen,

went to mayhem.

Yeah,

I remember that from that point forward.

There were a good four years it was

not due to injury.

Right.

You're not wrong.

Then at that point,

it became an injury thing.

Yeah.

DB has other troubles.

Yeah.

DB is that coach that comes in and

wins right away.

it can't last can't it won't it won't

last when the flame burns that hot yep

it's only sustainable for a year or two

hundred percent look at how good this is

amazing it is oh no it's not even

contained anymore trish

yeah yeah comp train doesn't even exist as

it is called complete training now so they

can still use the word comp and they

just changed it from competition to

complete and i know that because we still

follow it at my gym mostly it's just

silly but no they have no actual

Not that I've heard of.

Last thing I heard was Cole was in

charge of the programming and was going to

be like the head coach or whatever for

elites, but they do not have any elites.

They've been de-affiliated for quite some

time.

As far as I know,

they're still de-affiliated.

I know more about them than I care

to think about them.

So apparently there's been an update.

The Masters athletes are getting tickets

for the whole weekend.

Really?

Sad, though,

that Lita already bought her tickets.

Ouch.

Lita, if I was going,

I'd buy your tickets from you.

But unfortunately,

I'm going to be in Kansas City that

weekend.

Sorry.

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I was doing it before it was cool.

DB equals Dennis Rodman.

I think that's a good analogy.

The hair color for certain.

Well, not only the hair color,

but phenomenal athlete.

Nobody better at certain things,

at certain aspects of their job than

Dennis Rodman was and Daniel Brandon is.

But Dennis Rodman couldn't stay with the

team more than a couple years.

And usually there were a handful of

suspensions in those couple of years.

They want a playoff run.

And he told Phil Jackson,

I need a vacation.

And he flew and gave him what?

Forty eight hours to fly to Vegas and

come back.

And that's exactly what he did.

And they won the next game like he

flew in.

That it was special.

It was special.

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Yeah.

I don't know if you guys get annoyed

by...

spam texts these days it used to be

spam um email it used to be spam

calls phone ringing off the hook my mom

has to have a landline because where she

lives you can't get self-service oh that

phone rings all day every five minutes oh

i bet it does all day long but

you want to know how to handle a

spam texter

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not the first time i've done this matter

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get one like the political ones i just

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have to worry about that but the ones

that try to start a conversation with you

those are my favorite because

I have free time.

Like my job allows me to in between

while I'm doing stuff,

I have five to ten minutes to go

ahead and just entertain myself at

whoever's on the other line's expense,

I guess you could say.

So I got one this morning.

And you just got to reply, really,

because they don't know who you are.

And it always starts off kind of like

cagey or whatnot.

So this is what I did this morning

right here.

Song lyrics work well, folks, just saying.

So this is what I got this morning.

May I speak with you briefly?

And I was like, my name isn't briefly.

And as soon as they said, what, Monica,

I don't understand what you mean.

I had two options there.

I could have gone fast and furious,

Monica.

Or the first thing that actually sprang to

mind,

as soon as you said Monica was Mambo

number five.

So I just started singing the chorus to

Mambo number five and I just waited until

they responded.

And then you just go a little bit

of Monica in my life and you get

the question marks.

And then a little bit of Erica by

my side and like, I'm so confused.

Maybe I dialed the wrong number.

And I was like a little bit of

Rita's all I need.

And then,

So that ended like this, right?

With a little bit of Tina's What I

See.

And then since then,

actually while we've been live is I got

it.

So after a little bit of Tina's What

I See, they actually responded back.

So it's not a bot.

And the reason why I know it's not

a bot is because they said,

did you see Tina's vagina?

And I was like, wow,

that's so it's not AI.

Like there's actually a person in the lab.

And so I just kept going.

I said a little bit of Sandra's in

Sandra and the sun.

And then they responded back and said,

Mambo No.

Five isn't a good song.

Honestly, your taste is terrible.

And to which I responded,

coming from somebody who's trying to spam

someone, that's fucking rich.

Right up in that area.

I was like, dude, you can't.

You don't get to tell me that my

taste in music is terrible when you're

sitting there trying to spam me.

That's not a thing.

We don't play those games.

So, folks,

our Clydesdale Media top tip of the day

is that if you are getting spam texts,

don't just get frustrated.

Get even.

Spam them back.

Text works both ways.

I'm just telling you right now.

Joseph, you're not wrong.

The last one I did was, oh man,

I have to go back and find it.

But you just start putting in song lyrics

and like whatever ones I had put,

it was almost like a conversation.

So like they were actually responding to

the song lyrics and

It was fantastic.

That one went on for like two hours.

This lasted about thirty five,

forty minutes,

something along those lines.

But by all means, folks, text for text,

spam text go both ways.

They can read what you're saying.

Hit them back.

That's what I'm saying.

They hit you.

Hit them back.

Vicky sent me something.

I'm trying to get it over to my

Google Drive now that it's all cleaned up.

Now that it's all,

there's nothing in there anymore.

So I can pull it up to show

y'all.

So do you know what Snoop Dogg does

to recover?

I'm so confused.

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That is fantastic.

I just found the other one I did.

The last one I did.

Do you know the song September by Earth,

Wind and Fire?

Oh, yeah, man.

It's one of my favorite songs of all

time.

Do you remember?

Yeah.

So the last one I got started,

I just got a random text and said,

I saw this number while cleaning up my

phone.

Who is this?

And I said, Joe.

And I said, a very familiar name.

My name is Brittany.

Do you remember me?

And that's how my brain works.

Like, as soon as I heard,

do you remember me?

I was like, earth, wind and fire.

So I said,

do you remember the twenty third night of

September?

And she said, no.

chasing the clouds away i said love was

changing the minds of pretenders and then

they sent me oh yeah dude like that

was a whole thing this is my picture

what impression do you have of me and

i just kept going i was like while

chasing the blues away our hearts are

ringing and our in the key that our

souls were saying like it takes a little

while and that's a that's one that they

don't know apparently first time they

texted they knew mambo number five but

Oh,

I assume we had collaborated on a project

before.

And I was like,

how the star stole the night away.

Yeah.

The last thing they said was,

I don't understand what you mean.

If you don't mind,

can you send me a picture?

And I just put the chorus.

Hey, hey, hey.

Body, I say, do you remember?

uh andrew stinn says on a different song

note this saturday july fourth is a

perfect for the song saturday yes indeed

that's andrew thank you andrew stinn that

is going to be i'm going to play

that saturday i absolutely will i'm not

even going to a park but it doesn't

matter so we

My wife and I don't do big crowds

anymore.

We just don't, right?

Nope.

But the neighboring suburb here,

they do a concert every Fourth of July.

And they pull out all the stops to

bring in somebody that was big in my

day.

Maybe not like hitting the charts anymore.

Sure.

But someone big in my day.

and so like a couple years ago was

john fogarty they brought in joe walsh

they brought in joan jett like stuff like

that right not the blackhawks just joan

jett i i don't think she's with the

black hearts anymore that's a shame i

think that a falling out terrible terrible

terrible um but this year they're having

the wallflowers oh and you can consider

getting out of our pajamas in the evening

and actually going over to watch the

wallflowers.

My wife just bought us tickets.

We are going actually back.

I say by Tristan, North Houston area.

But we're going back to the same place

we went and saw Pitbull in C...

Gosh darn it.

It's not a good time when you can't

remember the artist.

My brain is fried.

The Black Crows and Whiskey Meyers.

which is going to be fantastic I'm a

huge Black Rose fan if you ever hear

me sing karaoke there's a really really

good chance I'm going to sing baby here

I am I'm a man don't sing like

that's hard to handle

That's my favorite.

That's my karaoke jam right there.

And then Whiskey Myers is outstanding.

And there's another band that's playing.

It's like Southern Rock, basically,

all night long.

So we'll actually be able to sit down

and see instead of everybody jumping,

all the children jumping up and down for

Pitbull.

It'll be a little bit different.

I'm excited.

But yeah, dude,

I would have gone to see Joe Walsh

just to hear him.

So we had friends that their property

backed up to the school where the concerts

happen.

Right.

And you could sit around their fire pit

and hear the concert like you were there.

Nice.

So we went to their house for Fogarty,

for Joe Walsh.

I missed Joan Jett because I'm on the

Blackheart side.

Scott's a Blackhearts fan never was much

on Joan did like the Blackhearts though

yeah but they don't live there anymore so

that's not an option anymore I would

probably go see the Wallflowers dude Jacob

Dillon is like the real deal it's ten

bucks to get in I don't know if

I can afford that

I got ten bucks for you.

I'll fit in with you before we get

out of here.

I'll send twenty so you and Julie can

both go.

Yeah.

I'm just kidding.

It's a great deal.

But you can't buy tickets unless you're a

resident of this suburb until today.

Okay.

Because they let all the residents have

first dibs on seating.

That makes sense.

Dude, I would go.

They're a good band.

Oh, they're great.

Yeah.

think underrated as a thing like they got

kind of skipped over in the nineties

whenever they were popular i enjoyed them

uh the eagles live rendition of i can't

tell you why the best i love that

song i'm a huge eagles fan in general

oh yeah i had that hell freezes over

live cd tell you how old i am

yeah i've had it like three times in

my life

Um, and I would,

when I was a freshman at Nichols,

I would put that on in,

at my apartment and just sit on my

back deck and everybody,

I hope everybody around me like the

Eagles.

Cause you guys,

what you about to hear as a fan

is a phenomenal album.

Uh, that was a great era.

Wallflowers, Metro box, Tony, et cetera.

Yeah.

The other band that's coming close is

Google dolls,

which is one of my top five bands

of all time.

I'd give up forever to touch you.

That's my least favorite song of theirs.

I mean,

it's just the first one that comes to

mind.

Right.

Baby's black balloon makes her fly.

I mean, whatever.

We can get off on that.

Long Way Down got me hooked right off

the bat.

And then Name and Black Balloon and all

those.

Thank you, Tristan.

That is an incredibly difficult song to

sing, mostly because of all the harmony.

If you don't know,

It's fucking dropping me bananas right

now.

It's a Crosby, Stills, and Nash song,

right?

No, that is the Eagles.

Oh.

It's incredibly difficult to sing.

There's a video of them harmonizing it.

Before they went on stage.

Before they went on stage.

Dude, that's a fantastic song.

I saw the wallflowers.

I saw the wallflowers at the DC airport

when I was eighteen.

I just stared in awe.

You know,

the most insane thing that ever happened

to me musically in my life is I

used to be a karaoke junkie.

Not so much anymore,

but I still like to go and participate

here and there.

So I was on a business trip.

up in Cleveland and we're staying at a

holiday and, and they had karaoke in the,

in the lounge.

Those are the best karaoke's right.

Yeah.

Cause it's all random strangers.

In the middle of a holiday and right.

Yeah.

So we were sitting there hanging out and

I'm putting in a song here and there

and I'm having a few cold beverages with

my friends.

And all of a sudden,

this mob of people walk in not like

like all together hanging out like a big

group i'm like those guys look familiar

and all of a sudden this group gets

up on stage it was the plain white

tees and they did karaoke to their own

song

So, and I'm sure you,

what's it like in New York city?

I'm sure you've done this before.

Cause you've sang karaoke probably as much

as I had,

which has been a whole lot,

but like you get up and right before

it starts, you're like,

I wrote this one night before we came

on stage.

They actually did.

And then like,

then the whole crowd was just like,

they wanted them to stay up there.

Yeah.

So they did one, two, three, four,

that one.

That's outstanding, dude.

It was awesome.

I'm going to tell you what we got

to experience or what I got to experience

on Brody's cruise.

The last cruise we did last year is

they had bandioki.

So instead of having a karaoke DJ,

they had the little house band that was

playing on different parts of the ship

every night.

And you had a list you could pick

from and you got to sing with the

band.

That was outstanding.

Cause I've never got to sing with an

actual band before.

That was fun.

That was fun.

There was another person there that night.

He was either Drake or Josh from the

show, Drake and Josh.

Got it.

Uh, but I,

that was like way young for me and

I did.

Yeah.

I'm aware of the show.

Couldn't tell you who either one of them

was.

Um,

Meg says she has two go-to songs for

karaoke.

Love to know what those are.

I am so incredibly curious.

My one go-to,

like I have a lot of songs that

I would sing.

Yeah.

I used to be in a band way

back in the day.

Sure.

But my one go-to just to like blow

it out is Purple Rain.

I mean,

I never meant to cause you any trouble.

Well, you started off with the preaching,

right?

Dearly beloved.

Dearly beloved.

We are gathered here today to get to

this thing called life.

Life.

Electric word life.

It means forever.

And that's a mighty long time.

But I'm here to tell you.

And then you go into it and it,

you know,

it allows me to hit high notes.

It allows me to scream.

It allows me to do.

That's what Prince gives you.

He gives you all of it.

Oh, my gosh.

Celine Dion.

Celine Dion.

megan if you don't if you sing that

song and don't pound your chest like

celine you have to you haven't done the

karaoke proud and i want it that way

that is such an eclectic vert like we

used to play kamikaze karaoke oh where

your your friend would put in the song

for you yeah we've done and you don't

know what it is until you get up

on stage

They put that in for me one night.

Wanted Dead or Alive.

Hey, that's a good one.

I want it that way.

Tell me why.

Living on a prayer.

That's another good karaoke song.

Absolutely.

Dude, so.

I will belt out Don't Stop Believin',

but that's so white girl.

Hey,

you can call it white girl if you

want.

I will belt out Don't Stop Believin'.

My brother-in-law's wedding.

The DJ is one of Jennifer's best friends.

They've been knowing each other since they

was kids and whatnot, whose name,

her name is actually also Jennifer.

They have four of them.

Anyway, and they were kind of like,

they were DJing,

but she was like singing along some of

the songs and whatnot and gave me the

mic for Don't Stop Believin'.

And then afterwards it was like,

you need to come and do this with

us whenever we come in.

And I was like, no, I am not.

I was like, there's only every,

every once in a while when I could

actually hit my version of his high note.

Cause I can't hold it for very long.

It's incredibly difficult to do.

Uh, XC lovers,

Bobby McGee by Janice Joplin.

Uh, Tristan sings cocaine by Clapton.

It goes hard today.

Because if you want to get high,

if you want to get high,

high in the sky.

Does it not make?

I'm going to fix that, Megan.

I can add it.

That's my bad.

Well, because this is the reason.

So, Megan,

I got eighty three things working through

my brain.

I have a bunch of playlists that I

made for the gym.

One of them that I made is Pop

Friday.

Whether you like it or not,

we're going to work out to Christina

Aguilera this afternoon.

Christina, Brittany.

I only put the stuff on there that

is stuff you actually want to work out

to.

And there's one song I'm probably not

going to want to do a snatch PR

to, and it's I Want It That Way.

It just doesn't have the right energy.

That's why it's not on there.

It's not just for listening.

And for those of you who don't know,

the first time Corey ever came on this

channel was we picked our top five best

workout songs.

Guilty Pleasures.

Guilty Pleasures.

Well, no, we did Workout Songs first,

then we did Guilty Pleasures.

Yep.

And I think both have been fully

demonetized and are down on the channel

right now.

Because we've played every single one of

them.

Yeah.

Oh, Wayne.

yeah that one wayne said aging myself a

bit used to belt out the most accurate

version of eddie money's two tickets to

paradise every morning driving to school

wish more could have heard it so wayne

used to not wayne excuse me um eddie

eddie money played at the thibodeaux

fireman's fair so i used to live in

thibodeaux forever forever ago played at

the thibodeaux fireman's fair

in probably two thousand and ten or two

thousand twelve somewhere around there and

i will promise you right now that whatever

version of it that wayne was singing in

his car was better than eddie money's

because his voice is gone or at least

it was then well he's dead well yeah

so it's it's really gone now it's one

hundred it's all gone i've seen any money

in concert three times dude

yeah so i'm telling you the last time

we saw him is at the typical fireman's

fair and people it's a it's a fair

you not have to pay to get in

and people were asking for their money

back that's how that was oh okay scott

we need to create a clydesdale playlist on

spotify dude it would be so you could

just pretty much pull whatever gen x

playlist you need to and it would that

would probably work pretty well

You know what's funny is, well,

I did those shows and had guests on.

Annika Greer did top five heavy metal

songs.

I remember that.

John Woolley came on and did top five

guitarists because he is known as a

guitarist.

Those were fun shows to do.

Justin Kotler came on, did top five R&B.

Well, I mean,

that's kind of what he does.

And we made playlists of all of those

and put on my Spotify.

They're all out there and they're all

public.

I think all of mine are public.

Um, you just can't,

unless I'm naming you as a collaborator,

you can't add to them.

But I mean, I mean, I have,

I got one of them that specifically says

Saturday morning coaching and it's,

I put it on when I coach Saturday

morning,

cause that's two classes back to back.

So I need at least two and a

half hours of music and it's more than

that.

It lasts longer than that.

But, um,

Anyway,

we got to go to this even bigger

rabbit hole than your hard drive to fall

off into.

But don't forget,

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Maraviglia.

Hopefully we're pronouncing that right.

Bailey, if we're not,

we apologize in advance.

She'll be on tomorrow with us talking

about American Gladiator.

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