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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. Happy Friday, Victor. Is it? Dude, you look beat. I gotta I gotta tell you.
You look like you have not slept for 4 days. Are you okay? I'm tired. I, did not sleep very good this week. Did not sleep very good last weekend.
So tonight, I am going to sleep as late as humanly possible. I think you jinxed me. What did I do? Last night, I tried going to bed early to wake up early for the gym this morning. Mhmm.
Had one of those times where I just couldn't fall asleep. So you know what I did? I thought about what you said about antihistamines, and my nose was running. Mhmm. So I took 2 allergy pills.
2? Knocked me right out. Wow. Yeah. That'll do it, man.
No. I'm trying to pull a Michael Jackson here. Okay. Yeah. That that's a different kind of thing.
Right. So Well, I'm just saying with, like, the whole antihistamine. I I did look at the ingredients because you told me those make you drowsy because Yes. I think it was Wednesday. I was sitting in here after I took 2 of those, and I do I felt like I just got beat up by a truck, dude.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can't take Benadryl during the day. I was sitting here and just I stared at the computer screen for over an hour. Just like if I took the damn phone idiot.
Oh, if I took one right now, you would walk past my office in about 30 minutes and I'd be out cold for sure. For sure. I I feel like we'd have to do it like a weekend at Bernie's for you at that time where we would have to pretend you're working Sure. So you can get your rest. I need to start, yeah, working in my sunglasses.
You know? I'm busy in here. Leave me alone. I'm thinking. You're just propped up on your desk, but you're asleep.
Yeah. You have the door shut, though. Yeah. And put up a sign, you know, doing research. Leave me alone.
Well, last night as I was staying up, I was watching all these different, Poppy interviews because I've never heard her actually talk, and I've always wanted to, you know, like, see what she's like behind the scenes. Yeah. Turns out the entire theme's a character, which is very weird. Yeah. But she also puts on this, like, ASMR soothing voice.
In her videos? In her videos. Yeah. She was on the Zach Zach Saine show. I have no idea who this Zach Saine guy is.
Yeah. But he he gets tons of musical guests on his podcast. He has, like, 900,000 subscribers too. That's how you get Poppy. Because I've been trying to interview Poppy for years, and I I get nowhere with it.
You know? And I know the label. Really well. You gotta start threatening. Go, hey.
Listen. I'm not playing Poppy anymore. Exactly. No. You would think being the station that has played more Poppy than any other, we'd be first in line for an interview, but no.
No. She's too cool for us. Yeah. We'll show her. I I I'm hoping to go to the show.
Who's the rival? Who's, Grimes. Alright. Grimes. We're playing Grimes now.
Take Poppy out of the playlist. I I wonder if I could get an interview with Grimes. Probably not. Is that Elon Musk x? Elon Musk x.
He's got that kid with the weird symbol name. Man. Yeah. Could you imagine having to be, like, married to that guy? Yeah.
I don't know if they ever got married, but she's weird just like him, you know? And, boy, did you see the video, moist Critical posted about Elon Musk yesterday? I have not. I don't remember what it was called, but man did, Charlie. He trashed Elon Musk hard.
I love that guy. Yeah. He's he's great. He's great. And everything he said was fantastic with this whole Elon Musk faking that he's good at video games thing.
It it was really fun. I know Elon Musk was taking shots at Asmongold, who's another streamer. Yeah. And Asmongold, like, has been a streamer for a long, long time. Yeah.
Because he's Asmongold, I guess, put out a video where because pretty much what Asmongold does is just watch everybody else's videos and then put up a video of himself watching other people's other, you know, videos. Right. So he was watching some video where the guy broke down how there's no way that Elon Musk got to the point he was at in this one particular game, just wasn't possible. He didn't seem to even know how to really play it when he got on and did a a stream. So he Elon's taken a bunch of grief from the gaming community and well deserved, you know?
I mean, it's pretty cringey to pretend to be a good gamer just to look cool. Like nobody cares. Right. You know, nobody cares. Just play the games because they're fun.
You know, who are you gonna impress the fans of one particular game? I can't even remember the name of the game. Yeah. It's one Diablo 3? I've was it that 1?
Well, that was one that he's supposed to be really good at, but the other one was, you know, one of these online, kind of like League of Legends or something. I I don't know. Oh, gotcha. You'll have to watch the video for Moist Critical. He did Moist Critical did an interview with Nick Nocturnal not that long ago.
I feel like you should definitely try to hit up Moist Critical and also Tank the Tech. I watched his 45 minute, like, touring, tour manager vlog that he did for Electric Call Boy during that whole situation when, the drummer for Electric Call Boy had to leave and go back to his home country for an emergency of some sort. And so the Sum 40 1 drummer learned how to play all of their songs, their entire set within the span of, like, 5 hours. Yeah. And I was thinking, you know what?
Let's full circle back to that Volbeat. You know, when Volbeat lost their drummer due to COVID. And, you know, if if a drummer can learn an entire set within an hour, especially a band like Electric Call Boy, why couldn't Volbeat find a drummer? And Ghost has a really good drummer. You know, Ghost's drummer, he could have come out not wearing the costume.
And nobody would have known. Yeah. They're just like, hey. Here's our guy. You're you're probably right.
The ghost drummer could have pulled it off. And Volby played the next night with the new drummer. They did. Maybe they just yeah. Didn't have an quite enough time.
But, And Volby songs are not that hard on the drums. Now I beg to differ, Peaches. They would be fairly hard. How? Listen to them.
Could you play them? You know, like for real, Peaches. I'm pulling up still counting. Yeah. I'm gonna comparing myself to a world class musician, but I'm saying like I'll I'll show you this.
Now Still Counting is one of their easier songs, but they they play more songs than just that. Well, pull ups seal the deal. Let's boogie. That's a fast normal beat. That's like an ACDC beat.
Okay. That's another one of their famous songs. Let's go to oh, wait a minute, my girl. Let's go to that one here. What over to my girl?
Another simple beat. Alright. I could I could play that beat. Alright. Alright.
Let's go to what else is there? Oh, Lola Montez. That's probably pretty easy too. Hear the fire where she There's a whole intro here. Hold on.
Hold on. Yeah. But then it just goes I could play that part. Play that part and then go it picks up. Well, another simple beat.
Isn't that crazy? Okay. Let's go to the hangman's body count. Let's go fast forward to Yeah. Give Hey.
We got a little bit of a shuffle beat going on there. A little bit trickier. I don't think I can pull that one off. I can do the ACDC beat. That's all I can do on drums.
I could probably play for a sludge metal band. Maybe Maybe this one would be kind of hard. I could do that part. Listen. I got it.
I'm done. You're the villain drummer? I'm the new drummer for Volpe. But you see, like, it was Sum forty one's drummer. It's crazy how, like, he learned that set so fast and he did he did the same thing for Motley Crue before that.
Well, Motley Crue would be a lot easier than learning Electric Call Boy. Yeah. You know? If you can learn Electric Call Boy, you can certainly learn Volby. I would think so.
And if if you can play Ghost, I could assume I would assume you could play Volby. I could understand if it was, like, you know, Tools drummer Danny Carey. Yeah. If he was sick, nobody could replace Danny Carey on the drums. Yeah.
There's certain bands. Too. Iron Maiden's a little tricky too. Yeah. Dream Theater.
You know? And then if, like, Lars was sick, people would be like, come on, dude. Time. What's going on? Keep this scrubber around.
Keep a guest. Victor, you can't tell me YouTubers are real people. I think some of them are fake. Well, I I've been, you know, scrolling YouTube every once in a while. When I'm eating dinner, I'll just go to the home page, scroll.
And I've seen a couple people, couple YouTubers upload videos saying I had to evacuate the fires Okay. Of of of LA. And they're uploading a full on video of them telling people that they evacuate the fires, and there's sponsorships in those videos. Can you imagine saying before we get to today's story, let's tell you about blah blah blah. That's what you gotta do.
And then you have to tell the whole story about how you just, you know, lost your mansion in the LA wildfires. Look at Markiplier. He uploaded one of those videos. That guy has tons of money. Oh, yeah.
He's gotta be doing very well. He'll easily find another place. Now he's very wholesome, super nice guy. He seems nice. But that that video just for some reason, it was like, dude, why would you upload this?
Just upload a status saying, hey. We lost our homes. We'll be off YouTube for a while. If you have the time to sit there and set up a camera in front of you and get a professional shot and get it to focus on you and have someone edit a video of you saying you lost your mansion in the LA wildfires is absurd. I I can kind of agree.
You know, I I do think it's gotta be sad to lose all your stuff. It's gotta suck, You know? And hopefully didn't lose any, you know, pets or any, you know, anything like that. Right. But yeah.
Dude, why not just sit back and play a horror game? Just because I my entire focus would be on getting my belongings together, get finding a new place to live, getting that whole situation instead of, like, you know, setting up a camera and doing a whole recording of myself talking about it. Well, okay. But if you just went through it and you're a content creator, it's probably on your mind, and you're like, well, I'll make a video out of it. You know, kinda like I did a I did a break about, you know, my missing cat.
You know? But that was also this is a different this is a live radio show that you missed a day of. People were like, why is where is he? Is he okay? People wanted updates on the cat.
I know. You're not seeing people on social media about, you know you have seen people on social media about the cat too. Yeah. Yeah. Totally.
I didn't make a video about it. But Yeah. You didn't sit here sent up this webcam professionally, turned on the ring line when my cat went missing and then, like, the whole YouTuber thumbnail. Where did Lucy go? Oh my god.
Yeah. And it's all zoomed in. Fake tears pouring down my face. If we can get to 5,000 likes, we'll upload another video here soon. What?
Yeah. You know, good luck to Markiplier, finding his home burnt down. I think let me see what the title said what the YouTube title said. Yeah. Maybe, you know, he'll be yet another transplant into East Idaho.
We'll bring in Markiplier. It's a very it's a I don't know what the word is, but a very, like, somber face. Is that what it's called? Somber. Sure.
He's just staring at the camera. It says I was evacuated from the LA fires. That's it. Oh, I was evacuated. So maybe it didn't even burn down.
I'm hoping it didn't. Because I would assume he wanted to get the clicks. He's gonna put my home burnt to the ground. Right. You know?
They have a photoshopped picture of him. Those stupid YouTube thumbnails. Could you imagine, like, national tragedies as YouTuber thumbnails? Oh, they yes. I can.
As a matter of fact They shot JFK at the wall. With, you know, moist critical type of, The JFK situation's crazy. Exactly. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. Woah.
What? Powered by Jalisco. I say, like, had a brain fart there for a second. Yeah. Good day for Jalisco's.
Get yourself a nice spicy, Chipotle burrito and stay inside. It's dumping snow. It sucks. Yeah. Watch the snow from the inside with your heater on.
Yeah. It's a Friday. Be comfy. So peaches, I'm just gonna ask your opinion on this. I've got a radio friend named, Kevin.
He's, I believe out of, Kansas, maybe. Anyhow, he made a post and I'm guessing this must have happened on like his show or someone in his building. Imagine being so insecure about yourself. You'd sit around the radio to listen to a local leader talk about the community and their plans just to call in and attack them because you have a difference in opinion. You can't just deal with it at the meetings in person like everyone else.
You gotta put on this brazen display of how big a bully you are on the radio. Jeez. Cool, dude. I bet the high schools think you're so cool. High schoolers think you're so cool.
I think if you are some type of community, leader, politician, and you go on the radio, you are opening yourself up to being attacked by the callers. Oh, most definitely. Like, dude, imagine if we had, like, Trump in here. Yeah. Yeah.
Or, you know, it'd be anybody. Anybody. I would expect we would get some people calling and giving them grief. That's why you're never gonna see, like, a major presidential candidate on a live call in show. I would I'd be like, you know what?
Let's let's face the oppression or let's face the haters. Oh, yeah. Totally. Let's see what they have to say. I do it too because, I like having those kind of conversations and trying to win people over.
Definitely. But, like, I don't know. When I saw that, I was thinking, and I'm like, k. Let's say, you know, Neil Larson brings on some local politician that drives me crazy. Yeah.
I'd probably call and give him some crap, both the host and the guest. That's what radio is about. That's probably good content that kept people tuned in. Right. If you hear if you hear fights on the radio, you're like, what is going on?
Exactly. Look at Howard Stern for that many years. People turn him on and they would hear, you know, Sal and him going back and forth and many, many, many fights have happened on that show. Yeah. There there's a reason that local politicians ain't beaten down my door to be on my show.
You know, they know that I'm not just gonna tiptoe around and, you know, kiss butt. You know, I'd ask some real questions and I'd get callers calling. Definitely. I think that's good. I'm gonna have to comment, Kevin, you know, hey, check that TSL.
I bet that kept people tuned in. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Politicians deserve to be questioned.
You know? They they get out and campaign on all these issues and never accomplish anything. Sure. Give them grief. Cut them down.
If if anybody deserves a little bit of, verbal bullying, it's politicians. So and he's in Kansas. You know? How good could the politicians there be? Probably pretty similar to here.
Way to keep your mouth shut, Peaches. I'm proud. Alright, Victor. You said you had something. I'm I'm going to New Orleans, Peaches.
New Orleans? I'm going to New Orleans. Don't pull a jade and go during a hurricane and then get stuck. Yeah. I was actually right now googling when is hurricane season in New Orleans?
Because, it would appear that the mighty acid bath has announced a headlining show Oh. In New Orleans on April 25th. It's a Friday night. Tickets go on sale here in about an hour. Holy cow, peaches.
Holy cow. It's April 25th. I'm looking at flights right now for you. Yeah. How much is that gonna cost you to go from?
What what date do you wanna leave here? Probably like the Thursday. Let's go. You wanna you sure? Like the day before?
Yeah. I always say, like, leave a day of leeway so that way if something happens, you can just. Nah. No. I'll go the day before.
To what? Like And we'll fly back the, Sunday. Sunday? Let's fly back Sunday so I can hit, all the famous Red Dead locations Yeah. In Nowlands.
Good luck. How How much is that gonna cost me to fly out of Idaho Falls? Multiple airlines. This flight is 12 hours. Oh, jeez.
$710. Man. If you wanted to take American Airlines, which is 6 hours and 3 minutes, it's $819. Now you that's from Idaho Falls to New Orleans. Okay.
What about Salt Lake? I'm I'm looking that one up. 542 through Southwest. That flight is long. 8 hours and 5 minutes.
Man. But you can pay 619 and go with American and get 6 hours 46 minutes, or you should just go with Delta nonstop, 3 hours 15 minutes at $718. Okay. And then I gotta park my car at the airport for a while. You can take the Salt Lake Express, but that would also cost you, like, $150.
Oh, and then you're on the Salt Lake Express with all the potential crazies. Yeah. The crazy people. Yeah. The nutso's.
That was lunatics. You take the Salt Lake. How about you fly with me to you fly with me to LA and we'll go into the LA metro. We'll go into the LA subway system and then you can go go take the Salt Lake Express and see how many crazies there actually are. Yeah.
Have you ever taken the LA subway? Yes. Okay. Multiple times. I like that.
It stinks. Well, I would imagine most sutured. Most subways probably stink, you know, from from what I would guess. It has a bunch of my biggest, pet peeves with people bothering me for no reason and so many other things. Alright.
Alright. Well, I I don't truly think that I will be heading down. I anticipate this band announcing a headlining tour. Which I do have to clarify, by the way, when people bother me to say, hey. I'm a listener and I love your show or whatever or I'm just a listener of K Bear and I know who you are.
That doesn't bother me at all. It's when you try selling me something that I don't want and then proceed to, like, you know Somebody walks up adamant about it. They walk up and hand you their CD or they check out my mixtape. Yeah. And they could try charging like $20.
It's like, dude, nobody has a CD player anymore. Yeah. That's a good point. There is not a there's not a CD player in this room. Do they hand you a USB drive now?
They have, like Don't give them ideas. They have a giant key ring with, like, multiple USB drives. They're writing your name on it, little tiny. This thing's worth $50. This is a USB drive for futuristic technology.
Sorry. I mean, you're going it's acid bath in New Orleans. Nah. You know, I I mean, I'm excited to see that because it leads me to believe that they're going to announce a tour. And that that's what I want.
I I go pretty far to see them. You should email Kelsey. Be like, hey. I don't know if they're big enough for the arena. Maybe half arena.
I don't know. Yeah. Just just say it to them. Be like, hey. Can we try getting these work out?
How many people does the Fillmore in now or ends hold the Fillmore, New Orleans past 2,000 that that okay that we we could do half arena show, you know, 25100 people and then anybody who didn't go. Oh, wait. No. I'm sorry. You have to be a fool.
3,600. Really? Yeah. Dude, that's half arena. I should have put acid bath on.
Why didn't I put that on the list we sent to the arena as a suggestion? We might as well add on. Stupid. Who knows Kelsey might be tuning in right now? I'll text her.
I'll text her. Be like, hey. If if you see a band called acid bath booking a, you know, partial They're not dangerous, please. Just They're not dangerous. It it'll be a dream come true for me, and I I will shame people into going because if you don't go, you're a fool.
Who's on the tour with acid bath? Any is anybody been announced for that? Well, there is a an opening act also out of New Orleans, but it's one of those if I say the name of the band, it could potentially bother somebody. Everybody's heard of this band. They're legendary New Orleans band.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I'm not gonna say it because that's another thing you'd pull it and put on the button bar. No. I would not.
That that right there, I wouldn't. You saying you enjoyed sweet meat yesterday is definitely getting that into the soundbar. I do like sweet meat. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Haliscos is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information oh, wow.
It smelled of my spit wrong while I was still talking. That's funny. Alright. Okay. Where was I?
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