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Everyday we take a break from the busy work day to catch our breath, hang out with friends and talk about the world of Sports, Entertainment and specifically CrossFit. Today we talk about Gabi pulls out of the Games, Wearing jersey's, the CrossFit Games fashion line and a CrossFit Total without a total.

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What is Clydesdale Media Podcast?

We cover the sport of CrossFit from all angles. We talk with athletes, coaches and celebrities that compete and surround in the sport of CrossFit at all levels. We also bring you Breaking News, Human Interest Stories and report on the Methodology of CrossFit. We also use the methodology to make ourselves the fittest we can be.

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Let's show no.

What's going on?

It's Wednesday, my dudes.

So in the cold open,

I said back and better than ever.

And it's a slight homage.

I do it a lot.

But it's a slight homage to my favorite,

favorite radio ESPN person of all time.

Did you know this?

I did not.

I don't listen to ESPN radio.

So, so anyway, I should say that.

So Mike Greenberg, uh, he goes, get up.

I watch it every day.

Got it.

And, uh,

I was a Mike and Mike in the

morning fan for, Oh,

is that where that's from?

Okay.

Yeah.

I do know Mike and Mike in the

morning.

Oh, I know who they are.

I should say.

Yeah.

And so every time that, um,

Every time that I,

I don't even know what I was,

I saw something that I didn't know.

And then now I'm got it.

So anyway, but anyway,

Mike and Mike in the morning was,

was an off every time he would come

on, he would say,

we are back and better than ever,

every day.

And what's better than being better every

day.

Hey, I mean,

that's kind of the premises of the things

that we do, right?

One percent better every single day.

Power of tiny gains.

That line just goes all the way up.

Talk about Mike and Mike in the morning.

I used to listen to.

So the local talk radio or one of

the local talk radio stations out of New

Orleans down here,

the big big eight seventy W.A.B.O.

would have.

I don't know if you know who Bobby

Bear is,

but he was the quarterback for the Saints

for quite some time.

He is as him and Coach O could

have a full on conversation in French.

And it would blow everybody up.

Well,

I say it would blow everybody's mind.

It probably wouldn't.

They're probably like, yep,

that makes sense.

Back when I used to listen to a

whole lot of talk radio,

I would listen to them on my way

home from work.

And when I tell you that Bobby Hebert

says some of the most...

Now it would be considered some of the

most unhinged things you've ever heard in

your entire life.

Like he said...

They were talking about Saints game one

day and I forget who they were playing,

but he said they were plus two minus

two in a giveaway takeaway ratio.

And if you plus two minus two in

the giveaway takeaway ratio,

you're going to win the game.

It don't matter what the score is.

I'm like,

I don't think that's how that works,

Bobby.

He also,

it was either the year the Saints won

the Super Bowl or the year right after.

We beat the Giants, the Jets,

and the Bills.

And old Bobby said,

we won the New York State Championship.

We beat the Giants, the Jets,

and the Bills.

And back in A-Bear's time,

that wasn't a difficult task at times.

No, no, no.

That was when I think Mark Sanchez was

the starting quarterback for the Jets,

and they came down to here,

and I just remember him being on the

sidelines,

and he was not okay because we beat

the brakes off of him that year.

It was fantastic.

Mark Sanchez has a whole different thing

going on today.

Oh, does it really?

I do not keep up with more.

Dude,

he was arrested like eight months ago for

stabbing a guy.

For stabbing a guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that comes to trial like in

the next week or so.

Like while he was on a break from

a broadcast or something like that?

It was in Indianapolis.

He was in town to do a broadcast.

That's what it was.

Was out like the night before and...

Yep.

Tried to get into a semi driver's truck.

No, they got into a,

a thing and boom.

Absolutely insane.

Oh, anyway, I,

I saw this post this morning,

but I didn't, I didn't read it fully.

Didn't register.

And so this is what caught me off

guard is I'm devastated that Gabby is out.

I bought her TTT shirt and everything.

Um, um,

yeah i i saw it and i saw

i thought it was just to like hey

i've been working to get back on the

floor and but if now as i kind

of reading it as you were doing the

bobby a bear thing yeah is that she's

pulling out of the games to focus on

rogue eileen weir's is uh taking her spot

oh to focus on rogue whoa i'm sorry

right over that last part

There's nothing in here about being hurt.

The Games is in two weeks.

Rogue is in, what, October?

Yeah.

What's happening?

Here's what it said.

As much as I'd love to compete in

San Jose,

and as much as I intend to compete

at the Games in the future,

this isn't about simply making it back to

the competition.

It's about giving myself the best chance

to perform at the level I know I'm

capable of.

I could split my focus this year.

I'm choosing not to.

I'm putting all my energy into Rogue this

October.

So she's worried she's not going to be

able to do the games and Rogue,

so she's going to choose Rogue?

Yeah, I missed it initially, too,

because it wasn't a black and white photo.

yeah um that's good one why don't they

backfill from the last chance qualifier

they probably backfilled from the event

she qualified at i think that is the

protocol um the thing so it

dr matt murphy she's not a hundred percent

that was clear in interviews okay if she

knew that the weeks months ago why pull

out now like maybe she thought it would

get better i don't know it just is

a weird post but it is what it

she it's her prerogative she can do

whatever she wants she absolutely can

having said that never pull out just

throwing that out there well depends on

how old you are and what your uh

your intentions are

just saying um yeah no i just saw

that earlier myself uh moritz mentioned it

this morning while he was talking to uh

to seve because it apparently it just

broke like earlier so yeah i saw it

this morning i just and probably it

probably was the black and white photo

thing i didn't see the black and white

photo

I thought it was just, hey,

it's been a long time since I've been

able to compete, and in two weeks,

I'm finally going to get to.

I didn't read the whole, you know me.

I gave up books.

Books are not happening.

Text is next.

I'll do a paragraph or two,

but it's too much commitment to go on.

Written text is next, but next year,

Scott's going to be like,

I need everybody to just read everything

to me because I'm not doing any kind

of reading.

i quit twitter like a year ago because

it was too much reading i i'll keep

instagram because it's just pictures five

percent dude yeah lito wow uh i hope

eileen words has been training and has a

few grand lying around to book last minute

flights amen honestly i looked into i was

just talking to lana marcine this morning

And she's like, it's so expensive.

I'm like, I know.

I booked this the day they announced

they're going to San Jose.

And because of that,

I'm going to miss the first half of

the Masters games.

And I've looked at making changes to that.

And any change at all,

the price like triples.

Oh, I bet.

I bet.

I bet.

uh carolyn yeah it was a bit confusing

post i didn't catch why she was

withdrawing at first read until i saw

spin's post yeah same carolyn i it took

me reading uh spin's post to go oh

she's actually withdrawing okay weird uh

puts aileen in a tough position hopefully

she can get accommodations etc yeah is

aileen with a camp of some sort

don't know that much about her honestly i

don't i don't either like the only the

only way i'm thinking it would be great

opportunity for her if she can get there

yeah would be somewhat you know less cost

prohibitive if she knows people that are

staying that she might be able to like

you know throw in which i'll get an

airbnb with her camp or something like

that right hundred percent it's weird man

um so sucks for gabby sucks for us

not being able to see gabby at the

games good for arlene if she can in

fact make it uh tristan trying to break

the world record for the amount of times

you put odd in a sentence uh the

withdrawal feels odd odd timing odd post

just odd oh well though odd that is

odd it is

Yeah,

if you watch the Follow interview with

Dave,

Follow has not made accommodations either

or flights.

Seriously?

They'll be fighting over the last existing

room in San Jose.

Eric is going to be living under a

bridge down by the...

in a van down by the river somewhere.

Living in a van down by the river!

matt foley motivational speaker that's

fantastic oh god rest chris farley so

anyway that's where erica is apparently

this is determined she's going to stay is

in a van down by the river oh

that's right she did make flights i'm

sorry i did misquote that she's flying

directly into san fran

Me too.

Well, not directly.

I got to go to Minnesota to get

to San Fran.

Like one does.

Like one does.

Dude, when I leave,

so I fly out to Kansas City for

Master Games.

I leave from New Orleans.

I think I go to Dallas and then

go to Kansas City, which makes sense,

right?

Dallas is on the way to Kansas City.

And then when I come home,

I leave Kansas City, fly to Chicago,

right?

And then fly back home,

which is not the right direction in case

y'all didn't know.

Seema,

most of the time I agree with you

wholeheartedly,

and I just don't in this case.

You have to look at the season like

Gabby wasn't at the event she qualified

at.

And therefore,

the other person should have gotten in.

percent it's not about manipulating the

season to get the fittest it's about

making sure the qualification that one

went through was fair right um so anyway

uh the other thing i have talk about

odd

This is the Tristan Patrick segment of the

show.

In the world of odd,

it was announced yesterday that events

three, four,

and five will be the CrossFit total.

Correct.

How do you have a CrossFit total without

having a total?

Without having an actual total?

Yeah.

With your press being fifty points,

your back squat being fifty points,

and your deadlift being fifty points?

So you actually aren't totaling the total?

No.

It's truly just...

It's not worth a hundred points and it's

not worth a hundred and fifty points.

It's worth fifty points for each single

one.

Right.

And so now,

you know what this could do?

This could open up a window for them

to say, okay, your press is worth fifty,

your back squat is worth fifty,

your deadlift is worth fifty.

And then if your three lifts are the

actual total, right,

if you win the actual total,

you get another fifty points and make it

two hundred points for the entire thing.

i i don't know it what by splitting

it out it mitigates your bad one yeah

because say like and just no justin

madaris just say justin madaris when he

did it he it was like a hundred

and sixty five pounds or something like

that it was something ridiculous the

stress was yeah i press i strict press

more than that and i am forty nine

years old

In my world,

I would kill the back squat.

I would kill the strict press and my

deadlift would be flat out garbage.

And because it's not a total,

say I get.

Forty eight and forty nine points on the

two others.

That means I'm almost at a hundred points,

whether my deadlift is shit or not.

Yeah.

Right.

And normally, like people point out,

like what Alito is saying is if you

have a huge deadlift, right,

if you have your games athlete and you

have a five hundred seventy five,

five hundred ninety five Sam Dancer,

six hundred pound deadlift,

you can make up a whole lot of

points.

if your press is crappy because you have

a six-hundred-pound deadlift.

If you have a six-hundred-pound deadlift,

you probably have a five-something back

squat.

And then I don't say it doesn't matter

about your press, but it matters less.

So now your points are kind of

accumulating there, and, like,

you're going to have to – you want

all fifty points?

Cool.

You had better be able to strict press

two-twenty-five, Craig Kenny.

Averis, Scott Corey,

are you saying the third workout was

released and it's CrossFit Total?

No.

What I'm saying is events three, four,

and five were released.

Yes.

And event three is back squat.

Event four is strict press.

And event five is deadlift.

Yeah.

They're making them three different

scores.

Making them three different events.

Which somebody was saying yesterday,

and I kind of get this point a

little bit,

that twenty events over the course of four

or five days is a lot.

It is a whole lot.

So they're trying to mitigate a little bit

of that and they're going to say, okay,

well,

the CrossFit total is going to be one,

two, three, boom.

If you make it a fourth score where,

okay,

you can get extra points for winning the

press part of it and winning the entire

thing,

I think that would make it a little

bit more –

Like it's actually one event and not three

separate ones.

And it's actually more like doing the

actual total.

Because right now,

event three is a one rep max straight

press.

Event four is a one rep max back

squat.

Event five is a one rep max deadlift.

Because that's not the total.

If it's the total,

then it is actually supposed to be the

total.

You keep saying that backwards, man.

It's bugging me.

You'll live.

it's just how it goes in my head

i know it's not right okay so let's

let's put it up here so you can

read it yes back squat shoulder press

heaviest successful lift three attempts of

back squat shoulder press deadlift yeah

and leto says it's just the deadlift it's

generally so much heavier than the other

two that it overrides them apparently you

haven't seen my deadlift leo

Or Chase's or Dave Castro's.

Because it is just flat-out garbage.

So anyway, yeah.

But I get her point.

In the total, it does skew.

If you have one that is...

It's like adding P-score when you do the

total because if you're...

back squat is fifty pounds heavier than

everybody else you get to carry that over

to your shitty strict press yep so like

i i get that i get it wasn't

it craig kenny at the game in two

thousand eighteen strict press like two

forty or two forty five or some crazy

number like that like it was a lot

Yeah, I don't.

I remember the twenty twenty because

Justin's was so bad.

Nobody went over like two fifteen.

They didn't have twenty five of them.

And I was just thinking, oh, my God,

like I could compete.

I would have been in the lead after

two.

Yeah, I did.

My my all time is one ninety five.

Which is like, there's a whole lot, right?

But it's ten pounds over my body weight.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

Yes,

I'm being facetious about the total

without a total is weird.

Yeah.

But thus far,

I love the first five events of the

games.

I do like the fact that they are

making the first part of it the first

part of the original games.

Like, I like that.

I do.

And I think it's a great mix of

tests.

You have a pure CrossFit workout to start

off.

You have a long run second on a

trail, not on a track,

not on a flat, not...

like running through this scenic city and

like as old school as you can get

trail run and then you go with the

crossfit total which is one of my favorite

things in the world gritting dirty nasty

like didn't come back full of sand and

dust and dirt and rocks and all kinds

of the boys like that'll be fun i

really thought we would get the deadlift

ladder after the trail run like we did

with in

i just that was my prediction but i'll

take the total sam dancer i just ran

seven k i'm warm yeah with with the

logs to stop the bars from rolling it's

fantastic dude that is fantastic and he

just

My favorite from that, I say my favorite,

my second favorite from that is Josh

Bridges saying, yeah,

that blew my spine out if I'd have

tried to lift that.

I'm sorry, backstroke?

Did I miss something?

What is it?

Why is Lito saying something about

backstroke?

I don't understand.

Yeah.

I don't understand Lito.

I need you to elaborate on that.

Because I'm looking at the game's

Instagram and there's nothing about a

backstroke.

Yeah.

I'm going to need you to go ahead

and

maybe it was released in europe before in

the united states probably so they're in

it she's she's in the future right now

yeah so like she's like probably six hours

ahead so i'm saying all this all this

has already happened uh did they say what

time those events started they have not uh

joseph i'm gonna say they can probably

start in the morning

and then finish in the afternoon,

if I had to guess.

That's just what I'm saying.

They're probably not going to do the trail

run at night.

They may.

Watch Dave Castro's story.

Okay, I'll do that next.

The new gear,

I think Barry makes an excellent point.

I find it strange that CrossFit Store has

no reference to the

And so they did come out with the

apparel.

At first, I didn't love it,

but I'm old, right?

To me,

I'm never going to wear a corduroy hat

in my life,

but I know a lot of people do

now.

I'm sorry,

did you say it's a corduroy hat?

It is.

Yeah.

Because in the heat of summer,

what you really want to do is throw

some corduroy on your head.

Absolutely.

While I'm at it,

I'm going to get some corduroy pants and

a flannel jacket and then go outside while

it's ninety degrees.

Yeah, because I sweat like a...

like a waterfall anyway,

what I need to do is trap the

heat in to the top of my head.

It was seventy five,

seventy seven degrees this morning while I

was coaching at five and six a.m.

and I was still standing there sweating.

Yes.

Sherry wants to know what's the chest bump

photo?

I want to know what is the look

on this guy's face?

What is he getting out of this chest

bump?

Absolutely.

That I'm missing in my life.

For real.

For real.

I am basic white boy all the way

through, like from the front to the back.

And I have given several chest bumps and

I've never in my life made that face

while that was happening.

I have not either.

usually i praying i actually like this

shirt i like the yes like the the

gothic print with like i like the santa

cruz one too like the santa cruz looking

one that one the blue one with crossfit

games on it i'm still here's the thing

And this is my very, very biased opinion,

but I'm not buying one of those shirts

unless I'm actually at the games.

That's a souvenir that I bought while I

was at the games.

I'm not ordering that just to wear around

the house or wear to the gym.

I'm just not doing that.

Maybe that's just me.

Again, I would...

So I bought a couple shirts last year,

but I bought, like,

the Pukie the Clown shirt.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would buy that,

but I'm not buying anything that's

CrossFit Games branded.

It'd be like if any comp was selling

stuff that they would ship to you,

even though you weren't actually there

with the stuff branded on it.

Like,

I'm not buying a Monster Games shirt from

them if I didn't actually go.

I'm just not doing that.

I do wish it did say twentieth

anniversary.

If it said something about the twentieth

anniversary or like two thousand seven

dash two thousand twenty six.

Yep.

You know, something like that.

I would I would definitely buy one now.

Forty five dollars.

Forty five.

Will you please sell your shirts for

thirty dollars now?

I'll think about it, Seema.

I'll think about it.

I don't think I'm that popular.

I don't think I'm popular enough to sell

them for.

That even makes sense.

People are going to go in.

Clydesdale shirt for thirty bucks.

Who the hell does he think he is?

Like, yeah,

I can get a barbell spin for thirty

five in there.

Yeah.

At least he's popular.

They got way they got a games mountain.

They got all kinds of cool stuff.

Puke of the Clown tie-dye was top stuff.

Gutted, I missed out on that one.

Yeah.

I didn't get the tie-dye.

I got the basic gray, but same premise.

There was something else that came up.

Dave Castro's story.

That's right.

Dave Castro's story.

Backstroking, apparently.

Yeah.

Or someone backstroke and they're not

going to make the game to athletes

backstroke.

That would be wild.

Hope everybody knows how to backstroke.

Good luck.

All right.

Let me share.

Let me give this some volume.

scarier to think about being on the demo

team for the crossfit games than actually

going to the crossfit games just imagine

you gotta go all out like games level

performance but it's literally just like

dave sitting there staring at you like

it's literally just watching you like this

stand by go

That is freestyle.

Yep.

Are we going to come back backstroke?

When you come back the other way,

you got to backstroke.

Still freestyle.

We're just crawling through the water.

So far, Lito, we're still at freestyle.

One.

Where is this backstroke you spoke of?

Still freestyle.

And flip turn.

No?

Is the backstroke in the room with us?

I'm just hearing heavy breathing.

Cannonball.

Okay, that is backstroke.

That is a backstroke right there.

I wonder if he's just making him do

it.

I wonder if he's just making him do

it just to see what it would be

like.

All right.

Well, my question is,

is it mandated or is it what that

athlete chose to do at that point?

Or if Dave's going, hey,

do you know how to backstroke?

And she's like, yeah.

It's like, do it backstroke.

I want to see how fast it is,

how fast it's not, whatever.

I don't know.

That's weird.

mary is not wrong at least doing butterfly

would be hilarious to watch or attempting

to do butterfly um not sure the point

of telling her to get back in and

as the go why not just say go

when she's in the water well he said

it as she was on the pool deck

Like, I don't understand your point there,

Riley.

Freestyle does mean any way you want.

There's a talk about jerseys, like,

I would never buy a shirt with someone

else's name on it.

Lame as hell.

Go to any sporting event in the country

and there are thousands.

You don't even have to go to a

sporting event.

Just go somewhere.

Go out into public.

And you will see people running around

with basketball, baseball,

football jerseys on.

It don't matter what time of year, day,

month, night, whatever.

They wear them all the time.

It is a revenue stream for the sports.

Huge revenue stream.

Because the athletes make money on it,

the teams make money on it,

and the sport makes money on it.

Do you know how many people would buy

and rock a Tia Toomey game shirt?

I'm going to tell you right now,

it's a lot.

You would see them.

You would see people running around the

games with them.

You would see people training in them.

You would see people,

you would see them everywhere.

And that's just the first person to come

to mind.

Like anybody, Dallin Pepper,

you'd see thousands of people would rock

and pepper shirt.

Colton,

you know how many people would buy Colton

Merton shirts?

I know.

He's got a billion fans.

Everybody loves Colton.

They would spend thirty five to fifty

dollars and like officially licensed

though from NBA, MLB, MLS, NFL,

pick a three letter thing is expensive.

And people buy them.

I guess I'm lame because I have three

Chicago Bear jerseys.

There you go.

I don't wear them to, like, the store.

I wear them on game day to support

my team.

And sure as shit,

when I'm in Lambeau Field as a Bears

fan, come October.

I am going to be sporting.

One of those jerseys.

Yeah.

I got.

Three.

I think three USA soccer jerseys.

I got.

at least three Manchester United jerseys,

two of which have player names on them.

It was my favorite players at the time.

But I would wear those.

I'd go play in those whenever I was

still playing pretty regularly.

I mean.

Yes, Meg.

I am rude.

I'm going into the Packer house with a

Bears jersey on.

The fun fact about that is that you

can probably go to the Packers with a

Bears jersey on, but from what I hear,

because I've never been to a Chicago Bears

game in Chicago or Chicago Bears games in

general,

but Chicago Bears fans are not nice to

the opposing teams.

That is what I hear.

I've lived in the cities of teams that

I did not like.

Like in college football,

I live in Columbus.

I hate Ohio State.

I'm a Penn State fan.

Yep.

Go Nittany Lions, right?

I've gone to games and been berated by

the fans.

How dare you show support for your team

at this place?

So, and I see your comment, Aver,

about false idols.

I don't idolize these players.

It has nothing to do with idolizing them.

That's my team.

That's who I support.

That's who I root for.

It's just, so I support my team.

Percent.

God is the only person I pray to.

Everything else is just earthly fandom.

That is a fact.

And I wear a ton of branded stuff.

You've seen any of my stories,

I am probably wearing an Imam Company

shirt.

Those are my people.

Yeah.

every year brandon was selling shirts to

help him make it make his way to

the games i bought one every year or

last year um when uh the team was

selling shirts to help with their trip to

the games i bought one of them the

boy was selling shirts the year uh he

went to the games i bought one of

them like with their name on it don't

care supporting my people like

Well, if you go to a gym,

especially a CrossFit gym,

I'm betting you have a shirt.

I have five CrossFit player shirts.

Yeah.

One of my Veritas shirts is in my

bag right now because I was coaching this

morning.

CrossFit Veritas banded right on the

front.

I got a hat in my… Quarter wear

hat.

No, not Goldaroy.

Not even close to being Goldaroy.

I cannot imagine, dude.

I can't.

I can't.

I live in, it literally,

my laptop right now says very hot weather

now, meaning outside.

I cannot imagine putting a blanket on my

head in the shape of a hat and

then going outside with it.

I just soon light my hair on fire

if I'm going to do that.

Just call it good.

A Bears logo shirt is not a jersey.

I have a Kyle Manung guy,

a Caleb Williams,

and a Brian Urlacher jersey of air.

I have Kyle Manung guy just because I

like having to say his name.

Manung guy.

It's just fun to say.

It's not about idolatry.

Oh, Larry Young.

I've got two that say John Young washed.

I did buy when Brandon made the ones

that had the keep chasing on the front

and on the back it said washed up

John Young.

Got that one.

That is still in my rotation as a

matter of fact.

Raise your hand if you ever wore corduroy

pants and made music as you walked.

Maybe not a comfortable feel for me,

even as a kid.

I did have some.

Didn't have them for long.

Never had corduroy pants.

Thank God.

It is a hundred degrees down here for

the majority of the year.

My mom never subjected me to corduroy

pants.

And I thank God and her every day

for that.

I think there's a law against them in

Louisiana.

There probably is.

The more I think about it,

I don't know if I've ever actually even

come across a pant.

I know what it is, right?

And I've probably seen other people

wearing them,

but I don't know if I've ever seen

them for sale in a store.

Like I've never been to JCPenney and be

like,

and here's the corduroy pant section

because it's just not a thing.

you just soon have sandpaper or how do

i know cory's old because he goes shopping

at jc penny and i go to sears

and roebuck

I've also backed pants from Sears and

Roebuck.

That is a fact.

That is a fact.

When it was still Sears and Roebuck,

not when it was just Sears.

Apparently Roebuck died and just took his

name off the building, which is sad,

if I'm being honest.

You helped build the company, man.

What the hell?

And now they just took his name off.

That's just messed up.

they took jc off of pennies for a

while too no pennies i like that yeah

where are you going i'm going to get

some of the clothes from the pennies just

rolled up the jc penny that's fantastic oh

monkey wards oh yeah monkey wards man we

went there all the time montgomery ward

man what i loved about that is you

had to go in with a clipboard and

write down the item number that you saw

on the showroom floor

hand it to them.

They put it through this little zip

machine and then you had to go around

to pick up and they would load it

in your car.

Oh, Mervin's.

Yes, indeed, Ramirez.

I don't even know what that is.

Mervin's,

it was a lot like Montgomery Ward.

It was another department store type deal.

Like you roll in and, you know,

jewelry and whatnot's over here.

Luggage is in that area and it's the

men's department and that's the women's

department and

Actually, usually jewelry and perfume,

shit like that, was dead in the middle.

Everything else was on the outside.

Scott,

I'm having a hard time letting this Gabby

story go.

Can you get her on the show to

clear the air?

Let me call her right quick.

About her wanting to focus on Rogue.

Avera, I have...

When I was doing massive amounts of

interviews...

i tried to get gabby on the show

and she never responded so i don't think

now that i'm not really doing tons of

interviews anymore that she's gonna jump

at the opportunity to come on with me

hey i just heard you weren't going to

the games you want to come talk on

my show like who is this sir these

are wendy's

there are some athletes that i could call

and get them on the show if something

major happened right she's not one of them

yeah she is not one of them she

wasn't talking to you before all this

happened certainly not about to just jump

on the bandwagon today oh there you go

joseph said he tried a couple times in

the last couple of weeks

I was going to have this as a

topic when I have the glintons on on

Friday.

Because, like,

the interview game is a stressful one.

Right.

Lining up times with athletes is awful.

Awful.

Not all of them.

Not a hundred percent of them.

But just...

They have weird schedules.

I'm trying to work during the day,

trying to get everything to line up and

then something pops up and then you have

to move it.

When I first started, man,

I would throw out like fifty invites and

get two responses.

Like this juggling,

flaming frickin toasters,

like there's all kinds of shit trying to

keep everything up in the air and trying

to keep it somewhat organized and no,

thank you.

well damn i didn't even get i did

want to say i'm going to finish with

this because i have a one o'clock meeting

sure because my life sucks as it turns

out and my job sucks but what i

wanted to say is um hiller did a

hot take video this morning and he said

that there's a content creator out there

and he knows that that person is scripting

using ai to script their content

And at first I was like,

I wonder if he's – would he think

that I'm scripting?

And then I thought, wait,

if we scripted the show,

we'd never follow it.

There's no possible way.

Because I have notes down on this little

tablet.

Yeah.

We haven't touched on any one of the

things on that tablet.

I cannot imagine trying to – Okay,

and here's the next thing on our list

of things to do.

Like that's –

I am too easily distracted.

Like that would never be a thing.

There's no possible way.

So I got to go do a meeting.

You guys speculate on who the AI created

script guy is.

Or let us know in the comments.

Or girl, I don't know.

And then tomorrow we'll talk about it.

But with that,

I've got to get to this meeting.

I will talk to you all tomorrow with

lunch, with the Clydesdale and the cowboy.

You wouldn't wait to get to the editing

room to jazz me up.

I'm already jazzy.

Getting jazzy, getting jazzy,

getting jazzy.

Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the

saddle.

Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the

saddle.

Talking to reps,

real life strength in the battle.

From the gym to the screen, yeah,

we cover it all.

Midday motivation every time you press

call.

Lunch with the Clydesdale Cavalry in the

heat.

Crossfit movies, music on repeat.

Half-hour hustle, yeah,

we're building that brand.