Legion Podcasts - All Shows | Cinema_PSYOPS_EP532: See No Evil, Hear No Evil 1989

Wally Karue is a blind man looking for a job. Dave Lyons is a deaf man who runs a newsstand. When Dave hires Wally, he never imagines they'll have to work together to survive. After a murder occurs at their newsstand, they figure out who the killer is with their collective senses -- but the investigating detective pegs them as the main suspects. When the real killer returns to cover her tracks, the two must really cooperate to live.

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And welcome to the five hundred thirty-second episode of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that should hopefully sound a lot better than he did the last two weeks. And joining me in sounding, well, probably worse is my co-host.

Uh I sound horrible why.

Life horrible. Everything's horrible.

Matt's adapting once again and using his work headphones'cause we're having problems with his mic and Zoom and all sorts of weird shit. Again, gonna be the same thing next week. Um I changed some settings around and did a few other things.

Um long story short, too late and I know for a fact I'll explain it more next week anyway, because I already talked about it in that recording because we

Matt's episode first. We always do.

We always go backwards.

Yeah. Well not always backwards, just sometimes it chimes out to where your episode is the second one. And we record it first anyway.

Yep. But uh I was using the noise suppression that was built into the microphone uh for the shore that I bought for myself as sort of like a you know, you did it for ten years this other way, now just do it all digitally, dickhead to myself.

The DSP that's inside of it, the digital signal processing, for those of you that are not in the know, uh, is not that great with the noise suppression. It creates weird artifacting, and you're gonna hear that all through my voice, all of the last two previous recordings.

I did a couple things, changed a couple things. Hopefully I've got the noise suppression under control without using the DSP built-in noise suppression because it's a thing that happens to some people and some people's voices, and one of those people happens to be me. So uh

Yeah.

It's a thing.

Well, long story short, too late. That's why things might sound a little different this week than what they did last two weeks. Well.

Long story short, too late.

Yeah. Well, we need to get talking about see no evil, hear no evil. I was almost gonna say that. I think I said it backwards next week. Um I'm just telling everybody in the future I said it backwards next week. But hopefully I'll have it correct this week.

Yeah, that's how you wanna say it, but that's not how Cort says it for some weird reason. That doesn't make any sense.

Sometimes you just like saying it the way you like saying it.

Sometimes I'm just a weirdo. Absolutely. Well, let's get into talking about Ceno Evil, Henno Evil. We're gonna take the break right now. We're gonna play the Legion Patreon ad because I don't have anything else to play for a break and I really need one after talking for too long.

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'Cause I mean this has already been too much talking for you. You gotta get going.

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We appreciate it and thank you for listening. Now, back to the cutting room

In the bustling.

Wally sight.

Dave with whispers.

Silent call.

A coin in crime.

The day turned dark.

and a fateful spark.

A flash of legs.

Confusion reigns.

Dave in New York's

Facing the world, two souls at a time.

With laughter and tricks as they strive to

In the city that never sleeps they find their light.

With hearts of courage, they scheme and chase.

From shadows to shadows They've only found

The twist of fate.

Lead them astray.

But friend shit

The way

Alright, so that was the uh Legion Patreon ad that uh also gave me a break so that I could catch my breath, which was just one big breath in before I started talking again because that's behind the scenes and that's how editing works now. We don't do it live anymore. We just cut everything in like a bunch of lame wads.

That's what we that's that this that that this is the way.

Yeah, this is just the way that we show now. And speaking of that, let's get talking about see no evil, hear no evil in the way that we show.

All right.

All right, so the film opens with a credit sequence over establishing shots of New York City and its diverse residents.

After about two minutes of this, maybe two and a half minutes, we see Gene Wilder almost get creamed by a truck and insulted in our very first clip.

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You dumb idiot!

Trouble!

Nice guy!

Watch your steps.

You're a dumb idiot.

You talking to me?

You are a dummy!

You're talking to me, I-

Wally, don't start anything. Who are you talking to?

Got something to say, let him say it!

Up yours!

Oh, I heard that song before, pal. Now listen, Dickheads, you got anything to get off your chest?

Just tell me who you're talking to.

Now say one more word! Just one more fucking word! Come on!

You dumb asshole!

Hey! Nice move! Come on!

We're fighting this time! Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it! Come on!

Fuck you!

You feel you have to pass for someone with 20-20 vision when you're blind as a bat?

I don't feel I have to

Yes you do.

sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white.

You mean I'm not white?

This is a scandal! What do you mean? I'm my voice! Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister. Goodness gracious, do you know a lot of adjustments have to be made? I have to cancel the swimming.

lessons. What are the guys at the club gonna say? I'm not white. Oh, it feels like it. Goodness gracious, sis, you're right.

Lord, help me.

$20 across the board on Cinema.

Peace.

Thank you very much. Oh, just a minute.

You said that was all.

Do you know how much money you owe that bookie?

I don't want a lecture, just gonna microphone.

This is the last Dollars to your name, Wally.

Three minutes.

Thank you.

And$50 to win on Cinepedee.

You shouldn't quit your job!

Look, the man treated me like I was blind.

So try someone else. You can't go on like this, Wally. Get another job.

the lions.

The fire Inspector wants you to pick up papers much Yeah.

Fire! You must please sweep up before you close the shop.

Mr. Huddleston, there's a vicious rumor going around this building that I'm deaf. I don't know how it started, but I don't like it. It's very humiliating. So let's try and put a stop to it, all right?

Oh I feel like I'm not sure.

Such a fool, Mr. Lyons. And you know that fire inspector. Don't worry about him. He's always coming around here, sucking up, trying to get Bride.

Read my lips. They told me that you had to read my lips.

Thank you.

Especially on the last Thursday of every month.

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Oh, I can't make a left turn. I'm gonna have to swing around the block in Parker Cross this.

Park, whoa, you're not parking anywhere. Slow down and just pull over here by the curbs.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter. Okay, just point me in the right direction.

Are you crazy? You take your cane or you won't even make it across the score.

No, put the cane, put what what is, put it down. You know, I can hear, can I? All I need is big mole.

I wanna see this.

Thank you.

Catch up!

Nice!

So far, so good!

I'll pick you up in front of the building. Remember, wait for the beat.

Wait for the beep! Yes! Wait for the beep!

I will, thank you.

What?

Would you help me across the mm?

Thank you.

Yeah, uh take my arm. Here we go.

Hey Smith, how am I doing?

Thank you.

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Oh, you don't have to thank me, sir. After all, this to me is just fun, you know? It's like a walk in the park.

Here you are, safe and sound. If you get in any trouble, just holler.

Can I help you with something?

Oh yes, I'm gonna hear about the ad and the paper. Salesman want it. Must have sense of humor. Are you the only shop?

Who are you talking to?

There you are. Now look at there. Contacts again. You see that? Oh. See, I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons.

I'm David Lyons.

I read your ad in the paper about the Ivy League type. Tall, dark, handsome. Out of four ain't bad, right? As you can see, I'm kind of nervous. Really want the job. But I am a damn good salesperson.

I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you?

What are we calling a tie warp here or something? Twilight Zone maybe. Any Martians here want to speak to Mr. David Lyas?

And I really like that ad you put in the paper. Must have a sense of humor. Not many people would do that, but you did. I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am.

Three fifty.

Are you talking about?

Three hundred, but that's it.

Are you talking to me?

$225. Listen, man,$225 a week. All right,$200. I can't live on less than that.

Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say?

Why'd you look me in the eye and say that?

I would if I could, but I can't. I'm blind.

You're blind.

Yes, I'm blind. How can I have the job?

I had no idea. I'm sorry.

Now you know. Can I get the job?

You're really blind.

Yes, I'm really blind, man. What are you fucking deaf?

Yes!

I'm fucking

Death.

Yes?

You really deaf?

I'm really deaf.

How do you know what I'm saying?

Because I'm reading your lips. Now do you want the job or don't you?

Because I'm blind? Hey, shove it up your ass, pal. I don't want no favors from no deaf.

Get outta here!

Give me some peace of mind to hell with blind people. Just turn around and

That's better. Now

I believe it's not a good idea.

we agreed on 300.

300 what? What are we talking about?

Just a minute. Hold everything. Stop the music.

Do you like Harvey wallbangers?

आवे हो?

Baumbanger's a friend of mine, and I'll introduce you to it later. Cause tonight, my friend, we celebrate.

No, but you hit the ball.

Better.

Three wall bangers, Wally.

Spring time.

Oh, he's coming. Should be here real soon. You're gonna like him too. This is to you, Sally. Sally? Here.

Thank you.

And especially to you, Leslie. Thanks for buying the drink.

Thank you.

Pleasure. Hey Wally, what's your friend looking?

I don't know, I've never seen anybody. Smells real good.

I think he's by the door.

Damn y'all!

I I'm here.

I want you to meet two very good friends of mine. This is Sally.

How do you do?

And this lovely lady to my left here, this is uh Lisa.

And this is my good friend, David Lyons.

Wally says you two are forming a new business together.

Congratulations.

Wally says that we're white.

Oh wait, wait, we don't have to talk about that now. Let's talk about Harvey Warbang.

That's who you want me to meet tonight

Yeah!

Hey asshole!

Sorry?

Thank you all.

David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me lots of nice things about you.

Yeah, real comedian. Give off my jacket.

Listen, ass wipe.

You better watch yourself.

But you gotta be going home real early.

Sorry, I didn't know I was standing on your chair.

What are you, the local constable or something?

Uh.

Who's your girlfriend?

Oh, ha. I think I heard my mating call. Stand up.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't think you understand it, my friend.

It's a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer.

Special force.

When I was in the corps...

We used to eat you

Green Ray Pussy.

for breakfast.

Eat this!

This guy's tough. Wally, this guy's

It doesn't matter. As long as I can hear him, I can hear him.

What?

And then it's almost soft.

He ain't talking now, huh? Come on, Big Ma, say something. Let's get down.

Come on.

Come on, fuck face. Last night I was out with your sister.

Okay.

But hey.

You're all right. You're all right, Tim. You're all right. He's coming.

I'll give you the first hit.

He's coming, Wally. He's coming.

He's shorter than you. A couple inches shorter than you. A for twelve o'clock, A for twelve o'clock.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

Ah, gosh. Ah, I...

Still love him directing him on how to fight because he wants to do all the swinging and Jim Otter's character is kind of a pacifist, but he needs to be defended. Just the two of them working together is some comedic gold with this.

Oh, he is.

I gotta say, Richard Pryor's blind, like the way that he is playing blind is incredible. I he he really, really brought his A game with his acting in this film. I

He really did, yeah. It was good stuff.

Yeah, I don't know how he was able to do it and be so convincing with it, but I maybe he actually could not see when he was shooting this film.

It's possible.

I don't know. Like I really can't tell, but it I it's believable. It really truly is. Anyway, with that, Jean's character directs prior in how to fight the guy they both had an issue with that we heard in the clip.

Like I said, it's comedy gold to me and I don't really think describing the entirety of the fight is worth it, other than they're obviously using the clock uh scenario which comes back later and you heard that sort of in the clip a little bit. So Yeah.

The fight is cut away from and they have more serious discussions, and that is well gonna be our second class.

Yeah.

I bought this big bottle of champagne, must have cost us 45 bucks. And I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach and leave me there.

So I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking. And sneaking peeks to see if people was watching me cry.

Then I realized it didn't matter if they were, because I couldn't see them anyway. That's when I made a decision.

I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger.

That's when I decided. Blind or not blind.

Thank you.

I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been.

Você não fez essa decisão ainda.

So how'd you become an actor?

If you're deaf.

I wasn't born deaf. I got scarlet fever in high school. It doesn't happen overnight. I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago.

So why'd you stop at?

I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn around and I couldn't see their lips.

They have a catchy.

No, I don't think anyone knew. I just lost my nerve.

When's the last time you were there?

Sorry, when's you were eating? When's the what?

The last time you were laid.

Too sad.

Next subject, please.

We don't want to.

So where's your wife?

I think she's in Cleveland, but I haven't seen her for eight years.

Nice lady?

Very nice. Wonderful warm woman.

And then one day, she turned into this amazing creature who could sit on the end of a broomstick.

and take off into the air. She could actually achieve flight.

I think I was married to that lady once.

Small world. Funny thing is this didn't happen to her till just about the same time I went completely deaf. Now isn't that a coincidence?

Amazing. Who believe it? So what do you want out of life before the show's over?

I think just not to make a fool out of myself.

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Well I have this terrible fear.

Then I'm gonna make some mistake.

And everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me.

Why? Damn.

Wish I'd have met you eight years ago. I can fix all your problems.

Ten seconds.

Ten seconds if you trust me.

You trust me?

Yeah.

เฮ้!เฮ้!เฮ้!เฮ้!เฮ้!

How's that feel?

Good?

You look a little silly to me.

Holla for it.

That's it.

Life ain't so complicated.

With that, we see them transition to the next day, and it appears that the bookie mentioned earlier is looking for Richard Pryor's character at work, and Gene being deaf cannot hear him when he's asking him that.

While looking for Richard Pryor's character, some much worse people show up and struggle with the briefcase for the guy. That bookie is shot, but the character who is deaf did not hear it and his back is turned. The woman who shot him.

Sneaks out as he takes a look over her body. He's looking up and down her legs and taking notice of them as men are wont to do.

As Pryor's character gets a whiff of her perfume coming in to investigate the shot. And now between the two of them, they have some evidence of who the true murderer is.

But it doesn't make sense until they start to communicate it. On his way in, Richard Pryor stumbles over the body and they start basically falling over it together in unison and bait leaving a bunch of evidence behind as they do it in our third clip.

What the hell was that?

Wait a minute.

Wake my ass. I thought I heard.

What is this? Hide and seek?

Oh no.

This guy's dead.

Pauly, there's a gun here.

Don't touch it!

Run away! Get rid of- Blow your brains.

Please be gentle!

You don't think I have anything to do with this? Let's go. Officer, hold on. He came for Alka Sulter. Alcalca Sulter. The man asked me to read him a Digel label. Can you believe that?

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Officer.

Honest to God, isn't there a nice way we can settle it?

Can I at least get my coat? Hang on, we'll get-

your coats. Wally, tell Mr. Huddleston to lock up for us, will you?

Thank you.

Open it up!

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Watch your leg.

Thank you.

X-ray set of five.

You really can't say whether this mystery woman fired the

No I can't, but if she was innocent then why did she leave right after she heard the shock fire?

I love it.

Yeah.

What's the story?

the commission of crawling up my ass.

I don't know. I just uh the whole thing sounds kinda shaky, you see, because the the deaf guy, he's not so sure about the woman. Uh the blind guy, he heard the shot, but he of course can't make a positive.

For Christ's sake, you're feeling too goddamn sorry for. He said, you're all you're always feeling sorry for people. That's your trouble.

All right, I'll take it.

All right, now we're gonna quit fucking around here and start talking serious. Now you claim there was a woman present?

Was there a woman present? Was there a woman present?

Oh, I'm sorry you're talking to me.

You bet your ass I'm talking to you. Was there or was it there?

Wasn't there wasn't there what? A woman?

Woman present.

I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman.

What about you, wise ass? Was there or wasn't there a woman?

What the hell do I have to do? Take you downstairs to a private room and ask you? Huh?

He's deaf. You have to be facing him.

Jeez. All right, no more bullshit, was there or wasn't there a woman?

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm goddamn serious.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman.

What the hell is he talking about?

He reads lips, you're talking too fast.

Was there a woman present?

Yes, there was a

Why is he talking like that?

Because he's deaf.

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Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman? Yes.

She has the most magnificent legs I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, and she smells good too.

All right, that doesn't. Now you don't tell me you didn't hear anything because he heard it. And you don't tell me you didn't see anything because he saw it. Now between the two of you, you saw and you heard everything.

Now some poor bastard's dead, so let's start answering some fuck.

Uh, this is Professor Kasuda from uptown. I think he'd be interested in hearing what he's got to say. It's ballistics.

I think I can prove to a judge that both of these men had the mensria.

The hell is a men's real?

It's a uh legal term the lawyers use. It just means the intention to commit a crime.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Put the cuffs on him.

How could we have gotten mena?

Don't worry about it.

Did we take blood?

Would you get up for crying out lagging?

Please rise.

Can you do it without taking blood?

Stupid. He's deaf. You have to be facing him. The lab says that gun you were holding was the death weapon.

We both use condoms. How is this possible?

Not all, Mr. Carew.

You found something in the apartment of the deceased, Mr. Scott!

I have an independent podcast.

Twenty eight hundred dollars.

What are you doing?

You owe the guy three grand, he comes to bust your head and your boyfriend here lets him have it.

He is not my boyfriend.

Racing.

Forms.

A pair of undershorts and a ticket.

So I'll pass through Texas says, not here!

No clim.

I wish I hadn't killed you.

No, no, if you had to, you had to. Now we know he had it at the airport, so he must have made a switch over somewhere.

The man who owns a newsstand, his name is David Lyons. He was talking with Scotter when I arrived.

Would he be able to identify you?

No, he never saw me. Also, he's deaf.

Blind, deaf, what is this? A joke.

No, no joke. I spoke with the building superintendent.

Well, let's go pay them a visit, shall we?

Okay.

Well, they're in jail now.

Well then let's bail them out.

All right, Mr. Lyons. I need a nice full face shot first.

And we'll get our side shots later.

You ready?

We're here because you owed that sleaze ball twenty eight hundred dollars.

Face forward, please.

I happen to think that the Knicks were gonna be

Boston.

Will you tell your friend to face the front, please?

Face front.

Why'd you even go to a book?

Face front, please.

the only one that'll give me credit. I'll face front.

Will you tell him to hold still, please?

Hold still.

What's he doing?

Not looking at you, looking at me!

But face the camera.

That's perfect. Tell him not to move.

Don't move.

I'm getting fed up with her.

Why is he doing this to me? I just want him to face the camera.

He's not facing the camera?

It's loose to me.

Bye.

Face the camera.

That's better.

Hold it!

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Is she saying shit or shit?

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Charlie?

Come here.

Thank you.

Get him out of here. I want him out now.

You're finished.

I'll get you when you're sleeping.

We'll be all right. Once they find that woman, they should let us out, don't you think?

What woman? They're not looking for no woman. They got their killers. Us. We're fucked.

Captain honestly.

She's the alright pal.

What the hell is the matter with you? Can't you even walk? What do we have to do? Carry you?

You don't have to do shit for me

The man is blind and you have him handcuffed, are you crazy?

Male, come on, for crying out loud.

All right, all right, all right, take the cuffs off him then before he wrecks the goddamn joint.

Don't do me no favors.

Is everybody happy now, huh? Are we all friends again? Come on now, let's go, huh? Sheesh.

I am David Carew Wallace, suspected homicide.

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Where is I?

Yeah, Captain

David Lyons.

My lawyers.

You wanna check them for police brutality, lady? You got as long as it takes to print them. Get in here.

Mr. Lyons, I know that you don't know who we are.

Jess, let me have your right hand, please.

Our law firm represents the building you have your shop in.

We've been sent here to try to arrange bail for you.

Right. That's a nice surprise.

Mr Lyons, they can only hold you and Mr Carew up to seventy two hours before an arraignment. But with a little luck, we'll have you out of here by five o'clock.

Yes, and we're really pushing the blind and deaf angle. We hope you don't mind.

No. No, we don't mind. Use it.

We'll see you both very soon.

Excuse me, miss. Have we met before?

No.

Are you wearing Shalomar for

Yes I am.

You know, you have a remarkable nose.

Goodbye.

Bye.

I never knew anyone could be that beautiful.

The lady's got style.

I love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

The length.

Yes, I can imagine

The legs!

The legs, of course.

Her. The killer? Captain. The lady in my shop that I was trying to tell you about, that's her.

She's not my lawyer.

Now she's not so

That makes a hell of a-

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I only saw her from the rear. What the hell are you doing? When she came in house looking at her face, when she went around and started.

I don't know if it hurts!

And the end of that clip takes us past the first third of the film, because it was one third of the first third of the film. There's three clips, each of them was a third of the film.

Thank you.

A third of a third of a third of a film.

No, it's a third of the first third of the film.

Right.

When will then be now?

Then is now in that you get to talk about how you feel about the first third of the film because we have passed it.

There you go. Uh no yeah, uh already this is entertaining.

unique kind of idea that I've never seen before of, you know, two you know, one guy is blind, one guy is deaf and they form a friendship and now they have to help each other through the shit.

You know. I I I like it. I uh and I and I like the idea of it so I'm I'm entertained.

I was thinking that when I was getting ready to come back and watch this,'cause it's been quite a few years, uh, for me to s for seeing see No Evil, Here, No Evil.

I remember loving it as a kid. I remember loving it in my twenties. My wife and I used to watch this all the time together and laugh because it was one of her favorite comedies that they did together as well.

Yeah. Um, you know, so we both really, really enjoy it. I mean, she still loves the movie to this day. And when we're coming back to watch it, I was like, Oh fuck, how is the humor gonna feel for me in this? Right. Like is it gonna feel exploitative? But the way that they handle it is

future proofed beautifully. Cause the humor comes from people becoming impatient and being ignorant and not knowing how to accommodate and help someone in their

immediate vicinity who happens to need just a little more accommodation than what they're used to. That mild inconvenience and the way that people overreact to it and the comedy that ensues out of that from them being ignorant pricks.

is actually kind of a lesson in how you shouldn't really just look at someone that may have a disability as having a disability more along the lines of it's just someone that needs additional accommodation from you. Right.

That perspective actually really fits in this film because all of the comedy comes from people who refuse to accommodate someone that may need just a little more accommodation. That's really funny to me the way that they did that.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, that is that is good stuff and I do like that a lot. Yeah.

I agree. And the idea of one person having something that the other person needs, right? Like where our deaf character has really good eyesight and our blind character has really good hearing. And between the two of them they can help each other defend each other.

That's actually something that's been done in martial arts quite a bit, right? Quite a bit. There's a film and I'm sorry this is the name of the film as it was released in America called Crippled Mask.

I'm sorry that's the name of the film.

Thank you.

The and it's it's a very exploitative martial art film because it's a gentleman who was born without arms and then a gentleman, I believe, who was born with more withered legs. And they basically have them team up and learn to fight together in martial arts.

Because they were both mutilated by the same person, right? The withered legs were done by acid and then the arms were chopped off. And that's why the other gentleman didn't have arms. And they they team up.

They fight together, they train together to be able to fight together and they're

styles that they end up developing around what has happened to them where one guy has no arms and the other guy has withered legs and they can work together to fight is actually really, really interesting. And I had seen that on like a kung fu theater

while ago as a kid because it's a movie from the seventies, right? So that was my first experience of that. And when I was watching See No Evil, Here No Evil, I was thinking of the same thing from that film, which I won't say the title again because it fucking makes me feel cringy to see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's it's pretty bad. I wouldn't do that.

Yeah, yeah. But uh here's the thing. Future proof that other film is absolutely not.

Yeah, yeah. So that that other movie is cannot be.

Yeah, yeah. And we may review it sometime.

Of course. Of course.

We'll review it under a different title than what I know it as.

Yeah, yeah, right, please.

All right, why don't we move on to the next stack? What do you think?

Let's let's do that.

All right, so the second act starts with, thankfully, our fourth clip.

Bye!

With a little luck, we really will have them to ourselves by five o'clock.

So was the chicken I ate last night.

Right now, the police have us for murder, or we're gonna be bailed out by the killer. At least my way, we have a chance. Are you with me or not? All right.

Guys, let's go.

Yes or no?

Yes.

Guys will

Come on guys.

Let's go. We gotta go. I'm sorry. Come on.

Oh yeah.

themselves over on Rikers Island, huh? I bet you learn to speak.

Thank you.

Quick, would that be nice?

You know, I...

Yeah, it's really special.

All right, party.

Tell me when, back!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What's going on?

Protesters.

Demonstrate it! Good! Go with the flow! Mix in!

Excuse me!

Can I have a word with you?

Uh how do you feel?

Great.

Uh do you really think you can start?

Not if it's funny. A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold. Have you ever read Norman Cousins? About the immune system?

Hey baby, come on, come baby. Hey, I want to know when this is gonna be on. I want my sister to

As you can see, this remains a complicated...

Right, loser. A blind guy and a deaf guy. This is gonna look great.

Guys, three minutes now.

Calm down. Just calm down. We'll get them. I promise.

We better get him. I'm telling you, we better get him.

There's a hole here, Wally.

Put your fingers right in the middle.

Yeah.

All right.

right here

There's an alley right here while he came.

Caroo is blind. Repeat blind. Lions, David, five foot ten. Caucasian blonde hair. Lions is death. Repeat death.

Uh, form barricades, 6th Avenue to Hudson, Houston to Westport. Every available cruiser, scramble now.

How does someone so beautiful go and kill somebody? I don't understand.

Careful. Broken wood is right in front of you, Wally.

Thank you.

Oh wait a minute.

Hold my head.

Okay.

Oh, hold my hand.

Thank you.

Ow.

Are you alright?

Bye.

Thank you very much.

They told me to call back in ten minutes. The judge is just getting out of court now. We can have them in half an hour.

This way, Wally.

Don't guide me. Don't guide me.

What?

Don't guide me. They're looking for a blind guy and a deaf guy. We just gotta get out of the neighborhood.

You won't make it half a block, you'll crack your head open.

Not if you stamp your feet.

If I watch

Stamp your feet. I'll follow the sound.

You mean like this?

Stop your feet! I can hear the noise, I'll follow you. Let's go! Now move out!

Thank you.

Jesus!

We gotta find a subway!

I feel ridiculous!

Look fine to me!

I think we should kill them. I think we have to. We don't want them around to identify us.

It's not up to me, it's up to Southern.

If he wants us to kill them, then we'll kill them. But right now, I just want to get them out of there and get.

Mr. Caron.

How did you get out of jail?

Good boy, is it?

It's all right, Mr Carew. It's us. Your lawyers.

Shalom.

That's right. Shalimar, what is mister Lyons doing?

He's going to the bathroom. He's gotta go real bad.

Yeah, don't worry about me. You go on without me. I'll catch up with you later when you gotta go. You gotta go. You know, not everybody can stand around and

Just go. Don't worry about me, okay? I'll catch up with you later. Do you hear me?

Sure. I hear you fine.

You snuck up on me, damn you. Well, I guess you're close enough now. You can read my lips.

Yes I can.

Guess who I ran into today?

The uh kitters.

Where'd you learn the lipread? Underwater?

The killers, Mr. Lyons.

May I have the coin, Mr. Carew?

What coin are we talking about?

They may not know they have it.

Excuse me. Let's see if I can find it.

I don't know what you're looking for.

but it's a little to the right

Rag old coin, Mr. Carew.

Very valuable. Your friend Mr. Scotto put it in your cigar box before he passed away.

Well, now what?

Well you know how I feel.

Can we go now?

I'll call our employer and find out.

Sakaroo, not so fun.

I just wanted to know maybe you make a lot of money in this line of work, did?

Yes, Mr. Sutherland. We have them both and the coin.

I'll just know you.

Well what time do you land?

I'll return tomorrow morning at approximate.

All right, well we'll go to Great Gorge in the morning and we'll wait for your car.

But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning.

Don't worry, my dear. Everything's arranged.

Scabs.

I don't know what that is, Catholic.

What's it to be?

I'll wait in the car.

Goodbye, Mr. Lyons.

I I hope that I bump into you again sometime.

I don't think so.

Thank you.

And you'll be dead.

I thought you weren't gonna kill.

I'm afraid not. Goodbye.

Wait, wait a second. Don't we get a last request?

What would you like?

Would you scratch my nose for me?

You're a very sick woman.

Thank you.

Mr. Carew, what would you like?

I suppose the fuck is out of the question.

I'm afraid so.

Goodbye.

Alright, let's go again.

For God's sakes, we don't know nothing about no gold coin. We didn't even know we had it. Why you gotta kill us?

I don't understand this. Why are we walking to an alley to make it easier for you to shoot us? Why don't you just do it right here?

in an alley. Why didn't you just kill us right here?

Wait, we won't talk. I promise. Please, don't do this.

Dave, stop the begging, man.

We gotta go out with dignity. All I wanna know is, what time is it?

Did you say what time is it?

Yes, I did. What time is it?

Your time is up, Mr. Karoon.

If I have to die, I want my friend to tell me what time it is.

What time it is? It's three o'clock.

Not yet. Not yet. It's 12. It's uh wait. It's ten o'clock now. Wait! Twelve o'clock.

Yes, it's twelve o'clock.

Eleven fifteen.

Come on, time!

Which?

This way!

Oh man. The way they team up together to be able to break out of getting shot by Kevin Spacey is pretty great. The the clock thing comes back and it's a really great callback the way they do it.

It's uh kind of an amazing little Kevin Spacey fucking thing going on around here, huh?

Yeah.

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Yeah.

He may be repeatedly acquitted by courts, but he will never be ready.

They quitted by court.

Yeah.

in the heart of this court. I can't I can't acquit him. No. He'll he'll come back later on in our series of movies that we're going to be doing. He's gonna show up later on and we'll deal with him more there.

But fuck everything of what he was accused of doing that is fucking gross. And even if he does continually get to be acquitted, I still stand by every single one of them.

He'll never act again. I mean, Unless he becomes a mega grifter and then they'll put him in a movie'cause they don't care.

They more or less prefer their Mega Grifters act like he was supposedly acting or allegedly'cause he's a

Mega grifters need to be gropers and horrible people.

Yeah, yeah, that's how they like to be in the same company, right?

Yeah.

Let's move on.

Uh we're getting unsow boxes here.

Yeah, and I'm getting dizzy. It's too high up.

It's too high.

The clip ends with the pair escaping together through a larger scuffle and the pair then decide to escape in a police vehicle with Pryor's blind character driving and Wilder's character directing him.

While everyone pursues incomplete disbelief that this is even happening, including the audience that can't stop laughing at the two of them yelling together, this is an insane bunch of choices for a movie, but it's still pretty hilarious.

Ja, jag vet. Det är fantastiskt.

I gotta admit, the sequence does feel a bit overlong on the joke, but I think the pair of them working together makes it work, especially when they crash out in the meat packing plan at the very first thing and Gene Waters just screaming cowls, cowls, cowls.

Yeah.

Cows, cows, cows.

But it does win me back over when they immediately switch over to physical comedy with them trying to switch positions and then accidentally blowing the door off with the shotgun and then Richard Pryor almost falling out of the car.

All of that stuff, all of it just sticks with me, right? Like the whole way through and kind of gets me back into the chase and makes me laugh again.

Yeah.

But just as I'm saying that and I'm writing it down, right, then the chase goes on for a bit too long again. So that by the time they escape by wrecking into the garbage barge, I'm just glad it's over.

And I don't even think it's funny they crashed into a garbage barge. And I should be laughing that they crashed into it. That's the police academy level of hilarity right there. Yeah.

That's uh that's some slapstick stuff. That's what we're all looking for.

Yeah, it's police academy level of humor, and I'm I'm here for that. Why am I not laughing? Because the chase went on too long before it ended.

Yeah, yeah. They they need to get things going on that.

This has been way too much fucking notewriting, so the plot will be hashed out in our fifth.

Hey there we can

I think we're floating towards New Jersey.

No shit. I got relatives in Jersey.

How nice for you.

Yes I could.

What did she say?

She said, I'll give it to you tomorrow. We'll go to Grace George in the morning and wait for your call. And then she said, we have to leave the country tomorrow.

Okay.

Now we have to find this Grace George lady and wait for him to show up.

Are you with me?

Am I with you? Of course. You've earned my trust, Wally.

You're always watching out for me. You never get me into trouble. Sometimes life is a little boring with you, but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.

That's a sweet thing you just said. Do you mean everything you just said?

I'll tell you exactly how I feel in just a minute or two. Right now I'm a little overwhelmed.

By this

Ding.

Of the 7,000 tons of garbage that you drove me into!

Is that what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say nothing!

That was kind of you. Thank you.

Can you please hurt?

We have to bury the car. Gee, Jesus, be careful, will you?

Take it easy, take it easy. You know, I'm doing damn good for a blind man.

What did you say?

I said I'm doing damn good for a You know what? I'm getting caught in this deaf shit. You mean to tell me you can't hear anything I say? Even if I scream in your ear?

Really?

No, seems crazy after all these years, but I'm

Never done that.

I would like you to.

Go ahead, Wally. I want you to. Let's give it a try.

Dave, I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna try open up them doors

Re-responsive to what I'm going to say. I want you to hear me, okay? Shoozam! Can you hear me?

What?

Wally!

I heard-

Something!

I heard your voice! You heard me!

I heard your voice!

You can hear me, James! What? You can hear me!

HOW DO YOU GET IT?

गाल गाल गाल गाल

I'm not a...

Cry baby.

Huh.

Thank you.

Well guess what you are? A blind egotistical asshole who denies he can't see

Denies? You're the one who denies. This is you, right? I'm not deaf. I can read

Read live!

Don't call me a deaf person. Well fuck it, I'm blind. You hear me? Because some asshole drunk drive me into a fire hydrant and I'm blind for life. He gets six months suspended sentence.

근데 I say fuck it, I'm not gonna worry about him. Fuck him.

You swear an awful lot.

You fucking ain't right!

Fucking hey! Something bothered you, fuck it! Your wife leaves you, fuck her! Boss fires you? Fuck him eh, fuck it! Fuck, fuck him! Fuck it, right?

Fucking right!

That's right. Do you know that it's a blessing?

I can't do it. You're a lucky guy. I can do it.

FUCKING CHANGE!

Easy for you to say.

It's not easy for me to say I'm blind!

You're blind, but when you walk down the streets people want to touch you, don't they? When you're deaf, they don't want to touch you because they might catch something like you're some kind of a left-

We're being a little bitter on-

I just want to accept what I can do and what I can't do. And I don't think running around catching vicious scum killers is something you and I are the best equipped people in the world at doing.

Shit! You're an actor! If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind, we can do anything! I guarantee!

You guarantee it.

That's right! And if you won't help me, I'll do it fucking alone! Because I don't need you or anyone else!

Well okay.

Well now I get the point. Excuse him, Monsieur hot shit. I think I'll just go and have a nice hot bath.

And a little cocktail before dinner.

Wait, Dave. Look, we ought to cool out a little bit, you know.

Have a nice day!

You know, we know a lot, Dave! Dave! God damn it, Dave! Dave! How in the fuck you expect me to get out of this shit? Dave!

It's cold!

Come back! We have to bury the car!

Yeah, steps coming up, Pauly. Three steps and one.

Oh no.

Back, back, back, Wally, back and turn and one, two, three, and turn. Very good, that's lovely. And go, and we go.

Hello?

Urban.

Johnson, will you accept the charge?

Yes, operator.

Just tell me you're all right.

I'm great. I'm doing fine. Wish you were here with your...

You know you could bring up lots of money, a couple of beers if possible, probably cold. And I need a racing farm and some binoculars.

Where are you?

I'm on a little motel on the interstate, about five miles west of the George, Washington.

With that, we get a travel montage of prior sister going to find her brother with the cops following her.

She books a room at the hotel the guys were hiding out at, and they sneak their way from their hiding spot under a car in the parking lot into that room, and we see a huge gaggle of pigs.

Swarm that hotel to the point that the head hog cannot get out of the car. That was actually kind of funny where he's like jammed in the

Yeah.

The pigs make a bunch of squealing noises at the hotel and it turns out they have already fled the scene as they bust in the door. There is some less than stellar jokes from the hotel guests where

There's one of them where the guy's like, I swear she was eighteen, but then like she elbows him and there's some other ones that are pretty gross, but

Yeah. I'm just gonna move on without caring too much about that because, you know, just like the film didn't really care when it was revealed there, I'll d you know.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Just as I get like I can't take this anymore, the film ends up switching it up and it was revealed that they're hiding in the ventilation system in R.

Six the clip.

Damn them.

And we'll find them.

Search the entire area. Now, they gotta be around here someplace. Come on. At all cars alert.

Thank you.

Every available man you get spared a surrounding.

Get him. I'll get him. I'm gonna get him.

We wrote.

Dave, I'd like you to meet my sister, Adal. Adele, this is my dear friend David Lyons.

I didn't

How do you do?

Yeah she is. Careful your knees.

The first thing we do is find the phone book. Look up this lady, Grace George. Then we get the coin. They come looking for us. Then we wait for them with the police. There can't be that many Grace George's.

You mean the resort?

No, the person's name, that's who they're gonna give the coin to.

Great Gorge is a big resort in Bernendown.

I almost got married there. I think David got things a little mixed up.

What'd you say?

She said she thinks you're an asshole!

I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked.

Something.

Sorry, sir. We're fully booked. I am so sorry, but everything is taken by the medical convention. We have people coming here from all over

Yeah.

I just don't have anything.

říká říká říká

Hey, whatever you- Take my wife over

Motel.

We're supposed to hold these till midnight.

I have a couple from London, a doctor from Sweden, and a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived. All right, I'll tell you what. If none of these people show up by 10 o'clock, I'll let their rooms go. But you have to wait till 10, all right?

All right. Thank you.

Can we go?

Go to the bar?

Yes, of course.

Sorry I couldn't help you.

Hi, I'm blind. Could you just uh show me where the ladies' room is?

Oh sure.

It's right over Oh, sorry. I'll show you. Give me a minute.

Harvey.

Oh no, wait. Uh the other one. Here we go.

All done.

Thanks. So cheese.

There we are, Mr. Mac.

You're tanned as lessons.

You're dying.

Dr. Johansen from Sweden.

Can I help you, gentlemen?

I'm from Sweden!

Oh, il doit être Dr. Johanson.

Flynn.

Jo, jag har häntan, från Sverige, jag är Sverige, jag är Sverige!

Thank you.

I'm Dr. Cuss.

Uh you mean Kessel Ring?

I forgot my own name.

You know you're one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. It's here you are. Oh, you move so fast, like a little hummingbird, huh?

Just poof de poff de peer. Feel a little sneak around you. I bet you got wings like Mercury. You're such a nice little gold there he is again. It's gonna rub it off, aren't you?

Little lunch you had left over.

Here you are.

Danke. Dankeschön.

Uh, Dr. Castle Ring, we thought you might not make it.

you had some trouble with your visa

Yeah, and then suddenly they accepted American Express. Go figure.

Thank you.

Uh, here, why don't you spill these out?

Thank you.

There you are, doctor. I got mine and you got yours.

Now, uh, we're all out of double rooms, but I saved you a suite with two queens.

Get them fellas!

We wanna get some sleep? Right, Doctor?

Here we go. Uh here's your key.

Thank you. Thank you. So? Come doctor. We gotta get some sleep now. Make some Z.

I hope you don't snore. I have to send you back to Germany.

That's better than Philadelphia.

It's a good thing the girl remembered the system.

Without an APB on that convertible.

Where the hell can they be? They couldn't have gotten very far.

They're beginning to get to me, Gatlin. I'm telling you, these guys are getting to me.

Take it easy now, just take it easy, will you?

Don't those state cops have anything?

I have 28 years on the force. A wife with five kids and a blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like a real asshole.

That's the true.

Sam one over.

I think it's M.

What is it?

They just went behind some trees.

There! There!

It's them, they're going into the building.

So Richard Pryor's character pretending to be Swedish is really funny and it kind of reminds me of the silver streak humor where uh Gene Wilder's character is in blackface and trying to pass as black.

Yeah, right.

Thank you.

Like it it reminds me of that where like everybody knows they're doing a terrible job, but everybody's in on the joke, right?

Yeah, everyone's everyone's in on it.

Right. And that kind of makes it really, really funny. But there's a couple of moments where I feel like Richard Pryor's really going for doing the accent.

Yeah, you but he counts going back to Germany.

Yeah.

So like I think what he's trying to do with the humor is he's trying to crack jokes, but he's trying to make the accent perfect and he doesn't get the balance right and in so doing he hits comedy gold and hits me right on my fucking funny bone every time he talks in the accent. Like every

Every time.

Everyone Yeah, which I feel I am justified for clipping all of this movie'cause I'm I'm just

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh yeah. I agree.

Let the jokes be the jokes that they are.

Let the jokes happen, man. That's why the people are here, not for our jokes, for their jokes.

Alright, so this clip ends with a dangerous ladder trick so that the lip reading Gene Wilder character can watch what is happening in the hotel room. Since this is mostly silent, I decided to end the clip here.

There are plenty of this isn't easy jokes with balancing the ladder as we watch as the sister leaves and the ladder falls. That was fucking hilarious.

Yeah, that was good stuff.

They cut to the sister hitting the car belonging to Kevin Spacey's character, and he comes out to deal with it, and she has

successfully distracted him. They cut from this to Pryor and Wilder doing a scheme to search the room when Pryor is recognized as that doctor he's pretending to be, so he has to slip back.

into that fucking accent and that is our seventh clip.

Are you sure you put him in 357? Maybe you switched rooms after you went off duty.

No.

It's not possible. There are no other rooms.

Dr. Cornfeld.

and a switch too. Oh! There he is! Dr. Joe!

to Joe Hanson.

You, you, you!

Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up.

Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear.

Yeah.

Did you get lost, Dr. Johansson?

Yo! It's your handson! How soon we forget?

Well we have to hurry, doctor. The seminar is beginning in two minutes and we don't want to start without the main performance.

Great! I'll wait here for him and when he comes I'll be down in the meeting.

Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun.

All right, the end of that clip takes us to the end of the second act and we will be barreling towards the end when we come back from this little break that we're taking here to just talk about everything.

Yeah. Mm.

Oh my God. Just comedy gold when he does that accent and Oh yeah.

The the whole thing with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder being able to go search the room when the sister is playing the distraction.

That makes sense, right? Because whoever comes out to check on the car, then they're not gonna recognize her, you know, as easily. But Gene Wilder's character and Richard Pryor's character have to work together to search the room because

One of them has to be lookout and the other one has to search the room. But when you have a blind man be the lookout, that's not going to work out for the best. And then when you have a de a deaf man ransacking a room that he doesn't know if someone else is in or not, you know, that's not going to work out for the best.

No, it's never gonna work out. So

Yeah, the just the comedy setup that they're doing, all of the various scenarios and

Again, it's not so much that they're poking fun or touching down on the disability itself that each of the characters have. What they're just showing you is the limitations of both.

Yeah, and what ends up happening in a real world scenario when they have to take risks that they would have to take. And it really builds on the drama of the danger for them while at the same time

mm finding a way to make it comedic because you as an audience know what's going to happen and that whole MacGuffin of them about to get hurt, you know, and not being able to either see it or hear it coming.

Yeah. And just kind of build that like Hitchcock and sort of suspense, but also like help you release it by making it funny and laugh about it at the same time. Yeah.

It really helps you out.

even like this movie as much as I did the other ones, but I'm finding

Always knew I like this movie. I've always loved this movie.

Like I used to think that it was just I I thought this was my number three is what I was getting at, right? Yeah. For a long, long time I thought it was I love silver str I love silver streak more just because I saw it first in trains.

Cause you know, that's being trains, whatever. Then Stir Crazy is like my second one, which you have'em switched. You would be Stir Crazy and then probably Silver Streak. And then this one was my third, always. That's how I kind of ranked them when we got started. Well, now I'm starting to think that like

Like maybe I like this one more than Silver Streak.

Oh man, really?

Yeah, yeah, and like maybe I like it or enjoy it more than Stir Crazy 2, but I don't know if that's because I've been watching it since I was a little kid or not. Or if maybe I'm watching as an adult and I'm enjoying the comedy in it after doing all of the reviews, I'm like

Like no, Stir Crazy's still the pinnacle for me. It's still the best this pair has ever been. But this feels like it's the second best to me. Like they really, really have a lot of great

Like arguments back and forth and the shouting that they do, the comedic bits in here are really good. This this is like it's a stronger third, if I'm still gonna put it third.

Right? But like maybe now it's stir crazy. Uh uh see no evil here, no evil, silver streak.

Yeah, maybe.

I kind of feel that way after going through the review. Like that's kind of how I feel about them. Like, I don't know.

Maybe we should do the rest of the view the review and I'll solidify it.

Maybe you'll know then.

Yeah, all right. So let's do that, right? Let's do it. All right. So the run to the end starts with a cut from prior being dragged off.

for the doctor's convention to Wilder searching the room and not realizing someone is still in the room with him. The shower is going as he notices the bag in the room and then he sees the female killer is in the shower and mostly naked.

When he goes to search for her bag, she reaches out for it, and we get some nice shots of shower titties for this bit. Thank you, movie. Yeah.

Thank you moving.

Basically, Wilder pretends to not be in the room while holding the bag she is looking for, and hilarity ensues. So she's got like shampoo or some kind of face wash on her face.

She's got face wash on her face. Yeah. That she doesn't want to get in her eyes,'cause I guess it'll burn. And then she's looking for her bag for something else that she forgot.

That's when the shower titties come popping out. We get to see them. And Gene Waters moving the bag to make her think that she is finding it on the counter so that she doesn't open her eyes. Just really funny.

Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah.

The nudity also helps quite a bit, as it always does.

Oh yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. I think uh this is the uh the the the movie I do next week is the only movie where there is never any nudity in it.

Yeah. Yeah. There's at least some titties at some point in a lot of these. Yeah.

Ha ha ha

Well, anyway, she stops the shower as he takes the bag out of the bathroom and she thinks it's her partner when she hears him knock something down by setting the bag down, but the man who is deaf and rooting through the room has no idea the danger that he is in.

They cut from this to prior on the panel for the doctors. And come on, goddammit. He's doing the accent. That has to be R.

Yeah.

Eighth clip.

Like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field, Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology, Dr. Harold Arlo, pathology.

Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmologist.

And in his first visit to the US, the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Konrad Johansson.

Hold it right there.

Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out. Move, move!

Alright, get him up. Come on. Hands over your head. Both? Both of them?

Яка.

You're a real girl.

This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years.

Yeah.

So long, sweetheart. Another time, another place. We might have had a chance. You will write, won't you?

Dr. Johansen, my question is for you. In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women, you attribute increased sexual appetite to a lactose-restricted diet.

Now I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here.

Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial to geriatric sexuality?

Oh boy. Well, some of my patients prefer walking.

Some prefer bicycling, but for the best results to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking

I like it myself, you know. One in the morning and late at night.

Let's just put everything back in.

You can move your baby.

If he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?

I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do.

I've been extremely...

I'm just gonna leave you now.

It's a kind of

Where the hell are you?

Well, I'm sorry. There was an accident. This woman rammed into our spider. It was all very simple until she made it very complicated.

But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive?

What's wrong with it?

Ooh ooh! Ooh, shooting thing in my head. My eyes! Oh boy! It's a button! I can't see!

Someone take me to-

What don't-

Come on. Now get your hands off of me! Come on! Don't stop. Oh stop that.

Like a baby.

We have one little teeth.

Don't touch that head. Whatever you do, don't you touch it?

Who are you?

Sir.

Fine, thank you. Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here.

Oh my goodness! I thought you'd never come!

You know what?

Yeah, of course I know what's happened. This is called blindness.

Hysteric.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah, sometimes it comes just like that.

How do you treat it, Doctor?

Well, the left brain and the right brain are having a little fight with each other, and you gotta distract them. Just for a minute. Now, doctor, your handson, how many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?

Three.

That's pretty good, considering that he's blind. Now doctor, I want you to Take it easy, and you tell me the first

Pussy!

It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor. Come on. We gotta take a little walk, get the heart pumping, and then it's gonna be all brand new. Come on, doctor. But now that's it. Easy.

Where's it down?

I don't know. She's not in the room and she didn't leave a message. See, if he gets too excited too soon, it comes right.

Gently, gently, take it easy, Doc!

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Guten Abend. Abend.

Thank you.

We got a lions and carew registered here.

I'm sorry we have no one.

Well look, one guy's blind, the other guy's deaf. You sure they're not.

Yeah.

Just

Well, I'm with the police now. If I brought you in some pictures, could you identify them?

Security officer.

Yes we do. Right behind you.

Okay, take it easy.

Excuse me. Where's the little alpha? Little red alpha?

They just took off.

Three of them. There was uh lady with great legs and uh झाल झाल

And a black.

My god. My sister.

Hey, um, the man, um...

He asked me to

If you want to see the girl, bring the coin to the house with a thousand windows, Route 104.

No, uh that that's the uh Sutherland estate. I hope you have an invitation.

Yeah. Yeah, Doberman's the big, the huge, the killers.

Terima kasih.

So could you do me a favor?

If we're not back in 30 minutes, would you call the police for us?

New York Police Department asked for cash.

Captain Braddock.

Molly, and and tell him sorry, sorry Molly, tell him that Lions and Carew are at the southern The house is all glass.

Nothing yet, Molly.

There's a lot of land here.

There.

It's a greenhouse. There she is, Wally.

And they're the dogs.

감사합니다.

Now they're leaving. They go in. Looks like they're locking the door.

Now they're going back to the main hunt.

She's gonna be all alone in about two minutes.

You all clear on the plan?

Isabelle. I'm gonna go water the plants if you don't mind.

You sure there's only three dogs down there?

Better take a look.

A parking brake has been a little bit more.

been released.

Yeah, just a three.

I don't see what could go on.

Wow!

Dave!

Break.

The parking place.

Fecha-me!

Dave! Come to me!

Talk to me, Dave! I can hear the car, but I can't hear you! Dave! I can't see you, Dave! Hello!

Thank you.

Oh my god, Dave, what have I done this time?

Dave, you say something? Talk to me!

I can't see your lips. What do you say?

Is that him? Can you see him now?

There you are. What are you saying?

I'm saying I think it's over.

I mean, I didn't just fuck my life up today. I I dragged my sister into this shit, man.

And it hurts.

I just want to say I'm sorry, Daddy.

Don't back out.

Dave, I've been running on fumes most of my life.

Yeah, there I realized for the first time...

Well that's true.

But this morning, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.

That's true. Man's got a point.

We'll get her out, Wally. We'll get her out.

I think we're in overall here.

Nobody ever thought we would get this far.

Don't back out on me now.

We can. I promise. We can.

Altyazı M.K.

Fuck it.

Damn you.

I created a monster.

Where's the girl?

She's in the greenhouse where they can see her.

And when can we expect our two distinguished guests?

have the corn.

Yes, they have the coin.

What do you think of that thing?

A lot of trouble over a little piece of gold.

I don't know what this is, but it's not gold. Gold doesn't chip and peel away like this.

Doesn't matter to me. As long as they want it real.

You better hold on to it just in case anything happens to me.

Nothing that's gonna happen to you.

Good. Glad to find that out. Ready?

Ready.

Okay.

Okay Wally.

Start counting.

The bit where he makes the murderer drop her towel feels really fucking gross in this day and age.

Yeah. Yeah, not exactly how you wanna remember that. No, but that is what it is.

His boner on the way out is somewhat funny. Also, he knows that this person has killed someone and framed him for the murder, so I also don't feel as weird about it, but it's still pretty.

'cause I mean also this this person is a murderer who's towel dropped, I'm just saying.

Yeah.

And she's trying to frame uh uh two disabled people. So you know

Yeah, I feel less bad about it, but it's still

Yeah.

Yeah. And also I feel bad about it because I was already enjoying seeing a murderer naked from the shower anyway.

Right.

They cut from the end of the clip to the kidnapped sister waiting for her big refrigerator moment in the greenhouse.

Wilder shows up, fends off a Doberman with some peanut butter, and sets off the alarm by breaking the greenhouse window.

And of course he cannot hear it, so hilarity ensues as he gingerly tries to be quiet with the alarm blaring out loud. Really, really funny.

Yeah, I know that's just awesome.

That leads into our ninth clip.

Now.

What's all about

What's about?

Well, I was gonna mention the alarm Something else came up.

Oh, sorry about the flowers. You like roses?

That's enough, Herman. It's all right. Just keep your gun pointed on him. I'll check if he has the coin. Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons.

Careful you remember what happened last time kind of seen the other cigarette

Tell her they smack her!

Hera day!

Grew up with brothers.

You have to run up that.

I don't have that many brothers!

I DON'T W-

Here's the blind one.

Thank you.

Come in, Mr Carew. I'm delighted to see you.

I'm delighted to see you too. So you're the fat fuck that runs the show.

Beautifully put, Mr. Carew. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.

Did he have the coin?

Yes, it's in my pocket.

May I have it please?

What do you bother with that phony coin for?

You're quite right, Mr. Carew. It is a phony. A magnificent phony.

May I have it please, Kurt?

Would you mind telling me what I've been running around risking my life for?

The superconductor.

A room temperature superconductor. And I dare say it may be the most valuable material in this world.

Can you imagine an electric cable the size of that coin that could light up an entire city?

But you told me it was a gold.

Making it look like a coin was just a handy way to get it out of Washington.

After I'd arranged to borrow a small sample.

Mr. Sutlin, and I'm currently pointing a gun at your head. I think under the circumstances that you and I should renegotiate our contract, don't you?

Yes, I do. I agree with you completely. What would you say to...

One third of eight million dollars.

Would you say that's fair?

Yes, I'd say that that's extremely

What the hell just happened?

I turned out the lights just for a moment. Just long enough to gain the advantage.

How come I got the feeling I'm not the only person in this room who's

Because you have great intuition.

Expect you have excellent hearing like myself.

A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirk.

It's too bad. I liked him.

I can't see your face, but I bet you're not crying.

Nor can I see your face, Mr. Carew.

Yet I can hear you stooping down to find Kurgos pistol.

Am I right, sir?

Oh no. Dear gentleman. Get him. One murder a day is enough for you, right?

Oh the big reveal, the big bad is also a blind gentleman.

Ha ha.

Shocked. I'm shocked.

Yeah, the end of the clip starts a blind man bluff off, I guess if you would kind of say, right?

That's a great way to put it, yeah.

Exactly what it is.

One is trying to find the other one in a very carefully choreographed set of near misses that are visually very fucking funny.

Yeah, it's it's really good stuff.

Yeah. Before the more evil of the pair of blind men gets more of a drop on Richard Pryor's character before being interrupted in our tenth clip.

Perfect timing. Come in, my dear.

I brought the other one.

Wally, are you alright?

Stay quiet, Mr. Carew. Suddenly gone shy, have we?

Adele got away, Wally. The police will be here any minute.

You had better tell me what happened to Mr. Cargo, Mr. Sutherland.

Sorry, my dear.

Mr. Kirgo decided at the last minute to renegotiate his contract, and he put a pistol to my head. Eve, we've been associated for almost five years. I want you to know I have no intention of killing you.

So don't be frightened, my dear, and please, don't do anything rash.

No, I wouldn't do that. You know I try to do that.

Mr. Sutherland.

But I would like to know what your intentions are.

To leave the country as soon as Raul sets my helicopter down. I invite you to come along. Rio can be captivating this time of year.

Just pick up the gold coin I believe is on the floor in front of you.

I don't see it.

Look in Mr. Kurgle's left hand. I think he may be holding it for us. Did you Find it, my dear.

Yes. Yes, I found it.

Would you hand it to me, please?

May I ask what my share might be?

of eight million dollars. Would you say that's fair?

Yes, yes, I think that's very fair.

Дай!

What's going on?

Dave! Dave?

Dave, what just happened?

Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us.

I'm right here, Wally.

I hear the sirens. The police will be here soon.

If you drop that pistol now, you'll probably make some license plates and play a little volleyball every afternoon for a couple of years.

I'll even wait for you if you want.

Thanks.

But you see, You're the ones.

They're looking for.

Not me.

So if I get on that helicopter with the coin, I get out of here.

You're too tall for me anyway.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in.

I hear jail ain't so bad anyway, so you lock it up to butt.

I'm over here, Wally. Over

Where Dave?

They

Who in the hell I'm talking to? He can't hear.

She's running to the helicopter.

Nice erect industry.

There we go.

Ready?

I'm ready! Go!

Yeah.

And with that, the police arrive as Wilder struggles with the pilot and prior attempts to wrestle the guns away from the murderer. There is some funny shit where Wilder threatens the man with throwing a knife.

but he complies with the police who have surrounded the scene and are the ones the man is really complying with. Wilder's character being deaf has no idea and actually feels like he's doing some good. Just classic Gene Wilder misunderstanding the situation stuff really, really dig it.

Oh god.

Yeah, and that leads into our final clip.

Come on.

Not now Wally, I'm busy. Come on, keep coming.

Funny little turd.

Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look.

When did you guys get here?

Sure was worried about you too.

It's all over.

Thank you.

Oh.

Goodbye, Captain Bratis.

Captain Braddock, you're a dickhead.

I GOTTA SUP-

Right.

You can't do it

Kiko, I know the law now, I get to shoot the No no you can't.

What do you mean I can't shoot-

Captain we got the real

Killer, we got the real killer.

What are you telling me that I I can't shoot them? No.

So I'm afraid you can. Come on.

But we went to all this trouble to catch him, and now you're telling me I can't shoot him?

Yeah, it's kind of.

I'm gonna shoot him!

Why can't I shoot him?

Yeah.

Not a nice memory.

Yeah.

You know why?

It's something I've been wanting to do since the day I met you.

That was two days ago.

That's fine.

Wow.

It's something I've been wanting to give you for two days.

Dave, you don't have to give me anything. I mean...

You're a real nice guy, you know that?

No, but I want to give it to you.

Oh Dave.

Please, listen to me. I have a lot of love for you.

Thank you.

How's it feel to be a handicapped? I always wonder.

I'm not hand.

I have you.

They double smash ice cream cones onto each other's heads and the film rolls credits.

Uh, I wanted to just point out um where the chief of police or whoever it was that was like pursuing them really, really just wanted to shoot them.

and was so angry that he had to accommodate these two gentlemen and they made him look so foolish and all of that, everything was making Bev laugh so much. She was giggling at that guy, going, Why can't I shoot him?

I know, that's always good.

Ha ha.

Yeah, that shit was absolutely hilarious. I really enjoyed it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it's it that is fun stuff. That's a that's a good time no matter what.

Yeah. Uh again, I after going through all of this, yeah, I think um Stir Crazy I still like better. There's a lot of really funny word points and really great shows.

Crazy is still my favorite of all time. Uh for their movies.

Yeah, but I'm putting this one at number two after reviewing it as an adult. I thought I would actually like Silver Streak more, but I think

This is

Still part of the pinnacle. This is still a down drop, but this is just a slight like just slightly not quite as funny to me as what Stir Crazy was. But it's it's almost like almost like they captured lightning in a bottle again. Almost

Yeah, they got real close to to yeah, getting that.

Yeah. I mean it's so close that it's almost negligible and just pointless to even try and argue. And I

feel that way after watching it this time as an adult and watching it with my review eyes on and just sitting there mesmerized by it while playing the you know, playing the clips back or even just recording them and just really, really enjoying it. Like I got really nothing to add about this film other than yeah.

Yeah, this is going up to number two now. It's stare crazy, then this, and then Silver Streak, and then another use still fourth.

Mm.

I agree. I I'm in full agreement with everything you're saying right now.

Yeah. Uh there are really not any horrible misses in these four. It's just that one feels a lot more disappointing than the others. It's kind of like when you start talking about the Godfather movies, right? Whichever one you dislike the most.

is the one that feels like the biggest disappointment to you at that point.

Exactly. Yeah, which is three.

It's great.

It's three.

Ha ha ha.

Till they make a fourth.

Tell him we can fourth one. I mean'cause Pacino is having kids at eighty, he's gonna need some money.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah, I think I'm done. I'm good talking about this one. Well, we gotta get on to next week's movie anyway, even though we've already recorded it, which just means I wanna be done. Yeah.

We just want to get out of here, Peter.

I'm thinking no more fucking story times for this week either and uh we'll yeah, we'll just Yeah.

And when we come back we'll just go.

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