Beek on being

They’re back! Sami Jo and Jesse are back in studio for our monthly dose of comic relief. Of course something inappropriate ensues on and off camera! This is Beek on being a SISTERS SESSION APRIL 2026

Creators and Guests

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Producer
Steven Chen
Songwriter/Composer, Producer, and residenet Recording/Mixing/Mastering Engineer at Penthouse Studios Miami. Credits include: The Emmys, Tyler Perry, French Montana, Love & Hip Hop ...

What is Beek on being?

A podcast on shared humanity; discussing personal and professional perspectives. From serious to silly to sublime, coming from kindness and curiosity, it is all about connections.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Hi. I hope you're well. This podcast is a place for people to share personal and professional perspectives, talk openly, and ask questions. From serious to silly to sublime, it's all about communication and connections. Always coming from a place of kindness and curiosity, we talk about shared humanity, discuss ideas, and highlight people creating a better world.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We've got to keep learning, keep growing, keep being. I'm Melissa Beek, and this is Beek on being, a sister session for April. Okay. So the last couple of sister sessions, we focused on daddy because it was ten years since he passed, or Ma and her rules. Oh, and on the upcoming Write to Ruthi, we have coming up next month.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We have to remind everybody Questions for Ruthie. Yeah. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

forgot about that one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Everybody since everyone loves her unsolicited, unedited opinions on everything, We're going to have a special episode next month where she answers all the viewers questions. So you have to DM us your questions. Do have

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

to be there for these questions?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'd like you to.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I wanna hear her answer. I mean, I'm sure we know, but it's nice to hear.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. So do

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

we have like paddle questions? Like bullshit

Melissa Shere Beek:

or truth? We should

Jessica Shere Coggins:

make that. That would be

Melissa Shere Beek:

so good. Okay, Sam. You have to make

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'll make the paddles.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Mhmm.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. So viewers, DM us your questions, and they will all be asked anonymously. So there won't be any names, so no embarrassment.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

True. Not true.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're bullshit. Truth. Bullshit. Yes. Bullshit.

Melissa Shere Beek:

There's no question too big or too small. She definitely has thoughts and opinions on everything. So DM us to write to Ruthie. Alright. So girls Yes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I figured today because you love the quickie questions so much, we'd go back to the Beek bag and see what happens.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm nervous. I don't know why.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You always get like I know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You're so And I did have my blueberry coffee.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, shit. Well, you have some other coffee here. Alright. Yep. Take a bag.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Pass it down.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Take a bag or take the bag?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Take the bag.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

My god. Take a bag.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Many did

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you just make? You mean take a thing and pass

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it Oh, my god. Wait till you see

Melissa Shere Beek:

how many are in here. A lot.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Get in there. Good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm trying.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm trying.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Wait. Did she just answer it or we both answer that question?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Wait. I think I have It could be one, two, or three. It might be here for a long time. First of all, she has to actually pick one. I know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Come on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. She cut them where they're stuck together.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. So pour some I'm not trying.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. No. I'm trying just to grab one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's fucking stuck together. Oh, god. They're long. How many did you get?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

One or Oh,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you know what? They're folded in half.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

think too. Okay. You ready? Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Put on your glasses, Sam. Sure. I know. Gotta get

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the glasses. 51 glasses. Okay. What movie best describes your life?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

don't really watch movies anymore.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. A TV show.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. That doesn't help. Like

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know mine.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. You go.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Animal House. Oh, That's

Melissa Shere Beek:

so true. It's not that crazy, but it's crazy. Oh, it's totally crazy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, It's not my but I I love this movie. It's Meet the Fuckers.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, my god. They're coming out with authority. I'm so excited.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That is a really good movie. That is good one.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Why it's in my head.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's a good I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

just thought.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

have a movie that's what about you?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know. I didn't think about it. But the first thing that came to mind was do you remember it was Steve Martin Parenthood?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes. Love that. So that's I always

Melissa Shere Beek:

good movie. You know? It's like, if your grandmother's so smart, why is she sitting in the neighbor’s car The little boy

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

who, like, had the bucket on his head and just Yes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Like, ramming the wall.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like, fold one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's Jessica's children at my house. Some with warning signs. Alright. Pass them back when you're done. Jessica, you can't pick two at a time.

Melissa Shere Beek:

One at time. I picked one. Oh, okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Good. They're just Pulling really off

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the fucking out.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You're cursing a lot on this one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go for

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it, Sam. She's next.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. You pick the first one. Jessica, you have to read it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I can't see. My glasses on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

She's not 50 yet.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What topic could you talk about without research or prep? Probably makeup.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, really?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like beauty products.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I love that stuff.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No, I know because you take mine.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. I don't need to yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. She's What topic could

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you I don't need a research or anything. I do my

Melissa Shere Beek:

own Okay. So what's a hot tip on a good beauty you're using? Ow. Don't ask me that. Yes.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She said she

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

she went to Sephora the other day to buy something that you told her she had to have.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's fine skin scent SkinCeuticals.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. It wasn't SkinCeuticals.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I love this stuff.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was like in a squishy little, like, weird packaging. It's like Medic whipped tube?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. It's like a cream for the body. She said, you you told her to go buy it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I remember. I probably did.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Maybe you do need to do research on this topic.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Clearly. I don't remember what I told you. She said you you told her to go buy it. She went to Sephora and bought it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm gonna text her and ask her what it is. I'll know what it is.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Uh-huh. No. I don't know. I just like that stuff. Doesn't mean

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Maybe it's my craft projects. Like, the different crafts I do. I don't no. Really like Like, the other day, I was literally I had to tie bows on something that I'm making now. And I tried to watch a YouTube video on a bow.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And I'm like, this is the stupidest thing.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What am I doing?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So I just figured it out on my own. But yeah, probably my craft projects. Someone will call me and like, I got this idea for you to do. Do it. And I'm doing it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I would do I to me, I could talk about architecture or music.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. Pass back. Next one.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You're are you not picking?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Because you know them all? Oh, I they've been in the bag for months. No. You need to You want me to pick? Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Fine. But pass Jessica's back because I wanna keep the ones that we already picked out. Do we shake it? No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It it doesn't move much. Doesn't oh god. There's

Jessica Shere Coggins:

so I told you. I told you. There's so many.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. So we let's pour okay. Let's pour some out.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You gotta like mush them around,

Melissa Shere Beek:

I think. Well, I I took some out and put it on the table.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I think she has

Melissa Shere Beek:

a cut though. I don't think I have my oh, your first what was your first concert? Do you wanna guess what my first concert was?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. But Duran Duran's coming into concert. I feel

Jessica Shere Coggins:

like I know this answer.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So good.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like Barry Manilow or something?

Melissa Shere Beek:

The Bee Gees. That was my first concert. With Andy Gibbs. That was my first concert. On the Bee Gees.

Melissa Shere Beek:

On the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Bee Gees. No. Mine was somewhere else.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Mine was in the seventies and it was and I this is the funniest thing. It was on a baseball field and they had the field covered and it had rained so they were protecting the field. And we walked down there and we were in the first row and it was all three Bee Gees and Andy Gibb was there. And dad I was with mom and daddy and daddy turns to me and goes, we're so close, we could watch him pick his nose.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Of course he was. And that's what stuck with me about the concert. It was amazing amazing concert. It was fabulous. I mean, They were in their heyday.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was late seventies. My second was Barry Manilow.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, see? I wasn't far. Was like, you definitely went to like a Barbra Streisand or Barry Manilow. I think it was Barry Manilow. No. What was your favorite concert?

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know what? Steven and I were just talking about this beforehand because we were talking I was talking about Niel Rogers who I love, and he's doing a new thing with Duran Duran that's coming out on the on the April 23.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But I told him one of the most electrifying concerts I had ever been to was at the Orange Bowl in '83.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, they

Jessica Shere Coggins:

have good concerts there.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was Prince.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh. I didn't know you he went that?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Was 15 fucking dollars at specs. It was so good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

He was he is smaller than Ma. Came yeah. Out I know. So he died the same year daddy died. We used

Jessica Shere Coggins:

to do PR for him too up in New York.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And this man He can move. Rocked the fucking stadium. Like, I'm just electric. Really?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. Yeah. One of the most electrifying concerts I've ever been to. And I've been to a million concerts that I love, but that was the most incredible. Mine was my MJ.

Melissa Shere Beek:

MJ? Oh, you love him.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Michael Bruno Mars is amazing. He's right.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Some people are really good. Mars is like They can entertain

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

a I'm a huge Peter Gabriel fan.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

love love Peter Gabriel. Okay. And Kenny Loggins. God. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I’m Alright.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, she got something she doesn't like. She just snorted.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Don't know. You know you can replace it. Forget it. Just wanna read what it was though.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Can do this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I gotta put my glasses on again.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's probably more for you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Can't get them through.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

We'll pass on that too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh. Now I'm curious. I just need to

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's not a bad thing.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm just just like it's a death. I'm not ready. I I don't have the energy. This is too strong for today. I'll tell you what the question was.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What's No. Don't. Yeah. What's a pivotal moment in your life? I I just I'm not

Melissa Shere Beek:

too heavy today, bro.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm not ready. Keep it

Melissa Shere Beek:

personal, some

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm not ready to go down that road.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Not that anything You can dump a bunch out on

Jessica Shere Coggins:

the couch.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Why don't we do that?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You're having difficult

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You know what the problem is? Is that you take your glasses off. You take them back off.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's what I just said. Have on my glasses.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. But they have these ones We did that magnetic that one.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She has a memory. I did.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Wait. We may have been on an episode that wasn't in.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. No. It's we've talked about We've talked

Melissa Shere Beek:

about that. Okay. It's what kind

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

of neighborhood did you grow

Melissa Shere Beek:

up in? Oh, thanks for telling me, by the way.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I appreciate that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What is your most treasured possession? Of course, my children.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. A possession.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Your children aren't possession. A possession.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Something you brought back from a trip? God. God knows. It's with her. She has a lot.

Melissa Shere Beek:

God. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

feel like it's like a piece like I have daddy's mezuzah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Aw, that's nice.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wanna say that, that he had on his necklace. I think I have it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I like it. Do you have it? That I don't You have it. You just said you have it. Is he, a multiple?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I would say that's that's probably

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's a good one.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Mine's my blanket. No qualms about it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh god. I forgot about It's just comfort.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's comfort.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Yours? I have something again, I'm a little

Jessica Shere Coggins:

bit

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I have something of shocked about of their pictures when they were on their honeymoon.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Mine's not like my prized possession. It's just

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, it's your prized

Melissa Shere Beek:

possession. It's your Jessica.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's just soothing and you know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. It has meaning to you.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It has meaning

Melissa Shere Beek:

to That's me. Okay. Did you pass me that one back, Sam?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes, I did.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Or did you throw it back in the box? I did my yob.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yep. Oh, it's one. No. Woah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Glasses on. Neck and head are killing me on this thing today. Don't know.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, I know this.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I don't know it. I have to think about what skill would you like to have?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

wish I was really? I wish I was a little smarter, more intellectual. I'd like to be able to learn things that I didn't quite pay attention to.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. That's valid.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. What's yours?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'd like to be able to sing. Yeah. Really? I mean, I'm belting it out in the car right here. I'm, like, screaming and dancing.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Is it like my dancing where I think I'm really good, but I'm not

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was just gonna say Oh, I know I'm not interesting. I watch,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

like, Tim Talks, and I'm like, I can do that. And then I'm like, uh-uh. I can't do that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, you have no idea what I I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

think I can choreograph dance. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know I can dance. The singing I can't do. And I'm having the best time singing in the shower. I'm singing in the house. I'm singing in the car.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But there's like one time I'll turn the channel and I'll hear myself and I'm like, what the fuck is that? Even Even when I talk and I hear myself.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wish I could play the piano. Like, I know this sounds stupid. There's a piano right out there. But like I've always said, I would buy like one of those self playing pianos. But what if I just sat there and just

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, and played the drums. I wanted to do that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's So we can all take up that. Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I tried to. Then I had kids instrument.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I definitely won't be able to sing.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Wait. You have to pick, but we just threw them all. Oh, wait. There's still some in the bag.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Still some in the bag. I can pick on the couch. Hold on. Oh my god. There really are a lot in here.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I need a bigger bag.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. You need a cup of them.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Best compliment you ever received?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, that's nice.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're so tall.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You have big feet.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You have big feet. You're tall. You have Intelligent.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. That's nice.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. What about you guys? What's the question again? Best compliment you ever received. And I said that I'm highly intelligent.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That was a great compliment. Come on, blondie.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, no. It's just like I guess one thing that Mason loves about me is that I can just talk to everybody. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She can. But there's times I can also shut down. I had to pull her out

Jessica Shere Coggins:

of the

Melissa Shere Beek:

luncheon today.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But there's times I could shut like, I could shut down real quick. But he's like, you can just go anywhere and like, you just talk. Yeah. You put connections together very well.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, that's nice.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I like that. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's What was the question again?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

My god. This is the

Melissa Shere Beek:

third time you're asking.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm in left field. I'm sorry.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You alright? Yeah. Okay. Thank Best compliment you ever got?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

There's two maybe.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. One

Jessica Shere Coggins:

one, someone said and I do feel like I I try to have this, is that you have a kind heart.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Mhmm.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like, you you go out of your way to make sure people are No, I'm not. I'm totally okay. I think that would be it. That Yeah. Because I feel like I do try.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I do try and, you know, I I care for people.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, certain people.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's true.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. You're select only the people we like. Yeah. For sure.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But, no, I feel I feel like I got that. And then someone Read them and throw them, like, Zach, I'm watching

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you cheat. That was a good And that one's known too. And then

Melissa Shere Beek:

I think someone said to me,

Jessica Shere Coggins:

from a situation once, they told me that you've turned into something really good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. I You're the best you've ever been.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Thank you. It's very nice. But I think that was a was a amazing compliment Yeah. To for me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I've gotten kindness too, and that really stuck with me. Like that too. That's a good one. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

think we are though.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I think we are.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. In today's day, like, I think yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I think we all care. Like, there's a caring quality about all of us. Like a sincere quality. Yeah. Like a sincere, real yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I I agree with that. Mhmm. I agree

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

with that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And I hope I raise

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

my kids to be the same way, respectful.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I do too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Me too. Alright. What's the one Sam cheated on?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. What did she cheat?

Melissa Shere Beek:

She threw it next year.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, good. Give back to her. You can't have it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. She cheated.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She saw it and didn't wanna answer it. Oh. What is it?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I got glasses again.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, Jesus. I think I'm just gonna keep them on.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

And they're crooked.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You gonna throw it away too?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. You don't wanna answer this?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't think so. Okay. Go ahead. What's the one that I We don't have

Jessica Shere Coggins:

a childhood memory you think of often. Okay. I think of our old house very often.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Our old house was the best.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So what's a memory like from like one specific moment?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

The first I don't know if this is best, but I don't know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I gotta think about that one, actually. Why? Sam, what was yours?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Well, the first thing that comes to mind is Hurricane Andrew, and it's such a bad thing

Melissa Shere Beek:

to remember. Oh, no. I don't remember.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a chat. But I was

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm thinking about the secret door.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I just remember playing in our house. It was like everything No. Drove back in. Oh, yeah. Everything was just

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was magical.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It was. There's no other way. Like, it was so cool.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The backyard, pool, the doors. It was

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

very special.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

We grew up, you know, too was very nice and on that street.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. Every every

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I have remember this secret door. Also actually have I actually have very fond memories

Melissa Shere Beek:

of Gulliver Academy when I was

Jessica Shere Coggins:

there when I was younger.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you? I can remember every teacher where my class was. I I still can feel it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's so funny. I do remember that secret door.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's where we kept all of our coats.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Was a cool door. That was a cool door.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Kinda scared me a

Melissa Shere Beek:

little. No. I like it. You can hide in there very easily. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Mom's closet, the atrium Also, the

Jessica Shere Coggins:

boyfriend's freaked me out. Yeah. It was amazing. I wish I could go back to the house. I drive by it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm just waiting for someone to be out the studio, I drive past the house because it's on the way.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I told you I knocked and I went in.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I know. You gotta tell me. You said it wasn't the Alright. We might show up at a doorstep at someone's house.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The three of us let us in.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, that

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

was being address?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. No.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I still have the I still know

Melissa Shere Beek:

the I mean, the I still know the phone numbers too.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Never heard Flash when someone would call.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. That was how to get to the other line. Okay, Sam. Next question.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, look. Oh my Jesus. I have glasses. What do you want to be doing in twenty years or what do you see yourself doing? That's a really good question.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know what I wanna see you doing. I want you to get that

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh degree god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And do all her investigative

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

surveillance Okay. In twenty years, I'll be 71 years old.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't know.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Are you serious? I know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So? 51. So? Five plus

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So Twenty

Melissa Shere Beek:

years. Okay. So it's gonna take her a couple years to get a degree, and then you could be No.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's not that I just don't see us that old. Like, it doesn't You

Melissa Shere Beek:

called me old three times before we started the session.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I don't mean I I was just trying to

Melissa Shere Beek:

be old.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I I just gonna we're gonna get to that age.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. So you might as well use your time wisely and have fun. Do you have to get it? It's Baylen.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh. Hi, baby. Let's get

Melissa Shere Beek:

her on. Let's get her on. Get her on. Baylen, you're on our podcast. Hi, Bay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What's going on? Hi, everyone. Hi. Hi, baby. What's Is it actually recording?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. Oh, hi. Hi, fans. Hi, fans.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What's up, honey?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm hungry. Could've I called called

Jessica Shere Coggins:

someone. This before.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. You have a car, honey. Go get something good. Love you. Thanks, too.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Have

Melissa Shere Beek:

fun, everyone. Bye. Bye.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She's so cute.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I love her.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She's I could've so guessed that she was gonna say that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Let me just say it. And I'm gonna say it on this episode. Uh-oh. Oh, no. You know, I know for years Jessica was mad at me because I had the girls separated.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And that was because I was afraid of Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Our listeners, they're born eleven days apart.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I was mad at when I told you I was pregnant and so excited. You go, are you fucking kidding me?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. That's when you were mad. Really?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Oh. You were like, jealous. But I take I'm

Melissa Shere Beek:

at a wedding. We had drove you all to. Oh, yeah. What was that?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Remember wedding and not me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was. It was Jamie and Oh. Wendy's And you guys fisted it. Smoke was coming out of your I love you too. It worked out perfectly.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Worry. But yesterday, who sent me pictures of the two of you with your baby bumps together in my house?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh. I probably sent

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it. Sammy's cute picture. Oh, But I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No, it did.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So the girls are eleven days apart. Yeah. And I think because Mason and his cousin are one day apart, Candy, my mother-in-law, and and Keep doing that again. They they did not put them in class together. So I was

Melissa Shere Beek:

You followed her?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I followed the lead. I have to tell you, they're Bria and Baylin are so funny together, but they are so polar opposite.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They are

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

so in

Melissa Shere Beek:

and they

Jessica Shere Coggins:

are very very true.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Very but when they I I know they have different groups of friends, but like I feel like they're Mhmm. Feel like when to come senior year, the friends groups come together. But I feel like I know my girls have like pig Latin, but I feel like Baylin and Bria have, like, an unspoken language. Yeah. They

Jessica Shere Coggins:

probably do. It's nice to see them.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That they

Melissa Shere Beek:

know that Together.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

At the end of the

Melissa Shere Beek:

day, like, they They have each other.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They have each other.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. It's so nice to see it. Like, when we go on trips or we have stuff with the family. I was scared

Melissa Shere Beek:

of it. It's so

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I I I never was, but I get it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Loved it because I never had anybody my

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

age. Not But

Jessica Shere Coggins:

simply the best is that they're off, like, they're so opposite. So it works really well.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're so opposite, like

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. It works great.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's So I I Brie would probably call and say she was hungry too, but

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. But these children have cars?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. It doesn't matter.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Food at home. I think she

Jessica Shere Coggins:

was fishing for money to

Melissa Shere Beek:

go get food. That's why I said text. I'll text you. Alright. Next question.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Who's

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Did got we read this? Did we do this? Twenty years? Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. You didn't do it. Tell me. I'm really.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm gonna be too old. I can't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But you have so much time between then and now. What do you wanna do?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Clean my house. Get a new build again.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Was building on my house yesterday. Was miserable.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I feel like my

Melissa Shere Beek:

body is not working with me when I'm cleaning my house. I'm thinking

Jessica Shere Coggins:

like, need

Melissa Shere Beek:

a You should

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

see my nightstand.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Why?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It is, like, shit shell.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So much

Jessica Shere Coggins:

stuff can't do that but

Melissa Shere Beek:

I can't.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

My house has piles everywhere. I'm trying to No. Clean it

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's really bad. I really am.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I save a lot. I'm embarrassed. I save, but I put them in in boxes labeled and in the closet. Yeah. I do.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Don't have storage. I that's my pitfall now.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The only thing is is that, like, kids left a lot of their stuff in the house, so it's like a lot of stuff.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I am a hoarder.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And I'm not gonna get rid of their stuff.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have I have bins of clothing I need to get rid of, but now I'm too afraid to get rid of them because I don't remember what I put in them. So I feel like I need god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Happens. Do them

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

To make sure.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sure I feel when I donate?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know. I want

Melissa Shere Beek:

to and I didn't,

Jessica Shere Coggins:

but Why you're like freaked

Melissa Shere Beek:

out you put something else in there? I know. Get like that. I'll come to the house and we'll do it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The cleaning lady did.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We'll come to your house and we'll do it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know. Just Yeah. No. Seriously.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Everyone can come to my house and clean.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We'll do it. Sam will do your house and Jess your house. Okay. Pick next. Who's next?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Me probably, but give me one second. I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

apologize. I'm

Melissa Shere Beek:

so sorry. You don't pick. You pick. I've got the bag here but you gotta oh, wait. I'm gonna put I got the pile.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I got the bag, you got the pile.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Steven, you wanna pick a question?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Steven's watching MTV.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

We need Steven's true opinions, one day. We're gonna flip.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I always ask him before and after. I always but I didn't record you, but I always ask him after. I just threw my I can pick now if you want. It doesn't matter. You pick.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What did you learn that changed I should've put my glasses on. What did you learn that changed how you see the world? Oh. Shit. That's intense.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a lot. What did you learn Yeah. That changed the world?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. That changed how you see the world. Oh. It changed the world. It changed the world.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What did you learn?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know. I I I mean, something just popped into my head. I don't know. I I I guess okay. I was horribly horribly horribly bullied for an entire year.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Nobody spoke to me at school except this one kid. And it was sixth grade, and this person was harassing me horribly and she got the whole entire class to ignore me and they were all up on the monkey bars and she was like, This means war and they wouldn't speak to me. And the whole year I had nobody but this one boy, I'm gonna say his initials, SK, because I don't know if he wants to be made public, and he was sitting on the bleachers. And I jumped out of the tree and I sat down on the bleachers. Well, I jumped out of the tree because they threw a dodgeball at me and knocked the wind out of me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Lovely. So I got on the bleachers and I sat and I talked with him because he couldn't play, had severe asthma, and he was telling me his dreams and he wanted to be a pilot. And he had this whole thing with air, you know, and airplanes and all the stuff he wanted to do. Just fascinating, fascinating. And I was so happy I took the time to talk to him.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Fast forward like twenty years later, and something goes down at Miami International Airport, and they call in this highly respected expert with aviation who is a pilot with it was him. It was him. I started screaming, oh my god.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I have a good story.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Now, I never kept in touch with him, But I always just kind of thought he gave me such grace and kindness when it could've just been as easy for him to be as nasty as all the other kids in the class. And he just sort of was really kind and really loving and had a bigger picture in life

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's awesome.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Than what was on a sixth grade playground, and he made it happen for himself, and I always thought that changed how I saw things. Yeah. I was just like, that always stuck with me. No. That's good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sorry.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I never knew that one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. What about you guys?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Well, I think I've brought this up before about when I worked in the foster care and there was a girl that I worked that I got very very close with.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Should I say her name? You can do initials like I did.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Her initials were SB or is SB. And she had two child young children that I used to take her to go visit. I had car seats in my car. She unfortunately lost you know, she was 16 years old when she had two kids and she lost them.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know one of the stories is because they found maggots in her bottles but she wasn't she she was a foster care at her obviously, she was foster kid herself and now her two kids were in foster care And she did the smart thing and gave up her parental rights and

Melissa Shere Beek:

she she used to call me Barbie

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

because I look

Melissa Shere Beek:

like a Barbie doll. Little blondie Barbie doll.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Mhmm. So fast forward to many years later. I and and we kept in touch through Facebook and one time when Mason and I first got married, she wanted to be a chef and she came over and she cooked in our apartment. So I've kept in touch with her over the years. Fast forward, my daughter is collecting fluoride and one of the places that she delivered her fluoride products to was Children's Home Society, where's where I worked.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Mhmm.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And we set up a time and a date to go drop off her supplies. And I said to my daughter, I'm like, I'm gonna call SB on the phone. I had her phone and it's been fifteen, twenty years.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh my god.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And she answered the phone. Get out. And she goes, Barbie.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh my god. Cried

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and cried. Aw. And it was the success that she was she had a life. She was living she's living in West Palm. She has a job.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So nice. She still talks to one of

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

her kids. But it was just the fact that I touched this girl's life, which I don't think she realized how much she touched my life. Right. The fact that the second I called, she and she recognized.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She goes, Barbie. Aw.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like, just That's so sweet.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And you just you look

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

at these kids who are foster care kids and you don't realize they live amongst amongst us. You know, we went to an event today with Jafka, which is the same kind of thing where these kids are there and we live such privileged lives, but yet these kids are living lives that are just

Melissa Shere Beek:

Minute to minute. They they don't deserve it and it's no fault

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

of theirs. They didn't ask for it. But it was this I mean, I I love her. She loves me. And we

Melissa Shere Beek:

can go twenty years without talking and recognize

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

each other's voice. But yeah. So that was one that I like I really hold dear near and dear to my heart.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, that's nice.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So I promised her we would meet up.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's awesome.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

If I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

get I'm to gonna skip that one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're gonna skip that one? Okay. Skip it. Skip it. And then you pick.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Sorry. But I'm skipping that one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Totally.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Glasses back on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, shit. Good or bad?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Thoughts on dating after divorce? Oh. Widowhood? I'm not

Jessica Shere Coggins:

gonna talk a lot about it, but I think it's timing. And when the timing's right, you meet the person that I feel like you need to.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

And, you know, I I, you know, dating's great, but, you know, it depends on the age you get divorced, but you kinda know what you want after a little Oh, So Sure. You know? But, yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know what you're looking for. Or widowhood. What what what's your thoughts? If God forbid

Jessica Shere Coggins:

anything I don't wanna talk about Yeah. Get that. I wouldn't answer I that

Melissa Shere Beek:

can't answer that. Oh, I told Doug it's a one and done. I'm not doing anything after you, babe.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Well, you guys No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Don't But I'm older. So like, when you were divorced, you were younger. I was younger. So I don't know what I would have thought twenty years ago. But now, I'm approaching 60 and I get it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I totally agree. Yeah. Mean, I had said

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

to Mason when he was going in for his vasectomy, which is a secret.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Wow. Many many years ago. Wow.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She always has the best news on here.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go at

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

all. I said to him, you sure because you wanna do

Jessica Shere Coggins:

it's her therapy session too.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But I said, are you sure you wanna do it? What if you meet a hot young girl and she wants to have babies? Like, I don't want you to, like, do that. Like, no. What if something, god forbid Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And you end up remarrying, like like, don't cut your balls just to, you know, like, literally.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Adopt the children that are already out there

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

that are don't know. Wait. So you're

Jessica Shere Coggins:

just saying go still have fun. No. I'm saying Oh, you're saying no fun?

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. She's saying I'm saying

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

if you

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go and have children with the next Right. Person if you want Exactly. Yeah. Have fun.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Don't limit yourself.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like Yeah. Oh, I agree. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. Like, I'm not I think I agree.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I'm not

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

saying have an open marriage. I'm saying if God forbid something happens to me and I'm no longer here. And you find somebody else who's younger, who wants to have children, you have decided already you're not gonna have children. So I said, why would you do that?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, you were oh. If it had happened. Right. I

Melissa Shere Beek:

thought think he was an advocate for him having a life after her. I don't blame her. Yeah. I don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

want him to be alone.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You want to be happy.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I mean, I don't know. Wait. I just don't talk about it.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. I also think with you

Melissa Shere Beek:

You were younger.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You were younger, but you were also I feel like you've made strides in the fact that with this relationship, you and I said it to you in the car. You've made a lot of compromises. Like, you're very stubborn.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I didn't am I? Yeah. I probably yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You said we all You had this bubble that you didn't want anybody to invade. And like, you had the not control,

Melissa Shere Beek:

but like Like, everything was

Jessica Shere Coggins:

so public fire.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You were in a

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

good place where like, it was your rules, it was your house, it was your schedule, it was your children, it was just this was the way it happened. So anybody To coming in

Melissa Shere Beek:

be alone.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Right. Anybody coming in was just gonna mess up the dynamic. So it's like, I feel like you with this, it's like you slowly letting it. Okay. I'll let this go.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. I'll let this. Like we were talking

Jessica Shere Coggins:

about the car. It's hard. You you you can't.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's size down for dinner. That's not It's a demature.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Pattern. No.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And now

Jessica Shere Coggins:

we do.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Kind of brought that in. And you've kind of you've made a a compromise on that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I love that. Mature people having intelligent conversations, and it's not combative. It's it's cooperative.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's awesome.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

think that's how been. She's afraid. Like, a stupid example. We pulled into a Starbucks. She's like, I don't like to go to Starbucks.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It scares me because it's a

Melissa Shere Beek:

one off of US 1 where you really gotta, like, hit it, right, like, when the car stops. Yeah. You gotta go go.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So I refuse to go to that one. I'm like, but you don't know until you try. So she's very, like, rigid and She likes what she likes. Right. Exactly.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Like so.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But with

Jessica Shere Coggins:

this I'm learning about myself so much. Even

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But I like that you've taken chances with him.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. He tries to get me out of my fear bubble.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

And he's like, you know, it's it's nice. It's very nice. It's wonderful.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I have a vision, but it's gonna have to be set on Alright.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

What? On the motorcycle? Yeah. Yeah. I saw that one too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I have a vision with you, like, on the motorcycle. Oh, yeah. I've been

Jessica Shere Coggins:

on it. No,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's not. No. I'm envisioning her, like, in the Northeast.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

But she's taking

Melissa Shere Beek:

me because he has to go so slow. Yeah. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

know. Know. He's like,

Melissa Shere Beek:

no. Going Big time.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm going 41 in a 35.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She goes, you're going so fast.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, because I'm not in control.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You know what?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Speed dealer.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're the worst fucking driver in the entire Do you know those memes where they have like two animals driving? Yeah. And it's like, one's all over the road. The other one in the passenger shoot. It's like, you know, just holding on for dear life

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and praying

Jessica Shere Coggins:

to God. That's my We are

Melissa Shere Beek:

flying down US 1. Five times. No. She bitched at She's driving like a mad woman down US 1. Fuck.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You bitch. Be fighting for nothing. Not in control. Because she's not in drive.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I can't. Amanda.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm gonna get one of fake changes

Melissa Shere Beek:

for her. Planes in between the the intersections, and I'm like, Jessica, that's illegal. And she's like, oh, that's old. Nobody pays attention to that anymore. It's not illegal.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And she's speeding like I'm like, seriously She

Melissa Shere Beek:

won't let me drive by anyone. Get in the car her again ever. That's just one thing. She's flying over shit. And I was she turns to me as she's I don't do it when the kids are

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

in the car. I was like, well,

Melissa Shere Beek:

don't fucking do it when I'm in the car. Like, yeah. No. She said she got a heavy foot this one. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

All are bad drivers. I'm not getting in the car with either of you.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm just an aggressive

Melissa Shere Beek:

Or mom.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. She's I'm gonna tell you, it really is. She can't

Jessica Shere Coggins:

even see how the steering wheel

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's you like, do you remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off where the Yes.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Penteconton I'm like, on. You gotta get a new car.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She's like the top of her she got a new car. Now she's even lower down.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. You see

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's so big for her. Her. You can't see her at all. She's like see me in the top of her hair.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. I just I it annoys the shit out

Melissa Shere Beek:

of I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

can only tell it's her car by the stickers.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I can't tell her car.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's the

Melissa Shere Beek:

only way now. Only because it comes screeching in on two wheels. And then the she honks.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The I it The honking kills me. The shit out of me when people are in the left hand lane and you are going so slow. Today today on on the Don Shula

Melissa Shere Beek:

Both sides.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Somebody was going And okay. Grant, No. But listen. Mason, you can't You

Jessica Shere Coggins:

do this. Go in the right lane.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Listen, I passed Because

Melissa Shere Beek:

people like you Wait. Are driving in the other lane.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Somebody in front of me passed this guy, so I get over, but I cut it really close in front of her.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Her car made a noise. It was that close.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It was really close. It was because I wanted to teach him a lesson, and he got on the horn. Meanwhile, he got on the horn, and he's still, like, five she's like,

Melissa Shere Beek:

what are you

Jessica Shere Coggins:

honking at? I look at her. She goes, did I cut him off bad? I'm like, yeah, you did. Yeah.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I it was good. It

Melissa Shere Beek:

felt good. Oh, see? You guys are the worst.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. But if you're going that slow and now I'm the

Melissa Shere Beek:

second person that cut You you off

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

move away from me.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, no.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Move away Don't they find that people that

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

go slow, the people that go

Jessica Shere Coggins:

through red lights and, like, go through stop signs?

Melissa Shere Beek:

That, I will agree.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's amazing. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They go so slow,

Jessica Shere Coggins:

they blow the trap sign.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. I'm just scared.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

If somebody caught you off before me, learn your lesson. I'm only gonna do it worse now.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Maybe they're terrified.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Miami It's

Melissa Shere Beek:

really yeah. She's horrible. Miami driving is scary. So can you imagine if you're a tourist driving down here? It's not

Jessica Shere Coggins:

scary. Follow the rules.

Melissa Shere Beek:

There are no rules in here in Miami. It's horrible driving here.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Use a blinker.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's helpful. That's about hate

Melissa Shere Beek:

people who don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

use a blinker.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Use a blinker.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I I always use a blinker.

Melissa Shere Beek:

In the middle of an intersection Always you're use the But I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

use the blinker. I use

Melissa Shere Beek:

the blinker. That's all that matters. I follow the rules. I can't. Oh, god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Alright. Take another question. Definitely not getting into the coffee I with me and my

Jessica Shere Coggins:

know. Kicked in yet.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What are you doing? I think the coffee did kick in. Yeah. What? Coffee did kick in.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Fuck. What's that?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Anything else we may not even know enough to ask?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't understand the question.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Neither do I.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. But it sounded good

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

in the beginning. I was like

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. I think there's a

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

word What would my sisters not know about me?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. We get nuggets from you either.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, my you just pulled my pants down.

Melissa Shere Beek:

There's nothing to what happened?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. Oh, I can I'm gonna send

Melissa Shere Beek:

the behind the scenes shots out to my listeners. Oh my god. This is

Jessica Shere Coggins:

actually Her pants got good

Melissa Shere Beek:

stuck and we hear her yelling, help from the bathroom of the studio.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They're like stuck around her waist. She's like, I don't know if the zipper goes up or down. I can't figure it out.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's still open.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes, because the zipper broke. I can't get it

Melissa Shere Beek:

done. Lovely.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. So this is actually a very good one. It's not that great. A favorite read. And I actually was talking to Brie about this.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Favorite read? Like a book?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I wanna start I though I say this all the time. Like, start walking and like listening to a book's on TV.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I do that. It's great.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So I would like a good book.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I'll tell you a million recommendations for good books.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But I, the Kate people are gonna think this is crazy, but I don't want like a real like

Melissa Shere Beek:

Juicy book.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She wants like a beachy book.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Juicy book.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Like this one screwed that one with that one's neighbor and their father was dating the younger sister. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sorry. My god.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Those are good reviews. Those are

Melissa Shere Beek:

have good those recommendations. I think you don't. But your daughter does.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Can I oh, I was gonna

Jessica Shere Coggins:

ask Doesn't that Colleen Hoover make a lot of

Melissa Shere Beek:

those type of books? No. Want to There was a book that your daughter was passing around a long time ago that's supposed to be one of those slutty porno books.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

My daughter?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Would it

Jessica Shere Coggins:

be which I won't ask which one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Think It's I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

still off. Okay. There's no question. Ask the Please read it. I know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Don't have slutty book recommendations.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I was like, it's totally silly. We don't know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Reading our ACT book or SAT Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Viewers, if you have slutty book recommendations, DM me so I can give them to Sam.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I would love to read, but by the time I'm reading, like, my eyes are crossed and I go to sleep.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So what about an audio book?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's what

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm saying.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I like my music in the car.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, But then if you walk with me, then it's stunned because I don't wanna talk

Melissa Shere Beek:

to anyone when I walk with them. Just give me my music and I'm walking. Okay. I know. But I

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

feel like my music is I gotta get a new playlist.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Maybe maybe like a pump up playlist.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. How we we could do the salt and pepper we did beforehand. Shoulders. Doesn't Yo yo yo yo baby pop.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. That's Yo Baby from Barney. Remember?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh my god. That's you. When I said Yo yo yo baby pop

Jessica Shere Coggins:

There's a baby pop

Melissa Shere Beek:

on Barney. I'm doing salt and pepper. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's when she called me old the first time.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. That's a good song. It is a great song.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

My turn? Yeah. Sissy's turn.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sissy's turn. No. I think I went. It's your turn.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a big damn ass paper clip, by

Melissa Shere Beek:

the way. Love my big paper clips.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Of course, it's green. Drinks.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And she has a green pen too. Always. I don't

Melissa Shere Beek:

what don't you know that you wish you did? Don't understand the question. What don't you know that you wish you did know about? Like, something

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

If I did, then I wouldn't and I don't I was like, I Next. I'm like, okay. Bad question. Sorry. Vito.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, no.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You need, like, five hours for this one.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Uh-oh. What do you dislike? I'm sure everybody wants to hear what we dislike. I know. That's the only reason why they're watching.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

They wanna hear the They want the gossip.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What's the golden nuggets? They want

Melissa Shere Beek:

your golden nuggets? No. That she drops. That Samantha drops, like, little

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I on it, like, I love everybody out there, but

Melissa Shere Beek:

I really feel like some people just, like, wanna, like, hear the good.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

But it doesn't have to be people.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Could be anything. No. Wait. What?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like a pet peeve.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, but people are What

Jessica Shere Coggins:

do you dislike?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. What do that's not what she's Not

Jessica Shere Coggins:

who do you dislike.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. Okay. That's what she's saying people are listening for.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, I'm sure. Or to make fun of us or something.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't give a fuck. Get your own podcast, bitches.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Who do you dislike? What do you dislike?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, so you turn it into

Melissa Shere Beek:

Who or what? Go with that.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, I definitely have some pet peeves.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Lay it on us.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, Brad Driver is

Melissa Shere Beek:

one of them for sure.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's you. That's you.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. I'm a good driver.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Okay. We're gonna

Jessica Shere Coggins:

pass on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I'm a good driver too.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I don't know. Can't you can go.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What what

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

else do just of mine is I hate when I open up the

Melissa Shere Beek:

door for someone and they don't say thank you.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yes. Or when they come out the elevator you know, when you're supposed to get

Melissa Shere Beek:

off an elevator before you

Jessica Shere Coggins:

come on, I can't stand or when people don't hold doors and they're right there. You're right on that one. But I definitely have a warm

Melissa Shere Beek:

the door? A lot more to slice. It's not about holding the door.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

It's about holding the door and them not saying thank you.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And when you the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

opposite. Someone's

Jessica Shere Coggins:

done you let someone in in the car little

Melissa Shere Beek:

Do you want them to wave and say hi

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I to do. No. Not hi, but thank What's the

Melissa Shere Beek:

other ones that you don't like?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Don't know. I can't think of them right now.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. You just had them. I can see them lighting up in your

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. I can't. They're not, like, coming They're people. They're people.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I have good reasons why though, but that's okay. You're not gonna say any?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. Oh, man. No. We can't divulge our, like,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

golden nuggets.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I hate nasty ones.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. They want your golden nuggets. Golden nuggets. I think of

Jessica Shere Coggins:

balls when you say golden nuggets.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What? Oh, god.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No one thinks of that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I kinda do, but I

Melissa Shere Beek:

don't know

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

whose balls are golden and whose

Melissa Shere Beek:

got Golden balls. I guess when

Jessica Shere Coggins:

you say golden nuggets.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I didn’t say golden But now that you said balls I just think of balls, they're

Jessica Shere Coggins:

golden nuggets.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Well, that's good for you and your guy, but that's not what I was thinking of.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Damn. Are they golden?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't wanna know! I don't.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

She really turned

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't like nasty ass bitches. Just be kind.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Or fake people.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I just just be kind. Thing is I'm so

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

gullible that, like, someone could be totally, like, fake to me and I wouldn't know because I just feel

Melissa Shere Beek:

like Oh, I feel that energy coming a mile away. I know. And I walk from it. Okay. Who's picking next?

Melissa Shere Beek:

You are. Me? Okay. RuPaul Drag Race. I love RuPaul's Drag Race.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Where's your happy place

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, wham. It was, Wham.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Sorry. What what? There's there's video There was

Melissa Shere Beek:

a video on. Okay. Where is your happy place? Oh. Oh, I know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Where? Tell me Doug. It's either at Yeah. Or where else?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

At home with your kids and Doug. New York City.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The dog and the cat. Yeah. Yeah. And all your animals that you've gotten a Over the years.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Or a bookstore.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Bookstore. Books and books. I'm talking about you. Oh, shit. Oh.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

We gotta do another date night. Can we we should. That was fun. Can we do that?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Going to Books and Books. That was nice.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Actually, fun from high school.

Melissa Shere Beek:

And I love a hardware store or a lumber store. Yeah. Those are happy places. Know used

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

to be Joann's Fabrics, I guess.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. Where's your happy places?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I think my home.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I mean, my home is always my happy

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it's secondary.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, anywhere I'm with my girls is with my happy place though. Outside of I your know. I don't know.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I mean, I don't do it enough, but I walking the streets sometimes.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. That's good. No. Being outside in nature.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I love that.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Love that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I would say my car, but I usually use my car to run away.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

My car is great too, because

Melissa Shere Beek:

the music goes up when no one's in there. Yeah. My music's on.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's a happy place for me.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You walk in my car

Melissa Shere Beek:

and you're

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

like, you're music so loud.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's cause I'm not driving. The neighbor always makes a comment because he can hear my bass coming all the way down the street.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Really? Hers was too. When she went to pick

Melissa Shere Beek:

me up, the music was like

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So loud. She started before she even got in the car, bitching.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. So here's a question because we were just watching. I watch RuPaul's Drag Race religiously. Oh shit. I didn't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So that's like a reality show. I watched that and Survivor. Uh-huh. Oh my

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I haven't watched the new ones.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Survivor is you so gotta watch it from the beginning because you got far

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

and watched it for twenty five years.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Is this one good?

Melissa Shere Beek:

So good. This season is so great.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Okay. You guys supposed

Melissa Shere Beek:

to do that? Good for No. I was supposed to do They're gonna

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

do Amazing Rings.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Amazing Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I thought you were talking about. What were you talking about? Survivor.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I don't get Survivor. I don't understand it. Oh, I think the dynamics is amazing. But this this

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I watched it last

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

season is all all people like, they brought them back. Great.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I watched a little yesterday, but I don't get the people's dynamics, so it wasn't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Because you haven't watched it for twenty five years. But okay.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So what's your question?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I watched so here's my question. So the the reality shows I watch are Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, and RuPaul's Drag Race. I mean, Love. Those are my only reality shows. So the question is, which show which reality shows do you watch and which reality show would you be on?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Well,

Melissa Shere Beek:

reality I just finished that mine. I mean, I would love to have drag queens on and but I couldn't be a great drag queen. I I don't even know what my name would be yet. And I definitely wouldn't survive Survivor, so I would definitely be on Dancing With The Stars.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

You're talking about

Melissa Shere Beek:

What What about

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

you You go

Melissa Shere Beek:

first now. Tell you. Go ahead.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Does it have to be I don't I would do Amazing Race with Mason. That

Melissa Shere Beek:

was I always know you guys want

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the show's gotten a little I oh, you kidding me. Real Housewives. But I don't watch

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's the one I thought Jessica would be on, Real Housewives.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I watch I don't wanna ever be the show. I used to watch Miami, but they canceled Miami.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Nope. I don't wanna be

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

on York, New Jersey.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I don't think you had to pick one.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

You Salt Lake City.

Melissa Shere Beek:

So you wanna be on a No.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

On a house question?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I fucking know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh. Okay. So what I'm saying is

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't like I know. You don't have to. I watch reality TV. Those are the ones

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Mine is Love is Blind. I watch it in Sweden. I watch it in all these other countries.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Really?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I love to see like how it works out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

How does it work out? Appreciate Not very good half the time. Of course,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

it can't.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Like People who what? They just You don't think it's

Jessica Shere Coggins:

They meet behind a wall. They don't see each other ever until one proposes to the other.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, but so they're getting to know each other.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Like all

Jessica Shere Coggins:

of So their is love blind? That's the question.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I remember my Old boyfriend that has worked Spoke

Melissa Shere Beek:

to him on the phone Yeah. For six months.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

But some other episodes, That there's good

Melissa Shere Beek:

was a good one. So love yeah. Love What can be

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

was the initials?

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'll just give the first one m. We spoke on the phone for six months because we're

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

gonna MB?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. Yeah. And we spoke on the phone for

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

But what

Jessica Shere Coggins:

other m's?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It's a bug. So yeah. We spoke on the phone for six months because when I was in New York, he was in Miami. When I was in Miami, he was in New York, but we talked every night. Yeah, you got it. Got to know each other really really well that way, it was amazing.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah, that's how these people do it, but then when they put them together and live together

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I mean, listen, it's only six weeks.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah yeah yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Then things start to come out.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah, no. Okay. I didn't know that was a reality show.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's on Netflix. It's so good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I like Survivor.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I thought you were gonna say, like, Love Island or something.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. I don't watch those anymore.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Stella Stella

Melissa Shere Beek:

like that.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Stella has applied for that

Melissa Shere Beek:

one Oh, my god. Stella with his bloody books. Love like, go Stella.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Still like said her body count is not there like everybody. Thank god.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What's a body count?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yeah. Oh, I learned this too. It's not

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Steven knows. Laughing so much.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

It's how many people you've slept with.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, that's what's your number.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. Yeah. But they say now Again, I call her Poor terms. Okay. But the girl the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

people that are going on this show So wait. Is like have a body count together? No. But these kids do. These people that end up on the show have

Melissa Shere Beek:

they tell Stella that her body count's not bad.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I'm saying they thank god my daughter's is not. Oh. But I'm like, Stella Stella, more people you sleep with, it's supposed

Jessica Shere Coggins:

to be the better?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. I just think these people are sloppy.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Steven. Steven.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Steven. Steven. Here hysterical. be in on this. Think my daughter should be on that kind of show.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, she wants to be.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I know. You can't stop Stella. Also still like award And

Jessica Shere Coggins:

those are reality a little. Like my Oscars, I like that. Grammys, I like all that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay. What reality show would you be on?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I don't know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Steven, what reality show do you see us on?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's a great question.

Melissa Shere Beek:

We're gonna end on this question. Steven Hey. Hey. Hey.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That was quick.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I gotta kick you out. I got another.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, I know another

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

guy. Holla.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh oh. No, Steven. Seriously, what shows do you see us on?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

I need that answer.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're on one right now. And we're on one No. This is the one we created for ourselves. Okay. Real Housewives of Coral Gables.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Real Housewives of Coral Gables. That's hysterical. No. Each one of us individually.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, You know what I'm I good at the other day? People Puzzle.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I do them all the time. I'm as good

Jessica Shere Coggins:

at that show.

Melissa Shere Beek:

People Puzzle?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

People Puzzle. Like People Magazine does a puzzle, but they have a show on.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know.

Melissa Shere Beek:

They do. I wanna hear Steven's answers.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I have I have only two puzzles.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay, Steven. What show

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

TV is Jessica or Nickelodeon. Doubletair.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, that was

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

the best.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That was such a Okay. Good

Melissa Shere Beek:

Go, Steven. Kardashians. That has to be different, all three of us. Oh, I like the I do like

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

that too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

The Great British Bake Off. Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Yes. That would be her.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I can't cook for

Melissa Shere Beek:

I I yeah. I don't cook. I I don't even I could bake. I could bake. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I can bake.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's a talent I would like. I see those people. I mean,

Melissa Shere Beek:

cake could just choose

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

not those cake challenges, though damn, those look so good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I wanna eat everything.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No patience.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Okay, Steven. Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Samantha. Next one.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Naked and Afraid. What did you say? Love So I see I Naked and would run for the hills though. Naked and Afraid. Is that because of what happened in the bathroom before the studio?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. I would probably be really funny on it, I would never do it.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Can't do those mosquitoes and bugs. They go up things.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Wait. He's really thinking about mine. I'm nervous.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, what's Sammy?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Sammy Joe. Barbie. I think she'd be on Big Brother for, like

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, I like Big Brother.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She would be on Big Brother. That is good for you. Me well. Yeah. That was great.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Hey, Steven.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Steven. Big Brother, I

Melissa Shere Beek:

see He knows this well now.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He knows knows this stuff. Big

Melissa Shere Beek:

Brother Okay. Here's the ultimate last question. Which reality show would Ruthie be on?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, shit. I mean, Jeopardy. But is that a reality show?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yeah. It's a reality show. But like, no. She's crazy. She'd be

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

on matchmaker.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. She'd be

Melissa Shere Beek:

on Survivor. Cause she fucking kills them all. No. No. Did you guys watch

Jessica Shere Coggins:

that weird Palm Beach series that was on I

Melissa Shere Beek:

saw at it. Palm Royale.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

No. No. It wasn't Palm Royales.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

No. This is reality TV with these Palm

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Beach shows.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It was

Jessica Shere Coggins:

hysterical though.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No. Mom,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

see her that? On matchmaker. Like, gone wrong.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, like the dating game back in the day.

Melissa Shere Beek:

No, that was a little different. I mean, she could. They were all pretty much stoned. But yeah, I don't know.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

What what do you think?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Steven, what do you think?

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, he's seen he's met Ruthie a bunch of times.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's right.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

He's definitely He knows all the reality TV shows too.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She would also be good on Big Brother's.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, god. She couldn't oh, she could manipulate that.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, she would. He's a master manipulator. She might But she's not better

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

at the games. Like the at the

Melissa Shere Beek:

He's not good at with people.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's where she works. Straight.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Love is blind. Is Wow.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Needs that because it's not working any other way.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Well, because she keeps kicking them out. That's probably where I got the dating after divorce or widowhood.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She doesn't want She

Melissa Shere Beek:

needs a red solo cop and tells them to leave somebody.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

She needs company.

Melissa Shere Beek:

She needs She wants someone a companion.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yes. That's what she

Melissa Shere Beek:

someone to move into her life, but she wants someone to

Jessica Shere Coggins:

go movies with, someone to go to dinner with, someone to go to museums with, someone to see shows with. That's what she needs.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Bachelor. Oh,

Jessica Shere Coggins:

weren't we gonna put her in?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Yes. I put her on. Think we submitted her to the And 16 the problem is

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

yes, I did. And the problem is is that I had to put in her email. It's actually Stella did it.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, she got the email.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And she got the email and she, like, yelled at us.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, you should've the email. No. Well, then where

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

were they gonna where was it gonna go?

Melissa Shere Beek:

To you. And then you just keep

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Oh, like, created your own weird email. Yes,

Melissa Shere Beek:

I could've.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Well, thank

Melissa Shere Beek:

you, girl.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That was really fun. Yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Damn, right?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I don't know. I feel like

Melissa Shere Beek:

I need a do over. You can come back next week. Okay.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Okay. I'm here next week.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh, are

Melissa Shere Beek:

we coming back next week? No. She's coming back for another episode of this Holy

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

shit. Lucky

Melissa Shere Beek:

duh. You can do one with me and my mother-in-law.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Okay. I will. Handy one to

Melissa Shere Beek:

come on. Okay. That

Jessica Shere Coggins:

would be kinda cute.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What will we talk about?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The dynamics of having a a mother-in-law.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Having a good mother-in-law.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Having a good mother-in-law. Yeah. And how I think

Melissa Shere Beek:

you're the only one who had a

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

And good how I had to, like, bring her

Melissa Shere Beek:

into

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

my life and not it wasn't something that just happened overnight.

Melissa Shere Beek:

It wasn't? I feel like it was very natural. I

Jessica Shere Coggins:

do too because she's so giving and loving.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, I think you have a great grandmother. I pushed her away. Mother-in-law. Think you

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

have a In

Melissa Shere Beek:

the

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

great very beginning, I pushed her away a lot.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You did?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

A lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Because we probably grew up you know, we just had we had mom and dad, but we were so close with mom that it was probably different to let someone in that much.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah. So it wasn't it wasn't my mom.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Right. So it's different. And she has to deal with Like, she sees them on holidays. They live here. Ours is was different.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I can't

Melissa Shere Beek:

hear you. Our oh, you can't hear me? Oh, sorry. I can hear you like without them. Oh, okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

But no, I I think you have a great mother-in-law. Like I never had that and Jess never had that. So I think it's a great relationship.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

So just a funny thing.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

So I just got

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

a text from Bria.

Melissa Shere Beek:

What? Do you wanna heat me up a cinnamon bun? Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Melissa Shere Beek:

I'm a let you go so you can feed your children. To our listeners, thank you so much. So grateful you're here. Keep listening. Keep learning.

Melissa Shere Beek:

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Jessica Shere Coggins:

What's going on, honey?

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're still

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

on mic.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Big shout out and a huge thank you to Steven Chen. I'm having a podcast on

Jessica Shere Coggins:

the news.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Woo. Beek on being was recorded at Penthouse Studios and is a proud member of the Penthouse Podcast Network.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

Sorry. Kind of shit

Melissa Shere Beek:

show was that today, Steven?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Here, can I have the bag?

Melissa Shere Beek:

Those are the non

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

used No. Yeah.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That was good? That was good? It was?

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Oh my god. I didn't think there was like any juice in that. What'd he

Melissa Shere Beek:

say? Answering the phone.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

The answer the phone was good with Baylen. With Baylen on. That was good.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That was funny. He likes Oh, even the answering the phone right now while you're signing up.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

That's funny. Ugh. Excellent.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Really? Was that good? These are all good.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Well, we're better. We're getting better.

Melissa Shere Beek:

Oh, yeah. That's better than you.

Jessica Shere Coggins:

That's so funny.

Melissa Shere Beek:

You're going to kill me because I'm like digging in the No,

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

I want you you to see. I know, but I'm digging in the middle.

Melissa Shere Beek:

That's the I told Steven that we always get two for Shabbat because one you dig in and do it on the way home in the car. And then one yeah. That's the car one and the one for home.

Samantha Shere Sharpe:

Yeah.