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Welcome to Tales of the Broken Realm, A multistory episodic Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. Where the Dungeon Master is changing once their story has been told, all within the same world. Sit back and enjoy this adventure.
Kaleb: with that.
Oh, geez.
All right.
Anybody wanna volunteer to recap last
time, D6 of inspiration for you if you do
I'll do it ⦠Adam, I see you.
D- I see Adam just slightly,
he's just no, don't do it."
Adam: Just here.
I'm just here.
He's just,
Kaleb: he's just here havingâ¦
He's here for a good time.
Zac: I'm here for- Iâ¦
Okay.
Let me s- let me r-
recollect what we were doing.
Okay, so gnome guy faints.
Start, begin scene.
Gnome guy faints, or
small dwarven guy faints.
S- small
Kaleb: humanoid faints.
He was a gnome.
Zac: He was a gnome.
A little fella.
There we go.
Yeah, a little fella.
Little guy.
Little fella faints.
Just a little guy.
Just a little guy.
Lady Silvana?
Let me make sure I'm making her name- Lady
Kaleb: Silvara.
Zac: Silvara.
Keep wanting to call her Silvana.
Lady Silvara is like, "Don't
worry, we're gonna make sure
our guest is taken care of."
Goose is like I'm gonna follow,"
and she's like, "No, you're not.
Stay here."
Goose sits right in front of the door.
Larry-
Also goes by the door
to act like a statue.
Meanwhile, our druid friends play
cat and mouse to get inside door.
Get into a long hallway with a bunch
of masquerade masks, which are living
masks that we didn't know at the time.
They eventually get into another
room, which is a laboratory where
they're checking this gnome guy out.
Larry and Goose finally decide to go in
because Goose intimidates a waiter, so
Larry is brought in as a decor statue,
and then Goose intimidates the waiter.
They get in, we engage in combat with
a crane man or a bird man of some kind.
We kill him.
The alchemist or laboratory assistant,
whoever he was, un- f- runs away.
We follow him down.
We find another room filled with vats
and body parts and all this good stuff,
and he explains that Lady Silvara is
working for Malakar creating hybrid
human-animal hybrids for an army, and
that there is a potion that kind of
speeds up the process or stabilizes
them, depending on what it does.
I think Goose kills the guy.
I cannot remember if Goose kills said guy.
I think we allow him to.
Goose
Kaleb: straight mercs
the doctor, absolutely.
Zac: And
We end up going, okay, out of
there, seeing Lady Sylvara and her
husband just dancing on the floor.
Everybody else is in trance
standing to the side.
We come up with a game plan
that I will drop beans in a
flower pot if shit hits the fan.
Shit hits the fan because
somebody attacks first.
I can't remember who it is,
but somebody attacks first.
We,
Kaleb: we can all c- we can all kind of
figure which character attacked first.
It-
Zac: I think it was Goose.
It's really picture- Yeah, because Goose
got eight eyeballs now or, four eyes.
Yeah, it was Goose.
Four additional eyes.
So Goose attacks.
Adam's character looks at me
and goes, "Drop the bean."
I drop four beans, and out of those
four beans we get a magical tree
with potions and one poison fruit.
We get 10 pink toads that if
touched turn into monsters.
We get a 60-foot pyramid that
hosts a pissed off mummy lord,
and it does have treasure inside
if we beat said mummy lord.
And last but not least, we have a
30-foot geyser causing the terrain
to now be difficult to navigate, and
the toads are floating towards us.
I have seven beans left for more chaos.
Kaleb: That is correct, yes.
So we are going to h- jump
right, drop right into the scene.
And then remind me I had a
loose initiative order saved.
Does, did anybody have
that from last time?
Adam: No.
Let me see if I can find it.
It's somewhere packed away, I know.
Kaleb: Oh, no.
Grace: Justin, maybe all the
bean stuff just caught everybody
so off guard that we need
Kaleb: a
Grace: new initiative order.
Kaleb: This isâ¦
Yeah, we can absolutely
just re-roll initiative.
I'm totally fine with that because
Zac: it- That's gonna be fun.
Kaleb: Yeah.
If you guys wanna go ahead and roll
initiative, let me know what you got.
Zac: Oh, 21.
Kaleb: Let's go.
Grace: 12.
Skyy: Got a 12.
Oh.
Adam: And two.
Dex.
Skyy: I have a plus one dex.
I'm pretty sure you're
better than me, Goose.
You have
Adam: a plus
Kaleb: one.
22.
Oh.
Yeah, this could be a good match.
Adam, you said you got a 22?
Adam: Yes, I rolled a
nat 20 for my first roll.
Kaleb: Let's go.
Oh, okay.
First roll of the entire night.
And then Grace and Skye, who,
which one of you is going first?
Skyy: Me.
Goose.
I have a plus one dex.
Zac: She's going.
So we've got Lady Sylvara and the mummy,
and possibly the frogs as the bad guys.
Kaleb: That is- Right?
⦠correct, yes.
Let me go ahead and roll for Sylvara.
Yeesh, that's not good.
Let me get her character
sheet pulled back up here.
Had it.
All right, cool.
She's gonna go after Perry.
Grace: Perry the Platypus.
Kaleb: No.
That's right.
Grace: Indeed.
Adam: Can't do that.
Grace: Indeed.
Adam: Perry, no.
Kaleb: Perry.
And the Mummy Lord.
Jeez, both of them rolled high.
Adam: God.
Kaleb: Yeah.
So- Oh, boy ⦠what this is
gonna end up being actually no.
It's funny.
The, the Mummy Lord rolled a
19 and is still gonna go last.
Ugh.
Zac: Yeah.
Kaleb: Yeah.
So it is just so we know first in the
order is Perry, Lady Sylvara, Larry, w-
Zach, what did you say you got, a 21?
21.
Zac: 21.
Kaleb: What is your, 'cause I
think Skye and Grace also got 21s.
What's your, what's Larry's dex?
Skyy: No.
No, we got 12s.
Adam: We got 12s.
Kaleb: Oh, you got 12s.
Oh, okay cool.
That's why we were
Skyy: confused.
Lex said- Yeah.
I was like, "Wait a minute,
if you got a 19" Never
Kaleb: mind.
Mummy Lord is definitely gonna
be going before you do then.
Cool.
I thought you said 21.
I was like, "Jeez,
everybody rolled so high."
We're rolling that.
Okay.
So Perry- Is it
Adam: one Mummy Lord, two?
Kaleb: Correct.
Perry, Lady Sylvara, Larry, Mummy Lord,
Goose, Olenya, and then if anything else
gets added in- Oh ⦠possibly after that.
Depending on- God ⦠what
happens with the toads.
More is gonna show up.
This is gonna be
Zac: bad, bro.
Kaleb: Yep.
The scene that you guys find yourselves
in Perry, you are at the top of the order.
There is just absolute chaos that
has broken out in this ballroom.
The Mummy Lord has started to slowly
creak its way out of the pyramid.
You have Lady Sylvara sitting middle of
the dance floor with Goose ha- having
an in melee combat, but that multiple
eyes have sprouted from their face.
With all of that, what would
you like to do on your turn?
Zac: Are you still a rat form?
You're not in rat form, are you?
Kaleb: No he finally
popped out of rat form.
Zac: Okay,
Kaleb: that's right.
Zac: Not a rat.
Oh yeah, he did a poo cloud.
Not a
Adam: rat.
Zac: He did the stinky cloud.
Kaleb: That's right.
Adam: Got that stink cloud going.
Okay, just wanna make
sure we're all good there.
Okay.
I am going to
And
Kaleb: to set the scene, you haveâ¦
You're, you guys, and I,
f- if, correct me if I'mâ¦
This is the way I remember it.
Perry, Elenya, and Larry were
all over where you guys had
exited the the side hallway.
You're standing right next
beside a large staircase.
Lady Silvara and Goose are in
the middle of the dance floor.
And then the mummy is on the opposite
side of the dance floor from you guys.
Zac: Correct.
I believe
Kaleb: And then you have a
wave of toads rushing at you.
Zac: Yes.
Yes.
God love the toads.
Adam: I'm gonna try to
polymorph Lady Silvana.
Kaleb: All right.
Cool,
Zac: Cool.
Yes.
Adam: Taste everyone medicine.
Fifth
level polymorph.
Okay.
Kaleb: Cool cool.
What save doesâ¦
what is the, the-
Adam: It's a wisdom save,
but where's my wisdom save at
on D&D Beyond?
Where's that at?
Zac: Polymorph should tell you
what wisdom save they have to meet.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: It should.
Use spell save DC.
Spell save
Kaleb: 16.
16.
Okay, cool.
Ooh, hey friends, two ain't gonna cut it.
Skyy: Good.
Kaleb: Two ain't gonna cut it on that one.
Adam: Yes.
Zac: All right.
What's
Adam: she polymorphing into?
I did something.
Kaleb: That's right.
Adam: C- does she have like a
pendant around her neck that's
in a form of an animal by chance?
Kaleb: No.
So h- like- No?
Okay ⦠she is wearing jewelry.
Okay ⦠but it is a, like multiâ¦
Like it's a, it does look like it's shaped
to be one, like it's not shaped like an
animal, it's like a gemstone type thing.
Adam: Okay.
I was just gonna give a taste of
her own medicine, it is what it is.
I am going to transform her into-
Zac: A newt
Adam: a, a donkey.
Kaleb: A donkey.
Cool.
Adam: A donkey.
'Cause she's a jackass.
Cool.
Kaleb: No, absolutely.
And Adam, what does that look like
when Perry casts that polymorph?
Like what does this magic
look like when you cast that?
Oh,
Adam: You see me cast it and then
all of a sudden you just hear a
bunch of hee-hawing coming across.
Ripples through.
Yes.
Hits her, and then it's like the
scene in Pinocchio where all the
little boys are turned into donkeys.
It's like- ⦠terror, screaming donkeys.
And- ⦠and then poof there's donkey.
Kaleb: Yep.
You hear Lady Silvara just
laugh for a little bit.
Like the polymorph hits her, she
laughs for about half a second and
goes, "What a pitiful attempt to
oh," and like starts braying as her
whole body just like doubles over.
You see this cloud, multicolored cloud
like expand, and then as the, the smoke
clears, you see this donkey just sitting
in the middle in donkey, in the ball
dre- ballroom dress that she was wearing.
Sitting in the middle of
the floor just going oh."
Yeah.
And then remind me like when the,
the hit points for that are up,
she changes back in, correct?
Adam: Yes, but- Okay.
Kaleb: Okay
⦠Adam: we will choose not to hit her
Until we deal with everybody else
Kaleb: I was gonna say, cool, enjoy, enjoy
the keeping the mummy lord from doing that
Adam: Yeah.
Zac: Yeah, for real, because the
mummy lord can technically attack her.
Adam: That's okay.
Oh, the mummy lord- So take care
of the mummy lord, guys, right now.
Zac: 90
Kaleb: hit
Zac: points,
Kaleb: yay.
Mummy lord's hands are
rated E for everyone right
Adam: now.
Yeah.
Mummy lord is more of a problem because
they just throws a wrench into things.
So focus on them right now.
I got concentration on
Lady Donkey over there.
Zac: Quick question for you, Adam.
Yes.
Yes.
How long does that last?
Is that- One hour
So that's literally the
duration of the fight.
Potentially
Kaleb: the fight.
Zac: Okay.
Kaleb: Now, have youâ¦
Grace: What if we just take
Kaleb: a
Skyy: short rest?
Let's just
Grace: take a quick short rest.
Kaleb: Better hope a toad
isn't touched either, 'causeâ¦
Oh, absolutely, you guys.
Adam: We got some
Kaleb: craziness going
Adam: on.
Kaleb: Cool.
How many, how
Adam: many points does a donkey have?
Kaleb: It's got 11.
I
Skyy: wanna say 14.
Adam: 11?
Skyy: Something
Kaleb: crazy.
It's got 11.
Adam: Yeah.
I didn't wanna do a really
small creature just in case.
I just wanted to, you know- ⦠a
little bit of buffer, but
not dangerous to ourselves.
Yeah.
Kaleb: I will say in comparison
to this fight- But we could like
throw some kind of spell through
a strong breeze could blow and that c-
that could get 11 points out of the way,
Adam: that'll be fine.
All right.
We'll figure it out.
I got more polymorph spells.
We're good.
Kaleb: Hey cool.
Cool.
So in, you have the polymorph.
Is there anything Perry wants to do bonus
action-wise, movement, anything like that?
Zac: Trying to read here what I got.
I'm so excited
Kaleb: Smoke is just coming out of my
ears right now trying to pivot from that.
Zac: Work, Caleb.
Kaleb: Oh,
Grace: is this fight not going
how you were like planning it to?
Kaleb: No, absolutely not.
And I love it.
I love every second of this.
Are you kidding me?
Zac: Kev was like trying to tell
a really good story arc, and
then we're like, "Magic beans."
Adam: For
Kaleb: me- No, we're good.
All right ⦠this chaos is so
much more entertaining as a DM.
Adam: I passed my turn.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Remember she
Adam: keeps the intelligence of a donkey.
Kaleb: Oh, I remember.
Yeah, she just is a donkey.
The, theâ¦
You guys see Lady Sylvara, the donkey
just absolutely- Neigh, neigh ⦠throw
a donkey t- temper tantrum, just
like bucking back and forth.
And Goose, correct me if I'm wrong, you
were in melee range with her, correct?
You were in melee combat with her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's gonna try to fucking kick
you, so she's gonna, she's gonna
s- be bucking, spin around and
try to donkey kick you for 19.
I'm assuming that hits.
Grace: Yeah.
Kaleb: Cool, cool.
Adam: Two damage.
Kaleb: For act- it's for literally
1D4 plus two, so give me one second.
Grace: Oh, okay.
Kaleb: For three whole points-
Thank goodness ⦠of damage.
As she, she connects- Wow ⦠she
donkey kicks you just like
in the chest, but youâ¦
Like you do take that damage,
but you're able to absorb
that and not be pushed back.
It doesn't really seem toâ¦
it's irritating because you just
got kicked in the chest by a donkey.
But all things considered, you're
not sprouting any extra appendages.
- Zac: That's good ⦠and,
Kaleb: and she's a donkey, so she
ain't got nothing else she can do.
That is her turn, and Larry, you
are next in initiative order.
Zac: All right.
Where is the mummy lord?
Kaleb: Basically where are you guys at,
if you're looking at like a, a rectangle-
you guys are in the top right-hand
corner, like Perry, Elenia, Larry.
Lady Sylvara and Goose are in the
middle, and then the mummy lord and
that pyramid are over in like the topâ¦
You're in the top right.
West.
Mummy lord is in the top left-hand corner.
So like you're basically on the
same side of the ballroom, just
opposite sides of the room.
Zac: Oh.
Kaleb: And it has absol- Like that,
when it fell, when the pyramid fell,
the wall of one of the, the wall facing
you, the pyramid like in- ⦠crumbled,
and the mummy lord is now outside
of it, like looking at you guys.
Zac: Okay.
How far is the magical tree?
Kaleb: The magical tree's probably,
I'd say, 15 feet away from you guys.
Adam: Okay.
But Larry you're further away near plants.
You're like- Yeah ⦠midway
on the right side, I believe.
Kaleb: Yeah the tree's- So I'm a
Zac: little bit further from, I
Kaleb: guess-
Zac: Yeah ⦠Elenia.
Adam: You're closer to Syl- Lady
Kaleb: Sylvara than you- Yeah,
you're like splitting the distance
between Perry and Elenia and- Okay
Lady Sylvara and Goose.
You're in the middle of them.
Zac: Okay.
I'm actually just gonna go
bite a fruit from a tree.
Adam: Because, cool.
How- you're not gonna lick a toad?
Zac: Nope.
You
Kaleb: licked a,
Zac: a dead spider.
You licked a
Kaleb: dead spider.
You licked a dead spider.
Cool.
Zach, go ahead and roll me
a D, a D100 for me, please.
Zac: Okay.
Oh, God bless America.
Let meâ¦
I don't even have a
D100, so let me roll- I,
Kaleb: I can roll it for
you if you need me to.
Zac: Do the honors, my friend.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Let me get that pulled up.
Ba-bum, ba-bum.
Cool.
That is 40.
Okay, cool.
So you're g- just gonna bite into it.
Okay, cool.
You grab this fruit, and
it's its proportions are odd.
There's some of it that are really
big, and then there's like some,
like it looks like it's almost like
lumpy, but the lumps, it's just
the fruit, like grow- randomly,
like larger and smaller in places.
You take a bite.
And what size is Larry?
Zac: He's four foot nothing.
He's tiny little guy.
Okay.
Adam: We got Alice in
Wonderland over here.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
You actually f- you bite into it,
and you feel like your view of the
room go, and you shrink about a foot.
Zac: So now Larry is three foot.
Kaleb: And it's correct.
Larry is now three feet tall.
Zac: Okay.
Adam: Does that affect his movement speed?
Kaleb: It, you lose about, you lo-
you do lose, you sh- shrink a foot
and you lose five feet of movement.
Zac: Okay.
Let
Kaleb: me, let me double check that a bit.
So 25 feet.
Da.
Is it that?
Yes.
Yeah.
You lose, you shrink a foot
and lose five feet of movement.
Zac: Okay.
So that leaves how many
more pieces of fruit?
Kaleb: You have, 'cause the fruit was,
I rolled right before we got on here.
Da da.
There are
There's still 29 pieces
of fruit left on this tree
Zac: I'm gonna bite another
fruit for my last action.
Kaleb: Cool.
Cool.
All right.
Zac: Roll it again, brother.
Kaleb: All right.
Zac: Another 40.
Kaleb: You got a 50 this time.
Chef's kiss.
You look at this fruit and what,
like it is the most perfect apple you
have ever seen in your entire life.
The, like it is- Oh ⦠this beautiful,
shiny- Great ⦠like Gala apple.
You bite into it and you immediately feel
instantly reinvigorated like you have
just woken up out of bed on a morning.
You gain all of your HP, all of your ki.
You start- Oh ⦠fully back to everything
that you had before the adventure started.
Adam: Can you throw us some of those?
Grace: Just that one.
Look for more.
Kaleb: Yeah, you you are fully
restored to full HP, full ki.
Any, Heck yeah ⦠e- like economy
that you had, any kind of like
counts, all of it's full again.
Zac: Oh, yes.
Kaleb: Like you just took a long rest.
Zac: Let's go, baby.
Kaleb: Yeah.
You're still three feet, butâ¦
Zac: I, the, I don't care.
Long rest, I get all my ki back.
I was low on that,
Kaleb: that's what I saw that and I
was like, "Oh, he's gonna love that."
Zac: Yes.
All right, cool.
I'm gonna⦠Guys, I feel
really good right now.
Let's do this.
Kaleb: All right.
Is there anything else you got
as far as like bonus action?
Anything else you
Zac: wanna do?
Yeah.
I do have a bonus action.
I think I wanna walk over to the
mummy 'cause I'm just feeling so
good with my little- ⦠stumpy legs.
And I'm gonna use flurry of attacks
to bitch slap him, open palm.
Kaleb: Okay.
Hey- The mummy?
Go ahead and, go ahead.
Zac: The mummy
Kaleb: Yeah
Zac: Okay, here we go
And go ahead and roll a
Kaleb: normal attack, my man.
Zac: La.
That is a 14.
That's probably not gonna hit.
That's not- But I have
a D6 of inspiration.
Can I use it?
Kaleb: You can absolutelyâ¦
I will let you, I will let you
roll that D6 of inspiration.
Zac: Say less.
Adam: A one.
Zac: That's an 18.
Kaleb: Hey.
Zac: Four plus four.
That hits.
Kaleb: Yes.
That hits.
Just barely hits, but it hits.
Adam: Larry's Rick O'Connell
right now is slapping a mummy.
Zac: Dude, full damage on
that fury of blows too.
10, 10 HP.
Kaleb: Hey, let's go.
You, I pissed this man off ⦠you slap
Zac: the mummy.
Kaleb: There we go.
You slap this mummy and this just
whole cloud of bone dust just go,
and its head snaps to the side.
And when I mean snap, it
actually just stays snapped.
And itâ¦
that it is it registers-
⦠that you are there.
It was really focused in on Lady
Sylvara, but now that she is gone,
you are now the biggest threat.
Zac: Gosh.
Kaleb: And yeah, you hit it for 10 damage.
Is there anything else
you wanna do on your turn?
Zac: Canâ¦
Now, will it provoke an
opportunity attack if I run away?
Kaleb: Yeah.
Zac: Oh, shit.
Okay.
Nope, I'm gonna stand there just smiling.
Kaleb: All right.
Waiting.
Cool.
The mummy lord is next.
And it-
Adam: Bye,
Zac: Larry.
Does everyâ¦
Yeah, for real.
Here we go.
This is how Larry dies right here.
Adam: You s- you get straight-up slapped.
Zac: He slap, he slaps back with a-
Kaleb: Yeah.
⦠With a
Zac: bony hand.
Kaleb: All right, cool.
It's going to look at you, and it
will slowly reach up and grab its
head and reposition it back in the
way that it was- ⦠what it was
before looking straight at you.
And it's actually going to put its hands
on your shoulders, and it op- it's like
you see its mouth, and then there's,
like, where you would assume its eyes are.
Everything opens up wide, and you
see these just black pits staring
back at you, and it starts to scream.
I'm gonna need to, you to make a
DC16 wisdom saving throw, please.
Zac: Okay.
Gods and dice.
That's not gonna work.
That's a five.
Oh, no.
Okay, that's cool.
That's cool.
Kaleb: That- It's all good.
So you rolled a five?
Zac: I rolled a th- I rolled-
Okay ⦠a three plus two-
Oh, fuck ⦠which is a five.
Kaleb: I'm so sorry.
Zac: It's all good.
Do it.
Kaleb: You-
Zac: Do what you gotta do.
Kaleb: As it f- finishes yelling at you,
Larry, you look up and you instantly
feel every amount of fear that your body
is physically capable of feeling, and
you are paralyzed until your next turn.
Okay.
And it is going to use it's
going to use its second attack.
Okay ⦠and it is gonna grab its
fist, ball its hand up in a fist, and
just absolutely crash down onto you.
And because you are paralyzed, it
gets- Paralyzed ⦠advantage on that.
Zac: Yes, of course.
Kaleb: That's going to
that's going to be a 27.
Let me go ahead.
Da ta.
Where is that?
And that.
Zac: Guys, don't worry, I can
counter this, I promise you.
Kaleb: That is 29.
Do you not have retaliatory strike-
Adam: That is- ⦠on your-
Zac: I'm paralyzed.
Don't matter if I have
a retaliatory strike.
Oh, that's, that's- But I do
have something that can end this,
so I'm not worried about it.
That isâ¦
What is that?
That's 12, that's 15, that's 19.
Kaleb: Plus 25,
7.
Can
Adam: someone banish the mummy lord?
Kaleb: Plus 29, that's gonna be 30, 34.
So you got you have 34 total.
That's gonna be s- It's actually almost a
dead split, 17 bludgeoning, 17 necrotic.
And then I'm gonna need you to make a
DC 16 constitution saving throw, please.
Zac: My God.
Why me?
Kaleb: You, you- I know ⦠you decided
to throw hands with a mummy lord.
I'm
Zac: joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Kaleb: No, I
Zac: love it.
You said a, a con?
Kaleb: Con save, please.
Zac: You're going to dice jail.
That's not gonna work
Kaleb: What did you roll?
Zac: A six.
Kaleb: A six?
That that does notâ¦
yeah, so okay.
Adam: This is the world's tiniest violin.
Kaleb: It is.
You are immediately hit with mummy rot.
So your maximum HP decreases by 10.
And ba.
That'sâ¦
yeah.
So your maximum, so the maximum of
your HP decreases by 10, and then
for every 24 hours that you don't
get this cured, your HP d- decreases,
your max HP decreases by 10.
Question.
Zac: Yes.
Question, is this considered a disease?
Kaleb: It is a curse.
Zac: Fuck.
Okay.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Yeah.
You put some in bed.
So your max HP decreases by
Adam: 10.
Is
Kaleb: that what the mummy lord does?
And then you take the 34 points of damage.
Adam: You just hit the mummy
lord after punching him.
Yeah.
Kaleb: He just goes and shoots a bunch of
dust at you, and you feel really gross.
Adam: Return the slab.
Zac: The
Adam: slab.
Yeah.
What's
Kaleb: your offer?
I imagine Larry reacted, when
he got scared, he reacted like
Courage the Cowardly Dog, and his
whole skeleton just if he had one,
would've shot out of his body.
Muriel.
Yeah.
"Muriel."
Adam: What's
Kaleb: your
offer?
But yeah that isâ¦
Ba ba.
That is the mummy lord's turn.
And it is now Goose.
I
Adam: think I I'm in raw for that one.
Grace: Great.
Goose is having a bad day.
Goose is just gonna kinda
take a second and justâ¦
but I don't want to attack this
donkey, and I don't think I'm in
any other immediate danger, right?
Am Iâ¦
Is- No.
⦠The donkey the only creature in my like-
The donkey's the only thing ⦠apparently
Kaleb: Only thing near you.
Grace: Okay.
So just gonna take a step back.
Not enough to get out of like melee range
or anything, but just a- Yeah ⦠a nice
healthy little recharging step back.
And I guess I'll hold my action- for
to attack if anything comes at me.
But otherwise Goose needs a minute.
Kaleb: Yeah, you did
just get square kicked
Grace: in the chest by a
Kaleb: donkey.
Gonna take a second to reorient.
Read the room.
So you're just, you're hold,
you're holding your action for
if something tries to attack you?
Grace: Yes.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Now do you want to hold your action-
Anything aggressive coming into the
melee ⦠or do you want to hold yourself
and drop yourself down in the initiative?
Grace: I'll just hold my
action if that's okay Yeah,
Kaleb: that, that's totally fine with me.
Grace: Just- Cool ⦠yeah,
this is just a reading the
room for the s- for the moment.
Kaleb: I, okay.
All right.
Grace: Trying to figure out what's
gonna be the next biggest threat.
'Cause you know what?
Kaleb: Yeah, no, Iâ¦
Trust me,
Grace: totally.
Lord, it's not my problem right now.
Kaleb: That'sâ¦
Cool.
Larry, you are just getting
hung out to dry, my man.
Grace: I'm worried about the
four new eyes on my face.
Kaleb: That's cool.
Yeah, you are definitely,
like, struggling from that.
Cool.
Then Goose is gonna hold their action.
Sky, it is now Alynia's turn.
What do you wanna do?
Skyy: Now, I do apologize, but I am going
to throw everything for a loop again.
As I cast Summon Draconic
Spirit, so I have a dragon now.
Kaleb: Yes!
Yes!
Grace: How many new weird
elements can we add to this fight?
Kaleb: Cool.
Cool.
I'm ass- so I'm assuming this dragon
acts on the same initiative turn as you.
Skyy: At the end of my turn, yeah.
Cool,
Kaleb: Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Skyy: It is an emerald gem dragon
for everybody's, in, in- Knowledge
Zac: It's an emerald dragon?
Skyy: Yeah.
Zac: Oh, baby, a triple.
Let's go.
Cool.
Pumped.
Larry is safe.
Skyy: I got you, Larry, okay?
I got
Kaleb: you.
All right, cool.
You summon that dragon, and what does it
look like when Alynia summons that dragon?
Skyy: Alynia just looks
around at all of this that's
happening and just- ⦠shrugs.
And I imagine there's a table somewhere,
and she just sits on the table and just
summons this dragon, and just sits back.
Kaleb: Yeah.
There'sâ¦
Miraculously, there is an intact
table sitting right behind you.
Skyy: And I chill.
I chill.
Kaleb: So you literally are sitting
down and just going, "Dragon, got it."
Skyy: Dragon.
Cool.
Dragon.
Kaleb: All right, cool.
Skyy: Dragon will then go.
Kaleb: Yeah.
So what's dragon doing?
Skyy: At the end of my turn.
Kaleb: Dragon- Yeah, is there anything
else you wanna do on your turn?
No,
Skyy: okay.
What's she gonna do?
There is not.
There's nothing else I can do.
Kaleb: Cool.
Cool.
All right.
So what, what is dragon doing?
Skyy: Dragon is gonna do dragon things.
Kaleb: I would hope so.
Skyy: It gets three attack, or no, two.
Two attacks.
Kaleb: Okay.
Thank you.
I was like, "I'm sorry, what?"
Skyy: No, it'llâ¦
It only gets- Oh, incredibly
OP if it was three.
It gets- It's all okay ⦠two rend
attacks and then a breath weapon attack.
Kaleb: Cool.
Skyy: I guess three.
So
Zac: yeah,
Skyy: three
Zac: attacks.
Skyy: Yeah.
So it'll go up to mummy lord.
Okay.
It'll do its littleâ¦
and it gets a, my spell attack modifier
to hit, so it's a plus four to hit.
Bummer.
Kaleb: Okay.
Skyy: But okay.
Kaleb: And is this a
breath weapon you said?
Or is it just straight,
like straight attack?
Skyy: This is the two rend attacks first.
The breath is-
Kaleb: Rend attack
⦠Skyy: next.
Let's
Kaleb: go.
All right.
Roll it.
Skyy: All right.
The first one is a 18.
Kaleb: That hits.
Skyy: All right.
Yes.
And the second one will not hit.
That is four on the die.
Kaleb: Yeah, that's not quite.
Not gonna cut it.
Skyy: The f- the first one
is seven piercing damage.
Kaleb: Okay.
Skyy: And now it's breath weapon time
Adam: Let's do it.
Skyy: Gonna position itself just
over Larry, so Larry is not within
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
I'm glad you- I'm for sticking it
like a Larry's pickle ⦠I was really
hoping- I- ⦠you were gonna specify
where this thing was gonna stick
Skyy: its breath weapon.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like directly on
top of Larry, just "Nah."
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Skyy: What's the type of breath weapon?
Yeah, I absolutely love this.
What'd you say?
Zac: What's the
Kaleb: type of breath weapon?
Zac: What's the type of breath weapon?
Emerald dragon hasâ¦
Skyy: It has resistance to frost.
I don't
Kaleb: understand.
Oh, wait, hold on.
What does an emerald dragon have?
Quick question.
You said, what was the pierce, what was
the damage type on that rending attack?
Skyy: Piercing.
Piercing.
Kaleb: Oh, hate to break it to
Adam: you.
He's
Kaleb: immune.
I just read that.
Does not take that seven piercing damage.
Your boy is immune to piercing damage.
Skyy: How rude, actually.
Is he?
Quite
Kaleb: actually.
Yep.
Sorry.
Yeah it is what it is.
Is I do what I can.
Is it fire?
But breath weapon.
Fire?
Absolutely, please.
Is it fire?
Adam: Go for
Kaleb: it.
Is
Adam: it fire?
Skyy: Yeah.
I'm looking
Zac: it up.
Adam: Please tell me it's fire.
Emerald should be fire.
Itâ¦
Please tell me it's fire.
He is made of bones and wrappings.
It
Skyy: Probably is fire.
Adam: He has to- Hello ⦠he has
to be a, like vulnerable to that.
Zac: He
Skyy: has to
Zac: be.
It is- It is psychic
so emerald dragons are psychic.
Yeah.
Adam: Oh, okay.
Skyy: Psychic.
Adam: All right.
Skyy: Hell yeah.
Zac: So they Jean Gray it.
Adam: He, he's- That's right ⦠his
ar- dragon's arms come around.
Skyy: It needs to make a dex save.
Just this
Kaleb: Really thin,
Adam: really- It's the old
cartoon, like Aquaman talking.
Yeah.
Yeah,
Kaleb: that too.
Exactly.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
Yeah, so go ahead and roll that
breath weapon for me please.
Skyy: It's a dex save.
Kaleb: DC 16.
Dex save.
Oh, cool.
Hey, I'll take it.
Hey that's not gonna cut it.
Skyy: Cool.
That will be nine.
Kaleb: Nine points of-
Psychic ⦠psychic damage.
I am here for that.
Cool.
Zac: Cool.
You're
Kaleb: not a real lord.
And heâ¦
Yeah, he just, you just in- ⦠the mummy
lord's head, you just hear like aâ¦
He just starts going,
"Ugh," just like screaming.
You have no idea what he
heard in his head though.
100% ⦠but cool.
Is there anything else dragon wants to do?
Skyy: Nope, dragon's cool here.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Mummy lord is going to use
one of his legendary actions.
Ba, bum.
And he is going to shoot- Actually,
Mummy Lord is going to grab the
similar to what he did to Larry.
He's gonna- but this time he's gonna
grab the bandages around his face and
spread it so that h- th- those just
disturbingly black eyes and that mouth,
and is just gonna scream at the dragon.
And Dragon- Okay ⦠is going
to need to make a DC- DC 16
wisdom saving throw, please.
Skyy: Cool.
Note down.
Nat 20.
I shit you fucking not.
Kaleb: Phenomenal.
Okay, cool.
You guys see this happen as the Mummy
Lord attempts to frighten this dragon.
And the dragon does the equivalent
of giving the most righteous middle
fingers, and he is now immune to
the dreadful glare of the Mummy
Lord for the rest of the fight.
Very nice.
So-
Skyy: Dragons are also already
immune to frightened, but-
Kaleb: You still would've
taken damage, but regardless
Adam: That dragon's smug now.
Skyy: Yeah, that dragon's full
Kaleb: of himself.
Just, just- He's a smug
Adam: dragon.
Kaleb: That's right.
Cool.
That is the Mummy Lord's legendary action.
Is thereâ¦
And there's nothing
else Dragon wants to do.
That is back to the top of the order.
If you guys, hadn't made her a
donkey, there'd have been some
other things that happened.
But, ⦠yeah, it is now Perry's turn
Adam: I am gonna cast firebolt At?
At- Just for specification
Larry ⦠Larry.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
At the mummy, Larry.
At Larry.
Cool,
Adam: cool.
Kaleb: That is a 21.
Oh, hey, yeah,
that hits.
Adam: And
that is a six.
Kaleb: That is six.
And then he's- is he vulnerable?
Yeah, he's absolutely vulnerable,
so that doubles it, correct?
Adam: Yeah.
So 12.
Kaleb: Yeah, 12.
Adam: And then I'm gonna do it again.
Let's
Kaleb: do it.
Run it back, baby.
Get
Adam: it.
I could do this as long as I
want 'cause it's a cantrip.
Kaleb: That's right.
Do it again.
Adam: That's a nat 20.
That's a 28.
Period.
So double damage plus double damage.
Kaleb: Cool.
Cool.
So what?
That'sâ¦
Your damage dice is what?
It's D6, right?
It's automatic 12.
Yeah,
Adam: D10.
D10, so- So I just hit a 30.
So a 60.
Yeah.
Geez.
Kaleb: You
Adam: did 60
Zac: damage?
Adam: Yeah, 'cause I did- Yeah ⦠so
what I did was I rolled on D20,
which I could share my screen if you
need me to, but I rolled- Oh I 100%
Kaleb: believe, I 100%
Adam: believe you ⦠I rolled
a 28 from what it does, and then
D20, what it automatically does
is do the double damage already.
So I'm rolling four D10 worth
of damage, and it came out- to
be 10, seven, six, and seven.
So that's a 30, but he is
vulnerable to fire, so that is a 60.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Skyy: Damn.
Kaleb: You hit it with this firebolt,
and it manages to catch almost
the entirety of its body on fire.
There are, likeâ¦
You can see that the bandages
have been burnt away, and there's
just this, like, necrotic, dried
looking skin that you see exposed.
And it is smoking.
There are, like, little bits of what's
left of the bandage still on fire,
but the majority of this thing is
smoking, and it is limping towards
all of you at this point 'cause
it just doesn't know what to do.
Cool.
Is there anything else on
your turn B- oh, it's actually
Adam: Marcus Nah, I'm good.
Just Perry's justâ¦
Zac: done, Adam.
Adam: That's insane.
Zac: Yeah.
Adam: That was a good one.
Finish, finish the job.
Ooh.
He looks at Larry toâ¦
Gives him big old- Don't
worry, Larry's got something
Zac: up his sleeve.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Cool.
On the end of your turn, Perry daâ¦
It is going to- Until
Adam: I'm still like 60 feet away,
Kaleb: yeah, no, you're totally cool.
On the end of your turn, the mummy lord
is going to just tilt its head back and
just let forth this like ear piercing
screech and I am going to need, So it's
just the dragon and Larry, correct?
Adam: Yes.
Kaleb: Both of you are g- the dragon
and Larry are gonna need to make DCâ¦
Actually, Larry, you don't need to.
The dragon is going to need to make a
DC 16 constitution saving throw please.
Skyy: Constitution, all right.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Skyy: What is its con?
Plus three, 14, 15, 16, 17.
Huzzah.
All right,
Kaleb: cool.
Nothing happens.
Got it.
Larry, it is your turn.
Zac: Wonderful.
So first things Larry's gonna do is
an action called Stillness of Mind.
Starting at seventh level, I can use an
action to end one effect on yourself that
is causing to be charmed or frightened.
Kaleb: Cool.
I'm here
Zac: for it.
With allowance, I'm gonna
use that to break out of the
frightened paralysis Larry is in.
Kaleb: Larry absolutely
breaks out of that.
Cool ⦠wouldâ¦
You are actually, I believe, does
it say any of them or just one?
Zac: It says any.
It says charmed or frightened.
Kaleb: Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah.
You're good.
Yeah, you so you fully wake up
and you are back in the fight-
Wonderful ⦠as you shake yourself
out of the stupor that you were in.
Zac: Second action, primary action-
⦠Larry's gonna do is a wholeness of
body where I regain 30 HP, putting
me back at 63 since I can't go to
Kaleb: 73.
Yep.
Zac: And-
Kaleb: Cool.
So yeah
⦠Zac: and hold up.
Kaleb: And-
Zac: And last but not least, my
bonus action is Larry's gonna
look up very slowly at the mummy.
And he's gonna smile, and he's
gonna o- raise open an open
palm- ⦠with his left hand this time.
And he's going to dun-dun-dun, wouldn't
you know it, a fury of blow again.
Kaleb: Oh, hey, tried and true.
Let's get it
Zac: And that is actually gonna whiff
Kaleb: Oh,
Zac: no.
All right.
It's gonna whiff.
It's all right though.
Kaleb: That's cool.
Yeah, you, Larry, you go to absolutely
just haul off and bitch slap this
dude, and he actually ends up like
stumbling and leaning forward and the
hand just right over the top of it.
Zac: Yeah, that's a lean low.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Oh, dude almost fell forward.
He's-
Zac: Okay
⦠Kaleb: he's almost dead.
Get cut him-- again.
⦠Is anything else you got on your turn?
Zac: I don't think I can do anything else.
Let me just double check.
I done my action, my bonus action.
Adam: Now I really want like
a Egyptian desert- Nope.
Can't ⦠feel campaign.
Kaleb: I know, right?
Just mummy lords every, every other fight.
Zac: Yep.
But You said
Kaleb: that's it?
Zac: Yep.
Just let me know if he goes after
anyone else other than Larry.
Kaleb: All right, cool.
It's the mummy lord's turn.
Is there anything else
he can do other than,
Adam: That dragon's still smug.
Kaleb: Oh, the dragon, again, just
the most righteous middle finger
he is giving this mummy right now.
Da.
Does he have anything
that he can do to himself?
No.
Yeah.
Hey, Larry, guess what?
Your boy's gonna gr-
try to scare you again.
He's gonnaâ¦
Doesn't even have to
pull the bandages back.
Just opens his eyes again
to those black pits.
Give me another DC wisdom
saving throw, please.
Zac: Should I doâ¦
You know what?
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do my computer-
Yeah ⦠'cause my physical
rolls have not done well tonight.
This is dexterity or con?
Kaleb: Con.
Yes.
No, wisdom.
I apologize.
Wisdom.
DC 16
Zac: Oh my fucking God.
Nope
Kaleb: What'd youâ¦
what did you get?
Zac: 11.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Hey, you're not paralyzed, which is great.
Zac: Yay.
Kaleb: But you are frightened until
the end of the mummy's next turn.
Zac: That's fine.
Kaleb: Cool.
And then with that yeah, no, he's
gonna try and he's just gonna
reach his fist back and do another
melee attack on you, but does not
roll with advantage this time.
And that is not gonna hit.
So he just absolutelyâ¦
he goes to whiff and then his arm
just kinda kck and bends forward
as he's swinging and it misses.
That melee
Zac: was- So we swung at
each other and both whiffed
Kaleb: it.
Adam: That's all.
It just, it was like eh.
I tapped it up front.
Kaleb: Yeah.
It is literally just a
slap fight at this point.
And that is the mummy's turn.
He's one hit.
He's one hit.
He's one hit.
That is the mummy'sâ¦
He absolutely is one hit.
And then Goose, it is now your turn.
Grace: Great.
So hopefully this mummy is
pretty close to being done.
I guess Goose will just
use his daggers again.
Just be like, "Why do I have
so many things in this fight?
I just want to be done."
And so two dagger attacks at-
Zac: All right
⦠Grace: this guy.
Ooh, that's a natural two, so
that's probably not gonna do it.
No,
Kaleb: natural four.
And a natural four.
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
Yeah, no, that absolutely,
those whiff harmlessly past.
Yeah.
10 to 12 total.
Does Goose have anything as far
as movement or bonus actions
or anything you wanna do?
Grace: Really?
I don't wanna spend ki
points if I don't have to.
Zac: Okay.
Grace: I feel like we're
about to finish this guy off.
So let's- Yeah.
Adam: Don't worry about it.
Coming back to me and I'm finished.
Zac: Yeah.
Just finishing the job.
Adam's gonna whiff his
fireball or whatever.
Adam: I have a
Kaleb: +8 to hit.
It is very hard.
He's gonna whiff the fireball and
he's gonna ricochet and hit Lady
Silvara and kill the donkey form.
Nothing else you wanna do?
Grace: Yeah, no that's fine.
We can move on.
Kaleb: Okay.
Hey,
Grace: cool.
There's not
Kaleb: a whole lot to do
Grace: in this moment.
Kaleb: There'sâ¦
No, there's not.
Alyndra, it is now your turn.
Oh, actually, Goose, I am so sorry.
At the end of your turn our
mummy lord friend, because Yeah.
He, you got, you like, that he immediately
snaps his one good hand and turns into
a pile of dust, and then you guys feel
this wind just start to pick up in the
ballroom and that dust is picked up.
And he is actually going to move across
the floor over towards Alynia and Perry,
and he is gonna drop himself about 10
feet right in front of both of you.
Skyy: What up, homie?
Kaleb: Yeah.
And you just hear a roar as
he's just like starts screaming.
Screaming.
Zac: Imhotep.
Imhotep.
Yeah,
Kaleb: Imhotep.
Yeah the Mummy Lord is now standing
in front of Perry and Alynia.
A- and Alynia, it is now your turn.
Skyy: Cool.
Note it down.
Note it down.
Oh, yeah, do
Zac: the poke
Skyy: him.
Just poke him.
Yeah.
Adam: Poke him in his eye.
Yeah.
Rick O'Connell.
Wham.
Yeah,
Kaleb: just Rick O'Connell him.
Adam: Too bad he doesn't have eyeballs.
He j- it's
Kaleb: justâ¦
Just the black pits of nothing.
Skyy: Okay, I will bonus action cast
Shillelagh, or however you say that.
Zac: Shillelagh.
Skyy: Shillelagh.
And I will just, Shillelagh
him ⦠I hit him.
I'll hit him.
Kaleb: Do
Skyy: it.
I'm gonna hit him.
Do
Kaleb: it.
Just gonna hit him, yeah.
Please, I need
Skyy: this.
Just gonna
Kaleb: hit him.
Go on, just do it.
Skyy: That is 15 plus eight, which hits.
Kaleb: Huzzah.
Yeah, that absolutely hits.
Huzzah.
Yay.
Go ahead and roll that
damage for me, please.
Skyy: Which will, 12 force damage.
Kaleb: Cool.
Hey, Skye, what does it loo- look like
when Alynia puts this Mummy Lord down?
Skyy: She, he like appears like
in front of her, and she is a
little "Oh you broke my vibe, man."
And she just pulls out her whatever
weapon she actually does have,
scimitar, and just cuts him open.
Kaleb: I love it.
Yeah, you you see just the most nonchalant
like just like unbothered attack.
Takes her scimitar- ⦠and
just absolutely like in half.
Like you see this, the torso and legs just
go whoop and just fall over and turn into
dust as the Mummy Lord is, hey, you guys
killed the Mummy Lord, congratulations.
Woo ⦠what you do see can, remind me,
Skye, what's Alynia's passive perception?
Skyy: 23.
Kaleb: 23, cool.
You do see in the like the, the pile
of dust there is this like shriveled
up, it almost looks like a fist, but
there, l- it's like this just little
shriveled up ball of what you, looks
like it used to be like an organ or
something sitting in the middle of
the in the middle of that pile of dust
Zac: Yoink.
She yoinked said.
Kaleb: And you have the Mummy
Lord's heart in your bag.
So go ahead and add
that to your inventory.
Skyy: Sick.
Zac: What does that even do?
Skyy: I don't
Kaleb: know.
Well- Eat it.
If you don't destroy it within 24 hours,
the Mummy Lord completely rejuvenates,
Zac: oh.
Oh, perfect.
It's a feralactic or
whatever they're called.
Kaleb: Yeah.
It's a phylactery
basically for a Mummy Lord.
Phylactery.
Yeah.
There
Zac: we go.
Skyy: That's later's problem.
Kaleb: That's future Alinya's problem.
Skyy: That is
Kaleb: future Alinya's
Skyy: problem.
Kaleb: So yeah, you have the Mummy
Lord's heart- Demanded ⦠to
do with what you want.
You have 24 hours to do something with it.
⦠So the Mummy Lord's gone.
Yep.
Adam: Next.
Kaleb: So
it's the em- unless you have
something else to do on your turn.
I-
Skyy: That was my bonus action.
I do have
Kaleb: actions still.
That was your bonus action.
Cool.
The only other person in this
room that you have to deal with
is Lady Donkey Lady Silvara.
Adam: Okay.
I- Can you explain the
frogs real quick, though?
Kaleb: Oh my gosh, yes.
Thank you for reminding me.
I completelyâ¦
Ba ba,
Adam: Ba, D8.
I wanna know
Kaleb: what the-
Adam: Like can it, i- is it like if
I, if it's touched, but can we- If
Kaleb: it hits you
⦠Adam: destroy it?
Kaleb: It's aâ¦
So you can destroy them
before they get to you.
Okay ⦠and they actuallyâ¦
Da da.
Where is that?
Do they have to be
Adam: physically touched?
The
Kaleb: frogs.
So yes, if they, and
it's a, by a creature.
It like, they don't, it doesn't
like magically pop a monster if they
like run into a chair or something.
It's another creature that touches them.
Okay.
Adam: And the
Kaleb: damage- ⦠doesn't
Adam: cause it to appear either?
Kaleb: No, 'cause a- Okay ⦠the
I'd have to look up the amount
of damage that they take.
Zac: Wonderful.
Okay.
I've got a sickly idea, ladies and gents.
Kaleb: Not giant
Zac: frogs.
Let's put, let's trap Lady Silvara
in a box.
Grab all the frogs in a basket without
physically touching them, scoot them
in a basket- ⦠and then drop them
in said box with Lady Silvar- Silvara.
Then there's 11 monsters
she's gotta fight.
Come on now.
This is great.
Adam: How many are in a-
Okay ⦠60-foot circle?
Kaleb: How many?
From you?
Harry?
Adam: Yeah.
Kaleb: Let's let the dice decide that.
You have got, of the 10 that are
there, you've got six probably within
like the 60-foot circle of you.
Adam: Anything else in the 60-foot circle?
Kaleb: You've got Goose and L- no.
Yeah, Goose and Alinya are sitting there
with you, and then Lady Silvara as well
and a- actually, Perry,
before you do anything, it
actually is the dragon's turn.
Adam: Oh.
Are we still in initiative order?
I- I thought we
were
out.
It's still my-
Kaleb: Actually- Oh,
Adam: okay.
I thought we were out
Kaleb: at that point.
No, I was gonna say we're out at this
point because- Okay ⦠the donkey's
not gonna be able to do anything.
You guys just have to contend
with the toads and the donkey.
I'm
Skyy: on a table.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: Yeah.
Okay.
Kaleb: Yeah, so you guys
are out of initiative order.
Zac: While y'all decide on what
to do, Larry's gonna run in the
pyramid and grab the treasure.
Kaleb: Okay.
Cool,
Zac: Cool,
Kaleb: cool.
Larry's getting the
Zac: treasure.
Kaleb: Yeah.
All right, Larry.
Is that not a
Adam: whole series of traps that
he has to get through to get to
Kaleb: the treasure?
No.
No, there absolutely would be.
I'm gonna letâ¦
well- Ah.
⦠partially because partâ¦
One of the walls crumbled
when the pyramid dropped.
There is some- True ⦠of the pyramid
that you wouldn't have to go through.
Thereâ¦
If you were gonna try to dig through
the, like, where the cof- the
sarcophagus was, you're absolutely
gonna have to make some rolls to avoid
getting messed up with some traps.
Adam: Okay.
In the meantime, can Goose, how
is your animal handling skills?
Grace: Not great.
Plus zero.
Adam: Plusâ¦
Okay.
Anyone else good with
handling animals besides me?
I have plus four.
Me and Ominia.
You have roots.
Zac: I got a plus two.
Adam: Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Here's my plan in my head.
So these toads are- ⦠are
in this 60-foot range.
I have enough, I believe, damage-wise,
that I could kill six of them, but
I need you, Goose, and the donkey to
scoot back outside the 60-foot range.
But you're gonna have to
handle the untamed donkey.
Kaleb: Correct.
The very pissed off- ⦠absolutely
evil person turned into a donkey.
Adam: So that was my idea.
I have a thing called Land's Aid,
and I can cause- ⦠a 60-foot
circle and cause necrotic damage,
but that's gonna kill the donkey, and
then we have a whole nother issue.
Grace: You could
Zac: find just absolutely- I can
Grace: try
Adam: to let it grapple her.
But Iâ¦
And I will just say it's hard
'cause I don't really have many
more other spells because I'm still
concentrating on the polymorph spell.
So- ⦠I can't cast any
other concentration spells.
Grace: I can just grapple her
and drag her out of the area.
Adam: Yeah.
All right.
Grace: Rough
Kaleb: her through.
You are more than welcome to try that.
Adam: All right, Goose.
So
Kaleb: you're gonna try
to grapple the donkey?
Adam: I
Grace: guess, yeah.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
Lady Solana's a
Adam: donkey.
Hee-haw, hee-haw.
Kaleb: Yeah.
She's g- she's obviously gonna resist
this, so go ahead- Yeah ⦠roll
me a contested strength, please.
Adam: How strong is a donkey?
Grace: Straight up strength.
How strong is
Kaleb: a donkey?
She got an eight.
Adam: Oh.
Grace: 16.
Adam: Hey.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Hey, you got that, you picked that donkey
up miraculously and then are like, firemen
carry that over the top of your shoulders
and you now have a donkey on your back.
Keep in mind, would like to point
out, did not re- attempt to restrain
the donkey whatsoever, so this
thing is absolutely just kicking
and like moving the entire time.
But you do have a donkey that
you've picked up and can carry away.
Adam: Just casually- Can
Zac: we
Adam: Throw her off the cliff?
Kaleb: Just Throw her
into the mummy's tomb and
Adam: let her deal with it.
Oh.
Oh no.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
Genius.
Genius idea.
Okay.
Exactly.
So theâ¦
You throw it and I just
choose to lose concentration.
Oh,
Zac: we can definitely do that.
You just hear Larry go, "Guys, this
loot's awesome" in the background.
He's like, "No idea y'all
are talking about this."
Kaleb: While while you guys are planning
all of this would like to point out
that the entire party, the probably 60
plus people plus Duke Armand have fully
snapped out of what stupor they were
in and have no idea what just happened.
So you guys- They just
like- Oh, they're like
Zac: real
people?
Grace: I assumed half
of them were just like-
Kaleb: Oh, the guyâ¦
No.
Thankfully the guys- ⦠constructed
for party ⦠the guys are gone 'cause
we did two full, two full rounds.
The guys are-
Zac: they see a wet floor- There's
a hole in the ground ⦠eight
frogs, hole in the ground- A dragon
pyramid, a dragon.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Duke Armand- A donkey on Goose's
Zac: back.
Kaleb: Craig, he shakes his head and says
like almost as if he's used to this amount
of chaos, just goes, "My friends, Iâ¦
Questions does not theâ¦"
And he's, "I struggle for
words, which is a rarity for me.
What on all of the gods'
worlds are you doing right now?
Where did the donkey come from?
Where is my wife?"
Grace: Don't worry about it.
We just need to kill it.
I told
you.
Kaleb: We don't know.
And then he, withoutâ¦
Also turns around and goes-
"What did you do to my house?"
And sees the pyramid just
fully demolished half ofâ¦
He's like, "I brought you in here
to cap- to catch nefarious deeds,
not demolish my family home."
Grace: We decorated it.
Sorry about that.
We made it better.
Adam: Okay.
He just holds his hands
Kaleb: up
Adam: and goes- a nat 22 persuasion for
him to be like- Yeah ⦠"I hope you
like your d- new decor we found you."
Zac: Dude, we found
Adam: this in your house.
What are you talking about?
Grace: Completely
Zac: gaslighting
Grace: him.
It was in your house, bro.
Yeah, just gaslight him.
Just say, "Yeah, this is in your house."
I feel like that pillow's
been here.
Kaleb: He just holds his hands
up and goes, "I'm going to
get my guests out of here.
We are going to have a conversation."
And he just kind of shambles and goes-
" Adam: Whatever you do,
don't touch the toads.
Ignore the toads.
Do not touch them."
They're poisonous.
They're poisonous.
Kaleb: He says, he said, I he
says, "The toads are the least
of my many questions I have."
It's a
Adam: worry for us.
Don't worry about
Kaleb: it.
And he says, "You f-
you clean this mess up.
I'm going to get my guests out of here.
We will be, we will have a
conversation after this."
And you see him turn around and s-
starts like, "Folks many apologies.
The, the festivities seem to have
gotten a little out of hand."
And starts to like usher these folks
out of the like hall as he like
just turns back around and like is
looking and is just, you can tell
he's trying to keep it together.
So you five- Okay ⦠are left in
this hall with- Cool ⦠the 10
toads, the donkey lady Sylvara,
and this dilapidated pyramid.
I'm gonna,
Adam: I'm gonna kill the toads.
I'm gonna kill the 60
sphere toads real quick.
Okay, cool.
Get rid of the
Kaleb: six of them.
Yeah, so you kill six of them.
Grab a
Grace: chair and shoo them together.
Adam: Yeah, that's 13 that's 13 damage.
They're
Kaleb: necrotic.
Oh, yeah, you nuked, so
you nuked the six of them.
There are still four that
you have to deal with.
Basically microwaved six toads.
And those are closer over
towa- towards like the pyramid
with Larry and the dragon.
Adam: Larry, do not touch them
'cause you, you are of no use.
I thought Larry
Zac: was in the pyramid.
Like he's-
Adam: Oh, you're certainly- Larry, you-
Kaleb: You're straight Indiana
Jones-ing it right now.
You have gone in.
We have yet to address that.
We've yet to address that.
Adam: Now there is, you just hear
a call from- You pan over to Larry-
Yeah, pet scene ⦠in a hat.
And a whip next to him.
Correct.
You don't know where he got it from.
Kaleb: It's just Indiana Jones.
So you s- you guys, we flash,
so all of this is going on.
We flash to Larry who like the hallway
that is like leading into this main
chamber is just like the wall is scorched
and like spheres sticking out of the side.
He's found his f- figured out a
way to get past all of these traps.
And you see him like sitting in
a chariot playing with these.
Larry, I am, I'm so sorry.
I am gonna need you to make
me a wisdom saving throw.
Zac: That's all right, buddy.
Fuck.
That's okay.
God help me.
Nat 20 baby, plus two.
Let's go 22.
Kaleb: You ha- you put, like you ha-
you see this like the, the head, like
the ceremonial like headdress that's
like gold lined, fa- like gold fabric.
These massive jewels, and you
set it on your head and you
immediately start to hear these
whispers in the back of your brain.
I will tell you, if you had failed
that, would not have been good.
Adam: Does he turn into a mummy
Kaleb: lord?
You abs- no.
Hey, full transparency, you would
have turned into a mummy lord.
Larry would've been dead.
I did have that.
Oh.
I did have that, yeah.
Cool.
Zac: Okay, so what happens since
I succeeded on a 20 though?
Come on now.
Kaleb: Youâ¦
Okay, so you hear these voices and
you are able to like the mental
fortitude that you have that's speaking
to like your god that you talk to
you're able to like repel that.
He has mental fortitude.
And you getâ¦
I'm trying to even co- I, I- OP
Zac: me baby, come on.
Kaleb: Give meâ¦
I'm gonna need aâ¦
We're gonna continue all of this.
Give me a second, I'm gonna
figure out what it gives you.
Zac: Okay.
Cut back to scene.
We're gonna go back- Go
back to our characters
Kaleb: we care
Zac: about ⦠Magic item.
Kaleb: Yes.
So Larry is doing his thing.
You hear a just like squeal of pure
glee come from the pyramid as you
know that Larry has done something-
get a little cheeky ⦠super cool.
You, the three of you, the responsible
adults in the room, have to deal with
Goose and the donkey, and then you still
have four toads or frogs left to kill.
Adam: I'm gonna acid splash the other four
Kaleb: Okay
⦠Adam: and that's 12 damage.
Kaleb: Yeah.
You absolutely lose
Adam: the battle with those.
Unless they save on a dex 16.
Kaleb: I'm gonna roll it.
We're, there's no way.
There's no way.
Yeah, no, that was a four.
So you guys have neutralized,
you've neutralized the frogs.
Still have the tree, mind you,
that is sitting off to the side of
the ballroom with all the fruit.
We can ignore that ⦠and
you now have the donkey.
That's new decor
Adam: for- We
Grace: don't need to mess with
Adam: that.
That's the new- All right ⦠that's
the, that's new new decor
for the duke to deal with.
Kaleb: Correct.
Adam: Okay.
I think- So- ⦠the donkey off
a cliff idea is the best one I
Grace: have.
Or we just kind of- What you got?
circle up, hold actions, and
just bombard as much as we can in
Adam: one
Kaleb: round.
Everybody pops off at once.
Grace: We might not kill her straight
out, but we could do a decent chunk.
I'm just saying.
Kaleb: I'm all for this
I will if you guys want, I'll
tell you how much damage you
have to do to one-shot her.
Zac: Yes.
Adam: Yes.
Kaleb: You have to do 200 points
of damage to one-shot her.
Adam: Easy.
We couldâ¦
Easy.
Wait, no.
Zac: We just do a good amount.
Yeah.
Okay, so-
Adam: We'll have to look it up exactly how
falling works, but- We would have her go-
Skyy: I believe it's a
D6 for every 10 feet.
So we put her on the dragon, just
let the dragon just all the way up.
Oh,
Zac: Yes.
And knock that
Adam: sense
Zac: out.
Adam: I was hoping you weren't gonna
Zac: say that.
Dude, wait up.
Dragon, go as high as you can.
All
Skyy: the way up, bro.
Zac: Stratosphere.
Kaleb: You take u- so you take
1D6 damage for every 10 feet
falling for a maximum of 20 D6.
Skyy: Yeah.
Oh, 20 D6?
Yeah.
Yeah, so- We,
Adam: we drop her and if she-
I'm just gonna test this.
Just gonna test this.
Give me 20, 20 D6.
I don't
Kaleb: even own 20
Adam: D6.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Just roll 20.
I'm allergic to knife rollers
Grace: for a reason.
Adam: Roll me 20 D6 here.
Zac: So hear me out.
If we po- unpolymorph her, drop her,
she takes all that damage- ⦠and then
we're grouped up around her, then we
Skyy: can whoop her ass.
Yeah,
Zac: like the landing spot?
Yeah.
Yeah like she's gonna fall right here,
and then we're gonna whoop her ass.
Adam: That's only 62 damage, guys.
Zac: Yeah, but if we all take
turns whooping her ass afterwards.
Skyy: Quarter of
Zac: her- And we don't even
know what object Larry got.
He could have gotten a gun, okay?
Adam: He could have gotten a gun.
Do those exist in the Broken Realms?
Zac: We all
Kaleb: see- That's, hey, that's not on me.
Adam: That's not on me.
Zac: There's no guns.
I'm joking, guys.
We're not going that way.
Kaleb: There's no gun.
There's no magical gun.
Adam: Straight up Desert
Eagle he finds in there.
Zac: It's when Brick comes out with
the gun from the future in Anchorman.
"Brick, where'd you get that gun?"
And he just laughs.
Yeah,
Grace: Brick killed
Kaleb: a man.
Zac: Oh.
All right.
Adam: So fallâ¦
so there's a hole, I'm assuming
there's a hole in the mansion.
We can take it outside.
We can take it
Grace: outside.
Remember the courtyard?
Zac: Yeah, but if Duke Alm- or Almond
or whatever his name is- Almond
sees his wife.
Armand.
That's true.
Grace: No.
So we take her out to the
backyard is what you're saying.
Kaleb: The backyard.
Take her out behind the shed.
Grace: He's still just missing people.
We got a little bit of time,
Kaleb: guys.
I mean- We got some time, guys.
You probably realistically have a
couple minutes to deal with this.
I have an
Adam: hour to deal with this.
What are you talking about?
Oh,
Kaleb: that's true.
Before the duke shows up- I
Grace: got
Kaleb: Armand in the
Adam: back.
I got the duke handled.
There's papers.
Do you remember those papers
that you found, Raguse?
Oh, yeah.
And I'm, like, reading through,
and it incriminates all of them.
Kaleb: Yes.
Zac: Oh,
Adam: this is awesome.
Yeah, I'm just gonna gently slide
over to them and be like, "Here's
all the evidence you need for today."
Kaleb: All right.
So while the three of you, again, the
responsible adults come up with a plan
we're gonna cut back over to Larry.
Adam: God, so many cursed
Kaleb: objects.
Larry, you have this, this headâ¦
Yeah, in this room of, you now know-
⦠are in an immense amount of danger
because you know that ev- basically
everything in this room is cursed.
Except for- I do not have a remove
Adam: curse option.
Kaleb: Correct.
I think I do.
Except for the headdress that you put on.
⦠You or, it's functionally it is something
different, but basically you get a
legendary item that g- I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna send you the link.
Yes.
It's so much easier, Give
me the link ⦠thanâ¦
Yeah.
Let me post this.
Itâ¦
Actually, I'll just post it in party
loot so you can all take a look at it.
Get my Capric.
Hang on.
Zac: Is it gonna be in
chat or lore or what?
Kaleb: It, yeah, in the,
the party loot chat.
Oh, chat.
Zac: Oh, there we go.
Party loot?
Let's see.
Kaleb: Oh, come on.
What did he get?
One sec.
I haven't posted it yet.
Give me a second.
Happyâ¦
Adam: This is great, guys.
Great.
Zac: This has turned so well, guys.
Adam: I
Zac: love it.
Adam: Yeah.
Super,
Zac: super fun.
As I was worried- Super great
⦠this is- Super totally great
⦠fantastic.
Velishira's Beholder Crown.
Adam: So glad that followed through.
Zac: Symbiotic crown carved from
dark purple and lavastone with 10
points like stalks setting gemstone.
I'm just gonna read this.
Adam: Very cursed.
Zac: Okay.
Ooh.
Very
Adam: cursed.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Zac: Oh, this thing is sick.
Kaleb: Yeah.
You nat 20 a mummy lord's
curse, this is what you get.
Zac: This is
Grace: amazing.
Zac: Oh my
Grace: gosh.
Kaleb: Okay.
So it is-
Zac: Thank you
Kaleb: Yeah, anybody else that wants to
look up, that's what Larry's rocking now.
Grace: Damn.
Kaleb: Keep in mind, be- what- while
you're attuned to it, can't take it off.
Zac: That's fine.
I'm just r- rocking a
pharaoh's head garment.
It's all good.
Yeah.
And just
Grace: the visual- You are literally a
Kaleb: mushroom with this like-
Grace: You're three feet tall, so it's
like your whole head and then just itty
bitty little legs sticking out underneath.
Zac: Yeah, literally.
Basically what's going on.
It'sâ¦
Yeah.
Oh, this
Adam: is awesome.
Zac: I thinkâ¦
Adam: Okay so if we wanted to,
if you're gonna put the crown
on- Yeah ⦠I think you come,
you can cast Disintegrate on her.
Zac: I can.
I can.
So- I got six charges too,
and I got two, two let's see.
Adam: Disintegrate- Two
Zac: charges of whole person.
Adam: Yeah.
I think Disintegrate's
the best one to use.
So are you coming back
out of the with your-
Zac: Yeah.
You just hear me laughing maniacally
"Oh guys, you gotta check this out."
And I'm just gonna run
and point, "Look at this.
L- look at my hat."
Adam: That's great, Larry.
Okay.
Here's the here's the plan.
Stan?
Zac: Fills me in.
Adam: Okay.
Grace: Nuke.
Adam: Yeah.
Kaleb: You guys
Adam: are basically- All right, so-
⦠Kaleb: the plan is to nuke her.
Adam: But- Yes ⦠so my, so
you will, so we're gonna go
out to the botanical garden.
Kaleb: Yeah, because the, where you
guys are at, there's like a, just
to kinda set the scene outside of
the palace, 'cause the front of it
is the, like the city where there's
the canals and everything like that.
The palace, the sh- the family home
is sitting on, conveniently enough,
a cliff where like the water falls
off of it's like it's a sea cliff
basically, 'cause you're on an island.
Adam: Okay.
So we're gonna go out there.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: Your dragon's gonna come with us.
There is gonna be another grapple
contest with the donkey- I assume,
when you, when Goose- Yeah ⦠hands
over the donkey to the dragon
that's gonna put it in its mouth.
Skyy: Yep.
Zac: Yeah.
Adam: But before we do this, hang on.
Do I have to stay within a certain range?
I do, okay.
So I have to stay within 60 feet.
So let me ride on top of the dragon.
Skyy: Okay.
Adam: So she does it just
60 feet up, just go poof.
Skyy: Yeah,
Kaleb: yeah.
Just immediately be- it
shows back up as her.
Yeah.
Zac: Oh my God.
I just looked at how much
damage disintegrate does.
Yeah.
I didn't realize it was this
Adam: strong.
Yeah,
Zac: yeah.
Crazy.
Okay.
We're turning her ass into dust.
Adam: Okay.
Okay.
Just to play ahead, we
took, we're outside now.
Goose is still holding onto the donkey.
So I guess Caleb doâ¦
So the, so does everyone
have a readied spell?
Kaleb: I was gonna say,
you guys all need to-
Adam: Prep a
Kaleb: spell.
Let's, before we do anything
else, who's readying what?
Zac: Disintegrate.
Kaleb: Great.
Alinia, what are you doing?
Grace: I,
Kaleb: I travel.
Grace: Alinia, Goose.
Key points, all the stuff.
Kaleb: Yeah.
You're all reading- I will-
Melee is reading actions.
Anybody that's casting a spell.
So we've got disintegrate.
Blight.
Alinia, what are youâ¦
What is it?
Blight.
Skyy: Blight.
Blight
Kaleb: and fifth.
And then Perry, you're keeping
concentration on that while
Adam: she's flying.
Yes.
I'm on the dragon.
I will come back down if needed and-
Kaleb: okay
⦠Adam: i, and if needed, I can cast
another polymorph so we can just do it
Skyy: We do this a couple times.
Kaleb: Do
Adam: it again.
Yeah.
Okay,
Skyy: cool.
We got an hour with my dragon.
Yeah.
Kaleb: So let's go ahead and get
the, the grapple out of the way.
Adam: Yeah.
Kaleb: With the dragon and the donkey.
Adam: I really want this- Okay ⦠to
be drawn in some capacity.
Skyy: All right.
It's strength versus athletics, right?
Kaleb: I'll show you exactly what
I just rolled 'cause it, I'm not
even lying to you guys, this is
comically terrible Rolled a three.
Ooh.
Ah.
Skyy: Ooh.
All right.
Yeah, it got a 19 plus four, so-
Kaleb: I was gonna say-
Yike ⦠yeah, of course.
Okay.
The handoff happens ⦠goose
possibly- The handoff happens It's
Skyy: a dragon and a donkey.
Kaleb: The dragon just so delicately
just puts his mouth around Lady
Svara, the donkey, and just goes up.
Is there any kind of, Is the
dragon or is Alynia's dragon,
like, just gonna let Perry hop
right on top of him, I'm assuming?
My
Skyy: dragon's domesticated, yeah.
Kaleb: Okay, cool.
I just wanted to make sure.
Cool.
I can
Adam: g- I can do speak
with animals if I need to.
Kaleb: Correct.
Okay cool.
I just wanna make sure.
You just speak to him like, "Yeah."
That's what I'm
Skyy: thinking.
Kaleb: And then you guys
are flying up the 200 feet
Adam: to hit that
Kaleb: max damage.
Is that as high as you canâ¦
Is that as high as it can go?
It's max of 20 D6, and it's
a D6 for every 20 feet.
Okay.
So then, so 20.
Adam: 200.
All right.
Okay.
Skyy: Yeah.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Cool.
Okay, cool.
Yeah- So- ⦠you, the dragon, you have
your Game of Thrones moment where you're
riding this dragon up into the sky.
Do, do,
Adam: Do, do.
Kaleb: And so I guess my question for
you is when the dragon drops it, are
you gonna have it follow down so that
you stay within the range of polymorph?
Adam: No.
No.
I'm just-
Kaleb: You're just gonna let itâ¦
Once, once she gets out of range-
Yeah ⦠she's gonna pop back in.
Cool.
Adam: Yeah.
I'm- All right ⦠as soon
as it drops out of its mouth,
I'm gonna wait three seconds.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: And then s- it happens.
That is just always just pure-
So really we're going 250.
That way we have enough- yeah ⦠enough,
in between- Ah, so you get the max
damage ⦠to do their max damage.
And we don't know what 200 feet looks
like, so we're probably a little higher.
We're probably a
Kaleb: lot higher.
So you guys are giving some extra,
you're giving some extra just in
case, so you're eyeballing it.
Cool.
Adam: Yeah.
We're like,
" Kaleb: Eh."
I
Adam: don't have a laser
level to tell me how far away
Kaleb: we are.
40 D6, that's just bonkers.
Okay.
Adam: Yeah.
Kaleb: You drop.
And then the range on polymorph is what?
60 feet?
Adam: Yeah.
Kaleb: So from what you guys
can see up in the sky- Is he
gonna- ⦠you see the dragon drop
and the sound gets to you super like
late where you just hear, "Honk,
Adam: honk."
Kaleb: And then about two seconds after
that you see this cloud of smoke and
then the p- the delay of Lady Silvara
like going from donkey to starts to
like scream obscenities and then she
realizes that she's falling and you
just hear this blood-curdling scream
as she's just, "Ah," just screaming and
then she smacks hard, hits the ground.
There is a crater where this
poor woman h- hits the ground.
And she takes 68 points
of d- falling damage.
Adam: All right.
Grace: In order.
And then go.
What do you mean?
Two dead.
Kaleb: So we're just
gonna, we're gonna keepâ¦
So Perry, your st- Yep ⦠the
drag- you, the dragon didn't follow.
Yep.
We're gonna keep the
original initiative order.
So we're gonna start with Larry.
Larry, you are first, first up.
Zac: Disintegrate.
So I'm just gonna- All right.
"Ugh."
Focus.
You gotta make a dis-
dexterity saving throw.
It does not say- does
it say what the DC is?
No, it doesn't say the DC.
I've looked on- Probably, ⦠D&D
Beyond, I've looked on Reddit.
It
Adam: does- It's
Zac: probably his dex
Adam: save.
Zac: So my dex is da, da.
Give me a second here.
I gotta pull my sheet back up.
My dexterity is a 19.
Kaleb: Cool.
Let meâ¦
D's.
So she's gotta make a DC 19 dex save?
Zac: That would be correct, sir.
Kaleb: Cool.
Hey, guys do you wanna
know something funny?
I doesn't even come close.
Adam: You're not very dexterous
or sh- she's heavy in wisdom?
Kaleb: So- Yeah.
You- From being launched into
Adam: the
Zac: ground?
Jesus.
Yeah.
Kaleb: Yeah, no.
E- yeah, doesn't even come close.
Zac: Okay.
Kaleb: That's
Zac: 10 D6- I don't even haveâ¦
Plus 40 ⦠and plus
Adam: 40.
Kaleb: I'm gonna let you
roll that one, my man.
Zac: Hold up, I gottaâ¦
I don't even have 10 D6.
Adam: I think that's right up where I
like- On D&D Beyond you can just hit
Zac: the D6es- Oh, can I?
Can I?
⦠Adam: multiple times-
Yeah ⦠until you get to 10.
Zac: Okay.
Oh, we'll do that.
Oh, I can actually set the thing.
Adam: Budweiser presents
real man of genius.
Zac: That would be-
Adam: That's how, that's what I feel
Zac: right now.
75 damage.
Adam: 75?
Zac: 75 damage.
Okay.
Adam: All right.
Kaleb: Jeez.
Oh,
Zac: that's on a failed save.
Marvelous.
Oh.
That's on a failed save.
Hold up.
Kaleb: Wait.
Zac: I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It says on a failed save-
No ⦠target takes 10 D6 plus 40.
What is-
Kaleb: she failed.
Zac: Oh, she did fail.
Sorry.
Yeah.
No.
I'm getting mixed up.
Kaleb: So 75-
Zac: Sorry.
You would've taken half
that on a successful.
So-
Kaleb: All right.
Zac: Cool.
Yeah.
Adam: That's 130.
Kaleb: 75- Yep
⦠Zac: damage.
Kaleb: Yeah.
She's, I will tell you right
now, she's down to 37 hit points.
Zac: Yep.
Boys- Perfect ⦠and gals, I'm
gonna need y'all to do this.
Kaleb: That is next in the
initiative order is Goose
Grace: Excellent.
Okay.
Goose is gonna unleash
Adam: holy
Grace: hell.
Back.
Fleuria blows.
Yeah.
Okay, so- Would she be considered
Adam: prone in the crater?
Kaleb: Oh, no, absolutely.
She is absolutely prone.
Oh, shit.
Grace: Okay.
Advantage, Goose.
So that's advantage, right?
Yeah.
Kaleb: Oh, it absolutely is.
Grace: Okay.
I'm just gonna roll all my
attacks and then go from there.
So first with the quarterstaff 13.
Kaleb: Ooh, actually that does not hit.
Yeah.
No,
Grace: wait,
Zac: advantage.
Kaleb: Yeah, sheâ¦
You get advantage.
That is with advantage.
'Cause you can roll that with advantage.
Grace: Oh, okay.
Ooh.
Kaleb: But yeah, no, 13 does not hit.
Grace: There's a five
and a seven on the dice.
Kaleb: Yeah, no.
Okay.
13 does not.
Grace: Second attack, nat 20.
Yeah.
Adam: Full damage.
Grace: There
Adam: we go.
Now she gets to roll twice.
We do roll twice.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: For this session.
Grace: Okay.
And then Fleuria blows
the two unarmed strikes.
First one- Okay ⦠isâ¦
Let me see.
Kaleb: And then I'm sorry, what
did you s- what was the damage?
Did you do the damage
for that nat 20 you hit?
Grace: I was gonna roll the
damage after, but I guess I can
do it first, just to- No, do it,
Adam: just do it
Kaleb: all at once ⦠do it all at once.
Do it all at once.
Let's just do it all at once.
Yeah.
Adam: I want, I wanna see how
much beaten to a pulp she gets.
Grace: Yeah.
So first unarmed strike is 23 to hit.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Yeah, and that hits.
Grace: I'm assuming that's gonna do it.
Yeah, that's- And the second one isâ¦
Ooh, advantage.
Let me avoid a natural one.
So instead it is a 22.
Kaleb: All three
Grace: hit.
Okay.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Grace: So that's- Oops, sorry ⦠2d6.
Right on my face.
And the eight.
Plus-
Zac: It's beautiful ⦠12
Why is this not working,
Grace: Danny?
Zac: Let me log out.
Log
Grace: back in again.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Math 12 plus 14.
It's 25 points of damage,
all bludgeoning- Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
And also as open hand technique
she cannot take reactions
until the end of my next turn.
That's just a fail safe just in case.
And I do we think we need
a stunning strike in there?
Skyy: Why not?
I'm about to blight the fuck out of this
bitch.
Kaleb: Okay, it's what
we have been designed.
How about that?
Okay, so what was the damage?
So sorry.
Grace: Simply won't bother.
25 total.
Zac: Oof.
He's got 12 hit, hit points, or
she's got 12 hit points left.
Skyy: This is a fifth level blight.
This girlâ¦
Zac: This girl, fucked.
Fucked.
Kaleb: Hey, Skye.
Skyy: Yeah?
Kaleb: Let's go and bring it on home.
Come on.
Skyy: I need a con-
Wrap it up ⦠16 save.
Do it.
Kaleb: Ooh.
Skyy: Either way she'll take
half, so I'll roll this damage.
Yeah.
We'll see whatâ¦
This is my
Adam: dad
Kaleb: up here.
You said, wait, you said con?
Skyy: Con,
Kaleb: one thing, one
thing your girl's good at.
She does make that, surprisingly.
Skyy: Okay.
Okay.
Half damage.
Let me do math on half of this.
Kaleb: Okay.
Skyy: That will be 17.
Kaleb: Hey, Skye.
Go bring it on home.
What does it look like?
What does it look like?
Skyy: I'm just like standing there.
I watch her fall from my dragon,
fucking disintegrated, and then Moose
is Goose is kicking ass, and I just
reach down and just touch her foot.
Kaleb: Oh, phenomenal.
Yeah.
Ah.
So the way that this looks to
everybody else is you see the, the
crater and see nuke from Lenny.
Nuke.
Goose walks up and absolutely just beats
this, beats Silvara to a bloody pulp.
And then Alenia just again looks so
unbothered, very casually walks up
and just- Boop ⦠touches her foot.
And what does it look like
when Alenia casts blight?
Skyy: This, this woman just
shrivels up into What is that scene?
I think it's from Beetlejuice, but it's
like the guy with the skeleton head.
Like
Kaleb: he's all
Skyy: shriveled
Kaleb: up.
Oh, wait.
The shrunken head?
Oh.
Nob the shrunken
Adam: head man?
George.
No.
Kaleb: Yes.
No, that's a different guy.
That's George man.
You just, Alenia walk up and just
very gingerly touch Silvara's foot.
Oh,
okay.
And then it, as if almost she was
placed into a dehydrator- ⦠you see
her like eyes get really wide and then
just- And it like, she completely just
turns into a, like a, a human raisin.
Like a humanoid raisin.
Oh.
Like she just and like instantly is dead.
And you guys areâ¦
Yeah, so that happens.
Congratulations, she's dead.
And then immediately you hear,
the five of you, "What the hell
did you just do to my wife?"
Adam: You mean your dead wife
as I come down from a dragon?
Zac: And I'm gonna turn around and
I'm gonna straight up Professor
X, look at him with my head going.
Kaleb: Yeah.
He comes storming down the stairs,
'cause you guys are in the garden and
shoves all of you away and drops down
and is just "Oh my, my sweet Savara.
What have these monsters done to you?"
Yeah, and he like- Someone
kill him before we hit
Zac: him with ours ⦠as,
Kaleb: as he noticesâ¦
Oh no, he's th- he's, does
not, he's not a adventurer.
Like he, he's just rich.
He's just rich?
He's just rich.
Zac: I'm sorry.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Kaleb: But he's like holding this
like shriveled husk as he's just like
sobbing and like starts screaming
like, "What did you do, you monsters?"
As Perry drops down from the dragon.
Just again, Game of Thrones moment.
But yeah, so he's scre- And he's just
he looks up and like he sees Perry jump
down and he goes, "I need answers now."
Adam: Out of his breast pocket he
unfurls some papers and he goes, "I
think this oughta cover it for you."
Kaleb: Yeah.
And you see this man, like his shaking
hand walks up and reaches out and
grabs it and starts like reading over.
And like you see the
color drain from his face.
That what color was left as he like
realizes that the woman that he was
married to was an absolute monster.
And he goes I'm, I-"
I had you have to believe me, I had
no idea any of this was going on
Adam: Can you look at the very last page?
Kaleb: And he flips it and sees- It's
Adam: a it's a certified death certificate
with all it dated and timed, and Perry has
signed it on his way down from the dragon.
Just in case you need to prove to
the authorities what happened here.
Remember Perrywinkle Fletcher.
And you hear,
"Perry."
And then he's gonna doâ¦
Okay, he'd do aâ¦
The platypus, likeâ¦
Yeah.
Oh
Kaleb: my
Zac: God, he's having a stroke.
Somebody save this guy.
Kaleb: But he Duke Armand is sitting
there just his brain is taking multiple
seconds to process this and says,
"You have my unending gratitude.
This goes without saying,
this cannot get out.
The, the five of you Iâ¦
The world cannot know about this.
I will be ruined."
Zac: Larry's gonna raise
his hand real quick
Kaleb: And he just sighs and goes, "Yes."
Zac: Yeah.
So you're like super rich, right?
So you know doctors who could
remove curses or whatnot.
Kaleb: He just s- cha- like snorts
a little bit and goes, "Absolutely.
I'd-"
Zac: Yeah.
I got Mummy Rot ⦠get
you anything you need.
I need you to take this off right now.
Not my-
Kaleb: Oh he says, ⦠head, you can't
take this- He says, "Oh, please."
But and then he actually goes, "Oh Dr.
Ellion our house doctor
can absolutely take
care of that."
The man's a, he's
a genius.
Goose has the other death
Adam: certificate.
Kaleb: I was looking at you.
As he's saying this, he shifts the
pa- he shifts the paper and goes, "Oh.
Oh, I seem to have the
proverbial pie on my face.
Rest assured, I, the finest
healers any m- money can buy.
You have no, nothing to
worry about, my friend."
Zac: Great, now you get
to deal with my friends.
They get to
Adam: request things.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go up to
Goose real quick and be like,
"Goose, ask, ask for his business."
You can form a monopoly
with all of his shares.
Kaleb: Yeah.
He he stands up at this
point, like afterâ¦
He's once he realizes what's
going on, he drops Savara.
Like he, he's he wants nothing
to do with, dead or alive- Period
⦠wants nothing to do with her.
And he just stands- 51%
Adam: stake in his company, Goose.
Kaleb: He says,
"Obviously money goes without saying.
You, the fi- five of you ask⦠your friend
Larry has already gotten what he wants.
The four of you ask anything you want,
you shall receive within my power."
Adam: I already got what I
want, and that was justice.
Justice.
He says,
Kaleb: and he kinda laughs and goes
can't say I'm going to argue with that.
But Lady Olinia Mr.
Goose, any- you name it.
What is your deepest desire?"
Grace: Goose has a little notepad
out and is actively writing a
message to his assistant requesting
a cleanup crew to come and deal
with everything at this house.
He's going to sweep this soundly
under the thickest of rugs.
And- One big
Adam: rug on top
Grace: of the pyramid.
Yes.
Adam: He-
Grace: And he'll just say "The only
thing I request, that you burn this
place to the ground and start new."
Do this and I shall agree to
leave your business intact.
Kaleb: He'd said you seem to have
caught me on the back foot Mr.
Goose.
Iâ¦
As much as it would pain me to
destroy my family home, the five
of you pretty well saw to the
majority of that happening anyway.
So your request can be easily granted.
I have many homes within the realm.
Would no trouble at all for me
to burn this one to the ground.
You say it.
The d- it is done."
Adam: Don't forget the
Grace: secret passageway.
Excellent.
I will be sending people to inspect
your other homes, but this is good.
Adam: Don't forget the secret
passageway, to burn that as well.
And the laboratory you have no idea about.
Kaleb: He looks at the papers and
goes, and he kinda turns to you Perry
and says you have no need to worry.
It will be as if this house never existed.
I will s- personally see to that myself."
And then he says, "Lady Olenya, I
seem to have saved you for last.
Please, you name a favor,
any material object you want,
you name it, it is yours."
Skyy: I would like my my
ball, my tapestries, my cards.
You stole that from me, okay?
I want that back.
That is all I care about.
And I will-
Kaleb: Already safe
Skyy: and sound,
Kaleb: already safe and
sound back into your abode.
Done.
Skyy: I don't like that at all.
And I will touch Larry on his tiny,
small head and greater restoration
him to get rid of his mummy rot.
Yay.
Ah.
Kaleb: And he says again, not gonna
argue with not having to part way
with much other than your goods
which were already returned to you.
But I see you've already done the work
that I was going to help your friend with.
⦠So I guess kill two birds
with one stone, as they say."
And he says, "I will tell you my
wife, late wife I have a lot to
atone to for her transgressions.
You simply just need to
call for help and I willâ¦
Anything anything you need
I will be there to provide.
You, the five of you, four of you
have done an incredible amount of
help, and I cannot begin to thank you"
Adam: Wonderful ⦠green teeth.
Wonderful.
Kaleb: Yep.
And before we get to the, the final
little bit, is there anything that
you guys want to do as the adventure
ends and you guys either decide toâ¦
Do you guys, are you parting
ways or staying together?
Adam: Larry, I need you to plant
your final beans into this cafe
Zac: here.
No.
No.
No.
Look Larry's gonna goâ¦
Larry's gonna look at the Duke
and he's gonna, "All right, dude.
First off, she cured me, so that
negated what you were gonna do for me.
So now you've gotta do something for me."
Kaleb: The shrewdest
businessman as I've ever met.
Zac: Yep, yep, you know it.
Tried and true.
All right, look, I need you
to give me bracers for a monk.
Really good ones.
And that's all I need
Kaleb: He snaps his fingers and
we'll figure something out for Larry.
But yeah, he says, "Youâ¦
Say done.
That's it.
Painless as it can be."
Cool.
Okay, money can't buy me.
Larry, that is you.
He's like, "You" He's "So Larry,
do you realize how rich I am?
Do you realize how much money I have?"
Zac: Yeah, I don't care about money, man.
I'm a monk.
Kaleb: I'm a monk.
Touche.
Okay, cool.
Is there anything that the
four of you wanna do before
we get to the, the prologue?
Is, you gotâ¦
And I guess first question for
you guys- Maybe Elenya- Are you
going, are you parting your ways?
What is it?
Grace: I would like to at least
stick around long enough to deal
with the four extra eyes on my face.
Oh,
Adam: oh,
Kaleb: yes.
That's right.
Before we go through restoration.
Yeah, the four
Adam: extra eyes.
I assumed it was a thing that was like
a thing when she died- Oh, like a fungus
It would revert back.
But if it hasn't, okay.
Oh.
Kaleb: No, it's a permanent mutation.
Okay, all right.
Goose has four extra eyes.
Grace: Yeah.
We can just take care of that real quick.
Kaleb: You might wanna take care of that.
He like somehow has not noticed
this and goes shifts back a
little bit and goes, "Oh, God.
Yeah,
Skyy: Oh, God.
" Kaleb: Oh God.
Yes, please.
We will p- we will get
a good night's rest.
In the morning we will take you
to the city's finest healer and we
will figure something out, Goose.
I also wouldâ¦
There's some matters of business I
think me and you need to discuss as a
potential partnership going forward."
But yeah.
Of course.
As we Unless Perry and Elenya,
there's anything you two wanna
do that you guys are good?
Cool.
Adam: Is there a river nearby?
Kaleb: Yeah.
Youâ¦
The city is like the, the house
itself was sitting on the cliff.
The majority of the city is like
a canal way that like feeds off
into the rest of the island and
then g- feeds out into the ocean.
Adam: Okay.
Give me two seconds on that.
Kaleb: Two seconds.
Yeah.
There's like a canal
system throughout the city.
Adam: Okay.
I rolled a 20â¦
What is that?
25 for stealth.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Adam: What the fuck are you
Kaleb: doing?
What do you wanna do?
Adam: All right.
25 for stealth.
You guys just see maybe catch a glimpse
of a platypus tail off into the water.
And Perry is just
Kaleb: gone.
Perry's just gone.
Is that it?
Yeah, you guys are talking.
The, the duke is talking to you,
and then out of, And he turns
and says, "And Perry, Iâ¦"
And turns around and stops,
and you are just gone.
And you just hear the like
the weird little like clicking
of the platypus thatâ¦
Like you just hear that as you're like,
you see the tail slip into the canal.
Yeah.
Perry's just gone.
He's just gone.
He's just- The end,
Adam: end of Perry for now.
Kaleb: Yep.
S- cool.
So as we that scene like
happens, we pull back.
And then on the outskirts of town,
this is probably a good 30â¦
'Cause the house was like in the,
the center-ish, like on that one
side of the, like the island kind of
dead-ending it, probably 30 minutes
'cause the city is rather big.
We see a couple of these larger
gondola boats because there's several
kinds that traverse these waterways.
And these are more of the like
industrial sized ones 'cause
they're used to move goods.
You see a couple of kinda shadowy
like cagey looking figures in ro-
like kinda these black robes pushing
these gondola boats throughout
the, like out of the city.
And they're getting ready
to hit the open water.
And they're like talking to each other and
kind of you, we hear, as we're watching
this, we hear murmurs of like shipment,
s- like timetable, things like that.
And as the boat kind of hits a little
bit of a choppiness, you hear whatever
these like large containers that are
sitting, secured down, rattle a little
bit and we hear different bestial noises.
You hear bears, you hear like
the screeches of different
like birds and animals.
And the, like the symbol of like Malakar
and then the sym- the symbol of Lady
Silvara's family on these containers.
As what you guys, unbeknownst to you,
there were several containers of these
like a shipment of some of these hybrids
that did make it out, but that seemed to
be on their way to destinations unknown.
And that's where we end.
And it fades to black.
And that is it for this campaign.
Zac: Yay.
So amazing.
That was
Kaleb: so good.
Congratulations, guys.
I'm
Zac: sorry we fucked your BBEG fight up.
Kaleb: Again, guys, I cannot
begin to tell you, that was so
much fun for me in a completely
different way than what I expected.
That, I had a blast.
Are you kidding me?
Do not even apologize
for that for a second.
I had to
Adam: try polymorph.
I was like, "It's there-" I
Skyy: had to.
"I've
Adam: gotta try."
Kaleb: Like that was phenomenal.
It's just, it's so effective and it works.
I like, I'm so likeâ¦
Oh, it's so great.
I love that.
Yeah.
So if you hadn't done that, she had,
first off, multiple legendary actions,
and then she also had command of
multiple lair actions that she was
gonna just start randomly spawning
those hybrid monsters that you
guys were gonna have to deal with.
No.
So that, that shortened
the fight considerably.
Oh, wow.
Zac: Okay.
Kaleb: But I hope you guys had half as
much fun playing that as I had DM'ing it.