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Invisible. Silent. Four-finger throat strikes out of thin air. Kwan-shiri monks teleport into the People's Duplex and nearly kick Rahua's jaw clean off before round one ends. Poisoned, unconscious, bleeding through the hallways of their own home, the revolutionaries only live because Vena empties a pistol into the last assassin at point-blank range.
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What is Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration?
Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com
all righty then let's get excited for another amazing episode of rock grind
please stop calling me a freak i don't appreciate it i think i just called you a freak welcome
everyone to another exciting episode of rock grind i'd like to introduce all the amazing people
that bring you rock grind starting off with odo roshi hi hello it's me odo roshi this was the
worst time to open my water bottle for a drink uh i got you i'm playing vita the sylph swashbuckler
and now that my move is finished once again i'm back in your walls thank you so much you know i
love what you've done with the place yeah any any features that you kind of want anything you want
to potentially take from them um you know i i would really like some snacks in here just leave some
by the front door and i'll scuttle down the side of the building and get some awesome of course next up
the one who may have helped build those walls is the ever indomitable hulky crow yes that is me i'm
hulky crow today i will be playing the kanrasu cleric rahua and yes i did indeed build those walls
because it is a very well-known fact that i'm in them at all times you may ask why am i in your walls
and i tell you don't worry about it is there anything you can do no i am in your walls stop trying
the one to potentially blow up the oh go ahead go ahead that's an awesome original gimmick you have
there hulky i know it's so original i'm incredibly smart too don't you know
someone's doing my bit you know just but of course one who may destroy all those walls is erindale
hey oh i'm i'm earned i'm playing the human alchemist uh baldrick and uh yeah i'm i'm kind
of i'm kind of the guy who they call on to try and get people out of people's walls because you
guys can't seem to stay out of it you're eating all the asbestos uh you can't do that it's expensive
it's an antique you shouldn't do that and of course the one who may revolutionize these walls to plaster
all sorts of propaganda on top of it is the ever is the ever revolutionary speaker d hi everyone
i'm speaker d and i've got a i got a great one for you okay all right so let's let's pretend for a
second that and you might not i'm in your wall i'm in your wall not your walls i hate you people
oh and it's it's okay i can't go to the next i can't i'm beating you i'm beating you
man every speaker was original
but of course uh we will not be able to be able to suffer in the world of rock
without our ever amazing game master thurston hillman uh and of course i am your host today i
am zoran the bear playing the strix druid oran today and of course uh thank you everybody for
coming back thank you everyone for uh sharing the show and visiting everywhere remember if you like
the show and everything that we do you can always visit us at patreon.com forward slash narrative
declaration our youtube channel we have we have our shows on podcast platforms all that sort of stuff
but of course we stream this live on twitch.tv to where you guys can mess with us via the hero
point bars down below and all sorts of fun stuff but of course i think we laughed at a very interesting
uh situation from last episode of rock grind thurston how are you gonna fuck us today well first of all
because i think it's important i give an opportunity here would anyone like to recap last session for a
hero point that you absolutely won't need this session yeah who wants to recap anyone yeah anyone at all
yeah no all right i don't know stinking hero points i take them all out
okay cool um so i feel like i cheat if i do it
so go ahead thurston all right all right well last time on our illustrious rock grind our destined band
of chuckle fucks uh decided that they would have a uh a bit of a discussion with uh the great the great
punkle comp to the gnome um this was a uh a whole whole situation that happened where they
ended up conversing and getting information out of punkle comp learning that much of punkle comp's um
involvement was how shall we put this um fairly exaggerated and punkle comp had apparently been
um had apparently been um not part of the group that had gone out into the solitude despite what
they had said uh this this led of course to to a lot of conversations among the party as far as what
directions to go and then brought them back to baldrick's house where the group had decided that
they would begin conversing um on how to proceed eventually focusing their efforts on the um the
deckland family specifically uh the the grandfather cademan who's passing away and doing some more
investigation into sandal deckland the how shall we say less than uh it's the nice noble the party's
had some dealings with all that being said the group returned to baldrick's house where they
rested for the night and prepared for the next day however as we ended uh ruhua who um at some point
had also destroyed a couch in baldrick's house um was standing sentinel and noticed that the doorway
uh to the room or to the to the building that was attached to baldrick's and now open to baldrick's
thanks to a broken wall had opened slightly and uh we're going to start exactly where we left off
with you ruhua having seen the door open
and i want to know what uh what you're gonna do
ruhua seeing that the door has now opened up
knowing that doors typically do not open on their own uh is going to mantle
his soulforged armor and armament okay
wow okay awesome are you taking any other actions as this occurs
uh ruhua is going to take a step back
and kick oran
just a little heel thrust
oran what what was that for man
we have unexpected guests
but oran looks around gonna roll a perception check to look around for unsuspected guests
yeah how about how about what we do is for the two of you that are there
um let's uh let's put you in into initiative for you know no particular reason
here i'll even turn you from being unconscious and prone and you stand up
um i'll let you uh roll perception for initiative both of you in fact
oh thank you thirsten thank you thirsten
that's awesome oran got a 29
in bonkers house
oh and who got a 20
oh i'm just gonna update you to have a 20 for no particular reason
um cool
um uh oran
yeah
you with your 29
um you hear creaking on the wood
at this location and this location
basically like right right by the entry door
there's like you hear sudden creaks on the wood
okay it's like um
oran knowing from the many days that he lived in the forest
to the various mountain paths
passes and such where predators will come over and sneak up and try to get him
he's gonna go he's gonna like get down misrua
and oran will
jump over
to is this spot uh applicable
yeah you can go yeah yeah
awesome he'll go
he will he'll jump over that way and he will cast
galblast
pretty much just um galblast is basically when flows from your outstretched hands
and whirls around you in a five foot emanation
each creature in the area takes bludgeoning damage equal to your spellcasting ability modifier
for the fortitude save
apparently she's going
just to try to basically try to
be like if something's sneaking around there and he can't see it
he's gonna he's basically just gonna
just rattle everything
absolutely
if they're hiding behind the couch or the benches or anything else like that
he's like get out of here
and they have to make me a dc 26 fortitude save
cool um
okay uh
click that damage thing for me
awesome and i
roll for the damage
it is six on the d6
plus four for a total of ten
you hear something
right here as something
smashes into this uh this countertop
near the near the south like something's pushed
into it from your galblast there's also of course
the uh the damage uh the like the cruft and and such on the couch from our previous encounter
um that is sort of torn up by that but um
i am going to do a few things here
all right you should now see a like
a token at least uh or possibly be visible
so you you don't you don't see what it is but you know there is something in that in that that space now
um and with that
that was oran
all right yes
uh yeah that'll be into my turn sorry
all right
so um
oran um there is a a moment um as this this occurs you are sort of like looking around
um
the the the space in front of you
immediately becomes filled with with with someone who is standing there
um they appear in front of you as though out of thin air as though they like take a moment to
sort of um
like
recenter themselves and then
you see
i will share the art here
one moment
loading loading loading loading loading loading
all right you see uh a what was that so you got i believe
i believe okay okay okay
uh for some reason just foundry was a bit slow there
all right you see uh a what can only be described as a martial artist appear in front of you who has
baggy clothing but is standing on one foot the other one is like poised up and they appear in front of you
suddenly um as their like whatever strange visibility effect that was on them ends
and they immediately go and like begin taking um
taking strikes at you uh their their fists and legs coming out um at you um and they
begin by doing a a flurry of attacks on you
ow
so oh and i will turn off my private rolls now that they're invisible
um
imagine i'm getting jojoed in my face again all swollen
oh yeah you know like this so these arms are like like coming in you're getting like kicked and
and basically the way that they're holding their their fingers is they have like their four
their thumb is sort of pulled into their palm and they're four digit like stabbing you
um yeah so from the first one uh you will take 18 points of damage as you were hit in your throat
um then you are struck again help me
there is a there is a miss with that um and then for their last action
they move over to the entrance here basically smashing you once in your throat then pulling
back also want to point out lovely art by one of our esteemed local artists
yes thank you very good soothees opie
orange looking at rahua go
please kill him
your your throat is broken you can't say anything
as you as you you have this um and rahua you hear this um something something materializes in front of you
as another one of these figures appears in front of you rahua um and they have the they have the
sort of same same appearance sort of veiled face um light armor in fact it's almost no armor at all
uh and they come at you starting with a a brutal kick uh to your face rahua
face attack oh uh as you are like looking over at orrin and then this this thing appears in front of you
oh are you fucking and he crits you yes oh no
fuck that's a really high roll holy shit 44 points of damage
um then their second attack
oh a second one oh yeah well they flurry of blows there's more than one
they get two attacks for the price of one
um and then they hit you again uh this time doing uh 18 more points of damage to you
oh like you feel your face kicked snap back and then one of these uh these four like four-fingered
uh strikes comes and just cracks your jaw part of it like in fact breaking off briefly
um rahua you're up they did that training where you punched the tree a whole bunch and now they get
to use it they did oh i guess i'll crack his jaw back into place a little bit oh it's like this
this is how you want to play okay or it'll get down
uh and rahua will hold out his hand to this ninja-like figure okay and with a brief smark
a brief smark a brief sparkle of light it's smarkle now
no fuck i'm embedding that shut up
i'm very clear orin did not get down
all the same a beam of searing light erupts from rahua's hands as i cast radiant beam
in just in a straight line all the way through here
oh i like that it's gonna hit orin i like that
i told orin to get down
do you want to paste the spell in here for us
of course i would love to this is what you get for trying to make smarkle a bit
i must damage to my tape for mentioning smarkle
the era of the era of bits is over
yeah
the rule of serious is now oh no
oh i like this one
oh let me let's read oh oh the beam deals
5d10 good damage
good damage it's supposed to bad damage
it's 5d10 good damage on a failed saving throw a creature becomes dazzled for one round or dazzled
four it's it will i can't read that because it won't tell me that it's a condition item
there we go four rounds on a critical fail
if it passes through an area of magical darkness or targets a creature affected by magical darkness
gradient beam attempts to counteract the darkness
you need to determine whether the light passes through an area of darkness draw a line between yourself and the target
i would also like to know it's 120 feet in length
yes
so you are hitting you are hitting next door
yes
crunch no
fuck them kids
yeah i'm glad our house expansion efforts continue
true
it's true
i'll bill you later
okay
um
yeah you can place the line
i would declare that orin was able to duck and dodge
i did give him ample warnings
yeah yeah can you never declare that
there's your line
there's the line
can you never declare that
uh well how about this how about you click on your token there orin and press the
save dc 24 basically
that is that is you ducking
all right orin attempts to duck
he succeeds with the saving throw
you succeed i'm going to to roll for these two and see what we get here
oh
a crit fail on the first one
yeah
which uh
i don't know why i shouldn't have to save on that but whatever i save anyway
and on the other one
it was almost another crit fail but a success on the other one so um
okay so a couple things happen here if you want to click that damage button for me uh hulky
of course
oh you rolled well
it's 39 damage
double damage to the front one here
wob
uh the other one is going to take half damage
and orin
you take no damage
because your alignment is good
and since we aren't remastered yet
um
you're good you take
since your alignment's good
you take no damage from good good
oh
effects
you feel a sunlamp for a hot moment
yeah
the old arcade game design saved me today
oh
and then yeah um you can tell that the one in front of you is like uh quite quite quite dazzled
like their their head rocks back
as they're like continually try to blink
um their veil like hiding their mouth but there's like a sense of shock on their face
uh so that was what two actions right
uh yes it was
yeah you got one action left
you are a hundred percent correct
and because of that action with this dazzled person in front of me
now dazzled as they are
i'm gonna try to brain them
and i'm gonna strike them with my mossy pick
cool
oh
so
can i hero point it
you
you can
remember the target
you can yes
you can
it is i remember the target
target the enemy
target the enemy
smash them
halt and
oop
wagon
i must have forgot to rename this thing
a 27 will
will hit
okay
uh well
um
let me see here
will it hit
um
you know what
no
no it's not gonna hit
no because i'm gonna use this ability
what's that ability to do with the retort
uh the rafa retort which is when they're in their stance
they can increase their ac bonus from a uh plus one to a plus three against the triggering attack
which will cause this to miss
and if it does
they can make a melee strike on you instead
i hear you
that's fucking awful
um and if this melee strike hits
they're gonna do some persistent mental damage to you too
wow
i'm moralizing him
but but i have some good news here boss
this one in front of you is dazzled
so it does have to make a flat check in order to hit you now
so this this could all be a funny
ha ha hoo hoo hee hee thing
we'll see
i do make my uh
my my my my melee strike
we'll see if this hits
it will hit
but the question is
does the concealment
stop this
oh i don't believe it does
i believe can see
dc5
i will hit you
so
my my dear friend
rahua
you will only take 12 more points of damage
and three persistent mental
as whatever smacks into you
smacks into your head
and your head is just
suddenly burdened by something
like some crisis of
of philosophy or faith
why can't why can't why can't i hit him
why can't i hit him
why isn't he dead
why isn't he dead
and with that
that will end your turn
and because they did this on a reaction
you have to make a recovery check
and you take that three points of persistent mental damage
so you can click that roll recovery check
uh you are still taking the mental damage
as you continue to have a crisis of faith
cool
that was fun
yeah
all right orrin
i'm having a problem
you're doing okay man right
yeah you're getting them right
i'm seeing rahua
no i'm fucking not
just basically just seeing fist size imprints in his wood
cool uh orrin you're up
make a decision
at this point is anyone like
like are we getting real loud here
are we kind of running
the laser just went off
yeah i'm assuming the gust of wind
pushing all the furniture and everything
where i'm making such a racket in balderick's house
all of our other intrepid followers
if you want to uh click on your tokens
and uh make a perception uh for initiative here
i'll put all of you into combat real quick
so that you're there
you're right
i'm at the very bottom with a stunning 12
okay
oh one sec
one two four
balderick is trying so very hard
she's trying so very hard to uh
oh excuse me that was my
you wanted me to make that for initiative
excuse me
yes
yes
okay then i need to do that a different way
okay
because my my initial my perception is only 13
so i'm gonna read a little bit
or are you gonna add two to that
i'm just gonna add two to that
so
yeah
i got you
boop boop
okay
uh
balderick updated
okay
and then tanhauser got a 24
and then vena got a 23
cool
awesome
all right
uh well we will go back to orrin then
awesome
remind me thurston
large creatures have a reach
have a reach thing right
um
generally speaking yes
um
it sort of depends on the particular
i i don't know i didn't make him
wow fuck you thurston
i was reconfiring with you
all right i'll say yes
i suppose i could find out for you
if you want me to take some time
i'll just say yes
okay okay
i made him
he has he has it now
that's fair
that's fair
i never did declare
okay okay
okay yeah yeah yeah
i'll do it as a teachy bar
okay thurston fuck you then
uh basically i'm gonna spend
i'm gonna spend
i don't know you have to
you you build a bear
i didn't build the bear
i'm i'm
as the bit is going on
uh i'm going to spend
one action to command
gorgamongers
because since he is my uh
companion it'd be like
gorgamonger kill
so he'll do his actions
after i'm done with mine
that's one action for me
and then i'm gonna spend
two actions
to two action heal
ruhua
sure
and i will heal him
at third level
so i'm gonna turn
to ruhua
kablam
do some healing
do
for 39 points
i got you
whoa
oh thank you
rm
he's like
and r just goes
gorgamonger kill
and you hear like
as he comes over
and
gorgamonger will come up
with his jaws
will come over
and go
let me see
good opening
next turn
strikes to deal
okay
make sure of that
he's going to try to
melee
the one in front
over hua
and hits him for a 36
and will deal
18 points of damage
to him
nice
so
as i started my previous turn
i assumed gorgamonger
got up from a prone
sleeping position
and this time
he moved up for one action
and then meleed
for the second action
and that will be the end
of oran's turn
cool
all right
that brings us back
to the intruder
over here
who um
decides to move up
please don't hurt me
to you oran
um
still in their
still in their stance
um
they advance up towards you
and um
they begin
to
yeah
they
they
they
they begin to
uh
to unleash
with some
uh
some
some further
further attacks
these like
you know
these kicks
and
and stabs
with their
their fingers
come at you
oran
let's start
oran
oran has his fists up
trying to like
kind of box back
and like
mr tan has taught me
this one
yeah i'm gonna
just get just massacred
by this guy
as you're like
take 13
from the first
then the second
i miss
um
then for the third action
they're gonna do
two more attacks
at full
multiple attack penalty
oh
okay
oh okay
roll a natural 20
that's fine
okay cool
that's that's cool
yeah
i like that
critical shit
you will take
36 points
as uh
you are like
you are deflecting
all of these blows
and you just hear
this yeah
like
tan has your tummy
and then you're just
cracked in your
like jaw
and you feel
like
bone
shatter
and basically
i just fall
i just like
like
narrowly fall
but he's still
kind of
standing up
he's like
you're gonna
beat us up
i'm gonna help
mr tan has
this revolution
in my friends
gorgamaker
eat this one
and that's
what he'll
scream
as he gets
his ass
beat
cool
uh tan hauser
so uh
you are now
not unconscious
anymore
you are awake
ah excellent
another morning
uh i assume
i'm i'm awake
not normally
but awake
in the sense
that i heard
horrible laser
beams being fired
laser beams
there's like
crashing and
booming from
from the southern
area
nice how long
does it take
me to put on
armor
what kind
of armor
is it
uh leather
armor
okay so
let us see
the uh leather
armor is
light armor
i believe
it is uh
one minute
so okay
we don't have
time for that
yes so
correct
so what i'm gonna do
is i'm gonna walk
out
yeah
open the door
vali are you
sleeping in the
hallway
yep
okay
she got drunk
remember
walk to
vena
okay so get
up walk
and then
third action
oh that's a
great question
um
third action
i will
i'll wake up
you just go
crazy
are you sure
well i have
one action
left so i
can't go
too crazy
um i'll just
uh i'll like
jostle
vali awake
wake up
wake up
wake up
intruders
it's necessary
that we
dispatch them
oh
why
i don't
know why
once we
interrogate them
we can find
out boy i
can say a lot
of words with
one action
and that's my
turn
thank you
thank you for
this very long
action
i approve
very good
very good
uh well vena
you're up next
all right
all right
i wish i could
see the status
effects on her
right now
uh exactly
uh can i
uh
i passed out
in the hallway
did i take my
armor off
no if you're
passed out
i mean you're
also you're
also hung over
and drunk
though
i mean hey
i'm gonna take
what i can get
let's see what
armor do you
have you have
studded leather
armor uh
well let's find
out what happens
if you wear
your armor
while sleeping
oh boy
there's a
mechanic for
that
oh of course
there is
oh oh i
like this
mechanic
oh you
have bones
break
you have the
fatigued
condition
oh boy
here you go
take the minus
one status penalty
to your ac and
saving throws
could i could i
instead uh
have taken the
armor off
thank you
you could
yeah absolutely
you could be
choosing not to
wear armor
i'll allow it
uh no i'll
take my l
okay okay
um i'm going
to uh
i'll i'll get
to my feet
getting out for
prone is a full
action yeah
it's well it's
yeah one action
to get up
so okay
so stand up
from prone
action one
all right i'm
gonna see the
dude attacking
oran
uh i don't
see the other
dude from
this angle
um so i'm
gonna walk
my
uh 35
feet of
movement
what
i'm gonna
kind of jump
on top of
here and
just yep
oh wow
or popular
or look
stevena all
cheeks puffed
up a couple
teeth missing
he could he
has squinty
eyes because
the cheeks are
pushing up on
his eyelids and
stuff and he
goes like i
read my
ass beat
you son of a
bitch you're
beating my
little man
all right i'm
gonna i'm gonna
i'm gonna stab
this guy
okay uh i
don't have any
any things for
panache so i'm
just gonna have
to stab him
the the regular
way do it
up
that's a hit
that'll hit
nice we
take those
good john
dimaggio here
that's gonna
be uh yeah
12 points of
damage takes
12 what do i
have the ice
damage for
oh it's a
frost right here
now i forgot i
forgot we did
that yeah
yeah little
upgrades oh
yeah
and that's it
for you
that's my turn
cool it's gonna
come back to
our to our
boy down
here
who um
is going to
continue
unloading
punishing
salvos into
the tree
break him into
mine
well i'm
going to
um so
that's your
thing just
hey
just not
even stop
that just
hey
hey
now there
a second
you better
get out
of here
i don't
have a
reaction
are you
fucking
kidding
me
no
i have
good news
hulky
it's still
dazzled
there is like
a 25
percent 20
percent chance
that'll fail
this is not
yeah sure
come on
i saw it
we're not
oh
fuck
i don't
understand how
the dazzle
roll works i
thought it
rolled low
before and
still worked
no no no
it's um
he okay
so so
dazzled gives
you the
counts everything
is concealed
so it's a dc
five flat check
so basically
if on a one
through four
on a d20
i miss you
it's basically
like a 20
percent chance
miss chance
um but yeah
it's still
it's better
than nothing
it's just
unfortunately
right now
you you
got crunch
so that's
attack one
um now
attack two
i will miss
then i will
attack three
no i'll attack
three because
now i'm good
that was that
was his first
action with a
flurry of blows
oh great
now he's gonna
go again
critical miss
critical
uh probably
yeah another
critical miss
cool
cool
um has
one action
left
but
um
it's gonna
actually
move to
here
don't flake
me bro
oh no
that's exactly
what's happening
don't flake
me bro
that's exactly
what's happening
i'm glad
you saw it
uh and is no
longer dazzled
at the end
of their turn
rahua you're
being made
into toothpicks
yes
rahua is just
standing there
ragged
splintering
falling apart
like i really
really don't
appreciate you
doing this
please stop
and he'll
hold up his
shaking hand
shaking like a
leaf
and
fingers
his fingers
crack a little
bit more
and i'm gonna
cast the three
action version
of bone shaker
shake his
bones
shake it baby
shake his
bones
all right i'll
make the
save
it will
succeed
but that
is still i
take half
damage and
you can move
me up to
five feet
that is fine
unless it
falls prone
because i
would like to
move him
into the
fireplace
oh
interesting
okay
hey thurston
i want to
can i
narratively
declare
something
i mean
sure
if he
does that
i want to
narratively
declare that
it's actually
a chemical
fire in
the fireplace
baldrick can't
afford wood
i will allow
this i will
allow this
yeah sure
wood
okay
all right
you can move
there
take away
one of my
points please
that is now a
chemical fire
it is far
more hazardous
so what i
will do for
this is
i will i
will consult
the
i believe i
have to find
the hazardous
hazardous
environment one
moment hazardous
terrain
here we go
just have to
find where i can
find the the
damage chart for
hazardous so
this would probably
be a moderate
threat so
this would deal
66 fire
damage um
i will as
the owner of
the house
baldrick i
will allow you
to roll the
fire damage
thank you
it will it
will do a
basic um
i think i
will go with
a basic save
based on the
level so
uh that's 22
damage for you
okay um so
i will say that
it is a
reflex um
one sec i'm
going to do a
a level based
since that would
be most
appropriate here
a level based
reflex save uh
this will be the
level of the
party so your
eighth level so
yeah dc 24
reflex save here
this is like you
know they're
pretty good at
reflex so like
bone shakered
into it they
they will see
how they do
i'll roll a
natural one so
he'll take
double damage
um
i will do
baldrick will
take 44
damage
hell yeah
injury
um excellent
baldrick is in
the other room
screams uh
no i will
just you you
have entered
into my house
i can spend
narrative declaration
points to turn
into kevin
mccallister
uh this this
this this like
intruder screams
on fire well
actually doesn't
scream makes no
sound instead
falls down
slumps over
and like
begins to
burn in the
chemical fire
it is very
potent fire
they are they
are being turned
into ashes very
quickly yes
um and that
was a three action
from her who
so baldrick you're
up now oh
and then uh see
if you uh yeah
sorry see if you
make your recovery
check god please
fuck oh
take three more
persistent
what she
understand vena
is that uh
the the
it is much
more hazardous
if you fall
into it
otherwise it's
very easy to
control and it
looks fabulous you
can even adjust
the rgb values
of it but if you
fall into it you
fucking die you
fucking die you
just straight up
fucking die
uh yeah baldrick's
up but he uh
like typical
protocol for him
is like someone's
busted into my
house i'm not
going to charge
out there like
an idiot let me
still please
uh yeah sure
so um it'll
still be like a
move to unlock
the door
yeah but can i
roll stealth first
because i'm not
gonna get to do
anything absolutely
because there's
like no angle
yeah
so uh i'm
actually gonna
take off the
armor check
penalty because
i'm not wearing
armor because
yep i will i
can set get
you um you
just have to go
into your character
and where it says
breastplate change
it i rolled a
net 20 okay so
so that's a 37
for stealth
yeah so so
so you are you
are very much
hidden um yeah
and then you
can open the
door um you
can see tan
hauser is there
um so given
like given you're
like stealthing i'm
assuming you're
like assessing the
situation right now
like you're are
you wanting to
like do an in-depth
perception check
here i will yes
i'm going to do
an in-depth
perception to see
if there's anything
anything specific
going wrong
besides the gamer
that fell into my
gamer fire of course
okay please please
can i go into the
hallway to do that
or do i have to be
in my you can do it
from where you are
and i'll just pretend
like you're you have
vision out the hall
because you you're
like look around
i'm craning my neck
okay yeah exactly
just a regular old
perception yep
perception go
uh 14
that won't be enough
i'm gonna i'm gonna
i'm gonna hero point
with my oh
question absolutely
if i could have
people stop going
online on steam
they want to be
your friends
oh oh there you
that's much better
that's 24
cool uh yeah so
you detect more
sounds on the uh
the boards uh i
will mark them as
uh on the map
you can tell there
are two more figures
in the hallway
right basically
pincering tan
hauser who's run
out and i have
nothing left i can
do nothing left but
you can always talk
as a free action
i it would
talking unstealth
me
yes
then no
okay
i'm sorry tan
hauser you have
hit points you'll be
okay
that was not
very
solidarious
of you
well it's actually
really smart that
baldrick did what
baldrick did because
these guys go next
um it's like oh
yeah they're gonna
they're gonna don't
worry tan
hauser i'll let you
know that they're
there's like oh and
he like turns around
and gets punched in
the face and turns
around and gets
punched in the face
and gets turned
around and gets
punched in the face
well not quite um
so a couple things
all happen once
again um and
like you would see
this from your little
like vantage point
baldrick um the
steps get closer to
tan hauser there is a
move action um you
briefly hear something
else um and then
this figure appears
and i will show the
art of once again
from s elliot a
great artiste of
ours who is sorry
the image is so
thank you for drawing
the creatures that
shall kill tan
hauser i love you
it's very good i
would for some
reason this image is
taking forever to
load and i'm just
going to keep
stalling but what
you see is an
individual who
appears in front of
you tan hauser um
this one is wielding
two blades and
you've seen these
types of blades
before they're the
culba blades that
you've encountered in
the last uh episode
um these sort of
like wavy blades
um and um as
you like see this
this creature like
or this human
come into corporeality
this creature um you
can tell that one of
the blades has some
kind of liquid on it
as he goes to stab
you oh joy of joys
yes not ideal
this is this is this is
your checkpoint that
we're playing deus ex did
you put any points into
poison resist no i put it
all into swimming god
you boob if they stab
you in the metal part
you'll be fine
so um you are going to
be flat-footed just
against this first
attack um as the
blade comes uh to
to impact you tan
hauser uh both blades
come at once oh oh
good that was
perilously close to a
20 yeah so you will
you will get hit there
and then a second swing
will hit you as well
uh you will get hit by
both of them um so the
first one will deal
whoa i rolled like very
high there uh 24 from the
first one okay and then
the second one will deal
then um i require you to
make me a fortitude save
sure thing i must ask
yes um is these uh against
diseases poisons or
radiation it is against a
poison then i'll go ahead and
take my constructed bonus
yes sir
you don't poison
poison resist
19 because i got a
three on the dice
yeah people don't love
you today you have no
hero points
i'm just got started
unmourned
due to me the grief is
hurt
okay um
you take uh eight points
of uh poison damage
oh okay
poison courses through
your system
that house is dead
cool and hauser takes
spider damage aggravated
yeah um okay that's
cool this one is now
visible
okay um uh yeah this
other one's gonna go now
um let's see doesn't
actually doesn't see
baldrick so goes for
tanhauser yeah i hope he
doesn't see me with a 37
still
so fucking same thing i
guess um
uh yeah and flanked uh
trust me this is the it
almost would have been
better if he could have
seen baldrick we'll see
how this plays out um
this one once again like
you barely have time to
recognize it um tanhauser
because as this one like
comes out to you that they
have a blade you can tell
the the coloration on the
blade of this one is a
different color um as it
comes and stabs you
oh my god well that's
good um so the the
poison blade misses you
the second strike
yes i have both villain
points so i'm gonna
reroll that one
so i'll reroll the second
attack because i didn't
reroll the the other one
so that one okay cool um
so that one will hit but
it's not poisoned um so i
will just deal
still a rather high amount
of damage uh well you know
and then i will also deal
so i will deal this
r2d6 and he will do an
additional seven points of
precision from sneak attack
on you
okie dokie
yep
okay um and then you're no
longer flat-footed because you
now see them but you will be
flat-footed effectively from the
flank
uh and that is it for them
oran you're up uh you look
north to see your companion
now uh surrounded by knife
wielders
oh oran will let's see
uh vena coming in don't
worry guys i'll help you
i was like you should have
seen my view of like vena
running past all the
invisible people and i'm
like oh tan house is gonna
have a bad day
gonna have a bad day
it's gonna real suck
i'm trying to trying to
bait what would be the the
best course of action here i
don't want to be tanking
anymore but i also need
gorgamunger up in front
so he sees how screwed
tanhauser is so oran
unfortunately not able to um
get what he wants done and
this many actions uh gorgamunger
at least will get a action to
act regardless of what he does
so in so he will
basically move up to be close
enough
mr tanhauser
he's gonna move his 25 feet
here to basically get down the
hallway
uh saying tanhauser getting
flanked and he'll two action
heal mr tanhauser
sure
also i messed up apparently it
auto did the precision damage on
that one so i just
i i took off the extra i did
there to tanhauser oh thank
you
yeah
thank you chat for
pointing that out i forget
how cool and automated foundry
can be sometimes
there we go
so basically i heal oran comes
up i got you mr tanhauser
whoa and then heals you for
28 points of damage uh that was
his first action to move and
two actions is the two action
heal that gives him 30 feet of
range for that
um and now he is out of the way
of the other guy which also shows
they did not have attack of
opportunity or just waiting for
the other reactions um and for
gorgamonger's single action since
he can fly he will jump over
everybody and basically just come
over and go rawr and basically
just just right in front of uh the
other guy just pretty much just
blocking the way as much as you
can and gorgamonger just rawr right
in front of the guy but he can't
attack because there's just not
enough uh actions to do so and
that is the end of oran's turn
cool
um
you need a web mode
way mode yeah we do we do um
okay so
someone makes a web mode i'll add
it to the twitch channel
oh come on
oh no
how's it going buddy
i hate you you really should
i play for keep i play for keeps
now
oh no
and then i'll roll a three and
miss
now then i'll do my second attack
yeah
and i'll miss and then i'll flurry you
again
oh
can you i think flurry has flourish
um
yeah i might um
that and it's a action type thing
i don't think you can do that
twice in a row
yeah
oh fine i'll just do my regular
attack and miss anyways sad
yeah i'll look it up for you just
in case we're wrong also i checked
the rolling on my large creature
thing i was incorrect that uh
companions get reach uh when they
become larger they it's not
scaled so i mess it up sorry but
sorry people yeah it does have the
flourish trait so my bad um so i
can't so i'll just do that one
extra to you but then and for
people don't know what flourish is
that means if you do that certain
action or so you can't just
do it once yeah you have you can
only do one flourish per action
part of the problem is is because i
import stat blocks uh into here it
doesn't have all the traits
sometimes so my bad
yeah but yeah it's all good uh so
that uh is that and then that will
bring us to tanhauser
oran's approach and healing me
tanhauser will crack his knuckles
apologies gentlemen this is no longer
a fair fight uh and i am going to
uh let's see i have a couple moves i
can make here i can either do decent
damage to two people or mungo damage
or try to do mungo damage to one what
do you guys think i should do kill one
kill one yeah focus on one tanhauser
do work crimes gonna knife you all
righty then uh in that case i am going
to wheel around to this fellow uh i am
going to true strike
and then i am going to um uh spell
strike a level four shocking grasp
okay so uh i'll hit you with the
release i want to alert you of
something okay as you cast your spell
your your true strike um you feel your
blood start to boil
it's not enough to like cause massive
pain but you feel like your magic is
now somehow like connected to to your
blood specifically around the like the
wound mark where you got hit by that
poison
okay well i don't know what that means
but i'm sure i'm about to find out
okay um so let's rock
i do get advantage thankfully
or well advantage isn't a mechanic in
pathfinder but it's advantage
yes yes it's fair fair enough there you
go
there you go
20 let's rock
yeah does my uh grasping uh shocking
grasp also crit
yes yeah everything crits your melee
attack and your spell damage so
everything's
lovely so starting off with 16
okay um that's the bottom one right
the southern one yeah yeah yeah the
bottom
okay okay uh and then i actually don't
have level 4 shocking grasp on me so
i'm just gonna post shocking grasp
here
because i have i have a thing that
lets me replace a spell with like
shocking grasp because it's my
signature
so replace my fly with it and um so it
increases by 1d12
per each it's 2d12 base and i'm
increasing it by three levels
so i'm essentially gonna be rolling
one two
three
so it's level 4 so 5d12
5d12 yeah
times 2 yeah 5d12 times 2 yeah
okay cool um i do not have times 2 up
so i'm just gonna roll 5d12
and we'll just i can just multiply it
here cool yep
all right i got you
i got you
and then we'll also take oh doesn't
have any um well actually does let's
see each doesn't wear they aren't
wearing metal armor so no piercings
uh no no
a nose ring from college like
can't blame me for trying right
yeah okay so uh with all of that done
uh you will take 10 points of poison
damage i kind of wanted the nerve to
declare he was wearing one of those
metal studded belts from hot topic
like that'll do
i have to draw the line at like
every creature isn't always wearing
metal um
but i will however say so so uh
tenhouser you feel the like like
casting those spells cause the poison
to to accelerate within your system
and in fact seems to have like pushed
it i need another fortitude save for
me please
let's rock
that is a 22
okay um so the poison progresses
all right in that case i will spend a
hero point and re-roll
okay
that is a 26
that will still not pass in this
instance
oh jesus fucking christ
yep
uh and you'll take 11
more
poison damage
did you spend a hero point on that
yes
okay
thank you
um
tldr you can tell that like by casting a spell
you like increase the dc
and take damage from this poison
oh that is that
my vena
you're up
oh boy
oh oh
does tenhouser have one more action
no
it's true strike as one action
and then spell strike
i was about to tell you to step over
so i could uh
beam blast
but i'll instead go help oran
because he's getting smacked
uh so i'm going to move up here
i imagine that their reflex is quite high
so i'm going to uh faint
you're going to fall
yeah i just i just pass out
oh
good night
are you robot
oh am i roboting hello
no
she sounds fine to me
oh
am i
thurston
uh thurston's having a problem
yeah
thurston's the connection
thurston
he's dying
he's going
he's going
sorry
sorry i like
i don't know what happened there
hello
it's okay
you're and i probably just had a little blip
you're good
yeah okay
cool cool cool
uh yeah
i imagine that
tumbling through this guy
is probably not a great
uh
that they probably have
rather high athletics
and or acrobatics
so i'm going to
uh faint
and i'm gonna
uh try to
deceive him
with my
fencer
thingy
uh and i'll hit you
with a
on that
okay
um
i believe that's
just gonna be a success
but i want to
quadruple
check
um
yeah
that's
that's just a success
so um
they're flat-footed against
your
next melee attack
yes
and i will get my panache
yes i will
panache
it's like yo
going super saiyan
uh i'm gonna finish her in
let's see if i can
finish him
oh there we go
that'll hit
that will
will hit
uh the defense that they have
is not enough to
to knock it so they won't use
their uh
their thing so you may
roll dimaggio
all right uh hopefully this
adds the finisher i've got
the box checked
let's see what happens
there we go
nice
27 points of damage
for you
good chunk of
damage
uh and
that
yeah that was all three of
my actions so that'll be
my turn
cool
all right
uh that one's
dead so it brings us to
rahua
oh rahua is going to
move up and see what he
can do
i'm allowed to move
yes
you do space to make a
waypoint and get around
corners
oh
as you're dragging your
token so as you drag it to
one point space and then you
drag it further
oh i see
there you go
cool oh don't want to move
there
don't do that
rahua blinks in for a
second
uh
gmod wood clattering sound
effect
you can probably get here
if you want to get a
yeah you can probably move
there
i would love to
we flank them into the
kitchen
now i have a couple
different options here i'm
kind of debating who
needs help more
this uh this gentleman right
here
not quite fond of him
but
would tan hauser benefit
from eliminating somebody
immediately
rather than
orrin
yes
i mean i if i if i could
get a heal
that could potentially keep
me up
um
but you are
you and orrin are both in
rough shape
um
so i feel like me going
down might be an
inevitability
unless
my guy
my guy here gets downed
and then baldrick takes
aggro from this guy
um
but then like you and
orrin the two healers are
both in a precarious
situation
so if there's anything you
can do to heal all of us
that might be wise
alternatively
take out this guy
okay
uh
my only concern
is
just because orrin and i
are so low
yeah
that if this gentleman here
does not die instantly
he might goon on both
us
yes
even if you go
down it's not permadeath
so
yeah that's true
do you have uh
do you have any heals
you can dish out
on your go
oh i know it doesn't
matter because they're
up in initiative order
yep
fuck
i am the last one
to go
it's basically
gonna be you
rahua
then baldrick
and then i
get the
the dunk squad
by tanhauser
okay
yeah so trust in baldrick
to do some damage
i do recommend
uh if you have a
two action heal
uh to probably just
get tanhauser
i can i can take a
smoosh
basically
because then someone
could then help get me
up after
but then it
it all the healing
stuff goes to you
right after
that is true
because if
if thurse decides
to make these guys
want to come in to
kill as soon as
someone goes down
and then they start
going oh i want to
attack the guy who's
down that's a quick
way to kill a character
so that is true
multiple attacks
against a down target
real suck boys
yeah so it's a quick
way to go
and you're rotten
you know so someone's
someone obviously
has sent these people
to kill us so we
have to you know
think to where they
are here to not
fluff with us
we're here to die
okay so the best
thing to do is
sort of help
tanhauser out who
has two people on
him even if oran
does get hit or even
critted or so i am
oran's less to get
murdered unless all
the people move or
so so we're gonna
have to take a risk
and tanhauser is able
to do a lot of damage
still it's because he
needs to get his
arcade cascade and
all that stuff so
heal tanhauser and
um have baldur kind of
help out with some
damage
yeah yeah that
sounds like a plan
i have some i have
some alchemical bombs
left over assuming
thurston hasn't
decreed it as 24
hours since i made
them no you're
still good okay then
i've got what's left
in my pack to use and
then they're gone and
then i'll have to make
new ones tell you
what i i found a way
around this i'm gonna
use my two action
heal on anhauser
let me do it up for
you it's a fourth
level heal i'll just
make her yeah you're
in range i also have
reach spell too yeah
that takes an action
to do unfortunately
yeah but you're in
range no worries
yeah here comes the
healing good roll and
you get 21 points
21 points you should
also get an extra
eight because of uh the
two action yeah
yeah okay and how's
doing big and make it
nasty please
did you use the actual
heal spell i thought i
did i clicked on my
fourth little slot one
sec one sec no no no no
no no okay so you 16
21 then you add on an
additional uh 1632 to
that because it's uh the
two action increases by
eight for every level so
which which level you
cast a fourth level
version of it i did
yeah so you're gonna
add 32 onto this so
you're actually going to
heal for 53 to ten
has her okay yeah i
yeah i have to figure
what's going on with
healing because i simply
don't get it after
after i sit down with
you and fix your spells
please oh please
prompt and everything
anyway times of healing
boom ten houses
basically a full ten
houses ready to rock
again uh and i'm going
to make use of
actually checking here
no it is the essence
of majesty so i'm going
to use that for my
final action to pass my
cantrip of anarchy
barrage for one action
yeah on this one i'll
have to crush it you
moved once for one
action oh no you're
right heals two
actions i know same
team as much as i'd also
like to cheat no it's
fine no i'm absolutely a
fraud i'm cheating yeah
same team i got you i
got you all right
baldrick you're up oh
and then yeah world of
recovery because you
take three more mental
damage of course nope
yeah you did it's gone
wobble on the seven for
a second wobble very
good okay very good all
right so i don't have a
whole lot to work with
but i do have one moderate
alchemist fire left and
two acid flasks or well i
have six acid flasks that's
it first and by the way
at what level do i get
more uh alchemical bombs
to make again i mean
every level you get more
alchemical bombs i mean i
mean ones that are ones
that are usable that are
not just alchemist fire
um i mean like every every
level i need to get with
you on that is my point
because unfortunately my
my production capability is
not impressive at this level
i mean there there is a
there is a bit of a i won't
say gap but there is a jump
in terms of alchemicals
um because you're kind of
in the the area of like
ah you get like your 2d
8 bomb and you don't get
your another your next bomb
to like a level 11 when you
get like the 3d 8 when can
i i'll get with you on this
shit later but i i need to
i'm gonna try to diversify
things the problem is is like
i can't do a whole lot and
i don't want to waste a slot
on something i'm not gonna
use uh all right so i'm
gonna draw and throw because
that's one action for me
yep uh draw and ask alchemist
fire i'm targeting this man
right here i've targeted him
the guy directly behind and
this is a basically a stealth
attack right i've already got
him flat-footed so basically
he'll take the penalty here so
terrific ball die that's 26
uh that'll it cool i guess i'll
do damage with it then yep
john demachio unimpressive with
an 11 11's pretty good well
it's 15 total because the
splash also hits on him yeah
i suppose oh yeah that's right
my splash is based on my int
modifier yeah so so you've got
15 and then he's also got
persistent fire on him now he
will also he will take two
additional because he's supposed
to be taking so are you oh
that's right yeah yeah can you
not see the guy bottom of
tanhouser i i can't see him but
no i can't see him from where
he is no it's not it would it's
yeah oh i can i can kill tanhouser
if you'd like i wouldn't like that
very much all right so i hit him
with the fire so he's on fire and
you know what people are already
like wrecking my house baldrick is
just kind of he'll he'll be angry
later i'm gonna i'm gonna draw and
throw an acid flask as well
this is multi-attack penalty minus
five
gold sorry i don't know what's going
on what what do you mean what's going
on what happened my internet just
cock kick me out of discord for some
reason
okay so sorry you you threw your
first bomb then you threw again
miss
but you'll splash damage so
yeah that'll be another since he is
doing it from stealth uh what he
also
it was the first attack i just got
out of the stealth
yeah so the first attack
footed then the subsequent ones he's
aware for them
zoran i got this don't worry dude
yeah
uh i guess with the last one i'll
draw and throw my third and final
one because i'm not doing fucking
shit from over here minus 10
nice
uh okay so that one however because it
is a critical miss
um we'll do the splash damage to both
targets so tanhouser will take the six
as well
sorry
area damage my old friend i have i
have no choice
no no i am one of the worst classes to
be caught uh without having my crap
ready because i have to spend so much
time preparing it
it's terrible all right that's all i
got let me uh end my turn
all righty so um that brings us to our
stab boys um
well um yeah i think i'm gonna i think
i'm gonna stab you again
okay so tanhouser the one in front of
you um
let's see here
yeah they're they're just gonna stab
you twice
so first attack
make sure i have you targeted
i'm not targeting anyone else good good
good and this one comes up and
continues to attempt to stab you tanhouser
very good
very good
crap
uh that will create you
thurston
yes
just just let me know what the damage
is okay
okay sure sure sure sure
uh 33
uh what if he didn't take that damage
right now
that'd be pretty cool
what do you got for me dog
uh rahua will reach his
crumbling hand out
swipe it to the side as a ghostly image
of tanhouser gets ripped from him
and disappears into the weave
as i cast delay consequence
oh
and tanhouser will not take the damage
right now
okay okay okay okay okay
so when the spell ends
oh interesting
so so
okay okay cool cool
i will remember this
um
you have to
this point
okay so then
i will restore your hit points
to you tanhouser
um
but there is still a second stab
that happens here
now this one's the super
no that's just a miss
um
so that was a stab
a stab
twin venoms
might as well
stab it to win it
there we go
uh his
get you with a normal hit
on his third
and final
put a 21
here tanhouser
i'll take it
okay
good
that will be the first one
now the second one
um
who is on fire
um
the second one
will
stab you
oh he
he doesn't give a shit
huh
oh there's the other crit
yeah there's the other crit
oh
spicy
it's very spicy
so there'll be 48
and then the second
it's gonna go down
when the delay consequence
goes off
yes
um
that will hit
for
23 more
tanhouser's up with how many
oh no that that takes him down
okay
yeah i'm so
tanhouser
uh goes to dying
as the second stab hits him
uh so tanhouser you just
you fall down
um
as this this strikes you
um
now this is kind of beneficial
for you in a way
because now you move up
in the initiative order
you go up to the point
in the initiative order
where the target
who hit you was
um
and then this
other guy
is now going to
use his final
action
because he
stab stabbed
to
rush to there
god damn it
making me move
i will make you move
um
and that is
it for that
so basically
like this whirl
of blades
strikes into
tanhouser
eventually
one of them like
clinks through his back
causes him to arch
and fall forward
um
luckily though
luckily
it was not the crit
that took you down
so you are only dying
one right now
tanhouser
you are not dying
two
um
the other one
goes
this one goes
past you
uh
at the end of their turn
however they do take
two points of persistent
fire damage
and will roll a recovery
check for their fire
hey thurston i have to ask
still on fire
yes
when the delay
consequence goes off
what will that do
to tanhouser
uh that will put him
to dying
plus one
basically it will
tick up the dying
on him
needed to figure that out
mhm
oren you're up
hmm
it's like i'm trying to see
what would be
hmm
hmm
yeah
yeah
we got a little
intense combat
going on here
this time
i need to break
the flanking
yes
you do
that's what i need to do
and prevent any other
flankings from happening
so
oren
will
what i like point out too
these these folks have been
like entirely
deadly silent
the whole time
like you
you know that they don't
have tongues
so they're just like
this is all happening
in eerie silence
minus your
your screams
and shouts to each other
and castings
of spells
well yeah
and i am super confident
these guys will have
attack of opportunity
but i'll have to risk it
for a biscuit
if i really want to do
a certain thing
uh
or
i can
the thing i don't want to do
is leave tanhouser
to his fate
and since his
initiative order
was changed
then um
that means we break up
if he comes right back up
pretty much the
i will also point out
the other
really fucked up
thing that we have
going on
is he still poisoned
oh yeah
see it's a tough bit
because i have to do
healer and other thing
all at the same time
but i also need
gorgamunger up there
because he's too large
unfortunately
he can't quite
fit well in the hallway
yeah
that's a rough one
yeah i'm a barge
sized creatures
that's i mean
that's what happens
no matter
no matter what
environment you're in
everything can be
big or large
you're never
perfect all the time
in starfinder
you can have a party
of six large
sized creatures
yeah fuck that
fuck hallways
and you're all
giant walrus people
of course
yep
yeah the definitely
thing that i just
don't need is
tanhouser to
stay down
i need him to
move away
and potentially
use door
action economy
ah you've
learned my
tactics
slamming the
door
ah the door
action economy
so
so what
at least orn
will do is
that he will
try to basically
fly down this
way no matter
what he does
i have to get
in range at least
of tanhouser
so he's going
to uh
at least maneuver
through rahua
this way
and so
does not
trigger attack
of opportunity
there is no
attack of
opportunity
yes he will
he will target
tanhouser once
more
in two action
heal
okay
tanhouser
with a
i don't have a
second level heal
now i'll use all
my third level
heals i have
haste up and
stuff but
i will cast that
to mr tanhouser
so that should
at least heal him
for 29 points
yep so that
will bring him
back that will
remove the
dying one
condition um
he will be
prone and he
will have
wounded one
there we go
and um
and so for
that that's all
his three actions
grugger monger is
going to step
up yep
basically he'll
get up to here
so if the guy
ever decides to
go through the
door and try to
go behind us he
can't and try to
fill up all those
spaces so that's
what uh he's
currently doing
that's the end
of orn's turn
okay uh my go
um so the the
one here um is
no longer flat
footed um this
intruder will
target um
rahua and
will make a
single attack on
rahua
hit it's over
oh that's for
six two
yeah yeah it's
basically the
hope or so is
that no matter
what i was gonna
do he's tan
i was gonna take
the stuff and go
right back down
uh because your
spells now ended
and so the hope
was that something
would happen to
where he would
either miss or
something else or
so but now
tan hauser thing
will delay and go
back down probably
so and now at
this point rahua
will shimeme back
in initiative order
two before this
person uh you are
now dying one uh
rahua as like
once again uh
foot hits wood
and begins cracking
uh and you just
like the the the
light in your eye
dims as you kind
of collapse um
and then with
the this second
action um he
will target
oran
this will be at
map minus four
you're also
targeting tan
alzarin exit
oh sorry
kill him
kill him
kill him
oh i will
i'm gonna spend
a villain point
to reroll this
okay
oh motherfucker
um hey hey
podcast listeners
guess what i just
rerolled into
that's cool
yeah so we got
some good value
for for rerolls
oh boy
yeah
so i'll do
38 and then
oran will go
down
and then for
the third action
uh they will
move the fuck
away
vena you're
up uh three
uh two of your
companions are
now um like on
the floor in front
of you
dead uh dying
um and in
fact it should
be
oh why do i
have it dead
it should be
dying god
that's what i
was about to
say
i like how
it's like i
gave them the
dead condition
sorry i meant
to give them
the the dying
condition let
me uh let me
fix that up
got ahead of
my i'm sure i'm
sure it wasn't
wishful thinking
thurston
sorry i'm just
rolling a thing
ignore it it
won't matter
oh it actually
works out perfectly
good
um
cool um
and let me
just change
there's the
boop okay
there we go
there we go
uh like why
is it still
have you as
dead you're not
dead you're
dying stop it
row up sorry
for some reason
your tokens being
silly
row up okay
there we go
okay cool um
all right so
yeah vena you're
up okay uh
where did why
don't i have
vision on the
third guy did
he run around
the corner yeah
he moved he
just walked out
with his other
action okay
sweet okay um
both of you are
down uh we've
got some health
potions so i
could get you
back on your
feet if you
think that'll be
worth our while
because these
guys you might
you you you
might you might
want to get
that potion over
to tanhouser
does baldrick
have any
potions
me quite
possibly
because because
keep in mind
that the second
that um baldrick's
turn ends the
the spell effect
from rahua ends
and tanhouser
takes 31 points
of damage he
needs three hit
points to not
fall back down
okay i wish this
was baldur's gate
where i could
throw a first aid
potion like a
rock
uh the thing
is these guys
are kind of
blocking my way
i don't know if
i can get to
tanhouser because
i'd have to move
you can go around
yeah another
another point
because i want
to help you
here um is
you've you've
learned that they
don't have attacks
of opportunity
like they would
have used them
on or and they
did not
right um
i am pretty
quick
jump to tanhouser
if we're doing
baldur's gate
and then you'll
do hd 100
damage to this
guy in the
hall because
you're an
owlbear
so the thing
you can do
is that you
can just go
around them
um like say
for example
it's gonna be
or i would
do it like
this way
and then you
can get here
you'll get to
that guy's left
which would
prevent them
from trying to
flank you at
least uh
they get around
you yeah so
you would be
adjacent to
tanhouser that
way and then
um from that
uh you'll be
able to write
uh i will
definitely you
will put yourself
in the damage
yeah yeah
well i haven't
taken any uh
attacks yet so
honestly i i kind
of need to be in
the punch zone
we need to get
some heat off
of you guys
um so yeah
in that case
i will
um which is
the guy that
you crit
tanny was it
this guy or
this guy oh
the second guy
oh yeah the
guy the guy
here is
presumably close
to death
okay because
what i could do
is i could pour
a potion on
either oran
and ruhua move
and then pour
one on you
or i can move
heal you
attack him
um
i think
healing might
be better
than hurting
because then
we have
baldric's turn
and he can
also heal me
because i i'm
probably gonna
even if you put
me up i'm gonna
go down at the
end of my turn
we just want to
avoid me going
down at the
beginning of my
turn there is a
slight problem
speaker i can't
heal you
what about the
people's loot do
we have no potions
there
i don't
let me take a
look because i
don't
i'm pretty sure
i would have
enough to pull
it out move
and then administer
oh right it
would be it would
be three actions
wouldn't it to
move pull it
out
yep
that would be
the whole that
would be the
whole bit and
then the most i
would be doing is
giving you a
moderate healing
potion which is
38 plus 10
which is which is
honestly enough to
keep him up
yeah yeah
whatever i can
i could i have
health if they
throw a rock at
me i'll be
well if you can
do that then
maybe you could
spend your turn
doing that and
then uh vena
could heal one
of the healers
and then focus on
doing damage to
the guy on death's
door yeah we'll
do that since i'm
unfortunately not
very effective when
i have to quick
make an alchemical
device yeah i
will i'll only be
able to shoot the
guy uh which is
not my ideal damage
um because i would
have to be able
to move to get
to him um
yeah you're
technically not
flanking because
um tanhouser doesn't
have a weapon out
yeah uh damn i
should have i should
have made it so
that my fucking
first grenade was
actually a sticky
bomb oh well
how rough does
this guy look like
is he like barely
on his he looks
rough but like
rough for someone
who clearly has a
lot of hit points
like right he can
probably take one
solid hit maybe two
you're guessing
okay oh yeah
because i i only
have my gun if i'm
attacking from a
distance so i can
get him down to
where hopefully
baldrick can finish
him off um but
yeah i'm gonna
uh here um i'm
going to pull out a
potion from the
people's loot uh i'm
gonna pull out the
moderate healing
potion uh and i'm
going to dunk it on
who has more healing
uh orn or
who uh who's good on
spell slots uh like
orn's all out of his
third level spell slots
okay what about
rahula i think i
have my cleric font
heal but that's it
okay yeah i have i
have two two levels
of heals all right
in that case i'll go
ahead and dunk it on
orn because he'll
also have a dragon
getting up on his
turn um so yeah i'll
get rid of that and
pour it on orn
or 20 i like oh
whoops i did not
mean to not him
i don't know why i
like i i see why it's
because of the silly
something anyways um
okay so orn is healed
or you are no longer
dying um you are prone
and you will have the
wounded condition um
all right
uh and then with my
final action i'm going
to line up a shot
with my pistols and
shoot this guy in the
head i believe in
you i i would like to
share that belief
all right i believe in
you let's get his ass
you hit that hits okay
okay not not terrible
not terrible
max damage for 10
he's looking he's
looking more beat up
you okay there okay
there yeah consumed by
grief
the greedening um i i i
think that uh baldrick can
almost certainly finish him
off though um it's just a
stiff breeze i i i would
hope so because all i got
are acid flasks i i can uh
probably finish him off with
my turn in a way that
also damages the other
guy then i'm gonna go
down again from the
poison um after that
uh well you still need to
heal right yeah yeah
i'm working on it i'm
working on it okay
because because because
because that'll be that
that's venus turn now
it's baldrick all right
baldrick moves here
i'm trying to select
baldrick baldrick go
there thank you this is
more intense i'm going to
use magic pockets to take
the uh i take the
moderate healing potion
yeah from the people's
loot and i'm going to
administer it to tan
hauser sure
i can't quite
there you go i don't know
who i targeted with that
oh thanks yeah i healed
the people's loot with that
one so i can take 22 hit
points back
there we go and that's my
turn i love doing my job
in our time you hear the
half-life too
wait you still have another
action oh yeah you know i
fucking don't
all right
so i still have a guy who
gets to go next i i want
you to know i can sit here
and draw things from the
people's loot and just
administer them to him if we
want to play this tug of war
oh yeah i know oh i know
deplete our fucking people's
loot all you want so we've
got we've got we've got this
fine this fine gentleman here
in the hall who gets to go
next and i can't wait to see
what happens after we take our
break
it's time to go to the break
everyone get some snacks and
we'll answer our beer bq and a
questions from patreon and chat
itself
we'll be right back
excellent and i stabbed the
prone tannhauser
not again
oh no no
i haven't been able to find the
music yet
to put in the background
yeah we'll do this one
what the fuck
what the hell
what the hell
oh my god
someone die
yeah it's not great it's only
only 17
you made you made roshi yawn
how do you feel about that
oh
oh i made roshi yawn
well i suppose i will have to
stab you again
well let's not get ahead of
perhaps so
yeah you hit him
i hit him
a lot harder
then i will hit you for 22 more
it can't be
what
vitality can't be happening
because i don't want it to
happen
oh well
that's cool
um and with that all done
um
oh yeah that's right
you're prone
there you go
that's my action
okay i get an attack of
opportunity
yeah you do
nice
sorry i have to go and
push a talk very quickly
and i forgot about it
oh god
trap card
oh my god
trap hole is back
get ready
now can i spell strike
for my attack of opportunity
no
it's just a regular strike
what do you think this is
5e
because i think i think spell
strike is a bespoke action
right
uh yes
yeah
oh hit him with your weapon
yeah
yeah it's a two actions
so it's not even a single
action
we'll hit
i'll hit
and will
kill
that would have been
neat though
it would have
stab
he moves there
at the end of his turn
you take 31 points
of damage
i um
yeah
sorry sorry
i i also want to do
a reaction myself
orin
because he's now up
um
yep
as he's walking
he's gonna still make
his distance
but this is for future
stuff i want to cast
lose the path
oh what's that do
uh the trading creature
the creature in range
strides
it's around the moving
creature with lifelike
illusions shifting their
perception to the terrain
blah blah blah
the target must attempt
a will save
regardless of the result
the target is immune
to lose the path
basically failure
trace all squares
as difficult terrain
if he crit fails
uh
which he only just
did a failure
uh
treats all squares
as difficult terrain
for its stride
nice
so if we decide
to go south
or anything else
like that
um
it'll take him
a lot longer
to do that
so
all his stuff
is doubled
basically
he has to
every
uh
how long does
this last for
uh
it does not say
it's just for the
movement right
uh
that's a good question
i don't
i think it's just
the creature treats
yeah it's just
for the movement
oh
does it say that
okay
uh
the attempt
to will save
ah i see what
this is for
you pretty much
do it if someone's
approaching you
sort of
but like
he would have
gotten from here
so he would
this would be
he would have
still made it
it stopped there
because he couldn't
he couldn't get
behind baldrick
basically
yeah regardless
i would prefer him
yeah
i still prefer baldrick
for him to be
behind baldrick
uh
okay
because that removes
him from a thing
there so i will
rescind what i did
there
my bad
okay
okay
uh oh and
then tannhauser
will go above
in the initiative
order because
he is now
uh dying
to um
and
yeah dying
to and above
um so the
poison there
won't go
off which
is good
um this
fellow here
is gonna
go
and
hmm
still on fire
ah you know
what
let's
let's
let's
let's spread
the love
around
gonna come
down to
here
and gonna
stab you
vena
so move
and
a stab
yeah
i almost
brought up
your character
sheet to
stab you
with
that would
have been
fun
oh
please
i will
miss
oh i don't
get to
strike if he
just misses
it's only
no it's only
on a crit
miss and
then he
will step
back
all right
um that
is their
go
uh oh and
does he
recover from
his ongoing
fire
he does not
he takes two
and is still
on fire
all right
um
oren you're
up
i've been
staring at my
spell slots all
day okay
so i can
try and get
rahua back
up but of
course he might
just get
smacked get
right brought
right back
down so i
have to make
that decision
uh ten hauser
would be able to
get some leeway
and even then
like at 10
20 he would
still no matter
what i do for
the
moving people
around with
difficult terrain
thing he would
still be able to
get to ten
hauser no matter
what i do
so i have to
make the decision
do i bring
ten hauser up
to be wounded
again to
potentially die
next time he
goes down
which will be
very weak
um or
do i bring
rahua up
who does not
have enough
healing
well one thing
i can do
i forget the
single action
of what it
is where i
can basically
i keep
forgetting what
it is
like for
one action
i'll basically
just go
i'll help
you out
rahua
or at least
just use a
potion or
something on
him let's
see actually
i got an
idea
there's a
suggestion
yes
you focus
on you
focus on
rahua i'm
gonna do
something funny
okay i
can i i can
fix this
potentially because
i can probably
do two things
at once
because i keep
forgetting that
heal could also
be a single
action and i
have two slots
left on it
so this will
kind of be our
hell mary uh
to make this
work so i'm
doing two single
action heal on
rahua to bring
him up so
rahua can at
least do
something on
like after this
so he's not
just doing
recovery saves
okay i do
want to asterisk
something else
that might be
just relevant to
know because it
hasn't come up
much in her
campaign there
is another use
for hero points
that you can do
to return you
to life um
basically when
your dying
condition would
go up uh
it basically
brings you to
like one hit
point um
um but it
doesn't increase
your wounded
condition so
that's always
good to know
oh so i will
heal rahua
okay heal
oh for one
action you are
healed for full
on eight so
that is
oh thank you
yeah the one
action heal is
not that great
um and then
for the two
action heal which
i am in range
on i will
two action
heal mr
tanhauser
and that
yeah i was
just gonna i was
just gonna use
another healing
potion on him
and then smash
this guy in the
face with a
that still works
great because that
means he'll have
fuller health to
deal with because
these guys like
the critters
um so it would
have been funnier
if i would if i
would have just
walked on the
other side of
him and healed
him it still it
still helps out
because at least
on uh on your
turn or after
tanhauser can at
least do something
so rahua is
back up uh
tanhauser is
back up and i
am basically all
out of uh
healing slots but
and that's it
because i am no
longer a uh medic
person
actually don't
have any have to
double check my
stuff i did it's
uh we spend
time no i still
have battle medicine
yeah i can still
take care of
everyone never
mind
all right that's
the end of
oran's turn uh
right into oran's
turn gorgomonger is
going to i'm going
to keep him
where he is
um yeah i want
to keep him
where he is
because as much
as i would like
to jump over
well the other
guy's over there
that's a big
debate i can
make a separation
but of course that
guy's gonna be
able to get on
all of us and
the other guy's
gonna come around
and flank us so
that's really the
big decision i
have gorgomonger
now has space
um and the fun
thing you can do
at least with
gorgomonger the
enemies can't go
through him
but but uh
you can so he
becomes a wall
so what we can
do is i can
split things up
and then everyone
go on the other
side of gorgomonger
as he basically
plugs the hallway
because we can go
through a friendly
space just fine
the enemies can't
so if i move i
know the other
guy no matter
what it could
still get to me
no matter what
angle so i'm
going to have
gorgomonger to
at least separate
this just a little
bit because
tanhouser's in a
danger position
uh gorgomonger
has to be able to
fly so he will
basically go
swoosh right over
and basically go
right i know you
baljik you want to
go down of tanhouser
so i'll go
basically whoosh
right here
oh higher the
ceilings here
yeah baljik how
tall of them
um
because i'm also
like there is a
bad guy here
i'm stepping out
into my hallway
yeah but with the
fly thing you just
go right over him
but it's a hallway
yeah that's what i
was asking how tall
the hallway was
hang on
he's he's getting
some uh some
live evidence
about nine and a
half feet
yeah he's fine
sure
he could fly
right over there
he definitely knocked
some stuff off the
walls though
yeah
yeah i had to i had
to go out into the
hallway and look up
at the ceiling and
realize it is about a
third of me higher than
where i'm at
you you you need this
more than i do
zoran i'll give it to
you
hey i would have
fought
he could fly he can go
over his head
sure
sure
sure
yeah
sure
all right that's the
end of my actions
cool
okay
so her um you can
just go right past
corkermonger
excellent this is
really good for you
stand up
yeah and the enemies
can't so
okay
i i i i stand up
okay action one
the car stands up
action one stand up
i get up
and
this individual
that i've targeted
how are they how
are they looking
are they now on
death's door because
i thought they were
the last time we
were talking
no this one's looking
real fine actually
of course they are
they've singed from
some fire
they've they've taken
like consistent fire
damage
of course
of course
so i'm not gonna
i don't want to
really move past
and provoke
that third attack
and then go down
immediately
yeah he doesn't
provoke attack of
opportunity
he doesn't provoke
yeah you're fine
with that so you
can go through
corkermonger and
becomes your wall
what's your speed
uh my speed
is
okay cool
yeah cool
yeah you can
you can get through
i definitely could
mm-hmm
yep
so we're gonna
do that
uh
sure
okay
okay
okay we're gonna
go there instead
okay
and
the one above
baldric
that one's still
basically fine as
well
this one's pretty
fucked up
actually
that one's
fucked up
all right i see
you i see you
uh
allow me to
throw some forks
and knives at them
then
sure
with a
in our garage
then we're gonna
cast for
one action
yeah with your
yeah yeah
there you go
there you go
now you can do
it yeah
now we can do
it now we can
actually attack
utensils don't
fail me now
maybe it'll actually
be something cool
instead of utensils
that'll hit
that'll hit
it's 28
all right
john dimashio me
uh 15 damage
and that's my turn
he's still standing
yeah yeah yeah
and i need you to
understand
like
i can't even see
the red in the
health bar
unless i zoom
in
oh my god
levels of standing
wow
gonna i'm gonna
take a picture
and post it into
our group chat
because it makes
me smile
and then i'm
gonna
then i'm gonna
get you to end
your turn
yeah
yeah
there you go
thanks
cool
all right
um
well
well
well
let's look
here
what's yours
oh yeah
okay
okay
um
what up
oran
i knew you
would do it
no matter what
it's true
you were coming
it's true
that's why you
left that space
right in front of
that guy so you
can still hit me
adjacently i know
how the fuck this
goes
come on
take your best
fucking swing
chant take your
take take the
best fucking
clobber and you
can try
yeah yeah
eat shit
hey zoran
you don't have
any points anymore
oh no
oh no
they're all gone
oh no
i control
i control
the points
you have zero
wow that sucks
man
real bad
sorry thurston
oh yeah
real bad thurston
oh oh what
happened there
a natural one
oh oh
it's just so
oh
hold on
i gotta
i'd be really
embarrassed
yeah i'd be really
embarrassed too
you can't
attack him
wasn't targeting
you
oh
uh
it's both
says oran
though
oh oh you
know no that's
what i mean is
veena can't do
the veena has a
thing where if
i crit miss
her
sorry i was too
busy floating
i'm dumb
yeah
i think so
that fails a
strike against
you
all right well
i have another
villain point so
i'm just gonna use
it there too
because thanks
jeff
oh what
happened what
happened thurston
same roll
same roll mr
game master
oh my god
i'm gonna hit you
once more at
minus eight just
out of spite because
i can't it's gonna
be a crit i
guarantee it
okay you got the
you got the
hit
it's all i needed
it's all i needed
it's all i needed
all i needed
because i rolled
near max
on the floor
hey it took
most of your
shit huh
yeah it took
all your shit
didn't it
that to me is a
fucking win no
matter
i have one
villain point left
after that but
fuck it it did
what i needed to
veena you're up
okay there's a
lot going on
here both of
these guys look
pretty healthy
uh there's a
dragon body
blocking the rest
of our friends
uh i guess it's
time for the
thunderdome with
me and orrin's
corpse
you could just
leave orrin there
gorgamunger will
it's protecting you
the best he can
and the other guy
if the other guy
up there dies you
guys are a lot
safer just gorgamunger
just has to tank
shit i would never
leave my little
man oh god
that's my little
dude you're gonna
be sharing a grave
with him in a
second
as a dead little
guy this line of
wound is great
oh no you're not
going to be sharing
a grave with him
you're gonna be
sharing a coffee
can
as like these
just continued
punches and
strikes just every
time you get up
i ain't heard no
bell then you
heard a bell
uh but you get
up i also haven't
been hit yet
it's true
um i don't know
if i can survive
two of these
dudes unloading
but uh
context
zoran
explode
oh no she's
gonna kill you
like krillin
spoilers for
dragon ball z
okay vena what
are you doing
yeah i'm gonna
attack this
first i'm going
to faint i'm
going to to do
a little trickery
a little deception
deception a little
deception for him
that wasn't very
good that does not
decept at all
uh i'm gonna
oh i've got some
points yeah you
want to heroically
point that yes
i do heroically
point that you'll
do worse worse
you'll do worse
um in fact i think
that might be a
critical fail does
that does that do
something uh i'm i'm
about to double
check oh it does
cool you're now
flat-footed against
their attacks until
the end of your next
turn one sec
you know what
you know what
or and like kind of
grabs on the
venus shoe he
looks up at you
precious little
bird boy eyes
look at you
all this just
welling up with
tears and you're
like i told you
to run
he's actually
unconscious but
i'll give it to
you anyways
because it's
narratively cool
yeah you should
have ran
that was only
my first action
buddy boy
watch my
second one
action two
fuck off
now watch me
fall on my own
neck
i quit
joseph joestar
this but i i
don't want to let
them just fuck
in as a hero
exactly
uh i i have
two more actions
i can try it
again
you sure can
um which
i could try to
tumble through
what if i just
spent my next
action to do a
backflip i don't
know
when in doubt
backflip every
day odo
i do a backflip
every day of my
life
i don't know if
i can actually
get panache
that way
well or to
get panache
watch it
look
you have to
tumble through
a square
yeah i have to
tumble through
someone uh but
i i imagine that
their acrobatics are
fucking nutty because
they're monks
oh thanks all i
really appreciate all
these bit donors
stop
come on chat to
stop that
don't let us die to
stop that
i'm sorry
i'm gonna
i'm going to
faint again
so am i
yeah
oh my god
still not enough
still not enough
do i spend my
last hero point
chat i need the
damage because he
looks like rough
yeah like he's
taking some hits
he's taking some
hits
i don't like the
sound of that
um
fuck it i'll try
again and if i
natural one i'm
gonna commit ritual
seppuku
okay
so what about
that seppuku
okay
it's nice
throwing you
guys
come on
one sec i've
got a
as you look
as you look
for that
complication
orange is
in and out of
consciousness and
every time like
the first action
i was like
oh man
fita's gonna
save me
she's so
cool
she just
fucks up
one action
oh
goes out
unconscious
comes back
and it's like
get a large
procession
why i thought
you were supposed
to be helping
me
now it's over
i'm dead and i
haven't done
anything that i
want or i'm
still alive and
there's nothing
how do i die
well oh god
god this one's
this one's so
dumb but
appropriate here
i really like it
because it
involves the term
the people's
duplex so
we're uh
people's duplex
yeah we're gonna
use this one
it's called
the fans are
coming
oh no
uh the the
the user has
wished to be
identified as
rot grind so
thank you
rot grind for
uh for your
uh excellent
uh thing
well all the
fans of the
terrorists and
outset know
where the
people's duplex
is there is a
group of ever
loyal fans who
follow within the
shadows and they
want attention and
autographs this
causes the
character to be
grabbed
what
people are rushing
inside the
home
that sounds
like it could
only be
that i love
this complication
this is a great
complication
it's really good
now hang on a
second here this
means that vena has
her own crowd of
yes ted bundy level
followers that are
just simping for her
like yes get rid of
them now yes
pardon me i know
the word is no i
get it all right
chat welcome
lovely welcome to
the encounter uh
chat rushes in and
wants your autograph
vena um how did
they get the keys
and when are you
assholes give us
the keys open
the assassins opened
the door baldrick
okay um i i i
don't know if this
is just a part of the
complication and
they're just going to
leave immediately
could i diplomacy to
try to turn them on
our assassins so you
still have one you
still have one action
left exactly
you have two options
here you can attempt
diplomacy and it would
be a fairly difficult
check um or you could
also attempt to escape
because otherwise you
are grabbed and you
are flat-footed and
immobilized
does that mean they
auto print against me
uh that means that if
any of them have say
sneak attack they would
get sneak attack against
you it also lowers your
armor class and prevents
you from moving um yeah
a whole bunch of bad
stuff
you know i have a plus
13 i feel like i could
get the crowd on our
side here you know
maybe a rousing speech
uh and if it's another
nat one then i'll see
you with my backup
character guys cool
why do you say these
things why why did you
do this you i think
maybe it would be a good
idea to possibly try to
beat these guys down
rather than trying to
game these things but i
mean i mean i i can i
attack while i'm grabbed
i don't think i can
yeah you can the
problem the problem is
right now we're kind of
doing a sunken cost
fallacy i'm trying to
worm our way out of
this
uh true uh you know
what fuck it i'm just
gonna stab him i'm gonna
stab him
cool
go fuck yourself
i hit
you are you are so
lucky you are so
incredibly lucky 14
points of cold
damage
can you roll me a
d20 actually because
you're grabbed um
there is a flat chance
you just fail your
attack
cool you're good um
so you managed to
still still hit with
your adoring fan still
on you uh
boop thank you
everybody
you you stabbed for
14 causing the the
individual to somewhat
like retort back uh
okay or sorry
wait wait wait not
retort not retort not
retort um retreat
back a bit so he
he retreats back
yeah like narrative
declaration within the
five-foot square also
grab him since he did
move back slightly
you know what sure
speaker if you want to
give me your hero point
for that that's cool
uh i don't know is that
worth it i don't think
it even matters
no right no the
complication i don't
think is going to matter
all that much in a
little bit
okay never mind
never mind
it goes wild
speaker you had a
real alpha busa
moment there for a
second
well no because i was
thinking if this guy
gets grabbed then he
can't move but then i
realized that probably
all of his dex dcs are
going to be like eight
quadrillion and like he
can attack three times
anyway so it's like oh
yeah that that that
would matter that would
be bad for us but not
for them oh no i can't
move and there's this
poor bird boy in front
of me yeah thank god the
fans are stopping me from
repositioning i will kill
him baldrick you're out
all right i have three
things in mind yeah number
one uh-huh i'm going to
spend two actions to draw a
moderate health potion again
from the people's loot and
i'm going to heal slam hauser
okay so we are down to
none i think yeah okay so
we have used up all of
them cool and tan hauser is
healed jesus fucking christ
20 there you go garbage hot
garbage so we are out of
moderate healing potions we're
also apparently out of minor
healing potions so i guess i'll
get rid of those one here
actually we're out of healing
potions in general it seems so
i have one healing potion on
my person okay well so if i go
down you can get it i have an
elixir of life i have an
elixir of life and healing
potion as well regrettably
healing potions are the ones
that actually give us just like
giant piles of hit points so
regardless i'm gonna acid flask
this bastard and draw and
throw in melee i guess we got a
penalty for that um no no no no
not at all
oh hang on thurston yes i just
realized that sticky bomb is a
free action
ease
i'm going so this is this is
part i have to ask
i know that the acid flask applies
more damage on its dot than
anything else right
so i apply sticky bomb damage on
top of that
so basically what happens is is
like you
two level levels lower than your
advanced alchemy level okay cool
um then what you do is you you
basically
create the bomb so it adheres to
your target
um they take if they take a
direct hit from one of them they
take persistent damage equal to
and of the same type as the the
splash damage
oh wait no i have to use quick
alchemy god damn it all right
fine
i'm back to doing nothing because
alchemist is a bad class when you
don't have any prep time
uh acid flask just
great
i'm gonna re-roll that
um
um um please don't
um
because because you're gonna do
splash damage to him
i mean he still wants to do his
main damage to him probably
no fuck it i don't care i'll just
i'm just gonna
i mean he's dying
okay i i i meaned it before
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
this guy has one hit point left
don't re-roll it
yeah don't re-roll it
yeah he'll take the splash damage
and he'll die
yeah you're dead
ta-da
he follows down
that's my turn
you just threw acid in that guy's face
i think you can do
that's one action for you balderick
another thing you can use tanhouser's
healing potion on him
no i can't i can't
i drew and i administered a healing
potion to someone
that's two
i threw
i drew and threw that's three
okay
that's it
like i said zoran i got this
you're good
we're all the same team
i know it's just
moving on though
stanhouser's turn
yeah
stanhouser
turnhouser's tan
turnhouser
house
turnhouser
all right
ah
god i just
i've been having so much fun
inspecting the carpet here
i feel like i'm excited to get my next opportunity
um
so i'm gonna start out
uh
by
i'm jumping
okay
because i need actions
he's gonna go back in time
so i
now uh
for the low low price
of one action
i get
two move actions
uh
i will stand
move
measure
instead of move my guy
move to here
hello
hello
hello
actually
probably should move to here
uh
uh
tokyo tomare
time resumes
suddenly
i am flanking this fellow
and i will spell strike
for a level four shocking grasp
cool
okay
uh
all right
so let's rock
um
what do i get for flanking him
uh
it'll automatically calculate
he gets a penalty to his ac
excellent
he is
we're not finished
all right
let's roll some crit damage
or not crit
i'm sorry
regular damage
yeah
regular damage
so that's gonna be seven
which is half of 14
um
and now
and now
the shocking grasp
two three four five
uh
is that right
let me check it
uh yeah
because it's a fourth level
this is
what it's a fourth level
shocking grasp
yeah
because you
how many of those
do you have prepared
i
oh i don't need to
i can signature spell it
so i essentially
am replacing
okay
yeah
okay so you've used
your two
fourth level spells
okay cool
yeah
that was
the worst damage
in the fucking world
what
speaker
no
not like this
for the reference
for reference chat
on 5d12
he rolled a 1
a 6
a 2
a 3
and a 1
for a grand total
of 13
damage
well
you win some
you lose most
then you will
feel your blood
quicken once again
all right
as you will take
eight points
of poison
from the
from the casting
of the spell
then i need you
to give me a fortitude
save
okie dokie
can i nanite surge
this
i can
no
i don't think
no
yeah
yeah
i
uh
no it's a skill check
not a
save
all right
which is not enough
not enough
you do have a hero point
if you'd like to use it here
can i use the hero point
to
can i use a meta resource
to get rid of conditions
that's warhammer fantasy
no
never mind
i'm thinking of uh
resilience
you can re-roll it
um
the only
the only danger is
is if you roll a natural 1
it's real bad
but
well the thing is
is that i'm going down anyway
because
he is going to get
eight quadrillion attacks
he might choose to attack
the bad dragon
uh
and if he does
that's great for me
but i doubt it
um
so chances are
i'm about to take
like 10 damage
from the poison
or something
or maybe 20
if i'm unlucky
and then
but even if i take
no damage
this guy like
shits out like
60 damage a turn
so i'm going down
uh
it might be better
then
if i go down
to have the hero
point to bring myself
back up to one hp
by myself
i need to clarify
it doesn't actually
bring you to one hp
it just stabilizes you
at zero
my bad there
oh
okay
but it doesn't
but it doesn't
increase your wounded
condition
so it lets you
kind of like
slink
but i'm still taking
poison damage
while i'm down
right
correct
unless you make
your saves
yeah
so it's essentially
useless
i want to point
out we have
an antidote
i think
no the antidote
doesn't work
that way
it only
it doesn't help
you once you've
been poisoned
it helps you
before you've
been poisoned
like real
antidotes
in the real
world
so i think
i i should
it it an
antidote
does
give you
a bonus
to your
saves against
so you would
have got a
plus three
item bonus
here which
would have
been a pass
for example
oh really
that's interesting
yeah
that's how
antidotes work
okay
um
i'll tell you
if you have
do you have
any movement
left
um
i
raw
no i actually
don't think
i do
no got up
moved
uh spellstruck
were your time
warp stuff
or
yeah my time
warp stuff
i had to stand
up and move
okay
um
and one action
was just for
casting time
warp so time
warp gives you
two but really
just gives you
an extra movement
yeah
thanks
i think that's
it for you
but again
like
are you
i i assume
you'll just
take the
place
should i
spend the
hero point
here
should i
wait till
i'm expecting
before again
yeah i'll
just take
the poison
i'm keep
i'm stalling
us forgive
me guys
no no
no it's
it's importante
because you
need to know
what's going
to happen
okay so
the poison
carries on
it intensifies
a bit
now
you take
18 poison
i don't
know why
i did
that there
boop
okay
uh you
are still
up however
um and
then
there and
then it
comes right
to our
fellow friend
here
uh i have
to stab
you i have
to like
i literally
have no
other potential
moves here
i'm not
fucking
stabbing the
dragon
um anyone
else i would
attack would
be bad
i can't
actually do
what i want
to do and
move here
because you
block the
way
so yeah
i stab
you tan
hauser
now why
would you
not want
to attack
the dragon
yeah he's
big threatening
all sorts
of things
oh okay
a whiff
we take
those
mark me
down a
villain
point
thanks chat
that's it
i'll be
barely
barely
angelo
he he
lives
barely
bye
oh that's
just enough
yep
sure is
but actually
this is
not
terrible
because
it's not
a crit
because if
he crit
you died
well that's
funny
yeah
because if
you if
he crit
you would
have got
dying above
two so
now you're
wounded three
tan hauser
now you're
in the danger
zone
um
and then he
is going
in danger
once in my
life
i know
then he's
going to
move to
there
so stab
move to
there and
then uh
last action
stab volley
or vena
hi
hi
oh i'll hit
you that's
cool
that's cool
i'll do
now you've
been hit
vena
all right
oran you're
up
oh and uh
this guy is
still on fire
does he
recover
no he
continues to
take fire
damage
burn
he will
okay oran's
currently dying
yes
yes
it's like
you do have
a hero
point
yeah
yeah
of course i
can also get
stabilized by
doing a roll
and yes
but that will
yeah still
wounded you
yeah no matter
what like it's
still things are
still going to
happen so
i like i prefer
to take the
risk
okay
and try to
save that hero
point somewhere
else so we're
going to roll
my recovery
that is a
fail
my dying
value goes
up by one
i think that's
all i can do
yeah
i don't think
i don't think
you get three
actions during
dying if i
remember i
think you just
do that and
you're done
yeah and
that's that's
just it so
uh uh
gargamonger
uh will
because you
decided to
move away so
it wouldn't get
swiped
try to see if
there's anything
else he can do
uh i'll have to
read up more on
companions to
see if they
can like help
intimidate and
stuff um
i forget the
ruling off the
top of my head
i'll have to
resource that
later uh
i'm tempted to
move him forward
to kind of
extend the wall
which probably i
might do that
anyway so at
least you'll have
some room
so at least
vena you're able
to at least
pass over if
you need to get
behind him or
so or so but
that's what he
will do he'll
move down just
one square so
gargamonger's
kind of
becoming the
wall uh and
with that that's
now we're to
his turn
passing over the
thing that ghosts
do
well i'm gonna uh
do a few things
here
one i'm going
to uh
hit vena twice
hi vena
that'll be a
hit
ah by three
damn it
i know
you're no
nimbly for you
um that will
do 21 more
then a second
strike here
or another
then i am going
to move to
here with my
second action
over you
and then i'm
gonna get real
real real real
real janky
um
sick
i forgot to
load a thing
into this
stat block
one sec
um
uh yeah so
and then we'll
tumble through
gargamonger to
there and that'll
be the end of
their action
oh jesus
fucking
excellent
all right
vena you're
up
i'm
do i not get
an action
oh yeah sorry
sorry what
that's what
yeah my
i skipped
your whole
turn my
bad
he hates
me he's
out for
me
yeah
yeah
technically i'm
back here okay
rui you go
thurston what is
how is mr cuckoo
looking
cuckoo what oh
oran but no
no mr kicks
mr kicks
the one who just
oh yeah the one
sorry yes
yeah yeah yeah
um is looking like
half beat up on a
scale of
one to beat up
okay
you kind of
spread damage
out a little
bit so we
did that we
did all right
well i'm gonna
keep doing the
only thing i can
possibly do which
is try to kill
them so
oh god i don't
i don't know what
their their high
skills are so we're
gonna take a big
fucking risk on
this one
i'm gonna make
him rethink his
life choices
i think he should
have been a cook
i'm gonna cast
crisis of faith
okay put it in
the chat for me
put it in chat
if it lets me
should have been
a cook
why am i here
beating up on
these people
my dream
my lust
my greed
my i'll save
it but that's
fine uh roll
damage for me
okay
i love that
sound
okay it's
looking pretty
neat up but
still up
if one actually
uh i'm i'm
gonna fucking
move back a
little bit
okay
run away
uh i can't
do much
hi baldrick
cool then the
then the action
i did
technically did
will will
actually occur
and then
veena
okie dokie
i'm still
grabbed
does that
just last
i know that'll
go away now
at the beginning
of your turn
you're adoring
fans like thanks
for the autograph
good job
good job
good job
hey thank you
everybody your
moral support
means everything
they all leave
out the front
door
yeah they all
like just a
gaggle of
people leave
as though it
didn't happen
all right this
guy in the
doorway is a
problem uh
seems to be a
problem he's
well actually
oh god i just
don't want him to
stab tanhauser and
orrin while
they're down
yeah if i go
hide behind
gorgamong where
both of you are
taken rotten
like there
there ain't there
ain't no two
ways about it
yep uh
somebody go
wake up some
of our
friends
somebody go
find gorgamong
have none of
our friends at
all woken up
in this catastrophe
uh no because
i'm fairly certain
they would all die
terribly if i
brought them in
here
oh no
oh
yeah understandable
even maybe one
of them has a
healing potion
okay um
cool narrative
declaration you got
there in your
head
okay so i'm
going to so
that guy looks
uh pretty
healthy
um the guy
behind gorgamonger
is about half
health so i think
baldrick can take
care of him i
can't survive a
full round against
one of these guys
you're going ten
rounds with the
undertaker
technically we're
on round six
for what it's
right
we have four
more to go
yeah i i may
have to take
the coward's
route here
uh if you're
able to like
poke the one
behind the door
yeah
no
there's two
people in order
you've got
cover from the
door so like
that that's the
thing right is
like there's like
you can attack
each other fine
you can close the
door fine those
are all options
guys i need to
know i need to
know something is
there more than
just this one guy
sitting here yes
okay how many
more two
there's this one
here and then
there's one behind
the door by
tanhouser okay
terrific so i'll
probably make two
actions and then
close the door
yeah uh all
right i'm going
to uh give him
a feint okay
try to do that
i believe in you
vena why why
why why i cannot
roll on these
why all of my
damage is locked
behind this and i
cannot roll it
and there's no
hero points either
no they've given
them all to me
apparently stop
giving them the
thirst dude you
can't keep getting
away with this
okay um yeah i'm
just gonna have to
forego closing the
door god do i try
to risk the acrobatics
because i feel like
my deception dc is
lower um than my
acrobatics would be
because they're
fucking monks
i'll try one more
feint i honest to
god do not know if
i believe i believe in
you vena i believe in
you you're cursing my
dice thursday no i'm
vena let's go wow
fuck you thursday that's
a four in the die for
total of 19 i'm not
cursing her die immediately
curses her die you did
better you did better
puts you in his giant
witch's faldron
yeah no i'm going down
next turn there wait do
you have do you have one
more action left yes one
okay um all right how
do we do this so there's
also other you can try
to trip the person you
can try to demoralize i
have a plan i have a
plan um this guy when
does he go next all right
he goes before me so if i
get up i get one more
turn i i would need two
actions to get you up
yeah exactly but if i
spend a narrative
declaration to say that my
elixir of healing fell
off my belt and onto
you in some way you
could then use your
last interact action to
administer it to myself
or to uh our good
friend you can also
spend your hero point to
just get back up no i
can't no it's it's at
zero yeah it's stable
i would allow you to
spend the narrative
uh declaration to have
the the potion be
accessible to vena so
vena can gamble the
last action to to to
pour some healy juice on
you yeah either i'm
on me or on orin if
orin has healing
i can battlefield
medicine but i will
and orin goes after the
guy in the doorway
yeah so he would just
put orin back down i
mean do you have a big
dps first
uh well i have level
three shocking grasps
it's for d12
um these guys have more
health than god so it's
unlikely i'll be knocking
them out however uh i'm
going to die on my turn
anyway um right because
of just the sheer amount
of shit that is going to
be flying my way uh and
so unless anyone else has
any more tricks up their
sleeve in the initiative
order uh i will die um
better i use my turn dying
doing dps uh than just
doing nothing yeah because
without panache my damage
is piddly right now the
only other thing i do not
have a more reliable way to
farm panache how bad does
our our goateed fuck look
he looks pretty bad okay
that's fantastic he looks
like he looks bad like a
good solid hit will fuck him
up
yeah i don't like a crit would
kill him
yeah like a crit could
probably kill either of
these two
yeah um tan hauser
yeah i'm sorry i didn't
want to cut you off
no no no please please
please do
because i'm out of ideas
if tan hauser goes up
he does not die
really because i can spirit
link with you i can go down
and i can save you from
death
oh my god you are my
champion but the problem
is is that you go after
me
that is true
but is it a reaction is
it something you can cast
out of sequence
no
perhaps you could use a
narrative declaration
perhaps my little time
fuckery could have made it
go off before you
yeah i i think your best
bet is i'm fishing real
hard right what if you're
going to stabilize yeah
uh all my repertoire like i
have battlefield medicine i
i should be able to
basically come up and
heal but you're gonna have
to trust in the heart of
the dice and crit this guy
somehow you do have a hero
point uh thanks to chat so
you would have to with
venus help come up and try
to blast this guy and roll
really well because if you
don't uh this guy will put
you back down which i think
kills you
yes it does and uh the
poison kills him anyway on
his turn
if he if he if he fails the
save if he fails the save it
just kills him anyway yeah
uh but this guy does go
before you is the problem
yes
so well wait wait wait
he goes after tanhouser
yeah yeah he goes because
remember tanhouser got stabbed
down so now tanhouser goes
before him in the initiative
yeah that's the thing is
like if i healed oran and
the idea was for me to heal
oran and oran to heal
tanhouser we don't have that
turn
correct
well
yeah yeah i mean what
would happen in that
instance is he would
probably ignore tanhouser who
would then have to bank on
the do i die to the poison
um and then would the guy
would stab you and we would
pray he doesn't stab you to
death
um and then oran could get
tanhouser back up but that's a
lot of it's a lot of it's a
lot of belief yeah a lot of
ifs and if he fails that
poison save it's going to be
bad news bears so i think
here's what i can here's what
i can also profess or like
suggest i'd have to see
exactly what my angle is
because i'm going last i can
probably move this distance and
maybe be able to
possibly well you're going it
will be my only attack because i
would have to you're going next
like you're going next exactly
so yeah and you got punchy
mcpuncherson there yeah i can
take a hit i can take a hit i
have 88 hit points unless he
crits me twice i'm fine
yeah so i i would be spending
everything i have to do that
though because i have nothing
ready
the only other things i could do
is like a level one heal or
sanctuary beyond that but even
it doesn't fucking help it's
still out of sequence
yeah yeah you have to react to
what happens yeah aldrich what
you could do is you could spend
your turn what what what what's
your current plan it might be
better than mine my current plan is
spend movement to get there or
like because i can't i can't be in
the same square as dragon boy because
he's taking up space can i hit the
target from there thurston uh one
sec
yes i can see him so if i were to
move there that would be one action
i would have to quick alchemy a
moderate alchemist fire and then
throw it
yep that's all my actions the guy
will get cover
i i'll take that risk because i've
got a plus 16 to hit him
um and i got a hero point now and
and of course of course because i
have to warn you now so in case it
does happen that the friendship
won't be over if you critically miss
yeah the splash damage hits tan
all i have to say is what if the
world was made of pudding that's
fair it's fair
wouldn't be the first campaign we've
had where your fire um sets speaker
d on fire
is for families all the way back from
warhams
yeah i've already i've already done
that in this campaign what are you
talking about oh yeah i know i know
all right yeah uh my dps is pretty
much gonzo even on a good roll
uh so i'm going to uh just take your
uh hero point sacrifice and i'm going
to uh just smash the uh elixir of life
over your head
all right
boot up
it's how i'd want to
no it's in mine so i'll post it
oh you just roll it
oh okay yeah use oh for 18
not bad that will work that could be a
spicy mint ball uh there you go so
now now we are in the danger zone you
yeah
wounded three
uh you are great news you also get
plus one item bonus to diseases and
poisons
yay
for all the good it's done me
all right here we go
all right
ready for action
got a quick alchemy
yeah an alchemist fire
yes you got it
give me one
throw it at him
i got one hero point all i need is to
not get a one you know i'm gonna get
a one it's gonna be the the funniest
thing in the world when i kill not
only tanhauser but oran too
well they're all healed up so you're
actually good
he's in cover right
yeah it'll it'll calculate don't worry
about it
okay
roll it up
that's a miss i'm gonna i have i
have to hero point it there's no
point in me just doing a little bit
yeah thurston i didn't declare it but
can i use a free action make that a
sticky bomb
yeah yeah of course of course
actually
hold on
what what can i do with
debilitating bomb again
dazzle
dazzle
yeah your only good one there is gonna be
flat-footed
just because it'll um
just because it'll make
beena and uh tanhauser easier you know
what
i'm gonna i'm gonna make a debilitating
bomb instead of sticky bomb i'll use sticky
bomb or something okay and then you're
gonna reroll the attack roll correct i'm
rerolling that with here we go
zero point
fire on it
it was on the 16
i mean i'm used to the dice are
fucking us today that's fine they
really are yeah i'll deal my six
splash on him i got it that's all i
got i'm so glad that i'm useless
next
yeah i feel that
all right
all right
i have two options
yes
did they do you think the assassins will
let me join their team if i kill oran
i'll kill you
i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm
kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm
kidding i have two acid i have three acid
flash clips i will spend the next term
all of them at you here are my two
options though
i can hit him with the good old
fashioned
uh
spell strike shocking grasp
which for all we know is the only
spell tanhauser knows
yes
or i could bank on reflex save area
damage
finishing these two off
but it would reposition me
and then i would get a third action
to potentially take my antidote
or do additional damage
these guys are ninjas
but how bad do they both look you
said like a solid hit or would it take
like a crit a crit a crit is what
you're really like a a solid crit here
will we'll do it
okay
in which case
uh there is no choice what are the
penalties for attacking while prone
um it is a minus two basically it'll
automatically be applied
okay well
uh do i take
uh in fact i don't even think i don't
even think it applies i don't even think
you take a penalty to your attacks
might
i can check
honestly
yeah
nuke this guy
yeah you do
to attack
although hold on a second
if i reposition i could reposition in a way
where i am guaranteed not to get any more attacks
at me
and then if i use my third action even if i don't down him
to take the antidote and then i pass the poison save
i'm out of the red zone unless they go really out of their way
and if they're focusing their attention on you guys
that gives me a second to come back in with the with like two turns of good dps
but do you have two actions to draw and drink the antidote
um no i would rely on chicanery and if failing that if i do decent damage
with my with my big spicy attack plan
uh i can force fang which is one action for a guaranteed like piddly like i think it's like
one d4
because otherwise i'm really just banking on a crit
and we've been rolling like garbage all day
you don't have anything that can debilitate this guy at all
no all of my stuff is i wanted to cast buffs
uh on my way there like i wanted to cast a mirror image
but instead of doing that i uh i woke up folly
um all of my stuff is buffs not debuffs
best thing i could do is to tanglefoot
automatically oh it's d4 plus one so it'd be
because you're you're level four now so it'd be
five d4 plus five
for force fang yeah
oh oh yeah then we're going with my plan then
it's it's a focus spell it goes up in level with you
so tan hauser's uh reality engine is going to begin to spark
and suddenly he is going to as my dogs bark
oh you're good
he is going to thrust open lead by his chest float in the air uh come back to consciousness thanks to the potion and i'm going to cast blazing dive
okay i fly 15 feet in the air how tall are your ceilings
nine feet i file i fly nine feet in the air
and then i'm going to enter in
to an empty space of my choice that's the difficulty
oh that is a problem
um what can we do what can we do
oren
i need you to do me a favor
yeah
i need you to spend a hero point on my behalf
i have to do that on my turn
and i have to do it i'm making a dying thing
no no no because it involves
your pet
here's what i want to do
oh okay i want a blazing dive onto the dragon's back
okay
when that happens
everything in a 10 foot radius which does include baldrick
um
that would kill oren
that would kill oren
that is going to kill oren
all right
plan kill oren
well what if you go like one space up like right next to the engine
oh yeah
it's like a rocket jump
it's only when you land
yeah
so if i can land behind him
you're already fucking up my house
well here's the thing
that 10 foot radius
that he kills me
there
because
if you
if you measure for 10 foot there
that's true
it will not get the guy through the wall
or to the door
because it's a 10 foot person
no hang on
i'm trying to stay
i'm saying you could go behind the guy in the kitchen
yeah
but if i do that
then i might as well just shock and grasp him
yeah
okay
you know what
that's that's the plan
my bad
i thought that i could do that
get on the dragon's back
okay
that
would have been a good idea
but
let's
walk that back
instead we were going to have
10 knows his reality
i just didn't get to do that
he gets to his feet
yeah
goatee man
stares at you
i stab
at the
this is going to be the best roll ever
spell strike
level three
yeah
and grasp
cool
do it up
here we go
i will
okay
i don't need an exploration action
i need this
actually you know what
i'm not
i'm not going to get up
i'm just going to do it
all grown
yeah
okay
yeah
okay
what's wrong
cool
i hate
here a point
here a point
here a point
here a point
here a point
10 chance to be worse
that's a hit
okay
that's a hit
i'll take that
damage
six
okay
shock and grasp
damage
yep
that is
need 10s
that is not what we want
nope
oh my
are you joking
what the fuck
oh my god
this is cursed
this is for every boss fight you've ever fucked me over in
wow
jesus
why
holy fucking asscrackers
is there anything else you said force fang
all right
yeah
get him with a force fang
get him with a force fang
i can either hit him with a force fang
or i can teleport away
which would put uh bodies between me and him
and if i survived the oncoming poison
now i want to point out after you cast the spell
yes
because it was only a third level so you only take six damage so you're at 12
so the 3d8 if you fail well actually if you fail now it's going to be higher
so you really need to pass the poison save here
yes i do i do so but he should have advantage on the save down right
he hasn't dropped the antidote yeah he hasn't had the antidote yet
no he has plus one because of the life oh yeah because i'm a roboid rubanoid no
no you get that in addition to the life elixir which gives you an additional plus one
oh oh i didn't know that
yeah that's so that's the caveat versus healing potions
i can either
so you get plus two basically
do damage
or i can teleport myself to safety
wow this is speaker d asking the real question
all right speaker d
well i just get i get the presumpting feeling because you said it was 5d4
but my force fang here is saying 2d4 plus 2
okay so if you look at force fang um you go into your focus spells click on it
um so if you look oh sorry titan plus 2 never mind
it should uh it'll be 3d4 plus 3 my bad i thought it was a plus 1 it's a plus 2
so it's 3d4 plus 3 is my bad
okay i mean let's let's be completely real here i i think chat spent the majority of
their money giving thirst and points they know how this wants to go down
wow wow
they're blaming you chat
i don't care about chat
i don't care about
i don't care about you chat
i don't care about the viewers
i'll kill them all next round
they're already in the house you had your chance
yeah all right all right all right all right
i think
2d4 3d4 plus 2 how this guy doesn't look bad enough to differ that
but let's let me just math out if i did max damage
yeah yeah 12 plus 3 i do 15 fucking damage
yeah i get the feeling that 15 is not enough to kill him
it might be
that's if you're rolling honestly
what do you think tanhazer would do
tanhazer what are you doing
i think i have to live to fight another day
all right warp out
i think that's the only choice
please telephrag hoki now
oh my god
all right
okay
we're gonna teleport my speed away
okay do it out
we are here in the back corner of the room
oh god
i have a destroyed couch
yep cool excellent
where the other assassin is waiting
where the other assassin
will be silenced by assassins
all right
uh i believe i have a poison roll to make
yep you have a fort save
oh my god please
add another one
please god
add a one
add it'll be plus two
he'll get plus two to this
for the revolution
don't die
okay
that doesn't look like it's the best
it's
it's
it's not
now
now there is
there is however
still a chance
still a
a small chance
that i roll
terrible damage
here
there is a chance
i mean
that ain't great
that wasn't great
it wasn't great
he has 12 hit points
he makes that
he has
tenhouser has three hit points left
damnation
we should have killed these fools on the podium
all right
all right
all right
here we go
sir stabs them is here
sir stabs a lot
he takes two damage
and now it's my turn to get stabbed a lot
yeah you are about to get stabbed a lot
thurston he takes two damage does he die
no
fuck
he stabs you
god damn it
he hits you
oh yeah you can nimble dodge that
fuck yeah
okay nimble dodge it
so then i miss
cool
so i don't hit you there
so good
uh second attack
miss
yes
villain
villain point
hit
stop
stop
stop
chet this is your fault
i'll take i'll take the damage from before
so 25
and then on his last action
he'll close the door
motherfucker
oh it's a good door
yep
wait uh does the nimble dodge give me the plus two for my whole turn
no just
oh just the attack
just the attack
damnation
okay
oren you're up
oh wait oren is still just on the ground
um that's right
hey
yeah i say recovery
at your heroic recovery
and gorgamonger still does things
uh
so uh i assume you're spending the hero point
uh i was going to chance it
oh you are okay
yeah so i can have the hero point to kind of save for
for doing all the other roles and stuff
but if you don't make it
that's that's the risk
because we still have one other guy who's still pretty damn fresh
rahua could quickly you're probably going to rush rahua and kill him
and then baldrick has to now tussle with that guy
i'm tussling with him regardless man
i'm free
and tanhouser's down
so the guy literally can just go around the kitchen
kill tanhouser
go after vena
oh christ i haven't checked
and then baldrick's all by himself
oh hang on hang on
i have to do
i keep going
i have to do quick math
because i don't remember how many infused reagents i had left
there
yeah so i only have a hero point
which i could use to kind of
potentially help out
because i'm except
because i'm i'm i'm i'm debating the risk here
of just like
if i can do that
and then i can try to crit
some battlefield medicine stuff
that could that could help us out a lot
so
the battlefield medicine is huge
yeah because i want to try to
fish for that
so
we're gonna risk it
you are so fucking brave
if you don't make this dice roll
hey guys i got bad news
yeah
i got three infused alchemy alchemy items left to make
and then i'm out
holy shit
oh
oh he's not on fire anymore
how lame
chad do you believe
i believe
i believe so hard
you are all so brave here
oh my god
all right
go for it
here we go
now it's just a matter of pride
oh jesus
that's a three
oren died
that's a critical failure
fuck
no
that was a critical fail
but it's not a natural one right
you can still reroll it right
no it's a critical fail because uh
it went down by so much
it went down by so much
but you could reroll it
because now you know you'll die
yeah
now i'll die
so i will spend that hero point
now you will die
yeah do it
fuck it
you're gonna lose the hero point anyway
it's a 20
natural 20
let's go
oh i just scared my cat
it's
are dying
one
but it's better than dying
yes
yes
oh wow
holy shit
all right
all right
thornmonger only has uh
eight action
because he just gets it by default
um
oh wow
get him
bite his ass
yeah so he will aim
at the guy
holy shit
fuck
okay
yep
he comes in with his big jaw
just tries to bite in there
do it up
critical hit
critical hit
critical damage
it's only three in one
the dive
that's 30 points in total
to that guy
fuck yeah
holy shit
it's looking beat up
it's looking beat up
and that's it
for oren's turn
all right
please hide in somewhere
all right
rahua you're up
how beat up is this guy looking
look
very beat up
you need
i need you to understand
uh
he goes next
yep
i understand that
so take cover
i
i have another question for you erndil
yes
baldrick has fortified his workshop
very
very well
that's a
that's a fair assumption
problem is
is you're gonna have to
move
open door
and move inside
you can't close the door
erndil
is his
is his workshop door
electrically insulated
it is
made of solid metal
and it has rubber
on the inside
so that would
i would
i would think that's
sufficient
to protect the contents inside
now
there's something we're gonna regret
oh man
oh man
no
thurston
oh
hulky crow
my friend
my companion
lightning bolt is cast
in a straight line
but
its width
is doubled
so in theory
yeah
if i were to go somewhere
like
here
move five feet
diagonally to my
southeast
and cast it
in a straight line
it would be just
wide enough
to hit
the one
directly
to my south
and potentially
whoever might be
within the workshop
does it pass through
walls
i don't know
no one's in the workshop
they're in the kitchen
i'm sorry not the workshop
the kitchen
the kitchen
which spell are you
looking to do here
i'm looking to use
my wand of crackling
lightning
that is a solid thing
so it will not go
through walls
but you definitely
hit the one
that will work
for me
i just want to make
sure i go
in an appropriate
spot where i don't
kill baldrick too
yeah yeah
you can angle it
so yeah
i've been untouched
this entire fight
mostly because
i'm not a threat
okay
in that case then
putting myself
in an angle
where i'm still
not going to hit
baldrick
rahua is going
to pull out
his hail mary
he'll hold up
his mechanical arm
as the wand
protrudes from
his palm
and he activates
the wand
of crackling
lightning
okay
trying to
cast
i don't have
it in my spell
sheet i just
i don't know if
i just have to
roll for it
at this point
uh one sec here
uh is it on
your equipment
it's in my
inventory
like it's
yes it's in
my equipment
yeah so if
you click on
it you should
just be able
to um
here one sec
you cast
lightning bolt
blah blah blah
blah blah
okay so
let me
oh gosh
so you're
gonna do this
um it's
gonna be
lightning bolt
it's gonna
be um
it's what
is it
third level
yeah third
level so it's
4d12 i just
have to make a
reflex save
versus your
spell dc
so here we
go i make a
reflex save
sure uh what's
your spell dc
here doug i'm
looking to see
right now because
i accidentally
21 so that'll
be a success
for this but
roll 4d12 and
they'll take half
damage okay
hey guys you
want to hear a
good joke
yeah yeah
roll them
hulky
come on hulky
crackle it
that's 35
damage
is that rounding
up or down
because it'll
have to be 12
or 13
it um it
it they take
17 points of
damage
okay they're
still up but
barely
barely
is that
your
i think that's
how many how
many actions did
it take to draw
and shoot the
one to each
yeah like
technically i think
it's two to
cast but
all right hulky
crow die now
yeah yeah my
time is now
well i'm uh
gonna step to
here oh boy
ah now we are
flanking him
going to punch
hulky crow
critical hit
fuck off i'm i'm
actually tilted
critical shit
god you're also
targeting uh
uh vena at the
same time
and uh yeah
so what
you're targeting
vena at the
same time
i just noticed
that it's all
good though
um i'm not i'm
not critting you
though vena you're
fine you're fine
actually one sec
did uh you had to
check on that
because of uh
rahua's stuff
yeah i just need to
double check because
rahua's i think
oh yeah rahua
that will not
crit rahua
oh good
so
but how much
health did you
have there rahua
i don't know
it was not much
for 34 hit points
and find out
well no i didn't
crit him though
that's the problem
so i would have
it would just be
normal dama
john damagio
so i'll just roll
john damagio
20 which would
have been enough
yeah yeah
it'll still be
taking me down
but you you
will not be
dying three
you will only go
to dying two
now um
that would be
that and then
for their last
action
come on
they are going
to make an
acrobatics
attempt here
to try to
tumble
through
uh
ooh
versus
the
what's
gorgamonger
is gorgamonger
27 so they
would meet it
so it'll
it'll meet it
so it'll
so yeah
she'll get
through to
there
and that's
that
uh
okay
vena
you're
up
okie
dokie
wow
oh boy
uh
he's looking
a little
rough here
uh
so
question
for my
funny
fire gun
yeah
is this
door
flammable
yes
that door
is flammable
yes
the one to your
left is flammable
also i have a question
to ask thurston
yes
i gotta
i need to ask
this real
important
the fist attacks
you're making
against people
are non-lethal
are you taking
the minus two
they're monks
no they're monks
they can ignore
that
okay
making sure
yeah it's just
because i have to
draw in the
thing they
they they attack
normally
yep
okay
i imagine that
my luminous dagger
pistols are not
going to shoot fire
through the door
unless you rolled
super
hot
probably
yeah
no
um
how
he looks like
hurt
yeah
this one
in front of
you looks
fucking like
death's door
levels
death's door
hurt
okie dokie
um
i could
and you are
flanking
yeah i am flanking
um
i'm gonna attempt
to faint on him
just to get the
panache
okay
um
because i need it
yep
my god
he's no faint
just chat
don't do it
don't do it
i mean
i know what else
i can do
i mean
i know what it
looks like
it's not a
gambling addiction
i don't just
like rolling dice
please
i mean
what what else
could i do
even now
it's flanking
or tumbling
through right
like i could
you could just
multi-attack him
and just take the
hit
i i could
it just
i know it's
unimpressive
but like
this guy is
apparently quite
close
no that's
the thing
because there's
still the guy
behind the
door
yeah
so i i need
the panache
the panache
i can deal
with him
i could just
go over there
and throw a
bomb at him
yes but he's
rather healthy
uh and i i
mostly just need
the panache
because it gives
me all my
good damage
buffs and stuff
uh is he
rather healthy
the guy behind
the door
he's like
he got fucked
up
he's he he
could take
as i said
before he
could like
take a crit
like a crit
will a crit
before was
like in the
territory of
getting him
down
now a crit
would take
him down
probably
yeah
so he's
he's still
relatively healthy
and if i whiff
the faint i'm
just going to
attack him
twice
uh and take
my l
um
yeah
unless i have
a third option
for getting
panache thurston
i i think that
those are my
only two
hashtag believe
go for a
backflip
veena
you
i can't
actually
i also
believe in
your dice
roll
veena
i i
believe less
but thank
you thank
you everyone
thank you
goodbye
right to
not believe
can i
fucking
point out
that you
rolled a
three
hero pointed
into a
four
and on
this turn
you rolled
a five
i just lay
down on the
ground
i i do
the nicholas
cage perk
and i i
make myself
pass out
onto the
ground
i've applied
the prone
condition to
you
this is
yeah thank
you thank
you thank
you thank
you
all right
attack him
just stab
him i guess
yeah i'm just
gonna stab
him my god
swashbuckler
is a class
it sure is a
class
it is the
most class
of all time
it is the
most
i fucking love
i fucking love
that in every
other fight
you and
tanhauser do
like regularly
like fucking
50 points
of damage
and you're
like oh
this is
great
and now
now that
the dice
have finally
turned around
all thirsty's
way everything's
awful roll
your damn
attack roll
you're curious
players you don't
like it when you
roll ones how
curious get good
scrubs roll
four sure
i'm gonna oh
my god i am
writing a notice
of legal action
to foundry
are you kidding
me
i'm refreshing
my page
i love this
game everybody
how can i do
anything
i want to beat
up michael sayer
next time i see
him
yeah
oh my god
i'm refreshing
the whole page
i'm resetting
everything
is that is that
like your
your equivalent
of i'm changing
out the dice
yeah this is
this is me
just banishing
the last page
to hell
uh and now
i'm refreshing
and i'm gonna
fucking try to
hit him
we got some
statistical improbabilities
happening here
today i'll take
my multi-attack
penalty
yeah um
map minus five
yep now roll
yeah i sure
will here we go
and you know
what you know
what you know
what what
what's that
i'm gonna get
him no i'm
not
fucking god
well
you know
times
volley is capable
of doing things
other times
you know
i'm sorry
you know what's
really cool
uh uh volley
um
when uh
when they rolled
uh fives
they hit
but when you
roll fives
you don't
yeah i
i need
i have to
i'm giving a
special chat
highlight
uh jurors
out here
saying bad
rolls
georg
yeah
everyone loves
bad rolls
georg
yeah
i mean
listen
speaker can
attest
i am a
notorious
bad roller
i mean
this is
this is i
think the
worst rolling
you've ever
had as a
group
i i agree
i have not
been this
precipitously
close to a
party wipe
all right
so let me
let me think
here
yeah
is there
anything else
like no i
can't because
i have no
i have no
bombs that
are usable
everything i
have is like
sinew shock
serum and like
i looked in the
the alchemy
resources previously
and i wanted to
get the vindicators
missed because i
want to have an
aoe ranged
heel to throw at
people but i
can't get that
because it's a
level nine or
the good one is
level nine
this one is
looking so
fucked up though
i know i'm
gonna i'm gonna
quick alchemy and
alchemist fire i'm
putting on christ
i don't know
make it a
debilitating bomb
in case for
whatever reason i
roll all ones on
the damage okay
make it no
screw that sticky
bomb sticky
bomb i'm gonna
burn this guy
yes sticky bomb
la bomba i
have i am down
to two infusions
after this i gotta
hit people with my
club okay and
that is not
impressive that is
1d6
all right
whatever works
use a grenade
sticky bomb go
i saw that one
and i was
i was waiting for
you to kill
orrin you have
no idea how
much i was waiting
for orrin's
trauma now let's
let's not we're
not out of the
woods yet i could
still roll all
ones you could
yeah that's true
i will not i will
instead roll 14
damage plus the
six aoe blast
damage on him
blast him
larston how
much health does
my door have
uh so the
door will take
damage but it
will not be be
destroyed no
you can also you
can also yeah it
won't be enough for
you to blow it up
with the splash
damage okay in
that case i'm going
to shape charge that
i don't destroy my
door okay cool so
yeah fine okay so
he is taking sticky
bomb damage now
yeah so in addition
to that he is taking
the blast damage on
top of that so he
is taking eight
persistent fire
damage uh so when
does the sticky
bomb apply because
that's later right
sticky bomb uh let
me see creature
takes a directed
also takes persistent
damage equal to and
of the same type as
the as the weapon as
the bomb splash
damage so if it
already had persistent
combined the two so
basically instead of
taking two persistent
fire he's going to
take or she's going
to take a six
persistent fire eight
because of the uh the
special one that i
have that's right
because of the
because because you
you have a you have
the other one yeah
okay yeah and it's
two splash damage
normally but i had my
modifier so it's six
so this is eight
come on girl can't
you be an ally to
women uh i will
direct you all to
the uh the general
chat um you
it's all right when
she goes next she
will burn to death
that was your first
bomb yeah um that
was two actions so
christ quick quick
quick alchemy and
then oh yeah yeah
quick alchemy and
throw wait don't
you as a bomber don't
you get to quick
alchemy and throw is
like no i get to
draw and throw is
quick bomber quick
alchemy still cost
one that's that's
why i've been screwed
this entire time
because otherwise i
would do quick
alchemy throw quick
alchemy throw it's
like no you don't
have any any other
bombs left in your
like regular bombs i
have acid bombs and
that's not direct
damage it's dot and
that's lash right
now the splash is
not that good it's
just six that's
fair i mean
definitely do
it has to screw
it you know what i'm
not gonna do it i
hate you i'm gonna
throw an acid bomb at
minus five i don't
care no because then
i'll kill orn if i
roll a crit fail i'm
just gonna start on
gorgamonger the
wrist man we got
this i believe in
bulgrey i charge you
could move through and
hit with a club yeah
yeah i'm gonna move
through and hit with a
club map minus map
minus five yep there
we go give me that
fucking charge damage
i'm gonna kill you
that club stick i
believe oh i don't
have my club equipped
oh i assume you had
your club out no i
can't because i had
my hands are full of
my bottles oh so you
run up and draw your
club i can't that's
pointless i'm just
gonna punch her okay
unarmed sack here we go
i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm
gonna you know what i'm
gonna do you know i'm
gonna do tell me tell
me what you're gonna
do and i'm gonna take
a minus two so i can
lethally kill her okay
excellent actually no it
doesn't wait can i knock
her unconscious if i hit
her it doesn't matter
just let me you
motherfuckers spent so
much time dictating this
let me do it god
training is leaving
chicago i'm going i'm
having fun chat i'm gonna
punch there we go
miss miss critical miss i
punch dina cool
punch uh punch orin and
since you negative two
he's you crack his neck by
accident and hauser
ah i was dreading my turn
yeah uh let's see what
what are the tools in my
toolkit uh well the first
thing i'm going to do is
heroically take my fucking
medicine good uh by
drinking this antidote good
ow now now i have one
action left now just so
you so you are aware you
get the plus two bonus
against it but since it's
an item bonus like the
elixir of life and that
don't stack so you just
get a plus two
okay yeah
i have one action
how bad does he look
uh which one the the one
here yeah oh incredibly
incredibly incredibly
terrible i posted it this
fucko has one hit point
left that's music to my ears
yes yes i'm going to point
my uh point my fingers at
him yeah the power of my
quantum engine okay and i'm
just gonna say
bye
i do seven damage
yay i do uh
uh sorry sorry dm i do 12
damage cool dead mission
objective complete all right
now survive poison this is
what it's all about
let's rock survive that was a
d4
oh god
that'll that'll succeed and
lower the the poison down a
level
wait i thought that i got
cured if i did that
no
oh fuck then i should have
done something to heal myself
now i'm gonna die
oh no no no it doesn't damage
you it's just now it like you
take it back basically
oh
so you don't take damage you
don't take damage
okay
and it and it goes down a
level so next time you won't
take like say the full damage
okay
because remember every time
you've you've failed to save
it's got more damage
all right
now i'm gonna do something
uh
because
i uh
i realize
that i'm not in the best
position myself
so here's what i'm gonna do
uh
i'm gonna spend a narrative
declaration
yeah
to say
that while vali was drinking
yeah
she put something maybe one of
these chairs right here so that
you can't open this door
i can add on to narrative
declaration that
orrin's first gus
also probably
knocked some furniture
around
you know what narrative
declaration
the chaos of the melee
the all the
explosions
and the fire
something has happened
and it's just completely
fucked the lock mechanism
on this door
and now it won't open
okay
sure
all right
now we're tracking
my go
you're gonna go
the additional four assassins manifest
nope
i got two bombs
both of them are for me
door opens
uh vena you're getting punched
yeah
that's a hit
uh nimble dodge
oh well
you don't have to spin
your nimble dodge
because she should get
cover too right
if he gets cover
of melee like that
right
uh yeah you're right
yeah yeah
yeah you have to spin
your nimble nimble dodge
oh okay
yeah so that'll miss
um
then i'll just attack
well he
yeah gets a second attack
oh
i'll vilano point that
right
that will still hit
so now you can
now you can
nimble dodge
nimble dodge
yes
okay
and for the cover
and that
you should
it's a miss
yeah
and then i will
um
check
and then i will
close the door
no
slamming the door
shut again
um
oh no
i will bounce
back
so i will
i would provoke
but none of you
have aos there
so that's fine
i do
did he
uh
you do
no
you don't have a
oh yeah
i have a
i have a question
yes
i have a question
that guy took an action
opened the door right
and then two actions
swing once and another
oh yeah that's right
that's right
that's right
that's right
sorry i
technically i was using
his like
he has a twin strike too
so
it
still works out
but all good
he fails anyways
so
uh
oran you're up
oran please don't die
well let's find out
do a little roll
yeah recovery
uh
succeed that one
reduce your time
value by one
so you are no longer
dying you go up to
wounded two
and you are
unconscious still
we get age three
there we go
okay
yeah
yep
uh
and then
we'll target him
sure
and take a jaw attack
to him
and go
try to plot the
minus two there
uh
what
if you want to do
that math for me
sorry
uh
that will miss
with the minus two
okay
that's all
gorgermire can do
qq
for who
i
i'm
zoran you're a braver soul
than i am
i'm just gonna hero point
this so i don't
fuck with the dice guns
anymore
yep
okay
so you will stabilize
not do any worse
and are
unconscious
cool
okay
vena
okie dokie
wow
okay
um
the corpse burns more
yeah
uh
if i
step into this space
am i gonna take damage
no
no
sweet
he has no aoe
in fact here
if you wanna
i'll move
here we go
that's just easier
it burns to ash
yes
to ashes
you say
um
all right guys
say it with me
i'm gonna attempt
to faint
sure
let's go
vena
let's go
what else
can i do
it's my dps
i know
that's a 12
of the die
it's a 27
um
one shot of the press
oh my god
if you weren't
if you weren't
still
so
oh my god
it's because
you're drunk
from alcohol
um
you would've made it
oh
all right
whatever
i'll just attack
this
yeah
sure
prohibition
sure
how was you
supposed to know
this would happen
no i'm just blaming
prohibition for influencing
our games in such a
negative fashion
it's fair
it's a good
it's a good
understanding
yeah
how could being
drunk be so detrimental
you're enforcing
the morality statute
in the people's house
all right
i i don't get to do
anything this combat
good night everyone
too drunk
all right
that's my turn
goodbye
thank you everyone
thank you
thank you everyone
i'm gonna quick
alchemy one of my
last alchemist
fires
this is great
sure
please don't
crit fail
gamer
am i targeting him
i'm not
i'm targeting
beena for some
reason
there we go
i want to do
that
go
you're full of
shit you know
that
i'll hit
it's still hit
but it's like
oh i can't get
above a 10
go
damage
it's beans
it's 13
plus
seven
that's 17
that's
not bad
it's not bad
than my
level 4
shocking grasp
it's more than
i've done
this whole combat
yeah
just a shame
i'm about to be
out of these
if this guy has
more than enough
health to survive
i should have
made that a
sticky bomb
god damn it
i feel like
we're getting
to the point
where we're
just gonna
have to start
bare knuckle
boxing this
guy
thirst and i
throw my club
at him
thirst and i
throw my club
at him
yeah sure
what's what's
the damage on
that
uh well make
a ranged attack
roll
how do i do
that
um
one sec let
me check your
weapons should be
in here
uh you have to
have your club
drawn
sheist
yeah
you can throw
a bottle at
him
can i can i
move to the
square and
punch him
yeah
well you
quick alchemy
didn't bomb
so no
you let me
do it last
time
can i charge
him
i mean
like you
can you
can't really
charge unless
you have like
sudden charge
or something
so this is
why i'm like
this is
whatever
you
baldric
you can
move out of
the way
you could like
move behind
the dragon
or out of
the way of
who
anywhere else
no i should
be giving him
i'm gonna move
here hey
hey buddy
hit me
hit me
don't fire
at you
how's this
look
come over
here
go
tanhauser
you're up
tanhauser
please don't
die
okay
do you have
any medicine
you can use
so
famed
physician
tanhauser
does not
have
medicine
above
too
um
okay
so the
poison only
activates
when i
cast a
spell
is that
right
no the
poison
gets a
higher dc
and immediately
damages you
when you
cast a
spell
i see
so i can
no longer
cast spells
for the
duration of
this combat
you could
cast a
first level
spell and
it wouldn't
kill you
is that a
guarantee
yeah it's
basically like
math wise you
would have seen
this but it's
double your
spell level
okay
so you have
three hit points
so if you cast
a first level
spell you
what about
a cantrip
um a
cantrip uh
would also apply
to this focus
spells i was
generous and
did not apply
well thank
thank you very
kindly for your
generosity
yeah um
all right what
do we got here
i think i think
unfortunately at
this juncture if
you're gonna still
take damage over
time from this
poison you might
just be dead
no if if he
fails the save
like again now
here's here's the
other impressive
thing this is the
last round the
poison's active
yay
is there anything
you can do that
will not draw this
man's ire to throw
like a stone at
you um yes
but first my
phone is ringing
and i'm a
silence
that's it i will
be nice and tell
you this is the
last round of the
poison because i
am a nice and
generous gm
you have also
seen that
foundry has
decided yeah
oh yeah
foundry has
just dunked
on all you
use
this is uh you
all right
all the stops
in this fight
i'm going to go
get my physical
dice bag
yeah or
yeah i did send
four assassins to
murder them in
their in their
sleep i did i did
okay i can get a
little closer
okay
is that worth it
is there and
thank you dogs
is there anything
i can do to use
to use all three
uh actions
let's see what
do i have i
have caltrops
pour them into
orange mouth
is it orange
here orange
eat these
i'm hurting
mr tanhauser
this will slow
the pain
uh
my death
pain
is merely
weakness
leaving the body
this is very
painful
you are getting
less weak
um okay
fuck
so let's look
up the unconscious
rules because we
might be able to
figure something
out
you're sleeping
da da da
so i'm technically
unconscious
unconscious
um
da da da da
i can probably
be woken up now
that i'm unconscious
and then i can
start battlefield
menacing people
and doing stuff
i want to just
check
uh
my spells
real quick
will that happen
before he takes
damage i don't
think so
no um
like the problem
is speaker
only has his
turn to
yeah
to do this
basically it'll
come down to
can speaker
make this last
save against
the poison
now because
the poison
he has not
had multiple
applications like
any more
applications of
it so it's
at this point
it has gone
it's six
rounds so
maybe just
don't draw
aggro
maybe literally
just
no but if
i don't draw
aggro
volley is going
down and then
if volley goes
down he can
just run up
he'll start
punching you
and while you
haven't taken
any damage
i have one
alchemist fire
left up my
sleeve i could
probably kill him
with that and
if not i can
probably whittle
him down with
the rest of
what i have
i could i'm
sorry for some
reason foundry
has decided that
it doesn't want
me clicking on
anything i could
produce flame
you could but
is that a
cantrip yeah it
is yeah so
it's auto
heightened yeah
that's the
oh so so
cantrips then
would do me more
than level one
spells yes
okay uh and
i have no
ranged you
want to throw
something at
him unless
you chose
not to
heighten it
so you
could do
a produce
flame but
you would
just do
like d4
um like
and your
spellcasting
mod and
that's it
how how
uh badly
fucked up
does he
look he
looks really
fucked up
he's probably
got like maybe
a hit left
in it like
a solid hit
hit not crit
a solid hit
will take him
down okay
that's probably
gonna be up to
me at this
rate yeah
no offense
no no
no offense
me now but
i mean i
have i've
hit what
two attacks
this entire
moment it's
great it's
great does
does orrin
have any
healing potions
on him
uh orrin
uh
does not
orrin's very
poor in fact
i have let
me see do i
have anything
left on me i
have one elixir
of life lesser
that is good for
3d6 plus 6
i will take
that please
uh do i have
a hero point
with which to
say it falls
out of my
ass
no i don't
he can move
he can grab
it okay
take it
i let him
take it
i will take
it i will
chug
all right
you take
you heal
a decent
amount
good
good
okay
if you fail
the poison
check you
will at least
live
maybe
well if he
fails the
poison check
and i spike
damage he'll
die that's
the only thing
okay so
now it's time
for the poison
check
um
didn't cast
a spell so
the dc is
lower
that will
succeed
oh
okay
i'm alive
yeah
okay
who's next
uh
a good friend
burning man
actually will
you allow me
to do one
very quick
thing
what's up
i just like
to move
here
instead of
sure
now it's
good
throws a
knife at
you
okay
burning man's
going
god i wish
i sticky
bombed his
ass
so mad
he's gonna
tumble
fuck
well
i'm glad to
see somebody
can do
swashbuckling
things
he can
you rolled
tanhauser
i did
roll
tanhauser
which is
actually
very apt
oh no
i think
to go
through
veena
are you
trying to
go through
baldric at
the same
time so you
have to make a
separate thing
also for
baldric
if you're
trying to do
that
and he
wouldn't he
also take
an aop
from me
uh he
will he
will take
an aop
and from
veena
if veena
has a
up
she doesn't
i do
i do
oh
yeah
no
it's a new
round so
they both
have attack
of opportunity
oh yeah
yeah
you both
would then
uh
one sec
you can
uh
oh one
enemy
yeah
so i'd
have to
i'd have
to move
to here
so i
would only
provoke
from
veena
then
all right
let's do
it up
please kill
this man
i'm gonna
try
please
we'll
see
good hustle
everyone
yay
um
cool
you know
too drunk
you know
what sucks
about getting
our asses
beat by
these guys
huh
they don't
even have
a cool
catchphrase
no they
don't
they don't
no they
literally just
ganged up
on us
in my
house
yes
and then
we lost
we almost
lost to
just four
of these
there were
like six
of them
up on that
terrace
oh we
would have
we would
have i
think we
would have
done much
better actually
there than
here
but i
wouldn't have
had any
time to
prepare
anything more
than what i
had
no but i i
think that like
we would have
been more
prepared we
would be all
together we
would have
all of our
shit and we
wouldn't be
ambushed on turn
one and almost
downed immediately
fair enough
clarson what's he
doing take
care attack of
opportunity tan
has her
oh is he
tumbling
no he's
uh he's
walking he
steps he
steps on
okay yeah
i'll take my
chest
doormat
all right
cool
i believe in
the heart of
the cards
do you
no
do i have
not with
the 21
oh
i have one
attack i can
do i'm gonna
attack you
that's a hit
son of a
bitch
it's a hit
wait it's not
good it's it's a
hit but it's not
gonna be anything
uh i don't get any
of my extra bonus
shit so i'm only
doing 11 points to
you
oh thank god i'm
still up
that's the end of
my turn
oran is still
oh and i take
uh let's see
still on fire
i take
two more fire
damage
oran
is
unconscious
rahua
is unconscious
vena
i don't know if
there's enough space
for him
you can't skip me
i still got
gorgamonger
oh that's right
yeah yeah sorry
sorry sorry
gorgamonger
yeah my bad
um that nice
yeah since i'm
unconscious or so
like i then have
to ask do i become
unconscious at some
point
but that's up to
you uh
because for
unconscious rules
um
basically if you're
unconscious at
zero hit
after sufficient
time
passes
and unfortunately
it's not
and it's a
determines how long
you remain
unconscious
from a minimum
of 10 minutes
yeah
yeah
yeah so i think
you receive him
regardless
gorgamonger will
uh well unfortunately
he can't do much
um
but what he can do
is at least
uh jump over
why do i not have
control of my own
token
just move him
i can't
move him to the
other side
yeah basically he's
moving he's basically
flying over to the
other side here
i beg of you
my roommate is home
very soon
okay i'm
i'm moving dragon
here
yes
and that's all
he can do
in his action
okay
i'm left with
a horrible
conundrum
vena
yeah
i'm gonna shoot
him three times
with my gun
absolutely
there
what else am i
gonna do
i'm gonna
this is where
you get the
crit
absolutely
this is where
you get the
crit
first
assassins amongst
her pussies
show them why
are you
kidding me
there was a 20
it bounced off the
side of the screen
we all saw it
next one
yep
all right
second one
penis christ
yep
third one
can i get it
can i get it with a
third
come on chat
that's right
you finally did it
after all these years
you finally hit
please critically hit him
damage
shit
crit damage
oh
jesus christ
that's a big
i think
i think
they're fucking
dead
yeah so vena
is just going to
just start
unloading the
clip into this
guy just
bang bang
bang
reload
bang bang
are they dead
are we out
are we done
ski
with that
before before i let
the poison
collapses and
dies
oh wait ten
houses not
poisoned anymore
right
no
yeah
we're done
and i think
for the sake
of everyone
call it there
everyone
yes
just
before
that was a
slightly above
severe
difficulty
encounter
we still have
extreme to try
out one day
but that was a
severe encounter
to save us
time
uh does anyone
have any saying
goodbye words
no
goodbye
everybody
we'll see you
i'm sorry
goodbye
well dating this
but we have our
starfinder campaign
starting come check
that out
tomorrow 3 p.m
starting right now
oh my god
yay
come back
tomorrow
all right
goodbye everyone
so long
farewell
please stay
good to each
other
i'll see you
next time
bye
bye