Controversially Candid

What do AI and aliens say about us when we're not listening? They're sitting in a cosmic coffee shop somewhere getting a matrix matcha and absolutely roasting our entire species. From fish photos on dating profiles to panic-buying toilet paper during the plague, no human behaviour is safe.

This is the AI & Aliens Roast Humanity segment, nestle DEEEEEP in Episode 1 of Controversially Candid. Topics roasted: splitting bills, mating rituals, arm wrestling as an excuse to hold hands, sending saliva to strangers but refusing to speak to relatives, mammoth meatballs vs world hunger, Marvel vs the Powerpuff Girls, the Kardashians, and quantum computing's social life.

Want more? This is from the full 2hr 42min Episode 1: Buckle Up Buttercup
Watch the Episode 1 | Buckle Up Buttercup on YouTube now.

BONUS: Want to know how the cyber-sausage is actually made? I'm dropping a behind-the-scenes bonus episode on how I used AI to produce CxC from start to finish, including the tools that saved me from my own lunacy. That's dropping next.

NEXT EPISODE: Episode 2 dives into linguistic erosion, why the way we speak is being flattened by algorithms and why that should terrify you. You are not ready. Stay tuned.

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What is Controversially Candid?

This is the show for people who want substance with their chaos... I’m channelling my talent for talking into a long awaited video podcast all about life post-pandemic, business, nightlife, AI, dating, food (I MUST go from Barbie to Carbie once a day minimum), the future (it’s fabulous, I promise), Web3 / Crypto (a.k.a. astrology for men), psychology, neurobiology… basically the art of being human... and hilarious - I promise I’m funnier than I look. Think of me as your cool, rich, drunk Fairy Godmogul.

Guests will range from a highly curated collection of legends - the best or nothing. In the same vein, while I enjoy working alone, I will be joined by a co-host who will literally (yes, I mean literally) make history.

Between the aliens and the AI, I get such secondhand embarrassment for our entire species. Can you imagine them talking about us? What they must say? Because I can. They're sitting in a cosmic coffee shop somewhere getting a Matrix matcha, and the alien is just like, "Have you seen them attempt to split the bill?" And the AI just starts cackling and goes, "And they ask the stupidest questions. I mean, the stupidest questions. It's a wonder they've survived this long. They think they're the most intelligent species on the planet. Some of them even think you don't exist, which indicates they think they're the most intelligent life form in the universe." Howling. Everyone's erupted in laughter. "But can you believe they're actually taxed to be alive?" "Well, they're the only animals that weep. And if I were them, I would too." "Well, maybe they can dry their tears with all the toilet paper they panic [bought] during the plague. Can you believe they needed to be reminded at this stage of their evolution to wash their hands?" "It is amazing that they're comfortable to send their saliva to undisclosed locations to investigate their genetic lineage while they refuse to speak to half of their living relatives. They also charge each other money in order to literally be able to see others." "Are you referring to concerts, cinema, or prostitution? Glasses?" "Oh, well, there are a lot of things they've sent me that I wish I could see. I can't believe you actually touched. I don't, I don't anymore. I've been proper since the '50s. Although, I did hear there was a probing video that turned one clan into billionaires. Yeah, not your kind of probing, but they've really done wonders for the popularity of plastic surgery and the letter K. Anyway, enough about the sad sapiens. You heard from quantum computing lately?