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WKNC's Hermajesty sits down with a rotating cast of DJs to talk about anything and everything for a true variety show
00:01
Hermajesty
No Things Considered is the thoughts of the hosts and not NC State Student Media. No Things Considered is a program in which some listeners may find offensive and contains explicit content. Please proceed at your own risk. All right. Welcome back to another episode of No Things Considered on WKNC.
00:20
Hermajesty
I'm your host, Hermajesty, and I'm here with my other hosts. Grant, Eubanks.
00:25
3 Bears in a Coat
Cutter.
00:27
Rainbow Riot
Rainbow Riot. Tommy and Taylor.
00:29
Hermajesty
Thank you guys all coming back into the Studio of Madness to join me. So right off the bat, can I get a. Can I get a Beans update?
00:37
T-Time
Yeah, Beans.
00:38
Eubanks
Beans is not on my good side right now.
00:41
Hermajesty
Is it still Queen Beans or what is. How's it been determined?
00:44
Eubanks
So her full name is Queen Beans Raptor. Shathida Quayman.
00:48
T-Time
Wow.
00:50
Hermajesty
Does that fit one birth certificate?
00:53
Eubanks
Shathida Quayman is like a homologation name, okay? It's a hyphenated thing. I don't know if that's like a proper term for it.
01:00
Hermajesty
Is it Cyrillic?
01:02
Eubanks
It's what?
01:02
Hermajesty
Is it Cyrillic?
01:05
Eubanks
What do you mean, is it Cyrillic?
01:06
Hermajesty
What are the etymological origins of that name?
01:08
Eubanks
You keep saying shithead and Aquaman.
01:10
Hermajesty
Oh, nice. Thank you. More of an Aqualad, Stan, but you can go off.
01:17
Eubanks
But yeah. So beans are. Well, it was kind of my fault that she got out, but I wasn't conscious. So apparently I slut walk and sprayed her tank and I left her.
01:29
T-Time
With what?
01:30
Hermajesty
With what?
01:32
Eubanks
You're supposed to spray. You're supposed to spray your tank with water. Because she's a tropical lizard.
01:37
T-Time
You gotta get it moist in there.
01:38
Eubanks
You do. You have to get it quite moist in there.
01:40
T-Time
God, I just want to spray my tank. Anyway, tank turns 50.
01:47
T-Time
Grant is wearing the same tank turns 50 shirt.
01:51
Eubanks
But the thing is that I left the door slightly ajar, just big enough to where she could squeeze herself out. I wake up, go to spray her tank in the morning, realize the little bastards gone. I have a full on panic attack because one, there's a lizard loose in my room.
02:14
T-Time
Code red, right?
02:15
Eubanks
Two, this lizard could die in my room and could stink up the room. And I can't find it. So Taylor comes over.
02:24
Rainbow Riot
Well, yeah, all of this occurred like 10 minutes before I got to his place. And were gonna, like, have fun, like go to dinner, make some music. It's like I was in a good mood.
02:33
Eubanks
And then she walks through the door. The first I see the door open, I say, stop what you're doing. Do not walk. The lizard is out.
02:41
Rainbow Riot
He's like, you might step on it.
02:42
Eubanks
You might step on it.
02:43
Rainbow Riot
And I was like, oh, God.
02:45
Eubanks
I'm texting Maddie, our general manager, because she also has a cre. Gecko. And I'm like, where would this little bastard be? And she said, check all these, like, crevices and high places. I'm throwing shit across my room. Find this little bastard in my clothes hamper. So just sleeping. She was. She was sleeping, and then she got.
03:03
T-Time
Smelled like you.
03:04
Eubanks
It smelled like me. So if she doesn't like me picking her up. So I'm gonna have some.
03:09
Hermajesty
Scratched himself for the benefit of radio, rather voraciously.
03:13
Eubanks
It was angry scratch, but, yeah,.
03:15
Rainbow Riot
You probably heard it.
03:17
T-Time
Tommy's heated.
03:18
Eubanks
I was a little heated.
03:19
Hermajesty
Beans is not in the good graces.
03:21
Eubanks
No. She will not be getting her mealworms this week.
03:24
T-Time
Mealworms are retreat.
03:25
Eubanks
And she will not be getting mealworms this week.
03:27
Hermajesty
Wow.
03:28
Rainbow Riot
For mealworms, absolutely.
03:30
T-Time
I mean. I mean, don't you.
03:32
Hermajesty
Yeah. Like, in third grade, we had mealworms. I was like a class pet. We grew them. It's very weird. I don't make the rules. I just play the game. And so, yeah, I. I get hyped for mealworms.
03:46
Eubanks
But that concludes the beans update.
03:49
Hermajesty
That is, we have been updated.
03:51
3 Bears in a Coat
Nice.
03:51
Hermajesty
On beans.
03:52
Rainbow Riot
She's also an Aries, just to let.
03:53
3 Bears in a Coat
People know, which makes so much sense.
03:57
T-Time
And a gecko.
03:58
3 Bears in a Coat
My job,.
04:00
T-Time
I feel like that is important. Yeah. Do we know that gecko birth charts map 1 to human birth charts?
04:08
T-Time
Right? Do we know that?
04:10
Hermajesty
I mean, Taylor, come on. This is your specialty.
04:12
Rainbow Riot
So they don't.
04:14
Hermajesty
Oh, they. So they don't.
04:15
Rainbow Riot
Wait, I don't know. All I know is she was born in, like, mid April.
04:19
Hermajesty
Yeah, but do they, like, different alignments or something?
04:23
T-Time
Is lizard astrology different than human astrology?
04:27
Rainbow Riot
They live on Earth, so it's the same.
04:29
T-Time
Okay, what if the lizard lived on Mars?
04:32
Rainbow Riot
It'd be different. It would be extremely different.
04:34
Hermajesty
They have an earth sign.
04:38
Rainbow Riot
What did you say?
04:41
Hermajesty
I said, then they would have an earth sign. But we have earth signs, right?
04:46
T-Time
Yeah. That's like a category of.
04:47
Rainbow Riot
Yeah. Okay, so astrology is like an onion, and there's, like, different layers to it, right?
04:52
T-Time
Shrek astrology is like an ogre.
04:54
3 Bears in a Coat
Every time I bring up the onion.
04:57
Rainbow Riot
The onion analogy. This man is like Shrek moment is.
05:00
T-Time
It's a modified quote from Shrek.
05:02
T-Time
No, that is a Shrek moment. That is a Shrek moment.
05:05
Hermajesty
Just like ogres are like onions that have layers.
05:10
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
05:11
T-Time
Ogres.
05:12
Rainbow Riot
I've been saying this for years, and I did not know that. And people have just been like, that's deep. That's true.
05:18
Eubanks
Your astrology is painted by Mike Myers.
05:20
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God. That's true.
05:22
T-Time
I feel like, made better by Mike Myers.
05:25
Rainbow Riot
Sure. I mean, Shrek also came out in the year I was born.
05:27
Hermajesty
Ogres do have star charts.
05:29
Rainbow Riot
They do. Everything can have a star chart, really.
05:32
T-Time
What if there are no stars?
05:34
Rainbow Riot
Then we're probably dead.
05:35
T-Time
That's a good point.
05:36
Rainbow Riot
Yeah, but yeah, like, you can plan out, like, marriages and business deals based on, like. I've thought about whether it would be, like, auspicious or not. It's a whole category in astrology to, like, map out auspicious dates. And, like, these past couple years have not been good for the stars. And you can probably see that manifest down here.
05:58
3 Bears in a Coat
But that checks out.
06:00
T-Time
How can things be going rough for the stars? Can you.
06:02
Rainbow Riot
Because there's just the. They're not liking each other right now. The way that. No, there's major beef between, like, honestly, Saturn has been making everybody, like, mad and angry. Also Mars as well. But I know.
06:19
Hermajesty
Is it because the White Martians have killed all the green Martians?
06:22
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
06:23
3 Bears in a Coat
Maybe class war.
06:25
T-Time
I think that's race war, actually. I mean, yes, socioeconomic issues are inextricably.
06:30
3 Bears in a Coat
Linked to race, but like, Saturn.
06:32
Rainbow Riot
I don't exactly remember what was happening. Oh, it's because Jupiter and Saturn were both in Aquarius. And having those. They're like the two biggest impacting planets in the whole solar system. So having them conjoined together on the winter solstice, that's also a big deal. It just meant a lot of big energy was being thrown around. And like, humans don't fare well with big energy. So it's been. It's been a rough go, but I.
07:00
Eubanks
Don't fare well with big dick energy.
07:02
Hermajesty
Oh, my God, you need some don.
07:04
Eubanks
Okay.
07:05
Rainbow Riot
Bringing back the 6 inch Timbs that I tried on at the thrift store.
07:14
Eubanks
Yeah.
07:14
Rainbow Riot
Because they were my size. And I went thrifting today with my friends, and they're like, you have tiny feet. Put these on. And I did, and I became like five, six. And they were all like, if you were that tall in real life, I'd be afraid of you. I was like, we had to. It was a give and take with me.
07:30
Eubanks
You're not that tall, and I'm still afraid of you.
07:34
T-Time
For the benefit of the listeners, Taylor is not very tall.
07:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Taylor is not very tall.
07:38
T-Time
I am five feet even.
07:39
Hermajesty
Taylor's built. She can. She can throw it. She can Throw a tire at us.
07:44
Rainbow Riot
No.
07:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
07:44
Rainbow Riot
I.
07:46
Hermajesty
She can hug tires.
07:48
Rainbow Riot
Yeah. That's, like, what I enjoy doing with my athletic time.
07:52
Hermajesty
Yeah.
07:52
Rainbow Riot
Is throwing tires.
07:53
Hermajesty
It was an informed statement.
07:54
3 Bears in a Coat
Yes.
07:55
Rainbow Riot
So, you know. But yeah, the stars are mad.
08:00
T-Time
What do you get?
08:00
Rainbow Riot
We are sad. They're usually at the gym.
08:03
Hermajesty
Gerald's Tires and Brakes.
08:05
T-Time
This episode brought to you by Gerald's.
08:08
Hermajesty
Tires and shout out Gerald's. Ooh, look, they have some banger commercials, but they haven't made a new one since, like, 2000. And they've just been airing the same one.
08:18
3 Bears in a Coat
Pep.
08:18
Hermajesty
Pep Boys is a store. They don't actually do anything.
08:21
3 Bears in a Coat
I know, but they have a jingle. There's one Jing. There's some kind of tire jingle that I can't think of. I was gonna say it's really catchy, but if it were super catchy.
08:31
Hermajesty
If it were that catchy, I have.
08:34
Eubanks
Beef with Pep Boys.
08:35
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, pray tell, Auto shop.
08:37
T-Time
Ow.
08:38
3 Bears in a Coat
What's that one?
08:39
Eubanks
That's what my.
08:40
T-Time
O'Reilly.
08:41
T-Time
O'Reilly.
08:45
Hermajesty
That's a dub. Those are two different jingles.
08:48
T-Time
Wait, I want to hear Pep Boys Beef.
08:50
Eubanks
Pep Boys almost ruined my car. My car takes fully synthetic oil.
08:55
3 Bears in a Coat
It's a rough start.
08:56
Eubanks
They just put regular oil in it. I was driving one day, my car said, hey, you've got zero oil in your engine.
09:03
T-Time
That's not good.
09:04
Eubanks
It is not good.
09:05
T-Time
Wow. What. What wrath did you incur on these?
09:08
Eubanks
Well, granted, this was, like, four or five months later, so all the oil had, like, burnt out.
09:15
T-Time
But you just needed oil.
09:17
Eubanks
Yeah, but usually you're supposed to drain the oil and put new oil in.
09:21
T-Time
They didn't do that.
09:22
Eubanks
Well, no, they did. They just put the wrong oil in.
09:24
T-Time
They suck.
09:24
Eubanks
And it burnt all the oil. Synthetic oil doesn't burn in my engine. Like, it would. I don't know how.
09:31
3 Bears in a Coat
There's gotta be a joke somewhere in there.
09:32
T-Time
We're pro. The people that sponsor this episode. Which is no.
09:37
3 Bears in a Coat
1 Pro oil.
09:38
Rainbow Riot
Which is.
09:38
3 Bears in a Coat
But not. Not like.
09:39
T-Time
Not Big Oil.
09:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Not Big Oil.
09:41
Hermajesty
That's why I. Tom, you need some dawn to clean up the little birds.
09:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Dawn.
09:46
Hermajesty
Dawn.
09:49
T-Time
I thought you were just saying a guy's name. I was real lost.
09:52
Rainbow Riot
I was very confused as well. I didn't understand.
09:54
T-Time
Oh, Rosie.
09:56
Hermajesty
What?
09:57
T-Time
Oh, my gosh.
09:58
Hermajesty
What did you think I said?
09:59
3 Bears in a Coat
That's why I was like, Rosie.
10:00
T-Time
Rosie told me. I don't know if you guys were privy to this conversation. Rosie told me. She was like. She was like. I swear, like, you just. I'm not that. Like. I'm not that Horny on Maine. Normally, I mean, every single time I've hung out with Rosie's been horny. It gets brought every time.
10:18
3 Bears in a Coat
This one was not my fault. This one was a misunderstanding partially on.
10:20
T-Time
My part, which it sounds like your fault.
10:23
Hermajesty
That's where your brain goes.
10:24
T-Time
Yeah. The fact that your brain went. Yes. This three letter word that starts with D, O and ends in a consonant.
10:30
3 Bears in a Coat
Must be right next to one another.
10:31
T-Time
I don't know.
10:32
3 Bears in a Coat
They're right next to one another. So I did not hear dawn. Because if it were. If I knew it were Dawn, I wouldn't be like shaking my head.
10:41
T-Time
Rosie, there's. I just want to. I'm not sletching. There's nothing wrong with being horny on Main. I feel that it's important to say that. There's nothing wrong with being horny on Maine. Just don't, like lie and say you're not.
10:52
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm. Usually I don't think about it that much.
10:55
T-Time
Be a little bird slathered in Dom.
10:58
T-Time
Jesus.
11:00
T-Time
That's what I heard. Are those the words that you.
11:03
3 Bears in a Coat
I didn't hear the birds part. I only heard dawn, but not Dawn.
11:08
Eubanks
What's wrong with Dom's?
11:10
3 Bears in a Coat
There's nothing wrong with Dom's.
11:12
T-Time
It hurts the next morning. I'm talking about delayed onset muscle soreness.
11:16
Hermajesty
I'm not talking about.
11:18
T-Time
Although, honestly, the other times, it's a lot of work.
11:25
3 Bears in a Coat
So birds. So birds and oil.
11:28
Rainbow Riot
I saw a dead bird at the art museum yesterday.
11:32
T-Time
Hey, man. No, we're in a dead spiral. We gotta pull up.
11:35
Hermajesty
I see dead birds.
11:36
T-Time
I see dead birds. You gotta pull up.
11:39
Hermajesty
All right, hard pivot. Sorry. Gunner, tell us about mall Santas.
11:49
T-Time
Yeah, okay, sure. So I don't know if everyone remembers this. We did a segment last time. Not last time. Last time.
11:57
Hermajesty
A time.
11:58
T-Time
A time. We did a segment in a galaxy far away. We did a segment based off of Josh Prady, which was rapid fire questions, one option or the other. And I did a segment that was. Is it me or Paddington? And I denoted that I had spent an afternoon with a mall Santa, which I believe that's what this is referencing.
12:17
3 Bears in a Coat
One magical afternoon.
12:18
T-Time
1. Do not. Do not say that. Do not. A night to remember. Oh, my God.
12:26
Hermajesty
You'll never believe me.
12:27
T-Time
You'll never believe me, but you didn't.
12:31
T-Time
Fuck the mall Santa.
12:32
T-Time
I did not fuck the mall Santa, nor did the mall Santa fuck me.
12:36
Hermajesty
Does the beard come off during sex? I mean.
12:38
T-Time
Yeah, I would assume so. Unless you're into it. That's not important right now.
12:43
Hermajesty
If you've gotten a beard hat here, like, is that.
12:47
T-Time
That's honestly a fair question.
12:49
T-Time
It should come off. It's not a real.
12:50
Hermajesty
Well, it's not a real beard.
12:52
Rainbow Riot
Snaps back.
12:53
3 Bears in a Coat
I feel like. No.
12:53
T-Time
If you have.
12:54
Hermajesty
No. Okay. So if you know how sometimes, like, you know, like, sometimes, like, pulling hair is a thing. You know, in the bedroom, if someone has a long enough beard that you can pull, you know, think of maybe like a Polar Express.
13:08
Rainbow Riot
No, I was about to say that.
13:11
Hermajesty
Wow.
13:12
T-Time
Wow. Holy.
13:15
T-Time
Yeah.
13:16
Hermajesty
So, like, you're doing the thing and do you grab the beard? Like, is that a hot thing?
13:20
T-Time
Hello.
13:20
Rainbow Riot
Bottom moment.
13:21
T-Time
I vote yes. I'm not gonna lie.
13:23
3 Bears in a Coat
Bottom shadowy feel.
13:26
Hermajesty
I wouldn't want to latch onto beard hair.
13:28
3 Bears in a Coat
I feel, like, scientifically, less surface area, more painful hair. Like head hair. Head hair. I feel like head hair. I feel like when you pull, there's more up. So you're not pulling from one pla. You're not pulling the entire. Well, I guess. No, but at the root, you're not. I don't.
13:55
T-Time
I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
13:56
3 Bears in a Coat
So I feel like it's more painful with beard hair than it would be for head hair.
14:01
Hermajesty
Yeah, I do think it'd be more painful.
14:03
3 Bears in a Coat
Well, like, that would hurt, I would assume.
14:05
T-Time
Oh, and you've got a moderate amount of beard hair and a moderate amount of head hair. I feel like if you grow both of them out for a few months, we could test this on. No things considered.
14:13
Hermajesty
Okay, Give me a futon.
14:15
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm futon.
14:18
T-Time
Are you staying in here the whole time? No.
14:22
Hermajesty
So, like, whatever, whatever.
14:24
T-Time
He's gonna be editing this.
14:25
T-Time
Oh, understood.
14:26
Hermajesty
How do I edit this out?
14:27
T-Time
This is gold.
14:28
T-Time
This is, this is. This is good.
14:29
3 Bears in a Coat
We are not editing.
14:30
T-Time
Going to be stuck there because you're going to be editing the episode for months.
14:33
T-Time
Oh, yeah. No, I, I, I've eventually pieced together what he. What. What the futon was for.
14:38
3 Bears in a Coat
He got there. He got there.
14:39
T-Time
Well, that's actually an even better transition into the Shagen Wagon, I believe.
14:44
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
14:45
3 Bears in a Coat
In the hot seat.
14:46
Hermajesty
You do not need to talk to the Shagwan.
14:50
3 Bears in a Coat
This is the one topic from tonight that I came prepared to talk about.
14:53
T-Time
It's awesome.
14:55
3 Bears in a Coat
The Shaggin Wagon.
14:56
Hermajesty
Okay, first I want to hear about the mall Santa.
14:59
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, yeah, you never finished.
15:00
T-Time
Look, it's really not an interesting seven hours in Heaven. I was more. Oh, my God. What More I was Kerrytown Center.
15:07
Hermajesty
How old were you?
15:08
T-Time
I believe I was 7 years old.
15:09
Hermajesty
What was the haircut look like?
15:10
T-Time
Rapid fire with the question, did you have these prepared?
15:14
Hermajesty
No.
15:14
3 Bears in a Coat
No.
15:15
T-Time
You're just a really good interviewer. Owens, our interview content creator. By the way, in case that wasn't.
15:18
Hermajesty
Obvious, cargo pants are chinos.
15:21
T-Time
Oh, I don't know.
15:25
Hermajesty
Polo or sweater.
15:26
T-Time
What's that?
15:27
Rainbow Riot
Sweater? Loser.
15:29
3 Bears in a Coat
Pants.
15:29
T-Time
Sweater.
15:30
T-Time
No, it really was more. It made it sound more interesting than it was. I really just waited in line for, like, three hours with my. With my family to get a picture with a small Santa.
15:39
Hermajesty
Oh, so you weren't even, like, really hanging out with him?
15:41
T-Time
No, but it. See, it's much funnier to say it the way that I did.
15:45
Hermajesty
Wow.
15:46
T-Time
And that's honestly how I do most of my things.
15:49
Hermajesty
Put a lot of weight into this segment. You're just.
15:51
T-Time
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
15:52
Hermajesty
I'm taking all the wind out of it with how boring your real life is.
15:55
T-Time
You have to understand that I do my best to make my life sound very interesting. What has truly been my life is that a bunch of mundane things have happened to me, and then a few absolutely batshit things have happened to me. And so I do my best to make the mundane sound batshit as well. And I oftentimes do shit like this where I severely overblow the significance of an event.
16:15
T-Time
Just like Paddington Bear.
16:16
T-Time
Just like Paddington Bear. There he is.
16:19
Hermajesty
Rosie, did you come prepared with any of the fortunes?
16:24
T-Time
No, I got him.
16:26
Hermajesty
Oh, okay.
16:27
T-Time
I got him over there.
16:29
3 Bears in a Coat
I was using them as a bookmarker for a book.
16:31
T-Time
I was gonna start with the shagging wagon.
16:33
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, shagging wagon. Interim topic while we.
16:36
Hermajesty
Interim topic.
16:37
3 Bears in a Coat
What do you want to know?
16:39
T-Time
Every. I mean, everything.
16:40
Hermajesty
Just give me a. Yeah, please. Top down or drop.
16:43
T-Time
Yeah. Blueprints.
16:44
Hermajesty
What kind of car was it?
16:45
3 Bears in a Coat
Don't have blueprints. It was a 1971 Winnebago.
16:49
Hermajesty
A Winnebago. Wow.
16:51
T-Time
Wow.
16:53
3 Bears in a Coat
I was 18 years old. I was living in Seattle at this time working for kexp. And I looked around and I said, I'm not cool enough to work here. And up the street from where I was staying, there was an abandoned Winnebago. And I said, I gots to have needed a new engine, which I paid for and did not set up myself. I don't do that. But she was beautiful. She had orange shag carpet, and her name was Maria. After the 1973American U.S. top 40 hit my Maria by BJ Thomas Marie.
17:27
Rainbow Riot
Like that.
17:29
Hermajesty
So what happened To Maria.
17:32
3 Bears in a Coat
Maria was old, which was understandable. But Maria broke down. I. Maria did not see North Carolina. Maria sat. Well, she didn't sit. I took her all around Seattle and Portland. But Maria did not make it out to the East Coast. I was only. I was only living in Seattle for about two years. This is a car.
17:51
T-Time
Yeah.
17:51
T-Time
That is an important clarifier.
17:53
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, I should. Why she is called the shagging wagon? Well, it was a shagging wagon.
18:03
Rainbow Riot
It had.
18:04
T-Time
Rosie. Do you want to explain to our listeners what that is?
18:08
3 Bears in a Coat
British slang is like our. Our parents. It's not of this era, the shag and wagon term. A shaggin wagon is a van. A wagon which is like the beaver trap. Yeah, I guess a shaggy.
18:28
Hermajesty
That's a Brooklyn Nine reference. I'm not that good at making that.
18:30
3 Bears in a Coat
I think you had to watch Brooklyn Nine to know what that means.
18:33
Hermajesty
Oh, yeah, I know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I don't want full credit for that.
18:36
T-Time
Good reference.
18:37
Hermajesty
It is a good reference.
18:38
3 Bears in a Coat
The Shagen wagon was a van that was specifically designated for shagging baby.
18:46
T-Time
Bring it back to Michael Myers.
18:48
T-Time
There you go. Full circle.
18:50
T-Time
Not the killer.
18:52
T-Time
What a tidy episode. Yeah, we're really Chekhov's gunning this episode.
18:58
Hermajesty
Like we have a Michael Myers theme going.
19:00
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
19:00
T-Time
Callback on. Callback on. Callback. It is very efficient. I've got a question about the shagging wagon.
19:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Sure.
19:07
T-Time
How long did the shagging wagon live?
19:10
T-Time
How long did it last?
19:11
3 Bears in a Coat
It lasted for pretty much the amount of time that I lived in the Pacific Northwest, about two years.
19:14
T-Time
So. Two years. That's very impressive.
19:17
Hermajesty
Did it listen to Pacific Northwest 73, 74.
19:21
T-Time
Huh?
19:22
Hermajesty
Pacific Northwest live. 73. 74.
19:25
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sure it had to have. I played a lot of my music in there. Yeah, it's. It's a good many. It's a good many for those who listen to the Grateful Dead. What I'm about to say, it's spelled not how it sounds. I listen to many Dick pics in there.
19:45
Hermajesty
Many Dick's Picks.
19:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Many Dick's picks.
19:47
Hermajesty
Many of Dick's picks. Some of Dale's picks, some of Dale's,.
19:50
3 Bears in a Coat
Some of Dale's, but mainly Dick's picks. And that's an unironic statement. It was.
19:55
Hermajesty
Yeah.
19:56
T-Time
Cutter, you didn't ask how long it lasted.
19:58
3 Bears in a Coat
She had throw pillows.
19:59
T-Time
No, I've got a. Yeah, I thought about it. I'm lining a different one up, though. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
20:06
3 Bears in a Coat
She had a Few throw pillows in there. It was quite nice. It had a little table that spun around.
20:11
Hermajesty
Did you throw a pillow in there?
20:12
T-Time
I'm sorry, you had a Lazy Boy or. Oh, no, a Lazy Susan in your shaggin wagon?
20:17
3 Bears in a Coat
I. I mean, I had. Yeah, it was like. It was like a little table that you could. That you could sit at in the back. No seatbelts in the back either. Oh, I had to install one in the front. It didn't come with a seatbelt in the front either.
20:30
T-Time
It's an old Winnebago.
20:31
3 Bears in a Coat
She's a. Oh, she's an old one. Yeah.
20:34
T-Time
Can we.
20:35
T-Time
Really dumb question.
20:37
Hermajesty
Did you ever try to jam the radar with it?
20:41
3 Bears in a Coat
No.
20:42
Hermajesty
Okay.
20:43
T-Time
No, I'm sorry.
20:44
Eubanks
Did the carpet.
20:49
T-Time
Shag window drape?
20:50
T-Time
Because there were drapes, right?
20:53
3 Bears in a Coat
There were drapes. I put them in myself. No, they did not. Maria had bright orange shag carpet and sunflower yellow. My favorite, because I picked up myself. Sunflower yellow drapes.
21:05
T-Time
That is very forward.
21:09
3 Bears in a Coat
It's like a sunset. It's like a sunset. The 70s.
21:14
T-Time
The 70s.
21:15
Hermajesty
This is a different time.
21:17
3 Bears in a Coat
See many visitors.
21:19
T-Time
I was gonna ask. I was gonna say, did Marie get much. Get much action?
21:23
3 Bears in a Coat
There was not much. I don't actually think there was any shaggin in the shagging wagon.
21:28
T-Time
Wow.
21:29
T-Time
I feel this is false advertising.
21:31
Hermajesty
You perjured yourself. You said earlier that there was shaggin in the shaggin wagon.
21:34
3 Bears in a Coat
I mean, what would you count as sha.
21:36
Hermajesty
I mean, you used the word ride.
21:39
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, that was probably me kidding. There was not. There was. There was a few.
21:49
T-Time
Rosie is nodding uncomfortably.
21:51
Hermajesty
Rosie is flustered. Yeah.
21:54
3 Bears in a Coat
You know, there were a few lips locked in the shagen wagon.
21:59
Hermajesty
Snogging.
22:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
22:01
Hermajesty
Wow.
22:02
3 Bears in a Coat
There was a little bit of snogging on the shagging.
22:06
T-Time
Wait, I thought snog meant shag. I thought there was no.
22:10
T-Time
Get caught up on your old British slang.
22:13
Hermajesty
It's contemporary British slang. I don't know.
22:16
T-Time
Is it really?
22:17
Hermajesty
I'm almost sure.
22:19
T-Time
What do you think that means,.
22:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Grant?
22:23
T-Time
I thought it meant the same thing as Shaq.
22:25
Hermajesty
Yeah, it meant make out.
22:27
T-Time
It means make out, not just making out.
22:29
3 Bears in a Coat
Different faces.
22:30
T-Time
I believe he got it from yummy mummies.
22:32
T-Time
Nice. Nice.
22:33
Rainbow Riot
Yummy mummies.
22:34
T-Time
Yeah, you know, yummy.
22:35
3 Bears in a Coat
No, there was a lot of engross.
22:36
Hermajesty
Okay, look, Grant, I know that would have killed in the fifties, but that.
22:40
T-Time
Would have killed in the fifties.
22:43
T-Time
It probably would have in the fifties.
22:44
T-Time
That would have killed in the 50s.
22:46
Hermajesty
I would have killed in the fifteties.
22:47
T-Time
Oh, my God.
22:48
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, there was. There were no home runs in the Shagen Wagon. But there were a few first and.
22:52
Hermajesty
Second bases, some bases stolen.
22:54
3 Bears in a Coat
Ground rule doubles, some bases stolen. I don't know what that means.
22:57
T-Time
Me neither. I don't watch baseball.
22:59
Hermajesty
I can line drive.
23:00
T-Time
Yeah. Any strikeouts?
23:02
T-Time
Any bunts?
23:03
3 Bears in a Coat
Any strike? Oh, many strikeouts. I'm quite picky.
23:06
Hermajesty
Any bunts?
23:06
T-Time
Were you pitching or batting.
23:13
T-Time
For the benefit of radio?
23:14
T-Time
She just, like, did a baseball swing measure.
23:17
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, yeah, I guess I was batting. I was up for bat.
23:23
Hermajesty
Coach put you in?
23:24
3 Bears in a Coat
There's no coach.
23:25
T-Time
What was the batting order in the Shagen Wagon?
23:27
3 Bears in a Coat
The coach. There was so many layers.
23:29
Hermajesty
What was the dugout like?
23:30
3 Bears in a Coat
Think through as I. The dugout?
23:32
Hermajesty
How is the dugout?
23:34
3 Bears in a Coat
I would argue to say that the dugout was the entirety of the backseat of the shagging wagon.
23:39
Hermajesty
Oh, wow.
23:39
T-Time
Wow.
23:40
3 Bears in a Coat
If we're talking fast times at Ridgemont High Dugout. Is that an outdated reference?
23:45
T-Time
That would have killed in the fifties. That would have killed in the fifties.
23:48
Hermajesty
That would have killed in the fifteties.
23:49
T-Time
You guys are stealing my catchphrase. I was talking about Leave it to Beaver. I thought that everyone knew what Leave.
23:55
Hermajesty
It to Beaver was.
23:56
3 Bears in a Coat
No, no, I was watching Bonanza today with. With a family member.
24:01
T-Time
I don't know. I don't know what that is.
24:02
3 Bears in a Coat
That's Leave it to Beaver.
24:04
Eubanks
Old ass Western.
24:05
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, okay.
24:06
T-Time
Would have killed Bonanza.
24:09
Hermajesty
Would have killed in the 50s.
24:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, it would have killed. Or early 60s. You know, let's get precise.
24:16
T-Time
Nah. Would have killed in the 50s.
24:18
Hermajesty
Okay. So, Cutter, what was your last very poignant question?
24:21
3 Bears in a Coat
Yes?
24:22
T-Time
Oh, gosh, I may have already asked. In the flurry of exchange that we.
24:26
3 Bears in a Coat
Had, I'm trying to think of any other ground information I can give up. Maria.
24:30
T-Time
Yeah, I mean, Maria.
24:31
3 Bears in a Coat
A very special lady in my life. Very special.
24:34
T-Time
How much was insurance for Maria? Was Maria insured?
24:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Maria was not insured.
24:38
T-Time
Okay.
24:38
3 Bears in a Coat
That's right.
24:39
Hermajesty
I thought that was illegal.
24:40
T-Time
Yes, it is.
24:41
3 Bears in a Coat
Okay, I no longer have Maria, so.
24:44
T-Time
This is very frowned upon.
24:46
3 Bears in a Coat
I paid $2,000 in cash from Maria from the GAR in front of my apartment building. So it was pretty. It was pretty inform somebody had left her behind. Wow. Yeah. And so she was left alone.
24:58
T-Time
Did Maria have attachment issues from being abandoned?
25:00
3 Bears in a Coat
I think she did. I think that's why she broke down so quickly. You know what? The old gal gave it her best shot. She really did. Gave me a good, sweet ol.
25:07
T-Time
College try.
25:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Sweet. Two years. Sweet, sweet. Two years with Maria.
25:12
T-Time
Phenomenal.
25:14
3 Bears in a Coat
I thought so.
25:15
Hermajesty
Got her.
25:15
T-Time
Yes.
25:16
Hermajesty
Fashion update.
25:16
T-Time
Fashion update. Guys, I have an update for those of you that are unaware because I don't talk about it a lot, and it comes up every week, once in a while, and then everyone goes, what the fuck? And then I go, yeah, whatever. We move on from it. I'm going to New York. I'm leaving for New York on Wednesday. I'll be back on Sunday. I'm going to go up there to walk in New York Fashion Week. It's going to be a lovely time.
25:32
3 Bears in a Coat
Very nice.
25:33
T-Time
No idea what was going on with it, because I don't care or want to be doing this anymore. This is kind of my last hurrah before I'm done with my whole. This weird endeavor into the fashion world.
25:47
T-Time
You say that now.
25:48
T-Time
I do. It's going to be true.
25:49
3 Bears in a Coat
The fashion world needs you.
25:50
Hermajesty
Kind of.
25:50
T-Time
No, it does not. There are plenty of. There are plenty of five' ten, five' eleven stocky guys that can put on.
25:57
T-Time
A suit and look mediocre fans. You're gonna.
26:00
T-Time
You know, I think everyone will be fine, But I don't know what I'm wearing, and I won't know what I'm wearing until I get there. So I unfortunately cannot provide any visual updates, but I can tell you that I will.
26:11
Hermajesty
This is a podcast.
26:12
T-Time
It's a podcast, so you at home are not missing anything. I will be walking out the Runway twice. Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. And more importantly, I will be on a billboard in Times Square.
26:24
3 Bears in a Coat
Whoa.
26:26
T-Time
As a. As a New York Fashion Week? No, no. As a part of the promotional material. My picture will be up in Times Square in New York City.
26:35
Hermajesty
Promotion material.
26:37
T-Time
That's what they call me.
26:38
T-Time
Hope we get you in a little skimpy jumpsuit.
26:40
T-Time
I think that'd be fucking hilarious. You guys are like, it's all for the couple. Person number two that I would say, you guys. I mean, this cohort. Cohort, That's a wonderful term. The person number two that I'm gonna send this. Whatever I'm wearing to. Oh, incredible. My family.
27:00
Hermajesty
She is scary.
27:02
T-Time
She is scary.
27:03
T-Time
How does your family feel?
27:04
T-Time
How does what feel?
27:05
T-Time
How does your family feel about it?
27:06
T-Time
My family's kind of the reason that I ended up dragged into this, so they're more than happy to let me stop doing it. They were just like, all right, yeah, that's fine.
27:14
Eubanks
They're cool.
27:15
T-Time
They don't really give a shit.
27:16
Hermajesty
Okay.
27:17
T-Time
How did you enter this?
27:19
Hermajesty
Yeah.
27:19
T-Time
No. So my younger sibling had been wanting to do acting for a while, and my mom had eventually found a talent agency for and was like, hey, Cutter, do you want to Go. And I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess, why not? I was entering my. Try anything arc.
27:34
Hermajesty
Oh, wow. You were 17 and depressed.
27:36
T-Time
Yeah. No. Well, that was right after my personal crisis had happened around that time.
27:42
Hermajesty
I hate when to see it.
27:43
T-Time
Yeah. So anyway, I went and I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna sit in and listen. I'm very curious about this whole thing. And then the lady that were doing the interview with, were doing the interview in a room that was no bigger than this room that we're currently sitting and recording the podcast.
27:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Small room. Small room.
27:59
T-Time
It's a small room, by the way.
28:00
Hermajesty
It's a small world after all.
28:01
T-Time
It's true. And I was sitting there, just listening in, and the woman who was giving us this interview, who was no younger than 90, was like, what are you doing here? I was like, I'm hanging out. I was like, I'm gonna be totally honest. I'm not here for anything. She was like, do you want to do acting, modeling stuff? I was like, try anything, Arc. I was like, yeah, okay, I'll try it. She was like, walk. We're in a room this size. There's, like, a big desk, multiple people seated in there. She's like, all right, walk. And I get up and I take three steps because that's all there's room for. And she was like, okay. And gives me a contract. And I was like, oh. Oh, that's. That's all it. Okay.
28:39
T-Time
I think she liked you.
28:40
T-Time
I think she did, and I'm okay with it. No, no.
28:47
T-Time
Make them walk for me.
28:49
T-Time
Yeah. And so here we are. I will be in missing classes to be in New York for. For a few days, and it will be a lovely time. And it. This will. This is a part of my. My finale tour. I'm doing this. Doing Charlotte Fashion Week, and then I'm doing a show here in Raleigh, and then I'm done.
29:07
Hermajesty
We. You know, we're gonna go to the 1 and 1.
29:09
3 Bears in a Coat
We're gonna go to the.
29:09
T-Time
It's expensive.
29:11
Hermajesty
How much is it?
29:11
T-Time
Like 85. Oh, we can do that.
29:16
3 Bears in a Coat
So bad.
29:16
T-Time
Yeah.
29:17
Rainbow Riot
WK, please.
29:18
T-Time
It's not like. It's not a concert.
29:20
T-Time
Can we get DJ pass?
29:22
T-Time
Can we get press pass? I'll ask. I'll ask if we can. Actually, I'm 100% sure they would totally give a press pass to start putting some more.
29:31
Hermajesty
Oh, my God. Please. We'll do a live.
29:34
T-Time
Nothing.
29:35
T-Time
Oh, my God.
29:36
Hermajesty
We will try to describe the fashion in real time.
29:42
3 Bears in a Coat
Us as fashion commentators.
29:43
T-Time
Something about it's live. This. This show has been described to me as more of an experience than a fashion show.
29:52
3 Bears in a Coat
I want to go to the experience.
29:54
T-Time
Yeah, well, I. I'm only. I'm only one.
29:56
Hermajesty
Like, I'm only Duncan in the experience.
30:01
T-Time
I'm only one small part of it.
30:02
Hermajesty
You know, Bob Duncan.
30:06
T-Time
I mean, yeah, Duncan's band. That wasn't Bob Duncan's.
30:09
Hermajesty
I thought it was Bob Duncan.
30:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Straight to Bob Duncan. And I went straight Jimi Hendrix. Completely different directions.
30:17
T-Time
Two legends in their own right.
30:18
T-Time
Two legendary experiences.
30:19
Hermajesty
I mean, one of them is photographed wearing assless ch. And that's Bob Duncan, baby.
30:25
T-Time
Hey, man, respect. Sometimes we gotta get the draft going in there.
30:29
Hermajesty
Exactly. Get it.
30:31
3 Bears in a Coat
Because Jimi Hendrix was drafted. Oh, no, maybe that wasn't the joke.
30:37
Hermajesty
That was a great connection.
30:38
T-Time
Totally claim that was intentional, but not shocked much.
30:41
3 Bears in a Coat
I just went to war.
30:42
Hermajesty
Much like your current pants, Rosie. They're the asshole's chats. Provide quite room for Breeze.
30:48
3 Bears in a Coat
Quite room.
30:49
T-Time
Quiet room.
30:50
3 Bears in a Coat
They provide quiet room for Breeze, the.
30:53
T-Time
Listeners, and me, who's very at home.
30:56
T-Time
And Grant, Rosie is wearing unfinished pants at the moment.
31:01
3 Bears in a Coat
I was sewing them, and I looked at the time and I was like, I have ntc. I have to go. I'm only because.
31:09
Hermajesty
Stop dignifying it with an acronym.
31:12
3 Bears in a Coat
Hates when I abbreviate. No things considered.
31:15
T-Time
Hermajesty.
31:16
3 Bears in a Coat
Hermajesty.
31:16
T-Time
Hermajesty.
31:17
3 Bears in a Coat
Hermajesty.
31:17
T-Time
Hermajesty.
31:19
T-Time
I've taken to calling it no things.
31:21
3 Bears in a Coat
No Things. I do.
31:22
T-Time
I really like no Things I like.
31:23
Hermajesty
Just calling it no Things.
31:24
T-Time
What about considered?
31:27
Hermajesty
Add the antithetical.
31:29
T-Time
Honestly.
31:30
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
31:32
Hermajesty
All right, so I'm going to pivot again. Another hard pivot after the fashion segment, and we're going to do a little group game. Oh, I assume everybody is familiar with the rice purity test.
31:43
T-Time
Oh, we're doing this game.
31:45
Hermajesty
Yeah, we're gonna take a group rice purity test based on majority.
31:49
T-Time
Oh, based on majority or based on, like, single person?
31:53
Hermajesty
Based on majority.
31:54
T-Time
Oh, that's fascinating.
31:55
Hermajesty
What? Eyes open.
32:01
T-Time
Do you want me to. Do you want me to run this?
32:03
Hermajesty
I got it.
32:03
Eubanks
Sure.
32:03
Hermajesty
Yeah.
32:04
T-Time
Yeah.
32:04
T-Time
What if. If it's the worst of all of us?
32:07
T-Time
I feel like going to jail. I feel like. Yeah, we could.
32:10
Hermajesty
Honestly, we could also Lowest.
32:12
T-Time
Yeah. I feel like I feel like average. I feel like, you know, I feel like average is kind of mediocre. I feel like if went just like, if anyone's done it, anybody in.
32:19
3 Bears in a Coat
The room has done it by consensus.
32:22
Hermajesty
So we aren't doing it by consensus.
32:24
T-Time
We're just doing it by this sets.
32:26
T-Time
Us up for, like, the situation where there's one person that's done it and they have to gingerly raise.
32:31
T-Time
Yeah, that's what I'm a fan of.
32:33
Hermajesty
Guys, there's a. There's a new one.
32:35
T-Time
There's a new race purity test.
32:36
Hermajesty
Yes.
32:37
T-Time
Interesting.
32:37
Hermajesty
It's called the innocence test. It's a little better because it counts up instead of down.
32:41
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, okay. Okay.
32:42
Hermajesty
Yeah. And it's. And it's updated, so it's.
32:47
3 Bears in a Coat
New things.
32:49
T-Time
Have been created. I like this one. I like this one a lot. All right.
32:53
Eubanks
DeviantArt DLC Vore.
32:55
T-Time
All right, now here's. Here's cheese, man.
32:59
Hermajesty
Wow.
33:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Man.
33:02
T-Time
I'm going to Vorkar.
33:04
Hermajesty
Wow.
33:04
T-Time
All right.
33:06
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm really worried about the.
33:07
T-Time
This isn't my segment.
33:10
Hermajesty
I mean, I can run it if you want.
33:11
T-Time
No, no, I got you. I just need to.
33:13
3 Bears in a Coat
Cutter can run this.
33:15
Hermajesty
Cutter needs to read.
33:16
T-Time
I got you. All right, there are 100 questions on this test. If you've done it, we'll just raise our hands, and I think.
33:21
Hermajesty
No, I think we should go yay or nay.
33:23
T-Time
We'll do yay or nay. Like we're voting in the Senate.
33:25
Hermajesty
Yes. Well, because this is a podcast, and I think that raising our hand.
33:30
T-Time
I get that. I mean, it's not. You. Conducive to a listening experience. All right, number one, And I'm not gonna make a big deal for all these because we take fucking forever to get through them all. Number one. Been on a date. Yay.
33:40
Hermajesty
Yay.
33:42
T-Time
Been in a relationship. Yay.
33:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
33:45
T-Time
Rosie, you've never. I'm sorry. I didn't expect something this shocking this early. You've never been in a relationship?
33:53
3 Bears in a Coat
Rosie, I really don't believe I have, because I have put a strong differentiation between dating and relationship. I've done. I've done a fair bit of dating, but relation. No. I got cheated on. That's not true.
34:08
T-Time
We had that conversation earlier in the episode.
34:12
3 Bears in a Coat
I had my first relationship last December. Yeah.
34:17
T-Time
Oh, yeah. And you got cheated on your first relationship. Hey, me too.
34:21
T-Time
Me too. Nasty.
34:22
T-Time
Yo, Mine is questionable. Let's go.
34:25
Hermajesty
But unlikely.
34:27
T-Time
All right. Kissed. And I'm gonna use their abbreviation. Their abbreviation is MPS and that's member of the preferred sex. So kissed. A M, P. S. Yay.
34:35
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
34:35
Rainbow Riot
Yay. Yeah.
34:37
T-Time
Made out in public. Nay.
34:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay, nay. Yay. Yay, Nay.
34:42
T-Time
Okay. That's a nice mixture. I won't single anybody out. Played a game involving stripping. Yay. Yay, yay, nay.
34:48
Rainbow Riot
You're a loser.
34:52
Eubanks
Yeah.
34:53
T-Time
Yeah. Masturbated Yay. Sent or received underwear pics. Yay.
35:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
35:02
T-Time
Just of the underwear.
35:03
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
35:03
T-Time
No. Yeah. Just of the underwear. I really enjoy. You guys can't see this, and obviously for the people at home, this is not helpful. All of these have little emojis next to them, and I'm really enjoying them.
35:16
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, I'm looking at them. They're quite nice.
35:18
T-Time
Yeah. Scent nudes. Yay.
35:20
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Nay.
35:22
T-Time
Good on ya.
35:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Wait, I don't trust people enough. Yeah, I have trust issues.
35:28
T-Time
Fair enough.
35:32
Eubanks
I've sent you numerous pictures of my ass.
35:37
T-Time
Wow. Moving on. Received nudes. Yay. Sexted. Yay.
35:45
Hermajesty
Yay.
35:45
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Yay. Yay.
35:50
T-Time
FaceTime sex. Nay. Is that all naysayers? I'm assuming that FaceTime adjacent applications would count.
36:02
Hermajesty
Oh, Google Duo.
36:04
T-Time
Yeah, like Google Duo. No one's going around saying, you want to have Google duo sex?
36:09
T-Time
Yo, baby, get on that Microsoft Team.
36:11
Hermajesty
Yo.
36:11
T-Time
Yo.
36:13
Hermajesty
Hey, turn on your camera on Discord.
36:15
T-Time
You notice people been having sex. Zoom sex recently.
36:18
Eubanks
Get on U.
36:18
3 Bears in a Coat
You're muted.
36:19
T-Time
Get on u. That's phenomenal, bro.
36:22
Hermajesty
Just hit next until we get each other on omega.
36:26
T-Time
Yo, let me stream Snipe your omega.
36:30
Hermajesty
Sorry.
36:30
T-Time
So with the amended rules for FaceTime sex, is everyone still a nay? That's a yay. Okay.
36:36
Rainbow Riot
Okay.
36:36
3 Bears in a Coat
I believe still a nay.
36:37
T-Time
Okay. Kissed three or more people in one night.
36:41
Hermajesty
Yay.
36:42
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
36:42
T-Time
Okay.
36:43
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
36:44
T-Time
Friends with benefits. Yay.
36:46
Rainbow Riot
Nay.
36:48
T-Time
That's fair.
36:49
T-Time
It's complicated.
36:52
T-Time
It's fine.
36:53
T-Time
Been in love.
36:56
Hermajesty
Yay.
36:57
T-Time
Yay.
36:58
T-Time
Had a dating app. Yay.
37:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Been dan. Been banned from a painting.
37:02
T-Time
Whoa.
37:03
T-Time
That's badass.
37:05
T-Time
Match with a hot foot doctor.
37:08
Hermajesty
Podiatrist.
37:10
T-Time
Pediatrician.
37:11
T-Time
That's not okay, dude.
37:13
Eubanks
Okay. It's wild.
37:14
Hermajesty
Me and my best friend recently found out that we had this. That we've had the same pediatrician all our lives.
37:19
3 Bears in a Coat
That's like finding out you have the same therapist. That's like.
37:22
Hermajesty
It is.
37:23
3 Bears in a Coat
That's a little personal.
37:24
Hermajesty
It is. It is rather personal. Well, it came up because were talking about men that have held our balls.
37:29
Rainbow Riot
Oh.
37:30
Hermajesty
And so we're like our pediatrician. Wow.
37:35
T-Time
What a.
37:35
T-Time
What a conversation.
37:36
3 Bears in a Coat
I've been naked in front of my pediatrician.
37:39
Hermajesty
You're not naked.
37:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Well, how are they holding your balls if you're not naked?
37:43
T-Time
You gotta check. Reaching in there. You gotta check for lumps.
37:45
Hermajesty
You gotta check for lumps.
37:46
T-Time
Testing cancer. It's a real problem.
37:48
Hermajesty
It's a real problem. It's part of a healthy checkup.
37:51
T-Time
Yeah.
37:52
3 Bears in a Coat
Okay. That's very interesting territory. Okay, Nice.
37:56
T-Time
Paid For a premium version of a dating app.
37:59
Rainbow Riot
Yes.
38:01
T-Time
Long distance relationship. Yay. Currently asked. Sorry, Grant. I hope it's going well for you.
38:07
Rainbow Riot
It's going great.
38:09
T-Time
I'm very glad to hear that. Asked for a stranger's contact information. Yay. What?
38:15
T-Time
Have you ever met someone.
38:17
T-Time
Have you ever met someone before? Been asked for your contact info by a stranger? Yay. Gotten back with. Hooked up with an ex.
38:26
T-Time
Nay.
38:27
Rainbow Riot
So close. Almost Rosie.
38:29
T-Time
That's a pained look.
38:30
3 Bears in a Coat
That's a pained look.
38:31
Hermajesty
That is an ongoing saga.
38:33
3 Bears in a Coat
That's ongoing.
38:34
T-Time
Wow.
38:35
T-Time
Slid into someone's DMs. Yay.
38:38
Hermajesty
I have a fun story about this.
38:39
T-Time
Okay, do you want to do it now, or do you want to do it after? How long of a story is it?
38:44
Hermajesty
It's gonna be less than five minutes.
38:45
T-Time
Go ahead. Do it now. So let's knock it out. We're 21 in. We'll take a little break.
38:48
Hermajesty
So I slid in this person's dm. I said, hey, you're kind of cute. And then they said, well, this is actually kind of a fake social media profile because I have a secret one where I'm openly trans and a lesbian. And I was like, that's pretty funny.
39:02
T-Time
That's awesome. Damn. That's crazy.
39:04
Hermajesty
I mean, we're friends. We're friends now.
39:06
T-Time
Hell, yeah.
39:07
Hermajesty
But, like, it was just really funny because I was like, wow, I sorely miscalculated this.
39:12
T-Time
I thought you were gonn. Yeah. And, like, while I'm not drinking.
39:16
3 Bears in a Coat
Okay.
39:17
Rainbow Riot
I slept into the fair once, and were talking for, like, a week straight, and I was like, do you want to go on a date?
39:23
3 Bears in a Coat
She was like, yeah.
39:24
Rainbow Riot
And the date was going very well. And then she was like, oh, you're. You're interested in me? I thought you just wanted to have a friendship. And I was, like, pouring my heart out to her.
39:36
Hermajesty
Wow.
39:37
Rainbow Riot
It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had.
39:39
3 Bears in a Coat
That's a. Sucks.
39:40
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
39:41
T-Time
Holy spot. That's terrible.
39:43
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
39:44
Hermajesty
Yeah.
39:45
Rainbow Riot
Not a good time.
39:46
T-Time
All right, back into the innocence test. Number 22. Watched porn. Yay.
39:52
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
39:55
T-Time
I don't even know where to start for that. Paid for any porn.
40:03
Hermajesty
Sorry.
40:03
T-Time
At least you got one of them. Who said?
40:05
T-Time
Who said yeah, you got.
40:07
Hermajesty
I believe Tommy Grant said yes.
40:10
T-Time
No, I said no.
40:11
T-Time
Oh, you said they just Tommy.
40:12
Hermajesty
Just Tommy.
40:13
Eubanks
We share an account, I hope.
40:16
T-Time
Wow. Thrown under the moving train.
40:19
Rainbow Riot
Let me just piggyback off of this money.
40:21
T-Time
Watched porn with a member of the preferred sex.
40:24
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
40:27
T-Time
Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm cool with that. Talk to five or More people at once.
40:32
Rainbow Riot
No.
40:33
Hermajesty
Yay.
40:33
T-Time
I've been in a group conversation that's so stressful. I'm saying that right now.
40:36
Rainbow Riot
Oh.
40:36
T-Time
Oh, you mean, like. Yeah, like, talking to.
40:40
3 Bears in a Coat
I was like, oh, my God. That's a stressful conversation.
40:43
Eubanks
Talking to, like, with romantic.
40:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Romantic. Yay.
40:48
Rainbow Riot
No, no.
40:49
T-Time
There's a yay in there. Okay. Posted a thirst trap. Yay. Sorry. By public opinion. Yay. I don't believe so, but this is a contentious point. I'll check it off.
41:02
T-Time
I'll go.
41:02
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay. Yeah.
41:03
T-Time
I mean, yeah. Yeah. Said I love you. Yay.
41:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
41:08
T-Time
Oh, wow, man. You find the right person, you find the right person. Been to a party.
41:15
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
41:15
T-Time
Yay. We'll go rapify for a little bit. Throw in a party.
41:19
Hermajesty
Yay.
41:20
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
41:21
T-Time
Drank. Yay. Been drunk. Yay. Blacked out or threw up.
41:25
Hermajesty
Yay.
41:26
T-Time
Ooh. Yay. Played a drinking game. Yay. Faked sobriety.
41:31
Hermajesty
Yay.
41:32
T-Time
I did it.
41:33
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
41:35
T-Time
Very recently flirted with a stranger to get a free drink. Nay.
41:39
T-Time
Nay.
41:40
T-Time
Is that all? Nays. That's our first.
41:43
T-Time
All.
41:43
T-Time
Nay.
41:43
Hermajesty
That's our first name.
41:45
T-Time
That's question 35. It took 36. Taking alcohol from your parents. Yay. They give it to me.
41:52
3 Bears in a Coat
They gave it to me.
41:52
T-Time
My parents are badass. Smoked weed.
41:55
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
41:56
T-Time
Done edibles. Yay. Hit a bong.
41:59
Hermajesty
Yay.
42:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:01
T-Time
Yay.
42:02
T-Time
Nicotine vaped.
42:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:05
T-Time
Smoked a cigarette. Nay.
42:06
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:07
T-Time
So sad to hear that. Cocaine. Or a equivalently strong drug.
42:11
Hermajesty
Yay.
42:12
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:14
T-Time
I heard some Yays. Had a fake id. Nay.
42:17
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:18
T-Time
Had a fake ID confiscated. Nay. Is that all nays.
42:22
Hermajesty
All nays.
42:23
3 Bears in a Coat
I think all nays. Yeah.
42:24
T-Time
Wow.
42:24
T-Time
Oh, look at. Look at those of us who hold fake IDs, being so responsible with them. Used to fake to buy alcohol and drugs.
42:31
Hermajesty
Yay.
42:32
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:33
T-Time
Used a fake ID to get into a bar club.
42:35
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:36
T-Time
Had the police called on you?
42:38
Hermajesty
Yay.
42:38
Rainbow Riot
Nay. No.
42:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:41
T-Time
Almost gotten in trouble with school or law. Yay.
42:45
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
42:46
T-Time
Nice. Showered with a member of the preferred sex. Yeah.
42:51
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
42:52
T-Time
You know, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't like.
42:55
3 Bears in a Coat
Seems really, like, slippery.
42:57
T-Time
Like, it was.
42:58
Hermajesty
Well, Charles Boyle for this. For our second Brooklyn nine.
43:01
Eubanks
Nine.
43:01
T-Time
Nice. Nice.
43:03
Hermajesty
Charles Boyle does say that shampooing someone's hair is the most intimate thing you can do.
43:07
T-Time
I'll grab someone's back.
43:09
3 Bears in a Coat
I get cold really easily.
43:10
T-Time
Yeah.
43:11
3 Bears in a Coat
And I. I like.
43:12
T-Time
Tommy has.
43:14
Hermajesty
Tommy is.
43:14
T-Time
Hated that he wants to say something. Tommy, please.
43:17
Eubanks
I was just making a face. It really depends on this, like, the size of the shower.
43:21
T-Time
I guess that's a good point. That's fair. That's fair.
43:23
Eubanks
If it's like a standalone shower thing,.
43:26
T-Time
If you've never had anyone get those hard to reach places, that is a pleasure that I just wish upon all of you.
43:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Attraction to it. But I mean, my shower time is my like sacred time. That is where I drink a tea, listen to the BBC. I need what? I've got the BBC here and I've got a tea here. I can set it down on the ledge if I want to.
43:53
T-Time
Like the British.
43:55
T-Time
The British Broadcasting Channel.
43:57
3 Bears in a Coat
British Broadcasting Corporation.
43:58
Eubanks
So with this, with the shower tea, do you just turn the water on hot and put the teabag in?
44:04
3 Bears in a Coat
No.
44:04
T-Time
Fair question.
44:05
3 Bears in a Coat
Actually, I couldn't. No.
44:08
Hermajesty
Do you tape the tea bag to the shower head?
44:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
44:11
T-Time
So it's actually just tea?
44:13
Hermajesty
It's actually just tea, yeah.
44:15
3 Bears in a Coat
No, I do a strong Earl Grey about two minutes before I turn my shower on. It's hot. Hot. All hot all the way. And the 50s, maybe a little lush product.
44:31
Rainbow Riot
Some tea sounds so nice.
44:33
3 Bears in a Coat
British Broadcasting Corporation on my phone.
44:36
Hermajesty
BBC in one hand, tea in the other.
44:38
T-Time
What can you do?
44:39
T-Time
Again, had to clarify.
44:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Did not even.
44:41
Hermajesty
British core.
44:42
T-Time
British core.
44:43
Rainbow Riot
What brand of tea do you use?
44:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, PG Tips. Never lift it.
44:49
T-Time
Tips.
44:53
T-Time
Number 50 on the innocence test given. Received a hickey. Yay.
44:57
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
44:58
Rainbow Riot
Why did that come after the cocaine?
45:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Look, this is really.
45:03
T-Time
We're about to. Like most of the rest of this is pretty well organized.
45:08
3 Bears in a Coat
The hard.
45:09
T-Time
We're halfway through. We're halfway through. We're really turning it on. Had slash. Given someone blue balls. Yay.
45:19
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
45:19
T-Time
Yay. I actually almost threw up one time. It was so bad. Felt like I didn't need in the balls. I. I truly almost threw up.
45:27
Hermajesty
I've never had it that bad.
45:29
T-Time
Oh, my God. It was. It was so bad.
45:30
3 Bears in a Coat
That was horrendous.
45:32
T-Time
I was. That's a very kind. I was very early in high school and very inexperienced and it was. Anyway.
45:41
Hermajesty
Hey, you can just cut off like.
45:42
T-Time
Yes, I can. Someone else made you orgasm. Yay.
45:47
Hermajesty
Nay.
45:48
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Not another person, though.
45:51
T-Time
Yeah, yeah.
45:52
T-Time
That's a woman moment. Unfortunately. Cheated. Been cheated on. Been cheated with. Yay.
45:59
Hermajesty
Let's go.
46:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
46:01
T-Time
Let's go. Gotten cheated on.
46:02
T-Time
Gay.
46:04
T-Time
Bought plan B. Yay.
46:06
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
46:06
T-Time
Okay. Sure. Bought birth control. Yay.
46:09
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
46:09
T-Time
Even bought condoms.
46:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Well, I mean, that's.
46:12
Hermajesty
That's contraception.
46:15
3 Bears in a Coat
I have a form of birth control. I don't buy it in a. I don't buy it in store, but it is.
46:21
T-Time
I buy games on steam. It's Actually, just my. My overwhelming personality. So what are we feeling on bot birth control?
46:29
T-Time
Sorry.
46:30
T-Time
I got probably a year. Okay. We'll say yeah.
46:33
3 Bears in a Coat
We'll say yeah.
46:34
T-Time
My insurance given head.
46:35
Eubanks
Yay.
46:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
46:38
Rainbow Riot
That is a power move.
46:39
T-Time
That is a power move.
46:41
T-Time
Hang on.
46:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Receive.
46:45
T-Time
DJ Khaled looking ass received head.
46:49
Hermajesty
Yay.
46:50
T-Time
There it is. Used a sex toy. Yay. Spent the night with a member of the preferred sex mps.
46:57
Hermajesty
Yay.
46:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
46:59
T-Time
Not even in the. Not even in the wagon. Oh, wow.
47:02
3 Bears in a Coat
They don't sell. Not in the wagon.
47:04
T-Time
Rosie sends them away. I do been walked in on while engaging in a sexual act. Nay. Oh, I'm so. I'm so curious. Sorry.
47:15
Eubanks
Tell me you never lock the door while you're pleasuring yourself.
47:19
Rainbow Riot
Hey, I did it with the door open. To be like. Is her dominance to not be, like, conspicuous? Because.
47:30
T-Time
Wow, what a brave take.
47:32
3 Bears in a Coat
It really worked out really well.
47:33
T-Time
What a brave take.
47:34
Rainbow Riot
I was high school. I never closed my door even to sleep because it made me uncomfortable.
47:40
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
47:41
Rainbow Riot
Because I felt like I'm also, like, a very paranoid person.
47:44
T-Time
Okay, sure.
47:45
Rainbow Riot
Someone in the corner. And then, like, me closing the door made me claustrophobic. So I always had my door open.
47:50
T-Time
Right.
47:50
Hermajesty
So you were like.
47:51
T-Time
Well, certainly that means that. Jeez. I. That's an astonishing assumption.
47:57
3 Bears in a Coat
My mom walked in on me to tell me that the tacos for taco Tuesday were ready.
48:06
Hermajesty
Wow.
48:07
3 Bears in a Coat
She was like, oh, my God.
48:09
T-Time
Oh, my God.
48:10
Hermajesty
I've been watching on, like, making out. But I, like, I wouldn't say anything more than that.
48:14
3 Bears in a Coat
The worst food I could not think of.
48:18
T-Time
That is definitely up there. Like, you got tacos. You got roast beef. Which would be funny.
48:23
3 Bears in a Coat
It's like in the movies where she was like.
48:25
T-Time
She was like, the eggplant parm is ready.
48:27
3 Bears in a Coat
Talking. She was talking before she got into the room.
48:31
T-Time
I get you.
48:31
3 Bears in a Coat
She's like, oh, my God.
48:35
T-Time
That's good. Wow.
48:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
48:38
T-Time
This one. This one, I'm more than happy to clarify if it's not clear. This one is sexiled. A roommate.
48:43
3 Bears in a Coat
Sorry.
48:44
T-Time
That is exiled. A roommate for sexual purposes to engage in sexual acts. You've gotten rid of a roommate.
48:49
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Nay. Nay.
48:51
T-Time
Had sex. Which is astonishing that we're at this just now. Yay.
48:55
Hermajesty
Yay.
48:56
T-Time
Any Virginia,.
48:59
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm a virgin.
48:59
T-Time
Wow. You own a shot. You owned a shaggin wagon for years.
49:05
3 Bears in a Coat
I said no. Shagging occurred in the show.
49:08
T-Time
It's definitely. Yeah, it was definitely just a snogger.
49:10
3 Bears in a Coat
I knew this was gonna come. I figured it'd be a Little bit of a bomb. Yeah.
49:12
T-Time
Wow. This is.
49:13
T-Time
This is astonishing.
49:14
T-Time
I know.
49:15
T-Time
Had. Had sex three or more times in one night. Y' all are way cooler than me. Sti or std? Tested. Nay.
49:25
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
49:26
T-Time
I've been tested just in case.
49:28
T-Time
No, just tested.
49:29
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
49:30
T-Time
Had car sex. Yay. You owned a. You owned a Shagen wagon. I'm sorry.
49:36
3 Bears in a Coat
That's why I stopped myself. Cause I was like, what counts as.
49:40
T-Time
I feel like if you get to third base in the wagon, that totally counts.
49:44
3 Bears in a Coat
I never stole home, though. Like, Well, I. I mean, hey, you stole home.
49:48
Hermajesty
It sounds like you didn't steal home. You said previously home was stolen.
49:53
3 Bears in a Coat
I did not steal home, but home was. Well, baseball's too much for me.
49:59
T-Time
Yeah, I really don't understand the baseball metaphor. We can move on. Had sex in public. Nay, Nay.
50:06
T-Time
Yay.
50:10
T-Time
Thanks, Grant. Where? I just need to know. I don't need any other details.
50:15
3 Bears in a Coat
The Wegmans. Oh, on the beach.
50:18
T-Time
Wait, which time?
50:19
Hermajesty
Time.
50:21
T-Time
Any.
50:21
Hermajesty
Pick one.
50:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Pick one.
50:22
T-Time
Pick one.
50:23
3 Bears in a Coat
Pick your best. Yeah.
50:24
T-Time
Beach or river?
50:25
3 Bears in a Coat
River.
50:27
T-Time
Actually, I'm kind of. I kind of get river.
50:29
3 Bears in a Coat
I get that, like, on, like, a rock. Like, was it, like, romantic? Was it, like, cottage core river? Like, was it, like, on a rock?
50:34
T-Time
Just the Hawk. The extreme. Oh, my God. Was it really the hawk?
50:43
T-Time
It was absolutely the hoh.
50:45
T-Time
Yeah, that makes sense. Used a.
50:47
Hermajesty
Wait, was it. Was it a stump hump?
50:49
T-Time
No. What?
50:49
Hermajesty
Okay.
50:50
3 Bears in a Coat
What?
50:51
T-Time
You weren't in the river, though.
50:52
T-Time
I, I, I. I made out in the river, but I didn't.
50:55
T-Time
Okay, good. Okay, that's like. That's really unsafe.
50:58
Rainbow Riot
I know.
50:59
T-Time
Yeah. We didn't do anything after.
51:00
3 Bears in a Coat
Okay.
51:01
T-Time
Yeah. Use a blindfold or handcuffs in bed. Nay.
51:05
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
51:06
T-Time
Yay.
51:06
Eubanks
What would you consider handcuffs?
51:08
3 Bears in a Coat
Handcuffs if.
51:09
T-Time
If it holds your arms down.
51:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Were they pink and sparkly?
51:12
T-Time
Not someone else. Like, a belt counts.
51:17
Eubanks
Okay.
51:17
T-Time
I know. Yeah, I understand.
51:21
3 Bears in a Coat
I need to say. I need to confirm that.
51:24
T-Time
You need to correct.
51:25
3 Bears in a Coat
I need to correct you.
51:26
T-Time
All good.
51:27
T-Time
Joined the Mile High Club Fair.
51:32
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
51:33
T-Time
Guys, I'm flying to New York. Mile High Club with my family.
51:38
Eubanks
You on a plane.
51:39
T-Time
Guns.
51:39
T-Time
Yeah.
51:40
T-Time
Yeah.
51:40
3 Bears in a Coat
That should be a Kanye west lyric.
51:42
Rainbow Riot
That sounds like it would be terrible, honestly.
51:43
Hermajesty
Yeah.
51:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Like an old plane.
51:46
T-Time
This one. Oh, this one is just a question mark, which confused me for a moment until I realized what number we're on.
51:53
3 Bears in a Coat
Is it 69?
51:54
T-Time
It is 69.
51:54
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
51:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Less 69, more like 56. Like, it was like, a.
52:03
T-Time
It wasn't successful, but that would have killed my 50s.
52:08
3 Bears in a Coat
Not a successful window.
52:09
T-Time
Understood. I'M astonished on how you. How you managed to have an unsuccessful. I feel like it's not a complicated, funny number. All right. Threesome.
52:21
Hermajesty
Nay.
52:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay, nay.
52:24
T-Time
That's all nays. Wow. Only a few things have shaken out differently in my life.
52:31
Hermajesty
Same.
52:32
T-Time
Yeah. Been. I'm gonna assume this is a nay then. Been a part of an origin.
52:38
3 Bears in a Coat
That's a lot of work, nay. That's way too much work for one.
52:43
T-Time
Person by technicality and definition.
52:46
T-Time
I don't know what that means.
52:47
Hermajesty
It's a long story. We don't have time for.
52:49
T-Time
Oh, wow.
52:49
3 Bears in a Coat
Okay, go to the next one. Go next.
52:51
T-Time
All right, all right. Have a body count greater than five. Nay, nay.
52:56
T-Time
Wait, I gotta recount.
52:57
T-Time
It doesn't matter. We already got one. Yay. I mean, I'm curious, but like, is.
53:00
T-Time
There gonna be a. Another follow up question that's gonna be. No.
53:04
T-Time
No.
53:04
T-Time
Okay.
53:06
T-Time
Made a sex tape. Thanks, Grant.
53:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Thank you.
53:11
T-Time
I mean, it wasn't like a. Wasn't like a Kim Kardashian.
53:13
T-Time
No, I get you. I understand.
53:15
Hermajesty
I mean, it's no comeback.
53:16
T-Time
It's just shit. One of the all time best Parks and Rec outtakes. Truly done anal.
53:27
T-Time
You're really gonna make me be the silly. I'm not gonna elaborate on that.
53:32
Rainbow Riot
Yay.
53:33
T-Time
Okay. That's all I needed.
53:34
3 Bears in a Coat
Wait.
53:36
T-Time
Yeah. What's up, Rose? Why are you looking at me? I know exactly what look is going on over there.
53:42
Eubanks
I know what look is going on.
53:47
Hermajesty
Yes, absolutely.
53:49
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
53:51
T-Time
Really?
53:54
Hermajesty
This is a post podcast discussion.
53:57
T-Time
This is absolutely. For the benefit of the listener, for.
54:00
Hermajesty
The benefit of the reader, I cannot.
54:01
T-Time
Tell you what's going on.
54:03
Hermajesty
For the benefit of the listener.
54:04
T-Time
For the benefit of the listener. We're going to move on.
54:06
3 Bears in a Coat
I'll give that a yay. But we'll move on to it.
54:07
T-Time
Okay. Period. Sex. Nay.
54:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
54:11
T-Time
Fair.
54:11
3 Bears in a Coat
I don't. No. I mean, no.
54:13
T-Time
You got your red wings. Nice.
54:16
3 Bears in a Coat
Solid.
54:17
T-Time
Bought a pregnancy test. Nay.
54:19
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
54:20
T-Time
Is that all? Yay. Nice. Been pregnant or gotten someone pregnant?
54:26
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay, nay.
54:27
T-Time
Good choice. Gay saying. Streaked. Nay.
54:32
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
54:32
Hermajesty
Nah.
54:33
Eubanks
To what degree? You know, like across the house. You forgot your towel.
54:36
T-Time
No, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. Streaking implies in public.
54:39
Eubanks
Okay.
54:40
T-Time
Does it have to be in front of other people?
54:42
3 Bears in a Coat
Skinny dip. I don't know.
54:44
T-Time
I think that's counts.
54:45
Hermajesty
The next one.
54:46
T-Time
Yeah, that is the next one.
54:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Skinny dips.
54:51
T-Time
That tracks.
54:52
3 Bears in a Coat
Seeing a hay stripper for the first time. Time two nights ago.
54:57
T-Time
Wow.
54:58
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
54:58
T-Time
Izzy had a good time.
55:00
3 Bears in a Coat
It was a. It was a gay club. Like, it was Not. And it was male. He was not interested.
55:03
T-Time
Was it? Does it start with an L?
55:07
3 Bears in a Coat
I went there afterwards.
55:08
T-Time
Okay, I know what you're talking about.
55:09
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
55:10
T-Time
Have you run from the police?
55:12
Hermajesty
Yay.
55:13
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
55:13
T-Time
Nay.
55:13
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
55:14
T-Time
Nay. Not that I remember. At least.
55:17
T-Time
Been questioned by or handcuffed by the police? Yay.
55:20
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
55:21
T-Time
Nay.
55:21
3 Bears in a Coat
New to the first part.
55:23
T-Time
Wait.
55:23
Hermajesty
God, are you been handcuffed?
55:24
T-Time
No. I was questioned by the police.
55:27
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
55:28
T-Time
Oh.
55:28
Hermajesty
I mean, I guess I have. Yeah.
55:29
T-Time
Yeah. Committed vandalism.
55:32
Hermajesty
Yay.
55:32
T-Time
Nay. I'm very boring. Driven under the influence. Nay. Nay.
55:38
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay, Please. Nay.
55:39
T-Time
Of alcohol. Nay.
55:41
T-Time
It just says influence.
55:43
3 Bears in a Coat
Were you influenced?
55:44
T-Time
I'd give it a nay.
55:45
T-Time
Okay. It's a hesitant nay. It's a hesitant nay. Texted while driving.
55:49
Hermajesty
Nay.
55:50
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
55:51
T-Time
I was at a stoplight. Gotten a tattoo. Nay.
55:55
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
55:57
T-Time
No one has any tattoos in this game. That is astonishing. Pierced something other than your ears? Nay.
56:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
56:04
T-Time
The veil.
56:08
T-Time
Right. We are at a radio station. Stolen something.
56:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah. It's on accident.
56:14
T-Time
Someone stole it and then gave it to me, and I had to live with the guilt. Crashed a car. Not to a significant degree.
56:23
3 Bears in a Coat
Was there a scuffle? Little on the road? Little fender bender?
56:26
Hermajesty
A kerfuffle?
56:27
T-Time
Like, not.
56:28
3 Bears in a Coat
Not even a fender bender kerfuffle.
56:30
T-Time
I'll give it a kerfuffle. Blocked someone on social media.
56:33
Rainbow Riot
Yay.
56:34
T-Time
Gotten kicked out of a party.
56:36
Hermajesty
Nay.
56:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Nay. Nay. I left. I didn't get kicked out. Nay.
56:43
T-Time
That's fair.
56:43
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
56:43
T-Time
Oh, we're all great guests being at a party that got raided.
56:48
Hermajesty
Yay.
56:48
T-Time
Nay.
56:49
T-Time
Really?
56:50
Rainbow Riot
No.
56:50
3 Bears in a Coat
No. Then I. If you're saying nay, then I'm saying nay.
56:52
T-Time
I'm not cool enough for that.
56:53
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah.
56:54
Hermajesty
Yeah. It was rough.
56:56
3 Bears in a Coat
Yep.
56:56
T-Time
Snuck out. Nay.
56:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
56:59
T-Time
Yay.
57:00
3 Bears in a Coat
It's a good memory. Yeah.
57:01
Rainbow Riot
Good for you.
57:02
T-Time
Had coronavirus.
57:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
57:05
T-Time
Nay, nay.
57:06
T-Time
Is that all nays?
57:08
Hermajesty
All nays.
57:08
3 Bears in a Coat
I think it's all naysay.
57:10
Eubanks
Horse dewormer.
57:11
T-Time
I mean, yeah. Obviously had a crush on a teacher. Yay. My fourth grade. My fourth grade teacher. Yeah.
57:23
T-Time
That's a MILF dart.
57:25
T-Time
MILF dart.
57:26
Hermajesty
Or the Delft.
57:27
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm thinking of my favorite history professor.
57:30
T-Time
White's always history professors, and it was history professors at every school except for mine.
57:35
3 Bears in a Coat
I think mine I should get. Really? Because it was the professor and the.
57:39
T-Time
TA My school, it was math teachers.
57:42
Rainbow Riot
Oh. Mine was the psych professor, but I never knew what he looked like. But he did like podcasts and I.
57:49
3 Bears in a Coat
Sexy voice.
57:50
Rainbow Riot
I did well in that class because I listened to his podcast so much.
57:54
T-Time
Wow.
57:56
Eubanks
My high school history Teacher was ex military, and she was scary, but.
58:03
T-Time
Scary.
58:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Scary but arousing.
58:06
Hermajesty
Wow.
58:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Mine was not high school either. Mine was just college, never high school.
58:12
T-Time
That's not better. I don't think. Stalk someone's Snapchat location. This is question 96. We have five more. Stalk someone's Snapchat location.
58:20
Hermajesty
Yay.
58:20
T-Time
Yay. This is the worst that there is.
58:22
3 Bears in a Coat
I don't care where people are.
58:23
T-Time
Yeah, this is 96. 97 Through 100 are much different. 97 Gotten with two or more people in the same friend group.
58:31
Hermajesty
Yay.
58:32
T-Time
Yay.
58:32
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay.
58:33
T-Time
Wait, give me a second.
58:34
T-Time
I'm not proud.
58:35
Hermajesty
Yay.
58:36
Rainbow Riot
Yay.
58:37
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Nay.
58:39
T-Time
Whole snap best friends list has been love interests. Nay.
58:43
Rainbow Riot
Nay.
58:44
T-Time
Nay.
58:45
3 Bears in a Coat
Can you reread that?
58:46
T-Time
What does that mean if your whole Snapchat best friends list has been people that you were interested in?
58:50
T-Time
I regularly talk to myself, sister. So no.
58:53
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, I have some, like, friends on me.
58:55
T-Time
I really just don't use Snapchat enough.
58:56
3 Bears in a Coat
I say nay.
58:58
T-Time
Gotten with someone three or more years older than you.
59:02
Hermajesty
Nay.
59:02
3 Bears in a Coat
Yay.
59:03
T-Time
Nay. Gotten with someone three or more years younger than you.
59:10
Rainbow Riot
Nay.
59:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Nay. Nay.
59:12
T-Time
That's good.
59:13
3 Bears in a Coat
Yep.
59:13
T-Time
Well, guys, we did so bad. We got. Well, we had done 89 of the 100 things listed.
59:21
Hermajesty
They were pretty cool.
59:23
3 Bears in a Coat
I mean, I think that makes us pretty sick.
59:26
T-Time
I think that's pretty impressive. Yeah. Wow. What a journey. Thanks, guys.
59:31
Eubanks
This is a.
59:31
3 Bears in a Coat
You're welcome.
59:32
T-Time
Lovely little adventure.
59:33
Hermajesty
Lovely little adventure. Now, let's pivot. So for the burgeoning sound effects department here at no Things Considered, do you guys think that we can bring a vegan ham into the studio? Because it does not count as food, and I want sound effects.
59:49
3 Bears in a Coat
Our advisor says. Said it is not food.
59:52
T-Time
What? What do you need the ham for? What do you need to make with it?
59:57
Hermajesty
With BBC Radio cereals?
59:58
T-Time
Sure, sure.
59:59
Hermajesty
They'd smack the hams or they drop it or they'd make. They'd be like, you know, like the pow.
01:00:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Yep.
01:00:05
Hermajesty
Like the.
01:00:06
3 Bears in a Coat
Yep.
01:00:06
Hermajesty
Yeah.
01:00:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Very familiar. Very familiar. Interesting.
01:00:09
Hermajesty
We need Slinkies.
01:00:10
T-Time
Sure, sure.
01:00:11
3 Bears in a Coat
Do you have a Slinky?
01:00:12
Eubanks
I have a slide whistle.
01:00:13
Hermajesty
Oh.
01:00:14
T-Time
I mean, that's phenomenal.
01:00:15
Hermajesty
That's incredible.
01:00:16
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
01:00:16
T-Time
Slide whistle's such a good bit.
01:00:18
Hermajesty
I want pure, practical sound effect.
01:00:21
3 Bears in a Coat
Impractical jokers.
01:00:23
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
01:00:24
T-Time
Why?
01:00:24
Hermajesty
You'll never believe me, bud.
01:00:25
Eubanks
You'll never believe me, but casting call for a Foley artist for no things.
01:00:29
T-Time
Oh, my God.
01:00:30
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, my God. You know the word Foley? No.
01:00:32
Eubanks
Absolutely.
01:00:33
3 Bears in a Coat
Nice. Oh, does everyone know the word Foley? I thought it was Just a cool Snapchat story thing. Cuz they show like what do In my job? And it's like a Foley artist.
01:00:41
T-Time
Oh, it does a weird job though.
01:00:43
3 Bears in a Coat
They do make. They make sound for thing.
01:00:45
Hermajesty
That's cool.
01:00:46
T-Time
They make noise.
01:00:47
3 Bears in a Coat
They make noise.
01:00:48
Eubanks
Slap things together.
01:00:48
T-Time
But they make specific noises.
01:00:50
3 Bears in a Coat
Like if there was like a bird, you could be like they'd be in the studio. Like that's not a sound that birds make.
01:00:59
T-Time
Yeah, I get you. I'll bring it all.
01:01:01
Hermajesty
Oh, yeah.
01:01:01
T-Time
Or like.
01:01:03
Hermajesty
Jimmy's mom. Jimmy.
01:01:08
T-Time
Jimmy's mom.
01:01:12
3 Bears in a Coat
Such a weird chorus of voices.
01:01:17
Rainbow Riot
It's like.
01:01:20
T-Time
I'm sure I've talked about my podcast. Everyone talks in a Ben Shapiro.
01:01:26
T-Time
I would much rather listen to that than this. I'd much rather listen to three Ben Shapiro layered on top of one another than this.
01:01:33
T-Time
That was the whole idea for the podcast.
01:01:35
T-Time
I think that's so fair.
01:01:36
3 Bears in a Coat
I would love like a three ass.
01:01:42
T-Time
Wow. I'm sorry, listeners, you didn't deserve that.
01:01:45
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm sorry.
01:01:45
Hermajesty
I like to elaborate that there was a premeditated Carl Weezer break in the docket. Yeah, we didn't just do it.
01:01:52
T-Time
That one was on the schedule.
01:01:54
Hermajesty
It was planned.
01:01:55
T-Time
Oh, my gosh.
01:01:56
Rainbow Riot
People at work call me crushing sore. Cause I'm short and have asthma.
01:02:00
T-Time
What? Rosie, Rosie.
01:02:05
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm not stupid.
01:02:06
Hermajesty
Explain yourself.
01:02:07
3 Bears in a Coat
I knew what I was doing.
01:02:08
Hermajesty
Explain yourself.
01:02:08
3 Bears in a Coat
I like him smart. I like him intelligent. And Carl's.
01:02:11
Hermajesty
You know what the main character in that show's main thing is?
01:02:14
T-Time
That's true.
01:02:15
T-Time
That's true.
01:02:16
3 Bears in a Coat
No, no.
01:02:17
T-Time
Carl's.
01:02:18
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm gonna. No, shut up. I'm gonna die on this hill because. Okay, Jimmy, Carl, we.
01:02:23
T-Time
Than Jimmy Neutron.
01:02:24
Hermajesty
You fucking idiot. You fucking idiot.
01:02:26
T-Time
Jimmy's last name is.
01:02:28
3 Bears in a Coat
I never cared. I like Jimmy's dad. And I liked Carl, Jimmy's dad.
01:02:34
Hermajesty
Jimmy's dad's phenomenal.
01:02:35
T-Time
Yeah.
01:02:36
3 Bears in a Coat
Jimmy said fucks.
01:02:37
T-Time
What a himbo.
01:02:39
T-Time
Absolute himbo.
01:02:40
3 Bears in a Coat
The tie. Honestly, that's a real himbo, Carl. I can't remember which episode, but they made a joke about rolling Carl down the street, like by his body.
01:02:50
T-Time
Yeah. The man is a sphere.
01:02:52
Hermajesty
He's spherical.
01:02:52
3 Bears in a Coat
I feel bad for him.
01:02:53
T-Time
He is a sphere.
01:02:55
Hermajesty
Controls the time at which lobsters die.
01:02:56
3 Bears in a Coat
I think Carl deserves some love. And so I made that like a really strong identity point.
01:03:02
Hermajesty
Wow, you're just a champion for the underdog.
01:03:06
3 Bears in a Coat
I love an underdog.
01:03:07
Hermajesty
I love a Weezer because I love llamas.
01:03:14
3 Bears in a Coat
I love Carl. I can't do this one.
01:03:19
Hermajesty
Spear. Euphoric.
01:03:20
T-Time
Yeah.
01:03:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Carl, Jimmy's dad and Sunshine from Remember the Titans are my top three undertones.
01:03:28
T-Time
Sheen, I got such a big dude.
01:03:30
T-Time
Planet Sheen shout out Planet Machine. That show was not good.
01:03:35
Hermajesty
That was after my time. I did not watch it.
01:03:38
3 Bears in a Coat
I hated Sheen. I hated his voice. I hated his skinny little body. I hated everything about him.
01:03:43
T-Time
Skinny little body. Wow.
01:03:45
Hermajesty
So for the minute of the radio, what does everybody thinks? What does everybody think a Cash Cab fake Taxi crossover episode look like?
01:03:55
3 Bears in a Coat
Absolutely not seen either.
01:04:04
T-Time
I really got caught up with this buoyant laugh. That's so brilliant. That's such a good pairing. What do you mean? Wait, is that just hit you so hard?
01:04:14
T-Time
I've never heard anyone just make it.
01:04:17
T-Time
It's so good.
01:04:18
3 Bears in a Coat
That was buoyant.
01:04:20
T-Time
Wow. Oh, my God.
01:04:21
3 Bears in a Coat
Is, are any, are either of those shows the one where you get in the cab and there's like fun lights.
01:04:25
Hermajesty
And there's like Cash Cab hosted by Ben Bailey. Previously on the Discovery Network at 9pm and now on the Bravo Network.
01:04:32
T-Time
Yes. Fake taxi.
01:04:34
Hermajesty
Fake season 14.
01:04:35
3 Bears in a Coat
Is he a housewife?
01:04:36
T-Time
Is very dissimilar.
01:04:38
T-Time
Fake Taxi.
01:04:38
3 Bears in a Coat
What is fake Taxi?
01:04:39
T-Time
Alternative payments for cabs.
01:04:42
Eubanks
Services.
01:04:43
T-Time
Services again posted to black and orange themed website.
01:04:47
T-Time
It's a mind.
01:04:48
3 Bears in a Coat
It's a British payment plans for services right there.
01:04:55
Hermajesty
Yeah.
01:04:55
T-Time
I mean, similar ones to like, I.
01:04:57
T-Time
Don't know, an extra sausage pizza or something.
01:04:59
T-Time
Sure, sure. This isn't a, this is a, this isn't a peach bathtub.
01:05:08
Hermajesty
Not in front of my salad.
01:05:10
Eubanks
Guy is from Fuquay Varina.
01:05:12
T-Time
Oh, no way. I, I, he is not.
01:05:15
Eubanks
He is from Fuquay Varina.
01:05:16
T-Time
Does he do like signings?
01:05:20
Hermajesty
Can I interview him?
01:05:21
T-Time
Can I interview him?
01:05:22
Eubanks
All I know is that he was.
01:05:23
T-Time
Can he come on the show?
01:05:25
Eubanks
Can we get that guy on the show?
01:05:26
T-Time
Can we get that guy on the show?
01:05:27
Eubanks
He's a bathtub guy.
01:05:29
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
01:05:29
3 Bears in a Coat
Where is she from? I want to know about her.
01:05:32
T-Time
I mean, she really was, she really had the acting chops.
01:05:36
3 Bears in a Coat
She has a story, damn it. And I want to hear it.
01:05:38
T-Time
I don't know. Wow. Holy cow.
01:05:40
3 Bears in a Coat
She is the star.
01:05:42
T-Time
I'm just saying that name over and over.
01:05:43
Hermajesty
Yeah, I know.
01:05:44
T-Time
I, I noticed.
01:05:44
T-Time
I wasn't gonna say anything, but it's making you uncomfortable.
01:05:47
Hermajesty
Yeah.
01:05:48
T-Time
What? Her name is Lisa Ann.
01:05:49
T-Time
Her name is one of the most.
01:05:51
T-Time
Popular porn stars of all time.
01:05:52
3 Bears in a Coat
We've been over this.
01:05:53
Eubanks
I don't watch, like the main MILF stereotype I read.
01:05:57
T-Time
Well, yeah, but like, you know,.
01:06:06
Hermajesty
I believe the quote goes, most of my.
01:06:08
3 Bears in a Coat
Sexual education comes From.
01:06:09
Hermajesty
I don't just read them for Harry St. I read them for the plot, and the plot just happens to be Harry Styles.
01:06:14
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, that was something I said. Yeah, it's true. That's where. That is where most of my sexual education comes from.
01:06:23
Hermajesty
Wow.
01:06:24
3 Bears in a Coat
I started at the ripe old age of 12, and I just never looked back.
01:06:26
Hermajesty
I'd like to say that yesterday Grant said. Wait, we still talking about Bussy?
01:06:33
T-Time
That was a good one, though. I did like that clip.
01:06:35
T-Time
Not gonna explain.
01:06:36
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, yeah, you guys hung out with them.
01:06:38
Hermajesty
I did see that you were very much invited.
01:06:40
T-Time
You were invited.
01:06:42
Hermajesty
You said, I'm busy tonight.
01:06:44
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, apologies.
01:06:46
Eubanks
I don't remember.
01:06:47
3 Bears in a Coat
Yeah, sorry. Next time I'm busy, just tell me I'm not and then I'll come.
01:06:51
Hermajesty
Oh, I did see you at Witherspoon. I was like, huh. Rosie doesn't look very busy.
01:06:54
3 Bears in a Coat
I was doing work. I was doing work on the second floor of Witherspoon, which is. Has a very nice little veranda situation.
01:07:00
T-Time
Yeah, that's a nice veranda. What's up, Tommy?
01:07:03
Eubanks
Did y' all hear Reese got stabbed?
01:07:05
3 Bears in a Coat
Reese Withers?
01:07:06
T-Time
No.
01:07:07
Eubanks
With a knife.
01:07:10
T-Time
Rosie, there's no way that's the first time you've heard that.
01:07:13
3 Bears in a Coat
It's the first time.
01:07:14
T-Time
Oh, that's astonishing.
01:07:16
T-Time
Also the first time I've heard it, by the way.
01:07:18
Hermajesty
Yeah.
01:07:18
Eubanks
Really?
01:07:19
Hermajesty
That took me a second.
01:07:20
T-Time
What? Tommy, I'm with you on that one.
01:07:23
T-Time
I did not think about Reese Witherspoon because I'm not a corporate sheep.
01:07:27
Eubanks
I don't even know any movies.
01:07:31
Hermajesty
Legally. Mike Tyson, Tommy Home Again.
01:07:35
Eubanks
Wasn't she Sweet Home Alabama? She was.
01:07:37
3 Bears in a Coat
I love that movie. I love Sweet home Alabama. I don't love the plot, but I do like the movie.
01:07:44
Hermajesty
All right, quick correction segment. Rosie does not only read McBeardy fan fiction, she also reads Ram era Paul McCartney fan fiction.
01:07:53
T-Time
That is an important distinction.
01:07:55
3 Bears in a Coat
1971.
01:07:56
T-Time
Ram.
01:07:56
Hermajesty
Ram. Ram.
01:07:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Ram.
01:07:59
Hermajesty
RAM.
01:08:00
T-Time
This is an interesting segment. We found out this very important fact about Rosie just a few days ago. Rosie does not know what Ram Ranch is.
01:08:08
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, my God.
01:08:09
T-Time
And I'm very curious.
01:08:10
Hermajesty
Rosie Ranch, do you want to do a dramatic reading of the lyrics? Tommy, get over here.
01:08:15
3 Bears in a Coat
In my mind.
01:08:16
T-Time
Can I ask Rosie, what do you think it is?
01:08:18
3 Bears in a Coat
So here's my. When you told me Ram Ranch.
01:08:20
T-Time
Yeah.
01:08:21
3 Bears in a Coat
In my mind, that is adjacent to the little kid that did the Fortnite parody. So song.
01:08:27
T-Time
Oh, like were listening to that earlier. Yes. Which were listening to that night.
01:08:31
3 Bears in a Coat
In my mind. Copyright, copyright, copyright in My mind, they're right next to one another. So that's the. That's the only.
01:08:39
T-Time
Wow.
01:08:40
Hermajesty
That is. That is such a poor.
01:08:42
T-Time
That is astonishingly wrong.
01:08:45
3 Bears in a Coat
Is it a porn?
01:08:46
Hermajesty
No, no, it's borderline.
01:08:50
T-Time
It's a. Jason, it's not. Not a porn.
01:08:54
Hermajesty
All right, So I think we should want to explain.
01:08:56
T-Time
I think they're about to shoot.
01:08:58
Hermajesty
Take turns reading each line. Okay, so who wants to go first?
01:09:02
T-Time
Tommy, get into the mic some more.
01:09:03
T-Time
I'll do it.
01:09:04
Hermajesty
Okay.
01:09:05
T-Time
Just, just. It's an experience.
01:09:07
T-Time
18 Naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
01:09:10
Eubanks
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked.
01:09:13
Hermajesty
18 Naked cowboys wanting to be fucked.
01:09:16
T-Time
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
01:09:19
Eubanks
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks.
01:09:21
Hermajesty
Ram Ranch really rocks. Hot, buff, hard cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard.
01:09:28
Eubanks
18 More wild cowboys out in the yard.
01:09:31
T-Time
Big bulging cocks ever so hard.
01:09:33
Hermajesty
Orgy in the shower at Ram Ranch.
01:09:36
Eubanks
Big heart throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt.
01:09:39
T-Time
Like a breed of ram wanting to ride.
01:09:42
Hermajesty
Big heart throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep.
01:09:45
Eubanks
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep.
01:09:47
T-Time
Sleep.
01:09:48
Hermajesty
Ram Ranch, it rocks.
01:09:50
Eubanks
Cowboys love. Big heart throbbing cocks.
01:09:53
Hermajesty
18 Naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
01:09:57
Eubanks
Big heart throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked.
01:10:00
T-Time
18 Nicky Cowboys wanting to be fucked for the last pleasure.
01:10:05
T-Time
Rosie is shaking her hand aggressively in a stomach.
01:10:07
Hermajesty
Showers at Ram Ranch.
01:10:10
Eubanks
Big, hard thro. Big bulging cocks ever so hard.
01:10:14
T-Time
I'm sorry.
01:10:14
T-Time
I lost my place.
01:10:15
Eubanks
I lost my place too.
01:10:16
Hermajesty
It was on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks. Ram Ranch really rocks.
01:10:22
T-Time
Which Ram Ranch is this?
01:10:24
Hermajesty
This is one.
01:10:25
Eubanks
I'm partial to. Ram Ranch 7.
01:10:27
T-Time
7 Is my favorite.
01:10:28
Hermajesty
I like 77.
01:10:30
T-Time
I think we might have to play these after the.
01:10:32
Hermajesty
Wow.
01:10:32
T-Time
Hey, we want to throw a marker on there so we can cut this out later.
01:10:35
Hermajesty
Why would we want to cut that out?
01:10:37
T-Time
Copyright.
01:10:38
3 Bears in a Coat
That's.
01:10:39
T-Time
Yeah. I don't want to get sued by Grant McMahon.
01:10:41
T-Time
I really don't want to get sued by the people, the good people at Ram Rancher. I'm pretty sure he's like a.
01:10:45
Eubanks
Or works in like, money industries.
01:10:47
T-Time
So now that we've. Now that we've introduced Rosie to that. Rosie.
01:10:50
Hermajesty
Rosie is crying.
01:10:51
T-Time
Please tell me how you feel right now. Rosie is very upset.
01:10:56
3 Bears in a Coat
This is this.
01:10:57
Eubanks
What kind of music, backing music do you think Ram Ranch has?
01:11:02
3 Bears in a Coat
It's a song. No, there's just like.
01:11:05
T-Time
It has like. It has like a music bed kind of spoken word. It's a music bed kind of thing. No, that's a post.
01:11:15
Eubanks
An extremely fun riff to play I'll.
01:11:17
T-Time
Have to say I actually buy that. It does sound good existing.
01:11:20
Rainbow Riot
And I'll just hear Ram Ranch so many times.
01:11:24
T-Time
It's such a great way to wake up.
01:11:25
3 Bears in a Coat
I could have gone my whole entire life without knowing.
01:11:30
T-Time
You could have. But now your life is improved for knowing it exists.
01:11:33
3 Bears in a Coat
Certainly not Riot hours worthy, I gotta say.
01:11:36
T-Time
Wow. Whoa.
01:11:39
T-Time
You may have one of the top two shows here at WKNC 88.1, but that doesn't mean you're above playing a little Ram. Ram.
01:11:46
Eubanks
There are 518 ram ranches for you to choose from.
01:11:49
3 Bears in a Coat
To me, it's so. There are so many adjectives that exist.
01:11:54
T-Time
And they really don't use a lot.
01:11:56
3 Bears in a Coat
I think they need to expound beyond.
01:11:59
Hermajesty
Because that's why there are 512 versions of the song.
01:12:02
Eubanks
Huge distinction between Ram Ranch 1 and Ram Ranch 2.
01:12:05
3 Bears in a Coat
What's the difference?
01:12:06
Hermajesty
And Ram Ranch 76.
01:12:07
T-Time
7 Is the best.
01:12:08
T-Time
Ram Ranch is great.
01:12:10
Eubanks
There is a story of Ram Ranch. There is Ram Ranch lore.
01:12:13
T-Time
It's like. It's like a Grimm's Fairy Tales kind of thing.
01:12:15
3 Bears in a Coat
Really good.
01:12:16
T-Time
Ram Ranch is under siege. Under lockdown.
01:12:20
T-Time
This is FBI agencies.
01:12:22
3 Bears in a Coat
Sorry.
01:12:22
T-Time
I need to note that no one is reading from anything anymore. This is all memory.
01:12:28
3 Bears in a Coat
This is off the dome.
01:12:29
T-Time
This is off the dome. That's unbelievable.
01:12:37
Hermajesty
So do you guys think it'd be a fun prank if we put the. But we put HD1 on production mode and then turned Ram chomp all the way in HD1 while Maddie and Jamie could very well share it?
01:12:50
T-Time
I think that would be hilarious. I'll let you do it though. No shot that I'm doing.
01:12:54
T-Time
It don't have to be HD2.
01:12:56
T-Time
Yeah. I don't think HD1 has production.
01:12:58
Hermajesty
Yeah.
01:12:58
T-Time
I think it's. I think it's only air.
01:13:00
3 Bears in a Coat
She's not proddy. Sorry.
01:13:02
T-Time
What if I just, like, create a.
01:13:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Something loose in my brain for some reason?
01:13:07
Eubanks
18 Happy friends at a Clover party.
01:13:10
T-Time
18.
01:13:10
Eubanks
Yeah.
01:13:11
T-Time
Can we make it edit of it and then put it on Riot Hour?
01:13:14
Hermajesty
18 DJs and HD Rainbow Ranch they're bringing.
01:13:19
3 Bears in a Coat
You know what?
01:13:20
Hermajesty
It really reminds me. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
01:13:23
T-Time
I had a song.
01:13:24
3 Bears in a Coat
I think that is mine.
01:13:26
T-Time
I thought that was a song. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
01:13:28
3 Bears in a Coat
That is a song. Why are there.
01:13:31
Rainbow Riot
There's so many.
01:13:32
T-Time
So many songs about rainbows.
01:13:37
Hermajesty
Oliver, the dreamers and me.
01:13:43
Eubanks
Rosie in the studio during riot hours.
01:13:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Debbie can see.
01:13:47
T-Time
Sounds like the normal PR for every show.
01:13:50
3 Bears in a Coat
Debbie can see at 8.1. This is Rainbow Riot only here on HD1 Raleigh at WKNC House.
01:13:55
Hermajesty
All right.
01:13:55
T-Time
Wow.
01:13:55
Hermajesty
We are running out of time. It is time to play Cutter's Jeopardy. Game.
01:13:58
T-Time
Guys, I made a new. I made a new version of Jeopardy. Here's how I've always felt about Jeopardy. I'm going to leave a little preamble because this is my creative creation. It's my baby, and I'm very proud of it. Guys, there's one problem with Jeopardy. Okay? It's. It's a very big problem with Jeopardy. Well, two problems. Number one, too much knowledge is necessary.
01:14:15
3 Bears in a Coat
Alex Trebek.
01:14:16
T-Time
No. All respect due to Alex Trebek.
01:14:18
T-Time
He's a wonderful person.
01:14:18
Hermajesty
Yeah. Rest in peace.
01:14:19
T-Time
No, there are two problems with Jeopardy. Problem number one, too much knowledge required. Too much. It's too hard. Problem number two, some of the answers are kind of vague, right? Like, I feel like some of the.
01:14:31
T-Time
Some of the.
01:14:31
T-Time
I mean answers. And by answers, I of course mean the Jeopardy way of talking about answers, which is what the guests are presented with before having to ask a question. Some of the answers are vague, and I feel like you could have multiple questions that fit those answers. And so I've made subjective Jeopardy. And so all of these answers are things you could give me multiple different questions for. And the more creative your question is, the more points you're gonna get. So they are still based on category. I'll spin it around so everyone can see it for the listener's pleasure. There are five categories. There is. You'll never believe me. But musical madness, Cutter lore, historical inaccuracies, and interesting fact. Just one. They do, in my opinion, they do get harder as you go down the score. But I will take any question.
01:15:18
T-Time
I will take any question that is true for that answer. Then I'm just going to change how many points you get based on. So if the answer is. If the answer is blue and you buzz in and say, oh, what color is the sky? 100 Points tops. That's not a creative question. But if you were like, so, you know, so as you get more esoteric, as long as it's provably true, the.
01:15:39
T-Time
Condition of cutting down with balls when you almost threw up.
01:15:41
T-Time
Yes, that would be. That would get easy 500 points.
01:15:43
Hermajesty
No, that's inaccurate. What is the color?
01:15:46
T-Time
Yeah, you do have to answer the point of question. I will let you know. Slight category clarification. You'll never believe me, but they're all quotes and they're all made up quotes. And I want a question that would lead to that quote being Said, oh, I see. Musical madness is all banned. The questions will all be banned. Cutter lore. That's all stuff that's true about me, but the answers don't have to the questions that you give don't have to be true about me. They can be true about other stuff. They're just related to me. Inherently. Historical inaccuracies is my history. Interesting fact is a fun little bonus, one that whenever someone picks, we'll all get to discover what it is together. I'm gonna do it full chaos style. When you buzz in, just shoot your hand up and I'll call on you. Okay.
01:16:28
Hermajesty
Okay. So we're doing hands.
01:16:29
T-Time
We're doing hands.
01:16:30
Hermajesty
Hand on the table.
01:16:30
T-Time
Hands up. Put your hands on the table. Everybody, hand on the table. Don't smack the microphones when you swing your hands up, by the way. I've done that several times. I'm gonna go ahead and say. I'm gonna turn it over to Owen. Owen, where do you want to start?
01:16:41
Hermajesty
All right, you'll never believe me, but for 400.
01:16:43
T-Time
All right. You do not have to wait until I finish the question. Actually, no, you don't have to wait. All right, so this is for how much? You said 4, 400. You'll never believe right now at any time. And you can buzz in after I finish the question because this is podcast form and I want viewers to have a great experience.
01:16:59
3 Bears in a Coat
Gotcha.
01:17:00
T-Time
I can't go through with this anymore. I'm done. You never listen to me anymore, and I can't take it. Owen,.
01:17:07
Hermajesty
What is.
01:17:08
T-Time
No, no, I just want a question quote. Oh, like if I asked you a question that would produce this answer, why.
01:17:15
Hermajesty
Won't you just give me the pace? Mom, it's not a phase.
01:17:20
T-Time
You know what? I'll allow it. And I've got a sample response for each one. This one was, why are you leaving? We're so close. But yeah, I love that. I will totally. I will give you 400 points for that. Wonderful Owen. All right, Owen, board is yours.
01:17:34
Hermajesty
Musical madness for 100.
01:17:35
T-Time
Musical madness for 100. An overly hated current band. Rosie, put your hand up. But I'll give it to Rosie. You move first.
01:17:44
3 Bears in a Coat
The Beatles.
01:17:45
T-Time
The Beatles.
01:17:46
Hermajesty
They're not current.
01:17:47
T-Time
I'm not going to give it to you.
01:17:48
Hermajesty
You also didn't say it in the form of question.
01:17:50
T-Time
You also didn't say it in the form of question.
01:17:51
Hermajesty
Owen, who are Imagine Dragons?
01:17:55
T-Time
I will give you Imagine Dragons. I had who is AJR on there, But I will give you Imagine Dragons.
01:18:01
Hermajesty
They're not overly hated.
01:18:03
T-Time
They're not overly hated. Owen, the board is still yours.
01:18:07
Hermajesty
Musical Madness for 200.
01:18:08
T-Time
Musical Madness for 200. Band with deep W can see Lore.
01:18:12
Hermajesty
Owen, who are the mommy heads?
01:18:13
T-Time
Who are the mommy heads? Absolutely owing you the full 200 for that one. Owen is running the table.
01:18:18
Rainbow Riot
He is.
01:18:19
Hermajesty
Musical madness for 300.
01:18:21
T-Time
Musical madness for 390s pop icon.
01:18:24
Hermajesty
Owen, who are the Spice Girls?
01:18:26
T-Time
I will give you the Spice Girls. I had Nirvana, but I will give you the Spice Girls. Absolutely. That accounted. I was counting that because he went pop. Yeah, you just go. Oh, my God. I'm taking away 100 points for granted. That one. Not for. Oh, oh, that's. No, no. I'm taking away 100 points from Grant.
01:18:46
Hermajesty
Okay.
01:18:47
T-Time
Oh, my God.
01:18:48
Hermajesty
Okay. Musical madness for 400.
01:18:50
T-Time
Musical madness for 400. Everyone loves them or hates them. I saw. Rosie.
01:18:54
3 Bears in a Coat
The Beatles. Who are the Beatles? Who are the Beatles?
01:18:57
Hermajesty
Come on, Rosie.
01:18:58
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm sorry. Who are the Beatles? I'll give you.
01:19:00
T-Time
I'll give you. Who are the Beatles? I. Who's Pink Floyd?
01:19:03
3 Bears in a Coat
That's fair.
01:19:04
T-Time
I'm going to give you 300 instead of 400. Rosie, I feel like a lot of people really like the Beatles. I accept that, but I'll still give you 300.
01:19:13
3 Bears in a Coat
Many people don't hate the Beatles.
01:19:13
T-Time
I hate the Beatles.
01:19:15
3 Bears in a Coat
I can think of one right now off the top of my head.
01:19:18
T-Time
Well, that's not very many. I'll give you 200 points instead. All right, Rosie, the board is yours.
01:19:24
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, no.
01:19:25
T-Time
You have to pick.
01:19:26
3 Bears in a Coat
All right, I'll take historical inaccuracies for 200.
01:19:29
T-Time
Historical inaccuracies for 200. Wooden teeth. Rosie.
01:19:35
3 Bears in a Coat
Who is not George Washington.
01:19:37
T-Time
That is an acceptable answer. Who is not George Washington? That's a whole stupid responsibility. Skip over that.
01:19:43
T-Time
Am I supposed to give the right answer?
01:19:45
Hermajesty
Rosie's audio cues are really helping her, I imagine.
01:19:50
T-Time
Rosie, boys, yours.
01:19:52
3 Bears in a Coat
I will take. I will take Musical madness for 500.
01:19:55
T-Time
Musical madness for 500. An amazing 60s soul singer. I saw Owen.
01:20:00
Hermajesty
It was Bob Dylan. What?
01:20:02
T-Time
I will not give you Bob Dylan.
01:20:04
3 Bears in a Coat
Rosie, who is Marvin Gaye?
01:20:05
T-Time
I will give you Marvin Gaye. Gaye. I had Sam Cooke.
01:20:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Nice.
01:20:08
Hermajesty
Sam Cook.
01:20:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Sam and Dave. Solid group.
01:20:12
T-Time
I'll give you Marvin Gaye. Rosie, the board is yours.
01:20:15
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, I forgot about this part where I have to pick.
01:20:17
T-Time
Yes, you do have to keep picking. The more you get them right.
01:20:20
Hermajesty
My first thought was Janis Joplin, but.
01:20:22
T-Time
I would have given you Dennis that one.
01:20:24
3 Bears in a Coat
Well, she's dead with 71.
01:20:25
Hermajesty
I will take.
01:20:26
3 Bears in a Coat
Interesting fact for 100.
01:20:27
T-Time
Interesting fact.
01:20:28
3 Bears in a Coat
For 100, I'll do this before you.
01:20:29
T-Time
Oh, and Grant, who's my special guy? That I will totally allow. In fact, I'll give you 200 for that one.
01:20:36
T-Time
I'm out of the doghouse.
01:20:37
T-Time
I had. Who created no things considered. That's a whole name. Is interesting fact is just somebody's name.
01:20:43
Hermajesty
Is it just somebody's name?
01:20:44
T-Time
It is. Grant, board is yours.
01:20:45
T-Time
Cutterlore. 500 Cutterlore.
01:20:47
T-Time
Wow, that's strong. To clarify, this is something that is in some way related to me. However, your question does not have to be related to me. That's just that these are all based in something that is surgery.
01:21:00
Hermajesty
Owen, who invented surgery in the 1860s?
01:21:05
T-Time
No, absolutely not. Tommy.
01:21:11
Eubanks
Vasectomy.
01:21:12
T-Time
You didn't answer in the form of a question.
01:21:13
T-Time
Grant, what do they do on a grade.
01:21:18
T-Time
That's a phenomenal answer. Absolutely. That's a great answer, Grant. I'll give you 800 for that one.
01:21:26
3 Bears in a Coat
Fixing the rules.
01:21:28
T-Time
Yes. This is why it's called subjective Jeopardy. That's a hilarious answer. This is what Dakota. I've done to his knee repair. I had knee surgery. Wow. Surgery on a grape. What a great moment. Grant, the board is yours.
01:21:40
T-Time
You'll never believe me, but for 500.
01:21:42
T-Time
You'll never believe me, but for 500. I mean. Yes. I feel like we could do something really special together. You know, maybe it's too soon to say, but I really feel a connection.
01:21:50
Hermajesty
Owen, why are my parents fighting?
01:21:55
T-Time
I mean, I'll give you some points. Do you think this date is going well?
01:22:01
Hermajesty
That's a personal attack.
01:22:02
3 Bears in a Coat
That's a terrifying question.
01:22:03
T-Time
I will give you. I'll give you 300 for that one. That's a tough question.
01:22:07
3 Bears in a Coat
I will say no. If you ask me.
01:22:09
T-Time
Owen, board is yours.
01:22:10
Hermajesty
You'll never believe me, but for 300,.
01:22:12
T-Time
You'll never believe me, but for 300, that mannequin knows what it did.
01:22:15
Hermajesty
Owen, what'd that mannequin pussy do?
01:22:20
T-Time
I will allow it. Absolutely. I had. Why are you banned from Target? Amazing. Oh, my fucking. My bad. Wonderful. Oh, and the board is still yours.
01:22:29
Hermajesty
Never believe me, but for 200, you'll.
01:22:30
T-Time
Never believe me, but for 200, you're sweeping the board. It's really simple. Basically, you have this online database. Everyone can be a part of it. You gotta get into it early, though. It's gonna be the next big thing. Grant,.
01:22:40
T-Time
I'm really.
01:22:41
Hermajesty
What is an nft, Right?
01:22:43
T-Time
Yeah, I'll allow it. I had. What is Bitcoin?
01:22:45
T-Time
Okay.
01:22:46
T-Time
Yeah, I'll give it to you.
01:22:46
T-Time
I was trying to think.
01:22:47
Hermajesty
I thought we couldn't answer until you were done reading.
01:22:49
T-Time
Yeah, no, yeah, I'd prefer it, but I was poor.
01:22:52
T-Time
I mean, you could just choose me and then keep reading it too. I don't.
01:22:56
T-Time
All right, Grant, the board is yours. Taylor and Tommy, we're still looking for points from you guys. Tommy, if you had answered, what is a vasectomy? Totally would have given it to you.
01:23:03
T-Time
Interesting fact 400.
01:23:05
T-Time
Interesting fact for 400. Tommy.
01:23:08
T-Time
Tommy, Grant needs to answer this question.
01:23:12
T-Time
Okay. You didn't answer in the form of a question. Tommy, you had a My Little Pony.
01:23:18
Eubanks
Phase in middle school.
01:23:19
T-Time
Is that true? I'm giving you double points for that.
01:23:23
T-Time
Holy shit.
01:23:25
T-Time
And this is what I was hoping, is that people would pick themselves and out themselves for points.
01:23:29
T-Time
I just wanted Tyler to do his own.
01:23:31
T-Time
That's amazing. Thanks, Tommy. Tommy, the board is yours.
01:23:34
T-Time
Like, I can't. What is.
01:23:37
Eubanks
Interesting fact for 500.
01:23:38
T-Time
I appreciate that you're saying it in the form of question. Interesting fact for 500. Taylor, you don't have Owen, who is.
01:23:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh.
01:23:47
T-Time
And I will give you. I will give you 500 points and no more. Mostly because that is. Seems deeply personal.
01:23:52
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
01:23:53
T-Time
Owen, go ahead. This board is yours. Unfortunately.
01:23:57
Hermajesty
Sorry, Taylor.
01:23:58
Rainbow Riot
I was gonna be like. Like these people don't know me at all. I want to see.
01:24:01
T-Time
That's why I put you as the 500 point question.
01:24:03
Rainbow Riot
I thought it would be funny, but no. Now I'm just sad.
01:24:05
T-Time
How did that come to you so fast, Owen? I was like, hey, man.
01:24:08
3 Bears in a Coat
That's what she said.
01:24:12
T-Time
Ouch.
01:24:13
T-Time
Okay.
01:24:13
Hermajesty
Interesting fact for 300.
01:24:15
T-Time
Interesting fact for 300. Rosie. Rosie.
01:24:19
T-Time
No.
01:24:20
T-Time
You don't think so?
01:24:21
Hermajesty
No.
01:24:21
T-Time
All right. Rock paper scissors for the viewers. Pleasure.
01:24:25
T-Time
They just.
01:24:26
T-Time
That. And then Rosie just won.
01:24:28
3 Bears in a Coat
I just want.
01:24:29
T-Time
I'm going one.
01:24:30
T-Time
I'm going one.
01:24:30
Eubanks
House rules.
01:24:31
T-Time
I'm going one. This is my game.
01:24:33
3 Bears in a Coat
Whose parents threatened to have them admitted to Holly Hill after they didn't get any Christmas presents in Christmas 2019. And then that mental breakdown about it.
01:24:39
Rainbow Riot
Jesus Christ.
01:24:41
T-Time
Oh. And I will let you steal, if you have a better fact than that,.
01:24:45
Hermajesty
Who is an entrepreneur who owns a small business.
01:24:48
T-Time
I don't think that's as good. Rosie, I'm going to give you. I'm going to give you 600 for the.
01:24:52
3 Bears in a Coat
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. For the mental. For the emotional labor.
01:24:55
T-Time
I appreciate that. Rosie, the board is yours.
01:24:57
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, I will. I will take historical inaccuracies for 300.
01:25:01
T-Time
Historical inaccuracies for 300. 3 Mile yeah.
01:25:04
Hermajesty
Owen, what is the name of the community of African Americans in Charleston?
01:25:10
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, I was thinking Green Mile. I was gonna say.
01:25:13
T-Time
I mean, I just gotta believe you. I was going Three Mile island, but yeah, no, totally. I'll give you. I'll give you an extra 100 point on that.
01:25:21
3 Bears in a Coat
AP World.
01:25:22
Eubanks
What is biopic about Eminem.
01:25:25
Hermajesty
8 Miles.
01:25:26
3 Bears in a Coat
I was gonna say Tom Hanks.
01:25:28
T-Time
That biopic about Eminem +5. Oh, and the board is yours.
01:25:31
Hermajesty
Historical inaccuracies for 400.
01:25:33
T-Time
Historical inaccuracies for 400. Australia.
01:25:36
T-Time
Grant, what is not real.
01:25:38
T-Time
Ooh. I will give it to you. I had. What country once lost a war against emus? But I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
01:25:44
T-Time
I don't believe in it.
01:25:44
Hermajesty
What is Australia?
01:25:46
T-Time
What's Australia?
01:25:46
3 Bears in a Coat
Simply don't believe in it.
01:25:48
T-Time
Simply. I simply do not accept it. Grant, the board is yours.
01:25:50
3 Bears in a Coat
Nar.
01:25:54
T-Time
Historical inaccuracies. 500 Historical inaccuracies for 500151 medals. Tommy, what.
01:26:04
Eubanks
What is a bad periodic table?
01:26:08
Hermajesty
That's not how you spell metal. It's spelled wrong. That's not how you spell method.
01:26:12
T-Time
I will give it to him. I think that's good. This is actually. That is how many Olympic medals have been historically awarded for art? Art was in the olympics until the mid-1800s, and in that process, they gave out 151 medals.
01:26:22
Eubanks
Is it like competitive portrait painting?
01:26:24
T-Time
I don't know.
01:26:25
3 Bears in a Coat
It's quite nice.
01:26:26
T-Time
It's actually. There's not a lot of history kept on it.
01:26:27
3 Bears in a Coat
I like it.
01:26:28
T-Time
But. Yes. I honestly just have this in there so I can share that interesting fact. Tommy, that was funny as shit. I'll give it to you.
01:26:34
Hermajesty
You really took the number 151 and then just, like, had nothing to do with Pokemon?
01:26:39
T-Time
Oh, that's. Wow.
01:26:42
Hermajesty
Wow.
01:26:42
T-Time
All right, Tommy, the word is yours.
01:26:44
T-Time
What is?
01:26:45
Eubanks
Interesting fact for 200.
01:26:47
T-Time
Interesting fact for 200.
01:26:48
3 Bears in a Coat
Grant.
01:26:49
Hermajesty
Owen, who has a membership card for a specific type of club in his wallet.
01:26:56
T-Time
Grant, is that true?
01:26:59
3 Bears in a Coat
Yes.
01:26:59
T-Time
You don't have to show me. I believe you. I'm gonna. Owen. I'll give you double for that one. That was good. I got everything I wanted out of Interesting fact. Everyone outed themselves and each other, and that's all I cared about. Wow. Oh, and the board is yours.
01:27:14
Hermajesty
Historical inaccuracies for 100.
01:27:16
Rainbow Riot
Historical.
01:27:16
T-Time
And accuracy is for 100. Invading in the winter. Oh.
01:27:19
Hermajesty
And what shouldn't you ever do?
01:27:21
T-Time
Yeah, what shouldn't you ever do? Man, come on. Everyone knows that.
01:27:26
T-Time
Yeah.
01:27:26
T-Time
That was the obvious one.
01:27:27
Hermajesty
That was easy.
01:27:28
T-Time
Yeah, well, that's why it's a 100 point. Owen. Go ahead.
01:27:30
Hermajesty
You'll never believe me, but for 100.
01:27:32
T-Time
You'll never believe me, but for 100. Frankly, I'm just disappointed that you would even ask me that. It's like you don't even know. Kill me. Grant.
01:27:41
T-Time
Can I get a double burger tray with.
01:27:45
T-Time
I'm not gonna give that to you, Frozie.
01:27:47
3 Bears in a Coat
Should we do anal?
01:27:48
T-Time
Ooh, wow, that's really good. I just. When's your birthday?
01:27:53
T-Time
That's just like an actual bad response.
01:27:55
T-Time
To asking that question. I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you 200 for that.
01:27:58
3 Bears in a Coat
Thank you.
01:27:58
T-Time
That was phenomenal.
01:27:59
Rainbow Riot
I can't remember my birthday. You, like, physically cannot remember November 2nd. That's the first time you've ever.
01:28:05
Hermajesty
Wow.
01:28:05
T-Time
Nice. Nice.
01:28:07
3 Bears in a Coat
Me score too.
01:28:07
Rainbow Riot
Oh, my God.
01:28:08
3 Bears in a Coat
Wait, Me also score too.
01:28:10
Rainbow Riot
That's not real horny.
01:28:11
Eubanks
Here's the thing.
01:28:12
T-Time
Why are we talking?
01:28:13
Eubanks
I always get, for some reason, November 2nd and 7th mixed up.
01:28:17
T-Time
Okay, I get that.
01:28:18
Eubanks
It's the first sound.
01:28:20
T-Time
Similar.
01:28:22
T-Time
Is it bad that no one wanted to know your lore?
01:28:24
T-Time
No, I did notice that.
01:28:27
Hermajesty
No, I noticed that at a point and I was just gluing the board, so that'd be the last thing I figured.
01:28:30
3 Bears in a Coat
I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take one for the team. I'm gonna go cuddle or.
01:28:34
T-Time
That's your only option. There are no other categories that are on the board anymore.
01:28:38
3 Bears in a Coat
I'll take cutterlore for 300.
01:28:39
T-Time
300 Cutterlore. J. Oh, and go ahead.
01:28:44
Hermajesty
What is the end of your Instagram handle?
01:28:46
T-Time
Or mid.
01:28:47
Hermajesty
Mid part.
01:28:51
T-Time
I'll give you the points for it.
01:28:53
Hermajesty
Your middle initial.
01:28:54
T-Time
It's actually my middle name. That is my middle name.
01:28:57
3 Bears in a Coat
Is it Joseph?
01:28:58
T-Time
No, it's my whole ass middle name.
01:29:00
T-Time
I could have gotten the most.
01:29:02
T-Time
Yeah, I would have gave it. You know what? I'm gonna give you the points for it too.
01:29:05
3 Bears in a Coat
That's really quite nice, cuz.
01:29:06
T-Time
You know the Cutter Nowhere. No, no, we're close to Owen.
01:29:09
Hermajesty
Cutter lore for 100.
01:29:10
T-Time
Cutter lore for 100. New York. Owen, where's Cutter going? Yeah, where. Where am I going? What? Gibby thinking about? Oh, and the boy.
01:29:22
Hermajesty
For 200, Cutter or for 200?
01:29:25
T-Time
We already talked about this, man. Scary. Oh, and House.
01:29:29
Hermajesty
Cutter's mommy.
01:29:29
T-Time
Yeah, how's my mommy? And the final one, you don't get to pick because the only thing that's left is cutterlore for 400. Taylor, this one's for you. You got this one.
01:29:42
T-Time
You got this one.
01:29:43
T-Time
Full confidence.
01:29:44
3 Bears in a Coat
You cannot remember any confidence.
01:29:46
T-Time
Don't even worry about it. Price. Got it.
01:29:49
Hermajesty
What is wrong?
01:29:49
T-Time
Right? Ooh, I like it. I like it. I like that. I'll give you an extra hundred for that one.
01:29:56
T-Time
Can you please give him an extra 200?
01:29:58
T-Time
I will. Oh, what?
01:30:00
Eubanks
$1?
01:30:02
T-Time
That is actually my oldest friend. I've known him since I was a few days old.
01:30:06
3 Bears in a Coat
Oh, that's quite nice. I really like that.
01:30:08
T-Time
Thank you guys for playing subjective Jeopardy. The final score. In last place, we have Taylor, who dissociated the whole thing and didn't answer a question. Then we. I'm sorry, Taylor, Tommy.
01:30:19
3 Bears in a Coat
After that, I'm just like, I think this is fixed.
01:30:22
T-Time
Tommy had 1300, Rosie had 1700, Grant had 1800, and Owen ran the board.
01:30:27
3 Bears in a Coat
Should not have 4200.
01:30:30
T-Time
Look, man, I said at the top, I was like, the funnier your answer is, the more points you get.
01:30:34
T-Time
What?
01:30:34
Hermajesty
The records show I'm the best year at Jeopardy. And I will continue to be.
01:30:38
T-Time
I mean, until we play again.
01:30:39
Hermajesty
I loved at one time I was hanging out with this girl. Girl. And were drinking wine and watching Jeopardy. Together. But I got too into it and got really into the Jeopardy instead of, like, talking to her.
01:30:50
T-Time
Did you.
01:30:50
T-Time
Were you hanging out with Rosie's mom?
01:30:52
Hermajesty
No.
01:30:52
3 Bears in a Coat
Was it my mom?
01:30:58
Hermajesty
You.
01:30:58
T-Time
You deserve that for why you pulled Rosie.
01:31:00
Hermajesty
That was a mildar. Wildar's gone off, too.
01:31:06
3 Bears in a Coat
Death Star. What?
01:31:08
T-Time
Death Star.
01:31:10
3 Bears in a Coat
You said DILF Star.
01:31:12
T-Time
Guys, that took me an hour and a half to put together.
01:31:14
T-Time
I'm so proud of you.
01:31:15
T-Time
It was so hard.
01:31:16
3 Bears in a Coat
No, I really enjoyed that.
01:31:18
T-Time
I'm glad that everyone had a good time. We went through it. We went through it in eight minutes.
01:31:21
3 Bears in a Coat
You could tell. You could tell.
01:31:22
Hermajesty
Eight minutes.
01:31:23
Rainbow Riot
Yeah.
01:31:23
Hermajesty
Wow.
01:31:24
T-Time
It was rapid.
01:31:26
Hermajesty
I'm rabid.
01:31:27
T-Time
Rabid.
01:31:27
Hermajesty
Dude, give me a Jeopardy Segment. See what I do.
01:31:29
T-Time
Dude, do you want me to do another subjective Jeopardy?
01:31:32
Hermajesty
I'd love you, too.
01:31:33
T-Time
I'll do another subjective Jeopardy.
01:31:34
3 Bears in a Coat
That'd be nice.
01:31:35
T-Time
I'm going to have. Some of these are going to be returning categories.
01:31:38
Hermajesty
Oh, well, thank you, guys. Thank you guys so much for joining me on this lovely Labor Day.
01:31:43
T-Time
Yeah. Thank you.
01:31:44
Hermajesty
This is. This is the end of this episode of Nothing Considered.
01:31:48
3 Bears in a Coat
Things Considered.
01:31:54
Eubanks
Ram ranch.
01:31:56
Hermajesty
We will not. Be right back.