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We cover the sport of CrossFit from all angles. We talk with athletes, coaches and celebrities that compete and surround in the sport of CrossFit at all levels. We also bring you Breaking News, Human Interest Stories and report on the Methodology of CrossFit. We also use the methodology to make ourselves the fittest we can be.
We are grumpy today,
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Maybe we don't have to.
Maybe we don't have to hand out demerits
today.
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It's lunch time.
What's going on?
Beautiful thing.
Beautiful thing.
Not a whole lot,
to be honest with you.
It is CrossFit doldrums right now.
No wind blowing from any direction.
We're just kind of stuck in one spot
until we at least get some sort of
announcement or something, right?
We know when the Open starts next year.
Cool.
Yeah.
We know that Brute has three team members
for SoCal,
but we don't know any other team members
of any team or whatever.
And we now know that Hayley Adams and
Heinrich Heipelainen have gotten an invite
to Rogue.
Yeah.
And that's about it for the last
twenty-four hours.
So the Heinrich Heipleinen,
he was getting a bid regardless, right?
I would think so.
They popped his Achilles,
so they got to have him back.
They'd be like, hey, man, look,
we're really sorry about the Achilles
thing.
Would you like to come back?
Because if you can, if you could,
that'd be great.
We would really,
really love to see you back on this
floor after the whole incident that shall
not be named.
I'm assuming we'll get the Gabby McGowan
invite in the next day or two.
After she comes on the show.
Gabby McGowan is scheduled to come on the
show.
I know.
It's the fact that she's going to Rogue.
I just made that up.
This is like the nerdy fitness version of
NFL fan experience two weeks post-Super
Bowl.
Yeah.
We are in that spot where you are...
digging and diving for anything to talk
about.
It is super, super.
So it's time for a way too early
picks for next year's CrossFit Games
champion.
Yes.
Who you got, Corey?
Oh, man.
I'm going to go with Amy Kringle.
Let's go with that for right now.
I'm going with Amy Toomey Orr.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm going to go with,
on the men's side,
I'm going to go with James Pepper.
Fergie,
down to two-twenty-six body weight,
at what point do you pull my Clydesdale
card?
Got a few more pounds.
How tall is Fergie?
He's like six-four or something.
Six-four, two-twenty-two, so that's lean.
Oh, yeah.
That's like... He's probably going to...
on that borderline of Clydesdale,
no Clydesdale.
But the height helps him, right?
Yeah.
Because Clydesdales are tall.
And he's not losing height.
Larry Young,
that's my goal to lose the Clydesdale
card.
Larry, I've met you.
You're more of a silverback than a
Clydesdale.
Sorry, brother.
Well,
we have you in the club at least
for a few more years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And one,
I think Larry's a good looking man.
And he is a good looking dude.
Larry looks like if he got a hold
to you and was angry,
it would not end well.
I'll put it to you like that.
Yeah.
And he's a super nice guy.
He's awesome.
But Jesus Christ, dude,
like I wouldn't want to tangle with him
whatsoever.
Ortega is only two hundred pounds if he
has weights in his pockets.
They're holding down a cinder block and
he's soaking wet.
Maybe he's two hundred pounds.
And yeah, he's smaller.
He's shorter than I am.
Ain't no way that dude weighs two hundred
pounds.
Maybe with all of his camera equipment.
Yeah.
Like all of it.
You should probably weigh yourself without
carrying all of that stuff.
And three extra lenses.
He gets like two hundred point three.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
I don't see that.
Yeah,
I don't know anything about CrossFit comps
in New Jersey.
Is it strictly because it was in New
Jersey or...
You're like, man,
if this would have been anywhere else,
it would have been a whole lot cooler.
Yeah,
CrossFit says it's because of New Jersey.
That's what I'm saying.
Is it because it was in Jersey?
Not that we're shitting on Jersey by any
stretch of the imagination.
We're just asking questions that nobody
else will answer.
It's the Garden State.
It is the Garden State.
It is the Garden State.
I don't know who's doing their marketing
and where they saw a garden in New
Jersey, but hey,
Let's call it the garden state.
Maybe in somebody's backyard.
Nobody...
So California citrus, right,
and California olives,
and then there's Florida oranges and stuff
like that.
New Jersey doesn't have one of those
things.
It didn't say it was the orchard state.
It says it was the garden state.
Maybe they grow pansies.
Okay.
Okay.
oh that's good stuff uh mr ramirez trying
to get up to one eighty five the
fact that joseph weighs one fifty five
like i've seen that dude without a shirt
on he is a unit at one fifty
five at one eighty five i don't think
he could walk through a door because he'd
be from he'd be just he'd be too
damn wide uh hexi lover's giving a
Hey, now,
I'm from a farm in South Jersey.
North Jersey is what you think of.
That's what everybody thinks of is North
Jersey.
We don't think about the Jersey Shore
unless you're watching MTV circa nineteen
ninety four.
And you don't think of South Jersey.
But, yeah, South Jersey isn't really that.
It's actually really nice.
Couldn't tell you.
Never been.
I flew into Jersey once,
and then we took the train to New
York.
Well,
I got lost in Philadelphia once and ended
up in South Jersey.
There you go.
Cross fat is in South Jersey,
basically Philadelphia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cross fat and I are in the same
wavelength today.
It's wild.
Got it.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Joseph, I'm going to give you,
I'm going to give you the recipe to
get up to one eighty five more tacos.
A lot of tacos.
I don't know if you can go more.
You're saying, well, I mean,
if you thirty pounds is a lot to
put on.
Period.
He's trying to put on thirty pounds of
muscle because he said he didn't want to
be a soggy one eighty five.
He going to eat a lot of tacos.
Chachi B told Larry Young two thirties is
magic body weight.
If that's your magic body weight, Larry,
you're never leaving the Clydesdale Club.
The actual origin of Clydesdale is from
like five K's and marathons that had a
Clydesdale division.
And generally that was over two hundred
pounds.
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
The triathlon.
Ironman still has a Clydesdale division.
Yeah.
That's where it came from.
Cross-fitted varies depending on which
race and whatnot.
I've seen him at .. .
.
I've seen him at .. .
.
I've seen him at .. . .
I don't think the Clydesdales have not
united and formed a union to determine
what the actual number is yet.
We were waiting for the PFAA to take
us on as one of their clients.
And then they, they went under.
So now we're kind of at a loss
as to where to go.
They just dropped the ball completely.
I blame them.
The professor.
I'll put it on Brett Fikowski.
Yeah, Jody,
the origin of the name Clydesdale comes
from that concept and that I thought at
the time that CrossFit should have a
Clydesdale division at competitions
because people over two hundred back then
there weren't money,
two hundred pound CrossFitters at the
games.
Now it's just it's a it's a thing.
And I thought there should be a Clydesdale
division,
at least at local comps for local people
to compete against people their own size
and just kind of see how they match
up.
You'd have to put on,
at least around here,
you'd have to put on just a strictly
Clydesdale comp.
You've got to be two-twenty-plus to enter,
and we're going to weigh you before you
get here.
Because there's not enough people to
support.
We've got RX, we've got Scaled,
and we've got Clydesdale.
That's not happening.
I'm not as big of a fighter for
it today as I was seven years ago
when we started this podcast.
right right like my thought process is in
a different place and you know it is
what it is uh what's the weight is
for the shetland pony division i think
that is something you should talk about
with joseph ramirez well he's in the hobby
horse division yeah i'd give him shetland
pony vicky we need to find out what's
he does so he's he's more flexible than
a hobby horse
Hobby horse is mostly a big stick.
So, yeah,
I can see him being more flexible than
a stick with a horse head on the
end of it.
Oh, my word.
Damn, Tega, that sounds terrible.
At the competition,
the guy changed the workout standards
mid-workout after like two heats went.
Wow.
I would have been livid.
live it yeah like we don't have a
i don't i don't often get angry at
a car needs get one set of rules
and the other two other two heats don't
get a separate set of rules yeah that's
i would i probably would have walked off
yeah that'd been a revolt on your hands
at that point no thank you no thank
you god don't that's terrible you'd have
to have oh shit
You'd have to have weigh-ins in like
powerlifting or the skinny guys would lie
to get an easy win.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Like it would have to be,
you'd have to weigh in whenever you get
there, period.
Oh, no, you are overweight.
You're underweight.
Sorry, you can't.
It's like a wrestling match.
Vicky did some research.
Average Shetland pony equals four hundred
pounds.
Right.
But the average Clydesdale is way more
than what I weigh, Vicky.
So like you have to do it proportionately.
Like a Clydesdale probably is eleven
hundred, twelve hundred pounds.
Oh, a Clydesdale?
No, bigger than that.
And I do not weigh that much,
just to let you guys know.
No,
I actually look up what a Shetland Pony
weighs.
He told the intermediate in scale that
standard for lunges... That's not a lunge.
It's not.
not even a lunge or take i'm assuming
you were taking pictures at this thing
that's terrible wow that's just that's
terrible well that's jersey for you all
right folks you have a great show we'll
see y'all tomorrow um we were talking
right before we went on air i uh
i finally watched the first episode of
lanterns last night
no spoilers i haven't watched it yet
actually i don't really care about
spoilers i'm gonna watch it anyway um what
a dude it's it was the best dc
product since the the christian bale
batman i've heard no bad things about it
nothing nothing bad about it so i'm
excited the writers of it are people who
did true detective
And they're viewing it as like a buddy
mystery crime thing with Jon Stewart and
Hal Jordan being those two buddies kind of
doing things.
Dude, it was freaking awesome.
It takes about twenty minutes to get up
and running.
I got no problem.
And then the last forty,
they smashed so much stuff into that last
forty.
My wife walked out at twenty.
That's how I that's why I have the
delineation.
And this morning I'm like,
it was so good.
She goes, yeah,
but they were just I'm like, yeah,
but you missed this, this, this,
this and this.
And so I think we're rewatching it tonight
so that she can see and we'll pick
up from where she walked out and then
we'll see if she'll because she loves True
Detective.
Right.
and so um i think i think she'll
actually like it i'm excited my wife's not
gonna make it fifteen minutes but not
because she's not gonna be interested
she's gonna fall asleep well there's stuff
that would make you go like what like
what in the first twenty minutes but it
the the true the storyline doesn't really
start rolling until like twenty minutes in
No, she just, it doesn't matter what,
like put the kid to bed and it's
like, okay, I want to watch this thing.
I was like, okay, okay, here we go.
And I'll look over five minutes in like,
did you hear what they just said?
And then she's yeah.
Just out of cold.
Yeah.
I, uh, Andrew, I have seen,
I've seen the first three episodes of
reacher.
Um,
my wife declared that that is her favorite
show now.
Um,
But that's just until Landman comes back
and then that'll be your favorite show
again.
Well,
I can't wait for Landman to come back.
Or Dutton Ranch comes back.
That'll be your favorite show at that
point.
She has a rolling set of favorite shows
and it just changes which one.
Depends on which one's currently playing.
Yeah.
I mean,
there's a bunch that don't get into that
favorite thing,
but there's like four or five that are
a rolling favorite.
And they are spaced out throughout the
year so that like that can be her
current favorite one.
I thought when my daughter asked me
because she's eight and she's into those
kind of questions.
Dad, what's your favorite?
Whatever.
I'm like, depends on the data, kiddo.
Like, I really don't know.
I feel the same way about TV shows.
If I'm into something at the moment,
I'm going to watch it and be like,
this is amazing.
But if not,
I have to be in the right mood
to watch some of that stuff.
I have no idea what Lucky even is.
I don't either.
I used to have Lucky Brand jeans.
Any relation to that?
No?
Maybe?
Those were pretty cool back in the day.
We were watching Reacher the other night,
and Julie looks at me and goes,
does he seem robotic this year?
And I was like, he's robotic every year.
Yeah, that's the point.
That's the character.
If you've never read the books,
the books are so good, dude.
I read stuff from the guy who actually
wrote the books that just...
he wrote him intentionally for like for
this dude to be this american hero kid
who's like unbeatable you know he doesn't
really get beaten off into trouble or or
stuff like that like he doesn't really
lose necessarily he's larger than life
that's how the character is written and he
comes off as a little robotic because he
got a little touch of autism um just
from the way he lives and whatnot and
uh richard is playing it a lot like
you like you would read him in the
books having said that in the book he's
actually bigger than reacher is in real
life which is i mean it'd just be
kind of hard to find somebody who could
both act and be that large at the
same time i
I don't know this thing you say read.
I know.
That wasn't made for you.
That was mostly meant for the members of
our audience who actually do read.
Can I tell you,
it's funny because I used to read a
lot.
I'm watching Get Up this morning and
they're talking about a book, Chop Wood,
Carry Water.
And I'm like, well, yeah, I've read that.
Like, so when I say like,
I don't read, like I,
I did a lot of reading,
like a lot of reading.
Yeah.
And it was only after my master's degree
that I gave up reading because,
and I shouldn't say gave up.
There's still,
there are still times where if a book
speaks my interest, I will read a book.
Sure.
And then like my friend,
Athena writes a book.
I will read her book,
like things like that.
You heard it here first, folks.
If you want Scott to continue reading,
you need to read a book.
You need to write a book.
Yeah.
If Vicki ever gets her book published,
I'll read her book.
I read every essay she sends me.
I have to.
Right?
So, like,
if I like you and you're my friend,
I'll read your stuff.
But for the most part, I'm done reading.
I just am.
i just love the way that sounds i'm
just i've had my fill mostly i'm just
you know books can kiss it i'm over
with it that's fantastic oh anyway uh read
the charlie sheen book i don't know if
i can i don't know if i'd want
to read the charlie sheen book that seems
like it has some details in it that
i do not want to own
There it is.
There it is, folks.
In case y'all were wondering,
reading is fundamental for some of us here
on Clydesdale Media.
It's not fundamental.
Not for everybody.
Reading is no longer fundamental.
I don't give a damn what PBS tells
you.
Oh, good night.
That is good.
Can I tell you,
my friend Vicky sent me a GIF that
was the Reading Rainbow opening.
Oh, butterflies in the sky.
I can go twice as high.
Yes, LeVar Burton.
Yes, Mark Phillips.
Yes.
LeVar Burton is so disappointed in you,
Scott.
The fact that you said Reading Rainbow and
immediately my brain went,
the butterflies in the sky.
I can go twice as high.
Like I know the words to that song.
There it is.
There it is.
Look at LeVar.
He's judging shit out of you right now.
I'm willing to take him on.
I could take LeVar Burton.
I'm going to prove that reading is not
fundamental and it is not a rainbow of
joy and fun with butterflies in the sky.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Scott Swizer just challenged LeVar Burton
to a fight.
I don't know if y'all heard that or
not,
but pretty sure that's what just took
place right here on the lunch show.
Pretty sure I could take LeVar Burton.
All right.
So that's immediately now,
because of my word association brain,
goes to Fight Club when they were talking
about what celebrities, dead or alive,
would you like to fight?
And I forget which one it was.
It was like Abraham Lincoln.
Tall guy, lanky, had good reach.
I'd like to be able to fight him.
Scott just goes, LeVar Burton.
Why?
Because to hell with reading.
Hey,
there's times in life where you have to
take a stand.
If you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for anything.
That's what I hear anyway.
Good night.
That's funny.
Thank you, Joseph Ramirez.
He's got fifty dollars on me.
Oh, I didn't say you couldn't take him.
Vicky, how old is LeVar Burton?
Let's find out.
Oh, my word.
How old is Lieutenant Geordie LaForge?
Let's find out.
Nice.
Marksville is correct.
Sixty nine.
Oh, yeah.
Scott's threatening to fight senior
citizens.
Let's go.
Hey, I'm fifty six, man.
Yeah, but he's past retirement age.
Like that's that counts as a senior
citizen.
George Foreman fought Michael Moore and
there was like a thirty year gap.
Fergie's still waiting for his personal
pan pizza for summer fifth grade reading
program.
Damn, Ferg.
Screwed over by their summer reading
program.
That's messed up.
That's messed up.
I don't know if you ever get it
back, dog.
Like,
the checkered tablecloths and the Pac-Man
or the video games you could play while
you were sitting there.
All of that's gone, man.
the jukebox man go in there throw in
a dollar pick five songs now i think
it's like two dollars a song a song
yeah hundred percent oh hold up winter
winter the police have spoken that is a
felony in florida scott good thing i don't
live in florida
It's just this match is going to be
at a neutral.
It's going to be at a neutral site,
not in Florida.
Still not out there.
Oh, man.
Big, big, big.
Oh, speaking of Pizza Hut, did you know,
this is a fun fact.
Hold on.
Do you see Techno Sweater?
Can you participate as an adult in the
reading program of Pizza Hut?
Scott can't.
Scott won't.
Scott won't.
Yeah, it's not that he couldn't.
It's not that he can't.
He just won't.
Holy smokes.
That is good stuff.
Did you know that when Pizza Hut had
their buffet,
they were the biggest buyer of kale on
the face of the planet?
I feel like Ken's got his number on
speed dial.
One, we're back on buffet.
On the buffet.
Dude, I...
right out of God wouldn't stop with the
kale.
I worked,
I had to work at a Wendy's for
right in college.
Yep.
And I was in charge of their super
bar.
If you don't remember the Wendy's super
bar,
we went through so much freaking kale to
cover three sections of the super bar.
Yep.
That's how you covered the ice back in
the day.
Yeah, nobody knew about it.
Nobody knew you could actually eat that
crap because it didn't look edible.
It looked like grass.
And at some point, somebody was like,
this stuff is full of vitamins and
minerals.
We should eat.
We should knock this down.
If you gnaw on it for a few
days, you can get through a piece.
Yeah, if you're lucky.
Sweet baby Jesus.
That is one of the few things,
and I say few things.
There's way more stuff than that that is
just stuck rattling around in my forty
nine year old brain.
Fergie is right.
Fergie is right.
The Gallagher table at Pizza Hut was lit.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
And you, the first,
my pizza first had the football with the
track ball and it was just X's and
O's on the, on the screen.
And you like spun the track ball to
like throw the pass.
And then,
and then you'd run with the track ball.
oh here we go what the heel that
was and then they brought in the galaga
and then that thing just took off galaga
was like galaga was outstanding one of the
biggest video games of my era yeah same
uh it's not even that way it's not
even so wayne's saying start a book club
and we'll just never read or talk about
him scott's gonna start the anti-book club
where he just goes around telling people
hey don't read that this week don't read
this week don't read whatever it is you
have in front of you put it down
it's gonna be okay oh my lord
So Ortega, it was the first.
It was super bar because it had Italian,
Mexican, and salad.
You had like an Italian pasta bar
connected to a Mexican taco bar connected
to a salad bar.
Beautiful thing.
And at the very end,
you had a couple troughs of soup.
I don't know what the technical term of
that is.
I'm going with troughs.
Probably not trough, if I had to guess.
I'll go ahead and say it's probably not
trough.
It might be.
It's entirely possible,
but I'm going to go ahead and say
it's probably not trough.
Ed, if we're talking pizza at buffet.
At the buffet, yeah.
We need to bring back Scholastic Book
Fairs.
Riff.
So I will say this, Ed.
They still have book fairs because my
daughter,
there's like two or three of them a
year at her school where she goes back.
And we have to stop her from buying
accessories like pencils and erasers and
all that shit.
Like, no, dude, we're not here for that.
If you want to buy a book,
we can buy a book.
For you to read because my co-host is
not going to read it at all,
even for the eight-year-old books.
But they still are Scholastic Book Fairs.
I don't know if you can buy a
post.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
It's me with glasses, man.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
He's got one hoof and one hoof with
fingers you can actually hold onto a
coffee cup with.
That is fantastic.
Better conversation.
No required reading on the mug.
Yep.
Yep.
I don't know if I'm going to make
it through this show.
Oh, you'll be all right.
You'll be all right.
Oh, the stoop trough.
Yeah.
You know what just slays me is every
time I come on this show and I'm
like,
I don't know what we're going to talk
about because there's no CrossFit news.
No need.
We're thirty minutes in and I'm having the
time of my life.
No need.
No need.
No need.
Oh, you know where else?
While we're on the subject of soup
troughs,
there's probably a protein trough at
At the Golden Corral.
Come to the Golden Corral.
Get your protein trough on.
Get your nanograms of protein right here.
At the Golden Corral Buffet.
At the Golden Corral Buffet.
You better believe it.
Oh, take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
Philip's the cheek and ab workout at
lunch.
It'd be all right.
Right.
It's good for his cardio.
It's good cardio.
It's fun.
Oh, man.
Clydesdale Book Club at Pizza Hut off
Highway Ten.
Please weigh in first.
I like that.
Fergie just tied it all together.
That was nice.
That was nice.
That's good stuff right there.
That is the synopsis of the whole show.
A hundred percent.
So speaking of book clubs,
my nephew has a beautiful little baby
named Olive.
not train olive just olive no no turns
out train olive's name is actually winter
who knew and uh and when she was
born they asked that like everybody buy a
children's book and write a message to her
inside and that was like the thing so
in a couple weeks is his first her
first birthday they want you to come
dressed as your favorite storybook
character
can you see how excited i am oh
yeah absolutely to embrace my love of
books absolutely dress up as a character
uncle scott uncle scott what are you
supposed to be uh i'm somebody who doesn't
read nephew sorry
Still,
I need to come as a blank page.
I'm not doing that.
Vicky,
I couldn't even read what was on the
sign behind the Clydesdale in the soup
trough.
It doesn't matter.
It's the soup trough.
That's all you need to know.
Available at your local Golden Corral.
Bring a spoon.
Yes, Ortega.
I mean, it's a trough.
Everybody can get in.
Fuel laughs, dumb ideas.
Which is our other byline for this show,
FYI.
And it looks like it's a nice minestrone.
all right bring it back in bring it
back in bring it back in so yeah
yeah so you know like normal so i'm
thinking of going to this party as uh
uh the man in the yellow hat from
cruz george do you have a raincoat i
I figure I can go somewhere and get
some yellow shit.
You shouldn't be able to get a yellow
raincoat and a yellow rain hat and you're
done.
I think it's a cowboy hat.
You're going Paddington Bear.
And even me that doesn't read knows the
difference between what Paddington Bear
wears and the man in the yellow hat
from Curious George.
Close enough.
If I find the raincoat,
I'll just go as Paddington Bear.
See?
See?
Look, two birds, one stone, baby.
I'm more the shape of Paddington Bear than
I am of the man in the yellow
hat.
It's fine, dude.
It's fine.
The weight's falling off of you, Scott.
At this point,
we just had a discussion the other day.
Rails?
Who needs rails?
badges we're going there are no rails or
we don't need no stinking rails either way
either way picky movie reference let's
just go go with either one you want
oh there you go the invisible man done
fergie has man he's a problem solver done
the man is like he's got it he's
got his together for damn sure
Yeah,
we don't need Scott going back in a
film.
We'd be all right.
Yeah, we're good.
There is.
There it is.
Whose idea was it to get a damn
producer?
Yeah, I don't even remember,
but I am certainly glad she was two
minutes late today.
I am not mad for that.
And she's got the caffeine shake.
She said, I can understand why now.
What is on the tag?
That is a profile picture.
Please look after this bear.
Please look after this bear.
Thank you.
That is a bear.
That is fantastic.
oh my gosh we would like to thank
producer vicky for scott's new profile
picture on instagram so vicky makes the
thumbnails based on what we talk about in
the show she's got a lot to pick
from today i think she has a lot
of content that she can just grab and
throw on the thumbnail at this point
A hundred percent.
I feel like she's probably working on that
right now.
Good night.
That is good stuff right there.
All right.
Let's talk about a couple other things.
Oh.
So I was reading an article because I
do read articles.
I was reading articles.
Because they're not written on paper is
why.
And did...
it was about what is the highest scoring
harrison ford movie on rotten tomatoes oh
you think about harrison ford there's a
lot of movies out there right he was
indiana jones he was han solo in star
wars lots of like cult favorite movies can
you name his number one rotten tomato
scored movie so here's the thing about
rotten tomatoes that i do not like is
that um they
It's like a critic thing, right?
Like, oh, we've got blah, blah, blah.
Well, this is not critic.
This is viewer scores.
So this is viewer scores.
Okay.
So they have the critic score and they
have the viewer score.
I'm going to go out on a limb
and give one of my favorite Harrison Ford
movies,
which is not Indiana Jones or Star Wars,
and go with The Fugitive.
That is it.
That is it.
You and Mark Phillips nailed it.
Meredith nailed it.
Dude,
when him and Tommy Lee Jones are apart
from each other and he's like,
I didn't kill my wife.
Tommy Lee Jones goes, I don't care.
I don't care.
That is, it's probably my favorite.
And I,
Indiana Jones is one of my favorite movies
of all time.
Oh, I love Indiana Jones.
Absolutely.
But The Fugitive,
every time I see it on TV,
I stop.
A hundred percent.
Absolutely.
I will watch that one hundred times.
i mean dude look at a cast tommy
lee jones um him joey pants uh i
can't think of the guy who was supposed
to be the young kid but he was
fantastic in it as well yeah like the
entire cast is outstanding all the way
through front to back
And just, it's well acted.
It's well done.
It's well put together.
The dialogue, just, you know,
the various one-liners.
When Tommy Lee Jones says,
I want a hard target search of every
hen house, outhouse,
go buy in whatever range area, like,
it's outstanding.
And the way Tommy Lee Jones plays the
part where he's calm, cool,
and collected throughout the whole thing.
And then there's that point where he gets
rattled.
Yeah.
And his demeanor completely changes.
Everybody thinks it's a coot calling in.
He picks up the phone and it turns
out to be Richard Kimball.
And then he's like, yeah.
Yeah.
Mark Phillips is correct.
If it's on, I leave it on.
There's no bad scenes.
There is not.
There's none.
And I just love it.
I know a lot of guys that work
in law enforcement.
I know one guy that went through the
FBI Academy, doesn't work for the FBI,
but he does.
A lot of them that have done,
I know some door kickers and stuff like
that.
And I don't care if you did it
or not.
Like that's that whole scene right there
where he just tells him I don't care.
It's that is a lot of guys like
I don't give a shit.
It's not for me to decide.
I really don't care.
I'm here to pick you up and bring
you in.
And like that's it's one of my favorite
scenes in all of cinema.
It's when I was when I was a
bartender,
I was talking to some state police
officers and they say they told me it's
not their job to determine guilt or
innocence.
Their job is to go pick up the
person they're told to go pick up.
That is it.
um i was six years old when it
came out so i asked my dad if
i could go see the fugitive yes you
can sema um so it's yeah it's just
a great movie and i needed something to
get me back on track just yeah for
a minute that's fine that's fine the other
thing i saw today from the illustrious
news resource uh the morning chalk up
Did you realize that for the first time
ever,
no rookie finished in the top ten at
the games?
I did not realize that.
I also don't care.
I just found it interesting.
Yeah.
You may not care.
Even though I've had my run-ins with the
morning chalk up,
I left them for a reason.
Sure.
But I just found it an interesting fact.
Something that makes me... Nothing that...
Not that it warranted a full article like
they gave it.
But I thought,
as Arsenio Hall used to say,
things that make you go, hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I mean,
that is in fact a stat.
Out of all the stats, that is one.
That is definitely one of them.
And I think it's also showing the
evolution of the sport.
Yeah, I wouldn't have known deeper.
And so it's harder to make a splash.
I wouldn't have known that was a thing
simply because of the fact that I don't
pay enough attention to the rest of the
top ten once they're out.
Does that make sense?
Once it's finished, it's like,
who finished seventh last year?
I really don't know and I really don't
care.
Oh, it was a rookie.
Oh, good for him.
High fives all around.
Fantastic.
What's he doing now?
Kind of like the NFL,
I think our sport is very,
what have you done for me lately type
deal.
And
Yeah, I really don't.
It is an interesting stat.
I will give you that.
I will also say that it probably doesn't
warrant an entire article.
That sounds like,
and I might probably show a little bit
of my bias here,
but that sounds like a tagline or like
a bullet point in a barbell spin,
like a rundown.
Like, oh,
and for the first time this year,
no rookie finished inside the top ten.
And then you move on.
Mark Phillips says he'd be curious how
often it's a male versus a female.
Off the top of my head,
I would say it's more often a female.
I would say so too.
But I do not know that for a
fact.
But I just think of like the Emma
Lawson, Mal O'Brien, Emma Carey, all that.
Arsenio, was Cowboy even alive back then?
How old do you think the cowboy is?
I am so very curious at this point.
Nobody say anything.
Nobody say anything.
How old do you think I am?
Please,
please go ahead and throw that number out
there.
That's funny.
Just say thank you.
I'm going to go ahead and throw this
out there.
He was out in the early nineties.
Yeah,
I'm going to go ahead and throw this
out there.
Tessus is forty two.
There's a number that is, in fact,
a number that is, in fact, a number.
Yeah.
Arsenio Hall is from Cleveland, Ohio.
Is he really?
I didn't know that was his tribute to
the dog pound round games.
yeah so you said cleveland like okay it
makes sense dog pound oh that poor bass
is a browns fan that is long suffering
that sucks in not the best area of
cleveland yeah hexie lover called you have
got the world fooled
Nosfit is the true age-defying drug.
Yeah.
I am forty-nine, Tessa.
I'll be fifty next year.
I guess this is probably not going to
help.
You can't see.
There's a lot of gray up in there
and up in here.
Oh, shut up, Ken.
Yeah, he is.
Forty-nine going on, fifty.
Forty-nine going on.
I'll be fifty in April.
Mark Phillips says he's a youngin' in this
crowd, though.
I don't know.
I think he's got some people on the
younger side.
But we probably do skew old.
Yeah, which is fine.
Which is fine.
My wife says every pot has a lid.
Sure.
Sure.
Unless you're at my house and there's my
wife has misplaced, but I mean, whatever,
it's fine.
Holy smokes.
That's what she used to.
That's what she used to tell her brothers
before they were married.
Um, that, Hey, every pot has a lid.
See, look, there it is.
As you stand short, people look younger.
Uh, when a percent,
that's why Joseph looked like he's twenty
three.
uh larry young so we have one year
in the same age group so larry must
be going on yeah that sounds right ah
did i have anything else i want to
talk about tyson bajan got hurt i don't
know if you guys saw that oh
So he won't be playing this week in
the preseason game.
Hamstring injury.
So he wasn't at practice yesterday.
Was he doing something?
During the game.
Okay.
The reason why I ask is if you
get – like I've seen people doing stuff
like running at full speed, trying to cut,
grab their hamstring because something
happened or whatnot.
Right.
that is a fact that every temp war
does not have a lid that is accurate
yeah um generally speaking it's been my
experience that if you you know i'll say
encounter a hamstring injury but you get a
hamstring injury while not really doing a
whole lot it's usually a whole lot worse
like if there's an impact if there's a
you know something that happened but like
if you just pull up just walking all
of a sudden your hamstring pops those
usually aren't real good that's usually a
bad thing
So it's believed to be pretty minor,
but he is the backup quarterback that they
want to be healthy for the season.
They're just being overly cautious.
You act like they gave him a ten
million dollar contract.
Yeah.
Because if Caleb goes down,
there is belief that Tyson could carry the
team for a period of time.
Yeah, he could.
And so they just don't want him hurt.
I mean, dude,
they would not have given him all that
money if they did not believe in him.
Tesla says people are so mean to Tyson.
Mike Tyson?
Who's mean to Tyson?
Tyson Chicken?
I'm in a fighting mood today.
Yeah, LeVar Burton, people mean in Tyson,
whatever.
Second anybody that talks bad about Tyson.
Get in line.
Get in line to the soup trough.
Scott is handing out ass whoopings left
and right.
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Damn, Scott said I got these hands.
Who's trying to catch them real quick?
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The price is wrong, bitch.
And you know what LeVar Burton's saying?
Son of a bitch!
Oh, God, that's so good.
I'm ready.
So in Lanterns, the best part,
I'm not spoiling anything.
When Jon Stewart takes out the one
criminal,
that's what I'm going to do to LeVar
Burton.
When you watch it tonight, you see that.
That's what Scott's doing to LeVar Burton.
Yeah,
I'll probably tell my wife that and she'll
have absolutely no idea what the hell I'm
talking about.
Mark Phillips,
be sure to tag LeVar in the reel.
Come get it, Mr. Burton.
Come get it, Geordie LaForge.
Let's go.
Geordie LaForge.
You just went Star Trek Next Generation.
Damn right.
If you don't know who Lieutenant Geordie
LaForge is, ladies and gentlemen.
You can get it too with that little
doodad on his face.
That always looked like my mom used to
have these hair clips.
Yes.
It was spray painted with gold glitter,
man.
They just rolled it from here to here.
I was like, just put that on LaVar.
It'll look like you got this funky looking
thing on your eye and it'll look very
spacey and futuristic.
So much.
All right, guys.
For nothing happening in CrossFit,
that was a fun show.
I think I burned like seven hundred
calories laughing alone.
It's the it's the Clydesdale media workout
plan.
Listen, if anything,
we try not to take life too seriously
on the show.
And I hope you guys have a good
time hanging out with us doing it,
because I'm still I was like last night
still getting comments about short people
at ATMs.
If you have not watched that,
I'm going to...
The AI version of it that I put
onto the thumbnail because I had to sub
in for Vicky.
It came out so good.
It really did.
If you haven't seen the clip,
I can't remember the guy's name,
but it's way funnier than I made it
out to be.
He's a comedian.
When he talks about stretching his toe to
keep it on the brake and reaching up
for the Taco Bell, and he's yelling,
can you meet me halfway?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
God, it was so good.
So good.
And he wants Taco Bell to pay for
his tendon surgery for making the stretch.
He said,
Taco Bell going to pay for this MRI.
I'm telling you right now.
Mark Phillips says you can catch a cramp
doing that for real.
Hey, especially us Masters athletes, man.
I got to warm up before I go
to the drive-thru.
Like, that's messed up.
We can't go down this rabbit hole again.
It's not even fun.
For real.
I don't have to do that.
All right.
Take us out, Vicki.
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
room to jazz me up.
I'm already jazzy.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Talking to reps,
real life strength in the battle.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time we press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
heat.
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.
Grab a plate.