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The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!
Speaker 1: The police are here, help me everybody, they are at once a week always checking in on me, you know, I'm fine. Today was a must.
Speaker 2: Uh oh. There was actually lights on in the studio when I got here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was troubleshooting that light over there and it's very frustrating to me.
Speaker 2: And our best man on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like when things don't work or some of my stuff breaks, I get very mad.
Speaker 2: And I like what you've done, you just walk down and come back and sit down.
Speaker 1: I did, because I can turn it on red and it works, it's fine, but look at, look at that. Isn't that frustrating? Oh, I'm so mad. I can't believe this. Piece of junk. I ain't got the money to upgrade, not in this economy.
Speaker 2: And not the effort to try to fix it.
Speaker 1: I wonder what those costs now, those parts have to come from overseas. Well, anyway, we'll avoid political talk for at least a couple minutes. How's Lieutenant Crane? Man, I'm doing super good. Yeah?
Yeah. Loving the weather. It's beautiful outside. I get to go do a live broadcast from the Pony Express car wash from 11 to 1. With my coat.
Yep. I got a beanie. I got an extra coat. I'm sort of ready. What my plan is, is to see how many people will just let me jump in their car and go through the car wash with them so I can stay warm.
Speaker 2: And tune their radio.
Speaker 1: K-Bear, what I want. I'll reset all their presets. I got plans. I mean, if they want to enter to win some Papa Roach tickets, it's just what has to be done. Yeah.
That's the deal. Let me in your car if you want to win some Papa Roach tickets. Is that against the law?
Only way to win, so let me in. What anything new going on in the community needs to be aware of? I mean, there's some snorries out there. Yeah. I saw somebody skipping down the road earlier. Like, dude, that sidewalk could be, you know, a little bit slick in areas. You should not dance down the street in these conditions. Whoo.
Speaker 2: We do need the moisture, but it's kind of Idaho, right? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why can't it just be up in the mountains? You know, just keep it up there. It rolls downhill. You know, we don't need it down here. If it's up there, we're good to go.
Speaker 2: That's why I think you should be in politics because you're God at maid.
Speaker 1: Well, based on the little panel that I read about where they had five candidates running for governor last night, I should be running for politics, actually, based on the responses I read there. I talked about it a little bit earlier. I'm like, why are you guys still talking about COVID and masks? That was six years ago. We can move along. Okay. We've got problems, people. We got real issues. Remember back when people were wearing masks? Why is that still a political issue? I don't know because Idaho is always like a decade behind the times. That's why maybe people didn't realize the pandemic's over.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go put my mask back in the car. Okay.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to tell everybody that you were all masked up. No, it's only those untrained guys that are currently out acting as police who wear masks everywhere they go.
Speaker 1: And that's funny because people love those masks, but other masks, no. Just none of it makes sense to me anymore, Lieutenant Cranes. I got you fired up and I didn't mean to. I know. I pounded a big cup of coffee.
I'm ready to go. Well, the problem was the first thing I saw this morning was that article about the five candidates running for governor. I mean, your buddy, you know, who's currently sitting in the hot seat. He didn't show up, but.
Speaker 2: You're just jealous because I get to hang out with you.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I bet he's a blast. Seems like a real party animal. Sure, we'd have so much fun.
Speaker 2: Tell him I said hi. I don't know if you just want to sit on yourself and watch you play video games. What's wrong with the games? I don't think you just want to watch.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. Oh, he'd want to play too. I maybe. OK, it might not be as good as you. Well, I mean, he is. Isn't he a rancher? Yeah. So he would love Red Dead Redemption Part Two, where you play a cowboy.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know if I want to play a cowboy with you in your home, because I know what you dress like with your cowboy.
Speaker 1: That's right. You know, you don't got to wear anything aside from chaps. Cowboy hat. That chins chaps in the cowboy hat. Tell I roll when I play Red Dead. Oh, well, everybody, as you would I assume, no, it is time for traffic school powered by the advocates. We're going to take a little quick break and be back in about two minutes. And we're going to start taking your calls because you're going to participate in the program today. Every single one of you. Everybody listening, you have to participate in call with the question. Or I'll just turn the station off dead air and let us know.
Speaker 2: Would you let Victor in your car?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question. Would you allow me to come with you in the car wash? It's scary. You're children. You were trying to. Oh, geez.
Speaker 2: You were trying to fix it like the light. You're just looking at it.
Speaker 1: Just looking at it. I get too distracted. We were doing mask talk off the air.
Speaker 3: I ride my four wheeler through the desert. No mask. I love sucking up dust.
Speaker 1: Valley fever, fake news scam. When you're four wheeling down in Mesquite, do you, you know, cover your face with a helmet? Well, okay, that's you're masking up. Yeah, there you go. Masking up safety first for me. Safety.
Well, yeah, you don't want to, you know, breathe in the dust or maybe bust your head open, you know, because I've seen how you drive vehicles. Well, we do have a caller on hold ready to go. So let's just get cracking here. Cabe, I am. We're good to go. All right. Who are you? Doug. Doug. What's up, man?
Speaker 4: Just check it on you guys. Just a question for Marvin. Oh, he knows your name. What's the question? Victor, you got something playing in the background on the phone. All right. That better. That's better.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Could you come and run the board for us, Doug?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could. I could give it a try. I deliver mail, so I think I can put it in the right box.
Speaker 1: I think you can do better than Victor's doing. I've just got stuff breaking around every Friday, Marvin.
Speaker 4: It's every Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got this nice clean studio and my things are just breaking. Makes me so mad.
Speaker 4: Well, that's because you didn't change the board from last night.
Speaker 1: I'm going to blame Jay Davis. He touched that light last. He owes me a new one. It came to a company event and got damaged. So, boss man, you owe me a new light.
Speaker 4: It's Jay's problem. It's Jay's fault. It's always Jay's fault, Victor. Yes. So what's up? So I guess my real question is, is can I sign up for the Popper Roach tickets? If you ride in the bed of my truck through the Pony Express car wash.
Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds great. That's it. I think that would mean I just take your entry and throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 4: I wonder how bad you two, man.
Speaker 1: That's what you call wet dog.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. That'd be horrible. I wonder how bad you'd get hurt going through a car wash in the back of a pickup. You'd be fine. Dude, I bet it would suck. Those are high powered sprayers and they got those spinning things. They're just whipping at high speed.
Speaker 2: What would it just covered in welts? What would it cost to get you to do it? Just to try it?
Speaker 1: Well, first I would have to find out how much pain is involved. Pain and suffering. Are you going to find that out without doing it? Well, there's got to be somebody who's done it. I mean, since nobody's calling, let's Google a man in back of pickup in car wash and see what we find.
Man or woman. Yeah, sure. Pick up in car wash. You know, if you guys don't call the questions, this is what you get. All right. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Patrick. Patrick, what's up, dude?
Speaker 5: How much? I don't have a traffic question, but I do.
Speaker 3: That's the point of the show.
Speaker 5: I don't know of a qualifier as traffic. Say you're getting attacked by wildfires in your vehicle, like a turkey. What can you do? Tell Victor to go home.
Speaker 1: So are you saying a turkey got into your vehicle or it's just pecking at the outside?
Speaker 5: On the outside. It won't go away.
Speaker 2: I know what I would do. Put it in drive.
Speaker 1: It's either going to get run over or it's going to move.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's tougher at turkey or a goose, man. Oh, I don't know. If a goose comes at you, they're mean.
Speaker 1: Who likes birds? Birds are terrible. Down with birds. Did you tase it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't carry a taser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he packs the real heat. Leave that to those guys on bicycles.
Speaker 5: I don't know if our discharging of firearm and city limits against wildlife is probably not OK. Protect life or property.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you're in real danger, a turkey was going to kill me. So I got out the double barrel. I didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 5: How are you doing, Mountain?
Speaker 2: I'm doing good. And thanks for asking.
Speaker 1: Well, Patrick, you know, appreciate the call, man. And I hope you have a great weekend, dude. You too. All right, see you, man. All right, leg. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this?
Speaker 4: Friday, Friday, Friday. My favorite day of the week today. That's when you're all hungover.
Speaker 2: We get our cars all out and shined up in a snows.
Speaker 4: Right. Yeah, beautiful day for a car show today.
Speaker 4: Oh, man, you know what? It's not going to snow in Vegas. Are you going this weekend or next weekend?
Speaker 1: Next weekend. So yes, I will be out next Friday, Lieutenant Krayna. Good. You got to put up with peaches.
Speaker 2: Hey, crazy car, would you ride in the back of the bed of a pick up through the car wash?
Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely. Well, clothes are not.
Speaker 2: Is that awesome? Well, your wife would probably prefer you non-cool. That'd be the first shower you've had in days.
Speaker 4: Why does it smell like dozing air?
Speaker 6: See, he's not even worried about being buck naked back there.
Speaker 1: No, car real out of hoeing.
Speaker 4: Oh, man, I mean, it's not it's the brush. It's not the brushless. It's the brushes one, right? Yeah, it's got to be with the brushes. Yeah. Oh, man, strap me the hood. I'm down.
Speaker 2: Face up or face down?
Speaker 4: Yeah, make sure they get that undercarriage real good.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're supposed to clean all areas of your body. All right.
Speaker 4: Oh, man. So my question this week. So I bought a truck from my boss and that deal fell through.
Speaker 2: And I'd already talked about something. After the seventh car, your boss has to have a dealer's license in the state of Idaho to keep selling you cars. Oh, he does.
Speaker 4: Whether they're stolen or not. Hey, you know, you got that vent punch, you know, a little hole punch.
Speaker 7: It's a real easy.
Speaker 2: We had a we had a group trying to do that, but they forgot the one down on the motor.
Speaker 4: Oh, that rookie. All right. So I had I had previously bought the plates and I got a customized plate that said streak on it and they gave me the tags and I ended up switching those plates to a different vehicle and now I can't find the tags. So and I heard there's a law going into effect that they don't need, they don't need to see your tags anymore. Is that already an effect or am I in violation?
Speaker 2: That will go into effect July 1st.
Speaker 4: So I just got to be careful till then. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: It's not against the law unless you get caught.
Speaker 4: No, exactly. And I have been driving the speed limit lately. Trust me.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Yeah, because the state sent you that letter that said, hey, one more and you're done. No, right.
Speaker 4: So do I do I go down to DMV and have them issue me new tags for that plate
Speaker 2: or the appropriate thing to do would be that, but July 1st, they're not needed anymore. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right on. Yeah, I have no idea where I put those tags. I have no idea where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: Not surprised, Carl. Not surprised.
Speaker 4: No, no. So, so do you have any suggestions for Victor what to do in Vegas while he's down there?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen Victor. He knows what to do.
Speaker 8: He's going to get arrested.
Speaker 4: No, I told you. It's not true. Rebound money. Always carry bail money on your person.
Speaker 2: In this economy. You might need it. Who's got money? You keep talking about the economy. The stock market's higher than it's ever been today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, who benefits from the stock market? Not the average person. You don't want to put money in it? Well, what I need to do is have that advanced knowledge like all these people in the government do. And, you know, when the president's going to get on TV and say, we're going to destroy an entire civilization, then the gas prices, you know, they skyrocket and then you get ready. And he's going to come back and say, I just can't. We'll give him a couple of weeks. And then you got to buy in, you know, when the stocks drop.
Speaker 8: Well, wasn't the last time when you got arrested in Vegas for three days? I've never been arrested in my whole life.
Speaker 4: Those are rookie numbers. You can pump those up. All right. I'll work on it next week. Right on. Right on. Well, hey, you guys have a good vacation. Oh, safe travels, man. Thanks, Carl.
Speaker 1: You have a good one, man. All right, we'll talk to you. All right, let's. Peace. Yeah, Ravonda snuck in and brought Lieutenant Crane a treat.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know. And I don't think he likes it.
Speaker 2: My eyes are horrible. It's dark in here and the print is small, but I think I got it figured out.
Speaker 1: I believe they're a candy covered sunflower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is delicious.
Speaker 1: Well, you told me that you guys, you police love to eat sunflower seeds. You told me back in the day that was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to be able to eat sunflower seeds, talk on the phone, run the radio and drive code at the same time.
Speaker 1: I know everybody thought donuts was the official snack of the police, but it's actually sunflower seeds.
Speaker 8: It's not donuts and coffee.
Speaker 1: Kay, Barry, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 4: He's Jason. I was going with Victor, Marvin. Good. What's up? Uh, so actually we have an actual traffic school question.
Speaker 2: About time. Stop. We're shutting this program down.
Speaker 4: Um, so when you're going down a two lane road like say Yellowstone, there's two way traffic both ways. And an emergency vehicle is coming with their lights and fans on. On the other side, is it the law to pull over?
Speaker 2: Three or more, no. But if they're running down the middle or the center, uh, the outside lane on the other side or the center, excuse me, the inside lane on the other side of the center and you're in the, uh, uh, interlane too. It'd be best if you yielded to him and get over, just give him some more room. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yep. I kind of thought it was, but then I see people just don't pull over all the time. So like.
Speaker 2: Same direction. Absolutely. You got to pull the right shoulder. Okay.
Speaker 9: All right, man.
Speaker 1: Good question. Appreciate the call. Yep. Peace. All right. K-Bear, you are live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's harder. This is your favorite. Oh, you know what? I just realized Ravonda, you're using the wrong microphone.
Push that one over and, uh, yeah, push it over the top of that one and then grab that one. There we go. Okay. I thought it sounded a little bit weird. So, all right.
Speaker 8: This one sounds better.
Speaker 1: I had things rigged up strange last night for our, uh, you know, business after hours with the Idaho Falls Chamber of Commerce.
Speaker 2: So yeah. Hey, I'm glad you're the favorite because he just shut you down.
Speaker 10: So what's up? What's up with you guys? You're having any phone calls today, I guess.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're chilling, relaxing, having a good time.
Speaker 1: We got lots of phone calls today so far. Yeah. So what's your question, Jay?
Speaker 8: Uh, is this crazy, Jay? Yes. Okay.
Speaker 10: Yes, this is the crazy way.
Speaker 4: How insane can you be and drive at the same time?
Speaker 1: Okay. Um, I have witnessed a few people that I have met that are clearly not all their mentally. You know, worse than me and they are definitely out on the roadways. Do you think there should be a mandatory driving test like every five years? Lieutenant Crane.
Speaker 2: So what does happen is there's not a mandatory. I don't know if it's a bad idea or not. But what I do do like is if you have a concern about somebody, you can actually submit that they be tested and the ITD will reach out.
Speaker 1: Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah. So if you have an elderly parent or somebody that might be having some issues and you're concerned about it, you can, you could submit a request and they'll reach out and put them through the driver. How about for holding political office? Can we have a mandatory test on that mental capability?
Speaker 8: Crazy, Jay. I wouldn't be driving anymore, bud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jay, you're going to get a knock on the door soon based on the information Lieutenant Crane just gave me.
Speaker 10: Oh, come on, man.
Speaker 4: Do you, do you not work Fridays anymore? Crazy, Jay?
Speaker 10: No, I work at 10.
Speaker 8: Oh, so tell them the address, your social security number, everything so you can find you.
Speaker 10: Okay, my social security number.
Speaker 8: Oh, goodness.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess we're back tearing from crazy Jay every Friday morning. What a blessing. Well, thanks, Jay. And I hope you have a good weekend, man.
Speaker 9: All right, you guys do. See you up.
Speaker 1: Kay, Barry, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this? Oh, this is Steve.
Speaker 10: Steve. Oh, what's up, dude? Oh, I just had a quick question. I was wondering, um, you know, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get If you're like driving on the road and there's a crash that happens right in front of you, are you legally obligated to stay and be witness or can you just go on your way?
Speaker 2: If you witnessed it, it's best if you do stop. The more important thing is if you could stop and render aid if needed and assist in getting other traffic not to crash into the first traffic crash. And I would think about it like this. If that was one of your loved ones in there, would you want somebody to stop and help them?
Speaker 10: Definitely I would. I was just wondering if it's a legal obligation or if you're just able to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you witness it, you're supposed to be a witness. It'd be awful hard to enforce that.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: But everybody listening, try to help people. Come on now.
Speaker 10: Help people. People gotta help people. At least that's what Mudbane says. That is right. Right on. I appreciate you guys and your time. Thank you. Go K-Bear. You guys rock. Hey, thanks man.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I hope you have an awesome weekend.
Speaker 10: Hey, you as well too. Thanks. Peace.
Speaker 1: K-Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Who's this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Adam. Good morning guys. Adam, what's up dude?
Speaker 5: Hey, my grandchildren are constantly wanting to ride in the bed of my truck.
Speaker 4: What is, I hear it's legal in Chicago. Is that so? I think so, right?
Speaker 2: It is legal, but how much do you love them? I wouldn't take them down to Interstate 15.
Speaker 4: But down like, still been in the back roads into town here in Copatello?
Speaker 1: Still. You know, over the years I've learned that maybe people who shouldn't be driving on the roads, they'll do. They still do and they like to think they get away with it by taking the back roads. It does seem like a bad idea. I've ridden in the back of many a pickup truck. I grew up here in Idaho. It was a thing, but...
Speaker 2: You're about to do it through a car wash.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go through a car wash in the back of a truck here and just view. But yeah.
Speaker 8: Can you please really do that and record it? No.
Speaker 1: Maybe if it was about 80 degrees outside, I'd consider it. But the water's probably hot in the car wash, I'd assume.
Speaker 8: Well, it hit the blowers too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Just going through that heat thing at the end. Ugh! Skin melting off. Yeah. All right, guys. All right. Thank you for the question. No problem, ma'am. Peace. I like when those questions come up because you know I always like a fine example of Idaho laws that don't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering how much money we could raise to do a fundraiser and donate it to a charity to have you write through the back of it.
Speaker 1: Well, see, I tried to find an article or a video. I can't find anything about a person going through... I could make national news. I could become famous.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Victor likes to run naked around. Like the block. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Not the block, just backyard. Kay Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Matt. How are you guys? Matt, pretty good. What's up, dude?
Speaker 7: So back when I was in high school, I was working at a mechanic shop here in Rexburg and we had a car wash and probably late 2000s. One of the guys had an older international scout and he actually took the top off and went through the touchless car wash and he said it honestly didn't hurt too bad. Just the rinse cycle got him. Yeah.
Speaker 8: See, Victor, you can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't have the touchless car wash. I go to the one that has the big spinning wheel of doom. Pony Express. Pony Express today, everybody, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the corner or well over there on a Northgate mile by Fred Marr. Marr.
Speaker 2: Fred Marr. And let us know how much you'd be willing to donate to a charity of your choice if Victor got in the back of a bit of a pickup.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if Victor actually does it, we could record it.
Speaker 1: It would probably go viral. Yeah. And yeah, again, it's got to be warmer outside or maybe it again, the water's hot. Maybe you'd feel pretty good. Kind of like a hot tub that's really messed up.
Speaker 8: Or you'll just freeze for a little bit and then you'll be all right in your truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sounds terrible.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's that hot, cold, refreshing thing.
Speaker 1: And they use that. You get like coated in armor all and things like that. You'd be all greasy, just bust out in zits. Can't imagine the car wash is good for the skin. I doubt it.
Speaker 8: Hey, you get a free wash, though. That's true. Yeah. And then you don't need a shower later.
Speaker 7: I probably would still shower after that.
Speaker 1: That's high quality soap. It takes the bugs off.
Speaker 8: Yeah. The bugs attached to them. They love Victor. He got, he has bought, what are they called?
Speaker 1: Botflies? Yeah. Packed with parasites. Yeah. Gonna go to the Amazon jungle on my next vacation. I want worms. There you go. We'll appreciate the call, man.
Speaker 7: Hope you have a good one. Yep. You too. Thanks, I see it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 11: Hello, this is Jason. Jason, what's up, dude? Oh, hey, I got a text the other day and I want to read it to you. Oh boy. Oh boy. Okay. It says the Idaho department of motor vehicles has officially notified us. That the penalty will take effect and that it says March 26. It's been a while.
Speaker 1: Hold on. I got one of those too. Have you heard about this scam? No. Lieutenant Crane? Okay, let me see if I could find the message on my phone because I've actually gotten a couple of these recently about, okay, here's one. This is Idaho ITD toll enforcement. Do we have any toll roads? No, I don't have any toll roads.
It's a delinquent payment identified, must remit by 11th of April to evade a 35% additional charge, license cancellation, registration barrier and legal consequences. And then it's got what does not look like an official Idaho website that I could click a link. Yeah, there's a lot of those popping up.
I should have made you aware of that, I guess, since you're involved with roads. Scammers gonna scam. I just wonder how some people fall for some of these things. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So, okay, I'm good not responding. I kind of figured as much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. I would say if you get a message like that, drive over or call the DMV directly. Yeah. Ah, there you go. Don't mess with an online form. Or just ignore it. Like I did. That's what I did.
I just went on, okay, whatever. Report a spam. Okay, thanks so much. All right, appreciate the call, man. Okay, bye. Kay, Bear, you are live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey, I'll make you a deal, man. I'll take the front face down, you get in the back of the bed face up and let's make some money for that charity, man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 4: I will pay you 20 bucks to ride in the back, all right in the front, face down, bro. Let's do this. Let's make some money. All right, I'm down, Carl. There we go.
Speaker 8: Plan for the day. Or I can drive the truck and you and Victor can both be in the back. Come here, Carl. You guys can hold each other and, you know, do some kissing. I know.
Speaker 1: Holding each other is one thing.
Speaker 12: Did that list of things that aren't manly to do include holding another man in the back of a... I would hope so. Should be number one.
Speaker 8: I don't know, Victor. I think you would do it.
Speaker 1: It depends on the man. All right, crazy, Carl. Yeah, crazy, Carl, you're good. He's got a beard that can keep me warm.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. You know, when you get to the air part, you know, I don't know, the Motley Crew song, Skydyed Naked from an airplane, that sounds like a horrible idea, man. I mean, those nuggets would be so tender by the time you hit the ground. Oh, I think you guys will be fine. Oh, man. Right on. We'll wait till it warms up. Let's do it, man. I'm down. I'm totally down.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're going to get it done. Raise that money.
Speaker 4: It's going to happen.
Speaker 1: All right. Carl, no more ideas. No more calling him with ideas.
Speaker 4: All right, all right. All right, I'll hang up. I did. You guys have a good weekend, man. You too, man. See ya.
Speaker 1: A lot of carwash talk going on today. It's because of me. Kay, Barry, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 11: Cameron. Cameron, what's up, dude?
Speaker 2: Nothing. Thanks, Carl. All right, see you later, bro. Say bye.
Speaker 1: Same here. Do you have a question for the program?
Speaker 4: No, I just want to say hi. It's my first time calling. Oh, first time caller.
Speaker 1: You're not in a prize, I think. You're supposed to say, love you, love the show.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Love you, love the show. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you. The prize you won is you get to ride through the car wash. Yeah, you get a complimentary trip.
Speaker 8: Red Vector in the back of the truck. And Carl. Yeah. And Carl. You're a winner. Yeah, you got this. I don't car car.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was, but I dumped out in case. Okay, so no questions, Cameron? Nope. All right, dude. Well, thanks for calling and saying hi. We appreciate the politeness.
Speaker 3: Okay. All right, see ya.
Speaker 1: We got some interesting calls today.
Speaker 8: That was probably the weirdest one so far.
Speaker 1: Let's see if anybody posted any online as we are getting close to being out of time on traffic school again, 208-535-1015, the number to call if you'd like to ask myself or Lieutenant Crane a question about the law. Where the heck's that post? Where did it go?
Speaker 8: Or me because I mean like I know a lot about the law.
Speaker 1: You do. Ravanda's a law expert.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Ravanda's crazy.
Speaker 1: Does Ravanda have any traffic law questions? Gotta think about it. Okay, let's see. Jesse wants to know if you can get a DUI if you're in a Tesla on self-driving mode.
Speaker 2: Well, you're the one totally responsible for that vehicle in there. Yes. So yes, you can.
Speaker 8: Okay, so I do have a question. Okay, that took a while. Okay, so if someone keys my car or like crashes into my car and I don't know who it is, what do I do? Just nothing. Turn it into your insurance. Yep, okay.
Speaker 9: All right, easy answer there.
Speaker 1: Kaye Berry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Dusty. Dusty, what's up dude?
Speaker 12: So how do you submit somebody to taking their driver's test?
Speaker 2: Go out to the ITD website and there's a form out there that you fill out. And they're not going to do it if you're just doing it as a prank, right? But if you have a family member you're concerned with that's getting elderly or you can show reason why they'll go out and test them.
Speaker 12: Well, remember how I was telling you about my crazy neighbor that doesn't live at the State Hospital South?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the neighbor that can just break the law because he's old.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you can take another driver's test.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know that might be one way to get back at him for all the grief he's been giving you. That's what I'm saying. ITD's website, there you go.
Speaker 8: I think after, I think when you're 43 you need to retake your driver's test. I drive just fine.
Speaker 1: So yeah, make sure to report back to us. Let us know how it goes Dusty. I will, thank you. Alright, thanks ma'am. Peace. Alright, well, I mean how much time you got Lieutenant Crane?
What do you need? Well, we've got a bunch of questions from online but you know these people are too lazy to call and I don't really appreciate them. Maybe we save them. Yeah, we could. We could put them on backlog for next week. Yeah. That way if people aren't calling, could we add callers nonstop today? That is awesome. Alright, well then we'll save these questions. Again, people who posted questions online.
Speaker 8: We got another caller.
Speaker 1: Yep, and we prioritize the callers. Okay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the Advocates. Who's this? This is JD, good morning. Love you, love yourself. Thank you JD, proper caller. What's up JD? I love you man.
Speaker 13: I just wanted to say if you're old you can break the law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at a certain age, at least in Blackfoot, at a certain age, you're allowed to break the law. Now I don't know what the laws are like in Shelley but it's another small town. It seems like the type of place at a certain age, they're just like, hey, he's just old, just leave him alone.
Speaker 8: Wait JD, okay JD, how old are you?
Speaker 13: Uh, 62 right now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you shouldn't be driving man. Ah, starting.
Speaker 13: Alright, well, so how much does it cost to have you drive me around to all the stuff that I gotta do, Ravonda?
Speaker 8: Uh, where, I don't know, I'll do it for free because I love you man.
Speaker 13: And then when the little black SUV, you know, is parked in front of the station right now, starts following it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes. Exactly.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, um, you pull over and give that guy treats, so what do we do?
Speaker 8: I mean, if you want to steal some children, you can do that.
Speaker 1: Ravonda, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8: Yeah, just be like, you know, I got some candy in the car.
Speaker 13: No, I know, but...
Speaker 8: You want to help me find my puppy?
Speaker 13: There's a little black SPY SUV parked in front of the station on Friday mornings. I'm wondering if that's the one that follows us around.
Speaker 8: It's probably peaches, honestly.
Speaker 13: Okay, alright, I just wanted, I mean, so I'm hoping I can break the law freely then, 63 right?
Speaker 1: Um, 63, I can't, how old did that guy say, how old did Dusty say his name? 72. So you got to be, I think at least, I'm guessing 70 to just break the law and get away with it.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I mean, we know that people that are close to 80 can get away with breaking whatever laws they want, so I think 70. Well, okay, so if I break the law and I get caught and I go to prison, does that automatically give me a retired fund because they're going to feed me and let me have a bed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. I mean, that's cheaper than a retirement home. Better than what I'll get if I retire right now.
Speaker 8: I mean, you got a free place to sleep and eat.
Speaker 1: You know, you're good. You might get a roommate, people to hang out with.
Speaker 8: You just got to take a crap next to him.
Speaker 1: All the time. Settle down for both of them.
Speaker 13: And I have friends like you that are going to write me lots of fun letters, right? Absolutely, absolutely. Okay, well, I'll wait another nine, 10 years before I start getting into that law breaking part of it.
Speaker 8: Be careful because we're out to get you.
Speaker 13: No, they're not hot. Everybody's out to get me. Everybody's out to make me work myself to death, but anyway.
Speaker 1: That's true. Enjoy your workout and that beautiful weather today, JD.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, you know the deal, buddy. Hey guys, have fun.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You too, see ya. People calling nonstop. We'll do one more. Okay, Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Dusty. Dusty again. All right. What's up, Dusty?
Speaker 12: So you have to be 77 years old and your birthday has to be on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Dusty about to dox somebody. So far we have the age. We have the birthday. What town they live in. My mother give us the address and social security number.
Speaker 12: I got that too.
Speaker 8: A funny thing is my daughter was born November 14th and if you think about that, what's nine ones before November 14th? Oh, jeez.
Speaker 1: Yup. All right, Dusty, you have a good one, man. You too. You're gonna do one more, Lieutenant Green. Let's do it. All right, Kay Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Dusty. Dusty, what's up?
Speaker 6: So, in Idaho, when you home school, you can also be your student, the driver's eye teacher.
Speaker 2: Yup, they're making a lot of it. The parents are gonna be responsible for teaching their children how to operate a motor vehicle. Right.
Speaker 6: My other question is, if you have a valid driver's license, but you have to have the interlock, does his hours still count if you have to have the interlock, but you're in the passenger seat?
Speaker 2: Yup, as long as you can pass the interlock. Wait.
Speaker 1: Kay, I've got a concern here. We've been doing this show like 10 years and how many times have we gotten a call from somebody who said, my driving instructor told me blank, and these are trained driving instructors. Right. We're just gonna let him know, put in head, teach their kids how to drive. How many calls have we gotten over the years?
Speaker 3: Well, my brother said this, my dad said this, go to life in Idaho Falls, look at people argue all day about it.
Speaker 6: I'd like to know why I have to have an interlock when it wasn't even an alcohol offense. What was the offense? I had a possession offense.
Speaker 1: Oh, for a week. Well, I mean, that is a... Most people that possess it like to use it. That's the rumor on the street.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. But let's be honest, and we don't know who you are, we can't track you down, but...
Speaker 8: He will find you. If you possess it, do you like to use it?
Speaker 6: Do I like to use it more? Absolutely, right?
Speaker 2: I just think you just answered your own question.
Speaker 6: Well, it's not like the interlock can test for that, you know.
Speaker 1: Does it test for that? No. Alcohol.
Speaker 6: No, it does not. No, only alcohol, so there's no playing even happening.
Speaker 3: Because I still smoke that double blood.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Idaho. We've already discussed the laws don't have to make sense. All right?
Speaker 8: None of the laws in Idaho make sense.
Speaker 6: You can't fish while riding a giraffe. Who did that in order for that to become a law?
Speaker 8: Are you sure it's not a zebra? No, it's a giraffe.
Speaker 9: Can't fish from a giraffe. Let's see here. That would actually be really cool.
Speaker 1: Well, according to Boise Weekly, yes, you can fish from the back of a giraffe.
Speaker 6: Oh my God, they changed it.
Speaker 1: Or at least in Boise. I don't know. Maybe statewide. Lieutenant Crane, keep an eye out for people on the giraffe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a priority.
Speaker 1: Well, we appreciate the call today and I hope you have an awesome weekend. You too. Thank you. See you. All right, everybody, we do appreciate you calling, but I think we've gone far enough over our time limit. So any other messages for the community today, Lieutenant Crane? Enjoy the winter.
Enjoy the winter. It's finally arrived. Yeah, just four months late.
It's here. But yeah, be careful out there, everybody. And you have an awesome weekend, Lieutenant Crane.
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