Traffic School

This episode opens like a deceptively calm Idaho sunrise before immediately spiraling into absolute chaos, as Lieutenant Crain and the crew emerge from their winter hibernation to discover that yes, it is technically spring—but also somehow still ice-covered crop season because Idaho weather is a psychological experiment conducted by God. Meanwhile, Viktor casually drops that he attended Sick New World like a normal person, except NOT NORMAL because instead of fully attending, he basically hotel-room goblin’d the concert like a cryptid watching bands through a window, whispering “this is just like our wedding” while probably wrapped in a blanket like a burrito of bad decisions.

Things escalate into paranormal nonsense as he willingly walks into Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum, where instead of ghosts it’s just SERIAL KILLER STARTER PACKS™ on display—INCLUDING ACTUAL Ted Bundy ARTIFACTS—because nothing says “fun weekend getaway” like staring directly into the abyss and then saying “yeah I think I’m curse-free” like a man who has absolutely already been spiritually marked for deletion. Somewhere in that museum is a cursed doll so evil even Zak Bagans won’t look at it, which obviously means Viktor made direct eye contact and is now on a 3–5 business day delay before becoming the villain origin story.

Then we slam into TRAFFIC SCHOOL, which is less “education” and more “barely controlled verbal demolition derby.” Callers roll in like NPCs in a fever dream: one guy is deeply concerned about blue reflective lug nuts, prompting a legal breakdown that somehow turns into “why do you even WANT blue lug nuts?”—a question that echoes through the void unanswered, much like our purpose in life. Another caller tries to organize a car show convoy like he’s planning a Fast & Furious spinoff called Grandpa Drift, asking if he should CALL 911 to coordinate it, which is the energy of someone who absolutely should not be in charge of anything but vibes.

Then—WHIPLASH—an emotional call drops about a real-life tragedy ending in THREE CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES, and for a brief moment the chaos pauses, reality punches everyone in the throat, and the show becomes human again… before immediately returning to discussions about sleep-talking harassment, Snapchat evidence of Viktor speaking in tongues at 6:30 AM, and whether it is a CRIME to emotionally terrorize your partner while they’re unconscious (jury’s still out, but morally? straight to jail).

From there it devolves further into pure madness:
  •  A rogue highway demon driving 90+ mph with bright lights like a GTA side quest boss 
  •  A man allegedly driving while… uh… “cooling himself down” in ways that should NOT be multitasked 
  •  Debates about whether hanging out of car windows is illegal (answer: also just don’t recreate Hereditary, please) 
  •  Scooter bandits in the streets like Walmart has become Mad Max 
  •  And a philosophical war over roundabouts, where Viktor declares himself future dictator of circular traffic systems 
By the end, the episode collapses into political satire, workplace slander, partial water bottle conspiracies, and the haunting realization that nobody in that studio has a chair, a working phone system, or control over anything—including their own lives. The show signs off the way it lived: confused, chaotic, and one bad decision away from becoming evidence in a court case.

What is Traffic School?

The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!

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Speaker 1: happening, Lieutenant Crain? Man, it's actually spring out there this morning.

Speaker 2: Is it? I haven't been out since it was dark outside.

Speaker 1: Farmers that watered, there's ice on their crops, but yet the sun's shining, no clouds in the air. Good old Idaho spring.

Speaker 2: Yeah, baby. I think it's supposed to look pretty good for next week, though. I think we're supposed to get up into mid-70s and just kind of sit there. Don't threaten me. I'm trying.

Speaker 1: How was your week? Well, mine was good. I'm curious to learn how your weekend was.

Speaker 2: My weekend was really good. I didn't have to call you to get bailed out or anything like that, so that's good. That's success. Yes. We went to the big show, Sick New World. That was a lot of fun. Our hotel was literally right next to it, and you could look out the window and see the show.

Speaker 1: So you didn't even leave your hotel? No, I'm just sat in bed. Your dream. Watch some bands. Hey, hon, this is just like when we got married.

Speaker 2: That's right. It was fantastic. And so that was a fun day. And then we went to the Haunted Museum, Zach Bagan's Haunted Museum, filled with all kinds of cursed dolls and kind of gross like serial killer stuff. Yeah, it was kind of odd. You know, you're going into the Haunted Museum and you expect to see, OK, here's this weird thing.

But then you go into this next room and they're like, here's all Ted Bundy's stuff that the Utah police found on him when they picked him up. Look at it. Like, OK, that's kind of creepy.

Speaker 1: You haven't been pondering any weird ideas since, have you?

Speaker 2: Well, I did look at a cursed doll that Zach Bagan's was like, I will never look at this doll again. It's the most evil doll ever. But it's around the corner if you want to go look at it. So I went around the corner and I'm like, OK, scary. You're a smart guy.

Far as I know, came back curse free. So I think so anyhow. You have to be determined. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how long those things take to kick in. You know, it's slow. You've got to wait a while and just bit by bit or does it just bam?

Speaker 1: Hit you all at once. That reminds me of my daughter when she was about five years old, asked me one day, she's like, how old do you got to be before you're just rich like grandma and grandpa?

Speaker 2: I'm still wondering that myself. Apparently it's not 43.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you just wake up one day and you're loaded.

Speaker 2: I can't wait for that. Hey, it'd be so nice. So yeah, that was the really fast breakdown of the trip. Concert, a little bit of Fremont Street and Haunted Museum.

And then, well, I hit you up when we were in Mesquite because we stopped and donated a little bit of money to the Virgin River Casino. The town needs it. I know. I know they needed our dough. So gave them, I don't know. It wasn't very much. I get frustrated when it comes to any kind of gambling really fast because if I lose five dollars, I'm like, I needed that five bucks.

Speaker 1: You're like, you walk out, you're like, let that $15 keep the lights on.

Speaker 2: That's right. So we left Mesquite and we went to a place where there ain't gambling in sight, Nephi. So you listeners, I think you know what it's about time for. Traffic school powered by the advocates had to go last week with peaches. You know how peaches is. I do know spectacular.

Very stern with the colors just hangs up on them fast. Your question's been answered. So it'll be a little more lighthearted today, everybody. And look at that. We've already got a caller. I like a start to the show like that.

Speaker 1: I'd like to start with a maid for cleaning up around here.

Speaker 2: Hey, you know, we did a pretty good job. Huh? Don't look at my office. How about a janitor? Yeah, we clean up like, you know, kids just move the stuff. Don't, don't lift the carpet. Yeah, exactly. Don't look in the cupboards. Uh, K-Bare, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Josh. Josh, what's up, dude?

Speaker 3: Hey, so, um, my question for Officer Crane is, um, I know, according to Idaho law and all that, that you

Speaker 1: can't have a minute if you're calling and tell me what it is. Why you call that question?

Speaker 3: I guess they're just for like a little bit of like clarification stuff. So, you can't have blue lights on a car, um, because of police and all that, but

Speaker 4: if it's like a reflective material, yeah, for real, um, if it's a reflective material, um, on it and like something shines on it and it reflects blue,

Speaker 3: is that also against the law or is that kind of just a gray area?

Speaker 1: No, it's not against the law. It's not gray. Uh, what happens is you just can't have blue lights that rotate or signal that you may be an emergency vehicle. Uh, if you just have blue reflective tape on it, and I don't know what your goal is with that, let's talk about that. What, what would you hope to gain by having blue reflective tape?

Speaker 3: Uh, well, I just, um, as I was out and about the other day, I just noticed, um, like on some lug nuts for a vehicle that there was just blue on that and I was, um, so is it Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

Speaker 1: So when you talk about trailers that are, uh, over six feet long that you're pulling by vehicle or truck, that has to be yellow or amber. Uh, and there can be red on those also. But, uh, yeah, no blue tape on that, but, uh, that would get into the weeds with blue lug nuts. It'd be hard to get anything sighted on that. Okay. All right.

Speaker 2: Right on dude. We'll appreciate the call today. Yeah. Thank you. Have a good one.

Speaker 1: I'm pulling you over on my lug nuts.

Speaker 2: No, I pulled you over, sir. K-Bare, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 5: Oh, it's Friday. My favorite day of the week. Can you guys still go on your color ID?

Speaker 2: That's right. No, no upgrades around here. Yeah, it was funny. Somebody was accusing me online of, uh, being able to go on the company dime. I'm a business trip to big concerts. How nice that must, must be. I'm like, I can't even get a chair in here. That's quality.

Speaker 1: Believe me, folks, he's not getting anything.

Speaker 2: I definitely paid for that trip myself.

Speaker 1: He's getting more than he's worth, but he's not getting anything. That's right. Can't get a phone. Can't get a chair. Can't get any respect.

Speaker 5: I'm going to start a go fund me and get you a chair and color ID. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Well, supposedly, you know, the phone systems are getting upgraded. We'll see. We'll see.

Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, right on. So, uh, on this week on Carl ponders, I think I've probably asked this before.

Speaker 1: yeah, I thought about a friend. Oh, no, that's yeah, I got tried that. It doesn't work. My mom even paid a kid once.

Speaker 2: I hear the peaches being the power. Hey, you have peaches on his team up. There you go. Peaches need to pal. Yeah.

Speaker 5: So Texas Roadhouse reached us out to us and they want to do a car show. Free plug. Good for you. Sunday at one o'clock. And so I want to take and have everybody leave the bank parking lot at the same time.

Speaker 1: That's how they would announce at the show. Yeah, I got to be honest with Carl. I don't know all your classic car drivers are listening to K-Bear 101.5.

Speaker 5: They better be. Yeah. Good. Oh. They're more of the 102 crowd. Yeah. Right. Oh, how dare you. Stations are dope.

Speaker 1: But we love Jaguar.

Speaker 2: Hey, he's at least local. You know, 102.

Speaker 1: I don't think they've got a DJ in the house. Pocatello. I was like, yeah, I had my, I don't pay attention.

Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I don't pay much attention to them because yeah, they don't have any DJs. So, you know. We don't want to hire staff. Who needs that?

Speaker 5: Crazy Carl's go, hey, stop them. Sponsor my cars. So, uh, but yeah, I want to have everybody leave at the same time. So do I just call 911 and go, Hey, man, there's a bunch of old hooligan hot rotters out here blocking the road. Or can I call dispatch and have them have an officer come out?

Speaker 1: Well, either way, you're going to get dispatched because 911 and the non-emergency line goes both to dispatch.

Speaker 6: Just depends on how urgently they answer it.

Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if you're going to get the dispatcher to leave the console.

Speaker 3: Come down to where you're at. Go, Hey boys, let's load them up. So Carl, what I would suggest is you as a leader of this hooligan group at some point, walk along them and say, listen gentlemen, we're leaving here at nine AM. Please be in your cars lined up and ready.

Speaker 2: I got a better idea. Carl, do any of your guys own a hearse? You just create your own funeral procession. People just get out of the way.

Speaker 5: I mean, I'd take my own death, you know, yeah.

Speaker 4: But then what's going to happen, Carl, is you're just going to hopefully jump in line and keep them as close as you can. How far you traveled from where your first station is to Texas Roadhouse?

Speaker 5: So it's a Key Bank Yellowstone, Alameda, and we just drive north on Yellowstone over the overpass and Texas Roadhouse right behind Kmart there. And a car show will be starting about one o'clock.

Speaker 1: So I don't know if you've ever heard the old saying do it and beg for forgiveness later.

Speaker 5: Maybe what you do, you've got two lanes going northbound right there. Maybe what you do is have a guy kind of visible, stand there, wave traffic over to the number one lane while everybody can pull out of the parking lot in the number two lane and get in the line and go. Right. Cause traffic's not game plan.

Speaker 1: Traffic's not going to be that heavy, but you can't force anybody not to move over. So if they want to stay in the number two lane,

Speaker 5: get out of the way and save your life. Right on. I think I'm just going to roll with that, man. Yep. Yep.

Speaker 1: All right, Carl. Right on. It should take long to get three cars out on the road.

Speaker 5: I was talking to the girl and she goes, well, we want to give free appetizers to all the participants that come to the car show. And I'm like, are you sure you want to do that? We might have 120 cars. I don't want to put you out of business or anything.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And don't be spreading rumors on the show. I don't want Texas Roadhouse calling up the GM.

Speaker 4: Oh man. I heard on cable that they're just giving away food.

Speaker 5: Food, everybody's free. Carl said that, not us. I got this 82 carola.

Speaker 2: Exactly. Sure. I've got a car.

Speaker 5: Right on. All right, man. Hey, if you guys aren't doing anything, man, swing by, hang out right on.

Speaker 2: You got it, Carl. Have a good weekend, man. Have a good weekend. We'll see you. See you. Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Dennett. And what's going on today?

Speaker 5: Well, I wanted to do more excited about the collar.

Speaker 1: Hey, I'm disappointed because he didn't call her. You're disappointed because beaches walk in. I don't know.

Speaker 7: I think that my own studio. They do some climbing over there. I got you.

Speaker 2: OK. Hey, dude, how you going?

Speaker 1: I just the disappointment was rapid.

Speaker 6: Because officer crane, I don't think you'll remember this, but it because it's been a long time ago. I discussed with you an incident that happened with in Texas. Little refreshing. And my child was visiting for the summer and some things happened. And yep. Well, it has come to a resolution as of Thursday of last week. Three consecutive life sentences. Wow.

Speaker 2: Glad that justice was served.

Speaker 6: You and me both. And as that prosecutor said in her closing argument, that preacher man.

Speaker 2: OK, OK, let's try to keep things as pleasant as possible.

Speaker 1: I would just say this. I hope the family can come to peace and stuff. Now there's resolution there and move forward and heal.

Speaker 6: Well, and we've pretty much done that. I mean, this was five years ago and it's just now coming to a resolution.

Speaker 2: Sorry, it took so long, but I'm glad it wrapped up properly.

Speaker 6: I know I just wanted to call and say thank you for the advice and. It was done.

Speaker 1: It's always good to hear when you win one.

Speaker 2: Exactly. Well, Bennett, I hope that. Thank you. Hey, you have a great weekend, man. You guys as well. All right, we'll talk to you soon. What? Right. Well, let me play this little sweeper. So, Peech, is what's happening?

Speaker 7: Oh, nothing. I just got kicked out of my own studio. Got got the boot, huh?

Speaker 1: Yeah, don't look like you're too welcome here.

Speaker 2: Once you get out of here, too. He wasn't even he wasn't even asked me politely to host traffic school last week. He's like, you're going to host traffic school.

Speaker 2: That's not true. That's not true. I like gunpoint.

Speaker 7: You see that I prevailed knife over here?

Speaker 2: That's what I got. I did. I came at him with a knife. I was like, listen, you're covering for me.

Speaker 1: All I know is you don't hide your emotions very well.

Speaker 2: I'm just a little sleepy. All right. Oh, that's a little. Brumpy sometimes. I have a lot to do today and I'm like, oh,

Speaker 7: is it illegal if like your significant other keeps you up by talking to you in your sleep? Yeah.

Speaker 2: Is that harassment? If your significant other films you and talks to you and sends it to people because she thinks it's funny because you will talk in your sleep if she starts talking to you. That's disturbing your peace. It is. It is. I'm like, why am I so tired? And then I peaceful and I look at the snapchat feed and I'm like, that's me. Sounding like a maniac.

Speaker 7: It's always great when I wake up and I see that I got sent at six thirty in the morning, nine different snaps from Ravonda. Just antagonizing Victor. Yeah, it messed up.

Speaker 1: Peaches is hanging out and out at the alibi to you.

Speaker 7: Yeah, me and Clint all day every day.

Speaker 2: 208 535 one on one five. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates people. Let's see. Somebody online wanted to know, do people get ticketed for running red lights?

Speaker 1: You would think not, right? I hope not. There's plenty of tickets being written out there. Yeah. Unfortunately, but as we've discussed many times, each officer has discretion, right? What's our what's our ultimate goal is to change behavior. And so if you're driving in a way that may not be safe and sound for everybody, are you or anybody around you, we're going to take the action needed that we think will correct that behavior.

Speaker 2: I think that the city of Idaho Falls is intentionally trying to get people to run red lights

Speaker 1: because the guy holding the light and going off on you

Speaker 2: every day when I get off work, I hit every red light on the way home. It's Lieutenant Crane messing with you. Why is this happening? We put that device on your car. Must be the one that just triggers the red light. Yeah, infuriating. All right. Hey, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 8: Tell peaches, you're welcome.

Speaker 2: Hey Ravonda, I got a question for you real quick. Oh no. How many partial bottles of water should one guy have at his work desk? Wait, what? How many partial bottles of water should a guy have at his work desk? These ones are full.

Speaker 5: Are you sure they're bottles of water or filled with vodka?

Speaker 1: Mixtures.

Speaker 7: He's down in that one as soon as not water. Don't smell this bottle.

Speaker 4: Don't smell my breath.

Speaker 5: I hope you enjoy the video of Viktor talking crazy.

Speaker 2: Stop harassing me in my sleep, Ravonda.

Speaker 1: The last thing people want is pictures of Viktor in his bedroom.

Speaker 4: You know what? Next time it's going to go on social media.

Speaker 2: Oh, well, I'll put something of you on social media. Take that, man.

Speaker 6: We'll see. We'll see about that. All right.

Speaker 2: Well, good to hear from you, Ravonda. And we'll see you soon. Bye. All right. 208-535-1015, the number two call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Let's see here. Somebody says, you can't ticket a car only a person referring to cameras that send tickets. Do we have cameras that people get ticketed for things like running red lights here in Idaho?

Speaker 1: I think there may be some in the Boise Valley, but we don't have any around here.

Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, I didn't think so. Or so you guys claim. Well, those cameras are just for traffic flow. We're not watching always.

Speaker 1: But they can't ticket a vehicle, right? If you have your vehicle parked in a no parking area and you walk away, what gets the ticket? The vehicle does.

Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, ultimately it goes to you, but that would be ticketing a vehicle. Yeah.

Speaker 1: If you park in a handicapped parking spot and leave without a placard, cars get in the ticket.

Speaker 2: Well, how are you supposed to park up close if you don't have a handicap?

Speaker 1: My brother-in-law, I love the guy, he said, hey, I don't get it. Your sister makes me go to the high school track and work out every night. Then we drive to Walmart and I have to drive around for 30 minutes to find the closest parking spot to the building.

Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Get a few extra steps in. Can we just went to Walmart first? It's like the people who park right up at the doors of the gym.

Speaker 1: I love being somewhere where somebody pulls into a handicapped parking spot. They shouldn't be and I'm out of uniform and they get out and I'm like, it's a miracle. You're walking.

Speaker 2: I can't believe this. It's a miracle. All right. Last week, Peaches, did you use any of the online submitted questions from like the week prior or anything like that? I think we used a couple.

Speaker 1: You think it would matter? Do you think we got the same listeners? Maybe.

Speaker 2: I was trying to get by without these callers here, 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school.

Speaker 7: I do have something for Lieutenant Crane, actually. Do you? It just happened yesterday. There was a guy driving. You know those carts, those scooters that you see at places like Walmart, for example? Yeah. There was one guy driving one in the middle of the road. Obviously, that's not street legal.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not legal. Sounds fun. Kind of like the lawn mower in the Target.

Speaker 2: That was the story the other day.

Speaker 7: That was a great story. Yeah, kids who took the lawn mower through Target and then a leaf blower into some kind of restaurant. It was Culver's. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2: Welcome to delicious. So if you blast somebody with a leaf blower, is that like a battery?

Speaker 1: That's going to be air. It's going to be hard to do that, but if you go in there, it's going to be disturbing.

Speaker 2: Disturbing the piece. Gotcha.

Speaker 1: And whatever else a prosecutor can come up with.

Speaker 2: Hey, Mayor, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 4: This is Kyle. How are you guys doing? Kyle? Doing pretty good. What's up? Good. Hey, question. Speaking of red light. So I can't remember if it was this year or last year, there was a law passed that some about taking pictures of license plates. Now, does that law prohibit, like to say the city of Idaho Falls getting red light cameras?

Speaker 1: I don't know of any law that says people can't take a picture of a license plate. Yeah.

Speaker 2: I never heard that one.

Speaker 1: I can't come in your garage and walk in without a warrant and take a picture of your license plate. But if it's parked in your driveway and I'm out on the sidewalk, I can take a picture of it. And so when you're talking about that, I think you're talking about plate readers. And there are some agencies that do have plate readers and there's no law to prohibit that. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Well, you know, just with a quick Google, it says... And that's always right. Yeah. Yeah. The Google AI overview. It says, generally legal when done in public spaces. Oh, see? But there is an article from the Idaho State Journal about Pocatello Police installing 34 license plate readers. These things you mentioned, that was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1: And so they're out there. We don't have any in our cars as far as Idaho State Police go, but there are some out there. And they're legal to have. Okay. Good to know.

Speaker 2: Hey, good question, man. Have a good weekend. Yeah, be as well. Peace. Bye. So did you guys ever catch the guy who was driving out between here and Rex Bird, you know, pulling his pants down while driving?

Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, enjoying the weather.

Speaker 6: I mean, it might be. I mean, yeah, you could be.

Speaker 2: Todd, you're my AC is broken.

Speaker 1: Got a cool things down. That's still active. I do have some information. I just can't share it with you. Okay. All right.

Speaker 2: They're coming for you, man.

Speaker 7: They're coming for you, Peach. I just rewatched the movie seven last night and I was thinking about like the guy just turning himself in, just yelling, detective. I was the one doing it.

Speaker 1: This is it. This is Bill. It's all fun and games tell they catch you with your pants down.

Speaker 7: Oh, oh, I'm still trying to figure out how the guy's doing it.

Speaker 1: You've been practicing.

Speaker 7: I can't fit in most cars, let alone lift myself up like that. I'm driving.

Speaker 1: Peach is like, I've been going out every Sunday. Every time I drive down to crazy carls, I'm trying.

Speaker 2: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I know it's a skill. It's a skill. Let's see. Somebody online. Multi-tasking. Sounds like distracted driving to me.

Speaker 7: I'm just advertising the car show.

Speaker 1: Can you imagine trying to drive, do that, change your radio station all the same time?

Speaker 2: That's just too much and talk on yourself off. Could you do it hands-free? Now, that's the skill. Somebody's asking about kids hanging out of windows or people in general, even if they are wearing seatbelts. Ticket or charges? Have they not seen hereditary? You should not hang out the window.

Speaker 1: All I know is this. It's awful hard to hang out the window if you're properly buckled in your seatbelt.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like it would be. So, I would imagine hanging out of a window that could be some kind of a charge because you probably can't be wearing a seatbelt. Correct. Okay.

Speaker 1: If your buttocks are not in the seat.

Speaker 2: And again, watch the movie hereditary, everybody, for reasons to not hang out the car window. Never seen it. I am not surprised because you don't watch movies. You don't watch anything except, I think, what, super trippers?

Speaker 1: I haven't seen that either. You should know it's major pain.

Speaker 2: Oh, major pain. That's right. You've told me that. And then of course, the cops show. You can't get enough of that.

Speaker 1: Just cops. I wish that was the case. I don't watch that because I'm like, yeah, that's not real.

Speaker 7: That'd be great for a YouTube channel. Just do live streams of you and him watching movies together. You showing him these movies that he's been missing out on all these years. That could be pretty fun.

Speaker 1: We'll get that done right after we do the video of our roundabout. Yes.

Speaker 2: And take a boat ride. Oh, true.

Speaker 7: In our basketball game.

Speaker 2: Yes. All of these things that we're going to get around to one of these days. Peaches, you got a new leader here.

Speaker 1: You ought to go approach him about that basketball game.

Speaker 7: He might join the team. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Knowing him. That's true. He's into it. It looks like he threw some elbows under the hoop.

Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I don't think I'd want to be, you know, facing off against him. No way. Well, there's a bunch of riffraff coming through.

Speaker 7: Yeah, I told you that's that's the. Oh, that's why I kicked out of the studio.

Speaker 2: I thought they were already here. Apparently not.

Speaker 7: They booted you out early. Jeff was like, get out of here. You make this place a mess.

Speaker 2: You think you're smokers and crustables everywhere. 208 535 one on one five. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. K-Bear, you were live on the show. Who's this?

Speaker 8: Hey, my name is Mason. I've got a question. Great.

Speaker 1: The salad, the salad Walmart don't go until 3 p.m.

Speaker 8: That's an item. Get off work till five. Someone will ask you, we has he'll come up behind me going like way fast. And he'll flash his bright. That's how he kind of learned or recognized him. And he's got this fancy rich person looking car. But you've got to be going over 90 miles an hour. Because if you don't move over and he passes you, he outstrips your vision.

Speaker 1: Is this on homes next to the school zone?

Speaker 8: No, this is on I 15 South between Rexberg and Idaho Falls.

Speaker 1: But 15 South between Rexberg and Idaho Falls, you're lost.

Speaker 8: I am lost. I work between Rexberg and Idaho Falls. OK, 20 US 20. US 20. Sorry. So what can I dial in ISP next time I see him with a license plate and someone might snag him?

Speaker 1: Yeah, you can always start ISP takes you to our dispatch star ISP, which is star 477. You can report anything on that. Are you traveling in the number one lane or the number two lane? Now, the number one lane would be considered the passing lane.

Speaker 8: I'm both depending on, you know, the traffic. But I like the last time I was in the passing lane and there was three people in front of me. Also passing. He does the same thing. Why is it flashes his bike?

Speaker 1: So if the right up on your if the travel lane is open and you're just hanging out in the passing lane, you're actually obstructing traffic and need to move over to the right lane. Right.

Speaker 8: And then you move over and like I say, he's past your vision in 30 seconds to a minute. That's the part I'm worried about. OK.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I would call ISP star ISP star 477 and and let us know what's happening at the same time on a daily basis. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Just call and let us know what the car make model and possible license plate is and how to just a vanity plate.

Speaker 8: Remember what's on it.

Speaker 1: Let's don't talk. Let's don't talk about it over here. What the plate is we can get that right here. It's a. I gotta go. Thanks guys. Thanks man. It's Jim Jones.

Speaker 2: I'm going to call out this driver specifically to all of the public. Hey, 208 535 one on one five. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Um, his boss was coming.

Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta get you. Notice how he is scared of his boss. Carl's not.

Speaker 2: And no, not at all. Carl's like, I'm at work doing nothing. What I'm going to do for the weekend. Well, obviously car show. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Shayna asked online, what do you do when you're in the left turning lane at a four way light and an ambulance comes up on the left behind you? Stay still.

Speaker 1: You shouldn't just plow into the intersection to get out of their way. Yeah, stay still. All right. They that leaves the opposite lane of travels open. Yeah, they can come around you just, you know, don't be doing anything crazy.

Speaker 2: All right. There you go. Shayna Josh wants to know why aren't roundabouts illegal?

Speaker 1: Because Victor's not the governor.

Speaker 2: Hey, I like roundabouts. You do. They're efficient. If used properly, people are just stupid. They don't know how to look to the left.

Speaker 1: And if it's clear, go. I can see your campaign now. Ladies and gentlemen, vote for me because you guys are too stupid to make these decisions.

Speaker 2: Hey, that's that's the typical politician way. I just be honest about it.

Speaker 1: You know, just come right out. I think for yourselves. Exactly.

Speaker 2: We're going to install roundabouts at every four way stop. Every single one down the street lights. It's all roundabouts now.

Speaker 1: You'd be dizzy before you got to your destination.

Speaker 2: We're going to put in those big ones like they have in Mexico, you know, where people just barrel through it like pure chaos. Yeah, it's going down. Victor for mayor. I got to wait like four years for that. Yeah. It's plenty of time to plan my campaign. But don't forget to vote everybody. May 19th, May 19th are the primaries.

Speaker 1: Right. Yep. And then early voting, I think you can go in to early voting

Speaker 2: and make sure to research candidates, everybody. All right. You know, don't just look at the sign on the side of the road

Speaker 1: and be like, man, that looks good. That's a really nice sign.

Speaker 2: You know, I like that person's name. Sounds good.

Speaker 1: All right, everybody. Hey, so if you had the choice between, let's say, candidate Smith and then candidate that was do little.

Speaker 2: I mean, do little sounds really funny. So, but. You might have a person that I know his last name is Smith, who'd be like, you better vote for Smith because their last name is Smith. Yeah. Yeah. You might be able to guess.

Speaker 1: I was just going to be my point that do little might be the best candidate, but he just has a different last name.

Speaker 2: That's true. That doesn't sound productive. That's why you got to look them up, see what they're all about. Watch some videos or attend, I don't know, a debate or something.

Speaker 7: Would you run with your real name or your radio name?

Speaker 2: Oh, I have to run with the radio name. You know, otherwise people are going to be like, wait, wait, wait. That real name sounds really boring. Victor Wilt's not your real name. Yeah. Amazingly enough. I'm not telling you what it is because then you'll look up information on me.

Speaker 7: So then if I run against you, you're saying people will vote for me because of the last name thing.

Speaker 2: Uh, yes. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Luckily there are some good things about having a really generic name. Well, you want to look up information on me? Good luck. You ain't going to find me. Never. Well, you guys probably can't.

Speaker 1: I was going to say, I'll make a bet you want me.

Speaker 2: You can't look at my driver's license. All right, everybody, I guess it's last call for callers for traffic school. 208-535-1015. Uh, let's see. Okay. Someone said, I don't get it really up early enough anymore since my job got rid of me for no good reason other than profit. Is it illegal for me to pull into their lot with signage on my vehicle to convince you all not to pay for their services?

Speaker 1: You can pull in all you want, right? But they also have the right to refuse to have you in their lot. It's a private lot. So if they come out and said, Hey, we want law enforcement to notify you, you are no longer welcome on the premises. And they would have grounds to do that where they had let you go as an employer.

Speaker 2: So what if you're just standing on the sidewalk?

Speaker 1: Sidewalk, you're good. And you freedom of speech. You can have a sign there and freedom of speech.

Speaker 2: I thought that was the thing. I didn't think that that flew anymore.

Speaker 7: You know, I've ever been the right wing radio. I'll be freedom of peach. That's my freedom of peach.

Speaker 2: That'll be your talk radio show name. All right, everybody. Well, we're out of questions. So I guess we'll wrap it up. Let's go home. Heck, I can go home. Yeah, let's do it. All right, Jade, you heard it. Cops said, J's not even here. Jade's not here. His door shut. Hmm. All right, even more of a good reason to go home.

Speaker 7: He isn't going to know. He's not here. All right, everybody, traffic school every Friday morning at 845 a.m. I hope you have a wonderful weekend, Lieutenant Craig. Thank you. Thank you.

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