EPISODE 148 – STUDIO 666 AND SORCERER

Show Notes

It’s Episode 148 of THE PODCAST ON HAUNTED HILL, and it’s a BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!! The Birthday Boy GAV has selected the INCREDIBLY tense William Friedkin-directed SORCERER (1977) as well as the hilarious STUDIO 666 (2022) for us to discuss! Over in WORLD OF THE STRANGE we discuss some strange goings-on in Miami and a possible ALIEN COVER UP!!! It’s a fun episode!! So tune in, download, listen, like, comment, and share!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

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Creators and Guests

Host

Dan

Co-host of The Podcast on Haunted Hill

Host

Gav

Co-Host of The Podcast on Haunted Hill and Founder of Deadbolt Films

What is The Podcast on Haunted Hill?

Gav and Dan lend their unique perspective to horror films and the world surrounding them. With Gav's unique perspective as a filmmaker and Dan's peculiar perspectives, The Podcast on Haunted Hill offers a fresh view of horror cinema!

Gav: The podcast on Haunted Hill will contain

Gav: spoilers and swearing.

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Gav: Hello and welcome to the podcast on Happy

Gav: Birthday, Haunted Hill, episode 147.

Gav: 148.

Gav: 148.

Gav: My name is Gav, I'm Dan and you said to you

Gav: before we started that number.

Gav: You're like, yeah, and I go and say a wrong

Gav: number.

Dan: Doesn't matter, we've done so many.

Dan: Yes, birthday Indeed.

Dan: His birthday is here.

Gav: It's my birthday and I shall cry if I want

Gav: to.

Gav: 50 Cent didn't sing that, did he?

Dan: No, he didn't.

Dan: He said it's your birthday, go, gavin,

Dan: we've gone.

Dan: Party like you are Gavin, or something like

Dan: that, or like you are having a good time,

Dan: yeah.

Gav: Everybody have a good time.

Dan: Well, we sound like we're having a good

Dan: time.

Dan: It's your birthday, gav.

Dan: Very, very happy birthday.

Dan: Many happy returns.

Dan: We're obviously a little later than your

Dan: actual birthday.

Dan: This is your birthday episode, so I guess

Dan: you can wear the patron crown.

Dan: You can wear the birthday crown Birthday

Dan: crown makes sense.

Dan: The birthday pants, whatever you want to

Dan: wear.

Gav: I'm wearing my birthday pants all the year

Gav: round.

Gav: Does that mean Commando?

Gav: No, your birthday suit is Well, if you wear

Gav: birthday pants, then you're pretty much

Gav: Commando as well.

Gav: Anything you say birthday to with clothing

Gav: means nothing.

Dan: So I could say my birthday elephant costume.

Dan: It'd be weird if you were born with clothes

Dan: on, wouldn't it?

Gav: Is that your trunk?

Gav: No, it's my penis.

Dan: Trunk Alright, mate Jesus.

Gav: Hope everybody in the world is happy, safe

Gav: and enjoying their little life on the

Gav: planet.

Dan: As we trickle into 2024.

Dan: A little bit more Reasing into our just

Dan: finishing up the first month, hasn't there?

Gav: anything like major celebrity deaths or

Gav: anything going on.

Gav: It's been.

Gav: I remember that year with all of a sudden

Gav: it was like David Bowie dies, like oh my

Gav: god what, and then it just it rolled from

Gav: there Prince dies, oh my god, okay.

Dan: That was a big year for a celebrity death,

Dan: wasn't it?

Dan: It was a weird one, but now, nothing major

Dan: as yet, touch word that things stay safe

Dan: and normal and quiet.

Dan: So, yeah, birthday, birthday, birthday.

Dan: And as always for anyone who's never heard

Dan: one of our birth episodes, the birthday boy,

Dan: in this case Gav, has gotten to.

Dan: Yeah, boy.

Dan: Yeah, boy.

Dan: The birthday boy gets to pick the, the

Dan: movies which.

Dan: You will know what they are because you

Dan: clicked on it.

Gav: The thing you saw it.

Dan: But Gav, just for clarity.

Gav: Just so they know.

Dan: What have you chosen for us to review and

Dan: listen to talk about?

Gav: I've chosen a movie called Sorcerer which I

Gav: feel like people could be like the fuck is

Gav: it?

Gav: What is it?

Gav: A fantasy movie on those sort of sword and

Gav: sorcerer movies of the early 80s?

Gav: No, it's not.

Gav: You'll find out it basically very quickly

Gav: if you haven't seen it.

Gav: I hope you have seen it, but then again

Gav: it's it's it's a spoiler type movie, so

Gav: actually it doesn't matter.

Gav: You can listen to our view and go.

Dan: That sounds good and I guess the ending is

Dan: and who survives and who doesn't.

Gav: But it's not too bad, it's the whole

Gav: adventure itself.

Gav: Anyway, it's to throw it in there in a

Gav: quick line.

Gav: Some guys who are, they've just basically

Gav: got to take some dynamite through a jungle

Gav: and two lorries, that's kind of it.

Gav: That sounds really weird and odd premise

Gav: for a film, and it's actually a remake,

Gav: which I discovered brand new, did the

Gav: review and I think it's also watched that

Gav: remake supposed to be very good also French,

Gav: I think and that's the movie, then the

Gav: other movie I've picked for that, and

Gav: that's a quite.

Gav: It's going to be a deeper conversation,

Gav: isn't it?

Dan: Well, you should say also, it's a William

Dan: Friedkin movie as well.

Gav: After Exorcist, it's the movie that he

Gav: feels is his best movie that he's known.

Dan: Yes, very proud of it, I'm sorry.

Dan: Yeah, so I cut you off.

Dan: So the other movie you've chosen is a more

Dan: recent one, isn't it?

Gav: Yeah, exactly because that was that the

Gav: other movies like early 70s and it's quite

Gav: a good be a more serious conversation.

Gav: It's not gonna be many jokes and I'm sure

Gav: there will be some random tangents, but the

Gav: other one I've thought to make it to tip up,

Gav: tip the scales, get nice and balanced a

Gav: little bit more.

Gav: Gonna go for a very new movie from last

Gav: year.

Gav: I pretty much went to a cinema watch,

Gav: actually Studio 666, which is a random

Gav: fucking movie of a band called the Foo

Gav: Fighters.

Dan: Just decide who you may have heard of.

Gav: I know all about how I got going as well,

Gav: so we can get into that, because I read

Gav: some interviews on Rolling Stone with David

Gav: Grohl.

Dan: Yes, so Studio 666, 2022 and the Sorcerer

Dan: of 1977.

Gav: They're both different and they both start

Gav: with the letter S.

Gav: Sexy.

Gav: Sorcerer at Sexy Studio 666.

Dan: So that's what we're covering to gap.

Dan: Happy birthday, thank you.

Dan: It's your edging closer to the big big five,

Dan: oh no.

Gav: Fuck me, that's the weirdest thing ever,

Gav: because when I had front the other before

Gav: it was my birthday one week, I was driving

Gav: down around and I was like how old am I

Gav: gonna be?

Gav: And I had to go back to back to year I was

Gav: born and work forward and go how old am I

Gav: gonna be?

Gav: Because I get to that point I'm like I

Gav: don't remember really what age, because

Gav: it's weird.

Dan: But you don't really feel any difference.

Dan: So some, there are some years where I can't,

Dan: I just forget it's weird.

Gav: I had an issue Did you forget.

Gav: I've done it before and actually said

Gav: someone who'd given them like two years

Gav: before birthday.

Dan: I think it's when you're an odd year, like

Dan: I'm 45 currently, but I'll be 46 in a few

Dan: months.

Gav: Yeah, I'm 47.

Dan: So 45 is easy to remember because it's like

Dan: an even well, not an even number, but it's

Dan: a solid number.

Dan: Do you know what I mean?

Dan: But it's 47 or 48 or 32 or something is.

Dan: It's hard to you kind of forget Men numbers

Dan: not very good.

Gav: I watched this thing the other day but this

Gav: dude was just stopping people in the street

Gav: families with a microphone and just asking

Gav: questions and he's throwing a data

Gav: curveball.

Gav: It was brilliant what's the date of birth

Gav: for your child there?

Gav: And they'd be like, uh, and one of them is

Gav: like how old's your kid there?

Gav: And he's like I don't know she's like

Gav: really don't know how old I am, you know,

Gav: it's just like we're men.

Dan: I do panic when I have the phone, the

Dan: doctor surgery about my children, and then

Dan: I'm what's the date of birth?

Gav: and I'm like I've got more on my phone.

Gav: I've got all the dates of birth on my phone

Gav: because I had to, just to make sure,

Gav: because I was thrown out of times.

Gav: Worst one is when you tap at school and

Gav: they're like, oh, they didn't take the

Gav: lunchbox.

Gav: I'm just bringing up here's the lunchbox

Gav: and really reception.

Gav: And they're like, okay, what class saying?

Gav: And you're like I don't know, uh, dole,

Gav: maybe it's dolphins, I don't know, I'm not

Gav: sure.

Dan: I thought you were going to say dole

Dan: flounder, and then no, I don't think they

Dan: had.

Gav: Like the class is set into Silverster

Gav: Stallone.

Gav: Jean-claude Van Damme, you're in dole,

Gav: flunger and class and you're in there.

Dan: I was thinking.

Dan: I was thinking more along the lines of

Dan: kindergarten cop two with dole flungering

Dan: where he's um.

Dan: I don't know if you've seen that.

Gav: I have not seen that.

Gav: I didn't.

Gav: I don't know if I knew that existed.

Dan: It does exist, my friend, and um dole

Dan: flungering.

Gav: Why is he there though?

Dan: He, because this time around he is an

Dan: undercover cop.

Dan: So it's the same story, just with dole

Dan: flungering.

Gav: Well, I'm going to use that as a really

Gav: good segue to something I've been watching

Gav: and I've literally got 20 minutes left of

Gav: the season to finish and I was a bit like,

Gav: oh no, I've got podcasts.

Gav: I love podcasting, but I was just at the

Gav: last and it's the king of Tulsa with

Gav: Silverster Stallone.

Gav: Have you heard of this?

Gav: I've heard of it, it's fucking great.

Dan: I didn't know he was in it.

Gav: It's so good.

Gav: It's about him.

Gav: Uh, he comes out of prison after 25 years.

Dan: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Gav: He's kept quiet.

Gav: Goes back to the people.

Gav: The guy who is involved is on his death bed

Gav: and his son's kind of taking charge of

Gav: people and they're like, uh, you know, uh,

Gav: you can have Tulsa.

Gav: He's like fucks in Tulsa, you can have that.

Gav: And he's like I kept quiet for 25 years.

Gav: Just go to Tulsa and make it your own.

Gav: He goes down there and just starts getting

Gav: into the the town, doesn't it?

Gav: It's really pretty good.

Gav: It's kind of breaking bad-ish kind of feel

Gav: to it.

Gav: I love.

Dan: Silverster Stallone Breaking bad too.

Gav: There's one bit that's really funny, like

Gav: he uh picks up a lady and he sleeps early

Gav: enough and they're just hanging out in the

Gav: bed and she's like how old are you?

Gav: And she's like, oh well, I was in junior

Gav: high when, uh, jeff Cary got shot.

Gav: And she's like what the fuck?

Gav: He's like I'm 75, she's like 75, I thought

Gav: you're like maybe early 50s, what the fuck

Gav: is.

Gav: She stands up to get so close and walks out.

Dan: Oh god.

Gav: So it's kind of playing down the whole.

Gav: Like you know he's getting on a bit, but

Gav: he's still like he's good for 75, like my

Gav: dad's late 80s.

Dan: I don't think he's old, is he?

Gav: No, my dad's not mid 80s, no, uh.

Dan: Dolph Lundgren.

Gav: I thought Sligh was probably 75, I think I

Gav: would say he is 75.

Dan: Sorry, you're talking about Sligh.

Dan: We were talking about Dolph Lundgren.

Gav: I'm talking about Sligh's style is the Lone

Gav: I said it's a good segue till Silverster

Gav: Stallone.

Dan: No, no, that's fine.

Dan: Sorry, I was confused.

Dan: No, it's the Lone 75.

Gav: No, no, dolph Lundgren 166.

Gav: No, fair.

Gav: No, I think it's Dolph Lundgren, probably

Gav: not there.

Dan: So Lone is actually 77, though you know.

Gav: Oh well, he probably was 75 when they

Gav: filmed the show, but he's great in it.

Gav: Like he doesn't look come across as 75,

Gav: like my dad's doing pretty good and he's in

Gav: his like he's probably about 10 years old

Gav: at Silverster Stallone.

Gav: But like Silverster Stallone is fucking the

Gav: brick shit out, I wouldn't fucking get rid

Gav: of his fists.

Dan: I always say this to my dad because my dad

Dan: moans about getting old.

Dan: My dad's 69 this year and I always say to

Dan: him that's not old.

Gav: I don't know what he's talking about.

Dan: Well, whenever a Jackie Chan film comes out,

Dan: he's one year older than my dad and I

Dan: always send him the trailer and go look dad,

Dan: look what he's up to, and he's one year

Dan: older than you, so come on.

Gav: Yeah, stop moaning.

Dan: He's flipping over cars and beating people

Dan: up.

Gav: This is yoga, dad, you'll be alright.

Dan: He goes for a walk every day.

Gav: Have you been watching anything?

Dan: Well, there's two things I've been watching.

Dan: One thing I've watched and another thing

Dan: I'm in the middle of watching.

Dan: I'm in the middle of still.

Dan: I think I mentioned this on the last

Dan: episode.

Dan: Our buddy, rj, inspired me to go back and

Dan: watch the Creep show series on Prime, so

Dan: I'm still watching those.

Dan: The beauty of them is there's 40 minutes

Dan: each and each one has got two stories.

Dan: So I usually watch like a one story before

Dan: I go to bed.

Dan: So I'm doing like a 20 minutes here and a

Dan: 20 minute there.

Dan: So it's taken me a long time to get through

Dan: them because there's about 10 episodes per

Dan: season and there's four seasons now.

Dan: But I'm really enjoying them and this time

Dan: around I'm noticing a lot more Easter eggs.

Dan: Obviously they've got lots of people in

Dan: them from horror, but even stuff, like a

Dan: guy put something in the fridge and there

Dan: was a pot of the stuff in the fridge, or

Dan: someone's drinking a whiskey called RJ

Dan: McCready's whiskey and all these kind of

Dan: things.

Dan: So I'm really enjoying them and actually

Dan: they're very well produced and they really

Dan: make me feel like Halloween when I watch

Dan: them, even though it's like January.

Dan: So I'm watching that.

Dan: But the thing I did watch and I was very

Dan: excited and this isn't horror Well, it

Dan: might be in some ways is the new He-Man

Dan: series which came out.

Dan: The new because Kevin Smith, two years ago

Dan: Kevin Smith wrote and produced or co-wrote

Dan: and produced a new He-Man series for

Dan: Netflix called He-Man Masters of the

Dan: Universe Revelations, which kind of takes

Dan: place 45 years after the cartoon in the 80s.

Dan: Obviously it's updated to be a bit more

Dan: modern.

Dan: It's a little bit anime.

Dan: There's a lot of beheadings.

Dan: It's probably not for children, I would say.

Gav: And oh, a larger like it.

Dan: It's got.

Dan: It's really good.

Dan: But the new one came out which is called

Dan: Masters of the Universe, revolution, which

Dan: follows on from that, and that was even

Dan: better.

Dan: And they've put in so many easter eggs.

Dan: You know from all the comics that even the

Dan: movie Gwildor from the movie was in it.

Gav: It's just really good fun and I'm going to

Gav: watch that movie again.

Dan: Mark Hamel does Skeletor's voice and

Dan: Captain Kirk is it.

Dan: Captain Kirk's in it as well.

Dan: I won't spoil who he plays in it and it's

Dan: got.

Dan: It's just got really good voice cast and a

Dan: lot of fun.

Dan: And I've binged it all in one night six,

Dan: five episodes, and it came out and I

Dan: thought it's quite late.

Dan: I think I watched it after Sorcerer.

Dan: I thought it's quite late, but I might.

Dan: I can't not watch one episode of my new

Dan: He-Man show and then I ended up staying up

Dan: to like one in the morning watching them

Dan: all.

Dan: But that was great.

Gav: I did start watching.

Gav: Elijah Briggs attention span weaned so he

Gav: didn't do that half an hour at a time until

Gav: he has to have a bit of tablet again.

Gav: It's like a drug.

Gav: Anyway, you'll find out when your kids get

Gav: older.

Gav: It's fucking annoying.

Gav: Anyway, we started watching Dungeons and

Gav: Dragons movie.

Gav: Not bad.

Dan: I've heard very good things.

Gav: Not bad at all, quite enjoyable actually.

Dan: Yeah, I like the cast and I know it's

Dan: nothing to do with the cartoon, but yeah,

Dan: but you still got like the, the, the

Dan: characters in the cartoon, like so it makes

Dan: you feel like it.

Gav: No, no, no, like.

Gav: Well, there's a girl with like a hood,

Gav: there's like a magician, there's like it's

Gav: everybody.

Gav: It's like, oh, as I remember, I don't know,

Gav: I might be wrong- it's not.

Dan: it's not a program as a kid.

Dan: They're based on the, the board game

Dan: characters, not the cartoon characters.

Dan: I didn't know, I wasn't sure, I don't know,

Dan: but I've still heard good things about it

Dan: and I do want to check it out at some point.

Gav: Yeah, it's quite fun, and we haven't

Gav: finished it yet, though.

Gav: That's quite good.

Dan: I haven't watched much out, but did you do

Dan: anything fun for your birthday?

Dan: Did you get any gifts that you know you're

Dan: allowed to talk about?

Gav: You mean like sexy gifts or I'm not allowed

Gav: to talk about those?

Dan: No, you wouldn't talk about those ones, but

Dan: did you get anything nice?

Dan: Did you do anything nice?

Gav: It's on a Friday.

Gav: I was with the kids and no, not really, we

Gav: were going to go out.

Gav: Oh, we got food.

Dan: You went for dinner, didn't you?

Gav: We went for some food.

Gav: I had a steak that was quite nice.

Gav: I've got to say Went for some meal with

Gav: those kids, but the kids didn't really hang

Gav: out much, they just did their own thing as

Gav: normal.

Gav: So it's pretty much.

Gav: You know, that's the food of them and

Gav: that's it, it's alright.

Gav: Bits and bobs.

Gav: Sarah gave me some little bits of bobs, got

Gav: another present coming from her which got

Gav: lost in the post.

Gav: I'm going to get that soon, which is quite

Gav: good.

Gav: She did give me the third series of Bottom

Gav: which I didn't have on DVD.

Dan: Nice.

Dan: For anyone that doesn't know, that's a

Dan: British very early 90s TV show.

Gav: Great show.

Gav: Rick Mail Watch it a lot with Sarah

Gav: actually, and I was like I don't have

Gav: series three and I like to occasionally put

Gav: on some of the old school BBC comic

Gav: episodes, so I like to have them on DVD at

Gav: hand.

Gav: The only folks on all cities one foot in

Gav: the grave, etc.

Dan: I have not watched Bottom for many, many

Dan: years.

Gav: It's very funny, very, very, very funny.

Gav: Can you imagine?

Dan: how the store holds up.

Dan: Well, because it's so ridiculous.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.

Gav: Yeah, nothing much, really.

Gav: Well, you, I'm getting older now and I

Gav: don't really get you know.

Dan: You have one announcement to make.

Gav: Yeah, which is my favorite episode.

Gav: Everybody else yeah?

Dan: So go on then.

Dan: Hey everybody with it.

Dan: It's fantastic, exciting news.

Gav: I am going to be the first man to have a

Gav: baby.

Gav: It's been a.

Gav: That's not a news.

Gav: That's not news.

Dan: Imagine that Junior 2 star Emi and you I'm

Dan: Danny DeVito Do we want a?

Gav: little deformed Gavi running around.

Gav: I'm sure it's been deformed.

Gav: Why would it be deformed?

Gav: Because I'm a bloke having a baby.

Gav: It's a bit weird.

Gav: It's got to be something wrong with it.

Gav: Like you know it'd be like that creature

Gav: that lives in the fun house.

Gav: You know that maybe the fun house I love

Gav: the time he was at Toby Hooper's Fun House.

Gav: I love that movie.

Gav: That's good.

Gav: Yeah, deadbolt films along with Deadbolt

Gav: comics.

Gav: We've actually tried to make sort of an

Gav: umbrella company.

Gav: We've made them Deadbolt media limited.

Gav: It's legitimately a proper business now, a

Gav: proper company, and we have to pay taxes

Gav: and we have a bank account.

Gav: We all have a debit card and you know and I

Gav: have shares in the company.

Gav: So weirdly, I thought over the years formed

Gav: a legit company.

Gav: Very strange.

Dan: That's weird, isn't it?

Dan: It's taken just over a decade, but here we

Dan: are.

Gav: But that's because I wasn't ever going to

Gav: do any business stuff Because a lot of it

Gav: was sort of me going along.

Gav: I'm Deadbolt films, deadbolt films, and I'm

Gav: not doing nothing business.

Gav: I'll show you stuff put in front of your

Gav: eyes and you can hear stuff.

Gav: But so then other people have come on board

Gav: slowly over the years and then got business.

Gav: People come on board and yeah, I own one

Gav: quarter of shares of Deadbolt films along

Gav: with other people.

Gav: So because it's a legit thing, now it's

Gav: cool.

Gav: Yeah, we're saying that we do need a

Gav: premises.

Gav: So that would be really good.

Gav: But we need to be having a fluid income to

Gav: be able to rent out something like that.

Gav: So I don't know, but we do need space,

Gav: renting out space, we can only use Ben's

Gav: Tau U Jujou for so much.

Gav: If it's Dodge Challenger wanting the

Gav: fucking garage getting sorted, it'd be

Gav: alright.

Gav: We could put store stuff in there.

Gav: But yeah, we need a place.

Gav: We need a place where we can film.

Gav: We'll have cameras set up and shit.

Gav: It's just.

Gav: You know it's hard, yeah.

Dan: And one last thing, then, to mention is, as

Dan: we went to record a couple of hours before,

Dan: we recorded a new trailer dropped for

Dan: Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.

Dan: That looked really good.

Dan: The new movie coming out in March, which I

Dan: really loved Afterlife I know you did too,

Dan: gav, and already the fans are online going.

Dan: Oh, there's too many references to the

Dan: originals, but fuck you lot.

Dan: I don't read any things.

Dan: Yeah, I wouldn't, but it looks great.

Dan: You know by now you may have watched that

Dan: and it's a trailer, so there's no supported.

Dan: But they now show you that Walter Pack is

Dan: in it again and we knew that Janine is

Dan: going to be suited up with the Proton Pack.

Gav: Bill Marnie seems happy in his delivery of

Gav: his lines.

Gav: He seems happy to be there.

Dan: He is having a good time.

Dan: There's a great line where that big

Dan: creature comes towards him and he goes tall,

Dan: dark and horny at 12 o'clock.

Gav: Yeah, it seems a little bit of the old self.

Dan: Even when he sees Janine in the suit with

Dan: the Proton Pack, he goes Whoa, marnie, it's

Dan: in the suit and it's like you're like

Dan: Venkman again.

Dan: This is great.

Gav: I imagine when he did that first, the last

Gav: one.

Gav: I reckon they probably because it was Ivan

Gav: Reitman's son.

Gav: You know, jason, I reckon it's probably

Gav: like he probably felt, like felt, you know,

Gav: back to his original roots and stuff a

Gav: little bit.

Dan: And he's there with Dan Akroyd and Ernie

Dan: Hudson and, you know, annie Potts who plays

Dan: Janine, and I think Sigourney is going to

Dan: be in this one from right here.

Dan: I haven't seen anything yet, but I've got a

Dan: feeling.

Dan: Sigourney movies in this one a bit more

Dan: this time as well.

Gav: Isn't it really a weird thing.

Gav: It's like a cultural movement.

Gav: It's a movie called Ghostbusters.

Gav: It's like my kids know it, everyone knows

Gav: the music like a song.

Gav: It's a bit of a gods thing.

Gav: It's a bit of a weird thing.

Gav: We have these things sometimes and it will

Gav: always stay with us.

Gav: Everyone will know it.

Gav: But I imagine, like come the 90s when a

Gav: horror movie died out again before Scream

Gav: managed to bring them back again, I imagine

Gav: it must have been like Bill Brown-Morin now

Gav: and all those guys probably like well, yeah,

Gav: that's in the 80s, did Ghostbusters, but

Gav: who gives a shit about it?

Gav: And like the technology of the 90s, the

Gav: effects is just wack and they've probably

Gav: never ever thought of that becoming back to

Gav: do it years later.

Dan: Years and it looks like from the trailer

Dan: the effects look great.

Dan: Yeah, practical effect?

Gav: Obviously there's a lot of CG about it.

Gav: It kind of feels like the original, because

Gav: the original people write effects.

Dan: Really good practical effects, and some of

Dan: those practical effects might have been

Dan: then projected onto whatever, but because

Dan: it was a live puppet that they originally

Dan: filmed and then projected onto in the scene,

Dan: it felt really tactile.

Dan: When Slimer's in the trailer at the end,

Dan: that looks great.

Dan: He kind of bursts out and he's real, you

Dan: know, you can.

Dan: He touches all the objects in the room and

Dan: he slimes the kid.

Gav: I've been there with.

Gav: If I don't get to get to see it with you in

Gav: a cinema, I will be seeing it with my kids,

Gav: or both to be honest.

Dan: Yeah, it looks like a double at least two

Dan: viewings for me at the cinema.

Dan: The other thing that I really like I love

Dan: Paul Rudd and everyone loves Paul Rudd, but

Dan: I really loved.

Dan: There's just that one scene and it's stupid

Dan: really but where he says to her if there's

Dan: something strange, there's something weird,

Dan: are you gonna call?

Dan: And she looks at me and he goes look,

Dan: bustin makes me feel good, okay, and it's

Dan: just the lyrics just saying the lyrics

Dan: shouldn't work, but because it's Paul Rudd

Dan: saying it just works.

Gav: So yeah, I'm glad it's him because he's a

Gav: very likeable person.

Gav: It would be bad if it had been someone else

Gav: with Luke Warmer.

Dan: Let me tell you why I think it feels like

Dan: the original and why the original was

Dan: slightly different from Ghostbusters 2,

Dan: which we both love.

Dan: But I think the reason is Ghostbusters 1,

Dan: very first Ghostbusters movie, was actually

Dan: a bit of a gateway horror for a lot of

Dan: people and it's actually quite scary at

Dan: times, depending on what age you saw it at,

Dan: and it felt like there was some real stakes.

Dan: People could get killed off, and it was.

Dan: And it feels like in this one there's like

Dan: because there's obviously like a frozen

Dan: something or they're coming to New York

Dan: freezing and killing people are dying in it.

Dan: So it feels like something big and bad is

Dan: actually happening and I don't know it.

Dan: To me it's not just going to be a comedy

Dan: like, like that, um, ghostbusters, the, the,

Dan: the, the re, I don't know what the girl one

Dan: is called.

Dan: Really it's just 2016.

Dan: No, no, the one before that, that one, was

Dan: too much of a comedy.

Dan: I think they forgot that.

Dan: Ghostbusters actually got to be a little

Dan: bit scary and the last one had some good

Dan: scary stuff and that's.

Gav: I think that's because the person who was

Gav: hell-minute wasn't, unfortunately, because,

Gav: again, literally don't give a shit if

Gav: there's females in it.

Gav: That'd be great if it was.

Gav: If you had the right person Ivan Reitman,

Gav: sorry, jason Reitman, possibly, uh,

Gav: hell-minute it would have probably had a

Gav: different direction and probably come

Gav: across a movie like, yeah, it's not bad.

Gav: Do you know what I mean?

Gav: Um, it was just, uh, they were playing it

Gav: at a complete wrong audience and wrong tone

Gav: to it.

Dan: Um, yeah, I've not gone back and watched

Dan: that movie since we saw it in the cinema.

Dan: I probably would.

Dan: It was on Netflix for a while, but um we're

Dan: getting older.

Gav: Uh, we could die, yeah.

Dan: I'd rather watch the new one.

Gav: It's when you got like a time of spare.

Gav: That's why you spend so long trying to find

Gav: a movie, because, like, I don't want to

Gav: waste this precious time to watch a movie.

Gav: I need to watch a good movie.

Gav: And it's like do I want to go back to that

Gav: Gehle Ghostbusters one?

Gav: Nothing wrong with being Gehle Ghostbusters

Gav: one.

Gav: I'm just going that because I don't know

Gav: what it's called.

Dan: I think well, they've it seems to have been

Dan: renamed to Ghostbusters.

Dan: Answer the call um, okay, but I've seen

Dan: that a lot of times.

Dan: But, um, I really loved afterlife, so I'm

Dan: really looking forward to frozen empire and

Dan: none of you guys have watched the trailer

Dan: yet.

Dan: There's the new official and probably the

Dan: final trader, dropped today.

Dan: So go, go check that out on youtube,

Dan: wherever you watch your trailers, and it'll

Dan: get you hyped.

Dan: Doesn't really give anything away other

Dan: than water pecs in it, probably only for

Dan: that scene.

Dan: And slimer, isn't it great?

Dan: And you know, I've really liked the idea

Dan: about the the traps being on a drone.

Gav: I thought that's really clever to get more

Gav: hype with them.

Gav: Have the trap on the drone, so it goes even

Gav: higher than just the, the, the traps beam

Gav: itself.

Gav: Take the trap higher and then do it.

Gav: Excellent idea.

Gav: That's what I thought.

Gav: I love the fact that I like the hope that

Gav: that's an almost an analogy of the way that

Gav: they're making this old movie in a new way,

Gav: and it works seamlessly yeah, anyway, well,

Gav: there we go.

Dan: So that's Ghostbusters frozen empire coming

Dan: out in March.

Dan: We are very excited for that.

Dan: We don't often sort of talk about new

Dan: traders and stuff, but I did uh, uh with

Dan: Sarah.

Gav: Recently I took out on another fucking

Gav: subscription.

Gav: I've got fucking so many subscriptions

Gav: they're coming up my arse at the moment um,

Gav: what have you got now?

Gav: Um, well, I did, I did paramount with um

Gav: for my mum and that, and that's what.

Gav: I've been watching some of these other

Gav: programs, but I've also got arrow.

Gav: Oh yeah, um, because, I have the arrow.

Dan: Briefly, I had it for a few months yeah,

Dan: it's.

Gav: It's again.

Gav: It's kind of like shudder, uk shudder.

Gav: I heard us shut.

Gav: It's supposed to be loads better.

Gav: It's kind of like UK shudder.

Gav: You can kind of watch them all in probably

Gav: a few weeks and go.

Gav: That's kind of all I'm interested in um

Gav: arrow.

Gav: There's some good movies, but we've been

Gav: having a bit of a giado kick and we were

Gav: going to rent them out and it was like well,

Gav: it's 250 rent now we probably watch one and

Gav: not tomorrow night, and it's like a five

Gav: for an hour a month subscription.

Gav: Well, maybe just have a subscription and

Gav: bang out a few more.

Gav: So we've been watching a few shallows

Gav: that's been quite yeah.

Gav: Yeah, I've been seeing that some of them

Gav: you haven't seen by the looks a bit well,

Gav: it's quite a few because I said I said I

Gav: really fan still have watched them and I

Gav: was like, oh, I was like I was mad for

Gav: these a few years ago.

Gav: I was fucking well into it.

Gav: I said I even wrote a script for a short

Gav: one.

Gav: Um, yeah, really into it.

Gav: So we've been doing that.

Dan: That's been quite fun it's worth doing

Dan: these little subscriptions like that I did

Dan: that just.

Dan: I did that in um, in November I took out

Dan: two or three subscriptions because I knew

Dan: that I was going to be wanting to catch up

Dan: on loads of Christmas and Christmas horror.

Dan: Um, in fact I did it in October.

Dan: That's right, because there was a quite a

Dan: few movies I wanted to watch for October

Dan: werewolf movies and I kept those

Dan: subscriptions because a lot of them were

Dan: only were like free for a month or free for

Dan: 60 days.

Dan: I forgot to cancel a couple of them so I

Dan: ended up keeping some of them for two or

Dan: three months, but it was really good and

Dan: I've cancelled them often.

Dan: You've really you've paid.

Dan: Like you said, you've paid a five.

Gav: That's it at the end of the day.

Gav: I used to go down the video shop.

Dan: Even back in the daygoes of video shop,

Dan: you're still paying like a free quid for a

Dan: video for the night, and that's why I don't

Dan: object to renting on prime, because, um, if

Dan: something's on prime and it's two or three

Dan: quid to rent or four quid to buy, like

Dan: we've talked about before, we'll just buy

Dan: it if it's something we like, like with

Dan: flash gordon.

Dan: But for me, spending two or three quid to

Dan: rent a film and see it, good quality there

Dan: is that not have to track down a crappy

Dan: copy or I don't have it on dvd or whatever

Dan: it is or sometimes might, because some of

Dan: my dvds are put away, you know, in the

Dan: cupboard under the stairs.

Dan: I can't get to them so easily.

Dan: So it's just sometimes easier for me to

Dan: just rent for two pounds or two, three

Dan: pounds or something, and, yeah, I really

Dan: like that and it feels like I'm still

Dan: putting something back in the pot of

Dan: hollywood, you know in the in the money

Dan: makers part.

Gav: I also think of our lovely patrons who are

Gav: so kindly still patronizing us.

Gav: Don't patronize me.

Gav: Um, uh, um, you know, um that helps us be

Gav: able to rent these films oh 100.

Dan: We've said that especially for reviews.

Gav: It's always good to uh be able to rent like

Gav: good copies, so that's what we do.

Gav: Um, yeah, well, let's, should we get into

Gav: the reviews?

Gav: Yeah, I'm happy to get into this because

Gav: we're getting to this first movie.

Dan: Um so, let me get my hang on, let me get my

Dan: rock.

Dan: Uh, my head rockin.

Gav: Okay, needs more cowbell.

Gav: Okay, this time count it off like uh, like

Gav: uh, odd, odd numbers one, three, five, six,

Gav: seven, eight five, six, seven dance like a

Gav: dance group.

Gav: Yeah, it's great anyway, steed i6 6 6.

Dan: Check out this trailer oh four fighters.

Speaker 2: You've gotta get me a record.

Speaker 2: It's our 10th album.

Speaker 2: We're gonna break the mold on this one.

Speaker 2: Let's go somewhere.

Speaker 2: We've never been this place is amazing do

Speaker 2: you guys get this overwhelming sense of

Speaker 2: death?

Speaker 2: Oh, it doesn't really seem like the right

Speaker 2: fit.

Speaker 2: Whoa, it's rad.

Speaker 3: That was weird the sound of this house is

Speaker 3: the sound of album 10 all right, all right,

Speaker 3: you guys amps living room.

Dan: Let me apologize in advance for all the

Dan: rock we're about to make got a couple of

Dan: ideas I've been working on.

Gav: I'll lay them on you do the way.

Gav: It's called everlong and you wrote it about

Gav: 20 years ago how you feeling, everything

Gav: okay ever since we moved into this house,

Gav: my mind is flooded.

Speaker 2: We all have right as block.

Speaker 2: This is not just a creepy rock and roll

Speaker 2: house.

Speaker 2: It allows spiritual entities to cross into

Speaker 2: our world.

Gav: Oh, my god, dude has got one flu over the

Gav: kookies.

Speaker 2: That's crazy oh, it's this place, man.

Speaker 2: Let's finish the track.

Speaker 2: Can we just wait, dude?

Speaker 2: We found a new musical note oh, yes, I did.

Dan: It's an owl.

Dan: Any chefs in the group?

Speaker 3: I'm pretty handy on the grill yeah, you

Speaker 3: like your meat charred and dry.

Speaker 3: Ah, he does make a killer barbecue what do

Speaker 3: we do?

Gav: we go save his ass is the algal was done?

Gav: Yeah, it's killer there you did studio six

Gav: and six from 2022, rated 18 oh for the big

Gav: adults one hour 46 minutes.

Gav: Uh, legendary rock band foo fighters is it

Gav: not the foo fighters?

Gav: It would be all right, foo fighters, I

Gav: think it's just foo fighters moving to

Gav: ncineo mansion.

Gav: Uh, steeped in grisly rock and roll history

Gav: to record their much anticipated tenth

Gav: album if you got that, okay, I'm sort of

Gav: legendary rock band foo fighters moving to

Gav: ncineo mansion, steeped in grisly rock and

Gav: roll history, to record their much

Gav: anticipated tenth album.

Gav: Fairly easy, foo fighters moving to a house

Gav: to record now um random film yes, my first

Gav: watch and um so, um, what the fuck like.

Dan: What makes this film work is the weird

Dan: elements that come in together like they.

Dan: Obviously a lot of people will know this

Dan: already.

Dan: They and you know this.

Dan: They film this in secret during the

Dan: pandemic, you know.

Dan: So, out of nowhere, a film's coming out,

Dan: horror film, with the foo fighters in it as

Dan: themselves.

Dan: Um, that shouldn't work, but it works.

Dan: And then what you realize is they're all

Dan: massive fucking horror fans and they've

Dan: roped in john carpenter for cameo and to

Dan: write some of the music.

Dan: And it's really funny and really gory not

Dan: necessarily scannery, for me anyway, but

Dan: it's interesting because directed the bj

Dan: mcdonnell who.

Gav: The only other thing he's directed is

Gav: hatchet free.

Gav: Oh goodness, gracious me, I think.

Gav: Oh god if I'm wrong, I feel terrible.

Dan: I'm just going to check that out yeah, but

Dan: um, um, for me, what made it work is that

Dan: the fact that it shouldn't work, because

Dan: it's just, it's crazy really, and but I'll

Dan: have a little bit of a oh no, he made the

Dan: slayer movie.

Gav: Ah, okay, right, but but again that's not

Gav: really.

Gav: Uh, that's it really.

Gav: He's all directed hatchet free.

Gav: It's the first he directed in 2013.

Gav: Then did the hatch slayer movie, which

Gav: seris is really cool.

Gav: Again a horror movie by slayer, yeah, you

Gav: know well, my little what, what?

Dan: tangent, not the other tangent, because

Dan: it's related that I want to just mention is

Dan: horror movies and rock or metal, heavy

Dan: metal go together, hand in hand and always

Dan: have, because, you know, because they are

Dan: both punk, they're both pushing the

Dan: boundaries of what is socially acceptable.

Dan: Kids gravitate towards metal, like they

Dan: gravitate towards horror, and they even

Dan: share snakes and demons and skull motifs.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, and we've covered trick or

Dan: trick or treat, you know, and there are

Dan: dozens, if you want to go and find them, a

Dan: heavy metal, rock and roll, whatever you

Dan: want to call it, horror films, some really

Dan: good ones.

Dan: There's rock and roll, nightmare, and

Dan: there's a bunch of them out there and they

Dan: work.

Dan: They usually work very well.

Dan: Um, because, um, of that reason I've just

Dan: given, because they are the same beast, if

Dan: you pardon the pun, kids gravitate towards

Dan: them.

Dan: They're pushing the boundaries of what is

Dan: socially acceptable.

Dan: They're trying to be loud and noisy and

Dan: provocative, both the music and the type of

Dan: film.

Dan: And I think that is the glue that brings

Dan: this together the fact that Dave Grohl and

Dan: his buddies genuinely obviously have some

Dan: kind of knowledge and love of horror films,

Dan: and I didn't know any of that, which is

Dan: completely surprising because I love the

Dan: food files but I don't really know an awful

Dan: lot about about them individually.

Dan: So this just completely like.

Dan: When you said you wanted to watch it up for

Dan: this episode, I was like great, because

Dan: I've never seen it.

Dan: Wow, it was just brilliant and funny, funny,

Dan: really funny as well it's very well handled.

Gav: Um, yeah, one thing of metal and horror,

Gav: it's the same with, uh, skateboarders, uh,

Gav: hip hop, um, but metal and horror, it's the

Gav: fans.

Gav: It's um, uh, being into something which

Gav: isn't the norm.

Gav: Uh, metal isn't the norm.

Gav: Uh, horror movies aren't the norm.

Gav: Skateboarding is not the norm.

Gav: Hip hop's not the norm, um, and when I say

Gav: hip hop, I mean, like, the graffiti side of

Gav: it.

Gav: They're all the other elements as well.

Gav: It's not the norm and it's it's those fans

Gav: who know that they are, as we all are,

Gav: horror fans, and that's why we're here

Gav: listening, it's why we're all you're

Gav: listening, we're all like a little

Gav: community and we all love each other.

Gav: It's because, um, we're outsiders, uh,

Gav: looking in, um, but we're looking in for a

Gav: broken, dirty window and we like it.

Dan: Well and let's be honest, we all got into,

Dan: whether it's metal or skateboarding or

Dan: horror.

Dan: We got into that usually at an age probably

Dan: too young and because we knew we shouldn't,

Dan: but also because we knew it pissed off our

Dan: parents and then you end up falling in love

Dan: with that genre I know what you mean.

Dan: I didn't but I thought, yeah, I, my parents

Dan: would have been a bit across if they'd have

Dan: known I'd watched some, some of the horror

Dan: movies I watched at a very young age and I

Dan: used to hide my rap tapes from them because,

Dan: you know, I didn't want them hearing all

Dan: the stuff that was being said on the nwa

Dan: album, etc.

Dan: Etc.

Dan: So but but.

Dan: So there was like an element of I'm doing

Dan: this to to push back at my parents, but

Dan: then you end up falling in love with the

Dan: thing that it is that you're, you know what

Dan: I mean and that's why they go so well

Dan: together and that's definitely the glue

Dan: that holds this together.

Gav: I have blast watching this.

Gav: Oh yeah, this is really good.

Gav: I'm glad I was tied in my room months, many

Gav: moons ago and I was playing the doors, so

Gav: it's not hip-hop you're saying, about

Gav: hiding words.

Gav: My mum would hit Jim Morrison and say show

Gav: me the way to the next little girl.

Gav: Oh, don't ask me, why is one of his songs.

Gav: My mum's like what, what's he saying?

Dan: Yeah, I used to get really told off by my

Dan: mum because she wants her the Wu-Tang Clan

Dan: playing.

Dan: When I think I was a bit about 14 or 15

Dan: when I bought that, I was playing it really,

Dan: really loud and that was, I think.

Dan: The first song in the album is called Bring

Dan: the Motherfucking Ruckus, and the RZA

Dan: repeats bring the motherfucking ruckus,

Dan: bring the motherfucking ruckus.

Dan: About 20 times before they start dropping

Dan: N-bombs and F-bombs all the way through it

Dan: and I was like a 14-year-old down, like

Dan: yeah, this is what it's like.

Dan: My mum later on said to me what was that

Dan: nonsense you were listening to.

Gav: Do you know what the equivalent is for me

Gav: now?

Gav: I know, sorry guys, we'll get back to you

Gav: in six or six a bit.

Gav: The equivalent for me now is when I walk

Gav: into Daisy's room and I'm knocking it and

Gav: she's listening to a song which is like my

Gav: big ass gonna get me some dick and blah,

Gav: blah, blah, blah, blah.

Gav: And I was like what the fuck is this shit?

Gav: And I got the hell and I'm just like.

Gav: I just look at her and she laughs and I

Gav: just turn around and walk out or whatever.

Gav: I'm not gonna try and hide someone from the

Gav: internet, not gonna happen.

Gav: Fucking all right, as long as you're safe

Gav: and happy and you find it funny.

Gav: I just look at her and I just go wow and

Gav: just turn around and walk out because I'm

Gav: like favourite.

Dan: You know, nothing really shocks me.

Dan: But what shocks me is these songs seem to

Dan: be aimed at younger and younger people Like

Dan: that.

Speaker 4: WAP song, that wet ass pussy song.

Speaker 4: It's like, wow, fucking hell man.

Dan: I was listening to little Kim back in the

Dan: day when she was rapping about her pussy.

Gav: Yeah, it's weird though, isn't it?

Dan: Fucking hell, it's in the charts.

Dan: Now Imagine going up to somebody saying,

Dan: have you heard that WAP song?

Dan: And they're like, oh, yes, it's okay.

Dan: Do you know what WAP stands for?

Dan: And telling an older person what it stands

Dan: for, and they'd be like what.

Gav: It's a very well lubricated vagina.

Gav: Very well you need a bucket and a mop,

Gav: apparently Like an extremely well.

Dan: Who lyrics are you gonna bring a bucket and

Dan: a mop?

Dan: Would that be the British version of the

Dan: song?

Gav: Extremely well lubricated vagina E W L V.

Dan: No, it would probably be sopping minge.

Dan: Oh, jesus Christ.

Dan: Well, I'm really sorry, we've already gone

Dan: the wrong way.

Gav: I've never said that I've said those words

Gav: in that way before either.

Gav: So first of all, it's my birthday, studio

Gav: 666.

Gav: Well, what it came down to is Dave Grohl

Gav: was basically had a phone call from a buddy

Gav: of his and it just came out of a meeting

Gav: and then in the meeting they said we'd love

Gav: to make it understand like Jeff who's in

Gav: Kobe Fuse has him who's their manager, I'd

Gav: love to make a movie, a horror movie, with

Gav: the full fighters.

Gav: And he, dave Grohl, said that's the most

Gav: ridiculous idea I've ever heard and ignored

Gav: the fact and forgot about it.

Gav: When he was coming to record his 10th album,

Gav: the three-fifth, his 10th album, he was

Gav: trying to find a house and all of a sudden

Gav: it's just like oh, this house is horrible.

Gav: And all these things started clicking.

Gav: Now I've discovered Dave Grohl is a bit

Gav: like me.

Gav: He's like holidays.

Gav: I don't do holidays, I can't do holidays.

Gav: It drives me insane.

Gav: I need to be making stuff.

Gav: So him in lockdown, I imagine.

Gav: Like me, I made a little miniature house.

Gav: I didn't make a whole album movie with

Gav: everyone else, but they went and pulled

Gav: this off and it's a perfect time, I guess,

Gav: because he's like I want to be working, I

Gav: can't be working.

Gav: So they went and made this film.

Gav: It's just out of nowhere.

Gav: He started to come up with the ideas just

Gav: from, like I said, recording their 10th

Gav: album.

Gav: So the stories about the 10th album you

Gav: write what you know.

Gav: That's the best way of doing films.

Gav: You know I'm not a fan of the FooFox myself.

Gav: Not really into a couple of songs.

Gav: Ok, I find it a bit poppy for my liking.

Gav: Not so much when it first came around.

Gav: I was like fuck that, I'm a Nirvana fan.

Gav: The drama can't fucking go and do that and

Gav: I ignored it and I was well into my hair

Gav: pop and I couldn't do it.

Gav: And then I was like FooFox stupid name

Gav: PooFo-ers and I just ignored it, to be

Gav: honest with you, and they've got a couple

Gav: of good riffs, Like Dave Grohl's are an

Gav: extraordinarily good musician, yeah he's an

Gav: annoyingly talented man.

Gav: And a genuine human being.

Dan: I was going to say he's very nice,

Dan: charismatic the rest of the band from this

Dan: movie seem like nice human beings.

Gav: Rest in peace, Taylor Hawkins.

Dan: He can actually act.

Dan: He can play the drums, obviously he can

Dan: play the guitar and yeah, it's a bit

Dan: annoying.

Gav: And then my wife.

Gav: My wife I don't know if Sarah does.

Gav: I don't have to ask if she's into him or

Gav: not.

Dan: I think she fancies what he stands for,

Dan: which is he's just fucking talented.

Gav: Yeah, I like Dave Grohl.

Gav: I can imagine I could get along with it.

Gav: I did.

Gav: I shit a shit of him.

Dan: And he's friends with Rick Astley, so you

Dan: can't really say much more than you are,

Dan: can?

Gav: you?

Gav: Yeah, I saw Rick Astley singing a song with

Gav: them, yeah never going to give you up.

Gav: Strange.

Gav: Anyway, this movie is extremely well

Gav: produced.

Gav: Yeah it's made with horror loving eyes.

Gav: It is produced with horror fans.

Gav: It's yeah in mind.

Dan: It's littered with Easter eggs and

Dan: references.

Gav: John Carpeter plays a role in it.

Gav: Anyone else got any movies?

Gav: Can you, anyone else got their hands up to

Gav: show me what movie John Carpeter's acting

Gav: in like recently, or if he ever has?

Gav: He did the Doctor in the stories.

Gav: You know the one with the petrol station,

Gav: and there wasn't any.

Dan: Oh, in cigarette burns.

Gav: No, no, no, no, no, we covered it at body

Gav: bags.

Dan: Oh, body bags, yes, yes, Wasn't he the

Dan: Doctor?

Gav: I was thinking it in between.

Dan: He was somewhere in that.

Gav: I don't think of John Carpeter as an actor

Gav: In this.

Dan: But he doesn't come out of his cupboard

Dan: very often, do you see?

Gav: No, he's playing computer games and getting

Gav: stoned sitting on roses.

Gav: He comes across great as perfectly cast and

Gav: I'm going Dave Goldberg going.

Gav: Maybe you could get John Carpeter to do it

Gav: as a music producer and I love that he's

Gav: the main music producer with an engineer.

Dan: Yeah, well, they're both engineers.

Dan: The guy next to him.

Gav: He's a producer.

Dan: They've cast a guy with one eye next to him

Dan: who's got like a patch on his eye.

Gav: Did they?

Gav: Cast him because he's a f***ing

Gav: sneak-blisskin looking guy that's very true,

Gav: that guy, if you look at his eye in DB,

Gav: he's got like yeah, there's a reason.

Dan: Yeah, okay, he has got that he has got like

Dan: a problem with his eye, but he also has a

Dan: sneak-blisskin mullet.

Gav: Jason Trost, he actually does have that.

Dan: I think he's got one eye, but it's f***ing

Dan: great that they cast him next to a guy who

Dan: looked a bit like a sneak-blisskin as well,

Dan: just to really add to the fan boner.

Gav: I do like it with movies, with people who

Gav: get acting roles for their certain things,

Gav: while it's aren't normal.

Gav: Like I've got one eye.

Gav: He don't say that very often Good for them.

Gav: Yeah, really good film, so should we get

Gav: into it.

Dan: Yeah, let's get into it.

Dan: So it's got a great cast.

Gav: Yeah, when I say well-produced, I'm going

Gav: to score.

Gav: It's really good.

Gav: This is Dave Gold again.

Gav: I understand he must be ADHD as well.

Gav: I understand his mind and like have to make,

Gav: make, make.

Gav: You can listen to Dream Window on Spotify.

Gav: Do you know what Dream Window is?

Gav: No.

Gav: Dream Window is the band.

Dan: Oh, Dream Widow.

Gav: Yeah, so no Dream Widow.

Gav: Sorry, I thought it was Window.

Dan: No Widow.

Dan: Are you shh the band that dies at the

Dan: beginning of this movie?

Gav: Oh, ok, all right.

Gav: Anyway, he went and made that whole album.

Dan: Yeah, that's right.

Gav: And it's on Spotify and you can listen to

Gav: it.

Gav: So he is like oh, there's a fake band in

Gav: there.

Gav: Ok, they made his songs.

Gav: They made that song, which is a really cool

Gav: song, that I was just going to make nine

Gav: other songs of this fake album and the

Gav: album's pretty decent and I've listened to

Gav: it quite a few times.

Gav: It's actually pretty good.

Gav: It's a good riff to it.

Dan: Before we do get into it, one last thing I

Dan: will say is this this movie would pair well

Dan: with I'd never remember the name of that

Dan: Rob Zombie movie.

Dan: How's that?

Dan: No, no, no, no, no.

Dan: The one where they get the vinyl records

Dan: and they.

Gav: Say that, lord's of Salem.

Dan: Lord's of Salem, because they're both about

Dan: sort of music having control in a demonic

Dan: way over people and this feels like the

Dan: more lighter comedy version of that, but

Dan: still quite heavy at times and very violent.

Gav: Yeah, it's great, great goal.

Dan: So I think it would pair well with that.

Dan: That is one thing I would say.

Gav: Another thing back in the sort of mid-80s

Gav: there was a thing with like blood tracks.

Gav: There's one that froze to mind straight

Gav: away.

Gav: There's a lot of heavy metal movies where

Gav: horror movies, where it's heavy metal bands

Gav: in the horror movies going out to make

Gav: their music video in the middle of the snow.

Gav: That's the basic premise of blood tracks.

Dan: Yeah, that's right.

Gav: And they get like an evil dead type.

Gav: Not even the fucking the Hillbillies Hills

Gav: have always type kill you.

Gav: But there's this, not a gluttony, but

Gav: there's a lot of heavy metal bands and

Gav: horror movies as a thing and this movie

Gav: feels like an 80s movie.

Gav: I love the single-eye location, I love all

Gav: the characters in it and, yeah, it feels

Gav: like an 80s film all the way through, very

Gav: much Almost like an Italian film, almost

Gav: with the setting of the location of the

Gav: villa, but not, I don't know.

Gav: I feel very homely with this film.

Gav: If it was on DVD I'd probably have it in my

Gav: studio.

Gav: I don't know if it is.

Dan: I'll go back and watch this 100%.

Dan: So yeah, let's get things off.

Dan: So we start back in 1993 at the mansion the

Dan: Encina Mansion and we see little snippets

Dan: of weird stuff going on, a take-to-take

Dan: reel.

Dan: We hear a woman screaming and crying and we

Dan: see her crawling along the ground with a

Dan: bone sticking out of her leg.

Dan: She's in a bad way.

Gav: And the hammer starts up.

Gav: We don't know what's going on.

Gav: It's sort of looking at stuff.

Gav: It slowly pans along the floor to a woman

Gav: who is also on the floor being dragged off.

Dan: Yeah, and then a man with a hammer steps in

Dan: and Takes her out.

Dan: Well, he doesn't just take her out, he

Dan: beats her head probably about seven or

Dan: eight times with this hammer.

Dan: So straight away you're like oh, we're

Dan: starting off with some head trauma.

Gav: Mate, if you didn't really know what's

Gav: going on here, you'd think no, is this a

Gav: slasher?

Dan: Yeah, well, it looks like.

Dan: It looks like that it's more than demonic

Dan: yeah Story of the day.

Gav: We've got also nothing John Carter did in

Gav: this.

Gav: He scored the year that he did the music

Gav: for the opening.

Dan: Yeah, and he co-wrote most of the songs,

Dan: didn't he?

Gav: Yeah, that mixed with the Foo Fighters fake

Gav: band playing in it, it's fucking.

Gav: It's really good, really good soundtrack.

Dan: Do you find out during the credits?

Dan: Do you know those credits?

Gav: Yeah, I do Quite large.

Gav: That music is just kind of maybe going like

Gav: yeah, I mean good hands here.

Dan: And it's revealed that this band called

Dan: Dream Widow have been slaughtered in this

Dan: mansion.

Dan: And this is another thing.

Dan: With rock and roll and heavy metal, there's

Dan: always these stories about terrible things

Dan: or curses or people that you know, ozzy

Dan: Osbourne, biting the head off of a bat.

Dan: There's always these demonic things that

Dan: have actually so that would have been like.

Dan: You know you can imagine a band slaughtered,

Dan: you know in the 90s or the 80s or something,

Dan: and everyone like, oh, that's why that

Dan: album's the best album ever, because it's

Dan: the last one they made you know.

Dan: So do you know what I mean?

Dan: It's the kind of thing that would really

Dan: happen, but yeah, so there we go.

Dan: Then we cut to the present day and we've

Dan: got Jeff Garland from Kirby Enthusiasm.

Dan: It's fucking great in this.

Dan: I always love him in everything he's.

Gav: I love Kirby Enthusiasm, dave Grohl said

Gav: after he'd acted with me.

Gav: He said it felt like you had just done some

Gav: scenes in Kirby Enthusiasm.

Gav: It's just weird.

Dan: And he's got the band in a room, the Pooh

Dan: Fighters, and they're discussing.

Dan: You know they're actually discussing movies.

Dan: They're saying which is better June, the

Dan: original June movie with Sting, or

Dan: Waterworld with Kevin Costner?

Dan: And they're talking about those movies for

Dan: some reason.

Dan: I fucking love it.

Dan: It feels real.

Dan: It feels like the sort of conversations you

Dan: have.

Dan: You know you've got Dave Grohl going.

Dan: Did you not see that?

Dan: They've got gills behind their ears?

Dan: That's the whole thing, man.

Gav: And then obviously, yeah, they're having a

Gav: lot of Jeff Garland and their manager.

Gav: What's his name?

Gav: It's Jeremy.

Gav: Oh, that's just called Jeff, and he's just

Gav: standing there going looking at him going

Gav: you know, what Sting does have or who's it,

Gav: because they talk about something.

Gav: He has an album.

Gav: It's not what I have.

Dan: Yeah, he's saying to them I want this 10th

Dan: album.

Dan: You know where is it?

Gav: Where the fuck is this album?

Dan: And he goes.

Dan: Dave Grohl is like it's up here, man, it's

Dan: in my head, it's in his head, it's in his

Dan: head, it's in there, man.

Gav: And he says, don't worry.

Gav: He says did you just tell me not to?

Dan: worry.

Gav: He's like yeah, yeah, and they're basically,

Gav: they're blatantly just getting like really

Gav: fucking told off, and it's quite funny.

Dan: And the reason for this is this is their

Dan: 10th album.

Dan: This is a big one for them.

Dan: They want to do something different, which

Dan: makes sense, but they said to it.

Dan: They say to him look, the thing is, jeff,

Dan: we've recorded it.

Dan: All the good studios, they want the new

Dan: sounds.

Dan: The big studio, the slay.

Dan: We've done them all.

Dan: We want a new song, we want somewhere that

Dan: will really bring out a new something in us.

Gav: We want a song which will make you blow

Gav: your dick into your own mouth.

Dan: Taylor Hawkins.

Dan: Taylor Hawkins wrestling piece.

Dan: What a funny guy.

Dan: He never learned the script.

Dan: He basically knew the script, but he didn't

Dan: learn his lines, so he just ad-libbed

Dan: pretty much everything whenever he's on the

Dan: scene.

Gav: Well, jeff, obviously being used to Kirby

Gav: Infuse, has him when it goes with it and

Gav: he's just like what, bro?

Gav: Your own dick into your mouth.

Gav: That's what you're telling me.

Dan: And then he's like what is that a good

Dan: thing, or is?

Gav: like what do you?

Dan: mean back in.

Dan: Has it been there before they really go

Dan: down this tongue?

Gav: When you say back into his mouth, it says

Gav: been there before.

Dan: And these little tangents, it's just what

Dan: make this film really.

Dan: And he says to them in quite a sinister way

Dan: and we find out why ah, I've got the

Dan: perfect place for you guys.

Dan: He calls his secretary, barb, and he says

Dan: Barb, I'm here with the boys, the food

Dan: fighters, and they're looking for someone

Dan: new to record Anything springs of mind.

Dan: And she's like yes, I think I've got the

Dan: perfect place.

Dan: And you're like well, that's a bit weird.

Dan: Cut to Cut to the mansion.

Dan: Arriving at the mansion in the van.

Gav: Oh, just before that, when you're back in

Gav: the meet, cut back to just at the meeting,

Gav: the end of it.

Gav: That's a really weird Pearl Jam reference.

Gav: Now I had to think about this and go into

Gav: this and I thought about it.

Gav: You know, I spent seconds of my life

Gav: thinking about it in my head.

Gav: Is it something they used to say when he

Gav: does it, when they decide that they go,

Gav: jeremy has spoken?

Gav: And I was like, right, is this something

Gav: they used to do in Nirvana, just to take

Gav: the kind of piss out of Pearl Jam a bit

Gav: when they had a grievance, like they'd say,

Gav: jeremy's spoken.

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: They do that, pearl Jam, high ten, don't

Dan: they?

Dan: So they all put their hands up in the air,

Dan: and that's because the front cover of Pearl

Dan: Jam's first album, which is called Ten, is

Dan: all of them put their hands together.

Dan: So it must be a loving reference then to

Dan: them.

Gav: But I'm sure Jeremy was about a kid that

Gav: doesn't even commit to sort of blow people

Gav: away at school or some shit.

Gav: The story from the Pearl.

Dan: Jam song.

Gav: So it's a bit of a weird one to say

Gav: Jeremy's spoken.

Gav: Anyway, just thought of throwing that in

Gav: there because I used to be a grunger when I

Gav: was 16 at school.

Gav: You know, showing me age.

Dan: Well, we arrived at the mansion in Barb who

Dan: is Jeff Garland's secretary.

Dan: She's kind of there.

Dan: She will come back to check up on them and

Dan: make sure they're delivering on this album.

Dan: She shows them around the mansion, Dave

Dan: Grohl immediately being the lead singer of

Dan: the band.

Dan: You know the front man.

Dan: He starts picking up on what he calls he's

Dan: got a weird energy man and he's feeling

Dan: these weird vibes.

Dan: He even starts hearing like funny noises

Dan: that the others don't hear.

Dan: Initially, and this mansion is.

Dan: It's like it's been waiting and it's a

Dan: great premise for our film.

Dan: It's like this mansion has been waiting for

Dan: the right creative mind to channel its evil

Dan: intent into.

Gav: Any movies being made in lockdown secretly.

Gav: You got to do isolation, you got to do one

Gav: places and for me, love that shit.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, Dave, Dave.

Gav: Dave starts clapping and goes hear that man,

Gav: he had the acoustics and he's clapping away,

Gav: which is also absolute shit, by the way.

Gav: And this is actually Dave in the interview

Gav: saying I was doing that because any

Gav: producer or engineer, or whether they go

Gav: into a room, they start clapping.

Gav: It's a load of fucking shit.

Gav: It makes no difference.

Gav: He was actually slightly disagreeing.

Gav: There's the amount of reverberation.

Gav: They just listen and see how long the

Gav: reverb goes.

Gav: So not to argue, Dave Grohl, he knows

Gav: better than me.

Gav: I'm sure he gets paid.

Dan: They are playing slightly cartoonish

Dan: versions of himself as well.

Dan: They're all being slightly more deaver-ish

Dan: than they would normally be, and just

Dan: before that is what Barb does reveal to

Dan: them.

Dan: There's something we should probably tell

Dan: you about this mansion.

Dan: Have you heard of a band called Dream Widow?

Dan: They all died in this mansion, blah, blah,

Dan: blah, and they're all like, well cool, then

Dan: we definitely have to make it.

Dan: That's cool when she's saying that we do

Dan: get some flashbacks to more death.

Dan: That happened in the mansion as well.

Dan: So we definitely know that something shit,

Dan: some weird shit went down in this mansion.

Dan: But they decide let's move in.

Dan: Let's set up and move in.

Gav: I do like it.

Gav: I do like the move-in montage with Krug.

Dan: Yeah, Krug is played by Slayer's lead

Dan: guitarist.

Gav: Okay, and that's Chief Rody.

Dan: And he's telling everyone where to go.

Dan: Dave Grohl's like.

Dan: Can you move my drum parts slightly to the

Dan: left?

Gav: He's doing his drum tech for him.

Gav: So he's sitting there and he's just got a

Gav: snare and it's just bang Every once in a

Gav: while.

Gav: Just hit the snare, no, no, no, no.

Gav: Just move it a little bit more.

Gav: And every time it happens, krug's just shut

Gav: his eyes.

Gav: I was like oh my God, I'm feels, and you

Gav: feel, his pain, the snare guy cutting right

Gav: through each time.

Dan: And he says in the end, he says yeah,

Dan: whatever, Dave, and he says this is that's

Dan: amazing.

Gav: We hear whatever Dave.

Dan: And then Dave Grohl does a drum solo, which

Dan: is fucking awesome, and that's great Well

Dan: he just starts playing drums and it's a

Dan: really nice little break out.

Gav: So I was like, oh, like that.

Dan: So they sit down I think they're having a

Dan: barbecue or a beer and they say, right,

Dan: here's what we do, guys, we're going to

Dan: move into record for two weeks, maybe four,

Dan: so maybe a month tops.

Dan: And they're all like, oh, come on.

Dan: And then one of them says you tell my wife.

Dan: He says, all right, I'll tell your wife if

Dan: you tell my wife.

Dan: And then one of the other guys is like,

Dan: well, who's going to tell my kids?

Dan: So they're all older men, now married with

Dan: children.

Gav: Apart from one of them.

Gav: So who's going to tell my grand?

Gav: And then one of the other guy goes remember

Gav: the Hanukkah party with grandma?

Dan: He says I'll tell her she likes me and this

Dan: is how well this film is made, though.

Gav: when that happens, it's like these real

Gav: close-ups on their faces and the

Gav: overreaction.

Gav: Like the dude I don't know what his name is.

Gav: He hasn't got a picture on the IMDB, so I

Gav: don't know which one it is.

Gav: It's the one of the heart shaped chest.

Dan: Rami yeah.

Gav: Rami, okay, and his shades and stuff, and

Gav: he's all like, hey, I'm all sexy.

Dan: He's the sex machine of the band, yeah.

Gav: It's quite funny.

Gav: But he's just like, don't say that.

Gav: And it's all these close-ups.

Gav: And then you hear, just like a fake party

Gav: sex scene.

Gav: You hear it's like, oh yeah, you like that

Gav: grandma, like what had happened before, and

Gav: they're both looking at it and he's going,

Gav: yeah, yeah, and the camera's going closer

Gav: and cut them back and forth, back and forth,

Gav: going closer and closer into their faces.

Gav: All of these little bits of the movie,

Gav: layers of this movie, make this movie so

Gav: great.

Dan: Yeah, because these characters are real

Dan: people you know to an extent anyway.

Dan: So just hearing all this really adds to the

Dan: fact that there's already a chemistry

Dan: between them.

Gav: It's a really good shoot.

Gav: I appreciate it.

Gav: I don't know what audiences thought and I

Gav: don't think they gave a fuck.

Gav: I think it was like let's make a movie

Gav: because I'm bored, we've got nothing to do

Gav: in fucking lockdown.

Gav: So I don't know who they made this film for.

Gav: Is it RH?

Gav: I don't know, I'm not sure.

Dan: I guess so, I guess so.

Gav: Especially with all the references.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: So Dave starts noticing again more of this

Dan: weird vibe, and we get a lot of the what

Dan: they call the Dutch camera angles Dutch

Dan: angle yeah.

Dan: I was going to say Dutch oven then, but

Dan: it's not Dutch ovens.

Gav: That's farting under the mattress and

Gav: putting you up a half on there.

Dan: Not under the mattress.

Dan: Fuck you now.

Dan: Under the tube, but that is obviously very

Dan: reminiscent of the Sam Raimi and Evil Dead.

Dan: So we're getting like a bit of a vibe and

Dan: there is a huge Evil in the third act.

Dan: We've got a huge Evil Dead, you know set of

Dan: references.

Dan: Oh yeah, I mean it's essentially this could

Dan: be a spin-off of Evil Dead Random Evil Dead

Dan: movie.

Gav: yeah.

Dan: And then he's having his coffee or whatever

Dan: and he sees a Cropsy style gardener with

Dan: the shears in the garden and he says, oh

Dan: hey, you stop that because he's sort of

Dan: making watching, watching.

Dan: And they thought they were going to have a

Dan: bit of isolation and privacy.

Dan: So he runs outside to tell this guy off.

Gav: This is almost like going into sort of

Gav: territory of pieces with a gardener.

Dan: Yeah, oh it is.

Dan: Isn't it that fucking gardener in pieces,

Dan: jesus Christ?

Gav: I say, that's on arrows.

Gav: I might have to watch an HD copy of pieces.

Gav: I want to do that at some point.

Dan: Of course for George.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie.

Dan: He goes out to tell off this gardener and

Dan: the gardener banishes.

Gav: There's no one there, he goes around the

Gav: hedge.

Gav: No one there?

Gav: Oh OK, Then the crew comes in to check out

Gav: the Warren who's under the desk.

Dan: Chris death scene he looks under the desk.

Gav: I don't know if this shit goes up to just

Gav: before he does that, we see like the wires

Gav: do some rewiring themselves by magic.

Dan: Like a black ghostly hand.

Gav: Like sort of cloud, yeah, Moves him around.

Gav: And he gets fried.

Dan: Yeah, and I didn't expect this.

Dan: He gets fucking fried man and it's such

Dan: good effects on him Because it's all

Dan: practical.

Gav: I love the fact that obviously they should

Gav: leave.

Gav: That should be over.

Gav: But Dave's like he hasn't been hooked yet

Gav: by what he's.

Gav: You know the record.

Gav: He hasn't had a, whatever reason.

Gav: He feels a bit like I or the house is

Gav: already got getting into him.

Dan: Yeah, and so he they go he decides Don't

Dan: touch him.

Dan: He's still probably going yeah.

Dan: And then he's like he's dead.

Dan: He's like right, that's it, we're all going

Dan: home.

Gav: And Dave's like whoa, whoa guys, it's like

Gav: on a patio.

Gav: He's been taken away by the body and

Gav: they're like well, Krug would live.

Gav: A Krug love this place and Krug didn't love

Gav: this place at all.

Dan: But he says we got to do it for Krug.

Gav: That's why Taylor goes.

Gav: I suppose I could record a couple of drum

Gav: riffs, because they're like we can dedicate

Gav: them to him.

Gav: I'm like, OK, well, that's fair enough.

Gav: Ok, we can record some drum licks here, you

Gav: know, and thinking like he set the drums up,

Gav: so fair enough, I guess.

Dan: So they have a barbecue, one of many

Dan: barbecue.

Dan: So they tend to do in between recordings.

Gav: Looking around the house he does say he's a

Gav: really good barbeque.

Gav: And one of the guys says you can't cook for

Gav: shit.

Gav: And the other guy looks and says fuck you.

Gav: And it's just like the humor in this.

Dan: And while he's barbecuing, he turns around

Dan: and he sees Krug's head in the barbecue.

Gav: Yeah, kind of giving him a warning.

Dan: And he sort of falls back a little bit and

Dan: then he hears a noise and he says is that

Dan: God knows?

Gav: So he goes and look.

Dan: But then he says maybe it's that.

Dan: He says maybe it's the fucking press or

Dan: someone's found out where we are, and so he

Dan: runs off.

Dan: I love the fact that the rest of the band

Dan: stay up on the balcony and just let him go

Dan: off to investigate whatever is, and they're

Dan: all just like none of them.

Dan: They're so lazy they're just watching him

Dan: do all the work.

Dan: So he goes off and he meets their neighbor,

Dan: Samantha, who lives in the mansion next

Dan: door.

Dan: Yeah, she's a bit of a milf, isn't she?

Dan: She's a bit of a milf indeed, and she's

Dan: like, oh my God, I love you guys.

Dan: And she just starts singing food fighter

Dan: songs.

Gav: And well, I'm screaming them.

Gav: They all just look like oh my God.

Dan: And it's quite comical because just every

Dan: time you think she stopped, she then does

Dan: the next couple of lines.

Gav: Real bad.

Dan: She's a comedian, but then she stops and

Dan: she stops the rest of the band go yeah, at

Dan: this point Rami's like fuck yeah, I'm

Dan: getting me some middle faction.

Gav: So he runs down and so he goes.

Gav: Hey, sorry, I'm sorry.

Gav: I'm just going to let you know.

Gav: I don't want to make a apologize for all

Gav: the rock we're about to make.

Dan: She's like, oh, it's all right, they flirt

Dan: really bad.

Gav: It's obvious.

Dan: It's obvious they're banging.

Dan: She's banging at her at some point and she

Dan: admits later on she was a groupie.

Dan: So you know, it's fine, it's all good.

Gav: So just as they go, dave sort of says, oh,

Gav: by the way, is there like a gardener here

Gav: or anything?

Gav: And she's just like no, dave, the house has

Gav: been empty for years and slowly bobs down

Gav: behind the fence.

Gav: That's hilarious when she slowly and that's

Gav: the tone of this film.

Dan: That reminds me there's a joke in the

Dan: wedding scene with Adam Sander where the

Dan: guy says he's losing his mind and Rami

Dan: being all the benefits, and then he slowly

Dan: pulls the curtain across like a Vincent

Dan: Price move.

Dan: Shouldn't work in an Adam Sander comedy,

Dan: but it just.

Dan: And that's the same as this.

Dan: Why does she slowly float back down behind

Dan: the fence?

Dan: It doesn't matter, it's fucking hilarious.

Gav: This is kind of like that blood bath at the

Gav: house of death in tone.

Gav: You know what I mean.

Dan: Yeah, yeah.

Gav: Anyway, dave has, though.

Gav: What's to do this album?

Gav: What's the problem?

Gav: Rodgers block?

Dan: He's got he's.

Dan: He's feeling a little bit like he can't get

Dan: it up, as it were.

Gav: But in the musical world, I love the fact

Gav: he just goes and has like a dream where

Gav: he's sitting there playing Lionel Richie's

Gav: Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Gav: And then Lionel Richie walks in the room

Gav: and says that's my son.

Dan: He says listen, motherfucker, that's my

Dan: mother fucking song.

Dan: No one plays that fucking song with me.

Dan: I fucking love that song.

Dan: Apparently, when he came on set his lines

Dan: didn't include any swearing.

Dan: Lionel Richie was like I feel like I should

Dan: just swear loads, because no one really

Dan: sees me swear.

Dan: Because obviously Lionel Richie's a smooth,

Dan: nice guy.

Gav: No.

Gav: So when he does it like you say, he says

Gav: hey, dave, I know we all sometimes have

Gav: writers block stuff, but that's my son,

Gav: that's my fucking son.

Gav: I fucking love that son.

Gav: This is the way he goes into it my son.

Dan: They've got.

Dan: Not only have they got John Carpenter in

Dan: this, they've also got Lionel Richie

Dan: swearing in this Wow.

Gav: Lionel Richie's a strange one because at

Gav: one point he did a duet with Rob Zombie and

Gav: it was a brick and it was a brick house.

Gav: Yeah, the fuck, he did a brick house, rob

Gav: Zombie.

Gav: If you watch House of House of Corps, it's

Gav: a little bit where they play brick house,

Gav: when in the basement which Rob filmed in

Gav: his own basement of his wife and Cig Haig

Gav: doing some stuff and that song plays.

Gav: But they actually did a duet together,

Gav: brilliant.

Dan: I think my favorite bit of that scene,

Dan: though, is so Lionel Richie's a good lad.

Gav: That's what I'm saying.

Dan: I think my favorite bit of this scene,

Dan: though, is not all the F-bombs or anything

Dan: like that.

Dan: It's when Dave Grohl sort of Lionel

Dan: Richie's walking out of the room and Dave

Dan: Grohl says okay, sorry, and he just looks

Dan: over his shoulder at Dave and says nerd,

Dan: lionel Richie's calling you a nerd, get

Dan: your own nerd.

Dan: So yeah, he's struggling.

Dan: And then he, at night time, crooks demon

Dan: Body just flows down.

Gav: It's so good, I know.

Dan: It looks really good, the red glowing eyes.

Dan: You know it's simple, it's not trying to be

Dan: too elaborate and it's just keeping it nice

Dan: and straightforward.

Dan: And he says to Dave, they are watching you

Dan: and you're like who, what the fuck?

Dan: Who's watching him?

Dan: Really creepy, glowing eyes.

Dan: And then when you think that's over, it's

Dan: kind of an American werewolf double

Dan: nightmare, because suddenly he kind of

Dan: wakes up and then all these other demons

Dan: come in and surround him and start clawing

Dan: at him.

Dan: Then they disembowel him, rip all his guts

Dan: out.

Gav: It's a very American werewolf and London

Gav: type sort of thing going on.

Dan: Exactly the double nightmare.

Dan: And yeah, they disembowel him, he wakes up

Dan: and he orders takeaway from this poor

Dan: takeaway guy.

Gav: Have you seen the movie Stray's?

Dan: With the dogs.

Dan: Yes, a long time ago.

Gav: Very, very funny, but that's the guy in it

Gav: who's the main reason.

Gav: The dog wants to go back and bite his dick

Gav: off.

Gav: That's the delivery guy.

Dan: He's brilliant because, obviously, as you

Dan: would, the door opens and it's Dave Groll

Dan: he's like oh, my God you're Dave Groll.

Dan: He's like, yeah, did you get my food?

Dan: And he's like, yeah, I've got a demo.

Dan: I'm in a band.

Gav: But what he says though you're my favorite

Gav: second band after Coldplay.

Gav: Oh, what the hell.

Gav: And what is the demo of yours going to be

Gav: like if Coldplay's your favorite band in

Gav: three fires?

Dan: His band.

Dan: Later on we find out his band.

Dan: I think were they called Bone Fragments or

Dan: oh shit, bone something.

Dan: It's really good I've got it written down

Dan: when we get to that bit later on, but I

Dan: thought that was a great name for a band,

Dan: bone.

Dan: Structure yeah, bone Structure, which I

Dan: said to Alice would be a great name for a

Dan: podcast.

Dan: If I went off and did one on my own, it'd

Dan: just be called Bone Structure.

Dan: What's it about?

Dan: Movies.

Dan: But I'm like taking them, taking them part

Dan: and looking at the structure of the movie.

Dan: You know, I don't know how the fuck in

Dan: there no one's listening to it.

Dan: It's not real, doesn't it?

Dan: No one's listening to us.

Dan: Yeah, second favorite band after Coldplay.

Dan: So because he's got such bad writers' block.

Dan: He does, but anyone who thought that block

Dan: does it goes on YouTube.

Gav: Hey, you're here today because you've got

Gav: writers' block.

Gav: Okay, we're going to start with this riff

Gav: Meow.

Gav: That's one.

Gav: Now two Meow back to one.

Gav: What's really funny is it's funny seeing

Gav: him standing there going like really

Gav: invested, Like okay, meow, he's playing it

Gav: along.

Dan: What's brilliant, I think, is we may have

Dan: gone past the scene where he says to the

Dan: band I'm struggling.

Gav: No, no, no, no.

Gav: Is that coming up?

Gav: Okay, we'll do that.

Gav: I know what you mean.

Gav: It's so good, yeah, yeah that's really

Gav: funny.

Dan: Yeah, more weird noises and reflections

Dan: when he starts hearing a dripping sound.

Gav: It's late at night and Dave's having to

Gav: look around the house just wandering around.

Dan: Something's enticing him with this dripping

Dan: sound.

Gav: It's why I like this movie.

Gav: It's the sort of movie I'm quite happy

Gav: getting to bed at night telling me I'm

Gav: going to watch 6666, you know.

Dan: Even if you took the food butters out of

Dan: this, it would still be quite a good, I'd

Dan: still be super happy with it, yeah.

Dan: Yeah, so yeah, he checks the tap.

Dan: The tap isn't dripping.

Dan: So where is this dripping sound coming from?

Dan: And he follows the noise and it leads him

Dan: down outside and down into the basement and

Dan: obviously in a basement.

Dan: You never go in the basement, dave.

Dan: You never fucking go in the basement.

Dan: Why are you just going to the basement?

Gav: I went around someone's house today and

Gav: they're like, oh, could you just do the

Gav: downstairs bit?

Gav: And I was like, yeah, no worries.

Gav: Went down to his basement downstairs and

Gav: it's a whole fucking music studio, this one

Gav: room.

Gav: So there's lights everywhere like I was in

Gav: a fucking spaceship.

Gav: I was like the fuck says it.

Gav: Oh, I make music plugins which are

Gav: basically on us in software.

Gav: If you're playing piano, you want to put on

Gav: a reverberation or an effect.

Gav: That is a plugin.

Gav: So he makes some stuff and I was like, oh,

Gav: it's really cool.

Gav: Anyway, I was in the basement earlier, so I

Gav: went down to basement and I'm here today,

Gav: right now, Unless I'm a demon and it's not

Gav: me.

Dan: Did you notice that We'll go back to the

Dan: delivery guy?

Dan: Did you notice the exorcist reference as

Dan: well?

Gav: I bet this is.

Gav: I'm terrible at that stuff.

Gav: You know what I'm like.

Gav: It was just literally a split second.

Dan: He stepped on the steps and looked up at

Dan: the house.

Dan: Oh yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, the poster's

Dan: exorcist.

Dan: It was great.

Gav: I forgot it was the exorcist, but I did

Gav: think to myself when they did it.

Gav: If I'd been filming it myself, director,

Gav: I'd been like, oh, just stop there.

Gav: Stand there, that looks great Now look at

Gav: the house.

Gav: Excellent, you know, but yes, exorcist.

Dan: So he follows the dripping sign into the

Dan: basement and when he gets in there he sees

Dan: a bloody raccoon on the wall and that's

Dan: what the dripping is blood dripping off of

Dan: it.

Dan: Then he sees a set of shears with blood all

Dan: over them and that was from the gardener

Dan: that he saw earlier.

Dan: And then he finds an old reel to reel with

Dan: dream widow written on it.

Gav: Not dream window.

Gav: I did make sure I wasn't wrong.

Gav: I don't know why I fucked dream window you

Gav: think it a rear window or secret window.

Dan: You love a good window, don't you?

Dan: You love peeping through them.

Gav: Do you know?

Gav: Dream theater.

Dan: I do know dream theater yeah.

Gav: Okay, the crazy banjo.

Dan: Yeah, my, my sister's ex-wife when we we

Dan: went to download festival and her ex-wife's

Dan: dad picked us up after four days of living

Dan: in a horrible muddy tent.

Dan: We're all really on the way home all the

Dan: way home and I was like, why are you

Dan: playing?

Gav: this, my God.

Gav: He is torturing you fuckers Horrible.

Dan: Yeah, so he turns on the reel to reel and

Dan: it's like the is like the Necronomicon.

Gav: He's letting the science he's like what the

Gav: hell is this?

Gav: It's interesting, it's a nice reel to reel

Gav: machine.

Gav: So he gets it all wired up, gets tape in

Gav: there, presses, play kind of stands back

Gav: and just comes on in here like a.

Gav: Then all of a sudden you hear it's massive,

Gav: droney tone of guitars lay it up, real fat,

Gav: and he's just like what the shit is this?

Gav: Now he does, in fact, want to steal this,

Gav: though.

Gav: Yeah.

Gav: Yeah, before he's told by the tape to that

Gav: he's going to finish it.

Gav: He's just like I'm fucking stealing this.

Dan: Because he says this is the same.

Dan: He says this is the same, this is what we

Dan: want to want to do, you know.

Dan: But so he starts rocking out to it for a

Dan: while, and then the tapes fuck up and it's

Dan: not even backwards, he wins his.

Dan: You know, we hear voices and it seems like

Dan: he's potentially getting possessed.

Dan: He sees demons and somebody says you must

Dan: finish it.

Dan: And that's the end of that scene, yeah,

Dan: yeah.

Dan: So the next day says to the band right,

Dan: I've got, I'm going to play this for you.

Dan: And he plays it.

Dan: So we have skipped past the bit I wanted to

Dan: mention, which is where he has writer's

Dan: block and one of the days he's playing for

Dan: the band and he just starts playing all the

Dan: riffs of all their old songs and they're

Dan: like Dave, that's just, that's just this

Dan: song, that's just that song and it's like

Dan: you know sorry, I can't come up with it, it

Dan: will come, don't worry, it will come.

Dan: He's like I've just been playing the same

Dan: songs for so many fucking years.

Gav: That's funny because I would have

Gav: definitely said about it no, he actually,

Gav: he legitimately sits down with the band

Gav: that says, ok, I got this.

Gav: And they're like yeah, you've done that

Gav: already.

Gav: It's like oh.

Gav: Ok, this one.

Gav: They're like Dave, you've written it 20

Gav: years ago.

Gav: It's like it's a good song, man, but you've

Gav: already written it.

Gav: It's like, oh shit.

Dan: But he plays this new sound for the band

Dan: yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dan: They're really impressed, they're just like

Dan: oh my God, it's amazing.

Gav: Like what keys it in?

Gav: It's like L sharp.

Dan: He says to them just before that, he says

Dan: to them I'm feeling this could be a double

Dan: album, guys, and they're like yeah.

Gav: And then he's like maybe a triple album.

Dan: Maybe a triple album.

Gav: And they're like OK.

Gav: Maybe you want triple albums.

Gav: Even double albums are a bit of a false

Gav: face.

Gav: But yeah, he says it's L sharp and so Pat

Gav: goes, you found a new musical note and he's

Gav: like hell, yeah, he says so.

Gav: You mean it's like a flat of five octaves

Gav: up and he's like no L sharp.

Dan: He says so try and find he tried to get and

Dan: get and get this note.

Dan: Now, while that's happening, Samantha

Dan: arrives, doesn't she?

Gav: I do want to talk very quickly about Pat.

Dan: I love Pat.

Dan: I watched this, probably one of my

Dan: favorites.

Gav: I watched this movie in a cinema and my

Gav: only issue was Pat is acting when I can

Gav: first.

Gav: My first initial thought I was like but

Gav: he's a couple of the perfect word I had for

Gav: him, but it was.

Gav: It was like sincere or something like that.

Gav: I did like it in a way, though this time I

Gav: watched it around and I love Pat because

Gav: he's acting so kind of odd.

Gav: I really like it now.

Dan: He's a very enthusiastic sweet guy because

Dan: he's got gray hair and looks a bit older

Dan: than the rest.

Dan: I always say to Alice he always, whenever I

Dan: see the foods playing, and even especially

Dan: in this film, he looks just like someone's

Dan: uncle that's tagging along with them all.

Gav: But it's like when a woman comes to say

Gav: where are they, where's everybody else?

Gav: Because he sleeps in the kitchen randomly

Gav: and he just goes.

Gav: He's just like up there.

Gav: He's quite sweet.

Gav: So yeah, he's a really funny one, but

Gav: anyway, pat's the one that goes.

Gav: You found a new musical note, so it's all

Gav: there.

Dan: So Samantha the neighbor brings them some

Dan: lemon slice cake that she's made.

Dan: The old neighbor comes by with some kegs

Dan: and she says to Dave how are you feeling,

Dan: dave?

Dan: She knows the history of this house.

Dan: And then she says you know, rami, there's

Dan: something about this house.

Dan: And again there's more flirting between her

Dan: and Rami going on there and he calls him

Dan: Rami-O.

Dan: He says hey.

Dan: Rami-O, let's get back up there and record,

Dan: Leave her alone.

Dan: And he's like, damn it, stop cock-blocking

Dan: me.

Dan: Dave Grohl, Anyway, three weeks later.

Dan: So they've been in a house for three weeks

Dan: now and Dave is super tense, with them all

Dan: being a real diva and he's getting crossed

Dan: because they've done this song, they're

Dan: writing this song, they can't get to the

Dan: end of the song and they're all getting

Dan: really annoyed with him the length of the

Dan: song.

Dan: So they all go off to bed and he wakes them

Dan: all up.

Dan: Must be fucking annoying.

Dan: And the middle of the night goes round them

Dan: all individually going guys, guys, we got a

Dan: new idea, we got a good now.

Dan: We got a record now.

Gav: I can imagine if Dave Grohl is actually

Gav: like that.

Gav: I can imagine they're fairly used to it.

Dan: Like Rami's wanking to porn and he's

Dan: wearing Dave's pants.

Dan: He's like are those my pants?

Gav: No.

Dan: I think it was Taylor's wanking, and that's

Dan: Taylor wanking, actually.

Dan: And then Pat's.

Dan: This is where we find out.

Dan: Pat sleeps in the kitchen because he's the

Dan: only one who hasn't got a bedroom blessing.

Dan: So he sleeps on a packet of toilet rolls as

Dan: a pillow on the kitchen counter and then he

Dan: relays he's blessed.

Dan: So they all you know they all go and see

Dan: what the fuck Dave's talking about.

Dan: And Dave has made something God hasn't he?

Dan: What's he made out of wood and knitting

Dan: wool?

Gav: It's made kind of like a Pentagon type sort

Gav: of shape.

Gav: It's just I had to make this, I couldn't

Gav: get it out my head.

Gav: It helps.

Gav: It's the sound of the album, not what.

Dan: Yeah, Whenever a pentagram appears, you

Dan: know something bad's going down.

Dan: And the pentagram is that each nail

Dan: represents each of the six band members and

Dan: each one, each nail.

Dan: He's taken the time to individually paint a

Dan: little instrument on that so that they know.

Dan: And he said this is us, we are the

Dan: pentagram, we're the corners and we all

Dan: connect to each other.

Gav: This is how the sound plays out.

Gav: This is also three weeks into the album

Gav: because we had a three weeks later bit just

Gav: before it.

Gav: So they have recorded a majority of the

Gav: album, but I love the fact that they're

Gav: just like right, okay, this song's like now

Gav: like what 35, 40 minutes or something at

Gav: one point, and then so we have to have an

Gav: ending.

Gav: It's just like what the fuck?

Gav: Well, it gets longer, doesn't it?

Dan: It starts off with being 16 minutes since,

Dan: like 28, 35, 42 minutes by the end of it A

Dan: psychedelic 70s rock thing to do have a

Dan: half an hour side of a record which is just

Dan: one song.

Dan: When he's explaining this pentagram to them

Dan: all at like three in the morning.

Dan: Pat says no.

Dan: Pat says no.

Gav: He's just like we can start this now, let's

Gav: go record it.

Gav: And Pat's like no, I don't even this is

Gav: what I relate to.

Gav: Pat.

Gav: He's like no, they even have a bedroom.

Gav: I can't sleep very well.

Gav: Like what the fuck, I just need to get some

Gav: sleep.

Gav: I can do it the next day and Dave just

Gav: takes it.

Gav: Dave just written.

Gav: He's like what the fuck?

Gav: Pat's like what the fuck man.

Dan: Yeah, he growls at him, doesn't he?

Gav: And then Dave Grohl would make a great

Gav: werewolf, because he pretty much almost

Gav: does in this at times.

Gav: We'll have tea for a close-up.

Gav: He's going, ah.

Dan: But he goes.

Dan: All right, I'll play then.

Dan: For God's sake, you just shut the fuck up

Dan: or play and basically so the next morning

Dan: the band have a secret meeting away from

Dan: Dave to discuss his weird behavior.

Dan: Yeah, and they're like I don't know man.

Dan: He's acting really strange, you know.

Dan: And then they see him coming over and

Dan: they're like oh hi Dave, how are you doing?

Dan: And he's like look, I just want to say I'm

Dan: really really sorry, is that what they?

Gav: say about all the monkeys?

Gav: Oh yeah, no, he's got the demon in me now,

Gav: isn't he?

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gav: So that's when they say.

Gav: That is actually when he says yeah, and

Gav: he's always ranking off like he's it, and I

Gav: was always like what are you doing in there?

Gav: Pat is like outside the bathroom, what are

Gav: you?

Gav: Doing in there, dave, it sounds like you're

Gav: playing pancake with like some.

Gav: I don't know what he says, but it's so

Gav: funny.

Dan: That's that's.

Dan: That's wrong.

Dan: Yeah, that's later on with the list.

Gav: Oh yeah, that's it yeah.

Dan: What could, what could?

Dan: We get the signs have been possessed.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, Dave comes over and they say

Speaker 3: sorry, the conversation They've done sorry.

Dan: He says look, guys, let's get this song

Dan: finished and we'll be out of here by Sunday

Dan: and then we can all go home back to our

Dan: wives and children.

Dan: So they say, all right, ok, that's fine,

Dan: that's fine.

Dan: So he says look, here's how the song goes.

Dan: He acts out and bit of a Jack Black sort of

Dan: moment where he sort of acts out at the

Dan: song.

Dan: You're going to do this.

Gav: And I'm going to go, you're going to come

Gav: in like like half under the horses and just

Gav: does this whole thing.

Dan: But they, they really bind to it and

Dan: they're like OK, cool, it sounds like this

Dan: song is going to be epic, so they start

Dan: recording.

Dan: This is where the sound engineers come.

Gav: This is when they start going right.

Gav: Let's record it.

Gav: And John Carpenter comes in with sound

Gav: engineer.

Dan: You've got John Carpenter fist bumping,

Dan: sneak-pliss skin and and it's a great,

Dan: great little montage of them playing this

Dan: song.

Gav: There's a bit where you can, because I know

Gav: John Carpenter's voice so well.

Gav: There's a bit where you can.

Gav: It's quite obvious what he's saying, but

Gav: he's going, wow.

Dan: Yeah, he says wow, doesn't he?

Gav: It's when they play the guitar riff and

Gav: it's such a fucking dope guitar riff.

Gav: It's a great song.

Dan: Solid.

Dan: I wouldn't want to hear it for two minutes.

Gav: No, no, it's not that long, it's, it's,

Gav: it's, it starts.

Gav: It has about two minutes maybe of leading

Gav: into it before it gets to it.

Gav: So we were and then just go, bobo, well,

Gav: it's good.

Dan: Well, eventually they finish recording and

Dan: John Carpenter and sneak-pliss can leave.

Dan: And they do say to them look guys, we'll go

Dan: now If there's anything else that you

Dan: record we're taking on Monday.

Gav: We can you know?

Gav: If you fancy the gears there, just press

Gav: record and just make sure you capture it.

Dan: So that's all good, and then they're alive

Dan: Takeout.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dan: So the takeout guy arrives with his demo

Dan: bone structure CD.

Dan: Are you not in the band?

Dan: Should be, shouldn't I?

Dan: Bone structure, it's great.

Dan: I just was like that's a great name for a

Dan: band.

Dan: I don't know, it's a terrible name for a

Dan: band, I like it.

Dan: He sees someone in the garden.

Dan: He's all Dave, is that you?

Dan: I've got the.

Gav: I've got my demo, I've got and I've got

Gav: more ranch you wanted more ranch Ranch

Gav: source for you.

Dan: He's really kissing at him and he goes into

Dan: the garden and we get our Cropsey reference.

Dan: Yeah yeah, yeah, the burning the burning

Dan: the shears up in the air and he gets

Dan: beheaded.

Dan: Then the body is dragged away Great

Dan: beheading, nice roll of a head and all good

Dan: effects in this.

Dan: It's all good.

Dan: It's cut to the band next day discussing

Dan: the song.

Dan: At this point they say right, dave, this is

Dan: a 38 minute track.

Dan: At this point and they're all having a

Dan: barbecue they say you know what are you

Dan: going to do?

Dan: And he's eating his steak.

Dan: They realize he's eating his thing.

Dan: He's this rule when he's like this is so

Dan: fucking juicy.

Gav: It's a rare steak.

Dan: Wow, ok, hmm, interesting.

Dan: Barb comes to check on them.

Dan: Jeff Garland's secretary, she pops in.

Gav: Patterson sleep on the floor of his little

Gav: nightcap, like he's in in my night before

Gav: Christmas book.

Dan: Well, it looks like Well, it's a trick to

Dan: the audience because as she walks into the

Dan: kitchen she sees some legs on the floor and

Dan: a puddle of blood next to it, Then realizes

Dan: it's just a sleep in the floor.

Gav: It's a lot of ketchup, yeah.

Gav: And because the house is trash, she's like

Gav: how do they do this?

Gav: It's under ceiling.

Dan: Oh, she's stepping over this shit he's.

Dan: He's like yeah, they're fucking animals.

Dan: I don't even have a bed, but you know, it

Dan: is what it is.

Gav: And then she mentions, like the neighbor

Gav: next door, and says, oh, she bought some

Gav: cakes over and as she goes, oh, that cake.

Gav: And he says you're just going to eat that.

Gav: And she starts saying to him how bad that

Gav: cake could be and he's just and I love that,

Gav: pat's.

Gav: Just look at the thought of it.

Gav: It's like, oh man, just, it's just the way

Gav: it just goes.

Gav: Oh, yeah, probably just eat.

Gav: I was like, yeah, you go, pat, you tell her.

Dan: And underneath the cakes he realizes

Dan: there's a message written that says the

Dan: sacrifice and but he says well, look, the

Dan: album's almost done, Don't worry about that,

Dan: we're going to go in.

Dan: You know it's coming along nicely.

Dan: At this point, because the song is now over

Dan: 45 minutes long, Chris says I quit, I'm

Dan: quitting the band, we're not doing a 40

Dan: minute song.

Dan: I'm going to go outside and start the

Dan: barbecue and I quit.

Dan: So he's not really quitting.

Dan: This probably happens in bands all the time.

Dan: But he goes out and while he's having a

Dan: barbecue, demon appears behind him.

Dan: Then he got here, Smashing his head on the

Dan: grill.

Dan: Nice effect of the flesh sort of coming off

Dan: his face sticking to the grill.

Dan: And then on top of that his head's shut in

Dan: the grill and then he's stabbed multiple

Dan: times in the back and we see that it is a

Dan: mystical, it's Dave Gro.

Gav: It's the drama of Nirvana.

Dan: And he's wearing.

Dan: He's wearing the overalls and the flat cap

Dan: of the gardener, so he's probably the one

Dan: that did the burning kill on the delivery

Dan: guys.

Dan: Well, yeah, then then the band find the

Dan: delivery guys body.

Gav: Yeah, strung up, pinned to a tree.

Gav: Great effects again.

Dan: Yeah, and his demo is sort of sat between

Dan: his legs.

Gav: Dave Gro's like I think it's my fault

Gav: because I think I creeped him out a bit.

Dan: And he says don't call the cops.

Dan: And they're like what, what are you talking

Dan: about?

Dan: Oh, there's now, you know, this body here.

Dan: The crew died.

Dan: Now this guy's dead.

Dan: And he says please, please, one more day,

Dan: Get the song finished with this band.

Dan: This noise that we've got, this, this

Dan: acoustics, it's never going to, we're never

Dan: going to be able to do this again.

Dan: He says then we'll call 911, the FBI,

Dan: whoever the fuck you want, you know, but

Dan: we're going to do this.

Dan: I need you to all hand me your phones and

Dan: your car keys so no one can leave.

Dan: And they all just complacently just hand

Dan: him their phones and their keys and they're

Dan: like, yeah, all right, then it's a bit

Dan: sketchy.

Dan: He actually breaks Taylor's phone, doesn't

Dan: he?

Dan: With his bare hand, and they don't question

Dan: the strength that he's got.

Dan: He does More recording montage is now

Dan: Dave's acting weird and we're doing.

Dan: We see him eating a body outside and that

Dan: is the body of Chris, who got smashed into

Dan: the barbecue and then killed.

Dan: And yeah, so definitely we know as an

Dan: audience now that this guy is he's gone,

Dan: full evil dead.

Dan: The band have just got a tune into what's

Dan: going on there, really, and they say well,

Dan: let's go and speak to Samantha.

Dan: She obviously knows what's going on and she

Dan: explains to them the whole backstory, which

Dan: is that the house that they're in is a

Dan: gateway to another world, another demon

Dan: dimension.

Dan: The band that were there in the 90s opened

Dan: up that dimension.

Dan: They all got killed.

Dan: And she's heard something.

Dan: She was a groupie for that ban.

Dan: And she heard something about a book made

Dan: of human flesh in the base of the basement

Dan: and they have to sacrifice blood into the

Dan: book to keep it fed.

Dan: They say the book was written by Alastair

Dan: Crowley and it was made made of human flesh.

Dan: And she said there's a song called Tears of

Dan: the Gods and they couldn't perfect that

Dan: song so the lead singer of the band hung

Dan: himself after killing everybody else in the

Dan: band.

Dan: So it's a pretty fucking big backstory.

Dan: But as she say all of this and she's saying

Dan: you know I was a groupie, All Rami can hear

Dan: now is great, she's a groupie.

Dan: So I'm going to get laid in a minute then.

Dan: That's good.

Dan: This is pretty much all this demonic shit.

Gav: Yeah, that's pretty much what you're

Gav: thinking.

Dan: They then find all these dolls hanging in

Dan: the trees and they realise they need to

Dan: depossess him.

Dan: They need to find the book, they need to

Dan: read a specific passage from the book.

Dan: So they come up with a plan.

Dan: The plan is Taylor is going to distract

Dan: Dave by fucking up his his drums when

Dan: they're recording and that will keep him

Dan: distracted while Pat and Nate go off to

Dan: find the book.

Dan: And of course, that leaves Rami to fuck

Dan: Samantha.

Dan: He's pretty much I'll go around Samantha.

Gav: Make sure she's all right, sort of thing.

Dan: They're like all right then You've been

Dan: wanting to do this for the last two weeks.

Dan: Go, fucking go and do it.

Dan: Get on with it.

Dan: Really funny stuff.

Dan: So they get it on, they start banging.

Dan: You know, we keep cutting back to them.

Dan: Pat and Nate are trying to find the book

Dan: and while the other two are banging, they

Dan: don't realise someone's under their bed, do

Dan: they?

Dan: Yeah, someone's under the bed, do they have?

Gav: No.

Gav: And it's almost a neat Friday 13th.

Dan: It is, but with a chainsaw.

Gav: It is so good.

Gav: So basically, I love the fact he's got a

Gav: heart shaped chest wig for a start.

Gav: We shaved it, so he's just sex all over

Gav: this guy and he's just sex on legs and yeah,

Gav: so they're banging away.

Gav: He's on top of her and yeah, she's like I

Gav: put the music on.

Gav: I don't want Dave to hear us, which is

Gav: strange thing to say and put the music on.

Gav: I love this bit and it's each time this bit

Gav: happens.

Gav: It's like you can hear the chainsaw raving

Gav: up as well, and what happens then?

Dan: Well, the song is called.

Dan: I think the song is called the Chainsaw and

Dan: there is a chainsaw in it as well.

Dan: But yeah, then an actual chainsaw comes out

Dan: from the bottom of the bed in through the

Dan: woman and then in to Rami and literally

Dan: split from head to butt and they both just

Dan: fall apart in each direction.

Dan: Blood, absolutely ever, apparently they

Dan: only did.

Dan: They only did two takes and they said they

Dan: filled up the fake bodies.

Dan: One was a sex doll like one of these high

Dan: tech sex dolls and the other one was like a

Dan: mannequin that they made and they filled

Dan: them with the same amount of blood that

Dan: you'd get in the human body.

Dan: But they didn't realize how much blood

Dan: would fire everywhere when they did it.

Dan: So when they did the second take, they

Dan: could only use some of the close ups and

Dan: angles because they couldn't get the blood

Dan: off of the ceilings and walls.

Dan: Apparently they had stopped till the weight

Dan: of the blood stopped dripping off the

Dan: ceiling before they could do take two.

Dan: That was just how much fake blood they used

Dan: in this scene and it's a great scene and

Dan: very unexpected, and I've not seen a death

Dan: quite like that in horror movie before.

Dan: So it's good.

Dan: And obviously then we see it was Dave Grohl

Dan: that's done it and he's got fangs now.

Gav: It's just quite yucky, though it's two

Gav: people having sex and it splits them in

Gav: half, so they are connected and then

Gav: they're splitting up and it's a bit like

Gav: that's kind of yucky.

Dan: Yeah, so he's got fangs, he's full on demon.

Dan: Go back to the other guys.

Dan: They find the book, they some demons start

Dan: coming out after them Quite creepy looking,

Dan: sort of black shadow demons.

Dan: They chase them back up the stairs.

Dan: Dave says to Taylor I know the end of the

Dan: song is all in the drums.

Dan: Mate, it's all in the drums, I just need

Dan: you to do your drums.

Gav: Because I told Taylor, ok, I've got, I'll

Gav: just keep him amused by record, making him

Gav: record my drums.

Gav: And he's mucking up on purpose.

Gav: And he even says to you are you getting

Gav: this wrong on purpose?

Gav: It's easy, I've told you.

Dan: He says come on, man, we're both drummers,

Dan: Speak the same language.

Gav: I'm surprised he doesn't say get the fuck

Gav: out of the way.

Gav: I'll do it, to be honest.

Dan: Yeah, Prince would have done that.

Gav: Yeah, I just make the whole album myself.

Dan: That's what happens.

Dan: And he says why don't I stop for a little

Dan: bit and we go and get Chris to do his?

Dan: And he's like Chris is finished.

Dan: But what he means is Chris is finished,

Dan: finished as well.

Dan: It's great, great little stuff going on

Dan: here.

Dan: But now, nate and Pat, they go and hide

Dan: underneath the decking and they start

Dan: reciting the passage.

Dan: While this is happening, he's.

Dan: Taylor stands up and he says well, you've

Dan: done it.

Dan: Dave picks up the symbol for his visa,

Dan: doesn't he go?

Gav: Oh, that's such a good shot into the mouth.

Gav: And then the rest of his top head stays

Gav: there above the symbol and to the wall and

Gav: rest of it just drops to the floor.

Gav: You're right, john Copter is down as

Gav: engineer, but really he looks like he's

Gav: playing the producer part, so it's strange.

Dan: Yeah, he's one of a couple of engineers.

Dan: So, yeah, no, no, taylor's sadly been

Dan: killed.

Dan: Weirdly, he was not long after this movie

Dan: came out that he actually died.

Dan: So very strange.

Dan: Not with a symbol, though, in my dad.

Dan: So yeah, pattern eight, their shit in

Dan: themselves underneath the deck in trying to

Dan: read these, this text out, and they see

Dan: Dave coming over and they just shit

Dan: themselves.

Dan: They don't even try and hide, they just

Dan: start running because they've seen Dave

Dan: roll putting body parts.

Gav: Yeah, they hide the way they hide on this

Gav: thing and I came.

Gav: What's he doing?

Gav: The all-sun, it's like a fargo in the far

Gav: original Fargo movie.

Dan: He's full on wood in this body part Also

Dan: reminds me of that hilarious scene in

Dan: Tucker and Dale where that guy accidentally

Dan: runs into a wood chipper.

Gav: So Groudon is growling.

Gav: He's got bit like big sharp teeth and it's

Gav: really very 80s kind of monstery demon type

Gav: thing.

Gav: Not really a werewolf, but he's got hairy

Gav: feather.

Gav: Anyway, he's long hair.

Dan: Well, my note, my notes now refer to him as

Dan: dead.

Dan: I'm looking dead I'd day, because he's like

Dan: the dead ice removal.

Gav: dead essentially is pretty much the other

Gav: dead movie, yeah, and I'm happy with that.

Dan: So they read the passages, they realize

Dan: they need holy water.

Dan: So they go to the swimming pool, they bless

Dan: the water by reading out more of these

Dan: passages and all they've got to do is get

Dan: him in the water.

Dan: He's trying to stop them and they just say

Dan: we want Dave back and he's like Dave's gone,

Dan: dave's no more, you know, and it's all that

Dan: usual stuff that you hear.

Dan: It's great.

Dan: Nate reads more from the book and some

Dan: energy shoots out of the book, hitting Dave

Dan: growl in mid-air as he's flying at them.

Dan: He lands in the swimming pool and we get

Dan: the evil dead poster recreated now as he

Dan: flies out of the swimming pool.

Dan: It's like the, the first evil dead person.

Dan: When the girl comes out the ground, yeah,

Dan: there's loads of leaves in the swimming

Dan: pool.

Dan: He rises out of the pool and he seems

Dan: normal.

Dan: He starts puking up blood.

Dan: They say oh, I think that was Chris, you've

Dan: just puked up there.

Dan: Oh, because there's loads of chunks of meat

Dan: in it and it's disgusting.

Dan: He's obviously he's been in his friend.

Dan: But then the meat, the blood all turns into

Dan: a blob.

Gav: I know it's just like you're puking up your

Gav: buddy.

Gav: It's pretty fucking disgusting.

Gav: And then it starts turning to someone.

Dan: Yeah, and to the guard know who actually

Dan: turns out to be the lead singer of demon

Dan: widow who hung himself, who was the

Dan: original possessed person.

Dan: So him and.

Dan: Dave have a full-on WWE smackdown now,

Dan: don't they?

Dan: I like throwing each other down.

Dan: It's not like fisticuffs or martial arts,

Dan: it's like Lumping each other around like

Dan: proper wrestling.

Gav: It's really.

Gav: It's a weird thing here, because I kind of

Gav: feel like I'm happy of the movie Finishing

Gav: when Dave was cleared and they do not mean

Gav: I'd be kind of happy with that as an ending.

Gav: I know it probably doesn't tie up the story

Gav: completely, but I would have been happy of

Gav: it.

Gav: It's okay, though, here, because it kind of

Gav: still goes on afterwards.

Gav: We still got a little bit to go.

Dan: Yeah, so the rest of his band show up.

Dan: The rest of dream would oh show up.

Dan: You've got Jenna or taiga, who played

Dan: Wednesday in the series.

Dan: Yeah, I think she was in one of the new

Dan: screen movies, wasn't she's one.

Gav: Apparently that's the band.

Gav: They look like the shit is banned.

Dan: Well, you know it was 1993, it was a band

Dan: from 93, you know, look at what bands look

Dan: like that then.

Dan: But they show up and they say we'll take.

Dan: Basically they say we'll take it from here.

Dan: They grab him, jenna will take a pause his

Dan: blood onto the book.

Dan: The book has been fed and it kind of ends

Dan: the curse really.

Dan: But there is more, because they say let's

Dan: get out of here, the car won't start.

Dan: So poor Pat, always lying down, he has to

Dan: lie down underneath the car to try and get

Dan: the wires to Start or something.

Dan: I don't really know what he's doing.

Dan: And while he's doing that, nate's in the

Dan: van trying to start it.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: And pat his pat's head is right under the

Dan: tire gap, isn't it?

Gav: It's the weirdest place to be for a star is

Gav: like you should, yeah.

Dan: What happens?

Dan: Well, bob shows up and Jeff shows up, and

Dan: it does start to just drag a little for me

Dan: at this point.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, this ending.

Gav: Yeah, it should have finished by now.

Dan: That's the problem essentially, dave Grohl

Dan: has an argument and then a fight with Jeff

Dan: Garland.

Dan: Jeff Garland reveals he has been trying to

Dan: sacrifice bands To this book and he knew

Dan: what about it and he sent them there on

Dan: purpose.

Dan: While that's all happening, nate gets

Dan: impaled in the eye, runs over and crushes

Dan: Pat's head and then he backs into Barb who

Dan: then Stabs him in the neck, I think, and

Dan: all of them die.

Dan: So the whole of the food photos are dead

Dan: now.

Dan: But Dave Grohl, dave starts strangling Jeff

Dan: and he says you finished the song, didn't

Dan: you?

Dan: I knew it.

Dan: Now it's time for your solo career.

Dan: And then it cuts to one year later and it's

Dan: the Dave Grohl show.

Dan: And then I almost a growl.

Dan: You're on stage in 30 seconds and you just

Dan: see he's got those possessed eyes and

Dan: that's kind of the end.

Dan: Really it feels like an ending to another

Dan: movie I've seen where somebody, somebody

Dan: gets powers and they kind of go off and I

Dan: can't remember what movie is now.

Dan: But that's the end.

Dan: So the ending is a bit weak for me.

Dan: But I Absolutely enjoyed this fucking movie

Dan: all the way through and I think Watch it,

Dan: because the first time you watch something

Dan: whilst reviewing it, it's difficult to Sit

Dan: back and enjoy it as much, because I'm

Dan: writing my notes.

Dan: So I'm gonna go back and watch this again

Dan: in a few months with my feet up, you know,

Dan: in a nice cup of tea or something, and

Dan: really just chill out, and I think I'll

Dan: probably enjoy it a little more.

Dan: I will say as much as I enjoyed it.

Dan: I feel like maybe it was slightly overhyped

Dan: and but maybe it's just the ending.

Dan: That's the weak part.

Dan: I enjoyed everything leading up to that

Dan: ending.

Dan: Yeah, this is the second time you've seen

Dan: it.

Gav: Now, right, that was the second.

Gav: I started watching a half of it and then I

Gav: stopped on the review so I did a second one,

Gav: but in the week actually I started watching

Gav: it again just in the daytime I had it.

Gav: I was just in the flat sort of doing stuff.

Gav: I put I was I look a posterior 66 on again.

Gav: I was kind of enjoying it again.

Dan: Yeah, it's very easy to watch.

Dan: You can tune in and out of it.

Dan: Alice asked me to say Her thoughts on it,

Dan: which was because she watched most of it

Dan: with me.

Dan: She loves, she absolutely loves Dave, dave.

Dan: Well, I think they're probably her favorite

Dan: band, she.

Dan: She said she thinks it's incredibly well

Dan: produced and she said the dialogue was one

Dan: of her favorite things.

Dan: She said it feels very Kevin Smith, the

Dan: dialogue in this.

Dan: And she said and you can make sure you say

Dan: that on your podcast.

Dan: That's all I'm.

Dan: I'm crediting her for that and I can see

Dan: that there are some of the conversations

Dan: around water world and things like that.

Dan: They are very Kevin Smith style comments

Dan: and stuff like that great movie.

Dan: I Wanted a little bit more from the ending.

Dan: Yeah, as much, but but the use of sort of

Dan: 80% practical effects, all the love that,

Dan: the horror love that's poured into every

Dan: scene, coupled with very funny natural

Dan: dialogue, I just are genuinely good story.

Dan: You know about a band.

Dan: You know I haven't seen a movie like this

Dan: since the old Rock movies that used to come

Dan: out, like the one you mentioned.

Dan: And is it purple roses or is that the one?

Dan: Blood tracks?

Dan: Oh, I don't know.

Dan: There's a bunch of them Ricky Morgan

Dan: shouting at me at the moment because him

Dan: and Quasarops have covered several of these

Dan: yeah, it's great and I would love to know

Dan: what those guys think and I'd love to know

Dan: what you guys think.

Dan: So if you guys have seen this, let me and

Dan: Gav know what you think.

Dan: It's a new movie.

Dan: You know it's on UK Netflix now, if

Dan: anyone's got it and if you're a fan of the

Dan: old Heavy Metal horror movies and you tell

Dan: us what you think.

Dan: How does this compare, you know, but I had

Dan: a blast with it.

Dan: I'm really you're a bastard.

Dan: You are because and this is giving showing

Dan: my cards a little bit for the next movie as

Dan: well but your birthday episodes, you always

Dan: get me and you always managed to pick a

Dan: couple of movies that are both fucking good

Dan: and you've done it.

Dan: You've done it with your birthday and I'm

Dan: glad, and it for me it's special because

Dan: this is the first watch.

Gav: And the next movie is a first-watch for you

Gav: as well, sorcerer, it is indeed it is, and

Gav: that's, that's, that's gonna be a

Gav: conversation, fuck it all.

Dan: Well, it's definitely a thumbs up from from

Dan: me and, I should imagine, from you, gav,

Dan: for this one.

Dan: Yeah, check it out.

Dan: Studio 666.

Dan: It's a blast.

Dan: It's a Friday night movie and it'll

Dan: probably go down as a bit of a cult movie

Dan: over the years, I should imagine Also.

Dan: And then lovely.

Dan: Send-off for Taylor Hawkins because it was

Dan: his, you know, obviously, the last film he

Dan: was in.

Dan: He's more known for his music, but the last

Dan: film he was in so and he's brilliant.

Dan: He comes across brilliant in this, one of

Dan: my favorite characters, alongside Pat in

Dan: this.

Dan: Really so, yeah, good stuff, yeah, well

Dan: done, well done.

Dan: Who fighters?

Dan: Well done, well done.

Dan: Um, right so.

Gav: I guess it's a little bit of a World of

Gav: strange, is that Bill?

Gav: Oh, he's brought me a little bit of a he's

Gav: brought.

Dan: He's brought Paul Rudd with him, wow.

Gav: No, but they're not allowed to talk no, of

Gav: course not, I don't understand why this

Gav: whole non-talk and it's non-n da thing

Gav: we've got going on here.

Dan: Look how handsome Paul Rudd is.

Dan: What?

Dan: What is your secret pool?

Dan: How would you stay looking like you're 20

Dan: all the time?

Dan: What moisturize it?

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: Bill Murray is.

Dan: Oh god, don't look Right.

Dan: Okay, bill, take us into world of the

Dan: strange, you disgusting man.

Dan: Hi, welcome back oh.

Dan: Thank you for that.

Dan: Bill Murray and Paul Rudd, great stuff to

Dan: have you both here, although can't speak to

Dan: us.

Gav: They had a.

Dan: Murray Rudd time.

Dan: A Murray red Murray ready time.

Dan: Yeah, um, so I've got one story and it's a

Dan: very, very recent story and I warn you now

Dan: it's going to send you down a rabbit hole,

Dan: if you want to, watching videos and

Dan: reaction videos and tiktoks.

Dan: It's about something that happened in a

Dan: Miami shopping center on New Year's Day.

Dan: I don't know if you've heard of this guy

Dan: this year.

Dan: Yeah, yes, yes.

Gav: No.

Dan: Okay, so aliens caught on camera.

Gav: Really.

Dan: A large fight broke out, the police say, at

Dan: a shopping mall on news day.

Dan: But people are speculating the police are

Dan: covering up an alien invasion.

Dan: So we'll get into this.

Dan: Um, because there are.

Dan: There's a lot of video footage, cctv

Dan: footage room inside the shopping center and

Dan: there's a couple of theories and some

Dan: interesting facts, things that don't add up.

Dan: So there's a viral video showing heavy

Dan: police presence at Bayside marketplace

Dan: Shopping mall in Miami on New Year's Day.

Dan: As I've said, many speculating that it's

Dan: aliens Visited the mall.

Dan: But what is it?

Dan: What's going on?

Dan: So the the police say.

Dan: The police said they came out Because

Dan: they'd heard reports that there was a fight

Dan: between around 50 Teenagers who had

Dan: fireworks and potentially firearms on them

Dan: and they were shooting fireworks and

Dan: causing all sorts of Um, trouble and noise

Dan: and scaring all the people who were

Dan: shopping.

Dan: Um, so the police ended up doing something

Dan: which they don't do unless there's like a

Dan: terrorist attack or a major incident they

Dan: called for every single officer and car On

Dan: duty to come to the shopping mall.

Dan: So the entire Miami police department came

Dan: out and you can see this on the video

Dan: footage.

Dan: There are hundreds of police cars.

Gav: What was the inciting incident which

Gav: sparked them to come out?

Gav: What was the thing thrown out at them over

Gav: the radio then?

Gav: What was?

Dan: I I'm not.

Dan: I'm not sure, other than there are reports

Dan: of firearms and fireworks going off in the

Dan: shopping mall.

Gav: And just everybody go.

Gav: There.

Dan: Uh, everybody go there, so that that's not

Dan: normal Is it that is a terrorist incident,

Dan: say 9, 11, top Exactly.

Gav: It's not normal Not saying I'm not getting

Gav: into that if that's terrorist or is that

Gav: high war, any of that shit.

Gav: I'm not getting into it, I'm just saying.

Dan: It's a big event.

Gav: I don't need to do that.

Dan: So there's lots of video footage you can

Dan: watch on youtube and anywhere else you want

Dan: to, of all these cops Coming to this.

Dan: You know, for the so-called fight between

Dan: some teenagers.

Dan: That's a lot of police officers, for just

Dan: what they're saying is 50 teenagers.

Dan: However, witnesses are saying there were no

Dan: teenagers fighting and if there were, there

Dan: were any, a handful of them, they said.

Dan: What was happening was there was a riot,

Dan: people were running and trying to get out

Dan: of the shopping center because Something

Dan: was in there.

Dan: Now, there's two parts to this.

Dan: The first part is there's on the some of

Dan: the video footage you can see what looks

Dan: like 10 to 12 foot Aliens or beings.

Gav: Well, I'm gonna have to while you're

Gav: telling me, looking up, aren't I?

Dan: Walking around the front of the shopping

Dan: mall with the police spotlights on them,

Dan: really tall, very strange.

Dan: So many eyewitnesses and people would have

Dan: videoed this.

Dan: The second part of this Is something some

Dan: CCTV footage from inside the shopping

Dan: center which shows people running from the

Dan: right of the screen to the left, screaming

Dan: and shouting and panicking and what looks

Dan: to be a portal of some kind opening up and

Dan: a creature stepping out of it like a 10

Dan: foot creature, just off the camera, just

Dan: off the screen, coming out of that portal

Dan: and some kind of energy blasts coming out

Dan: of the portal firing towards the crowd that

Dan: are running away.

Dan: So the police have issued a video statement,

Dan: which again you can watch online, of a

Dan: police officer kind of laughing a little

Dan: bit, say I can assure you there are no

Dan: aliens, this isn't men in black, it was a

Dan: bunch of teenagers, and he kind of explains

Dan: why they were called out.

Dan: But he says I know everybody thinks it's

Dan: aliens, but it wasn't.

Dan: But the fact they've had to issue this is a

Dan: bit, for me, feels a bit cover upy and the

Dan: fact that that many police officers came

Dan: out it loads.

Dan: It's a lot of police, isn't it?

Dan: You're looking at it now.

Gav: I'm looking at an aerial view of just a lot

Gav: of cop cars.

Dan: Yeah, and so, like I said, there's two

Dan: parts that's.

Dan: One part is that the creatures that are

Dan: seen outside that are look to be about 10

Dan: to 12 foot tall, and the video, the cctv

Dan: footage inside the shopping mall.

Dan: They move so weirdly, they sort of glide.

Dan: I think the only thing about this, sarah.

Gav: This is only this is only a few weeks ago.

Dan: And then, if you look at if you get a

Dan: chance, maybe not now, but if you can

Dan: there's cctv footage inside the shopping

Dan: mall of people running, like I said, from

Dan: right to left of camera and some kind of

Dan: energy portals seems to appear.

Dan: It's bad, it's very rough footage, but you

Dan: can see some kind of energy portal appear

Dan: and something seems to come out of it and

Dan: there's energy beams firing at the crowd.

Dan: So this has been like All over the internet

Dan: for the last few weeks.

Dan: Everybody's talking about it.

Dan: Police have issued numerous statements.

Dan: Okay, and what is their statement?

Dan: Well, they've said it was just it's not

Dan: what you say.

Dan: It was that those what you're talking about,

Dan: our teenagers with their shadows.

Dan: But they're not shadows.

Dan: You can see that they're very big Things.

Dan: I don't know what they are.

Gav: Yeah, why would aliens they be wanting to

Gav: show themselves?

Dan: Well, let me tell you the last part of it.

Dan: If you take the exact GPS coordinates of

Dan: this particular random, very normal

Dan: shopping center in Miami and you can see

Dan: that, and you put them into Google Maps,

Dan: reversed, it takes you to the center of

Dan: Antarctica, which is, and you can't view

Dan: that on Google Maps it's blacked out

Dan: because we don't know.

Dan: There's hundreds of reasons why there's a

Dan: secret base there.

Dan: There's aliens living there amongst us, but

Dan: basically the weirdest thing about this for

Dan: me is if you take those coordinates and

Dan: reverse them, you go back to Antarctica, so

Dan: that tied in with the portal.

Dan: It's led a lot of people to believe they

Dan: accidentally Portalled themselves to this

Dan: shopping center.

Gav: Are you telling me frank and bob the aliens?

Gav: Right, you two?

Gav: You just got a fucking go to Antarctica.

Dan: Okay, that's all you've got to do.

Dan: They're all wet in for you there having a

Dan: little party.

Gav: It's your fifth time of being an alien in

Gav: alien universe Workland and you give me a

Gav: little cake in a party.

Gav: They're waiting for you.

Gav: It's a surprise, but just be surprised.

Gav: Okay, that's all you got to do is get there.

Dan: One, two, three, four, five, five four,

Dan: three, two, one.

Dan: I'm sure he said the equivalent of beer.

Gav: some butt head as aliens and they've just

Gav: gone there.

Gav: So they and you look at them, it's both one.

Gav: Yeah, okay, there we are.

Gav: There are we as aliens?

Dan: we're in a shopping center.

Dan: Oh, this isn't Antarctica.

Dan: Fuck, we fucked up.

Dan: Either that or they meant to go there, and

Dan: either way that that's a very strange

Dan: coincidence.

Gav: But no, they, they didn't.

Gav: But I don't know.

Gav: I don't want to this isn't my other podcast.

Gav: If you want to want to hear me going off on

Gav: one about this stuff, listen to the whole

Gav: strange this podcast.

Dan: So the to tie this up, no teenagers were

Dan: seen running eye.

Dan: Witnesses said they didn't see any fight

Dan: source here, any fireworks or guns.

Dan: Um, they said that they stopped air traffic

Dan: over that part of the city for the whole

Dan: night and all that was seen was those black

Dan: military choppers.

Dan: You know, the ones that appear when Dodgy

Dan: ships going on, like if you try and get to

Dan: certain parts of the Grand Canyon, because

Dan: apparently there's ancient Egyptian stuff

Dan: and I say Egyptian, you heard me Ancient,

Dan: weird Egyptian stole tombs in the Grand

Dan: Canyon's.

Dan: If you go, try and go into some of these

Dan: caves, black choppers appear immediately

Dan: and you get taken off by guys in suits and

Dan: Taken back to the the checkpoint and they

Dan: say you're not like any anywhere near here.

Dan: So these black choppers were the only thing

Dan: in the sky this night.

Dan: No more air traffic was allowed, all the Uh

Dan: roads were shut and every single on-duty

Dan: police officer in Miami came out.

Dan: Um, all because some teenagers were

Dan: allegedly having a fight.

Gav: There's no one got actually any mobile

Gav: phone for it, because someone would.

Gav: I know they're panicking running, but you

Gav: know what people are like.

Gav: Everyone would have been filming.

Gav: Why have we not seen anyone person?

Gav: Because there wasn't really anybody, they

Gav: were Someone by the film day because there

Gav: wasn't really anybody in there.

Dan: This is the point.

Dan: They're saying there was a bunch of

Dan: teenagers in there, but there wasn't.

Dan: The police are just saying that as a

Dan: cover-up.

Dan: This is why they called out every single

Dan: cop in the in the city.

Gav: What's the gunfire?

Gav: Now I see people running for gunfire.

Gav: Is that because they're shooting at the

Gav: aliens?

Dan: Well, some.

Dan: Apparently somebody had some fireworks.

Dan: But if again, if you look at the CCTV

Dan: footage that's taken from inside the

Dan: shopping mall, there are some kind of weird

Dan: energy blasts coming out of this portal.

Dan: Now, maybe it's that that's making the

Dan: noise, maybe it's the aliens, I'm not sure.

Dan: But they're saying it's a huge brawl, but

Dan: there's no evidence of this brawl.

Dan: What there is evidence of is every cop

Dan: panicking and going to the shopping center,

Dan: some 10 foot creatures walking around and a

Dan: portal Opening up inside, and then, coupled

Dan: with the fact that it sounds hard to cause,

Dan: coordinates backwards, what's going on in

Dan: Miami, gav?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going to Miami.

Gav: Maybe they off to get Will Smith.

Dan: So, um, maybe Will Smith was in men and

Dan: black and he sang the Miami song and

Dan: independence day.

Dan: So the story the police have is that

Dan: someone threw a bottle at a car and it

Dan: started a fight between some Teenagers.

Dan: But again, there's not really any evidence

Dan: of this.

Dan: They say they've arrested some teenagers

Dan: who were laid to Set free, but they've not

Dan: given any names.

Dan: No one was injured.

Dan: It's just a very lazy story.

Dan: What really happened inside the shopping

Dan: center?

Dan: And I wanted to bring this up because it's

Dan: a sort of news story now I didn't know and

Dan: I'm so happy you brought this up.

Dan: I'm going back and I'm checking on this

Dan: story every few days because it only

Dan: happened a month ago, not even that, you

Dan: know, a few weeks ago.

Dan: So I'm like, what's next?

Dan: What's next?

Dan: So, yeah, check out, check out the reaction

Dan: videos.

Dan: People break down the videos and zoom in,

Dan: and especially that one that's inside the

Dan: shopping center with the portal.

Dan: That's the one that really is quite

Dan: interesting.

Dan: People are really breaking that down.

Dan: But, like I said, what, what do you think

Dan: about those coordinates?

Dan: You know you're just flipping them and you

Dan: end the back up in Antarctica, which is

Dan: rumored for years to be Alien central.

Dan: You know there's stuff under the ice that's

Dan: being covered up by the government.

Dan: We're not allowed, you're not allowed, to

Dan: fly over there.

Dan: Nobody owns Antarctica.

Dan: You know no one's allowed to fly over it.

Dan: It's not allowed to be shown on google maps.

Dan: All of this kind of stuff like what is

Dan: going on.

Dan: Gav Aliens, what is it?

Gav: We are just, just, basically just

Gav: Civilizations after civilization on top of

Gav: each other.

Gav: The water comes along, drowns us all,

Gav: floods us all Freezes, then we start

Gav: building, start going again and just keep

Gav: going.

Gav: I've lay out and lay out and lay out of

Gav: civilizations and I don't know.

Dan: But.

Dan: But you've just watched, so you describe

Dan: you.

Dan: You've just watched some of the footage.

Dan: Do you describe to our listeners what, what

Dan: you've seen there?

Gav: I can only see the chaos.

Gav: I can see very like A high up bird in the

Gav: eye, helicopter, top view looking downwards

Gav: and outwards, and just looks like a

Gav: Christmas tree lit up.

Gav: And it's not.

Gav: It's every one of those little light bulbs,

Gav: in fact police cars, um, it's a mass of man

Gav: at the cops and then like there's just

Gav: hectic nurse people running away from you

Gav: would imagine it's a gunfire.

Gav: That's sort of thing they're running from

Gav: because they'll be used to it.

Gav: You know that that thing breaking out, um,

Gav: and but you do see this, these two kind of

Gav: like, if you've seen the chicken video, the

Gav: little kid did the chicken dance with a

Gav: pants on his head, but it's at night, if

Gav: you and they thought is there's an alien?

Gav: And this kid's like, no, it's me.

Gav: They look like two of the chicken-headed

Gav: kids are kind of walking along.

Gav: Actually funny enough.

Dan: It's weird.

Gav: It almost looks CGI the way they walk,

Gav: though, but it looks so shit CGI that it

Gav: could be nowadays because our CGI is too

Gav: good.

Gav: Even AI you could do.

Gav: Your grand could Make a great thing they

Gav: look like the um.

Dan: you know the inflatable wacky wailing men

Dan: that you get outside Places that they're on

Dan: um family guy lot.

Dan: You know the wacky inflatable.

Dan: They look a bit like those things walking

Dan: along, don't they?

Gav: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's strange.

Dan: I suggest spending an hour or so lying in

Dan: bed just watching videos on this cab.

Dan: It is a great rabbit hole to go down and

Dan: it's one that I'm still in right now.

Dan: Yeah, there's loads.

Dan: The reaction videos are great.

Dan: People go off on crazy there's.

Dan: There's one more part to it that our buddy,

Dan: r J McCready, brought to my attention,

Dan: which is somebody else said that that

Dan: portal or potentially could be something to

Dan: do with the time loop, because there's

Dan: reports that a similar incident happened

Dan: something like 20 years ago.

Dan: Exactly the same thing happened.

Dan: Every cop car came out.

Dan: Now I can't find any news on this, but

Dan: there is definitely stories of people

Dan: saying it's a loop and these aliens have

Dan: just gone back and recreated or something.

Dan: I don't know.

Dan: But so there's loads of theories time

Dan: travel, portals, 10 foot aliens, kids with

Dan: fireworks.

Dan: Who knows what it was.

Dan: All I know is, if will Smith holds up a

Dan: shiny silver dildo and asked you to look at

Dan: it, shut your eyes, indeed, oh, but you

Dan: could look at it if you want.

Dan: It's probably something to do with

Dan: Scientology, but it's.

Gav: It's a weird fucking thing.

Gav: Uh, I didn't know anything about it.

Dan: It's exciting.

Dan: What are your final thoughts before bill

Dan: Murray takes it away?

Gav: I don't know, because there's this whole

Gav: UFO things going on.

Gav: It's like there's I've gone on to this on

Gav: my other show is there's so many thoughts

Gav: it, but like that's a weird one, like

Gav: there's one way of looking at it, like it's

Gav: a complete cover up for something else

Gav: going on, and the government side just

Gav: starts telling them that show miss footage,

Gav: stuff stopped, you know, because they're

Gav: doing something really sketchy.

Gav: They're trying to miss directors.

Gav: Yeah, maybe, um, but that's this.

Gav: This seems a bit over the top if they were.

Gav: Well, I mean the amount of shit trying to

Gav: hide it and get under the rug seems a bit

Gav: weird for him to do that.

Gav: So it's a bit like so what is?

Gav: I don't know, I can't tell you.

Gav: Is it real?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: There's some weird shit going on there.

Dan: The sheer amount of police officers that

Dan: would get attended.

Dan: That incident is just nuts.

Gav: That's true, like seeing that footage from

Gav: all the helicopters and all the different

Gav: news outlets that they're doing it.

Gav: They're not all like jointly, like don't

Gav: let's pretend this happened and that

Gav: showing that footage of that.

Gav: Obviously I can't see anything else.

Gav: It's very hard now.

Gav: They's living with the internet and

Gav: Everyone has a phone in their pockets.

Gav: That's why we see in my so much more stuff.

Gav: But so many people can do fake stuff and

Gav: it's so hard now, like getting excited by

Gav: stuff.

Dan: Yeah, that's the problem.

Gav: This has excited me.

Gav: I do need to know more about it and I

Gav: reckon that my next show with Sarah of the

Gav: high exchanges podcast episode I might have

Gav: to have a little talk about this beforehand,

Gav: please do.

Dan: Well, there we go.

Dan: That's uh Miami aliens going shopping on

Dan: the use day.

Gav: Thanks, that's like a little birthday treat

Gav: for me there we go.

Dan: Merry birthday to you right up my.

Dan: Right Bill, if you could stop using

Dan: whatever that is to moisturize Paul Rudd's

Dan: face.

Dan: What is that?

Dan: Oh my god, it's true.

Gav: I see.

Dan: I'll Take us away.

Gav: That's all the time we've got for this

Gav: weekend, where it was strange.

Gav: Next week, though, give me iron careless

Gav: pets weird.

Speaker 2: In 1971 William Friedkin directed the

Speaker 2: french connection.

Speaker 2: It received five academy awards, including

Speaker 2: best picture of the year.

Speaker 2: In 1974 he directed the exorcist.

Speaker 2: It made history.

Speaker 2: Since then, friedkin has spent over two

Speaker 2: years in five countries on three continents

Speaker 2: Creating his latest film, an unusual

Speaker 2: adventure into the realm of suspense.

Speaker 2: So so.

Speaker 2: Four men condemned by their past, robbed of

Speaker 2: their future, trapped in a life that was

Speaker 2: also a death, four men take an incredible

Speaker 2: chance, face an impossible challenge and

Speaker 2: risk the only thing they have left to lose.

Speaker 2: Roy Shider in a new film by William

Speaker 2: Friedkin sorcerer.

Gav: Sorcerer from 1977.

Gav: Two hours and one minute, four unfortunate

Gav: men from different parts of the globe agree

Gav: to risk their lives Transporting gallons of

Gav: nitroglycerin across dangerous Latin

Gav: American jungle.

Gav: What, who thought of this?

Gav: Originally a book?

Dan: Yes.

Gav: Is where the idea came from.

Gav: I you know you're here for movies and for,

Gav: fortunately, if you are a book person, uh,

Gav: I am not the person to have conversations

Gav: with.

Gav: This was for my book.

Gav: That's all I can really Tell you.

Gav: The tagline die really hard.

Gav: That's the tagline Like die hard, die

Gav: really hard die really hard.

Gav: Is it like die hard five?

Gav: Drive really hard.

Dan: I'm sick, though, wouldn't it Jesus.

Gav: Then it was uh, uh, reem, uh, not remade.

Gav: It was originally made in France.

Gav: Uh, what was the movie called for?

Gav: That see.

Gav: The wages of fear, that's it.

Gav: I didn't get chance to watch the film.

Gav: Um, I was going to, it just didn't happen.

Gav: I didn't even realize, you see, and I was

Gav: like, oh okay, um, I Like I said I

Gav: originally thought this film was like some

Gav: one of the sword and sorcery type, early

Gav: 80s fantasy type for films and, um, I

Gav: Didn't know really anything about this and

Gav: I knew there's that sort of picture in the

Gav: front cover.

Gav: But then I sort of found out it wasn't

Gav: horror movie, because obviously, you see,

Gav: sorcerer William Friedkin, x this, you kind

Gav: of think, oh, okay, it's horror, um, and

Gav: then, just uh, I don't know what made me,

Gav: oh, I was, uh in a shop and there's a

Gav: blu-ray copy for sale, um, like a ten or

Gav: something like that, like an arrow copy or

Gav: I think it might been, or something I don't

Gav: know, and I was like, oh shit, uh, uh, fuck

Gav: it, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick it up on a

Gav: blind, blind by type sort of thing.

Gav: I'm gonna blow away by this.

Gav: Just because of, just because I know

Gav: William Friedkin is an old school filmmaker.

Gav: He likes to do is this in camera, it's this,

Gav: it's just old school.

Gav: He's really like we're gonna, we're gonna,

Gav: he's one of those like Francis Ford couple

Gav: of types we people might die but we're

Gav: gonna get the film made, type people you

Gav: know yeah, and it's the, so something to

Gav: talk about really is.

Dan: This film is made in 77, so that year I was

Dan: born and it's my birthday.

Gav: Yeah, I thought that's funny.

Dan: Um, so that time, that time in filmmaking,

Dan: is a very special, like the mid 70s to the

Dan: late 70s.

Gav: It's a bit of the world rest a little bit

Gav: for big players, isn't it?

Dan: Yeah, and William Friedkin was definitely

Dan: one of these guys.

Dan: People push the boundaries, not like

Dan: Shockingly, like they didn't shock people,

Dan: they just pushed.

Dan: They really got behind there.

Dan: They believed in their project, that they

Dan: were directing or producing whatever it was,

Dan: and really it's very special stuff that

Dan: came out at this time and this has a real

Dan: um deliverance Sort of vibe to it.

Dan: There is some parts of it that you can

Dan: really feel the exorcist as well.

Dan: He has a real signature.

Dan: Friedkin obviously directed the french

Dan: connection and it's just a very great.

Dan: This is a very grounded um, not even

Dan: adventure.

Dan: This is a An exercise in fucking tension.

Dan: Man, this film, particularly Midway through

Dan: act two and all the way through act three,

Dan: this film is a full-on tension session.

Dan: You will be so tense so I advise you now,

Dan: if you haven't seen sorcerer, stop Go watch

Dan: it.

Dan: Don't listen to us because we're gonna

Dan: probably spoil it right from the beginning.

Dan: Um, not that there's a huge amount to spoil,

Dan: but the tense scenes.

Dan: And will they or won't they?

Dan: Because they're not very nice guys.

Dan: All of the guys in this are all baddies, um,

Dan: and we don't, you know, we don't know.

Dan: We don't know who the hero is.

Gav: We guess it's Roy Schneider, because he's

Gav: right, because he is, uh, the, uh, the

Gav: white american.

Gav: Yeah, I know you say that but, that would

Gav: be the only reason anyone would root for

Gav: him.

Gav: Or and they already know him, though we

Gav: don't know the other actors so much- yeah.

Dan: So this film left me feeling.

Dan: First of all, it's my first time watch I

Dan: was blown away, absolutely blown away by

Dan: this.

Dan: This now is up there for me in.

Dan: It's not quite a film, gods movie, but it's

Dan: up there, uh, and makes me realize how good

Dan: William Friedkin is, because I forgot how

Dan: good the french connection is.

Dan: I now want to go back and rewatch that.

Dan: You know, obviously the axis, one of my

Dan: favorite horror films all time cruising

Dan: cruising.

Dan: I haven't seen that, but you know you've

Dan: watched that it's.

Dan: It's a great movie, great performances.

Dan: What's incredible about this movie more

Dan: than any of what the things I've just

Dan: mentioned forget the people Is where they

Dan: shot it, the locations, the effects in 70s.

Dan: Think about the size of the cameras exactly,

Dan: you know, in them, the rope, bridges, uh,

Dan: the cover of the sort of the valleys they

Dan: had to cross, the trees, not like

Dan: apocalypse.

Gav: Now where we, we we have that a credible

Gav: documentary.

Gav: Uh, and soon the darkness as such a great

Gav: documentary, luckily, if once for a.

Gav: Coppola's daughter is like you know, you

Gav: take camera and film what loads what film,

Gav: all this stuff, so like it.

Gav: Unfortunately we don't for this.

Gav: There's nothing on the exercise, that which

Gav: is a show.

Dan: No, but there is a hell of a story behind

Dan: this which involves at least 50 of the crew

Dan: getting gangrene and malaria and Friedkin

Dan: himself got um malaria and he lost um 50

Dan: pounds.

Dan: Um, he didn't find out until he was at the

Dan: premiere.

Dan: He was very weak and people suffered.

Dan: But you, but I tell you what you can see.

Dan: It, you can see it and it adds and I'm not

Dan: saying people should suffer for their art.

Gav: To make a film discussed we discussed

Gav: recently in the episodes of deaf infants in

Gav: the month.

Dan: Yeah, how should be avoided and obviously

Dan: health and safety was very different in

Dan: 1977 or 76 probably, when this was shot.

Dan: But my god, the blood, sweat and tears that

Dan: went into making this really feel at

Dan: Weirdly also gave me, um, a bit of a vibe

Dan: of that.

Dan: That uh, uh twilight zone segment with the

Dan: yeah, do you know what I mean with the?

Dan: Um, that's quite a hit thing.

Dan: Who died and stuff?

Dan: Um, what a film Gav what?

Dan: Like I said earlier, you're a bit of a

Dan: bastard because you've managed again.

Dan: You pick two fucking great films, neither

Dan: of which I've seen but this one.

Dan: This is a real Film, a real film like you

Dan: sit down and this there's no fucking about.

Dan: This is a great story, great performances,

Dan: and I must admit it took me by surprise

Dan: because it's took its time to get going

Dan: once I realized the setup which To jump to

Dan: that just now is for not very nice guys

Dan: from various parts of the world that all

Dan: end up in this little village In venezuela

Dan: because they're hiding their life from

Dan: their lives, their terrorists, their conmen,

Dan: their, you know, gangsters.

Dan: This is like, basically, industrial door.

Dan: When they want to go and live in El Rey in

Dan: Mexico, this is the place and then they

Dan: have an opportunity which brings them

Dan: together to transport this nitroglycerin

Dan: 280 miles, I think it is and they're all

Dan: going to get like 20 000 dollars, which is

Dan: a lot of money.

Dan: It means they can buy a passport and they

Dan: can live freely within this the country and

Dan: not live in poverty.

Dan: That's all the story is.

Dan: It's so simple.

Dan: But because of that, I've never seen

Dan: something quite like that before.

Dan: Fucking hell man, the tension, just fucking.

Dan: Yeah, I've got a big yes.

Gav: Yes, everything you say is correct.

Gav: Um, it's a great film.

Gav: Um, I don't.

Gav: I.

Gav: Yeah.

Gav: As soon as I watched it, I was like we've

Gav: got to talk about this.

Dan: I've got to be honest, only heard about it

Dan: Four or five years ago, then you started

Dan: talking about it a year or so ago maybe,

Dan: and since watching it I've realized it's

Dan: considered an absolute classic, a must

Dan: watch if you like cinema of any kind.

Dan: Um, and you know posting, oh, I'm watching

Dan: this tonight.

Dan: Everybody's like this is in my top films of

Dan: all time.

Dan: This is my favorite film of all time.

Dan: People are I'm like where have I been?

Dan: How have I not?

Dan: How is this not in my viewing?

Dan: It's new for me too, though.

Gav: So, um yeah, it starts off with like a

Gav: whole sort of thing, I sort of jet-setting

Gav: back and forth.

Gav: I'm not not getting Completing to, I'm just

Gav: saying very quickly William Friedkin

Gav: himself said that he I did it to kind of

Gav: big grand scale before Getting into it and

Gav: he feels like he sort of he should not have

Gav: gone so like that.

Gav: Do you know what I mean?

Gav: We sort of shows this really like kind of

Gav: James Bondi in some way, just about the

Gav: same Very massive set pieces but at least

Gav: four of them so, um, we're not all massive.

Gav: I suppose the explosion obviously is, which

Gav: just looks crazy, but we'll get to that.

Gav: But he says, like you know, he feels like

Gav: he sort of spent a bit too long.

Gav: I think, on that as well.

Gav: You know just that part before getting into

Gav: the main bit of it himself.

Gav: But but it I like it's in there, like it's

Gav: you're reading a book or you're really

Gav: getting into and obviously this what came

Gav: from a book.

Gav: But you're really getting into it and you

Gav: got to notice the characters and this is

Gav: like a big but you have to know almost how

Gav: despicable these people are, almost because

Gav: you don't Root for them but you kind of do

Gav: because you want it's like the get, it's

Gav: like a football match or something, it's a

Gav: whatever entertains your human beings in

Gav: the world.

Gav: It's like we want to see this dynamic get

Gav: across, but the chances it might blow up is

Gav: quite fun.

Gav: So we don't really root for these

Gav: characters because they're all cunts in

Gav: their own way and and going back to

Gav: Friedkin, and here's the grand design that

Gav: you had for this.

Dan: You know, because it starts off in these

Dan: these very um, just really amazing

Dan: countries and locations, real places as

Dan: well.

Dan: You know, this is it what this reminded me

Dan: of, before we get into the jungles, where

Dan: it's all just trees and ravines.

Dan: And you know, what it reminded me of is the,

Dan: the opening of the exorcist, which was huge,

Dan: grand scale in iraq.

Dan: You know, they're doing that dig and it's

Dan: all very like they've gone there, like in

Dan: indiana jones, where they go to these

Dan: deserts and they film for real in these

Dan: places.

Dan: You know, and it's just so good.

Dan: But it took me Minutes.

Dan: I thought, oh, I'm not sure if I'm gonna

Dan: like this because I'm not quite sure what's

Dan: happening.

Dan: But if you stick at the story, it's quite a

Dan: straightforward story.

Dan: You just got to know these four characters

Dan: and where they go and why they're doing

Dan: what they do.

Dan: But I think the languages will put people

Dan: off.

Dan: That's what makes elevates this they're all

Dan: speaking individual languages because

Dan: they're all in different countries as well.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: Oh.

Gav: It's great, um, fun enough to quick segue,

Gav: excuse me.

Gav: Um, I've he's on netflix actually, so I've

Gav: put on my list and I'm gonna, when I get a

Gav: moment to go an afternoon, all good, just

Gav: sit and watch that.

Gav: I've never seen it.

Gav: I've watched lots of arabia.

Dan: Oh yeah, that's good, it's supposed to be

Dan: very good.

Dan: Um, I would also say, before we get into

Dan: this story this is the best performance

Dan: I've ever seen from Roy Schneider.

Dan: He's incredible in this.

Dan: Yeah he's really good in there, carries the

Dan: whole film.

Gav: Well, all of them.

Gav: You can see the desperation and you could

Gav: just see how hard and tiring it must have

Gav: been to shoot this fucking film.

Gav: We should Sanchimune, we, we, we would go

Gav: over by a few hours in the woods.

Gav: That's not anything really.

Dan: But we will go.

Gav: Oh my god, I'm weak.

Gav: It's one in the morning, god, I'm so tired.

Gav: Everybody eat biscuits, damn you.

Gav: We must keep going, you know?

Gav: Uh, this wasn't this, this wasn't lorry's

Gav: going down mudslid, fucking ravines, I had

Gav: a fuck.

Gav: What happens when the lorry gets stuck?

Gav: If you got a crane, come in, take it out.

Gav: What the fuck?

Dan: and they built the bridges, you know.

Gav: I wish I knew more of the backstory.

Dan: They.

Dan: Well, there's some really good trivia on.

Dan: If you go on IMDB, there's Lots of trivia

Dan: about how they built the bridges with

Dan: hydraulics and but yet obviously still

Dan: things would go wrong because it was the

Dan: 70s and they were out in the middle of

Dan: nowhere.

Dan: Like you said, if someone went wrong, they

Dan: had to wait for someone to come out and do

Dan: this or do that.

Gav: Everybody got malaria Everyone was bitten

Gav: by things you know and think like they

Gav: wouldn't have a mobile phone.

Gav: They could just ring somewhere else back

Gav: home.

Gav: There's not gonna be a phone when they're

Gav: out there.

Gav: They're out there, so they'd be sending

Gav: messengers.

Dan: It's just just crazy really, and I don't

Dan: know how long they were out there filming

Dan: this.

Gav: It's just we've let's get into this film,

Gav: because a very small budget as well.

Gav: I would just say Did you see what the

Gav: budget was?

Dan: It was, let me get back to it now.

Gav: This is good for me, because I don't really

Gav: know this film myself.

Gav: I watched it and went fuck me, we've got to

Gav: do this film.

Dan: Sure it said it was a and that's why we're

Dan: here.

Dan: Uh, two and a half million budget, that I

Dan: see, which is very, really small.

Gav: That's like that had been then looked upon

Gav: as like a very low budget.

Gav: I know it's 77, but that still would have

Gav: been looked upon fairly low budget.

Dan: Yeah, so it's two and a half million budget.

Dan: Um, that's radic, how?

Dan: Um, oh sorry, that's what they wanted, and

Dan: then it ended up spilling to Because lots

Dan: of stuff kept going wrong.

Dan: It ended up going to 15 million in the end,

Dan: so a bit more.

Dan: But, um, yeah, great and tangerine dream

Dan: coming along and doing this score.

Gav: What the fuck like it's the thing is this

Gav: movie, even though it's not a horror movie,

Gav: does a night.

Gav: It feels like a nightmare.

Gav: I don't have nightmares.

Gav: I've not had a nightmare for many years.

Gav: I occasionally have them hardly at all, or

Gav: dreams in general, anyway, which is very

Gav: sad.

Gav: I wish I had my dreams again, daniel.

Dan: Um.

Gav: I could dream of being a pink butterfly.

Dan: And give you a wet dream later, if you like.

Gav: No, you can't give that to me, though I

Gav: have to give it to myself, don't I?

Dan: Well, if you're asleep, I can do something

Dan: to you.

Gav: No, literally, I don't know what I'm

Gav: talking about.

Dan: Um, you said tangerine dream and you said

Dan: this feels like, like you are my podcast in

Dan: haste.

Gav: Um, this feels like a nightmare, or I

Gav: imagine remember what nightmares would like,

Gav: because it's just a whole like Stuck.

Gav: You know there's porn if rain, the

Gav: claustrophobia.

Gav: But then tangerine dream just steps in and

Gav: goes we're just gonna make some really

Gav: weird fucking prog rock type of shit going

Gav: on in the background to make you go.

Gav: The fuck is going on.

Dan: And the the word sorcerer will throw, like

Dan: you said.

Gav: One of the trucks.

Dan: Yeah, they named the trucks Lazarus and the

Dan: other one sorcerer.

Dan: And sorcerer is an evil wizard of fate, and

Dan: Freakin said the reason they called it that

Dan: was because the one the big baddie in this

Dan: whole movie is fate, and how, every turning

Dan: they're trying to do something else fucks

Dan: up and they just cannot catch a break.

Gav: Yeah, they, it didn't do well it didn't.

Gav: And the thing is, though, I think sorcerer

Gav: according to sorcerer is was the wrong

Gav: thing If they had called it fucking.

Gav: I don't.

Dan: I don't want to jungle drive Explosions

Dan: through the jungle jungle drive sounds like

Dan: a rock movie between Johnson, doesn't it?

Dan: Have you seen that new dwayne johnson movie,

Dan: jungle drive?

Dan: It's great what happens in it, him and

Dan: johnny noxfield driving through the jungle

Dan: or explosions in the jungle or something

Dan: like that.

Dan: Or road bridge or something.

Dan: Yeah.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, that with that front cover, you

Gav: could have thrown it as a nightmare.

Gav: Yeah, absolutely, that's perfect.

Gav: Yeah, um, and I think that's probably where

Gav: Did it wrong.

Gav: But at that point, though, really in

Gav: freaking at this point, though, is at the

Gav: top of his fucking game.

Gav: He's untouchable.

Gav: So he just went and he's proud of it.

Gav: This is the film that he wanted to make.

Gav: So fuck it.

Dan: This is his favorite film of his career.

Gav: Good on him, he did it yeah fuck it.

Gav: He got to the point where he could declare

Gav: what he wanted and go and make it and do it

Gav: and People went along with him.

Gav: All these characters and what a great cast

Gav: and what great actors.

Dan: Yeah, fantastic.

Dan: So I'm as great as he, roy Schneider as a

Dan: baddie.

Gav: It's weird to be weird having rob Schneider

Gav: as the lead, but anyway, let's get into it,

Gav: let's get into this, let's get into this.

Dan: So we get the exorcist font.

Dan: So we, of course, like just like John

Dan: Carpenter's got his own font for his movies,

Dan: william freaking seems to have his own font

Dan: for this movie.

Dan: It's covered, followed on from the exorcist,

Dan: and we are in A place called Vera Cruz in

Dan: Mexico.

Dan: That's where we open up and we see a man

Dan: assassinated in a hotel room and we see

Dan: some guys who have been.

Dan: They've come out of the After the

Dan: assassination and they make a run for it

Dan: and then a bomb goes off.

Gav: Where were we just in, though?

Gav: Because I know, I know then we're in

Gav: Jerusalem before the, that we have the, the

Gav: explosion and the guys on the bus, but what

Gav: do you say?

Gav: Because I missed it and I think yeah, Vera

Gav: Vera Cruz in Mexico.

Gav: Mexico.

Dan: Yeah, okay so they're.

Dan: Jerusalem.

Dan: Yeah, cut to Jerusalem in Israel.

Dan: And there's some Palestinian militants who

Dan: were disguised as Jews in amongst the

Dan: crowds and they have a bomb, and the bomb

Dan: goes off.

Dan: Wow, wow, that's a great ocean.

Dan: It's there.

Gav: What the fuck, there's people just really

Gav: getting thrown and it's like whoa shit.

Dan: Again, there's something so gritty about

Dan: filmmaking in this this time period.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Yeah, um, because that.

Dan: This is on film as well you know, yeah,

Dan: exactly, yeah, it just looks real Um, but

Dan: these guys walk out, walk off, and they run

Dan: off and they split up to them, get killed

Dan: Um by the army, um the Israeli defense, and

Dan: the other two managed to get onto a bus and

Dan: escape um.

Dan: One of these men is kaseem um, who is going

Dan: to be one of our four Nitroglycerin

Dan: transporters.

Gav: That could be named the movie.

Dan: That would be.

Dan: That would be jason statham.

Gav: It would be.

Dan: Nitroglycerin transporter.

Gav: Nitroglycerin transporter, or I'm Jason

Gav: Statham Listen.

Dan: I've got to get this Explosive stuff from A

Dan: to fucking B, right?

Dan: I don't care how many trees are in my way,

Dan: and if you're on my way, I'm going to chop

Dan: you down like a fucking tree.

Dan: Sunshine, yes.

Gav: Speaking of B, I'm in the beekeeper.

Gav: Now I am the beekeeper.

Gav: I've not said I will watch it.

Gav: I will watch it because you know what you

Gav: get when you get Jason Statham film ready

Gav: and I'm like, yeah, fine kicking everyone's

Gav: ass.

Dan: So, yeah, these guys, the bomb goes off,

Dan: but the police Kill all but one of them,

Dan: kaseem, and he escapes and there's a riot

Dan: outside, huge riot happens that police, the

Dan: police raid when they go in.

Gav: The way it's shot is is like role-playing

Gav: games we play now with cordial duty.

Gav: It's it's shot like that hand out a real

Gav: going in with the cops and stuff and it's

Gav: like what the fuck?

Gav: The cameras would have been big and shit

Gav: and it's just the way it's been filmed is

Gav: like how have you done this?

Dan: It really reminded me of the raid and that

Dan: there's the way that they go into the

Dan: building at the beginning.

Dan: It feels so gritty and real.

Gav: You're there with them going in Do you know

Gav: what I mean it really was?

Gav: Um, it's just so, so impressed with it.

Gav: Just the way the cameras move went like

Gav: that.

Dan: Yeah, so so far we've met nilo, who's the,

Dan: the guy that executed the man in mexico.

Dan: We've met kaseem, who set the bomb off in

Dan: the field hit man a bomber.

Dan: On a bomber or a terrorist.

Dan: And now we're in my toes.

Dan: Now we're in paris and this is where we're

Dan: gonna meet.

Dan: Uh, victor Victor is with his wife.

Gav: He doesn't seem too bad a person.

Gav: I think he's not Not so bad out of them.

Gav: Uh, out of the four.

Dan: Yeah, he's probably.

Dan: He's like a money embezzler, isn't he?

Gav: Yeah, he's not really trying to uh Stitch

Gav: any.

Gav: What we're like?

Gav: Obviously rory's like a fucking driver for

Gav: a church Hit robbery which we can't you

Gav: know.

Gav: So that's a bit mean, but but that's a bit

Gav: mean, um, but yeah, he, he speaks to his

Gav: wife.

Dan: I think the the thing for him is is that

Dan: he's got such a loving wife and a child and

Dan: he just throws, he just abandons them to

Dan: save his own skin.

Dan: And I think that's his sort of sin, because

Dan: his wife gives him an anniversary watch

Dan: with his you know happy anniversary

Dan: engraved on it, and then he finds out

Dan: there's some issues with money, doesn't he?

Dan: Um, yeah, His brother his brother-in-law.

Gav: And he helps.

Dan: Yeah, and he says to his brother-in-law you

Dan: need to speak to your dad.

Dan: His father-in-law, um, and he needs to help

Dan: us with this because I, I'm going to go to

Dan: prison, um, if I can't prove my innocence

Dan: in this, like money laundering, whatever it

Dan: is, in the next 24 hours.

Dan: Well, pascal, his brother-in-law then kills

Dan: himself, blows his brain.

Gav: So Well, let's, let's, let's go back to the

Gav: very quick.

Gav: So this guy, um, has claimed to have false

Gav: possessions of 15 million.

Gav: Yeah, so it's basically fraud.

Gav: So the investment company?

Gav: Yeah, I've given him basically 24 hours all

Gav: day so he's having dinner with his wife and

Gav: family.

Gav: It's just sort of sitting there and it's

Gav: very nice place, as you can imagine.

Gav: I it's not a sort of place I would eat out

Gav: or ever eat out ready, but I'm I'm happy

Gav: with that anyway.

Gav: Um, uh, and the way it comes over says, oh,

Gav: there's a someone here to speak to you, or

Gav: whatever, or phone call, whether it is, is

Gav: it a phone call or something I've seen I

Gav: think someone comes to speak to him.

Gav: It was, wasn't it?

Gav: So it is, um, his, uh, probably not.

Gav: And he gets up from the table, says I'll

Gav: just be back in a minute there and it just

Gav: goes off to normal.

Gav: He's all very well presented this sort of

Gav: this feather is and walks off to go see his

Gav: Chats wait, this guy.

Gav: And they sort of say you got to speak to

Gav: get your dad to fucking sort this out, but,

Gav: but, but, but.

Gav: And he turns around to walk back and the

Gav: guy in the in the background goes and gets

Gav: his Porsche and in the foreground we've got

Gav: this guy walk towards camera in the

Gav: background all sitting blood out the rear

Gav: window and he's burning his brains and he

Gav: kind of realized this.

Gav: You're like Fuck.

Gav: And then you're like straight away, just

Gav: like that dude's just left his wife.

Gav: His wife has no idea.

Gav: He can't go and sit back down and just go.

Gav: Okay, let's just continue.

Gav: There's like because of her, her Brother is

Gav: outside.

Gav: It's just brain, is got brains out.

Dan: Yeah, actually he doesn't have a child.

Dan: But um, yeah, but but I think his sin.

Dan: No, he doesn't, because later on that he's

Dan: asked Do you have a children?

Dan: He said no, but some day I want to.

Dan: Um, but he, okay, no, he leaves it.

Dan: So he, he just fucks off.

Gav: He just goes, and I said he never sees his

Gav: wife again.

Dan: So his wife's gonna have to deal with her

Dan: brother, who's just committed suicide in

Dan: the car park, and the fact their husband's

Dan: vanished because Anals this money and

Dan: dollars.

Dan: So yeah, so he he's not as bad, but he's

Dan: still not good, not a good guy.

Gav: So so.

Gav: So then we cut to America.

Dan: Yeah, we cut to New Jersey and we get an,

Dan: an irish gang with um Roy Snyder in it, and

Dan: they Are going into a church because they

Dan: know that this church has a bingo game and

Dan: there's loads of cash for the bingo.

Dan: And they're gonna go straight the priests

Dan: are counting All the cash apparently is

Dan: based on a real thing's happened for real

Dan: In, um, I think, new York or New Jersey.

Gav: I'm sure the churches have loads of cash,

Gav: don't they?

Gav: And it's all cash.

Dan: And what they do is they?

Dan: They jump in, they get all the cash.

Dan: One of the priests tries to fight back and

Dan: they shoot the priests.

Gav: Now, what they don't realize is so did you

Gav: see, though, that the people getting

Gav: married and there's a woman getting married

Gav: with a black eye- Forget no reason.

Dan: Just adds to the gritty.

Gav: Oh it just shows, because Sarah's like

Gav: lovely and it's just like yeah there's a

Gav: story there that we already know, don't we?

Dan: Yeah, like fuck and yeah and what adds to

Dan: it more is we find out this this church is

Dan: kind of looked after and owned by the

Dan: Italian mafia.

Dan: Yeah so that's probably why she's got the

Dan: black eye.

Dan: These aren't very nice guys.

Dan: But also this this irish gang have shot.

Dan: Not only if they robbed all the money,

Dan: they've shot a priest who happens to be Um

Dan: the brother of Carl Ricci, who is the

Dan: Italian mafia kingpin of New Jersey.

Gav: Yeah, and they?

Gav: They shouldn't have shot.

Gav: There's a rick, wasn't?

Gav: What's the reason I should do one of them

Gav: go a bit trigger happy.

Dan: Yeah, one of them got a bit trigger happy

Dan: and decided to do always one.

Dan: There's always one.

Dan: Now, they don't know this yet.

Dan: Royce, no, doesn't know this yet, but so

Dan: they're escaping.

Dan: Yeah, it's just in the car waiting to drive

Dan: and they're all bombing down the road in

Dan: this car and Royce and I are driving and

Dan: the guys start arguing with each other was

Dan: an Irish fellow in the back and he's gonna

Dan: piss that he's not getting as much as

Dan: Someone else or whatever.

Dan: He says are you a piece of shit?

Dan: You are, and he was you're a piece of shit

Dan: too.

Dan: And they start sort of arguing a bit.

Dan: This distract Roy.

Gav: Yeah, we pulls out his PC.

Gav: So he says like no bad, but all the way,

Gav: and is looking over his shoulder and just

Gav: drives into lorry.

Dan: And this, this is a hell of a car crash,

Dan: isn't it again?

Gav: It's ready.

Dan: They don't do it like that as well.

Dan: Yeah well, the car flips and goes roof

Dan: first, as it's flying through the air into

Dan: a like a lamp post on a lorry then.

Dan: All this blood starts yeah, which then

Dan: washes all the blood out of the car.

Gav: And there's a blood everywhere and it's

Gav: just yeah, there's people screaming and

Gav: stuff.

Gav: It's like whoa and um.

Dan: The only survivor is Roy Schneider,

Dan: schneider, schneider, and he's a night, a

Dan: survivor.

Dan: He goes to meet his buddy, vinnie, um.

Gav: What are you singing?

Gav: I'm singing the schnider survivor.

Dan: Okay.

Gav: It's like a.

Gav: It's like a band um we could.

Dan: Roy schnider could have done like a cover

Dan: band of schnider twain songs called

Dan: schnider, schnider twain schnider twain

Dan: schnider.

Dan: They don't impress me much.

Dan: Fucking hate that song.

Gav: Man, I feel like a woman Fucking hate, that

Gav: Is that us as well, fuck yeah fuck uh, fuck

Gav: uh.

Gav: Oh, seriously, fuck you.

Dan: I'll better cancel the schnider twain

Dan: stripper that I've got a few births of them.

Gav: Well.

Dan: Cool then.

Gav: Oh, so yeah.

Dan: Roy schnider.

Dan: Jackie is guys who's called.

Dan: He meets up this friend, vinnie, after all

Dan: of this um, and Vinnie says to him you

Dan: fucked up, you don't know about this church,

Dan: who owns it, who the brother is that got

Dan: shot.

Dan: They're after you Taking out any of your

Dan: fucking idiot because then we we see a,

Dan: don't we, we see the the sort of the usual

Dan: mafia boys sitting around there.

Gav: He's a cheat.

Gav: Does anybody know?

Dan: does anybody know who killed, who shot my

Dan: brother and he said, yeah, it was the irish

Dan: gang.

Dan: His name's jackie.

Gav: Okay, that's very much.

Gav: That's very much.

Gav: So this tolls working with silvers Just

Gav: alone.

Gav: It's very much like that.

Gav: Um yeah, what a twat.

Gav: He's come away.

Gav: This is nothing.

Gav: He was only the fucking driver and he's

Gav: like he's achieved nothing.

Gav: You probably won't even get in a big cut

Gav: anyway.

Dan: But uh, vinnie says, don't worry, there's a

Dan: place, there's a place for you to go

Dan: because everything is?

Dan: I don't know, I don't want to know.

Gav: They go, just go down to the docks and ask

Gav: for bob or whatever.

Gav: Yeah, where am I going?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: It's like okay, and imagine that though, if

Gav: you're just like right, well, I've just got

Gav: all my bag and I'm gonna start as new life,

Gav: wherever that is, I'm going out might have

Gav: to learn a new language.

Gav: I, you know what the fuck.

Dan: Now where they're going.

Dan: So that's the intro, essentially.

Dan: Yeah, and that's the first half of the

Dan: first act.

Gav: Really it's crazy and really it's really

Gav: good, though, to finish, and the tailpiece

Gav: of that is to finish on where am I go?

Gav: I go down to the docks, so we know it's a

Gav: boat, so it's obviously going to another

Gav: island, somewhere, you know another country,

Gav: uh, land, uh, and ask this person where am

Gav: I going?

Gav: I don't know.

Gav: You know now that all the other people

Gav: Because we still we see them there have

Gav: done that as well.

Gav: Yeah, and it's just like what an intro to

Gav: an epic film or more about to watch.

Dan: So we've got um a guy with a hit on him you

Dan: know a gangster with a hit on him.

Dan: We've got um a money launderer in bezler

Dan: who's who calls his brother to shoot

Dan: himself, so he's left his wife and run away.

Dan: We've got a terrorist bomber and we've got

Dan: a hitman, and where they end up is a place

Dan: called porvenir in columbia.

Gav: Is gary glitter there?

Gav: It looks a little place where gary glitter

Gav: would be probably it is.

Dan: It's a horrible looking place with poverty.

Dan: There's a dead body in the street, there's

Dan: flies and animals just everywhere.

Dan: There's no food.

Dan: There's barely anything to eat or drink.

Dan: They're eating bread and water.

Gav: It just looks horrible.

Dan: It smells gab.

Dan: I can smell it through my tv it looks

Dan: horrible, smell of vision.

Dan: But, um, we see over the course of a few

Dan: scenes that kaseem and victor and jackie

Dan: are all there, um, with fake identities.

Dan: So we must say they've all got these fake

Dan: IDs and they're trying to blend in.

Dan: You know, but these guys don't look like

Dan: columbian.

Dan: Especially roy schnoj Just certainly

Dan: doesn't look columbian, um, and they're all

Dan: kind of just trying to get by.

Dan: You know, um kaseem, he makes friends with

Dan: a man who calls himself marquez, who looks

Dan: like he was probably an ex-nazi war

Dan: criminal.

Dan: So these are the kind of people that have

Dan: moved to this village in columbia.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Um, now marquez does come into the story a

Dan: bit more in a moment.

Dan: Um, but yeah, extreme poverty.

Dan: They're earning barely any money doing

Dan: anything they can.

Dan: Um.

Gav: Looks just like depressing.

Gav: You wake up each morning and just look out

Gav: and it's the same thing and it's a bit uh,

Gav: nothing, yeah, there's not much money, yeah,

Gav: and they all work together sort of, or some

Gav: of them all work together.

Dan: They're all saving up basically to get real

Dan: passports so they can get the fuck out they

Dan: can become real citizens and move around

Dan: the country and get out of this part of the

Dan: country.

Dan: But they all realize it's going to take a

Dan: really long time to do that.

Dan: Now, while they're living there, and nilo

Dan: the hitman from the very first scene, he

Dan: arrives in the village as well and people

Dan: are like, oh, he seems a bit suspicious

Dan: because he's really um Shady and a bit the

Dan: hit fidgety, yeah, yeah he is a bit sketchy

Dan: reshade.

Gav: It's like a little pencil sort of type of

Gav: stash Ha.

Dan: He's not really trying to blend in, is he

Dan: not really he's?

Gav: kind of cool in his own little way, you

Gav: know.

Dan: Yeah, hit man.

Dan: So this village has um One huge income.

Dan: Just that side of the village there is an

Dan: american oil company that is found a huge

Dan: oil well, and it's pumping oil and it's

Dan: getting Tons and tons of oil out and this

Dan: is the main income for the village.

Dan: Really, they get, you know, they're not

Dan: making money.

Dan: They're not exporting anything else Dead

Dan: goats and whatever it is They've got lying

Dan: around in the streets, it's oil.

Dan: That's what's bringing any money, if any,

Dan: into the, into the village.

Dan: Now, that's very important because In

Dan: between all this stuff of police sort of

Dan: harassing Roy Schneider and Arresting him

Dan: and then letting him go and threatening him,

Dan: and all this other stuff, the oil well

Dan: Explodes, doesn't it?

Dan: Yeah?

Gav: Yeah, we're getting ahead a little bit.

Gav: I was gonna say You've got a bit where

Gav: they're in a bar earlier on and you've got,

Gav: the cops are coming and start hassling Roy.

Dan: That's what I say.

Dan: They came in and arrested him, but they

Dan: kind of let him go.

Dan: But they, they let him know that, they know

Dan: that he's well they take him to the cop

Dan: shop and they basically take his passport

Dan: from.

Dan: So I need that and they just tease him a

Dan: little bit and just fuck around with him a

Dan: bit and they sort of say you're not called.

Dan: Whatever his fake name is, we know.

Dan: We know your game.

Dan: We know this village attracts, you know,

Dan: criminals all over the world.

Dan: And we're, you know, we are the law.

Dan: We can fuck you over.

Dan: If we want, we can do what we want to you

Dan: know, Just fuck yeah and he's just sat

Dan: there thinking, oh fucking hell.

Gav: This is awful.

Gav: I just want to get out of here and this is.

Gav: This is kind of where we're getting out.

Gav: We've, we've been, we've established this

Gav: location Piece of shit place.

Gav: We all want to get going and we've

Gav: established all our characters and they,

Gav: they're dying to get going.

Gav: But I feel like everyone else is in there

Gav: dying to get going.

Gav: But obviously the guys we've we've

Gav: discovered and it is a very Male driven

Gav: film as well, it's not many, so many

Gav: females in it.

Dan: This also this village, for anyone that's

Dan: seen a fantastic film called city of god.

Dan: Um this is this is like one of those

Dan: brazilian favelas.

Dan: It's just so Crime ridden and poverty

Dan: ridden.

Dan: It's just not very nice at all.

Gav: and getting back to what you said yes, an

Gav: epic oil explosion, and again, crazy.

Gav: How'd they do this?

Dan: Again, it's 1977 dynamite the fuck.

Dan: Um, they burned.

Dan: They set propane up, I think, to blast out

Dan: the ground and lit it, but apparently the

Dan: crew it was hotter than they expected it.

Dan: The crew couldn't go within 50 feet of it,

Dan: so they had to put it out from very far

Dan: back with hoses and they were done with a

Dan: scene.

Dan: Now, because it's yeah, god.

Gav: Children's birthday.

Gav: I was gonna say, as they start talking

Gav: about what to do, yeah, because this is

Gav: going to burn up all the oil.

Dan: They need to put it out.

Dan: The only way you can really put out a fire

Dan: like this isn't with water, because it's,

Dan: and isn't with sand.

Dan: It's with an explosion, which will then All

Dan: the earth will then, you know it,

Dan: extinguish the fire.

Dan: So they need some dynamite to blow.

Dan: Basically, the only way to put out the fire

Dan: is with dynamite, which sounds nuts, but

Dan: it's, it's a thing.

Dan: It's the only way to do it, because it's

Dan: such a huge flame coming out the ground

Dan: makes sense.

Dan: Yeah, you know, so it's blowing the fire.

Gav: if I send this essentially, yeah, I'll get

Gav: it Fire to fight fire you, kind of

Gav: disrupting the fire's flow.

Dan: Yeah, so when have we got any dynamite?

Dan: Yes, we have got some dynamite somewhere in

Dan: a shed.

Dan: Talk to us about this shed, gav.

Dan: What's his shed?

Gav: Well, fucking sketchy shed with dynamite.

Gav: Are we gonna say about how pissed off the

Gav: locals are about the fact there's injured,

Gav: dead people and they just cause fucking

Gav: having?

Gav: all the trucks, we should have the

Gav: explosion after the explosion of it shows

Gav: the town and the trucks coming back with

Gav: the, the official security or whatever.

Gav: Bring them back and it's got dead of the

Gav: family.

Gav: And they just start fucking, beating up the

Gav: security guards and pulling them off the

Gav: truck and just fucking.

Gav: Like I said, just so fucked off this, like

Gav: it's just crazy.

Gav: There's like a dictated shit almost going

Gav: on in the country.

Dan: We should mention there's some really good

Dan: maker effects with the explosion Some

Dan: people on fire, some stuntmen on fire.

Dan: I always, I'm always so impressed by guys

Dan: it will set themselves on fire, these

Dan: stuntmen, um, and then we see the aftermath

Dan: of the bodies burnt there.

Dan: But then, like you said, when they take the

Dan: bodies off the trucks in front of the

Dan: villages and the villagers just do it

Dan: themselves, there's just these black and

Dan: charred bodies.

Dan: People are screaming and crying because

Dan: that's their brothers, their fathers, their

Dan: friends.

Dan: They're pissed they're so and the oil, the

Dan: american oil company, is like we are fucked

Dan: here.

Dan: We need to fix this big time we need.

Dan: First thing we need to do is put it out, um,

Dan: and then we need to start again and bring

Dan: more money into this and talk about

Dan: compensation potentially, but we can't do

Dan: any of that Without putting this fire out.

Gav: Yeah, and we see a helicopter view of the

Gav: far as well and it looks crazy.

Gav: It's absolutely huge.

Gav: Uh yeah, checking box of dynamite in this

Gav: place, but the boxes, some of the boxes,

Gav: basically what you have to do dynamite is

Gav: you have to turn it every once in a while

Gav: because otherwise, not to glistening, uh,

Gav: like a liquid, because it is a liquid Will

Gav: drip out and be at the bottom of the uh, um,

Gav: and that is essentially what is the

Gav: explosion there's gonna be at the bottom of

Gav: the wax pack, paper packaging, uh and

Gav: dangerous.

Gav: And later one of the guys Is like put his

Gav: hand down the side of dynamite going, oh my

Gav: god, oh my god, oh my god, feeling that,

Gav: and it's just like this is not good.

Gav: He has a little drip on him, he goes and

Gav: puts it on a stone, just flicks it off and

Gav: and this is where the tension starts this

Gav: early it does, because as soon as we get,

Gav: to the shed and he says so you get all of

Gav: you and you think what?

Dan: and he says to them nobody move.

Dan: And he explains, like he just said, you

Dan: know, with the Dripping, and it hasn't been

Dan: looked after, it's been just kept in a

Dan: random old shed.

Dan: The slightest Duration, you know, if you

Dan: shake it, if you drop it especially, it's

Dan: gonna explode.

Dan: And there's so much dynamite in that, in

Dan: that shed, that that could take out like

Dan: the whole the hill that it's on because

Dan: it's on top of a hill.

Dan: So like, fuck, this is the only dynamite

Dan: we've got.

Dan: Is this nitroglycerin?

Dan: It's really faulty and leaking.

Dan: What are we gonna do?

Dan: Um, so they pull up.

Dan: They set up a pulley system, don't they

Dan: just slowly take it out?

Dan: The guys are all sweating well they're like.

Gav: Well, the guy's like you know, any slight

Gav: bump in this dynamite box, dynamite is

Gav: going to go, move it 10 feet and it's going

Gav: to go.

Gav: Now what we're going to do, we're going to

Gav: do pulley system our helicopters out of

Gav: question.

Gav: Um, they're like we could drive up there

Gav: and say I was going to drive up there and

Gav: and then they just go up to everyone.

Gav: They say, look, we need to experience.

Gav: Again to town and just say we need to

Gav: experience drivers, right, 8 000, whatever

Gav: it is each.

Dan: I think it's $10,000 each or something like

Dan: that.

Gav: Okay and um, and then they just the the

Gav: main guy, who's the business guy, the

Gav: american who's there.

Gav: It starts kind of almost giving driving.

Gav: Driving teacher Is like just doing them

Gav: driving test Instructor and it's just just

Gav: testing and we're just checking out all the

Gav: locals what they like.

Gav: A driving lorry, so I don't get, can't get

Gav: into the gear and a job that makes the

Gav: lorry jutter forward and back and you can't

Gav: have that.

Gav: So no, you're out.

Gav: But we do discover our people that we

Gav: already know are quite good.

Gav: Actually, we discover a different one there,

Gav: don't we?

Gav: Because the hitman isn't involved just yet,

Gav: is he?

Dan: no, not yet.

Dan: No, he's in the village but he's not

Dan: involved yet.

Dan: So the job description essentially is we

Dan: need Four men.

Dan: This is what he says to them as well.

Gav: These are all desperate people.

Dan: We need four men to drive two trucks 218

Dan: miles, that's 251 kilometers, and each

Dan: truck is going to be packed full of Pounds

Dan: and pounds of nitroglycerin which if you

Dan: sneeze or fart near it it will explode.

Dan: And we need it driven 218 miles to put this

Dan: fire out Through a jungle.

Dan: If you make it, if you make it through a

Dan: jungle With trees and ravines.

Gav: You didn't say that bit through the jungle.

Dan: If you do it, we'll pay you 10,000 dollars

Dan: or whatever it is, but you might not die.

Dan: You might die Any volunteers.

Dan: Most people will go.

Gav: But you know it's like.

Gav: It's like that Jaws moment when they're

Gav: sitting there going we've got to go capture

Gav: the shock.

Gav: Is anyone else going to come do it?

Gav: You know it's so.

Dan: Yeah, some of these people are desperate

Dan: and they put their hand up so Kasim, victor,

Dan: so the terrorist, victor the money, and

Dan: bezler, jackie, who's Roy snider, and

Dan: marquez, who's been living in the village

Dan: before any of them, he's the ex-nazi war

Dan: criminal.

Dan: They all say we'll do this.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: We'll do this, that's not a problem.

Gav: They get chosen as the ones to do it and

Gav: they start having to.

Gav: They start having to have like a ba moment,

Gav: don't they go?

Dan: It's like the eighties, isn't it?

Gav: They're basically just finding what truck

Gav: they do.

Gav: All these trucks put together, I mean,

Gav: let's do which one up and go, let's choose

Gav: this one, and they, they still look shit.

Dan: They have to make the truck.

Dan: That's the other part of the job

Dan: description.

Dan: Not only that, we're not even going to

Dan: provide you with a vehicle.

Dan: You've got to make it yourself.

Gav: You're going to kind of choose whatever you

Gav: want and make sure it works, to just fix it

Gav: up.

Dan: Yeah, um, obviously they're going to use

Dan: sand in the back of the but the To keep the

Dan: you know the dynamite from shaking around.

Gav: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's because that's

Gav: one thing.

Gav: So how do you do that?

Gav: So they use big lot of sand in the back of

Gav: the truck with two boxes dynamite and it's

Gav: just like.

Gav: They're shit and they call one truck

Gav: Lazarus and one truck, one truck Sorcerer

Gav: when this comes down to realism, though, uh,

Gav: let's be honest that those both of those

Gav: lorries would have blown up Probably as

Gav: soon as they started driving off down the

Gav: road.

Gav: More than likely.

Dan: Yeah, how big they are.

Dan: It would have been like literally turning

Dan: the key like they've only got to there and

Dan: it's just the key yeah, I don't the key,

Dan: the ignition, the engines and those, some

Dan: of the stuff that they do in this, that

Dan: there's no way, but but let's just pretend

Dan: that that's not a thing but it's a movie,

Dan: isn't it, you know?

Gav: and it's my birthday and it's about a call

Gav: Um.

Dan: So while they're getting ready and they're

Dan: discussing their plans To to do this, um,

Dan: nilo, the hit man he kills my care is the

Dan: Nazi war criminal.

Dan: Yeah, um, and he basically is replaced.

Dan: He says, like we need a driver, royce, no.

Dan: He says, well, we need a driver.

Dan: He'll have to do so.

Gav: They've got a new man, kind of his is that

Gav: his plan, or was he there to actually kill

Gav: him anyway?

Dan: But kaseem is really pissed off because he

Dan: doesn't like this where this is going.

Dan: But was that his?

Gav: plan or was he there to kill him?

Gav: Anyway, I think he's.

Gav: I think it was he saw an opportunity.

Dan: I think so too.

Dan: I don't think it was a fully planned out.

Gav: I think he just saw the opportunity they do

Gav: realize also, though, that they probably

Gav: don't need both lorries, so they realize

Gav: that one of them's actually, or both of

Gav: them are actually.

Gav: Well, no one lorry is expendable, yeah.

Gav: Yeah, so it's kind of a gamble as to and

Gav: they realize that and they both look at

Gav: each other and it's like, well, yeah.

Dan: It's kind of like the carnival run.

Dan: It's like every man for himself.

Dan: Whoever can get to the finish line first

Dan: yeah, not be exploded is going to win and

Dan: get the money.

Gav: Yeah, so they start off.

Gav: I love the native guy, uh, who just like

Gav: hasn't laughed, doesn't realize that

Gav: lorries got dynamite in it and Royce and

Gav: Royce, just like he's driving around in New

Gav: Jersey again, get out the way and this

Gav: guy's, like in his loincloth, goes there.

Gav: I'm gonna run along and skip a rain and

Gav: Chase the lorry and he's having a right old

Gav: day not realizing there's a lorry full of

Gav: dynamite.

Gav: Royce, just like this is not good See if I

Gav: just started calm down.

Gav: Roy.

Dan: It's really rough terrain.

Dan: So to paint the picture, we're going

Dan: through jungles up and down very steep I my

Dan: prayers won't be doing it, that's for sure.

Gav: I don't know how these lorries are.

Dan: There's rocks everywhere.

Dan: Um, they also have to drive along like

Dan: cliff faces occasionally, where there's

Dan: barely any road, and you, if you slip, your

Dan: whole car is gonna, your truck is going to

Dan: go down a massive ravine.

Dan: So it's just literally non-stop Obstacles,

Dan: and again the tension Continues to ramp up,

Dan: doesn't stop All the way through this.

Dan: And then we've got the elements, because we

Dan: get some rain.

Dan: We're in, obviously, columbia Rain forest.

Dan: Oh my god, it's not just, it's beating down.

Gav: I, I hate driving in the rain and dual in

Gav: like motorways when it's pouring down rain.

Gav: Had it fairly recently.

Gav: It's been so bad to drive along.

Gav: I'm not going through.

Gav: I'm mithy, it's quite bad.

Gav: He got other cars, motorbots You're trying

Gav: to like not hit them on the motorway.

Gav: You don't have that in the jungle trying to.

Gav: You don't have that in the jungle, but it's

Gav: a jungle, yeah, it's got other problems.

Dan: They're also trying to find their way.

Dan: They've got mud banks.

Dan: They've got a dodgy map as well.

Gav: Yeah, there's no, they're all sweating.

Dan: Let's throw in the mix cab.

Dan: It's fucking hot, it's really hot as well.

Gav: Humid, it's everything horrible they both

Gav: got enough.

Dan: Yeah, they're probably thirsty, it's just

Dan: and then the final thing to the mix is None

Dan: of them trust each other.

Gav: No, no, there's no trust whatsoever.

Gav: So watching this film, you're just like I

Gav: just want to.

Gav: I'm just wondering if the dynamite is going

Gav: to explode or not.

Gav: It's like watching jackass or something

Gav: like that, that you're kind of just sitting

Gav: again.

Gav: Is this dynamite going to explode?

Gav: I'm just going to watch.

Gav: And then you just watched the tension

Gav: between these people and how the

Gav: desperation and it's just just and it it's

Gav: an exploration this film is into, like to

Gav: know different, different feelings and

Gav: stuff.

Dan: The way they split off then in the trucks

Dan: is is Jackie, roy Schneider and the hitman

Dan: Nilo are in one car, one truck, and kaseem

Dan: and victor, two very different people,

Dan: wants a terrorist and one's just the money

Dan: in bezler or in the other one, and they

Dan: kind of start to get to know each other.

Gav: So then you've got that I kind of like

Gav: their one.

Dan: Yeah, they're all right.

Dan: Yeah, Roy and the hitman sounds like a crap

Dan: wrapped act from the 80s.

Dan: Roy and the hitman.

Gav: Or a really shit country Band that tried to

Gav: get a bit cool.

Dan: Roy and the hitman.

Dan: I'll go and see them Town hall.

Gav: I'd probably go see Roy and the hitman.

Gav: They get to a bridge, oh my god a rotten

Gav: bridge.

Gav: What the?

Dan: fuck, the tires get stuck, but they manage

Dan: to make it.

Gav: And it's not the worst one yet, is it?

Dan: No, not yet.

Gav: Oh god.

Gav: And the thing is, we can't treat them.

Dan: Because they're not exactly sticking

Dan: together along this trip.

Gav: No, there's a bit of a gap, which kind of

Gav: makes sense.

Gav: No, I thought that was on plan and I

Gav: assumed that that was going to be where

Gav: kept going the whole time.

Gav: There's a bit of a gap to just in case one

Gav: of them explodes, but they kind of do, I

Gav: suppose in a way.

Dan: Yeah, they have to keep a bit sort of

Dan: distance apart, which means that they end

Dan: up splitting off or taking slightly

Dan: different routes here and there.

Dan: They kind of got a rough idea of the way

Dan: and they've got a map but, as I say, the

Dan: map shit and actually someone screws up the

Dan: map and throws it away at one point because

Dan: they realize this map's useless.

Gav: But when they're first that first little

Gav: bridge, it's just so it's not even that bad.

Gav: But he's just got to move it left the wheel

Gav: a bit and he says to the french guys to uh,

Gav: is it nilo?

Dan: Uh, nilo is um the french guys.

Gav: Yeah, yeah, victor, nilo, yes.

Gav: Uh, kaseem is with oh, kaseem and victor,

Gav: yeah, yeah right.

Gav: Victor saying to kaseem Okay, you get back

Gav: in the car and the lorry, and victor, no,

Gav: no, you do it.

Gav: And he's so like uh, and or it's the other

Gav: round, isn't it?

Gav: Cosim's in the van?

Dan: Cosim's driving yeah.

Gav: Yeah, and he's just so angry with it.

Gav: No, I don't want you doing this.

Gav: I said you do it and he's going to.

Gav: Just I'm going to just forward you and it's

Gav: just, the left wheel is just almost going

Gav: down and it's really intense just for this

Gav: little bit, and it's nothing to do with

Gav: what we are going to get into.

Dan: And then the same thing happens for,

Dan: obviously, roy Schneider and Nilo.

Dan: They have to cross a really shitty road

Dan: bridge as well, and this time Nilo gets out

Dan: and he's sort of trying to guide in the

Dan: rain, trying to guide Roy Schneider Left a

Dan: bit right, a bit left, a bit right a bit.

Gav: It's just boring of rain Different weather

Gav: faces can hardly see the road.

Dan: He's on his knees trying not to slip off

Dan: the bridge.

Gav: And this is not rain machines.

Gav: This must have been raining, do you?

Dan: imagine, I think it was rain machines.

Gav: Oh, ok, you've got to have control, I

Gav: suppose.

Dan: But the this bit, the why this team,

Dan: particularly with Roy Schneider's truck, is

Dan: so tense, is the way the bridge swings.

Dan: The truck looks like it's almost going to

Dan: flip upside down Because it's swinging so

Dan: violently from left to right in the wind

Dan: and the rain.

Dan: It's only its weight that's keeping it on

Dan: this bridge.

Gav: Well, I haven't got to that bit yet.

Gav: Oh cool, jesus Christ, Slow down, daniel,

Gav: slow down.

Dan: Sorry, go, go, go go.

Gav: So they've just done this first little bit

Gav: where they go around this corner.

Gav: It's not too bad.

Gav: It's like a little taste of what we're

Gav: about to get into, what the hell is just

Gav: getting to.

Gav: So they kind of drop down this hill first

Gav: of all, isn't it Roy and Daniel?

Gav: And it's kind of like you can't because

Gav: they go the wrong way, don't they?

Dan: Yeah, and they split off a little bit from

Dan: the route and the hill is so steep and

Dan: they're really worried about the bumps and

Dan: bumps, all the bumps and rocks as they're

Dan: going down here.

Gav: Yeah, because they don't.

Gav: They're at a point where they go which way

Gav: to go and they see a local and it's just

Gav: local, doesn't say anything.

Gav: It's like which way do we go, or is that

Gav: later on.

Dan: I think that's later on, ok, fine.

Gav: OK, so anyway they get to this one bridge

Gav: zone.

Gav: It's just like this is the wrong road.

Gav: This is the fucking wrong road, like what

Gav: the fuck?

Gav: And they don't have any choice.

Gav: They've got to go across this road bridge.

Dan: And then obviously the rain comes down and

Dan: it's just.

Dan: But they all manage to.

Dan: Both trucks manage to make it a bit further

Dan: along and they get to a point where they

Dan: just can't go any further Because a massive

Dan: tree, and I'm talking a huge Amazonian tree,

Dan: hang on, don't, don't, don't, go by that

Dan: road bridge.

Gav: so much as that.

Gav: It's just that.

Gav: Ok, let's talk about the road bridge, the

Gav: tents, the tents, feeling you get watching

Gav: that road bridge, the vehicles going across.

Dan: I've written in my notes in capital letters

Dan: my God, it's so tense.

Gav: It's just ridiculous where you get.

Dan: It goes on forever as well.

Gav: Where you get a Nilo, like you said, it's

Gav: out, then rain going come across.

Gav: But when you had it with Victor and Kaseem

Gav: going across Kaseem at one point, victor's

Gav: trying to go and Kaseem's going in and he

Gav: can't see Kaseem Kaseem falls through the

Gav: crack of the bridge.

Gav: As he falls through, the screen goes black

Gav: because we're experiencing what he's

Gav: experiencing.

Gav: And he comes back up and he pulls himself

Gav: up.

Gav: The lorry is still coming at him and

Gav: Victor's going I can't see you.

Gav: I can't see you and it's almost going to

Gav: like drive over his head and like what?

Gav: Stop making this film more intense.

Gav: It's insane.

Gav: And they do get across and then Roy has to

Gav: do it as well and it's just the way the

Gav: lorry moves.

Dan: This is the set piece, really the main.

Gav: It's the front.

Gav: It's the poster.

Dan: Yeah, of course, and they built this bridge

Dan: like.

Dan: I say with hydraulics.

Dan: And I think something happened where either

Dan: the bridge was destroyed during terrible

Dan: weather and they had to rebuild it

Dan: somewhere else, but this bridge ended up

Dan: costing like five times as much than they

Dan: thought, because either they were told to

Dan: take it down by local authorities or it got

Dan: destroyed so they had to rebuild this

Dan: bridge in a separate location and film some

Dan: bits of it again.

Dan: Wow, and Roy Schneider said that's the

Dan: hardest part of his ever done in his career

Dan: that bridge scene doing that over and, over

Dan: and over again at night, with the wind and

Dan: the rain machines, and although it was

Dan: relatively safe because they're all at

Dan: harness up or whatever, it's still intense.

Dan: Man With those big trucks, oh God, and you

Dan: can see it.

Dan: You can see it coming through on the

Dan: actress' faces.

Gav: There's something very interesting going on.

Gav: As it's going on, the bridge is almost like

Gav: a character in itself and it's almost

Gav: screaming.

Gav: You've got these really low sounds.

Gav: It sounds like of a kid screaming.

Gav: And I think they've put in the sound mix

Gav: and it kind of makes the bridge almost like

Gav: an enemy, and that's what.

Dan: Freakin wants.

Dan: That's why it's called sorcerer, because

Dan: there is like an evil sorcerer, an evil

Dan: wizard of fate overseeing everything,

Dan: whether it's the bridge, the dynamite, the

Dan: tree that we're going to come up to.

Dan: All of it is just designed to make it

Dan: incredibly difficult for them.

Gav: When Roy gets over, he's like that's it

Gav: We've got.

Gav: We are now onto 20K each because there's no

Gav: way that they will make that.

Dan: I know he's really pleased.

Dan: He thinks that's brilliant.

Gav: Yeah, so reminding, us that he's a baddie,

Gav: but then you go for that, then you get,

Gav: then what the fuck?

Gav: The size of this tree.

Dan: Yeah, so it's an Amazon rainforest tree

Dan: that's fallen.

Dan: That's not.

Dan: It couldn't have been known.

Gav: It doesn't look like just you could make a

Gav: house out of this tree.

Dan: Yeah, it's huge.

Dan: It's about as half as tall as a house, you

Dan: know, and really long.

Dan: They kind of laughed, don't they?

Dan: Manically?

Dan: Now, well, we get it, and as as they

Dan: discover it, the other truck pulls up.

Gav: Well, yeah, the other guys catch up to them,

Gav: but before, before that, roy's just like

Gav: what the fuck, grab some machete?

Gav: And just starts hacking through, going I'm

Gav: going to make a road over here, and then

Gav: the, the, the, the Nilo's just laughing at

Gav: him, then gets, pulls out his gun because

Gav: he says, use the machete, he throws it at

Gav: him and he pulls that gun and just starts

Gav: shooting at him and saying no.

Gav: And then the other two just turn up and you

Gav: know, oh my God.

Gav: Now, luckily the other truck.

Gav: But you like, though, the first thing, you,

Gav: when you see that you like shit, what are

Gav: they going to do?

Gav: And I was just like what are they going to

Gav: do?

Gav: I have no idea.

Dan: Well, luckily the other truck that's pulled

Dan: up has got a Casino in it.

Dan: Who is a terrorist?

Dan: He's an explosives expert.

Gav: And I didn't know what they were doing

Gav: though.

Gav: So when they start setting up this like

Gav: little booby trap type thing, I was like

Gav: how are they?

Dan: What it's.

Dan: This is my favorite scene.

Dan: I know the road bridge is like the main

Dan: scene, but this is my favorite scene for

Dan: the, the whole 18 McGyriness of it all.

Dan: What they do then is they, they, they

Dan: fashion a tripod of really long branches

Dan: over the top of the tree, they get loads of

Dan: sand and they basically fill up the pockets.

Dan: It's it's Victor's very posh silk trousers

Dan: that they use.

Dan: They get them to cut his.

Dan: He pulls a knife out, doesn't he?

Dan: And he grabs his pockets and he could

Dan: always be cut his balls off because he's

Dan: like.

Dan: He looks him in the eyes as he slices his

Dan: silk pockets off and they use that as a

Dan: sand bag.

Dan: And then they, they use some of the

Dan: dynamite to and they very carefully fashion,

Dan: they put it there with a rock above it on a

Dan: pulley system.

Gav: The other three, though, run off like they

Gav: run so fast and you can see.

Gav: You can see like the accident, this is like

Gav: it's just like it's real, it's actually

Gav: happening, which it obviously did actually

Gav: happen, because they explode it and but

Gav: they leave poor old kaseem's up there just

Gav: trying to get the finishing touches.

Gav: So then when he gets down he's trying to

Gav: run so fast, he's tripping over and stuff,

Gav: because he's like any second, this

Gav: explosion I don't know how big the

Gav: explosion is going to be is going to take

Gav: this tree out.

Gav: I've got to get the fuck away from here.

Dan: So what he's done is he's put a hole in the

Dan: bag of sand so that it slowly starts to get

Dan: lighter and lighter, it's like a V shape

Dan: for tree so that it's wedged.

Gav: So as it goes down, the bag will slip

Gav: between the V shape of the tree.

Gav: Which way should you?

Dan: run the rock explosion.

Gav: It's not a glistening and an explosion.

Dan: The explosion is just makes it.

Gav: He just gets, he just makes it out of the

Gav: start.

Gav: Yeah, and the tree, the explosion's, like

Gav: what the fuck?

Dan: And then I was really excited, nick,

Dan: because, like I said, this was my favorite

Dan: scene.

Dan: At this point I was like that was

Dan: incredible.

Dan: And then I was like has it worked?

Dan: Has it worked?

Dan: They all slowly go back over and it takes

Dan: ages for the camera to pan over.

Dan: They really hold you and then the camera

Dan: finally shows you no one needs it worked.

Dan: It's blown a fucking huge clear road right

Dan: the way through that they can easily drive

Dan: the trucks through.

Dan: Oh, it's like a little.

Dan: This is a little moment of like you can

Dan: have a little breather.

Gav: They leave a whole box of dynamite on the

Gav: tree though, cause I was like how much they

Gav: can use the whole box.

Gav: But, by the way, very quickly going back to

Gav: that bridge scene, just as they're trying

Gav: to get across that last little bit you've

Gav: got, the structure of the bridge is

Gav: starting to collapse.

Gav: Yeah, that made it sound much even more

Gav: intense, it's like.

Gav: Could you stop making it so intense?

Gav: How do you keep doing this?

Dan: You might as well have just had sharks on

Dan: crocodiles underneath the bridge, with

Dan: laser beams on their head and pterodactyl

Dan: circling them overhead.

Dan: Oh, so is so.

Dan: They've cleared a path, gav.

Dan: We can breathe for a moment, just until we

Dan: get to this.

Dan: Very, very.

Gav: I love it when I do run from it the first

Gav: three guys when they run to it and they

Gav: just get into the lorries and reverse

Gav: reverse reverse.

Dan: Oh yeah, that's right, get the other

Dan: dynamite away from the explosion.

Dan: Yeah, fuck yeah.

Gav: But this breather that the audience and

Gav: them are given doesn't last too long,

Gav: because this breather is a nice little

Gav: moment where they go wow, we've just done

Gav: this, so you've got this lovely moment

Gav: where Victor and Kasim are driving along

Gav: and Kasim's like are you married?

Gav: And stuff like yeah, I've got wife.

Dan: I've seen my wife last time.

Gav: This is my watch.

Gav: It's my watch, last thing she gave me.

Gav: It's fucking.

Gav: I love this watch.

Gav: You've got children.

Dan: No, no, but I do want to have children.

Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they really get to

Dan: know each other.

Gav: It's what we need after all that tension.

Gav: We need a nice little ah, and they get to

Gav: know each other, and it's quite nice, isn't

Gav: it?

Dan: It is until that moment is really

Dan: interrupted.

Gav: when the wheel slips, the tyre bursts, the

Gav: tyre explodes and they start to go down,

Gav: and as they start to move, the lorry

Gav: explodes and they die.

Dan: Now do we see the explosion, or do we see

Dan: it from Roy Schneider's point of view?

Gav: No, we do sort of see it a little bit, but

Gav: then we see the smoke from their distance

Gav: and they they're coming up to it, yeah they

Gav: know, they know, they're behind them now,

Gav: but they are.

Dan: They know there's only one way that there's

Dan: an explosion that big in the jungle, and

Dan: that's that their buddy's in the truck in

Dan: front of them.

Gav: They're not really their buddies, but they

Gav: have gone through this journey, so they are

Gav: at least kindred spirits of that sense.

Gav: So they're fucked.

Gav: We've lost half the cast.

Gav: Also, though, bandits have heard the noise.

Gav: Oh shit, pirates.

Dan: Pirate bandits.

Gav: So we've just these two.

Gav: They should quite like.

Gav: That's it.

Gav: They're just taking out of the movie and

Gav: it's like the fuck.

Dan: So we're left with one lorry now, very good.

Dan: So just to recap, what I loved about all of

Dan: that series of sequence of events is I love

Dan: the whole tree and the setup and the

Dan: blowing up and the way they did it.

Dan: Then I love the ease off of tension for a

Dan: split second when they're victorious

Dan: They've cut through the tree.

Dan: Then I love that lovely moment of Victor

Dan: and Kasim getting to know each other and

Dan: they're a bit more relaxed because they're

Dan: on the last stretch now.

Dan: And then that is cut short so brutally with

Dan: this explosion and they're just taking out

Dan: and you're like, wow, I was just getting to

Dan: know those guys.

Dan: They were just getting to know each other,

Dan: fuck.

Dan: And I love the way that Freakin and the

Dan: cast and the writing takes you on this

Dan: fucking roller coaster.

Dan: For several scenes You're like, oh you

Dan: bastard.

Gav: Yeah, because you heard it.

Gav: You're like oh, that's the introduction to

Gav: all the characters and stuff.

Gav: It's like the first scene and it's like,

Gav: yeah, it is.

Gav: I suppose sex scenes are jungle and that,

Gav: but then that kind of goes into the third

Gav: scene.

Gav: It's not really a normal structure of this

Gav: film whatsoever.

Dan: No, it's unlike anything I can recall

Dan: seeing.

Gav: I didn't sort of think to sort of break it

Gav: down.

Gav: I think it actually confused me a little.

Gav: I'd have to sort of really sit there for a

Gav: little moment and go OK, this is that,

Gav: that's this and that's that.

Gav: But it's unconventional and I guess it's

Gav: him doing what he wants.

Dan: Freakin.

Gav: So Roy Schneider and Nilo pull up at the

Gav: wreckage of their body trucks and they

Gav: could say the watch, the watch is there, I

Gav: think.

Dan: I think the watch is down.

Dan: There's some body parts and smoke.

Dan: However, while they're there, like you

Dan: mentioned, go bandits.

Dan: Some Colombian bandits survive as bandits.

Gav: No, I hope.

Dan: And they surround them and they basically

Dan: are speaking to them.

Dan: They don't really understand what they're

Dan: saying.

Dan: He's trying to sort of explain to them you

Dan: know, don't, please leave us alone, Don't,

Dan: don't touch the truck, Don't look in the

Dan: truck.

Dan: But the more he does that, the more they're

Dan: like what have you got?

Dan: What are you transporting?

Dan: So he starts saying Roy Schneider just

Dan: started saying random things like toilet

Dan: paper, rice.

Dan: He just starts listing random products.

Gav: He knows that they're going to look in here.

Gav: I don't know what's going on here, but

Gav: while this is happening, we have got Victor,

Gav: who's just in the in the front, nilo.

Dan: Nilo.

Gav: So in the front just sort of sitting there

Gav: going oh hang on, I'll get out in a minute,

Gav: because you've got some of the guys saying

Gav: get out.

Gav: There's like three of them, so get out, get

Gav: out.

Dan: And he's acting like he's.

Dan: Well, he is a bit, but yeah, you're telling

Dan: the hit man to.

Gav: Like.

Gav: You know, we know what's kind of kind of go

Gav: on here.

Dan: Yeah, well, nilo, he shoots one of them and

Dan: there's a bit of a fight between them all.

Dan: They take them.

Dan: Nilo takes pretty much all of them out,

Dan: pretty much.

Gav: But he does get shot, unfortunately.

Dan: He is shot in the process.

Dan: Yeah, roy takes out the last one with a

Dan: shovel.

Dan: Fucking great, kill he just, and it's a

Dan: really brutal.

Dan: You don't really see it, but the way it's

Dan: shot and it's the same design.

Dan: You know that he's caved this guy's head in

Dan: with a shovel.

Dan: Roy Schneider smashing a guy in the head

Dan: with a shovel.

Dan: It's brilliant, brilliantly done.

Dan: It's such a gritty film.

Gav: Imagine your situation though.

Gav: You're a desperate man, your life is fucked

Gav: and all of a sudden, you found yourself

Gav: going through the jungle one day with a

Gav: fucking, a hit man.

Gav: Diner with a hit man, you don't know, with

Gav: dynamite in the back which you could

Gav: explode like the dudes down there, your

Gav: life isn't whatever.

Gav: So then these guys come along and say, fuck

Gav: off, I'm not having a good day.

Gav: And it's just like, yeah, I'm going to pave

Gav: your fucking head in with a shovel because

Gav: I don't care, isn't it?

Dan: Well, we cut to nighttime and Nilo is dying.

Dan: He's not in a good way.

Gav: It's really nice.

Gav: I'm trippy place here.

Gav: Roy's not having a good time either.

Gav: I think he's starting to fucking trip out.

Dan: Yeah Well, in a moment he has a full-on

Dan: paranoid trip.

Gav: It's all blue.

Gav: They drive through it.

Gav: He's from this rocky place.

Dan: It looks like Tatooine or something from

Dan: Star Wars, because it's nighttime and

Dan: because there are obviously in the desert

Dan: or wherever they are.

Dan: There is no fake light, there's no man-made

Dan: lighting.

Dan: So the way the stars and the night time

Dan: illuminate these rocks and this landscape,

Dan: it looks like they're on another planet.

Dan: It's beautiful.

Gav: And Nilo has died, and his laugh because he

Gav: has this thing where he laughs quite a lot

Gav: in this movie.

Gav: His laugh is now like the sound design,

Gav: while Roy's just driving aimlessly around

Gav: this weird place.

Dan: Well, he says to him.

Dan: He tries to keep him alive for a little bit.

Dan: He says what are you going to do with your

Dan: cut of the money?

Dan: And Nilo says I'm going to get the finest

Dan: whore in Colombia.

Dan: And Roy's like he might as well get the two

Dan: finest whores in Colombia and he's trying

Dan: to keep him alive.

Dan: But then he dies.

Dan: So he drags his body out, he leaves him in

Dan: the desert and then he carries on driving

Dan: and then that's when you get the sound

Dan: design of a laugh, and then just the

Dan: weirdness that's where the sleep

Dan: deprivation, the paranoid exhaustion it's

Dan: exhaustion.

Dan: And, yeah, they start mixing in flashbacks

Dan: to New York, flashbacks to what's recently

Dan: happened, and he starts hallucinating he's

Dan: driving.

Gav: And he stops, doesn't he he?

Gav: Stops, he stops.

Gav: And then starts to van.

Gav: Why does he stop?

Dan: To take the body out, ok, he starts to van

Dan: Laurie again.

Gav: And guess what?

Gav: I don't start, fuck.

Dan: So what's he going to?

Gav: do so.

Gav: The next shot is him just walking up the

Gav: road with a box of dynamite in his hands.

Gav: Very carefully.

Gav: Not really Well.

Gav: Well, he's just trying to get across the

Gav: road.

Dan: I actually said out loud to myself, because

Dan: he's because it's 218 miles and he's

Dan: written that on the dashboard and when they,

Dan: when they get there, it says how many miles.

Dan: Oh yeah, when they get, when the truck

Dan: doesn't stop, it says 216.

Dan: Yeah, so he knows he's got two miles left

Dan: to walk with his dynamite.

Gav: So he just starts walking and luckily we

Gav: see some people come out and just grab the

Gav: box of dynamite from him.

Dan: Well, just before that this is this part of

Dan: the film that I actually shared out loud

Dan: when I saw, when it cuts to, roy Schneider

Dan: in the middle of the night walking through

Dan: with a box.

Dan: I'm actually shadow, oh, for fuck's sake,

Dan: because I was like I can't take any more

Dan: tension.

Dan: And he's about to collapse from exhaustion.

Dan: On top of that, if he falls over, boom,

Dan: boom, boom.

Dan: But yeah, the people who work for the

Dan: company see him.

Dan: They run over, they grab the dynamite, they

Dan: carefully take it away.

Dan: He collapses.

Dan: They use it to stop the burning.

Dan: Obviously, what you know we don't really

Dan: see that, but they do it.

Gav: And he becomes a he's like the hero.

Gav: Yeah, he's a bit of a hero Now he turns up

Gav: in terms of the business guy at the back

Gav: who owns all companies, got his checks and

Gav: stuff in their shirt and stuff and they go

Gav: into like a bar and he says, ok, he buys

Gav: him a drink, he gives him a check, he goes

Gav: what the fuck am I going to do?

Gav: He goes it's all right, someone's coming

Gav: down to take you to the bank.

Gav: You'll have your money by two o'clock this

Gav: afternoon.

Dan: He says you'll have a passport, he's got

Dan: 40,000.

Dan: Yep, he says you'll have a passport, you'll

Dan: be a citizen of the country, you'll have a

Dan: bank account and you'll have all this money,

Dan: so you're going to be absolutely fine.

Gav: Yeah, and he looks over to the cleaning

Gav: lady and he's like do I have to?

Gav: When do I have to go?

Gav: Do I have to go right now?

Gav: And he goes.

Gav: No, he goes, they're waiting.

Gav: If it's you, they're waiting for you

Gav: because he's now got this new money.

Dan: He saved the village, he saved the whole

Dan: village and brought money back into the

Dan: village.

Gav: And he takes the cleaning lady's hand and

Gav: has a little dance for ads.

Dan: The backstory to that very quickly is

Dan: because he's been looking at pictures of

Dan: beautiful women on and off.

Gav: He's Mrs Women.

Dan: And he wants to dance with a woman.

Dan: So he picks up this cleaning lady and he

Dan: has a bit of a slow dance with her.

Dan: But carry on then, garth, as is your

Dan: birthday episode.

Dan: Tell us, tell us, tell us, we pant outside.

Gav: And as we get to outside and we know he's

Gav: won Roy has won we pant outside.

Gav: A taxi turns up and a couple of guys come

Gav: out and it's the guy that told him it's

Gav: Vinny.

Gav: Yeah, the guy told him to where to go.

Gav: Go down to the docks I don't know where

Gav: you're going.

Gav: He turns up, so he obviously did.

Gav: Though where he was going Move someone else.

Gav: So that means they're going to go in there

Gav: and kill him and they walk into that bar

Gav: and we finish we finish, we hear a gunshot.

Dan: If you listen carefully you hear a gunshot,

Dan: but Friedkin said he wanted it to be either

Dan: you to think it was either a car backfiring

Dan: a gunshot, anything, but you do hear a very

Dan: muffled shot.

Dan: So we don't know his fate.

Dan: We assume after all of that he's probably

Dan: been shot.

Dan: He got his comeuppance Because none of

Dan: these guys are good guys.

Gav: I think that is actually correct.

Gav: I would say your predicament is right there.

Gav: He's not a bad guy.

Gav: He doesn't deserve to get the money.

Gav: He got shot.

Gav: Yeah, so no one wins in this movie.

Gav: So after all that attention no one's

Gav: fucking.

Dan: I'm tense.

Gav: No talking about it, I am tense, but if you

Gav: said to me right, well, watch it again,

Gav: then I'm all right, yeah, I'd watch.

Dan: Gav, I'd sit and watch this with you.

Dan: Honestly, I'd love to sit and watch this

Dan: with you Because I can imagine us going.

Dan: Ah, oh, no, To sum up, you know, obviously

Dan: I loved, absolutely loved this film.

Dan: For me, it's got real opening scenes of

Dan: Exorcist 5, mixed with Deliverance, some

Dan: parts of Jaws, and that's not because of

Dan: Roy Schneider, it just comes from the

Dan: tension and the realism.

Dan: And I'm getting a lot of because of the

Dan: trucks a lot of Spielberg's Jaws vibes as

Dan: well, and it's just a sign of its time.

Dan: So those late 70s were magic years with

Dan: American film making Fucking hell.

Dan: This was great.

Gav: I think if you appreciate films like

Gav: Apocalypse Now, films like that sort of

Gav: epic scale of real, like oh my god, this is

Gav: like we're going to sit down and watch a

Gav: fucking movie.

Gav: Now, you know, put the phone away, I'm

Gav: going to watch a fucking movie, that sort

Gav: of thing, this is yeah yeah, old cinema,

Gav: real cinema, old cinema, real film making.

Gav: Yeah, it's fine Classics.

Gav: Like you know, we don't see stuff like this

Gav: now.

Dan: It's a wonderful film.

Dan: Obviously a thumbs up from me and I'm sure

Dan: from you as well.

Gav: It's the beauty of cinema and why all of us

Gav: are here right now listening to this

Gav: podcast all the time, and I host it Because

Gav: we love fucking cinema.

Gav: We love movies, we love the escape as of

Gav: going off into a little world of a film.

Gav: We all love it, the world loves it, it's

Gav: whatever reason it is, and these films do

Gav: different things for you, but this one go

Gav: man, have a spare pair of pants.

Dan: And what I would say, gav as well, is if

Dan: you which I don't think you have go onto

Dan: the Wikipedia page and go onto IMDB trivia,

Dan: there's lots of background stuff on there.

Dan: All the stuff that went on behind the

Dan: scenes.

Gav: I tell you what I might have to do.

Gav: A YouTube.

Gav: I bet some people have just done their own

Gav: kind of behind the scenes.

Gav: They've probably broken it, don't they?

Dan: There was even some stuff which Nida not

Dan: getting on with Freakin.

Dan: Oh sure, Because he spoke up for the cast

Dan: and said to Freakin, you need to stop

Dan: firing people, because I'm fed up of going

Dan: to the airport and saying goodbye to these

Dan: people.

Dan: You know you're firing people left, right

Dan: and center, but then they had all the

Dan: trouble with the sets and the real weather

Dan: that hit and just great.

Gav: If you said to me right, you've got a

Gav: chance to make a proper studio movie,

Gav: you're going to make this movie.

Gav: No, I'm not.

Gav: No, I'm not going to make a studio movie.

Dan: Then it's just too much.

Dan: The score is phenomenal all over the top.

Dan: Just adding to that crazy because it gets

Dan: all very.

Dan: It's described as an existential high

Dan: tension thriller and it is at times quite

Dan: existential towards the end, especially

Dan: with Schneider, these four men questioned

Dan: in their lives.

Gav: You know, so yeah, how did we end up here?

Gav: How and why, and what the fuck are we going

Gav: to do about it?

Gav: Watch this movie.

Gav: It's a series of events.

Gav: What's this film, people?

Gav: It might not be for you.

Gav: The first time I watched this was Sarah.

Gav: She fell asleep.

Gav: She might not like me saying that, but I

Gav: think she is probably just pretty tired.

Gav: Actually, she enjoyed it this time around.

Gav: I don't think it's probably going to be for

Gav: everybody.

Gav: I wouldn't have liked watching this when I

Gav: was 17, 18.

Gav: I might not have appreciated it at all.

Gav: I'm older, I can sit with her and I'll have

Gav: an older film and appreciate it more

Gav: nowadays.

Gav: So I don't know, it might not be for you.

Gav: But it's not horror, but it is fucking

Gav: tense.

Dan: It's not horror but it's a thriller and

Dan: it's intense and it's got some good sort of

Dan: it's just good.

Gav: What's the class as a bit?

Gav: It's just like a drama Drama thriller,

Gav: maybe Action drama thriller.

Dan: There we go, great stuff.

Gav: Yeah, 7.7 out of 10.

Gav: Honestly, I think.

Dan: I think deliverance is as close as I could

Dan: say.

Dan: It feels like it's that kind of tension of

Dan: guys on a trip.

Gav: Better than deliverance, though.

Dan: Yeah, oh, I don't know, man, maybe because

Dan: I've only seen this once.

Gav: So the most is way to deliver.

Dan: It's about this.

Gav: Do go back to French Connection, do

Gav: definitely watch that and do do cruising

Gav: and I'm going to say that we should

Gav: probably do cruising as an actual episode,

Gav: because it is actually about a detective

Gav: after an opportunity, after a serial killer.

Gav: Are you all a girl?

Gav: Ok?

Dan: OK, all right, brilliant.

Dan: Well, thank you, kat, for giving me a

Dan: present on your birthday of these two

Dan: beautiful films.

Gav: Yes, no problem, I'm great.

Dan: Let's have a little break and then come

Dan: back to say goodbye and happy birthday to

Dan: everybody.

Dan: Bye.

Gav: Goodbye.

Gav: Ok, let's come back.

Dan: Oh well, that was a tense end to the

Dan: episode, but a fantastic episode, Gav.

Gav: Good, I'm glad my choice again hasn't been

Gav: too bad.

Dan: Yeah, good stuff, and I hope you enjoyed

Dan: your birthday episode.

Dan: I did I need to take your birthday pants

Dan: off?

Dan: I'm at your birthday crown off now.

Dan: Sorry, and put that back away.

Gav: I'll pull them back up then.

Gav: There you go.

Dan: There you go Right.

Dan: So that was episode 148.

Dan: Good times.

Dan: In some ways, enjoy both films.

Dan: Let's talk about what's coming up.

Gav: Please.

Dan: Our next episode.

Gav: Give it to me baby.

Dan: Oh, the girls say episode 149 is a director

Dan: special.

Dan: We're talking Adam Green.

Gav: Oh yes.

Dan: And we're going to be covering Frozen yeah

Dan: From 2010 and Digging Up the Marrow from

Dan: 2014.

Gav: Yeah.

Dan: I went to Fright First Sword premiere of

Dan: Dig up the.

Dan: Marrow, I've only seen it once and I

Dan: absolutely loved it, so I'm excited to go

Dan: back to watch that again, ray Wise.

Dan: Yeah, I love a bit of Ray.

Dan: So that's 149.

Dan: Episode 150 after that is another train.

Dan: Amazing.

Dan: And our friend RJ McCready has picked two

Dan: London gangster films for us.

Dan: Yes, so interesting.

Dan: Long Good Friday with Bob Oskins from 1980.

Dan: And the classic Guy Ritchie lock stock and

Dan: two smoking barrels from 98.

Gav: Wow, we we're going to have a lot to say

Gav: Gangster double bill.

Gav: So yeah, not horror, not horror, but we're

Gav: doing a gangster double bill, but lots of

Gav: violence.

Gav: People do get murdered, though, so it's

Gav: fine we can talk about Vinnie Jones

Gav: crushing people's heads in cars.

Dan: Yeah, and just lots of good stuff.

Gav: I can't wait for that, though I was gutted

Gav: that I didn't get to meet and I was going

Gav: to do a gangster tour.

Gav: I think it was a gangster tour, might have

Gav: been actually or something, I can't

Gav: remember.

Gav: I think it was with the dude with the curly

Gav: hair.

Dan: Oh yeah.

Gav: But I had covid.

Dan: A man also gets beaten to death with a big

Dan: black rubber dildo in that film, so

Dan: there'll be lots to discuss.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: Interesting.

Dan: And then, after that Episode 151, I'm

Dan: pleased to announce we'll be coming back to

Dan: a franchise that we started.

Dan: We're going to be coming back to Chucky.

Gav: Oh, really now.

Dan: We'll be covering Chards Play 3, which was

Dan: famously banned for a while in the UK.

Dan: Oh yeah, and of course the follow-up from

Dan: 98, Bride of Chucky, which is where Ronnie

Dan: Yu stepped in and things got a little bit

Dan: more comical, but it started really

Dan: becoming its own little cult thing then at

Dan: this point, so interesting to discuss.

Gav: Did he do Freddie Mercury's Jason?

Dan: He did yes he did, which we'll be covering

Dan: at some point when we get to that point in

Dan: the franchise.

Dan: So yeah, so we're talking Adam Green,

Dan: followed by some London gangsters, and then

Dan: after that we'll be getting lucky with

Dan: Chucky.

Dan: So the next three episodes are going to be

Dan: huge fun.

Dan: Stick with us everyone.

Gav: Plucky fucky, ducky sucky.

Dan: Sucky, it's your birthday.

Dan: Sucky, sucky, sucky with Chucky.

Dan: Wow, I wouldn't.

Dan: I heard a rumor that they're making a Megan

Dan: versus Chucky movie.

Gav: I don't care, ok.

Dan: Well, let's do some admin, let's do our

Dan: little admin bits Housekeeping, as it were

Dan: and then we'll move on.

Dan: So as always, and as we have been for the

Dan: last 148 episodes.

Gav: We need a little thing, don't we?

Gav: So we're saying housekeepered no, a little

Gav: thing, you know.

Dan: What's that in Housekeeping?

Dan: She says it's probably in a lot of films.

Dan: I think yes.

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Dan: Spotify, youtube, podnive, apple, et cetera,

Dan: et cetera.

Dan: We're on Instagram, the podcast on Haunted

Dan: Hill Insta, which is where I promote the

Dan: episodes a day or so after they come out

Dan: with a little montage and a link to the

Dan: episode.

Dan: We also have our production company, which

Dan: is now a real company, isn't it?

Dan: It's a real boy now.

Gav: It's a real business.

Gav: You can look up businesses in England and

Gav: see deadbolt media.

Dan: At the moment, it's all still

Dan: deadboltfilmscom.

Dan: We have a deadbolt channel on YouTube and

Dan: we're on again, yeah, deadboltfilms.

Dan: And we're on Instagram as well, under

Dan: deadboltfilms, or one word, we are also on

Dan: Patreon.

Dan: So thank you to all of our patrons.

Dan: Well, thank you to Brigidine, just a moment.

Dan: If you want to become a patron and you do

Dan: not have to do it, we would do this if we

Dan: didn't have one single patron.

Dan: But if you want to become a patron and

Dan: support the show in a financial way that

Dan: will help us to continue to keep the show

Dan: growing, to rent and buy films and

Dan: equipment and other bits and bobs that we

Dan: need to keep going really, because 10 years

Dan: of doing this has taken cost a little bit

Dan: of money here and there.

Gav: And it's massively appreciated.

Gav: Yeah, and time as well.

Gav: It's not a quick thing.

Dan: As we discussed on our 100th or 10 year

Dan: episode.

Dan: It's like four nights we give up to get,

Dan: but we still love it, yeah, but if you

Dan: become a patron, you'll get a t-shirt sent

Dan: to wherever you live in the universe.

Dan: I'll say that now, gav in the universe, so

Dan: you'll get a t-shirt sent to you.

Dan: You'll also get to have a patron.

Gav: I guess no one from the Rover or whatever

Gav: it is on the moon or whatever it's gonna.

Dan: Let's hope not.

Gav: What a t-shirt.

Dan: Because the British Postal Service is very

Dan: good.

Dan: They're really shambles about it.

Gav: There's another show programme I watched.

Gav: I watched a fucking TV programme with Toby

Gav: Jones as the lead.

Gav: It was actually quite a good show.

Dan: Yeah, and it's now opened up a candleworms

Dan: and shown everybody just to corrupt.

Dan: That whole thing was.

Dan: That was fucked, yeah, yeah.

Dan: So you'll get a t-shirt.

Dan: You'll get access to exclusive content as

Dan: well as all of our back catalog, Yep, and

Dan: you'll also get, as well as a shout-out,

Dan: which I'll do in a moment, all of our

Dan: patrons.

Dan: You also get your chance to partake in

Dan: Patreon.

Dan: To me.

Dan: So every three episodes, one of our patrons

Dan: gets to decide the two movies that we watch,

Dan: whether they're horror or something related

Dan: to dark or thriller or yeah, it's got to

Dan: happen.

Gav: We get slight rules to it guys.

Gav: I remember it has to be slightly.

Gav: It's got to be like someone being hurt or

Gav: deaf.

Dan: You can't just throw in my best friend's

Dan: wedding or something like that.

Gav: It doesn't have to be deaf, but it's got to

Gav: be a dark tone to it.

Dan: Yeah, but yeah, you'll also get to do that

Dan: as well.

Dan: So if you want to do that, go to Patreon.

Dan: Search for the podcast on Haunted Hill.

Dan: If you can't find that anywhere, email us

Dan: Again.

Dan: It's the podcast on HauntedHill at Outlook.com

Dan: or message me on Facebook Private message

Dan: me and I'll share the link to you.

Dan: And, as always, thank you to our beautiful,

Dan: wonderful patrons, who are all Sexy they're

Dan: sexy patrons and they're all going to get a

Dan: nickname.

Dan: I've decided I'm not going to do a voice

Dan: today.

Dan: I'm going to give them a nickname.

Gav: I'm going to do the dirty perv noise after

Gav: you say the names.

Dan: I'm sure they'll all really appreciate that.

Gav: It's my birthday, I can do what I want.

Dan: Of course.

Dan: So the nicknames are going to be related to

Dan: them.

Dan: You know the rhyming, not rhyming the names,

Dan: but the same letters as their names.

Dan: So, thank you to Dangerous Don Call you Ugh.

Dan: Magnificent Matthew Godley, ugh.

Dan: Uh, I'm trying to think of a good one, with

Dan: Jay Um juxtapositioning Jamie Jenkins.

Dan: What?

Gav: Ugh.

Dan: Uh, conniving.

Dan: Kevin S5.

Dan: Ugh, uh.

Dan: Sensational.

Dan: Sarah Ke, yeah.

Dan: Ridiculous Rachel, oh Robotic.

Dan: Rj McCready yeah.

Dan: And the lovely Lex Boo Ugh.

Dan: I apologize, some of you have back

Dan: nicknames and others.

Gav: I apologize.

Dan: Probably going to be offended and

Dan: un-unpatring yourselves from us, and I

Dan: don't blame you.

Gav: I apologize, anything that came out my

Gav: mouth.

Dan: All goes in it, anything.

Gav: Yeah, what are you saying?

Gav: The dick's been in your mouth before.

Gav: It's going to blow your own dick in your

Gav: mouth, you can blow your dick again.

Gav: What?

Dan: Great stuff, great movie.

Dan: I'll go back and watch that one again.

Dan: I'm about both of these.

Dan: I need to check out again in the next

Dan: couple of months.

Dan: Really, thank you everybody.

Dan: Um, let's say our goodnight.

Dan: It is a goodnight from Jeff Garland blowing

Dan: his own dick into his own mouth.

Gav: It's been there before.

Gav: Yeah, oh sorry, it's my fault.

Gav: It's goodnight from the birthday boy, Gabby.

Gav: Gabby, Gab, Gab.

Dan: And it's a goodnight from a very sweaty Roy

Dan: Schneider carrying a box of dynamite for

Dan: two miles, I'm going to carry it for two

Dan: miles.

Gav: I couldn't even get my teenagers to all my

Gav: kids to walk two miles how he does it with

Gav: dynamite in the jungle.

Dan: After all that he's been through After

Dan: fighting off bandits.

Gav: After all that he's been through, I know.

Dan: So it's a goodnight from all of them, and

Dan: it's a goodnight from us.

Gav: Yeah, goodnight, everybody, be safe.

Gav: Be careful.

Gav: Do look under the bed for Roy Schneider

Gav: with a box of dynamite.

Gav: You're smiling at you.

Dan: And don't forget, guys if you do keep

Dan: dynamite in your shed, Gab, the rule is

Dan: keep rotating it.

Gav: Rotate that so that nitricleusin keeps it

Gav: in the middle.

Dan: It's like wine.

Dan: You've got to rotate it every few weeks.

Dan: Yeah, you should do.

Dan: Goodnight everyone.

Gav: Goodnight.

Gav: Thank you for listening to the podcast on

Gav: Haunted Hill.

Gav: We will be back again real soon.