Pumpkin Spiced - Whipped & Unfiltered

In this episode of Digress, Elena and Des bring a mix of festive spirit and thought-provoking discussions. They kick off with a playful banter about Des's upcoming 28th birthday and segue into the much-anticipated return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte. The duo also delves into consumerism, the psychological triggers of seasonal products, and the staggering revenue generated by Starbucks' seasonal drinks. Laughter and light-hearted moments punctuate the conversation as they share personal stories, reflect on surprise parties, birthday etiquette, and family dynamics. The episode takes a turn when they discuss controversial topics such as true crime, pedophilia, and the public's reaction to infamous figures. This episode is a roller coaster, packed with humor, insightful commentary, and candid opinions.

00:00 Introduction and Birthday Announcement
01:08 Pumpkin Spice Latte Craze
06:28 Love Island Reunion Drama
09:20 Birthday Stories and Etiquette
18:35 Surprise Parties and Boundaries
26:16 Splitting the Bill Dilemma
31:45 The Viral Psychiatrist Story
33:11 Therapist vs. Psychiatrist
34:24 Online Fame and Speculation
35:52 Pyramid Schemes and Scams
40:34 Bargain Shopping Adventures
46:23 Celebrity Vacation Picks
55:25 True Crime and Morality
01:00:31 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

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Des

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Elena Cranmer

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Welcome to Digress with D & E, where Des and Elena answer your questions, share your stories, and talk about whatever comes to mind. We keep things fun, honest, and a little unpredictable with our takes on random topics and whatever else catches our attention—no script, no filters—just real conversations with plenty of detours along the way. Send us your stories, and we’ll break them down with our thoughts (and probably some side commentary).

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Elena: Hi. Welcome to Digress. I'm Elena. I'm Desiree, and we have fun things to talk about today. Like one super exciting thing is Desi's birthday is coming up. Yay.

Literally on Friday is her birthday. You just air my government birthday out. You, why would I, what's wrong with that? Why can't I air out your government birthday? Okay. Anyway, so Des birthday's on Friday. She's turning. How old are you? Turning? All right. Chill out now. Chill out now. You never tell. 69. Ooh, you're a freak.

Nasty. She's obviously not turning 69. How? 20? How old are you turning? 28. Yeah, 28. She's turning [00:01:00] 28. She's She's getting there. She's getting there. Getting up the ladder. It's okay. It's okay. But. Later, all of our stories are related to birthday events, but before we get to that, I do have information that's very prevalent to me just as a woman.

Um, the pumpkin spice latte has returned. I felt like that was a very important thing we should talk about. Can we lead with the fact that I have no idea what's going on right now. She don't know the, she don't know the episode. I plan the whole thing. I'm sitting here like I plan the whole thing. I, and I just wanted to mess with her the whole time.

So what's one thing you think of when you think of a pumpkin spice latte? Does I think a chai Chai? No. No. I don't think, I don't drink pumpkin spice lattes fail. Fail. I drink. Okay. Will you iced chai lattes with pumpkin cold foam. Okay. First of all, the audacity. There's, there's a level to these things. Hi, I'll have a venti pumpkin spice cold foam.

No. I'm like, yeah. Can I get a venti? Yeah, I'm sure. [00:02:00] I'm sure. With a pumpkin cold foam on top that that sounded the exact same as how I said it. No, it didn't. It definitely sounded the exact same as to how I said it, whatever. Anyway, what do you think of when you think of your chai pumpkin cold foam latte?

I think of leaves, fall, pumpkin holidays, happiness. Mm-hmm. Cold and not hot. Mm-hmm. That's what I think of. You know why? Oh Lord. Capitalism. That's why. So the market, this is insane to me. I literally just thought about this and maybe I'm like dumb, but like Starbucks generates literally, hold on. I have it here.

They literally make over a hundred million dollars in revenue each year because of their seasonal drinks. So like fall to Christmas, a hundred million dollars. That's not crazy to you. I can't say what I was gonna say. What were you gonna say? I can't say it continue. Okay. Well that's just crazy to me. I didn't know that.

I thought that was crazy. I had to stop myself. I was like. No, because I, I wanna pull it outta you. [00:03:00] I'm not gonna do you like, you don't wanna do that. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Um, but people, it's literally a psychology thing. So like, when it's literally Starbucks is the start to it. So you'll get like a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, right?

Mm-hmm. And think, oh my God, it's back to school shopping season. Yeah. So then you pay, then you're out spending more money for back to school shopping. You're like, oh, it's fall. I gotta decorate for fall. But it's August. Yeah. It's not fault. The leaves aren't coming down. Are you stressing me out right now?

I'm just saying like, is that not crazy? Because I'm, think about it, what do I have in my hand while I'm going back to school shopping? A pumpkin, high latte, cold foam, whatever the fuck you. I'm drinking it. And I'm like, no, you can't get that binder. That thing's like $7. Mm. This got caught. Go in the tax packet three to four.

Three to four. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I like that one. Yeah. No, you can't get the Xbox controller. No, no. We're school shopping. Yes. And it's like they want the cloth full. The cloth binder that like zips up. Yeah. That thing like 10 bucks. I didn't get one of those. I didn't either. I wasn't like, I got those paper binders that fell apart like 10 [00:04:00] days in school year.

You just put some duct tape, colored duct tape on it and you were good. Mm-hmm. Or you get like a little binder or what is it? Like the book covers, everyone would get book covers and I'd have to like tape a, I do that. I would tape like a, I would tape my notebooks with tape, like the colorful tape. I do Like red or like, no, we did like a lunch bag.

One of the cool thing like a brown paper lunch bag and, oh, I didn't do that. Anyways, that was a little step down my, my bad. That's what I always did. And then I drew on it much. Amanda is tape it on the book and you draw on it. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. Mm-hmm. Anyway, so, um, literally I just thought that was insane.

Like they are, they're only consumed in the fall. I'm sorry. I just really wanted to talk about pumpkin spice lattes. I was kind of excited about. You were at home and you were like, what am I gonna write about pumpkin spice lattes? That's crazy. Mm-hmm. There was also, I saw a Twitter war where this one girl was like, it's not that basic to drink a pumpkin spice latte.

There is. I'm tired of being discriminated in cold basic for drinking a pumpkin spice latte. I was like, discriminated [00:05:00] for your pumpkin spice, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. Like I'm gonna get some hate for this, but I walked into my job today and I was like, ass white bitch. Top pumpkin spice lattes back. I don't think it's discrimination to say like it is a white bitch thing or that it's like a basic thing.

To be fair, my male coworker was like, pumpkin spices back. And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's what's up. He was like, let's go. And then we literally got pumpkin spice last night. Spice latte today. Exactly. Well Hai today and yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot you got I latte pumpkin cold with chi. That too basic for me.

Oh, I get a pumpkin spice latte. I have one. Okay. I've one. Stop calling me a Fox News anchor, bro. I'm over it. I'm trying to live past that. Oh, I was supposed to, I was literally gonna dye my hair so I didn't look like a Fox news it anymore. Not to do it. She told me not to do it. I was gonna do it anyway. No, my lady who does my hair said not to do it.

Yeah. She said she would not do it. She would look ridiculous. No, it wasn't. 'cause it would [00:06:00] look ridiculous. She said it would look really good. It's just my hair is damaged and falling out from all the bleach. So that's why I didn't do that. Well, you'll shout. I don't care. I'm not ashamed. Most of my hair's fake.

I'm not ashamed of that. You know what, I'm gonna be real, you know, 'cause everyone has those unrealistic beauty standards or whatever. I'm gonna be real. Yeah. My hair fake. That's right. Mm-hmm. You tell 'em. Mm-hmm. My hair's real. Okay. Good for you. It's great. Good for you. Okay. Did you see the clips of the Love Island reunion?

I, I saw small clips. Did you see the one where I didn't see a lot? They were dogging on, um, Hooda because she said she couldn't talk about her relationship. Nobody explained it. So she's sitting there and it's like the reunion of all the people and the, you know, the, who are the people who like run the thing?

The the, the show host? The, the show host. The host. Like the coast? Yeah, the the coast. The, the co. The co-host. The Cohot hosts, the couples. The host that are hosts. Yeah. So they, um, they're sitting there and they're like, [00:07:00] what are they doing? They're like, my bad. I forgot. Oh yeah. They're like, oh my God, Huda, we saw you were with someone who is that?

And she was like, I'm sorry, I can't speak on it because, and they were like, you can't speak on it. Like, why? And she was like, Netflix, Netflix won't let me speak on it. And then everyone was like rolling their eyes and like being like like, oh, Netflix. And she was like, my, the person I'm talking to signed a contract with Netflix that they can't talk about their relationships publicly.

That means I can't talk about our relationship publicly. And everyone was mean to her about it. Like they were, they were dogging on her. I mean, girl just ain't trying to get sued. Yeah. I'm like, leave her alone. Like. I've noticed that a lot of them are a lot of meaner to her after the show stop. Yeah.

'cause she's more successful than them. I, I was gonna say, they're always gonna come for the person that got the most clout out of it. Mm-hmm. And she definitely did. Like, her following is ridiculous now. Mm-hmm. Which, I mean, she showed out, she did what she was supposed to do on TV and showed the fuck out.

Yeah. Like, yep. She did what she she was supposed to do. Yeah. She was twerking, shaking [00:08:00] ass. I know. She was going crazy. She was, I know I here for it. She was kissing other people's mans and shit. I was like, ah, she was playing the game's I'm supposed to do I That's what you're supposed to do. And they're like, how could you kiss my man?

I mean, but it's love. My, my question though is like, you know, you're going on Love Island. You know, none of these people are loyal. Period. You know what you're getting into. So why are you acting like that's your man? You've known him two days. Yeah. Real. That's not your man, and that's not your girl either.

Yeah, you do. You do not know these people and y'all all sleeping with each other. I need to get tested. It's literally that part, that part I saw some stuff on that I was like, damn, y'all making me stressed. Yeah. I'm like, wasn't he just kissing her and she was, oh my god. I know. I saw that. Like when the, when the bombshells will come in and they'll make out with each person individually.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, oh my God, y'all just passing that spit. Oh. Oh, y'all got mouthwash? No, they don't got mouthwash. And you know, the worst part is like, this is a film, so like. They're genuinely like taking breaks. And then they're like, yeah, and I kiss that person. Mm. And they're like, yeah, all right.

And then they get into that love making kiss. Then they're like, oh, [00:09:00] pause just a second. I need more tongue. What? I'm stressed that what stressed me out so much. But she played the game. She did what she had to do. She did. She did what? And now she got her clout and she's doing her thing. So, and then everyone's mad about it.

I don't, people are gonna hate because they didn't get as much. They're all mad about it. And I'm like, but I wanna throw that in there for rally rap. 'cause she's from Raleigh. So I was like, period. We were ing the girls from Raleigh. Now story times. Okay, so they're this, these are all birthday theme because your birthday coming up, she's still not a millennial, she's still Gen Z, but it's her birthday. You don't graduate to millennial. You stay Gen Z and you are. Just like to point that out. I don't know why you would want to be a millennial.

Well, no offense, no else. Nobody said I'm, you. Just call me a millennial because I do things that you said are a millennial. No, I've never called you a millennial. I say you act like a millennial. See, but I've always called you Gen Z and it makes you like, I don't even know what these things are. Like it stresses me out.

I, how does that stress you out over here? Like, I'm Gen X. What the fuck is a Gen X? My mom's a Gen X too. What is that Like? What does it matter? What [00:10:00] is that? Well, she'll be like, oh, I'm Gen X. I grew up different than you, so I'm big. I'm tough. I mean, we all grew up different. We're like freaking 20 years apart from each other.

What you expect, like back then they didn't even have like light switches. They had, they was walking around with lamps in a, with a hat, like with a kone hat and like a nightgown. Yeah, we, we worried about when the lights go out. Lights was always out back then talking about they was walking around like.

The lights, not honey. Have a good night. All right, I'm gonna cut off the light.

We was over here. Difference between me and my girls Tom. She don't even know what a Game Boy is. Oh wow. Damn girl. You don't know what a Game boy is. What are you talking about? That what you get. Air it out is what I got. Air it out. She knows what a Game Boy is. I actually don't know what a Game Boy is. I was acting shocked.

That's why I said, I said you don't even know what a game boy is. I don't, I really don't know. It was a little [00:11:00] control of you. Like flipped up. There was like blue ones it up. There was gray ones. There was pink ones. The metallic pink. I had the metallic paint. Okay. I'd sit over, this is, this is how old I am.

I'd sit over by the heat vent because the heat only stayed on for a certain amount of time and it would get cold and so I'd be over by it playing the game. 'cause would gets so cold and I had to keep warm over there because. We had furnaces back then, period. I also had a furnace back at my old place.

Mm-hmm. It was like a little furnace. Mm-hmm. But I don't know if that was like, you know what, anyway, so I had like a little, I had a little iPod, like little, you know what I'm talking about? First, we didn't even have have those until like, I was born in 2004. So I was born in 1997. What you It's just like the 19 before.

I know. I'm like in the ancient realms, like 19 way back in the 1990s. Like what? What 19? I'm stressed. What do you mean? [00:12:00] Like, and we were talking about it. She didn't understand that like back then you couldn't use the house phone and the internet at the same time. I didn't know that either. Oh, that's stressful.

I had the house phone though, and internet. That's stressful. We used the house. I was using the house phone. Couldn't. You couldn't do that. Like it would cut out. Yeah. Now you both don't get to do nothing. Yeah. Damn. No. That really sucks. Internet was like. It was one line back then. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They, they advertised it like, you can get this one line of internet, don't use your, your computer while you use your, they didn't even have computers.

I don't know what, what I'm talking about. What girl? No, no. They had the home, the home phones. Damn. I had a home phone. I had home phone growing up, up big box computers. The big Yes. Yeah. Yes. I get on there and I'd be watching Justin be proud that baby, and I'd be listening to the little, um, sorry, you know how it's spelled out.

And they'd be like, baby, so that I could learn music like the song. Yep. Oh, love that for you. I did that with Katy Perry. It was like, ET you are so hypnotizing. And I would be dancing it. I didn't understand what it meant until my [00:13:00] grandma was like, you forgot to stop saying that. And I was like, what?

They're just talking about aliens. That's what I thought. Because the music video, I was like, they're talking about a bar out in Mars, motherfuckers. I know, right? But I didn't know, I didn't know that either. I was like, and my grandma's like, stop that. And I'm like. It's just Katy Perry, bro. I hid my, I hid shit so bad.

My parents, and then it got crazy when Teenage Dream come out and she was coming out with those fucking yeah. Top TAs with the, was that the opposite? No, that was California girls. Oh yeah, that one. My grandma went eight crap over there where she was like, yeah. And she was shooting it out with the whipped cream out of her t Yeah, that was crazy.

I was like, I was like, KA Perry is a no-go. And I'm like, that's all that she left. I was like, that's all I listened to was Katy Perry. That was it. Anyway, moving on. Sorry. I wanna like get, I wanna the ball. I need it to fly. She, you need to get, you have something good in here. Yeah. Okay, so here's some little stories that I've collected.

They're all about birthdays. This one's a short one. A guy threw himself a party and asked for no gifts. Just presents like presents, like people being there. [00:14:00] Oh, his friend bought an expensive gift for him anyway, and when he didn't open it right away to avoid awkwardness, the friend stormed out saying he was ungrateful.

Who do you think was wrong? I feel like a psychology teacher. I don't know. That's stressful. 'cause I, I always see both people's perspectives. Oh. So like, I get it. Like, he didn't want presents, but like, stop being a mean butthole. Like what do you mean? I, I don't Your friend got you a present bro. He said he didn't wanna open it right away.

Okay. Well he didn't have to open it right away. But your friend got you a present. So just take it to avoid awkwardness. It's not like he gave it back. It says he didn't open it right away to avoid awkwardness. But then the friend stormed out when he didn't open it saying he was ungrateful. Oh. Like instantly stormed out.

Just Oh no, no. The, the friend was wrong. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Like what that's gonna be. I didn't listen to the whole sentence. I'm not lie to you. I kind Why are you not? Listen, listen. I'm in and out. What? You, you, you stopped me when you were like presence, like presence, presence. And I was like, I was trying to explain and my brain glitched for like a whole 20 seconds.

I was trying to explain like the [00:15:00] presence of people I know. Like presence? Yeah, like aura. But she said presence. You kept saying the its part. Okay. No gifts. Just like people, I should have said that I should have. Okay. Whatever, whatever, whatever. I'm saying it the same way you said it. I think they're both in the wrong, they're both in the wrong because what I do for do for every birthday, I'm confused.

So he, so he didn't open the, you know, they're both wrong because he shouldn't have, he shouldn't have been like, he should have, he, well actually there's not enough detail for me to like actually go about this. I know it's birthday. I don't wanna open a prison on my birthday. I don't have to do it on my birthday.

It's my birthday. Are you doing the Tyler, the creator meme? Right now, you, you got me a birthday gift on my birthday. You got me birthday. My birthday and my birthday. It's my birthday girl on my birthday. If you do that your whole birthday, I am, I'm gonna leave. You gonna do that? I'm gonna keep doing it all day.

I'm gonna be like, oh my God, you got me a birthday present on my birthday? It's my birthday. Oh my God, it's my birthday. You gotta learn the full mean first. I know. I gotta do it first. I'm gonna go home and practice that shit. I'm gonna be like on my birthday. I'm like 90% sure that's [00:16:00] wrong. It's 1000% wrong.

I'm not 90% sure. I'm 1000% sure I'm saying that wrong. Okay. I just learned it the other day. Well, okay, so now that I've like reread this very short thing, I'm gonna say the person who was wrong was a person storming out because like That's selfish. Yeah, you're being really selfish. It's their birthday.

They literally, it's their birthday. I try not to say it in that word. Yeah, it's my birthday stop. I cannot, I cannot. I know Friday night, that's all you're gonna be doing. It is my birthday. Birthday. It is my birthday. On my birthday you gonna gimme, gonna hand you Week of my birthday. I'm gonna hand you, it's my birthday.

I'm gonna hand you, you're gonna do that. When I hand you your gift, I'm over it. So anyway, next one. Mm-hmm. It says, my best friend of 12 years planned a surprise 30th birthday for me. Sounds sweet. Right? Except she knew I hate surprises. I told her for years that being the center of attention makes me panic.

The night of, I thought we were grabbing dinner instead. 40 people jump out, yelling, surprise, including my ex and his new girlfriend. I literally froze and had a panic attack. I left early, embarrassed and overwhelmed. My friend [00:17:00] later said, I ruined the party and embarrassed her in front of everyone. We haven't spoke since.

Now mutual friends say I'm ungrateful and she was just trying to be nice. So am I the villain for not faking my way through a party. I didn't want, I was the ex there. I don't know. That's the biggest problem here. Why? Why was ex and ex's girlfriend there? Like, I'm stressed. Like what? Okay. If they took out the ex and the girlfriend?

No, like either way. I used to. I can't, I don't like, like don't have people come to my table and ing to me while I'm eat like that. I used to crawl under the table. Don't do that shit. I literally will crawl under the table. I don't like all that attention. Like why are they clapping and seeing It's stressing me out.

Oh no. And 40 people. No. Now I'm having a panic attack. I'm in the bathroom trying to ice cube my face to get my anxiety attack down. I'm not enjoying my birthday. On my birthday, girl. I cannot. I don't know. Like I'd say the ex and the new girlfriend was, is doing it for me. Why is yo ex there? Why? Why did they think that was a good idea?

Is a good question. Yeah. No. Why is the new girlfriend there? [00:18:00] Really? No. Why is the ex there? Why is the ex and and the girlfriend? Well some people are cool with her exes. No, she wasn't cool with her ex. That's why she included the ex part. Yeah. She could've said, my ex's girlfriend was there. Yeah, you right.

But she said my ex and my ex's girlfriend. Yeah. No. Why are they there? She don't fucking friend of them. Your friend's fake. Your friend fake. Yep. Your friends off fake ass. So why'd you fucking out? You said fake. I wanted to do it for myself. I can't with you today. You hyper. You hyper. I'm on low sleep.

Girl. Are okay? Are surprise parties? Always a good idea. So obviously you answered that with your No, no, no. Okay. I mean, if you know that whoever you're throwing the party for is like, not. I mean super bi, I mean they're okay with surprise parties then. Yeah. But like if you throw a surprise party for me, I'm stressed.

How you know someone's okay with a surprise party. Like you know, by there I'd throw you a surprise party. You'd be okay. You'd be like a, it's my friends and my [00:19:00] ex. I'm so happy. I would be little but me if you did that. I know. Wrap this up. I'm going home. I wouldn't do that to you. Wrap this up wall. I would never surprise party.

You ever, ever Don't do that. I would not do that. Don't do that to me. No one's doing that to you. Don't to me. It's my birthday on. Lemme call a few people. It's my birthday on. My birthday parties off. No, I'm kidding. So is the person, the birthday person obligated to perform their happiness at this party, do you think?

No. If I wanna be sad, I'm gonna be sad. I don't owe anybody. It's her birthday. Yeah. I don't owe anybody anything. What you talking about? If I wanna be a bad mood on my birthday, I will. Okay. Damn. Like I'll sit there. I'm open a corner if I want to leave by. So what's the line between like thoughtful and being like tone deaf?

It's my birthday. I don't care. There's no line. No line. Miss bitch, this is my day. I came outta my mama's Hoo-ha. On this day. That's the answer for everything. You gonna be like, birthday, birthday it. It's my birthday. It's my birthday, it's my date. [00:20:00] Is this your birthday? No. No. Okay. I see you. I'd say the line would be like.

Honestly, I, I, I would, I'm not like super mad that they did the surprise party. Mm-hmm. But I am mad that they brought the ex and the girlfriend. Like that's, I think that's the line between tone deaf that was far above the line and maybe 40 people is a crazy, like 40 people is crazy big. Like maybe 20 oh oh opposites.

Okay. Okay. Three is like reasonable. All my friends are all here. It's a one night, it's cute. Three like, we're gonna watch tv. What about six? All 20? Where are we gonna, we gonna sit 20 people? Yeah. I don't know. 20 people can be by that. Stress me out. Not my house. Dirty. Yeah. Well, what if it's not your house?

They house dirty. It's not your problem. I mean, how big is the house? A lot of these things come into play now. My anxiety acting up now. My Virgos coming out. Wait, um, like have you been to my mom's? Yeah. Like the size of her. [00:21:00] No. Like a three bedroom? No. Yeah. Okay. If it's a six bedroom, yeah, a six bedroom.

I can hide one of the bedrooms. Oh, those room. The closet. Closet. Have one of the bedrooms. I'm going back in. Do people even have six bedroom houses? That's crazy. Yes, they do. Yeah. 'cause there can be six people living in a house. Yeah. Okay, next story. Next story, girl. For my daughter's first birthday, I bake a small smash cake just for her and ordered big fancy cake for guests.

My mother-in-law insisted we didn't need two cakes, but I wanted my baby to have her cute moment during the party, right before we sang, mother-in-law took a huge knife and cut the baby smash cake for guests completely ruining it. I confronted her and she said, cake is cake. Stop being so controlling. My daughter didn't even get to smash it or try it.

Now my husband says I'm overreacting and his mom didn't mean harm, but I can't help feeling my boundary was disrespected on my baby's big day. I'm sorry, but first of all, you ain't marrying your mama. Mm-hmm. So you better, you better take your wife's side in front of everybody. You can talk about it behind closed doors, but [00:22:00] the, your mother-in-law then thinks she's got all this control.

'cause you're, oh, it's okay. No. Yeah. Wait. It's my child. She came out my hoo-ha. What do you mean? You gonna tell me what he came out? You can talk to him. Like, what do you mean? No, I'm gonna smash my baby's head if I want to. Yeah. Well is that what you do? That That's what Smash Smash cake. I don't wanna smash where you specifically smash.

Like they can either smash it or you smash they head into, I thought it was where they, I've never done it, but they did. I don't know. I'm thinking about like. You, you just gonna take the baby's head and like, I mean, how old the baby? How old the baby man? I'm like, wait, this is how old's baby? I thought a baby's smash cake was where they got to like, just dig in mean they can eat it, but you know, you can smash baby cake.

You wanna just Yeah. Like you're not actually going like, you like, ah, and then they're like, oh the baby. And they're like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, no, I dunno what you're talking, I'm thinking of it both ways. I know it could go either or. I could see both. Depends on what type of parent you are.

I, I could see both. I [00:23:00] could see both. Okay. Okay. So is, is this a petty cake issue or a control or boundary issue? I mean, it's definitely a boundaries. At the end of the day, if that's your kid, you get to decide what happens. Like, and she already set those boundaries saying she set them very clearly and she said, this is for this, this is for that.

Mm-hmm. And the stepmom, I mean the, not the stepmom, the mother-in-law, mother-in-law obviously intentionally did that. Mm-hmm. It's like that boy mom thing. I don't know if y'all have seen like the boy mom thing where. Yeah. Or they wanna like be with their son. I, well, I don't think they wanna, no, I don't wanna say it's a thing.

Say that. It's a thing. It's a thing. I don't care. It's a thing. I've, I saw this, it's a thing one where it was like a, this girlfriend was like watching her boyfriend play a football game, right? Mm-hmm. And it was like high school and then she was like, oh, football game. Yay. Yeah. And, um, the. The, he, the game ended, they won and his mom came flying down the bleachers.

Yeah. And like ran up to him and hugged him, like straddled [00:24:00] him in a hug. Like, you know what I'm talking about, like straddled, like jumped up and like Yeah. And then like the girlfriend was like, that was weird. And like she posted, I don't pictures. Physical contact. I mean, I think it stems. So physical contact with your mother is a given?

Yeah. Period. Like cuddling with your mom, like mm-hmm. I mean, come on. Like, that's your mom. But like, I think once it borderlines on, like you're taking a special time away from the other person, like gender reveals. Mm. Oh my gosh. Yes. Have you seen those where like the wife and the husband will be standing there?

Mm-hmm. And soon as the balloon pops, the mother-in-law, it's Ah, right there. And she's hugging 'em before the wife can. Yeah. That's crazy. That's taking a special moment away. Yes. Let them have their moment and then you go over there, I think, but like, cuddling your son. Like, I don't care if my son's freaking 36, I'm gonna still cuddle.

Yeah. I didn't, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, IM, it was just like, I'm teddy bear jumping on him, but like, yeah, that's, I mean, do what you do, hun. But like, I saw a few videos on it where like, people were reacting to it and it was just like, the way that it was, it was, it was like, [00:25:00] it was a little, especially 'cause like in the video, it's like the, the girlfriend like running to hug him.

Oh, so they were both running? Yeah. I feel like, Ooh, I, my popcorn, like, what is going on right now? I'm like, oh. I just, I'm thinking like, oh, for a man. You doing all that? All that poor man is crazy. Like y'all like running at the same time to hug this guy. He's feeling love. He's feeling love. He's feeling what he's supposed to be feeling.

That's good for him, you know? But oh, there was another one where I saw the mo the mother-in-law, like object to their marriage. Oh, that's crazy. You're done. You're never speaking. You don't even get to be in my life. I know. What do you mean? Like they were, I object to you being near me by like, what are you talking about?

I object to your presence. Yeah, your presence by it's gone. Security. Security. Get that lady outta here. No, it was literally, it was literally like, um, does anyone object? And she was like, me. Yeah, you're gone. Like front row and everything. I don't even care if that was a joke. That's just too much at a wedding.

That's not a [00:26:00] joke. That's crazy. That is not joke. I'm saying even if there was like, I'm just joking. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're done. That's not a joke though. Like, bye. You just ruined my special day for a joke or just to be. Just to be just, just to be married, you know, like, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, that's a lot.

Next one. My boyfriend organized a big birthday dinner for me at a trendy restaurant with 15 friends.

Everyone ordered cocktails, appetizers, steaks, the works. But when the bill came, my boyfriend suggested splitting it evenly, but I barely ate. I had a salad and one glass of wine. The total per person was $110. A couple of friends baed saying they didn't order that much, and one even asked shouldn't the birthday girls meal be covered?

It turned into an argument right there at the table. Someone paid for me, but the group chat exploded later with people calling each other cheap or tacky. My boyfriend says I should have covered my own dinner to keep the peace. I feel like I didn't even ask for this dinner. Who's right? I'm not paying for shit on my birthday.

No one should pay for nothing on their birthday. What do you mean? I'm not paying for shit on my birthday? Mm-hmm. And he talking about split. He broke. [00:27:00] Yeah. Find you a man that got money or like Okay. You making your friends split the bill too? Yeah. That's crazy. Or like you, if you're inviting everybody, this is my take.

If you're inviting every single body out and you're doing the whole shebang, you should be ready to pay. Yep. Some people might offer and that's okay. But like go in with the expectation that that's why you only invite two friends. Mm-hmm. Or, or like do something where it's like a party theme. You know?

Like I've seen people do stuff where they like go to like my family be gonna Pizza Inn, you know? Yeah. We've don't be judging. We've been going to Pizza Inn and having birthday parties and then it's like everybody's kind of covered and you just go get a pizza. Yeah. I'm taking everyone buffet, McDonald's buffet.

Okay. I like a McDonald's. Do you remember that big back meal they used to have where it was like a couple burgers. It was like supersized. Everybody splitting it, you get five fries. I wish they never stopped doing supersize. So you were allowed, allowed during supersize? I was. [00:28:00] That's crazy. Yeah, I was allowed for that.

I was really young, but I was big back enough to remember it. I bet's forever and ignore that. Oh, okay. Is your phone ringing? Yeah. You don't hear it? No, I. I'm not listening to your phone. I can't hear it. No, I think so it, it's, it's people should, should people always split evenly or pay for what they ordered?

I mean, it, it definitely depends on the situation. If it's a group of friends who all want to go out, it's not an occasion. Mm-hmm. Then you should pay for your own meals. Yeah. I'm not splitting your steak and baked potato and asparagus. This is hitting home. Okay. Okay. We are not gonna talk about it, but this is hitting home my bad.

When I got a little small salad. Okay. I'm not splitting that. Yeah, no, you shouldn't have to. I'm not doing that. That's crazy. We're gonna pick what we ordered. Mm-hmm. And we're gonna pay for that. I don't like that split evenly is even an option. That's that's crazy for me. It doesn't make sense. Like in my head I'm either like, okay, we all buy our own food or like, you know, like, a couple will get food together or something like that.

Or like, [00:29:00] one person will usually pay for all of it sometimes. Yeah. Like I, I like to, when I ask my friends, no sense to me what split evenly makes No. Yes. I'm never doing that. Yeah. No, I'm never doing that. No. Me neither. I don't, I don't like split. I've never, I hadn't even heard of that until like a few weeks ago and I was like, what do you mean split evenly?

I was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not paying for that. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Just, I'm not paying for your big bag. I'm already big bag enough when I'm not with you. I'm definitely not eating a salad. So, no. Period. And then like what do you think is like the best practice to avoid money Fights at group events.

Going with expectations? Yeah. To spend clear communic communication to spend money. Yeah. That's what I think. Or like what did you just say? I said to spend money. Yeah. Going with the expectation to spend money. If you're going, what do mean? Rewind. What was the question again? It was Best practices to avoid money.

Fights at group events. Expect to spend money. I mean, yeah, but like if I get a salad, I'm not paying for your steak. Yeah, no, that's valid. I'm just saying, so why gotta spend [00:30:00] money? You still spend money on the salad? I'm planning a $7 salad. Okay, so you're planning to spend And my water. So you're planning to spend $7.

Okay. Not 52. Plan to spend money, not 52. Yeah. Nobody wanna pay 52 for someone else's food. I agree. I agree. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I would say like the best practices is like you talk beforehand, I guess. I don't know. Like I don't even, I just think it's genuine. Like if you were raised correct, you're not correctly, you're not stupid.

Yeah. Like let's be honest. You like, I don't know what you want me to tell you, but like why would you go in with the expectation? Someone gets a salmon and someone gets a steak, someone gets a salad, but I'm supposed to split it evenly. I hate that whole, I'm still stuck on girl. I knew I was broke when I came in here.

That's why I got a $7 salad. Like what do you mean? I'm still stuck on the whole like the whole entire um. Split evenly. That's insane. Crazy. Yeah. That is crazy. I'm not, I don't, I don't know if I'm a fan of that. There, did you see that one thing with this girl where she was like, um, [00:31:00] I don't know if you guys saw it, like it was, she had a, um, she had a psychiatrist, right?

Mm-hmm. And she was. She was going to her psychiatrist appointments and she fell in love with him. Oh my gosh. And she like posted a huge long TikTok thing where she was like, I fell in love with my psychiatrist and he kept me. And it was 'cause he was like, see you next week or no, next month. 'cause it's a psychiatrist like you trying to get paid.

Yeah. I'm gonna be nice to you too. No, you're not mentally insane. Well, they didn't, people do this all the time. The people on TikTok found him and she was saying it was like her A DHD psychiatrist. So like for a DH, ADHD meds and stuff. You know, people on TikTok, they found her Plus she namedropping him.

They found her instantly. Yeah. No, they found the psychiatrist. Yeah, him. They found everyone. And her fa and her father and her mother. Yeah. Instantly. Well that's happened because y'all do that. That's scary. Mm-hmm. It had a lot of views. Like it had like, like 10 million looking at it. I was like, bro, that's crazy.

And she was over here like he kept me anyways. And he was in love with me back. And [00:32:00] he liked that He was smart. Like she was saying that he liked that. Like he was saying, she was saying he like kept a good. Composure around her because he was trying to keep his job and he knew how to act professional.

Yeah. He, but really deep down, he like wanted her and they were like, no bitch. Like he's working. Yeah. And that's where maybe it's not a DH adhd she was classified with. So the people did research on the psychiatrist, right. Oh lord. And he's, he's a schizophrenic specialist. I called this shit fast as fuck.

She over here a little bit, then Lala land. And he's like, it's okay. No, he's not sitting next to you. No, he's not. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Look at me, eyes on me. And she's like, so Parker Bar, bar, bar. She goes, so I, I had, I was talking to my therapist about this dream I had about him and it was a, it was a sex dream about him.

And she was like, you should tell him about it. So she got to her psychiatrist appointment. Mind you, when I go to a psychiatrist appointment, it's like, how do you feel? Yeah. Okay. [00:33:00] Do you wanna die? No. No? Okay. Probably shouldn't have done that, but we'll move on. Yeah. Yeah. That's literally what it's chop better next time.

Yeah. It's literally what It's So she, she, she, she tells him about her sex dream. 'cause her therapist told her to tell him about the sex dream, which your therapist sounds, she got two therapists? No, it's a psychiatrist, therapist. She got a psychiatrist. Yeah. Yeah, she's Well 'cause she's taking the medication.

You have to have a psychiatrist girl anyway. Is she in love with a therapist too? No, she said the therapist was a 75 5 74. 75-year-old woman. So, I mean, you like what you like, if you like, I mean, the therapist get girl, but, but she was like telling her about how she was like in love with her psychiatrist.

Mm-hmm. And like, she only saw him once a month and it like bothered her that, and the therapist like backed her and was like, yeah, you should tell him. Yeah. That, that's what she said though. Like, oh, that wasn, that wasn't the therapist, bro. I don't think she, that wasn't the therapist. I was like, that's a lie, bro.

And she was like, so she says that she like tells him this sex dream that she had and, and he, she's like, and he looks so [00:34:00] uncomfortable, like I put a mirror up to his fantasy. I'm like, oh no. He was, that's how he looked like he was uncomfortable. He got a wife at home, he died. He's stressed. That's what they said.

They, he like, yeah, I'm calling this, he's engaged, he's stressed. He was like, he's going home like I do. And he's like, and this girl did this to me and I'm scared. I don't want this time no more. I know. And she like, so she'll do lives and stuff. And people watch, obviously, like hella people are watching it.

'cause they're like, what, what's wrong with her? Da da? Like, everyone wants to figure out why she thought her psychiatrist was in love with her. Some people back her and they're like, no, he was grooming her. I bet they do. And, and I'm like, y'all saw him too, didn't she? I'm not gonna say. Yeah. I, I was like, I'm not even gonna say why they thought it.

I bet you do. I bet you do. But you know, there's always that half of the world that'll agree with something and then the other half agrees with the other person. Mm-hmm. There's always gonna be a 50 50. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But I get it sometimes, like, so in my head I was thinking like she just has a pair of social relationship with him.

You know, like where she's like thinking, you know what I mean? Like I was instantly [00:35:00] like. Yeah. Something wrong up. Something playing up here. Yeah, she's away. She's definitely got some stuff going on there, but, um, she was convinced that he was in love with her and it's been a whole thing, but she was going live and stuff and she started singing like Taylor Swift Outta Nowhere.

And she was like, oh, too. Everyone was like, hello? I'm gonna tell her what I tell everybody. Go get you a man and get a bag. Yeah. Get you a man and get a bag. He ain't real. Mm-hmm. I promise you. Who's no who is real? He's no a man who is real that she should get or miscommunicated. I mean, the psychiatrist is real.

Oh, okay. So get you a man who wants you bag. There you go. And that has a bag. Mm-hmm. And then you chase the bag too. She also put in her story that like she dated a guy who was a therapist. Therapist and he was talking about how like he had these like fantasies about his clients and then everyone was saying like, that guy wasn't real.

Let's think about it though. Like is she not setting this all up for clout? Yeah. Yeah. I So I thought about that too. I was like, maybe she's not even schizophrenic. Maybe [00:36:00] she's just playing this shit out. Yeah. And the psychiatrist is in on that. I'm sorry. I apologize. The nipple? Yeah. Are you apologizing?

This is a nipple. Oh, this is a nipple. And this is the ola. Anyway, the psychiatry. I'm not even like, I'm not entertaining this. I'm not entertaining you. You started it, you said this is the nipple. I didn't say that you did that. I did that earlier before the camera was on. Yeah, but that was funny. I just thought that, but yeah, so I don't know.

I thought that was crazy. And the fact I think that, I don't think the psychiatrist is in on it. 'cause he kind of got like leaked and I think he got his like, oh, I'm sorry, psychiatrist. Yeah. I did not mean to frame you. He's probably, you're not framing him. She is. There's probably like, okay, when it comes down to it, there's probably her and like people encouraging her Yeah.

To tell this story. And it's not real. That friend is not your friend. That friend is not your friend. That friend is not your friend. If she is telling you this is okay, she is not your friend. Yeah. And she's probably, [00:37:00] I mean, she probably made the amount of views and the stuff on that video she probably made about like, you know, four months worth of rent.

Yeah. Off that video right there in like a week. I'm gonna continue this crap. Yeah. I'm gonna get on live and Taylor Swift, the shit out of people. Yeah. No. How, I don't know what that means. Taylor Swift, the shit out of people. She's gonna start singing and act crazy. Yeah, true. She was doing that, but she got money and the views they send in hearts after hearts and spaceships.

Mm-hmm. You seen the cowboy hat? Yeah. The mustache. She's gonna there Taylor Swift and it's like, and the cowboy hat with the mustache pops up. She's like, yeah, I'm making all money. She's like, yeah, let me continue. Mm-hmm. There was one person who went in, the comment was like, you're so pretty. Do you have diabetes?

And she's like, no, to the diabetes, but thanks for the pretty part. Yeah. I was like, bro, I don't know. That's so, that's so, you know. I mean, do what you do. I don't know. I can't tell you what to do. Yeah. Yeah. They were, they were, they were talking about the whole nine yards on her life. I was just in, I was intrigued.

I watched the whole thing. I literally haven't even heard about it. I watched all the parts. All of 'em. There's like 64 [00:38:00] and I sat there and watched Che With your, on the computer. My Cheezit No, on my phone. And I swiped. Yep. With my Cheez-Its, yeah, I was watching it. It was good. And then I gotta to the point where I wanted to watch it without having to swipe.

So I looked up a YouTube compilation and that shit had like 40 million views. I was like, damn, I should have thought about that. Yeah. Should have made a YouTube compilation of our, like telling the story. So I was sitting there on my couch with my cats, with the cheeses, watching it. And the whole time I was like, that is crazy.

Yeah. And then the Taylor Swift pops up. Yep. The little eclipse from the live. Why she gotta include Taylor? 'cause she just got engaged. Taylor Swift just got engaged. That's probably why she's thinking about Taylor. Did you see that? I did see that. Yeah. It was a cute picture. It was cute. I was like, MI know.

I saw someone who does like the, what is it? The what's the business pyramid? The pyramid schemes. Pyramid schemes, yeah. I saw someone who was in a pyramid scheme. I fell for that once. Girl what, what pure whiskey was, I forget the name of it, but it was like, I know I'm not airing [00:39:00] out their business. Their business probably still running somehow I off of 10-year-old girls, like I bet it was like the monogram.

You know what I'm talking about? They had like monogram bags. I ain't out my business like that. It was, that was embarrassing time in my life. It was. Or like what I people say, Mary Kay, are you trying to get me ear it out? Well, I just, are you embarrassing me? I was just talking about pyramids. I got interested in the fact that you said you were in a pyramid scheme.

No, pyramid schemes are really fucked up. Y'all are like making money off of people's souls. Yeah. And thinking they gonna get rich. Mm-hmm. That's messed up. Like y'all ain't nice. I saw one guy try to recruit a girl through a date for a pyramid scheme. That's crazy. Like she was recording it. They're dedicated though.

Yeah. I'll give you that. He like asked her on a date and was like, you're not making as much money as me. But she like lived alone. He had like two roommates in an apartment. She like had her own house and she was like, no, I think I am. Like, I'm good. And he's like, no, I make like a hundred thousand every two weeks.

Yeah. And it's like, do you, do you show me your bank account right now? Overdraft. Overdraft. Overdraft, yeah. No, but they're doing that. Yeah. They're like [00:40:00] doing the weirdest shit. Like they'll probably be at the bar and they're like. Hey, dancing on someone like, mm mm Have you made more money? Yeah, girl. Oh, you wanna step outside to talk about this?

I got you. Gimme a second. Oh, you like my shirt? You can sell 'em. Yeah. Make hella money. I make, I know a couple, $1 million an hour. I get mine from Walmart. The most expensive shirts at Walmart. 10 99. Nah, they're going up. Walmart prices are going crazy up. I'm like, all right, chill out now. I know. As soon as I bend over, split my pants.

What are you talking about? No, I'm not gonna lie. They're really durable. Mm-hmm. No, they got good clothes, but it used to be cheap. I used to get the t-shirts and they were like $5 for like one of those big, like the men's shirts. Mm-hmm. Oversized little 8 79. Now 8 79 is crazy. Who do you think I'm going to Ross?

Right? Right. Ross is cheaper than Walmart. When did that happen? Don't flex out, Ross. 'cause then they gonna shut them down too. And I [00:41:00] need Ross. Everybody. No, everybody already go to Ross. I feel like everybody know about Ross. I like Ross. I'll be going there. Burlington. Burlington, Marshalls. Mm-hmm. All of them.

They're all getting, they're all getting cheaper than Walmart. Yep. That's crazy. Dollar General clothes work pretty crazy too. Yeah. I used to go to, I'm not Hundred Dollar General, I used to go to, there's like a, there's a certain limit that I go to and like Good for you. I'm not wearing Dollar General clothes.

I used to go to Dollar General with my dad all the time. Literally every single night. Why'd you just make it some like cute story? Yeah, it is a cute story. I used to go, I used to with dad literally every night. Dad up at him. I would get Takis, I would get all this stuff and he would just let me get it.

He would let me get Takis and of course girl, he was only spending 10. Yeah, yeah. True up. Whatever you want in the store. Oh. 25 cent. 25 cent. Because you know, back in the day, dollar General. Oh, you talking about like Family Dollar? No, I'm talking about Dollar. No, dollar General. But it's family dollar prices.

Yes. Mm-hmm. No, that's what I'm saying. I don't that 'cause either I'm going to Dollar Tree. Mm. [00:42:00] I'm going to Walmart. I like Dollar General. I'm not doing that in between steaks. They got milk at Dollar General. I'm not drinking no milk from Dollar General. What's wrong with Dollar General? Have you seen little steaks from Dollar General?

Yeah, that should look bitches. You put 'em on the grill. I've seen someone, I didn't cook it personally 'cause I'm not doing that, but I saw someone on TikTok and they put it in the pan and it just disappeared. What do you mean it just disappeared? It was so sticky. You're lying bro. What do you mean look it up?

What do you mean it just disappeared? It disappeared. It was so small. It was like this big, the steak. Oh. It was like a tiny little steak and then they put it on the grill. Why would you put that on on the grill? Cook it in the pan. How is you gonna cookie? Gonna raw Dogg it? Yeah, I would, I would just eat it.

All right. Next subject. Okay. Subject. You asked the wrong person. I know, I, I feel like I had more to say. It's not, but the color, like the thing is, is like it being raw, it's, it's not even red. It's brown. I'm not eating that. Okay. Good for you. Don't eat it then you eat it. I would, I like, I like meat, bro.

Pause. I like meat though. Like I [00:43:00] like, I like, yeah, you do. No. Pause. I said pause. That means pause. No, I like meat. Food, meat, food, meat. You're being a freak, bro. Qui me a freak. I'm being quiet. Okay. Steak, beef. I'm being beef chicken. I just don't, I don't really like pork. Sorry. Yeah. God forbid. Continue. Next subject.

God forbid. Next subject. No, I had more to say. So the Dollar General, the clothes there are pretty good. Mm-hmm. But they're kind of expensive. They got $10 pants at Dollar General. Walmart Roses. What? Roses? I forgot that even existed until just now. Literally. Oh my gosh. Like what happened to that? They used to be cheap too.

Roses, and it don't be good. It, it don't be good. Like this stuff is not always very mm-hmm. Great. You know? Mm-hmm. Makes me man. I wish it could be better. Yeah, I'm going to h and m. Yeah. If you're gonna Roses, you might as well go to H. You might as well go to H&m. You know what I [00:44:00] do kind of wanna check that though.

Like I wanna like look at prices there. 'cause I might be wrong. 'cause I feel like they got 3 99 shirts at Roses. I'm not wearing nothing for Roses anymore. I did when I was a kid. I wore Rose. Yeah, I haven't in a while. I did get they little pg PJ matching set. Ooh, those were good. Comfy little slippers.

They had onesies too, but I feel like the only like clothes they sell gives me like PJ vibes really like their real clothes don't look like real clothes. It looks like pajamas. It looks like PJ's. Yeah. I see that. My dad gets a lot of cargo shorts there, cargo pants, and they be good. Never seen their clothes.

I used to get my brass and underwear. I don know when I shopped their dressed like a girl, so, oh my bad. I forgot you did. I know right Point for a second too. I used to wear panties. I know. I used to wear a thongs one time. I one time I told Des one time I told Des I would pay her $500 if she wore a thong all day, she wouldn't do it.

I told, I was literally like, I will pay wearing a thong. You $500 if you were a thong all day. She was so against it. Haven't thongs in like 10 years, [00:45:00] bro. I couldn't imagine that thing being on my ass. They're not bad. Like thongs aren't like, no, not all these cake. I know she knew. Got a lot of ass, it pisses me, I don't even know what size I wear in like girl's drawers.

It piss me. I be wearing my boxes. She do. I'd be going to her house and she'd be like, what? I'm just in my boxer. I'd just be standing there like, I know I'll open the door. She like this. And her boxer, like, just arms out? No, at this point, I just opened the door and I'm like, come in. Yeah, come in, come on in.

Well, she'll, no, she'll scream from the other side of the door. She'll be like, um, oh, what is it? She'll be like, come in, come in. Like, open the door. I'm, she's scared. Like I'm doing some, no. First of all, obscene activities in there. No. I'm allowed to be scared of her doing obscene activities in there. I don't care.

I'm allowed, and I'm not gonna elaborate, but I'm allowed to be afraid. And so I knock, I knock on the door politely. Okay. Because I'm like, I don't know what she doing in there. Let me knock, knock, knock. She's [00:46:00] like, come in. It's fine. Well, the door's locked, so how am I supposed to get in? It's locked every single time too, too.

Every time she's like, just come in and I'm like, Ugh. And then you'll hear, yep. Coming downstairs and then I open the door, like, unlock it. You know? Or, or she'll send the kids. I'm being safe. I'm not trying to die. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Anyway, so. If you were ever to go on a vacation and you could bring one person in the entire world, in the entire planet, they have to be a celebrity.

Okay. Who you bringing? I'm like my girl. I be a You talking? They have to be a celebrity. I know. You're gonna pick Leo's kpi. No, not on vacation. Mm. Because like he's dope and everything. Love you. But like, I feel like we'd start getting stressed out with each other. Well, and Okay. I wanna make it better. I can't hang, like, I can't get drunk like that.

Like, I'm more of like a, I [00:47:00] like gimme one drink. I'm on the ground. Like that's all I got in me. The vacation is in the North Pole. Mm.

Um, I'm bringing in a polar bear. What you talking about? You. I'm not even a person. I'm not, I'm not gonna be cold. That's not a celebrity. Like you gotta bring a person. I'm bringing, I'm thinking. I'm bringing Keso. You've never seen queso? No. Like the gamer, you don't know who that is. They know who it is.

They know who it is. Yeah, they do. They know. I'm telling you. They do. I would bring queso. He's cool as fuck. I'm thinking of someone super hairy. Queso. It's queso, superhero. I gotta see this person when we leave. I'll show you right up. I'm saying I'm bringing anyone that can gimme some warmth. You bringing queso?

I'm bringing queso. He's fire as fuck. He's funny too. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah. I used to, my friend used to watch him and I used to kind of be like, mm, he kind of fine. And people dogged on me for it. He is kind of fine. I mean, I ain't judging you. Queso. Ain't shit wrong with queso. Ain't my type, obviously, [00:48:00] but you know.

Well, yeah, he is a dude. I know exactly. He's definitely ain't my type. Hey, definitely not your type. All right. What's the biggest struggle you've ever had in your entire life? Oh my God. What was that like? You jump from, who would you bring? Freaking, what was it, Antarctica or something? The North Pole. The North Pole.

Santa Santa's a celebrity. That's my answer. Santa period to dag on what? What's the biggest struggle you've ever had in your entire life? I'm doing, I'm at our q and a section. I'm sorry. My bad. Did they ask me these questions? Yep. Oh my God. Like that's stressful. Like when we ask for questions, I'm like, what's your birthday?

Like, what's your, we learned your birthday. What's your birthday? Not the year. What's your passwords? What street do you live on when you, no. Okay. What's your biggest trouble you've ever faced in life? Answer the question. I don't know. I feel like that goes too deep into a [00:49:00] subject I don't want go into.

Okay, that's fine. My biggest struggle I've ever dealt with life is trying to find a good shoe that's my size, because I got big feet and then she gonna say some shit like that. You know, like, like I feel, I'm thinking my feet too big. You don't even wear shoes. True. They be out Uhuh. I got shoes right now.

That's not shoes as slippers. This is shoes. This is a shoe. It's got a, that's a shoe. If it's hard at the bottom shoe. Oh, that's not a shoe, but, okay. If it's hard at the bottom, it's a damn shoe. I don't know. Navigating life. Yeah. Life's hard. I that, that's the biggest, that's the biggest struggle. Navigating life.

Life's hard. Trying to finish every single anime I can in one day. Biggest struggle. I don't know. I can finish some episodes. I'm that type of person that will literally fast forward through what I think is the boring parts and I'll be like, and then I'll stop and I'll be like, I don't do that. And then I'll fast forward and then I'll be like, I need the details and I can finish the whole two seasons in a day.

Mm-hmm. I need the details. I should be 24 episodes long. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, I'll finish it. I finished all, remember she was talking about me doing the [00:50:00] hunting wives watching that? I watched the whole thing in a night. I watched the whole thing in a night. I was, I watched it in a day too. Mm-hmm. I was hooked.

It was good. I was like, oh my gosh. Oh, news. And they're gay. Sorry. I exposed it. I mean, they're not gay, but they like, I mean, they're having gay sex. I mean, there was some nasty, so that would probably be gay. So there was sex in it. There was some illegal sex in it. Yeah. That was nasty. That was nasty. That was nasty.

Nasty. There was a lot of sex in it, but it wasn't all gay. Yeah. I don't know. When I hear gay sex, I think of like only gay sex. Like that girl won't only gay sexing. She was gay. Gay sex. I was gay. Illegal sex and husband sex and other husband sexing, other girl sexing. I know. I was like, oh my god, it's only seven episodes.

It's worse than love. I live fucking anybody I know. I was like, okay girl, period. I mean you a thing. And then when she told her husband that she like did all that. Damn. It was like, get o and I was like, ow. I mean he's rich. He can, I didn't like that. Slapped her though. Shit. I was like, I didn't [00:51:00] remember that part.

He beat. Yeah, he just slapped the shit. Slapped the shit out. She lowkey deserved it for being a pedophile though. Yeah, she was a ped O. Okay. If you haven't seen the hunting wives, you can skip this and watch it. No, watch it. That shit wasn't, I've been section as hell. I can't wait that the season two is coming out.

Oh my God. I'm gonna be right in front of the TV again. It was good. It was good. It was good. I like that. I like hanger as fuck. Literally it looked hanger. Yeah. If you watch her, you know what I mean? So you just spoiled it. That was me contesting her. 'cause sometimes she lies. What do you mean? Okay, first of all, I don't be lying about like that.

Mm-hmm. I lie about important things. Hanger. What do I mean? Because they were hanging off the cliff. Were they hanging off? Don't remember. See, I didn't lie. I don't remember. Hold on. Nope. See? And I don't remember. I genuinely don't remember, girl. I mean, it was a pretty big cliffhanger. If you watched it, you would know what I mean.

She'd be lying. I'm not lying. I watched the whole thing. I could tell you, I just told you about like the last part. Oh, I remember the girl went in there and [00:52:00] she shot the guy. The mom of the, the girl. She went or she shot? No, she shot the pa. The pastor's wife? Mm-hmm. I don't remember. Not last episode. It's literally a cliffhanger.

You don't remember who over the cliff? I don't get like, I don't remember things like she didn't watch the last episode. I watched it. I did watch the last episode. I know I watched the last episode. I was so hooked on it. I was so hooked. Because I remember that she told, she told her husband that she wanted to divorce him.

This is a disappointment. No, the blonde girl told her husband she wanted to divorce him. She did. Episode. How's Margo's brother doing in the last episode? Dead. Oh, 'cause he was off the cliff. Yeah. Okay. I forgot. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. Drove right off. Margo's brother know mind business. You drive off.

She shot him. She and then drove him off. See, this is why I said skip this. Oh, she pushed him off? Yeah. Oh yeah. And Margo's skipping was calling her. Okay, thank you. So I know she watched it. All right. Okay. Thank you. God forbid. I was like, wait, where are we going? Yeah, I don't remember things. Literally it was the last scene.

Like I just, the last scene I remember, I [00:53:00] don't remember shows. I remember important things like my life or like, you know, like my books. I love shows. I love shows too, but not like that girl, girl. I don't be invested like that. That I love. I love TV shows. I love TV shows. I'm like, damn, what's happening now?

Yeah. Because I ain't gotta deal with it. Like I get to turn off the TV and I ain't like that's it. Mm. I ain't gotta deal with it no more. Yeah. That's why I forget back to reality. But that's why I forget about it 'cause I don't gotta deal with it anymore. Yeah, I don't, that's why I don't like watching in-person shows, but I did it for you.

I don't like watching reality Erica. I, I just, I don't care about saying her name but she, she watched Sex in the City and she made me watch it. Don't wish that she made me loved it. I did love it. I really liked Sex in the City. I'm not gonna lie. I see it and I'll go and push down and keep going. It's good.

It's actually really good if you like the, well it's not the same, it's got the same like age range, like the hunting wives and sex in the city. Yeah. The only reason hunting wi is there was a lot of coochie. I know. 'cause they're gay. Exactly. She just admitted the gay, there was gay stuff in it. It [00:54:00] was not gay.

It was gayish. It was. It was a lot. I was literally thinking, I was like, this show's gonna be gay because de recommended me to watch it. There's gonna be gay. I was like, you gotta watch this show. You have to watch this show. And I was like, the show's gonna be gay. But I know everyone who was sitting on their couch and didn't watch the trailer was like, this is gonna be some southern cooking food.

And then it does look like it. And then bam. Like first scene. I was just talking about that first scene boobs. I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah. Warm a girl up. What is going on? I know like Margot comes in and she was just naked. Wow. I know. I was like just ass naked. I was like, oh my gosh. So at first I was like, hell yeah.

Love this character. Then she, she was a pedophile and then, yeah, she was a straight pedophile. I mean, I loved her. Other than the pedophile part, no, I can't, but you can't get past that. Can't get past the pedophile part. Like you can't get past that part. It's unfortunate they do that a lot. They do it in BoJack Horseman too, where they make characters like very lovable, but then they do something that's then put 'em a peds Super.

Yeah. Make 'em like a pedophile. Do something that's really fucked up. Am I gonna say what I was gonna say? What? I can't say that. Okay. [00:55:00] That's terrifying. I know. That's actually, no, it was the opposite of what you're thinking. Oh, okay. See, I know what she's thinking and I had to reverse it. Reverse reverse.

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, no, no. That's valid. No, no. But the, they'll, they'll have a character that's like super fun, super crazy, super woo, and then they'll like do something that's just really fucking mean. Yeah. Like, you like that or like you, what you killed like a baby. Like why you kill a baby? Yeah.

You know? Like, why'd you do that? They were even trying to romanticize Dahmer after the Dahmer movie. Yeah. Like with the Party Hardy, they like, speaking of, isn't it crazy? Mm-hmm. That when like people murder people, suddenly people are like sending them love letters. They're like, oh my gosh, you're so hot.

I wanna be your wife. Yes. The Night Stalker, bro, you wanna get stabbed in your sleep. I know. It was like, and they were like known for killing then. I know. The Night Stalker was crazy. Yeah. And he messed with children too. Mm-hmm. And Ted Bundy, they were all sending, I remember seeing his picture for the first time and it was like the one where he literally looked like, like he was like, like.

I could not get his face outta my head for so long. I just can't get [00:56:00] past the whole, like, you're killing people. You kill, you know, and you kill women. Like, you're like, like you're in jail for that. Yeah. Because you did that. But they wanna marry him. Yeah. They're like, oh, he's not gonna, the oblivious girls, he'd never do that to me.

Like yes he would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would. You turn over girl, it's over for you. Yeah. Like, that's terrifying. Yeah. That's worse than sleeping next to like a lion. Like man or bear. Man or bear. But you know what, bear every time who there was that one girl? Who was she? She killed a bunch of men and she was like, I, I would not be around her 'cause she's scary, but she like killed a bunch.

Well, I would be fine. I'm a woman. But she killed a bunch of dudes and she, she was like a swamp girl. Oh, I forgot her name. It was an American horse story hotel. But she's real, she's like a real person. I can't re I, last time I watched American, I don't know her name so long ago. Someone put that in the comments.

'cause I wanna, I wanna know. I wanna remember her name, but she like went and she killed a bunch of dudes. Just be like, vengeance. And she just killed EM'S crazy because she got sexually assaulted a lot as a kid. And so she mind my business. She just met men and killed them. [00:57:00] I mean, I don't think the random men have should pay for it.

They should not pay for it. The men who did it probably should pay for it. It, no, no, I wouldn't be, I would like, I literally would not have been mad her, I'm our business. I don't condo violence. Okay. No, I wouldn't be mad at her for killing her, her someone who sexually assaulted her. I'm sorry. That's just my opinion.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say that, but like, straight up my opinion, I wouldn't be mad at her if she did that, but she would, she'd have to serve time. That's justice. You know what I mean? But I, I'm being real. Yeah. I probably can't. I wanna run for president one day. I should not be saying that. I'm like, actually, we're just gonna kill people.

Honestly. They're gonna, we want, this is who you're voting for. We rewind, we're on. And she's like, you should kill people. No, I'm not saying you should kill people. You should never kill people. You should never take someone's life. Right. It's in the Bible. Rewind it back. Wait, it's in the Bible. I'm No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just saying if she did it, I'm not pissed at her. It's like she shouldn't do it. What do you think about when like someone, like a [00:58:00] girl gets raped or something, or guy, whatever it might be. Mm-hmm. And then the father or the mother then tries to kill the person for doing that to their kid. I mean, I mean, yeah.

I'm not mad at it. I'm sorry. Should you, you should not do that. You should not do that. But I'm not mad at it. You should do that. Okay. I'll say that. I don't think, we can't mess with my child in that way. Yeah. It's over. Well, I mean, yeah, you gotta do some, yeah. You gotta, yeah. Do something. I'm pretty sure if something like that happened to me, my dad would one a thousand percent, he would literally, it would be 10 seconds.

That's it. Yeah. It would be, that's all it would take. And I don't even think it's 10, 10 seconds that fast, you know? Yeah. But anyway, I wouldn't be mad at them, but just for my future election, I would like to say I'm not going to condone murder at all. I'm a Christian. I believe in God. And in the Bible it says not to murder. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? What are you talking about? In the Bible, it says not to [00:59:00] murder.

Okay? I would never murder someone. You know, other people should not murder someone. But I'm not mad at you. If you murder someone for doing something like that to you and p you know what, you know those people who go out and they like hunt the pedophiles? Oh my God. They'll like text. They'll literally text them.

You don't get to, you're giving me whiplash. You don't get to go back and forth. You're like, you should do it. No, you shouldn't. You should do it. No you shouldn't. Okay. Maybe not kill 'em. Just beat 'em up real good. You know? But like, you know those, you know those accounts, you know those accounts where people like fake, oh, they catch the pets, they catch the pedals.

They're like, yeah, wash those year. Girl. You know, my, when I'm doing my little cricket buzzing feet at night, what? Rubbing your feet together. You what? I'm talking about you rubbing your feet together, you doing cricket buzzing. I'll do that and then I'll be like this and I'll be like. And they're like, and they meet up with them.

Those are the, the ones I see are the ones where they meet up with them, they like camera, they're like, Hey, I know you're at Lowe's improvement and this is your job. But like, you remember that 12-year-old you talked to yesterday? Yeah, that's me. Yeah, yeah. That was me. And then they'll like run outta the store and they're like, this guy likes [01:00:00] little cats.

This guy likes all kids. They're like zooming out. And I'm like, yay. And I'm like, amazing. I love the show. And it is always the ones, that's always when I'm on the side of TikTok where it's like sensitive warning like, or warning sensitive content. This isn't sensitive. I love it. Yeah. I'm like that. That's a pedophile.

Getting his ass beat as it should be. You know? So like James Charles is a pedophile and everyone seems to forget that I'm not apologizing for anything I say on this show. I don't care. Link that out. No, no. Literally no. He's a pedophile and everyone, like literally no one talks about it. They don't wanna talk about it.

It's insane. And on that note, oh yeah. And on that note, I'm Elena. I'm Desiree. Until next time, I digress.