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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
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The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
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Listeners love when we do this type of thing, Victor, where we try food or drinks on the air, and they don't get to see it usually.
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But I'm recording this for our socials at Kay Bear one zero one FM.
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I was hanging out in Rexburg yesterday.
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Not yesterday, the day actually, both days, but most, mostly on Saturday.
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Okay.
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And, we went to this place called Running Through Sweets or something like that Okay.
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On Main Street in Rexburg.
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And they have a ton of sodas.
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Tons of different sodas.
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I got two new peach sodas.
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One was like Dublin, Texas sweet peach cane sugar soda, something like that.
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The other one was oh so peach, oh so good.
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And then I came across well, there was another soda I was gonna get you called, like, Jack Black's blood red soda, something like that.
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It has skull and crossbones on it.
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That sounds cool.
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I found out it's not Jack Black himself.
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It's just the soda shop decided to say, hey.
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This is Jack Black's soda.
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Okay.
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Well, still
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still sounds cool.
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But the one he brought, I mean, this is, top notch.
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This is Grandpa Joe's ketchup soda.
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I I and it it doesn't sound appealing.
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No.
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They had they had sweet corn soda.
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They had some weird stuff there, but I saw ketchup, immediately got it because I know you love ketchup.
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I do.
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It's one of my favorite foods.
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I'll eat it straight.
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No.
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Not really.
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You'll knock down ketchup packets in your office.
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You're not lying.
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That's right.
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You're not kidding.
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Hey.
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You can survive on them.
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Are they is this a twist off?
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Is the most important it is.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, there's only one cup available in the, the break room here.
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Okay.
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Well, one of us can have the bottle.
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Yeah.
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So there you go.
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Alright.
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It smells like ketchup a little bit.
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Oh,
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dude.
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This is not gonna be good.
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No.
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It is not.
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Because
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You little ketchup guy.
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This is not gonna be good.
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We looked at the ingredients on your morning show this morning and, saw that there was, let's see here.
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It's got ketchup in it.
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Filtered carbonated water, cane sugar, natural and artificial ketchup flavor, citric acid, and then sodium benzenate, and then the color color red 40.
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Oh.
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RFK junior, this is for you, bud.
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Great.
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So not only is it gonna be nasty, but who knows what it's gonna do to us.
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That's right.
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Best RFK impression right now.
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Making fun of,
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Oh, my god.
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I I haven't practiced that in a long time.
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Making fun of Victor and Peaches for drinking a Red 40 beverage on the new hour of madness and mayhem.
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And I haven't eaten any food, and I've just drank coffee today.
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So I'm kinda like that video we filmed the other day, eating a chicken sandwich.
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Don't give me grief for being shaky, people.
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Alright?
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I haven't eaten yet.
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One lady was just worried about you.
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I'm fine.
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I just needed food, and, you know, I haven't eaten since some sometime yesterday, for
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a boy.
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Yeah.
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Are you back to that one meal a day crap that you've been doing?
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Not intentionally.
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I just took a long nap last night, and I woke up at 9PM.
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It was like, oh, I have to go to bed.
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So Wow.
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Yeah.
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So I slept through, dinner time.
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But, I'm fine.
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I just need a sandwich or something.
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And after this show, I'm gonna go get lunch.
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So alright.
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Right now, we're trying grandpa Joe's
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shaking pretty bad.
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Ketchup soda.
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Here we go.
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Victor took the first swig.
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He's already making a sour face.
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It's not as bad as I thought it would be, but it's not good.
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You know?
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It it tastes like ketchup.
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The smell is the worst part.
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This actually wasn't bad at all.
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Yeah.
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It's got a lot of sugar in it.
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So, you know, it's it's a weird flavor.
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It's a weird flavor, but it it's better than I thought it would be.
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Why do soda shops do this type of thing?
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Because idiots like us will buy them.
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We'll buy them, we'll try it once, and that's about it.
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Who's actually gonna go out of their way to go to running through sweets and be like, hey.
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You know what?
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I love ketchup soda from Grandpa Joe's.
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You go to, like, your grandpa's house, and he has, like, a 12 pack of these in his fridge, you're gonna think he's a freak.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, there has to be somebody out there that tried that and was like, this is the best soda I've ever had.
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It's not me.
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We gotta find the worst soda there is.
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Gotta find at least one one thing that makes us both gag.
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Worst sodas to ever be created.
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Yeah.
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See what you find see what you find on the list.
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I'll pull up, my phone here as well.
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I all I got I got a Reddit article.
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Top sodas.
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This was made a 100 worst sodas in The US, the unhealthiest soft drinks to avoid.
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That's just unhealthy.
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Seven worst rated soft drinks in the world.
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Yeah.
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The seventieth worst sodas ever made.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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A lot of these are talking about the the health The health crap.
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Yep.
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Just spit all over the
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I I see this those stupid hydro homies.
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I only drink water.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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This is no.
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That's the worst Coca Cola flavor.
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I just want the worst sodas ever.
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Alright.
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Just type in worst soda flavors of all time.
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K.
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So we're getting into,
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Celery flavored soda just popped up.
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Yeah.
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That doesn't sound very good.
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Turkey and gravy, pumpkin pie, tree bark flavored soda.
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Now that's something that I feel like we should try.
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How about Pepper Jack and Coke?
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I saw that.
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Cheese.
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Pepper Jack cheese.
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Cheese flavored soda.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Berry bleach.
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We're gonna drink bleach on the noon hour of madness and mayhem?
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Is that a real thing?
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I was the one time I did try the bacon soda, not the baking soda.
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It's not that good.
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One of my coworkers, when I I worked at Pei Wei at the time, the Asian diner, and, I gave the chefs all a little swig of the bacon soda, and they hated it.
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Some of these I wonder if they're just making them up.
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Well, no.
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There's a ton of those dumb soda flavors out there.
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Like, if you go to a place like, Rocket Fizz, very similar to running through sweets, they they usually have those dumb sodas for some reason because, like you said, idiots like us, try them.
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Mustard flavored soda, buffalo wing soda, curry flavored soda, white fungus bird's nest flavored soda.
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Yeah.
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That that don't sound
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very good.
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And milk flavored soda.
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Grass.
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Yeah.
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There's grass soda.
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I've seen that before.
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And dirt.
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Dirt soda.
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It it must be, beet flavored.
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That's, you know, how they got the flavoring in there.
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All natural.
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Just put beets in it.
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Oh, it's it's, sold through Amazon, so we could try dirt flavored soda.
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I've seen ranch dressing soda too.
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Flavored soda.
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K.
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That see, I'm trying to get my appetite up for lunch, and this is not helping.
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Oh, look at this.
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The tree bark flavored soda that I mentioned to you.
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Yeah.
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This wacky flavor somehow still being produced to make the soda.
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Tree bark is boiled down and mixed with spices and herbs.
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People say it has a range of health benefits, lowers blood pressure, fights diabetes, is an effective laxative.
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So we gotta we gotta drink this and see how long it'll take for us to use the restroom.
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My stomach.
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And, you you'll you'll take the one here.
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I'll go I'll I'll be the guy that goes all the way down to the other side of the building Okay.
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And just infiltrates East Idaho News, their their their restroom.
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Tree bark
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soda.
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Tree bark soda.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Well, if you're looking for, something fun for a party, do some mixed drinks, ketchup.
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Wanna have an extreme, Rexburg style party.
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That's what you do.
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Bring me
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these bottles.
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Yeah.
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Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
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I am Peaches.
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I'm Victor Will.
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I figured since we talked about disgusting sodas, we'd continue talking about disgusting things.
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There was a story I didn't do on the morning show about maggots falling out of someone's ceiling.
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And so I Googled maggots fall from ceiling, and, apparently, this this is more of a problem than you'd think, Peaches.
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Where
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at?
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There it's there's a ton of different stories about this.
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Now, generally, what happens is an animal will die, like, up in the attic, and then it starts rotting.
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Yep.
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And then the mag, it start falling out of the ceiling.
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I've talked about my, chicken breast that I had in the trash can for the longest time.
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And then I opened up my old trash can, and there was maggots just all around the inner side of it.
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So I I immediately took the whole trash can and threw it in the dumpster.
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Sometimes that's the best solution.
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Just get rid of everything.
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It was a great trash can.
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I felt so bad getting rid of it because now I have this cheap plastic crappy one.
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I might need to upgrade soon, but I don't wanna invest money in a trash can.
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Yeah.
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Because it you just fill it with garbage.
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You know?
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It doesn't need to be fancy.
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I mean, mine's like one of those stainless steel ones.
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You've seen those one yeah.
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Mine was stainless steel.
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Yeah.
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And it got dented.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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Mine got dented too because I had a big fight with my parents back in the day.
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And we we had this trash can in the kitchen, and kicked the crap out of it.
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And, Pulling a Walter White.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But, that trash can was in my place for the first year I was out here, then I replaced it with this crappy, plastic trash can.
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Have you seen those trash cans with the, the the the automated lid?
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Like, you wave your hand over it.
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Mhmm.
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You have to be, I don't know, an elitist when it comes to trash cans if you have one of those.
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Yeah.
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I mean, mine's pretty basic.
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Pretty basic.
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You throw the trash in, bring the trash outside.
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I I don't need a electronic garbage can.
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Pretty soon, it'll require an update, password, all that stuff
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to to get
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a hold of the trash can.
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Yeah.
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You gotta use your app, then the, you know, the Bluetooth isn't connecting.
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You can't open the garbage.
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Like, I got all this trash I need to get rid of.
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Oh, jeez.
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Well, anyway, I just wanted to let people know.
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I'm not gonna get into the details of why this one particular woman had maggots falling from her ceiling.
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We'll just say, you know, upstairs neighbor passed away.
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Oh, there was a story like that in Florida where, so it was a retirement home.
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Mhmm.
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And I think Phyllis and I talked about this years ago.
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There was a retirement home, and it was so hot in the summertime there that that if somebody died in this, you know, nursing home, they would melt.
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And
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k.
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They
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they would come down.
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Mhmm.
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Pretty much what happened.
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Blood.
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Pretty much what happened with the story I was, reading.
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I mean, you you live in a basement apartment or the Do I?
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Main Floor.
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Oh, Main Floor?
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You've got
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basement.
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You've
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got neighbors above you.
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Luckily, it's a young girl.
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The old lady lives next door.
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So if
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there's a bad smell, I might need to, you know, knock.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or call the gate authorities.
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You probably don't wanna walk in.
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But but if you're the one guy that reports a dead neighbor, aren't you gonna be sort of, suspicious?
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You're like, hey.
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Or, like, you you reported this person being dead.
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You might have killed her.
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Potentially, but they'll do their investigation and hopefully determine, you know, that it wasn't peaches.
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I'm just gonna say it was I'm I'm just gonna say nothing.
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She's gonna sit there and, you know
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You're just gonna let the whole complex stink.
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You know what?
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I'll use her as a Halloween decoration.
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Oh, peaches.
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Put her on my patio.
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That's in bad taste.
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They could use me.
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That'd be funny.
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Forget the twelve foot tall skeleton.
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Just use me.
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Well, look who's look who decided to join the show.
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I just wanted to
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class up the place, you know, as they say.
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Oh, you're you're wearing a hat that's upside down that isn't even upside down.
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My hat's right side up.
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Why are the words upside down?
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It's a style thing.
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Like, all the sports teams have them, and so does, this fly fishing shop that I like.
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Is it called Fly Fish Food?
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Yeah.
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It is.
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That's the name of the shop?
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, so Fly Fish Food has two shops.
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They have one in Northern Utah, and then they have the one in Downtown Idaho Falls.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I've never been there because I don't fish.
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Yeah.
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I I saw a thing yesterday.
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I saw a thing that you need, and maybe you could get it on an upside down text hat.
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Okay.
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What is it?
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You're an inside cat.
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I'm an inside cat.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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In in in in all of the things that I know about you, you're an inside cat.
00:11:55 [Speaker 3]
That's pretty accurate.
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Right.
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Like, there are outside cats.
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There are some cats like your own that are inside sometimes and go outside, but they kinda just hang around the yard Yeah.
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Climb up a tree if a dog scares them.
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You know,
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those kinds
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of things.
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But but for the most part, they're inside cats.
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You're an inside cat.
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I am.
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Every time I go outside, I get attacked by bugs.
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I got bit by a mosquito right on my knuckle.
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Those are the worst.
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I got them on my neck right here.
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I got I'm not into that.
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On the back of my bald head.
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It was like, I I thought screwing the chair.
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Woah.
00:12:26 [Speaker 1]
Woah.
00:12:26 [Speaker 1]
Yeah.
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I was gonna explicitly say that on the air.
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You mean Hey.
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By the way, you wanna see?
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You need to wear pants when you're outside, buddy.
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Come on.
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Wait.
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I did that thing where, you know, you get get certain suntan.
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You know?
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Uh-huh.
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It's legal if you're in your your own private space.
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Is it?
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Victor's a huge advocate, by the way.
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Josh, I'm glad you're here.
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Victor will not stop talking about how good it is to be naked at these places.
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To be naked?
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I don't think it's bad to be naked.
00:12:51 [Speaker 4]
No.
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But it's, like, always the people you don't wanna see that end up being naked in front of you.
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Well, like, I don't wanna see Victor
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naked.
00:12:56 [Speaker 2]
Right.
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But then if all of a sudden, he just pops up in.
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He's like, I'm at a naked resort.
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You know?
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Don't Don't don't look over my back fence, and you won't see me.
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You live relatively close to Victor, don't you, Josh?
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Yeah.
00:13:06 [Speaker 4]
I I had to quit flying my drone over.
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That was so weird.
00:13:10 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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You know, I like to enjoy the, sun every once in a great while.
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What's that beached whale?
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Oh, it's Victor.
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Oh, wow.
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That's a very
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nice name.
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Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am peaches.
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Victor, I just drank the rest of that ketchup.
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Are you gonna refill?
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No.
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It's awful.
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Josh?
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What's wrong with you?
00:13:28 [Speaker 4]
No.
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Thank you.
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It's Josh.
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It doesn't it doesn't taste like, really like ketchup.
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It's just those nice weird first of all, Josh, give it a nice whiff.
00:13:35 [Speaker 4]
No.
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I'm good.
00:13:35 [Speaker 2]
Give it a whiff.
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Come on.
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Sniff it.
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Peer pressured into sniffing this ketchup soda.
00:13:39 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:13:39 [Speaker 3]
It's it's not too bad.
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It it does taste like tomatoes and sugar and carbonation.
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So ketchup.
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Like ketchup.
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But not thankfully, it's not quite as ketchup y as you'd expect.
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Well, Josh, we also did find a tree bark soda where, it works as a laxative.
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So Victor and I, the next time we do something like this, we're gonna drink that and see how long it takes for us to run to the restroom.
00:14:03 [Speaker 3]
Yes.
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It'll be a challenge.
00:14:04 [Speaker 4]
Okay.
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I had, this is historical.
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This this goes back to early two thousands.
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That
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was In Albuquerque, PJs.
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When I was starting radio, there was a there was a
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radio station.
00:14:19 [Speaker 4]
No.
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Listen.
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Down in Arizona, there was a a morning show that did a bit just like that, but they had listeners, guess the timing.
00:14:29 [Speaker 4]
So they basically, like, sold squares, if you will Okay.
00:14:32 [Speaker 4]
And did it as a ticket giveaway.
00:14:34 [Speaker 4]
And, whoever Just taking accidents?
00:14:36 [Speaker 4]
Whoever well, they they did, and then, you guessed on the timing of the bathroom thing.
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And then, you know, old school radio, they mic'd up the bathroom.
00:14:45 [Speaker 4]
Oh.
00:14:45 [Speaker 1]
Oh, yeah.
00:14:46 [Speaker 1]
Wow.
00:14:47 [Speaker 1]
Oh, yeah.
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Those were the days.
00:14:49 [Speaker 4]
Yeah.
00:14:50 [Speaker 3]
I don't know if you can get away with that anymore.
00:14:51 [Speaker 3]
You know?
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The the whole mic in the bathroom?
00:14:55 [Speaker 4]
As long as like, it was it was well like, they didn't do it
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They didn't put
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the mic without telling other people.
00:15:01 [Speaker 4]
Like, they they said this bathroom is closed off for this purpose.
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Like, we're not listening in to everyone else.
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But, yeah, yeah, it was specific.
00:15:10 [Speaker 2]
I'm glad Josh did bring in a VIPOO for the restroom, by the way.
00:15:13 [Speaker 2]
You know, that spray, like poo pourri.
00:15:15 [Speaker 3]
Oh, I I didn't notice.
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Because I think Justin, for some reason, tries to blame me on the bathroom like, Justin, it's all you, pal.
00:15:21 [Speaker 2]
Oh, the Scott person.
00:15:22 [Speaker 2]
Like, Justin, you're like
00:15:23 [Speaker 3]
I know
00:15:24 [Speaker 2]
what you mean.
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To avoid the bathroom after Justin uses it.
00:15:26 [Speaker 2]
Oh, jeez.
00:15:28 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:15:28 [Speaker 3]
I I think everyone should just use the bathroom at home.
00:15:31 [Speaker 3]
You know?
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That's my opinion.
00:15:32 [Speaker 2]
Like, if I have if I have, you know, one plan in one brewing, I go to the East Idaho news bathroom.
00:15:36 [Speaker 1]
Well, yeah.
00:15:37 [Speaker 4]
So, anyway, I got
00:15:38 [Speaker 3]
a text
00:15:38 [Speaker 4]
about my dog.
00:15:40 [Speaker 4]
Oh,
00:15:40 [Speaker 1]
okay.
00:15:41 [Speaker 1]
Okay.
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Just this.
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What?
00:15:45 [Speaker 3]
Your dog has been being kinda crazy lately.
00:15:47 [Speaker 4]
My dog is all kinds of crazy.
00:15:49 [Speaker 4]
My daughter just sent a picture of, of the dog, and it came to my watch.
00:15:52 [Speaker 4]
And, I don't know if you can see that, Peaches.
00:15:55 [Speaker 4]
It says roar.
00:15:56 [Speaker 4]
But the dog is, looking very frightening
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in this photo.
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Is the text upside down too?
00:16:01 [Speaker 4]
No.
00:16:02 [Speaker 4]
No.
00:16:02 [Speaker 4]
It's it's normal.
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But r a w r.
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Rawr.
00:16:07 [Speaker 2]
Vic, I feel like Josh is one of those dudes that probably has, like, you know, this the the tag still on the hat to keep it fresh.
00:16:12 [Speaker 4]
No.
00:16:13 [Speaker 4]
I took the sticker off.
00:16:14 [Speaker 3]
You know,
00:16:14 [Speaker 4]
I wear out a hat so fast.
00:16:17 [Speaker 4]
I'm a sweathead guy.
00:16:18 [Speaker 3]
Me too.
00:16:18 [Speaker 3]
Sweathead.
00:16:19 [Speaker 4]
Yeah.
00:16:20 [Speaker 4]
So but I'm also and so, like, when I got this hat let me let me pick one sentence.
00:16:24 [Speaker 4]
When I got this hat on Saturday, Chantelle says, oh, a white hat?
00:16:29 [Speaker 4]
Is that a good choice?
00:16:30 [Speaker 4]
And I said, I want this hat, like, this hat specifically.
00:16:35 [Speaker 4]
So I just have to be real cautious with how often I wear it, what activities I'm doing while I wear the hat in order to, extend the longevity because I sweat through a hat in two weeks.
00:16:47 [Speaker 4]
Man.
00:16:47 [Speaker 4]
Yeah.
00:16:48 [Speaker 4]
You were sweating.
00:16:49 [Speaker 4]
Them all the time.
00:16:50 [Speaker 4]
I do yard work, and I'm outside, and I'm hiking, whatever.
00:16:54 [Speaker 4]
Josh I'm an outside cat.
00:16:55 [Speaker 3]
Josh is also lucky.
00:16:56 [Speaker 2]
Josh is also lucky.
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He can wear a normal sized hat.
00:16:58 [Speaker 2]
I make every hat look like a yarmulke.
00:17:00 [Speaker 2]
You wanna say like, I have a cannonball hat right here.
00:17:02 [Speaker 3]
So And so you've got it all the way
00:17:04 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:17:04 [Speaker 2]
Watch.
00:17:05 [Speaker 3]
On the top.
00:17:05 [Speaker 4]
It's on one one little nub?
00:17:07 [Speaker 2]
It won't even, like, hook onto the last dot of the last
00:17:10 [Speaker 3]
dot of the top
00:17:11 [Speaker 2]
of the top of your too?
00:17:12 [Speaker 2]
Well, I could do it without and just wear it like the wear it like, you know, this, and then it gets stuck like that.
00:17:18 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:17:18 [Speaker 3]
I mean, that it doesn't look too bad other than the hat straps are sticking out the back because you don't have it buttoned up.
00:17:24 [Speaker 3]
Okay.
00:17:24 [Speaker 3]
Upside down hats and hats that are unbuckled.
00:17:27 [Speaker 3]
Mhmm.
00:17:27 [Speaker 3]
Might as well.
00:17:28 [Speaker 3]
Start a trend, Peaches.
00:17:30 [Speaker 3]
Put that on TikTok.
00:17:31 [Speaker 2]
I have one hat back at home that fits me, and it's a four XL.
00:17:35 [Speaker 2]
Man.
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You're a fat head.
00:17:37 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:17:37 [Speaker 2]
You got
00:17:37 [Speaker 3]
a sweat head and fat head.
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And then me, just stupid head.
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