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What's the biggest lie women tell each other? >> You look pretty. >> Probably. >> No, >> I said women tell each other. I didn't say I said that. >> I know. I I'm not. >> We're like really pretty. People say, >> you know, like guys are the complete opposite. They're just [ __ ] Just like damn. >> Well, you guys all [ __ ] with each other. >> Popeye chicken eating [ __ ] >> You fat [ __ ] >> I just watched a Tik Tok on that the other day. >> Yeah. somebody very good-looking, like very good-looking, but just a [ __ ] total tool and douchebag and be like, >> what really turns me off kind of more than anything is when a man talks about how much money >> I can't take that. I'm like, don't I like don't >> Not that I want to date a broke [ __ ] Yep. >> But no, if you have to sit there and tell me about it and like I don't want to hear >> I own this and I own that and I have this and I have that, that is like a deal breaker. Goodbye. Yep. >> Tell us about the time you got stranded on a floaty. >> How did that happen? How did that even happen? We want to hear the story. Was that by any chance with Karen? >> Um, maybe. >> We're not naming names. >> So, we were on Mission Lake. My mom and dad used to have a campsite up there and Kin and I decided that we were going to like go on a floaty. It'll be fine. You know, let's go suntan. It'll be okay. >> That is a great time. >> Oh, it's the best. >> Yep. It's great. We both fell asleep. We both fell asleep >> on a floaty on the lake. >> On a floaty on the lake. And the next thing you know, >> you're dripping. >> We're in the cattails. >> Oh Jesus. >> Across the room. >> Yeah. We woke up and I'm like, >> "Was there any alcohol involved?" >> Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Maybe a little alcohol. >> Tequila. >> No. No tequila at that time cuz I didn't drink tequila at that time. >> Okay. >> I'm just hanging out and Karin is like doing whatever Karin does and all of a sudden the bouncer comes up and go, "You two are out." And I'm like, "Why? >> What?" And he's like, "Well, you can't touch them." And I was like, >> "What?" >> Were we like hyping them up like this place is a prison of [ __ ] >> I was like, "I did not." And and I was like, >> "You were touching them." She was. >> She was. >> Oh no. >> Karen. >> Chick's just shaking her ass. She's like, "Yeah." And I literally get in the front area and one of the guys, I don't know who it was. He's like, "Where are you guys going?" I'm like, "We just got kicked out." He's like, "Why?" And K's like, "Cuz I touched your wife." And I'm like, "Carin, >> my passport picture that I have for the next 10 years." >> Is it you look like a terrorist? >> My >> Okay, we want to see it. >> I want to see it. >> Where is it? No, you do. >> Right, >> Paulie? for the next 10 years. >> To the camera. Bring it up. >> Yeah. >> Habib. >> Yeah. >> I'm just straight [ __ ] finger banging your bow. What's in there? >> Oh my. >> Okay. Where's your lips go? >> Huh? >> He has no lip. Like >> your beard was like anything. >> It's a Well, I have my beard when it comes >> right. It's just his eyes. That's it. >> Yeah. So, it's >> Oh my god. That is >> Yeah. Especially when I have a hat on. All you can see it looks like I'm damn near wearing a burka because my beard >> I'm looking for the burka. >> Yeah. >> So, I'm just going to ask you, are you the type of person to just splash their boobs because everybody's doing it? >> I would. >> I mean, well, I know you would. >> You're asking me? >> Yeah. >> I'll do it just because. >> Because I feel not care because >> cuz some people are like a body's a body care and that's how Marcelo is and she's a scripper. I was born naked, so I have no problem getting naked. >> Everybody's seen anything better than I got to show what I give a [ __ ] if you see whatever. >> You're not going to be impressed. I promise. >> We just swings and swings. Did you say wings? Swing. >> So, back to confession. >> Everything else. >> Swings. >> What's the biggest lie women tell each other? >> You look pretty. >> Probably. >> No, >> I said women tell each other. I didn't say I said that. >> I know. I I'm not >> You're like really pretty. >> People say during pregnancy you're glowing. >> There it is right there. >> Your hair is dry. What did you say, Maddie? Women are like, "Oh my gosh, you're glowing when you're pregnant." You're like, >> "No, the [ __ ] you aren't." >> No, you're miserable. >> Express. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] time. >> Are the women that love being pregnant? Who the [ __ ] are you? >> Like, that's horrific. >> Well, I can't say that. I don't know. I was only pregnant for >> I was pregnant once, but girl, have you lost weight? Like, when you falsely say it. >> Oh, yes. >> That eats me alive. >> Like, I have lost [ __ ] And now, you know, I have. Well, that just happened to me at the Pine Brook. >> Sarcastic [ __ ] >> I'm too skinny. And I'm like, I'm way too [ __ ] same as I always have. Like, you don't even know what you're talking about. >> Yep. >> I mean, I would say that's the biggest thing is either >> like the false like don't blow [ __ ] up my ass if you don't. Right. Yeah. >> Don't tell me I've lost a lot of weight or don't tell me I'm too skinny. >> Unless you have. >> Exactly. Unless you have. I mean, but otherwise literally tell me >> I I feel that so many women nowadays >> are literally in the trying to make other women feel good, but they're sometimes doing it in the wrong way. >> In the wrong way. I can agree with that. >> You know, I mean, don't >> falsies like smoking blowing smoke your >> ass. Yeah. Don't tell me I look good in this when I know I don't look good in this. or don't tell me I lost a lot of weight from when you seen me last and it was 3 months ago because I know I forget >> you know I I would say that's the biggest thing I mean every you need to and and that's the biggest thing I've I've become in the this group and in the empowerment of of Sherry's business and the group >> Yes. You look amazing. >> Mhm. Did I see you six months ago and do you look different? Abso freakingutely. You look amazing. >> Yeah. >> But if I don't, >> don't tell me I look freaking amazing because I, as you know, I mean, I don't I'm not falling for your [ __ ] you leprechaun. >> Yeah. But it's also like call it out if you if you do see somebody that that looks good and they look, you know, like >> 100% tell them. >> And I'm the first one to tell somebody. I'm like, I love your outfit. And I won't say I don't. Yeah. And don't go smoke up their ass. Like say you mean it. Yeah. >> Yep. >> And I'm not also not going to say if I hate their outfit, tell them I hate it, you know, obviously. But just say that >> this feel like guys are the complete opposite. They're just [ __ ] Just like damn. >> Well, you guys all [ __ ] with each other. >> Popeye chicken eating [ __ ] >> You fat [ __ ] >> I just watched a Tik Tok on that the other day. The guy said that to the other guy. So >> they're savages. >> This is the question for you and you because you're the single ones. >> Um >> or what? >> What is a hell no for you in dating or a relationship? >> I don't know. I'm pretty [ __ ] laidback. Yeah. I so literally I will tell you in the last >> I don't know how long I've been single. >> Three years. >> Three years probably. Um don't tell me you want to get married. >> Well, yeah. >> Don't tell me you want to have kids cuz that ain't going to happen. And >> so now you recently confided in me and I'm going to say it that you're like ready to date. Have you >> single and ready to mingle? >> Have you dated anybody? You still haven't? You haven't met the person that's >> N. >> Because I'm very picky. >> Yeah. >> And very picky. >> Do you go on any dating sites? >> I did, but I got out of them because it was I had way too much anxiety. >> Okay. I'm happily married. Well, we know that uh I am. But the client, our makeup artist that comes in and does the the hair and makeup. Um, >> our best stories is the single girls that comes in and tells us like the dating stories. >> Oh, yeah. >> I don't I don't have any because I I I don't >> So, since you got divorced or you left Kenny and got divorced, >> you haven't gone out on a date with anyone? >> No. >> Nikki? Really? >> No. Nobody. >> Nobody like you. Somebody has to have asked. >> No, not dated. I mean, okay. Break down the dating. Okay. Break down the dating. >> Break down dating. >> Break down. What is dating? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz it's like hanging out. >> Have you hooked up? >> Hooked up. Yes. >> Well, got to bring it up. >> I mean, hooked up. Yes. >> What is hooked up anyway? >> Having sex. >> Having sex. >> Well, sometimes people say hookup is just making out. So, I know what it is. I mean, it's hooking up. >> [ __ ] middle school. >> Okay. Yeah. >> So, but actually dating like go out on a date someplace doing something and not being in a sexual relationship. >> Yeah. >> No. >> No. Okay. >> No. Because I just >> It's so much work. >> It's so much work. >> It's exhausting. >> It is. It's very exhausting. >> You guys are like brother and sister. Well, you see some of this [ __ ] nowadays, like some of these women, they want you to pay for them their time to get ready. They want you to pay >> for what? To get ready. >> To get ready to go on a date. I've seen those Tik Toks. >> Yeah. To pay for like I'm not saying I've ever encountered anyone like this, but I'm just saying this [ __ ] And I don't know if it's like for shock value or what? Probably. >> Most likely. But they're like saying like, "Oh, you going to pay for my babysitter?" I'm like, "I'm not paying for your [ __ ] kids. [ __ ] you. I didn't create it. I ain't paying for it. [ __ ] off. >> No, that's a little stupid. >> So, I mean, that's where literally I'm going to say like >> if you were to look at >> dating now compared to dating 20ome years ago is so different. >> It's a night and day difference. >> Like dating back when was dating. >> It was. It was dating. >> Now isn't dating. >> I became single. I mean, obviously in 2008, not by my choice, but >> yeah, it was like a really scary scary thing for me. And >> part of me regrets not like playing the field because that's what everybody [ __ ] told me I should be doing, you know, playing it. >> But yet, that's not who I am. I've always been a relationship person. And so, you know, my first relationship was six years, my second re mar my first marriage was 20 years. And so, that really wasn't who I was as a person. >> And for me, with Jim passing away, it was um >> I would never want to disappoint him in my my behavior or anything like that. So, >> I was just like, you know, >> kind of still acting somewhat kind of like I was still married just because I know he's he's watching. He watches everything I [ __ ] do. Like, I would never >> want to do the stuff that would I know that would disappoint him. >> Yep. And you think about about it now compared to back then in the back in the day is I joined two or three dating sites and I'm like it was so exhausting and you don't know who >> did you join Bumble by chance? >> No I did not >> because that's the womenowned one. >> No I joined Hinge Facebook. I feel like everybody has luck on Facebook. >> In one and one other one, I can't remember. >> I didn't know that Facebook even had a date either. >> It does, but it was so exhausting. >> Like, who's married? Who's single? >> Well, exactly. I'm like, are you married? Are you single? Are you like, >> well, they shouldn't be on a dating site if they're [ __ ] married. >> No, they will. That's what they 100% will. So, it's it's kind of like And then I I look at it as >> So, then it's kind of like just a hookup. >> Yeah, it's a hookup. And I'm like, I don't whatever. Hookups are what hookups are and it is what it is. Everybody needs their thing. But if you're really serious about wanting to after you're divorced take that next step to literally want to be in a relationship, >> you really got to think about it because nowadays it's nothing like it used to be. You can't go out and meet somebody at a bar and think it's okay >> like you used to. >> Yeah, like you used to. There there's no freaking way you could. >> What do you mean you can't go out and meet somebody at a bar? Like >> you mean like actually meet them at the bar or you're going to meet them at? >> No, just say you're going to the bar and you're like and you meet somebody. and you like randomly start talking with them and whatever and you think it's like oh this is whatever and then it's like maybe it's not >> but then you >> can't you kind of tell though like >> you can but you can't >> it's it's such a it's >> I am so frustrated >> I would literally like I am fine >> nobody would be like nobody was like no ew he's gross ew ew ew ew ew e e He's It's gross. Like, >> it's there's >> And it could be It could be >> somebody very good-looking, like very good-looking, but just a [ __ ] total tool and douchebag, and be like, >> "What really turns me off kind of more than anything is when a man talks about how much money he >> I can't take that. I'm like, don't >> I'm like, don't >> not that I want to date a broke [ __ ] >> but if you have to sit there and tell me about it, like I don't want to hear, >> I own this and I own that and I have this and I have that, that is like a deal breaker. Goodbye. >> Yep. I don't want nothing to do with that [ __ ] because I'm like trying to impress me and I don't even freaking believe you anyways, but >> nope. I don't care. F. Go away. Yeah, >> because I I I don't care. So, I've come to the terms I'm probably going to be single for the rest. No, you're not. >> I don't think so. I don't think Paul will either, to be honest. >> I remember one time Paulie told me I don't know if remember if you told if you remember this Paulie, but like if I >> I suppose if I ever meet anyone that I feel like I can't ever live without, >> she'll probably be the one that I marry. >> Mhm. >> You married? >> No, >> not yet. the same way. >> Like even even like even if I think about the most love I've ever been in, I still wouldn't want to get married. >> That's what Bose said. And he just proposed. >> Yeah, that's >> that's why I still think someday >> I don't The way I'm set up, I just I don't I don't want to [ __ ] with it. I don't I mean unless >> And then there's there's like Kurt Russell and Goldie Han 27 years. They've been together for 50 [ __ ] years and never married. >> Yeah. >> And it works for them. So >> I think I think it all depends on the person. I think there's people that want to be married and have that and there's people that don't >> they don't want to be married but they want to be with somebody and the relationship just works >> right >> as a non-married couple. >> No, I agree. And if you can live like you're married obviously and you don't have the actual legal legalities involved, I mean it's fine. >> The legal get the legal part of it is hell. >> I think for me and with Mike >> um >> it worked in my it totally worked in my benefit because he's in the union and for insurance purposes I got insured under him. that helps me tremendously >> and um so now I'm insured through him so I don't have to pay for my own insurance but honestly as far as anything else it really didn't >> yeah change anything you didn't move the needle so it didn't n >> you know obviously we're not having any kids together or anything like that so >> what why not >> well if that happens >> with me being fixed and him that would be a [ __ ] >> miracle child miracle millionaires. >> What happened if What would happen if that actually happened? Would you keep it? You'd be like, "Oh, we got >> have to those would be like Jesus Christ." >> I mean, she'd be like, they'd be like millionaires going, "Wait a minute, this was and this and I would think Christ himself after the >> Yeah, I think you can. >> That was the baby of Christ. >> I'm I'm There's plenty of people who have [ __ ] Cuz it can It's not guaranteed it can grow back. >> But both of you come on. Oh, I'm not saying >> no both. Come on. >> Oh, I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it would be, but I'm just saying you ain't going to be able to go after that doctor. >> And I feel like No, if that if that were to happen, this child is meant to be [ __ ] >> sure. >> He's meant for something. >> For something important. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> There's some reason. >> Um, >> look what Jesus did. Look what Jesus did in that [ __ ] movie. >> Oh. Um, so for Nikki, what have you learned about yourself after being single now? Like >> you don't like being married? >> A lot. I'm sure >> I've There's so much. >> I I love my independence. >> Independence. >> I love my independence. And >> and I think for women, the scary like for me, I'll just use myself as example. I I don't think I'm alone in this. like when I was suddenly suddenly alone and single, not by choice obviously. It was like can I do this on my own, like can I >> am I going to be able to [ __ ] survive without losing everything that >> he worked for? That was my biggest thing. >> And it is I mean I will say that that is a huge thing. I mean, it's it's as a woman who decides to, you know, do what I did, divorce, and be independent and have your own business and everything else, can you do it? And >> can you do it? Yeah, >> I will say 1,000% you can. >> It always works out. >> Everything works out no matter what. I mean, there are so many things. >> I've always said everything works out for a reason. >> They do. Yeah. And everything that I learned in in the 20some years living, married, how I was on a farm, everything else, it it has come to showing that I'm fine. I mean, living with my mom, I I you know, I live with my mom. I made a promise to my dad that I would take care of her. So, I moved in with her and I live with her. >> And there's so many times she's like, "You just did that?" I'm like, "Yeah, I did. I Yes, I did just do that. I said I I know how to do things. I know how to survive. If we have to survive, it's fine. >> Is there times where I'm like, "Oh my god, is this even possible?" Absolutely. There's absolutely those doubts in my life. If I did not live if if I did not live with my mom and I I had to live like on my own. Yeah. Whether it be in a house, an apartment, whatever it would be. Could I do it? Absolutely. I'd make it work. >> I 100% make it work. >> I think we all can make it work if we are forced to. >> If you're forced to do it, you can do it. >> You have to make the cuts and the sacrifices and stuff like that. >> You have to realize going into the deep end, you're going to swim. >> I mean, you're you're going to come out no matter what. I mean, you're going to if you have to go down to the deepest of the deep, you're going to figure out how to get yourself out of it. >> Yeah. 100%. I mean, it's that's what you have to do. >> I don't think people realize how strong they are until they're >> until they're forced to. I agree. >> In that position, you know, >> and that I will say it until the day I die. Like I've had so many people tell me, "Oh my god, Chrissy, you're so strong. You're so strong." I'm like, >> "Not really. No, I'm not. I'm just >> these were my choices. Living or dying." >> That was it. Two. That's honestly you got to you have two choices. When >> your partner dies or your dad dies or when anybody you can live >> or you can die. >> Yep. >> And huge part of me wanted to die. Like every [ __ ] day a huge part of me wanted to die. >> Y >> but then I was like, "Oh no, I have a child. I have a son. like he how horrible would that be >> of a person would I be >> to like cuz I literally wanted to be with my husband like I wanted it was my best friend like the closest person I've ever been to in my entire life >> and when he was gone >> to have to navigate life without him >> in I don't know like how you were and I I consider divorce kind of like a death. >> Yeah, it is. Jim did everything for me. Like he did every I didn't even know how to how our lawn mower worked. Like I don't know how to mow my own [ __ ] lawn. Yep. >> You know, he just did stuff for me. Yep. >> So I was kind of forced into learning how to do all those things. >> You are you're forced into >> Mo used to come over and mow my lawn for me for like the first year, but then he's like finally you got to probably learn this on your own. Yep. >> But you are you're you're kind of forced into it. You're you're every part of you wants to be put go down into that deep dark circle and stay there. >> But another part of you says, "No, I'm going to make it out of it. I'm going to do this. I'm going to, you know, it it's it's all a part of it." And it's the funniest part is my mom said it here a couple weeks ago and she's like looked at me and she's like, "Wow, being independent is you you've got this. You figure it out." And I said, "Exactly. You figure it out." And if you >> And she's had to figure it out. >> Yeah. She's like 60ome year old woman, you know. >> She's I mean they were married for almost 50 years. Yeah. That's insane. And and my dad was the core of it and he did everything. My dad cooked, my dad cleaned, he did the yard work. I mean, he did it all. >> He cooked and cleaned >> everything. Yeah. The >> What was Bonnie doing? >> Making Bloody Mary, you know, bacon flowers. But she looks at it as she's like, "You can do this." And I'm like, "Exactly. We can do it. I know how to do it, but we can do it. and whether we do it wrong the first time, we learn from it and we figure it out the second time. I said that's what being part of independent is. And it's hard. I mean it's you sucked but it >> when I well for me anyways one of my in my opinion my biggest accomplishments was proving to myself and my family um that it was never Jim that I was able like how do I put this they my family my mom in particular um always kind have made me feel like the only reason I was successful and I'll use that in quotation marks because well you can verify success however you want but in her opinion successful in life or successful in business is because I married a man that was a hard worker which I did >> but he was gone he's been gone almost 18 years and I've still been that long yeah it'll be 18 years in May and I've still managed to and I thought I would lose everything. I really did. I thought I would [ __ ] lose every single thing, but I was bound and determined to not >> and there was a lot of other factors that played into it, but um >> you know and divine intervention or whatever you may call it, but um you know, he died at the crisis of the 2008 market, you know, where everything was crashing. No, I was underwater on every [ __ ] thing I owned. Like, you know, where people were leaving their houses and just packing up and leaving because they were underwater on it. I stayed and just kept [ __ ] plugging away at [ __ ] >> And um just so much stuff was going on all in that time that was going against me. And somehow by the grace of God in my hard work and my preservation was to just just [ __ ] put my nose to the grindstoneone and just [ __ ] work. I work worked worked worked worked all the [ __ ] time. You know, >> there are things that I believe till this day and whether anybody does or not, but you and I have talked about it. >> Mhm. >> There are things that when a person that you are so close to passes, you are put to the test. >> Oh yeah. >> 1,000. I in the last four years, I have put to the test so many freaking things. Yeah. >> And this last year, Gracie and I, we were we went to a race and we were camping and and I was literally put to the test. I mean, it was literally we we showed up at the races and I got myself all set up. We were great. My camper, it was great and wonderful. A big storm came through. >> We went up and took cover, you know, up on higher ground and came back. My camper shifted literally five inches. >> And I'm going >> scary. >> [ __ ] Grace, >> you had your awning in. >> Yeah. Well, I had everything in. I mean, my slides were out, everything. Everything shifted. And I was like, >> "Okay, here we go. >> Here we go." And and Grace is like, "What are you going to do?" And I'm like, >> "I've got no freaking choice. I got to make this thing like I got to get it back up. I got to do this." And I literally looked up at this guy and like, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me, Dad?" Really? Another one. But you're literally put through them. >> You're like, "I didn't sign up for this shit." >> I'm like, "I didn't sign up for this." >> But you're literally put through it. And I think that's what literally makes it to the point where you become a stronger person. >> I agree. I agree. like when you're put to that test >> and >> sink or swim >> with my with my I remember I will never ever ever forget it. My mom would say to me I'm the middle child and my sister needed a lot more help than I ever needed and my brother did. So I was kind of more like the strong I would say the stronger one of the three of us kids more independent like from the get-go. Y >> um my mom told me one time, she's like, "Well, I don't because you just don't need it." And then it was, "Well, because you >> basically because I married, right, or whatever." And I had a man that was like able to take care of me, >> you know, versus what my sister did or what my brother did or whatever. But I'm like I've always held resentment towards that because it's still not fair like you know. >> But >> anyho, I have a funny story about Nikki. >> Oh no. >> You can just take a guess who this came from. >> Yep. >> Um I heard you're not really a cook even though that's your last name. >> Even though that is your last name. Oh. Um, but you decided to try making a pumpkin pie one time >> for the holidays. >> Yeah. >> How'd that work out for you? >> It was awesome. >> Not good at all. >> So, let's tell everybody the story. >> So, I decided I had to cook pumpkin pie. It was the holiday. Yep. Uh, >> Thanksgiving. It was either pumpkin pie or pumpkin bars, whatever it may be. >> And I thought, well, this will be fine. I just go to the store and, you know, get whatever I need to get and it'd be fine. Well, >> well, did you know even what to get? I wouldn't even know. >> Well, I knew what to get. >> Pumpkin filling in a pan. >> Do I got to buy a whole pumpkin? >> Go buy the pie. I seriously would. >> No, would I? >> So, I was like, "All right, I'm going to be fine. >> Put it in my own pan." >> This is what my family did. My dad was the cook in the family, you know. So, he like, you know, between him and my brother, they were the cook in the family. I'm like, "I can do this. It'll be okay." >> So, I went and bought You bought the stuff. >> I bought the stuff and I thought it was fine. It But it wasn't the pumpkin pie filling. It was literally the pumpkin in a jar. >> Right. You thought it was >> I thought it was ready to go. I put it all. >> You thought it was the ready to go stuff? >> Yep. Ready to go stuff. >> I cooked it up. I thought it was served. >> Yep. >> So, I heard the dad your dad's expression took a bite >> was everything. Everybody was like, "Oh, here it in my >> Nikki made the pie. >> Nikki made the pie. It's great." >> It wasn't great. >> She forgot the sugar. >> There was I I thought I forgot all the seasoning because I thought that the filling >> cuz you literally just put pumpkin in there. No spice or anything. No sugar. >> No sugar, no nothing. >> And every And I was like, "Oh, this is great." And then I seen my dad's expression. Yep. Seen my dad's expression and my brother's expression. And I'm like, >> "Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] I'm done. >> Done. [ __ ] >> This is not Yep." >> And I'm like, "What's the matter?" It's great. >> They did not say that. They said it was great. >> I think so. >> But then all of a sudden, >> choking it down, spitting it in their mouth. >> It wasn't. No. >> No. We're good. >> And afterwards, I learned that it was. >> So, did they try Did they try to pretend it was good or >> I think they did. >> Oh, they did. >> I think they did. If I remember correctly, they did. M. >> In your eyes, it did. Yeah. >> Yeah. But it really wasn't. >> It wasn't that. >> No. If I found out it was not good. Nope. So then I know now, you know, forward. You get the >> You go to Baker Square and put it in your own pan. >> Well, that too. >> Oh, yeah. Absolutely. >> Or you get the pumpkin filling that's already got all the mixtures and seasonings and you call it a good I don't cook. No. No. Don't bake. Done. Um, tell us about the time you got stranded on a floaty. >> How did that happen? How did that even happen? >> Was that by any chance with Karen? >> Um, maybe >> we're not naming names. >> So, we were on Mission Lake. My mom and dad used to have a campsite up there and Krin and I decided that we were going to like go on a floaty. It' be fine, you know? Let's go. sun tanning. It'll be okay. >> That is a great time. >> Oh, it's the best. >> Yep. It's great. We both fell asleep. We both fell asleep >> on a floaty on the lake. >> On a floaty on the lake >> and the next thing you know, >> you're drifting the moon. >> We're in the cattails. >> Oh, Jesus. >> Across the lake. >> Yeah. We woke up and I'm like, >> was there any alcohol involved? >> Maybe. Yeah, >> maybe a little alcohol. >> Tequila. >> No, no tequila at that time cuz I didn't drink tequila at that time. And I was like, "Oh no, we have no phones. We have no nothing." And at that time, I mean, my dad was like a little worried, I feel. And next thing you know, I'm like looking at K. I'm like, "What do we do?" >> So she was with you. You weren't alone. >> She was with me. >> Oh, that is Yeah. And we were like literally in the >> [ __ ] all the way across the lake. What the [ __ ] >> Oh no. >> That's why you got to tie yourself up or something. >> So we like literally kind of out of it. And then all of a sudden we see dad >> and dad comes and rescues. >> He did. >> Yeah, he did. I was like, >> Karen, from now on we got to figure this out. >> Yeah. >> So from there on we just >> floaties have to be anchored sometimes. >> That's what last summer Britney and I we we uh got floaties, went out on blue right behind the house. just tied a big rock to dropped it like 50 feet off the shore and >> got a UEI boom out there and your cocktails floaties. Yeah, dude. It's [ __ ] money. >> Yep. >> You don't even need a boat. >> No. >> Until you get stranded because you fall asleep. >> Yeah, that's what the rock comes in handy. It gets you anchored. >> I learned that the hard way, too. >> Yep. >> One last question for Nikki. We'll do our next drink. Um, how did you get kicked out of a strip club? >> What' you touch? >> And what strip club >> did you touch? >> Thanks to >> I've been kicked out of two of them, by the way. >> Thanks to my sister-in-law. >> Yep. >> We were two summers. Two summers ago, we were up in Bach. >> Oh, you were at Bach? >> Yep. Yep. Just having a great time at the Dirty Blonde, whatever. And all of a sudden, like, >> let's go to the strip club. >> Let's go to the strip club. And I'm like, >> perfect. Let's go. Let's have a >> takes one person. >> We go over there and I thought we were fine. Everything's great and wonderful. >> So, were you in the front or the back? >> We were in the back. >> We were in the back. Okay. >> We go back there >> throwing dollars. >> Yep. And all of a sudden, I'm just I'm just hanging out and Karin is like doing whatever Krin does and all of a sudden the bouncer comes up. He goes, "You two are out." And I'm like, >> "Why? >> What?" And he's like, "Well, you can't touch them." And I was like, "What?" Were you like hyping them up like this place is a prison of [ __ ] >> I was like I did not and and I was like >> were you touching them? She was. >> She was. >> Oh no. >> Karen >> chick's just shaking her ass. She's like playing literally get in the front area and one of the guys, I don't know who it was. He's like, "Where are you guys going?" I'm like, "We just got kicked out." He's like, "Why?" And CR's like, "Cuz I touched your wife." And I'm like, "Karen, you are not supposed to touch him." I'm like, "Seriously, it's your wife. We can't get a pass here. I mean, we like >> Was it the dude's wife?" >> Yeah, it was the dude's wife. And I'm like, "Come on." They should appreciate that. >> I know. And I'm like, "Come on." >> Yeah. >> You can't play favorites. [ __ ] you guys. >> We can't touch them. Neither can you. >> So, you're out. [ __ ] off. >> I'm like, "Seriously, I did nothing." >> And I You're on the wall. Like no. Okay. >> You're guilt by association. >> I get kicked out of a strip. Guilt by association. Seriously, >> that's what my mom >> Damn. These are good stories. That is a good story. >> I'm like, >> "All right, we're ready for our next drink." Madison. >> Do you guys get the [ __ ] dollar bill gun? The machine gun? >> No, we No. >> Oh, well, you should have cuz it's awesome. >> The what? >> The dollar bill gun. >> Yeah. So, they got >> Isn't it a $2 bill gun? >> Well, yeah, but >> I have one. >> Oh, >> that's awesome. >> What? >> She has one. A $2 bill gun. >> I do. >> Yeah. >> A $2 bill gun or a $2 bill? >> Oh, it's it's fake dollar bills. This is what I've been wanting to try. >> Oh, the Monaco. >> Monaco. We love these. Polly. >> Yeah. >> Except the brandy one. >> The brandy one. >> I said, "What are you trying to do? Get me drunk." >> Sunday. >> Sunday. >> No. Sunday gande. >> So, it is Sunday gande. All right. >> What is this? >> This is um >> this one. >> Monaco watermelon margarita. 9% alcohol. It comes in single cans for >> getting stronger. >> And watermelon sweetness mixed with tart lime and tequila flavor. >> Oh, perfect. >> So, I love Monaco's. I think every [ __ ] delicious. This is a new flavor which is the watermelon margarita. Cheers, guys. >> Panty dropper. >> Cheers, >> Holly. >> She's sweet. She's good. >> Oh yeah. Numb. >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> Nummy. >> Oh yeah. >> Our Monos. We love them. >> Yep. 90% off. >> Yeah, they do. Uh they definitely clap cheese. >> They only come in single cans though. Really? >> Mhm. >> You got to buy each individual [ __ ] can. >> What? And that's the biggest one that >> $2.99. Yep. >> Per [ __ ] can >> on purpose cuz Sniper said I'll call. >> Yeah, those shifty clock. >> Oh my god. Nummy. This is so good. >> Oh, that is good. >> I give this a 10. >> It's been my favorite so far. >> But I love watermelon and I love margarita. So definitely delicious. >> You got this figured out. >> God, that is good. >> May, where are you guys going now? >> Oh, out camping. Oh, you guys are going camping. Look trip. >> That That definitely needs more tequila, though. >> So, I give that a 10. >> Nine. >> Nine. >> 10. >> 10. >> Yeah, it'd be a 10 if it had more tequila. >> Okay. 9%. >> Yeah, >> it's 9%. >> It's never enough. >> Nine. >> He's never had it. >> What's that? German. No, not enough. >> Nine. >> It is. I do really like it. >> No, I love it. It's very delicious. Yeah, that is. All right, we're going to move on to Sherry. >> Um, what gave you the courage to leave banking and bet on yourself? >> My husband. >> Your husband. You kind of already said that. >> It's corny, but it really is. >> He kind of pushed you like you can do this. >> I had the insurance. I had, you know, the retirement plan, all that. So, I needed his push. >> Okay. >> So, if it doesn't work out, we can do something else. >> You can always go back, right? >> Well, [ __ ] Even with your own business, you can you can clap cheeks in [ __ ] retirement money. >> You you can put like if you if you own your own company, I think you can put what? Up to 30,000 in a Roth a year. >> Mm- I don't think 30,000. No, >> I'm almost I'm almost positive. >> Cap on how much you can put into a Roth. >> Yeah, but if you own maybe it's I can't remember. It's either 15 or No. No. I'm almost positive it's 30 cuz I think like >> I think it's 15. >> No, I think it's 30. We should bet. >> What are we betting? >> I don't know. >> A shot of that song. Yeah. >> Let's Google it right now. >> Google. >> There's no cap. I don't know what you >> message my adviser right now. >> I can call Jay, too. Doesn't matter. >> I don't think it's 30 >> like max now. I can only put like seven. What is it? 7 or 75 right now. But I think if you own your own business, I think you can put up to [ __ ] 30. >> How did your family, now we know your husband kind of pushed it, but you have kids. You have kids that now pushing the budois, the sexy photos and stuff like that. How did they feel about it? >> Um, still interesting. They usually just tell people that I'm a photographer. >> Okay. They don't like Yeah. >> Like a stripper dancer. She shoots for Hustler, >> right? >> Cuz like my daughter had a coach that was like, "Hey, your mom should like come take like sport photos or whatever." And she's like, >> "That's not the kind of photo she takes." >> Um, yeah. But yeah, but they don't want to like, you know, >> they don't say that conversation. So, >> um, >> well, I wonder would would they like because they actually once they actually see the pictures you take, would they like, "All right, maybe we shouldn't have her take pictures." >> Right. I'm sure. You know, I would whatever [ __ ] >> Well, that's my next question was is what was the fear for the I mean we live in a small town. >> Exactly. >> The judgment from the community there had to have been a [ __ ] pile. >> I am sure. >> Yeah, I am sure >> cuz you know it's on Facebook and people can see it. Yeah. >> So what's a mis like people don't understand it. >> They they see like sexy photos, someone's a lingerie, someone's half naked. Why would she do that to herself? Like why would she you I can I already hear it. You're promoting >> Yes. >> you know, prostitution or whatever, you know, which is obviously a far cry from it. >> So far from that. >> Well, I know that. >> Well, complete opposite actually cuz it's like >> true. But, you know, there's the Karens judging that 100%. >> I feel like even some of them women that do that like >> it almost rehabilitates them kind of. >> Sure. >> Or gives them the confidence to do things or stuff. >> You guys already said that. Yeah. >> Um, you know, and if if people do these photos, whether they sell them online or whatever they do, if it gives them the content, >> sell them online. >> Oh, I suppose. I never thought of that. What if like you're doing like [ __ ] an Only Fans chick or something? >> Oh, maybe. >> But look at the life they can provide for them and their kids by >> Yeah, dude. I do it in the Oh, we talk about that every [ __ ] podcast. >> Yeah, dude. If I was a good >> Yeah, I'd be [ __ ] rich. I I'm serious. I'm >> think you [ __ ] retired. >> We joke about it all the time, too. >> I know. We do. >> Well, I was thinking if if Minnesota Now, I know it's probably just going to be Minneapolis. >> Are they talking about this? Yeah. >> The >> I just seen that >> bath house [ __ ] or whatever. You could do that with your upstairs, >> right? >> But what what would that all entail? What are they going to allow? Are they going to allow prostitution? >> It's sex. Yeah, it's it's sex. Well, they they but the government's going to take their cut. >> Go and get a massage and a happy ending. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But the government's going to take their cut off. >> But they want their cut. Imagine how they're going to tax that. >> That's all that's the only reason they're even [ __ ] considering. >> Yes, it is. >> Like I said, they'll tax the [ __ ] Santa Claus [ __ ] out of everything. >> Oh yeah. If it That's why they made [ __ ] marijuana legal. >> It'd be stupid not to. >> What is the tax on it? Like 27% or something like that? Like a drink like that, a fourack is like 40 50 bucks. Anywhere from like 30 to 60 bucks for a [ __ ] four. Are you [ __ ] high? You better be >> pretty much just pop. >> Yeah, it is. It is. >> It's not even enough to really >> go to your local drug dealer and get >> I was going to say the actual Princeton smoke. >> Well, actually, uh, the Malaca, it's going to be a dispensary. It's going to be what? The >> Which one? Uh Melo Melohal. >> Both of them in >> they get a license for >> dispensing. They got it. Yeah. So they're they're already starting to convert it. Yeah. >> One is >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The c the Indian casinos. >> Of course. The [ __ ] >> They were the first ones to get approved. >> Lottery my ass. You know those [ __ ] things rigged. God, that [ __ ] I can't believe those people like every how many shops smoke shops in the state, right? They all had to pay 10 grand to get into that lottery and only 33, I think it 33 or 30 or something like that were getting actual dispensary license. >> So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Yeah, it was a >> They all paid 10 grand with the hopes. So they don't get that 10 grand. [ __ ] No, it's a [ __ ] money. >> The lottery for it. Y there there were people Well, that's I don't know if I should say this, but >> thinking they want the same cut. >> Yep. >> That's all it is. Well, that's what I said. Money grab. That's all it is. >> So, I just had to go through the whole process of through my liquor store trying to apply, which we've been selling it now for 3 years, and then suddenly they changed the rules and now you have to apply for a license. you need to [ __ ] pass. >> So, I did the application process >> and um did not pass. So, I paid. But listen to this, you guys. >> In the in an application process for getting the right to sell lowgrade THC products, which is your your lunars and whatever crap that gummies or whatever else they sell. >> I had to get a fire inspection. I had to have my >> um >> you know what that is? It's called a money grab. Oh, it was a total >> Everybody wanted >> I had to pay the county I had to pay the city I had to pay the county fees, the city fees, the state fees, application processes. >> I had to have the fire uh inspector come in. I had to have the uh because we have because for by law you have to have the fire extinguishers. I had to pay to have those redone cuz mine were outdated. Yep. >> The outside door. I had to pay $250 for the fire department to have a key to have the key that little box. >> This was all just to get >> 250 bucks for a [ __ ] key. Get [ __ ] in the little box to put on. >> You know, you're a goddamn [ __ ] money. >> I did not pass. I did not pass. >> What? >> Yeah. So, I had to rip out all of my THC products. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, yeah. >> Damn it. Um, well, I knew for one was I the license that I submitted at the time, my driver's license, was expired by a month. >> So, and I knew that going into that, but it was still me, you know. >> Yeah. I mean, it's still the same. >> So, they used that and then they said some other form wasn't filled out right yet. I have >> the paperwork from them saying I submitted everything successfully. >> Yeah. And then they said they um told me they that they sent me two times, two different letters saying that my stuff wasn't right and I needed to correct it, which I never got. >> Mhm. >> So now I had to submit an email to them saying I never got those emails, which I never did. They never once contacted me to tell me that anything was wrong. So I don't know. I I probably won't get it, but >> in November it's gonna be federally illegal anyways. So, I don't really know why I'm I'm really concerned. >> Well, it's already federally illegal. Like, because I'm governed under federal regulations, so I can't I can't smoke pot. I can't do THC. I can't do even CBD oils, right? None of that [ __ ] >> But Trump just passed well in the the the new big what it was the big new deal or whatever. >> Big beautiful bill. Yeah, the big beautiful bill. Um, that was part of that was outlawing anything 0.04% or higher which would basically eliminate all of everything in Minnesota. So, >> I don't really know what's going to happen. I know Minnesota's trying to, you know, push that back a couple years, but >> I don't know. Trump isn't probably gonna He hates Minnesota and the government there here. So, I don't know how he'll >> Omar isn't helping our case. >> Well, no. >> Neither one of them. >> No. >> Do you know uh when you were talking about your ID, right? >> Yeah. >> So, I just got my passport a couple months. I was talk Well, we were in uh when I was in Moonshine last night. I was talking to someone and they were talking about passports >> and getting sidelined for looking like a terrorist. >> Yeah. My passport picture that I have for the next 10 years. >> Is it? You look like a terrorist. >> My >> Okay, we want to see. I want to see it. >> Where is it? >> No, you do. >> Right, >> Polly. >> For the next 10 years to the camera. >> I want to see this. Bring it up. >> Yeah, >> I'm just straight [ __ ] finger banging your butt. What's in there? >> Oh my. >> Okay. Where's your lips though? >> Huh? >> He has no lips. >> Like your beard was like anything. >> It's a Well, I just My beard when it comes >> It's just his eyes. That's it. >> Yeah. So, it's >> Oh my god. That is >> Yeah. Especially when I have a hat on. All you can see it looks like I'm damn near wearing a burka because my beard's black and the burka. >> Yeah. >> But yeah. No. >> Yeah, we were talking about that at whatchamacallit and I'm just like this is going to be super fun traveling for the next 10 years. Oh my god. >> That's what's the worst. >> Especially now that your beard's gone, they're like, "This ain't you?" >> Yeah. >> Too much hair. >> Yeah. >> And then same with like my I just I just redid my ID in for my license in February and I think I still had my my beard done. Yeah. But uh they make you take your hat off now. They never did before because you can claim religious reasons like those [ __ ] dirt covered. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But they still do their [ __ ] with their burkas on. Okay. I took my hat off and I look like an Elmer Fud looking [ __ ] They never said nothing. I'm like, how is this chick not even laughing right now because I just got this like [ __ ] >> stick straight. >> That is a straight up terrorist [ __ ] >> Oh yeah, dude. Right. It's so bad. >> I'm like, "Oh, great. Well, I got this for the next 10 years. This should be fun." >> How do you, Sherry, identify between sexy and powerful? Or are they do you or do you feel like they're the same? >> They were the same. >> Very much the same. >> Okay. Like if a woman feels empowered in the photo, >> if they feel sexy, they're empowered, right? >> Mhm. >> I agree. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Like I want them to feel sexy so that they feel empowered. >> Where's the line between sexy and not sexy? >> Oh. Um because I can look at some things and for me personally >> um if I'm looking at a photo and let's just I'll just use myself as an example like I would I never have done nude photos for anybody or anything other than my husband. >> [ __ ] prude ass [ __ ] >> But but I am a prude ass [ __ ] I really am. for someone that dresses as sexy as I drive. It's all about >> the show and not the go. Is that Does that make sense? Like I feel like I can >> You want to drive them to the point and then [ __ ] them off. >> Yeah. Like Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. >> Get all [ __ ] hot and bothered and then get the [ __ ] out of here. >> Yeah. They're never going to see what's under I've been to Sturgis. >> I've been kidding you. >> I believe it >> 25 times. I've never showed my tits. >> What about uh >> Never once. >> [ __ ] You ever gone to uh Alona? Is that what it is? >> I've been to Alona. >> Oh, that place is fun. >> It's crazy. >> People walk around his [ __ ] buck, [ __ ] >> Oh, yeah. I have seen I've seen >> literally everything there is to see in Sturgeon. I mean, at the campgrounds, you know, I've seen a girl take a [ __ ] on a guy's motorcycle tank. >> Jesus. >> I mean, it's anything go. >> You know what's weird is people [ __ ] like that [ __ ] the people people are videotaping it and she's going to she's getting the no >> the >> go viral >> I guess the >> the notice that she needs I don't even know about that but in my opinion now we talked about this when we're we just did the last podcast I feel like you can your own surges you can see anybody's you don't mine are like yeah they're special to me >> exactly >> and they're special to my man >> but you don't need to [ __ ] see them there's a million of them around here. So why would I be part of the mass? >> You know what I'm saying? >> Yep. >> I just don't I just don't and I won't. >> Cause me prude. But >> ass [ __ ] >> Do you think you're special? I'm like kind of. >> Yeah. >> I didn't say that. >> Yes, you did. But I feel like Yeah, back to the question. What did I even ask you? Um, what makes like sidetracked as [ __ ] >> sexy and powerful? >> Yeah. I feel like it all comes down to the women cuz every woman has their own >> power limits. 100% powerful. Yeah. So, I'm just going to ask you, are you the type of person to just flash their boobs because everybody's doing it? >> I would. >> I mean, well, I know you would. >> You're asking me? Yeah, >> I'll do it just because >> because I don't give it >> I do not care because >> cuz some people are like a body's a body like I care >> and that's how Marcelo is and she's a stripper so she's just like I was born naked so I have no problem dating naked. >> Everybody's seen anything better than I got to show what I give a [ __ ] if you see whatever. >> You're not going to be impressed. I promise. >> Well, I've literally seen every part of you. Right. >> No, I mean I'm probably walk around how many people out of whoever been here. >> I don't care, >> right? >> I I I just don't. And did I back in the day? Absolutely. You would never get most clients like go in the closet and like get dressed in their lingerie >> and they come out >> and they come out and then like halfway through their shoot they're like, "Fuck it. I'm just going to get changed." >> Yeah. >> You're in lingerie. I was like, I'm not late. >> N >> and I've literally >> I kind of want your job now. >> Like dying. You need some water. >> I can tell you the guy does. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, right. >> Do you know how many guys have asked me to be like my assistant? Oh, I'm sure. >> Every single [ __ ] I have been the light person. >> I just bought a badass new laptop. I'll help out. >> Yep. >> I'll do some editing. >> Yeah, right. I'll edit the [ __ ] out of this. >> I'll hold the lights or the fans or whatever. You want a fan? >> Yeah. Whatever you need. >> Pop it. >> Helicopter. Helicopter. Helicopter. Heat. Heat. N. Heat. Heat.