Reunion

They find their friends. Vena, the Elmas, Hollick, Brog and his daughter — all driven underground while Outset burned topside. Greg the potato mancer shows up with 64,950 gold. The Ferryman's rate has climbed to a thousand a head. Talim clutches the money bag like scripture and weeps.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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What is Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration?

By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

is it time with rocky bouncing around a room
okay so my desk mat is covered in duct tape because my chair keeps punching holes into it
and then my chair gets stuck in the holes uh-huh so i'm trying to get my chair in a hole right now
keep going it's okay you can start nah we've exiled i guess i'll hold the mention
no we'll wait you can start keep going that just well i just made it awkward
easy start the video here we're starting out with raccoons
are you trying to lean over while you're trying to like fix your chair out of the hole it's okay i got
it out did you yeah i'm tired hey everybody it's a full potty workout welcome to another exciting
episode of the raccoons i'm very excited to see you all here karate chop yeah baby that's what we're
waiting for they do say that it's raccoons every other saturday you know who said that
a liar a truther what a small little kobold said that a frog wrapped that no yeah i did not say
no bring up the evidence no bring it up send me the video your honor the evidence no no it's it's
two weekends in a row this week that's not true that's not true we get it as a special treat we have
it twice gee like gee billy they let you have two raccoons oh hi everybody welcome back to another
exciting episode of raccoons i am your host and game master for the evening i'm zorn some people
you know i have these goobers i have to you know be friends with it's me i'm a goober but of course
i love all these goobers they're some of my favorites if starting out with one of my favorites
is minerva it's me hello everybody my name is minerva and i am back from moving i am in my new place
uh it's very big and i am afraid of every corner that i don't know what's in it but i am playing
great crocus today i'm the level eight nor ranger hello the one who doesn't have spiders for roommates
it's cabal wait what i uh i don't know what min is talking about min never left like she was literally
here last session but anyways i'm gonna fucking kill you your favorite frightening cabinet cult leader
hooded horror host here on the terrifying petrified purple platform twitch.tv and i am playing talim
shibura the level eight sparkling targe mages who's also a ghost the one who used to be a ghost but
it's now a resident little guy it's froggy lock oh that's right i died but i got better because i'm
froggy lock and i'm a professional artist and variety streamer here on twitch but you can find me
on all the other social media platforms under the exact same handle froggy lock that's not as
important as what i have to say next which is today i'm playing yes that's right be tools above
the level eight investigator kobold guy and of course we have our ever wonderful salty job
did you know that 10 out of 10 people tends to root rot goon on every other saturday
i'm salt the job your local weirdo with weird facts i play big weirdo heart he can throw rocks at
people hell yeah you can also throw you can also make a papaya papaya papaya papaya papaya papaya
but of course a lot of things happened last session big things were revealed things were
developing you got to meet one of the best characters terry the fairy fairy man
i don't know about that one of course who wants to do a recap for a hero point
well considering you used one of my hero points last week for me uh i can yeah thank you uh
your old 20s yeah it rolled 20s yeah good job yes chat i did read chat i'm very disappointed in
some of you uh yeah i can do the recap let's hear it all right oh no so the goons reappeared on
the boats that they had once been stuck on and had all the things from the farm that they had just
quote unquote visited and they kind of come to the conclusion that once again they have to be
thinking of the exact same thing but and they get swept away again uh one of the boats gets decimated
mated uh and the members of their group kind of get chucked in the water gray was one of them uh this
is where i thought i'd get kind of like thrown out of the session it didn't happen uh
i'm going to kill you with my mind uh but they managed to recover and uh they eventually arrive
at what looks like some kind of fairy market uh they meet a cat man selling fish trying to escape
but it turns out that the ferry that he's trying to escape on the tickets are super jacked up right
now because there's uh well terry the hairy fairy fairy man i'm not hairy i'm terry the fairy
beetle some fairies are beautiful and some look like ball sacks uh thank you for calling me beautiful
you're welcome uh then you know they talk with terry and it turns out there is a place called
shoom town uh and oh right i for sorry let me let me let me back up a little bit there's a
bitch of a fairy who is kind of just trying to keep them away from where she is she's just not
even like in line she's just being a pain in the ass oh cassie cassie exactly so beautiful so you
know they they kind of like have to like fiddle their way through line going sorry sorry sorry
we're not trying to get we're not trying to get in the way sorry sorry sorry uh but they they go to
shoom town and they see the mighty shoom and they speak with him and his translator man all praise
shoom uh the rot flies show up it's not great but they're actually swarms of corrupted fairies
that's really gross and cool at the same time uh lots of good rolls happen and that's because chat
decided it was because i wasn't there uh they take out the swarms a massive rot fly gets it's
shit wrecked by a newcomer in the fight it's vena with the steel chair there was a lot of slapping
on the table on froggie's end uh and with her help they finish off the rest of the rot flies and then
the rest of the gang arrives from up above and this is how we learn about what is going on on the surface
that's where we left off you get two hero points
yay because i took one away my favorite part of last session was with
kessie it's just like it's like hey hey you can't go here and i'm just like throwing flashbang
the powers of a ghost well that's right oh last time you left off uh vena and a whole bunch of
your friends um somehow are here you have no idea you've no idea how they got here you might be
curious a whole bunch of things and let's get us transitioned over so you know i've been like
smashing the like why is my music networking button and uh i might just fix it now so they're smashing
yay i'm so proud of you thank you
and so we return back in the soon town
after dealing with the rot infest rot infested fairies and rot flies and other monstrosities
that try to attack the village you all meet up with your old friends and newfound friends that
you've been bringing with you shoom in which if you identify right it might be the right shoom
uh brings the rest of the delvers over to you all and you see vena will excitedly during this
altercation the reunions and stuff will run over and hug them ever so often hearing her chitter and
chatter with them as if catching up with old friends of course the ones that your friends that you've
made on the surface brug mama helma and thelma your good old friend that potato mancer and holic
have also made it here
uh heart walks over and daps up uh with uh with brog he daps he daps him up he daps back
he daps
good to see you all i'm glad we found you
it's crazy that you're all down here
oh well it wasn't something that we wanted brog will say to you all
i see there it's been crazy up there
we've been trying to get get up there we've been trying to get out of here for like a i don't even
know a long time we we fell down here a while
a long time
i activate time since how long have we been down here zared
oh my god
months right
you you still know that it's it's been months um i've relayed the exact amount of time we've been down
here down to the second he keeps counting the second as your second passes
and uh brog will fur over to his uh his compatriots to be like like well i if you want if you want to
give the the synopsis of it i see helma will kind of like like kind of bring her hands together in a
kind of grandmotherly fashion kind of classroom like like well dearies um let's just kind of say
that uh everything went to not so great up there a great pair of fire was seen over to the side of
the city and everything went just haywire you know death and destruction was everywhere
majority of our area was burned down and and the um the fishery is no more
what
that's right uh thankfully uh we were able to be saved by one of those admari fellows
uh he had a crystal head i think it's one of their agents who came by and we actually came over to
look for all of you we have no idea exactly where you were we gave them your last location
oh and that's when uh vena with her delver friends contracted her friends and even took up the contract
herself to go down and find you all and from we heard from vena she got separated from her friends
after some weird creature messed with them all and ambushed them along with various other deep crawlies
and were deep under the city here and of course we were brought on down along with vena because
other course of action was to perish in the flames of the destruction above or try to find another way
to safety we tried wanted to go to the solitude but things weren't looking great there either and
from what we heard from that my fellow that you were looking for something and if we thought we could
help you we could possibly help us get out of here long away from this city oh we've been gone for so
long i hope that they don't think that we chickened out on them oh no it's like in fact we we knew
exactly where to find you and you see that she takes out uh you see what do you have beetle i forgot which
one it was there was a spoon there it is a spoon with a little gem at the bottom
and she says yeah mari fellow said to trust in this to find you it took us a while every single
time it would point us in one direction after a week or two would point a completely different way
you're all over the place i think that's just the nature of down here he planted a tracker on us
beetle takes out his fork or sorry yeah he's like a planted a tracker on you huh but
frog how could you do this dies it looks at you as an inanimate object when
he turns and he throws the fork away you throw it you throw it off to the side and makes a clang on
the ground it'll go fuck you frog it'll go pick that up it lays there insulted but immovable
it helped them find us yeah but now it's gonna help the admari find us
oh yeah um everyone i'm sorry to tell you this but um we might have been
snoop we might have been uh befuddled uh betrayed the the word you're looking for is duped yeah duped
that's the one yeah that's the one yeah that word haunts us every campaign
uh so they wanted the thing uh and heart steps uh over to the side to point at talim the man with
a ghost uh cash well like uh talim you know like has like this big bulging ghostly pack
like on his back and um uh like he looks around he's like are we actually in a position to
bring this out and discuss this are we i mean as fast as possible hey all right so uh talimo like
unladen the pack where he has like the the weird orbular sculpture giant artifact thing
and uh he will lay it on the ground unwrap it and begin to uh channel it back into a uh
god what is it corporeal state i forgot the word yeah that's the key that's the key that mario
fell as one but it's also the thing that croc got and it's supposedly made by a giant have no clue what
it actually is like like the agent mentioned that for us like the sand we could help each other to
find whatever that is you know and they said if you're able to get whatever that unlocks
they're trying to meet back up with them over in admari they said that we were going to leave anyway
and they promised us like safety when we got there
i i'm gonna be a hundred zorn i don't remember why we don't trust the at bar it's been so long since
it's okay it's it's been a while i have a mountain of notes on my side i have an ultra wide monitor
now and i had literally the whole screen filled with everything to run the stream and all that
so forgive me forgive me if things get a little bit loopy so basically to kind of help you remember
because you know for a few viewers and stuff as much as i i wish we were all perfect for human we're
going to forget things um basically the at mari wanted you to basically go over the croc in a
acquire basically the key croc was supposed to go over and get the key he was trying to do that but
he was like no hell no you know at a certain point uh from the conversation and stuff here and what the
information brug just told you you can kind of piece together that the at mari know something's down here
and uh with that key is potentially gonna unlock whatever the at mari people want
it's suspicious so as much as your thing was to go and get the key and everything else
you have found yourself in the position to acquire it and for them you can definitely
understand that if you are to potentially get this it may or may not help you
okay so in terms of like they have betrayed you um they sent you exactly to croc's den to go deal
with that issue uh they haven't like pulled anything under you they haven't gone like aha i actually
plan to kill you the entire time uh and as and as beetle as the investigator quickly surmised
uh that that uh fork was indeed a tracker just to kind of keep an eye and be like are you actually
going to go do the thing or are you just going to just mess mess around right yeah because they'd
already had the issue with croc yeah um so like ansteline like channels it back into a you know
corporeal existence and uh i'm gonna guess like if it's not a hard stone floor like it actually like
sinks into the ground because it's so damn heavy and thalima will look up for it he's like
unfortunately what led us to the point of being stuck down here is when we went to go
retrieve this there was another there already i believe it was some storm some form of undead
ogre lesser giant of some huge and it didn't stop
the blacksmith's den uh and like at that time you know like tilly mike looks over at vena is that
was unable to bear the ensuing conflict and well the rest is as you know so far
yeah and supposedly um the way to use it we didn't really have time to you know go over what
it is and whatever we kind of want to get out before we were supposed to do that we actually want
to talk to you and like master loren if anything yeah of how to use this uh because i have the key to
use it in me he points at his chest i think at this point you basically are the key
i think it's suspicious that they planted a tracker on us yeah um well i wouldn't be surprised
considering what happened with the last group yeah but we're not the last group this is yes but also
you have to realize beetle that in this line of work there are many unscrupulous individuals who will
willingly take on support in a mission uh and then if it is proven to not be to their liking do what
crock did and seek for more monetary gain i don't like it i don't like being tracked i don't like that
yeah great just kind of looks at beetle
she doesn't say anything she just looks at him he looks back do you do you know what this thing is
who are you asking that to uh to all uh to the three individuals who would be experts in weird stuff
uh holic and the elements they they kind of look at the thing that uh talim left down and they kind
of shake their hand like like i have no idea what that is then that thomas says out they probably know
it's just some weird mcguffin but uh regardless what it is we ain't gonna home no more
but regardless of that and this weird situation we're all put in i got some good news
you do what's the good news come on show them the goods and you see your potato man's your friend
bag and he procures a large bag and he opens it up and it's like uh pulp fiction just
it is filled with gold and sprinklings of platinum
to lean gets like thin for a moment and starts to raise upward as heaven is about to take him
yeah this is the largest amount of money you have ever seen and you now hear we have your profits
from all the potato sales to leave us it's it's it's he's he's he's he's all of it he's breaking
stay with us buddy all of it stay with us yeah it's like oh
oh oh sweet merchants of the sense
greg will leave just like just like lanes over just leans over the artifact he just slumps over it
and he just like his eyes fixed on the bag of gold and he's like oh it's so beautiful
hey chat um give me a number one
give me a number that is higher than 40 000
four four four hundred twenty thousand sixty nine excuse me and i'll pick from one here in a
second so anyway we'd like to go get your money hey excuse me i i i mean like to leave us currently
in the process of like did i did i in the point of this conversation finish channeling this thing
back into a corporeal state yeah yeah you take it back you take it back oh okay yeah so like to
leave like like shakily like stands up and kind of like floats towards the bag
hey hey soren did you say more than 40 000 that's right hey cab do you want to know do you want to
have like a very small like cut of how much money this might be if you want to live in a mansion and
we're not talking like a small baron mansion we're talking the highest cost of living in the game that's
five thousand a year
basically you know greg here working really hard so tons of tomatoes at the sea we were making a killing
now the crocs gang was out we were just washing in money but everything started going to hell and we
had to sell the business you know for a substantial amount of money but that business won't survive
one probably because it's burned to a piece or two greg wasn't part of the contract like
like at that point like you know like the the bag is there like talim will attempt to like
grasp greg's shoulders like you know clappable like each shoulder and he's like might be hold on
wait let me uh let me do a a roll because i have a girl acrobatics to see if i can uh if i can touch
anything please please sinks his hands into the gold disappears goes straight to heaven
like like like graham like grabs greg by the like sides of the shoulders and he's like my
my beautiful beautiful apprentice it's like it's like you are you are amazing it's like the to to
take you under my wing was the best was the best thing of my entire own life you are weird it's like
this is a momentous occasion i i'm glad to be of service mr jaleem
and now what i'm a little bit worried about you guys moving down here i'd almost forgotten
we met uh uh uh any side eyes like just there's a lot of people here and he looks at the elbows
directly and cuffs his hands around his snout which is completely useless because his snout has
bigger than his hands we met a uh a witch
uh a witch you say helma kind of like stands up a little bit straighter i'm i'm a little worried
about you guys trying to move down here because she's down here and she really does not like your
business yeah you can see helma and thelma giggle laugh yeah don't worry dearie she's practically
harmless well we did kick her chicken's ass so probably riddles so many riddles they they laugh three riddles
they just laugh and it's like you don't have to worry about her she never leaves her woods
oh okay that's good was worried about you oh dearie we can take care of her just fine
that's good well then i guess if everything's burning upstairs
well i'll just move down here oh dearie we plan not to stay down here it's as you've seen she
motions over to the caves you know all the rocks yes indeed we uh we try to do it in terms of uh
a favor really to the town and they're trying to block everything off we missed a bit but
thankfully you all showed up in time to help out with it but i think that we really need to be
pressing on is getting out of here and through the ferry we must go oh we got bad news about the ferry oh
the ferry is at this point rather how do you say this exorbitant oh what do you mean it it he told us a
hundred gold each oh i you want to try and uh 10x that hmm and she smiles
we had tried to strike a bargain that perhaps you know we could assist in clearing out the infestation
or that at least putting it on a hold to you know make him feel more secure in exchange for a discount
but yeah from what you're saying about things i'm not sure that is going to be possible
it seems people have been like lining up for weeks it seems the fury been got very greedy
holick will say interjecting and also aren't you going to take your gold
greg can't hold it forever oh yeah like talim had gone oh i had gone over and was like standing in
front of greg and uh will i i'm is holick holding the the the bag or no uh greg is oh like greg uh
talim will like take this bag and like sling it over his shoulders like he's like and he'll look at
greg and like greg stick with me wait it's like this business may have burned to the ground but you can
always rebuild as you um as you receive the bag and look into it you can take a generalized account
of is a is it sort of like uh i completely forgot what the bag was called off the top of my dead
um i really my balls to put bag of holding but it's not what it's called here
um it's one of those and as you kind of look into it you i'll take the chat suggestion here because it's
around the number they have on notes about 64 950 gold pieces it's now in your inventory
you are super incumbent
is this a spacious pouch yes yes uh thank you for that number one or number two
two spacious uh number one has 25 bulk and the other one has 50. we'll do number two let me get
that for you oh damn we can stash away 10 corpses in here no it's only for money one
oh my god like thread and needle and sews on a big money patch on it
oh my god
i have to give you a type 3 actually
oh my god how much is that 100 holy crap this baby can fit so many corpses oh my god
corpses worth a lot of money yeah
let's see give me a second try to get you figured out
dude we can fit like 20 corpses in here
hey you're no longer severely over encumbered i think it just destroyed like most of your
your fucking iron thing but you don't use them anyway i'm just imagining this bag is like one
of those cartoon ones where it's like got the dollar sign on it yeah there you go you have all
that money to lean no it is i'll have to ask you character wise is this the richest you've ever been
this is by a significant stretch the richest the clean has ever been
you can found a town with this like i like to lean like like if he looks at the bad he's like i'm gonna turn it into the ghost money
oh my god
and uh
and uh
he's like looking at he's just like running his fingers through it like he's he's just like
like he's like pouring gold like coins through his fingers and um
to lean is
this is probably the most like
avarice that you have ever seen like plume exhibit like you would think you'd be satisfied but he's just
like he's like oh oh we could make so much more money with this it's like the the adventures that
we could start the things that we could invest this into and and greg my boy
it's like oh we could expand this silver we could make you into the greatest mage ever
i'm still trying i i learned how to do this and he does a little stream of water out of his finger
perfection
a little gulp clap
dude he can make infinite water and there's always a need for water
beetle does a wet blink like when you can hear the eyes like oh the little like yeah
yeah that's that's great great um can i get some of that and he goes over with his mouth open
oh he just just turns it and just let you drink this sports bottle
sports bottles beetle
what does it taste like beetle oh water
sweet links of life dog laughing i don't mean to rush us but we did deal with the altercation
and i would like for us to be underway
that's also a great idea heart walks over to that the the thing that artifact and picks it up with
both of his team has it so heavy oh no no i turned to kapoor when i was sitting yeah oh sorry i
thought you said you'd stork to back up hard picks it up like a kettle weight there you go
should um should i feel kind of bad leaving the big shoom here to just like die slowly alone
should we like you know you know i see you know what beetle you know i mean do it quick
i so it doesn't have to sit here in pain for a really long time we should probably talk to the
shoom about that yeah i believe that the shoom and it's something like looks around servants have
their own plans oh okay yeah i just want to make sure yeah as for our side of the bargain i guess uh
uh do we in like to lean more like look between like holic and uh the elmos is like do we stand
any chance of stemming the tide of corruption or is to flee the best option
fleeing would be mouse preferable damn as much as we could make a halt here it would just be delaying the
inevitable would you like to stay here for a seed that'll never be liberated i assume that if
something that big and powerful points nods over at the big shoomer would be corrupted by the rod we
would inevitably go away shoomaxing we've been lucky in the past but we can't win everything i think
they're right then how are we gonna get across the the ferry how are we gonna get on the ferry
greece slowly turns her head towards the bag of money like like yeah like to leave uh what is it uh
beatles like yeah how you know how are we gonna get on the ferry like gleam is like nodding like you
know like yeah how are we gonna get on the ferry how are we gonna afford it yeah everyone concrete
slides to stare at to leave
this is like the third time this has happened to him to leave like like as that happens like
fleam is like nodding and then he like slowly stops nodding and then he like starts to look around at
everybody and he like like then he like looks around a little bit quicker he's like hey
yes why are you looking at me uh great just points at the bag yeah you got the solution right there
yeah to lean pearl clutches the bag
i i um there's there's more than enough in there and for to get us to get everyone across even if we
could dangle that entire bag in front of his face and go hey let everybody across it we'll give this to
you it's so big it's so shiny in front of the turtle his bait before i dangle this bag in okay we
well we could try that first then yeah we'll try that first huh huh how about that go get the water
we'll try that first more appetizing his bait what
come on to leave leave like you have greg right there he'll make more later greg is gonna make even
more think about it this is how much greg made in your absence think about how much he could make
with you there and be like greg is a mighty and powerful apprentice under my study he is not a
resource to be used all i did was make tomatoes or potatoes like it was like tomatoes until he was like
you can make tomatoes now my my product line expired my boy
everyone here is gonna die sorry how many subs of chat have to give for greg be able to make tomatoes
now too oh my god yeah sure i'll do that slowly will slowly he will incorporate olives wheat and milk for
some reason and last but not least last but not least if the man can make something yeasted by
just pointing his finger at it talim can start the pizza empire oh craig's milkies
no never say that again
not the milk man sir oh the lacto man sir so delicious
mistake the session was a mistake all right he can do tomatoes now
all right put up the sub goal good luck twitch chat
if we reach that goal by the end of the stream uh he can do tomatoes oh my god
did you know that you can uh create sulf like very concentrated sulfuric acid from tomatoes
i did not know that i know you can make an incredibly potent uh toxin from it you sure can
why is that general knowledge that you people have why do you need where did you learn that and why
did you need to learn that like so botox right you know what both you know botox is is botulin
i'm going to get botox yeah but botulism toxin is made from like the cane tomatoes and stuff like
it's a neurotoxin yeah i'm putting tomatoes in my jaw basically yeah oh my god that basically you know
like freezes your nerves and everything why am i paying so much to have this done why am i not just
injecting tomatoes into my jaw at home special like rotten tomatoes yeah i can rot a tomato myself
hey yeah but can you get the can you get the botulism dosage right i don't know what botulism
is i'll figure out when i get there the woods had it figured out all along they sure did i need to go
visit a shaman in the woods it's just like how greg probably earned way more money when we realized
that he can make like distilled alcohol from potatoes
so with that holly goes well to lean i don't ask for much but you do owe me a couple horses all of you
whips around and looks at heart heart and beetle probably sweats
harked us at least and we have been helping manage the business for a while turns around
he's like oh look you're so right i i apologize for my my moment of uh of
my ghostly nature over being a dickhead
to leave like just like raises a finger up and like
reaches out just like takes two fingers puts one under beetle's jaw one on top it goes
quack silence it's like paulic you're so right thank you for pulling me out of my uh thank you for
pulling out of the me out of the the worst part of my my ghostly nature you know sometimes i can't
i ordered food and fear brought it down to me
like i was so engrossed in the conversation that she just scared the
she's like she's like oh
that's what happens when you got a fresh wife
of course god damn it shut up
of course now to lean and it beats a gray heart i believe it's time for some decisions to be acted on
i wish not to rush us in to be rude but i would love to survive down here
now yeah you're right not understandable we shall make our way to the ferryman
join us whenever you're ready
you will see that it will begin to the part
it's a lot of tokens you were acting phallic heart goes into a huddle and go so it seems that we
are when we are on the ferry all other previous events will no longer be be available this is the
point of never turned this is that pop-up you get like in the witcher or cyberpunk it's like
this is it do you want to proceed to lean like like like pulls his knees up to his chest and he's
he's like hugging his money bag and he's like he's like he's like so easily obtained
so easily lost
well well think about it like this to me there will no longer be a metropolis right here in this
position where you can earn this amount of money again it's true it was like there's no longer
going to be a place for you to earn this amount of money again to leave like oh
the city is burning you know
wait how long has gray been gone imagine what shocko fox made this city burn
they are the ones that you should blame nah her internet died oh i looked over and i just saw the
plush and i double took i was like what river cast mimic
where's that new pokemon i can't believe the the new elden ring dlc dropped and min is still using
the mimics tier oh my god
yeah um at this time i suppose i would like to wait for minerva um you see vena catching up with
her friends uh over to the sign you see that she's kind of like just kind of conversing and stuff
kind of doting a bit on garivan uh you see shoom just going shoom and uh and wello you know it's
very happy just doing a little dance like a little hopping left and right and of course uh nomadeth
the knight that you saved uh just kind of like picks her up and stuff and gives her a big hug you know
oh we saved some of vena's friends after all
is that vena will eventually come back to you all and go like i'm sorry it took a little too long for
us to to find you and it took a while to track you all down that's fine i was expecting did you see
you went on you just showed up and you were like oh my gosh you're so cool now you see she blushes in
mouse her fur turns pink and i was like i've been i've been delvis for a while and and and these are
my friends i i i think you've met them thank you for taking care of them of course i was hoping we
could get garivan to the surface he's he's not doing so well he's a little sick yes yeah i was like
unfortunately that it's a risk a lot of delvers take but i'm i'm very glad you guys were able to
help him normally people don't make it down here oh i have this yeah and uh she will like when
minerva gets back she would hand a letter to minerva and she'll also hand a letter uh the beetle
uh from mother i suppose it is as you open it up uh basically to save a whole bunch of
photoshop and everything you're pretty it's pretty much tldr it's your mother going where the hell are
you yeah and where's my money oh my god i i i want you to know froggy that when you did the beetle was
like for mother i suppose that was so vinky core oh my god holy shit you're right what the hell oh my
god
uh minerva just to kind of recap you uh some of them have already went up to the ferry uh vena has
come up to you and handed you a letter oh he's gonna take a look see at the letter it is from
one of your daughters
and scrambling scrambling to summarize it is the one you met at crocs morla
and the summary of it is pretty much an apology oh it's apology of the rage and frustration that
she felt from seeing you uh believing that you betrayed you betrayed her but
from but deep down inside that she knew you didn't do that
but she was just hurt for not having you there
gree's quietly reading over this letter and she slowly like brings a hand to her muzzle and she's
she's she's choking back a bit of a sob at the very end at the very end of it saying like
i'm leaving like i'm leaving outside it doesn't feel safe here anymore i'm gonna see if i can find a
place to rest or settle down somewhere in the solitude and maybe go somewhere else
but you're alive but if i find you again one day just remember it's you know
i want to at least say say it to your face that i love you
she just lets out a horrible little sniffle sob and she's just like they made it out
they're alive oh that's great oh they're alive
beetle reaches out to hug her calf
gray absolutely just kind of like scoops up beetle and just gives him a squeeze
wow picks up uh gray in turn so there's a double layer of picking up people
yay
tallym holds his gold
did my did my brother give you this letter
it's uh yes did she say where she and the the family were going
uh i believe um no actually she didn't say anything she said that if you were to find her
that you would you would know where
thing i guess when times get rough for your family you guys might have holdouts or so
uh his eyes shoot from one direction to the other this is beetle war i can't i can't make too much
shit up for you so yeah for all i know all the all the kobolds are actually secret agents for
another government that i don't know about so i'm like
you can say whatever you want at this point i'll roll with it
this is your character james bond the entire time i feel about it i'm like no whatever works for your
story whatever works for your story you make up whatever i'll roll with it now we're both here
like yeah whatever works i'll roll with it we're playing we're playing narrative chicken and i'm
gonna basically take you by the throat and say make something up go for it it's your guys oh
christ okay i'll i need time to think about it all right tell me some other time yeah i can't
i can't wing it on the fly right now right here uh vena will uh kind of stand there like
i'm i don't know if we can stow away on the ferry or anything but if i overheard correctly it seems
the you know the ferryman has raised the prices again oh yeah hon
i well no the to the prices that we're already aware of apparently last time they asked the price
was around a hundred gold hmm it's a thousand now she shudders at the price hike
he's like that's why we're looking at that gray kind of just looks at the bag of gold again
my mommy
what what do we do and vena looks at all of you
what do we do to leave just hugs his money bag distraught
he knows what's coming he knows
hey to lean like the the game master the player
there's always an option
it's called threat
i've it's like feel free to explore avenues hey yeah
i wonder if he will give a bulk discount
he might considering we help deal with that wave that just came through it's worth a shot
i mean you could buy up his entire business
i could
but where am i going to store a giant turtle
you could make him your employee
we could eat the turtle
well yeah turtles are delicious
i can't eat food
turtles delicious
but we can
can't you press to digitate some flavor into your mouth
come on to leave come on
okay what do we need to do before we leave guys
no i think we're i don't think there's anything we have to really worry about
so we just need to convince talim to actually give up some of this money
i mean if he doesn't hollock's going to keep holding the horses over his head
sure will our head
yeah wait wait right
all right but wait what what did you what did you just say
what did you what did you just say salty like what did heart just yeah yeah
yeah yeah that sweat no no no no no no no no no like no like repeat what heart said
you heard what i said oh my god
you just need to do something what was it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah you can convince convince
to use some of the money yeah all right zoran play you the battle music put up the boss hit
bar okay the boss life bar okay
the dark souls bar shows up like the ghost of cash the shade of capitalism
believe is just like oh wait we just made all of these profits but we'll make more when we're out of here
yeah it's always good to reinvest some of your profits into an accessible business
that's the spirit there you go buddy
help you for the rest of your days you're already doing that
you hear heaven's gates to shut
but hey i wouldn't have it any other way buddy
yeah dude yeah i would prefer my life to be haunted by you than to not be haunted at all yeah
i think
yeah maybe we could have beat without a haunting i don't know i don't really know what it's like to
never i'm heading to the fairy so like oh oh
so lean just stares and i'll kill you in minecraft
commit tnt heart uses a bit of his magical powers to hold talim
so he can carry talim over so talim can keep on baby crutching his fucking money bag when
it's just like holding his money bag and like the heart just like scoops him up by his armpits and
like holds him out in front of him yeah talim is just a disobedient cat at this rate yeah so
so you can go no i don't wanna i don't wanna i've changed my mind i don't want to spend the
money i'm not too bad for the rest of eternity i have it i can no no no no come on come on like
kalim is thrashing the entire time it's like fitfully in hearts hands yeah
so i assume you all go back to terry we all go back to terry the fairy ferryman
the greatest npc that
the greatest npc that brockus has ever seen to uh to save us time here for so i don't have to have
a billion tokens i just won't have them all there you don't like playing npc the game no you don't
like playing every character in your tabletop rpg every single one not all at the same time
not all at the same time in the same place i already played warhammer i'm good
it's all right it's easily explained if if if what is it kessie kessley kessler
karen whatever is still there like yeah kessie she's like oh they're back
the one the person who uh you do pass up though you hear a familiar
i've heard a lot of commotion from the passengers everything okay
and you see the ovenik who's still selling some chickens only if and you've when you look at it
they've only sold two more we gotta bring that guy with us
uh
rashes fitfully i got some bad news but also some good news which do you want first oh
oh you can tell me the bad i i can take it uh we're definitely gonna have to flee the village
but the good well uh there's like a whole bunch of rot and and flies and it's all out of control
and the big shoom is gonna die and uh shoom town is done shoom town's done but we're that shoom
town is relocating that's the good news and we we have gold to get you on the ferry come with us
we're getting everybody on the ferry everyone everyone's getting out of shoom town
taleem he has the mushrooms dude a little bit higher till he was gonna pick up
dude he has he has the chickens he can feed people
that's right bring those chickens oh oh wonderful what's that screaming and you say that he'll like
take his little cart full of chickens and begin to wheel it over don't think about worry about it
it's fine yeah we just we're happy to help isn't that right to leave in hearts arms we're just so happy
to help right to leave well well thank you like protagonist should right to leave
right to leave i hope the rest of the village is gonna be okay
windows turned my audio down again for some reason
i saw you trying to do the away microphone bit like too low too low yeah no windows just turned my audio
down i was like what the but uh that you see the oven uncle come come with you all and he'll get in queue
and in front and in the queue you see a couple more fairies
tearing you know obviously taking in money and cash and you see cassie the fairy in line nearly at the front
we continue to sit there discontent with it
we're gonna leave her right what no yeah she's so beautiful
pretty privilege
you can't let her die we don't what you can't do that just because she's pretty why not
because it's my money and i want it now because she's stupid because she's stupid you know she's
stupid that's not that's not a reason to let somebody die it's better than for her being pretty
being the reason she ain't dying that's true come on talim let's get that money over to terry
oh my god where is everyone else at i want them to see my valiant sacrifice
they're on the second they're on the second floor of the barge they're all over there
points at the not unseen upper deck where all of the npcs are
what you see is that the turtle is one platform you see there's like a little under area but it's
more like you can surmise that's where they really put cargo or something it's like a fairy so it's
not like a ship ship they're all over there talim
come on everyone will see once we actually get up there yeah you can make a big boastful statement but
we need everyone to negotiate for a bulk discount like we will see what we can do come on like for
for things everyone's with you you get to be the hero of all these people yeah i don't want to be a
hero i want to be rich shut up you can be both we'll remake the money later that's never how that works out
come on all right he was just like just dragged along by heart you will be a big investor today
i this is not investing this is just an expense you are investing with your clever double talk i told you
everything you know about business think about how much everyone is gonna feel like they owe you after
this oh yeah you're like a savior the shack hot sauce face he's like
they come up to the line you see terry allows one fairy to hop on and uh you see that kessie comes up
and she starts making a whole bunch oh my god finally i've been here for a long time and i just
want to know what minutes you got on board i want to make sure that i got my own room i got my own place
it's about this but this big i got my own dress you got drinks on board and she just keeps rattling off
and you just see terry just kind of just kind of leans up against the post and just starts just smoking his cigar
yeah yeah she's awful yeah yeah she could stay here yeah i'm getting i'm getting retail ptsd help and at
the very end of all of her demands uh you hear terry just go well if you really want all the luxuries
it's gonna cost you extra two thousand gold
and she goes what what the heck is dude and of course she she freaks out and everything else and
she looks behind her to the one the other fairy and you see that fairy just hands up like no
like nope yeah and then she looks at all of you and she flutters over
hey we're waiting our turn back here hey hey we're waiting our turn and instead of here like
hey she goes like i would really like some assistance if you please
oh my god she just splashed spay with talim's light spell
talim is just like he's being there like held under the armpits by heart and like clutching his
money bag protectively and he's just like yeah he's just like no
hey snoring i'm snoring i have a feet a fun little feet i haven't been able to use you got two of them
feet yeah i got i got intimidating prowess which allows me to intimidate people without saying
anything it removes the aura the vocal tag so i can just stare at her i want to demoralize
okay go ahead and target her and roll intimidation yep
oh my god natural 20. she now that she finally has to face you all instead of just passive
aggressively being to the side i think she's in a higher position she is terrified of you
she's terrified of the group but she still tries something she's still trying something um talim
roll me a will save
i'm just gonna hit her point to re-roll that okay
oh it's worse so you're all 17 total then a 16. she came up to you and go like wow you're like
super rich and stuff and oh my god you're bangly bits and your mouth make you look so awesome
oh my god please she cast charm on you you gotta be kidding me and unfortunately that's a failure
and a failure the target's attitude becomes friendly towards you it was friendly becomes helpful but i can't
use hostile actions against you that's right you read that mike so pretty and she blinks a couple
times at least like she's singing dot pretty blinding lights and you know like someone who's that
powerful magic to be really awesome and you know is she batting her eyelashes is she batting her eyelashes
everything like she's like bing bing bing bing bing bing bing you know like
talim is like he's like like uh what is it uh like leaning his head back he's like yes yes i'm a powerful
mage yes i am that's right what is going on is it is terrible
i like it sounds cool is that hey like i need like a little extra money to go to the fairies
so i don't get eaten alive could you like help help a fairy out no don't help me i mean she's like a
really good person you've recognized how amazing and powerful and skilled and uh you know absolutely
amazing good business that i am so you know i could always you know we could make a agreement no
oh i'm always i'm always open to making you know like a a good and fair business venture with a
friend are you serious right now tell him she's not even worthy of being like an intern what are you
talking about it's like no i do not see that she recognizes is there any way that we can bust him out
of this are you doing this to get back at us this isn't funny the spell does last for an hour
sure oh no and tell him did fail the save so to break it there's not like a continual save for
this but also i don't think our characters know that like explicitly yeah you don't know yeah that's
correct um but you would all see like i'll give you the angle that like this is wildly out of
tilliam's characters tilliam's been flash banging this fairy yeah every time she would dare speak
god so this seems wildly out of character like uh roll me a perception check for all of you except
to lean
oh i rolled a total of a 22. a total of 21. i got a total of 30. heart you're the only one who notices
this is wildly out of character for talim gray is very distracted i'm trying to get back at us
to leave this isn't funny
what are you talking about i i have always been i have always been generous towards those who
ignore you guys qualities i would i am always willing to you know help out as long as and like
talim like lowers his head and like looks at uh cassie and it's like an agreement is made
yeah what you're doing this to get back at us you're doing this to spite us heart crops to lean
to leave like looks at cassie's like you know even amongst friends
there's always a good bit of business to be done i want to grapple can see
come on come on there we go yeah athletics yeah baby
you're strong you you successfully grapple her it's a total of 21 so it's sure it's a grab
your fat's headache mate heart stares at her and goes release him and then he oh
and then he opens his mouth and slowly starts to lean closer to her
oh god roll me he's like heart what are you doing so for this yeah roll me an intimidation
the dude i know technically is on cooldown but we'll use the rules for it anyway for this okay um
roll me another one yeah
intimidation
i rolled a three for a total of 16 but i will use my hero boy oh
i rolled a 19 for a total of 32. yeah baby that's a critical success that sure is let me try to get
your ear point thing here i think it's our little interface to do that let me go bloop you have no more
you're like five five five and she kind of just snaps her fingers you know in a way and talim
this fucking fairy you know what happened
what is going on talim raises up a hand and it like starts to like create a ball of flame it's like
oh i see how it is you know yeah i'm very much willing to negotiate but for those who try to use
magics against me i assume that there is a price to be paid is there not for a bad business
it's just like you said it's just like you said fey they have these weird powers that like you just like
you said oh hey what did you do to leave see she panics and looks around and then she just
yeah it's like as chad says she starts crying um and she's like just no one would help me
yeah you're being an asshole no one ever helps me because you're an asshole lean will lean in and
like he'll like get rid of the ball of the fire babe but he will like lean in and steeple his fingers
like so you want to leave she nods as she sobs what are your skills
magic obviously yeah uh i can't i i know magic
do you think that you can rein in your hubris to be personable i i i i can try
to lean will pull out a writing set and he's like they fail like packs don't they
she looks at it and looks at you you know that
what are your turds
you work for a little cat man now a small contract of service for a dear apprentice of mine
yeah oh oh my god that's smart you will be back and call and assist him in all things
she sniffles and she kind of very fair he's also a very charming lad
but if ever you cross him and like to lean like looks up at heart
yeah i'll eat ya
you get to live and you get to work with a extremely skilled set of individuals
yeah yeah yeah and i won't eat ya roll me the plumb sea
okay
i rolled a seven but i'm gonna spend a hero point on that
do you have your appliance love i do yeah check everyone yeah check everyone thank you nice
that is significantly better that is a 25 as opposed to like rolling to seven before
in fear being bored by heart she blinks her eyes and you see some and try to flutters what
wings are sort of free and you see some fairy dust fall onto your contract um and you see that
her signature is at the bottom to lean will you know like he writes up the terms it's like she is
now a uh she's now familiar for greg until which time greg passes from this mortal plane in exchange
for paying her way and saving her life
she is now released still framed to lean will turn around and say greg my wonderful apprentice
my precious my precious my precious boy meet your new familiar cassie
cassie will sheepishly flutter over she goes hi and you see greg just he just he's speechless
cassie will help you in all things my beautiful wonderful cherished and he like looks at cassie
when he says cherished
you see greg will sheepishly look down and and so does cassie and and everything else and they just
just awkward yeah
roll up the contract and like tuck it in his robes
all right uh let's get on that fairy i guess yeah you see the other fairy was processed while you guys
were waiting and now the true boss of this campaign
dark souls boss bar pops up
you see before you
i familiar your face
of terry the fairy fairy man
terry's like a level three combat encounter not because he can harm you because he can put you to
sleep and fly away and whatever he built like a like a grocery bag full of mashed potatoes
you see this chat that's what a level 10 social encounter looks like
all right okay
it's gorgeous welcome back to terry the fairy fairy man's fairy emporium how can i help you
you know terry my ever entrepreneurial individual you beautiful and successful might i add man no
and so i have a proposal you don't have to hear me bulk discounts
probably diplomacy or something you think you could roll to convince him of a discount
all i have is diplomacy there was do you have lore underground if you want i do have i do have
lore underworld man those hero points are looking real nice right now wish you had some
uh yeah it would be really nice um hey jordan can i get a hero point for forging the contract with
a fae that's at the chat not me ah damn it it was worth a shot it would have it would have worked
if there's some dicks me over you guys get that punishment down the line
so fuck y'all yeah
so god yeah you know i'll just i'll go with diplomacy because it's just straight up diplomacy he's trying
to negotiate yeah and um yeah so jeline will be like it's like what if i could bring i don't know say
a 15 16 perhaps 17 individuals perhaps we could not like your affair for one or two off of the price
it's such a large amount of money and you're already so successful of course
no shot are you fucking kidding me right now you gotta be kidding me
what is it in my hands
campaign
fucking signifying roles this is where you die this is where the entire campaign goes in a
different direction okay hold up
what's the it's time for a complication we're gonna do a couple things here real quick we got
to set up the scene but first what's that um uh what's that gained where it's like like the lawyers
or whatever like you like objection and stuff like that for some reason right thank you yeah we're gonna
get a song here real quick i know it's video game music i try my best to do everything about
timpletopaudio.com which is where we get most of our music you should definitely go there to get your
table top RPG music needs uh but oh do you want do you want the one that is not uh copyright claimed
uh send me one that you think i need something that's like a duel of the minds you know like
something something to fit that
there you go
fate was just like even if you get a hero point
you can't use it you can't re-roll god that's our thing for for the ones when we're thinking of
changing it because you guys do it with grace because it becomes funny some other players get
really bent out of shape and stuff whenever one happens so we're thinking of changing it so
oh god um sorry for the loud thing there chat but i guess we'll do that
i don't know this is like is this
this is no that can't work uh we need to figure something else uh i'm looking for something like
it can't be that loud let's see debate music we're doing it all live don't worry
this this could potentially work the cassie charm still has a lingering effect it scrambled my
freaking brain there we go
that one doesn't work either we'll try this if this doesn't work we'll just do some generic music
this'll work yeah that's what i wanted
yeah that'll work it's the whole pursuit music all right let's go figure out what your complication
is okay on how bad we're gonna mess you up thank you to the lovely patrons who brought these things
here let's see
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give him one that makes him stupefied one i'm trying to find one let's see
it's stupefied like carrie flange with his award-winning smile
oh this one might work hold up uh i gotta read it you're too excited for this
holy
i don't even know what you're gonna do and zorn you're a bastard i'm not like this is them
thank you safie you submitted this in 2022 we all pull this from a hat so
you just so you know if you're still watching this show it came in and it is perfect for exactly
what happened i hate this the complication name is rusting currency oh my god no metal can rust
silver can tarnish and teeth can decay something happened with the currency the player is using
for a trade or bargain either got damaged bent corroded or tarnished to the previous run on
circumstances but the player unfortunately discovered that a part of his money is in bad
state and will be hardly accepted
oh no
this is a brutal complication what the
fuck that's a really brutal complication so something tells me out of all of the money that
we have procured from greg's uh profits we'll have just enough for what we need and that's it
that's our luck though and i'm not i'm not messing with you chat that is in the complicate we have a
spreadsheet for it all that's that's there that's in the complication like that's what they written i
read it read it verbatim exactly what they put in i i didn't fucking put it in i i have the receipts i am
not fucking with you it's from 2022. wow how much of the money is ruined
roll me my head roll me a d100 cab
two years in the making finally
oh my god you lucky son of a bitch you wrote a one on a d100 how do you do this only one percent of
your money how the fuck is damaged or tart you saved it you lucky son of a
bitch you you tore defeat you you tore your failure the jaws of defeat you rat bastard okay so so we
can't we can agree we can agree that the next system that we're playing with this group is a d100
system right this has been an emotional roller coaster my heart is going so fast right now if
if we can only roll once this often we need to start playing one d100 system
i can't believe you rolled two ones and the second one helped
the bait is still on talim shaburam terry looks down or there looks down looks you up and down or
so and sees your bag of money you may he may see some of it it's aware he's just kind of like your
money doesn't seem to be so good here is it have you this guy's coin to try to swindle me
and like talim is like fishing like through he's like fishing through the bag like trying to pull
out like you know like sterling pieces of platinum or whatever it's like yeah it's like i would never
try to swindle a fellow business person it's just it seems you know in the adventures and everything
like that just some of them gets gets banged up and you know sometimes you don't pay attention because
you're in the heat of battle like talim is fumbling so as you fumble talim has been doing a lot of the
talking for a lot of this uh other people in the party are more than happy more than happy to kind
of bring you in if somebody else wants to come in and try to help in talim's situation because as right
now with the influence system like terry the fairy fairman is kind of like this guy's up to something
i'm not trained in diplomacy but grail kind of like how i'm like yeah like we have to deal with
a lot of monsters and stuff shit gets banged up all the time and i will roll you can you can roll me
in uh nature for that so what i do like so in pathfinder second edition like i've explained this in the past
before just to reiterate you don't like i'm making a stretch with the nature roll uh but if you can
justify the skill roll like say for example like well yeah like you're trying to convince someone
to like camping out in the in the woods and stuff yeah like yeah so doctors can discuss things with
medicine yeah or you could tell someone that their product actually is not very good with a crafting
role you know and stuff like that you don't have to use diplomacy all the time so i encourage that
that's that's what i was thinking would be the most fitting but like with the that explanation that
does make the most sense uh so yeah i will roll for nature yeah all right i'll allow it that's a total
34 baby he kind of terry kind of pondered but he kind of strokes his jowls hey you may have a point
there he's like yeah maybe i can kind of get this underway just hmm
i'm not quite sure also welcome readers you're going to see the best member of the show
who else wants to try and convince terry uh harry the fairy fairy man heart wants to point out i'm
sorry terry uh i was the one that made some of those colors look really bad i want to roll deception
okay i'm you know me it's hard like i like you buddy but
you know my hands weren't made for counting coins i mean look at them they're too big that's true that's
true i remember he scuffed some of the coins by accident they're so valuable i'm sure you could
buffer them up i'd like to yeah it's just a bit of heart grease yeah heart grease no i'm gonna i'm gonna
i'm gonna roll a deception can i use pursue a lead since this is related to getting the out of here
i suppose your money will be good here i guess i'll allow it yeah knew a handsome guy like you would
understand but as for a discount for you and all your friends i'm not sure i'm quite convinced
why why should i when everyone else has been paying a premium what makes you so special well i
mean um we did take out those uh lovely you know individuals that were bothering shoomtown and look
at all the referrals that we made for you look at this big group of people behind us who are eager to
come and pitch in their coin to get on your boat it makes sense to give us a discount not not only that
but and i will actually do a crafting role to be like while we are in transit i think perhaps i could
maybe help you by putting some additions or maybe some extra accoutrements on the ferry is there any
maintenance that perhaps you need done i am quite a skilled craftsman myself until him will like start
to like uh list off like little things that you know like could maybe you know like i don't know
expand or like make the platform more stable or maybe a bit fancier maybe a uh maybe a captain's quarters
okay okay okay go ahead go ahead and make me the roll we'll see if it works out okay
oh oh thank god but you're all over 30 that's a total of a 36
see terry the ferry ferryman go my god needs some assistance the old your platform is definitely in
need of some maintenance and if you just kind of casually look it looks like a ramshackle
thing put on top of the giant turtle it needs some leaven you know yeah it looks like
shit i can't get your balls until he was just like with my plans and skills we can turn this
into quite the luxury venture to stack even more high-paying clients for such a successful businessman
as yourself well the clientele here will already be dead so not much of a business left
to be here but could be brighter horizon somewhere else exactly you'll understand yeah who else would
like to convince terry to terry or terry the fairy ferryman uh when heart realizes that talim goes with
what we can bring to the ferry uh heart shimes up by holding out two hands and he creates a
watermelon in one hand and a bunch of like chestnuts in the other one and he goes i can
make food i can cook for every single person on the ferry and you don't have to pay a dime and i
want to roll lower cooking to present um as he starts like cooking stuff right in front of him
this all of a sudden is a monster hunter sequence
yeah exactly that's me that's me dude that's me or just makes a fruit salad right in front of terry
yeah and i rolled a total of a 28. and like terry will look at your amazing cooking skills and go
oh i do need to make sure everyone's fit and happy i hold out the pina colada to him
oh he sips a whole pina colada yeah
beetle or gray oh beetle just uh he said early oh god what did he even say
uh well gray brought up the uh taking out the the rot creatures i didn't get to roll for it though
because we just immediately moved on to the next part you roll for nature for that right yeah
he did the deception thing but then he also said um that was that was during um when we were talking
about the coins not convincing oh sorry right i thought it was the same thing as assault i heard
that for that but if you want to roll uh i roll and restate your argument well i mean we did we did
help take out the rot creatures that were invading shoom town not that long ago i like to think that we
have some kind of uh defensive capabilities while we are on the uh on the route for that one you can
do uh i'll allow survival role or diplomacy even oh that's right i will roll for survival beetle
head pitched in and said um look at all these referrals that we made you don't think that we
deserve some kind of discount for bringing all these customers to your ferry when things were just
widening down i just rolled a 31 okay like oh yeah well you know if some danger is happening you can
help protect me exactly 28 on my diplomacy it would be the last batch of money i'll be making today
all right hey chat how much should the discount be
give me give me a percentage number
so you're 15 yeah six nine thanks murder
one percent twelve two thirty two five thirty
okay okay all right we're gonna chat in youtube chat okay all right
fine instead of a thousand each we'll do
i guess with all your services included for the payments and stuff
we will do a hundred each because you guys quickly succeeded on a lot of roles
and so with that terry the ferry ferryman will lead you all on to the ferry itself and you see as a
rickety thing and over its railings you'll see that there is a turtle
just chilling out underneath it oh finally
see the entire group will hop aboard
as i try to move all these tokens like i'm playing warhammer you have so many that's what happens when
you start getting to a to a thing so with all of that he goes ting ting ting and he kind of like
takes out a sort of like a little stone like thing and he goes he's trying to go berry
oh my god and you see it's berry the ferry yep buried the ferry and bury the turtle turtle will
begin swimming forward and off you go and we're gonna go take a break
yippee welcome everybody to ride dudes we are back and you are setting sail into the
vast expanse of water that is underneath the city of outset a top a ginormous turtle has a platform
on their back terry the ferry ferryman is at the front directing the turtle on where to go
but it's quite odd to see such a large body of water underneath the city you're not quite sure
exactly where you were going but you were going away from the horrors that you have left behind
on this ferry of course you have uh like some fairies who kind of stowed themselves away
and one varying token that i need to put back but you're all on top of the fairy itself
what are you guys doing you guys want to talk to anybody maybe play some cards
guys i'm so tired gray is kind of like sitting on the floor kind of slightly curled up she's having
a bit of uh motion sickness yeah just a little bit just a smidgen she does not like the waves
uh talim is uh sitting there's talim is quite content at this point he's like he's like
only paid only on like two thousand gold
pretty good but he's also like as he's there like talim is just he's in an amazing mood
he is just the probably the happiest you've ever seen top of the world yeah he's like i keep
racking up the w's what you're gonna do with the money and uh like talim is like oh i suppose we have
to see where we're going to go next and see what opportunities present themselves of course we have
you know we have you know greg with us we have everything we could make a settlement it's true
we could but you know like i think it's that's quite a lot of gold i want to make sure i have a
a nice i mean like cool like uh like how uh what is it uh pant the pallet should be like i want to make
sure i keep a nice reserve and uh but he also has his like writing set out and he's looking around
and he's kind of like sketching out um little like ways to improve the raft and not make it you know
ramshackle as he's like but in the meantime i plan to keep my hands busy
and he's like what are our agreement with and he looks over and he's like harry
like he seems to like obviously clenched teeth yeah oh yeah i guess if uh if you need help with
you know any of that um i'm here um you know i'm not really busy my hands are free
oh your hands are free you see terry will fly over and he goes for the moment i believe it's time
to get to work we have a lot of hungry passengers
uh that's true yeah hard if you want to make some food i could pass it out
you know he points to to lean but you better get to constructing better platforms because they're a
little bit rickety it's not meant to hold this many people to lean will actually like he'll finish
up what he uh was you know uh like writing down and like and like sketching out with you know like
charcoal and like a little bit of ink and he's like he's like of course of course i actually i wanted to
run this by you to see if you know this is what you're going for for an aesthetic uh purpose as
well my aesthetic is working and money making get to mark
something like kind of balks a little bit he's like of course of course they are
and you pull out his repair kit yeah
as you pull out your repair kit now so you see how the platform is it can kind of be kind of
determined of sections of squares yeah and some corner pieces uh each of them the one in the middle is
the most solid imagine this like a survival game in some weird way and you like would see the health
bar and everything on the outside except for terry's position in the middle is at 100 percent
everything else a little bit in disrepair which one you like to tackle first i would like to tackle
you said the the the one that uh on the outside see this middle square that you're in yeah yeah that's
fine this area uh this pointed area here where terry is at is okay everything else is in a bit of
a disrepair um i to lean will go over to where uh brug is at and yeah yeah and he will ask if you
like if brug can you know like if if he wants to like move off onto the like central platform or if you
know like if he wants to go hang out with hollick because he's going to try and shore up this platform
yeah they'll move out for you yeah certainly we'll be over here all right so you're going to be there
roll me a crafting check but as you roll that i'm not going to turn my attention over to uh heart and
beetle as terry the fairy fairman will come over and go like like we need food as quick as possible
people get very angry and hungry throughout the journey you saying you can cook a meal of course of
course of course cook i mean what are you waiting for oh yeah uh sorry about that uh heart will go
over here towards this corner so he can that area begins to sag and creak under your weight especially
with the item yeah uh heart maybe cook closer to the turtle's middle perhaps leave the item in the
middle weight distribution weight distribution i mean i i don't want it to fall off the raft yeah
it's looking a little weak over over there okay i'll stand here then uh heart puts it down squats down
next to it and then makes like a cutting board okay uh he he just makes one uh it grows out of the planks
underneath him into like a cutting board above him and then he sits there with his bare hands and just
creates a vegetable and then cuts it up all right what'd you just do heart can you can you reinforce
the boards with magic no it's not that great wood like look and he picks up the table and breaks it in
too oh okay yeah yeah it's not like good enough to make something permanent okay okay okay yeah as you
were sorry yeah yeah sorry sorry about that beetle no no i don't apologize no no no i like it when you
ask questions you're smart and uh grail kind of wobble a little bit in her place she tries to push
herself back up because oh oh god tell me hurt yeah and she's over there with like a hammer and everything
it's like if heart could make wood we would not be in the adventuring business what is that true
we'd probably be doing something with thinking of making wood or carpenter what uh roll me a crafting
check hurt yeah all right 12 for total 22 nice all right beetle what are you doing he's waiting for
heart to finish making the food so he can start handing out oh yeah if if anything uh heart makes
like a little stone slab so he can start a fire on top of it and not on top of the raft oh my gosh
and then he puts uh his cooking kit like straight on top of it and goes beetle can you light the fire
and tend to it oh uh yeah okay there we go that's what people's doing and then he just summons
uh whatever and waves over greg to be like put potatoes in it okay greg will help out and putting
potatoes and stuff in it yeah just just just summoning potatoes so beetle two things yeah yeah roll me a
crafting check to tend to the fire yeah yeah shot he got down check how he gave me total of 34. okay uh
uh you did not burn the place down good uh and and as you get food and begin to hand it out as
you wanted uh roll me a perception check
oh 30. i stretched okay okay great you're you're not feeling great on the sea vessel right or water
oh she's got a bit of a bit of a bit of motion sickness going on me a fortitude save oh no
rolling rolling rolling that is a total of 23 you're able to stave off a bit of sickness
you're able to hold it in you're still a little but yeah she's just like just fine
she's she's leaning against like various things she leans against hard as she walks by at one point
she's like excuse me sorry sorry with that uh well what else would we like to do i'm sorry i
interrupted uh she was gonna um talk to brug for a second to check to see how his daughter is oh like
is his daughter okay like the little cat like oh she's fine and he'll tilt his head and see the
little kitten will pop out out of his hair which is a little bit behind him oh thank goodness with
everything going on i was so afraid for your little one you hear a little she gives a thumbs up
so cute uh gray roll me a perception please rolling rolling rolling rolling that is a total of 31
all right there's nothing um beetle and gray yeah
beetle and gray oh yeah froggy i'm scared what's what's up man
what's up man what's up man everything's going bad you're feeling great there you're feeling
wonderful passing out a little bit of food right there having a real good time awesome i bet i bet
gray over there is having a little tummy wummies tummy wummy and uh not having a really good time
you know not having a tumorific experience if you would say uh people start getting food and just
begin to hand it out that sounds absolutely phenomenal uh yeah absolutely you know hearts doing a
really good time and for clean your role uh you were able to reinforce all these platforms just
fine so great job there talene did a really good job there trying to secure the whole base
why is the music building like that and then of course all your friends and everything all of them
that you love are on the platform just looking at each other they're all looking at you just all happy
you've had them all fed it's like everyone's back together like no big no happy family no but of
course but of course gray and beetle and you've been passing things out having an absolutely terrific
family family wonderful time knowing that a daughter a child a kitten is now on board
you notice something unfortunate shadows to the sides of the turtles
begin to swim around prodding over to the side wondering what's going on what's happening
what is occurring under the water who would like to check for me lock
lock i don't know this is the right effect is this it no i got a billion buttons is this what
lock there's something under the turtle a lot of things are under water you you need to check
i can't do it from here what and beetle scrambles over to the edge and and he sticks his nose over the
water great watches roll me a perception check with fortune oh but that means it's like rolling for
advantage in dnd you can toggle the fortune effect when you do a roll on the window there
if you can't figure that out just roll twice take the highest
gave me two options
oh well that's only a total 23. we got one difference who else would like to look
uh gray will do it girl she'll stick her face in the water
beetle did audibly say hey lock i think there's something under the turtle can you go look so like
other people heard oh that's a that's a total of 19. i didn't see shit you don't believe beetle you
think beetle for some reason just you know you could hear a point it you could hear a point it you
could hear a point i could hear a point it i think i will hear a point it looks at the kitten you
could hear a point okay look it's it's one better oh my fucking god oh my god jesus christ no it's a
tony huh i hate this game i hate this game i like i like tank banger in twitch chat you do not
recognize the bodies in the water ew ew ew ew ew oh i hate that i hate that i love scp shit i don't like that
i hate that so so everything just got really quiet it's really quiet yep sure did that's what
happens when you go from gradually crescendoing fear music to dead silence how uncomfortable beetle
and gray you notice not bodies in the water
but you notice that there is a form
that is catching up to you all oh fuck not only are there shadows to the side which you now notice are
fish getting closer and closer to the turtle's feet swarms of them even and you begin to
to feel the platform shake a little bit as you go kind of echoing through the water as a turtle
shifts and tries to paddle itself awkwardly under the water you gotta be kidding me right these fish
are attacking its feet but you notice something different something behind the turtle is rushing
towards it incredibly fast oh no and it begins to surface you see a large
serpentine-like creature begin to approach
i need all of you to roll for initiative
lock lock lock lock
oh you're screwed
good luck solid
that there definitely is a terror of these waters i would never face it alone
oh my god guys there's a big giant
fucking fish coming behind us and a bunch of tiny fish around us
chat probability of success
heart be sure to uh roll the initiative thing oh yeah yeah yeah sorry about that when in doubt you
can open up the combat log and then just click the dice thing here we go
arrow the natural one oh my god nice roll for all of them
but hey sorry we're not in the amazon river why are there piranhas here
hey it's outside you're talking about a bunch of like mushroom people and you're gonna start
telling me something about piranhas underneath the city yeah it makes no sense it's a fancy world you freak
stop overthinking it beetle
everyone get to the center of the turtle it's safest there
you'll see with your instruction all out for a free action uh everybody will take your instructions
and get the hell out by basically going to the central center and going underboard
so you don't have to worry about your companions okay nice oh thank god
i'll go over here now there's some of them be like like we'll try to help if we can underneath
okay don't don't die please i love and care about every blurbo in this turtle right now
my blurbos so meal's going to draw his striking giselle and devise a stratagem on the giant
whimsical snake shape shadow that's coming up you devise this thing's gonna freaking eat you
yeah uh let me see here okay two hands shoots aims oh god oh god oh could i also um in devising a
stratagem can i try and uh god i think i can the weakness the weakness assess weakness find weakness
known weakness device stratagem can i find i want to recall knowledge see if i can recall knowledge
on any like old lore that i read in the library about a serpentine shaped terrors of underwater caverns
underground underwater cavern big serpentine fish terror does he remember any anything that's come up in any
book so let me sure you can either make me a a nature check or an arcana check okay let's go let's go both
both are shit i'll do arcana
oh that's a total of 31 that's super cool would anyone like to aid
uh i would like to aid but would i be able to roll nature absolutely so you know aid is reaction
pretending you do this before they kind of do the thing but i'm allowing it allowing it now okay okay
do does it have to be like another arcana roll or i never fucking mind okay that's a nat 20 for a total
35 baby just so you know beetle you weren't quite there but thanks to gray who kind of helps your
memory kind of go for it you're able to ask me three questions about this creature okay uh does it have
any particular element that is weak to like fire or or rocks or to help to help you for it uh for
weaknesses and resistances it has no weaknesses but it is resistant to cold and fire okay it's resistant
to cold and fire can it breathe um outside of the water yes me uh my asshole okay um one more
okay um are the little fish that are coming around the turtle to bite its toes are those its food
source is it more interested in those fish than the turtle or does it love turtle does it love turtle
ass from its trajectory uh it's going for the turtle okay thank you and okay from the knowledge that you
uh you'll kind of go for that of its food yeah you would understand that this thing will be slowed one
because this thing does not eat for a very long time so it is slowed one which means it'll only have
two actions okay so until it eats something
okay beetle is going to relay all of that information as he's lining up a shot that he knows will miss uh
uh it's really slow it's a don't use fire or ice on it it can breathe outside of the water i forget
what it's called but this thing the other thing that thing and then he's gonna whirl around and he's
gonna take a shot at into this little school of fish which i i think i do at a negative five right
if you're gonna attack again it's negative five yeah it's your second attack yeah so you tried to
shoot failed right right so you try to devise a stratagem which i think was another action i believe
all combined devise a stratagem is not an attack it's to check if you can
all right right yeah so basically if you want to hit something else it's minus five
yeah okay no no he hasn't done an attack yet
so it's not minus five okay it's not minus five you just won't get any bonus damage on it okay
okay oh so he fires into the school of fish
that's 55 points of damage that's fucking disgusting what the oh my god i i crit
dandy the beetle i started blasting oh my god somehow you killed a swarm
hold up hold up one shot one kill the fish were all lined up in a row for a fraction of
a second and he took shot he took fire at that moment oh my god fish is back on the menu yeah so
now he's going to reload and i i think that's my turn yeah yep that'll be it yeah okay
gray good luck oh it says if you strike the chosen creatures and
uh as i was in on their first strike you're making sure this round i need your second ten okay i got
it i'll double check in your scene just to make sure all right yeah gray your go uh gray is going to
uh first draw her weapon uh this school of fish to her her little herself here is going to be her
haunted prey and then she's going to cast gravity weapon i don't have enough focus points apparently
because i forgot to hit rest oopsie doopsie yeah you have my bed yeah i was gonna say i do have them
and that's it that's all three of my actions okay now it's its turn
it will whoosh right up
looking at you beetle yeah no just the quiet yeah appetizer yeah it'll come out of the water look at
you that is 48 points of damage oh god i'm bloodied and you are reaction yes
uh god what is it uh delayed consequence thing yeah delay consequence so as you know like it goes and
tries to chomp down on beetle like to lean whips around and he's like he's like no and like for you
know like a couple seconds stops the jaws from like biting down on beetle it's like he like stops time around it
and uh
next turn they like it's next turn all right he's gonna take that damage you are grabbed
oh my god
okay yeah so basically you are you are grabbed because that's the grab treat
oh no
gonna get eaten like a fry that's what i'm reading actually
oh my god please don't pinocchio me please we could technically call this the vore episode
why would you do this
that's so disrespectful yeah beetle is trying to become a water dragon and then a water dragon
appears and eats him yeah yeah he's like i got bright blood i got bright blood we're brothers
don't do this to me we're brothers chat should i do it
what the fuck should i do it why would you why would you ask them
why would you ask them they're gonna say yes they love four
okay
damn lucky lucky enough for you it slowed so we can't do it right now
clean okay as you grab right now a beetle is grabbed right now to lean is actually going to
ah he's going to
run over here as his first action like like he just like sprints past as he freezes time around
beetles that he's like no no no no no no yeah and he runs up draws his ash coil as his second action and
he is going to lash out at this beast um with his final action actually
no no no yeah i'll save that um so i'm sorry i'm sorry maybe it might be doesn't it no um yeah so
that is just a regular attack it's a plus 17 on the roll that is a hit it's a 32 to hint there you go
oh damn it it's uh to lean's ass coil like the piece is disjointed and it turns into its whip form and
he's like whoops with its uh serrated edges getting a total of uh 18 damage including
uh than a bit of bleeding awesome so he goes yeah it's like it's like it's pretty much just like a
vicious roar rips out and uh now it's blood is in the water just saying
just saying hey you know our game master you know you can turn the tables on our side i'm just
saying smiles smiles big and wide smile blushes cutely shits on the floor oh no vomit seductively
is that the end of your turn yeah that's the end of my turn that's all three of my actions ran over
draw drew my weapon and attack all these pranas will begin to start eating at the turtle
no and start eating at is munching at its feet yeah that's not real those are government drones
the other pranas are dead uh the other bottom left will begin eating on it
top left will be eating on it heart heart you should be at full health by the way at this point
oh nice imagine you guys like rest it up at the beginning thank you so much so yeah that is so
nice of you why are we uh soren yes i see my brother i see my brother almost die it almost
gets about to get eaten this is not gonna happen again uh heart will channel his elements
so i will activate my funny aura
and soren now comes the funny part for one action i will activate my armor in earth which gives me
my cool armor uh this is now a problem due to me weighing way more as heart becomes bigger and is
made of more stone and i move like an a posing you know clay statue
complete scraping noise yes however soren my second act my two second actions will be
timber sentinel i will cast a fourth level protector
right behind beetle as a tree shaped like heart grows out from the ground and grasps onto beetle and
uh you know it will do its funny protector tree bit when the when the damage is applied to him yes yes so
in the combination of talim's delay consequence and my cool tree powers we will go
fuck you soren and he will take this okay by our fucking powers combined we negate damage
yeah baby uh so yeah uh when it is uh beetle's turn uh it will take uh less damage
beetle thank you
so the damage goes cute goes in uh how heightened is that tree that's a fourth level protector tree baby
uh it's supposed to be heightened says heightened plus three so 10 hit points is that correct uh it
is 10 at level one then it's 20 at level two 30 level three and 40 at level four so my tree
fucking dies it says heightened plus three so that would be 30. no plus three so as so it is level four yeah
all right so it will die oh the tree goes away oh oh my gosh
it only takes eight points of damage i think yeah yep oh perfect excellent job
yeah
so do you understand grappling and all that froggy or do you need some help uh
to an extent i know that i have to make an athletics check to try and escape can also use
an attack or an acrobatics yeah so i can use acrobatics as well yeah you're held in place by
another creature so you're currently off guard and and all that so if you attempt any manipulate
action while you're grabbed you may succeed in like a dc5 flat check but if you want to escape and
that is the escape action if you want to look that up uh basically you can attempt to escape from
being grabbed mobilized restrained etc uh you can do an acrobatics check or an athletics check
and or you can choose one creature object spell to the dump i'm in a thing you can attempt to check
using on our attack modifier against the dc of the effect if you want to as well so
you have some choices probably for you it's your acrobatics yeah beale's gonna
and try and slither right on out of there click that button for me please
okay i'm really sad that slither does not give you a bonus to that like you would think like oh i'm
very good i i know yeah what's up with that so that was a total of 22. uh so for a total of 22
i think it's dc it gets its fortitude stuff right salty it's against its athletics dc so it's it's a
athletics bonus plus 10.
is it yeah it's yeah the audible gulp it's scary it's scary it's scary
they're done there's an implement a thing
now using your own arm to harm against the dc of the effect it was athletics dc of the creature right
there it is i was looking for it because i was sitting here like i forgot it was four
tutor athletics thank you for that yeah it's scary not even close oh you do have two hero points oh
i'm gonna use a hero point to try and roll again okay okay there's no um it is an attack so it is
map minus five for escaping oh okay yeah you do have a hero point i i'm using i'm using a hero point
okay to try to try again um here here we go
uh okay uh acrobatics oh my god i'll see you guys next week oh no i i don't know
i'm gonna eat like a chicken nugget i'm gonna get swallowed
well yeah what's my penalty you still like you you re-rolled it
so you still have two actions left well it was a nat one i don't get no no no you already re-rolled
so you already have your two other actions left you can still try to escape it's just it's an attack
action failed actually oh you don't get free and you can oh right that's right yeah i'm sorry i
needed to read that thank you for that uh let's see how fucked up you are yeah i'm sorry i should
have read that uh hmm oh yeah i get an additional fucking ing you can still do a funny where beetle goes
devise a strategy and punch thank you death itself no this complication
wow for their complication called curse curse of the button king it's where it's
welcome the button king now with kobold crunchies on our new menu options anytime the player would
critically fail a physical skill check such as acrobatics athletics or stealth they suddenly become
famished as a wrapper or piece of paper flies into their face or on their person it is an ad for mutton
king brand button house their sudden hunger and this ad fascinates them so much uh they gain
fascinated condition and can only think about where to find or how to get to mutton king
restaurant for a time determined by the game master i think you just want to get out of here in general
so it's all the time and you really the first thing you want to eat is a mutton burger
do you understand what the fascinated condition does no oh we're about to learn something fun
so fascinated so fascinated is basically kind of similar i actually no no it's dazzled fascinated
you are compelled to focus your attention on something distracting you from whatever else is
going on around around you you take a minus two standards penalty to perception and skill checks
you can't use concentrate actions unless they or the intended consequences are related to the subject
of your fascination as determined by the game master for instance you might be able to see
you could recall knowledge about the subject but you likely couldn't catch the spell targeting
different creature condition ends if a creature uses hostile actions against you or
any of your allies so currently as of right now you're gonna take a little bit of a whoopsie for
the other check so what do you want to do um i i gotta get a burger man my gun is loaded he's gonna
point it right at this guy's snoot and we're gonna devise a stratagem surely there's no way he can miss
surely surely surely surely surely surely surely surely surely okay it's gonna he's gonna shoot now hold
up you are grabbed yeah and you did not do map minus five because that is an attack so it doesn't hit
unfortunately no he fires off the the blast just rattles around in the cave the bullet goes flying off
he scrambles to reload that's my turn great okay so gray was about to start striking at this school
of fish that are attacking terrible then she hears screaming from beetle and uh now now her funny little
kobold friend is in the grasp of this big water creature so she is now groaning and turning around
and now the uh big boy is her uh hunted prey uh that is my first action which is uh declaring it
hunted prey and then from there i'm uh i'm going to throw the mom baili at it damn right put down my boy
yeah please you hit that is a total of 36 damn
that is 18 points of damage that's so nice and uh she's gonna she's gonna do it one more time baby
one more time
hey i'll allow someone to use a reaction to help aid you for that oh yeah reaction i aid
i get to re-roll no no no aiding pretty much means if they beat a certain dc like you're supposed
to do it before okay okay okay they roll they if they succeed on the dc that i give them uh then
uh you get a plus one so you miss 100 yeah did i miss my one and you almost got there let's see how
the roll goes uh what do you want me to roll let's see chat what what should heart roll
actually no i'll determine this roll me a nature check a nature check i
i need you to beat a 15.
i rolled a 17. gray you hit roll me damage
let's go sorry chat i popped it in my mind finally
heart just this heart just like 13 dimage scream at gray it's just like gray go for the eyes
no the the the heart tree that uh goes around beetle and goes i got you brother and then gets broken apart
uh one of the arms that then flies off from this shattered heart statue uh grabs onto the mane of
the of the sea serpent and just twists it a little bit for an inch so the hit strikes
gray is that any of your turn yes now it's its turn it needs to do a
athletics check to keep you grab there beetle if it wants to hold you yeah i know it does
sweaty and salty and delicious does uh there's a 25 beat your 42 dc and it does because your 42 is 10.
you're turning into a frog
i can't believe this laid to the campaign i'm gonna have to roll a second character and make a new my
blind duty model
don't worry froggy we'll all die together
oh i've already died once not again that's just more work for froggy
technically it's four times but it casts
don't really cast it swallows you whole yeah let's see it's a long complicated thing so let's
just make sure target the smaller creature listen the size are smaller
i love dungeon meshy i see one small creature it has to make some athletics checks a check against
you oh she i can't wait for sea serpent beetle chimera it critically succeeds for the 36. uh let's see
i can't see because i can't see the exact same detail so i'm just i apologize if i'm just reading
i don't i i try to pre-read this before the thing but i just couldn't remember it
okay okay okay you are grabbed and slowed one yeah this is what happens to you i apologize chat this
is just what happens when you start getting the level nine and stuff like things get a little bit
more complicated and as a game master i can't can't remember pages upon pages of stab blocks
hey froggy how long can you hold your breath
uh well lock is inside of me so we'll see
wait i think he gave me water breathing or something like that didn't he yeah you can
breathe underwater yeah i think i think he helps you every so often you don't have it all the time
yeah he's gonna be feeling generous
to muffled screaming in the mouth just
it's
it's it's slow until it eats somebody
is any other creature
grab the monster's mouth
that's off guard gets attacked
later right there's a monster
rupture value for secret of target task my creature cuts itself free
oh you can cut yourself free uh could you like
yes that seems like it'd be kind of handy yeah so basically the monster takes piercing
or slashing damage equal equaling or exceeding the listed rupture value i don't know what the hell
that is from a single attack or spell the swallowed swallowed creature cuts itself free
a creature that gets freed by either escaping or cutting itself free it can immediately breathe
and execs the swallowing creature space
and of course if it dies off so you get the get it figured out um i'll have to figure out what the
hell the rapture value is because it doesn't say say what it's on its sheet it's it should be there yeah it's not
oh well
i'll figure it out in some other way regardless uh beale you're eating yeah thanks
and uh it says you're supposed to take some damage as you come in let's see i i imagined that you would
yeah yeah
so then crab and as i hold his breath it starts suffocating do you hold your breath
oh yeah i do uh takes the illicit amount of damage of the first swallow to the end of its turns
oh yeah i talked more about the swallowing i let me let me let me look this guy up on an axle statue
that's not in foundry because something's missing here like this yeah yeah tell me more about that
how he swallows them yeah sorry chat um it's not
it's not listed anywhere huh that's a bit ah there it is
why didn't they plan for the sea serpent to eat things it's like it's like i was saying it's not
there like i know it's there because i couldn't find the damn thing i finally yeah yeah okay okay yeah
okay so with that other people have probably been eaten before on the show right like it's not just
it's not just me yeah and as for your uh your damage yeah
yeah yeah i fixed my thing is a little bit broken you take 16 points of damage
thanks i love that for me and that was it's one action because that's an action for it
clean yeah
so we can see beetle disappear yeah yeah basically you know like in hercules like with the hydra just
just yeah yeah so i'll leave beetle there just for rules wise but beetle well i'll just put beetle
here um beetle swallowed hole yeah and uh and as for taleem it is going to attack you with its jaws
okay and it misses by rolling a four but i have three villain points
uh uh reaction uh raise my shield okay let's see if it works oh oh i roll the two on the die you live
oh right since it's technically eaten the slow will go away but i'll i'll get that for next thing but
now that it's eaten is no longer slow all right well my reaction for a emergency charge and uh yeah
so as beetle basically gets uh it's taking bleed damage yeah as beetle gets gulped uh tilly will be like no
oh beetle and uh he will uh basically draw i flip the abs coil back uh into its regular shape and i'm going
to spend one action to cast sure strike
and uh so basically what that will give me uh is the ability to on the next uh attack roll that i make
before the end of my turn i can attack i can roll that attack twice and take the better of the two
results i will then spend my next two actions to target this fishy fiend fucker
yeah this fishy feed fuck and i will use a spell strike and that requires me to do my regular attack
roll of applause 17. let's see it let's see those crits all right so not not only do i do my my my critical
damage from uh my funny uh attack but i also was casting a gouging claw ho ho ho and that is uh
yep and uh i have to roll roll damage for that yep it'll just be doubled so i just do damage and we'll
figure it out yeah it'll take double 10 with all that bleed it's a 20 damage with all that bleed it is
gushing blood is to lean just like just
he turns the area in front of him into razor death and he just flips his like with his whip sword
around oh my god i just i wanted i wanted to add something for immersion
yeah please don't forget that i'm in here
doing this he is just like it's like you are either spit him out or i will cut him out
well since you did that the rupture value was 22 and you did 22 points of damage on your first thing
so yeah i think i'm gonna lose is able to cut yourself out let's see if the let's see
takes piercing damage equal to the equal to or exceeding the listed rupture value of a single
attack or spell the swallowed creature cuts itself free a creature that gets free by the escape or
cutting itself free can immediately breathe and exits the swallowing monster space you are back beetle
and the goal on twitch was what's finally met greg pops out i can do tomatoes now and it goes right back
back here he thought the tomato out the creature oh we're gonna make so much money
thank you twitch the trauma from the event like sparked his innate tomato ability
so much blood just like tomatoes he saw the fountain of red blood and he had an epiphanies like oh
tomatoes tomatoes tomatoes rhymes with potatoes oh my god
thank you to leave oh you smell so bad in there and uh that is the end of my turn
these piranhas bottom right of the turtle will eat so will the other ones munch munch munch munch
munch the turtle begins to shift in rock it is definitely not what's happened like not like it was
happening to its feet but you hear from below a crash of glass is like some of the piranhas are kind of
driven away you're like i'll try to take care of the little fishes take care of the big one
a hoop explosion off to the one side oh my god i love him so much gonna say like as to leave like
cuts beat aloud he's like he's like take care of the piranhas i will handle this beast you got it
heart it's time yeah you saved beetle sure did that damage what you got sure did uh
one action heart holds out his hand towards beetle and summons a papaya in his hand
i missed that smell
so beetle can spend one action to eat the funny papaya on his turn uh beetle is not in your aura
oh i take one step two steps there you go now i give i give beetle a funny papaya yeah basically
basically the fresh photo spell you choose a creature in your kinetic aura and heart just
have to move up yeah and then they can on one action consume the fruit to gain a bunch of hp on
their turn uh beetle do you have an open hand free because your weapon's a two-handed weapon i do not
at the moment so i will have to take an action to switch my hand on my weapon to accept fire
it's by your feet it's fine yeah put it on my feet it's at your feet uh just open your mouth just
insert into ma yeah why can't he feed me why can't you just put it in my mouth just chuck it
my lap my last action is to shoot a funny at uh the big snake creature i in i perform a weapon infusion
on myself okay which allows me to gain a cool benefit wow uh it enhances my my little my little blast
um yeah stop blasting yeah i start blasting uh and now my cool blast that i will do to this
creator uh is that heart will pull out uh since he has done all nine millimeter glock nah but he puts
his hand towards the big object the big round sphere that he has been carrying around this big metal and
stone sphere and he holds it in one hand and then it grips around it as if it's a handle and then
he will draw out a sword made out of stone from from it that is long enough to hit this snake
yeah and i i rolled a 12 and i missed uh so i will i do not have a hero point sadly so uh heart
raises it up and it misses because it's a sword that reaches that far beetle you've just been vawned
it's your turn i'm gonna switch the hand on my weapon bobity boobity try to open my character
sheet hello open it hello oh it's really small okay there we go i got it okay so exchange grip to one
hand uh uh i'd like to eat the pop
it healed for 25. thank you so much you got one action left i'm gonna no uh release is free
grabbing is too well that's dropping so you have to grab the weapon again and figure that out i'm gonna
uh hook it over here oh my god i just realized like that was such a fast turn because of the fruit
yeah uh gray's gonna keep slapping at the big boy because hola gave the a okay
um here we go let me take this and she's gonna reel back and just fling the mom belay because god
this thing's annoying she just wants to go and roll nice hit all right i hit with a 36
this thing roars back at you she'll just ah back at it and just flail her mom belay at it again
and miss uh but i'm gonna use a hero point i'm gonna use a hero point i missed anyway
i missed with a 29 god oh my god this thing with like her hackles on end and like that's a
fucking terrifying thought mm-hmm that's it for me this thing moves over oh it goes for you gray ah
shit
reactive oh wait a second
natural
that's a crit i double damage
oh 36
you have a reaction i let me check really quick i do have a focus point left i'm you got this you got
this all right let me let me check uh it would be injured or later and it's uh roll the damage normally
but do not reduce hit points or apply the effects of the attack until the spell's duration is last
that the target is immediately affected i i'll hold off on it okay yeah you're grabbed graham
graciously she's like she's yelling back then just
i used to know beetle because beetle is our healer
oh no
it will try to swallow you whole oh no god damn it fight it from the inside it rolled a natural one
go
grandma she's fuzzy so the texture is awful yeah yeah yeah he doesn't like the mouth feel
fun fact gnolls have absolutely awful mouth texture it's awful it's awful you ever eaten hair
oh since i consider this one a boss i'm not gonna re-roll it oh nice
it's lame also it'll take 10 points of bleeding damage takes your crit i'll try to recover and fails
all right so um what am i going to do well first off i'm going to since my last action my most recent
action was to cast a spell or do a spell strike i will now enter into arcane cascade
why do i have two arcane cascades they're both the same i think they're both the same anyways we do that and um
yeah so i'm now in arcane cascade to lean will also raise his shield
shield that's my second action and uh i will lash out with a bog standard attack from my asp foil as
my last action look at that see it
plus 17 to hit that is a hit with a total of a 34. great job let's see that damage
and it is a total of 14 damage along with 1d6 bleeding
yeah your your higher bleed will still take precedent but uh you hit it
it's it just basically looks at you just jaws open and raw
it's like reared up and like to leave it's like come at me beast like he's like got the shield up
he's whipping the like the aft coil around to keep the momentum on it like it is classical like dragon
slayer stance you see one of the piranhas that's the end of your turn right i'm sorry yeah that was the
end of my turn see one of the other piranhas explode thanks to hallux alchemy the other piranhas
are still biting at the turtle you're telling the notes the turtle is slowing down more and more
heart it is your go it sure is uh okay
two actions uh or one one action i i sh move down here
so i can so heart can brace uh this massive thing as i for free get use weapon infusion
once more before i i use a two action elemental blast against this duder
uh because my cool ability that i get uh when i use a weapon infusion on my melee is that i get five foot reach
uh heart will literally try to imitate talim but he's horrible at it uh as this
like 12 foot long stupid ass stone sword drops down on this sea serpent
oh
arrow double once it takes your 10 damage long it it breaks in two and it goes
what's so cool that's my turn beetle all right so beetle is going to take aim even though hallux
helping he wants to get the turtle moving for some distance between this fish and he doesn't need to
justify himself to you okay he's devising a strategy but aiming at this pool over here
so let's see if he strikes he knows he knows he sees the fish are all lighting up he fires predictable
just it just just numbers form around beetle's head of just like if i kick it this way in the
currently currently goes in this position if i pretty much make this noise it'll scare them going
this time bam there's an entire line of them get speared in the swarm and uh it reloads spins around
fires into this pool not as cool beetle uses the smooth bore of his giselle to disturb the bullet
six points in damage you got one that is my turn gray oh sorry great gray is still grabbed so she's
she's kind of like trying to she's seeing your mom bailey and like slashing at the thing trying to
get it to put her down yeah so you can do the escape action uh you can try you can still attack it's just
that you will have to roll a dc like a flat d20 and if you roll one or four nothing happens okay
so uh i would like to try to escape yes okay so you can either roll an acrobatics check athletics
or if you want you can also try to do an unarmed attack the the do that as well against this athletics
dc so i will do uh athletics okay come on grandma you can do it that's a total of 17 i might need to
re-roll that with my last hero point uh you might i think i will
it's only slightly better with a total of 22. oh uh let me see
uh oh oh no don't say that
what's wrong with you uh that is don't say that critical fail
okay
oh you still bite him so you cannot escape anymore
she's gonna try and bite at him she's gonna bite him
so um so if you're gonna try the attack do me a favor roll this please before you try anything
i will do this for you all right you can definitely try your attack go for it yippee bite bite bite
oh i forgot to target him it was okay because you got a natural 20 regardless
let's go roll that crit damage rolling that demo and chat how's a 22 a crit fail pathfinder does a
scaling thing for crit if you are 10 under what the dc is uh that is a crit fail
nine damage baby
nothing nothing don't worry about it did you do the critical damage for that
oh i might have i might not have hang on let me let me fix that yeah just click the click the crit
damage button i hit the i forgot the button oh still 12 it's only three better but it's still in
the double digits and i'll take it all right uh so you tried to escape re-roll you tried to you
bit and did it successfully you have one actually uh one one more bite mp minus uh 10 oh i'm actually
sorry hold up escaping is an attack it is so yeah it has the attack trait so your thing might not have
been a crit so now you know natural 20 brings it up by one success uh so you're fine uh so for this
one mp minus 10. i said okay you got it i'm not getting this but you know what we roll the roll
fuck it we ball as a crit fail that's a two on a die someone save grandma this thing will release
the grab from you because it's not going to try to maintain it uh because it's going to bite you anyway
it bites and succeeds just exactly for the 27 to hit
uh hmm i'm be evil i'm gonna hear i'm gonna villain point that okay there we go
uh 40. thank you chasing delay consequences all that damage you have uh you have the whole spell
thing ready i have one it's a focus spell i have one focus point left
did you already do delay consequence already and then did you already do a focus point again
for another thing yeah i have two folks i have a focus pool of two yeah i'm just checking to make
sure you didn't do three an accident just forgot no no no i was thinking about no he only did it once
on me yeah and i i decided not to that second time okay okay i had a feeling all right i'll do the
crit damage let's just see what it is that is 36 i'm still going to apply it because i won't know i won't
take you down but it's delayed uh so it's not going through just yet um but it will still grab
you just to make sure you turn some moment to target be injured and i roll damage normally do
i'm just hit point but uh but by by the attack take a damage to be affected by additional effects you
can dismiss the spell that's actually pretty important actually the target is immediately attacked
taking down okay and being affected by any additional effects okay i definitely should
have reread that because we could have fixed that previous time but that's okay you're not grabbed
oh shit it stops the grab because it says um that okay you transpile the moment the target will be
injured later in this time span roll damage normally but do not reduce hit points or apply any other
effects to the attack till the spell's duration has elapsed oh shit uh when the spell ends the target is
immediately affected by the attack taking damage of being affected by any additional effects
uh you can dismiss the spell
with the way that the turns went when i remember it it still would have worked out
previously but i should have double checked that so for the effects this thing basically has grab
um for when it when it attacks you so i did the damages for us for just noting sakes and i can
reverse it with the button anyway uh but yeah no that stops to grab yeah that's a lot better than i
thought okay so uh that's just one attack uh it'll just attack you again
and that will get you
i want to return that damage to you because that's going to be important uh we are now going to do the
other draw attack
that hit you normally for the 34 to hit you
backs damage on that roll but it's only 26. it'll do that for you
yeah even though delay consequence and everything else it also grabs you
sorry i'm just triple checking everything i'm sorry i'm being slow here
did it grab me again it does grab you on this one because it bit you with the other one
and it will swallow you oh oh god all right i'll see you guys later unless delay consequence does
everything i want to be injured just that one yeah yeah it will successfully swallow you whole
dealing two to eight points two to eight plus eight you take 21 points of damage here you go gray oh
just hand the png over yeah here you go here's the png does swallow hole have the attack trait
but in general for you thanks yes and regardless you would have still hit okay i can't believe
my video man actually let me double check you made an excellent point thank you for pointing
that out uh first attack hits uh but is delayed second attack with minus five hits yeah i forgot yeah
it doesn't have multi-attack panels that so i fucked up so it would have missed if i didn't spend
hit villain point we'll just fix that right now what the fuck sword what the fuck sword you get
it misses regardless never mind oh thank you for pointing that out salty my rule's lawyering yeah
talim yes sure go oh my god and this thing needs to fucking die i'm going to spin my first action
talim is going to draw his fingers across the blade as it takes on a a as he weaves time magic around
it it is going to account for multiple timelines on this strike and i'm going to uh actually wait a
second no i didn't do that never mind okay back up i am going to spin an action to refresh my spell
strike because i didn't do that yeah i am then going to spin two actions to make a spell strike
because i can't get a sure strike because i only have that uh that one little i only have three actions
yeah so i'm going to do a regular attack at a plus 17. i'm going to be using gouging claw
here's my spell strike that is a miss i do have a hero point i'm going to re-roll it
all right let's see it all the timelines like all the timelines come together
and uh we roll that damage that's a total of 32 okay and then we roll the damage for uh gouging claw
we're gonna go with slashing as talim whips the asquire around with supernatural sharpness
as it takes on a serrated edge yeah probably that damage and uh
that's a total of 15. it's only uh you did the damage to yourself you click that i got i got you
you raise up your sword and become a beyblade
you pretty much cut this thing asunder in the background
it basically opens a tornado it opens its mouth and roars at you
just roar and you slay it
it sinks into the ocean it uh well pretty much i'm really not an ocean or this underground ocean
it sinks down into the bottom as you see another vial of explosions take care of the rest of the
piranhas you all have survived
believe takes a knee out like he's a ghost but for some reason he's out of breath
and as you all take a breather recollect everything everyone from the bottom kind of like pops up from
the hatches just making sure everything's fine above board and the last out of initiative you are out
of initiative and why gray gray is gonna take a bunch of damage now that's right i'm treating her
boots i'm treating her boots i'm treating her boots i'm treating her boots
it's 36 points into healing gray you're like oh man
she's like oh thank you
because leaves time magic breaks and he's just like dude and then you take
because then you take the 36
yeah like if you did not heal me out after you've been patching up gray and getting everything
sorted out um you just hear from the front uh finally you earn your pee
and all things have been a nonsense underneath like normally it helps me the hassle when it eats
some of the passengers but i suppose we'll just continue on the journey and of course the turtle
begins to pick up speed a little bit a little bit slower than before
did he just admit that he lets the thing eat yeah
hey and in and in the uh far distance ahead you see a port
a port the way forward it's a small little port very very tiny not a city more like a dock
when we get to port we should eat him and at the speaking of can and at the speaking of
cannibalism and vore because beetle learned from the best
that's where we're going to end it today
great session everybody great session
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