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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
I love to see it. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time. We missed y'all. It's been 2 weeks. I think black has a better excuse for why it's been 2 weeks.
Mac:But, because he'd been working, working. He'd been working, working.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:But I've been out of town, both weekends up in Richmond and then, up in Alexandria for for, the weekend. So that's why we didn't have a time to come together and and do our weekly, get together and express shenanigans. And we missed free Friday last Friday, so we didn't wanna not have it at all for April. So here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Free Friday out to the world.
Mac:So
Blak:Yes, sir.
Mac:If you're watching this, since it's for everybody, feel free to share the episode wherever you share that on your page, on your IG, on your you know, wherever you're seeing this thing at, Feel free to share it. Whatever. Put the link out. Before we get in the show, though, couple things I wanna talk about.
Mac:Disney plus. Disney plus.
Mac:Now let me tell let me let me let me let me let me say this. Y'all motherfuckers with this Marvel lost it. Marvel back. Marvel lost it. Marvel back.
Mac:Marvel lost it. Y'all just can y'all just shut the fuck up and just wait till it's all done?
Blak:Thank thank you.
Mac:Y'all say something about Marvel? Because that's fucking back and forth shit making y'all look dumb as hell. Because y'all saying y'all done with Marvel, and then all of a sudden you see, like, some people say, yo, episode 5 of x men nineties, then y'all go and jump back in. Well, let me see what the fuck going on over here. Now you wanna jump in and be like, this one of the realest episodes I've ever seen in my life, bro.
Mac:Y'all stop it.
Blak:Stitch your ass down.
Mac:Or just don't post when the shit gets good again. Just let everybody think you hate it. You know what I'm saying? Shit's wild out here, man.
Blak:Sit down. Just sit down.
Mac:All the way the fuck down, please. Please. Because it's Oh
Blak:my god. My nerd. Yo. No. You weren't saying that.
Blak:You weren't saying that shit.
Mac:Oh, you weren't saying that.
Blak:You weren't I thought you left. Bro.
Mac:You saw it?
Blak:Oh, yeah, bro. Oh, yeah.
Mac:Bro, what'd you think? Bro, 2 Let
Blak:me tell you.
Mac:Give me 2 of your biggest 2 of your biggest takeaways from that episode.
Blak:My life will never be the same, and I feel like they killed a part of my childhood.
Mac:What which I'm trying not to spoil it, but but which which unaliving? Which unaliving hurts you the most?
Blak:The the Gambit.
Mac:Oh my god, bro.
Blak:Gambit, bro. It was like listen. When they did the trailer and they had Wolverine and Gambit and they did the thing, and I was like, it's about to be lit. I was like, we back. Hey, Mortimer.
Blak:We're back.
Mac:Hey, Mortimer. We're back. Oh god.
Blak:Oh, man. Episode 5 was just I was like, I see why they fired this motherfucker. They watched that episode.
Mac:Fam. And then there's there's things online saying episode 5 was dope, but wait till you see 8 through 10. What? I was like, 8 through 10.
Blak:I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
Mac:8 through 10 like, first of all, you're gonna do that for 5, and then we gotta just watch 6 and 7 waiting for 8 through 10. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Right. Because what's 6 and 7? Are they just set up episodes?
Mac:Bro. Man. Let me just tell you. Episode 5 was a lot of shit in 37 minutes. 1 Yeah.
Mac:1, you had a gene, like, real life gene, the real gene, turned around and tried to get real with with with Logan, and Logan was like, nah. This ain't it. You hella thirsty right now. This ain't even this ain't even what I thought it was gonna be like. Yeah.
Blak:You got a whole ring on your face.
Mac:Sitting here dreaming. I've been dreaming about getting with you, and here you go. Like, this ain't even it, girl. Like, you you out of pocket. You out of character.
Mac:I don't like this.
Blak:Thing.
Mac:Yeah. I don't like I don't like this. So after she do that, literally, like, 2 minutes later, she like, well, let me go in psychic. Psychic sex, my man. And then he over there with the mother of his child, and then you go and blow blow everything up and and and holler at him.
Mac:Right. Psychic connections are our thing. He coming down the stairs like, bitch, what you talk? She had my child. Do you even love me?
Mac:Do you even remember if you love me? She quiet.
Blak:I don't know.
Mac:She's stuck. Bitch.
Blak:I just you just kissed with a ring.
Mac:Yeah, bro. Would you you did you mad at him for
Blak:Just singing the adamantium on your fucking breath.
Mac:He's thinking about the mother of his child, And you upset you literally physically did that shit, girl. What you talking about? You out here mad and shit. And then second thing for me was, like, people calling Gambit a simp. Like, y'all gotta stop this shit.
Mac:That was the most player shit he did. Like, girl, man. Yeah. Gambit was the most player motherfucker out there just because he sacrificed his life to save it don't make him a simp. Like, he's just a teammate.
Mac:He probably would have did that for anybody. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:And then that just shows you the power of Gambit that he took out that motherfucking machine, bro. Everybody that oh, he's out here with these cards and all this other shit, bro. He willingly took that stab so he can ignite that motherfucker with his energy and blow that hell up.
Blak:And he was like, remember that shit.
Mac:Right. Bro.
Blak:Remember the name of the He
Mac:role gave him that whole thing. He the 1st month I can touch. I had nothing like that before, and I was like, he just like, well, this is gonna be with nobody. You know, we just friends going up. We friends, Mona me.
Mac:We just friends, Mona me.
Mac:You know?
Blak:Go ahead and free yourself.
Mac:Yeah. Go be with that motherfucker. And then and then, you know, fucking the the Kaiju sitting all came through, but episode 5 fucking peak. Just the best shit ever.
Blak:Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Most definitely.
Mac:So far. But my man was like, wait till 8 through 10. So we're gonna see how he ends season 1.
Blak:I don't know if I'm ready for that. Hi. Was like I was like, god. I don't know. I don't know if I'm my nerves equipped for this shit.
Mac:Say what? I mean, I'm I'm trying to figure out how they gonna bring, how they gonna bring old buddy back. You know what I'm saying? How they gonna because I know he ain't gone gone. Or I don't know if they're gonna play it like that for this this,
Blak:I don't know how they gonna do that. Like, if if we give some shit like they was in a in a sim, I'm a be pissed.
Mac:A danger room simulation? And then they just bring it back. So you see why you can't be. I'm like, bro, how dare y'all? Boo.
Mac:It's almost worse than when shit like that be going on in movies, and they'd be it'd be a dream at the end of the movie. You're like, come on.
Blak:And they wake up.
Mac:Come on, bro. What you do what we doing out here?
Blak:Like, why? Why? Why did you do this to me?
Mac:A 100%. This this hurts. I hate y'all. I hate y'all so much. I really, really do.
Mac:Anyways, Yeah. So I just wanted to talk about that because that was some real shit going on there. But, we got it. We got it. And when I say we got it, I mean, a hell of a show for y'all.
Mac:So without further ado, I see the people coming in now. Let's get into episode 136 of the smoke pit. It's been a minute. It's been a grind, my boy.
Blak:A minute.
Mac:It's been a grind.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:136 of the smoke pit. Live starts right
Blak:now. Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week. Come relaxing. Get some lapsing. And let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this?
Blak:Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Mac:Yep. Y'all already know what it is. Friday night, mood is right. Dynamic duo of Blac and Mac, blessing your screens, bringing you the newest episode of the smoke pit. How you feeling, my boy?
Blak:I'm feeling great, bro.
Mac:How they It's
Blak:it's it's good to be back. More importantly, it's good to be outside the paywall on the smoke pit.
Mac:I always like when we, we outside of the the paywall, man. It takes us back to our our our origins when we was just out here being wild and stuff like this, man. Just just 3 and a half hour shows. Do it do it full
Blak:Just
Mac:Doing full 120 team brackets from start to finish.
Blak:The whole show.
Mac:The whole bracket. The whole bracket is the whole show, bro. We was wow out here. But that's neither here nor here. Sat through it.
Mac:People sat
Blak:through that shit too. That's the wild part. Thank y'all.
Mac:The day ones that are still here. I don't know how y'all did it. I don't know how y'all did it, bro. We was out here legit with shows longer than Endgame. Yes.
Blak:Talking about Endgame.
Mac:Legit legit brackets. Longer than endgame. We up here just cutting the fuck up, bro. Oh, anyway, a lot of shit to get into tonight, so I wanna get the shout out the way. I'm still finishing.
Mac:Well, shout out to Jen. She's in the comments. One of her favorite drinks, the pink Whitney, which is a vodka and pink lemonade. But apparently, this premade one, made with New Amsterdam, vodka, I guess, is gross. And I've been fucking I tried to kill it during fallen star, and my stomach was not agreeing with it.
Mac:So, I'm trying to get rid of it so I could move on to the good shit, but that is what my shot is consisting of today, sir.
Blak:Well, I would I will happily let you know that I finally finished the, moonshine.
Mac:My man. You're on to some better tasting shit now?
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're we're on tequila, so I don't know how how how much of a step forward that is. We'll see.
Mac:Bro. I mean, we're pretty good with managing how we how we drink on the show now, bro.
Blak:Yeah. This is true. This is true. We've come a long way, man.
Mac:God damn it. Now I drink a whole bottle of Crown Apple one night. Right? No. What the fuck was going on.
Mac:I just woke up the next day and be like, hey. What happened?
Blak:You good. You good. Is it is it Is
Mac:it fixed up? What did I say last time? Fix this?
Blak:Yeah. Bought that up so Can we
Mac:fix it? Nah, bro. This ain't this ain't for the public. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Mac:But, so that's what I got. You're on the tequila. What? Termina?
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Oh, you still supporting our final boss,
Blak:Yeah. You know? How you feel about You know what? Hey. Hey.
Blak:Hey. Real quick. Me.
Mac:Real quick. I'm a hustle mania. Right now. Yeah. WrestleMania happened last weekend.
Mac:Shout out no gimmicks. Y'all was grinding like y'all had, like Yes. 4 it's 4 off the off the book episodes that that were bonus episodes running into the the weekend. Yep. The the WrestleMania thread and the podcast fan group was lit.
Mac:Final thought, like, takeaways from that. Final takeaways from, the what was told it's just biggest WrestleMania of all time. Did it live up to the hype?
Blak:I think in terms of in terms of what it did, I thought it it lived up to the hype. And it made a lot of money, obviously.
Mac:Oh, yes.
Blak:It brought a lot of eyes to the product, obviously. Yep. And people are still talking about it till till today. So, obviously, it was a it was a successful one. Now is it the best WrestleMania of all time?
Blak:That's debatable because to me, it's still WrestleMania 17. But overall, for, like, what it did and shout out to some pit masters because some pit masters hit me up and was, like, talking about it. I had people texting me during WrestleMania that I knew didn't watch wrestling. I watched WrestleMania with my wife. She don't watch wrestling, and we were all just, like, having a good time.
Blak:So it was it was it was dope, man. Really dope.
Mac:Yeah. I liked it. I missed, well, I rewatched night 1, but watching it live, being able to interact with the group live as as matches what's going on. I think that adds a little bit more to it because it's like Yeah. You're watching it all like, oh my god.
Mac:What the hell? You know?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:So, I think that that enhanced it. But, yeah, shout out to, the homie Triple H, friend of the podcast. You know, if you ever wanna come on, mister, Paul Levesque, you know.
Blak:And mister Dwayne.
Mac:Bro. I
Blak:can call him DJ now.
Mac:No. You call him final boss, bro. You already asked me that in person. Face
Blak:to face.
Mac:How was that, by the way? Shout out. If y'all don't know, my man, like, he he mentioned that he's going back to school, getting his journalism thing. He was able to go into the u, UFL, and, the owner, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there, and he asked he was able to ask him a question face to face. How was that?
Blak:Nerve wracking. It definitely
Mac:bro, who talks for a living pretty much, bro?
Blak:Yeah. But, like, bro, my nerves was so bad. I had, like, 10 questions. I didn't even ask them the question I wanted to ask them.
Mac:Oh, yeah?
Blak:And it was yeah. Like, I just low I just fired one off. It was like I blacked out, and it was like because I was starstruck as fuck, bro. It's like my childhood hero.
Mac:I would have been too. I ain't gonna hold you. I know. We we Starstruck is a We say what we say about Black Adam, but, bro, that man, bro.
Blak:He's so nice, man. And just like, he was so nice that I was I was watching WrestleMania. Like, I hope he fucks them all up. Up. Like, and there's like, I totally forgot I hate Black Adam.
Mac:I mean, I'm not gonna go back and watch it,
Mac:but, you
Mac:know, I ain't gonna give them shit about it no more.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you tried. You put your best foot forward, my guy. It sucked, but, you know, you live to fight another day.
Mac:Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But, let us take this shot.
Blak:Let us
Mac:do you have a toast in mind? You you got somebody in mind you wanna toast to?
Blak:Let's toast all the pit masters that are coming in tonight. Let's have a good time. I there's a lot of comments right now. Shout out to everybody for posting comments.
Mac:Let's
Blak:have a good show. Let's have some fun.
Mac:Yes, sir.
Blak:It's Friday. Y'all know what this means. We're about to have a dope show. So let's toast.
Mac:Here's to the pit masters. Let's go into this weekend and have a good time. Salud. Oh,
Blak:it's good.
Mac:No. Bro, it's like, what's that medicine like when you was a kid and you would take it and it would just burn, like, all the way down? You feel it like coating coating your esophagus all the way down?
Blak:Yeah. Like
Mac:a cough suppressor. It's like cough syrup, bro. This shit is bad.
Blak:It's just dimatap.
Mac:Fucking lemonade, dime a tap. Yeah. Go get off the top of the refrigerator.
Mac:There's a medicine up here next to
Mac:the bread? What is going on? Anyway, so like I said, we got a lot to talk about. We wanna get right into it. So, there's a house meeting we wanna talk to, but I forgot to do well, I made a template for what we were gonna talk about, like the best complimentary bread.
Mac:But, something was brought to our attention where we had to move something around. And we're gonna talk about something that is that that could easily be a villain origin story in real life. So we'll just go ahead and get into the house meeting and, share share what the fuck it is that, that we're talking about.
Asa:I think we need to have a house meeting y'all.
Mac:So, I remember telling the, our our our group chat that I came back from, over the weekend, and, like, my my PayPal was, like, hacked. Right? And I'm just you go through all the process. You gotta call them. They gotta go through and look and see what what what transactions happened.
Mac:And the only transaction was, like, a 99¢, like, fee or something to eBay, and they had the dude's whole information, like shipping address, all that stuff. So I just sent that to PayPal, and they're supposed to be taking care of it or whatever. But they reimbursed me my 99¢. Right?
Blak:That's
Mac:dope. So I'm just like, damn. You know, that was pretty cool. Shout out to PayPal for hooking me up. You know, I'm glad I found out about it when I did because I don't know what this motherfucker was about to go off and do.
Mac:Man.
Blak:If I wasn't yeah. He would be about
Mac:to fucking buy all kinds of fucking and Just
Blak:to test the transaction right here.
Mac:Let me let me see if they catch this 99¢. But, could you imagine somebody stealing your identity? And then having it stolen and using it for 3 decades, obtaining $200,000 in loans over the 30 years, and then you go to fight it and be like, this man stole my identity. He flips it in the court and has the court think that you are mentally insane. Get put in a mental institute and then they finally do some DNA and be like, oh, yeah.
Mac:You was right. And then you get released.
Blak:Hands for everybody. You might as well just put me right back in the mental institution.
Mac:No. You about to put me in the jail.
Blak:Oh, yeah. You might as
Mac:well just go ahead and put me in prison, sir, because I'm about to kill this man. So let me bring this up so you can see, exactly what the hell is going on over here. There we go. Sure. Add to stage.
Mac:So as you can see the title here, the Iowa Hospital Executive stole a hot dog cart vendor's identity, used it for 3 decades while obtaining $200,000 in loan with the victim labeled crazy and thrown into a mental hospital where he complained. You see the bullet points there. So here here's the crazy part about it. Right? Let me let me just read down so people get the story.
Mac:An Iowa hospital executive stole a hot dog carts vendor in 1988 to rack up $200,000 in loans, marry and have a child using the stolen name while the victim was locked up in a mental hospital for trying to claim his identity back.
Blak:Bro, like, this goes to show you, no one really gives a fuck about the hot dog vendor.
Mac:That's where we're at. Yeah. That's where we're at in America. Black lives matter. Yeah.
Mac:That's cool. What about hotdog videos? They out here getting super screwed, man. They out here getting super screwed. What a conversation about to wreck the entire courtroom population.
Mac:The title was, yeah, the title was hella long.
Blak:All I wanted to do is sell Oscar Myers. What the fuck? It's been stolen by life.
Mac:Was his air say the hot dog cart man was done so wrong. Not one person believes that. Yeah. I mean, you got a Yeah. A hospital executive being like, this man is crazy.
Mac:He sells hot dogs, sir. And that is true.
Blak:You crazy. Would I steal anybody's identity?
Mac:Of all identities to stale, like, why would I steal this guy? He sells fucking, you know, Oscar Myers outside of my hospital. What did he say? Nobody is safe. Apparently, not even here.
Mac:Ain't checking shit once in 30 years. He did check it. He was trying, like, he was trying to get it back, but the court wasn't like, he got locked up. My man was out here living his life. Bro, that's crazy.
Mac:Like, to notice it and then be like, hey. This man like, you know who stole it. You pointing at
Blak:him. Obviously.
Mac:He got my identity. What? You're crazy. Judge is like, yeah. You're right.
Mac:He is crazy. Lock his ass. But but continue, and it says, Matthew David Cairns, 58, is now facing up to 32 years in prison after he was convicted of one count of false statement to a National Credit Union Administration insured institution and one count of aggravated identity theft. He stole the identity of William Woods, who was 55 in 1988 when the pair worked together on it. They was working together at a hot dog stand.
Blak:Oh, man.
Mac:Oh, man. In Albuquerque, New Mexico, He began to live under his name, taking out loans and getting married and starting a successful career in IT. Woods discovered the fraud. Oh, never mind. He discovered it 30 years later.
Mac:Bro, you AD. AD, you was right.
Blak:Yeah. You
Mac:was right. He was right. Yeah. He discovered the fraud 30 years later and tried to reclaim his identity, but authorities did not believe him, and he was locked up and sent to a mental hospital for 2 years. And that is how the joker is made, ladies and gentlemen.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. We gotta get the gusto gun and everything for you, bro.
Mac:Y'all out here waiting for Joker 2? No. This is Joker now. Joker 2024, real life.
Blak:This ain't a musical.
Mac:No. This is mass murders. This is Yes. Oh my god. So it was only when Woods contacted the university where Karens was working as an IT executive on a $140,500 salary that police investigated and did a DNA test on the 2 men revealing the truth.
Mac:Karen's then admitted the decades long fraud telling investigators, my life is over, and everything is gone. He remains in the custody of the US Marshals awaiting sentencing. For him to be like, everything is gone. If he would have said that in front of me, if I was the hot dog, dude
Blak:Bro.
Mac:Nigga, everything is
Blak:I'm throwing the car that you I'm throwing the fucking card at you.
Mac:Everything is gone. Dang it. You ruined the prime of my life.
Blak:You took everything from me.
Mac:I was 25 when you stole like, you took my whole prime of my life gone, bro. What are you talking about?
Blak:Here's the fucked up part. You waited till my insurance was right and then stole my identity. Like, that's the fucked up.
Mac:Bro, we was boys. We was we was on the grind together selling these these glizzies. We were slinging glizzies together. And you stole my shit and became a IT professional getting 6 figures while the last 30 years I'm still slinging glizzy's? Oh my god, bro.
Blak:Bro, I gotta I gotta show up at baseball and basketball games, like hustling these nickel and dimes, and you're out here with my identity working at IBM.
Mac:Raising a family. Right? Having
Blak:With my name.
Mac:And the woman calling your name out while we smash it. And it's my name she calling. She calling me. It's me. She don't know it, but she's saying my name.
Mac:But I ain't getting none of the guts.
Blak:Nope. Not even the tip, bro.
Mac:And then here Samwise. And then here he go tell it's all over. Like, bro, you was living the life.
Mac:It's your turn to go
Mac:to jail. Like, it's your turn to have nothing. It's your turn to have nothing. Who is this? Oh, this is the dude that stole it.
Mac:Look at this motherfucker.
Blak:Oh, yeah. You look like you stole somebody identity.
Mac:Yeah. The glizzy's wife. Slingers. Slinging glizzy's is wild. But that's it.
Mac:Is that not their job?
Blak:That's what they were doing.
Mac:They was hustling the Glizzy's. They was hustling Glizzy's.
Blak:They was your hot dog's hair. Get your hot dog's hair.
Mac:There was the pushes of Glizzy's. There was glizzy pushes.
Blak:That's what they were doing. Out the game. You see, like, that shit just smell like straight up onions. That's that motherfucker. Yeah.
Mac:That's the shit. They they was that shit was just sitting in there while you was at the football game. Yep. 3 hours, the hot dogs is sitting in that hot dog water, then you come out tank. Then you come out, they're trying to give them to you for a dollar.
Blak:I'll take a couple
Mac:of those dogs and it the bun instantly soggy. That bun instantly soggy.
Blak:Right? And your stomach gonna be fucked up.
Mac:Oh my god. So, Karens was raised or born in January 66, adopted along with his brother, all that other when he was 16, he ran away from home, stole a car driving to Oregon where he was arrested, but never appeared in court, Made his way to Albuquerque, started working on a hot dog stand where he met his victim, the real William Woods. Karen stole his name and identity and used it in every aspect of his life for the next 3 decades. In 1990, Karen's got a fake Colorado ID under Woods' name and birthday and used it to get a job at a fast food restaurant in a Colorado bank account. He then bought a car for 600.
Mac:Also using Woods' names with $23100 checks that bounced. Goddamn. Terrence took that car, drove to Idaho where the stolen car broke down and abandoned it, withdrawing all the money from the Colorado account and leaving the state. From there, his fraud ramped up.
Blak:That's motherfucking it's it's devious.
Mac:All the while, this man is in Albuquerque slinging hot dogs. This man out here his whole name up. In 94 still using Wood's name, Karen's got married had a child who he gave the surname Woods. Oh my god. When Woods moved to Wisconsin and obtained a copy a copy of Woods' birth certificate using information about his family he found on ancestry.com.
Mac:In 2013, he got a job as a systems architect at the University of Iowa's hospital IT department. He worked there for the next 10 years earning more than $700,000 in total. And by 2023, his salary was $140,500 according to the hospital.
Blak:God.
Mac:Over the years, he took out multiple vehicle and personal loans from Iowa Credit Unions using Woods' name. Meanwhile, the real Woods was living homeless in Los Angeles.
Blak:Bro, he had skin row. Meanwhile, that motherfucker's in Oregon talking about my name is big
Mac:slick wheel. Slick Willie Woods. That's what they call me. What was the shit in, in, Friday's sweet dick Willie? Yeah.
Mac:Who told you they called me Willie? Yeah. Who told you they'd call me that? That's what they'd call me.
Blak:They'd call me that. Yeah. They'd be they'd be.
Mac:Oh my god. So this man is living the fucking dream. Got a wife, kid, 6 figure job, the real motherfucker out here, homeless. Homeless in Los Angeles. In 2019, Woods went to a branch of the National Bank and said he discovered someone was using his bank accounts and had accumulated debt and asked to close the accounts.
Mac:He gave the bank his ID and the Social Security number, which matched the information the bank had, but he couldn't answer the security questions that Karen had set up.
Blak:Oh my god.
Mac:The bank called the number they had on file, Karen's number, and Karen answered the security questions telling the bank employees that no one in California had permission to access the account. The bank employee called LAPD who questioned Woods and Karen. So I guess, is this the same dude? Yeah. I think that's the same dude.
Blak:See, I hate that shit. Look. Go back. Go back. You see how these motherfuckers, like, they go to jail and they try to make themselves look innocent with some fucking glasses.
Blak:Like, go to that first photo. Like, this motherfucker's a serial killer. If you go to the the bottom photo, like, he's your standard IT guy.
Mac:Look at him. What seems to be the problem, officer? I, what's the, the problem there? No. I have nobody in California.
Blak:About nips and hips if you if you like.
Mac:Look at this. This is what my man's been doing here. What they work together on this shit. They had the 2 umbrellas, so they they both could be out the sun. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:My man was just like, this ain't enough. And here's my big question. Why couldn't this man do this on his real name? Like, y'all both had the same foot equal footing. Right.
Mac:Y'all both had equal footing.
Blak:I wonder if his credit was fucked up.
Mac:They both their credit was fucked up. You a hotdog offender.
Blak:You're right.
Mac:I'm assuming. I mean,
Mac:I ain't going out there hot dog vendors with fucking 800 doll you know, 800 score on their credit report. You know what I'm saying? You're right. You're right. So the Real Woods was arrested and charged with identity theft and false impersonation.
Mac:But when he continued to assist you with the Real Woods, a judge ruled in February 2020 that he was not mentally competent to stand trial. So you telling the truth. Please believe me. I swear to god. No.
Blak:To Arkham. Yep.
Mac:No. You were there
Mac:with Killer Croc, fucking mister Freeze, and all you did was all you was doing is slinging glizzies, bro. And somebody stole your shit. Now you crazy.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:You in there with Joker, motherfucking dead shot. You are like, what is fucking? They're going on it. Scarecrow next to you. You're like, they're like, what did the bats do to you?
Mac:Like, nothing.
Blak:They just think I'm
Mac:they just think I'm crazy.
Blak:I sold them my hot dog once. Y'all need y'all need put me in here.
Mac:Oh my god. He was sent to a mental hospital in California where he was medicated and confined. I'm suing the whole state, bro. Y'all injected me with shit, told me I was crazy fucking with my body, and then y'all be like, oh, yeah. You was right.
Mac:Nigga, now
Blak:I fucking told you this.
Mac:I know reparations is a hot topic. Some black people are out here, like, I want reparations for slavery and stuff. Like, I could get behind this motherfucker and be like, I want my I want my just due. Like, y'all really I want all my Literally fucked my whole life up. You know?
Blak:All the coins.
Mac:So at 20 March
Blak:This will be a movie someday.
Mac:It has to be, bro. It has to be. In March 2021, Woods pleaded no contest to the identity theft charges, meaning he accepted the conviction but did not admit guilt and was sentenced to 2 years in jail. Damn. So he
Blak:just like He only got 2 years?
Mac:No. Woods is the Woods is the the the victim.
Blak:Oh, okay.
Mac:Okay. Woods was just like, bro, y'all fucking be over. How do I get out of here as soon as possible? They just like, admit you're lying. So he was like, alright.
Mac:Fine. I'll do that. He was given credit for the 2 years he already spent in county jail and the mental hospital was released under orders to stop using the name William Woods. Like, stop use you're released. Stop using your real name.
Mac:What the fuck I'm supposed to go by? This is all I've known.
Blak:This is
Mac:this is me. Because I'm me.
Blak:Bitch, I'm me.
Mac:It's that wheezy shit. Who are you?
Blak:I'm me.
Mac:Shit. People in the comments saw this pursuit of happiness part 2.
Blak:Bro. Bro.
Mac:He said, Terry's like, just go by Liberty. Woods. I'll go back to jail before I do that shit, bro. You wow. Oh, shit.
Mac:But, he did not stop and continued to attempt to regain his identity, reaching out to police and financial institutions. Eventually, he managed to find out where Karens was working, and in January of 2023 contacted the hospital security department. The hospital secure, the hospital referred the complaint to University of Iowa police department where the detective opened an investigation. Mallory found Woods' biological father and tested his DNA against Woods and Karen's. The DNA proved Woods was who he said he was, and Karen's was a fraud.
Mac:In July of 23, more than 30 years after Karen's first stole Woods identity, Mallory interviewed him. He asked him what his father's name was, Karen's accidentally gave the name of his own adopted father. Mallory then confronted Karen's with the DNA evidence, and he responded saying, my life is over and everything is gone. He then confessed to prolong identity theft according to court documents and was taken into custody. Oh, man.
Mac:What happened to? Where's my story? Now bring that shit back. Bring that shit back.
Blak:This is a good one. Yeah. This was a good one.
Mac:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me share
Blak:this with you guys.
Mac:Because I think the pit masters are invested now. Every Yes. Everybody's invested at this point.
Blak:We need closure.
Mac:Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Bring this shit back,
Blak:He said he just stole the armor. Yeah.
Mac:Oh, these motherfuckers too real right now. Give me this
Blak:shit. Yeah.
Mac:He said, actually, his life was over in 88 when he proceed.
Blak:He prestige.
Mac:He prestige this other man's identity. Yo. You wild AT. He pleaded guilty to what count of each charge, and then, the counts the other counts were dropped. A sentencing has not yet been scheduled.
Mac:He is currently in the custody of US Marshals and faces a mandatory minimum sentence of 2 years imprisonment. Oh my god. These fucking ads, bro. Chill. And a possible maximum sentence of 32 years imprisonment, a $1.20 oh, I was at $1.20.
Mac:A $1,250,000 fine. I was like, bro. A dollar. A dollar 25. Goddamn.
Mac:In 5
Blak:years single glizzy, bro. Like,
Mac:In 5 years, the supervisor released following any imprisonment. So, yeah, that's, that's that story. Obviously, I would this is the part where I usually would ask you, like, what if that was you? How would you react? But I'm assuming, like
Blak:Oh, I would have been I would have been justifiably confined to the mental institution. There's no way. Because I'm walking through fire and everything to fuck you up, bro.
Mac:Bro, it is.
Blak:You didn't name the whole kid after me. Like, bro, what? You took this way too far. Way too far.
Mac:How about what his wife I don't even know. I don't even know. I'll be like, hey. I guess we married now. Think of the arguments we had.
Mac:Think of the arguments we had, girl. No. This is we were talking about X men 97. This is, Mallory Pryor and Jean Grey. Yes.
Mac:Now the real William Woods shows up, and he's just like, I don't know who you are now. Like, bro, whatever it is, my kid got your kid got my name, we fucking know. We fucking know. It is what it is.
Blak:I gotta maintain the lie. Yeah. A
Mac:kid needs a dad. You know what I'm saying? I'm here. I'm available all of a sudden. The other guy is not.
Mac:So, it is what it is. I'm about to steal his life. Roll up in his job. Y'all paying me that 100, bro. If I'm not getting a grip of money.
Blak:Oh, I have to. I have to.
Mac:I'm I'm it's it's a villain origin story. It's a villain origin story. Like, I got it. People will be missing. People will be missing.
Mac:It'll be the Riddler. I'm I'm catching the judge. I'm giving him a riddle. I'm a wear a mask. Like, it's gonna be straight out of a comic book if I'm not giving my just due the minute he's convicted.
Mac:I want motherfuckers lining up kissing my ring, washing my feet. Everybody who said I was crazy, y'all could come here and let me put my foot in your ass. You know what I'm saying? Like, it it's Yep. Retaliates I
Blak:get to punch the meanest nurse in the mouth. Like, the one that forced me to do it now.
Mac:Oh my god. The orderly the crust of the knife. Orderly y'all got to hold me down when I was trying to tell y'all I'm not crazy.
Mac:You know what I'm saying?
Mac:He getting kicked in his dick, with steel toe boots.
Blak:Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:The high tax. I you gotta go buy some high tax, bro.
Mac:Motherfucker. Everybody gotta buy, like, the whole hospital catered by my hotdog vendor.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Like, everyday hospital.
Blak:Of fact, give me the hospital. This hospital is now Sweet Dick Willie's Hospital. That's gonna be the name of the hospital.
Mac:Sweet Dick General. Sweet Dick General Hospital, baby. Oh my god, bro. Bro, I can't. I cannot imagine going through that shit and then just walking back out and like so you finally have your name back.
Mac:How do you feel? Great. That's all I ever really wanted. Psych.
Blak:No. No. Not at all.
Mac:Nigga, I want vengeance. That's how Batman starts with a Joker like some one of the 2 extremes happens. Justice like this.
Mac:And injustice like this happens every day to the the little guy. I'm out here to stop it.
Mac:If I could go around hitting motherfuckers with bats and shit. You know? Just fucking some random shit like that.
Blak:Where does
Mac:it come
Blak:from? Vengeance.
Mac:Justice. Vengeance.
Mac:All of that shit. That is crazy. How crazy that story is, ladies and gentlemen. Let me tell you. There is more crazier shit happening in the world.
Mac:And, that leads us to our double helping. 2 scoops, if you will.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Of, whose man's is this?
Asa:I'm sorry. Whoop. I hear black. You're not country.
Mac:That little audio preview that you got there was, the the the the focus of our next topic. Now
Blak:Amen.
Mac:I do say, like we stated, there are 2 individuals. So I'll bring up the background for the first horrible person we're talking about. Asa Blanton. If you are tapped in to the goings ons of of TikTok. And this is where I found out about this shit.
Mac:Like, it's it's crazy how TikTok algorithm is. You sitting there just laughing at some shit, and then some real shit hits you. Like, who the fuck? Let me investigate this whole ass shit. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:And now you got a target. Now now we got now we got a topic for for who's man. So shout out TikTok. What up, China? Anyway We hanging in there.
Mac:Now we, me and you, here on the smoke pit, I think we've established that we are not in the beehive. However Correct. However, we are not anti Beyonce.
Blak:Correct.
Mac:Okay. We're just saying her music at this time, whatever she's doing, is not really resonating with us. If it resonates with you, have at it. But like we kinda talked about in the group, she's doing the cowboy Carter that dropped. It's number 1 all over the place.
Mac:And more importantly, and to some people's, dismay, it's number 1 on the country charts. And some people don't like that.
Blak:Oh, they hate that.
Mac:Some people don't like that.
Blak:These here charts weren't made for you, Beyonce.
Mac:Some people went as far as to, bringing up and speak in their mind on a public, a public, what did you say? Discourse or a public, you know, platform such as TikTok Yeah. And voice their opinions in a way that, caused them to come under some fire. And here's where we enter one Asa Blanton. So I'm a let her say what she said, and you can read the subtitles up there or I think there's subtitles.
Mac:But if not, listen to her words as she talks about, the Beyonce record. Oh, where's my sound?
Asa:You're not country. I I don't care. Like, it and I wish I meant that in the nicest way. But, like, I know you were raised in the country or your grandparents were, I guess. Your great granny and grandpa's.
Asa:But they was picking. Okay? They wasn't playing. Just keep that in mind. They wasn't making money.
Asa:It was getting sold for money. Yay, country.
Mac:Black, I'm a let you go ahead and and and talk about this, man.
Blak:That was, that was mighty strong. Those flat ass lips were telling some things, weren't they?
Mac:You're not country. You may have been raised there. Your granny and grammy your great grannies and grandpas, but they was picking. They wasn't playing. They wasn't they wasn't making money.
Mac:They was being sold for money. Beyonce, you're not country. So this young lady is in the nursing program at Indiana State University. What do you think happened once that video was put out and people found out. I'll tell you what.
Mac:Plucked away. I'll tell you. You would think that. Right? Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, I will bring this so you all can can join in with the the reading as well.
Mac:So as you can see, a woman who is allegedly a nursing student at Indiana State University is facing backlash after she appeared to criticize Beyonce and black people in a social media video. The video, which has now been deleted, but you know how the Internet works.
Blak:We kept the file.
Mac:You thought because you deleted it off your profile that it was gone? Come on. At this point, like, as young as she is, you would think she would understand the Internet by now. My old 43 year old self knows, like, let me make sure this is the shit I wanna put out.
Blak:Gotta be careful.
Mac:Put it out. You got to be careful.
Blak:You gots to be more careful. You gots to be more careful.
Mac:Oh, man. The video, which has now been deleted, was posted soon after Beyonce dropped her country album, Cowboy Carter, on March 28th. The footage made its round on TikTok. Multiple people saving the footage and stitching their own videos in response. The woman was identified by a couple of media outlets as Asia Blanton.
Mac:And then there's the quote that she was saying, picking, not planting, not making money, sold for money. You ain't country. Several people have expressed their outrage online. As you can see, I'm not even a Beyonce fan, but what the fuck? It's okay for whites to be rapping R and B.
Mac:Who the fuck owns the right to any particular music genre? No fucking body. I want want her as my nurse, but I have a feeling she loves being a snow bunny to
Blak:prey on black men and black women.
Mac:Students also had a protest on Monday with many holding signs. Some of the signs read students against racism and justice brings peace. Indiana State University issued a statement Tuesday noting the college has a long history of valuing diversity and inclusiveness and is aware of the video. The student's comment do not align with our institutional values. According to the statement, which was posted on Facebook, we reaffirm our commitment to fostering an inclusive environment.
Mac:Indiana State University takes incidents of this nature seriously and is committed to ensuring a welcoming environment for everybody. This is their thing. But that wasn't enough for some people who commented on the post. They expressed concern and frustrations. I, as an Indiana taxpayer demanding responsible action from ISU, and there's a plethora of other people still, like, in the school, boosters to the school being like, what the fuck are y'all doing keeping her in y'all program?
Blak:She has friends. Just keep this in mind.
Mac:And then this long ass thing pretty much oh my god. What is this weather, man? Get out of here. Give me my story back. Where are my stories?
Mac:There it goes. We're aware of rampant misinformation spreading online. It is crucial to emphasize that under federal law, the privacy of students due process and actions taken by the university and its place cannot be shared. The state funded institution, we operate and respond within the guidelines established by the state federal law. As the semester end, please know that your well-being in academic success as a student here is of the utmost party to us.
Mac:I just relooked into it, and she is still enrolled at that university completing her nursing degree. Black Mac, the floor is yours, my boy. How you feeling?
Blak:I will I wanna start out with this, and I'm gonna be real careful how I word what I say. Because history tells us that the term cowboy, was derived from slavery. Uh-oh. So, while we're out here playing cops and robbers and horses and shit, I just want y'all to know that the term cowboy referred to a young slave, black person, that had to tend to the cows, and they called him a cowboy. That's where that term comes from.
Blak:So, Beyonce is probably more country than your motherfucking ass in this point. So I'm gonna lead with that. I'm gonna lead with that. Okay.
Mac:Well said. 2. 2.
Blak:The country shit. The plant and the picking, I wanna start there too. I wanna go there.
Mac:We can't we can't gloss over that.
Blak:We can't we yeah. Yeah. We can't gloss over that. The planting and the picking. Uh-huh.
Blak:Ma'am, are you aware that they did both the planting and the picking? Like, do do we not do we not do we not know that? Like, goddamn. If you just if you're gonna point some shit out, be be historically correct.
Mac:You in a whole college. I know you got US history. College. I know you got US history.
Blak:What are they teaching you? You you ain't paying attention. You ain't paying attention. You ain't paying attention at all. Go to history class.
Blak:They teach you this shit. Pay attention. Ask questions because you wouldn't be saying no shit like that if you actually paid attention.
Mac:Furthermore Get off that girl's nose, man. Just because you can smell sunup. What the fuck kind of country? Because you can smell sunup. Yes.
Mac:You know, people be like, man, it's about to rain. She'd be like, sun's about to go down. Like, how do you smell the sun? The rain. How do you smell the sun?
Mac:Yeah. Big ass nose.
Blak:Lightning within 5. The sunniest oh. Oh, there it is.
Mac:She can smell the burnt ozone from lightning on the way. Might wanna get inside, guys.
Blak:It's coming. It's on its way. But, anyway, man, we were out in the country more than you motherfuckers were. Like, come on. What are we doing?
Blak:What are we doing? Especially in Indiana. You should know these things. Like, you're borderline.
Mac:Like, you
Blak:should know these things. You should know how how this works, ma'am. Furthermore, music is music. And I wanna put this directly in the country music too because I do fuck with some country music. I do.
Blak:Conway, Twitty, I love him. He was probably racist. I don't know this for sure. But goddamn that motherfucker made some good music, bro.
Mac:Was he racist?
Mac:You know how
Mac:we know. You know why we don't know for sure if he wasn't? Because he wasn't saying that shit all out
Blak:in the book. Saying stupid shit. This motherfucker came out. Hello, darling. Nice to see you.
Blak:It's been a
Mac:long time.
Blak:Y'all talking about fucking Conway Twitty. Family guy made him popular again. God bless family guy.
Mac:Hello, darling.
Blak:Jesus Christ. What are we what what are we doing with our lives, bro? Like, what are we doing?
Mac:God. Oh my god. We accepted
Blak:m and m. You know why? Because the motherfucker has ball. You know what you have to do except Beyonce. Because she made motherfuckers come back to country music.
Blak:That's what she did.
Mac:You know who you should be mad at.
Blak:Good music is fucking good music.
Mac:She should just be mad at the people who bought the album. No. She should be mad at the music industry. Yeah. Well, first of all, the music industry don't know what the fuck's going on.
Mac:Because you you watch the Grammys and what was it? That, that one, Tyler, the creator album. He got a Grammy for, like, urban contemporary or something. I'm like, no. Ain't this shit rap?
Mac:You know, they just put shit in other categories and do whatever the fuck it is. You know? So if if she went to like, Kanye West with that that gospel, album. This is oh, it's gospel now. Like
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:That's what you wanna make it. Cool. Like, it's it's not the artist's fault. They just make music. Right.
Mac:They're not saying that
Blak:But here your ass is. You're not country. You know what we didn't do? You know what black people didn't do? What?
Blak:We didn't crucify Macklemore even though we knew to Pimp A Butterfly was a fucking magnificent album. You don't see us up in arms about the shit.
Mac:I was.
Blak:All these years later.
Mac:I was, and I still am.
Blak:I mean
Mac:I mean, it came to the point where Macklemore sent Kendrick a text. Like, hey, man. You shoulda got it. I shouldn't have got this thing. Like, Macklemore knew.
Mac:Macklemore knew. Like, hey, bro.
Blak:I
Mac:just He knew. I just came out for for for a quick cash grab, and the the Grammys took my shit and ran with it, bro. I know my shit ain't
Blak:I had I had I had a big, big black dude that could sing, and we just moment. You see the moment. With your hands up like the ceiling can't hold of. Goddamn it, I'm about to win a Grammy. You lost me.
Blak:You lost me. Why did you do that?
Mac:Just do some black shit real quick, Adi.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Make it soulful. Yeah. My thing is this. Although she's still there, I can guarantee you I know what her plan is to go on whatever talk show, throw some fake tears out there, talk about she didn't mean it. She got educated.
Mac:She talked to some people.
Blak:I'm way more tolerant.
Mac:She's tolerant. She didn't know that her words were gonna be taken that way. It was mis it's misconstrued. We know the game plan.
Blak:It's the playbook.
Mac:It's the it's the fucking play.
Mac:I did not intentionally mean to offend anybody like that. I just I was very ignorant. I would I didn't understand what was going on. But after seeking some counseling and talking to some people, I've I've read some articles. I had some pamphlets.
Mac:And I see now I know now why
Blak:I know the error of my ways.
Mac:I'm volunteering at the local boys and girls club now, and I'm doing things to help the urban youth.
Blak:That's the shit. I'm I'm more involved in the inner cities and putting my work into those communities and making sure that I contribute my part. Shut the fuck up.
Mac:A 100%. No.
Blak:You're not.
Mac:A 100%. That is I guarantee you the next time you hear from this girl, that is gonna be, like, just there may be some words mixed around. She may go to chat GPT and mix it up a bit, but I guarantee you,
Mac:I didn't know I'm just more educated now where I was raised at. I didn't know, and then now I'm just doing,
Blak:You know? And people won't
Mac:be like, you know, let's give her a chance. She doesn't know which I'm like, at what point do we look at individuals? You went through high school. You're in a nursing program at a a university. Why at what point can we just assume people should know that saying your people were picking cotton and being sold for money is racist as fuck and not cool to say.
Mac:Right. There is not like, you cannot there's a level of uneducated that you that doesn't exist, and that is one of them. Like, a 5 year old saying some shit like that.
Blak:Like, who taught you this?
Mac:Yeah. Like, somebody told you that. Who told you this shit?
Blak:Yeah. Because that's the rate
Mac:like, the 5 year old's not rate. The person who told the 5 year old that, that's the motherfucker we need to go
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Pitchforks and torches and shit. That's the They was picking. They wasn't playing. They wasn't making money. They was being sold.
Mac:Like, you are that upset that she is number 1 on the country charts. Like, nobody else in country music is upset because they're still making money. Right. You random lady up at ISU is just like, Beyonce, don't get too full of yourself. Like, Beyonce's straight.
Mac:This album could have flopped. Beyonce's still straight. Yeah. She could.
Blak:This this was an experiment for her. I just want I just want people mad at that to know this. This was an experiment. It could've gone terrible, and she wouldn't have gave a fuck. But since you talk, it's probably gonna do well, and it's gonna piss you off even more.
Mac:Now now people like myself, I'm a stream it just to give it streams.
Blak:For pettiness. Yes.
Mac:Look what you did.
Blak:5 platelets just because I know.
Mac:It's gonna stay 1 on the country charts throughout the rest of the year now.
Blak:When Your tears will say
Mac:my Spotify wrap up, you will see Beyonce at the top
Blak:of this shit. Cowboy Carter. Yeah.
Mac:It was just a 10,000 plays continuing. I'm a just
Blak:take these headphones by, Texas holding this plan.
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:I can't. I can't.
Mac:I enrolled
Mac:in African American studies for my next semester so I could be Mitch, you're about
Mac:to get jumped. Do not go in that
Blak:classroom. No.
Mac:Do not go in that classroom, ma'am.
Blak:You about to be the female version of Remy.
Mac:If there's if there's any black fraternities or sororities at this school, stay away. Protective custody. Get this woman somewhere because the black people of Indiana do you know Gary is in Indiana? Do you not think these people will ride?
Blak:Savagery.
Mac:People think Gary, oh, Michael Jackson came from there. No. Gary is like East Chicago East. No. Yeah.
Mac:It's literally Yeah. On the other side of the fucking I
Blak:was gonna call it Midwest comp.
Mac:Yeah. That that's what it is. This shit is good. That's the Flint, Michigan of of of fucking Indiana.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Yes. Oh my god. But, yeah. So that's, Aza Blanton. So like I said, keep an eye out for her.
Mac:Her TikTok has been deactivated. She is trying to hide on social media.
Blak:Of course.
Mac:People are looking for her, online to give her that work. But she's hiding. And like I said, when she resurfaces, it'll probably be on a show, probably a good morning America or something. She ain't gonna wanna sit down with a Tamara Hall or, or, who's the the the sister that's on that interviewed Robert, Robert Kelly. Robin?
Mac:Yeah. She gonna sit down with her sister and do that because because because they they go
Blak:She's going to Joy Bay, Joy Bear.
Mac:Oh, play The View. Nah. She's trying to see Whoopi.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. You're right. She gonna
Mac:it's gonna be a a a individual one
Blak:Whoopie gonna give her that work. Yeah.
Mac:Whoopie about to put hands on her. But yeah. So that's Asia Blanton. And next up, what if I told you?
Blak:But wait. There's more. What if
Mac:I no. I'm a just I'm a just do this. And you guys let me know in the comments if you're surprised.
Mac:Y'all let me know.
Blak:My god.
Mac:You let me know if you're surprised that our boy, black tie, that our boy, Roman Pierce, is mister because is back in whose man's is this? Surprise people. Congratulations. Oh, congratulations. And I know people are just like, what else can this man do to continue to be put on whose man's and ladies and gentlemen?
Mac:Let me show you what it is. So back on March 31st, president Biden was like, this is transgender transgender day of visibility. For whatever reason, you know, Easter always falls on a different day, on a different Sunday, a different date every year. So this year, it just happened to fall on the day that has been for the last, I think, since 2009, dedicated. Yeah.
Mac:It's right here in the comments. Transgender day of visibility was originally started back in 2009. So for the last 14, 15 years, it's been on March 31st. Easter just happened to fall on the same day. So when the president said that, Tyrese was just like, oh, no.
Mac:You're not about to do that to Jesus.
Blak:Not Jesus.
Mac:So my man went on Instagram underneath that post that president Biden made and said, and I quote, president Joe, I really, really hate to put up this post. Sir, this is a reach. I swear, man, y'all just really, really, really taken things too far. Whoever you met with in your boardroom and signed off on this failed political chess move really, really need to be fired. I am always uber sensitive about people walking and live in 3rd truth, so there's no problem here.
Mac:If you are happy with your gender or wanna switch it up based on who you identify with, that's your life. Do what makes you happy. I say this and speak for every Christian and believer around the world. The Lord Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior, and he is the reigning alpha and omega. Jesus Christ.
Blak:He turned Latin.
Mac:Yeah. We love you, Lord. Pick up your bible, mister president. Jesus don't do politics. Jesus is not a democrat or republican.
Mac:Jesus is not to be used for political agendas or gains. And if you haven't noticed, there's actually aren't enough trans genders on this earth right now that can get you reelected. LOL. This is a reach. I never judge any man or woman.
Mac:Do what you want with your life and your lifestyle. I continue. This is all going so far. I am gonna turn off the comments because I don't want anyone bashing or saying anything derogatory or bullying anyone in the gay community. This was a reach, president Joe, and I think we all deserve an apology.
Mac:Pick up your Bible, mister president. This is not an opinion. This is the word. I am the almighty, says the Lord God. And he puts a a verse there.
Mac:And in case y'all are thinking that thought, I'm the furthest thing from a Trump supporter. I would rather vote for a homeless New York 7 foot rat in the swamps or the underground subways than support that orange dictator. So then, obviously, people jumped in there and let him know about how Easter changes every Sunday. And then Tyrese himself, you see here in the comments. I just went live.
Mac:Y'all know I don't run from politics or heated debates. 30 years of me speaking up and speaking about it where I'm at with it. And then, everybody proceeded to roast him in the comments. Bro, I don't I don't know about Tyrese anymore, man. Like like, what do we do?
Blak:Fucked his head up.
Mac:What do we do with him?
Blak:The man said he wanted to be Latino, bro. Is there anything that we can do for him?
Mac:You're right. That's the last thing we we he was on for. That was the last thing he was on here for.
Blak:We gotta we gotta check with the delegation, bro. Like
Mac:Is is he about to get voted off?
Blak:I don't know. I maybe the man he did the Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I'm the alpha and omega. Jesus Christ.
Mac:Bro, I'm just
Blak:We love you, God.
Mac:Why did you have to do like, what it what compelled, like man, just what Ace what what what the the the previous bra that was on. Like, you could feel a certain way, but, I mean, the same thing you're using to type this incorrect to the point where, like, Instagram is like, hey, missing context, independent fact checkers say information in this post could mislead people. Like, the shit you're talking about, Tyrese, is is incorrect. You could take the extra second to look at, like, is this new? Or has this been a thing?
Mac:Like, just because people just come into comments like, hey, yo, Tyrese. There's been a thing since, like, 09, my boy. And, Easter is on a different Sunday. It's a different date every year. Like, Easter is not always on the 31st March.
Mac:This isn't something that president Biden just made the fuck up. You know? And he just this is it. I gotta let him know because you
Blak:Y'all gotta leave Joe alone, man. He too old for this shit.
Mac:And, you know, like, he if he making decisions like this, it's not him.
Blak:It's not him?
Mac:It's not him. Like, he ain't going Shit.
Blak:Halftime Joe don't even know what the fuck he talking about, bro. Like, you think he gonna take the time out to strategize for shit like this? No. It's been done for him.
Mac:Fam. But he ain't making up new holidays, bro. Like, shit has been there. What do you say? You wanna be Latino, Hispanics will reject the offer.
Mac:My man said he thought he was speaking that. Yeah. He thought Chrissy was gonna come and be like, amen, Tyrese. Amen.
Blak:Back you. Yep. We back you. Now behold I
Mac:mean, some people was in here. Some people was in here talking about thank you, Ty. What I don't understand is why the rainbow mafia needs one more day even after they have a whole month of celebrations. This coming from a black person.
Blak:That's too close to black history shit, bro.
Mac:They can't this coming from a black person.
Blak:Oh. Oh.
Mac:It's like, oh,
Blak:that's bad.
Mac:Come on,
Blak:man. Come
Mac:on, man. What's happening?
Blak:That's bad, bro.
Mac:People in the comments, March is women's month though. Move that day to April. The homophobia and transphobia of the black community needs to be studied. It's time to have a straight people day. What?
Mac:Like, people just be in here? Oh, Tyrese had another comment. Let me read this. The Easter controversy is heating up. Let's talk about it.
Mac:I'm still celebrating, and I'm not gonna let nothing steal my joy. A shift, my energy from celebrating me releasing one of the most important songs I ever saw. Oh, this motherfucker released a gospel song that day.
Blak:You did this for a promotion, Tyrese? Tyrese. Tyrese. You threw shade at the president to promote a song?
Mac:One person's like, lord, sometimes I really don't like us. We love to get on the Internet being loud and wrong. Google is free. Google is literally free. Can we trade Tyrese for somebody else?
Blak:That is sad. That's sad.
Mac:Oh, man. As a Christian, we should spread the good news of Jesus, not point out what we think people are doing is wrong. It's not for us to judge.
Blak:Go figure. I agree with.
Mac:Go figure. Right? You have some That I agree, bro. This is wild, man. Like, Tyrese, I got no words for you no more, man.
Blak:Bro. And I wanna put this out here. I wanna put this out here for all the Christians. Right?
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:Because we falter. We do. As humans, we falter. We're not gonna be perfect. That's the thing about humanity.
Blak:Yep. We won't be perfect.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:But, bro, like, we're put on this earth to love each other. That's it's not our job to be like, you're you're this, you're that, you're you're nah. Fuck all that shit, bro.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:Because when we die, we gonna find out what the real shit is anyway. Facts. And what's the chance that you come back to this motherfucker gay? So you might wanna shut the fuck up.
Mac:Bro, just just
Mac:just I don't understand why people just can't just accept the mindset of I'm a just take care of me and mine and whatever people wanna do to make themselves happy is cool as long as it's not affecting me and mine. Like, if you're not encroaching on my family's happiness and what we like to do, like, I don't care. Live your life. I want you to be happy too because I'm happy. I'm happy living my life.
Mac:You should be happy living your life. Not fucking stories. I feel like me about to drop the most important song of my life. This is how I could do it. I turned to comment.
Blak:How can I get as much attention on this song as possible?
Mac:I know. This will get them on my side.
Blak:Joe ain't even listening to you, bro. What
Mac:the fuck is president Joe Biden? I
Blak:This is a
Mac:reach. I am upset. I'm upset. Tyrese, bro, nobody checking for you, bro. Ain't nobody looking for you until the next, Fast and Furious is supposed to come out, And then you're gonna have a minor role in that shit anyway.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:But, ladies and gentlemen, we'd be remiss if Tyrese ain't out here defending his title and submitting his role as our one and only whose man's
Blak:Hall of famer.
Mac:All star. He is out here just
Mac:being a fucking boy. You
Mac:did it.
Blak:You did it.
Mac:You did it, Tyrese. Congratulations. Oh, this motherfucker here. I can't stand. I can't bro, I can't stand this motherfucker at this point, man.
Blak:Bro. Yeah. Like, when you think he's quiet, he just he hits you with another one. Like, what what are you doing, Tyler?
Mac:You just be like, bro, that's gotta be the last drop of stupid. But he just did he's gotta at least recharge, like, take a few months to recharge. This motherfucker like, nah. I I pulled up to the supercharger. Tesla pull up charged 0 to a 100 real quick.
Mac:I'm ready for some more stupid shit. Let's go.
Blak:Let's go. Let's go. He's like, you know that movie elemental? Like, he thought the water dude was dead.
Mac:That's Tyreese. Every time he do something stupid. That he gotta be good. He gotta go into hibernation or something. He gotta he gotta recharge his stupid.
Mac:Tyrese has to recharge his stupid. There's
Blak:no way he does
Mac:back to back stupid that hard. Nope. Nope. Nope. You said, never underestimate Tyrese.
Mac:That's where we fucked up. That's where we fucked up here at Smoke Pit. Bay. Underestimate Tyrese and his stupidness. But I mean, this man is He
Blak:has a he has a factory where he builds it.
Mac:This man has been on whose man's 6 times. Six times. A fact. I went back and looked, and it's not 6 times over the 4 years. It's literally been 6 times since 23.
Blak:Yeah. Over the past year.
Mac:Yeah. This man is wilding. This man is wilding right now. But, yeah, I feel I feel where we at here? I'm a do something real quick.
Mac:And, then we can move on to the bracket update, which is pretty short because, it was the final. It wasn't even close. But, before we move on you know, complete wash, bro. Before we move on, Tyrese, we're giving you your flowers. Here you are, sir.
Mac:Well deserved, sir.
Blak:Congratulations, sir.
Mac:What more could we want from you? What more could we want from you? But let's get into something real quick. Brackets. Where was it?
Mac:There we go. Bracket update for our final for the best Cartoon Network show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is finally came and passed. Our final is up here. Dexter's Laboratory.
Mac:As you could see, beats out Powerpuff Girls 84% of the vote to 16%. Black, are you surprised? Or do you even care about this point? Do you even care about this bracket anymore?
Blak:No. I stopped caring. I stopped caring a while back. I knew what it was. I knew what it was.
Mac:I think we all did. There are shows that should be there.
Blak:You broke my heart.
Mac:There were show y'all know what shows should have been here.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:And y'all allowed this to happen. Now I will say I'm not upset that old school back in the day Cartoon Network shows met in the finals. But let let let's be. There's a thing about being nostalgic and being realistic. Not nobody's saying that you can't enjoy these shows.
Mac:But when they come up against shows that you know are better, that you know are better, Don't be pushing bullshit. Your heart. In your heart. In your heart. In your heart.
Mac:A lot of people just come here to be agents of chaos, and that's cool. We like that. Yeah. You know, it's cool. You guys
Blak:But y'all don't y'all don't do y'all don't do the the the job of doing your own brackets either. I noticed this. I noticed this because I know who you are.
Mac:Look, Tae. Wait. Tae is just like, man, you didn't vote.
Blak:The days.
Mac:No. I didn't vote. Because there's a point in time where I didn't care about the bracket no more. And then when I saw what was going on, I'm like, what's my vote gonna do? You know?
Mac:I would've clicked that and been 85% of the vote. You know what I'm saying? It's it's not
Blak:You turn the smoke pit into the black community. For real. For real. My vote don't fucking match.
Mac:Don't count. You turn and smoke it into the black community.
Blak:I may even vote and they don't care. It's not gonna matter anyway.
Asa:Jen
Mac:said You're
Blak:gonna get what they want.
Mac:So, Jen, I know I know how you feel. Trust me. Me and Blaque both know how you feel. That's why we're taking this month off. We was gonna roll out with the best Disney Channel show, but we're just like, y'all out here with this tom foolery right now.
Mac:We gonna let y'all sit back, take a month off, get your shit together, realize where you went wrong, and then we'll we'll come back and and give y'all an opportunity. But until then, that is what it is.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:Because y'all y'all y'all in this team Titan go bullshit. That's where y'all started fucking around. Christ. That's where y'all start fucking around with this shit. But,
Blak:it was it was like we saw it. Like, hey. Hey. Hey.
Mac:What's happening here? What was it? Hey. Hey. What concerned.
Mac:It was like a like a system coming off the coast of Africa. We're like, hey, man. Watch watch out for this motherfucker. It's about to do some shit. This motherfucking t titans go.
Mac:They about to make this shit a fucking hurricane and destroy a lot of fucking a lot of brackets.
Blak:Damn it.
Mac:They're gonna do a lot of matchups dirty with this shit, and, of course, it did. It was a fucking cat eyes coming through that bitch, bro. Now Tay, she's in the comments out to Tay and Jen and Jen. How are we gonna do that? Tay Jen and Jen?
Mac:Tay and Jen? Jay and Jen? Because they got another one. If you're not a well, we'll we'll talk about it, final shots, but they have a bracket coming up in June. They have one that we've been planning, articulated, making all the things.
Mac:Let me just tell you, Tay, be prepared. As Scott would tell you, be prepared. Don't expect what you think is gonna happen to happen. Go in with your expectations low. That way you're not disappointed.
Mac:And when people vote for the right thing, you're just pleasantly surprised. You know? Am I froze or is am I messing up?
Blak:That might be me. That's why I looked at my phone. Like, let
Mac:because, you know, I'd be I'd be the first one to be like, man, my shit be fucking up every now and then.
Blak:Could be me.
Mac:Oh, well. But that's the bracket update real quick. We only had the one matchup. Let us roll into our final shots and wrap up episode, 136 of the smoke pit. And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Mac:Ladies and gentlemen, you know what? Final shots and thoughts. Let me hand it over to Black first, so we can speak, and give his announcements
Blak:Alright. Attendance for tonight, great comments. Wonderful. We had a nice crowd tonight.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:Highest segment of the night was undoubtedly, the identity theft. Moving forward, we have the Queens of Nerdom with their fallen star Friday, picking up steam. They are also, number 198 on the Apple's podcast
Mac:charts. We charting.
Blak:Yes. They are back on the charts. Congrats to them.
Mac:Let's go, ladies.
Blak:We have, we have, Fallen Star Friday, as I mentioned. The sessions went on last week. We had a campfire meeting this week that has me looking very much forward to the future.
Mac:It was an impromptu campfire too. Like, we had a
Blak:do what?
Mac:Official one, and then I was just like, let me just get in this chat and just, you know, let people know. Like, because I need, like bro, let me know because I got a decision to make, and then one thing, like, one bread crumbler to another, and people just like, hold on. Wait. What?
Blak:What? Oh, hold on. Hold on.
Mac:You gotta make a deal with who?
Blak:What? But the, the neck the next the next session is scheduled for 20th. I expect a lot of participation there, and we'll we'll bring you the episodes as they come out. So if you're alive tonight with us, shout out to everybody because there was some
Mac:new people in here tonight too. There was.
Blak:Shout out to the new people that, left comments. If you like what you saw tonight, please follow us over on Patreon because we do this every Friday on Patreon. We come out once a month. But if you like what you saw tonight, there is a free bracket. You could test that out.
Blak:And, if you wanna get a part of the rewards and stuff, it's $3 a month, gets you in the door. So make sure you guys are are are tapping in and staying in tune, but I would be remiss if I didn't say that DFPN for the month of April has been on a roll. And that that's Smoke Pit, Queens of Nerdom, no gimmicks. Everybody's been putting in work. So it's been it's been a good month so far for us, and we're gonna end it strong.
Blak:We're rolling into the summer, and I know there's, conventions and stuff coming out that guys are already tapped into. So if you see one of a member of DPN at your local convention, do yourself a favor. Go up to them, say hi, interact, and let's keep it rolling. But this year is moving really, really well, man. It's been it's been a good month.
Blak:So let's keep rolling. Let's keep working. And everybody just keep following. Stay in tune. Follow us on Patreon.
Blak:Follow the Queens of Nerd. Follow Smoke Pit. Follow no gimmicks. Follow USDN. Let's let's keep having fun.
Blak:That's that's my final shots.
Mac:Agreed. Agreed. And as the queen stated, I think on their last part or the one before, they will be over in Phoenix this May for Phoenix fan fusion. Getting some content for you guys. We're actually doing some some cosplaying for one of the days.
Mac:I was sitting there trying to look like, who could I be? Who could I be? And then, I'm just like, I'm black. I'm bald. I got this little beard.
Mac:Let me just do this Nick Fury thing. But the bravery part of that is Arizona and May.
Blak:All black. That's that's a bold choice.
Mac:Coat. Your boy gonna be out there with the deodorant on deck because I
Blak:ain't about to be calm. Spray and you need to stay, bro.
Mac:The queen's talking about they got 2 outfits. I gotta find another fucking black bald what I'm not gonna do is wear a wig. Now I'm not at that level. You know, Nick will tell you, you know, JJ Stingray, AKA Jen, the newest queen of Queens of Nerdom. They'll tell
Blak:you Shout out to her.
Mac:Just just embrace it. Just have fun. Make it your own. Like, I'm just like, bro. I was thinking I was thinking of going as star lord just to fucking troll it.
Mac:Because that's the last person people You
Blak:could do that. You can get away with that.
Mac:Black star lord?
Blak:Yeah. You can get away with that.
Mac:I'll I'll I'll put a twist on it. Make star lord cool. Make star lord cool
Blak:again. I'm doing. So I got into the cosplaying too. Oh, what? Yeah.
Blak:Yeah. So Frank d's got me in the cosplaying. For for the part for the people who don't know, he does cosplay for Star Wars.
Mac:Yeah. Shout out, Frank d.
Blak:We're doing Galaxy Con in, Oklahoma City in May, and we're both gonna be, cosplaying. He's, you know, he's got his sister.
Mac:Joint. Is he is he going as the original character? Is he going as his because he's been painting and getting
Blak:He's going he's going as his Vader character. Okay. Because he wants to do that. And I'm going as, Obi Wan.
Mac:Okay.
Blak:My big black ass is going as Obi Wan.
Mac:Yeah. Oh, I'm doing I'm doing straight Sam. I'm so I'm a do Nick Fury, and I'm a get shit from Mace Windu for the second day.
Blak:Oh, do it. Do it.
Mac:It's a wrap, b. I got
Blak:it. I got it.
Mac:I figured it out just now. Yes. No. Do it. Let's go.
Mac:Alright. Alright. Well, that's dope, man. Look at us, man. Embracing the full nerd side of it, man.
Blak:I know. I like it.
Mac:Remember when we thought we was too I
Blak:didn't think I like it, but I'm getting addicted to the shit because now I'm like, I gotta get the boots, and I gotta do this, get this. I gotta make this shit pop.
Mac:Oh, man. But yeah. So we got that coming on, and, there's a possibility. It's not anything set in stone. The Cape Con, if I'm saying that right
Blak:Yep.
Mac:That our our our friends over at Comically Inclined that they run, They have a con coming up in November, and they're having an opportunity for members to do their podcast live in front of a audience. Me and Black are thinking about taking the smoke pit live on the road up to, Southeast Missouri and doing an episode in front of the fans there. You know, provide I'm I like when when I sent you that chat, I'm just like, is the smoke pit a show for everybody? Like, I I may have to I may have to, watch my language to an extent, but we'll see. We'll we'll check.
Blak:We'll see.
Mac:Yeah. We'll see. We'll see if I could be my full if we could be black and mac at a 100%, I'm sure people will fall in love with.
Blak:People will love us.
Mac:But, like, at a con and then people bringing their kids walking in there, I'm a be like, how am I gonna do this?
Blak:Cover your ears, children.
Mac:This is a NC 17 podcast. It's not nudity. I'd just be saying the words. So and I ain't trying to cause a little white girl to turn into the next, Asa Blaine. So
Blak:You're right.
Mac:Yep. Right. Dad, what's a nigga? Like, oh, shit. What's that?
Mac:What's a weird
Blak:thing? Oh.
Mac:Only they can say that, baby. Don't worry about that. Yes. Yes. So that's in November.
Mac:So we have time to prep for that. So, you know, we'll we'll look to see if, they give the thumbs up. Like, hey. You guys can come through. I think we may have a n.
Mac:I don't wanna brag, but you know?
Blak:Yeah. No.
Mac:Some of the people on DFPN know a guy who knows a guy who's over on comically inclined, who kinda runs the cape thing. But we may we may have it in. I'm not guaranteeing anything, but, we'll keep you guys in the loop on all that. And, obviously, 100%, I'm guessing, correct me if I'm wrong, big things happening for, no gimmicks. My man's working on his journalism.
Mac:He's getting in the door for a lot of stuff. Press passes on the way for a lot of probably wrestle cons for no gimmicks.
Blak:Oh, yeah.
Mac:With the goal of next April, Frank d, hopefully, at Black Mac, walking around with official press passes for WrestleMania.
Blak:That is the goal. That is the goal. So we'll see. So I'll tell you this. We're already working on the AEW show.
Mac:Shut up. Yes. Like, in in the works to credentials Yes. Press conference, interviews, all that oh my god. Shit's moving for y'all, bro.
Blak:Shit's moving
Mac:fast for y'all. I like that.
Blak:Yeah. So shout out you know what? I want I do wanna shout out BCP plus because, like, working with them has been like a godsend for no gimmicks. It really has. Like, everything that I'm doing now is because we networked with them.
Blak:I have no idea how we found them either. It's just it just happened. That's dope, man. But shout out to them because they are they are really awesome. And I've I've met some really dope people because of that.
Mac:That's cool. I'm glad I got your foot in the door, and, I mean, just off rip, off the strength of just being able to ask the rock a question. And and props to the question you asked him, by the way.
Blak:Appreciate it.
Mac:And, you know, props to him for answering the way he did and and using his league to kinda display the talent that HBCUs are putting out there that the NFL may turn a blind eye to. But, bro, watching watching that, like, bro, I was secondhand fucking euphoria watching you do that shit.
Blak:I appreciate it, man.
Mac:And the love that I saw the rest of the people give you sharing it, commenting, leaving the emotes and stuff, man. That's hopefully should let you know you you finding your path and what you should be doing, man.
Blak:I felt I felt like I am, man, but my whole thing is I wanna use what I'm doing, and I wanna bring everybody on the board with us. You know what I mean?
Mac:Like, I
Blak:want this to
Mac:be to be?
Blak:Yeah. I wanna bring everybody. So as good as that was and you know what? It's like, as good as that was, like, I want everybody to get that. You know what I mean?
Mac:The queens are on their way. They got this put in the door with the Phoenix fan fusion. They got some interviews with some very, you know, prolific cosplayers out in the state of Arizona. So they got all that stuff lined up. I'm pretty sure it's it's only a matter of time before they get press passes to go cover Phoenix Fan Fusion and the other cons in that area.
Mac:And low key, if they mess around and get a San Diego Comic Con press pass
Blak:I'm going to San Diego.
Mac:Coming with y'all. Y'all better get me on that. Hey. Hey.
Blak:I'm going to San Diego.
Mac:Hey. Y'all get that SD Comic Con, bro. Y'all better, yay, holler at your boy. Hey. Hey.
Mac:Hey. Let me let me let me find out.
Blak:Glizzy Woods. Glizzy Woods.
Mac:Tell them Glizzy Woods on the way. Anyway, that's, you got anything else for me, man?
Blak:That's it, man. Appreciate y'all today. Y'all y'all were on fire.
Mac:Real quick. Oh, boy. I almost forgot. So if y'all haven't been on the Internet a lot, you may have seen a video of a guy on a motorbike or something pulling up, skidding up next to the thing, opening the microwave door. He wear a microwave on his head, skid up, pull it, like, in the comments, let me know if you've seen this shit.
Mac:Man pulls up, takes the microwave door open, says some shit, closes it, speeds off on the on the motorbike. Right? So he did a couple of videos and it was going viral for a bit. My man, Black's been doing some networking. He was like, hey, man, my man, the motorbike, microwave motorbike man, said, you know, we can do a microwave rider.
Blak:Microwave rider.
Mac:He said we can use his stuff, man. We just gotta give him a shout out and, like, in my soul, I'm just like, okay. Because I I'll let y'all in on a little bit. Like, we we here at DFPN, like, our shows, we've been pumping out a lot of stuff. We've been boosting a lot of people talking about a lot of stuff, and it hasn't been reciprocated.
Mac:We've been dedicating time and everything, talking to up other people's boosting other people. And when we go look at their stuff, they haven't been saying anything about us over here at DFPN. So I'm, like, hella skeptical with this shit now. Yep. So Black's just like, hey.
Mac:This I'm just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he gonna shout us out? Black's like, hold on.
Mac:Let me see. And then he comes back like, nah. He wants to charge us money to use his video. Canceling. Get the fuck all the way out of here, my boy.
Mac:You on a motorcycle with a microwave on your head, and you acted like you so above the shit we ladies and gentlemen, look at the look at the show you just watched. The content you got, the interaction, all of that stuff for the free. An hour and
Blak:30 free.
Mac:And now I'm looking at it. An hour and 38 minutes and change of top tier entertainment for free. For the man rolls up with a 15 second vid let me bro, I'm bringing this shit up. I'm bringing this shit up and if you get mad bro, get all the way the fuck out of here I'm so bad, bro. I'm just I'm I'm heated at this point.
Mac:I'm heated. That's why I'm like, I don't know if we could do this show at fucking at at at cape.
Blak:Whatever. He's like, I gotta rant on deck.
Mac:Bro, yeah. I almost forgot. You didn't even revive me.
Mac:You ain't revived
Blak:me. I forgot. I forgot.
Mac:You was gonna The
Blak:show was
Mac:the show
Blak:was so good.
Mac:I forgot. Yeah. We was flowing. I ain't gonna hold you.
Blak:I ain't gonna
Mac:hold you. We losing the zone, and we was doing our thing, man. It was it was a good time. It's a good show, and
Blak:it still is
Mac:a good show. It is. But, where we at here? Alright. So look look at this.
Mac:So this dude, he has this little intro now, like, congrats, Canva. You found it. Right? A message from Microwave Man. Right?
Mac:A message from Microwave Man.
Microwave Man:Stop trying to run away. Stop trying to run away. It's only gonna prolong your growth, and you can't outrun God. And you only gonna get tired trying. So don't forget that shit.
Blak:You heard?
Mac:That's the video. This dude turned and looked Black Mac in his optic stems. And his optic stems and said, you can play that. Just give me what what do you say? $25?
Blak:25. 25 for the shout.
Mac:He was gonna charge us $25 for him to shout us out. This grown man literally rolls up on a dirt bike with a microwave on his head.
Blak:It's a business.
Mac:And looked at us and said, I will shout out your show for $25. We was gonna shout you out for the free, my boy. Like, hey, before we leave, words of wisdom from microwave, man. Like a little boost. Like, hey.
Mac:Introduce you to microwave man. Microwave Mac introduces people to us. He thinks he is so big and so influential now. We have to pay him $25 for him to say our show's name.
Blak:I gotta get to that level. I gotta get to that level.
Mac:What level? What are you talking? What level?
Blak:What level? Be a asshole about shit. Like, can y'all shout us out? 25, bro.
Mac:How many miles?
Blak:25 and I got y'all.
Mac:Get the get the fuck up. This is the shit I'm talk this is what makes it so hard trying to be a content creator. Because when you do stuff and literally give people 100 minutes of good content. I'm cutting the bottom of a toaster. That's what I'm talking about.
Blak:That's what I need.
Mac:That's the kind of people I need in my corner right there.
Blak:Shout out to you. That's what we need.
Mac:But listen. Like, that's like I it's so hard for me to understand this shit. I just wanna get with, like, realistic people and literally try to help each other grow up. This mug got to the point where he's like, pay me 25. First of all, like, I'm upset you ain't been like, you know, give me a 100, $200 or something like $25 for you to say our name?
Mac:Like, and we're gonna play you and and and put you on a whole podcast that sits out there. And you you like, bro, I can't you can shout me out.
Blak:Not just any podcast too.
Mac:The number 1 dope. The number one streaming live podcast, Friday nights on Facebook and all these other things, man. And you out there talking about bro, you just fucked up microwave man. Now he probably gonna be hitting us up in the future. Hey.
Mac:Can I be on your show? Take that fucking magnabox microwave off your head and look at me like a man, bro. Like, let it
Blak:Bring me the metal gold, man. Look at this, bro.
Mac:But this has turned into a rant, and I know we try to end this. Look at this. This man wears a microwave, a cape, and rides a fucking excite bike. Pulls up, says some random stuff, it has the audacity to be like Hit the audacity to say hey, I can shout your show out for $25 Nah. So now we just play this video for free, and I wish you would come at us and be like, why you ain't shout us?
Mac:Actually, we could contractually did perform the thing by shouting him out.
Blak:We did actually.
Mac:Because his thing is there and make the hood smile. Y'all see it, All that stuff so y'all could follow him. You know what I'm saying? Right here. So we shouted him out.
Mac:So if you wanna follow him, cool. Go do that. I suggest you don't because he a asshole. But if y'all do, y'all do. Y'all do y'all own thing.
Mac:If if if his words of wisdom y'all looking for, He got it. A weekly message from microwave, man. This is what he's doing for a living, ladies and gentlemen. This is it. And he's looking at us like, give me $25 so I can say the name of your show.
Mac:Fuck you, microwave man. That's just me. Black may not feel that way. I'm just saying me. So if you wanna continue to work with black, you can.
Mac:The way you operate, just hit me. As a young as black people too trying to come up together, you've oh my god. To the next thing, which is the end of the show. I don't we almost got away with this shit. We almost got away without putting this motherfucker on blast.
Mac:But, black actors, microwave man, we got you. You say I hope it's I
Blak:like these messages though. They don't.
Mac:Yeah. You get that from anybody, man. Following your retired chief from the air force. They probably saying some wild ass shit like that. Failure is your only option to prove to yourself that you strong.
Mac:Where was this energy when you was out here making us go inventory this tent while you was in the goddamn office, bro?
Blak:Yeah. True.
Mac:Now you out here with inspirational ass words and shit. Man, get the fuck. Retired Chiefs, stop. Just live your life. Quit trying to be inspirational now.
Mac:Y'all had 30 years to be inspirational to people. Y'all ain't do shit. Now y'all retired and now y'all wanna be inspirational, man.
Blak:That is that is the play, though.
Mac:It is. That
Blak:is the play.
Mac:It is. They get out and be like, oh, I got, you know, I'm a motivational speaker.
Blak:Be a motivational speaker.
Mac:I'm a leadership teacher. You know, I'm a leadership coach. I go and help other, like, boom.
Blak:Why would you coach.
Mac:Where was this leadership in the air force? That's a whole another topic.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Bro, why are we ending on this bad note? Man, say something nice I don't know. Bro.
Blak:Say something cool. I got nothing.
Mac:I got nothing. Oh, well, all right, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes episode 136 of the smoke pit. As always, I am the homie Mac aka your boy.
Blak:And I am Brad Liker King, Maydis Cove, Kaley. Thank you guys for tuning in. Until next time. Have love. Make sex.
Blak:Peace. Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night. Come and take a load off.
Blak:Come sit in the smoke, babe. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week, come relaxing. Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose mans is this?
Blak:Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.