Life22: New “Mario TurboTax” Discussion (Day 13,875[1])

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Day 13,875(1) - New “Mario TurboTax” Discussion.mp3
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00:00:01 Kevin
Hey gang, Kevin here.
00:00:05 Lennox
And Lennox here.
00:00:07 Kevin
And so Lennox caught me in the studio and he wanted to do a podcast with me.
00:00:15 Kevin
And so we're letting Lennox pick the topic.
00:00:17 Kevin
It starts with an M, he says.
00:00:20 Kevin
What's the topic?
00:00:21 Lennox
Mario.
00:00:22 Kevin
Mario.
00:00:23 Kevin
Lennox wants to talk about Mario.
00:00:25 Kevin
Now, like, there's a guy named Mario.
00:00:29 Lennox
And there's Mario and Super Mario 3D World plus Bowser's Fury.
00:00:38 Kevin
Bowser's Fury.
00:00:39 Lennox
Yeah.
00:00:40 Kevin
Not Fury.
00:00:41 Lennox
Yeah, it's like-- Is it like Kung Fury?
00:00:46 Lennox
Like where you have to beat bosses?
00:00:49 Kevin
Oh.
00:00:50 Lennox
Yep.
00:00:51 Kevin
And that's what we're going to talk about in our podcast today.
00:00:54 Lennox
Yes.
00:00:54 Kevin
Do we have any tips and tricks for the people out there that might want to play?
00:00:58 Lennox
Yes, if you get one of these amiibo figures, they give you a actually special power up.
00:01:07 Kevin
Oh, now what's an amiibo figure?
00:01:10 Lennox
It's a thing where you have to use with your controller or a probe controller where you have to like, um, um, click on the right side so it can link into the amiibo side.
00:01:26 Kevin
Oh.
00:01:27 Lennox
Yep, and if you get like this Cat Mario amiibo, it gives you a super, a super bell.
00:01:35 Kevin
A super bell.
00:01:36 Lennox
Yeah.
00:01:37 Kevin
What's a super bell do?
00:01:38 Lennox
It's when you're invincible to anything.
00:01:43 Kevin
To anything?
00:01:44 Kevin
Even-- So would you put the super bell around like your favorite cow?
00:01:49 Lennox
Yeah, and they can like...
00:01:51 Kevin
This is why they can't kill your cow.
00:01:53 Lennox
Yes.
00:01:54 Lennox
It can't kill your cow, it only kills enemies, like Koopa Troopas.
00:01:59 Kevin
Yeah, Koopa Troopas.
00:02:00 Kevin
That's the biggest issue I have on my farm.
00:02:02 Kevin
Is when the Koopa Troopas, they eat my cows.
00:02:05 Lennox
Yep.
00:02:06 Lennox
And...
00:02:08 Kevin
Damn lizard brains.
00:02:10 Lennox
And in Super Mario...
00:02:12 Lennox
video 3D world you can use that same power up on any boss like um the comic he's one of the bosses.
00:02:28 Kevin
Oh comic yeah is he like a comic book?
00:02:33 Lennox
No not a comic book like you know like the Koopas.
00:02:38 Kevin
Yeah.
00:02:39 Lennox
There's a magic Koopa that's...
00:02:41 Kevin
His name is...
00:02:42 Kevin
Is it cosmic?
00:02:43 Lennox
CO-mic.
00:02:45 Kevin
Comic.
00:02:46 Kevin
Like a comic book.
00:02:47 Lennox
No, no, like he's a magical Koopa wizard.
00:02:52 Kevin
Oh.
00:02:52 Lennox
Comic.
00:02:54 Kevin
Sure it's not cosmic?
00:02:55 Kevin
No.
00:02:56 Kevin
Okay, I'm gonna look this up, you know?
00:02:58 Lennox
Yep.
00:02:59 Kevin
Okay.
00:03:00 Kevin
What kind of shirt are you wearing there?
00:03:02 Lennox
A King Boo shirt.
00:03:04 Kevin
Oh.
00:03:07 Lennox
Yep.
00:03:07 Kevin
Those are ghosts that they've enslaved, by the way, in the Mario universe.
00:03:11 Lennox
Yeah, because in Ligi's Mansions 3, while Ligi, um, he beats King Boo, even in...
00:03:23 Speaker 3
Beats him.
00:03:24 Lennox
Yep.
00:03:24 Lennox
And in Ligi's Mansions 2, he beat him.
00:03:32 Kevin
So when these things, like, die, don't they just want to, like, go somewhere else?
00:03:35 Kevin
Like, to the afterlife?
00:03:37 Lennox
No, there's...
00:03:38 Lennox
they didn't make a...
00:03:39 Lennox
a fourth one.
00:03:43 Lennox
Yep.
00:03:43 Kevin
A fourth afterlife, or are we...?
00:03:46 Lennox
I mean a fourth game.
00:03:48 Kevin
Oh.
00:03:49 Kevin
So when you die in a video game, you don't, like, go to the afterlife?
00:03:52 Kevin
You just go to another game.
00:03:54 Lennox
No.
00:03:55 Kevin
Oh.
00:03:56 Lennox
Yeah, like, um, so if you die, there's a game over because if you, your level's only at zero and you have a game over, right?
00:04:08 Kevin
Right.
00:04:09 Lennox
Yep.
00:04:10 Lennox
And one of these amiibos are like, uh, because one of these amiibos work in Super Mario Odyssey.
00:04:21 Kevin
Oh.
00:04:23 Lennox
Remember yesterday when we went to GameStop?
00:04:28 Lennox
There was a Princess Peach amiibo figure that only works in Super Mario.
00:04:37 Kevin
Odyssey.
00:04:38 Lennox
Odyssey and Super Brothers Smash Bros.
00:04:43 Kevin
Oh.
00:04:44 Lennox
Yep.
00:04:45 Kevin
You know what?
00:04:46 Lennox
What?
00:04:46 Kevin
I wish that you had this attention to detail when Dad was doing his tax returns.
00:04:52 Kevin
When dad gets his stuff together, like, and you focus and learn all the rules and stuff, you'd be very helpful.
00:04:58 Kevin
Mmm.
00:05:01 Kevin
They don't have any doing tax returns in Mario World.
00:05:04 Lennox
Actually...
00:05:05 Kevin
That'd be a fun game, though.
00:05:06 Kevin
Mario Paint, Meat, Mario QuickBooks, and Mario Turbo Tax.
00:05:12 Lennox
No, no.
00:05:14 Lennox
And there's even a new...
00:05:16 Lennox
new...
00:05:16 Lennox
game coming out.
00:05:18 Kevin
Oh yeah.
00:05:18 Lennox
It's called...
00:05:19 Kevin
Mario does his taxes.
00:05:21 Lennox
Super Mario Paint...
00:05:25 Lennox
Paint.
00:05:26 Lennox
And even has a paint hammer.
00:05:30 Kevin
Oh, it has a paint hammer.
00:05:31 Lennox
Yes.
00:05:31 Kevin
But there's always been a Mario Paint.
00:05:34 Kevin
It even had the DJ- the little mix board and stuff.
00:05:37 Kevin
You can make Mario music.
00:05:39 Lennox
And do you know there's a Super Mario Paper 1000's door game?
00:05:47 Kevin
Super Mario Paper 1000's door.
00:05:50 Lennox
Yes.
00:05:51 Kevin
Okay.
00:05:52 Lennox
And there's even a Super Mario Paper Origami King.
00:05:59 Kevin
Oh.
00:06:00 Lennox
Yep.
00:06:01 Kevin
The Origami King.
00:06:03 Lennox
Yep.
00:06:05 Lennox
And I saw that because of the...
00:06:08 Lennox
Nintendo eShop that's where you can like yep.
00:06:14 Kevin
Buy things that start with the letter E.
00:06:17 Lennox
Yeah not like with the letter E I mean like the anything you can buy anything except the Nintendo Switch 2 stuff because that's actually out it's out
00:06:35 Lennox
Like...
00:06:36 Kevin
Kind of like us, gang.
00:06:37 Kevin
So that was Lennox on our topic of Super Mario...
00:06:42 Lennox
And there's even one more.
00:06:44 Lennox
Super Mario World...
00:06:47 Kevin
This is bonus.
00:06:48 Lennox
Super Mario World and Donkey Kong Bonanza.
00:06:54 Kevin
Bonanza.
00:06:55 Lennox
Yep.
00:06:56 Kevin
Sounds good.
00:06:57 Kevin
What do you say to the people?
00:06:59 Lennox
Bye.
00:07:01 Kevin
Bye, that's it?
00:07:02 Kevin
We're just gonna leave them hanging?
00:07:03 Kevin
They're just there.
00:07:04 Lennox
Like and subscribe.
00:07:06 Kevin
Like and subscribe! That's right, folks.
00:07:08 Kevin
Like, subscribe, and we'll catch you guys next time.
00:07:10 Lennox
Yes.
00:07:11 Kevin
On...
00:07:12 Lennox
Life 22.
00:07:13 Kevin
Life 22!