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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, August 8th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
Josh had a rough night last night, what food would you carry in your pocket, a lemonade stand is Good News, your on a road trip and you can only listen to one artist, the Dolly Parton musical opens tonight in Nashville, if you only go to the airport in a city - can you claim that you've been to that city, fantasy football season is back and Chantel is letting the racoon out early, we are still excited about our teenage daughter's approval, we really need to go grocery shopping, Josh made art last night, the Harlem Shake and other viral video trends, what is the deal with men making plans that takes forever, squishy vs jelly in Would You Rather, and Chantel shares some 2ng grade gossip.
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: The yard is an afterthought
(3:45) - Josh's rough night
(7:33) - Pocket burritos
(12:34) - Good News
(14:46) - 12 hours with one artist
(19:25) - Dolly the musical
(22:43) - Does the airport count
(27:53) - Fantasy football season
(35:03) - Our daughter's approval
(40:23) - Grocery shopping
(47:04) - Josh made art
(52:08) - Old viral trends
(1:00:17) - Dude making plans
(1:03:53) - Would You Rather This or That
(1:06:33) - 2nd grade gossip + outro
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Full show transcript:
There's a couple of ways I can tell that it's August. What are some of those days? School supplies are in stores. Well, those have been there since the July 4. It's darker in the morning.
That is true. And I've given up on my flowers and my yard. Oh, you have? Not given up. More like they've given up on me.
So you're not focused on watering and growing stuff? I mean, I still I'm not focused. Yes. Yeah. Okay.
I just when I first plant, late May, May to early June Yeah. Is when my flowers in my yard look the best. Right. And then as temperature soar and summer gets busy, everything kinda goes. And this is how the conversation about chickens that we have had two years in a row should start.
Yes. Exactly. It should start with, yeah, but July and August. Exactly. Because chickens in April, May, June, it's like, yeah, we could probably get away with doing chickens.
And there's chicks, and that's cute. And then July and August. And you go, ugh, it's hot. It's so hot. And then the winter.
Yeah. Exactly. Wintering chickens. No. Thank you.
Every day. Every day. Yeah. Same. Slog it outside and make sure your chickens are fed.
Right. Right. So take a peek at my yard, and you'll know. Yeah. She gave up.
She gave up. Uh-huh. Yeah. You're right. Yeah.
That's, that's definitely I called up to home yesterday at work and I went, oh, it was so pretty just two months ago. Mhmm. And now It still is. I mean, it's fine. It's fine.
You just aren't out there watering as often. Yeah. For sure. And the the real solution, I've said it, and I'll say it again until we change it. Sprinklers?
Sprinkler system. I know. Sprinkler system would change our entire world. Absolutely agree with you. Because that's what is missing is water.
Yeah. If I could figure out a good system water. Yeah. Because it's water. Like, if it could water every other day or whatever it is Right.
In the in the early hours of the morning, so you walk out and it's fresh and everything looks good, we would have I'd have to mow all the time. Yeah. See, that's the other part about not watering the yard. The grass doesn't grow. I've mowed twice.
Like, that's no. I've mowed more than that. Everything looks a little bit green or brown. Yeah. But the grass isn't growing because I'm not watering it.
That's true. But then, you know, I also feel like, who cares about grass? Like, so? I know. I don't I don't necessarily care about the grass.
I'm gonna I'm gonna water it. I'm gonna grow it. I'm gonna worry about it. It's gonna get tall. I'm gonna mow it.
I'm gonna throw my scraps, and then it's gonna I'm gonna repeat this process forever. It's grass. It's the flowers that I've planted that were so pretty, and I spent so much money on them. Yeah. And now they've just been like, why?
That's what they say to me every time I come home. Oh, hi. No. Because they got done saying Water. Yeah.
They say Why? Why? You've forsaken me. Why? I'm still here.
I better go. I'm so sorry. Well, look. I'm water in the backyard. I take care of the backyard, so there's that.
I haven't been back there in a long time. I don't even know what the backyard looks like. Oh. Oh. Hey.
You wanna start this show? Sure. Let's do it. Here we go. I had a rough night.
I heard about that. It was, it was uncomfortable. What happened is a late dinner that, consisted of very spicy food Yeah. Which I love. I really like spicy food.
Me too. And I had a a good amount. It's too spicy? No. No.
I had a good amount of spicy food. It was perfect spice. It was great. Well, I felt awesome. Love the spicy food.
But then, you know, didn't have a big window between spicy food and bedtime, which is not good, but, you know, it's the way the the night went. And by the time I finished eating and then got ready for bed and got in bed, there wasn't enough time for the spicy food to settle down. Uh-huh. And so when I Settle down. Yeah.
I woke up several times in the middle of the night regretting the spicy fruit. And Were you sleeping on your left side? It didn't matter a lot. I mean, obviously, that's a big deal. Like, if if you don't know and you have heartburn, you lay on your left side, it can help.
But my body was not happy. And so the heartburn was going, and, and it it was uncomfortable. It was very uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Moved around, and I had Tums, and I was half tempted to get up and drink some milk.
You should know. What was going on. It was just bad. Very spicy. I haven't had milk, and I don't know.
I'm not a regular milk drinker. Yeah. But I was like, honey, there's a milk. So I ate milk with my dinner last night like a I ate milk. Like a I drank milk last night.
Like a five year old. Yeah. It was it was great though. Was fine. I slept.
Yeah. I I'm apologizing because I didn't hear any of that. Yeah. You said you were up and down, and you were coughing. And It was No.
It was very uncomfortable. I was out cold, snoozing away, just living my life. For you. Having some good dreams. Good for you.
Excuse a doozing. Sorry, babe. That's alright. It's not your fault. You don't need to be sorry.
But it definitely was uncomfortable, and it made for a No. A a long night slash a very short night. But I know. It's like, you know? When I wake up and I can't go back to sleep where I'm feeling sick, I get a little bit not resentful, but I'm like, why are you just slumbering away?
You should be awake with me. Yeah. Do you have those feelings? No. But then that's when you, like, kick your feet at making you wake up.
I don't do that. Could you imagine? Like, I'm not I don't feel like I don't wake you up. I just want you to wake up Uh-huh. So that I can have somebody hanging out with me.
Oh, is that right? Sorry. I'm sorry that I wasn't that I was just snoozing away. There's nothing you could've done if you No. I get that.
Were awake anyway. So you might as well slumber. I did. Just made for a rough night. And now this morning, I'm, like, extra tired because I wasn't really resting a lot.
So that's the way it goes sometimes. It's adult adult life. Heartburn. Ease up on the spice, bud. I the spice wasn't the issue.
It really was the issue was the time between eating dinner and going to bed. There just wasn't enough time for my body to Set it out loud. Start digestion and, like, deal with some stuff while I was still awake. You need that. I made I made a a critical error.
Sorry. Yeah. I'm alright now. Okay. Good.
I saw a video the other day of a man who I think he was at an airport, and he just had a burrito in his front pocket. Showed me that video. And he took it out, and he took a bite, and then he tucked it back in his pocket. He's just using his pants as a burrito holster. And then I read a story about the Milwaukee Brewers baseball manager Okay.
Who keeps food in his pocket, his back pocket to munch on during games. Slices of pizza, bagels, egg rolls, even pancakes unwrapped. And they're always unwrapped. They're not in any kind of packaging. He's got clean pockets?
I guess. But, also, you're gonna dirty that pocket I guess. Quick. Yeah. You're not gonna get pizza grease out of your pocket.
Now it's a good place to store a pizza, though. I was out harvesting the garden. Uh-huh. Yeah. And I grabbed a good handful of cherry tomatoes, and I had I had, two handfuls.
There was a lot of them. I didn't know how to carry the zucchini. I put the zucchini in my back pocket. That's true. You did.
But I was excited to come inside and show you and Emery my harvest, and I said, look at all these cherry tomatoes. And you both were like, oh, wow. And then I turned my body and went, and there's more. And it was a surprise pocket zucchini. That was a surprise.
You weren't expecting that. I wasn't. And there it was. What food would you keep in your pocket unwrapped to eat? Because there's the difference with the zucchini.
I'm not gonna eat that right away. You're not gonna pull that out. Undressed hot dog. Ew. Would you really?
It'd be in a bun. It just wouldn't have any of the mustard on it. Ew. You'd really do that? Pocket hot dog?
You'd keep that in your in your front pocket or your back pocket? I'm not really picky. I feel like it would If I had other stuff in my hands and I needed somewhere to carry the hot dog, yeah. I feel like your bun is gonna cause a mess. It's gonna get like, if you're trying to put it in, every time you try and put it in and take it out, it's gonna get a little bit more I don't have, like, a big badonkadonk here.
Like, I got loose back pockets. So Excuse me. I'm just saying There's room. It's not but, also, you're not used to, like, man pockets. No.
You think about ladies' pockets, you're not carrying anything in a ladies' pockets. That's true. You need man's pockets. Well There's lots of room to carry foods in man's pockets. That's true.
You're right. You could probably fit three hot dogs back there. Sure. Sure thing. In one?
Not with the buns. Two at least. Two for sure. Unbunned, four. I'm not not carrying around a hot dog in my pocket.
Okay. I'm not. What would I probably a burrito. It's not a bad choice. The burrito?
Yeah. Because it's all contained. I would prefer it had foil on it, though. Well, right. But that's what I'm asking.
Every burrito I've ever had gets a little leaky. You know? Uh-huh. And I don't want burrito leak in my pocket. What about a pancake?
Would you put a pancake back there? I've I've carried pancakes before. Not in pockets, but just dry pancakes, no big deal. But, again, every time you take it out and put it in to take a bite, it's getting floppier and floppier. So then you're gonna end up with a mess on your hands.
Yeah. And then, you know, you always run the risk of somebody running up and being, like, smack your butt, and then burrito goes everywhere. Do you have that risk a lot? No. But in sports That's true.
And he's a sports guy. That's true. You gotta be careful. That's true. Somebody might smush your pancakes.
Or maybe that's his deterrent. Maybe he doesn't like the the swaddle thing. So he puts food in there? So he's like, don't you squeeze my pancake? If you're putting pizza back there Mhmm.
Are you putting it okay. Think about a triangle. Sure. Are you putting it No. You fold it up.
Okay. You're not putting it crust first? I would fold it the wrong way, not New York style. I would fold it like You'd wrap it up? No.
I didn't roll it. I didn't roll it like a scroll. It's my pizza scroll. No. I would take the pizza and fold it this way.
So the the triangle point and the crust edge would be folded in half, and then I put them Smart. Maximum pizza foldage for my pocket. That's that's not bad. It's not a bad idea, Josh. Not a bad idea.
I'll just stick to carrying stuff in my hands, though, really. No. You can't. Handful of spaghetti in the pocket. Yum.
We talked a little bit about Sturgis in good news earlier this week. We talked about the Oh, yeah. The grandma. Yeah. Yeah.
Sturgis granny Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Well, every year, hundreds of thousands of motorcycle enthusiasts gather in South Dakota for Sturgis. And for the past five years, Wyatt Dennis, who is now 12 years old, so this started when he was seven Okay.
Has also attended. But he's not riding a motorcycle. He's running a lemonade stand and raising big money, which he donates to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, which is a great cause. I bet he's raising so much money.
I'm gonna tell you how much he's raised, and it's gonna blow you away. Okay. His lemonade stand started in 2020. He had the big idea to sell lemonade to bikers hoping to raise a few bucks. He wanted to buy a 500 piece LEGO set.
He was like, I can go out there and sell some lemonade, and maybe I can make some money. Yeah. You could, dude. So his mom, Robin, and his dad, Devin, have been helping the lemonade stand, kinda get off the ground. It's a huge hit and quickly earned way more money than was needed for the LEGO set.
Through the years, Wyatt, who now runs the stand by himself, by the way. He's he's self sufficient at 12. He has served countless gallons of lemonade, and he has donated more than a $101,000 to St. Jude's. Holy moly.
Isn't that crazy? That but I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. Yeah. Over five years, he's donated over a 101,000.
It's incredible. Obviously, mom and dad are super proud of the hard work that Wyatt has put in to make lemonade stand a success, and, they see many ways that the experience has changed him in a good way. Yeah. The stand has taught so many life lessons in saving, giving, and spending, mom said. He carried over things that he has learned in the school like public speaking and problem solving, and it's fun to watch him be his own unique person.
So an idea a seven year old had. He's been doing it for now five more years, and he's donated over a $101,000. Unbelievable. Great idea. Yep.
And some good news. You're on a twelve hour road trip. Uh-huh. And you can only listen to one singer. I only listen to one artist?
Yep. Who are you who are you picking? Oh, boy. Now let me say, it can be an artist that's in multiple different bands. So for instance, if you pick Paul McCartney, you got Paul McCartney solo.
Yeah. You got Paul McCartney Beatles. Yeah. You've got that other band that he was in. And the wings?
That's the one I was thinking of. Yeah. Good job. Alright. If you have Paul Simon Okay.
For instance, you got Paul Simon solo. Yeah. You got Simon and Garfunkel. Yeah. If you That's two.
Choose well, I don't know what else what else was Paul Simon? He wasn't part of anything else, was he? What if I choose, what if I choose, like, Bob Dylan? Oh. Because I get Bob Dylan, but then I also get all the songs Bob Dylan wrote, which is a lot.
No. You don't get the songs that he wrote. You need the songs he wrote. Yeah. I've I've selected forms.
You didn't say that. Okay. Let me clarify. It's the Come on. You have to listen to the same singer.
Because if you if you go that route, Prince has wrote countless amounts of songs, but he doesn't sing all of them. No. It has to be the same singer. But if you pick Bob Dylan, he's been he's Bob Dylan. I've seen him.
A lot. But you have to listen to Bob. Because you could you could pick Frampton. You could pick, you could pick Clapton. Clapton has been in a ton of bands.
You could pick Tom Petty. Tom Petty is who I'd pick. You the Stones have a huge library. Too. Michael Jackson has a huge library.
They do. But Taylor Swift has a huge library. That's true. And a Donna has a huge library. Cher.
No. Won't be Cher. Veto. Please share a friend. Veto.
Veto. What if you get to pick an artist for six hours Ugh. And I get to pick an artist for six hours? Long to be listening to the same thing. That's why you gotta pick somebody that's got kind of a range.
Right? Like, if you pick, for instance, Paul Simon, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel is very folksy, very folksy. Yeah. But Paul So is Paul Simon solo. Paul Simon solo is, like, fun, upbeat And folksy.
Give me my money on. I can be a long I know. Much different than rosemary, sage, thyme, cinnamon. You're just adding seasonings now? Adding spices.
Uh-huh. No. They don't need yeah. Yeah. That's that's good.
I get the point. I don't know for sure. I there's a good portion of the time I'm just driving with nothing. I kinda like I kinda like the Paul McCartney option, and I also kinda like the Paul Simon option, and I also kinda like the Tom Petty option. Those are my three picks.
I have to narrow it down to just one, but I feel like I'm gonna I feel like I'm gonna go Paul Simon. Do if you do the Tom Petty, do you also have to do that Tom Petty Stevie Nicks song? What song is that? Because that's one I veto as well. I don't know what song that is.
I can't remember. I'm sure I'll hear it, or I'll know it when I hear it. But Tom Petty was in that band, the Traveling Wilburys too. So you dragging my heart around. Oh, you don't like that song?
I don't. I don't. What were you gonna say? The traveling wheelbarriers. Yes.
So you get that group I know. If you got Tom Petty. I know. You get Yardbirds if you get Clapton as well. So there's that.
Yeah. I'm not picking Clapton. No? No. It's too much guitar.
Oh, okay. Do you wanna go to Nashville tonight? I don't know. Do why? What's what's going on in Nashville tonight?
Dolly Parton's new musical, Dolly, a true original musical, opens tonight in Nashville. Is there a good chance Dolly's there? Probably, actually. She has had kind of a hand in this musical, so she's been at rehearsal every day. Yeah.
The only time she took a break was when her husband passed away recently. Oh. She missed, like, a few days, and then she was back saying, I'm so sorry. I needed a couple of days. And they were like You should've taken more.
You should've taken a much longer time. But they say this is the most authentic portrayal because she's been there overseeing every minute detail. I think that's awesome. It would be worth seeing for sure. Is it gonna travel, you think, or is this a Nashville exclusive for a while?
Or what's the what's the deal with that? I don't know. I don't know. They're keeping a lot of the details of the show under wraps until it opens. Yeah.
So it's very hush-hush. Yeah. Well But I guess I mean traveling probably depends on demand. I suppose. So, I mean, I guess, I'll see how many people attend in Nashville and then go from there.
Nashville's a hotspot for tourism anyway, so it'll it'll do well. Oh, it will. Absolutely. Doubt. And people love Dolly Parton.
Of course. Of course. Interesting. What's it called? It's called Dolly, a true original musical.
Dolly. Alright. Well I kinda wanna see it. But I also have never been to Nashville. I've never been to Nashville either.
So nice. Been to Memphis. Memphis was cool. You were walking in Memphis? I did walk in Memphis.
Yes. And I saw Sun Studios. I didn't make it to Graceland, but I did see Sun Studios and, toured around a bunch of stuff. Checked out some of the weird little voodoo shops. What's Sun Studios?
Sun Studios where Elvis, recorded. A lot of great rock and roll came from Sun Studio in Memphis. You went there? Mhmm. I don't remember.
You tell us about that. Option to tour, and look at Sun Studio or go to Graceland, and I chose Sun Studio. Oh, why can't you do both? Not enough time. We're only there for, like, three days.
That makes sense, though. You would absolutely pick the studio because that's where your heart lives. That's right. I get that makes sense. That checks out.
I mean, Graceland would have been cool to see, but, like, if I would have had another opportunity, I would have gone and seen that. But we'll just have to go go back, I guess. Okay. I'll go back. Okay.
To Memphis or Nashville or both? Alright. How far apart are they? I don't know. I gotta look.
Check it out. And then let's go see Dolly. It's about a three hour drive. Oh, that's not bad. That's no big deal.
We just fly to one. Lake? Fly to one and then drive to the other. K. Fine.
Okay? I'm down. Alright. Sounds good. Who's in?
Who's coming with us? Nobody else in here. Just you and me. If you're flying somewhere or driving let's talk about flying first. If you're flying somewhere Alright.
I'm on an airplane. And you have a layover. Yes. I'm off an airplane. You haven't left the airport.
I'm stuck at the layover airport? Yes. K? But you're in a different state. Yeah.
Do you count that as visiting that state? If you're driving and you just drive through it without stopping Okay. Does it a good question? As visiting the state. So, like, for example, have I been to Texas?
Because I was in Dallas Fort Worth Mhmm. On my way to Costa Rica. Mhmm. So does it count? Exactly.
We had a small layover in Chicago. We never left the airport. In the airport. Does it count to say we went to Chicago? Correct.
I say no. I say I haven't seen Chicago. Okay. I I think that's fair. We drove past Chicago on I 80, and we could see the skyline off in the distance once.
Does that count? No. Because we haven't been to Chicago. But we saw Chicago, and we've been in Chicago two different times. So does it count?
I say no. I say you have to step foot my my requirements are thus. You have to step foot on the ground of the city. But the airport doesn't count as the ground of the city. Because It floats above.
City. The airport's not the city. Alright. That's its own entity. If we had stepped outside of the airport Uh-huh.
I feel like that would count. That's my requirements. You have to step you have to go in the city. You have to be on the city grounds. Get it?
No. I get it. Now what if you step outside the airport but just barely out of sight of the airport? That's not really the city either. So you you can't even be on airport campus?
I say no. What if it's somewhere like Vegas where the airport is, like, right by the strip? I mean, kinda. Does that count? Because you've seen part of the strip if you go outside the airport.
I would say, like, for Denver, the airport is not even close to the city. It's it's a bit out. So that I would be like, no. You haven't seen Denver. You've seen the Denver Airport.
Okay. If you're driving I'm thinking about driving too. If you're driving and you just pull off for gas just at a gas station along the freeway There's a lot of criteria That doesn't count either. Prove you've been somewhere or not. Well, if somebody goes, have you been to Chicago?
I'd say Yeah. No. Yeah. Great airport. No.
I haven't. I haven't been there. No. We had, real short layovers too. I mean, they were, like, thirty minutes.
Yeah. That's not enough time to go out and see anything. No. You're you're in there. But, also, who's leaving the airport if you're at a layover?
Like and, I mean, even if you had a a multiple hour layover, are you leaving the airport? No. Because you don't wanna miss your connecting flight. What if it was, like, a five hour layover? You have plenty of time.
Sorry. Does it stress you out? It does. The five hours stresses you out? You know I'm a I get stressed out about time.
Yeah. You know this. Uh-huh. You'd be like, we have time. We have time.
I bet we don't have time. Like, we have depending on, like, how close the airport is to town, if you had a five hour layover and you could go have lunch or a dinner depending on the time of day and then go back to the airport, you you don't think here's the here's the bummer part. What? TSA. Yep.
You have to go through security again when you get back. Have to take off your shoes. Well, that's new. But okay. Save some time.
But my point is, like, that's that's an inconvenience. Because I've like, you're already if you're behind security, you're you're in a layover. You're you're in the airport. Right. You're good to go.
That's frustrating. That's a tough one. That's why I would say, no. We don't have time because It was five hours, though. Yeah.
But you've gotta wait in line for security again. We should probably do TSA pre check. It'd save us a little bit. How about we just don't leave the airport? There's always that.
That's our biggest our biggest argument. It's always time. Yeah. For sure. We don't have time for that.
Watch. No. Look. We had time. Oh.
So I think it's time for fantasy football. Okay. The first, regular season game, I think, is September 4. So there's about a a little less than a month. The first regular game is September 4?
Yeah. Are you kidding me? No. I'm not okay. We're in preseason right now.
You're not ready for for some football? No. I'm not. Why? Well, there's a different side of me that comes out when it's focused.
I know. You have a hat that says, right on it, classy until cook, kickoff. Yeah. Yeah. And then the panda comes out.
A panda? Trash panda. It's a raccoon. It's a trash panda and starts throwing the trash all over the yard. We've had this conversation.
You've you became a a football fan. Now this will be year three. Yeah. This is your third season. As a Of being into football.
Hated football before. Right. My dad and brother used to watch football. They used to take up the one TV that we had watching football. I used to get so mad.
And my dad and brother are very loud people. Yeah. They are fans and always have been fans of the Denver Broncos. Mhmm. And they were big John Elway fans.
Okay. And I they would scream and yell and hoot and holler. And Yeah. If they won or a loss, it was all dependent on their mood. And because they were loud Yeah.
Both physically and vocally, people Okay. Physically loud? I mean, they were just physically Her They're big. Gorillas? They're big people.
So, like, their personalities are both very loud. I see. Dallas and Philadelphia have the first game Thursday, September 4. Okay. So I was that was this is a long story that I'm saying.
But Okay. My dad and brother determined the fact that I hated football. I got into football because of my son. I'm trying to connect with my son. Right.
And now I'm in it. I'm in football now. Correct. But now But now The Vikings Yeah. When the Vikings win and lose, it's It determines your mood.
Yeah. Does. Well, you get the first Monday night football game Do I? Against the Chicago Bears. Oh, piece of cake.
That'll be September 8. So that is one month from today. Piece of cake. Alright. Your mom is the Chicago Bears fan.
Is correct. But that's her losing team. She's got two teams that she reached out. Night game will be her winning team, the Chiefs against the Chargers. I know.
I know. So, yeah, Dallas and and Philadelphia have the first game on September 4 on Thursday night. So Dallas and Philadelphia? Yeah. So both now and that game's kickoff, we have to decide if we're gonna play fantasy football as a family again.
Emery said no. Emery doesn't wanna do it. Well, we have to have at least four to do the family league. I know. There's now rumblings about a work league.
Right. And and it it gets to be a pain when you have two. Does it? It's just you gotta remember to set two rosters every week, and you have two teams with different players, and it becomes a becomes a bit of a thing. I know.
I know Beck really wants to do it, but Emery does not. And if you need four Yeah. Then maybe we can just have Beck join the work one so that we just have one. I could ask about that. But the more teams you have in there too, like, if you get to where you have, like, eight or more, it gets it gets harder because because the players have four, everybody's got just a strong team the whole season.
There's plenty of players to pick from, so you have high scores. If you have more teams, it'd be it gets a little bit crazy. I get that. Mhmm. He also does he also does leagues.
Arson does leagues with some friends. Four. So he might not be sad. He never even set his roster half the time when he was playing with us. Like, he He was like, whatever.
He He didn't care to play with us because he didn't think we did get serious. To set up some stuff last night to try and do the family league again, but I don't know if there's enough interest in having two. Like, if I'm gonna do I I would I would prefer to do one league. Okay. And if that's a work thing, then I'm cool with that.
If it's a work league, you everybody better work. Oh, here we go. There were there were, like, trash talking emails going on yesterday between people. It was getting crazy in here. Okay.
I mean, look. That's that's my my take. I would rather have one league to worry about. Because I don't I can't keep track of that many players. Right.
I can't I can't I don't have the mental capacity for that. But, football's back real soon. Preseason's underway. There's games going on all the time. Yeah.
I haven't watched any of the preseason because that's not real football. Yep. They don't even play the starters. Come on. They some of the teams play them just so they get some field time, but, but they're only for, like, the first quarter, and then they're like, alright.
Everybody take a seat. We'll let the, the other guys have a shot. I got a new quarterback. I know. Have you seen him play at all?
No. Have they thrown him on the field yet? I don't know. You should probably look up some highlights. That's because you weren't ready for football to be there.
I take a break in summer. Well And my wide receiver, Jordan Addison, is suspended. For a few games. Yeah. I like him a lot.
Well, he'll be back. I know. Why are you doing dumb things? Made an off season bad decision. He really did.
Yeah. And now you messed with the whole team. For three games? Is that right? Yeah.
Your bad decision back. Ruined all of our lives. Be back. It'll be fine. They'll have somebody in the spot.
It'll be okay. Well, that first game will be a piece of cake. Oh, I hope you're right. The Chicago Bears, come on. You and you're already raccooning.
Piece of cake. And then you lose. Then you go, I can't even believe it. Then you get all crazy. I don't know if I'm ready for football Chantel yet.
I think that's the summer I need the break. I need the break from football Chantel. Holy smokes. I'm a real good trash talker to be sure. A good trash no.
Yeah. No? Yeah. No. Like, I can I can really throw it out there?
Quantity over quality from this one. I'm telling you. There's a lot of it. Not all of it is great. All of it is so good.
Are you crazy? Yeah. It's good. Okay. Quality and quantity, I'd say.
Definitely quantity. Definitely. You and I are gonna have some words. Already? Yeah.
This is not there's a month until football, and you're already upset. Started it. I started nothing. I am an innocent bystander to your trash talk. Well, we're gonna see.
Here we go. So yesterday, we were lucky enough to have our daughter our daughter Yeah. Join us in the studio. I'll let that one go. It was very funny.
But go ahead. It was fun. I had a great time with her. Yeah. Likewise.
And I think she had fun too. But my favorite part was when she said at the end of the show, listen to these guys. They're pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah.
I know. Yeah. I keep hitting repeat on that because Do you? Well, if anybody knows teenagers, you know that they don't compliment very easily. Yeah.
So that was high praise and also something that we don't hear very often. This is true. Yeah. I'm gonna You're gonna hang on to that one for me? To that one for a long time.
Okay. I keep that one in my pocket and pull it out when she's being mean. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But you said Remember?
Remember? You said we were cool. Yeah. You said How come now? Now we're not cool, but then we're not cool.
When we put rules in place Yeah. And tell you you have a curfew. Right. Yeah. But you said we were cool once.
Remember? Mhmm. Here's the audio. Roll tape. I'm glad we got that on recording.
Yep. She'll never let us or I'll never let her forget that she said that. It was a big moment. It was cool to have her in the studio. It's cool.
It's fun. You know, she's been around, but she hasn't necessarily participated like that. So that was kinda fun. She did great too. Yeah.
I thought she was a natural. She might steal my job. What? And who steals mine? You have to push the buttons.
Oh. It's that's your job. I'm working on getting you. You pushed some buttons this morning. I did.
I opened it all up this morning. Yeah. You were you were very close to complete, but you had everything rolling. You were a little patronize y because there was one I didn't log you into the computer Yeah. Because your password wouldn't work.
And you came in and said, oh, so close. No. That's not what I said. Yes. And you go, oh, 95%.
You said I didn't say so close. Yes. You did. Roll tape. Yes.
You did. Why did you throw stuff at me? When you threw you have a measuring tape, like a fabric measuring tape. You threw across the room at me and retracted bet so. You did too say that.
You said It was the slow retract too. You went just slowly pulling it back away. I'm like That was perfect. What was that? Well, I brought this measuring tape in because there's lots of times when we've talked about stuff and I go, measure it.
And then we don't have anything to measure it with. So I brought it in. And since I brought it in maybe three weeks ago, we haven't used it once. Yeah. Because we don't often measure things.
Yeah. And it Like you said, we often talk about things and go measure it. I think that's happened once. Well, it was moved today, so I think maybe it's in the cleaning lady's way. And so then I was like, I'll take it home.
So I moved it. But now that I know I can use it as a weapon, I might keep it around. I'm gonna move you further away. Oh. How long does that take?
So long? I know. I gotta move you more than that far away. I can go for days. Whatever.
How long is this thing? I think it's Three feet. Yeah. Yeah. How far?
Star. I don't know that there are many that are longer than three feet when it comes to fabric rulers. I don't think they're like, we need a six footer out here. I'm sure they have them, but they're not common. When you go to buy that thing for a dollar 50, they're like, here's your three feet to take.
Yeah. Well So you need to be further than three feet away from me. You can't. This is I can, and I will. I can't believe you're denying that you said that to me.
I wasn't being patronizing. I was excited that you got some stuff done. I looked at the computer, and you hadn't switched profiles. You had just tried to log me into Chrome, which is not how I log in. So, I saw that, and I said, look.
We just have to change this thing, and I showed you how to do it. Said. And I didn't say it patronizing. I didn't go So close. That's exactly how you said it.
No. Yes. No way. It is. Throw the tape.
Watch what happens. Round it back up. You get that gritted teeth, yes it is voice. That's one of my favorites. And it's taken me too long to reload your tape, so I can get away with stuff for a while.
Slow on the, recoil there. Yeah. No. Here I go. Alright.
I don't wanna roll it back up. Yeah. Yeah. See? Now you gotta make decisions about when when's a good time to use it.
Alright. Good. We ever gonna check this thing off the to do list or no? I I just I just hate it so much. I mean, pretty much since, I think, Sunday, you were like, we need to go to the grocery store.
We need to go do the Costco run. We need to go do the things, and we have not done the things since you brought it up five days ago. Yeah. We need some food in our house. I know.
I know. I was looking through the fridge yesterday going, oh, some You need sauce? Pickings. We got sauce. Yeah.
We got condiments for days. Want sauce? Even the milk. I had some milk last night. I went, how old is this milk?
When what was the expiration date on the first? The sixth. Oh, you're good. So it was good. I had it yesterday, so that means it was only one day past the sell by date.
I sniffed it. Oh, good. It was still it tasted fine. It's fine. It didn't taste fresh.
Okay. But it was fine. It was drinkable, and I didn't get sick. Okay. Good deal.
But we could use some Substance? Fresher milk. I got sass. I know. I don't think there's any there's no dinner stuff.
We got nothing to make dinner. Or breakfast or we have eggs. There are eggs. I've got bacon. I've got eggs and bacon.
Great. So we're gonna eat for the next three days unless somebody goes to the store. Somebody needs to go shopping. You had done the grocery pickup thing. Are you Yes.
You're not into that anymore or what? You've done it one time. I did it it once. Mhmm. You complained about it.
No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. No. Yes. You did. No.
I learned a lot about it. I didn't complain. Yes. You did. Roll tape.
You you said you go, I think you need to go do the grocery pickup Yeah. So you know what it feels like. That's what you said. Right. You did the ordering part K.
And then I did the pick upping part. Yes. And I feel like you should experience that other part. Okay. What was the problem?
There weren't problems. I just want you to know the other half of how it works because it was awkward to pull up there, and I didn't know what to do Because I didn't know if I should stay in the car. Do I get out? Do I help? Do I just say thanks?
Do you know what know what to do. Do you know what to do now? Not really. So I want you to go have that same experience so that you can be like, yeah. No.
This doesn't make sense. There's no clear instruction. What are you are you supposed to stay in your car? Don't know. You didn't ask the person helping you?
I didn't say, hey. Should I just sit here? What do I do? I feel like even if you're supposed to just sit in your car, I don't think I can just do that. That feels so much more awkward than getting out and helping.
Even if I get out But isn't the point that you're paying them to, like, pick up the groceries and like, there's a fee, right, for grocery pickup? I don't know. I I don't know either. I've not done the ordering part. Did you you got out last time?
Yeah. I got out. Did you help him put him in the cart? I opened the door and said, we can just throw him here in the back seat. That'll be fine.
It was a whole thing. I haven't been to the grocery store since. Can't show my face there. People heard tale of the guy who got out of the car. Oh, it's that guy.
Yeah. And he made me put the groceries in the back seat. Yeah. Right? Where else was I gonna put them?
Go ahead and take down the tailgate, throw them back here. No. I'm not gonna put them in the back of the truck. Put them in the back seat. It's fine.
The whole thing was weird. Okay. I didn't know it was so traumatic. I'm sorry. It's fine.
I'm not complaining. I just want you to have that experience. It sounds an awful lot like you're complaining. No. I don't want I don't wanna go do it.
Why? Because you don't know what to do. So you make it up as you go. You fake your way through life and then, you know Yeah. I hope everything works out.
That's I've that's that is life, isn't it? Yeah. Nobody knows what to do. Yeah. Nobody knows how to adults.
We're all just pretending. Mhmm. We're all just They're like, oh, grocery pickup. Cool. I'll just pull into this spot, and then it's like, check-in on the app.
And then we had this whole app problem. Remember? Oh, yeah. Because you ordered it with a not the right account. Yeah.
And then I had to change logins. It was a whole thing. And then when I finally got checked in, the dude had already come over to the window and was like, can I help you? Like, yeah. I'm just trying to get checked in.
Give me two seconds. Woah. You know? I'm so I'm I'm trying to figure this out. I don't need the pressure.
Someone's standing there going, hey. What are you doing in the pickup lane? Like, shh. What are you doing here if you don't belong here? I know you're just trying to help him do your job.
Josh? No. I'm not complaining. Raise your hand if you think Josh is complaining. Not complaining.
Look at all those hands. That's that's not a complaint. Okay. Well, then you order all of the groceries, and then I'll go pick them up. And then when I come home and I look through the groceries, I'm gonna be like, what is this for?
Yeah. Why'd you buy this? Why'd you buy this? Pretty much. That's fine with me.
You do the ordering. Because guess what? When you order the groceries, you have to pick what you're gonna actually use to cook and what meals you're gonna make. Yeah. That's a much more difficult job.
Yeah. Be my guest. I don't really want it. I'll just go walk around. It seems so much easier.
Let's just go walk through. Ugh. Yeah. I know. You love that too.
I don't like any of it. I'm so tired of grocery shopping and cooking food and trying to figure out what to eat for food, and I'm over it. And this is why we have no food in the house. This is what being an adult is like. Yeah.
Kids, don't ever grow up. Because then you have to figure out a menu because yeah. And go grocery shopping. Forever and ever until you die. Wow.
Easy. You're very upset. You're complaining. I am. Yeah.
Yo. So I tried art, last night. You did? I think, I think I made some progress. You arted.
I I found, a design that I like, and, I don't think that's the past tense of made art. I don't think that's, anyway, I I'm proud of you for trying Yeah. Because you were a little bit nervous about even starting. So I'm proud that you took that first step and said, alright. Let's dive in and do this.
I just the the hardest part was, like, I need to just commit to a design and try. Right? And and what I'm doing is block art. So I have to carve the the actual, like, rubber, whatever it is, to make the art and then ink it and stamp it and whatever. So it's a it's a bigger process than I expected, and there is a definitely a finesse with the tool that I need to work on.
And there were some of my cuts and carves and stuff that I was like, that looks great. Like, that felt like I was I felt like I was knew what I was doing on a couple of things. But this, like every other thing in my life, I over research. I over research. And then I and then instead of doing, I go, I wanna be able to do it like that.
I wanna be like, but the only way to get to be good is to do it in practice. Right? So I finally said, well, I've got one block to play with. I'm just gonna see what I can do. And, and I made a thing, and it kinda sorta did a thing.
Great. And I don't know. I mean, I I I did it, but I now I've like, okay. I need I need more stuff, so I had to go buy some stuff. It was more expensive than I wanted it to be, but I got some new stuff, and now I can try it again.
I can do more. And I got a bigger sheet of the stuff so that I can cut it into small pieces as I make different designs. And I thought that might be smarter than getting, like, three or four of the little ones. So does that make sense? Kinda.
Yeah. Because you can cut it up. So, like, I can I can draw out a design, cut out that piece, and then carve it? So I could make you know, if my thing's only, you know, a couple inches big, I don't have to waste a whole, like, four by six Gotcha. To make a little thing and have a bunch of waste.
I can have that bigger sheet, and I can put multiple designs on it and cut them out. That looks good. Yeah. You did a fish. I did.
Yeah. On brand. And and I found a design that I liked, and I and I, I copied it to kinda, like, just try. Right? And and that's, I think, a good place to start, but I learned I learned a lot about the technique.
And that's the hardest part for me now is, like, how do I do fine intricate detail stuff with this weird little carving tool? And I've gotta get better about that. So I need to learn, like, how do you make a small tiny star, for example? Yeah. Like, I don't know.
How did you get the eye? Because you made a fish eye. I went real slow, and I went around the outside of it and the inside of it. Good to know. The eye.
But it was tough. But it was. You did good. It looked great. You you did a couple of different, printings of it.
Right. Because that's a whole separate part. Now you have to learn how much ink do you put on it. What consistency should the ink be? Do you do you lay it on thick?
Do you, you know and then there's all these tools that you use to, like, rub the stamp on the paper or rub the paper on the stamp. And I and so I'm trying that, and I'm like, man, this is this is tough to try and get an even print and have it look good and not be over inked. Like, it's a it's a challenge. Okay. But you this is brand new.
I know. So give yourself some grace. I am definitely doing that, but I, it I learned a lot last night in trying to do it. And it creates a nice mess, which is always good with art, I think. You gotta have a mess.
If you're not making a mess, you're not being creative. That's true. So you gotta have scrap everywhere. I just know while you were making your art, Emery was waiting for you to eat dinner, and she was dying. She was so hungry.
Yeah. So, earlier in the show when we were talking about how we ate late yeah. My my fault. I was making art. It was your fault.
Yeah. And Emery did not let you forget it. Yeah. Well I'm so hungry. You're gonna be okay.
You're not gonna wither away. I promise. Good job. I'm proud of you. Took the first step.
That's the most important one. And now what's the next most important step? The next one. That's right. Remember the Harlem Shake?
Oh, yeah. The trend where, everybody would be sort of, like, standing around, and then the music would hit, and then everybody would do, like, crazy dances. Yeah. People would all of a sudden be wearing different costumes or whatever when when the, change happened. Yeah.
I remember it. Where did that come from? Question. Go? Well, like every other trend, on the Internet, they, fifteen minutes and they're gone.
Yesterday, Emery told me to dance like the Orange Justice, and I can't even remember what that dance looked like. Well, that was the kid in his bedroom who did, he he was just making up moves, and, he was wearing an orange shirt. And it he became that dance move that he did became orange justice Uh-huh. And then became a meme because of that kid. So the Harlem Shake original, originated from a dance move popularized in Harlem in the eighties, and its name comes from that origin.
2012 is when that happened. 2012. No way. Yeah. It was a viral Internet meme in 2012.
That was pre TikTok then. Yeah. It was a Vine thing and and YouTube. Yeah. For sure.
Mhmm. And where did it go? It just disappeared. Yeah. Yeah.
Gone. Poof. Just like this the new trend right now, I don't know if you see it. The new trend is, on TikTok and Instagram. These women dressing up like Hamilton.
This trend is everywhere right now. Escaping out the window as Or into a cupboard or out a doggy door or into the dryer or whatever. Yeah. It's absolutely ridiculous. It is it is ridiculous, but also funny.
Yeah. It makes me laugh. And then last night, I saw, so there's been one guy who has done the trend, and it is Lin Manuel Miranda. And he is the only one that is acceptable to do the trend, I guess. This is a trend for the ladies to to use, mascara to draw on beards.
And, one guy said, I'm amazed at how many women have revolutionary, wardrobes. This is a new thing, but here it is. And then and then, one guy did the part of Eliza, in bed and did those lines from the other point of view. And I think that's funny, and we'll we'll accept that. But as far as the crawling through the doors and the windows and thing, are you gonna do it?
I don't have any revolutionary wardrobe. I'm sure you can put something together. That I could. Because I know I have a suit jacket. Yeah.
I have dress shoes Yeah. And slacks. So I have a suit. I have slacks. I have in the Halloween bin the big floofy pirate y shirt.
And Well So then you just have to figure out your I also have a pair of shoes that I bought two years ago that you like to tease me about and say that they from shoes? I wrote the declaration of independence in them. Yeah. So I have those. Yeah.
Cool buckles. I love those shoes. Get out of here. It's fine. You do have those.
I just wanna know if you're gonna do it. You should. I should. But I really want I want you to frame it and film it and do the whole thing. I wanna see you put this thing together.
I just watched a video where a woman was doing it. She had it framed. She had the camera up, and her husband walked in on there and was like, what are you doing? Mhmm. And she was like, it's a trend.
You'll understand it later. Just get out of here. Just get out of here. And she was trying to escape out her kitchen window that was right above her sink. And her husband is like, you're gonna fall in the sink.
You're gonna break that faucet. And she was like, get out of here. Yeah. And she did almost break the faucet, by the way, to which he said, you about made a real expensive long weekend for me. We don't have a window that I could escape out of.
Yeah. We do. Pick one. The well, the two that I'm thinking of have the window air conditioning units in them, so those aren't accessible. Okay.
The living room window isn't wide enough. Okay. End of windows. Alright. So what about a cupboard?
Then you have to empty the cupboard. What cupboard? Well, our cupboards aren't big enough either. No. They're not big enough.
Okay. What about what I got? Freeze. You could do that. Or, what about the, blanket storage thing in the theater?
Oh, that's a good idea. You could crawl into that. That's big enough. And it opens up like a hatch, so you could you know, it'd be like you're crawling into a toy chest. I feel like here's the thing.
I've never done a trend before. I've never ever ever done one. There's a couple that I've seen that I'm like, I really wanna try this trend. K. When I bring it up to you to try it with me, you're like, no.
This is just you. You can you can control your destiny. That, but I also think sometimes I'm way late to the game. I think I'm way late to the game on this trend. Like, they're already moving on with the new trend.
This trend has been going on for a couple weeks now. This trend is now seen this trend for, like, a week. On its but it's now on its way out. It I think you still have time. You still can get involved.
You still can put this together. I can fill my POV, and then you, do the trend. What's your POV? Oh, watching you pull this off is gonna be amazing. Alright.
Maybe this weekend. If I get a wild hair and I decide, I'll have to pull down all the Halloween decorator. It just seems like a lot of work. It's an excuse to pull down the fall bins. I don't no.
No. I'm not ready for that. Are you crazy? No. It's August.
Plus, we gotta we gotta go get new bins because we're rearranging the whole thing anyway. So it's a it's a you know, when we go do the whole big grocery run, we can grab those bins. And then Let's just here's what we're gonna do instead. Mhmm. Instead of keeping up with current trends, we're gonna bring really old trends back.
Like the Harlem Shake. Let's do the Harlem Shake. 2012. Guys, have you seen this trend? Everyone has seen it.
They're just like, what are these guys doing? We're gonna bring old stuff. But it's also you gotta have more than two people. You gotta have a group. Okay.
We can get a group together. Well, just do the do this one. We're we're we're hanging out with tonight. Listen. I wanna see you do this trend.
What do we have in here you could creep in? What do you mean? We got this cabinet back here. No. Oh, there's mice in there.
I betcha. There's no mice in the cabinet. Where do you think we work? In a field? What?
There's mice in there. I betcha. No. No. There's not.
Alright. We could probably I could probably I could probably do something. I I start by drawing on your beard. Easy. Easy.
Can't wait. Put the ponytail with the ribbon. Yeah. We gotta figure out your hat. I gotta think about what do we have for your hat.
Does it have to be a hat or a cake deal with it? Slick back. You can just be slick back ponytail, Alexander. I can do that. We do we have a lantern, candlestick?
Yeah. We're gonna need something. Some sort of old timey light source. It's gonna be great. We're supposed to be hanging out with some friends tonight.
Mhmm. These are Coworkers. More your friends than my friends. I mean Coworkers. Their friends.
From here. Some friends with them. But Sure. They're more your friends. Okay.
That's fine. The point is what? The point is that there are three dudes Yeah. That are trying to make plans, you and two other dudes. Right.
And I said, what's the plan tonight? And you said, I don't know. Oh, we'll figure it out before it's time. What's the problem? You need to know, like, now?
Well, I I just wanna know if there is a plan. I was just trying to make dinner plans. That's all. We're just trying to make dinner plans with, like, six people. It's tough.
I know that there's a plan for when we're supposed to be somewhere at a certain time. Sure. That's the only plan I know that's been solidified. Right. I'm just trying to figure out dinner before that time Right.
For the six of us to go and eat. So I what what what time? So Where? This came up yesterday. I was asked, like, hey.
What's what's everybody doing before, you know, we have to be at this this place at a specific time? I said, well, I don't know. We could get together. Sure. Let's have a dinner.
Let's do a thing. So that was the initial conversation. And then no other conversation. And so last night, because I knew I I've I've been married to you a long time. I said, she's gonna wanna know a plan.
So I took initiative and said, hey, dudes. What are we thinking? We wanna have dinner? What about this place or this place? One person replied and said, sounds good.
I'm in. Yeah. But you said two places. Right. You said, how about this place or this place?
Sounds good to me. Sounds good to me. Which one? Nope. That's that's enough.
I have provided information. Sounds good to me. And then the other the other one has not responded directly about that. So I don't know. Okay.
Listen. It's fine. I'm not concerned. So I know something deal. What what needs to happen is, a time will be specified most likely by me Yes.
Because I feel like I'm the adult in the room. Yes. And and I will say, we will plan to be here at this time. You're welcome to join us. And that that'll be that.
Perfect. Sounds good. And then more than likely, we'll arrive first. Oh, yes. And we'll have to set the table.
That's right. We'll have to Yeah. Tell people that the host is there's Up to Up to eight of us. Or six or whatever it is. Yeah.
There there could be six of us. It could be two. Could could just be the two of us. Yep. We'll see.
Yeah. That's how it goes. Okay. Cool. Cool.
You know? Cool. So you and I will have dinner. Perfect. That's all I care about.
Right. I don't care about anybody else. That's exactly what I'm saying is You do you. Will be taken care of. We'll make a plan.
I'll send the plan out. And if they show up, they show up. Great. But it's not likely. Or maybe it is.
I don't know. One guy's in. That sounds good. That sounds good. Great.
Super. Which place? You don't know because he didn't specify. We'll just pick. K.
As long as I get dinner, you know that I get cranky if I don't eat. Here we go. Do you need a snack right now? How's things? I'm okay right now.
Okay. Good. Do it good. Very good. Good check-in.
Would you rather this or that? Would you? Would you rather get stung by a jellyfish or step on something squishy you can't identify? I already know my answer. I'm going with the jellyfish.
Why? Because something squishy that you can't identify That's what I'm stepping on. Ew. Why? Because it's not gonna sting.
No. But it's it's gonna be squishy. Okay. And you're not gonna know what it is. That's fine.
Ugh. Yeah. That's not pain. But it's squishy. But so?
And you don't know what it is. Stepped on squishy unknown things, and it didn't hurt, and that's fine. The pain is only temporary. So is the squish. Ugh.
But the squish is also not pain. I'd rather the squish sensation. Plus, I also think it's cool to say I've been stung by a jellyfish. You know what else is cool? What?
I stepped on a squishy thing, and I didn't know what it was. No. That's not cool. Even after I looked, I didn't know. Everyone's gonna be so disgusted by you.
They're gonna be so not? Yeah. They will. No? Yeah.
They will. No? No one's gonna no one's gonna think twice. They're gonna be like, what do you think it was? I'm like, well, I got ideas, but I I can't tell.
It was squishy. I know that. It's the one thing I know about it. I got ideas. And it didn't hurt, so I got that going for me.
Just was squished. Yeah. But it wasn't a jellyfish. You got stung by a jellyfish? Yeah.
And then they'll go, that's neat. Did you hear about that squishy thing that Josh stepped on? He didn't know what it was even after he moved his foot and looked. Just a squish. What are It's a better story.
You're kinda making it sound like a better story. It is. It's not. What are some many people have been stung by jellyfish? I don't know.
Five. What? No. How many people Not get stung Not very many. By jellyfish in a year?
A hundred and fifty million people worldwide are stung by jellyfish annually. That's a lot. A hundred and fifty million. Yeah. How many people spend months Exactly.
Anybody with a toddler. No. But you can identify it. They have ideas, but they don't quite know, do they? They all know.
No. I had an unidentified squishy object, a USO. Would you rather this or that? There's a couple of videos I've seen online where it's some people that pull out their class photo from second grade. Oh, alright.
I have that. And they say, let's spill some dirt on some of my old classmates. Okay. He's like, this kid did this, and this kid did this. So I don't have a picture, but I'm gonna spill some dirt on some of my second grade classmates.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna call them out by name. And I can't remember something that every one of them did, but I remember a girl who at read reading time, we all had to sit on the floor Mhmm. For reading time. But she sat on the desks, and the teacher said, Jenny, you need to get you need to sit down from the desk. And she said, I don't wanna sit down from I wanna sit on the desks.
And the teacher didn't make her sit down on the floor, and then her friend got on the desk with her, and we all hated them. Woah. Yeah. Slow down. Those two got to sit on desks.
Yeah. While the rest of us had to sit on the floor. I am above these people. Then Oh. There was one kid who caught a bee Woah.
And he dissected it in the middle of class. That's Then That's a derangement. That's not good. That's not good. Then there was a kid who chewed gum all the time.
No. And the teacher would say, are you chewing gum? And he would say, mm-mm. We all knew he was chewing gum. Because it was he a was he a chomper?
Yeah. The teacher knew he was chewing gum. Mhmm. He lied to the teacher. Swallow it.
Oh, there's nothing in here. Or hid it or something. Behind his ear. Did she check behind his ear? I don't know if I did.
Alright. Then one time, we were doing math Yeah. And it was a really hard test. Mhmm. And I remember just being like, I don't know that.
And I think I looked up at the ceiling, and then that kid called me out and said, are you praying about math? And I said, I'm just looking at the ceiling. Yeah. Who cares if I'm praying about math? Was the answer to the math on the ceiling?
Math is hard. Okay? Was the answer to the math on the ceiling? No. What was up there?
Nothing. Ceiling? Yeah. Mhmm. Man.
And that's some of my second grade dish. What's weird is I don't remember anything like that from second grade. Also, there was a kid named Dallas who I thought you weren't naming names. Everybody had a crush on me. We all thought he was the cutest.
Mhmm. And then he moved away, and we never saw him again. Where's Dallas now? I don't know. I don't know.
Couldn't even tell you his last name. I just know he was cute. Oh, really? Well I got nothing. And that's Dorshak Elementary, second grade classroom.
Woah. Lot going on there. Second grade drama. I'm trying to remember anything. I got nothing.
I'm really racking my brain about elementary school. I got no drama. You have no drama at all? I mean, I've got my own stuff, but, like, I don't remember anything crazy happening. Pretty unmemorable.
Okay. Wow. Like I said, I got my own stories, like my glow in the dark slimer shirt for show and tell. The I got glasses on the last day of second grade so I could actually see the board for the first time. That was a big deal.
That is a big deal. It's important. What else? You were just trying to get by. That's what I'm saying.
Did my own thing. What? Who are you? I can't I can't Yeah. Tell your face.
I'm blind. It wasn't that bad. Come closer. Poor Josh. Let's, let's call it a weekend, I think.
Let's call it. K. Tuck. Tuck. We're gonna be back on Monday.
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