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Hi. I'm Jen, and I play Mara Elderwood. Welcome to our own home brew role playing game. It's made by our game master, Eric, aka doctor Awesome. Now you'll be entering the world of Sariva that's very different from our own.
Jenn (Mara):Now just so you know, this isn't Dungeons and Dragons. This is a home broom game, so you'll notice there's differences between the 2. But I hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Mac (Dolion):Alright, Melody.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Melody, you're up.
Mac (Dolion):Kill this dragon while I just talk to a human. Mirrored it in.
Tay (Melody):Okay. So if I did
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, Brandon. You gotta save the day.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. I mean, like, so I I kind of want to try at least. So can I assess the appoint opponent as the passive ability
Jenn (Mara):Mhmm?
Tay (Melody):That I have?
Mac (Dolion):Jack. I was about to switch to this one from my end.
Tay (Melody):Okay. So I'm going to assess the opponent of the dragon, And then I'm going to
Jenn (Mara):You just gotta The best.
Tay (Melody):I'm gonna look at the my environment, to see what's around, to try to use my magic of my loot. Mhmm. Test sets.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Something more?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You have a couple of options to do if there's parts or anything.
Tay (Melody):What? I'm sorry?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I'm looking up to I I gotta look at your music book. I can help you with the Okay.
Mac (Dolion):What is actually pop. Oh, let's do one for the next answer.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. So I saw that I just had, like, the fire element, so I can envelope the target in flame. So that's what I was thinking of doing after I had assessed
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Yeah.
Mac (Dolion):So you
Eric (Dr. Awesome):play okay.
Jenn (Mara):I think
Mac (Dolion):That's the gun. The the
Eric (Dr. Awesome):6 sided is the the cube.
Tay (Melody):The 6 sided cube. Okay. And then just roll that?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Just roll that.
Tay (Melody):Okay. I got a 6.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So you did a 120 damage times 1 forty level. What level is your character?
Tay (Melody):7.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So, basically, 2. So, 2 4360 did you did 360 damage. How many actions do you have?
Tay (Melody):Nice. As, like, offensive actions? Actions. 45. Mhmm.
Mac (Dolion):45? I'm not playing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):145. I know. I know.
Jenn (Mara):Come on. So many.
Mac (Dolion):425. So 420. Oh, you
Eric (Dr. Awesome):have 400 or 45? So you wanna hit him 4 climbs with that? Bam, bam.
Tay (Melody):Well, when I assessed him, like, can I see how much health he has? Or what what does Does the health
Eric (Dr. Awesome):bar pop up? It it doesn't it you know that with the assessment, basically, you're kinda it kinda focuses in on his weaknesses. So your eyes are kinda focused towards his eyes and his under belt.
Tay (Melody):Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. But you also know that, wyverns, it's it more so than fire, it's lightning. It lightning does double damage.
Tay (Melody):Oh, so does fire not do anything?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You already did 360 damage in one action. Do you wanna continue to hurt him or do you wanna what do you wanna do? You can do it 3 more times or you can do other stuff. It's up to you.
Tay (Melody):Fuck it. I'm gonna do it 3 more times. I'm gonna kill this son of
Mac (Dolion):a bitch. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Bitches. Broth 2.
Mac (Dolion):Fucking sous
Tay (Melody):vide. Flambe, if you will. Flambe. Roast them.
Mac (Dolion):I want it to sound like a chili's fajita when they bring it out.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Fajitas?
Jenn (Mara):And cheese. Somebody got the potato? Okay. I know you
Eric (Dr. Awesome):mean He spit you hit him and with the fire multiple times. Alright. He falls off the stage. He catches the stage on fire that he was on. You you said you said that he's trying to get out of the situation, but the chains are kind of holding them up even though they're not attached to anything.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Him flying around and bumping into everything, it's gotten caught on multiple objects. Not where to stop, but it's just dragging. But he tries to take off, but from the fire the wounds you just gave him, he crashes into the building, nearby. Right? He's still alive, but, like, you know that whatever you did is making him want you to get to escape.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But he failed as a baby crack for the building. But he's out of the he's out of the immediate fight. Now you can pursue him if you want or you well, you're out of action
Mac (Dolion):on Spectrum.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Is there something nearby, like, as far as the defense somewhere you wanna go?
Mac (Dolion):Do you wanna do something?
Tay (Melody):I'm gonna continue doing my survival with using the elements around me to make sure that I'm still maintaining distance from him.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Okay. Nice.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Well played. Good job. I'm seeing your
Mac (Dolion):Everything you're still handsome. Instead.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):500 experience points. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Unfortunately though, you're out of actions and the same kind of guys that grabbed Lelia, 2 of them are coming directly at me.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Come here. I gotta I gotta have witness eyes. This is not good for
Mac (Dolion):Shit. Yeah. What are we looking at? Oh.
Jenn (Mara):They fucking grabbed your ass twice.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Beyond your character, the yankers will have what's called, physical resistance. You have to first physical resist, it's negative a.
Kately (Machitis):Negative what?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):They just chopped you in the head.
Mac (Dolion):First of all, how did you let this happen? It's his
Tay (Melody):name. I thought it used
Jenn (Mara):to be him. You was right
Mac (Dolion):there next to
Eric (Dr. Awesome):her. Okay.
Jenn (Mara):Is over the residence is happening. I didn't know this
Eric (Dr. Awesome):shit was coming. Sheet, your first sheet.
Tay (Melody):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Middle of your first sheet, left hand top.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. I see where it is.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What Ship was trying. Okay.
Kately (Machitis):She was just there and got chopped today.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So What's half of what you got?
Tay (Melody):What's half of 70? 35?
Jenn (Mara):35. 35.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So if you're 35, you're still awake.
Tay (Melody):And I need the 210 side of
Eric (Dr. Awesome):the jar.
Jenn (Mara):Right? Slow on. Goddamn.
Mac (Dolion):Rub them like this. They work too long. Late. She rolled
Jenn (Mara):already. 87.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Over now. 87. Okay. The last thing you remember was you could do lit the
Mac (Dolion):hell up on that
Eric (Dr. Awesome):wick wyvern and you crash. Then everything went black.
Tay (Melody):Sorry, y'all.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Katie, you got the wyvern to start running. Jesus Christ. Alright. So
Mac (Dolion):It's cool.
Jenn (Mara):Somebody will
Mac (Dolion):save you. Hopefully.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright, Machidas. Right in front of
Kately (Machitis):you. Shit. Christ.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Do do do do and one of them sleeves the the bard in the head with an, a short sword and knock her the fuck out.
Mac (Dolion):Club is wild.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):They're picking her one of them starts to drag her by her head.
Mac (Dolion):Damn. Oh,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):that was amazing. Even he just puts kinda like in a headlock. Did you know what would he say? And he starts dragging
Jenn (Mara):him. So Can I use my rush?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So you guys can know that.
Kately (Machitis):Can I use my rush to go out?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I just wanted to show this because it'll give an idea to, whoever's seen the other enemies. It's kind of important to to like I said, people's visuals, it's kind of to know they it means something, The way individuals look, enemies look. Okay? These are the guys that are grabbing her.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. Unless you can say for Hila, like, he too quick for you, bro.
Kately (Machitis):Okay. Fuck that. Let's use this rush, bro.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The other guys you saw, remember, they have more armor and stuff. So they seem more like soldiers. These guys seem more like Assassin. This isn't really kind of thief activity.
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. That's too that's too wild.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright, geez. What you gonna do, man? You have no weapon.
Mac (Dolion):I'm gonna stay. Me and my boy here, we shop at the same we shop at the same store, and I'm I'm kinda deadly out here. So I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):got I'm gonna try to find some weapons to send you real quick because this is sad that he has none.
Jenn (Mara):No. Let's let's let's go ahead. Well, let we're gonna do hand to hand, bro. Let's let's let's throw hands. Hands.
Jenn (Mara):Let's let's throw hands.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Well, You got some combat skills, so maybe that'll that'll help.
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. Let's use, can I use my
Mac (Dolion):rage? To see what I have,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):let me see what you got. I'm I'm pulling up your data so I can see what what you can do here. Can I still use my companion in my rage or my rush? Yeah. Hold on.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Let me pull it up and see what you got. Okay. Yeah. Go with rage and everything is before you actually attack, so go ahead. Your rage, your focus, they're right there.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):75 extra damage.
Kately (Machitis):Alright. So what am I using?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So with each punch, just the regular punch, you should be doing 25 damage.
Kately (Machitis):Cool.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So if you use, like, leaping hammer fit, if you're doing a 175 damage, if you do backhand, you're doing or wait. Let's see. Brushing elbow, you're doing 200 damage. Because your guy is a brawler, so he's he's Yeah.
Tay (Melody):Probably why
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I have to send him right away. It's because I knew he could fight. It's just like
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. Let's use that, let's use that leaping hammer fist.
Tay (Melody):Save me.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Save me.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Now just take a 20 instead of die, and you have 3 actions. Right? So you can you can attack her. Are you going for the one carrying her first, or are you going for the one that can fight you back?
Jenn (Mara):Immediately going for the one carrying her.
Mac (Dolion):Attaboy.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Good call.
Tay (Melody):See, this is what happens when you have somebody next to you.
Mac (Dolion):I have the judge next to me on
Eric (Dr. Awesome):fire. Work. Make the dream work. That's what we do.
Kately (Machitis):Alright. So what I'm rolling the 20 sided?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Yep.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Hey. Just a heads up before it like, anytime you guys are rolling to attack, you can call what you wanna hit. If you get 15 or higher, you hit where you said unless there's negative. So you can I'll go for it, Don. Throw, you can do that.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Or I
Jenn (Mara):wanna hit him
Kately (Machitis):I wanna I wanna go for it.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Like a flutter. Yeah. I wanna go for
Mac (Dolion):his arm
Kately (Machitis):to get him to release her.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So to kinda knock it, knock so break his hole?
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. It's a it's a 2 2 purpose attack.
Jenn (Mara):Get hit his arm, so
Kately (Machitis):he releases her and
Eric (Dr. Awesome):he can't really retaliate.
Jenn (Mara):Can he chain that or does that have to be 2 separate actions?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What?
Jenn (Mara):What he's doing. He's just doing Can he chain it can he chain it in 2 actions?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. Nobody has combos yet. It it will come as everyone gets more efficient.
Jenn (Mara):Kent Kent.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What again, bud? Combo.
Kately (Machitis):I got 17.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, okay. Now on your character, there's a spot that says break bone. Jesus.
Jenn (Mara):Where is that? Should be under your
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Your combat area? Chance to break bone or I
Mac (Dolion):have chance to decapitate. He may have something different or something.
Tay (Melody):No. I have that same thing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. You guys should all have chance to break bone.
Jenn (Mara):Mm-mm.
Mac (Dolion):And we'll see,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):after this. Let me see. I've got his character.
Jenn (Mara):Usually, it's about
Eric (Dr. Awesome):This is pretty high because it's
Jenn (Mara):5 to 10% when I know that person.
Tay (Melody):Because all he got is them hands.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Oh, Jack Johnson and Abraham Lee. Alright. You have a 46, so that's his you have a you have a 56% chance. So roll 50 under 56, and you broke his shoulder.
Jenn (Mara):Who?
Kately (Machitis):Wait. And I'm rolling
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Hold on. 210s. Lower to bet.
Kately (Machitis):12 is what I got.
Mac (Dolion):Yes. Shit.
Tay (Melody):Alright. Oh, damn. That shit shattered.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What do you get?
Mac (Dolion):What do you get? 12. Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):12. 12.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Shit. Alright. You snap his shoulders for real.
Tay (Melody):Okay. In 2 places.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He immediately dropped her, of course. He's also unconscious. He hits the ground so hard He can't breathe from his face.
Mac (Dolion):Oh.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You still have 2 actions left. His buddy has drawn his sword, and now it's touching on you.
Mac (Dolion):Stay on that ass. He bought that action, bro. I already got a body. Get one too.
Jenn (Mara):How many actions do you got? How many defense
Eric (Dr. Awesome):got this? Attack. This is what you can do.
Kately (Machitis):Alright. Let me do a, let me do a side
Jenn (Mara):rolling hook on this guy.
Kately (Machitis):Can I do that? Okay. Side roll and hook.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Go. Ribs. Okay. Roll.
Jenn (Mara):I can't wait, but just What am I rolling? The chance?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll the 20 side a 9.
Mac (Dolion):The 20 5. 25?
Jenn (Mara):Alright. Mhmm.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. Roll the 20 side a 9 and see if you hit him first. I
Kately (Machitis):got a 3 on that.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So you missed that first one. You have one action left before it's his turn. Do it again.
Kately (Machitis):I'm a do it out again. Of course. I'm
Jenn (Mara):a do that again.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):That should be, like, fine. Okay.
Jenn (Mara):18. Yeah. Yeah. Whoo.
Mac (Dolion):Get it then.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):18? Alright. Double damage. Alright. So Duh.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):When you when you hit him this time, you hear the
Kately (Machitis):crack when
Eric (Dr. Awesome):you hit his his, jaw. Let's go. You're pretty sure his neck is broken because he just slumps over the ground, but, like like, sack potatoes that, like, does not even breathe. Fuck. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So both of them are guns. Really? You you you can think of Melody if you wanna kinda move back because you still see a good handful of those red cloaked guys out there. But they've got that that Lelia, the dancer that was with Melody, and they're taking her let me see if I do I have this?
Jenn (Mara):They still have her? I thought you knocked that dude out.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. They he freed Melo. Oh, okay.
Kately (Machitis):But they I freed her.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Melody knows the woman that was on the stage with her when she was performing. Yeah. They grabbed her that they're taking her. It has nothing to do with doesn't seem to have anything to do
Mac (Dolion):with it. It doesn't concern me. I'm talking. Yeah. I'm a hook y'all up there.
Mac (Dolion):I I just need questions answered is all.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Mhmm. Okay. So they're now moving now that, I can show you the screen. Those guys have got Lely and they're going this way. Melody, you noticed really Michelle, you don't really know lately.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You could see those guys. Not shared.
Jenn (Mara):It's shared.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. The Wyvern is over here. It looks like the soldiers have kinda gotten a little bit of, of a a a a pull in the situation, but not exactly sure.
Tay (Melody):K.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I didn't share it?
Jenn (Mara):Yeah.
Mac (Dolion):It's up there now.
Kately (Machitis):You're good. You're good.
Mac (Dolion):So,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):let let me bring it up. So as I was saying that the the guys dragging her are going this way, The Wyvern is over here, and some of the the imperial army is over actually trying to fight it now. They're actually doing their job. That veteran night over near the stage, he's pretty much laid out all those dudes that were after the duchess. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Between him and Raylena, the the young knight, the female knight, they've kinda smoked those dozen dudes over. Okay? Besides the one that Willie took out, they those guys are pretty much done. Alright? One of them seems to be trying to escape and run back towards this direction like the Seward Lake.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You're pretty sure that's what he's shooting for. So now let's see whose turn is
Jenn (Mara):it now.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It is now Mara's turn. Mara, you're clear to do whatever because Melody got the Wyvern off the area. Most of the the the attacking mercenaries are dead. 2 are fleeing, and you see the other group dragging some woman you don't know off. Now Raylena and for the veteran night that's with her, they seem to have taken care a lot of the mercenary dudes.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The duchess is, like, or, like, knelt over. You're not really sure the, her religious adviser guy, he's with her, but that's all you.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. How close is Raylena to me?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Probably about from here to the stuff, so I'd say a good 20 20 feet. We're back to you, but the the better knight with her, he keeps he's doing turns, so he's constantly watching. Your guess is you probably can't get close to her with that that's him, without engaging him in some manner. Six meters. Six meters.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):There we go.
Mac (Dolion):In case you're looking at your,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):For our friends in China,
Jenn (Mara):6 meters. So does the judges look like she's injured?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You heard her, yell out when she fell off the stage. Do you wanna know if she injured for sure?
Jenn (Mara):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yes. She is. She's bleeding.
Tay (Melody):From where though? Sorry.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You also smell anything else with the blank. Something tainted.
Mac (Dolion):Right. Tainted blood.
Jenn (Mara):Do any of the priests nearby have any healing capabilities?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The not a single priest has stayed in this area.
Jenn (Mara):What?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):As soon as the shit went down,
Mac (Dolion):there are priests in the temple. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The temple. Yeah. They went to the fucking meeting. They were like
Jenn (Mara):I like these poor people. We'll not come out. I'm gonna, run over to the duchess with my hands up and say I just wanna help her. I think she's been poisoned.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. The guy stands up and says, of course. Of course. He says, I'm brother Phalen. How can I help?
Jenn (Mara):Fuck you, bro. Let me get to the duchess. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Cool. Damn. Alright. He just cast his fellow.
Jenn (Mara):K.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll your magic resistance negative 15%. When he did this, he was actually casting
Mac (Dolion):a spell.
Tay (Melody):How much?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Negative 15%.
Jenn (Mara):Nope. I didn't get it. Okay. At 47.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. You feel like you you can't move for a second. He's like guards guards. This woman hurt the duchess.
Jenn (Mara):Really? You fucker. Can I cast anything?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. Remember, he doesn't know you can do magic. All he did was cast the magic to protect himself. So he did it, you know, like a, what do you call it? Shield.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Protect. You can't move. So For Stasis? Like, yeah. Stasis kind of thing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Like, whoop. Temporary. You can't move.
Mac (Dolion):What's your resistance, man?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. I'm gonna cast blinds ventinglement.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. The closest guard coming. The bald guy is about 6 foot tall. He's kinda overweight. He looks pissed off.
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. I'm
Eric (Dr. Awesome):riding his imperial soldier.
Jenn (Mara):Definitely that.
Mac (Dolion):20 year massive.
Tay (Melody):She casted an entanglement.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Entangle them.
Mac (Dolion):Grabbing an OD. Jada spell.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Amazing.
Jenn (Mara):Fine. I'll I'll pass tears of blood then.
Mac (Dolion):Okay. Tears of blood? Jesus. Okay. Wait.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I'm gonna roll his magic resistant. What's the damage on it?
Mac (Dolion):She she goes to grandma's shit.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):She's like,
Tay (Melody):It's a 2
Mac (Dolion):Eric's face after he rolls.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He falls in the ground.
Jenn (Mara):No. He's like,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. It's
Mac (Dolion):not existing. Yeah. I don't
Eric (Dr. Awesome):know. Guys himself.
Tay (Melody):All because you want this date.
Mac (Dolion):Have no regrets? I did my best.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I did it because you told me to.
Jenn (Mara):Alright. So
Eric (Dr. Awesome):he's done. Alright. Brother Phelan is is trying to walk the duchess away from
Jenn (Mara):me. Can I get to her?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. The spell on you has been dispelled. You can tell that someone has tapped the dispel or used what is, called spell break. Right? A skill like usually reserved for a micro.
Jenn (Mara):Alright. I'm going to,
Mac (Dolion):have
Jenn (Mara):this all spell. This should negate poison and then I'm doing some For a percent chance time.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Happy thoughts.
Jenn (Mara):Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts, guys.
Mac (Dolion):Make it work.
Tay (Melody):Well, I'm unconscious.
Mac (Dolion):So Get what you need. 25.
Jenn (Mara):Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Amen. You amen. The the tainted scent or whatever the act the poison is now absent.
Kately (Machitis):It's gone. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Barbarian is kinda darker blue, kinda, let's say, padded armor with leathers. He steps forward, and he picks up brother Phelan and and the duchess. Duchess. But he kinda cradles the duchess because you could tell it's having a hard time standing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But he picks up brother Baelin. His skin is, steel of war. So you know he's a true Arthurian. So a true morph. Right?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):His blood is of the original plans because he can actually turn to stone. Steel. Or stone. Stone. Oh, you got steel, but iron.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But, he has her, and, he's like, I'll help Duchess. He's obviously by the accent, you could tell Serenium probably not his first language. Right? He's got a couple arrows stuck in his armor, but because of his skin, he obviously didn't do anything. So he was he's turns to his side and he sees you, but he says something in another language.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What languages do you speak?
Jenn (Mara):Speak common, ancient, and dead.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Dead?
Jenn (Mara):Don't judge.
Tay (Melody):She can talk
Eric (Dr. Awesome):to dead? Are you dead dead? Okay. He says friend of royal family.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. I'll I'll kinda doubt him.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Trust you, not priest.
Jenn (Mara):That's how I kill you.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He comes over to where you're at.
Jenn (Mara):Tom killed the priest. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. 18. He swings heavy with this with his it looks like a, almost like a boarding ax. So, basically, one-sided blade. And he swings so heavy, he kinda, like, uppercut swings and hits the priest.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The priest goes flying into the crowd a good 15, 20. Bike. A good 10 meters from your guy's spot and lands into the crowd. Alright? You don't see him because of the the people all now running in different directions.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Screaming and the chaos is starting to ensue because the wyvern's back up, and he's already beaten 2 and 3 of your soldiers. Okay. Remember, their fight is really strong. So he looks towards the wyvern and moves the duchess to you, and he points at the wyvern. No poison.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):And he points at the Wyvern.
Jenn (Mara):I'll tell him the the Wyvern's chain is being controlled. It's an animal. We remember that. Okay. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So your turn is done. We are now moving on the duel.
Mac (Dolion):I am asking this judge.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, okay. Okay. So you got the judge with you.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What's up? Okay. He remember, he doesn't recognize you because you got a mask. Right. So I'm He's like, I'm very wealthy.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I can make it worth your while and let me go.
Mac (Dolion):I'm sure you are wealthy based on what they paid you to no. No.
Jenn (Mara):Hold on. Hold on. Hold
Kately (Machitis):on. Let's see what he's willing to pay. But do we know each other?
Mac (Dolion):I don't know you broke boy. Damn it. That's
Tay (Melody):I think
Jenn (Mara):he's Stop
Mac (Dolion):before stop before I pick your pocket. You ain't getting nothing. My chances is high. My chances are high over here. I wanna let him know that I can care less about his wealth.
Mac (Dolion):I just want the truth, and I will ask him about the trial of as I take my mask off.
Jenn (Mara):Okay.
Mac (Dolion):You know? I will
Eric (Dr. Awesome):he immediately recognizes you and your mask.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, well, ever could that be
Eric (Dr. Awesome):knew from your skill as well. He's like, I had to beat you. I knew you would come on. He's like, just know she's still alive.
Mac (Dolion):I'll say that's nice to know who Paige because I have a I have a no. You know what? I'm a be direct with them. Here's this dude's name.
Tay (Melody):What the fuck is happening?
Mac (Dolion):Were you bribed by, Lysander?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yes. He was? Yes.
Mac (Dolion):Do you know where Lysander is now?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He says no.
Mac (Dolion):What's my torture?
Jenn (Mara):Oh my god.
Mac (Dolion):Jesus Christ.
Jenn (Mara):This got dark really fast.
Mac (Dolion):This is off.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. You wanna try to, like, put your blade against it and
Mac (Dolion):chop it off?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, yeah. Okay.
Mac (Dolion):And I'll tell you which blade I'm gonna use too.
Jenn (Mara):Why are we doing this?
Tay (Melody):It's gotta be with his background. It's gotta be his backstory. He's got I'm a
Mac (Dolion):use Swift Edge because it was my wife's sword. Okay. So, yeah. I'm a use Swift Edge and be like, are you sure you don't know where he is? And take off the pinky.
Mac (Dolion):Alright. On his left hand.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. He split off. He starts screaming. Like, I know where she is. I know where he was, but you can't get to him now.
Mac (Dolion):Tell me where my wife's at. Look at y'all all quiet now. Y'all all invested. Yeah. We was over here fighting dragons and shit.
Mac (Dolion):Y'all over here.
Jenn (Mara):Wife? What? What? What's happening?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. He's screaming and
Mac (Dolion):bleeding a lot. He's in my
Eric (Dr. Awesome):hand, my hand, and an arrow hits him right in the chest. But it's not a critical spot but you notice that he it almost looks like he's in shock between that and arrow. Mhmm. And then you see one of the mercenaries and he's drawn again. He's obviously focused on getting rid of this guy.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Right. So he knows where these guys came from. Right. Otherwise, they would be worried about it. Right.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He is going to he's going to die from that wound because he's gonna, drown. But I mean, you could get him some help, but
Mac (Dolion):I'm sure. You
Eric (Dr. Awesome):take a pretty bad out of yourself. Right in the right because, like, you're over and you fence finger
Mac (Dolion):on it.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The dude hit him an arrow, the next arrow was a 19. So he got you right in the arm where you're holding the sword. So you're gonna have to switch arms. But, so you drop that sword and the the judge. And the judge is gasping, and you can see the blood come out.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):And that guy put kinda shelters his bow and draws out 2 daggers and starts running at you.
Mac (Dolion):The dude who hit me with the arrow?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. Alright. He swipes like it's now you gotta defend. You have how many defenses do
Mac (Dolion):you have? I got 4 defensive actions.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. And, you know, this is your dodge. This is the thing for everybody to know. If you dodge, dodge
Mac (Dolion):to take counters. Right? I mean, go ahead. And you
Eric (Dr. Awesome):get a chance to you can chance to counter with dodge or block. But this is the difference between dodge and block. Dodge, no damage. Block, act damage. But if you fail your dodge, you take double damage.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay? So, like, instead of going left when you should have, you went right and smacked right into it. Okay? That's a failed dodge. Block if you fail your block, you just take normal damage.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):If you get your block, you take half plus whatever your armor took off of blocking. You see what I'm saying? Mhmm. You still need a hit, but it's
Mac (Dolion):not as heavy. Mhmm.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But if you fail your dodge, you kinda just threw your face right into
Mac (Dolion):the Yeah. Into the punch.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So that's the 2. There's a benefit to both of them. Mhmm. You know, it and it really depends on what you're fighting. Like, you probably wanna dodge the Ygrene because he even bites you twice.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The first time is gonna be enough. He can't bite you. So now, what do you wanna do? Dodge. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Now you want the skills to your your defensive skills that that might add to your dodge. Like, if you have anything that gives you a bonus to to dodge.
Mac (Dolion):Or this oh, the sliding counter. There you go. The kick in counter.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You did hit, so now you gotta roll your dodge. What does it give you the bonus to dodge? Oh, I have
Mac (Dolion):plus 10 to dodge into the counter and plus 1 to hit.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So what's your dodge? 86. So you have a 96. If you get any higher than 96, you're gonna be
Mac (Dolion):Hey, bro.
Jenn (Mara):You know
Mac (Dolion):how I do when it come to these, bro.
Tay (Melody):Not do the I
Mac (Dolion):have 2 90 nines on my belt already, sir.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The rarity of 99 and Willie gets 2 of them.
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. He got 43.
Mac (Dolion):43. Let's go.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):An instant counter. So roll your 20 to see. Like, do you wanna do a move, or do you wanna just stab him? What? You get this Some chucker interesting.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Can't do anything again. You can't defend the counter. Because we figured out when we were playing, when we made this game, if you could defend it or if you could defend a counter or counter counter, it would go on forever. The most endless fight and war. Counter.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Playing all night. You'll
Mac (Dolion):hit this dude with a
Jenn (Mara):It's the counter that never ends. It goes on.
Mac (Dolion):With a grapple and pierce.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So you're gonna grab and roll it. Alright. Go. Roll 20.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Let's see our let's see if this guy meets his maker. Oh.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, wow. That fell off.
Mac (Dolion):There you go. Keep keep it. 12.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. That's nice. What does it what does it give you?
Mac (Dolion):So grapple appears negative 15 to enemy defense plus 10 critical over 16 chance to disarm.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So
Mac (Dolion):So since it was a 12
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Check your damage on it first. 3 d 4. So get the 4 sided, which looks like the pyramid. Yep. Roll it.
Mac (Dolion):What am I looking at? What side is it?
Jenn (Mara):So he got a 4.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So it's a 120 damage added to your weapon. So your pierce is a 100 so it's 270 damage. Yep. Hold on.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):This has a bonus to damage too. Right? Yep. Plus 15. So 285 and then your normal bonus to damage, so 30.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's 320 damage, and now you roll your critical. So critical plus 10.
Mac (Dolion):What's the
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You have, Alright. Don't roll another 50% Wait. What's the dagger give you? You have a 70% chance to kill it.
Mac (Dolion):What's the critical one? The
Eric (Dr. Awesome):2 tens. Under 70, he's dead. Under 70
Tay (Melody):trying to kill him now rather than get more Hey.
Mac (Dolion):Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. No.
Mac (Dolion):I'm killing the dude who shot me with a arrow.
Tay (Melody):Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. Bro, the Sorry.
Tay (Melody):I was I was trying to follow.
Mac (Dolion):If he would've left me alone
Jenn (Mara):killing everybody.
Mac (Dolion):If he would've left me alone
Eric (Dr. Awesome):41.
Mac (Dolion):Okay. You did. Another body.
Jenn (Mara):Alright. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So you took care of that situation and you have the judge. So
Mac (Dolion):Last dying breath? Well well, there's nobody around I can help. You just fucking had fucking Thanos kill the priest. So, I'll let this man pass. Does he have enough energy in his dying breath to tell me the location of my life?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Let me see. Under 40%, don't save Dante. 49. He's like, no. No.
Mac (Dolion):She's at the kingdom?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Okay.
Mac (Dolion):Something I could afford.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. I have The tournament is over and we are back to Melody who is very
Mac (Dolion):conscious, laugh for another
Eric (Dr. Awesome):whooping up on the wyvern and now she's next to the big dude she's been hanging out with since the prior and he's got 2 bodies. You don't
Mac (Dolion):know this side of it. They're like, my head hurts.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):They're bleeding but I don't know.
Mac (Dolion):I don't know that though.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You took some damage. I mean, I think it was 200 something damage. So whatever your life let me see. Your life force minus 200. You should still be pretty good.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):His dead body.
Tay (Melody):Can I heal myself?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Now you want it eventually, this will probably bandage that because it'll bleed.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. I have a heel.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Focus on nuts. Can you
Jenn (Mara):talk to this motherfucker?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. So what do you what do you wanna do, Melody? The Wyvern is now no longer worried about those Imperial Army guys because it ain't 2 of them and some of the other back off come up here. And he's forcing me in, and he noticed most of the crowd is dispersed, and he's move he's moving back towards the stages. Mhmm.
Tay (Melody):So he's blocking my path to get to my friend that's been dragged off. Right?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah.
Tay (Melody):Okay. Is there anything around to trap it?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):There's a master ball. The chains are on the ground. If you could wrap them on something heavy that doesn't really move, The closest thing is, like, if you could see this map I'm going down for, it says brassiere. It's a steel cage with a fire in it. It's pretty big and heavy.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's got, like, a bunch of lumber in it to burn for this festival.
Tay (Melody):Can I try that again?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Wrap a chain around that, it definitely hinder
Tay (Melody):Yeah. Can I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):try? Yeah. Go ahead and roll 20 side
Mac (Dolion):of that. There's also a Poke balls laying around. Yep.
Tay (Melody):Got a one.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, join the club. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You go to grab the chain and tie it up, and immediately it notices you. You. So I'm gonna almost see if he turns and bites you.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, shit.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Nine. He bites at you, but he missed you. But his head is right next to you. And if you remember your assessment of him, what is one of his weak spots?
Tay (Melody):His eyes.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Exactly. It's very close right now.
Tay (Melody):So can I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You now have 3 actions left and you have weapons? I'm like
Tay (Melody):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's neatest you have weapons. So you need something. I got these.
Tay (Melody):Can I use my 1 handed What's that? Squad.
Mac (Dolion):Pops for Friday? We use these, son.
Kately (Machitis):You live. You live to fight another day.
Tay (Melody):So can I use my my store
Jenn (Mara):to You
Eric (Dr. Awesome):live so?
Kately (Machitis):Drinking that wine too, Smoking
Eric (Dr. Awesome):them tweeds. What weapons do you have?
Tay (Melody):I have a sword and I have an axe and my loot.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The sword is probably better for trying to get his eye. I mean, you could axe his eye, but
Tay (Melody):No. No. I wanna use the sword.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Your swords.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. I have a sword, and I can do a thrust, so I wanna thrust his eyeball.
Mac (Dolion):Melody puts the guitar down and grabs the story.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Any thrust combat skills that you might be able to Look at all this shit.
Tay (Melody):Combat skills. It says blades is it
Jenn (Mara):I have
Tay (Melody):I have yeah. I have a thrust. I have an arb arbist yeah. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Arb arb arb arb I know what to talk about. Okay.
Tay (Melody):Yeah. That one.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You wanna roll a 20 side of die to hit.
Tay (Melody):20. Mine
Mac (Dolion):looks like she's on about these snacks.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's actually a dance move attack, but yeah.
Tay (Melody):17.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's a ballerinas move. It's called a arbic arb. 17. Excellent, dude. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You get a chance to critical because you got a plus 10. What? Does the weapon give you a bonus to critical?
Tay (Melody):Yes. Bonus to critical is plus 5%.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So it's 15. Your normal is 35, so you have a 50% chance. Roll under a 50, and you could you could possibly kill it right now.
Tay (Melody):What dye do I use for that? The 10?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):2 you're 210 to 8 under 50%.
Tay (Melody):Okay. Okay.
Mac (Dolion):Let's go. Tay, you got this.
Jenn (Mara):11. Woo.
Tay (Melody):Is that me?
Mac (Dolion):Let's go. He's legally blind.
Tay (Melody):Oh. He's dead?
Jenn (Mara):What'd you get
Mac (Dolion):on the diet?
Jenn (Mara):That feller's bad. What'd you get? A lemon.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):A lemon? Okay. You basically impaled his brain. You notice his head hits the ground. His body still, like, glitches and stuff, but he's he's done.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So you just kill the wiper. Everyone cheers him. Can you hear me? I know. I don't know.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Hey.
Mac (Dolion):Are you mad you tried to talk to it 3 times? It got, like, blasted across the town?
Jenn (Mara):You know what? It was twice. Okay?
Mac (Dolion):That's what I'm saying. So It's gotta go. There are people who's not interested in work.
Tay (Melody):Sweet man.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):People cheered in the dark smoke and thank you.
Tay (Melody):Okay.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah.
Tay (Melody):Can I ask them do I have I have one more joint I have one more turn? Right?
Mac (Dolion):Yep. Actions, 4 to 5. Yep. Yep.
Tay (Melody):So can I investigate with the guards that are cheering for me about my background?
Mac (Dolion):Who am I?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. What are you gonna ask them?
Tay (Melody):Do you know anything about me, I guess? I wanna know, if they know where I'm from.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. I'm sorry, ma'am. I've never mentioned before in my life.
Tay (Melody):Okay. Cool.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You seem like a great person. Thank you for killing the monster. You seem like a
Tay (Melody):It's cool.
Jenn (Mara):No. My you're not my thighs.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So It's
Mac (Dolion):what I do. What? You
Eric (Dr. Awesome):put cage on? The nudist, you actually took down the light.
Mac (Dolion):I mean, the barbarian ain't doing shit, though.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, shots fired.
Tay (Melody):Shots fired. And that was that was the last question I could ask them. Right? That was it?
Mac (Dolion):Was that your last I have
Eric (Dr. Awesome):one more one more
Tay (Melody):one more. Okay. Can I go can yeah? Can I investigate to see where where my buddy friend went? Machitus?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You wanna try Machitus? Machitus?
Tay (Melody):Like, can, last time, like, Jen had, like, some like, she could see, like, tracks or whatever to see where they went. Like, the werewolf or whatever. Right? The text motion? Well, they're already are they still there?
Tay (Melody):Are they gone?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The city and it's cobblestone, you're probably not gonna get much of cracks.
Tay (Melody):Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But go ahead and roll your chance to proceed to see if you see which way they went further down the and I'll pick it.
Tay (Melody):Is that just the
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What were your chance to proceed negative 10 because there's a lot of people? Chaos.
Tay (Melody):Right. My chance to perceive is 75, so I have 65. And I rolled a 10.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. You see that the the last you see is 2 of the graphic rafter or the group descending in these stairs over here that I've I focused on. Did did that show up on the screen
Tay (Melody):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):For you?
Tay (Melody):Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. You see there's 2 of them closing a a steel gate that kinda bars this entrance, and then they they go they just sit in the stairs. Out of the 2 that were there, though, one of them, you kinda you feel like you kinda saw him before, but he's not one of the he's not one of the hooded guys. You wanna try a chance to know what who he was?
Tay (Melody):Sure.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Wanna recognize him?
Mac (Dolion):That'd go.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll the 2 tens.
Tay (Melody):50.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Good job. I will show you the idiots.
Mac (Dolion):Can we all see or not? Because Jen's gonna look anyway. She's a rebel. That was rebel scab.
Jenn (Mara):Nice.
Tay (Melody):Oh, wait. Is the count as a win so I can count that as, like, I killed the fucking thing?
Mac (Dolion):Go ahead and put a body on your,
Jenn (Mara):Hell, yeah.
Tay (Melody):A whole ass fucking dragon.
Mac (Dolion):Everybody has a body on them except,
Jenn (Mara):It's a boyfriend.
Mac (Dolion):And? There's a
Jenn (Mara):difference between dragons and boyfriend, sir.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):That's the dude you see closing the gate locked in. He said
Mac (Dolion):everybody has a body except you. You have
Tay (Melody):He looks ominous as fuck. Okay.
Jenn (Mara):Alright.
Mac (Dolion):Kill them. No. I'm playing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Just kill them all.
Tay (Melody):Well, that's the end of my turn. That's it.
Jenn (Mara):Do you have a you
Mac (Dolion):have a widow's peak? You gotta go. Yep.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Into your turn. Alright. You're What you got?
Jenn (Mara):Beast of your hairstyle alone. Let's be evil.
Mac (Dolion):You include that in your style? No. Don't be killing everybody out here. No.
Jenn (Mara):No. Dodge him.
Mac (Dolion):Full counter. It's my whole it's my it's my repertoire. Don't fight him. He's just gonna dodge
Jenn (Mara):and counter you.
Mac (Dolion):Nobody makes me do my own blood. He's watching wrestling.
Jenn (Mara):You're muted.
Kately (Machitis):I'm sorry. Roman just retained. My bad. I'm I'm celebrating.
Mac (Dolion):Well, you knew that because he's gonna fight the rock at WrestleMania, bro.
Kately (Machitis):But it's better because he has the
Jenn (Mara):belt.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):To be the people's.
Mac (Dolion):But, yeah. It's your turn, my boy.
Kately (Machitis):Alright. Let's roll.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Everything's kinda settling down. You know, people are just, you know, kinda coming back to their senses instead of just running around.
Jenn (Mara):That's scary.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Guard trying to police up dead bodies and whatnot.
Kately (Machitis):Question. Can I ask Melody
Jenn (Mara):Okay?
Kately (Machitis):Who that guy was?
Mac (Dolion):Who's that guy? Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Do you recognize him, Melody?
Mac (Dolion):He's that guy. Let me look at my You guys
Eric (Dr. Awesome):have, stuff that you're
Mac (Dolion):Do do do. That's true.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You your materials.
Tay (Melody):Like the MPC list?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):There you go.
Tay (Melody):250 experience points. Okay. Alright. He is Philon Vistar.
Jenn (Mara):Very good.
Tay (Melody):That motherfucker. He is, he is 6 foot 4, and he weighs all of 204 pounds. He is 52. He is a priest and a warden. He's an advisor.
Tay (Melody):And he's human.
Kately (Machitis):And he's what?
Tay (Melody):Human.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So
Jenn (Mara):He's only human. With
Eric (Dr. Awesome):everything getting cleared up, you noticed that the veteran night and Raylena are asking people to come over here. They've got a a a priest and a a warden that are over there trying to heal up the duchess. The duchess seems like he's doing good. Whatever was causing her
Jenn (Mara):ailment seems to be gone.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Brittany is already saying thank you to you guys and that big barbarian dude with it. They turned to stone. She's she appreciate she says the the world family owes you a debt. I would definitely make or pay you for the services you provided tonight. You saved many lives.
Tay (Melody):In coin?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yes. So she points over to the veteran knight, the older guy. Look
Mac (Dolion):at that guy
Eric (Dr. Awesome):with solder, paper hair and stuff. He carries a hammer. He walks over, and he thanks each of you, and, well, you gotta
Mac (Dolion):Not your boy.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. But, he comes over and gives each of you a small pouch of gold pieces. After checking through it, you guys you guys asked me his 25 gold. He says thank you for your assistance for, you know, saved lives, and I I appreciate it. If you need my mail ever, you can come by the, the keep and ask.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Oh, my apologies. My name is let me look it up.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):This is I'm, sir Faulkner, Gideon Faulkner. If you need anything, come by to Keith, and I'll do my best to help you.
Mac (Dolion):Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You see the, there's a heavyset guy wearing more imperial kind clothing, and it's standing there, the mister commander vendor guy.
Jenn (Mara):And he's, like, sir, Faulkner is only
Eric (Dr. Awesome):a commander's name. I'm the real commander here. If you need something, you come and see me in my 3 or 4th.
Tay (Melody):I am the cobra commander.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. He's on my,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What is his name? Just thanks you guys and said, you saved my mother's life. If there's ever anything I could do, I I'm brilliant headed to you.
Tay (Melody):So does
Jenn (Mara):that mean that for
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Ralina, Sir Gideon. But that just can't really answer anything right now because she's recovering. Oh, go ahead, Melanie.
Tay (Melody):So if 3 of us got gold, that means that we have officially met Mara?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. Yeah. Well, Mara's standing here. You still know who she you guys can introduce each other now. I mean, all 3 of
Kately (Machitis):you. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Battle's over. You're standing kind of face to face.
Kately (Machitis):Hello.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Give a description, something. Tell us a little bit about yourselves. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Favorite color? Chipotle or Mose.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Which one? That's a lot about Moe's. Because I prefer Chipotle. When they say hello to Moe or welcome to Moe's, it feels forced.
Kately (Machitis):Hello. I am a Mercedes from Dura Village.
Jenn (Mara):Whose turn is it? Oh, wait. Wait. Where's mine?
Tay (Melody):We're introducing ourselves
Eric (Dr. Awesome):to Hey.
Jenn (Mara):Introducing us. He's talking.
Mac (Dolion):Well okay. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. He's introducing himself.
Jenn (Mara):I'm gonna introduce him myself.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I will come back. I I've gotta get a drink. I know where
Kately (Machitis):to choose. I'm Machidas. I'm from Dura Village.
Mac (Dolion):I think that.
Kately (Machitis):I am trying to get to the temple, ultimately. And, if I can get to Kiris, that would be
Tay (Melody):So he introduced himself. My name is Melody. I'm not really sure where I'm from. But I just killed a fucking wire in. You're welcome.
Tay (Melody):Yeah.
Mac (Dolion):Thank you. Oh, touche. I like it.
Jenn (Mara):Right on. Right on.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You guys introducing yourselves? Yep.
Mac (Dolion):Well, Melody and, the cheetahs. The cheetahs has, but Mara is being And,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Mara, you're not
Kately (Machitis):Ma'am, what is your name?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You definitely sense your thing right in here. This
Jenn (Mara):this little courtyard area
Eric (Dr. Awesome):is what what you've been sensing all night.
Jenn (Mara):Can I tell where it's from? I'll
Eric (Dr. Awesome):create 5 meter area.
Kately (Machitis):Why can't she tell where she's from?
Mac (Dolion):She's looking at notes and stuff. She's following the rules. Or she's, like, super inquisitive. We're out here just, like, how do I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Get one over on these clues.
Mac (Dolion):Answer the question.
Jenn (Mara):Can I can I
Tay (Melody):can I roll my pants to the text?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Where are they?
Mac (Dolion):I'm low key Batman out here. Where is she?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Where is she?
Tay (Melody):My mom's name is Mark.
Mac (Dolion):There's a whole dragon out here, bro. Why
Eric (Dr. Awesome):did you Where is she? Where is
Mac (Dolion):she?
Tay (Melody):Meanwhile, I'm over here fucking casting fire and shit. That's fine.
Mac (Dolion):There's stone men killing priest out here. Where's the wife?
Jenn (Mara):Where's my wife? I don't give
Kately (Machitis):a damn about these people died.
Jenn (Mara):Can you just go run? Can I roll my chance to receive magic?
Mac (Dolion):Just receive magic? Oh.
Kately (Machitis):What are you rolling for?
Mac (Dolion):Hey. She'll let you know in a bit, bro.
Jenn (Mara):I got it. I
Kately (Machitis):don't like this.
Mac (Dolion):She's not fighting y'all. What y'all talking about?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But what she's been trick trick tracking down this energy is coming from a female bar standing right next to you.
Jenn (Mara):Can I Melody?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):And their amulet is illuminated.
Jenn (Mara):My amulet's illuminated? Yeah. Is it still beneath my clothes so I can see it?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You can feel the energy in it, though.
Jenn (Mara):I can? Yep. I will make eye contact with her and kinda glance around a little bit. I'll reduce myself and say my name is Mara.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. Do it. Do it. You guys do it.
Jenn (Mara):I did. My name is Mara.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):Why did you kill the Wyvern?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):My name is Mud. So
Tay (Melody):and I'm going to respond with the fact that I killed the Wyvern because it looked like it was, a danger and a threat to the civilians that were around and I'm
Mac (Dolion):Civilians?
Tay (Melody):I'm here for the people.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Good talk.
Mac (Dolion):What the
Jenn (Mara):fuck is going on?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):For the people, by the people, by the
Mac (Dolion):people. I
Jenn (Mara):will I'll walk away from her and I'll walk up to the Wyvern's body and, cast a speak with the dead.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay.
Kately (Machitis):Woah. Why why are we doing this?
Jenn (Mara):Why are we raising dead animals this is
Mac (Dolion):not she's not raising it. She's just talking to it. She's not the ice cream. No.
Kately (Machitis):What's my run percentage? Because if this motherfucker Not
Mac (Dolion):the ice kid. Who's the dude? The fucking The night
Jenn (Mara):The night king. Yeah. I am not the night king.
Kately (Machitis):I got 35 run. Where do you think moves, I'm out.
Jenn (Mara):Say for speak possess.
Kately (Machitis):That's my first action.
Mac (Dolion):Said 35 run.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You can ask 2 questions, but they gotta be real basic. Fire runs are not very smart. They're like earthworms.
Jenn (Mara):Who imprisoned you? Who imprisoned you? Who, me?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. The Wyron.
Tay (Melody):The Wyron.
Mac (Dolion):Are you in jail?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The man with lost the book wearing red.
Tay (Melody):The man with the book
Eric (Dr. Awesome):wearing red. The older human with the book wearing red.
Mac (Dolion):Check out this n p c list.
Tay (Melody):This is like what I did. They don't know nobody has a book.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I don't.
Mac (Dolion):I mean, there's a couple. I'll be like
Tay (Melody):Oh, wait. No. There is.
Jenn (Mara):Whoever this is. Do you have families that you want me to contact?
Mac (Dolion):Alright. Do
Eric (Dr. Awesome):you see a vision of this, a nest near near a cave? It's above a cave cave area. There's 2 exit in.
Jenn (Mara):Can I tell where it's from from the vision?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll your chance, to your But I'm a show regret. Negative 10%. I don't like that. Now we can't your skills other side.
Mac (Dolion):We can't understand. We're not hearing this stuff that she's hearing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):She looks like a crazy person to you. She's over there, like you guys are like, man, that shit's
Mac (Dolion):I will say, but since we're where magic exists, we know what the fuck going on.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You should have the other dirt in a case you know.
Mac (Dolion):Cool. I already know my next move.
Kately (Machitis):This is way above my pay grade.
Mac (Dolion):Wait till it's my turn. Watch this shit.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Run. Nope. Watch.
Tay (Melody):Why the fuck did we introduce ourselves to this lady? Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You probably will.
Kately (Machitis):I don't know. I'm regretting this immediately.
Mac (Dolion):Y'all too into that team building shit, bro.
Jenn (Mara):Can I hold my
Tay (Melody):So does this mean that your turn is stopped? Please.
Jenn (Mara):Oh.
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. Because I just introduced myself, and all hell broke loose. Like, she's talking to the fucking dead animal.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's still you guys can still do stuff. It's kinda like a non acting mode.
Mac (Dolion):They're not a
Tay (Melody):Night.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Combat situation. So
Jenn (Mara):Can I roll my monster creature award to know if there's, like, anything special that Wyverns do when Martha's dies?
Kately (Machitis):Can I ask her why she's doing this?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Our older ones will usually leave a horn, like, part there's break the horn or something before they go off to die. They'll break the horn and leave it at their nesting ground for the next generation to know that it was part of their family.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. No. We don't do that. Okay.
Kately (Machitis):This is fucking roots for evil shit. Like, why are we do why are we doing this? What is going on?
Jenn (Mara):So, do I do I break the horn off?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):Okay. I'll break the horn off and see if you get my cycle. Okay. And I'll I'll follow why I heard her in a rest. I'll go check I'll check-in your end.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Then knight comes over to your direction, Golion.
Jenn (Mara):Mhmm.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Right? And he see you know, he's like, let me help the judge. Thank you for saving him.
Mac (Dolion):Now I'm a hold on to him.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He's like, yeah. I think he's dying.
Mac (Dolion):That's cool. I just saw somebody talk to a dead animal.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I have to try
Jenn (Mara):to gauge it.
Mac (Dolion):If you touch this man, I will kill you.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Brown. Can
Kately (Machitis):I introduce myself to him?
Mac (Dolion):To who?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll 210s and see if you know notice what's going on. Yeah. Go ahead. Me?
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. You.
Kately (Machitis):Okay. Cool. Because Jesus Christ.
Tay (Melody):I wanna introduce myself to nobody anymore.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Willy go over here killing him.
Mac (Dolion):I only killed 2 people, bro, and because they came
Jenn (Mara):back 45.
Kately (Machitis):I got 45.
Mac (Dolion):He said,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Now you definitely see the interaction going on here. And, sir Gideon is trying to get to the the judge who seems to be dying. And, some guy, you touch him, I'll kill you.
Mac (Dolion):I need answers.
Kately (Machitis):Can I investigate?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You can walk over there. Yeah. Who give you a fuck?
Kately (Machitis):Let me
Tay (Melody):not stent.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Make a pile of bodies right here.
Jenn (Mara):Take out wilding the fuck out. Look. Can I, can I interrogate and negotiate?
Mac (Dolion):You wanna interrogate me?
Kately (Machitis):Yes. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Roll that for you. I don't even
Jenn (Mara):know what
Eric (Dr. Awesome):the fuck this is. A lot of sap. Okay.
Mac (Dolion):Go ahead. Go ahead.
Kately (Machitis):25.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Alright, guys.
Jenn (Mara):Sir Benio says, okay. I I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I will back off. He's like, you'll get more answers out of them alive. Just wanted to give you that information.
Kately (Machitis):Who is he saying that?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I have no love for the man either. He's part of the imperial alliance.
Mac (Dolion):He's talking to you.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. He's talking to you. Oh. His when Machidas came up and Negos, like, hey. Gideon decided to back off and he said, hey.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You'll get more out of him alive. But he's like, I don't care really about him because he's part of the hero. Okay. He's like, you know, I'm just trying to save his life. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):That's just part of his stake is easy.
Mac (Dolion):You've already started to talk to the dead man.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Lost him.
Mac (Dolion):So I'm like, I know she talked to dead people, like, Helly Joan Halsmith from fucking big sense over here. I just take dead people. So I'm a just look at Gideon and be like, I'm not letting him go. If you want him, you're gonna have to fight.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He says, I hold no no wool for you. He he says, I'm just here for. But he ain't over here. Want if you don't want interference, and he looks over at the commander vendor guy, the imperials, he said, I'd get out of here with him. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He's like, I belong to their military. It's not my problem. Cool.
Kately (Machitis):I have to intervene.
Mac (Dolion):Machidas is over here. Right? Yeah. What do you got, Machidas? Yep.
Kately (Machitis):I have to intervene.
Mac (Dolion):Uh-huh.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Both of you roll a 10 sided dive for initiative. You should have a bonus to initiative if you need it, but roll your 1 10 sided eye.
Mac (Dolion):That's my initiative.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Melody, your new friend is over there about to looks like he's squaring up for a fight.
Tay (Melody):I wanna go talk to Mara. I wanna go talk to her.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):That problem. Bonus. It.
Mac (Dolion):I like it. Mhmm.
Jenn (Mara):Well, the bonus I missed it.
Tay (Melody):Divide and conquer.
Jenn (Mara):For song.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I like it.
Jenn (Mara):Should I
Mac (Dolion):initial. Right? Bonus finish? There's no bonus finish.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Who made these damn character sheets?
Mac (Dolion):I mean, if you wanna talk, we can talk.
Jenn (Mara):You know what I'm saying?
Kately (Machitis):Let's talk.
Mac (Dolion):I ain't here to tell you about my life and stuff. Okay. I got a 30.
Tay (Melody):Nice.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Just just one. So you got a free day.
Kately (Machitis):I got a 4.
Mac (Dolion):How's this supposed to roll the the single?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. Just roll 1. Okay. Both you guys just roll 1.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. Yep.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. 3 or 4. So you get first action here, but she does whatever you wanna do.
Kately (Machitis):I wanna negotiate.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Going over the top tomorrow.
Tay (Melody):Is it playing a song?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Well, you got
Mac (Dolion):What do you want in the negotiation?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You don't need to roll for that. You gotta act the talk.
Mac (Dolion):What what do you want?
Tay (Melody):Well, the 2
Mac (Dolion):of them
Tay (Melody):are clumping.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. We'll we'll have our convo, then we'll let, Mara and Melody talk.
Jenn (Mara):Meanwhile You're going against the crown. That's not it's not
Kately (Machitis):a good idea. Whatever you whatever it is you're trying to do, I need you to back off of it because there's powerful people up there, I know this from experience. So, whatever is going on, it's best for you to leave this judge alone because it's not going to serve your interests at all.
Mac (Dolion):And I would counter with, what business do you have dabbling in my affairs?
Kately (Machitis):I have none, but I see that you're starting trouble with the wrong people, and I'm inclined to tell you that it's not going to end well for you.
Mac (Dolion):And, I will say noted and be about my business as I carry the dead judge's body or the dying judge's body on my shoulder and walk towards the lady that just talked to the dead dynasty.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Did a nearby imperial soldiers see Mhmm. I'm gonna see how many years. 1. You got the add it to
Mac (Dolion):the add it to the list.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. He's like, drop the judge, sir.
Mac (Dolion):Negative. And I throw my throne dagger at him. I'll roll to him. We'll get to you guys' conversation. I'm just I'm just on a mission right now.
Tay (Melody):That's cool. That's cool.
Mac (Dolion):It's a 5.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Dagger goes right past the guy. That looks at 20. I'm gonna roll his morale. K?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Because this guy just watched all his friends stuff. Alright. So
Kately (Machitis):Is it okay if you don't say it?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):14. He's got a negative 2 because everything the shit's going down in his biopsy. Okay. He's like, deal with this. Sir, you are under arrest.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. He comes at you and swings, the story's gonna hit. And you gotta block or dodge or
Jenn (Mara):Dodge, bro.
Mac (Dolion):Alright, bro. It's the 20 again?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):No. If you did.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. What's it look like? 96.
Mac (Dolion):Oh. Double damage.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. If he catches you, you gotta roll your, neg your physical resistance negative 15%.
Mac (Dolion):Is that the
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Might have been knocked out. Again? Yeah. It'd be tens. 80.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh. Front page. And then Free front.
Mac (Dolion):Physical But I'm up here at 86.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):86. So negative 15. You did 71.
Mac (Dolion):22. Let's go.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, he got it.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. So you're awake, but you got you got cleaved to the butt blade. So now you're You did 22? 28.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, I was close, bro.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Then you got the bleeding wound from your the arrow. You got this. Mhmm. You're bleeding you're bleeding not too you're not bleeding too bad, but I mean c. You're about 44175 damage.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):How much life force do you have? Okay. Well, you're about bro.
Mac (Dolion):Bring that shit. Let's go.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's your turn. He only gets one action.
Mac (Dolion):That's what I'm saying. So the thrower dagger didn't work. He's within range now, I assume?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):Oh,
Mac (Dolion):then, we picking up Swift Edge. Okay. And we are going with
Jenn (Mara):the oh, shit. The
Mac (Dolion):5 times? I think this is pretty no, we're gonna go with we're gonna go with the grapple and pierce. Okay. So 20 side? Oopsie.
Mac (Dolion):Yep. Oh, let me make sure. Nope. Somebody moved by 20.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):13. Okay. You hit it. He's gonna try to dodge. He got into 55.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I think he has a negative 10, so he has 45% chance. Hey. 7. He's like, oh, this guy's doing pretty good for a notebook.
Jenn (Mara):Can you say it like a bitch?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But he he can't count. His counter's too heavy.
Mac (Dolion):He don't have the counter?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He does. He's still here.
Mac (Dolion):That's what I got. I got that what was that? Two actions for me? Yeah. I threw a dagger.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. That's a dagger. I used a defensive action pool. Oh, let's do a throat slash. That sounds nice.
Jenn (Mara):That's savage.
Mac (Dolion):He's gotta go. What? He's gotta go. So Throat Slash, I think it's the 20 side. Right?
Jenn (Mara):Yep.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Be out here.
Mac (Dolion):17. Oh. Get out the game, bro. Body. Alright.
Mac (Dolion):So, yeah. Throat Slash, a 100 plus a 100 damage, 10% critical, over 18 chance to decapitate, 15%.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, you're
Mac (Dolion):Plus 15%.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. He's laying on the ground.
Tay (Melody):Oh, never mind.
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. We don't need the over
Jenn (Mara):door. Yes.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You're good.
Mac (Dolion):We don't do that here. So, now that he's dead, I continue to walk towards the, woman who talked to the dead web.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Melody Marr, you guys broke your
Mac (Dolion):Go ahead and have your conversation, ladies.
Tay (Melody):Okay. So
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yep. Melody comes walking up to you.
Tay (Melody):Yes. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say, hi, Mara. We just introduced ourselves. You didn't really say much about anything. You asked me why
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I,
Tay (Melody):killed or or why I killed this wyren. Like, why does it why does it matter to you?
Jenn (Mara):Because he was shackle.
Tay (Melody):Okay. So did you not care about the other people in this square? What?
Jenn (Mara):Not at all.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Oh, I like that.
Tay (Melody):Okay.
Jenn (Mara):That animal was shackled and not acting within its own. So to me the best way to handle the situation which is by reflection of you was to try to free the animal first.
Tay (Melody):Well, the animal was free. His shackles were broken. He flew over here.
Jenn (Mara):He or she wasn't.
Mac (Dolion):Woman, thou art loose.
Kately (Machitis):Melody, let's get the fuck out of here.
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. Where are you?
Tay (Melody):I don't have to answer you.
Jenn (Mara):What? Oh. You're more than this bard. Uh-oh. I can tell.
Tay (Melody):Why? Why can you tell?
Jenn (Mara):I can sense it.
Tay (Melody):What are you sensing?
Jenn (Mara):Something other.
Tay (Melody):What do you mean by other?
Jenn (Mara):I don't know yet.
Tay (Melody):Okay. I'm
Jenn (Mara):not powerful enough in the little thing.
Tay (Melody):Okay.
Jenn (Mara):Why did you kill the Wyvern besides protecting these humans?
Kately (Machitis):I don't like this conversation.
Tay (Melody):I already told you why I did. I saw people that were in danger and I wanted to protect them.
Jenn (Mara):The Wyvern has eggs. That's how it's controlled.
Tay (Melody):Well, that's sad. We should we should go, go protect those eggs then.
Jenn (Mara):We should. That's why I forgot the Wyvern's form. That's how it pees. It shakes back some dust.
Tay (Melody):I have no other questions.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. It
Mac (Dolion):was this court. No further questions. You're all good.
Kately (Machitis):Let us get out of here.
Jenn (Mara):I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna fight this. We're dealing with a fight like that.
Tay (Melody):Are you are you did you walk over? Are you over here now? The last time I heard you were okay.
Kately (Machitis):Yeah. Because he he he went and fought.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You just threw through a good 3 year altogether, and now, Goliad is there too. Yeah. Because I'm here to talk tomorrow. I'm here
Jenn (Mara):to talk tomorrow.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The soldiers are kinda carting off what's remaining at the Wyvern except for the horn that she took. So you gotta understand here. You do notice that there's, 3 other individuals there that standing around neck right near you guys. They seem to just be watching your guys' interactions.
Kately (Machitis):Listen.
Jenn (Mara):What are they wearing?
Kately (Machitis):I told this guy.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):1 is wearing, Syspeasants probably give us a a shoulder bag on, a blue vest, light blue vest, the white tunic. And then, the other guy is
Mac (Dolion):Oops.
Jenn (Mara):They're listening to us? Yep. Mhmm. I mean,
Mac (Dolion):we're all in the same thing.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Stands here, but he comments in in ancient. Just says, all life is precious. The one on your shoulder is dying.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, I'm aware.
Jenn (Mara):Do you want me to
Kately (Machitis):Listen. I told this guy, I
Mac (Dolion):told him,
Kately (Machitis):I told him, don't fight, let it go. This guy just said all life is precious, which is virtually identical what the crazy woman over here is talking about. You need to get
Jenn (Mara):out of here.
Mac (Dolion):I'm just bringing him over here.
Jenn (Mara):Go ahead.
Tay (Melody):Just might look at, Jolion and ask him who the fuck are you? Like, I have
Mac (Dolion):to talk to him. None of your concern. Nobody that you should be concerned with.
Tay (Melody):Okay. So I'm not gonna get to know your name. Alright. Cool. Cool.
Tay (Melody):Cool. Cool. Cool. Alright.
Jenn (Mara):Here we go. I'm out
Mac (Dolion):here I'm out here trying to get answers right now. I'm out here getting answers.
Tay (Melody):Alright. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go walk away. I'm gonna go look at that gate, that old dude locked up to go investigate that. That's where my, mindset is now gonna go because I'm not getting anywhere over here. Okay.
Tay (Melody):I'm walking away.
Mac (Dolion):Alright. The the the one
Eric (Dr. Awesome):guy that I had put up there to share, he looked at Machitus and he says that, impressive fighting skills, but he says it in ancient. I don't know. Machitus, do you speak English?
Kately (Machitis):Yes. I do. And I say thank you. Okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):In ancient? Oh, you speak it a 100%. Damn. You good.
Mac (Dolion):How do you say it?
Kately (Machitis):Most watching is lie.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):There it is. Live test.
Mac (Dolion):What's
Jenn (Mara):Watsaka? I'm gonna follow the He
Eric (Dr. Awesome):said, are you with the,
Mac (Dolion):You're following Caitlyn? You No. I'm
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You at the bar?
Jenn (Mara):With Melody.
Mac (Dolion):So Natalie has a stalker now? The disrespect, she comes over here. Alright. I pick my hand up.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He's got a he's speaking of a cheetah, and he says, are you with the bar?
Kately (Machitis):Am I with who?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The the feet the woman walking towards that gated stairwell.
Kately (Machitis):Yes. We have become friends in this short amount of time.
Mac (Dolion):Friends?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. I accompany
Kately (Machitis):you. What is your reasoning for accompanying me?
Mac (Dolion):What does everybody talk like?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I believe she is looking for someone that I was looking for.
Jenn (Mara):Within your purpose for following. Basically, see who?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):A dancer that was
Mac (Dolion):here. Oh.
Kately (Machitis):Who is it that you sing?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Name Lelia.
Mac (Dolion):Let's see how bad Lelia was.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Her name is Lelia. She was a dick. She was one of the entertainers on the stage.
Kately (Machitis):That name sounds familiar.
Mac (Dolion):A. I follow Laelia too, bro. If I wasn't married, though.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You're a widower now. So it's like or are you? Hey. Hey. Was the judge lying?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Was he telling the truth?
Mac (Dolion):Find out on the next.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Next week. I can't wait for next week. And then 3:30 star. Single punches thrown. They just kinda stare at each other.
Jenn (Mara):I'll I'll call Melody. Okay. You can whine and tell her I'll follow you and you're gonna taste this horn to pay respects to the Wyvern and we'll collect the eggs. That was her eggs.
Kately (Machitis):The guy cannot you cannot follow me. You cannot go with me. There's already too much trouble on this horizon.
Jenn (Mara):Dude, can I,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Understood? Just wherever Mara goes, I'm following her when he's
Mac (Dolion):dead dude over my shoulder.
Jenn (Mara):So Do I know this dude? Can I roll my hands for a call?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):For what?
Jenn (Mara):This dude. Do I know him? Okay. Go ahead, bro.
Mac (Dolion):The one who says life is precious? 65.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Earlier, the spellbreak was done by that guy. You can tell the magic signature. He broke this the parrot. Oh, fuck that.
Jenn (Mara):Awesome. What's your name?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):But he's already meeting. Because he was talking
Jenn (Mara):to Machida, and Machida said he can't follow. Oh, you're open. Come with us.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He he seems like he doesn't hear you, and he just walking. Remember, he's only speaking ancient.
Jenn (Mara):Can I speak ancient?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I don't
Jenn (Mara):know. Yes. I can. I'll speak at you.
Mac (Dolion):I need you to speak it.
Jenn (Mara):Oh. Into the moon. 0. Okay. You yell out, what do you say?
Jenn (Mara):What's your name?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Or come
Jenn (Mara):with us? Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):What's your what's your social interaction?
Jenn (Mara):Okay. Is that right? Mhmm.
Tay (Melody):Next to the
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Charisma. Okay. He turns around and walks in that direct in your direction. Says, how can I, assist you?
Jenn (Mara):You helped me. Will you continue to help?
Mac (Dolion):As well put it out
Kately (Machitis):like that. If you want your ass whooped, you are luck.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):If your path leads in the same direction as mine, then yes.
Mac (Dolion):Agreed. Fuck you up. I'm off. If
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I'll follow you.
Jenn (Mara):What's your name?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Kenshiro.
Jenn (Mara):Kenshiro? Welcome.
Mac (Dolion):He's a samurai.
Tay (Melody):Can I ask him at this point, since he's near me, what his quest is? Why he wants to join us?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Let me see. Do you speak ancient?
Tay (Melody):Shit. No. Disregard.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Well, you can try in common and see if he speaks common.
Tay (Melody):Okay. I'll try in common.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Nice. Okay. Alright. He just stares at you.
Tay (Melody):Can I talk to Mara in common and then ask her to ask him?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. You can ask her to talk
Kately (Machitis):to Mara. To me in common and I I can ask.
Jenn (Mara):Oh, you see how they just
Mac (Dolion):they don't even they don't you you saved her life. She ain't even fucking with you, bro. Well, he said what I'm saying? You crack your jaws.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Go in to, like, stir the pot things like machina. You know, you're gonna hate each other.
Mac (Dolion):Hey. Roll with your boy. Hey. Come roll with your boy, man.
Tay (Melody):Alright. I'll look at
Eric (Dr. Awesome):for Melody. Okay.
Mac (Dolion):He said, I speak ancient. Can you help me, Greg? I am new.
Kately (Machitis):Alright. I'm useful.
Mac (Dolion):I have nipples.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Can you milk me? He says that he he's looking for a a prep for his Lance. She was dance she was a a she has partnered with your friend, Leilia.
Tay (Melody):Oh, I will then continue talking to Melody since she already translated for me, and tell Melody that or correction, tell Mara that, we were actually on our way to go get Lila, and she is over by this staircase. Do you have ill intent and ask her to translate once again?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. He just tells he Kenshiro tells Ju Mara that, he would like to accompany you, but he's already told your friend or the other gentleman, Machidis, that he would not follow. And he says, I don't want to offend your your part your other members of your party.
Jenn (Mara):You've fallen with me.
Tay (Melody):Well, it's a conflict of interest because Matuidas is both me. He ain't leaving my side. He saved me.
Jenn (Mara):I told him it's not a concern. We fall on the same path for now. Let us work together.
Kately (Machitis):How in how much of the interest is for you, Melody? If it if it serves your purpose, then I will help.
Tay (Melody):No. I'm just here to help everybody's, mutual goal. I'm here to look for my friend, who got kidnapped. So I'm trying to go help her. Like, I'm trying to go get her because, we were hanging out earlier, and I feel some type of way, like, I need to follow her.
Tay (Melody):I don't need this man, but our goals are somewhat similar.
Jenn (Mara):So I'm just else to find the eggs.
Kately (Machitis):Then I shall follow.
Mac (Dolion):Alright.
Tay (Melody):What you doing?
Mac (Dolion):I'm carrying this person, and I'm just following I'm trying to follow the woman that talks to the dead people, and she keeps walking and traveling everywhere I'm trying not to be.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So I approach Mara. Excuse me. Yeah. Carry the dead guy for you.
Mac (Dolion):I walk over to the dead dragon. You walk over there. I'm just, oh my god. You know? Follow you over to this this this group of people, and I ask you, can you please ask this person where my wife is?
Jenn (Mara):Yes, he did. Almost.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. Kenshiro steps in. He he takes some stuff out of his bag. It's bandages. He's like, you're bleeding very bad.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):For me? Yeah. Because he got arrow in there.
Mac (Dolion):I appreciate you.
Tay (Melody):He's like What about my head?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You should tend your boobs.
Jenn (Mara):Let me can I, can I use my? He's still alive. Right? The judge? Yeah.
Jenn (Mara):Can I use my?
Mac (Dolion):Yeah. What the fuck is that?
Tay (Melody):As I said, let me talk
Jenn (Mara):to him. Let me talk
Eric (Dr. Awesome):to him.
Mac (Dolion):But then you walked away. Let me talk to him. Get these eggs to the mountain.
Kately (Machitis):Oh, let me talk to you.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Me too.
Jenn (Mara):He's he's got a negative 20% to his resistance. Okay. What do you need?
Tay (Melody):What do
Jenn (Mara):you wanna ask him?
Mac (Dolion):Where is my wife? Where is this man's wife?
Jenn (Mara):Okay. I'll ask him.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):She's in, well, I gotta look at his name. It's the sultan, sultan Bolton? Oh my god.
Jenn (Mara):I'm sorry, Julian. You were chasing me all around the courtyard.
Mac (Dolion):2 with a dead cat.
Jenn (Mara):Just like a 3 quarters dead body.
Mac (Dolion):Dude bleed it all over
Jenn (Mara):my shit. Sir.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Al Saad Din. No. Sohman Azir of Al Saad Din is where is
Jenn (Mara):he she's being held in one of his,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):acts of.
Mac (Dolion):What's the name again?
Jenn (Mara):Al Sadin.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yeah. It's the place, and it's Sultan Azir. It's in Armenia. It was sold to him.
Jenn (Mara):What? As a slave?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Yes. As property.
Tay (Melody):Same.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The sultan likes to keep a a very large menagerie of concubines.
Tay (Melody):So you coming or not? You coming on with our journey? You staying?
Mac (Dolion):Not if y'all ain't doing the fucking, whatever the fuck this shit is.
Tay (Melody):How long
Jenn (Mara):ago is this?
Mac (Dolion):Oh, she's single.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Just over a year, she was in recovery until then. She put up a big fight. She's a skilled sword dancer.
Jenn (Mara):Would they have moved her?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):They had to wait.
Jenn (Mara):Where is there a secondary place where she had been moved?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):She will never leave that ivory tower. No.
Jenn (Mara):Who would have the, blueprints or the construction of the tower.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Sultan's nephew would probably be your best bet.
Jenn (Mara):What's his name? What? Aladar. Blueprint.
Mac (Dolion):Okay. Alright. Can I ask can I ask the judge? When I asked you this, you were just like, look at that. But now you're having a full fucking conversation about this shit.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He can't resist her.
Mac (Dolion):Oh, okay.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):She he has to do whatever she says until he dies.
Mac (Dolion):Well played. Continue.
Jenn (Mara):How does one become a concubine?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You selected by this ultimate.
Jenn (Mara):What did you look for?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Beauty in a vagina.
Jenn (Mara):Hello? Beauty and the spider. Do you want me to let him go? Do you want me to continue to speak
Mac (Dolion):to him? No. Continue to talk to this man, please. I will give you one of my terms.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He owes you a debt? Kenshiro asks.
Mac (Dolion):Does he owe me a debt? 100% he owes me a debt.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Kenshiro steps in between you and he does some kind of symbol above it and hits him in the forehead. And then you notice that he's dead. He's he's good, done, and gone. But then he turns towards towards you, and he does the same, like, another symbol
Mac (Dolion):Heals me.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Points you. And he's he's like, you have his soul for now.
Tay (Melody):Oh, so you can, like, talk with him whenever?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):You can carry it with you. Okay.
Tay (Melody):Because you can get rid of the dead body.
Jenn (Mara):What's that?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. Go ahead and drop him.
Mac (Dolion):Drop the body though. Right? Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Dropping. 30. The body is nothing now but a a a body hot.
Jenn (Mara):I got a 30.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. It's pure of magic. It's basically the easterners in the in their empire. Instead of, like, you have Aldi, which are usually considered monsters or demons amongst the easterners. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):The spirit folk are born from different port parts of nature. They can be from an element. They could be from an animal. But because of that, they walk that very like
Mac (Dolion):do you remember He's next to his foot.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Do you remember in Avatar where Aang went to the spirit realm because he's part, like, he can he can walk both realms?
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. Yeah.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Spirit folk in the the eastern realm, he's they're not they're not human. They look human, but they're one with that particular spirit range. Like, you know how the Japanese have, different oni that can be an oni of the river, oni of the trees, only the the same thing for spirit folk. So it depends on what they are, but they can they they're between the 2. They can walk between the 2.
Tay (Melody):So he's technically
Jenn (Mara):Like a We're folding the portal right now, but Yeah. I
Eric (Dr. Awesome):out. Yeah. It's just a class. One of the classes that the Eastern Empire has that the serenity Empire has.
Jenn (Mara):He did he just did you a solid dude.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):He's a wicked man.
Mac (Dolion):But y'all see why I was such an asshole. Right? Y'all y'all picking up what I'm putting down?
Tay (Melody):Oh, for sure.
Jenn (Mara):Yeah. Be too as someone took I'm
Tay (Melody):not saying that you have any wrongdoing
Kately (Machitis):You have you have every right to
Mac (Dolion):do that. Okay. I was about to start using my, voice of vengeance. Don't worry about what I'm doing what I'm doing.
Tay (Melody):So will are you are you gonna talk to us now? Are you gonna introduce yourself? Are you still not gonna talk to us?
Mac (Dolion):If y'all ain't going to, alpha alpha d.
Tay (Melody):All sudden.
Mac (Dolion):Be. Yeah. I can't I can't you know, I got places to be.
Jenn (Mara):I have a idea.
Mac (Dolion):I mean, if the dragon egg quest is the separate direction
Tay (Melody):It's a wyron egg.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Okay. You need it.
Mac (Dolion):If the egg quest if what you guys have to do is in a different direction, I literally can't sit there and go with you guys knowing that my wife is in the situation where she's at.
Jenn (Mara):So
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Your wife
Kately (Machitis):If you help us, we will help you.
Jenn (Mara):Exactly.
Mac (Dolion):Do y'all need my help to drop off these Wyvern eggs? Y'all seem like you got it together.
Tay (Melody):No. We need your help because we need we need to get into this lock.
Jenn (Mara):And you see, like,
Tay (Melody):you have a particular skill set.
Mac (Dolion):My man is uppercutting jaws off people. He can't break the lock.
Jenn (Mara):80 1. Getting all that. You got I'd rather not use my strength.
Kately (Machitis):You're not we have your brains.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Alright. How much gold y'all got? Notice a strange No. I'll play. Alright.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I'll send it to you. Mhmm. Secret.
Mac (Dolion):Oh. It's your secret. I like this.
Jenn (Mara):That's more. Magical. You're magical.
Mac (Dolion):I'm a. So when I roll at the house
Jenn (Mara):I think so. I'm sure
Mac (Dolion):everything's We them. If it's not on Amazon or Target, I'm just like, bro, I guess I don't need it.
Jenn (Mara):It doesn't exist.
Mac (Dolion):That's wild. Walmart's like, we may have it.
Tay (Melody):Mhmm. At what aisle? I don't know. You gotta start.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Do I
Mac (Dolion):wanna do I wanna get robbed in the parking lot? Jesus. Get ahead of here.
Jenn (Mara):Can I ask what that is?
Mac (Dolion):Thievery in the Walmart parking lot? Oh, no. You're talking about
Jenn (Mara):Dirty diapers in the parking lot? It's more like it. Can I can I
Mac (Dolion):So, is my turn over? Because I I got what I needed, and now I have the soul of the judge in my satchel backpack.
Kately (Machitis):Pocket. Are you coming with us?
Mac (Dolion):I want I want it to, like, be floating around like a little face in a flame.
Jenn (Mara):Like the mirror. Hey, Dollyon.
Mac (Dolion):I'm able to have, like, a kid voice too. When I go like this, he pops up. Where the fuck's my wife?
Jenn (Mara):I don't know. She's there. I don't know. I don't know what she will. All too, tight.
Mac (Dolion):But,
Tay (Melody):but what if our quest like, we can help you with your quest? Like, we want you on our team to help us.
Mac (Dolion):It it's gonna be tough.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Do you need money?
Mac (Dolion):Because I really need like, my my driving force right now is to save my wife. There's, like, backstory, and I don't wanna just spill it all out now, but there's a reason.
Tay (Melody):Can I talk to Mara to see if we can hold off
Eric (Dr. Awesome):on the bill?
Mac (Dolion):To do the a? You have
Tay (Melody):to pass
Eric (Dr. Awesome):by the the east the east wind pass anyway.
Mac (Dolion):So if I ask you guys hold on.
Jenn (Mara):Can I can I have all my chance to proceed with that means?
Mac (Dolion):Which well, what means? Which what means?
Jenn (Mara):My secret message. Oh,
Eric (Dr. Awesome):okay. Alright. We see the the map for for Dolly. Willie's gotta go through the east wind caves to or this this road or the along this river that heads east
Tay (Melody):So it's on the way.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):To the central plains and then travel, like, 3 weeks or 2 weeks south to get to Armenia.
Jenn (Mara):So it's on the way?
Eric (Dr. Awesome):It's a it's a long, long way. Now if you go by ocean, it's a little bit, shorter, but it's it takes longer because they it's the ocean. Fucking ocean. There's always storms and krakens, Jack Sparrows, and shit. So, you know, the ocean's gonna take forever.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):I mean, you guys feel due south, but you have to pass by the Blackwell rooms, and everyone says don't go that way.
Mac (Dolion):Right.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):So going along the Rogue South is not a good idea. But heading towards the East Wind Caves, if you gotta go that way, you're probably gonna pass by that fort if there is a board. Adding numbers is gonna give you a better chance, or you could try to sneak with stuff. So there's other options, but regardless, traveling 2 to 3 weeks south or east or west to then south is gonna be it's gonna take some resources and so forth that you're gonna need to
Mac (Dolion):I need fucking transportation.
Eric (Dr. Awesome):Money, transportation. You did get your oh, no. You didn't get 25 gold because you weren't over there.
Mac (Dolion):Bro, I'm a steal it. Never mind. Cut. He's Move on. Can't skip.
Mac (Dolion):Moving on. Hey. What's good, everybody? It's Willie. But you probably know me as Mac aka your boy, and I have the privilege of playing Doliana D'olffe in this adventure.
Mac (Dolion):So if you made it to the end of this episode, stay tuned. Like, subscribe to the YouTube channel, the podcast, as we start episode 2 next week. Make sure you have those notifications on so you get, the heads up when it drops. Alright? And, hope to see you next week.
Mac (Dolion):Peace.