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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, November 13th, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
They’re building an unnecessary building in New York, congratulation John Krasinski on your major award, our daughter always has her friends around, Josh forgot his breakfast and garbage day, Chantel’s hot steamy head loves her chilly pillow, let’s google our names, the legend of the tilted lampshade, what does … mean in texting, delicious blooming bologna is a hit!
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Full show transcript:
This is wake up classy 97, the podcast, a replay of today's full show. It's Wednesday, November 13th. On the show, they're building an unnecessary building in New York. But I like the photoshops of it. I do too.
Congratulations to John Krasinski on your major award. I agree. Yeah. Sure. Our daughter always has her friends around.
Is that dangerous for you? Yes. Sometimes. Josh forgot his breakfast and garbage day. Yeah.
Sorry. My brain's not in it. My hot, steamy head loves my chili pillow. Does it? Yes.
Let's Google our names. What do you think you'll find? The legend of the tilted lampshade. I don't even wanna allude to anything else about it. It's a it's a legend of legends.
What does dot dot dot dot mean in texting? And also, what does dot dot dot dot and disgusting bloomin' baloney. No. It's delicious. Disgusting.
Delicious bloomin' baloney is a hit. Read what it says. No. No. Read the script.
No. No. It says delicious bloomin' baloney is a hit. Nope. Come on.
One bite. Crispy, delicious baloney. Gross. Hey. Thanks for listening to the show.
If you wanna hear it live, you can every weekday morning on Classy 97 and on the free Classy 97 app. Download it in your App Store, and we hope that wherever you're listening, you'll subscribe and rate the show. That would be awesome. Here's today's show. Middle of the week.
Hey. Nearly the middle of the month. Yes. It is. November.
Thinking Wasn't it just Halloween? It was just Halloween. I was weeks ago. Thinking last night. And I I don't normally do this, but I wanna get Christmas decorations out.
You do? I do. I don't usually decorate for Christmas until after Thanksgiving, but You're feeling it, though. I want to get some Christmas. Did the snow yesterday do that?
Partly. Yeah? Whatever you want. I just miss when we had Halloween, I had lights hanging from the ceiling. And you had them around the windows, and you had okay.
I don't necessarily think I wanna put the tree up, but I do want some sparkly lights. I mean, we could set the tree up. It's not hard. That's true. It it's we've made it real nice.
It's got built in lights. It's real easy. I just plunk it down, and it's Plunk it down. Okay. Time to plunk the tree down.
Sorry. I digressed. That's fine. No. I I was just saying that, today is Wednesday.
It's November 13th. We're about halfway through the month almost, anyway. Yes. And it is World Kindness Day. Oh.
Yep. Random acts of compassion, World Kindness Day. You can help strangers. You can give back to the community. Teach, your kids the value of niceness.
That's important. Today is World Kindness Day. Celebrate accordingly Love it. By showing kindness. It's roast dinner day.
When is the last time you had roast? Oh, it's been a really long time. Or a stew even. I have a stew on the menu in Oh, do you? I do.
I do. I do. Excellent. I like stew. I don't my mom used to make roast every Sunday.
You love soup season. I do love soup season. You had you had roaster stew every Sunday? Every Sunday. I would get so tired of roaster stew.
Roast. We we would have it a couple of times a year at my grandma's place, and and it was great. You'd walk in, and it smelled so good. That was like it was like coming home. That was a big deal.
But I don't know if I could do it every week. I don't know if it was every week, but it was a lot. And it because it was easy. My mom would throw it in the crackpot. Uh-huh.
We'd go to church. We'd come home. That makes sense. It was some like, the whole house, you'd be like, oh, I can't wait for dinner. Yeah.
Big rolls or did you slice bread? What'd you do? I think just bread. With butter on it. You didn't toast it.
Just soft bread with butter. Can't do that. I can't do it. Nobody's asking you to. I can do the bread.
The bread's fine, but I can't do the cold butter on there. Ugh. Don't. Nobody's asking you to. Quit bread shaming me.
It's Sadie Hawkins day. What is this other than I know Sadie Hawkins dance. There's a dance, but what else is it? This occasion is a day of empowering women. It's when women take the stand takes take a stand and take the lead in romantic pursuits.
That's what it is. Okay. It's the same as the Sadie Hawkins dance. It's it's, ladies' choice. Now we I had a Sadie Hawkins dance at my high school, but Yeah.
You didn't call it that at your high school. We we had a harvest dance in the fall that was the Sadie Hawkins. So, we had a couple of them throughout the year. Yeah. We did too.
What I think was interesting was all of the guy ass girl dances were formals, and all of the girl ass guys dance were matching T shirts. Yeah. Yeah. Ours too. Oh, okay.
Cool. I took a guy out to Sadie Hawkins once, and because my mom worked at Wonder Bread, we had HoHo T shirts. Oh. You know, the delicious Right. Hostess treat?
Correct. Those were good those were fun shirts. Where is that shirt? Who knows? It is National Hug A Musician Day today as well, and that's what's going on.
Okay. Yeah. That's not a lot of things. No. It is not.
Kindness roast, city Hawkins, hug musician. Yep. Wednesday. Wednesday. Month, 13th.
Good morning. It's Josh and Chantel. There's a building proposal for New York that's being called the Big Bend. The Big Bend? Yes.
For a building? Yes. Explain. What is this building? It would become the tallest building in the United States if it got approved, which means it would be the tallest building in the northern hemisphere.
Okay. The world's tallest building is in India. Uh-huh. The Burj Khalifa. Yes.
This building would be called the Big Bend because it looks like a giant paper clip. It looks like, okay. I'll I'll give it that. I did you see a picture? Yeah.
It has it looks like It looks paper clippy. Looks like an upside down u shape, and it's hollow in the mill middle. So it looks like a paper clip standing up. There are windows up each side even across the loop at the top. And to navigate it, there's gonna be elevators that would operate around the curves.
Interesting. A lot of people are upset because they go, no. This is gonna ruin you're gonna ruin the New York City skyline. Well, it would be a very unique thing in the skyline for sure. It's trying to be the tallest building in the northern hemisphere.
Is that what you said? Yep. Interesting. I haven't seen lot of people have, have played around with Photoshop and, like, added, like, a, like, a space turret on top Okay. To, like, shoot down alien ships.
Like, I don't know. What? Yeah. What? Some people added, the eyeballs from the paper clip helper guy in Word.
I love that guy. Somebody added what's that, that old toy that had the bent wire with the wheel on it? What? Yeah. What is that what is that?
I don't know what you're talking about. Come on. Come on, you. You've seen it. It's called a, what's it called?
I don't know what that is. A a gyro wheel. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I I know what that is. And it has just the u shaped metal with the wheel on it that it rolls around it. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. I don't necessarily think that it's an ugly design, and I don't think it ruins the skyline at all, but I also don't necessarily know why.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I'm Unless it's like a an architectural I mean, I think there's look. There are buildings that exist in New York, like the the one right next to it where they were like, we're gonna make the skinniest skyscraper. We saw it when we were there.
No one lives in it. I don't remember seeing it. So what they used to do Because they wanted to build it. So there's nothing in it? No one lives in it.
It's just an empty building. Pretty much. Yeah. I don't understand. I know.
Because our friend in new that lives in New York where lived in New York at the time was telling us that, that they built it just for the sake of building it, and it's a real skinny building, and it like, right by Central Park. You don't remember that? I don't. Yeah. That's alright.
But I also don't unnecessary. I think the sit this big bend is also unnecessary. That's what I'm saying. Just build a regular building. Right.
You can have beautiful architecture without building something silly. It's a weird thing. I don't know. I know. I don't know what to think about it.
It's well, it hasn't been approved yet, and it could go through various proposal stages before it even gets approved. So that could take years. So as of right now, it is just And I and I don't particularly care for the name either, the Big Bend. When you when you said that, I was I don't know what I envisioned, but it wasn't that. And then I thought to myself, oh, they're trying to be the Big Bend like the clock tower in England.
Yeah. It's not. But it's not. It's not even close. No.
It has nothing to do with that, but they need a new name because Big Bend, they're just trying to, like that's a little too close. You know? I see what you're saying. Oh, have you seen the Big Bend? Yeah.
I was in London. No. No. In New York. But no one will call it that.
They'll call it the paper clip. Yeah. Or something else. Like the paper clip. Interesting.
I like the eyes from the Microsoft Word guy. Yeah. I miss that guy. No. You don't.
Yeah. I do. I disabled him. Aw. He'd pop up all the time.
You want me to help you spell that word? Like, you're good, Clippy. Oh, he was nice. I don't need Clippy telling me how to do grammar all the time. You're the reason he went away.
No. Yes. Me and a million other people who disabled him because he's pops up when you the paper clip guy from Microsoft Word, raise your hand. Look at all these people. No one.
No one in the you didn't even raise your hand. I didn't. No. You didn't. You did not even raise your own hand.
You remember a few days ago, we talked about a fire truck that was getting moved to a different part of the world because the it was being retired. Yeah. Listen to this story. I'm listening. Okay.
Warren and Jan Jorgensen served as firefighters in, the small town of Kandiyohi, Minnesota. K. And, they retired, and Warren and Jan decided they were gonna settle down in El Centenario, Mexico. That's where they retired to. It's a town, where the fire station is a former funeral home.
It's not a big building. They just kinda have a small little place that has a fire department. Well, during their retirement, at the early part of it anyway, Warren and Jan kept in touch with their family and friends back in Minnesota, and they learned that the old fire truck engine number 2 was about to be decommissioned. And so they started working on a plan to get that fire truck. Again, these guys from that town said, we wanna get this thing, down here.
They served as firefighters in that town. They said, we gotta get this fire truck down here where we're retired now. And, the chief Jamie Swanson and his team were thrilled to help. And despite the challenges of transporting the truck 3000 miles south, everybody worked together to make it happen. And so the truck, along with, some essential equipment like new ladders, some thermal cameras, some drop tanks, all of that was donated and shipped to El Centenario, Mexico, where, now Warren and Jan oversaw.
Hey. Look. We got this. Look at all this stuff. Within 2 days, they had to use that fire truck.
Really? They had a fire, that broke out, and, it went on its first call 2 days after arriving. Jamie, who is the the fire chief from Minnesota said it's awesome. When I retire as a firefighter, this is one accomplishment that'll I'm always gonna it's always gonna stay with me. Yeah.
I think it's pretty cool. That is great. I was surprised to see another fire truck being donated that quickly. So There it is. The fire broke out, were they able to use the fire truck and help put it out?
It was ready to go. Okay. And it went on its 1st call 2 days after arriving, and everything's cool. So good thing they got that fire truck in time. What's that fire truck song?
Engine engine number 9. Fire truck number. That might be I don't remember. Forget I said that. Delete.
Delete. It's live. I know. Delete. And I'll leave it in the podcast as well.
Oh, cool. Yeah. Good. Cool. Good news to get you going.
Engine number 9. Hold on. I'm gonna look it up. Okay. Is it is that a it's a railroad.
There it is. It's not a fire truck. Yeah. Alrighty. Disregard.
Delete. And then you waved your hand like that. What's that mean? Oh, that means just pay no money Delete. What comes out of my mouth.
Okay. Alright. It's good news. Every year, people will do sexiest man alive. Uh-huh.
And it was just magazine. People, did I say that? No. I just was making sure I understood. You just said people will do this, so I didn't know if that if we just have, like, random people put together list.
Well, yeah, people didn't do that. No. I know. People Magazine Yeah. Okay.
Puts out the sexiest man alive. Josh Tielor. Yes. No. It's never me.
Do you wanna guess who it is? Do you know who it is? Do you have a list of who was nominated? No. Let me see if I can find that, and then we'll see.
Because, yeah, they put a whole magazine with, like, other hot people. And then on the cover, the sexiest man alive gets a cover. Alright. I'm trying to find nominees. Oh, I see.
So they do I see. I see. So they do put in other categories. Like like, they have, like, top like, blue ribbon best of show is their top sexiest man alive for 2024. And then they have other categories like honorable mentions.
Is that right? They get other ribbons. Paul Rudd, if you remember, he was on the cover before. He's been a sexiest man alive. Okay.
So who, This year? The winner this year? No. Who who won last year? Oh, I know who as last year.
Dempsey. Which I disagree with. K. And then in 2022 was Chris Evans. Paul Rudd was 2021.
Michael b Jordan in 2020. John Legend, Idris Elba, Blake Shelton, and rock, The Rock. Dwayne The Rock Johnson was 2016. So who is 2024? That's a drum roll.
Oh, I've never heard drums make that noise, but go on. John Krasinski. That's timely. It doesn't have to be timely. Okay.
I just I mean, like, you know? I mean, he's been around. He's in the office. He's in Jack Ryan. He's in A Quiet Place.
He directed all of that stuff, and they just directed a new one of those. K. So he's the winner. Well, congratulations, Jim. John.
His name is John. His character on the office is Jim. Him from his character. Yeah. Okay.
John Krasinski from Which I agree with. He's super cute. Oh, he's super cute. And he's also a like, he's a good dude. Like, he's just a nice I remember he was doing the good news thing during, the pandemic.
I thought that was a nice movement. I like that. He's a nice guy. K. And he's funny, which is always a winner in my book.
Plus also And he's married to Emily Blunt. Yeah. I was just gonna say that. Yeah. They're 2 beautiful people.
Okay. I love Emily Blunt. She's the best. She says no. She didn't say this.
He said she's probably gonna make me do more household chores. Like, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to work for this title. She's gonna humble him down. Yeah. She will.
I see. Who else was named, in in the magazine? Do we know? He gets the cover. Yeah.
That the rest of them don't necessarily matter, do they? They've been married for 14 years. Did you know that? Yeah. And they have 2 daughters, Hazel and Violet.
I'm trying to see if there's anything else in here. Oh, I'm looking. Chip Gaines was in the Chip Gaines? Yep. From, what's the what's the brand?
Magnolia. Magnolia Chip Gaines. And Tim McGraw was in there. Let's see. Who else?
Shamar Moore so far. Who that is? Shamar Moore? Yeah. Oh, he's Shamar Moore.
I I know who he is. I just can't tell you what he's in. Oh, guess who else is in this. Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton and the new Wicked movie. Right.
Who? Agree wholeheartedly. Good for you. Good for you. And then my, computer shut down because it Yeah.
That's right. Too hot. Gotta go. Well, fun. That's neat.
Congratulations, John. Listen. I think the idea is that anyone can have this accolade. Is that right? It's open to anyone.
No. It's not. It's not. Well, some of these people again, I can't do anything as my computer froze. Yeah.
But, like, there are some nominees that I go, I mean, it's all relative, isn't it? Yeah. I mean, what is attractive to you is not necessarily attractive to me. So who's to say that he's the sexiest man alive? People Magazine.
That's who's to say. That is who's to say. Congratulations, Jim John. Jim John. Jim John.
Did you know there is a National Toy Hall of Fame? I did know that. You did? Yeah. Yeah.
And, every year, they put new toys in there. They do. So there are 3 new inductees this year. Okay. Who made it?
Wanna guess? I don't know. And this includes games. It's toys and games. Okay.
That makes sense. So there are 2 toys, 1 card game. 1 card game. Well, I didn't know if I wanted to say card game. That kinda gave it away a little bit.
Did it? Because I don't think it did. Okay. Is it is it one of the card games that we don't like? Is it one of those Oh, I like this one.
Oh, you do? You like this one too because there's no skips in it. Oh, good. I like a game that doesn't allow me to lose beyond my control. That's how I like to play games.
Let's see. Okay. Yeah. Just tell me. My Little Pony Really?
Which I love. In the hall of fame until now. I know. That surprises me. First introduced in 1982, I loved My Little Pony.
I never really had any at my own house, but I would go to my cousin's house. My cousin Mindy Uh-huh. She had so many My Little Ponies. Okay. I loved them.
Transformers? Still, again, not already in the hall of fame. Yeah. I know. These came out in 1980 4.
Yeah. And then the card game phase 10. Phase 10 doesn't have skips? I don't think so. Yeah.
Are you sure? Yeah. That's the game. No. Phase 10 is where you, like, make sets and sequences.
Yeah. There's no skips. A skip card is used to make another player lose their turn in phase 10. It was phase 10 Then you hate that game. I do not like phase 10.
Don't like to lose. No. We we don't need to rehash what actually went down that day. The first time I was hanging out with your family when we had recently started dating, and and things went awry. Yeah.
They did. Look. Because you're a bad listener. No. I will lose just fine Okay.
Listen. When it's in my control. There were 9 other finalists that didn't get enough votes to make it in. I wanna I wanna know how you get on the voting panel for these toy inductees because I wanna be on that panel. You probably have to be a kid, and then you have to go no.
Listen. You have to be a kid, and then you have to go to a boardwalk and find a, like, a genie vending machine and put a coin in it. And then, you'll wake up the next day as an adult, and then you get a job at a toy store designing toys at a at a manufacturer. I see what you're doing. You become I see.
Right? And then you get to decide which toys are good toys or bad toys. Here's the other because you're a kid at heart. Here's the other finalist that didn't make it. Apples to apples, that board game, which I hate.
It's no fun. Sequence, a board game. I like sequence. The Pokemon trading card game. I again, I'm way surprised Pokemon's not in the toy hall of fame.
I know. Choose your own adventure game books. Those are great. Remote control vehicles. In general?
Yeah. Look. These are other nominees. These are all just in line. They're all just waiting in line to get inducted.
Like dick horse. They're never gonna run horse. The hobby horse is making a big comeback. Have you seen the hobby horse competition? Yes.
Yes. What a trip. I know. Trampolines? Again, what are we doing?
And plain old balloons. No. They can wait. Aw, balloons have been around for so long. Balloons are like Not a toy or a game.
Is it are you kidding? Oh, keepy uppy. Are you gonna bring up keepy uppy right now? Exactly. Uh-huh.
Keepy uppy? Yeah. The first game ever invented. I don't think it was. Probably a stick.
A stick. A stick and a hoop. That's the first game ever invented. Hoop was the first game invented. What do you think was?
Probably, some sort of, like, Mancala, some sort of thinking Oh. Strategy game with little pieces, with little rocks. Poor balloons. They're like, please, is it this year? And then they they just feel deflated.
Yeah. Yeah. Stop. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Stop. And they go When you were a teenager, were you on the phone a lot with your friends, or were you at their house a lot or or vice versa? I spent, many, many, many hours on the phone. On the phone?
We had a cordless phone. Oh, you guys were rich. No. We weren't. We go through this all the time.
We had a cordless phone, and, my friend Sean and I spent a long time playing, monopoly over the phone. Did you? A long time. Did you Days long, these games would go for days. Parents or sibling ever get mad at you for being on the phone so much?
Only the phone. No. Because there was one line. Remember. I was the oldest, so too bad.
Oh. I was on the phone a lot too. I was on the phone a lot. Yeah. And I bet your older siblings were not happy about that.
They were out. They were older than me, so they could drive. So they were out with their friends. That was that was the deal. I was at home.
I couldn't drive yet. Yeah. And so, yeah, I was on the phone playing monopoly with my buddy, Sean. Right. Our daughter is at this age where she's on the phone constantly with her friends, which I don't mind.
This is not a complaint. I love it. No. Good social. The difference is that she's on I don't it's not FaceTime.
No. They're doing a video call. But it is a video call. Yeah. But I never know.
Like, I walked into the bathroom the other day. Yeah. And she's on. Throw something away, and she was on the phone. They she was brushing her teeth.
With her friend. She's her friend is her phone is propped up on the vanity, and her friend's brushing her they were brushing their teeth together. I haven't I haven't done that. You gotta be careful when you walk into a room because Yeah. You never know who's on the phone.
And it's a video. Yeah. So, you pop your head. And make sure you're put together. Exactly.
Yeah. Don't just don't just think you live in this house. Make sure you say the appropriate thing. Yeah. Just go wandering around all willy nilly in your own home.
You cannot because there's teenagers on that other line. You gotta be careful. Well, good to know. I haven't had that experience because I usually just assume, and so I walk in and I'll go, hey. I'm going to bed good night.
Whatever it is. You know? Oh, hey. It's time for dinner. Hey.
Whatever. But I'm not, like, running in on the video side of the room where she's hanging out. I'll be like, poke my head in. Yo. Things happening.
You're missing out. It's not that I ever do anything. Like, it's not like I walked into the bathroom, and No. I get was like, I'm going to the bathroom. Right.
I'm not doing anything. But I walk in, and I do silly things with Emery, and then she's like, I'm on the phone. I'm like, I didn't know. Yeah. Sounds like a you problem.
But not just the phone. There's video. And so then I'm Yeah. I said good night to her last night. I'm like, good night, girls.
Yep. Sleep dreams. Writing a paper. She was doing some homework. They were exercising.
So it's not even that they're they're not even talking. They're just No. They're just hanging out. Yeah. Like, they live together.
Like, 3 roommates. All in separate rooms. I'm surprised they don't come eat dinner with us. I mean, they could. Might as well.
They might as well just be on the phone at the table. Yeah. Yeah. They could. I like them.
They're great friends. Sure. I just have to be careful because I just Yeah. You'll never know. I'm just gonna have to keep assuming that she's on a video call.
What I do. I just assume that she's on the phone. Because Hey. Every time I've gone into a room to say, hey, it's time for dinner or whatever, she's on the phone. So that's fine.
Hey. Come eat. And she'll go, okay. And then she comes out, and then her friends aren't with her. So she probably was like, I gotta go.
I'll be back. I'll be back. And she puts them on I'll be back. Just leaves in there in the bedroom. Yeah.
Just On the patio. Looking at an empty wall. I'll be back. Teenagers. I know.
Weirdos. I can't believe that you forgot to bring the thing that I worked very hard for you on last night. I also forgot today was garbage day. So I know. I know.
I know. Oh, man. I know. I know. Man.
I know. Bro. Forgetful Gus over here. Forgetful Fred, more like. Okay.
That's fine if you want alliteration. You have to. I can't believe it. I saw a recipe Yeah. For these baked mini omelettes Yes.
That you put in a muffin pan. Yeah. So I I bought all this delicious stuff. I bought cheese and ham and spinach and green onions for me. Yeah.
You opted out of the vegetables. That's fine. I said, no. Just the ham. Just the ham and cheese.
Well, I would have put other things in there, but What would you have put? I don't know. Some other things. Like? Tomatoes.
I didn't think about tomatoes. But that would have been good. Yeah. Yeah. But that's alright.
Anyway So I make these omelettes last night because for breakfast, we pack our breakfast in the morning because at 5:30, we gotta get out that door. Right. So I pop in my little omelettes this morning in a bag. I don't know how they're gonna taste, honestly. Delicious.
Because I don't necessarily love microwaved eggs. Well, you're just barely warming them up. You're not cooking the eggs. No. Like, I had that omelette maker thing.
Is that still around somewhere? No. I think we got rid of that years ago. Years positive. I don't remember getting rid of it.
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen it in a long time. So it's gone out of the house. Probably is. It is.
But I liked using that thing. It was nice because you would put your eggs in there, whatever stuff you wanted, stir it up, put it in the microwave, and then, you know, 90 seconds later, you got the same thing you made in the oven. That thing. Yeah. I thought you were talking about like, there's an omelette thing that you can put in the pan, and it helps you flip it over and everything.
Because we have Did we ever have one of those? We did have one of those. Know anything about that. Long gone. I'm talking about the little egg thing.
That microwave thing. I don't know where that is. Haven't seen it in a long time. I think it's in the pantry. Oh, it's it's it's been gone forever.
On the bottom shelf. Yeah. Good for it. I think it is in there. I'll have to look today.
But you know that thing I'm talking about? Yeah. Basically, it does what you did, but it's a single serving. Correct. Yeah.
But, anyway, yeah, I forgot them. I left them in the fridge. Yeah. Thanks for making omelettes for me that I left at home. Yeah.
And then I dumped the half of the egg batter in the bottom of the oven, so that was cool. Yeah. That's super the worst smell in the world. Well, one of the worst smells in the world is burnt eggs. Yeah.
It smells a good one. Gross. When they slosh out of your pan and hit the burner. Yeah. It reminds me of my dad cooking when I was a kid.
He wasn't a good cook? He was not. He'd like to burn some eggs? He burned eggs quite often. Well, what are you gonna do?
Stank up the whole house. Thanks, dad. Smells good. Delicious. Can't wait to eat.
I'm gonna go heat up my omelette. Okay. I think it's gonna be good. I think it will be too. I don't know about microwave eggs because they taste a little They're baked eggs.
That's what I'm trying to explain. Okay. You've already cooked them. You're just reheating. It's you're not making the egg.
The egg's cooked. K. Mostly be good. Well and here's the other part. I like I don't like a wet egg.
I know that about you. So even when you make scrambled eggs, I'm like, these aren't done enough. I don't like them overcooked. So they might be overcooked just because I kept looking at them going, they still look wet. Yeah.
Put them in for longer. Did you do a toothpick toothpick? I did. Yes, sir. Came out clean?
Came out great. So we'll see. Alright. I'll do a test. I should have done a taste test before we just started talking about this because Well, we'll get a follow-up.
Okay. We'll do it. Hopefully, it's the omelettes were great, and then let's move on. They will be great. Yeah.
I have full confidence that they're gonna be delicious. I do too. Eggs, cheese, ham, green onions, spinach. Could use tomatoes. I didn't have any tomatoes.
You should've told me that at the store. I didn't know what you were making. Red peppers. Yeah. A few of those.
I you can overdo it really easy. With too much stuff in your omelette? Well, that, but I'm saying if especially with, like, a green pepper or a red pepper. If you if you hit too much, then it takes over the texture, and it takes over the flavor of the omelette. You need, like, 4 or 5 per little baked omelet thing, and that's it.
4 or 5 extra ingredients? 4 or 5 individual little diced peppers Oh. In the whole cup. Well, I might have overdone it on your ham then because there's more than 4 or 5 in them. No.
There should be more more ham. Oh, you don't do these are too many rules. No. It's just how it works. That's all.
It doesn't matter. You forgot yours anyway. Yeah. I know. I know.
Thanks for reminding me. We have a pillow that's cool. I don't know what it's called. They've made, like, chillo pillows. I know that's a brand, but I don't know what ours is called.
It's called, it's called a Nectar cooling pillow. I love that thing. Do you? Yes. At first, I didn't think I would want 1, and now I'm so glad that you convinced me to get one.
Because it stays chilly. It does. But you have to keep flipping it because as we've talked about before, I've got You have a hot head. Hot head. Steamy hot head.
So last night, I think I flipped it maybe 2 or 3 different times. Did you? Because I would get sweaty, and then I'd say, oh, the other side is nice and cool. So I'd flip it, hunker on down. Okay.
That's a good invention. It is a it is nice. I like it. It does. What I hate is that if you put a pillowcase on it, it kinda You lose the effect.
Yeah. So you have to take the pillowcase off, which I don't love. Because if I'm making the bed, it looks ugly without the pillowcase, but I also don't like just my head on the pillow. Why? I would rather have a It's a brand new pillow.
No. No. Your head that's been on it. Understand that. But I also like, if my head gets sweaty or something Ew.
You're so want it to transfer to the pillow I see. Or maybe makeup gets on there or hair dye. Washing your face? I do, but maybe there's maybe something that I don't completely wash off. Okay.
Drool. Ah, that's it. That's what you're really worried about. My big concern. Right.
Just a bunch of spittle. But they're nice. It is nice. I like it. I like laying down.
It's cold on my shoulder and the side of my face. I know. It's nice. It is nice. Mhmm.
But this Good investment. This is not a sponsored ad. You just really enjoy it. I just really like that, and I'm glad that you convinced me to get one. Right.
Because when you You were like, I don't think I need it. I'll just use the one pillow anyway. Well and I was like, it's gonna I'm gonna be too cold. Right. If you get me a cold pillow, that's gonna make me too cold, and I don't want that.
It's the best. Keeps your steamy hot head a a little bit cooler. It's so good. Chantel's steamy hot head. Maybe calm down a little bit.
Hot head? You're a hot head. No. I'm just a regular, normal, chilled out guy. You're a normal head?
Yep. Chilled head? Yep. Keeping it cool, easy breezy head. And then I got this hot head over here.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Have you ever looked up, a person with your same name on social media? Just to just to see what they're into, where they're from. I don't know if there are any other Josh Tielors. Look them up. Look it up.
You might find some. I found one. She lives in Georgia. She is the assistant manager at Walmart. She is blonde, and that's all I know about her.
There's some Josh Taylors. Okay. What are they up to? Well, there's a Josh Taylor in New York K. Who I have a mutual friend with.
Really? That's weird. That is weird. Let's see. This Chantel Uh-huh.
Is a runner and a cyclist, and she also, is involved in a production, a local production of School of Rock in Indiana. What do you know? It's kind of fun. The things you can find out about people. Check it out.
Who's the Josh Ty Taylor? I don't know anything about him. Look him up. Alright. Josh Taylor lives in New York, has a raccoon for a profile picture.
End of things. This the rest of his page is private. Oh, no. Let me look at this one. This person, has one photo, and it's of a big group of people at, like, a festival.
That's not gonna work. Here's another Josh Taylor. Picture of a cat going, ah, end of profile. Nothing else. These are turning out terrible.
Here's a here's a Josh Taylor. Has 907 friends. Cover photo is a tractor with a big, fertilizer arms stretched out. I know those have a different name. What else can we find out?
What is that? 7 friends? Can't tell you. Doesn't tell me. He's got a lot of friends.
Doesn't tell me. Popular. Might be a Raiders fan Oh. From what I can tell. We could never be friends with him.
Lot of snow sports stuff, some skiing. Oh, you could be right to him. Snow machining. Also some dirt bikes, so some power sports stuff. Quite a bit of power sports.
A lot of power sports. A little old dog. Do you ever okay. Now take out social media. Do you ever Google your name Oh.
And see what comes up? Let's see what happens. I haven't done that in a hot minute. If you Google Josh Tielor. What do you got?
What do you got? What do you got? My Facebook page, my LinkedIn, an old website. I have a Pinterest page. A picture of me holding a fish.
And then a lot of people that don't look like me. Yeah. Oh, you went to images? Oh, yeah. There's an East Idaho news article about you and I doing a morning show.
Oh, cute. Yeah. That's on there. If I do an image search, it says, did you mean Josh Taylor, which I did not? This girl, this Chantel, plays rugby.
Cool. That is fun. That is fun. It really wants to show me Josh Taylor stuff really bad. There's a guy on IMDB called Josh Taylor.
Because it thinks you spelled you spelled it wrong? It does, but I didn't. Again, pictures of me holding fish, picture of me holding a fish, picture of me waving, picture of some boxer named Josh Taylor. It's not me. He spelled it.
That's because he spelled it wrong. Yeah. But not very many pictures, actually. Sad. Yeah.
Now what if I spell it wrong, like, t y l e r. Mine Now that's a different first. God. I was looking up images first, but mine came up with an AI overview. Did yours do this?
No. Chantel Tielor is a radio personality most notably known as the morning show cohost at Riverbend No kidding. Where she cohosts with her husband, Josh, on a show called wake up classy. Oh, how about that? She is based in Idaho and enjoys spending time outdoors with her family.
No. I did not get an AI summary of myself. That's kind of interesting and cool and weird. Yeah. You got an AI summary.
How about that? How about it? And it got everything correct. Yeah. How about it?
How about it? And then it shows my, picture of the AI when it did me as a roller derby person Oh, yeah. For the Olympics. The Olympics. Okay.
Yeah. I remember that. I see beefed up beefed up arms. Yeah? I've got an old go to the gym.
Article. When is this from? This is from 2,008. There's an article in the Idaho State Journal about me from 2,008. What is it about?
It's about a a different radio station that I had, a part of making and being a morning show on. That's weird. That's old. That's real old. Everything stays on the Internet forever.
Just remember that. There is a thing called normal or nope. Normal or nope? Yeah. So is this normal or is this not normal?
Okay. One of the things on this list is when you're going for a walk or you're walking around the neighborhood, even if you're driving through neighborhoods and people have their blinds open or their curtains open and you can see inside their house, do you look inside their house to see what their home looks like or what kind of decorations they have up? And I say, I do this pretty much every time I do this. Normal? I think it's pretty normal.
Mhmm. I think a lot of people do this. I think so too. I think this is typical behavior. I think, I think it's creepy.
Why? It's not like I'm, like, snooping. Like, what do you You run up and put your hands on either side of your eyes so you can look in I do not. See what they're watching on TV. I've never done that.
You breathe, and then you draw a smiley face and run away. And then they tap ever so lightly. Right. Tap, tap, tap, tap. And then duck down.
And then run away. Right. I've seen you do it. You're right. That is typical behavior.
That sounds typical. Absolutely like me. Very normal. No. I think it is normal to probably, like, be curious and look in.
There is when we lived in Pocatello Yeah. There was a house in our neighborhood. Yeah. You know? I was so excited.
I was gonna share this story, so I'm glad you are. They had their curtains open almost every day. Even when they were closed, you could still tell when you were still angry about it. They had a crooked lampshade. Right.
It used to drive me crazy. You crazy thinking about it right now. And I know that some people will tip their lampshade so that they can get better light for cleaning. Right. But then adjust it back so that it's I don't know.
It's their house now. I understand. I don't know why it drove me so crazy. Because it's right next to their front window. And every time you drive by, any time of day, you can see that crooked lamp glowing.
It drives you nuts. It's driving. It does drive me crazy even now that I think about it. I know you're thinking about it. You can see it.
It's got that amber glow, and it's not straight up and down. It's just that way. Just So, yes, that was a time where I wanted to knock on their house and say, hey, please can I fix your lampshade? Please let me fix your lampshade. Now if anybody were to sneak by my house and look in my window, I'm sure there is a plethora of things they could be like, oh, I hate that.
Fix that. What's the matter with that? Those baseboards haven't been dusted in a long time. They're not how close are they getting to see baseboards? Too many coats on that coat tree.
When was the last time you dusted your piano? Well, when you put pumpkins on it. That's when 1,000,000 things they could say about my house. So I realized that I am a rock in a glass house or something like that. Or something like that.
Alright. But at least the lampshade's on straight. At least I don't have to drive past that house anymore. And you it was on a main road too. It was.
You had to drive by it, like, almost every day. And maybe they did it just to make people angry. Just you. They they knew just crazy. That it made you nuts.
Yeah. I hope it's still crooked right now. Too, actually, because I'm not it's like them just being like, this is how I live my life. Yeah. This is my house, my rules.
My lampshade. Don't like it? Don't live here. Don't look. Yeah.
Yeah. Look away. Mind your own business. Seems pretty easy, Chantel. I know.
I know. Last night, Emery comes into our room. She was on the phone with her friends, and she said, mom and dad, what do you think dot dot dot means? Right. If you're using it in a sentence and you say Now my definition is that, I'm taking a pause between thoughts or, ideas or whatever.
It's an ellipsis. Yes. And it means, you know, like, like, like, one of those. It means that. Yeah.
Yeah. That was my definition as well. They said that we were completely wrong and that is like a threat. Yeah. Like like, oh, mhmm.
Like, you better watch out or else. So here's here's what like, I officially wanted to look this up. So in in text messages, three dots or an ellipsis can indicate that a speaker or writer has paused or trailed off in thought or speech. Absolutely. Yeah.
They also could signal that something has been omitted from quoted text. Okay. Yes. Yes. Five dots in a text message can mean woah or don't make me say what I wanna say, and that's the threat part.
So 3 3 is a pause. Or an omission. Or an omission. 5. 5 is like, don't make me say what I wanna say.
Oh. Yeah. I better be careful. Been thinking dot.dot.dot. No.
Yeah. And they go, no. Right. Don't use too many. You gotta be careful.
So that's the big difference. I according to the Internet, anyway. That's, that's the big deal. Unless you don't wanna be careful, and then you're like, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Can we just keep dots?
You better watch out. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Yep. That's what it means, though. It's, it's more than just a pause Well, we were both, right?
To young people. Yeah. But they they were taking 3 dots to mean what 5 dots mean. So get your dot counts together. Come on.
It was a 3 dot, not 5. Get your dots together. Yeah. What are you doing? Now what if you had candy dots?
Oh, yep. And you just laid them on the counter like Mhmm. Dot dot. That's a threat to dental issues. Would you rather this or that?
Would you rather eat light and fluffy mashed potatoes or thick and chunky mashed potatoes? I'll go light and fluffy. Yeah? Yeah. It's less dense, so I'm gonna be able to eat more of the other things.
Okay. I'm gonna cover everything in gravy anyway k. Because nothing tastes really great unless it has delicious gravy on it. And, unless they're like those really buttery, you know, sour cream and butter have been, like, mixed into the potatoes Yeah. And they're real creamy and you can eat them by themselves k.
Though those ones don't necessarily require gravy. I'm still gonna put gravy on them, baby. I like I don't really love mashed potatoes. What's wrong with you? A lot of things.
But I am gonna root for the same thing that you are. I'm gonna go light and fluffy. Okay. Yeah. I'd rather have them, you know, real whipped up Whipped than like a whipped potato.
Big, chunky, dry Yeah. Potato situation. Like a thick Yeah. Dense. Yep.
Like, you're just chewing forever, and then your mouth is dry. Yep. That's what I'm saying. K. Light and fluffy for the both of us.
There you go. Please. Would you rather? This or that. I just saw one of the worst videos of my whole life.
What is it? It was a cooking video. Yeah. And it was a tube of baloney. What's a tube of baloney?
That's a hot dog. No. No. No. No.
It was thick like a can. Like, it had just it was cylindrical. Get that? I don't know. Is it potted meat?
It was potted meat for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was thick. So I would say it was probably I mean, like, this big in diameter.
No way is it that big. How? Explain the size of that. That's too big. You don't think it was, like, toilet paper roll size?
Oh, it was toilet paper roll size. That's bigger than that. You're holding up, like, a roll of toilet paper in your hand. Yeah. That's what it was.
It was like a roll of toilet paper. That big. It was just a tube in the middle. No, dude. Yeah, dude.
It was big. Pull it up again. They I can't find it. Oh, no. They used an apple slicer for it.
Apple slicers are huge. Bro, I'm saying it's big. Okay. So then they take this It's gross. Cylinder of baloney.
They used an apple slicer to, like, cut it up, then they dipped the entire end of it in mustard. They kind of, like, smeared muster all over the end of it. Then they dipped it in some kind of seasoning, like, it was it probably looked like a like a cumin, paprika type of seasoning. Yeah. I'm not into this.
Did you find it? I found a bunch of recipes for it. A lot of people are making this. So then they grilled it. Oh, yeah.
People are smoking them. They're doing all kinds of stuff with them. And then you just take it like a blooming onion. Yeah. Because you crack it open.
And then you dip it in barbecue sauce. Yeah. Bloomin' baloney. Blooming baloney. So you don't make the pre sliced baloney.
What you do is you get the smoked baloney chub. Chub is a good word for it. Yep. So it is big as a soup can. I said that.
I know. The one you were showing me looked like little cylinders. This is a full on chub. Thank you. A baloney chub.
Right. And then, yeah, you use you cut a grid pattern on it like a blooming onion, and then, you smear it with mustard, as you said, and different things and seasonings. Thank you. I know. Barbecue rubs, and then you you grill them up, and it opens up.
It falls open like a blooming onion. And then you just grab yourself a baloney fry or chunk or whatever you get, and then you you hit it in some fry sauce or whatever kind of dip you want, and then you call that You're good to go. Call that a heart attack. I call that. That disgusting.
Smoked baloney. Would you eat that if someone was like, hey. Come to my house for a barbecue, and they had that on the table. Is that the only thing? No.
There are other things. I might try one. I might try a smoked baloney burnt end. I don't want to. You don't think you would?
No. I don't. I really don't think that I want to. You don't think you wanna just nod down on a on a baloney fry? Especially when you say it like that.
Are you having a moment? Yeah. Kinda. Do you wanna think more about how it's gonna be sweaty for a little bit as it's cooking? It's gonna bubble up, and all the all the internal baloney juices are gonna say that.
Yeah. They're gonna blah blah blah blah blah and boil out, and that's what's gonna make it all crispy on the ends. What are you dipping your baloney in? Are we out of ideas? No.
This is a brilliant idea. I don't think that it is. Blooming baloney. You know what else I could do is get the pre sliced baloney with the red stuff on the side. Fancy.
Right? They have that stuff. Yes. With the little peel off ring on the outside. And I can roll that up.
I could roll that up like little roses, stick a little skewer in there, and I could I could grill some of those. I could charcuterie some baloney. I don't wanna I don't I don't wanna well, there are other there are so many other delicious things that we can do. Yeah. But blooming baloney, though.
Am I right? No. No. You're not right. When's the last time you had a baloney?
When I lived at home with my parents. So it's been 20 some odd years. It's been a very long time, and I'd like to keep it that way. Thanks. Been over 25 years.
Yeah. Let's have a baloney. Nope. Maybe it's really good. No.
Miracle Whip, a thick slice of cheddar off the brick, and some baloney. No. That's it. And real soft white bread so that when you bite it, it sticks to the roof of your mouth. You know the one.
Do. It's it's all thank you. And you think you're gonna choke. And if you have braces, it gets all up in there. And, you know, what we can do is we can make the sandwiches early, go on a hot car ride, and then eat them midafternoon.
You're the worst. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Sounds like a party from the eighties. It doesn't.
It sounds pretty awful. There are some things that should be left in the eighties, and that is one of them. I'm a make them. You wanted a picnic? I'm making us a bologna sandwich for you.
I'm gonna starve. No. You're gonna have a bologna sandwich with me. Dude, you're the worst. You are.
Do you want 1 or 2 slices of bologna on yours? Hey. On that note, that's gonna do it for us. I don't wanna hear Josh keep talking about this, so I'm ending the show. Thanks for joining us.
Thanks for having us along on your morning. With Kool Aid, red Kool Aid to drink so you get the smile lines. K. Bye. Check out the podcast wherever you listen to podcasts.
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