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Corey just told me he's blessed.
So am I.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
you're part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
What's going on, everybody?
All right, y'all.
This is getting stronger and stronger.
I like it.
I like it.
I mean, it's like anything else, dude,
with practice, right?
Get rid of that pneumonia.
Like you get a little more lungs,
a little more boisterous with it.
I am glad you brought that up.
I hadn't thought about that in a while.
How does it feel to not be able
to actually be able to use, you know.
My lungs?
The vast majority of your lungs.
Holy smokes.
It is honestly night and day.
And I felt it completely at WFP.
Oh, I bet.
Because you weren't like.
literally like i'm moving up and down the
media pit and generally like at syndicate
i just like opt rested on the barricade
thing where at wfp i was like moving
and shaking and running around to the
finish line and you know it helps when
you lose a little bit of weight too
like you can move like this shirt dude
i haven't worn this shirt in like three
years you see
Yeah, it's Green Lantern shirt.
I get it.
I wasn't afraid.
Yeah, obviously.
I got the ring.
Obviously.
Or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof
printed on a t-shirt and it's fine.
Same thing, really.
Same thing.
uh nicole i could not agree with you
more i have been ripping hairs out of
my head all day with the complete
ineptness of the people i work with i
don't know if i've said this on the
show but i hate my job oh breaking
news yo
breaking news holy smokes uh scott doesn't
like his job i don't even know god
that's that's a revelation honestly so i'm
doing i'm working this big uat project
it's it has gone horribly like i have
written about forty bug tickets and thirty
are still outstanding
help desk is not really helping you out
and switch well this is our vendor this
is this is our vendor um and um
anyway it's not going well it goes until
the fifteenth of september so i get to
do this for another what week and a
half and then on the sixteenth of
september i'm hopping on a plane and i'm
going to see baby girl in montana montana
big sky country
Can I give you some free advice when
you go to Montana?
Don't antagonize the buffalo.
When I moved my daughter out there,
we stopped at the Badlands.
We see some bison off in the distance.
My daughter's like, she's a photographer.
I'd like to get some pictures.
So she goes down over this knoll,
and she's taking a picture of this bison,
which she has given me framed on a
canvas,
and it's hanging in my living room.
Fancy.
She walks up over the knoll with a
bison beside her.
I am shitting my pants.
My daughter's just like, meh.
whatever i'm like did you not see it
she goes yeah didn't want to startle it
didn't want to startle it she's the next
green lantern because i was afraid she was
not so instead i just let it back
over here to where you were it's fine
oh my lord no thank you no thank
you i don't want nothing to do with
that uh buffalo are just bigger sheep
right
Yeah, slightly.
It's fine.
I just keep thinking about, like,
I've heard several different stories of,
like,
people trying to get pictures of them and
thinking that they're like cows where you
just reach out and just pet one.
And no, don't do that.
It's a terrible idea.
Fakes of Almost Know,
does your boss watch the show?
I hope not.
We're going to find out next week.
Listen,
I've talked shit smack about my job on
this show enough times that if he watched,
I would know.
But to be honest,
he's bitching about the same stuff I am.
Yeah.
We're in this together.
The thirty bugs affect him as much as
they affect me.
He just doesn't have a public platform to
bitch about it with.
I haven't named who the vendor is.
I have not.
Nor will we.
Nor will I. Not doing that.
I haven't named the exact project that I'm
working on.
No.
So unless you work intimately with me,
you have no freaking clue what I'm talking
about other than the aggravation.
Correct.
Which is fine.
Not a big deal.
I'm confused.
Jody says your background is reversed and
it's not for me.
No, it's not for me either.
so this is where my shirt is this
is where jerry started celebrating a
three-day weekend a little early
Getting into the sauce.
What are you pulling out of them cabinets
there, Jody?
She might be in an RV down in
Baton Rouge getting ready for that
Saturday night boo-ha.
They are.
I can promise you there are people that
are currently right now getting in the
sauce, getting ready for tomorrow night.
That's a thing.
It happens at Penn State, too.
Like...
The football field,
I haven't been there in a while,
but the football field started as an
agricultural school.
So there are cow fields.
The stadium is in the middle of a
cow field.
They put the cows in the barn and
they open that up for tailgaters.
So you're literally parking in fields.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Watch out for the cow patty.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Yeah.
Hi, friends.
I'm in Alabama for my first Alabama
football game.
Roll Tide.
Enjoy yourself.
No, my imam shirt was never.
It's been there the entire time.
It hasn't gone anywhere.
It's been hanging there since the day I
put the pushpins in it.
It has not moved.
And if it did,
we would start to worry.
A hundred percent.
If I came in and it was on
that side, I would be wondering,
I'd be absolutely worried.
Like there's my daughter's pictures that
she drew axolotl right there and
No, it's been there the entire time.
Yes, Terry.
They switched what they agricult.
Yeah, it's still agriculture.
It's just different.
It's just a different product.
They went from corn to Coke.
Yeah, whatever.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Who knew Pennsylvania was a good climate
to grow coca leaves?
You never know.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Since we're talking college football,
I have one little treat for you.
Let me... Maybe this one?
Okay.
We talked about Annie Agar doing the thing
with Jamar Chase.
Yep.
Have you seen the Big Ten one she
did?
No.
I did see her clip with her and
Jamar and Joey B.
So this is her representing all of the
Big Ten schools, right?
I see that.
So just because college football starts
tomorrow,
let's enjoy some Annie Agar humor.
The Big Ten is back on top.
We have some of the best teams in
the nation and Purdue.
You know what?
We have a victory bell this year that
we're going to ring after every win.
The Liberty Bell was rang more recently.
Okay, let's get started.
We did already have week zero in honor
of the number of fans at USC's home
opener.
Okay.
This is your problem.
When could you recruit defensive players?
Look, guys, this is the year.
Lincoln Riley's defense.
Here we go again.
Okay, what?
Lincoln had better defense at the theater.
Well,
speaking of not knowing how to use
Trojans, where is Sharon Moore?
Okay, well, we hired a new head coach.
He's from Utah.
Isn't everyone in Utah Mormon?
Yes,
they are known for not having just one
wife, but neither was Sharon Moore.
Okay, look,
we have turned over a new leaf.
Bryce Underwood put a psalm on his
Instagram story.
I would make the sign of the cross,
but Michigan might steal it.
That
That's it, I've had about enough of you.
Can you two just be mature for two
seconds?
Look, we are rebuilding, okay?
The foundation is getting laid.
You should get laid.
Okay.
Okay, State, State.
Pat Fitzgerald keeps saying smart things.
State!
Yeah.
State,
what are the keys to winning this year?
I'm not allowed to have those.
Look, guys,
we have some of the brightest colleges in
the world.
UCLA, what have you done this off season?
We have hired Bob Chesney.
See, okay, great, and how will he help?
Well, we're already on the beach,
so we figured he could at least sing
to us after every loss.
Kenny Chesney.
Guys, you don't have to worry about us,
okay?
Luke Fickle is not on the hot seat.
His seat is so hot,
the Forty-Niners owner just DM'd it.
All right, that's it.
One more thing.
Penn State did get busted for a Coke
ring.
Matt Campbell is not the first Penn State
coach to deal with blow on campus.
The last one usually just did it with
a lead.
She's good.
She's good.
She is good.
She is really good.
That's outstanding.
Oh, what all the references man.
She's out there.
She nailed it.
I love to know how long it took
to like put together because
She nailed it.
She did good.
That's fantastic.
I followed college football,
so I got like ninety percent of those.
It was that Lincoln defense reference.
I had a hard time.
Oh, yeah.
The history thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Abraham Lincoln.
He had better defense at the Ford Theater.
Holy smokes.
That is wild.
Spoiler alert.
Somebody shot Lincoln in the Ford Theater
back in the eighteen fifty whatever sixty.
And Lincoln died, I think.
And he died.
Spoiler alert.
Maybe.
Sorry if y'all hadn't been up on that.
yeah jeremy she's a packers fan but what
i delighted in watching her uh instagram
last year when the bears beat the packers
twice including the playoff game and she
filmed herself and the angst she went
through during that game it was brilliant
that's amazing brilliant and josh jacobs
is still on the commissioner's exempt list
just leaving that out there jeremy lincoln
is dead
Not just that he was dead,
he was assassinated.
It was wild times,
I'm telling you right now.
Yeah, something, something, something.
Civil War, I'm not real sure.
And they shot him.
It's fantastic.
I think that John Wilkes Booth is still
on trial and it's hung.
It's a hung jury.
Hung jury because he's saying he's insane.
He did it, but he's insane.
But he's insane.
I don't know.
It's weird.
I'm going to tell you,
I know we talked a little bit yesterday
about, or the day before,
whenever that was,
about the game coming up this weekend,
LSU and Clemson, blah, blah, blah,
whatnot.
I said that Lane Kiffin,
if he doesn't win this weekend,
that people are going to be calling for
his head.
I'm going to go ahead and revise that
a tiny bit, only to say...
Only to say that they're going to let
the band play neck because Lane himself
has said if they get fined,
he's just going to pay the fine himself.
So if you do not know about LSU
and its song neck,
it's got to roll up.
You can get it there and tailgate and
whatnot and just walk on through and yell
out the, ah, ah.
And then the entire crowd is going to
yell back at you.
And I'm not going to say it right
now because I don't think we're far enough
in to get demonetized.
But the initials are STTDB.
So, okay.
You can go ahead and throw that out
there.
If nothing else,
it's going to be hyped Saturday night.
If they actually let them play it because
they haven't been able to,
because like the fine is some ridiculous
amount of money in lanes.
Just like, yeah, I got that.
Uh, okay.
Big question.
Who has the best game entrance?
That's easy.
And Corey's going to hate me for saying
this, but it's Clemson.
It's not.
It's so stupid.
They touch a rock, Scott.
Come on.
They run down that hill, dude.
That is awesome.
It is an epic viewing experience.
Uh-huh.
You've clearly never been to Tiger Stadium
on a Saturday night.
It's fine.
Well,
I could say the Penn State whiteout is
the most epic game performance,
but it's not an entrance.
No.
Ours is an entrance.
Let me revise that.
Ours is an entire experience because they
come down Victory Hill.
There's a parade every home game.
That's how it starts off.
They do that at Ohio State too.
Everybody comes down.
You see all the players, the dance team,
the band, like all of the people, coaches,
all of that good shit.
They walk into the stadium.
And then the setup and everything they
come down into before they actually start
the game, everybody comes out,
hits the wind bar.
Much as I hate to say it,
but like when Les Miles was coaching,
he'd get out there and he would act
like he was holding them back.
And just everybody getting hype,
fireworks, pyrotechnics all going off,
what,
a hundred and nine thousand screaming
drunk coon asses.
Yeah, man, it's a thing.
Way better than let's touch a rock and
run down a hill.
Yeah.
The only reason that Hill's there is
because they don't have a fucking fully
complete stadium.
Don't give me that.
So you gave up on the demonetization?
You just went all in there?
I know, I just did that.
I caught myself right after I said it.
I can't help it, dude.
Excuse me.
And they ride the bus around the stadium.
Ooh, exciting.
Whatever.
Miami's Miami's was great,
but then everybody in the world copied
them,
which sucks because Miami was the first to
do like the rolling smoke and the right.
Everybody's saying Virginia tech.
I don't know.
Virginia tech has not been relevant in
college football for so long.
I don't think I've seen a game in
ten years.
Mm hmm.
And so like what Terry's saying, damn,
I love college football.
And that's the thing about it, right?
I love college football because we can,
like,
everybody's got their own opinion about
stuff, right?
And I am one hundred percent a homer.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
Oh, I can tell.
I am absolutely a homer.
I am biased to the nth degree.
It is what it is.
I ain't mad at it.
Enter Sandman gets you hype.
is that what virginia tech does i'm pretty
sure yeah they they play uh they play
inner sandman kind of like uh yes i
said homo almost sorry make an
announcement right here on the show
Mark Phillips, one of my best friends,
where's that?
Sorry.
The Auburn Eagle stuff.
Kind of like the Auburn Eagle,
even if Auburn sucks.
One of my best friends went to Auburn.
And so like every year,
right about this time, we always ask him,
Gabe, what is it Auburn?
Like,
I need you to tell me what an
Auburn is.
Actually,
what I need you to do is decide
what y'all mascot actually is.
Cause y'all the Auburn Tigers and what we
scream war Eagle and they fly an Eagle
around the thing.
LSU has a tiger that lives on campus.
You know, five million dollar enclosure.
You can go see him right now if
you want to.
I got to say,
I lived in Tallahassee for a while.
The Florida State Seminole riding out on
the horse with the flaming spear and
chucking it into the fifty yard line is
pretty freaking cool.
that's pretty cool.
A hundred percent.
Um, didn't Oklahoma used to have like,
like they came out in a wagon.
They still do.
I don't know if they do or not.
Yeah.
I think it wiped out one time.
They turned too fast.
Those things,
I don't know if you know this,
but the old schooners,
they don't corner like a Lamborghini.
It wasn't handling by Lotus at that point.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to an FSU game in a
couple weeks.
Can't wait.
One,
bring some ice packs because it's going to
be hot.
Two, it is a really freaking cool opening.
And there's no shade at Dope Campbell at
all.
We go to,
we try to go to at least one
LSU game a year that we can bring
Jameson to.
She loves it.
Like eight years old.
We did the Tiger five K and we
actually did, well,
I did the mile run with her late
last year or early last year,
I guess she was saying.
And you finish on a fifty yard line
in the middle of the stadium, right?
So you actually get to be on the
field.
And I was like,
look at where you are.
And she was like, daddy,
We in the middle of the field.
Yeah, baby.
She loved it.
It was so cool.
But, yeah,
I would like to see an SEC game.
Don't know if we're going to be able
to get SEC tickets this year just because
it would be Lane's first year and whatnot.
It's going to be kind of difficult.
Nothing can top Penn State's whiteout
game.
I agree, Joseph.
A hundred and eleven thousand people.
I will say this.
It's fun.
It's fun to look at.
It's cool to look at because of the
participation level alone.
It's wild.
People now have copied it, right?
Other schools do the one color thing and
Tennessee does the orange out and Ohio
State tried to do a blackout night.
I don't know if you know this,
but when you all wear black,
it doesn't have much effect on the aerial
shots.
It just is kind of
it almost looks like nobody's there but
those people to ohio state aren't smart
like they they just have to pay players
and stuff dude i'm telling you i wish
i still had the meme of the guys
holding up the old like the letters of
ohio but they had it misspelled in this
like in the stadium uh ron says tony
the tiger is greater than mike the tiger
Tony,
the tiger is what fricking Clemson's tiger
looks like.
It's like, actually, if Tony,
the tiger was,
had been like followed on hard times,
I was living on in a box under,
uh, onto the bridge down by the river.
It's not, it must be an Ohio thing.
Cause Sten says Cincinnati does a blackout
and it looks awesome.
Yeah.
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
The bear, the bear, the bear cats.
Um,
Trayton has seen the LSU Tiger.
It's legit.
It really is, dude.
So he's in there and in there's like
statues around Tiger Stadium of previous
Tigers.
like memorial memorial statues there's
also a statue of shaquille o'neal that
over there that's slightly bigger than
life-size and it's terrifying if you've
never seen it before uh wayne's a longhorn
fan and bevo running out is awesome
however most stadiums have banned him from
doing it yeah because it's fun out of
it yeah dude but as much as they
they spend on keeping those grass fields
like in pristine condition i imagine they
don't want a longhorn you know
Freaking eighteen hundred pounds of beef
running out onto the field and tearing it
up right before the game starts.
And let's not forget West Virginia
University with Davy Crockett running out
onto the field and shooting a musket into
the air.
As one does.
Because in West Virginia...
Yeah, makes sense.
That's probably here while I shoot this
gun.
That's probably just some dude.
That's probably just some dude like just
got off work and got out there and
just runs out onto the field randomly.
Oh, that's outstanding.
Yes.
I took out George's bulldog one time.
I remember that and almost stomped on him.
That's a thing that happened.
Appalachian State.
Has Daniel Boone as a mascot?
I don't think that West Virginia's mascot
is actually Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone.
It's just a guy that came back from
his hunting trip.
Yeah, that's an actual dude.
Who stumbled out onto the field after
tailgating.
It's muzzleloader season.
Stand by.
I don't think it's Davy Crockett or Daniel
Boone either because I'm pretty sure both
of those guys are dead.
dude you didn't say spoiler alert oh sorry
sorry in case y'all didn't know these guys
are both really really old uh let me
grab i would say birch at this point
is how many uh that's what he looks
like yeah because that that horse looks
drunk hundred percent hundred percent i
just got back from the hunting camp
Yeah, it's weird how that works, Ramirez.
Every time I just go to blast in
downtown and the police show up and you
got to come with us and all of
that fun shit.
Yeah, but when it's a musket,
you've got to drop the ball.
You got to put the gunpowder in.
You got to pack it.
By the time you get a second shot,
you better hit it with the first one
because by the time you get the second
one ready.
Aim small, miss small.
Aim small, miss small.
Army blasts off cannons when they score
and the Golden Knights jump into the
stadium with the ball and flag.
Hey,
I don't know what the ball and flag
stuff is, but...
That sounds more like a Navy thing,
but yeah, I get you.
So that actually reminds me.
So last night,
I've said I'm home alone all week.
And before the football game started,
I was like, hey,
I'll just throw a movie on.
And so there's this new Olivia Wilde movie
called I Want Your Sex.
And I like Olivia Wilde.
I'm sorry?
Exactly.
From like her days on house and all
of that stuff.
And so I turned it on.
And my question to you is,
How far into a movie is it appropriate
to bail?
And at what point have you crossed the
line where you just have to see it
to the end?
Oh, man.
So this is going to make me sound
like a giant pansy.
And yes,
a ball and flag remind me of last
night, Ortega,
because I was watching this movie and it
was essentially softcore porn.
Featuring Olivia Wilde?
Yes.
What was the name of it again?
I Want Your Sex.
For research purposes.
Anyway, getting back to the, you know,
how long is it appropriate?
So the first time I ever watched the
haunted videotape,
The Ring.
No, The Ring.
The Ring.
It was just me and my ex-wife.
It was asleep,
turned off all the lights in the house,
just sitting in the living room watching
it.
And it's the most ridiculous premise for a
movie, for a horror movie.
Not that horror movies have these really
solid premises, but to me, I'm like,
oh yeah, she haunted a VHS tape?
Oh no,
let me just erase it and call it
good and we just go on about your
business, right?
We called that Poltergeist back in
Exactly.
And at some point, like it bothered me.
It really did.
And when the girl,
I think maybe at one point they climb
up,
she climbs out the TV and I looked
at Michelle and I said,
we turn this off whenever you're ready.
Like I have no problem doing that
whatsoever.
I am not invested enough that I need
to see what goes on at the end.
I'm done.
So,
and I want to say that was pretty
far into it because I was laughing at
it at first.
I was like, really?
Is this really what happened?
Like blockbusters haunted now, I guess.
What's happening?
And I was one hundred percent ready to
turn it off.
There's some of the like so bad it's
good stuff that I will watch all the
way through.
Like Sharknado.
I've seen all of them.
i have not been one bro all of
them and i will watch all of them
the entire way through but it's one of
those things that it's supposed to be like
that right it's so terrible but like i'm
i'm hell yeah let's go let's see let's
see how bad this is going to happen
and like how bad is this going to
there's sharks flying through the sky
because they're caught up in the tornado
and they just so happen to be hitting
these like it's fantastic but there's also
something that's bad and it's just hard to
watch
so so in this movie it starts with
a dead body in a pool as okay
right and so like they're leading you on
that there's going there's a murder
mystery and one of the main characters is
now being questioned by the police and
it's basically all looking back at how
they got to this day where you find
the body in the pool oh yeah so
you don't know like what happened series
of flashbacks
As he's telling the police how they got
to this day.
And so that was intriguing.
Like, that was a storyline that I was,
okay,
how'd the dead body end up in the
pool?
I want to know.
Right.
But there gets to be a point where
that's a thin thread that I turned it
off at thirty minutes.
I just couldn't.
I just couldn't.
But there still is this little part of
my brain going,
I still don't know what happened.
How did that happen?
Right.
And you can't,
because you've never seen it before,
you can't just fast forward through parts
and be like, okay, this is stupid.
I don't actually need to see this.
I don't actually need to see this.
You'd have to watch the whole damn thing.
that's terrible yeah look mark's mark got
a point just google the ending and call
it a day scott that's what i should
do uh it's it's actually not on a
platform train it's still in theaters i
think it just came uh to where you
could like rent it on demand
I did not rent it.
I have a way of seeing it.
And I'll leave it at that.
No, no, no, no, no.
I did not rent the Olivia Wilde.
I did not.
I did not pay for it, thank God.
If I paid for it, damn it,
I'm watching it till the end.
I don't care how bad it sucks.
Yeah.
I really, really don't.
I'm going to watch the entire thing.
I am getting my two dollars ninety nine
cents worth.
absolutely absolutely i did i said she's
calling police you are the police i'm
calling the cops you is the cops what
is that she has no jurisdiction in ohio
as far as you know that's true as
far as you know she probably knows some
people i feel like all the cops i
know know some people like i can get
some stuff done
so like kill bill i bailed when she
was going to kill the mother in front
of the daughter i don't even know if
she killed the mother or if the daughter
died or any of that stuff i just
i those are like deal breakers for me
and i'm out yeah like don't hurt kids
man oh i don't my wife's all into
like all the the true crime ah you
know blah blah whatever so some stuff
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Right.
But like we go to, I said,
there's one of like,
this lady was killing babies into NICU and
I'm like, Nope, not watching that.
Don't need to know anything about that.
I'm perfectly,
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
And like, and there's a bunch of them,
this lady murdered her children.
Nope.
The one about the dude who murdered his
wife and his three kids and like,
and was, oh,
I don't know what happened to him,
officer or whatnot.
I want to stab that dude pretty badly
still.
And that was eighteen years ago or
whenever it was.
I have no idea how long ago.
I just know it was a while back.
I can't do those whatsoever.
I will turn that off before it even
starts.
Don't mess with it.
Yeah, but Meredith,
that kid turned out to be okay.
I never made it to episode two.
The amount of gratuity in episode one.
Oh, well, yeah.
I've tried to watch it two times and
I never got past maybe episode one and
a half.
It's a pretty hardcore show.
And I just couldn't.
It took me three attempts to get through
Sopranos.
I still haven't watched Sopranos.
Those people eat plain Cheerios.
It's sociopath behavior.
Sociopath behavior.
What do you want?
Do you have any Civil War area bedding?
I could probably eat some of that,
maybe with some milk.
Give me a spoon and some milk.
So back on college football, just briefly.
Yes.
Kind of.
So I'm all excited because like there's
real football on last night.
One,
I'm too damn old to stay up late
for those Thursday night games.
Not doing that.
Just going to say that.
but it's Colorado Georgia tech.
And it really felt to me like a
game.
Like when Dion Sanders came to Colorado,
it was like, this is, this is innovative.
He's going to pull people in because they
go to the NFL and blah, blah, blah.
And Shader Sanders can't even start for
the Cleveland Browns.
And, um,
Travis Hunter is hurt and hasn't even
started for the Jaguars.
And so like, right.
So you get Colorado Georgia Tech and
Alberto Mendoza is starting for Georgia
Tech, the brother of Fernando Mendoza,
who was about to ask you.
Okay.
And all it reminded me of are those
eighties action movies.
Yeah.
they couldn't get the big stars so you'd
see a big font like norris stallone yeah
whatever right turns out it was frank
stallone it was frank stallone and bill
norris right
Schwarzenegger.
It's Francis Schwarzenegger.
It's Arnold's second cousin, actually.
And you'd get duped because they'd put in
huge font, Norris, Stallone, blah, blah,
blah.
And then you'd turn around and go...
who the hell are these guys?
Yeah.
All of a sudden he shows up.
He's like,
that dude looks vaguely familiar.
Like I should know who he is.
I don't understand.
Oh, that's Sylvester Stallone's brother,
Frank,
who was in a movie for some reason.
Cause he can't act.
Not that,
Stallone is this fantastic Oscar-winning
actor by any stretch of the imagination.
He won an Oscar.
I enjoy what he does.
He won an Oscar, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
Rocky for Best Director, Best Writing.
Yep.
I was movie every time.
I think, yeah, but that's not,
I don't go there with him.
Like, I don't,
I don't think about that part of it
because I was too young to, uh, well,
first of all,
to give a shit about the Oscars.
All I can think of now is like
the expendables, right?
As long as you don't,
don't dog at Tulsa King.
And, uh, Oh no, dude, I enjoyed,
I watched the first season of Tulsa King.
That was fantastic.
That was fantastic.
It's fun, dude.
And it's him doing the stuff that he
does best.
Yeah.
Like just walking around being Italian.
I think you'd enjoy season three because
it's all around the bourbon industry.
And I do like good bourbon.
I know.
I know about Oklahoma.
And you like Stallone being Stallone.
So there you go.
I do like Stallone being Stallone.
And the bad guy is the same bad
guy from Terminator two.
Oh,
he is really good in stuff patrick robert.
Patrick.
Yes Um,
he is very very good and stuff like
that.
He's been in lately.
He was in uh,
he was a bad guy in Uh one
episode of reacher maybe the whole season
I don't remember Whenever they had the
whole teams that uh season two reacher
maybe he's fat now like he doesn't look
the same
He's not that he's not,
he's not determined.
He's not a T-one thousand.
Yeah.
He's not a T-one thousand anymore.
Yeah.
You know, for the,
the scene where he's chasing, um,
chasing the kid on a motorcycle,
on a dirt bike, um,
That's really him running after the dirt
bike.
He practiced running robotic.
I read it the other day and not
breathing or not looking like he was out
of breath.
And he was fast enough where he was
actually catching a dirt bike.
It's wild.
And you look at him now, you're like,
oh, yeah, no,
you are a seventy five year old man.
Cool.
Joseph must be doing something else.
Because that's what started the whole
conversation is that Robert Patrick was
the bad guy in Tulsa King, dude.
He missed that part of it.
It's fine.
Every time I see him,
and I do this for all these other
people, right?
You see Robert Patrick in something and
you're like,
I wouldn't mess with that dude.
He can turn his hands into giant silver
knives and poke you in the eyes or
something like that.
Do you remember how cutting edge that CGI
was?
Dude, it still holds up.
Go watch Terminator two right now.
That's re-releasing it in theaters for
like an anniversary thing.
That's amazing.
I'd go watch it.
I'd go watch it again.
I watched it in a theater back in
what it was, ninety two or whatnot.
I would I would I would go check
that out again.
Oh, sorry.
He was snacking on plain Cheerios.
You are not a sociopath.
Remember, as I know better,
anybody who's got pocket tacos is
definitely not a sociopath.
They're re-releasing Endgame before...
And adding ten minutes to a three-hour
movie that supposedly isn't essential to
see the next one.
You're going to make me sit through three
hours of the movie that I've seen like
three times already to watch ten minutes
that I need for the next movie?
That is horseshit.
The good news is that if you wait
long enough,
somebody will put out one of these recap
videos and be like,
here's what you missed if you didn't go
see the re-release of Endgame in the
theaters.
That is the biggest money,
obvious money grab
And it's probably because Endgame wants to
get back to number one on the all-time
chart, right?
Right.
Because they re-released it with the ten
minutes and now it goes up the charts
even more and beats Brand New Day or
Tomorrow Day or whatever from Spider-Man.
it's brand new you just you just put
brand new day in tomorrow never dies like
and then which is two completely separate
movies all smash smash it together and i
love that i love the tom holland
spiderman's i just i they're they're all
about a day and i can't remember which
one
Right.
No, you're not wrong.
The first one's on Tuesday and the third
one's on a Friday.
I don't know.
I think the first one was on a
Tuesday because it was homecoming.
And generally speaking,
homecoming is not on a Tuesday.
But, I mean,
maybe it is where you are,
where you grew up.
Oh, no, homecoming, no way home.
No,
no way home was right before Brand New
Day.
Jesus Christ.
Was that the one with Macaulay Culkin?
And, uh, yes, yes.
Well,
Cody Coggins could have been an Avenger.
I mean,
if they got a guy that shoots bull
and arrows, like that's his,
that's his entire thing.
Hey, I would argue that, uh,
Kevin from home alone has more skills than
Hawkeye.
He's right up there for sure.
Right.
The paint cans,
the hot iron on the knob, the,
the micro machines that whatever, uh,
He was like Batman for the Marvel
Universe.
Lying to adults?
You come to the store by yourself?
Ma'am, I'm ten years old.
None of this is negativity, Ortega.
I love Spider-Man.
I love all the Spider-Mans.
I love them.
i just the titles confuse me that's all
well i mean to be fair look daniel
just homecoming far from home no way home
so they're all home yeah that's why the
kevin from home alone is in the new
one he's in the new one yeah no
way home alone and in brand new day
have you seen brand new day yet i
have not it's really good i've been a
little busy like on the road and then
like
Yeah,
and you've been at home all week by
yourself.
You don't even have a dog to worry
about right now.
Dude, I've been building a drum set.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I even quoted you in the caption.
Did you touch my... I mean, it is.
Look,
it's cheaper than a convertible by far.
A lot easier to take care of.
right we don't have to worry about getting
the oil change putting tires on or any
other good so yeah look mark phillips got
you coming this future special way to
watch to see brand new day uh i
that special way doesn't work for brand
new day yet not yet it's only for
olivia wild soft core movies fine it's
fine holy smokes
Anyway.
Hey, did you see this?
I'm going to pull this up because just
because we're a CrossFit show,
I'm going to just say one thing.
It's one thing.
Then we'll go back to like Cheerios and
Mr. T cereal.
Love it.
Do you see the WFP announced that they
are doing the crown,
which I'm told by Lex has been around
for a while,
but now they're kind of in conjunction
with WFP.
Okay.
But it is a, an event for,
I'll hit the slide here for, um, ages,
athletes, age,
and it's now going to be held at
the finals of WFP.
And it's by invite only.
You just have to send in your application
to WFP to be considered.
What's the criteria to be?
They don't give that.
And there are divisions of kings and
queens.
And the winner gets the crown, apparently.
I don't know if y'all noticed or not,
but sixteen-year-old kings never works out
well.
Never works out well.
That doesn't usually end well at all.
um it's thirty kings thirty queens will
compete and uh here's where it says that
it's invite only apply by filling out the
form in our bio blah blah blah yeah
i'm with the old fake savant here who's
paying for these kids flights at christmas
time listen dude so the pit the pit
the pit prodigies would i don't they do
that here in the states yeah
This is happening in Europe,
and if you look at the trend of
where our teen athletes are coming from at
the games, the majority is now overseas.
Yeah.
So this gives a competition for those kids
in Europe to be able to go to
that's not here in the States.
I think it's a cool thing.
And I think that the more that WFP
teams up with like heart of America or
world or the crown, holy shit.
Uh,
lightning just hit right outside my
window.
Oh, um,
it sounded like someone was driving their
car through my house.
I hope not.
That's usually a descriptor I give when
I'm discussing homeowners insurance with
somebody.
It's like,
if somebody drives an AT wheeler through
your living room,
let's pray that nobody drove an AT
wheeler.
Anyway,
it gives the opportunity for the kids
overseas to have a big-time competition to
go to other than the games.
And I think that partnering with these
competitions is helping WFP build a
community
in a way that's different from like the
organic way of CrossFit.
Well, good for them.
it's got Ainsley's fingerprints all over
it oh yeah absolutely doing this thing and
partnering with them it's very much like
Ainsley has taken the reins and has a
strategic plan which we did not have in
season one no their plan within season one
was like I got this spaghetti I'm going
to throw it against the wall and see
what sticks essentially yeah
I just want to leave you with this
one thing and it's not CrossFit,
but it is.
Rebecca Fuseli is one of my favorite
people in the world.
And she did a video about a passenger
in your car with a protein shake and
their shake a bottle.
And it just reminded me of a story
that I wanted to tell.
So I'm going to show this for a
second.
Sure.
Hey, Hey, thanks for picking me up.
Yeah, no problem.
How was your workout?
Oh, it was good.
It was good.
I did some squats.
Yep.
Did some bike intervals, but you know,
those, those always suck.
So you get the point, right?
Why is it that we always have to
reshake our protein shake every time
before we take a drink?
literally got mine from this morning still
early on in my crossfit career i had
a protein shake chocolate after a workout
uh the owner of my gym is my
neck was my next door neighbor at the
time he goes hey just hop in the
cargo and so he had a leased white
nissan murano i get in the car and
i do the shake
And I did not have the cap on.
Next thing you know, Jed's a millionaire.
And there was chocolate shake all over the
front of his leased Nissan Murano.
I cannot tell you how many times I
have done that because like,
especially if you don't make sure that
that lid is tight on there,
you're going to have shit scattered from
hell to breakfast and back.
It drives my wife bananas because it
doesn't matter what's in it.
Like protein, electrolytes, whatever.
Like I'm every single time.
It doesn't matter if I just finished
shaking it before I take a sip.
I'm over it.
Let me ask you this.
You do this too.
Cause you gotta get that, that,
that residue.
Because that one microgram of protein that
got on the cap lid is going to
make all the difference.
Waste not, want not.
I'm just saying.
I will say that nowadays I do that
like every other scoop or every other sip
instead of every sip.
I like the cap.
Put a scoop of grape nuts in there.
It mixes it well.
Instead of a blender ball,
put in some grape nuts.
If you don't have a blender ball,
get you some.
Get you some.
Get you some grape nuts because it won't
dissolve.
I can promise you that much.
The problem is that if you get a
sip and now all of a sudden you're
choking on rocks, nobody wants that.
Did you get the grape nuts?
The grape nuts, by the time they resolve,
the protein shake will be so stinky that
you'll have to throw it away anyway.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, it's a partial use thing.
It's like you can buy...
These stones that are like cubes,
you put them in a freezer basically.
Instead of ice.
Instead of ice for your whiskey or
whatnot.
Same thing for grape nuts.
You just buy a box of them,
use it, shake it up.
You're probably going to want to strain it
so that you don't swallow rocks.
Or live on the edge, man.
And I'm not doing that.
I'm too old to live on edge.
Not doing that.
So nice.
Plain Cheerios will mix it up.
So nice.
So nice.
Oh, very nice.
Very nice.
Last time I washed that shake about the
beginning of the week.
My wife hates that.
Because like, you know,
you have shaker bars for different things.
You have like your pre-workout,
you have your protein, you have, right?
Pre-workout, like, I just keep adding two.
By the end of the week,
we have four different flavors going on in
there.
And then it's time to throw it in
the dishwasher, right?
For the weekend.
Right.
But like during the week,
I don't need to wash it for every
use.
No.
Dude, this thing,
it's got water in it at twenty four
hours a day, seven days a week.
And I'm constantly doing this with it.
So like there's no residue left in there
because it can't get in there.
I will wash it.
I do wash it.
Meg, you need to toughen up.
Now, protein,
I will not do more than one use.
That stuff gets gross real fast.
If it gets into places, it does.
Especially if you don't close the lid all
the way and you accidentally get it all
over the cup.
Yeah, it's coming out.
I'm washing it.
We're going to make a whole new one.
Dude,
that shit stinks by day two every time.
Come on.
I'm telling you, don't.
Yeah,
I got an iron stomach and I can't
smell anything.
I don't have COVID.
I can smell just fine.
Just throwing that out there.
Speaking of gross,
something that isn't gross is Thirdsy.
And you can get yours at fifteen percent
off by using promo code Jazzy at checkout.
That is Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
You know why it's not gross?
Because it doesn't have that melatonin in
it that makes you all groggy the next
day.
And dude,
I got another eight hours of sleep last
night.
I'm going into a weekend,
bacheloring it up,
and I've got two nights of great sleep,
and I'll still probably be asleep at nine
tonight watching the Olivia Wilde movie.
My wife texted me this morning.
So I got up early.
I was supposed to,
like my other arm was still set for
me to be able to coach this morning,
but I wasn't actually coaching this
morning.
But she got it before I did,
which is like three forty five,
some crazy shit like that.
Right.
i didn't think no no but just sometimes
she does that like she can't sleep
whatever she go get on the couch turn
on tv and fall asleep in front of
tv is what she ended up doing but
she texted me while i was at the
gym and she said i had a wild
ass dream i was like oh please do
tell she said now we live in south
louisiana i'm going to say that one more
time we live in south louisiana and she
dreamed that there was a volcano
a volcano that was apparently erupting.
And she was trying to, I said,
I did hear you talking in your sleep.
She said, yeah,
I was trying to get in touch with
you and you were at the gym and
you wouldn't answer the phone.
But now all of a sudden you came
home and you just got right to work.
And I was like, okay.
I said,
I'm pretty sure if there was volcanic
activity in the general vicinity of where
we live, I'd be home.
Just throwing that out there.
I don't know how much we could actually
do about it,
but we would take care of it.
I think the writers of nine one to
one just have a new,
just came up with a new idea.
She sent me a video cause there's a,
they were re-airing an old episode or
something like that.
sent me a video on instagram i think
yesterday from nine one one nashville and
it was they were at a water park
okay and they're showing the kids at the
top of a water slide and like you
know as a kid that's the lifeguard or
whatnot and she puts this little girl on
it and little girl takes off and all
of a sudden these freaking teenagers come
out of nowhere and like basically throw
her out the way like we're gonna
and start flinging themselves down this
water slide and then one of them stops
himself and then the other ones just keep
piling up until they get like twenty
people in the water slide and like the
little girl that they showed the beginning
comes out lands in the water and she's
like you turn around all of a sudden
it's collapsing and his children I'm
laughing because I'm like there's no way
on God's green earth
Like it's just going to break perfectly.
And all of a sudden it's just spilling.
Look, of course you do.
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
uh they've had everything on nine one
volcano tidal wave they went to space too
yeah we know we know we know the
first season of nine one one was so
good and then it complete like i think
they they they sucked on a bowl and
they said hey what can we do and
the audience still tune in because they
believe it the fact that there's so many
spin-offs
Right.
Like when there's, like you said,
there's low star Nashville.
Yeah, dude.
No, no.
And like, they're out of ideas.
Clearly they out of ideas.
The one in Nashville where all of a
sudden there was somebody was touring a
bourbon facility and it caught on fire for
some reason.
Some dude, I wish I could find it,
made a reel about he's a fireman.
He's like, hey,
this is why this would never happen.
He just went through all the various
things.
I'm waiting for DC.
Yeah, of course you are.
Maybe you could be an extra.
Maybe you could be an extra, Meg.
You could just be an episode of nine
one one DC.
Meg,
what you should do is get a hold
of Corey's wife,
have her dream up these things,
and then you just write them down.
Cast it and you've got nine one one
DC.
She's like, she said, I'm like, why, why,
why are you watching this?
This is so unbelievably ridiculous.
And her, uh,
her invariable response is I don't have to
think about it.
I could just like, she knows it's stupid.
Reno nine one one is the same show
way at this point.
It's basically the same show.
One is just as ridiculous.
Yeah.
More laughs.
The difference is that Reno nine one one
is trying to be funny.
And this one is funny without trying to
be.
period that's that's the two differences
all right man don't forget to like and
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months uh with that we are going to
take off have a great labor day weekend
there's not going to be a sunday night
show this week it'll be tuesday again
because of the holiday um
And I'll probably do one Monday just
because I'll be here by myself.
Not if I'm home, but I mean,
I'll jump on, I'm sure.
All right.
Take us out, Vicky.
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
room to jazz me up.
I'm already jazzy.
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