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Qualifying how wrong it is or what it might be wrong about would imply there's something right about it. There isn't.
———
Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer chose Jurassic World: Dominion for this week's episode. Why, I couldn't tell you. Quite honestly, I don't they even know. What I can tell you is that they violently regret it.
How can an action movie with dinosaurs and giant flaming locusts in it be this boring? It has to be some sort of fucked up achievement to be able to accomplish that, right?
Oh, and they had the gall to release an extended version of this clusterfuck — which was the version Luciano watched, the poor, miserable bastard. And while it seems like you can actually polish a turd, given his overall less vitriolic review of the movie, it nevertheless doesn't change the fact that a turd is all that it is. 💩
———
Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer chose Jurassic World: Dominion for this week's episode. Why, I couldn't tell you. Quite honestly, I don't they even know. What I can tell you is that they violently regret it.
How can an action movie with dinosaurs and giant flaming locusts in it be this boring? It has to be some sort of fucked up achievement to be able to accomplish that, right?
Oh, and they had the gall to release an extended version of this clusterfuck — which was the version Luciano watched, the poor, miserable bastard. And while it seems like you can actually polish a turd, given his overall less vitriolic review of the movie, it nevertheless doesn't change the fact that a turd is all that it is. 💩
Creators & Guests
What is You're Wrong?
You're Wrong is on permanent hiatus, but Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer aren't! They have a new podcast, dedicated (almost) exclusively to movies, called Popcorn & Plot Holes. Come listen to their ramblings at https://popcornandplotholes.transistor.fm/ or anywhere you get your podcasts from!
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
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Yeah,
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of Dominion.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm so sorry, Everyone
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's
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to
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on us.
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We're not gonna give you a show. So listening any farther than this is on you
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Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True, true,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
with me as
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but please
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always.
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stay.
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Please stay with me is always interrupted me as always as Lucian.
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I'm not interrupting you.
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Okay,
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Chris,
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from the
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I'm not
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
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where they were?
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sure, yes,
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Yeah,
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that's
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Dolomite
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exactly
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mountains.
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where they were To
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Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And with this is always long time first time Spencer.
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Hey, what up, everybody? What a terrible day to have eyes any years
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Yes,
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Yeah,
cobra:
many years and understand the English.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The goggles. They do
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
H.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
not sing,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
h. let's just dive into this head first. Um, ranking, Let's rank this movie. I'm going to go first so I can talk about this to least Jurassic Park Dominion. I think we came over the scale of legendary vendor trash, and I
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
would like to place this there. I yield my time.
cobra:
Oh wow,
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Well fed
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really,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Seconded seconded. I yield my time.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
All right,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Let's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Lucy,
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get
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't
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in
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you have anything to say about this?
cobra:
I do. For me, this is a legendary common.
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What?
cobra:
not not vendor
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
What?
cobra:
trash.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You charlatan.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay?
cobra:
Listen,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now
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Wow?
cobra:
listen,
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that's shocking.
cobra:
I'll make my case. I'll make my case. There are some really gorgeous scenes in this and the dinostars
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I,
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look really cool. I can, just
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I hate
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like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
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you.
cobra:
you can make this into like a fifteen minute. just sinimotography, poring and move from it there.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
You're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
wrong.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the name of the guy? Was it Richard Attonboro? Like mill,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yes,
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I was expecting
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The
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diners
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that to happen
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at
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think
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some point. That was a lost opportunity there.
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I'd
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Look
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will.
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of
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Natasoris, See how he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
eats honey deer.
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Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It is so
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I also yield
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
luxurious,
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my time.
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Look at the gig chatisoris,
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Spencer.
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The chat source has entered the chat,
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Spencer.
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Ah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
could you please make this a sweep of normal and a race with Luciana said?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The rice,
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Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fake
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I.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
news,
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I also give this movie Legendary Vendor trash. This movie
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Huh,
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was so bad that I
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Hm.
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actually wrote something out to express how much I hated this movie and I'm just going
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Is
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it
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Is
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it a high cool?
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That true.
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I am embodying the hack reviewer. For this, the hack movie movie reviewer, I'm
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh,
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not a writer,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
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but I just wanted to get my feelings out about
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
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expressive
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Garbage
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poetry to
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film.
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session jam session,
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Okay,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
eh,
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welcome to Drastic World, Manin, this movie took the ancient remains of a once Dead franchise and attempted to revive it using modern science and technology. However, just because we could doesn't mean that we should. this quote on quote
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M,
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film is a cavalcade of cliches spliced and modified to engineer a modern copy of the original. Truly, the epitomy of corporate greed, run a muck and yes, and it's casting and effects. It's clear that they spared no expense. However, all the budget in the world can't reanimate this engineered clone from extinction. The final act of the Drastic World trilogy proves that some things are best left dead, as an Malcolm so eloquently said, That is one big pilot ship. Thank
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you, thank
cobra:
Listen,
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you.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
cobra:
you said you're no writer, but that's better than the writing in this movie.
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Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I would. I would
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uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
have to agree. Let's go
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
back in time and tell Tell these writers that they could have had something better, but still shouldn't have made this movie.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
don't think they could have. That's the worst part. Let's let's get into this. Let's see. Listen. I'm going to be honest with you front. I know we are script doctoring this movie. I don't think we can. I think
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I
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it's
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was going
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on
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to
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ethical.
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say the same thing.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's n ethical
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to change a body this much and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
call it medical science.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it's
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Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
abomination.
cobra:
Is
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You
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the
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I think
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are.
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movie
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there's a
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of Theseus
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hypocraticoast,
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Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But
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For sure,
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M.
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will be revoked.
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let's
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Oh
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see what
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man,
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we can do.
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I was going
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Let's
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if
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can.
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mouth
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time,
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feet.
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I think this needs a full Re rate and I don't think
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We
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it
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might
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can
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what
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We'll see.
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but we'll get to
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I
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believe in. Thank you. All right. Let's start it on the highest note. We can fall of a cliff. Um, favorite characters any way. Have
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Be
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a favorite
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welcome?
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character
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Arrest. My
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from
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time
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
this movie. I don't know if anybody
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Was that
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
heard
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English.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you because I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
was.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was well,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I was finishing the
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you
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
question.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
were ready. like
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gun slinger,
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Was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
gun slinger mode.
cobra:
because I knew he was going to come. No, I repeated. It's welcome. as in any movie of these, that that Jeff Goldwin was in. He was the best character because
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's interesting.
cobra:
he's just like he has the right level of. I'm not taking this seriously enough to like. If this,
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Yeah,
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see your point, I see
cobra:
yes, yes,
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very good,
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yes,
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very good, very good. Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You see this
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
this here. this is. This is fine and then
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and then the car tumbles anyway.
cobra:
yes, yes,
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Of
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So
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course, of course,
cobra:
it's just I think if everybody brought the same energy that he did, this would be one of those movies that is so bad that it's good because
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Just imagine
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then nobody
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this movie.
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would be taking it seriously.
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Every cast member is played by Jeff, Go Bloom
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I would be like. Yeah,
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is
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like
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Eddie
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Murphy
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same exact
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style
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movie.
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signed me in, Even the girl.
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Even the
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Giron,
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yes, Like imagine Jeff Golden trying to do A British accent. Yes, Yes, I am a fourteen year old girl. I mean girl. Yes, Yes, like
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I'm sold,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Thanks.
cobra:
I, just,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I hate
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he
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it.
cobra:
was entertaining for me, like every time he was on screen, at least he was entertaining, which more than can be said for basically every other character in this movie.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Listen. I would argue that M my boy O Marcy Lupin was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
very effective in the three minutes he was in the film.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Was he though,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He wasn't the person that did a bad job with the sting operation. He was on the outside
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M.
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so,
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but
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Wait,
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that
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I can't say he was a good actor.
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was? he? the one that gorilla rolled out of the way of the wrapter.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, yeah,
cobra:
He was the one that went. Oh, my friend, come come join me in this thing operation that is very highly classified.
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Yeah,
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Are
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's
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you saying
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one.
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that
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yeah,
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very incompetent French intelligence agent?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Listen,
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The one that was like
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um,
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Week, we can handle this. We got this. We don't want you involved
cobra:
Yeah,
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next scene. So
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yes,
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you're
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No,
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gonna
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No,
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join me on this
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operation.
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different dude. Yeah,
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Uh,
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yeah,
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Now I know
cobra:
uh,
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I know, but it's like, wait, what.
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Yeah,
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
His character doesn't have to make sense for me to enjoy him in
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That's
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this movie.
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true.
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That is
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fair.
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That's
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my
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point.
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characters.
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a hundred percent fair.
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is that right though that sounds like that. sounds
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
What
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like someone hurt you. my
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm
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friend.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
moving on? I rest my
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
case. I yield my time.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
My favorite character is Dr. Henry Woo, played by B. D. Wong.
cobra:
Really
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Why? Yes, why? Because this entire, he embodies the audience in the truest form.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yep,
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Is
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the
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that.
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appearance,
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silence,
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that way? He looks
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silence,
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like she's always
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
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crying.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes, don't steal my fucking thunder, you bastard. he does exactly what people? what every person who watches. Unfortunately, this way we should put Your head down and go to sleep And then when when someone comes back up to you as like, What do we do? When we come against challenges, we push through and bed wags pops up and S like I'm in my in my base sweater. Let me
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let me
cobra:
Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
breath. Let me live.
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like
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That's that. that's
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it was
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it.
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like someone
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that's
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shot
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it.
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like he's scene where he was like. I don't want to go to the set. Can you just shoot
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Yeah,
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this
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and like in my living
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room, and we'll figure something out.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
B. what do? what like? Take us. take us on a journey. Where what do you think Henry is going through right now? Oh man, let me
cobra:
You
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just
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just can't be
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let's
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fucked
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just
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to
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be
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hit it. Just
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going
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just
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through
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let's
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anything.
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just do. Let's just hit. Actually, Henry is sleepy. He wants.
cobra:
Yeah,
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He
cobra:
yeah,
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would rather consciousness than be on. and I love him for that.
cobra:
He either looks like he's about like about to go to sleep or about to cry. That those are the two
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Hm.
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modes
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he has
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but that's
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in this
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perfect.
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whole movie.
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I feel like Bdwong
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
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when he was like giving notes there like he's like. how about this? How about my character? Really like sitting? Just hear me out.
cobra:
Yeah,
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He likes his chair.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He. he took the teacher to Stephen Egal Approach.
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Yeah, he doesn't.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He just like
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He
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what?
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doesn't have legs.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
what?
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh God,
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Genetically
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I yield my
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modified
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
time, goddamn
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his legs
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it,
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so they wouldn't work.
cobra:
He's He's become
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Ah,
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forever tired in the intervening years.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in the thick line from a movie review that I read about this movie, Um,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
B, D Wong, shouldn't have come back for this movie.
cobra:
I mean
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nobody.
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them should have.
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nobody
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
cobra:
should. Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, there you have it.
spinner:
Um, H.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Moving on.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Good gosh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Let's go. Let's get into this.
spinner:
Oh, I don't have a character. That's fine.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We don't care
spinner:
I actually was going to pass anyway. so I passed.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Exactly. See
cobra:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that's
cobra:
why
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
why.
cobra:
are you wasting time?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You
cobra:
then?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
can't fire me.
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How
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I
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did you
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quit.
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know?
cobra:
Yea,
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How did you know that I had no favorite character?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm
cobra:
My
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a season podcast host.
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I took
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Damn
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a wild
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it. he called
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guest.
cobra:
character
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
my bluff.
cobra:
was the last second of the credit. That's my favorite character.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Moving on. Does you get one for this question? Okay,
cobra:
All right?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you get one. Does anybody need to be recast?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
cobra:
Oh,
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We get one.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
cobra:
I don't
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Can you? can you recast
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personally
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someone
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think the
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cast
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nothing?
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is. yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Can you
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cut?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
pining with that because
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Can
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Chris
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
does
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cut?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that a lot. So like I got to slow him down from the cutting the whole cast. He gets to cut
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
one person
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
can't?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
from the cast.
spinner:
Okay?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
one person?
spinner:
Well, then I'm
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay?
cobra:
Uh,
spinner:
choosing to recast the little girl as nothing as not existing.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Interesting?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And how
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
are you gonna see now? You're
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
okay. You're you need to.
spinner:
Yeah, It
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We'll
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work
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have
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to.
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of options.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you're on. have to recast
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
her plot point.
spinner:
That's fine.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
It was bad.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay, it's not important. Actually, so
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It really
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that's good.
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isn't
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Yeah,
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So
cobra:
It's
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that's
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also
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Chris.
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my. That's my
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extra
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recasting.
cobra:
convoluted, but yeah, all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
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Also
cobra:
right.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Chris.
spinner:
nothing.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I know you.
spinner:
Nothing has been great and everything has been in so highly reemmen. You guys also uh, cast nothing in this movie For more roles.
cobra:
No, don't don't tell us what to think.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Shut
spinner:
I'm just
cobra:
up.
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saying
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
let Chris go like Chris cut somebody.
spinner:
Uh,
cobra:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Got my blade.
cobra:
uh,
spinner:
uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Got my ginsomknife been sharpened up? I would like to cut your terminology. I would like to cut kid Ci. A. what's his name?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Fucking
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the guy
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Franklin
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
from Pokyman,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Franklin Smith, Also from the get down like I like him, but like he's not necessary. I want. I want this movie to be difficult for the characters. I want them to
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
M.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
have a challenge. That's it
cobra:
They have the challenges playing a character in a good movie.
spinner:
That's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Luciana,
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they
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Who
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said.
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You
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a challenge
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Re
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was impossible,
cobra:
I would. I would also recast the girl, but I would recast her with a good actress. I don't know
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay?
cobra:
who.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Is that fair.
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Danny
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though,
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Yes,
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Vito.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
who's left who do we have
cobra:
her, then De Vito. There, there we go.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Mean?
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I'm a fucking clone
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Its tweeds all over it And
cobra:
No, I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
your
cobra:
don't.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
mother.
cobra:
I don't like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Your mother.
cobra:
the way she played this character at all. It was very wooden. It was very like. her reactions to things didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, So I would recast like I'm find it with Spencer recasting her into the ether. But
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yep.
cobra:
but
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Into lack
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I would.
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of
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also.
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existence.
cobra:
I don't. I don't necessarily mind too much that she's there and I would recast her with a good actress
spinner:
See, I feel like it
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
spinner:
wasn't her fault. As much as it was every line
cobra:
Fair.
spinner:
and scene she had.
cobra:
Maybe
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True,
cobra:
maybe maybe I'm not saying she can't be a good actress. He just wasn't good in this.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
cobra:
I
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but
cobra:
yield my time.
spinner:
that goes for
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Wow,
spinner:
free. Funny,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
thank you for finally yielding your time. I would like to recast Tim Cook,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I was thinking about that, but H. what are
cobra:
Really?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you think?
cobra:
Why
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What are you thinking? I think I can read your mind. You would like to recast Water down, Tim, Cook with a box of
cobra:
Cookies,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
whole week whites, whites
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Just
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old
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brand
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boxed,
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with a
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box
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of our
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of cereal.
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brand,
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Box, just a box,
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a
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a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
box.
cobra:
box. No, No content.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Captain Crunch, but like an empty cab from Crunch box, I think it were. I would like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to be
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
too good for him. It's too good for the
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I could
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
audience.
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see it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
actually,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
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They're like we just follow his
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but like
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orders
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us,
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and it cuts to a box.
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That makes more sense than what they're doing
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That's that's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Is just
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the
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movie.
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captain's staring
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But Sire
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into your
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soul.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
for Ben said, states that it comes to the box
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
day. I'm sorry, sir,
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um, I
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close
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think it's
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time
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of the
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we
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box.
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talked about. We talked about Jim Cook.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Slow pad,
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slow, cr.
cobra:
That's it's not just him cook. I have to say,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well, but let's let's talk about Tim Cook. And if you haven't watched this movie you're very confused. Tim Cook is actually where Hodge Hodgson's Hodson,
cobra:
Louis Hutchon,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Louis.
spinner:
No,
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Louis
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What?
cobra:
Hutchson,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Louis Hodgson,
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no,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It's dodge, Son
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it's Dodson.
cobra:
Dodson, do. yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Whatever
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Dodson.
cobra:
Dodgson.
spinner:
God,
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dog
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
with
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looked.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a G,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
There's a g in there.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Because when they were advertising this movie, they said Dodson. We've got Dodson here and then the audience went. See,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
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Nobody
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I hate
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cares
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that
cobra:
See,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and I'm not going
cobra:
nobody
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to acknowledge
cobra:
cares.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it.
cobra:
Yes, Yes, I like it. I like it.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So let's talk about two dimensional one dimensional zero dimensional Tim Cook, and
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Trans
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the
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M.
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problems
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dimensional.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he presents in this movie. I don't think we can
cobra:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
use that
cobra:
he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Careful.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
word.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Careful.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think
cobra:
he's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we're gonna.
cobra:
He's just
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That word band.
cobra:
like a paper board, like a paper cut out of a mash up between Tim Cook and Zukerburg.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Are you saying he's a paper? He's a cardboard cut out that you might find in
cobra:
I,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
one block
cobra:
a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
buster video of
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Like Tib Cook, holding a biosinproduct. That's what you're saying?
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He is
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
okay.
cobra:
but with
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I
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less
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
understand,
cobra:
depth but with less depth.
spinner:
Are you saying he's like a cardboard box that might hold some kind of serial product in the grocery.
cobra:
Yeah, well,
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isle.
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I'm sure if he rattles his head, like
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if he shakes his head, it rattles. so
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I would not besmirch the good Captain
spinner:
Sorry,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of
cobra:
Yeah,
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he does have
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Crunch.
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more
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So
cobra:
I'm sorry, I'm
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more
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sorry,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I
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character.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
apologize.
cobra:
captain. captain. it's not
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
a captain.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah, he's dead.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So then what he really is then is he's a final detail that you would smear on to the window face of your business.
cobra:
Yeah, but you know
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He's
cobra:
you know,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that flat.
cobra:
but you know what happened when you're doing the detail. you know when you get like those air bubbles and you can't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
cobra:
take them off.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
cobra:
That's That's the depth that he has. It's so stupid
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
because it's supposed to be. Oh, He's like this because if you've watched the other movies, which I mean, I didn't watch all of them, So maybe
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
cobra:
jumping into this last one now it was a mistake. I mean, we know it was a mistake, but I mean for more than one reason, but like he's a character that showed up in the first movie. And
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
cobra:
and then I think he showed up shows up And somewhere else another movie.
spinner:
No,
cobra:
And now
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I think
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he's
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it's
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the
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just
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co.
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the first movie. Just the first movie.
cobra:
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
cobra:
and it's like again to like. It's a nostalgia slash Fen service thing, I guess for the people that love that first movie,
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People who
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but
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also
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he's well,
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it's
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the dots on
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got a. either, I got a
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fever and the prescription is more thought. some,
cobra:
yeah, but like he's supposed to be, I guess a genius like interpreneure, which is like, I guess that goes into like Steve Job sort of territory, But he looks like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
cobra:
Tim Cook, and he has
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
cobra:
like the weird non human quirks of Zukerburg, and I think
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
cobra:
it's a weird way of like. it's very on the nose to portray like Oh biasinevil Of biosneven, like it's It's so unnecessary that he is that he's that evil and that unscripulous and that like um, uncaring about anything. All he cares about is like his vision or whatever is t'sstupidand he's incompetent to boot,
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Well,
cobra:
so
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I think the best.
cobra:
I made it.
spinner:
The best way to describe him is well, not describe him, but I'll say, when I was watching this movie, the opening scene of him is like they're like. Oh, and you're going to do this? I'm sure you'll make a lot of money and he's like, No, it's not about money. he's like it's about curing disease helping people with cancer. And and I was like, Oh, okay, they're going to make him like, Have good goal, morals and goals. And then, at what price is that worth it? You know what? what's the cost?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
And it's going to be this moral dilemma of to the end, justified and literally the next scene of him. He's like kill everything like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
not even talk
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Are
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you
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doesn't
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talk,
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you want to turn off?
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doesn't even talk about,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
like helping people ever again, And it's just like I want to end all I want to create fame in world wide. That's my goal like. Oh, Well, that was a turn.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, this is the question I have with this character. It's two par question. One. He asks his like right hand man for the food,
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and that is never a thing ever again, But it's just
cobra:
Yep,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so out of place. You think it's a thing.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Did my power
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
A
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bar?
cobra:
that's supposed to be the quirkingness. Right. Do you have one of my bars? Like What the fun is that?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, and then and then, to Spencer's point, like this guy is supposed to be like leading an organization. Put, his plan is like widespread famine in a way that just does not make sense
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He's already
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
at all.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hungry.
cobra:
Well, he says it's a side
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M.
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effect, right. he's like, Oh, I made a bed coal. It happens
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No,
cobra:
and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
but that's
cobra:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not,
cobra:
the bed like. It's why. that's not how you said things were like. That's not
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But that's
cobra:
the character you presented to me.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
but this is. it's not. There's like evil people having a plan where it's like. Oh, I have an evil plan and it's like their plan. You know the fucking. we'll get to it. The Flaming Locus are a thing where I's just like. Oh, you had a plan and you fucked up right. It's like that's fine, but like the plan of, we're going to provide famine on a global scale to the
spinner:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
world and do nothing about. It's just like this doesn't make any sense like
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that. That
cobra:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
doesn't help him further his actual evil goals by killing everybody in the world, for I don't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
even know what for.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
correct.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and that, The hint that it's like this only a craps by. It only attacks non biosiden crops is just like this is just an extra thing. That is. just. I forgot about it immediately, but it's confusing at the time.
spinner:
You know what
cobra:
Well,
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you know?
cobra:
to me,
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Every
cobra:
it was the opposite. I didn't. I didn't forget just a second, Spencer. I didn't forget about it. I was pissed off about the whole movie because they mentioned it and you think it's going to be this huge high moment and it never comes up again until the end when they talk about the thing and they go. Oh, only bias in corn is not being affected And you think he's going to go? Yes, and then we can be the only provider. You know. He just doesn't
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cobra:
go into it at all again.
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cobra:
Any more like it doesn't. It has no Bearing on anything. It's stupid.
spinner:
And well, a Drastic Park movie wouldn't be a Drastic park movie without agricultural warfare.
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
spinner:
Like. like, what?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's that gets the kids hot
spinner:
who?
cobra:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
horny.
spinner:
Okay that idea? You know. this move needs corn wars Like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
fun. Fuck you.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh
cobra:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
shit, babe, they're showing the corn wars so horny Let's fuck.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
I gotta go to thet by ten digits. Watch corns fields die. Just. and why couldn't the story just be that the dinasours were killing crops and may be found a way for them to not kill bison crops.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No,
spinner:
Why introduce bugs?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
We already have monsters in
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
this movie.
cobra:
Oh bro.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Does anyone
cobra:
we're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
also
cobra:
gonna.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
remember the illegal Dinasor breeding farm? Like That's how? That's how like we're drowning in unnecessary things.
cobra:
Oh yeah. this movie is like I watched. Unfortunately, the extended version because apparently I hate myself
spinner:
You're a basics
cobra:
and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Whoa,
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I
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you did
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didn't.
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didn't.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the assignment, my friend.
cobra:
No, I did. not
spinner:
Who released Bad mood. Who saw that movie was like. You know what this needs more.
cobra:
More.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh,
spinner:
just
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
huh,
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more
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yes,
spinner:
just more.
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yes
cobra:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is the answer.
cobra:
but but like this movie could have easily been an hour and a half and have been a better movie. Still not probably
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True,
cobra:
a good movie, but
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I disagree. This movie shouldn't have existed at all.
cobra:
That would
spinner:
This.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
But
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have been
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money.
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the ideal situation. Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Let's talk
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
they
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
about.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
sure,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Let's talk about this for a second, because
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think I think we need to understand some things that are going this movie. Um, I don't know where to start because there's so many things in wrong, but I do really want to talk about Um. Kala, the pilot that we meet. In What country were they in? like Morocco, Egypt,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Malta,
cobra:
Malta,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Malta.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Malta,
cobra:
Malta.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I miss that. thank you.
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Malta.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We meet
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Malta.
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her
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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in
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
okay.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Malta, and she's She's flying secret Dina, Our cargo all over the world for fifty k. In the worst plan I, the history of time and space,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah, that
cobra:
Yeh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was the sea duck by the way from tail spin.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Thank you, And and I just wonder how does she get caught up in all of this Like what the fuck is her deal?
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Well, they explain that
cobra:
Well, yeah,
spinner:
in the extended cut, I assume
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
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Well,
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uh,
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in your. So they talk about it she Chris Pratt, Owen, I guess his name is in the the character name is, asks her, You know what were you and she says, Oh, I'm a force or whatever and
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he is.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
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right, So they's like, Oh, how did you end up doing this? And she says something like I started doing some legit jobs, But then it wasn't paying enough Wasn't giving me enough money to send home, so I started doing a leg
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh, that's
cobra:
And that
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what
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was
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Okay.
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That was
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remember
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it?
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sorry,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was me
cobra:
Yeah,
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as well.
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like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
sorry,
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I remember the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Luciano.
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first couple of words of it and I actually remember it going like turning to fog in my brain like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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remember
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like,
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drifting down to their feet because
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like. Owen's stance is oddly triangular. One foot is four, the other one is
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horizontal.
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yeah, they started talking
cobra:
Are
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I
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and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
will.
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you?
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then I just started hearing just playing in my
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I.
spinner:
head.
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I. I have to interrupt you because I have a follow up question. What the fudoesisjust have to do with her motivation at
spinner:
Sorry,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
all?
spinner:
I'll get to that
cobra:
Well?
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I mean,
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Chris was sorry,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh
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Fucking Luciano was trying to say
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a right.
spinner:
that she had some sort of back story. Now. I'm
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
just going to lay this out for
cobra:
No,
spinner:
you guys, and you can remind me if I'm wrong or right here. Am I wrong or
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
You're wrong. Because
spinner:
she?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that's the name of the show.
spinner:
She saw
cobra:
Yep.
spinner:
a little girl being kidnapped, did nothing,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
true,
spinner:
then the main
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hm,
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girl happened to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Claire.
spinner:
want to tell Her about her. The first person she's specifically told
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
not to talk to anyone, and she just walks in
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Exactly.
spinner:
and
cobra:
Yep.
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she talks to this one person happens to be the person that
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Preach.
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saw
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Well,
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her.
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Spencer.
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preach
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
In Claire
cobra:
they
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and
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met
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Claire's
cobra:
in the bathroom man.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
In Claire's defense,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
defense.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
she spoke English. That made her an American and an ally. Immediately.
cobra:
Oh my God, I forgot about
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
that.
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yeah, that's true.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Wow,
spinner:
So she heard
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Yeah,
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her talking
cobra:
Oh
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and
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god
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and
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and she sounded ignorant, so she was like, Oh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I don't
spinner:
you're American
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know you. She full unset.
spinner:
just getting.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
How all?
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She
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I'm
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was like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
just over here in Morocco, looking at dances.
cobra:
Morocco.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Did we just?
cobra:
Now
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
did we just witness harassment like Claire
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wouldn't leave her alone. She's like I don't know you. leave me alone. Then she's like, Listen, I'm angry.
spinner:
She said
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
she's
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no,
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cobra:
fuck,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and then she's like holding up the thing and then like she wouldn't leave her the funk alone
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
She used
cobra:
I.
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a lost white girl trope to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
There.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
hook her in.
cobra:
Yeah. yeah,
spinner:
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Yeah,
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she
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all the time.
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used the lost, the Lost white Girl trope, and the white oppressor trope,
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Yes,
spinner:
You know.
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yes,
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you guys use the white.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's not a trope.
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
Uh,
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what may be in your movies,
cobra:
uh,
spinner:
Man, I used that trick all the time
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What?
spinner:
he lost.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
in what movie?
spinner:
Lost the kidnapped white. Go motive. I go to the store and sorry that,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
spinner:
sir, that sales over. But have you seen my daughter?
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
She just
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So
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all she ever
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motivation, If
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well,
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you, please
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that's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
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my question is. So she shows him this picture and she's like I can't help And then she does help them
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Right,
spinner:
and then they actually asked her like,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
spinner:
Why would you risk your life for people you don't know? And she's like I've got my reasons And then her reasons
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Fuck,
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Never,
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were that she saw her and didn't stop
cobra:
Yeah,
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and did nothing.
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Yeah,
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no,
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it's not.
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not even circumstantial
cobra:
If kala, if Kala wasn't there, this movie wouldn't have queer representation.
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Oh,
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easy, easy, editable out queer representation. one line in the movie that can be removed
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One line,
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for China.
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Um,
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two lines, two lines,
spinner:
What was the other one?
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To
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And at the end she's hating on the girl that's helping her.
spinner:
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So
cobra:
Yeah,
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that's the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
We.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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No, that not. I was going
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Gross.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Get
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Matt.
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wet.
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I yield. everyone's
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time.
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Yeah,
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Hey,
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I have one last question for you guys. Did anyone
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Uh,
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Yeah,
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Uh, uh,
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What girl? the
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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Sorry,
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no,
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the black pilot.
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Oh,
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That would have made so much more sense than the drivel we were
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she. she's
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That's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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the girl.
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How much more cooler would her character have been if she was played as Malcolm's daughter and she talked like Jeff, God all the time.
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cobra:
Yeah,
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crazy?
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Right.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Nothing.
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I'm really.
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yield my time.
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no. I'm really glad we. We paused the podcast so you could talk about that. That was great.
spinner:
That was important.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Really a formative for everybody. Sure probably was. who knows. Um, So moving back to what I want to talk about.
cobra:
Oh
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I.
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wow.
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Yeah, I want to know What this is. A tough one. what.
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I'll spit it out. because I just don't know if
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the podcast will end on this question or not, what
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Who.
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part of the story creates the most problems.
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Uh,
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time,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It's the beginning.
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uh,
cobra:
Yeah, we did. We did.
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that was not planned,
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Okay, Chris.
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audience
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When
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Uh,
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beginning,
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yes,
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can you isolate
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the beginning stops after.
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Two
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credits.
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oh no,
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and forty minutes.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
but if you done, you wrinkled my brain. I came prepared and now I have nothing. You funked me up.
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Do you mean?
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But anyway
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Yep,
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The big. What boat boat?
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No wait. we wait. There's a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
The dinasor
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh yeah,
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listen.
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comes up and pulls all the food.
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if this is also
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So
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only on the on the extended version, but the beginning of this movie is sixty five million years in the past,
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Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You are my ouryououryou're. my buddy, but we are not going down that road. We're not going on that root. Check
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What
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it starts.
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that you watch this version.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
from the future
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
is listening to us right now, go back in time and stop Luciano from watching the extended
cobra:
Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cut.
cobra:
please,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
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please.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
so check it. The beginning stops when the when the kid is when the kid and blues offspring or kidnap to me. That's the beginning. Also because I don't give Fuck the reason why it's It's the weakest. because, because both Owen and Claire are the settest parents ever, they're not even parents. They're not even body guards. They're not even protectors like like they are not prepared to
cobra:
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protect
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kidnappers
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this kid.
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their kidnappers.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
They're not even that because they had no strategy whatsoever in case
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
folks came to come and snatch the kid up. Like, like, So, like
spinner:
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
After the kid gets kiddin A. Like That's when Owen goes to grab a gun. and like, Oh, now I'm going to get on my game. We're going to get her back. And then blue is like. My kid also got took to.
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did anyone laugh at that
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I would
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loved
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if Blue Blue came up to him and we thought he was going to be like from the rest and she would go the funk. dude. You let her take my kid and all
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that ship
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but
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Wow,
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they have been
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
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made it much more fun.
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I would have liked it if it was like.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He was more.
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If the rafter was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
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like, walked up to him and then he's like, Looks like we're doing this together And then the rest of the movie is the working together to get their kids,
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fine. I had that I had that flash too. But check it. Owen was more serious about getting Blue's kid back than his own kids. Like bought eye contact and everything. I promise I'll get her back. And then Blue was like Shut the fuck up and you fucked up and she cut him. She
cobra:
Uh.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cut him.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
My kid
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yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
got took and yours.
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And
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Shit.
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then he used this his secret technique of using the other hand
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Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well,
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when she cut him.
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yeah,
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It was terrible.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
what do we? What do we think the hand does like?
cobra:
It's like Roccodiledendy with the bison.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Is it? I thought it was. I thought Owen, Owen, clearly raised in the nineties and I still can't shake off a lot of that terminology gesticulation. so it's talked to the hand.
cobra:
Talk to the hand.
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No, No, the raptures understand
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it's It's like it's like I'm not giving you consent. And then and the wraptoris, like funk.
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so that
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Um,
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Yeah,
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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Let's
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is like, And then it's just like
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No, not today.
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not today.
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bitch,
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I got these nails
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Oh,
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Around.
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No,
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A
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So
cobra:
yeah,
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Yeah,
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Yeah,
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Yes,
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Correct.
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She's too English.
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too English to have sass. That's the problem.
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Mate.
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no, bro,
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Governor, Pip,
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pip, Governor?
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mate,
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What
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Michael.
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there
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you go.
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bro,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and then
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no,
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sorry,
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this.
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this is Michael Kane?
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Yeah,
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But
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what?
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keep going.
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's what Tim
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Cook said in the movie
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like.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
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bad lines? If you acknowledge their bad lines like they did in this movie.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Don't do it. Just keep going. next question.
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Yes, they are. Yes, they
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Next
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question.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I, can we talk a bit about? I mean, I guess it's the properties of giant. What are we talking here? crustaceous
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
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murder? Locus,
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cretaceous.
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cretaceous?
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Cretaceous,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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lobster. It's a flying
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correct,
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lobster.
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Sea weed is always green.
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
because I wanted to know what. What part of that makes these locust?
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to burn. Because
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
They also came back to life when they were in the power room at the end of the movie. Even though they had all burned
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Wow,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and died,
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Wow,
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they?
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those were lined with asbestos. I think
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Wow?
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the locus didn't burn. They escaped through the air hatch through the ceiling. For some reason they had.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
They were all on fire. when
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True?
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they did that.
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They were all on fire.
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true,
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true, true
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a little fire, maybe a little
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A little. that
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And
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like how like,
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it lit. the sorry, it lit the entire mountain range on fire.
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Yeah,
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
and it's like if you look at that scene where they're trying to purge them with the fire like it takes a good like two or three minutes, prating like spewing fire inside that whole thing.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh, huh.
cobra:
How did they not all instantly burn like there's, even though if they're giants, there still are tripods.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Listen, we're goin to get to this in a second. in the defense of this movies. Lack of science. In this case,
cobra:
Oh
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it kind of if they're going to let them burn and fly around the country side, burnanating all the people and the thathurus cottages as it were, then, I think they don't necesary die immediately when they're inside that little cave.
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should.
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not an explanation. That's another part of the problem
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
You. but like I think, I think about this realistically. we don't know how these crustaceous locus loca work,
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And
cobra:
Custags.
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so
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god,
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they are. They are allowed to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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present
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allow it.
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
them how they want them to. We're allowed
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to say it's very dumb, but that's that old fiery lobster locusts
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is plausible.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
cobra:
I mean, as much as anything else in this movie is sure
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Right.
cobra:
you're right. Yeah, it's I don't know. It's it's to me like because they were flying like they swarmed out and they were
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Yeah,
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on fire
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for a good.
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They were falling
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in
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movie.
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It
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should
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with this movie.
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No,
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literally
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it's
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it's not.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's a big concern. Because also, where were all those locus hiding? That room
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Yeah.
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was
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it did
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and they had millions of flaming locus in that room.
cobra:
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
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like if it were a small maybe, but they
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Sure,
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were like they were the size of like. I don't know a small dog
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that was the size of like a, like a fire house. Ub brought to you by where there's
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yeah,
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Okay,
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guys. I'm not goin to low you. I think I checked out. at this point. I was I was watching. I pushed through, but I,
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All I was thinking was the dynasours like seeing the fire fall from the sky being like, not again.
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let's
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at least some of it.
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okay,
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This is a mazing. This is amazing.
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no,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's just I want. Like. Could someone explain to me the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It's amazing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
ill use the word science only because it's a term we all understand. Please be clear. I'm not suggesting there was science in this movie. but how did the alleged science operate
spinner:
The pseudo science.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Of what, Though, specifically
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science.
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so many
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that's fair.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Of what.
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in this movie?
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Science.
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Scientology,
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you
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yet?
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heard of it before? Bro?
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entire
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swarm. I'm like bitch.
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Hm,
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Do you even science
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it was.
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with the funk?
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cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
the baby dynasor, then we can cure plot point B of the locust. Now,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
why did they need the baby rapture? They literally said it in one
cobra:
Because
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sentence.
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she's also a clone. So she's She's also a clone.
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Yep,
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as is
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cobra:
and Mace was out. Macy was altered genetically by her mom. The the other clone wasn't and he wanted to compare the one one of the clones blood with the other clones blood. Never mind that they're completely different species.
spinner:
Yep.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No, No, but they were. They were burst clones. so that's
cobra:
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matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
what ties
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yes,
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them together.
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birth.
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Matt, you explain
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of course,
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something better
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yeah,
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than the movie Did
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Yeah,
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you're
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Science
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welcome.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
More importantly,
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like M, science,
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cobra:
h,
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one question
spinner:
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
for me?
spinner:
sure,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Does does blues like? Does Blue's baby ever show up again in this fucking movie Because
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I got to like
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At the end
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at the
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saved
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end.
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at the end,
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Baby blue.
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They save Blue
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
as as the host of this
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podcast,
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thought of that.
spinner:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I have to point out that can you stop interrupting people with pointless sides for a pointless movie Because we have to go home and die at some point.
cobra:
Okay,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
fine,
spinner:
I died about
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Thank
cobra:
sure,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you.
spinner:
an hour forty five into this film.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
spinner:
This is.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
actually, never mind. We're
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This
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
fine.
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is a re animated corpse
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He's already dead.
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clone from my D n A, made with Dynasor
cobra:
Oh
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Thanks
cobra:
no,
spinner:
babies.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
to Dr. Henry Woo. Right
cobra:
Not like. I wish. they just mentioned the details of the science last. It would have been less stupid.
spinner:
Okay, my,
cobra:
They clearly didn't research this well.
spinner:
my last derailing. Did anybody else feel like this movie had two drafts written? One was about Locus, and one about clones, and they like, Just put them together.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
With some pint butter and jelly. Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No, I disagree.
spinner:
You think this was written
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It was ship
spinner:
intentionally?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
they used to put it together.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, hundred per cent, Because you
cobra:
Oh
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
need you need, and when I say you need, I don't believe this. I'm just saying the purpose of writing the script of the two people, write in the script. Believe you need
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Or
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
reason to grab
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the
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dogs
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colon
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writing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
children.
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script. A
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Fighting over over
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the fighting over
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fighting over the balls up draft both drafts.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Yeah, pulling like pulling like the like when they play with towels. Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But you
spinner:
you said the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
need
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dynasor
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you
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was
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
need a reason
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rough.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you need shut up. You need a reason to have to get the clown children together on the island and have the old cast. I guess the new the Drastic World cast to run into the Drastic Park cast
cobra:
Mark. yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Which is lame.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
On the island Together, you
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
need to each have their own story to get into the island. That's why they
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
both happened.
spinner:
That did not answer my
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
question at all, or
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And I thought I thought both clones
spinner:
nothing
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
belong
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to do
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
to
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with
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the
cobra:
I mean
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it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Jurassic World, But aiwatwaitwait
cobra:
you know
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wait. Wait, Like serious question. Weren't the clone Masiclone and the dinoclone both from Jurassic World
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Side?
cobra:
Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So why are we? how does that connect?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No, it's it's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the old?
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M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the crustaceous
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M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
loca, Loki.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Spencer's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay, Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
arguing, crostatious, Loki and the Colon story lines shouldn't exist and I'm saying they
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Got
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
both
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
exist to bring the new people,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
got
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
drastic
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a goat. Got
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
world
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
people with the clones,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and the drastic Park people with the Loki
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Now,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to
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now I hear your
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Italy.
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point, but couldn't
cobra:
Yeah,
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that
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
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tie in not be two separate stories and be the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh,
spinner:
same story?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True
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Like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I am.
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they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and
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both
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I am
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investigating
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not saying
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one of the two and that brings them together.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'll
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
make
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
this
cobra:
Spencer,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
even better. I'll
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
make
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
this
cobra:
Spencer,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
even
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
saying
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
better.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Go ahead. Go ahead,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I just want to say. I'm not saying this is good. I'm just providing
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the logic of why it happened.
cobra:
I was going to say
spinner:
I, sir,
cobra:
Matt said he
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decline
cobra:
prefaced
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your logic.
cobra:
it with, I don't believe this. I don't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
Oh,
cobra:
believe this, but
spinner:
I like my
cobra:
he did
spinner:
logic
cobra:
preface it with it.
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of it was written by two dogs fighting over
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And
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a rough draft
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'll smooth all this over by taking both of these drafts and letting them release into the B movie section on your favorite movie wall at your now extinct block Buster. You see how how that works now.
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On your tub,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So
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streams
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
uh yeah,
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On your peacock.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hey, we don't do that stuff. we don't do that. Maybe we peacock
spinner:
Maybe we peacock,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
legally,
spinner:
Wait to be legal.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we're law abiding citizens. Well, no, I don't know who
spinner:
It's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
knows.
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a streaming
cobra:
Toby
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
no one's
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service.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
listening.
cobra:
is legit.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
moving
cobra:
It's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
on
cobra:
bad,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
your
cobra:
but
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
legit.
cobra:
it's legit.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
moving on.
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I have
cobra:
I
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
some
cobra:
am.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
questions.
cobra:
thank you.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I have some
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
P,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
separate
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
b,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
questions.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
s
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hey,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
H.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
can somebody tell me how airplanes work
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
In what context?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
In the context of this movie,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Things that fly through the air that are made by
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
man or
cobra:
Right.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
dino things.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Dino
spinner:
They
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
things
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crash.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
well generally, thanks to, thanks to what we like to call the Bernel effect When we have enough lift and thrust, could we could? That's the real thing. the brnulyeffect, look it up,
cobra:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Everybody.
cobra:
know
spinner:
Look at up, everybody.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that's how we met. look at everybody. If you don't believe we fuck you. That's how airplanes work, my friend.
spinner:
So based on the logic of all bad action movies is planes can effectively take off and fly, but they cannot land. They can only crash.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
spinner:
So this movie follows that principle.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
In movies.
spinner:
In most bad movies
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hey,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Chris, Chris, how you been
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Ely? Principal? fucking explain that one.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Explain what that they can't land.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Movies have landed before. Have you not seen Delta Force, too?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But we're talking
spinner:
No
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
listening.
spinner:
one has
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't have any time to go in any of the Delta for
cobra:
What.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
series. Let's just
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
say
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
plane
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
focus
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
landed.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
on this.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
this
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
plane
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
trash.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
landed. Period. So what's what's the point?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Are there danasours in Delta, too?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Check,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
data source are not
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check,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
airplanes.
spinner:
mate, check, mate,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You are high. This
cobra:
Listen,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
does not work. What
cobra:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
is
cobra:
have.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
happening? What
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I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
this
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also
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
movie
cobra:
have a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
done
cobra:
question.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
to us?
spinner:
You lose, Chris,
cobra:
Have a question about airplanes.
spinner:
Concede
cobra:
To
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No, I don't know
cobra:
have a question about airplanes. They're usually made of metal. Right
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
M.
cobra:
and how? like like Diana, Source are made of metal to
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What.
cobra:
flying dynasorsespecially.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I, well, I have feathers overtop to make them look cool.
cobra:
Ah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Actually, that's
cobra:
so
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
no. That's
cobra:
that's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
ice. that's swimming. Dynasors. forget I got that messed up They swim.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
my bed
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that was scary.
cobra:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay.
cobra:
Because like that plane got torn off by those dynasors, like it was made of like tin foil
spinner:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Paper machete.
spinner:
don't you understand
cobra:
Or
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that
cobra:
pay for
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that
cobra:
macha,
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plane, which cost fifty thousand dollars per ride is made out of
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hm,
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tin foil, even though
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It
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it
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is.
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is carrying
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
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expensive illegal cargo. They hired the.
cobra:
Uh,
spinner:
what do I call the garbage? the vendor trash of airplanes.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
because
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that way you never know if your ship will get there,
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so it's fun surprise. If you get that or not.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
There's no and there's
cobra:
Oh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
no tracking
cobra:
Shrowdenger's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
numbers.
cobra:
delivery service.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well,
spinner:
exactly,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
no, Chris, there is tracking for for the one seat. I guess
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we'll call it that has the parasite on it. That's
spinner:
Oh
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
obviously
spinner:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not the captain's chair, Because why would the pilot
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
want to survive?
cobra:
Of course,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
but clients
cobra:
because
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
don't
cobra:
she
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
have
cobra:
wasn't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
access to that.
cobra:
Mat. she wasn't expecting company. Matt.
spinner:
No, but,
cobra:
come
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even though
cobra:
on.
spinner:
she was a
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay?
spinner:
makes a good point, there's only one parachute and it's not in her chair.
cobra:
Yeah, no,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
it's not. it's not. it's like. Oh ship, the splenis
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This
cobra:
falling.
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plan
cobra:
Let me just
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better change seats
cobra:
clack clack.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Ah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Like point blank, like that. That moment was so confusing. Um, as. I'm just gonna say it as as like the resident black person. Like I'm not black. It does not work with black logic. We like
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
human
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
logic Like this is the first time. this is the first time a black character has elected to not save themselves. No,
spinner:
Is.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
no,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's a violation.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
no,
cobra:
Uh,
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It would
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Is
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ave
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
what
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been
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you're
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way better
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
saying to
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if
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
me?
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she was like.
cobra:
uh,
spinner:
If she was like, You know, this would tally been way
cobra:
Sea.
spinner:
cooler as a character. If she was like,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh, uh,
spinner:
We're going to send her.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Get up.
spinner:
We're going to send her in the parachute. The Paraos, obviously in the pilot seat here, have a seat. And then she took her chair and ejected out of the like, by
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's got
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
so
cobra:
See,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
many weird
cobra:
see
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
triggering
cobra:
losers
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
tones. I can't even process that that. That would have been something if she
cobra:
To
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was
cobra:
me
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wanted for
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like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
somewhere and go
cobra:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
down
cobra:
worst
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the plane.
cobra:
part. That's not the worst. Well, one of the worst parts of that scene is like the whole, Oh, we're going to put her in that seat and she's going to be the only one with a parachute And he's like I have to save her. She is the love of my life, so I'm going to have her eject and be a sitting duck
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't
cobra:
for
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
believe.
cobra:
a bunch of Dina sorts that can rip through planes.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't believe
cobra:
Like what?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
him.
spinner:
And and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I,
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landing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't
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in the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
know.
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Valley
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
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of
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this
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Death
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is.
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below.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I,
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't know if I don't know what it is about this movies, but
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I don't believe that Chris Pett loves rice tales, Howard.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's interesting.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think I think
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I could.
cobra:
Same,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he hates
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I could.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
her.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I could. Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I could get
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
could
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
with
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have
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
sworn that Admiral Aldo knew how to act. I could have sworn that the actor within the actor of Odin from the Thor series knew how to act. I could have sworn
cobra:
Sam Neil knows that act.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's that's the actor inside the actor and from
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Odin, he's
cobra:
Oh,
spinner:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Sam
spinner:
yeah,
cobra:
okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Neal. Thanks. Wow, my jokes fucking ruined. Anyway, no
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Eah.
spinner:
Ruined.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
one connect in the shipping
cobra:
I mean,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
movie
spinner:
uh, yeah,
cobra:
it was bad to begin with.
spinner:
I would
cobra:
So
spinner:
be. Yeah, I like Sam Neal. I think he's really good and everything. He didn't seem like Sam Neal. in this movie. I don't know how else to explain it,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
but it was like the way he was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I think he
spinner:
his
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was
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voice
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
sad.
cobra:
how
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was his voice like
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
fucked up
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He was sad.
cobra:
he was said
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Did,
cobra:
he was
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
did
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said.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
they Bruce Willison?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
How
cobra:
Maybe
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
does that mean
spinner:
Drugged
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well,
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him
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Bruce
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up.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Wills has like. No, he has. Is it a phase
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
In a condition
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
right?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
in
cobra:
Paayahyehfasa,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and they just took like, like, If you look at all the movies that Bruce Willis has done before he retired like the last three or four years, like he should not have been in any movies because he could remember his lines, and like people are just taking advantage of his name to make like worse than the ice Trucker Leonis movie. We watched Level of movies.
cobra:
Ah, and
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
like
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maybe they
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was
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did that.
cobra:
Sam Neil's accent this bad in the first
spinner:
No,
cobra:
movie
spinner:
he didn't sound anything like. I thought that the girl played Salar Laura Durn. I know her name. I know. I said the girl.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Lord Durn,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
Laura Duran was good
cobra:
Laura
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at
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Durn.
spinner:
acting like her character in the original Like I, actually she was talking.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Hm,
cobra:
She was.
spinner:
Her cadence
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
sounded like Ow. I remember it, but it was really weird. how like background feeling and how like quiet Allen Grant was and he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
spinner:
seemed like just like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hm,
spinner:
a different
cobra:
I agree
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person.
cobra:
with Chris. He looked sad the whole time.
spinner:
I think he knew how
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
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bad this
cobra:
He's
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movie
cobra:
just
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is
cobra:
like.
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and he was just like
cobra:
Yeah, he was like.
spinner:
Fuck.
cobra:
Oh funk. I'm selling out for a pay check.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
There's two
cobra:
That's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
ways
cobra:
what
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to
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he's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
take
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doing.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it right you, just Jeff, Lit Gold blew your way through life.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True,
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Which is the
cobra:
Yeah,
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right
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Are
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way,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you Sam nearly away through life?
spinner:
which is the wrong way.
cobra:
It's either a
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Just the wrong way.
cobra:
very high high or very low Low
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
Is
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
than what you're saying.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah, that's that's what I m saying. All right. I have one more question because I'm really this. This tied in nicely to to Lord Erne's character Tyler,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and it's kind of. I see it almost in every female character in this movie. But like why? Why were they in this movie? Why do they exist? Because I didn't do anything of consequence like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the one time that Laura Duran could have been like, I'm gonna extract a sample from this thing and she made Sam Samuel do all this scary work.
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
spinner:
and when they were
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and then
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in that
cobra:
you
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
her,
cobra:
know.
spinner:
room at the end to
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
the other girl did it
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Brice Alice Howard was electricuting things out of the sky.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Is that what was
cobra:
Well,
spinner:
happening?
cobra:
she did sit. do the last, the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
last
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a little
cobra:
ax
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
shocker
cobra:
swing.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
thing. Oh,
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the last.
spinner:
Uh?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
spinner:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So
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the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I guess
spinner:
ax throw.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
they had to. They had to put all the women together, and then one. They're forced. by that logic. One of the women have to solve this problem.
cobra:
Have to
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We
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do
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
only
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something.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
have women in
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
this scene. But if it
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
was women and men,
cobra:
now,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
men solve the problem.
cobra:
so like to meet the epitome of what that, what you're describing is when they're in the hyper loop and it opens in the middle of the minds and they're like Oh, you know, that's just get out. That's the worst that can happen. And
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
cobra:
and Allen Grant has to Mac. Oh, she's really good to have in a tight situation and she does absolutely no accept screen in that whole scene.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
cobra:
Like. What the fuck is that all about?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
perfect comedy timing set up
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
right. I didn't even know. I didn't even notice that,
spinner:
It would ave been really good to have her to
cobra:
Like?
spinner:
like, kind of like in the original where she goes off to restart the generator was kind of like the same scene shocker, But then Lord, then Brice Iles
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
Howard did it,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
but in that one she did it and there was like Samuel Jackson's arm was there and she had to like run away on her own and it was really intense.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Mother fucker.
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
that would have been cool
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
if she had a scene of consequence. It's almost like how you write
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And
spinner:
characters.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
think what
spinner:
What?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that, and it's almost like they didn't give her any agency, because like again, this so called slapped together story was so confusing. She starts off as like, is almost like she slew thing, and trying to get to investigate and try to get
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
to the bottom of this thing,
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Which s like, which was good at first. Like Okay, like she's on a fucking mission. And then what do they do as soon as he meets up with Alan Grant like they diminished her character and it's like Oh, I need you because People respect you.
cobra:
Yeah, that was terrible.
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What the
cobra:
That
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fuck?
cobra:
was horrid.
spinner:
and she's almost like,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and
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like a
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like what
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bumbling,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you come
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like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
at,
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like, she's like almost like a cartoon character. After that where she's like Love
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And
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struck.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
when right? Well and I
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hated that sub plot too, And When you? when you stack up on Malcolm Allen Grant and Dr. Sadler, all together, After all these years, the two men have been thriving to a point thriving. And what has she been? She's been a. She's. just how have you been? Well, I'm divorced now all the kids have moved out. I'm fra, like. What the fuck
cobra:
Yeah, now not just that, but like. Oh, none of the men had any children because they weren't doing
spinner:
No,
cobra:
with their
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he.
cobra:
careers.
spinner:
No, An,
cobra:
She
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Malcolm
cobra:
is a woman.
spinner:
had five kids
cobra:
She had children.
spinner:
and Malcolm had five kids.
cobra:
Well,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Did he
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
have
cobra:
but
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
them?
spinner:
Yes,
cobra:
he only says that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He sired
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she expounds
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
them.
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on.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I think
cobra:
Unlike
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the term is
cobra:
sir,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he
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He
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fired.
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fired five children
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He sired.
cobra:
he's not a father. he's a progenitor.
spinner:
while he adopt.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
he adopted one who we don't see.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And then he had to pay those bills, so he's touring right,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I would like to question Lucian's logic of. He only said that in a movie like we can't take anything people say in movies as a real or consequential.
cobra:
No, because no, it doesn't make any difference in his character. He just says I had five children and that it for her she was like, Oh, you know, I had the children and it didn't work with my with my
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Ex husband.
cobra:
husband and now they're in college. Like her whole spiel about
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
how her life has been when she talked to Grant
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
She also
cobra:
is
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wrote
cobra:
about
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a couple
cobra:
her family.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and she also wrote a couple. And then he had to add, I read a couple. a few of your articles. She wrote articles.
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's it.
cobra:
yeah, meanwhile and Malcolm had five kids, But he is like the resident philosopher at Bison, because companies have those. And and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
he is like, So like what I'm saying is it doesn't affect his character. He just it's a throwaway line. I had five children for her when we get whatever back story she has between one movie and the other. It's all about how she was a mom and her kids are in college, And now she's alone, as if like women can only thrive and exist in a family. And now that she's alone, just like poor sad woman. At least
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
cobra:
that's the vie I got.
spinner:
Well.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's correct.
spinner:
No,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
well she was, but also
cobra:
Who is the tool of the patriarch.
spinner:
No,
cobra:
Now,
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let
cobra:
Matt,
spinner:
me finish
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's still you.
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first
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
cobra:
we
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of
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have.
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all.
cobra:
we have it on tape. Now, I said that and he said that's correct.
spinner:
No, she. that is true, but Allen was also unhappy with his life. To be fair, wasn't like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Because
spinner:
he was,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he was in the movie
spinner:
wasn't like he was thriving. he was,
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
spinner:
he was lonely. he was lonely and unhappy.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
He was like the other side of it.
cobra:
because
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Because
cobra:
he was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he was
cobra:
pining
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
on the movie
cobra:
for her.
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was,
cobra:
was pining for her, I think
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
cobra:
is the idea.
spinner:
Yeah, and
cobra:
but
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she
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
had the most
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
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important
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yes,
spinner:
job of all of being a mother. Oh, what are you gonna say now, patriarch
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
You're the tool. The patriearchy.
cobra:
That women don't don't have to be mothers if
spinner:
And
cobra:
they don't want to be mother.
spinner:
well, but
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
spinner:
she wanted to be. What are we doing here? This is the. I agree with you. She was poorly ridden.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M correctly,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
This movie is so topsy turvy. Somehow, Lucian was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
coming on the right side of the patriarch
spinner:
I don't
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
conversation
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know where my brain
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and I don't
spinner:
is.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
for one, do not like it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
We
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
can't we. We're on our heels. we can't. we've got to rally. Next question.
spinner:
Lucia
cobra:
Yeah,
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talking
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well,
spinner:
about
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think
spinner:
luck about talk, but you think women shouldn't vote again?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, that's
cobra:
I never said
spinner:
That's
cobra:
that
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what we're
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I mean.
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talking
cobra:
the funk.
spinner:
about.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
didn't you Spencer,
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Spencer
cobra:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
asked the question. Clearly,
spinner:
right,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you must have.
cobra:
I didn't.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
I didn't say any
spinner:
We're
cobra:
of that.
spinner:
back in the Comber zone. boys.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um, Er, we go now
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
All
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
now
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
right,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now he's on the defensive.
spinner:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He's a liar.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Equilibrium has been reestablished
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so let's you know, I think we've as a lot of good questions about what's happening in this movie and what didn't happen to this movie, as the case may be, Do you think we can solve some of these problems?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I don't know, man,
cobra:
We can try.
spinner:
We can
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
we can
spinner:
solve
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
try.
spinner:
some of them, but it's not going to fix it. The movie.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think, Instead of, instead of trying to fix the script, let's just solve a couple of things we talked about, And maybe
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that takes us from where Id get on rotten tomatoes. Like a twenty,
spinner:
Let's
cobra:
Twenty nine,
spinner:
let's rock it up
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
to a thirty seven.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Maybe a forty. We'll see. We don't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'll
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
know,
cobra:
A
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
take
cobra:
solid
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a
cobra:
forty,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
listen. I'll take
cobra:
solid
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a.
cobra:
forty.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
let's just take. Let's start where we live and start with two. Okay, let's just go from zero to one, please.
spinner:
Wait. it's not zero.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But it's twenty nine per cent. It's not zero.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No, this movie is zero.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
All
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
this
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
right,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
movie Zero, But anyways,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay so you know, use our own terminology. Let's take
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it from legendary vendor trash to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
epic vendor trash.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
All right.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wait,
cobra:
Wow, we're
spinner:
Hm.
cobra:
setting our goals very low
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
here.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And for
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a moment
spinner:
I was against.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it sounded like you wanted to. You wanted to make a ship.
spinner:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now you think
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh God, okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cool.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
going up, so let's let's see here. Let's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay. So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
if
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
many
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
things
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the
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to
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is like, So if I were starting at the beginning, then it's like Owen, and and I was going to say Red Head, Claire, Our parents?
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
do we do? We do we remove the clone child or
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do we fix this?
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I want to remove so many things.
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Okay? So how do how do we approach this as as a team? Do he remove and fix or do we change and
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I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fix?
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vote we removed the clone Girl and the locust. I think both those plot points
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are terrible.
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that works?
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It seems like
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Oh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That works.
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it's like everything is fine.
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should that be the motivator
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Yeah,
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of the movie Babies,
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big cliff hanger
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thirty seven. That's
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I think.
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it's much more
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think there's something there
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maybe
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guys hear me out, and this might sound crazy. But what if we made
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the main
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issue?
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movie ball Dynasorce,
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You're the second dog right in this movie
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M.
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with me. Maybe we
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like a dog in this house
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all right,
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We're gonna make. We're gonna make the dynasours the focal point of the Divesor movie.
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Uh, uh,
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What
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work.
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a crazy idea.
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okay,
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it's
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work.
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enough that it just might were now.
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All right,
cobra:
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So
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So how do we kick off then
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all right, opening opening
cobra:
Matt looks intent.
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opening crawl.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I was. I was thinking I would help host this podcast if you guys
cobra:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
were
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interested,
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No, I don't
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uh,
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like that idea.
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Please, please,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
as
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
please.
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I know you don't, but you're part of the
spinner:
Uh,
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problem. This is why I have to take
cobra:
Yeah,
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control
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of this and rerail this conversation. So
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I
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you
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want
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to
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get rid of. you want to get rid of the colon,
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And so you want to make this about Donasours. How, how are Owen and Brice Dallas Howard involved
spinner:
They are.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
They're only
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
seen.
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plot line?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
They're only seen if I may offer. Their only scene is just a silhouetted shower scene. It's misty
spinner:
I like it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
because we need to bring actual love into their otherwise tumultuous existence as a pair as a couple. and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Sorry,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
then we never see them again.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that's not script doctoring, sir.
cobra:
A dude.
spinner:
That's not even a movie.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I know
cobra:
you started
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That's
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this.
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not even a character.
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You,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm just trying,
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you started
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That's just
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now,
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said
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that's just
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your
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
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Crit,
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your pornography
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fan thick
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right.
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in your head.
spinner:
uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Just want to feel good
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Chris,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
about this movie.
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You turned the protagonist
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Chris,
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into
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you
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six
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started
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silouetes.
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doing this a few episodes ago.
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this a few episodes ago.
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Does
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anyone?
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script. Script Doctor is not a firing squad
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like you
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it
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is.
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just line canters up and shoot them in the face.
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You can work. If you make it six,
spinner:
Yeah,
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It's a sexy murder.
spinner:
Do murder in sexty?
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You
cobra:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
make a sixty shower, firing squad seat.
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Wow.
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You've turned our
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
okay,
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protagonist
cobra:
Wow,
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into literal
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yeah,
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sexy shadows.
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Has
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
any one ever seen the Red Shoe Diaries?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
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You know, we all
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blue,
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have
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new for me,
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so I'm
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also
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gonna. I'm
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good.
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gonna. I'm gonna be positive. we're gonna get the end of this
spinner:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
sex
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Cool.
spinner:
No,
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show.
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we
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Chin.
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can't
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Okay that.
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no, no murder.
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No murder.
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Oh God,
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right,
spinner:
Where's this going?
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Oh no,
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staying out
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no,
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of trouble.
spinner:
I picture him just touching Blue's lips
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Uh, uh, It's not a sexy shower scene. it's a sexy hot spring scene.
spinner:
And Blue is
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
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there
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my,
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watching
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Oh, oh, my.
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can I
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Yeah,
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bleeding
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may I
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be excused? Can I be excused please?
spinner:
Okay, actually, I'm rerailing this. It's really
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
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who here saw the last movie.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Nope.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So we
cobra:
Nope,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
start with a sexy showers.
spinner:
Okay, so hear me out.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
Owen's naked Now the main,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
We can say. if we want to be serious about it, they could just come out of the of the bathroom and it's like steam and their towelled,
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so we
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version
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Excitin.
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Hey,
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This
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we
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is
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Why
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had
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poise
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do you want? Okay?
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post
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come.
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coitus,
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I have. I have a serious question. Why do you want to remove them? If anything, we should remove the old cast
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Quiet. you
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H.
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like, why bring them
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quiet
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back?
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agistagist,
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okay,
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I'm serious.
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now. let's be serious. So it opens
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Okay,
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with a sexy
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Yes,
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massage
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Yes,
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yes,
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scene.
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Ah,
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Perfect.
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Yeah,
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so
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by Tim Cook,
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huh,
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it, so
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Good,
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we have to keep. we know this is. this is a sequel. This is the third part of the trilogy.
spinner:
Yes,
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You cannot
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sure
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
chop out the two main characters from the other two movies.
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Exactly
spinner:
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Sexually
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swear to
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answer.
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God,
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answer.
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to God,
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is real.
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I'm
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trying
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to say a real thing, so I think that they
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Swear.
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should.
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I swear to God.
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At the end of the last movie you guys didn't see. they release the Dnasourceinto, the world because they're monsters, So
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M,
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the opening
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
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scene should be them. They're now running a habitation and trying to find Diana. Source on the loose to, to like you know, take them out of the wild because they're killing people and put them into the sanctuary and they're naked.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
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Now. Hear me,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
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They're on a motor
cobra:
Yeah.
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instead
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cycle
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of bitch,
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Yah. I want
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it's
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to see Chris Pratt sack flapping in the wind
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on
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raining.
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that low profile Harley
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Um,
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the twist. We show it all.
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jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sex,
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in wild
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catching Sam, And how do you feel about catching the trans Source Rex? You have have the equipment for
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Yeah,
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that. I think we can get her done.
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same say.
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Ah,
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mean
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think
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yeah,
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it's a.
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I think we can get that
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done.
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Do
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skill.
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trek
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For sure.
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swim upstream?
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Yeah,
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No, my fuckers always trying to ice gate up hill.
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Eh, Great blade
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it?
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Uh
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solving.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
huh,
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They're no longer parents. They're just in this movie solving problems. Love it. Um, does Chris Pratt use the power of his weird hand
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to make all the Donsurs climanshiping containers,
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M.
spinner:
I think we need to have him using his hands
cobra:
Does he?
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at some point and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That sounds erotic.
spinner:
I want it on A is no for serious. Um, I think we should have one scene where he backs Philosarapter into Bracstellis, Howard's bosom, No, stop
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it, Chris.
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say that
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where he backs
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we're
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like
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working together on this.
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he uses his name one time to stop a dynasor. Let's it done One time.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Like a tiny one. That makes sense right.
spinner:
Yeah, get kind of startled
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
okay,
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by
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I think
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him.
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I think we need to use Chris Brett's hand gesture to stop Chris and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Spencer.
cobra:
Spencer from talking about sex.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
maybe
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It doesn't work now.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it's fine,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Next next point,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
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You
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works
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me.
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corralling the wrangling like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
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we
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yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
could keep that aspect
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
from this one.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
well, combat rolls out of the way for the getting the tern source Recks and the shipping container he can't fit in would be a great thing to do as well. that's right. so next we need to Is Tim cook a thing at this point.
spinner:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So how does he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
cobra:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
work into
cobra:
okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
this
cobra:
So The question that I have is so they released. who's they that released the dinosaurs into the world in the last
spinner:
Owen
cobra:
movie?
spinner:
and Claire
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I did not.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And Bryce? Yeah,
cobra:
So why would they be trying to bring them back
spinner:
Because
cobra:
now?
spinner:
they didn't
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
They should be
spinner:
Because
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
arrested.
spinner:
they only did it. I know they
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
should, And that was one of the big problems with the last movie. Um, actually was the little girl who let them go because she said they're just like me and let them go Because otherwise the dinasors were going to die, so she let them go free instead of Um. Instead of letting them die in this room, That was the last movie. It was horrible. Um,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We can't.
spinner:
and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We're
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she
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not
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mass
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
litigating
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murdered
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the last
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people
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
movie.
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I
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We're
spinner:
know
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
just making this one.
spinner:
I know, but he asked,
cobra:
No, but
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
we have. this is a sequel. We have to
spinner:
So
cobra:
kind
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that's what
cobra:
of
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I mean.
cobra:
use the stuff
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so that's
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from the
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why
cobra:
last
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they
cobra:
movie.
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didn't
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Unfortunate.
spinner:
actually do it. but, but they feel responsible for these dynasours getting out and all the millions of deaths that have happened, Because in this version dynasours
cobra:
Okay,
spinner:
are fucking ship up because that's cooler. Because
cobra:
So it's like it's like they saying this in the actual movies. Are you doing this because you like them or whatever? Because you feel guilty,
spinner:
Yes,
cobra:
So like playing to that.
spinner:
exactly
cobra:
Okay,
spinner:
so
cobra:
Okay,
spinner:
they actually have a motivation.
cobra:
so then what is? so? what is Biosin doing then? in this case if we don't have the colon
spinner:
So that's
cobra:
thing,
spinner:
in my opinion. that's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Money
spinner:
That's the mystery.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he financed. Er,
spinner:
we don't know.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Is it
spinner:
So we
cobra:
Okay,
spinner:
don't know what bison's doing
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Good
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yet, but they're They're bringing in all
cobra:
But they
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the,
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won. Dina started
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But they're
cobra:
for
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bringing
cobra:
that.
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in all the top dino experts and that's why they bring in Eli Sadler, Allen Grant, and and Malcolm, Because they're bringing in all the top people
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And Kala?
spinner:
and Kay
cobra:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
mean, you had me at
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Dinas,
cobra:
the first
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or
cobra:
two. but
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transport
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And Kala,
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their million
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
as the
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dollar
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
token
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plane.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
as the token. Somebody in the cast Fun. Anyways,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No, we had his right hand man.
spinner:
Wesley
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Who
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was there for all of like thirty
cobra:
Am
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
seconds and thrown away?
cobra:
ramsey. No,
spinner:
Ramsey
cobra:
No, no,
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was
cobra:
no,
spinner:
actually
cobra:
Ramsey
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good.
cobra:
was
spinner:
He was one
cobra:
was
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of the best part of
cobra:
was.
spinner:
the movie.
cobra:
Yeah.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm not saying he was. No, I'm saying there tokens, but go on
cobra:
What about? what about making Kala
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Substantial.
cobra:
Malcolm's daughter from Justice Park Two
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm fine with that, too.
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
in this
spinner:
in this story, that would be
cobra:
right,
spinner:
the case,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay.
cobra:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So she, she is a pilot that works for the fisheries and Games or whatever, But her motivations She trying to find her debt. She hasn't talked to her dad in like twenty odd thirty odd years.
cobra:
Twenty five years. A
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sure,
spinner:
Or
cobra:
yeah.
spinner:
he's gone
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
sure,
spinner:
missing.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Sure,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
got
cobra:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so bison kidnaps them.
spinner:
Yeah, well, they invite them and if they
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
don't say yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah,
spinner:
they kidnap them.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think there's kidnap.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Come straight up.
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That
spinner:
sure,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
provides like,
cobra:
Yeah.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Why are these people missing Right? why? where did my dad go? Where did these experts go?
spinner:
They have a list. Allen Grant
cobra:
I like
spinner:
has been
cobra:
that.
spinner:
missing
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
for two months. List Sadler, three.
cobra:
No, like me missing for like ten years or something.
spinner:
Well, that's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Only to
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a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
find
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lot.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
out an Malcolm has been the resident philosopher this entire time
spinner:
He's not
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
at
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going
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Bio.
spinner:
to be the resident
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Cit.
cobra:
No,
spinner:
philosopher
cobra:
No, no,
spinner:
anymore for taking
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I know
spinner:
out.
cobra:
yeah, that funk.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I've
cobra:
that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
cobra:
makes
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
asked.
cobra:
no fucking sense in any shape or form.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Can I can I talk to my family? No philosophise anyway,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
What is life? Yeah, here's a hundred
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
thousand
cobra:
U.
spinner:
dollars.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
cobra:
h.
spinner:
What his existence well done.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
So Yeah, they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
why,
spinner:
here
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
why
spinner:
kidnapped
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
not?
spinner:
by bison and we don't know why yet.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Okay. Okay, so no clone, Owen and Clare are trying to fix their mistake
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sexually,
cobra:
and Bison is collecting dinasor experts and I'm assuming Dinaserch as well for some nefarious
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Right?
cobra:
unknown reason.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
The Danes collecting
cobra:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is the reason why Owen and Claire get involved
spinner:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
because they're trying
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to take them to a safe place and they're hot on the trails of capturing. You know, let's call it blue just to have that nice thing and someone else snaps blew up from under their feet And then they're like we got to stop these evil poachers and rain. Dela Cord is like you ain't stoppin me, Chary.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
John Balia,
spinner:
Doubly.
cobra:
Except he doesn't. except, except he doesn't really have that accent
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He does.
cobra:
right.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now
spinner:
He does, n't our movie
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
and he says his famous,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it's
cobra:
All
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fucking.
cobra:
right,
spinner:
his famous catch phrase Jumbalia
cobra:
I'm here for him.
spinner:
every ten seconds,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You know.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
M.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
life don't get much better than this jump. Ali.
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
I'll give you one million dollars. Rain. What do you say, Jumbaliababy?
cobra:
Yeah, I still your joinusos and your.
spinner:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That actual was weird and I hated it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Now, what happened to you
spinner:
are we back in our born
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
if you've
spinner:
version?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
been kidding out of the Seattle
spinner:
Are we back in
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
the born
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
black
spinner:
version
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
twice
spinner:
of this movie?
cobra:
It was you.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
on round to
cobra:
It went too
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a
cobra:
far into Louisiana.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
I'm sorry. I apologize.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
round
spinner:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah.
spinner:
and bios? What do
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
spinner:
you think?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
O
spinner:
Bison
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
okay.
spinner:
takes the dynasours and dissects
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Somewhere?
spinner:
them,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay, So they want Because they want something they want. they want. I don't know its weapons.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I actually don't know. Yes, but it's like weaponized animals. I don't mind the idea that Dnasours can be trained to do things. I do mind the idea that you can use a laser pointer, and that somehow locks in
cobra:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
your pharamhones and then you
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
get murdered by them.
spinner:
Or the fact that
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But
spinner:
if you have
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think
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a laser
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
huh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
there's
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
pointer
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
something
spinner:
on someone, you can just
cobra:
oh, my,
spinner:
pull a trigger and shoot them. You're already pointing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And no,
spinner:
at them.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that, S
cobra:
Yeah.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that is,
spinner:
That's
cobra:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that's
spinner:
way
cobra:
you.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not how
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less
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
guns
spinner:
steps.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
work.
cobra:
No, you can't.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Nope,
cobra:
because, because if you're in this movie and you're a villain, you're a complete idiot and incompetent buffoon.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Right,
cobra:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you run back in to get caught caught by the cops
cobra:
Yeah, you don't run in your walking.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Rocking. Yeah, casually,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
She did
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
walk
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
walk.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
by.
cobra:
Yeah, just casually strett in
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
to get caught
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That
cobra:
by
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was
cobra:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
a
cobra:
cops.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cat. walk
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
indeed,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
What happed to that? What
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
happened to that girl? the white suit girl?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Nothing. she got arrested
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
by Lupin and they went away.
cobra:
Santos.
spinner:
Yeah, she could have. She just walked
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
that week a time, but she just walked in,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Lupin,
cobra:
She
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
out
cobra:
walks everywhere
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
in and
cobra:
people
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
out.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
start shooting her. she struts
spinner:
But even
cobra:
out.
spinner:
when they catch
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
spinner:
her
cobra:
She is running
spinner:
she,
cobra:
away from
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
laser
cobra:
Claire. She's treading
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
laser,
spinner:
she
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
out.
spinner:
walked
cobra:
It's so
spinner:
into the
cobra:
stupid.
spinner:
copse and was like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, that's
spinner:
high.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
correct, but she's
cobra:
Listen.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
secret.
cobra:
do you want to recast someone into oblivion? That's one that can go King.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Listen.
cobra:
Just
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
focus.
cobra:
funk
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we don't care about
cobra:
all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
her.
cobra:
of that.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
We're not focused on her. We are
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
focused on our story, so we have
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
got rid
cobra:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of things by using. Still there, trying to create a weapon. Some sort
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of weapon.
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's why they're trying to steal a adanasource. looking for some D N from a crustaceous area.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Where are we
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
at?
cobra:
Every time you're saying he
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
cobra:
catch
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
cobra:
me,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
God Zilla
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
uh,
cobra:
Christ,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
of God
cobra:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Zilla,
cobra:
crustation
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Lot, God
cobra:
era.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Zilla,
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Did
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
level a God, later, lobster,
spinner:
No, The problem is that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
so
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the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that
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last,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the world
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
will never,
spinner:
the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
uh,
spinner:
last movie they're making them into weapons. This one should be that they're dissecting them and trying to get their D n A to cure diseases or something. That's kind of more
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And
spinner:
like I said it's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
profitable,
spinner:
It's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
profiteering
cobra:
Oh,
spinner:
less like
cobra:
morally
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
spinner:
evil,
cobra:
ambiguous,
spinner:
bad guy,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yes,
cobra:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
why, okay, let's I'll go with it. I don't know what the less evil bad
spinner:
No
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
guy
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less
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
think,
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one dimensional. He's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But
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still bad.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So they're making by? Like Was it buy weapons in in the second movie?
spinner:
Now, the second
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Or
spinner:
movie was like literally, the same thing with the laser pointer turning them into weapons.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Right? So this one could be that they're trying to extract like H, d n a things to make people into super soldiers or poisons to kill. whatever.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
People
cobra:
I like that because they can make a cover up start to say over trying to cure diseases and trying to do like all those things, when in fact, that's just a cover for you know, creating like super sodersyrums based on dinasours, and sell it to, you know, the highest bitter or something.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And spitter venom
cobra:
I like that.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
into like, you know
cobra:
Oh
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
what does it spitter venom into like a Arisol,
cobra:
Yeah.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Arisolspray,
cobra:
yeah.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
killing it like
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
mace,
spinner:
they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
but
spinner:
like
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
these
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
worse
spinner:
are the ultimate killing machines with their d n. A. we can make advance to weapon, which we've never seen before.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So so what you're saying you're saying is
spinner:
Got
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is
spinner:
ya,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
like De nice is going to be there and she's going to be like Dennis. Go clean up the science lab and she's going to spray the toxic stuff like. Oh, no, it wasn't lemon pledge melts on dies that we're looking
spinner:
M.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Correct
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
for.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
would were in the world. Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay.
cobra:
What a very specific example.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Denise
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I mean,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
needed to go. And
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
maybe
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
and that's how we do it.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah, maybe we can't do that because we need science to be not perfect, but just more plausible. Right
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
I'm the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
like the clothing thing and that gas is gone, So can we make the the?
cobra:
Also extinct gens need to be gone to.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, Okay, that's fair. So it's like they're looking for. They're looking for like advancements and bio weaponry. Essentially. And then that's a nice paint
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
brush of
spinner:
and they're like they're testing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
close enough.
spinner:
it on
cobra:
Yeah.
spinner:
them and
cobra:
leave. leave it
spinner:
they're
cobra:
vague.
spinner:
testing it on the animals and they're like killing the animals for testing. And and the old people
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Sure.
spinner:
from the original cast they're like they're as like experts, just giving talks and explanations, but he don't know what they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
spinner:
actually.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
old people
spinner:
They're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
from
spinner:
like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the original
spinner:
told
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cast.
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
that this is just to help catch dinasours to put them in a sanctuary, But then they start going deeper and they start
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
cobra:
When
spinner:
looking
cobra:
you said
spinner:
for dipers.
cobra:
when you said old people, I thought you were just going to say they were testing this on the animals and the
spinner:
Uh,
cobra:
old people. I was like holy shit, that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
cobra:
to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
septogenarians,
cobra:
confer
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just what she? my family?
spinner:
huh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
open your mouth,
spinner:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sandra.
spinner:
uh,
cobra:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
cobra:
Oh my
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
now,
cobra:
god,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
terrible
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So Tim Cook,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Tim
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
still
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
cook,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in charge of this company?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
fucking.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Is he? Is he the big bad?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I guess
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
there's no other way
cobra:
But
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
unless
cobra:
he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
smithers
cobra:
doesn't have to be this bumbling idiot
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Suggestion. What if it's what? if it's what if he's He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But it turns out R. Smithers is the real
spinner:
O. Ramsey.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
villain,
cobra:
Who smithers?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Not Ramsey, the black suit guy.
cobra:
Oh,
spinner:
No,
cobra:
the one that
spinner:
that
cobra:
just
spinner:
guy is
cobra:
shows
spinner:
not even
cobra:
up
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now
cobra:
in the
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that
cobra:
middle
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
guy,
spinner:
that.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that
cobra:
out
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
guy's
cobra:
of nowhere.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
cut
spinner:
that guy's cut.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
like
spinner:
For
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I never
spinner:
sure.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
existed.
cobra:
that guy is dead.
spinner:
I wouldn't mind Ramsey
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm
spinner:
being
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
so glad
cobra:
That
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you
cobra:
guy is
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
said
cobra:
dead,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that.
spinner:
Ramsey, being like killing Tim, Cook and taking over.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm happy with that too. That sounds like fun. Let's do it
cobra:
Uh
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Does that make
cobra:
killing.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Tim cook
cobra:
I think.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
less two dimensional?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Killing in the name of.
spinner:
Well, I make them
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Is
spinner:
dead.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Tim Cook
cobra:
Good song,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
just a good guy trying to do good guy things And
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Ramses is running a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
secret project
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it's like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in behind
spinner:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you're leaving money on the table. slits his throat. Tim cooks like my apples.
spinner:
Slit his
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's
spinner:
throat
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it.
spinner:
with a tranisouris
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uses the laser pointer
spinner:
tooth.
cobra:
My
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to get the
cobra:
apples.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Philos refers to attack
cobra:
We.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
him.
cobra:
I thought. I thought he sliced his neck, not his apples.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What about my apples? Yeah, while he cast straight to and he bleeds out. Oh gosh. that's
spinner:
Wow,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
rough.
spinner:
that just took a turn.
cobra:
Oh my god,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
said apples.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
so
spinner:
Every
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
apparently this castration and dress, I guess that's the Dominion part.
spinner:
Listen he doesn't flow his throat, because everyone in this movie dies via dynasor, so he has to kill him with a dynasor.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh
cobra:
Yeah.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He
cobra:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
just
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
h.
cobra:
and then he can make it look like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he
cobra:
an
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
just
cobra:
accident.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
throws a little lot of rafter at him.
spinner:
He comes up behind him with a rafter
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Like Nina
spinner:
to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
stars,
spinner:
his neck
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Let's just throw.
spinner:
Is
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh
spinner:
through
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
huh,
spinner:
with the teeth. Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Get him bide.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it little bites across
spinner:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the throat.
cobra:
Get him bad.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No.
spinner:
huh.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Perfect.
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
All right.
cobra:
now I like the idea of like Ramsey, being like the shadow, sort of commander of this whole thing and killing like, I think it needs to be an accident If he's going to kill Tim Cook. it has to be an accident.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
But
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
All
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
how
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
right.
cobra:
Not
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
okay
spinner:
Wait, what.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Kill?
spinner:
No, He
cobra:
Because
spinner:
slit
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's
spinner:
his
cobra:
otherwise
spinner:
throat with a
cobra:
like
spinner:
vilossarapter.
cobra:
it would be
spinner:
We just discussed this.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm just confused.
cobra:
No.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
but now that the killing, slitting throat with luster Ave makes sense like let's keep.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He kills
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I'm
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
him like like in the last like fifth quarter of the movie Where like, It doesn't have to be an accident Because he's like she chits. Fucked right. He's trying to be secretive and now ships
cobra:
Okay.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
fuck nitronic scape and you know, clean up all the evidence.
cobra:
Oh, and okay. I like it. because then, like Tim Cook's getting in the way, he's like fun. I'm tired of this kills him.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, yeah, and I think
cobra:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think in this scenario fire locusts are semi real In the sense it's one of their things to researching. It's not the way they
cobra:
Kent.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
present it.
cobra:
can we just do
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
away with
spinner:
A.
cobra:
the locusts
spinner:
at he, the
cobra:
entirely?
spinner:
dog that
cobra:
please?
spinner:
wrote the original script. A
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
flocus.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay, we can get to
cobra:
just
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the fire
cobra:
do
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
locus.
cobra:
away with
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
But
cobra:
it.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
like
cobra:
It's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So
cobra:
stupid.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
what's like? What is the? What is the big rave? What is the thing that everyone's going to find? That's like Oh, ship there evil?
cobra:
No, they're going to find what the research is
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
What is that?
cobra:
right, and
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh, that was that was so terrible. And
cobra:
that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the other
cobra:
they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
thing,
cobra:
trying to do like bio weapons and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No,
cobra:
sell them to
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it's
cobra:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It's
cobra:
highest
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the.
cobra:
bitter.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
how. It's the how I think
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he's asking.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
specific. There's like there look papers like. Oh, they're making they on Ay. Oh, they're making bile weapons. That's fucking evil.
cobra:
Oh, that could be experimenting on people. that could be experimenting on the animals
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I want
cobra:
Like
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
you to
cobra:
dissecting
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
pick one.
cobra:
them.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
You sent a bitch.
spinner:
Both.
cobra:
They're doing all of those they find.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I want
cobra:
They
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to
cobra:
find
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
see
cobra:
all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
it
cobra:
of
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in
cobra:
those.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the movie. I don't want to fucking
spinner:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
have the
spinner:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
exposition,
spinner:
all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
The ship
spinner:
right,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to
spinner:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
me,
spinner:
they walk so en Malcolm is like there's something up here and then they're like Tuck to eat to Sadler, and to grant An, they're like. He's like, Follow me and he goes into the basement and he's like, Look in this lab and he finds like someone's skin. That's like half dinas or scales. And what the fuck it's going on here
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
And they go to the other room and it's like I did a sore with his brain open And they're like all these fucking notes in it and they're like the hell are they trying to do Here?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
spinner:
And then it's like he's trying to create the next step
cobra:
So
spinner:
of evolution.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
And that's when Ramses walks in with his vilossarapter gun and shoots one at them.
spinner:
Let's both their throats
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I
spinner:
with with
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
look at
spinner:
tityvilos
cobra:
Also African.
spinner:
rapters,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Uh, uh,
spinner:
The
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
teranisoris
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He's just got
spinner:
tended
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
spinner:
for
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
lots
spinner:
gods.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of rat both his hands on. He lost rafters
spinner:
That's what science is
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and
spinner:
taking
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he walks
spinner:
us,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
up behind them like, yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It.
cobra:
He tasted it on himself.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes, I am the next logical step in evolution.
cobra:
Raises his hands, and just like tolaocalshit,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
And he has like sunglasses
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah, that's correct.
spinner:
all the time, and when he takes his glasses off, his eyes are like rapterized.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, and the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
little the little rafters, they used the cross red so they spit the acid.
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That's right.
cobra:
Ah, I see An can Ramsey die of like hoist his own petard, like spitting acid on himself by mistake or something like that
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That works
cobra:
At the end,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
back. splash. Oh, no, jumble.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
New rain.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay, Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
cobra:
Jump.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
okay, No, I like this. I think we're getting somewhere on these things. Science is solved. We solved the locus.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
They're just Chris. Press. Weird hand
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
is, I think we have to chop off Chris's press hand and at the end he
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
That
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
gets
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
works.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
us.
cobra:
We're gonna.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
He gets a science
cobra:
We're going to have
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
engineered.
cobra:
Chris Pratt without a hand.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No, he's going to get a rafter hand to replace.
cobra:
Wow,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
That's why he loses his powers. They take that hand completely off.
spinner:
Who are you? Without your hands?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It's that. it's like I don't
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
even know who
cobra:
He's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I
cobra:
like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
am.
cobra:
Samson from the Bible, but hands
spinner:
We,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Look, look,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
There
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
sky
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
walker,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
go,
spinner:
we've been working
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and instead
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Diana,
spinner:
on.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
of
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
sore
spinner:
We've been
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
hands.
spinner:
working on
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
spinner:
dynasor
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a biotic
spinner:
hands.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
hand is dinasorhand. He gets that you know the dinastory at the N of this movie like fucking Wolfarin claws, and stabs the gig. a
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
The
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
tonasouric.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
deer. Sure,
cobra:
You got Chatsaros.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
The
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
a shad source,
cobra:
chat
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he
cobra:
or
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
gets sucking a hand like that and he just go around
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
and start
cobra:
Nice.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
stabbing Danasource like the genetically enhanced ones.
spinner:
So in this movie,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I can see
cobra:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that.
cobra:
don't have to stop
spinner:
So the
cobra:
them
spinner:
first,
cobra:
with my hands. I
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
M.
cobra:
can stab
spinner:
the first
cobra:
them.
spinner:
half of the movie is just Owen, and then like going from like set piece to set piece with dinasor sucking up cities and cool. That's what everybody wants to see anyways. The dinasors like in our world, fucking shit up, so they're stopping them and taking them down. They have like a whole.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
Remember an avatar to do any avatar to
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Nope,
spinner:
Okay.
cobra:
Nope.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Too topical.
spinner:
Sorry, so they have like a really
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
good system of how to take down the big ones Like it's really methodical and cool and they set traps and it's all like dope And then while while that's
cobra:
Okay,
spinner:
going on,
cobra:
I'm here for that.
spinner:
while that's going on An, there's like set pieces of those. they're at biosin, the old people figuring out what they're doing and when they get the information, they leave and they're like We need to get it to some one we can trust, And then they go.
cobra:
We were. Who can
spinner:
I
cobra:
we
spinner:
know
cobra:
trust?
spinner:
Owen And I can trust He. He worked under me. One of them worked with Owen. Sure,
cobra:
Oh,
spinner:
so they go back and
cobra:
in the shower, he worked
spinner:
Quiet.
cobra:
under
spinner:
Do
cobra:
me in the shower.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Sexually,
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the born
cobra:
Is
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versions
cobra:
that
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done? So then they, then they
cobra:
it's
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get,
cobra:
done?
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then they
cobra:
It's
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get
cobra:
done.
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them the
cobra:
Okay.
spinner:
evidence, but they're like they're too big. that the government is all in their pockets or whatever. We have to take them down ourselves. So that puts all our characters together with a common goal And there's only five of them, So it's not like a billion characters to share the screen, so you can actually give each other some
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm,
spinner:
time.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
There's six,
spinner:
No, there's five.
cobra:
Who's the sixth
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
The daughter,
cobra:
O Kala?
spinner:
No, she's
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Kala,
spinner:
oh, right right
cobra:
Kala,
spinner:
right.
cobra:
Kala,
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she's in this
cobra:
She's
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six.
cobra:
the
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That's
cobra:
daughter
spinner:
fine. Six is
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
She,
spinner:
fine
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Malcolm's daughter,
spinner:
and yeah, they re united like she's like. Oh my God, I have children.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
She went when they meet the first time. she walks up to him and punches him square in the face.
spinner:
That's to get that. So leaving me in Louisiana,
cobra:
Yeah, something like that.
spinner:
Um, and then they go
cobra:
Oh God, with rain,
spinner:
with Randelago
cobra:
Delacourt, Jenbaliajblia,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
My step daddy, Rain Delacour,
spinner:
Jambalaa, And then so then
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
they all have to go back and take out bison, And that is Act three and they're going to do it by releasing all the Diana source there intentionally And the dinosaurs
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
In
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Again,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the
spinner:
kill everybody.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
wait, but
cobra:
Wait,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
remind
cobra:
but that's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
me where
cobra:
that's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
the location
cobra:
That's what
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
is,
cobra:
they're
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
though
spinner:
I don't know.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
The Italian Alps,
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
It's fun.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Dolaminealups.
spinner:
Sure,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
okay,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
so they go there
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
on
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and
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
to
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they
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
change
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have this
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that
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operation where they're all doing ship, and en Malcom is doing shit
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Uh,
spinner:
fucking out, and Grant doing ship,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
uh,
spinner:
and yeah, and then they take them down. I don't know. Actor is just a big action scene done and done,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
spinner:
And way
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Okay,
spinner:
more people die in this movie. My biggest complaint with this movie is the original Drastic Park was a horror movie.
cobra:
This.
spinner:
Really,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
and this movie is a fucking marvel film.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
spinner:
Our movie
cobra:
I,
spinner:
is it's a
cobra:
I
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horror
cobra:
like
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film.
cobra:
the fact that they don't treat.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You watch your
cobra:
I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
tone
cobra:
like that. they don't treat
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
when you
cobra:
all
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Marvel's
cobra:
of the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
name
cobra:
dynasors
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
out your mouth.
cobra:
as monsters. I like that
spinner:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
True,
cobra:
because like they're just animals right, but by the same token there's no stakes. nobody dies. Nobody barely gets hurt. Really in this
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
be
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
None
cobra:
good
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
of the
cobra:
if somebody
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
main characters
cobra:
died.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
now, But what
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
real quick did any of you notice in that chase scene in Malta, when like he's on the motorcycle Zipipzippin, And then there was like some T Rex level looking dynasor champing people off the street
spinner:
Yeah.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
like it
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
was a flash.
spinner:
that was cool.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Those are the
cobra:
yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
ones that escaped from the underground market,
spinner:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the down market
cobra:
Black
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
fight
cobra:
market.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
club.
spinner:
that
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
guy.
cobra:
yeah,
spinner:
that guy in
cobra:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh,
spinner:
the scooter got
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
it
spinner:
jumped.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
seems so like normal every day like they were already
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
cobra:
people
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
walking
cobra:
are like
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
around
cobra:
up. That goes a.
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There
cobra:
the other
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goes
cobra:
one.
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Billy.
cobra:
Yeah, yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Curious.
cobra:
it
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
but
cobra:
was
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
cobra:
very
spinner:
classic
cobra:
weird.
spinner:
Billy.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Oh billy.
spinner:
uh,
cobra:
Yeah,
spinner:
yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
spinner:
there's more of
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um,
spinner:
that in this
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
spinner:
movie,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
So we we solve the the script doctoring. I think we fixed
spinner:
Which
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
as much as we can. I would argue that we definitely changed this movie. It's no longer the same script. It's the
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Which
cobra:
It's
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which
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
script of Theseus,
cobra:
it's Theseus
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which
cobra:
movie.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
It's Theseus's
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legacy
cobra:
movies.
spinner:
character dies? Could you need one of those?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
It should be Grant, because that man's got nothing
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
left to live
spinner:
He,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
for.
spinner:
just, he literally
cobra:
he's
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just
cobra:
so
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jumps
cobra:
sad
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into
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now
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a tres
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like
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mouth.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Now, what are you talking about? He finally got together with Sadler. You gonna take that away from him?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
spinner:
Yeah, he's gonna
cobra:
Yes,
spinner:
die sacrificing
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Wow,
spinner:
himself to save
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
he
spinner:
her.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
doesn't.
cobra:
he sacrifices.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He did. that
cobra:
Yeah, exactly
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
isn't there? You
cobra:
exactly
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
go
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Okay,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
see. thank you.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I see this and I will allow it. But what? At first, He and Drshsatler have a sexy shower
spinner:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
scene.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hey.
spinner:
uh.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
now
cobra:
With
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
you're
cobra:
Owen
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
working
cobra:
and Claire,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
now you're cooking with
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with
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
gas,
cobra:
Owen and Claire,
spinner:
Hold on.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Owen and Clara.
cobra:
all all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh,
cobra:
four of them. All
spinner:
Hold
cobra:
four
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on
cobra:
of them
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Let
cobra:
have
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the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
me
cobra:
a
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pill
cobra:
shower.
spinner:
Takes ten minutes to kick in. Just wait a minute.
cobra:
Uh, uh,
spinner:
shower. water is getting
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Somebody.
spinner:
cold.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
um,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
cobra:
All right.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
cobra:
you guys get started. I'll
spinner:
Yeah,
cobra:
be right there.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
somebody. rub my shoulders.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
This
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
has been
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
rub my
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
longer
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
shoulders.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
than four hours. Um.
cobra:
M.
spinner:
You got a comet.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
can we go to the doctors before we
cobra:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
take over
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
No,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Viosin?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
spinner:
M.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
lay down and I got. I got another round left in me
spinner:
Dr. Woo. Can you check this out for me?
cobra:
Oh, this is this is back now.
spinner:
Dr. Wool
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Wicked
spinner:
comes
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um,
spinner:
in.
cobra:
Uh,
spinner:
Did
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
No,
spinner:
somebody
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we did.
spinner:
out some food
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Dr. fiendish door.
cobra:
Yeah, I just said I thought. what is this? Nessanorgy and I wasn't invited.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
First of
cobra:
I'm
spinner:
Genetically?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
all,
cobra:
going
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
he's
cobra:
to sit
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
not
spinner:
Might
cobra:
down.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
walking
spinner:
a.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
in anywhere.
spinner:
Yeah, he rolls in.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He's too sad.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
cobra:
No, he has T Rex for for
spinner:
Wait
cobra:
legs,
spinner:
to
cobra:
So the tax
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wait till
cobra:
walk
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you
cobra:
for
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see
cobra:
him.
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my
cobra:
He's
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Tex
cobra:
just there.
spinner:
Pinus
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M
spinner:
genetically modified
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
What.
spinner:
for your pleasure.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Let's take it
cobra:
Yeah,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
off his
cobra:
it's
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
coat.
cobra:
like the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
He starts takin of
cobra:
Is it like to Rex hand?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
cobra:
Is that what it is?
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes, and he starts to take his
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
M.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
clothes off. And then one's like no, leave the said sweater vest
cobra:
Uh,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
thing
spinner:
Hm,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
on.
cobra:
yeah, just the sweater.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
just
cobra:
Take the shirt. leave the sweater on.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Just
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Well, that's all the time we have
spinner:
Just leave.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
for to day.
spinner:
Leave
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Um,
spinner:
the sweater.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
M.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I think
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
please.
cobra:
Uh,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we did. We did the best we could in
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
You
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
the
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
know
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
time we had. I think we even improved this movie. We definitely
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
So
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
did no
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
script, doctor. We fixed. We changed it, and I
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
think that was the only way to save this. I couldn't truly live without. Um. basially. the patient died and we used parts from the patient to save other patients, And that's the best
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
cobra:
We're
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we
cobra:
all
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
could
cobra:
Dr.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
do.
cobra:
Frankenstein
spinner:
We're
cobra:
here
spinner:
all Dr.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah,
spinner:
woo. here.
cobra:
That too.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yes,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
I threw that ship before I walked in the room.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Any who? for now?
cobra:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Oh, we have socials. I don't know why you're going to use them, but
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I got to be got to say. We're gonna stay positive. We're gonna be
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
that's right.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Dr. en malcom about this and not Dr.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Stay positive.
cobra:
Um,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Sad pants.
cobra:
um,
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
woo,
cobra:
yes,
spinner:
Do
cobra:
yes, yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
Yeah, so social Twitter? Still the thing. We're still trying it. Who
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Hm.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
knows if it's going to be a thing forever?
spinner:
I hope not
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
we probably won't get promoted over Elan must, so you'll never see what tweet. but if you would like to tweet us
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Mate.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
at your On cast, we also have the email address Your wrong cast at email dot com, and we even have a website. It is w w w dot. your wrong cast, dot c. A. Those are all things
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
that exist in the world. You're welcome.
cobra:
This movie has removed all of our wills
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I
cobra:
to live.
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
never
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
had any of the first place, so
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
yeah,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
jokes on you.
spinner:
Jokes on you,
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
for now,
spinner:
Terrassic world?
matt_can_t_fix_this_patient_:
I'm met.
spinner:
Ah,
cobra:
I am Luciano
spinner:
I'm Spencer, Nailed it.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
And I'm sure that if we brought in one fine Dr. Louise Guzman to direct the sex shower scenes, we will have nothing but a sex sexual time.
cobra:
Jumala.
jurassic_world_enter_the_d_umb_:
Yes, you did it. Somebody did it.