Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, June 14th, 2024 / Chantel discovers a nothing hamburger, we talk about mystery meat & surprise bowl parties, how simple Josh can be about only certain things, Father’s Day weekend, dad rock, and Josh has to choose between a loud chewer and spit talker.

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It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the podcast. A replay of today's full show. It's Friday, June 14th. On today's show, I discover a nothing hamburger. We talk about mystery meat and surprise bowl parties, how simple Josh can be about only certain things, it's Father's Day weekend, dad rock, and Josh has to choose between a loud chewer and a spit talker.

Thanks for listening. Catch the show live weekday mornings from 6 to 10. It's wake up classy 97, the podcast. Enjoy today's show. Classy 97.

It's Josh and Chantel. It is Friday. Hey. Hey. Hey.

I know. That's a lot of heys. No. It does you can never have too many heys on a Friday. Hey.

Hey. Friday. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Today is World Blood Donor Day. Oh, fantastic.

There are hospitals, clinics, and a bunch of medical institutions that are always in need of more blood. You can give the gift of life. You can find a donation center near you and save a life with just 1 visit. You should not go donate blood. I know.

I fall asleep. Yeah. They don't on purpose. They don't like your kind there. They they have a good time with me.

Do they? I think so. I don't know. What's weird is that, like, I don't have a problem with needles. I don't have a problem with blood.

My body has this internal reaction where when my blood pressure changes because of giving blood, it likes to go to sleep. I don't know why, but it does. So World Blood Donor Day. Donate if you can. It's a big deal.

National New Mexico Day. Hey. New Mexico. Yep. Also movie night.

It's national movie night. So, get get some friends, some family together, dim the lights, watch a movie. It's movie night. Nice. National flag day, today, and it is the army's birthday.

Oh, happy birthday, army. Yep. National strawberry shortcake day. It's cupcake day as well. Strawberry shortcake cupcakes maybe.

Combine the 2. And your favorite thing in the whole wide world Strawberry shortcake? No. What? International bath day.

I love a bath. So you could have your strawberry shortcake cupcake in the bath. I could just regular strawberry shortcake. I don't need a strawberry shortcake cupcake. Just regular.

Just rags. Okay. You like a bath? I do. I don't.

I'm sorry. I don't like my body sitting in water like that. You what's the difference? You sit in you like to sit in a hot tub? Yes.

It's sitting in water, isn't it? Not like that. It is too like that. It's different. It is different because you're sitting in other people's Yeah.

Garbage. I like that. You do? Yeah. I don't like sitting in my own just by myself.

Way to make it real gross. Yeah. I know. Happy Friday. It's Josh and Chantel.

Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Father's Day is coming up on Sunday. It is. And they did a survey to see when people call their dad versus when people call their mom for help.

So For help? For help. Yeah. They found that moms are more likely to get the call when kids need emotional support, like when you're sick or you did bad on a test from school or you're having some friend drama or you're having a bad day. But dads are the ones that people call when they need help dealing with more serious issues.

Okay. Like, dad, I got in a crash, or, dad, I need you to come fix this thing, or, dad, I'm sitting in a jail cell. Oh, I see. We get that kind of stuff. You get you get to do that kind of stuff.

Well, I appreciate that at least I get a call. I handle the emotional stuff, I guess. Do you like that? I don't mind it. Okay.

Do you like your part of the job? I don't mind it. Alright. I'll take care of, like, this is broken. Yeah.

Okay. Let's, figure it out. I mean, our kids from when they were little, things were broken, and they would come to me with them and say, oh, I'll just have dad fix it. Like, they wouldn't even ask me to try to fix it. They were just, I'll have dad fix it.

Dad will take care of this. And, I think I do. You do. And that's great. I don't mind it.

I've become pretty codependent on you to do that kind of stuff. Right? Yeah. No. This is broken.

I can't say it. Mhmm. Okay. You're a fixer. You like to fix things.

I mean, I try. Do I do an okay job? It's fine. When when when I walk away, are things better than before I touch them? Most often than not, for sure.

When have they not been? Can't even think of 1. Let's go. I said 1 nice thing. You're pretty, and I love you.

I wanna introduce you to somebody, Chantal. Who is it? Catherine Cole. She's from Hennepin, Utah. And she was 1 English credit shy of graduating when she left school in the 19 forties Oh, wow.

To help take care of her family. Catherine is now 97 years old. She's still active, and she spent the last few years working with students at the, 1 of the public schools there to improve her reading skills. The school district has been so impressed with Katherine's work, they decided that all the time she had spent helping students qualified her to, earn her missing English credit, and she was finally presented with a diploma at the high school graduation ceremony. At 97 years old, she is now a high school graduate officially, which I think is so cool.

She said, this is what I've been waiting for my whole life, and I haven't been able to get it. Oh. It's never too late to keep learning, she said. She plans to continue working with students in the district for as long as she is able, and I think that's really special. That's fantastic.

Yep. Congrats, Catherine. That's a big deal. She's now officially got a high school diploma. Graduate.

I think that's amazing. I love that. Good news to get you going on your Friday on classy 97. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel.

Friday morning. Hi. Hi. Let's talk about some social etiquette rules Okay. And my maybe aren't necessarily polite Alright.

That maybe need to be done away with. Okay. What? Go for it. Okay.

How about you're at a party, and there's 1 last piece of food remaining on a serving platter? I never take it. Nobody ever takes it. And then it usually just ends up getting thrown away because everybody's afraid to take that last piece. Just take the last piece.

That's fair. Because it I usually just leave it for somebody else. That's what everybody's doing, and then it just gets thrown in the garbage. Oh, poor piece of food. I just wanted to be eaten.

What about if somebody has a piece of food in their teeth or on their face? Yeah. Or their zipper is down Yeah. Or there's something on their clothing. Okay.

I usually go, like, you got a spot. If somebody's got something in their teeth, do you say? Yeah. Usually. Because it's usually you, and I go, you got a thing.

You you got a thing in your tooth. That's different because we have a different comfort level. Okay. Would you be comfortable telling anybody else that they had something in their teeth? Sure.

You would. Yeah. I don't have a problem with that. Sometimes if it's a stranger, then I get I mean, if I if I'm having a conversation with somebody and they have something in their teeth, I might be like, hey. Just so you know, there's a little line with the cilantro.

You got some cilantro. That's polite. You should tell them that because then they'll be embarrassed later on. Right. If they're like, what?

Nobody told me all day. How long have I had the cilantro? It sticks to the teeth. It's usually broccoli. That does it too.

In my case. Usually pepper. Yeah. That 1 spot where pepper likes to hide out. No Pepper there right now, is there?

No. You haven't had Pepper this morning. No. I haven't. Good job.

Thanks. How about if somebody asks you if you want something? Like, you go to somebody's house, and they're like, oh, would you like something to drink? And you say, no. I'm good.

I usually Just because you wanna be polite. I'm okay. Even though you really, really want it. But, No. If I really, really want something, I'd be like, you know what?

Yeah. I'd love ice water. Hook it up. Hook it up. I guess, apparently, in the Netherlands, if they offer The what?

The Netherlands. The Netherlands. The the Netherlands. Yes. If they offer it once and you say no, then they're gone.

You get 1 opportunity. 1 shot. 1 opportunity. You better take it. Can I get you something to drink?

Absolutely. I might not want it right now, but I definitely will later. Save it for later. What's another 1? 0, people are expecting an immediate text or callback Uh-huh.

As if they're entitled to your time. Why didn't you respond in the appropriate amount of time? I responded when I responded. Yeah. Like, they're a wizard.

Occupied. A what? A wizard. Who's a wizard? The people that respond.

They respond precisely when they are meant to, like a wizard. Social etiquette rules. Well, thank you for sharing. Eat the last piece of food on the serving platter. Just take it.

Even if it's that 1 lonely carrot just waiting on the veggie tray. Aw. It's for you. You can have it. Yeah.

Eat it. Wake up, glassy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. So we had a thing that we were at last night. Yeah.

It was a thing for my other job, and they had food there. And 1 of the pieces of food was on, like, a it was like a kebab type thing. The skewer thing? Yeah. I didn't eat that.

How come? I don't like prosciutto. Oh, is that what it was? I yeah. It was like Okay.

Tomatoes and and mozzarella prosciutto. You couldn't really tell what was on it. That's what it looked like today. I didn't want it. Mystery things.

So I grabbed it, and Emery also had 1. And she and I were both like, what do you think this thing is? I didn't grab it. I thought it was cheese. It was cantaloupe.

What? It did not have tomatoes and mozzarella on it? It did it had mozzarella. It did not have tomatoes. That was not tomatoes.

That was not tomatoes. That was cantaloupe. And then there was And prosciutto. A piece of mystery meat. Yeah.

Prosciutto. I don't like I don't like prosciutto when it's all like, you gotta chew on it a lot. Me, what kinda what is this? And she said, I think it's meat. And I go, I know, but what kind of meat?

And she goes, I don't know. And then I just hurried and ate it with something else because You have to chew on it so much. No. I didn't. I just ate it with the other I'm just saying in general.

Like, I it's very, fibrous as a meat Yes. And I'm not a fan. I feel like it needs to be cooked. Like, it looks like I'm just having raw bacon. So I ate mine, and then Emery goes, what was that?

I go, I don't know. I ate it with something else so that I didn't have to taste it. I ate it with the other thing that was and I just heard it and went, hope. And then I washed it down with some water. No.

Uh-uh. I I didn't even go near it. I looked at it, and I went, I don't know what that is. And I kept moving on. I did like that dip.

I had I went back for more of that dip. What dip? That, like, spinach dip. I didn't even see that. Oh, it was the favorite part.

There was some mystery things in bowls. Yeah. I didn't know what a lot of it was. Bowls of mystery. What is this bowl of?

That's a party. We could do that. Everybody bring a bowl of something. No. Yes.

It's a mystery bowl party. I like this idea. Is it hummus? I don't know. Well, that's what there was 1 bowl that looked like hummus, and I said that was like hummus.

Spinach dip. I'm gonna grab that hummus. I saw I think 1 thing had ranch in it, but I couldn't be sure. Yeah. That was for the veggies over the next to that.

Right? I didn't see the artichoke down. Which you might have thought was ranch. Possibly. Because it was between there was the big bowl of ranch, the veggies, the hummus, and then the the spinach dip.

And then I think there was, like, a bowl of salsa. Yeah. I don't know. There was a lot of bowls. Alright.

There's a lot of bowls of stuff. I That's what I'm saying. We need to do this. We need to have, like, a mystery bowl party, and you come with your lid on it. And then at 1 1 time, everybody counts down.

And we open the lids, and the aroma just hits. I think that's a cool idea. Why do you have to count down? Because it's a bowl party. That's what you do at a bowl party.

Have you never been? No. Yeah. Mystery No. The cantaloupe was a surprise.

I thought it was cheap. I know. The cantaloupe was a surprise. I thought it was cheese. No.

It's cantaloupe. Classy 97. It's Josh Enchanto. So here is what I think is funny about you. About me?

About you. Okay. You like to keep a very simple, simplified, computer desktop. Yes. I don't like a bunch of icons.

I hate that. I don't like that. Phone? You don't like a bunch of icons on your phone? If you look at my phone Tucked away nicely.

Have, right now, 0 icons on my wallpaper. But your truck has a lot of icons. Where? Everywhere. No.

Yeah. No. You've got patches on the ceiling. Well, they they don't go on the ceiling now. They go on a different spot.

Stickers on the windows. Not yet. I was looking for a good sticker. I couldn't find a good sticker. You keep a very simplified you like things tidy, orderly Mhmm.

Except when it comes to your truck gadgets. And then, yeah, overcomplicate it all. No. Yeah. Yeah.

You add all every icon. No. Yeah. No. Like, 1 fish sticker.

Like, there are there are people that go way beyond what I do. And you've done that before. Oh, you can sticker bomb stuff. Yeah. You have done that.

Yeah. I had an entertainment center that was, when I was living at home as a child. It was in my teenage bedroom and then went to college with me. Yeah. And, it was covered.

It was cool. Oh, and we first got married. Apartment. Yeah. We had that too.

When we met, you got to see it, witness it. It was cool. Was it? I thought so. But, no, there's like, I have places where stickers go now.

Like, I have I have my camping box and my cooler, kind of like a sticker book, but they're like sticker boxes. I like to like, my watercolor box has stickers on it. My camp kitchen has stickers on it. My, my cooler that I take camping has stickers on it. So it places now.

In your old truck, you collected these what did they call it? Morale patches? Morale. Morale patches? Yes.

And and it's a thing in overlanding to put them on the ceiling. And so that truck was built for that purpose, and it had all that stuff. Yeah. But now I don't have the same kind of headliner. It's a it it Velcro doesn't stick to it.

So I found out that in, the truck I have now, there's a different place you put them, so I've put them there. Yeah. You spent a good chunk of your evening Well, I was putting other stuff away, not just patches. I was putting other stuff away. When you move from 1 vehicle to another, you got like, now I gotta move my flashlight and my, my little floss pick bag.

I gotta move that over. And my sunglasses and my lens cleaner and my lens wipe, I gotta move that stuff over. And then I was like, I have 13 cup holders. I don't know what to do with that many cup holders. You leave them empty.

They are all empty right now, but I'm looking around going like, there's a lot of cup holders. And then did you know there's, like, 3 places to plug in chargers? What? I know. 4.

There's 4. How about that? How about it? So so get this. You know how sometimes you would get in my truck and you're like, I need to use your charger?

Yeah. Bring your own cable. I've already got you set. You just gotta bring your cable. I don't You can you can boop right there.

I never had a cable, though. That's why I had to use yours. No. I know. But now you can bring your own.

But I never have my cable. But now you can. But I just need to use yours. Or you could just bring your own. No.

Yeah. I've got it all set. All you have to do is plug in. Mine will be busy No. It won't.

Charging my known things. No. Mhmm. Josh, I have to use yours. Or you could bring your own.

It's never I have so many places to plug things in. It's never gonna work. It's gonna work. No. I have to use yours.

No. You don't. Josh. Chantel. What marriage is about.

You bring your own cable. Get out of here. It's Josh and Chantel on classy 97. You know you know those cute little things that they give little kids? Excuse me.

Sorry. What are you what You know, the cute little things they give little kids when they say, this is all about my dad. And they say, my dad is Okay. Yeah. And they fill it out.

Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. I asked her 14 year old daughter to do this last night. Serious?

I swear I am. Alright. I asked Emery. So this is, like, the thing that they give. Here's the thing about Father's Day and these types of things.

They Father's Day falls outside of the school year. Yeah. So there's never, like, a, let's make your dad your dad a craft. You would throw it away anyway. Because that's not the point.

The point is dads get the short end. Oh, dads. The time. Womp womp. Womp womp.

Womp womp. Dads. Dads get the short end. Yeah. Yeah.

Go on. Let's on the craft spectrum, yeah. I don't get a sandpaper heart necklace made of macaroni. None of that. You wouldn't wear it anyway.

Construction paper glued in layers, and then you sand the middle so you can see all the different colors of sandpaper down through the middle. I'll tell Emery to make you 1 of those. It's fine. It's the the the window is, like, passed. That's an elementary school thing.

Go on with your list. Alright. The this is like a like a Mad Lib, you fill in the blank? Yeah. Alright.

Cool. My dad is 42 years old. That's her answer? She got it right. Okay.

It was supposed to be age? Yeah. Okay. My dad has bluish green with yellow eyes. Okay.

Is that right? I go yellow? I don't Look close. I am I don't see yellow. Oh, maybe you need to look closer.

I've I've been looking at your eyes for years. Up close? Maybe there's maybe there's some color in there. I don't know. Like, bluish what?

Bluish green with yellow eyes. Cool. He he has this color hair. Couldn't tell you. He's bald.

That's what Emery said. Couldn't tell you. My dad's job is to do the radio morning show. Okay. I said, what's his specific title?

Do you know his specific title? She goes, oh, radio director? I like peanuts. I like peanuts. My dad's favorite drink is Sprite.

I do like Sprite. My dad's favorite color is orange. I said, I think it's yellow, but It's yellow. Is a close second. Yep.

And I like red. You've got more orange things than yellow things. Oh, a lot more green and fluorescent y things than anything. Yeah. My dad's favorite thing to do is fishing.

Yeah. Gotta go do that. My dad always says, it takes as long as it takes. Listen. That is sound solid advice.

Any any anytime. If this is gonna take forever, no. It's not. It's gonna take as long as it takes. That's solid advice, and it's it's it's a variable amount of time.

Because if you get into it and we knock it out, it takes less time than if you. So Well, when she said that, I go, my dad always says it, and she goes, takes as long as it takes. I hate when he says that. Right. Don't say it takes forever.

This is gonna take forever. No. It's not. My dad is happiest when he sees me. Talking about me.

Talking about you. About me, Chantel. Yeah. That's nice. What I love about my dad is he's my dad.

Okay. Low bar. You won. Nice. I think she did alright.

That's cool. I like it. Yeah. I'm a I'm a big fan. That's nice.

What color is the hair? Couldn't tell you. Is bald. Wake up, classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel.

So right after the show today, we're headed to Utah. What? Because we're gonna go see Janet Jackson. Right. Janet.

Janet Jackson. Janet. We got some rhythm nation happening. Now you've been contemplating what to wear. How you how you feeling about your choice?

Meh. Okay? At first, I was like, I I'll the clothes I have are just mom clothes. Do you do you can you not wear mom clothes to a Janet Jackson? Not cool.

I just don't have cool clothes. They're just mom clothes. Yeah. Right? And so think you would wear if you didn't have mom clothes?

What would you be wearing? Something cool. Like? I don't know. Leather pants?

What is cool? No. That's too hot. Well, right. That's why I'm saying.

What what's a cool thing to wear? I'm wearing what I'm wearing now, which is, these shorts. Yeah. And this shirt that looks like a sunset. Cool.

This is it. And I'm wearing this hat. The same hat you painted in that beautiful picture. I was sitting there, though, realizing that probably, more than likely, most of the fans there are also gonna be my same age. Uh-huh.

And so then I just went, they're all gonna be Alright. So here's here's your mission. Because somebody's gonna go all out. Yeah. And I want you to I want you to point around, but, like, that's what I should have worn.

Okay. Like, that's what I meant when I said I should dress cool. Okay. I will. Alright.

Because I don't know what that means. I don't either, Josh. I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt. I've never been cool. We're gonna be sitting on a lawn.

By the way Yeah. By the way What's the deal with, not being able to bring in a blanket or your own chairs? We had to pay Rent chairs? $15 to rent a chair. Each?

Each. What's that about? $30 to rent chairs. Silly. What the heck?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't like it. I don't either.

But I'm not just gonna sit in the grass. No. Right? No. Never.

What? I'm gonna sit in a chair. Well, because you bought yeah. There were chairs. You could buy a chair.

Upgraded the tickets when I bought them, but I didn't understand. I thought we'll spring our own. Well yeah. That's probably safer. I'm not I'm not a Richie Rich up here.

I'm not buying front row seats. We could've I'm it's a good rule that they have that you can't bring your own chairs in because what if somebody brings, like, a a huge, tall chair? For sure. Okay. Alright.

That's fine. Control. Controlling. Control. Alright.

That's a Janet Jackson song. Control. Alright. Are you excited? I am.

Are you? Yes. Is this, we talked about this isn't necessarily a bucket list show, but you're excited to see Janet. Excited because who doesn't love Janet Jackson? Hi.

She's amazing. This is it's cool. And you said she's 58. 58. And she's got choreography, and she's doing 40 songs.

Well, that's what the Internet said. It could change. But also the plan? Why don't we play more Janet Jackson on classic? I don't know.

I because, we gotta talk to somebody in charge. That's me. I Yeah. We need to have a little escapade up in here. I see.

Well, we'll work on it. Or some black cat or I mean rhythm nation. Maybe. We'll see what happens. Let's see if I can throw that on for you.

I'm excited. Janet, we're coming for you. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Yeah.

Here's here's the part of the show where Chantel, doesn't know what she's talking about, but she's angry about it. To to know what I'm talking about. Didn't when you started being angry about it. You said it was a nothing hamburger? Just yes.

That's what I said. What is I said it's a nothing hamburger. That's exactly what I said. I'm never saying anything else other than it's a nothing hamburger. I don't I don't remember what you said.

That's what I said. Okay. I said it's a nothing hamburger. If you've been listening to this show for a while, you know that I have hated football for a really long time until This last season. This last season when I watched a show that starred Kirk Cousins.

Right. And I really got into Kirk Cousins and his team, the Minnesota Vikings. Right. And then he As happens all the time Yeah. He change teams.

Traded us, betrayed us No. And left to go to the the Atlanta Falcons. So then it was turmoil for me. Should I root for the falcons, or should I stick with the vikings? I've decided to stick with the vikings.

Which The falcons? The, no, the Vikings. Which is just both teams. No. I see.

The Falcons. You meant to say Vikings. I'm sticking with the Vikings. K. And for good reason because it sounds like the falcons are a little bit shady.

No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Yes. Explain what happened. No. You explain what happened because you don't know. Yeah.

I do. So they, the NFL, investigated them and determined that the falcons violated a tampering policy Okay. When they were in pursuit of Kirk Cousins Alright. Which means Which what does that mean? I'll tell you.

Okay. See if you get this right. The NFL has a certain amount of time to reach out to free agents. Nope. Reach out to their agents and say, we want this player.

They're not allowed to directly contact the players themselves. During the legal tampering period. Yes. That is correct. Falcons.

And that legal tampering period is only 2 days. It's a 2 day window where teams can talk to representatives and agents, but they cannot talk to the players. Mhmm. And they did. Okay.

They talked to Kirk Cousins. Oh. Yeah. I know. After they'd signed the contract.

No. Yes. He was already on the team. The deal was done, and then they contacted him, but even worse, he contacted them. What?

Oh, I'm so mad at that now. You know, he's recovering from that torn Achilles, and so he contacted their medical team to start the proceedings to be able to be taken care of by their medical team when he transferred over. That's what he contacted them about. Are the Vikings gonna play the Falcons? I think there is a revenge game in there.

Yeah. Or whatever. Here's the deal. Gonna come back. So horror against that.

The Atlanta Falcons got a nickname. Do you know what their nickname was? Nope. Dirty birds. Yeah.

They sound like a bunch of dirty birds. You dirty birds. The Vikings, we're gonna trample you. I can't wait. Or or tamper them.

Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel. Hey. Good morning. Hey. Because Father's Day is on Sunday Uh-huh.

I read this article, 10 traits of a great father. Let's see if you 10 traits of a great father. You read the trait and then tell me if I have this trait because I feel like I shouldn't be like, yep. I do that. Yep.

I do that. Yep. I do that. Go ahead. Let's let's run through this.

Okay. He teaches his children to appreciate things. And? He's open minded. You're not answering.

You're just reading the list. Kids aren't exactly like him. This 1, I don't think you're open minded, and I think you teach your kids to appreciate things. This 1, he accepts that his kids aren't exactly like him. Yeah.

I don't think you do that very well. What? Wow. Why? Because Beck is not like you.

He is like you in a lot of ways. Yeah. But he is not like you in a lot of ways too. Okay. And sometimes when you disagree with his behavior or what he's doing, you go, I was not like this.

I was not like this. True. I I never did this. Yeah. Say, I don't understand that decision.

Yeah. It makes no sense. I wouldn't have made that decision. You do not accept that your kids aren't exactly like you. They don't have to be exactly like me.

I want them to be their individual people, but I want them to make the decisions that I would make. And what's so wrong about that? Nothing wrong with that. Simple request. He spends quality time with his children.

He leads by example. He's supportive and loyal. He challenges kids. He teaches his kids lessons. He protects his family, and he shows unconditional love.

Okay. How are you feeling about the rest of that list you rushed through? Say what? What? What'd you say?

What? What? Are you serious right now? I have to go. No.

You're a you too. You're a good dad. You are. Thanks. You you teach your kids lessons.

Mhmm. And you protect us. Yeah. Lessons like it takes as long as it takes. I said nice things about you.

I said a lot of nice things about you. 1. No. I did not. Then you said 1 that I'm not good at.

And then you just rattled off a list with no comments. Like, oh, and you got honorable mention at these. Here's a ribbon. Thanks for showing up today. Oh, no.

That's what I feel like. That's what it feels like. That's not what it feels like. You are all of these things. You are.

You spend quality time with them. I think you would spend more quality time with them if they like to fish with you. What I'm saying. So that's not necessarily your response. Let's reciprocate.

Yeah. Right? I play video games with them. I try to hang out. I meet I meet on their level.

I show up. I do the things. I'm there. I support. I I do all those things.

Nobody wants to go fishing with me. I do. I've gone fishing with you. Do you want to go fishing with me? I want to hang out with you.

Not what I asked. No 1 wants to do no 1 wants to do the things that I want to do. And they'll go, what what should we do today? And I'm like, oh, let's go fishing. You know, that they And everybody goes, oh.

I did ask them. Let me pull up that text because I I sent them a text, and I said, hey. You guys know that Father's Day is on Sunday. And Oh, that's a thing? No.

I said, what do you guys wanna do for Father's Day? It's Sunday, I go. And then I got nothing. Yeah. Me me too.

We should probs take him fishing. And Beck said, yeah. We could take him up to Big Elk, which happens to be right next to a car that I wanna buy. There it is. Wake up, Classy 97.

It's Josh and Chantel. You know what dad rock is. Right? Like, well, this is this is, like, nineties, 2000 rock bands that still make music. Some of them still touring with it.

So, like, Nickelback falls into that category. Creed. Yes. And then there are bands that, like, are a little heavier. Like Limp Bizkit falls into that category now.

So there's all these, like, these kind of rock bands. Yeah. That that Bon Jovi. Yeah. Well, see now, Bon Jovi, I feel like that's older than Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Okay. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yes. I can't I can't make the argument I was gonna make about Bon Jovi because Red Hot Chili Peppers put out music at the same time. They've been around forever.

They well, they've put out a I don't know who did this. It's a Merchoid is the yeah. Who were they? No. That's not.

They put together the most popular dad rock bands by state. Oh, okay. Now you will be surprised to know that Blink 182 is on this list as dad rock. It hurts my soul. You're a dad.

I know, and I have been for a long time. Been a fan of Blink 182 for a long time. I've been a fan of Blink 182 since I was in high school. So it's weird to call them dad rock because it's just it's 1 of my bands. But you're a dad.

Yeah. Coldplay is also on this list, and Nickelback and Limp Bizkit and Red Hot Chili Peppers, all of those bands that you said. Guns N' Roses is on this list. Again, I feel like Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, those feel like those go into different categories Yeah. Like Aerosmith.

Yeah. And Van Halen is on the list too. Goes into that other category. So in Idaho, the dad rock band, the number 1 dad rock band is Nirvana. It's actually That surprises me.

I've I I would have thought it would have been somebody else. I don't know who. But how do they expect that to be? They take this study. They didn't ask me.

No. Because I, like, I don't think I would have said Nirvana is my favorite dad rock band. You probably would have said blink 182. I would wouldn't have put them in that category. Stop it.

Nickelback was ranked the number 1 dad rock group in the country. I totally feel that's appropriate. And people are declaring them the father of all father bands. There you go. That's that is on brand.

Yeah. I feel like if you're 40 to 50, that's a that's a band that you go like, I'll sing along. I might not publicly tell everybody I know all the words to this song, but I'll sing along. But what about, like, Led Zeppelin and ACDC? Old old.

Like, those ones are maybe grandpa rock now. Right? That's yeah. Because those guys are grandpas. Yeah.

Yeah. That's that's but that feels weird to say. I know. It's just the evolution. You know?

Time, it just passes. Time, passages. You know the song. I do. Classy 97.

It's Josh and Chantal. As you know, Sunday is Father's Day, and there are still people obsessing over last minute gift ideas. Okay. The top searches for Google are gifts for dads who have everything, gifts for dad who want nothing, gifts for dads who don't like anything. So they surveyed some dads.

K. 75% of dads said that their ideal Father's Day is spent outdoors Yeah. Hiking, camping, barbecuing, or fishing. Yeah. And they'd prefer doing that over being inside, opening presents, or going to a restaurant.

Yeah. I'll open presents outside. I've got no presents. That's fine. Yet.

It's fine. That's that's not wrong. What? That that going outside is good. That's that's good stuff.

That's what you wanna do? Is that what you wanna do this Father's Day? Go be outside? Yeah. Yeah.

That's that's where the fun is. Okay. What do you wanna do when you're outside? I don't even know. Do you wanna hike?

Do you wanna bike? Do you wanna barbecue? Do you wanna fish? Do you wanna golf? Do you wanna kayak?

Slow down. Do you wanna pickleball? No. Here's here's some more information. Apparently, it's dad's fault that people have no idea what to get dad for Father's Day.

For real. They asked dads, what do you want? 1 third of them said nothing. 19% said they'd like to be taken out for, like, a meal. 18 said a card's fine.

And then that's kinda it. They were just like nothing. A card. Yeah. No.

Take me out to dinner. The survey I have says that dads are interested in taking up a new outdoor hobby. So they want something that has to do with their new outdoor hobby. Do you have a new hobby you'd like to pick up? I have so many hobbies.

I know you do. You already have enough hobbies. You could you have gold panning stuff. We could go gold panning. You never used it.

I know. I'm afraid of stepping on somebody's land and finding gold. I get nervous about it. Like, what if I what if I find a giant nugget, then some prospector pops out from behind a rock? He's like, you found my gold, and he's, like, shooting guns in the air, and it's a whole thing.

I don't need to be a part of that. That sounds scary. You just never know. I you can't just can't just wander around. People don't like it when you just wander around the province, Taking their gold from their land.

Let's just go on land that's nontrespassing land. How? I don't know. Where? I don't know.

What? Whose land is this? I don't know. It's your land and my land. This land is your land.

This land is my land. From the Gulf Stream Waters to the Redwood Forest. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. There was a woman in Virginia.

Her name is Brianna. K. She stopped by a Taco Bell to pick up a lunch. Okay. She was just gonna run-in and get something to eat.

But right after she placed the order, she got some stomach cramps. Oh. So she ran to the bathroom. She came out, but almost immediately had to go back. The pain hit her once again, and when she went back into the bathroom, she knew she was not coming back out.

She, delivered a baby. Oh, no. No way. Did she get Taco Bell for life now? I don't think so.

Did she name the baby chalupa? She did not realize that she was pregnant. I don't know how that happened. I don't know how that happened. There's there was a whole TV show about people, and I don't understand it.

I don't get it either. So she eventually, in her pain in the restroom, yelled at somebody to call 911, and they had no the employees had no idea what was going on, but they called 911. The ambulance got there, got in, and saw that there was a baby there. I don't how how do you not know? I don't know.

How do you not know? I feel like you'd know. Like, my stomach feels weird. Feels like somebody's in there kicking around. I don't I don't know.

I don't know if it's different. I mean, obviously, it's different for everyone. I was sick every Right. Day Yeah. For 9 months.

Yeah. Every day. So that's when I knew something was strange going on in my body. Plus, also, you have other signs and symptoms. I don't Yeah.

I don't know how you go 9 months without knowing that you're pregnant. I don't maybe I I can't I can't answer it. I don't know enough about it. It's not my it's not my zone. Stay in your lane?

I'm not Is that what you're doing? Yeah. I'm gonna I'll be over here. I don't, I have nothing to say about it. I just honestly, I I don't know.

I don't know how you not know, but I also oh, I don't want a baby. I don't I wouldn't want my baby being born in a bathroom at the Taco Bell. No. That's not that's not the most ideal location. No.

No. There are many other places that are more preferred than right there. Ew. But congratulations on the new baby. They're great.

They're doing well. Good. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. It is time for your would you rather this or that question of the Friday.

Would you rather have a spouse that chews very loudly or a spouse that spits when they talk? What if I already told you what if I told you that I already have both? Would you believe me? I would I would believe you that you think that I chew loudly, but I don't like I don't think I spit when I talk. Like, I'm concerned.

I don't have a person that does both. You are not you don't do both. You've already now I'm gonna be paranoid that I spit when I talk. Don't spit. You've already made me so paranoid that I chew loud when I just chew like a regular person.

Even last night, I was sitting by you having carrots, and I was quietly trying to eat my carrots because you've made me so self conscious. Are you pleased with yourself? I didn't even know you were eating carrots. So yes. Look.

It's called misophonia, and it's, it has to do with mouth noises, and mouth noises are awful. I don't like mouths in general. I think they're gross. I don't like people are like, look at this thing in my mouth. I'm, nah.

You can go show somebody else. I'm not gonna look. You get that a lot? Yeah. Well, the kids are like, look at my throat.

Is my throat red? I'm like, go ask your mom. I don't wanna look in there. You're a good dad. I don't like mouths and mouth noises.

I'm not a fan. But I also ordered the news, not the weather. So I don't wanna be be spat upon while having a conversation. So I'd rather have a loud chewer than a wet talker. Well, good for you.

I have No. The chewing loudly. Now I'm gonna be walking around with my You don't spit when you talk. To see if I spit when I talk. It makes you sound like you're in a tin can.

I know. This is what my life has become now. You've ruined me 2 2 fold now. 2 fold. What are you picking?

Oh, 0, me? Yeah. A loud chewer. I I also don't wanna spit talker. Ew.

Yeah. Ew. It was right. Post. Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel.

Just about to get out of here for the weekend. Woo Woo hoo. We got big plans because tonight, what's happening? Janet Jackson. And I told you I needed a better today than yesterday daily challenge.

You reached back into the box. You grabbed a card. Did you look at what the card is? Nope. I have no idea?

Nope. Do you wanna know what you grabbed? Yes. Buy concert tickets to see your favorite artist. It says treat yourself to live music that makes your soul happy.

Yay. How does this happen? Don't know. It's like 3 times this week. It's like superhero day or Superman day.

Talk about your superpowers. Yeah. This is so weird. It's bizarre, isn't it? So it is.

I don't understand it. It's magic. Your better today than yesterday daily challenge is to treat yourself to some live music that makes your soul happy. So hit that concert ticket, see 1 of your favorite artists, dance your troubles away. I will.

Thank you very much. It's a good challenge and will be fulfilled. Yes. We will try to post some social media stuff from the show tonight so you can join in on the Janet Jackson with us. But, anyway, that's, that's what's going on.

I'm gonna be dancing like the white Idaho girl that I am. Good. Very good. It'll be a good time. Have a great weekend.

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