Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast

Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Thursday, January 15th, 2026 / Deep-cleaning guilt, holiday decorations that refuse to quit, viral TikTok kindness, the mystery inside the Idaho Falls water tower, scars, bad drivers, fake lawn-mowing treadmills, fly fishing culture, misheard Bruno Mars lyrics, even a little NFL coaching drama, and Josh's favorite phrase... today's episode takes as long as it takes.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Cleaning
(3:18) - Valentine's trees
(7:47) - Good News
(10:17) - Scars
(17:25) - Water tower takedown
(23:23) - Learn to drive
(28:39) - Treadmower
(34:35) - Fishin' dudes
(41:43) - Alright, alright, alright
(47:43) - Gumby gumby gum
(52:22) - Harbaugh's new gig
(57:28) - Cowboy movies
(1:05:35) - Would You Rather
(1:07:36) - Power!

What is Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast?

Wake up with Josh & Chantel every weekday from 6a-10a on Classy 97! Missed the show or want to revisit your favorite moments from the show, enjoy Wake Up Classy 97 - The Podcast!

Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Thursday, January 15th, 2026

Episode summary introduction:

Deep-cleaning guilt, holiday decorations that refuse to quit, viral TikTok kindness, the mystery inside the Idaho Falls water tower, scars, bad drivers, fake lawn-mowing treadmills, fly fishing culture, misheard Bruno Mars lyrics, even a little NFL coaching drama, and Josh's favorite phrase... today's episode takes as long as it takes.

Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Cleaning
(3:18) - Valentine's trees
(7:47) - Good News
(10:17) - Scars
(17:25) - Water tower takedown
(23:23) - Learn to drive
(28:39) - Treadmower
(34:35) - Fishin' dudes
(41:43) - Alright, alright, alright
(47:43) - Gumby gumby gum
(52:22) - Harbaugh's new gig
(57:28) - Cowboy movies
(1:05:35) - Would You Rather
(1:07:36) - Power!

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Full show transcript:

You know how there are people that say, you should deep clean this like once a month.

Yeah, they're called my wife. No, no, no. I only tell you to do that because other people are telling me to do that. Quit listening to those other people. You need to clean out your dishwasher trap once a month.

Yeah. You need to... Well, that's probably good because it probably stinks. You need to clean out your rugs every three months. Clean out your rugs. Like take them outside and clean them or wash them. Smack them with a broom. Old school.

I don't know. There's a lot of people that say that you have to like deep clean stuff every so often. And what I'm here to tell you is that I don't do that and then I feel like I'm failing at life. Oh, okay. You're going to let other people and their to-do lists dictate how you handle your own home.

I'm just saying. I noticed yesterday when we were taking... We were painting the stairwell of our house and I happened to look up and I went, oh, when was the last time that was clean? Like I probably should look at that space more often, but I don't. You're normal.

Okay. No one does that. No one's deep cleaning all their stuff all the time. No one who even owns like restaurants deep cleans as much as you think you need to be deep cleaning.

I've been to some restaurants where I look up at the life fixtures and go, there's some cobwebs up there guys. Okay, that's fair. Do you see what I'm saying? I do see what you're saying.

Like there's just people don't have time to do that and that's like their business. Okay. Ease up. You're right. Okay.

Man. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm chill.

Put listening to other people on the internet. I just, here's the thing. If it's not at a surface level, it's not going to get cleaned in a routine kind of way. Right. Every now and then my ADD will hit and my brain will go, yeah, let's really deep dive on this project. Yeah.

And then it'll be clean and then I won't touch it again or think about it for years. Yeah. And that's okay. Well, I got this big ladder in the stairwell right now and I'm like, I can't wait to get the rest of the painting done so I can get that ladder out of there because I'm like, ugh, I don't like this. So once I get a few more things wrapped up, I'm going to feel better about the space, but then you know what's going to happen.

What? That's basically going to sit untouched for years. I know I will. So you know, it's been 14 years since I've been up in this corner painting and then it's going to be another 14 before I do it again. And that's totally fine. And in 14 years, I hope I just hire somebody.

Exactly. Because how old are you going to be? 14 years older than I am now. You're going to be... No, don't do the math. Just I'll be 14 years older. I don't want to know that I'll be way old in 14 years.

You shouldn't be on a ladder in the stairs. Because the last 14 years have gone by wicked quick. I know. So I don't want to know how old I'm going to be in 14 years from now because it's just as fast. Okay, I won't tell you.

Good answer. You did the math. You pulled out your calculator and did the math gross. Probably be in my 60s.

It's disgusting. Want to start the show? Okay. Here we go. Hey.

Hey, what's up? It's Josh and Chantel. Sure is.

Hey. There's some people that are still dealing with Christmas decorations. But instead of just taking it all down, they're online going, what are we going to replace the beautiful Christmas light glow with?

And they go, I'm not getting rid of it. And now retailers are getting in on it and they are selling decorations for other holidays for your holiday tree. So you can totally Valentine's Day out your tree with a heart topper. People have been doing that for years. That's nothing new. But I think you've had to kind of DIY it a little bit. Okay.

But now they're actually making Valentine's ornaments and they're making tree toppers that are a heart and they've got pink heart garlands and they're making actual tree decorations for other holidays. And it's happening online now. Okay. And it's a thing.

Okay. I'm asking because I know you have at least one or two things around the house that have like a monthly theme that you have to change. You've got that little thing in the window is the one thing that really you got to change each month. It's got like, oh, it's February.

It's got a snowflake or whatever. No, February has a heart. I mean January. January has a snowflake. Yeah, February is a heart. There's like a glow for a march.

Even though there has been no snow. Yeah. Yeah. I changed that out once a month or every month. I've had that for ever. A long time.

You've been changing that thing for years. I've been looking around the house lately as we've been painting the basement and taking down stuff. I get attached to decorations and then it's like, no, I can't get rid of that. I've had that forever. We have a wall that we just took everything down to paint, but all of the whole wall is covered with letters and numbers that represent our last name and the number four because our four pack, you and me and the kids. And so this wall has been the same since we moved in the house.

This is the first time we've painted this wall in 14 years. And so we took these all down. The way they were attached, one was attached with Velcro, one was attached with nails, one was attached with thumbtacks. It's a hodgepodge, but this stuff's been held up there for 14 years with these methods.

What's the problem? Those methods work, didn't they? I guess. The problem I noticed was that some of them were in a place where I don't even know how I hung them up.

Yeah. Because they were- I'm sure I did. High, but then also they hadn't been cleaned in 14 years. No, nothing's been dusted hanging on that wall. I can't dust.

It can't be bothered. Are we going to put those back up? I don't know. That's the question. I don't know.

I don't know either because I like them. Yeah. So what we need to do now is look at stairwell decor and decide what we're going to do. But anyway, there's a lot of ideas out there. You could do a full gallery wall down the thing.

You could do- there's a ton of ideas. I know. I know there is. But we already have the stuff already to hang on what we already have. Right. But that doesn't mean you can't put them somewhere else. Like there's plenty of other places. That's true.

Because we are planning on doing a big gallery wall in the basement. You could integrate some of it into that. That's true. That's true. We were talking about Valentine's Day.

No, I know. And then you got to talking about decorations and looking around the house at your old stuff. Yeah, I should probably get new stuff. We've had old stuff for a long time.

We had the same decorations hanging for 14 years. I know. It might be time. All right. Anyway, as far as the tree goes, I just wanted to confirm I'm not getting that stuff back out, right? No, it's done. It's put away.

That's the answer I was hoping for. It's done. Tree's out. It's out here. All right. Let me get you some good news.

This is kind of fun. Last year, David Dominguez, he's from Katie, Texas. He was laid off from his job and he had some free time and he wanted to do something special with that time. So he started visiting farmers markets on the weekends. And his big idea was to find vendors that didn't have any customers.

And then he would learn their stories and he would film these little conversations with the vendors and post the videos on social media. I saw this. Yeah.

And he had the tag only buying from vendors with no customers. You saw this guy? Yeah. Yeah.

And so it brought a bunch of attention and a bunch of orders to these small, you know, sort of quiet little booths at the farmer's market. The video I saw, sorry to interrupt. No, you're fine. He was, there was a woman who was selling jerky at her. This is Donna. This is the one. Okay. Yeah. I won't interrupt. You're all good.

Yeah. Donna Thompson, who runs a small business called Donna's Jerky. And the video got over 33 million views on TikTok and she woke up the next morning to more than 2000 orders from across the country. Incredible. That's nice.

Yeah. The video is kind of sad because she's just kind of sitting there, but like just sitting, not talking to anybody. Like nobody's at her booth. You know how you can go and there's people that are swarmed and it's cute. And he's like, what do you got?

And she's like, oh, I got all kinds of jerky and he tries all of them and it's cute. His hobby of going and talking to the vendors with no customers has grown into a weekly mission. He now travels across Texas. He goes to Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, El Paso to help more small business owners just like Donna.

He said, when I started seeing that I could help businesses, I thought maybe I could make some content and help them that way. They catch my attention. I try to help them out as much as I can. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Anyway, if you want to follow him, David Dominguez on TikTok, just search out these vendors with no customers. Well, and it's actually a bad idea for our local community. Like now I kind of want to do the same thing.

Yeah, like I want to pinpoint the ones that... Talk to me about what you do. I know. It's nice.

Tell me your story. Let me buy your goods. Yeah. Let's give you some more.

What kind of wares do you have? Right. Anyway, that's some good news. Do you have any scars? You do. You have one on your forehead. I guess I won't answer the question. Go on.

Tell me more about what I have going on. What other scars do you have? Well, I grew up with a lot of cats around.

And so I've got one on my arm here from a cat scratch that I had years ago. Did you get it? Did I get what?

Cat scratch fever. No. And then I've got a couple just like hand scars from... Scars on my hands from working hard. Oh. Nothing major. Working hard, huh? Yeah. I mean, I had a surgery and I don't have a big scar from that at all, which is great.

I'm happy about that. So no, not really. Okay. What about you? Oh, I have so many. My middle name is Danger. No, it's not.

It's Trouble. I have so many. I have one on my knee that I got when I was little because I was so dangerous. What'd you do? I tripped over the vacuum in the hallway.

There it is. Tripped over a vacuum in the hallway, got a cut up knee. You still have a scar from it. I do.

How about that? It's little. I mean it... How have I never heard that you tripped over a vacuum? I think you probably lied and told me some cool story. I probably did, but no, I'm probably... I told you this story before.

I've never heard that you tripped over a vacuum. I had. I was little.

I had maybe like, I don't know, six or seven. Then I had pink eye. I was walking to the bathroom and I couldn't see. I tripped over the vacuum. Our vacuum was an old one because this was in the 80s.

Sure. It was one of the floor ones. It was a floor model. Not like a robot. Are you saying it was like a little pig body with a long elephant pose?

Got it. I don't know what kind of vacuum that's called. It's not an upright vacuum. No.

It's a pig body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it was.

Yeah. With an elephant hose. Tripped, scabbed up my knee. I wish I had a cooler story.

Me too. What else you got? Is that it? You got the one vacuum scar? Yeah. Oh man. Danger.

Have you ever broken a bone? No. Me neither. No danger. No, I know. Well, okay, I've broken a toe before. No way. Would you stub it? No.

Did you run it into the vacuum? Rude. What happened? There was an ice pack that fell out of the freezer.

Yeah. I was going to say you bonked it into the fridge or the oven or a cupboard. An ice pack fell from an up top freezer, like that kind of fridge, not from a low down one. No, from a big tall one. From eye level. From a big tall one. From four feet.

Josh, ice packs are heavy. I mean, that thing had some pores. Sure did. No, I've never broken a bone. Sad, right? I've never had a black eye.

It's not sad. I want a black eye. I know, we've talked about this. I'm not giving you a black eye. No, I don't think you should give me a black eye. That's bad. That's a bad look.

Yeah. But I want a black eye from something cool. Because I think it would be cool to be like, yeah, I got a black eye.

Because people go, whoa. And I told you, I got a black eye one time. Because I ran into a two by four hanging out of the back of a truck.

Very, very dangerous. There's been a couple of times something has happened. Things have happened to me. And I'm like, this is it.

This is where I'm going to get my black eye. No. Never happened.

Sorry. I don't know what to tell you. I don't want you to get a black eye. I don't either actually because it's going to hurt. But I also think it's a good story. I got a black eye.

Look at me. But then you're going to make up like all these scenarios. But really you tripped over the vacuum.

Like it'll be that. You're like, well, I was walking and then I wasn't. Oh, I know the amount of times that I've tripped and fallen because I'm clumsy. You would think that I would have. You're good at protecting your face.

Except for that one time. We're walking through the neighborhood and you tripped on a curb and just rubbed your face on the ground like a crayon. I don't know why you did that.

It was a slow motion fall and then like you were trying to get a black eye. But you missed. I was wearing glasses at the time too.

That is true. And my glasses went. They got all skiddy wampas on your face.

I actually thought that maybe I'd get a black eye during that. Did you? No, I didn't though. No, but you got a pretty good face road rash. I did. I did get that. And that happened two years ago.

That's not even like that long ago. No. And you tripped over air. No, I'm sure I tripped over something. The air on the sidewalk that was sitting there thicker than the air around it. I started a new job called four years ago.

Yeah. First day in the job turned around fell. I don't know what I fell. How embarrassing. You start your new job and you fall in front of all of your new coworkers.

I would do that on purpose. Oh, that was embarrassing. You're like, I'm here. Everyone was like, what is happening? I'm like, it's cool. It's cool. Carry on. Everybody. Nothing to see here.

Like just me. Danger's my middle name. That's what you should have said while you're laying there on the floor trying to figure out what happened. You go, danger's my middle name. And then you get up and run out of the room.

And they'll be like, who did we hire? I like the running out of the room part. Yeah. Like skedaddle out. Scurry, scurry, scurry. Like you had somewhere really important to be.

I got to fight crime. Yeah. Danger's my middle name. Scamper out.

That's a good look. You should try that next time. Okay.

Hold on. Where did your scar come from? Which one? Your one on your forehead.

It's a chicken pox scar. Yep. I remember that now. Yeah.

From when I was very little and had chicken pox. What a shame. What? Why? You need a cooler story.

Oh yeah. Like what? I don't know.

Tripped over a vacuum? Because that's the coolest. The Idaho Falls Water Tower takedown has begun. I don't know, takedown? Sounds like, that's a wrestling game. I think you mean maybe demolition or retirement. Takedown. Or disassembling.

Put it in a joke hole. Takedown. Takedown. All right. Okay. Now yesterday you were in a spot where you could see some of the action. No.

Okay. I am in a spot where I could have the potential to see some action. And I kept looking out the window like, is something going to happen? You could see the two cranes on either side of the tower.

Sure thing. And I kept looking like, what's going on? What's going on? Nothing happening.

Check out. Nothing's going on. Nothing's going on. What's going on?

And then all of a sudden I look out. It's done. The tops off. Topps off.

And you didn't even see it moving. No. You missed the whole thing.

And now, did you blink? What happened? I don't know what happened.

I think what happened was, it's not like it happened in a matter of 10 minutes. I was like looking hours apart from each other because I was also working. So I kept getting, like I would have to get up and go look out the window.

It's not like I could see it from there. I got you. I got you. I got you. And I told the, my coworkers next to the window, I said, hey, keep an eye on that.

If you see something cool, let me know. Right. They did not keep a good job looking out. I saw a bunch of pictures. I was really, it's interesting because there was a lot of. A lot of internal support structure on that lid that I did not know existed. As you look at some of those photos, there's a whole like wires or cables or whatever underneath the lid. I thought that was interesting. You said you'd like to look down in it. I want to look down in it. I do.

So if anybody could like safely drone that, it'd be cool to see down in the bowl. Yeah, I do too. I want to see what's in the tank. Me too.

For sure. I also want to know how high those people were. There are people on top of the lid. Like there's that picture of the dude working and he's on top and I'm like, bro, how high is that?

It's up there. That's terrifying. And I want to applaud. I'm looking at this picture right here. There's one guy in the crane basket.

One guy on the lid of the water tower. Okay. And I'm like, dudes, how are you doing that? You want to see some pictures. I know East Idaho news has a bunch. And so does the city.

The city of Ida Falls that where you're checking out too. Here's a picture of the two dudes in the crane basket. What is happening? It is interesting. The lid moving around. It's very flying saucer-ish.

It's like just half of a flying saucer. Really, really interesting though. I think it's interesting too. I'm also looking at these pictures of the water tower.

Look at all the rust on there. Oh yeah. Yeah. This could not be salvaged, guys.

I'm glad we're on the new one. Yeah. Anyway, it's super cool. I thought it was fascinating.

I wish I could have seen it move. So the city of Ida Falls does have a pretty good aerial shot from far away that they posted. But yeah, now you got to fly over and let me look down in there. You want to look down in there too, don't you?

Yeah. I'm curious what kind of like, are there, you know, when you eat ramen and there's noodles at the bottom? Is there noodles at the bottom? What's sitting down in there? I bet there's all kinds of debris. Debris? Mm-hmm.

I think it's pronounced debris. I know. I know. I know you do. Well, cool.

We'll see some more because as, you know, the days go on here, this thing will get more and more, I don't know. Now that the lid's off, maybe you start taking off the sides of that thing. I really don't know.

How do you take off the sides? I'm fascinated by all of it. I mean, this is a project where it's like eating an elephant, right?

Like this is one bite at a time. You got to be able to move these pieces. And then, you know, they've got kind of this work area that they've built where they set the lid down. Yeah. So are they, like, they've got to break all that down in that work area.

So maybe they don't take any more down until they finish whatever it is they have to do with the lid. I don't know. Yeah.

And then I also see all these cars, like parked around the work zone. Sure. Guys, what if something slips and falls? Yeah. Destroyed.

Car destroyed. Yeah, they're up there a little ways standing on top of that tower. Really interesting. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I want to talk to those dudes and be like, were you nervous? Were you nervous? Were you scared? Were you shaky legs?

That's what I would have been. Did you have sweaty palms? Because they would make me nervous.

It would make me nervous, too. Yeah. They, you know, realized they needed two cranes. That was kind of an interesting thing the other day. They went, yeah, we're going to need two of these.

This one's not enough. So now they're running two cranes to kind of disassemble this thing. I think it's probably heavier. Yeah, I kind of want to know how much it weighs.

I have so many questions. 150 pounds tops. Probably. Yeah, you probably lift it with just a couple dudes.

I bet you're right. Well, cool. These are like really lovely photos. It's actually really, it's really interesting to see. It is interesting. So, all right, we'll keep our eyes on it.

Keep us posted, City of Idaho Falls. I know. It's very interesting.

Thank you for sharing the photos. There is a street that I drive down every day on my way home. And it's just one lane.

Right. Is this the same one we've talked about before? It's on 1st Street. Yeah, where it goes from one lane to two. And you try to like get into the second lane. Yes, but it doesn't, it doesn't go to two lanes until... Close to the intersection at homes. Closer, correct.

Yeah. You would be amazed at how many people think it goes to two lanes, blocks and blocks and blocks. Oh, no, I don't doubt that.

I've driven in this town. A lot of things are made up. Yeah, like there's clearly no division of a two line. It's very much a one. That is correct.

And so much so that there are cars that still park on the side of the street. So you cannot possibly, I don't know. No, I understand. People just make it up. They just make up their own rules at times. A lot of the times, everywhere I've driven, I go, nope, you turned into the wrong lane. Nope, that's not how you drive. Nope, you don't get to get into the left turn lane, like through another intersection, and then crews passed everybody who's waiting until the cut in to get into the left turn lane. Like people do whatever they want.

It's bananas. Well, and they do it in such like, when I was driving home yesterday, I was waiting in my one lane, and then there were a couple of cars that got angry because they had to wait so far back. And so they quickly sped into that second lane. So they weren't even like cautiously like going into that second lane. It was like, no, I'm going.

And I was like, dudes, now you're going to cause a kerfluffle. They didn't, and they got away with it. I know. And that is why people continue to just make it up as they go. It just scares me a little bit because I understand.

The amount of people that do it and the speed at which people do it. I go, ugh. I know we have young drivers. Yes, we do. I know. It's stressful. Well, it almost makes me want to just take another route home because it makes me angry sometimes. And then I'm sitting in my car happy listening to my music because I'm going home from work. And then I go, now I'm mad. Now you've made me mad.

Yeah. But the problem is that what's another route? Another route where people don't stay in the lanes and they crisscross in and out of stuff. Like if you go down John Adams, people are all over those lanes on that windy road. Like stay in the lane, dude. There's lines.

Like what are you doing? I don't know what section you're talking about. The whole thing.

The whole thing. It's windy and people go like real wide or real narrow. Like just like all over the place. Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. And it makes me crazy. Especially when I'm on my motorcycle and I'm like, get in the lines, dude.

It's not that hard. Because I'm like, I can really see it then because I'm right there. And I go, stop. Learn how to drive better. If everyone could just drive like me. That's what I'm saying.

Do better and we'll be okay. Because I never make a mistake when I'm driving. No, no, no.

I never do anything wrong. That's right. That's right.

I just sometimes that, that lane on first street, I go, guys, this is not a two lane until you get real closer to homes. Yeah. Yeah. I think the, the, the one currently that's really getting on my nerves is the early left turn lane thing. It really upsets me because there's, there is a cut in where you are safely able to get into that left turn lane and people just can't wait in a line of other people and they'll get in that left turn lane and drive half a block down the road trying to get up to turn left. And they'll go through other intersections and cut people off. And that one drives me crazy right now. And that's also scary because if you've got other intersections like there's the one by Walgreens where people are coming out of Walgreens. Exactly. You got to wait to turn left until you get to the legal cut in.

The lines on the road mean something. They do. They do. They do. They're there for a reason. Don't just drive over them because you think you can.

And if you think like, oh, I could probably get into this line now, maybe just trepidatiously do it. Like, well, so then they started, the solution was the city was like, all right, we're going to start putting in these islands. Yeah. And then everybody's like, no, I can't do whatever I want.

Putting up all these partitions and keeping me from just driving wherever. Yeah. Because the lines mean something. Just trying to keep everybody safe. You know, we're all just trying to keep each other safe.

That's all. Just stay in the lines, man. It's a simple request, I feel like.

It's just, we all have places to be. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy.

Take it easy. Look, it's got to be like a fake ad campaign, right? There's a company that is bringing what they're calling the joy of mowing the lawn indoors with the first ever tufted treadmill. They're calling it the treadmower. So think about a treadmill. Okay. And it has the conveyor belt.

Yes. But it's covered in green turf. Okay. So it feels like you're walking on cut grass.

Okay. And then on the outside of it, where the rails are, where you stand your feet, you know, that's got shaggier turf. So it looks like uncut grass on either side of the treadmill in the center. And then instead of having that big bar thing with the TV screen on it, they've built like a mower on the front here with handle. So you can put your hands on it like you're pushing a mower on the treadmill.

And then they still mounted a TV on there as well. So you can really get that like lawn mowing POV video going while you're getting your exercise in. But why?

Because sometimes people just love pushing a mower. I feel like this is like a Super Bowl ad. It feels that way. Like it feels like they're leaning hard into this is going to be an ad campaign. It's got to be. So do you think it's real then?

I can't decide. Like I'm looking at, apparently they built one. They only have one. They built one and they are running a social media contest to give it away. They built one.

It really exists. Okay. But just one.

Yeah. And I'll bet you, look, if you win this thing, it's got like a good maybe year and a half, two years of life in it before it's really like you're using it regularly. You're wearing out that turf.

I'm sorry. Who's going to be using this regularly? It's going to be like every other treadmill in the world.

It's going to be a coat hanger. You think? Yes. The joy of mowing, huh?

Yeah. The tread mower. Bringing the joy of mowing the lawn indoors. This guy's even got on his like white sneakers with the green grass stains.

Like I have mine out in the garage, my lawn mowing shoes. Dad mode. Yeah. The tread mower. I don't know. When you get out the lawn mower, do you get excited? No. You're like, yeah. No. The joy of mowing.

No. And then I go, it's winter. I don't have to do that now. Hurray.

When you first had your own house in your own yard, how excited were you to mow the lawn the first couple of times? Decently. Yeah. You were pretty stoked.

I think. Look, I don't mind mowing lawns. I had, when I was 12, I mowed a whole bunch of lawns in the neighborhood. I had made a brochure that I passed out to people so they could pay me to mow their lawn in the neighborhood. I had a couple of gigs. I was very into it. Were you in good at it? Mowing. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, as a 12-year-old kid, I knew how to keep the line straight, how to do one line of wheels. Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm decent with a lawn mower.

I just would rather not do it. We have a pretty small yard. We have a city lot. So it's not, like, I don't have, like, acres that I have to deal with.

Now, and you just have a push. Yeah, I just have a regular old push mower that we bought when we got the house forever ago. So it's the same mower.

It still starts first or second pole. It's a great mower. I'm happy with it. I haven't had to worry about it. So things are good.

The neighbor has an electric lawn mower. That's right. He does. He's much quieter.

Why? He just has to push a button to turn it on. I get jealous of that. You think you would mow if I had, yeah, see, so why even change? Why are you getting jealous that he has an electric one? I'm not jealous at all. You just said you get jealous about that because he just has to push a button. I didn't mean to say that. Which made me, you know, I felt like when you said that, that meant that you would do the lawn if it was easier. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Have you ever mowed a lawn?

Yes, I have. How many lawns have you mowed in your life? I could probably count them on my hand.

On one hand, you could say you mowed five or fewer times in your whole life. Yeah. Wow. Don't even say you're going to change that. I'm just saying maybe you should learn what it's like to mow our lawn. I have.

I have mowed our lawn before. How? When? I've done it before. I don't recall. Well, I have.

Did I start the mower for you? Beck did. Oh, okay. I only did it because you were out of town or somewhere and I think I had to do it.

Huh. And Beck had to start it for me because I couldn't. Got to get you a button.

Just pull the thing. I know, Josh. I tried. Try it now. Do you think you could do it today?

I'll give it a try. I'm not going to get out the lawn mower today. No, I'm not going to do it today. How about later?

No, I'm not going to do it later. We went to a thing last night. What would you call it? A presentation.

Okay. That's what it was. What would you call it? No, I didn't quite know what to call it.

You just dragged me along. Well, it was a fishing thing. And I was excited to go because the guy who was doing the presentation, we both have known for a long time. You've known him for ever and ever and ever. He's an old friend, former boss of mine. And he was doing a presentation and it involved fishing. And I went, I want to go see this. And plus we know the guy. So let's go check it out. Yeah. And it was fun. Yeah. As we pulled into the parking lot, here's all these trucks parked backwards.

Yeah, backed into the spots like you're supposed to do. All of the license plates had fish on them. Fish license plates, fish puns, fish stuff everywhere. Yeah. I mean, look, it's a thing. Do you have to have a fish pun license plate if you're going to be a fisherman? I mean, you don't have to. I think it's a requisite.

It's fun. Fly tie-in. What was another one? That wasn't a real one.

I'm trying to remember some of the ones that we saw. I mean, because even you have a, you have a, the fish license plate. That's right. And a fish pun on it. And a fish pun on it. Yeah.

You have to. So the fish plate, the cutthroat license plate, a small portion of the money that you pay to have that plate goes towards construction and maintenance of non-motorized boating access facilities for anglers. So that's why we're all just helping. That's why we have the fish plate. I totally understand that part.

Yeah. But then why do you have to have the fish pun? Oh, because you can. You know what I mean? Like if, I guess.

If you, if you can, you might as well. Like I think the one that we saw, like said tie flies, I think might have been what it said. Don't go away somebody's license plate. Well, I can't remember. There were many there. There are a lot.

And they all had something to do with fly fishing, fishing of some kind. That's right. Leader. Leader. Tip it. Okay.

Let's, let's spend a minute in this space. What's a leader? A leader. Yes. Yeah. Okay, hold on, I think I know.

Okay. Except I don't know exactly what a tippet is. And so I think a leader, okay, you have your fly fishing line.

Yes. And then I think your tippet is what you tie onto your fly fishing line. It's that like extra part. So that's the leader. Okay, that's what I'm confused by the leader and the tippet. The tippet extends your leader or let you tie on additional flies and stuff like that. Like it's more leader and it's different sizes.

So you can size down or up depending on what you need. But yeah, no, you're good. You're good to go.

Solid gold, baby. Yeah. Ask me another one. I'll do this all day. I don't know.

You tell me what you know. You just say some more words. So far, leader and tippet.

But then you threw out fly line, which is good. What else you got? Real. Okay. That's a part of it.

It's important. That's all I know. What's the long bit called? Your line. No, no, the part that the real hooks to. Oh, that's your rod. Yeah, there you go. Fly rod.

Okay, good. So far, you've got all the parts of your fly assembly. I know dry flies and I know wet flies. And there's there's several others.

But what are some other ones you think? Where do dry flies go? Dry flies stay on top of the water. Look at you. And the wet ones?

They go under the water. Look at you. I know. You know stuff. I do know stuff.

I'm impressed. At one point in the presentation last night, they were talking about different places you could travel to go fish. And the presenter said, Are there any of you who don't like to fish but like to travel? Right. And I was the only person that raised my hand. You know, there had to be one. It got a big chuckle in the ground. There had to be one. Who invited her? What are you even here for?

It's a fishing club. I can appreciate the hobby. That's funny.

I've been around you a time or two. Yeah. I know. I mean, you own your own waders and boots.

I sure do. You can fish. You have caught fish before.

I have actually. Do you like that part of it? The catching?

Yeah. See, I just got to not take you to the scary little fishing holes. I got to take you to nice places to fish and then you'll, you might actually enjoy it.

I did like it when I did catch that one fish. I have that picture of me. I look so happy. You're very happy holding that fish. It's exciting. It actually is exciting when you catch a fish and you're like, I did this. Yeah. To be fair, the place that you took me fishing and I caught that fish, that was not difficult to catch fish that day.

But that's what I'm saying. Like it could take you to where you can catch fish and you will have a good time. And let's do it. I don't have to take you to bad places. Let's get on a boat with a guide and they'll go cast there.

Fish, set the hook, done. I know what that is. Yeah. Yep.

Good. You're going to need to know that when you're catching fish. I don't have a fishing license plate though, so I can't be part of the cool kids club. Not yet. Not yet.

Soon. No, you want the cool, like all black one, don't you? I do.

Yeah. I've seen a lot of those around town. I like those new vintage plates. Those are cool. Do you like the new vintage ones too?

The turquoise and white ones? I do. Okay. But you want the black one? The black one with the white lettering? Right. Yep.

And I know exactly what I'm going to put on it. Is it a fish pun? Nope. It's not. And I'm not even going to say it because then someone's going to steal it. That's right.

You're exactly right. I just don't want to pay the money it costs to get it. So I keep putting it off. Maybe one day you'll have a cool plate like me.

But until then, maybe just a bunch of numbers. Every day I just strive to be as cool as you, Josh. I know. Matthew McConaughey has trademarked the phrase, all right, all right. He has really.

He has really. It's an effort to protect his voice and likeness from unauthorized AI misuse. I see. So he did it like in the, like you trademarked it for a good reason.

I feel. But does that mean that like anything that ever is used with that phrase he gets paid? Is that what that means?

I don't know. And not that anybody's out there making like new merch with that on it. But, you know, I mean, it's a very famous movie. Well, and it comes from dazed and confused. Right.

Okay. So the, the, the trademark registration states, and these are quotes, the mark consists of a man saying, all right, all right, all right, we're in the first syllable of the first two words is at a lower pitch than the second syllable. And the first syllable of the last word is at a higher pitch than the second syllable. So, so it is the actual audio, not the three words together. I don't know. It says that because it can't be.

No, I understand. But it's, he trademarked the audio because it didn't say usage of this visually or like it just said in the audio, the way that it is said with the lower note and then the higher rest of it. That is audio trademarked. Yeah. He also trademarked seven other clips of him.

So there's a second, second video clip of him standing on a porch, a three second clip of him sitting in front of a Christmas tree and an audio clip of him saying, just keep living, right? I mean, what are we going to do? Okay, he's got to keep living.

Okay. So he's, he's trademarked some of his more famous phrases. That's interesting. Interesting. But it's for AI misuse. And I kind of appreciate that because AI is getting weirder and weirder and weirder. It's getting weird or quite like it. Yeah.

It's getting weird. But I think that still means that you can still say, all right, all right, all right. You just now owe McConaughey money. You'll just never be as cool as McConaughey saying it. Well, that's true. No one will.

No one, not one person will be as cool. If you had a catchphrase that you wanted to trademark, what would it be? Can't be I pity the fool already trademarked. I don't say that. I know the one that I would trademark because it's phenomenal. And every time it is uttered, the kids go, I know which one it's going to be.

Yeah. Takes as long as it takes because it's true. It takes as long as it takes is solid advice, especially when you're a parent and the kids go, this is going to take forever. And you go, no, it takes as long as it takes. And that is fact.

It is fact. It doesn't take forever. And if you work on like your bedroom, for example, clean my room is going to take forever. No, it takes as long as it takes and you can control that.

I don't know if you can necessarily trade with that because it takes as long as it takes. It's not necessarily something that you came up with. I've said it more than anyone on earth. I think so. Our children would agree. Yeah. Really think you have. It's the greatest advice. You can have a good attitude about it and it will take less time than if you have a bad attitude about it. It takes as long as it takes. So let's get it done. We know, Josh, we all know. How long is it going to take? We all know. Everybody in our family knows now, never to ask, how long is this going to take?

Because we all know the answer. Yeah. See, and I've taught you now. You got to ask different questions. What would we have ever done without you?

I just wondered how long things take. So glad you're here. Boy, oh boy. Listen, listen.

It takes as long as it takes. That's it. It's good advice. It is good advice. So you can be patient about something because look, hey, we go out to eat and we give them our name and then you're waiting to get a table and then you go, I think they forgot about us. I think, and I go, hey, hey, hey. I never say that. Hey, listen.

It takes as long as it takes. It really, it settles the mood. Everybody gets a little bit more relaxed when you say it. You're right.

Nobody gets wound up or impatient. How long is this drive going to take? Hey, hey, hey.

It takes as long as it takes. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody goes, oh, I get it. Take a breath.

Do a little inhale, exhale, you know? That is true. That is the reaction that everybody has when you say that.

Like, I'm on this 14 hour flight and it got delayed. How long is this going to take? Hey, buddy. We've never met, but guess what? It takes as long as it takes. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to sit down and just wait. I've fixed it. You should trademark that.

It takes as long as it takes. It's good. Get it on a shirt. Pay me money. You were making fun of me yesterday because I was singing along with a song. Yeah. You just make up the words.

Well, that's why. If I don't know the words, then yes, sometimes I do make up a song. Yeah, it was just noise.

It's a Bruno Mars song. Okay. So he's got, it was Apita with Rose. Yeah. And you said, Gumby, Gumby, Gumby, Gum on something like that. Gumby, Gumby, Gum, what's up? That's what he says.

Gumby, Gumby, Gum, what's up? Yeah. Yes. And that's what you said. And I went, hold on.

And I paused the radio because I can do that in my truck. And I said, what? And you said, no, that's what he says. And I went, there's no way he says Gumby, Gumby, Gum, what's up?

What's up? So you pulled up the lyrics. I rewound the radio.

Yep. And then we hit play. And we, and you were reading the lyrics along with the song. And what does he actually say? He's actually speaking Korean. Right. And I had to translate it.

Yeah. And the translation is carefree. I thought you said it was cheers.

Cheers. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. What is carefree? I don't know what that means. It's cheers. Yeah. So it was like cheers, cheers.

And then he said girls, what's up? No. Yeah.

Yeah. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Girls. What? Girl. Girl. What's up?

Girl. What's up? Cheers. Cheers. Girl.

What's up? Right. But the cheers is in Korean, which is pronounced Gumby. Gumby.

So he does say Gumby, Gumby, Girl, what's up? So you weren't far off. No, I was not.

And you didn't know you were speaking Korean when you were singing along. Saying Gumby, Gumby, Gum, what's up? It's like Gumby. Gumby. Gumby. Gumby.

Gumby. Okay. Girl.

What's up? I like to say Gumby, Gumby. Yeah, you do. Because you think about the green claymation guy. Gumby, Gumby, what's up? Gumby, Gumby, girl, what's up?

Uh-huh. What is your head doing? You're fighting over there. You're fighting.

Gumby, Gumby. Dancing. No, that is not dancing.

That is lumpy movement. That's a very big throwback. That's a three-year-old reference to a very, very early episode of the show.

Where Josh said I danced like cottage cheese. Right. A little lumpy. It was not smooth moves. You weren't very liquid and fluid in that movement.

It was very jittery. Ouch, bro. Look, it's not every time. It's just this time.

It was a little lumpy. Not every time you dance, am I like, no, stop. Just this time where it looked like you might hurt yourself. I'm looking out for your neck. Gumby, Gumby. Gumby, Gumby, girl, what's up?

Okay. Listen, the next time you hear that song, you're going to hear it and you're going to be like, no, he does say Gumby, Gumby. Gumby, Gumby, girl, what's up? Okay. Good. Thank you for that, Bruno. Bruno Mars, by the way, has a new song. I love it so much. You really like it. The music video is really fun. Yeah.

What's it called? I just might. I just might. Yeah. Very, very good. It's awesome.

Yeah. I want to learn all the dance moves in it. And he's doing a tour and stuff. But anyway, that new song. It's so good. Super good. Super good.

Go check out that video. Welcome back, Bruno. I know. I love it so much.

Bruno Mars is awesome. Yeah. This is first solo album since 24 Carat Magic. And I can't remember when it comes out. February? Yeah. Yeah. February, something.

Maybe late February. Anyway. But the single is out now.

Yeah. This song is good. So is the video. Yeah. I'm going to go watch it right now.

All right. Gumby, Gumby, girl, what's up? I'm going to then we're going to talk about who's lumpy. Whoa, easy. Easy.

You easy. All right. All right. All right.

Listen. All right. All right. All right. No, no, different.

A different one. John Harbaugh. I know John Harbaugh. Former coach of the Baltimore Ravens got let go on January 6th. He was fired. I know. It's been not even 10 days.

And a deal is being finalized for him to take over coaching responsibilities. Or let me guess. Okay. I'm trying to think who is coachless. I think he should go to the Steelers. He's not. Okay.

How about the Dolphins? No. Okay. How about the Raiders?

No. How about who else is coachless? Well, the New York Giants.

Oh, no. Is he going to the Giants? He's working on a deal right now.

It's a five year deal to join the New York Giants. Oh, no. Um, I don't love that. You don't? No.

I mean, okay. The Giants have Jackson Dart, right? He's going to be a star. And I really like Jackson Dart. He is going to be a star. That guy, he's got a lot of upside. He's really good. I like that guy. Okay.

It's not terrible. Five year deal with the Giants expected to come with a total value that nears a hundred million dollars. Get it I taught John Harbaugh everything he knows. Oh, is that right? Hold on. What? I don't know.

It just sounded funny to say. As of this morning, Harbaugh has accepted the Giants offer to become the next head coach. The report says the two sides are in the process of finalizing the terms of the five year deal to make him the NFL's hot one of the NFL's highest paid coaches at a hundred million dollars for five years. Well, he has been doing it for a very long time. That is correct. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. It's not a far move. He doesn't have far to relocate.

No. Also cold. So he'll be fine in that temperament. They're saying that a big deal for him on his staff will be the offensive coordinator, Todd Monkin, who was the Ravens offensive coordinator for the last three years. And he may be one of the leading candidates to go over and work with Jackson Darts. So he may be pulling other people from Baltimore to go and work with them over there. Stop leaving Baltimore. Yeah.

The Ravens need to. But that's the guy. That is the guy who turned Lamar Jackson into the MVP quarterback that he has been for a long time. And he could have him come and work with Jackson. Like that's a big deal.

Anyway. I told him I'm our Jackson. Everything he knows. You told him I'm our Jackson.

Everything he knows. And you taught John Harbaugh everything he knows. Well, anyway, that's the, that's the latest on your football coach shakeup because I know you've been wanting to pay close attention to it. I'm glad he has a job because he's, he's a really good coach. I actually really like John Harbaugh. Yeah.

So I'm happy that he has a place to land that makes me happy. Which means there are still eight coachless teams. I know. My, I really like the Ravens. So they need a good coach. The dolphins need a coach. The Raiders need a coach.

The Steelers need a coach. And all the others. I know. Crazy.

I know it. But Harbaugh landed. Congrats Harbaugh. In a big way. You're well.

$100 million. Congrats and you're well. Touch everything you know. Now kick me back a little of that.

Oh, is that right? How much? How much is a, I taught Harbaugh everything he knows kickback. Not much. Actually, I don't need much. Couple hundred thou. Couple hundred thou. I thought you were going to say a couple hundred and end there. And then you went, thou. Listen, which is an abbreviation for thousand. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. If he's making, how much is he making? Hundred million. Yeah.

Please. A couple hundred thousand when you're making a million dollars a year. Well, he's making more than a million. A couple million. If it's a hundred million over five years, you divide a hundred million by five. And that's how much you get every year.

That's what I'm saying. It's a lot. So me say, I'm like, hey bud, couple thousand. Hey bud.

Hey, I've watched you a couple of times. It's 20 million, by the way. Just to let you know.

Hey, hey, hey. And do you know how much one million is? One million is one thousand one hundred thousands.

So you're saying two of his one thousand one hundred thousands in one million and he gets 20 of those a year. Yeah. Hey. He's not going to notice. John.

One or two hundred. You're not. You're not going to notice that. Hey, hey, hey, hey buddy. All right.

Touch everything you know. It's a little, uh, our about kickback. Yeah.

You know, our about kickback. You asked me a question last night. Yeah. Do you remember what it was? Uh, you talking about the cowboy movie thing? Yeah. Uh, the question I saw online, I think it said something about like, name the best cowboy movie.

Yeah. Name the best cowboy. It can't be Young Guns. Yeah. And Young Guns, I don't think I finished.

We started it, but I don't think we finished it. I wouldn't. And I don't think I've seen the second one. I would never say Young Guns is the best cowboy movie of all time. Anyway, because Young Guns two is better than Young Guns one. Okay.

All right. What about City Slickers? I forgot about City Slickers. Billy Crystal. Yeah.

Right out the gate though. Best cowboy movie of all time. My head goes Tombstone. That's a great cowboy movie. It's the best. Fantastic cowboy movie.

I also like the quick and the dead. I don't think I've seen that one. It's very good. I think that has Sharon Stone and I think Leonardo DiCaprio's in it. In what one?

The quick and the dead. Okay. All right. Quiggly Down Under. What? That one's good. What is Quiggly Down Under?

My dad watched a lot of cowboy movies. Quiggly Down Under? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at it. It's got, um, Mustache Guy. Mustache Guy? Tom Selleck. Okay.

Tom Selleck is in Quiggly Down Under. Yeah, it's good. That's a great one. Awesome.

So I'm going to remind you that I didn't spend a lot of time watching movies and like really until about 2004. Paint Your Wagon. That's a good one.

What? These are just coming off the top of my head. My dad watched a lot of cowboy movies.

A lot of westerns. Yes. Okay. Give me a, I'll name any cowboy movie you want.

No, you won't. Bro, I watched so many cowboy movies. I just named seven. All right.

Good for you. I want to watch the entire Good, Bad, and the Ugly series. There's like three movies in there. There's like a trilogy. I want to watch all those. I haven't, but I'd like to.

Tombstone's fantastic. I do not know anything about the ballad of Buster Scruggs. I do not know either.

I do not know. Open Range. Blazing Saddles. That is, what's it, what's that? The guy, Mel Brooks. Yeah. Yeah.

Jango Unchained. I think I've seen. Yeah, we have. Okay. Those are, I would say, those are newer ones.

Those are, all right. You're not, you're, what about Desperado? Now I'm talking, there was a TV series. There was an old movie and then there's all the Antonio Banderas ones. Was he in Desperado?

Is that right? Am I thinking right thing or was he Zorro? Is Zorro a cowboy movie?

I don't know. You lost me at Desperado because now all I can sing is that Eagle song. Desperado.

Yeah, right? It was Antonio Banderas. It was El Meriachi. That's right. Salma Hayek was in there.

Okay. Steve Buscemi is in it. Danny Trejo of course. Danny Trejo.

Desperado. What else is there? Okay.

So what, what would you say? Oh, I haven't seen enough to say anything about cowboy movies. Tombstone, far and away. It's great.

Yeah. I watched a lot of cowboy movies. What about Legends of the Fall, that's a melodrama Western? Yeah, I wouldn't consider that a cowboy movie. Okay.

What about Cold Mountain with Nicole Kidman? Don't know it. Okay. I'm just looking at, I'm just looking at them now.

I just gave you a whole bunch. What about Rango? The cartoon? Yeah, well, that's an animation.

Yeah, with that chameleon. You're looking at Westerns. You're not looking at cowboys. I literally googled cowboy movies. Call of the Wild. I don't know that one. Call of the Wild is about dogs, isn't it? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about how the West was fun with the Olsen twins?

You have not. They are wearing cowboy getup. What's that movie with Kenny Rogers and Jodie Foster and they're on a boat?

Yeah, I've never seen that. Maverick. I think it's called Maverick. Maverick is the one where- It's a gambling one. No, that's not the one I'm thinking of.

Hold on. Yeah, they're on a boat. What's the one where, okay, yeah, I see. That is Maverick. What's the one where they could swing the guns around real fast and they could shoot bullets around corners? Was that Wild Wild West? No, but that's a good cowboy movie. No, it is not. With Will Smith.

No, it is not. And all the clockwork steampunk stuff. Okay, we're gonna, I'm making a list of good cowboy movies. Paint your wagon for sure.

Quickly down under. These are ones that we gotta watch. Young guns only because we have to watch Young Guns to watch Young Guns 2. The movie I'm thinking of is Wanted with Angelina Jolie and they can, they can swing the guns around when they shoot. They move them real fast. I don't know that movie.

And the bullets, it's like throwing a curveball and baseball, but you're doing bullets because that's how guns work. It's from 2008. It's called Wanted. Okay, I've got a list that we're gonna watch. Okay, cowboy movies. Quickly down under is on there.

Quickly down under. Bro, quick and the dead is on there too. And all of the good, the bad, and the ugliest. I'm not gonna watch those. You gotta. I don't want to. You're gonna make me watch quickly down under and you're not gonna watch a real one.

Bro. Quickly down under has Tom Selleck in it. Never even heard of this.

What? I knew a guy we called Quigley. Now that I think about it, is that what we called him? I feel like that's what we called him. I think we called him Quigley. Because he had a mustache? This was back in high school.

I just remembered. No, he didn't have a mustache. I don't know why we called him Quigley. That was just his nickname. Did he wear a cowboy hat?

No. He's just a normal dude. Why did we call him Quigley?

No idea. It's not a bad nickname. Yeah, we called him Quigs for short. Weird. Quickly down under. I don't know.

All right. It's on the list. We're gonna watch it.

It looks like a cowboy movie. Quickly down under? Yeah. It's because it is. It's got Alan Rickman in it too. How about it? How about it?

It's on the list. Is he in Australia? He's an Australian cowboy? Down under? That's what I'm asking.

Quickly down under. I don't remember. It's been so long. Does Crocodile Dundee make an appearance? No, no. That's also not a cowboy movie. No, I know.

Oh. But it's down under. So I figure, you know, if you're in Australia, there's a few regulars you're gonna bump into. And crocodile Dundee feels like one of them. No, he moved to New York, remember?

No, I don't. In Crocodile Dundee too. He moves to New York. Is that right? I think so.

Was he like home alone? What is this? This is the movie plot. All right.

Your first movie, we really get you at home and then we moved to get to New York for the sequel. All right. Got it. Hey. Hey. Would you rather this or that?

Oh, okay. Would you rather be stuck in traffic with no music or no AC? No music. Really? Yeah. You'd rather have AC?

Yes. Oh, not me. Oh, I don't care about the music. I will sit alone with my thoughts.

I'm good with that. Oh, no, thank you. I would rather... Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, no, thank you. I turned the music on so I can quiet those thoughts. No, I'm good with it.

I don't want to... I would rather be sweating to death. No way.

I will entertain myself in the comforts of the air conditioning. No. Yeah.

No, no way. No AC for me. Really? I mean, look, that works right now because it's not hot, but hot of the summer. You're going to sit in there? Yeah, I would rather. I just said I would rather... Do your windows work? Yes.

No, they don't. You got to sit in that oven. Bro, fine.

I'll open the door. I can't. No music while you're stuck in traffic?

No way. That's the first thing I do when I get in the car. I got to make sure my music works.

I know. You sit in the driveway a minute getting things sorted and then you're like, and now I'm going. Exactly. And I'm like, I'm out here. I'll figure it out. And like sometimes I just don't listen to anything. Oh, that's the best time to listen to music. Like sometimes I just turn it off and just drive and listen to the sound of the road.

I mean, I've done that before, but if I'm stuck in traffic, I want something to entertain myself. That's what I'm there for. I got myself covered. I'm good.

No, thank you. I will entertain you. I agree on this one. Yeah. Big time. Big time indeed. Big time. Indeed.

Would you wrap this or that? What up? Nothing. I've got one thing to talk about because we've been working on this new board and I took a video and I haven't edited it up and posted it yet, but I found out I can put our faces on the on the board here. So instead of it saying, you know, like Mike one, Mike two, Mike three, whatever in the studio and then all of these other buttons, it just has your face. What if my name was Mike though?

Hey, that'd be funny. But it doesn't say anything. It just has a picture of you. So there should be no confusion of whose microphone is whose.

Exactly. This is me. It's got my face. This is you.

It's got your face. Great. Isn't that funny? I think it's actually really funny. It's so silly. Like why is this a feature? I don't know. I like it.

I get all the other ones. I only have text on them right now, but I could change them to anything I want. I could put a picture of anything in there. That makes sense. What would I, I guess I could put like a picture of ET on the phone one. Oh, you should. What would I put on the, on the third mic?

Mike was out ski. We could call it. It's green anyway. Okay.

We'll put Mike was out ski on this one. Okay. And then we'll put ET on this one. And then I've got these four all come from this computer. So this is all of our automation system. Okay. So I could just do four different robots, different droids. Yeah.

You should. And then over here, a couple other computers, my computer and your computer. I can find funny things to put there. This one is the phone playback thing. And then these other ones I could put the logos on there.

No, no problem. But I gotta figure out what to put on these two. Anyway, I'm going to, I'm going to put some other stuff on here. I'm going to have this whole thing lined out with photos. I think that's hilarious. I like the ET one for the phone.

That makes me chuckle. Is there a different mic that we could put here if you don't like Mike was out ski? No, I like Michael Jordan or Mike Myers one. They got two options for Mike Myers, the Halloween one or Shrek. I think it's Michael Myers, the Halloween one.

Oh, okay. I don't think he goes by Mike. Yeah, Mike.

Maybe quit chasing me, but get out of your mic. Yeah. I could put Mike from Stranger Things.

No. If you go with Mike Myers, like the comedian Mike Myers, you could do Shrek because the microphone over there is green. So that makes sense too. I could put Mikey from Goonies. You could.

Or you could put Mike Myers when he's dressed up as his Scotsman dad from So I Married a Max Murder. Right. Yead, move, all that. Right. Yeah.

Or as Austin Powers. Just reminded me, I'm painting the stairwell at home and we've got our utility box. The breaker box is right there.

Yeah. And I didn't paint it if you noticed because I was, I'm looking for a way to make it less obnoxious on the wall. And I found like a cool little frame thing you can put over it.

Like you can make it look, you know, whatever. But then I just said Austin Powers. And then I thought that's funny. Yeah, except it's timely as well. Sure is. A lot of people would get the joke if it was if it said Powers on it and just had his face. You said that you were going to paint it with the David Bowie.

Yeah. With what's he called in there? The Goblin King. Because it's got the power. The babe with the power. Right. I thought of what power.

We just put that whole script, just that line. You remind me of the babe. Yeah, what babe? The babe with the power.

What power. See, we'll just put that on the paint that on. I mean, look, I want to do something unique and different. I do too, but it's not that.

Because I was thinking like, maybe I'll just paint it like a high voltage looking thing. And I went, no, that's not cool. It's got to be something funny. It has to be something funny. We'll think about it.

And even if we don't paint it directly and we put a framed thing over it, maybe the framed thing is a photo of the Goblin King and people go, why do you have that? And I said, that's where the power is. What power?

Well, the Goblin King wasn't the power. The babe was. So it'd be baby Toby. I don't want to picture a baby Toby hanging on the wall. No, I know, but that's what he's the babe with the power.

No, I get it. But it was, it was, the Goblin King said it. Or we could print a picture of that singer who sings that, I've got the power. Who sings it? I don't know.

No, no, no. That was like a 90s, like early EDM dance track. It's by Snap. Oh, of course it is. With an exclamation point, if I remember right. Yes. Came out in 1990. Yeah. Power, power. What does the cover art look like? Oh, I don't know. It's not that either.

We'll keep thinking about it. Like that's what the lady is wearing. Typical 90s wear. Yeah, I don't think it's that. No, it isn't.

I just want something funny. I do too. Indeed. We'll keep thinking about it.

We'll know it when it hits. You all think about it now or later? I mean, I'll just keep, it'll be a continual process of thinking. Okay. All right. Well, then let's wrap up the show. Okay.

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I've got a list of cowboy movies we're going to watch. Starting when? I got to finish painting.

I know. Starting tomorrow, I suppose. Later tonight or something. I don't think it'll take me long to finish painting. I'm almost done. And then that project is done. Hip hip hooray.

Yeah. Basement almost completely painted. Except for the power box. Yeah, I know. It's okay. What do you want to put on that? We'll see you tomorrow.

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