Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast

In Part 2 of our wild ride with Brandon Kloss, things get blurry (literally). He recounts getting wasted at the Taste of Colorado, renting scooters, losing his phone—and himself—before hitching a ride with a questionable character. Thankfully, a heroic bartender gets him an Uber... but no Taco Bell. Paul has strong words for anyone in a Taco Bell drive-thru at 2AM.

Brandon also shares a hotel story so chaotic it required a saw to fix, plus his first raw and rainy ride to Sturgis with nothing but a tent and a raincoat. Paul reminisces about hail that felt like quarters smashing into his head, and things get weirdly passionate when Jesse James Firearms come up. We round things out with a debate: Are all girls crazy? Is Chrissy crazy? Paul says yes—with potential for stabbing.#BeerBoozeAndBS #BrandonKloss #TasteOfColorado #ScooterFails #SturgisTrip #TacoBellChronicles #JesseJamesFirearms #PodcastClips #CrazyGirls #BarStories #MotorcycleLife #PaulSaidIt

Creators and Guests

Host
Paul Schwefel
Paul is one of Chrissy's very good friends and also was her first guest on episode 001. She enjoyed having him on so much she asked him to co-host with her for all future episodes. The audience loves the dynamic between the two of them!

What is Beer, Booze & B.S. Podcast ?

Beer Booze and BS is a bold new podcast filmed inside Frontier Liquor in Zimmerman Minnesota where craft spirits cocktail culture and unfiltered fun collide. Hosted by Chrissy Bohnhoff this show delivers liquor tastings off the cuff conversations giveaways and a real behind the register experience. We spotlight local legends badass women small town rebels and anyone who loves a strong drink with a side of real talk. Whether you are into whiskey vodka tequila or craft cocktails you will feel right at home. New episodes drop weekly featuring liquor reviews cocktail tutorials biker vibes exclusive merch drops and raw stories you will not hear anywhere else. Support local drink local and do not take life too seriously. Subscribe and sip with us. BeerBoozeBS LiquorPodcast DrinkLocalMN CocktailCulture MinnesotaPodcast WhiskeyTasting

Speaker 1:

Drink four. This is a cocktail that we are having. It's called Nutty Island Freak Shake.

Speaker 2:

It's Looks like

Speaker 1:

It's a dessert drink.

Speaker 2:

Fucking Sasquatch nutted into a cup.

Speaker 1:

The peanut butter whiskey. Whiskey.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's in there?

Speaker 1:

Vanilla vodka. Yum. What? Malibu, which is weird, and half and half. And the recipe called for a drizzle of chocolate syrup, but we did not go that direction.

Speaker 1:

So sounds

Speaker 2:

super weird. Sounds like I'm lactose intolerant. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I say Malibu

Speaker 3:

Mike, come try this. Cheers to the toilet. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Right. You're scared? I already have to go to the bathroom. You have one job.

Speaker 3:

So chocolate might make it look like a Colorado bulldog or something. Mhmm.

Speaker 2:

This is

Speaker 1:

good. I don't taste the Malibu.

Speaker 3:

Okay. That's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Half ounce compared to the screwball and vanilla vodka. But as soon as I heard vanilla vodka and screwball, I'm like, no.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. This is

Speaker 4:

It's a

Speaker 3:

lot of the creamier drinks I typically don't like. That's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1:

I like it.

Speaker 3:

Very good. I like the egg white drinks, You ever have those?

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 3:

You ever go to the Anoka hardware store? No. Go there.

Speaker 1:

Anoka hardware store. Oh.

Speaker 3:

Go online. You have to book a reservation. Easy. Yep. It's a it's a reservation only place.

Speaker 3:

They have a it's like do you know the, like, behind Serums, there's that parking ramp?

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

Well, in that Oh, if you go to the back way to go to the back door of Serums Yep. There's a red light behind the door. And it's pretty in there. It's a Speakeasy, but they do an old fashioned way. You have to make a reservation.

Speaker 3:

They send you a code, they're like, what do you need? I need Christmas lights. And then there's your

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reservation pops up.

Speaker 3:

And then they open up the door because you walk in, it looks like a hardware store.

Speaker 1:

A code.

Speaker 2:

They said it should. Oh. You just said you make a listen, Linda. Listen. I said that.

Speaker 2:

A reservation.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. No. Just go go online. It's all an online deal. It's it's kind of

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a Man, do you listen to anything you just said?

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm

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sure. You if you look

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it up, it'll literally say it right away, reserve a table. Just click on that.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to get the gist of it.

Speaker 3:

So you

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can go to the outside of it.

Speaker 2:

You go

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to the outside.

Speaker 2:

Make the reservation.

Speaker 3:

Nope. Nope. You gotta do it earlier. Right?

Speaker 2:

So I

Speaker 3:

so we actually went the other night. A group of us went the other night. Like, we had fun. Right? So, like, we it was, like, 04:00.

Speaker 3:

We're, let's go to the hardware store. They only had one time available Yep. For six It's called the hardware store, right? And so like you go there and like literally you walk in there, they got tools hanging on the wall and stuff, and they're like, do you need? And you gotta say they text you the code, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Like, I need a tape measure. I'm looking for a saw or I need Christmas lights.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

And then they're like, okay. Follow me. And then they open up the door and then there's the speakeasy. Everyone's in there and like certain nights love swing music and stuff like that. So it's fucking cool.

Speaker 3:

Then people get into it. They dress up like old

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is a small.

Speaker 3:

That one's a small one. So there's two speakeasies in an Olka.

Speaker 2:

There is?

Speaker 4:

Heard there

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was, yeah, another one but

Speaker 3:

The drinks are kind of bendy there, but it's cooler and fuck.

Speaker 2:

It's all the ambiance and shit like that. What's that other one too? My buddy was telling me

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about There's a Nucky's speakeasy.

Speaker 2:

I wanna say he was saying you could smoke cigars.

Speaker 1:

Well, the one that makes cigars in Milwaukee.

Speaker 2:

But maybe that

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was bullshit. Don't have any pictures.

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Do fucking stupid shit to give

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you saying. Yeah. And then everyone's watching

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you on Charlie's Angels. Everyone's watching you on side's watching you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I don't have it. Oh, that's bad.

Speaker 1:

Which is pretty fucking funny. Right? Me and Mike and Adam went there one time, and it was Adam's birthday. And they sat sit you in a chair in, like, the fucking trap door. He was gone.

Speaker 1:

What? Yes. We didn't see him for a while. We're like, where the fuck did he go? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We're like, they're all singing happy birthday to him. The next scene, that trapdoor fucking drops in or this chair that he's sitting in. He thinks he's in the birthday chair. He's saying he's gone. Like, what

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the hell? Sit in there after that happened?

Speaker 1:

Not while we were there.

Speaker 2:

I would've sat right back in and been like, alright. Where the fuck's this thing going? Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I was thinking

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that you were there

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with us, but you weren't there.

Speaker 2:

No. That doesn't sound familiar. It's like

Speaker 1:

Yeah. That was the

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time I went the time we went what did we do? We went to some big ass fucking Bloody Mary thing, and then we went to the lake and hung out for a little while. Yep.

Speaker 1:

Yep. Yep. We went to Kid Rock concert.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. Kid Rock in Sturgis. That was a fun one.

Speaker 1:

Which one?

Speaker 3:

Buffalo Chip.

Speaker 1:

Which time?

Speaker 3:

Oh, shit. Six years ago. Five years

Speaker 1:

Now we feel like he's out there every year.

Speaker 3:

Four years ago? I've been out there fifteen years. Yeah. I've skipped a few years.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I went Yeah. I started going there in 1990. 1990, the the what is that? Oh, it's the hundredth anniversary?

Speaker 3:

No. That would've been this year. So I got fifth anniversary. Fifth right there. So

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yeah. It was the fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 3:

That's why I have to go this year so I can get the eighty fifth next year,

Speaker 2:

ten years later.

Speaker 1:

There you go.

Speaker 3:

This guy literally, like, while he was tattooing, he was smoking in giant club of ash

Speaker 2:

like a. You're like, that's sanitary. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. I

Speaker 3:

was like, alright. Sounds good, homie.

Speaker 1:

Alright. So what are we giving this for a rating?

Speaker 3:

I'm not huge into drinks that are like creamy like this. Nope. But it's.

Speaker 2:

Does taste good.

Speaker 3:

It does taste good. We'll see how it sits, know, it's gonna be bold strategy cotton,

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but Yeah. Right. I give

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it like a solid eight.

Speaker 3:

I I

Speaker 1:

don't think this is as good as the other one we had. Oh.

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I'll put

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it in eight maybe. Yeah. 7778.

Speaker 2:

7. Yeah. 78.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Nothing can top that. Oh my god. That margarita. Well, what would we did another screwball

Speaker 3:

That's pretty good.

Speaker 1:

That was peanut butter or something.

Speaker 3:

For a Yeah. Peanut butter drink.

Speaker 1:

Cup. Yeah. Something or other. But this is good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Whatever that that it was like a white Russian with that screwball. That thing was really good. Fucking amazing. Oh,

Speaker 3:

yeah. Screwball or something

Speaker 2:

like that? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Well, now you use that methylene blue. Have you tried that yet?

Speaker 1:

See, I bought it. Yeah. Can't take it because I'm on anxiety medication. And then you can't take it while you're on

Speaker 3:

Oh, really?

Speaker 1:

Medications that I'm on. I was so bummed.

Speaker 2:

What does it do?

Speaker 1:

Metabolism blue is another like, it prevents cancer. People that have cancer take it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, really?

Speaker 1:

And it's healed them

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or anything.

Speaker 3:

Skin, like, everything. Yeah. It's also a It's a liver.

Speaker 2:

Fuck out of my body. Yeah. Fried it to a crisp I was so bummed and already from I don't know. Pretending I owned a boat last weekend, laying on my floatie. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That, I've I've been taking that, what's it? BCP dash one five two?

Speaker 2:

What's that?

Speaker 3:

So it's

Speaker 2:

Sounds like a military drug.

Speaker 3:

So they're they're they're like it's the next thing they have to work on banning because it obviously works. Right? It's like controlled by the government. Right? But honestly, seriously, you have joint pain, I recommend it's like

Speaker 1:

Really?

Speaker 3:

A 120%. What is it called? Like Mike knows, like I've been fucked Like, I could you can buy it right online anywhere. Oh, okay. So it's okay.

Speaker 3:

You just literally Google it. It's Amazon has it all over. Like, they the prices range on it. But I'm telling you, like, I'm I'm taking just the pill form. Right?

Speaker 3:

They have it in like like a I can't remember what they call it, the other ones. Like like in an injection form too. Right? But I I just wanted the pill one. Yep.

Speaker 3:

And it seriously after it takes a little bit longer. It's about a about a week and a half I noticed. So I've like torn rotator cuffs and like fucked up my shoulders. Haven't bent today is actually probably this morning. It was the first day of bench press in over a year.

Speaker 3:

Really? Because I tore up my shoulder Yeah. And everything's been hurting. I've never like, my joints haven't felt this good in probably five, six years.

Speaker 1:

It's like 10 times glucosamine.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. There's I can't remember exactly what's all in it. I definitely recommend it though. I mean, for the price of bottle, like, if you have

Speaker 1:

to can take it.

Speaker 3:

What's it called? So I I bet it would b c p dash one five two, I believe is what

Speaker 2:

And then how much is that shit?

Speaker 3:

It's like it ranges from like 30 to a $100 a bottle.

Speaker 1:

Fuck. That's For thirty days.

Speaker 3:

For thirty days.

Speaker 2:

That's a fucking

Speaker 3:

Oh, one five seven. Range. There it is. BBPCDash157.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. That I've never heard of.

Speaker 3:

So like that, they're mixed.

Speaker 1:

And they sell it for joints? Like

Speaker 3:

joint Yeah. It's it's made yeah. So it's supposed to so, you know, some studies say like it does nothing. It's placebo effect or whatever. But then there's a lot of studies that show that it shows like even ligament regrowth and stuff like that.

Speaker 3:

Stuff that's like doesn't really regrow when you tear things, you know what I mean? But it like re heals

Speaker 1:

fluffy?

Speaker 3:

Heals scar tissue and stuff like that. So I actually wanna look into it for dogs as Yeah. Like he's

Speaker 1:

He's getting lucky.

Speaker 3:

He's kind had a little issues from some of the shit that he was through.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. How old is he

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now? Seven.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Seven and a half.

Speaker 1:

He's a same antisnobia. Yeah. He's But she's a mastiff and like, you know, she's still a fucking machine. That dog fucking goes and goes and goes.

Speaker 2:

The mushroom.

Speaker 3:

Lefty's a fucking bull too. So it's like Yeah.

Speaker 1:

She's fucking ridiculous, that dog. She's just a powerhouse. Just amazing. She's seven now. So I'm like, you know?

Speaker 2:

What's old for that dog? Like, 12, 15? Yeah. 10? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's the worst part.

Speaker 1:

That's a shitty part. I mean, I've made it my mission to have the longest living mastiff. Yeah. You can just book

Speaker 2:

a world record.

Speaker 3:

No. A lot of

Speaker 2:

it You're has not going. She eats Better

Speaker 1:

than more supplements than any dog I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3:

Do have raw

Speaker 2:

food? We do. Yeah. I do. I bet that dog eats better than 90% of the Americans.

Speaker 1:

Way better than mine.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. I was just gonna say, guaranteed better than any fucking

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truck driver.

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Sees the bum by

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the side around, fuck you. I gotta feed my dog.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 1:

That dog eats phenomenal. She there's nothing that I

Speaker 3:

It's good though.

Speaker 1:

Missed. The

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dog's happy.

Speaker 1:

But she's her coat's beautiful.

Speaker 2:

What's the longest

Speaker 1:

She's seven and like her brothers have are full of gray hair on their faces. She doesn't have one gray hair.

Speaker 2:

What's the longest living massive so far?

Speaker 1:

I don't guess I don't know the longest,

Speaker 2:

but I'm guessing you if

Speaker 1:

you can if you can get them to live to 13, like Really? They're doing really, really good. For fucking 140 pound dog? Like, she's a big girl.

Speaker 2:

Bitch. Yeah. She's a big bitch.

Speaker 1:

Definitely the there was 13 dogs in her litter, and she's definitely, like, the biggest.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Oh, really? Fucking huge. Just muscular. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's just a solid

Speaker 2:

All those dogs are. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. You guys are beautiful dogs.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. There you go.

Speaker 2:

How are

Speaker 3:

doing? Good. How are doing?

Speaker 1:

Get back on track. Hey, guys.

Speaker 2:

How's it going?

Speaker 1:

Good. Brandon about the taste of Colorado.

Speaker 2:

Talked to Travis, did you? Everything's a shit show and more. My god.

Speaker 1:

To your buddy, Travis.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I've I've had some fun times.

Speaker 1:

Said you were out there at Taste of Colorado. Is that a beer? Was that a brewery thing?

Speaker 3:

It just so happened to have we were out there for it. Right? So, like, actually, like, my You

Speaker 1:

were at a concert.

Speaker 3:

My girlfriend at the time, like, we me and Travis got drunk and decided we bought tickets to Colorado like the next week. Then I realized I had concert tickets and I was missing it as Nathaniel Rightliffe. Right? So like that's Nathaniel Oh. Rightliffe?

Speaker 1:

That's the concert?

Speaker 3:

That was the guy's name. It's more of like an acoustic style music or whatever. Like I I like acoustic music a lot. But then, like, we go out there and I was like, fuck, we're about these tickets, so I didn't get to go to that show. We go out there and here it's Taste of Colorado.

Speaker 1:

So that's not what you planned No.

Speaker 3:

Not at all.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. So that's going on.

Speaker 3:

But the best part was Dwight Yoakum is doing a free show at the park downtown.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And I'm like,

Speaker 2:

hell yeah, we

Speaker 4:

got it.

Speaker 3:

Alright. Seeing Dwight Yoakum. Right? Just the ugliest fucker alive. Know, he's like three foot seven, I think.

Speaker 1:

He's so cool though.

Speaker 3:

Oh, absolutely. Dude, right? Like, he's a great guy. He's his movies and everything like that. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3:

He's Yeah. A great me and Travis, we it's fucking our last day there. Like, we rent scooters and we're just like, you know, there's lines and shit. We're going all over town, like, and we're bar hopping and we are getting hammered.

Speaker 1:

Taste of Colorado, is this a food thing or

Speaker 3:

So Taste of Colorado is, yeah, it's all local things, right? So it's like everything, it'd be, I don't know really what's com it's not like a state fair or anything like that. It's just everything local comes out there like that for that weekend.

Speaker 2:

Trucks. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We have

Speaker 2:

tasty food.

Speaker 3:

Food trucks, local food things. Yeah. So like yeah. I guess

Speaker 2:

So I

Speaker 3:

guess I've I've never been

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to like, liquor tasting and all that. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

We we didn't make it to that. Right? We didn't get down there until dark. Right? But like, so we went to this, like, sushi burrito place before, and then, like, I ordered a fucking thing of sake, and Travis didn't know that.

Speaker 3:

He orders a thing of sake. You gotta drink them both. Right?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That was that was our demise of the night. Right?

Speaker 2:

That'll that's

Speaker 3:

Game changer. And like, things are looking sideways and my phone is fucking dead. Travis goes this way, I go this way. Well, no. We ditched them by then because they're like shut off.

Speaker 3:

Right?

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

But the worst part was is, I mean, we ate shit so bad. I mean, Travis had fucking bruises. I had a bruise like this big in my stomach. Fucking Travis fucking gushed open. Like, we ate shit so many times.

Speaker 4:

I didn't

Speaker 3:

even know. Right? We spent like a $120 each a day on those rentals because we were this way all over fucking Denver. But we went we got to the concert, we get there and Travis takes off like and then I just couldn't find him ever again. Phone's dead.

Speaker 3:

I'm just like

Speaker 1:

find him?

Speaker 3:

No. So then I fucking go You're on your own. Go to

Speaker 2:

the slow bar.

Speaker 3:

I'm like, alright. Yeah. Like

Speaker 1:

You have cell phones.

Speaker 3:

You gotta Anybody got a charger or anything? No. No. No charger. Was like, can you order like, it didn't have taxis because everybody uses Uber.

Speaker 1:

Right. True.

Speaker 3:

They didn't have regular taxis.

Speaker 2:

Gas station with a 100 miles?

Speaker 3:

No. No. Nobody well, everything was close. I'm hammered. I'm walking around downtown Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Fucking Denver. I got no sir I got no phone. Like, I I got nothing.

Speaker 2:

Downtown And

Speaker 3:

I'm walking like bar to bar. Nobody would order me an Uber. I'm like, I'll give you a $100 bill. Order me Like, an I know where I'm stations around downtown Yeah. There's nothing.

Speaker 1:

All your shit happened in Denver

Speaker 2:

too. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. And like, so finally, like, Sky's like, I know where you need to go. I can get you there. And it's like,

Speaker 2:

that's the guy you wanna follow.

Speaker 3:

Alright. Sounds good, man. And then he's like, we get in this tram and then I'm just like, fuck. We're like the only people in here. Then we get out and dropped off

Speaker 2:

to the

Speaker 3:

spot in the middle of nowhere and it's just this fucking truck there. And I'm just like, this dude's gonna wear my fucking face by the end of

Speaker 2:

the night. I'm just like,

Speaker 3:

I was creeped out. Like, you know, I'm gonna lose that.

Speaker 2:

Harold and Kumar. That creeper. The fucking tow truck driver. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm thinking of the boys. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's what I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 2:

Like, this dude's out.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna go live. Like, this is happening. Like, this is fucking bad.

Speaker 2:

I'm just like this. I'm just like always think, though. Fuck. Right? And then you get home and you wanna fuck his wife.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Like, right.

Speaker 1:

That's As far

Speaker 3:

as that didn't happen. Right?

Speaker 2:

Right? No. That's so sad. He's like,

Speaker 3:

I changed my mind. I don't wanna bring you there. I'm like, what?

Speaker 1:

He did not.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. He's like, no. We're just

Speaker 3:

gonna I there's a local spot up here. They'll have something for you. I'm like, oh my god. I get there, and the bartender, like, she's a fucking pretty girl. I'm like, I need to charge her.

Speaker 3:

I need to get the fuck away from this creepy ass motherfucker. Like, I need to get back to my hotel room. I was like

Speaker 2:

You don't

Speaker 4:

even know

Speaker 3:

where you're at. In the morning. My plane is at flight. It's at, five in the morning. Right?

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

And she's like, yeah. He's a creepy fucker. He comes all

Speaker 2:

the time. I'm like, Like,

Speaker 3:

plugs in. As soon as it turns on, I'm like ordering an Uber, you know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And I get there. And the worst part is, so then I get an Uber and then I talk to her. I was like, just drop me off here. I'm gonna walk over to Taco Bell. And she's like, no.

Speaker 3:

I'll bring you through there. I go there and I like, can I get a couple somebody just ordered 500 tacos, so we're not gonna be making tacos for a while? I'm like, what

Speaker 2:

the fuck? 500? Give me two

Speaker 3:

of them. They ain't gonna fucking notice. Yeah. I 100.

Speaker 2:

I think they're gonna

Speaker 1:

count them.

Speaker 3:

You know?

Speaker 2:

That Right?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. It was bad, you know? And at this time, I wanna say it was like $3.30 in the morning by the time I got to where I was supposed to be. Was by the campus, South Side Of Fucking Denver. Like like Dude, anyone who comes out of

Speaker 2:

a fucking Taco Bell line, you should just automatically Right. Those motherfuckers.

Speaker 3:

I was so pissed, you know.

Speaker 2:

DUI. DUI. Everybody's getting DUI.

Speaker 3:

You could easily.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Easily. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Here you go.

Speaker 3:

You go. Nobody's so

Speaker 2:

fucking Taco Bell after 2AM. No.

Speaker 3:

No. Nothing. Nothing. No. And then my hotel's across the street so I like walking over there and like our flight's in a couple hours.

Speaker 3:

We had an Uber set up to pick us up, right, the timed one?

Speaker 1:

I'm looking in the morning. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I walk in there, Travis is sprawled out in a fucking x. His mattress is halfway on the floor and on the bed, and he's on an x. I'm just like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1:

So he's in the room.

Speaker 2:

In the room. In the room.

Speaker 3:

Sprawled out just like the mattress is on the floor. Like in

Speaker 2:

the mattress is I have no idea. Like, He's like, I don't Like, he came in and, like, dive bombed

Speaker 3:

the bed, and it just slid off. Right? He's a big boy. You know? He's a fucking freak shit house.

Speaker 3:

Fucking hell.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Fucking sick man. So he grabs

Speaker 3:

Basically. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That reminds me of a story of me and Jacob Ball where we all went to Sturgis together. This was the year that Jim passed away, but we went out to where did they have the the burnouts? God dang it.

Speaker 3:

Iron Horse?

Speaker 1:

No. No. No.

Speaker 2:

It's almost

Speaker 1:

like Sturgis. The

Speaker 2:

Full Throw.

Speaker 1:

City Wednesdays and

Speaker 3:

Oh, Glencoe?

Speaker 1:

God dang it. Hewlett. Was that Beulah? Hewlett. Hewlett.

Speaker 1:

Is that where we were?

Speaker 3:

Oh, on top of Tuesdays in Montana?

Speaker 1:

It was in it was on a Wednesday, though. But anyway, we went out there and we both we all three of us got super fucked up. There's not a chance we could ride our bikes. So we're like, let's just get a room across the street or whatever. So then we went out the room and then kept drinking.

Speaker 1:

You know? And then Yeah. Just whatever the three of us idiots trying to get into that room. I think they gave me the key because I fucking paid. And so I'm trying to open the open the door with the key, and I'm so drunk.

Speaker 1:

I can't do it. And there's three there's three of us idiots.

Speaker 2:

Just strip it in the hole.

Speaker 1:

I know. It's so easy when you're drunk, isn't it?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Y'all give us this so much shit. Remember. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And wrong hole. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Other than

Speaker 1:

Me and Jake

Speaker 2:

had one job.

Speaker 1:

Bo's like, focus. Let me try. I mean, literally, Bo sticks it in and then gets the door open, but we're all Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Of course, he does. Professional.

Speaker 1:

We all fell in the door.

Speaker 2:

You're all leaning on the door to see if he could get in the hole. He gets it, and he's like, yeah. Boom. Chuck it like a fucking Jenga or whatever up in sesame. I think

Speaker 1:

fucked around in there or whatever what we were doing. I don't know. But we me and Jake passed out on the floor,

Speaker 2:

and I remember so

Speaker 1:

saying, well, fuck this shit. Yep. Because we had I'm

Speaker 2:

not done drinking.

Speaker 3:

We had a,

Speaker 1:

like, a well, it was a shitty moment.

Speaker 3:

One of these moments. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But it was like, I had my own room. Yeah. Like, my own room, and those two had to share

Speaker 2:

a room or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It was a suite.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you got the door to the door.

Speaker 1:

But then Jake me and Jake passed out on the floor. We didn't even make it to the bed. And then I just remember Bo kinda saying, was thinking I was in a coma, but still awake. I was like, fuck this shit. He brings us mattress down on the floor.

Speaker 1:

We all wake up on the floor.

Speaker 3:

Oh my god.

Speaker 1:

So, anyway, that was my dumb little story. Yep. He's on the half on the mattress, half on the floor. Right?

Speaker 3:

Yep. Right? Half of the mattress, half on the floor, whatever. We wake up in the morning, like, our flight leaves in an hour. It's like forty five minutes to the fucking airport.

Speaker 3:

We go there anyways, order another Uber. The Uber we missed charged us like a $120 because we fucking missed it. Oh. Then Can we do Yeah. They're super expensive.

Speaker 3:

Right? And then we get there. They gave him a fucking free pass because he's military. I had to pay a $100 for the next flight, but we're stuck there. This is five in the morning.

Speaker 3:

Right? Yep. We're stuck there until nine at nine.

Speaker 1:

Then you're, I'm assuming, still

Speaker 3:

So we got a ride back in the town, and then we're just, like, sitting there and, like, hopping around. Like, this sucks because, like, we went back to a hotel and, like, slept off until 11AM checkout.

Speaker 2:

Might as well get a shit face.

Speaker 3:

Yep. Yeah. Needless to say, the girls were not happy. His wife wouldn't pick us up. So I had to come.

Speaker 3:

She's like, fuck you guys. You can't fucking show up.

Speaker 2:

Like and we're just like No. It was funny.

Speaker 3:

You know? Shit happened. No. That was a fun time. But, so the hotel room story, when you're saying that they're trying to get in a hotel room door, we were in Duluth one time for a company deal and like, we were having a good time.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

And a friend had a suite. That's where we were supposed to be hanging on and I hear the TV and I'm hammered and then it's late, know. I'm like, they're laughing. I'm like, I'm gonna get in here. So I'm like trying to break into this fucking hotel room door, you know.

Speaker 3:

Like, they're solid Some old

Speaker 2:

steel frame fucking things, you know. Yeah. Right?

Speaker 3:

And like

Speaker 2:

Probably deadbolted.

Speaker 3:

I wake up in the morning like the next thing you know and I'm like fucking just I remember just crawled to the edge of the bed and just like threw up a couple times and I slid back in.

Speaker 2:

It was like straight water. Like and then they

Speaker 3:

get me out Oh.

Speaker 4:

And I

Speaker 3:

walk over to the hotel room and then What happened? Here's my brother sawing open a door.

Speaker 1:

Your brother?

Speaker 3:

The hotel, like, couldn't get in here. I twisted the frame because, like, I'm I'm not a little guy and I was, like, giving her everything. Twisted the frame and it pinched the door shut and we And couldn't get into the guys are just like, well, here's a saw, I guess. And so here's my brother fucking saw. I got a video.

Speaker 3:

I got a video. The fucking hotel gave him a saw.

Speaker 2:

They're just like, yeah. I'll I'll walk up and he's

Speaker 3:

sitting there making the final cut and

Speaker 2:

then he, on this happened. Picks the door in. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Dude, it would we're we're dying. Like My god. I'm just like, I don't even wanna know, guys. Yep. And then I wake up.

Speaker 3:

I'm looking at these videos. We're at a strip club, and, like, apparently, like, this guy thought, like

Speaker 1:

In Duluth?

Speaker 3:

In no. We went over across over the we went over. Right?

Speaker 2:

The one

Speaker 3:

with the squirrels. The the weird squirrels in the fucking thing.

Speaker 1:

It's your opponent's

Speaker 2:

superior Yeah. There's these weird squirrels

Speaker 3:

in a fucking, like, glass case. Oh. Like, having dinner. It's a fucking weird I can't remember the

Speaker 1:

fucking It's

Speaker 3:

a weird thing. Squirrels? No. They're

Speaker 2:

What is called? Stuffed squirrels. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Speaker 2:

Oh. I forget. It's

Speaker 3:

Somebody knows this.

Speaker 1:

Somebody knows.

Speaker 2:

He knows. He's been there.

Speaker 3:

I can't think of the name of it. They got a regular It's like a dinner thing during the day.

Speaker 2:

He's got a violin or a layla guy

Speaker 3:

playing violin.

Speaker 2:

It's fucking piano and then at night Yeah. The lights come on and everybody

Speaker 3:

Is it Saratoga?

Speaker 2:

No. That's in Duluth. That's That's in Duluth.

Speaker 3:

That's Duluth. It's Yeah. Across the street,

Speaker 2:

it's next to the lake.

Speaker 3:

Yep. So it's cool. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Out there, but it has a whole bunch of stuffed chipmunks. That's yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's crazy.

Speaker 2:

It's weird. Chipmunks. Weird.

Speaker 3:

They're all stuffed. They're in a fucking glass case. Like, it

Speaker 2:

is just the most What is that movie, like did it 1961. Is it based off of that movie dinner for schmucks?

Speaker 3:

Of people ate a lot of acid.

Speaker 2:

Schmucks? Remember remember that movie where

Speaker 3:

I kinda I don't think I ever watched it, though. Steve Carroll, like day before

Speaker 2:

you two

Speaker 3:

were born. Probably.

Speaker 2:

That's probably a good point. Steve Carroll? The what's his name? My hair Yeah.

Speaker 3:

The guy from The Office?

Speaker 2:

40 year old virgin. Dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that guy.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. So what's happening? I've seen

Speaker 2:

the Carole. Carole. Oh, yeah. Not Carole. Carole.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. He's in Dinner for Schmucks, and he's got like he makes like scenes with mice doing just weird shit.

Speaker 1:

What the hell?

Speaker 2:

And that's kinda what it reminded me when he said that. Like Well, yeah. Squirrels fuck

Speaker 3:

because I'm

Speaker 2:

Richard Gershitter. Yeah. Right. Oh my god.

Speaker 3:

Oh, man. No. That was a that was a good time. Yeah. Wake up.

Speaker 3:

I'm like pushing a bouncer back into the bar.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh. So, you like to party. You're kind of a partyer.

Speaker 3:

I've partied. Yeah. Yeah. I've tried

Speaker 4:

a lot.

Speaker 3:

A time

Speaker 2:

or two.

Speaker 1:

A time or two. What at this point in your life, what does a typical weekend look like for you? For take walk us through a typical weekend of Brandon.

Speaker 3:

A typical weekend is wake up in the morning, go to the gym, and if the sun's shining, I'm on a motorcycle. K. Like

Speaker 1:

Going where? Anywhere anywhere that anywhere that'll take you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I I like longer rides. Don't like Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's what I like

Speaker 3:

I like destination rides. Like, like to pick out like a dinner place an hour and a half, two hours away or whatever. Do that. Like and do a circle Go

Speaker 2:

to Kansas City for lunch.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I got a wild hair up my ass one time, and literally, it was, like, the day before. Was at the gym talking to this guy. I like, I don't know I'm gonna do for the next two weeks. It was in February.

Speaker 3:

And I was like, I'm gonna fucking ride my motorcycle to Daytona. The next Did day February? The next day, I hopped on my motorcycle and rode Daytona bike week.

Speaker 2:

From here?

Speaker 3:

February 26. Yep. Rode there by myself.

Speaker 2:

Two days after day after my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. Yep.

Speaker 3:

Dude, it was fucking cooler. Twenty fifth. Best trip I ever had.

Speaker 2:

Hold up. Like Fuck. There must have been it just must have been cold. Nothing on the fucking It

Speaker 3:

was, like, Sold. 30 degrees when I left.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So it wasn't like 40 below, but still No.

Speaker 3:

It wasn't terrible. Skewed anything under like But so I left the day and I had my Milwaukee heated jacket on.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I was just gonna say

Speaker 3:

what what kind of heated air windshield lifts

Speaker 2:

up and then You got the power windshield.

Speaker 3:

Right? So by the end of the day, I was in a t shirt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2:

So

Speaker 1:

like Yeah. Day you had to Yeah. Heat up.

Speaker 2:

So like Yeah. Was cool. You know, you can

Speaker 3:

do whatever you do wanna do when you're by yourself. Right? Like Yeah. The the My bike tracks ride time. So I left 10:00 Monday.

Speaker 3:

I got to Daytona at 10:00 Wednesday, and I had thirty six hours of ride time.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

Is what it tracked. So I rode dark to dark pretty much. Like, it was

Speaker 2:

Did you stop?

Speaker 3:

Oh, was gonna stop. I stayed overnight one.

Speaker 1:

You stay?

Speaker 2:

Okay. Was gonna say, yeah, yeah, dude, because

Speaker 1:

because I'm like, you guys

Speaker 2:

We did we did Zimmerman to Saint Peter Beach, Florida in, what was it, '19? No.

Speaker 1:

That was ridiculous.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. That's some iron ash.

Speaker 2:

Nineteen, yeah. It was nonstop. I think it was nineteen hours.

Speaker 1:

He didn't stop.

Speaker 2:

That's pretty good.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. That's yeah.

Speaker 1:

Must have come to mind Mike's point.

Speaker 2:

That was yeah. That that was that was that I would say that's probably the most second aggressive ride I've ever had in my life. You ever

Speaker 1:

This is the first.

Speaker 2:

Was New York in New York and back in thirty six hours. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's impressive. Yep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. He's notorious for those Lover. Dumping on his bike and just going. All by himself.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like, alone.

Speaker 3:

I like random shit like that. Yeah. Those are the best ride.

Speaker 2:

I think

Speaker 1:

you're gonna meet your new best friend.

Speaker 2:

And that's what I was just saying. Like, Mikayla, she was the same way. Remember when she was saying she just hopped on a bike with a friend and they just went? They didn't plan shit. They just Right.

Speaker 2:

But they didn't

Speaker 1:

ride out there. They trailered.

Speaker 2:

I thought she rode. No. Oh, really? She

Speaker 1:

trailers? She trailed in a truck.

Speaker 2:

Fuck shit.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

That's why I

Speaker 2:

like I thought she rode. No.

Speaker 1:

And that's what Mikaela's like, oh, we trailer to Sturgis, and we trailer here, we trailer there. But that's her group of guys that she hangs out with. They don't ride long Oh. Rides. They do stunt riding.

Speaker 2:

Oh, fucking misunderstood that. I thought she rode that.

Speaker 1:

She did not.

Speaker 2:

But that would that's shit doing shit like that.

Speaker 1:

Last minute.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. She rides pretty hard, though. Yeah. I've been enrolled with her before. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Really? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

She's Yeah. It's pretty nice to watch her run. Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. That fucking random shit is the Good. Guarantee it's the most fun you'll have. I've never planning shit.

Speaker 1:

Bike in a trailer to ride anywhere though. If I can't ride there, I don't wanna go. I did. Everyone's like, you've never been to Daytona.

Speaker 2:

I'm not I did once when I did Daytona. I put my r one in a trailer.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Guess you don't have to.

Speaker 3:

We actually a lot of people trailer,

Speaker 2:

like, half ways

Speaker 3:

and park on. Yeah. When it gets where

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

Because it it's sketchy. Alright. It might be nice that day or whatever, but when you come back, what's weather gonna be? You know what I mean? Right.

Speaker 3:

I know. I've I've driven down there in the February, March or whatever when I was doing the sunrise

Speaker 1:

shit. In May.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Dude, it is. Hey. Guess what? When you go over the fucking Loveland Pass in May 18, it fucking snowed and they had warnings of snow and ice.

Speaker 2:

And I came down with my bag and I'm like, alright, let's

Speaker 4:

see how

Speaker 2:

this goes.

Speaker 3:

Six days ago, seen something in Beartooth. It was

Speaker 2:

like fucking 30 degrees and

Speaker 3:

I was like, they got like six feet of snow.

Speaker 1:

There is a nightmare of

Speaker 2:

a story.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I think I think they shut Beartooth down. Was, like, a late

Speaker 1:

to clean it degrees when we started in Red Lodge, and we went went up the Beartooth Pass. By the time we got up, like, even close to the top, not even even at the top, but it was snowing. There was snow on the ground. It was snowing. Jim hadn't well, and I blame it.

Speaker 1:

He took the blame, but he was the one that always packed the stuff, you know, for the bikes or whatever. He forgot my chaps. And so I didn't have chaps. I didn't have all the right gear and was not expecting it to be that fucking cold out there.

Speaker 2:

I've never had chaps. Like, my first trip

Speaker 3:

to Sturgis.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Literally in tears because I didn't like, we're in a fucking mountain.

Speaker 2:

And we're cold.

Speaker 1:

And my hands are so cold. I can't even fucking work my clutches

Speaker 2:

Like, on my dude. Then your hands are, like, kissing you like you're like, yeah. Let's just drag this motherfucker. I can't squeeze it, so we're just gonna drag this fucker. Just just drag it to the bar, and then we'll be good.

Speaker 2:

Right?

Speaker 1:

Finally get to the top, and I'm like, I don't know if I can stop. I seriously, like, I don't know if I can stop, and he's, like, guiding me in or whatever, but I'm I still had to function. I mean, he can't function his bike and mine. Yeah. I was not okay doing that at all.

Speaker 1:

I'm not prepared whatsoever for it to for it to be that extreme of a difference in weather. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. It's pretty rad. My first trip to Sturgis was a tent and a raincoat. And, like, it turns out I needed the raincoat to sleep and to keep warm. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I didn't realize it got down to fucking 30 degrees that night in the summer there. I was like, oh,

Speaker 1:

and then We have pictures of ourselves out

Speaker 3:

there, like, in our

Speaker 1:

fucking sleeping bag.

Speaker 2:

Yep. Dude, that's what we did. We I got packed a tent and shit. Right? Sean and I were sleeping in this tent.

Speaker 2:

I got a bad ass air mattress. I got all the sheets, whatever. We're laying in there, and it's so fucking windy. The the fucking wind is blowing the tent over. That?

Speaker 2:

We were, like, I don't know, maybe ten, fifteen miles out of Surgeons at a campground. Oh, yeah. And it was just the fucking tenants just sitting there just slapping us in the fucking face the whole night. We're just trying to sleep, and I'm like, fuck this. Why do we come here?

Speaker 2:

This people like this shit. This sucks. This is dumbest fucking thing I've ever done.

Speaker 1:

Oh, Glencoe Campground is where we would always stay.

Speaker 2:

I mean, it was badass. So, like, when

Speaker 1:

we get Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We fucking woke up the next morning, though, and it's like, for lunch, we had this dad had a griddle or whatever. We had these thick fucking pork chops, and we made pork chops and grilled all Yeah. Like, I was serious, man. But that night fucking just wind, rain, I got a wind tan.

Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's just like fucking just And storms are nasty.

Speaker 1:

Are so extreme out there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. And it comes out of fucking nowhere.

Speaker 3:

Oh, Listen, we're

Speaker 1:

at Blanco County.

Speaker 2:

75 degrees, and the next minute, three They're like fucking rain and hail.

Speaker 3:

Fastest moving storms I've ever seen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So they fucking

Speaker 2:

We see the drought. Good day to die, McDougall. Yeah. Back in the day, this was in

Speaker 1:

the nineties, the cows

Speaker 2:

we see the cows

Speaker 1:

come over the fucking hill.

Speaker 2:

We got cows.

Speaker 1:

We're like a storm's

Speaker 2:

coming if the

Speaker 1:

cows are coming over the hill like that.

Speaker 3:

The stampede over the fucking hill?

Speaker 2:

They're like, they know.

Speaker 1:

Like, at Glencoe, I think it's all campground now, but back we're talking when I was I'm old. So back in the day, there used to be a huge pasture with cows, like, right next to the campground.

Speaker 3:

I've heard stories.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So when those cows came up over the hill

Speaker 2:

You're like, alright. Fuck this. We

Speaker 4:

gotta leave.

Speaker 1:

Coming. And

Speaker 3:

it was

Speaker 1:

a fucking tornado, man. It was a tornado. We're in a tent. Jim's out there standing on the his the the foot or the kickstand of a spike so that doesn't fall. One foot on a tent so that doesn't blow away.

Speaker 1:

He's like, just get in the motor home because our friends had a motor home.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:

He's like, oh, just get in there or whatever. He's standing out there just trying to hold everything down so his bike doesn't tip over. Yep. My bike doesn't tip over. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Remember a shit. I was on my way to fucking Circus one year. I'm on it. This is like the first year I got my bike. Right?

Speaker 2:

And it's so I never had a bagger. This is the most expensive thing I've ever bought. Yeah. Fucking got blown out on it. I'm riding all of a sudden.

Speaker 2:

Storm comes in, starts raining, starts hailing. I'm like, fuck this. Everyone's pulling over. Cars and shit are pulling over. I'm still riding.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, alright. Fuck this. Maybe I should pull over. So I pull over, and it's so fucking windy. I'm like, I'm standing both feet on the ground and I got both hands on the handlebars and my bike is

Speaker 3:

sitting here

Speaker 2:

doing this thing. Yep. And I'm just like, I'm not gonna let this fucking thing tip over. Some lady in a

Speaker 1:

dive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Some lady in a minivan comes out, she's like, hey, come in the van. I'm like, I can't leave. Bye bye. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That was Jim. I'll never let go, Jack. It's 100%. Rose. Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yes. What did that go? Fucking hold on to that thing like it's fucking all

Speaker 3:

the way there. Oh, dude. Yeah. I've been in some badass storms. I got one

Speaker 1:

So sick. It sucks so bad.

Speaker 3:

I did probably 300 miles fucking all the way through Illinois in the nastiest rain I've ever been in. Wow. We stopped at a bar because like, I couldn't see at all. Like, I was going 10 miles an hour. I'm just Oh.

Speaker 3:

I passed this tractor or whatever. They moved way the fuck over. Right? They're looking at me like, yeah. And so like, they come walking in the bar and they're like, are you the guy on the motorcycle?

Speaker 3:

Was like, yeah. Yeah. Like, we were in the tractor like, we couldn't see shit. We're like, I can't Yeah. It was so bad.

Speaker 3:

I stopped at this overpass, right, because it was torrential and it was like coming, there's small hail in it. And And it was like, I was getting more wet underneath there because the winds were sideways and it was just blowing because they had gutters from the overpass. Yep. And all the water's just blowing at me. I'm like, this is fucked.

Speaker 3:

Might just keep going.

Speaker 2:

Yep. Fucking But everybody's so

Speaker 3:

cool there. Like, they this dude's like, here's a $100 fucking raincoat, like, construction guy, know, like, fucking all everybody offered up everything. Yeah. Like, it was cooler than shit, know? The guy, like, bought us food and all that.

Speaker 3:

The owner did. Like, it was cooler than fuck. I think it was called, like, the Rusty Beaver or something like that. Like, it was just a fucking awesome name too. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Rusty. In the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you should've got a shirt. Oh,

Speaker 3:

he gave me one. What? I got one. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You still got it? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Back up. Fuck yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Were leaving. He's like, no, no, no. Guys, I gotta give you a shirt, man. And I was like, dude, was super cool because I just came from Pigeon Forge and he's like, I just, like, opened up this comp or this bar from Pigeon Forge, know.

Speaker 3:

So, like, he's like reminiscing. It was cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Me and Jim were riding up to Brainerd. We used to go up to Brainerd all the time, you know, because we met some bartenders up there. We became friends with them and started, you know, going to their bar or whatever all the time. But heading up to Brainerd on 169 and about Onamia, it started to you've seen the storm

Speaker 2:

come Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like, fuck. And it started to rain really, really, really hard. It downpour it, and then the hail came. I can deal with rain. Right.

Speaker 1:

You know? But, I mean, we're talking Hailies. Any I just have leather jacket, you know. I don't have I didn't have And

Speaker 2:

you're wearing a helmet probably.

Speaker 1:

Probably didn't even have a windshield at the

Speaker 2:

time.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I was broken, like, hard core.

Speaker 2:

Just fucking sunglasses and bad nails.

Speaker 1:

I don't even think I did have a windshield at the time. And so I'm like, I can't see because he's no. We're down to, like, 30 miles an hour. Yep. He's like, let's just get off the road or whatever.

Speaker 1:

So we pull into these people's driveway off of 169. They happen to have a big tree, so we pulled our bikes under their tree. There was, like, an old pickup truck with, like, an old nasty camper on the back of it. He's like, let's try and get in here. And so it happened to be open, and there was just it was just full of just musky, nasty shit.

Speaker 2:

I thought we were dry. We were Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Right. The fucking hail. Yeah. And all I could see is the whole family that lived in the house

Speaker 2:

Looking out the window?

Speaker 1:

Picture window. Like, waving at them. They're all staring at us. We're like, sorry, but we're using your camper.

Speaker 2:

You're wear them today.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. We got locked out. Like, that was that camper was open, and someone was like, oh, I don't want you to know if I wanna go in there.

Speaker 2:

But I don't wanna get

Speaker 1:

followed by hail anymore.

Speaker 2:

Dude, there's nothing worse than riding like seventy, eighty miles I an remember me, Joe Hunt, and some other kid, we were riding yeah. We were riding baggers from here to somewhere in Des Moines to go watch Hank Hank three in some busheling bar or whatever. It's can't remember how far we rode, but it literally felt like there was like a 100 people, and they were playing a game of corners, and your fucking forehead was and then just sit there, whack, whack, whack. Yeah. That hurts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Dude, and we're just sitting there just fucking 80 miles an hour. You get there, and you take off your bandana, and your head's just got Fucking whittle bell. You would think you got

Speaker 1:

do that.

Speaker 3:

Oh, god. Hail. Oh, the the mayflies. I'm like,

Speaker 2:

on 212 where

Speaker 3:

the splits the lake at nighttime. You ever roll through there going to Sturgis?

Speaker 4:

Through

Speaker 1:

Oh. But I've ridden up to Millax Lake.

Speaker 3:

You get painted. Oh, dude. It's fucking ugh.

Speaker 1:

The grasshoppers or what do they call them? Locusts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Locusts for me.

Speaker 1:

Was I? It's like, scrape them off your leg and make a burger.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Fucking dragonfly off my glass, and it, like, hit here, and it was, like, flat. Oh, yeah. And it's, like, you couldn't see shit.

Speaker 1:

Paint such a pretty picture of Friday.

Speaker 3:

Right? Right? Ever You have like No.

Speaker 2:

I want see one shirt

Speaker 3:

on one time, and like a colony of fucking bees went in my shirt. I was just fucking dirty. In my ass crack, fucking everything. And I'm like right by Rushmore, know, in South Of Keystone.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, fuck.

Speaker 3:

You're not allergic, obviously. No. I'm not allergic,

Speaker 2:

but I still have

Speaker 3:

this like

Speaker 2:

hell. Right?

Speaker 1:

My Beard.

Speaker 2:

Beard. Yeah. We're we're we're we're at like yeah. We were we were on a ride, like some freight ride bullshit thing. And we went to what's that?

Speaker 2:

Sand dunes out out Like, Boruck? Yeah. No. Farther I can't remember the name of it. Anyway, we were out there, and I'm just sitting there in the bathroom, take a piss, whatever, go to wash my hands.

Speaker 2:

I'm sitting there. I'm looking in the mirror. I'm like, what the fuck is Fucking bee is just

Speaker 1:

sitting alive?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Still alive. Fucking never stung me. He's surprised. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like, is a nice Yeah. Right.

Speaker 3:

I hit a bird one time going to still water. It hit my fucking vest, landed here, and he's just like out of it, and I'm just like Riding. I'm like,

Speaker 4:

hold on.

Speaker 2:

He's just like, oh, I'm gonna take a I got little you, the guy.

Speaker 3:

And all of sudden, he's like jumps off, my buddy fucking runs

Speaker 2:

him over. That's not He killed it. They're like, I fucking saved his life and then he

Speaker 3:

just killed it. Yeah. Justin's like, what the fuck was that? Was like a bird that

Speaker 1:

Have you ever had deer?

Speaker 3:

I have not smoked a deer. I've been really close.

Speaker 2:

Of you and either of mine. Has has

Speaker 1:

done that. What? Three? More than that, I think. And a turkey.

Speaker 2:

And a turkey?

Speaker 1:

He had a turkey on

Speaker 2:

the floorboard. Spikes that fucking just belly split that one. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Oh, Jesus. Dude,

Speaker 2:

that just had to fucking murder out his bike. I would've fucking, like, cleared it with, like, clear and just spray painted it like that and left it.

Speaker 1:

Left it?

Speaker 2:

Dude, that was, like, the most yeah. Just the most fucking gnarly.

Speaker 1:

He just did when it broke his leg.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. That's what that's what he was saying. He's just walking around. He's like, ah, fuck it. I don't need a cast or nothing.

Speaker 2:

I'll just walk around with a cane. Just walk that shit up.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 3:

I was

Speaker 1:

like, dude,

Speaker 2:

I don't know if

Speaker 1:

I could get a second opinion on Totally

Speaker 2:

something boa, dude. It's like, fuck it. Just give me a cast or something. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

He said he didn't need a cast. Yeah. Like, was the hospital

Speaker 2:

dog. It is born Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I got yeah. I got zero faith in dog.

Speaker 2:

Absolutely. I got trusted.

Speaker 4:

And so

Speaker 2:

they might as well wear a NASCAR jacket

Speaker 3:

with their sponsors on

Speaker 1:

So any any party stories, Brandon, that you can tell us about

Speaker 2:

Not legally. Without getting anyone arrested?

Speaker 3:

Allegedly? Allegedly. Allegedly. We use allegedly.

Speaker 1:

We'll use allegedly.

Speaker 2:

That's That's the same thing as

Speaker 3:

it happened I guess what type of party story?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Anything. Anything.

Speaker 2:

What's the most batshit fucking crazy where you're just like

Speaker 1:

Batshit crazy party you've ever been to.

Speaker 2:

Where you're like, I should probably not gonna

Speaker 3:

be able to get talked

Speaker 2:

to him. Arrested or I probably should've went to jail. One of those.

Speaker 3:

Allegedly. This

Speaker 2:

is all allegedly made up for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 1:

We don't have to use names.

Speaker 3:

God. I don't I there's a there's a lot. I I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I kinda figured that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. No. I've had some good times.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. All your friends said

Speaker 4:

that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Where do I even start?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

No. With the safest thing that I can't get them in trouble talking I

Speaker 1:

don't want anyone to get Right.

Speaker 3:

I had some good times with like mean, I I'm at you know what? I would get to party with, like, some of the stars, like, some of sons of sons of anarchy guys and stuff like

Speaker 1:

that. Did? Oh, yeah. What? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Charlie?

Speaker 3:

That guy lights his next cigarette with his cigarette.

Speaker 2:

Oh, really?

Speaker 3:

I think he's, like, a three pack a day ago.

Speaker 4:

Right? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Holy fuck. That's a He was a really nice guy.

Speaker 1:

I bet he does. He seems super cool.

Speaker 3:

Then the the Irish guy.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the Irish guy.

Speaker 2:

So, yeah,

Speaker 3:

they got the pick up. We hung out with him a lot. Alright.

Speaker 1:

Him at?

Speaker 3:

So we got invited to go down to this wounded warrior chopper deal or whatever. And like

Speaker 1:

While you're in the stunt thing?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. So we get that was the thing. It's like when we did this stuff like

Speaker 1:

There opportunities.

Speaker 3:

Right. So we had met them prior. Like, I was doing the the grand rally or whatever. They're like, hey. You're gonna be set up next to the Sons of Anarchy guys in Sinonografts.

Speaker 3:

I'm like,

Speaker 4:

what the

Speaker 3:

fuck is That

Speaker 1:

was fun.

Speaker 2:

I didn't

Speaker 3:

know what

Speaker 4:

the fuck

Speaker 2:

it was. He was like, what the

Speaker 1:

fuck You've never heard of Sons

Speaker 3:

I'm of not a

Speaker 2:

He doesn't watch TV Not a

Speaker 3:

big TV guy. Right? Like, I

Speaker 1:

And the

Speaker 2:

show Right.

Speaker 3:

Right. So, I like had to watch it so I knew who the fuck

Speaker 2:

these

Speaker 3:

things Right? I never heard of it. Oh, yeah. Right. Dude, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

It's like Tiger Woods. Alright. Yeah. You do nails a bunch of chicks. What else did you do?

Speaker 2:

I His golf balls?

Speaker 3:

Right. I guess. Apparently, that's what it's called. Legedly. Legedly.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. But like, so, you know, we picked him up in the airport or whatever. Like, fuck. We got to hang out with him. Like, I'm like, when I first seen him, like, he looked like fucking Rudolph.

Speaker 3:

Right? Like, he had a good time on the airplane. Who is this? I'm guessing he flew in on a private jet.

Speaker 1:

Right? Irish guy from

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're gonna leave we'll leave it. Yeah. No.

Speaker 3:

Not him. It's got a little bit of an accident, it is.

Speaker 1:

Know. But

Speaker 2:

Yeah. I've watched it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Watched it?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. I've seen it.

Speaker 3:

Remember when the Irish scars

Speaker 2:

on his cheeks are rolling.

Speaker 1:

Mafia story.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So he actually like Wasn't Was he one of an actual There's like two or three one percenters who actually So he he

Speaker 3:

like He's not.

Speaker 2:

Like Smiley, the dude that was the sniper Yep. Hit man, whatever. He was an actual

Speaker 3:

The dude that actually had always had the fucking really tight beanie on too with the fucking beard. Oh, he was Oh, he was. He was a Prezi from somewhere or two.

Speaker 2:

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

But like but all those guys, like, everybody was super fucking cool. Like, this guy, like,

Speaker 2:

Oh, imagine.

Speaker 3:

It was a right.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

Chip Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Flanagan, whatever. I'm sure everybody knows he's done some things.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. But yeah, so like we're hanging out with him or whatever. Like we party on everything. Like I I go to buy him a beer and his agent's like, is that for Tommy? And I was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Absolutely. He's like, do you think he doesn't have enough shit in the

Speaker 2:

system at the moment? Like, you know?

Speaker 3:

And we're sitting there and

Speaker 2:

like, this

Speaker 3:

is like some Everyone

Speaker 2:

just Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Woke down. It's like an event. Yeah. They were. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

You know? And they picked him up and like like I said, he's just the whole fucking time. And we're just dying laughing.

Speaker 4:

It was

Speaker 3:

me and Travis, you know. We're just like, oh, man. That's alright. He's having a good time.

Speaker 2:

You guys are on a different channel. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

We're just watching them, you know. Then he goes and like, they bring the chopper by and then he goes and lights up a cigarette. We're in like the event center, you know. And like, you can't smoke. There's the fucking guy's not like a motorcycle in here, but I can't really I can't smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 3:

What the fuck is this? Know? And then like impress. Then they fucking Oh, Right? And then, you know, we're like, he's literally raffling it off and he says, they're on live.

Speaker 3:

Like, it was on the Discovery Channel. He's just like, you got a

Speaker 2:

sound right here. You're fucking you

Speaker 3:

want yourself a hell of a

Speaker 2:

fucking bike right here. You

Speaker 3:

want this knife chopping? Oh, dude. It was it it he his voice is very similar like Yeah. But he was still Billy badass because those scars, like, he was a DJ in Ireland and he got slit fucking cheek to He got jumped in an alleyway like, close Yeah. To the Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So he's actually got some badass stories. But the cool part was, like, my buddy, like, he's in the military and stuff like that there. Like, he was leaving to Afghan, like, literally, like, a week later. So, like, I brought him down there with me to fucking have a good time with him. And, we're sitting having breakfast the next morning and Travis, hey, Tommy, like, we got some we got we got some guns upstairs, of the 40 caliber.

Speaker 3:

He's like, would you mind signing them? Oh, 40 caliber. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I'll I'll do that for you guys. Know? Just bring them down here. And I go up there. I break them down, take, you know, take them apart, bring it down.

Speaker 3:

I was like, here you go. And he's looking. He's just like, I can't fucking do this. He's like, the fucking guy put his name on a metal weapon.

Speaker 2:

Like, you know? He's like,

Speaker 3:

I can't fucking do that.

Speaker 2:

He's like, dude, what are guys

Speaker 3:

gonna do with this, you know? And then, you know, so it it was fucking hilarious. We just put him back or whatever. And then

Speaker 2:

but then, you know Right. And then he

Speaker 3:

you know, after that, he went outside. She knew Travis was going to Afghan. He went outside, said a prayer with Travis, blessed him and all that shit. That's fucking badass. Super fucking cool dude.

Speaker 3:

Like, was down to earth. All those guys really were down to earth. Yeah. Like, I've been a lot of I can't remember like the the more Latino one that I always had the shaved hair with this guy. Oh, with the tattoos?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. Come up Yeah. Sturgis and said hi because he remembered me from Iowa, you know. Because like I just I don't get starstruck over shit.

Speaker 3:

Right. Like, don't give two fucks about it. The most starstruck I ever was is when I seen Billy Lane in Sturgis. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Him and fucking Indian Larry building badass bikes, man. Love that shit.

Speaker 2:

I know you Tim and Milwaukee.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. And Billy's a fucking badass dude. I even told him, I was like, I don't get starstruck, but

Speaker 2:

I have

Speaker 3:

to come say hi to you. I don't want a picture. I'm just saying Yeah. I didn't even really know what he

Speaker 2:

I just wanna

Speaker 3:

see you meet you

Speaker 2:

and fucking say hi

Speaker 3:

or whatever. So I was a huge Indian Larry fan growing up because I love fabrication things. I like shit like that. The way he like forged his frames and everything, like, there's no other bike builder like him. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

Like, it was a sad day when he died. I was a very young kid when he

Speaker 2:

died even though. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I was a teenager, but like that was like, that was the shit on TV. They had the biker build offs and all that where you built the bike and you had to ride cross country on the bike that you built the day you

Speaker 1:

finished it.

Speaker 2:

Should get the

Speaker 1:

way it should be. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Right. Should idea. You know

Speaker 3:

what I mean? Like, then they did the one with the OCC and those douche bags. Jesus Christ. Paulie came out with this track machine laying down on his stomach, and it's like, what the fuck is that? And then Then Jesse James, like, should've won it.

Speaker 3:

Right? But I think Paulie junior won it. Right. He's like, did any of you guys ride the fucking things here? No.

Speaker 3:

They pulled

Speaker 2:

a trailer.

Speaker 3:

I rode 1,200 fucking miles.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. They pulled it off a trailer and called it a day.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Well, yeah. He because he's like

Speaker 2:

Did any of

Speaker 3:

does that tank hold? A half a gallon?

Speaker 1:

You know Jesse James does

Speaker 2:

for it. Yes. He did.

Speaker 3:

Jesse Jesse's still a badass. Cause like he rides his shit.

Speaker 2:

He's Dude, he does all that wrong.

Speaker 3:

Bulls are fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

His guns?

Speaker 2:

Oh my god. Dude, don't even get me started with those motherfuckers. You can't beat started.

Speaker 1:

Surprised you don't have one.

Speaker 3:

They're like $6 for a fucking beginner.

Speaker 2:

For I was just gonna say, starting. Yeah. Yeah. You can't The even Damascus that he

Speaker 3:

uses is fucking sick, you know? Well, he's got the oldest, biggest press that was I ever know.

Speaker 2:

You see that fucking thing? So, like, the closest one

Speaker 3:

to it is actually at I

Speaker 2:

already did. I gotta go about it. This is it. Take this. I'm done.

Speaker 2:

I need a wet nap. I'm over. Yep. I got a hot towel and some fucking napkins.

Speaker 1:

Start talking guns.

Speaker 2:

I fucking broke a fucking dude. I fucked do you see me cramp out over there? Almost fucking blew it right there, dude. Was wait wait till you rewatch. I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2:

Alright. Alright. I already got this. I got this, and then I was sec.

Speaker 3:

It's like that hot chick that

Speaker 2:

you're trying to hold.

Speaker 1:

So we talked about your wild parties. What what is your drink of choice, Brandon? So I think you kinda mentioned whiskey before.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Jameson ginger ale is probably like my Oh.

Speaker 1:

Drink

Speaker 2:

of

Speaker 1:

choice?

Speaker 2:

Jameson and ginger ale. Jameson. I hate Jameson. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Dude, that's not for everybody. Dude, so they actually the Jameson orange is No. Really good It's always Irish whiskey.

Speaker 2:

Irish whiskey.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Jameson makes an orange one. Right?

Speaker 3:

So, like

Speaker 1:

I think

Speaker 3:

we have that. So a bartender actually told me, he's like, have you ever had? I was like, yeah. I tried it. I was like, it was okay.

Speaker 3:

He's like You didn't try the

Speaker 2:

right one.

Speaker 3:

So he looked into it and, yeah, it's made for old fashioneds.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 2:

Oh. I think we love it.

Speaker 3:

The oranges. Like, that's what it was designed for. He made me an old fashioned

Speaker 2:

orange peel?

Speaker 3:

Okay. It was it was actually it was a bum I drink a lot of old fashioneds. Oh, no. That's kinda my I like to sit back and, like, that's that's my drink. Like, I don't like to sit at home and, get drunk.

Speaker 3:

I don't do that. Like, I I like to grill meat and just sip on our own.

Speaker 2:

Sip. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Like Yeah. Like like

Speaker 2:

I can't really do that too with the Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So are you more of a social drinker? Or do Yeah. Will you sit at home and just drink by yourself?

Speaker 2:

No. Never?

Speaker 3:

No. No. I'll have a beer when I'm cooking my burgers or whatever on the grill or smoking

Speaker 2:

coming over.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Somebody's there.

Speaker 3:

Like, I've never just like been at home myself and I'm like, I'm gonna mix a whiskey. Like, I've never just mixed myself Yeah. A little bit of Like, yeah. If I'm home alone, like, I'll only have like a beer with my burger because I I like the taste of it. Right?

Speaker 3:

If I could find this a nonalcoholic, would drink it all the time.

Speaker 2:

Dude, I say that Like, literally all the the taste.

Speaker 3:

I just like the I

Speaker 1:

know I am with

Speaker 2:

I don't drink if I get drunk.

Speaker 3:

Like, I literally I'll get full of it before I

Speaker 2:

get drunk. Drinking a light beer. Right? Right. So I'll I'll sit in the garage, you know, I'll have like eight, ten of these throughout the day.

Speaker 2:

Right. But it's like an hour, two hours between, whatever. Right. So it's, like, you're not getting fucking shit face. Right?

Speaker 3:

It's just

Speaker 2:

it tastes good. It's cold. I like flavor. Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2:

I can

Speaker 1:

usually tell by his Snapchat.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. Fucked up Yeah. They want shake it. Once you see the fucking tit tit, then then you know it's on the camera.

Speaker 4:

Then you

Speaker 2:

know it's fucking party chat.

Speaker 3:

And then

Speaker 1:

there's, like, one every ten minutes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's well,

Speaker 3:

that's Well, progressively gets faster.

Speaker 4:

I'm like, at some

Speaker 1:

point, you gotta drunk enough you're gonna forget to do it. He doesn't. Right. He just still keeps

Speaker 2:

doing it.

Speaker 1:

Yep. 30 beers in.

Speaker 3:

Yep. No. I'm big on that. Like, even like, I'm a motorcycle, like, I carry a ton of water in there. I don't like the Yeah.

Speaker 3:

You know, when I go to Sturgis, I have a gallon of water in a fucking deal, at all times out there because like you're dehydrating and I try to make sure like, I remind other people

Speaker 2:

Hot as fuck.

Speaker 3:

Drink water. Like you guys like, you you can't

Speaker 2:

turn Yeah. The down the motorcycles. Bars too just to get a little Yep. Little something in your system. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

A lot of people don't do that shit. It'll fuck you up if you don't. Oh, I see. That sun takes a lot of it. The weather, the sun, it just, you know It's

Speaker 1:

I fire you up like a prune.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I don't swear every time I go down, like, you know, Iron Mountain Road or go to needles, it's the hottest fucking day of the year. Right?

Speaker 2:

It's like a 110

Speaker 3:

degrees down there. It's just heat bouncing off rocks. Like, it's just does not seem like that. Wait. I swear to God.

Speaker 3:

It's like that every year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. It's just a radiant of fucking

Speaker 3:

Dude, because you're slow moving. Right? Yeah. Then he gets that one what's the old post store there with the rocking chairs in front? Like, everyone's there dying

Speaker 2:

and they got the misters and stuff there. Everyone's just They look like, fuck yeah. The weather They look like reptiles.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. And then at night, you're gonna have a flannel on over your t shirt, then your leather on, then your vest over your leather. Yeah. Still freeze your ass off.

Speaker 2:

Or snow, rain,

Speaker 1:

hail, or fucking

Speaker 2:

tornadoes. Fucking whatever.

Speaker 3:

The the hail.

Speaker 2:

Dude, last When go to Syracuse, you need to pack for, like, your dry yes. Absolutely everything.

Speaker 3:

Pack like you're going to Antarctica, basically.

Speaker 1:

From Or the desert.

Speaker 3:

But Both.

Speaker 2:

Maybe. Yeah. Actually, both. Yeah. Fucking desert.

Speaker 1:

Florida, like, when we've flown to Florida, I can literally I know I'm going for ten days. I can pack whatever I'm going to Florida in a fucking backpack, and I've done it for

Speaker 2:

two miles.

Speaker 3:

In a fanny

Speaker 2:

pack. Weird thing. Yeah. Right?

Speaker 1:

So everything is in a backpack for ten days. People were like, no. Fucking wait. I'm like, yeah. I can do it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah. I don't need nothing. Flip flops, fricking bikinis.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Done. A couple of cute dresses

Speaker 1:

for going out. That's all I want.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Work shirts. Usually you should like more basics.

Speaker 1:

Sturgis, like, just don't know.

Speaker 3:

No. You need 15 different boots because you don't know which 15 different pairs of suits you're gonna wear and all.

Speaker 2:

Yep. Or Do I need the waterproofs? Do the ones that can breathe? Do I need the ones that don't breathe? It's like Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yep. You're gonna fucking learn today when you go to Surges.

Speaker 3:

Oh, god. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. When I went to Florida, I had a bag this big Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then an open saddle bag. Like that was

Speaker 1:

That was it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. That's what I packed for her wedding. Literally had my suit, flip flops, couple board shorts, and t shirts. That's all I had in that one.

Speaker 1:

Florida. You know you like your Yeah. And it was September. Yeah. Like you're gonna fucking

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

You have any chance of it being fucking cold.

Speaker 2:

Cold. Yeah. Right?

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Hard.

Speaker 3:

I went to Sturgis one time and didn't shower for seven days straight. Holy fuck. Because it was so fucking hot. I don't Like, everyone's showering. They'd come out and they're, like, fucking already,

Speaker 1:

like Sweating.

Speaker 3:

Sweating balls, like, fuck it. I'm attendance. So, like, that that's what we were talking about this year. Like, should we try it? Like and I actually saw, like, you know where Van Octor Canyon is.

Speaker 3:

Right? Obviously. Van Octor Canyon? No. Oh, that's where, the new gas station in the middle of right along the 90 that they built.

Speaker 3:

The Van Octor Canyon shoots it up that way right It's the closest ride you can hit the mountains from Sturgis. Okay. So it's in the middle of town. So you take a left by Iron Horse by the beat by Yeah. Dinosaur gas station, Sinclair.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And you go out of town that

Speaker 4:

way and

Speaker 3:

you go And underneath there's a gas station on the left of the McDonald's stuff. There's a vineyard on your right.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

And then, yeah, back there. I think

Speaker 1:

I've been there for a while.

Speaker 3:

So I found these two trailer houses. This was last week, right? And I'm like messaging everybody. I was like, dude, there's two of them next to each other. Was like $1,800 for the week.

Speaker 3:

Two bed, two bath. You get fucking laundry, everything. Everything. That's like three out

Speaker 2:

there. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Dude, very cheap. Yeah. Extremely. And I'm waiting. It's been a couple hours.

Speaker 3:

I'm like, fuck it. I'm just gonna go back and book it. Booked. Gone. I was so pissed.

Speaker 3:

I'm like What?

Speaker 2:

Paul had already booked before Yeah. Yeah, dude. That eight. So Sean, like you said, they fuck with players. They go out

Speaker 3:

there Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And they rent fucking houses.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I've stayed in one one day.

Speaker 2:

Five, six of them at a Yeah. And they're like, they're renting like five Big houses.

Speaker 3:

Grand a week. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

$10 a week. Some of

Speaker 3:

the houses I was looking at were over $10,000. Yeah. Some of them were $1,200 a night. Yeah. And they've got like fucking

Speaker 1:

They'll get it.

Speaker 3:

Oh, got it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. All day long. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Like I have a friend who actually has family out there or whatever. They come to Minnesota for those two weeks. Yeah. Then what they rent their house out for pays their mortgage for the year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Can't believe it.

Speaker 3:

Fuck. I don't care if I gotta replace sheets of sheet rock when I get back.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna be mortgage here. Fucking damn.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Say fuck it. Yeah. Had a good time. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Now I'm at Deadwood.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. You're just the lead agent.

Speaker 2:

Just leave me some fucking shit.

Speaker 3:

I would like to do Deadwood or lead sometime to stay there. Oh, dude. Lead. Because I've done, like, I've been staying at

Speaker 2:

the Buffalo Chip because it's

Speaker 3:

the best bang for your buck. Right.

Speaker 2:

You had a great night, though. Not now. No. Nope. I gotta Let's go out there in October.

Speaker 3:

I'm in so I've been craving Stop. Like Stop. Stop. Doing that, but I thought about getting in. I wanna try to build like an old school bike and do some flat tracking.

Speaker 3:

Their track. I've been getting into that shit. I know. Dude, I'm thinking like old school. Like, I wanna go like super I

Speaker 2:

love flat track.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Have you ever heard of the the Tennessee Music Motorcycle Festival? No. So like, things didn't work out for me to go this year because dates or whatever didn't line up, but that's definitely gonna be in my future. Look it up.

Speaker 3:

It's on

Speaker 1:

Flat track race?

Speaker 3:

It's on Loretta Lynn's ranch in Tennessee Oh. Just West of Nashville. Yeah. But anything goes. Cool.

Speaker 3:

They have music from noon to fucking 2AM. Yep. Have uphill races, dirt races, flat track races.

Speaker 1:

Got Love you.

Speaker 2:

They got

Speaker 3:

kick start contest because everybody's got old nucks and

Speaker 2:

shit like that.

Speaker 3:

Dude, so it's like, it's it's cooler than fuck. It's it's

Speaker 1:

I'm riding this, though.

Speaker 3:

It feels like it's it's like they're they're bringing back old school biker shit. Yeah. Like, if you look at it, like, that's what it is. So, I was like, this year, I was like, I can't get a bike fast enough for this because I'm not showing up to that on a new bike.

Speaker 2:

I gotta wanna I wanna kick start today.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I wanna show up on an old ass bike with Navi's

Speaker 2:

on a

Speaker 3:

Redbird bike use. That Redbird? Sounds familiar.

Speaker 2:

He's helping me finish my brother started a Paco frame 88 Evo with a kickstart, one and a half inch, two inch primary open. Yeah. But it's got a kickstart. And it's like, we're just waiting on some fucking spleen or spline or whatever that goes into the primary or something.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. The the release Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Something like that.

Speaker 1:

It's been back ordered.

Speaker 2:

It's not been back ordered for a couple months and that's and it's like once that's on it's like a suicide jockey. Well, it's Yeah. It's a it's a bush league suicide jockey shift. Right? With the

Speaker 3:

Right.

Speaker 2:

That it's all Yeah.

Speaker 3:

That's that's what I want.

Speaker 2:

Not the not the clutch one. Want the clutch one because I think that's more badass, but for my first suicide, I'm thinking I'm gonna just go with this. Right?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I'm I'm gonna do the parts one. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then and then I'll go to the fucking

Speaker 1:

Have you ever ridden one

Speaker 2:

this weekend? No.

Speaker 3:

They're interesting. Yeah. I mean, I've ridden with, you know, Snap Cable fucking channel locks. Dude, my my thing is I never travel without a channel locks because like

Speaker 2:

Really? Right?

Speaker 3:

Well, you break a cable. You fucking click it on there and fucking you're just Just You're you're still moving. Yeah. Yeah. It's the best way to go.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Like They do have those save a line kits too. I've never tried one, but they're

Speaker 2:

like cheap. Jim's Road King with the fucking suicide. Right? The u Road? Mhmm.

Speaker 2:

It's like, I don't know. I'd It's an error. Yeah. I've seen it. Ever since I've seen that back in the day, I'm like

Speaker 1:

It's a

Speaker 2:

badass bike. One day I will have something.

Speaker 1:

That thing is so fucking fast, though. Like

Speaker 2:

What the fuck is in it?

Speaker 1:

Tim Wolf built the motor, and, you know, it I don't know. It's not that big of a motor. Right. But for

Speaker 2:

more A lighter. A lighter. We cam to the before we press

Speaker 1:

it, like

Speaker 2:

Torque and fucking yeah.

Speaker 1:

That fucking front end will come up just like that.

Speaker 3:

I like

Speaker 1:

to ride it sometime. So you can see you did a wheelie.

Speaker 2:

I've done a wheelie just never on a bagger. Well, it's bagger. Right? Exactly. Someday.

Speaker 2:

Someday. They're good times.

Speaker 1:

Let's get back on track. This is kind of an interesting question. Do you, is there anything that you think people assume about you?

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. For sure.

Speaker 1:

Because of how you live? Like, what is the main thing that you think people make assumptions about you?

Speaker 3:

Well, yeah. A lot of people just think I'm some like

Speaker 4:

I mean,

Speaker 1:

are they right?

Speaker 3:

Well, yeah. Well, I come on a

Speaker 2:

fucking motherfucker party.

Speaker 3:

Well, it's a fifty fifty. Like like some people like my sister always says, like, she's like, everybody you bring around is, like, intimidated and doesn't wanna talk to you. Like that type of thing. Right? Her and her fucking like any guys that she starts to see and stuff like that there.

Speaker 3:

So I hear that often and it's like, I actually like people. I like meeting people. I like everybody's got a different story. Everybody's got different things. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

Like, I I enjoy that shit, and, like, I'm not, you know, super judgmental on anything. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, so, like, I'll talk to a crackhead looking motherfucker, but if he turns into that, I'm probably gonna walk away. But you know what mean?

Speaker 3:

Like, it's just I I always give people a chance no matter what.

Speaker 1:

Main thing that you think people assume about you. I mean, because you are wild, so that would be my assumption.

Speaker 3:

Right. But

Speaker 1:

that's true.

Speaker 3:

I don't know. Like, a lot of people just think, like, I'm extremely, like, carefree and stuff like that there, but, like, I anybody ever gets me a phone call, I'm, like, there immediately.

Speaker 4:

Yeah. You know

Speaker 2:

I mean?

Speaker 1:

Well, I got that out

Speaker 4:

And I

Speaker 3:

know I don't a hand or come back.

Speaker 1:

Call before, but I feel like Yeah. That way. Like, he's a genuine

Speaker 3:

Random x kindness.

Speaker 2:

Know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I love that shit.

Speaker 3:

I live for it. And everybody now everybody now has a video recorder and put it on social

Speaker 2:

media and says that. They've a they've got a show that they did.

Speaker 3:

That takes away everything about that.

Speaker 2:

It bothers me. It bothers the fuck out

Speaker 4:

of me.

Speaker 3:

It's like, that's not a random act of kindness. That's looking for fucking a pat on her back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. The rock.

Speaker 2:

You know what

Speaker 3:

I mean?

Speaker 1:

The day,

Speaker 2:

like, the wrestler of the world. Oh, yeah. Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 1:

Gotta fucking put everything on social media, though. Like,

Speaker 2:

any Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Stupid little fucking thing that

Speaker 3:

he Dude, does like, a 100 k a day.

Speaker 1:

But I just and

Speaker 2:

that just

Speaker 1:

then you have Keanu Reeves, who you hear that he does all this stuff, but he never records it.

Speaker 2:

And you never see shit.

Speaker 3:

That dude's like, seriously, like, seems to be like one of the most humble

Speaker 2:

Oh, Everyone says He is. He's so cool. Yeah. Like,

Speaker 3:

so Well, then every single picture you see, you know, if a girl comes up for a picture, he's like this, hands

Speaker 2:

sticking to the side.

Speaker 1:

Have to.

Speaker 3:

You're not giving me no charges.

Speaker 2:

Malecations and bullshit.

Speaker 1:

That you have to even

Speaker 2:

Right? Right. Well, that's the world we live in now.

Speaker 3:

And he likes obviously, he likes dogs. Right? I'm John Wick. Right? Right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. You hire him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right? I don't I

Speaker 1:

guess you've never been married.

Speaker 3:

No. Never?

Speaker 4:

You don't

Speaker 3:

have The number number one cause of divorce is marriage.

Speaker 1:

Alright. Talking to the

Speaker 2:

God, I knew I loved you already. Did we just become best friends? I told you.

Speaker 3:

I figured

Speaker 2:

I already I still I already

Speaker 3:

skipped my first and second marriage. I figured after 40, I'll get married, and then I should be good for life.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right?

Speaker 1:

That's only in a few years.

Speaker 3:

Six months. Not even. No. Fuck. November.

Speaker 1:

Oh, shit. You were 37.

Speaker 3:

No. I'll be 40 in November.

Speaker 2:

Oh. Damn, Gina. Mhmm.

Speaker 3:

Yep. This last year

Speaker 1:

has gotten a little grayer, but Have you ever settled down with somebody for a period of time? I mean, you know, this last crazy one, like,

Speaker 2:

year after year.

Speaker 1:

Around that long.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Well, it was a year.

Speaker 1:

A year?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 4:

A year.

Speaker 1:

Longest relationship?

Speaker 3:

No. I bought a house with a girl and stuff like that there and had plans to settle down. Yeah. No. I had plans and then, I don't know, just like fell apart.

Speaker 1:

Wasn't this house that you just sold?

Speaker 3:

No. No. This was it was in Elk River. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And

Speaker 1:

you were together how long?

Speaker 3:

We were together for like three years. The longest relationship was actually when I lived in Saint Claw, and her name was Sam as well. Okay. A little crazy. Or should I shouldn't say.

Speaker 1:

Like Sam's?

Speaker 3:

Apparently. And their middle name is Ryan as well. So that's little bit Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Mike had a thing with Heather's. Yeah. There was three of them.

Speaker 3:

There's always that one.

Speaker 1:

Heather one, two, and three.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right? Everyone's at a Heather. I know. Really?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I had another girl like, it's

Speaker 4:

not the

Speaker 2:

same name and same

Speaker 3:

rhyming middle name as

Speaker 4:

like

Speaker 2:

fucking crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Dude, there's there's always like that one name

Speaker 2:

like every dude has had a Heather in their life at least once. Really? Whether it's good, bad, or ugly. Yep. Otherwise, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Remember a couple. But

Speaker 1:

I guess I guess

Speaker 2:

so. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Nope. I actually yeah. Lived with a girl. I wanna say it was for five years. That was Really?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. That was my

Speaker 2:

last So

Speaker 1:

that's your longest relationship? Yep. Have you ever proposed? No. Never?

Speaker 3:

Nope. I almost did. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

To that one?

Speaker 2:

The last one. Sketchy. Oh.

Speaker 3:

I did. Fucking

Speaker 2:

grenade. You just she was crazy, though. Yeah. But it's beat her Well, there's the yeah. But you know what comes along with crazy?

Speaker 1:

What's that?

Speaker 2:

Rate fucking Whatever you wanna do. So it's like, yeah, it's like it's like that chart. It's like we're we're on the crazy list that you Yeah. Wanna

Speaker 1:

You have to be like, all girls are crazy.

Speaker 3:

Well, agree with that. No. But that's a 100%. Everybody is a little bit crazy. You just have to match your craziness.

Speaker 3:

Right? Yeah. Like typically. You gotta find the

Speaker 2:

fucking level.

Speaker 1:

Said that one time. Goes, mom, all girls are crazy. Said, well, am I crazy? Fuck.

Speaker 3:

Yes. It's trying

Speaker 2:

to find No.

Speaker 1:

I'm not.

Speaker 3:

It's trying to kind of Stop your Like, nowadays, it's trying to find the crazy blend that's actually still gives a fuck about everything.

Speaker 1:

Stab you or I feel like he poison might you or

Speaker 2:

anything like but I feel like he'd stabbed a motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

Well, if I had to. See? Exactly. Look at

Speaker 2:

If I had thirty think seconds. It wasn't even thirty seconds, and you already committed a fucking Okay, baby. Yeah. Baby. My dog.

Speaker 2:

Dog. Yeah. Right?

Speaker 1:

I would never, like, stab somebody because they broke up with

Speaker 3:

me, you know, or

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Slash their tires

Speaker 2:

or Yeah. The breakup shit.

Speaker 3:

It's like, if nobody wants they don't wanna be with you, fucking move the fuck

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Right? You only

Speaker 2:

Build a bridge. Get the fuck over it. Right? Yep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. They have never

Speaker 3:

Oh my god.

Speaker 2:

He goes, cry me a river. Build me a bridge and get the fuck over Yep. Yep. You have

Speaker 1:

tell to me one time. Yeah. I got friends.

Speaker 3:

Dude, when somebody tells me it's like, hey, it's not working

Speaker 2:

at all.

Speaker 1:

I'm not in love

Speaker 3:

with Sounds good. Alright. We'll see you later.

Speaker 2:

Thanks for not wasting my time.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. There's your tummy. Like, alright.

Speaker 2:

I'd rather that than fucking like such a big fucking deal.

Speaker 3:

It's miserable.

Speaker 2:

You're an adult. I'm an adult. Hey. Let's just fucking alright. You don't like me.

Speaker 2:

I don't like having sex with you. Okay. Bye. See you. Bye.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. It's that super difficult. Yeah. They're yeah.

Speaker 1:

Doll. You always break their hearts.

Speaker 2:

No. I'm a foster I feel like I'm a foster parent.

Speaker 1:

All the girls that you broke up are devastated.

Speaker 2:

I feel like I date chicks and, like, foster them till they get to the point where they're ready No. They're ready for their No.

Speaker 1:

Their release.

Speaker 2:

They're yeah. They're ready for their final fucking Destination. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

You need the shirt that says,

Speaker 2:

what food. Look at my look at my dating history.

Speaker 3:

I may not be mister right, but I'll fuck you till I find

Speaker 2:

married with kids. Jenny. Married with kids.

Speaker 1:

Is Jenny married

Speaker 2:

with kids? Yes. Jenny. The other Jenny, married, but no kids. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Right. Everybody Foxies. Well, that was only a fucking year ago or two years ago. I know. But, like, I'm just saying, like, everybody I've ever been with, it's like they've moved on, dated, fucking found their forever person.

Speaker 1:

I feel like that's happened.

Speaker 2:

What's that? Good luck, Yeah. You should.

Speaker 3:

You should be wish well on people you dated.

Speaker 2:

Chuck. I'm like, I date you until you fucking figure out what you

Speaker 3:

Dude, for real. Every girl that I see to date afterwards gets fucking married

Speaker 2:

or pregnant.

Speaker 1:

These girls over there.

Speaker 2:

I I fucking dated them.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck?

Speaker 2:

I dated them? Not cut. No? They're gonna be sitting in a

Speaker 3:

room later with edible underwear.

Speaker 2:

Like, They're

Speaker 3:

like, alright. From the back, I've been sitting for a while.

Speaker 2:

Now I know what I want. Now I know how I wanna be treated. Now I know what everything I'm should be like, this is the kind of guy last part. Then poof. Here comes this motherfucker out of nowhere.

Speaker 2:

You're fucking welcome. My

Speaker 4:

brother and

Speaker 2:

You owe me. Right? Where's my fucking beard? That

Speaker 3:

is severance I

Speaker 1:

love Roxy. Yep. I just am so shocked that that didn't work out between you two. And I really don't know the details, and I don't need to know the details. I really But happened.

Speaker 1:

I thought that that was, like, more gonna be your forever.

Speaker 3:

Forever?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. I really did. Eight years. I mean, that's your longest. Right?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. And she's, a super cool chick, like fun. Yeah. But I don't know.

Speaker 2:

She's a good chick. Just I don't know. They're we just

Speaker 1:

Grew apart. I know. That's what happens.

Speaker 2:

Didn't see eye to eye on some things or whatever.

Speaker 3:

That happens.

Speaker 4:

You

Speaker 1:

know? Do you find it? And I'll ask you both this question. Do you find it, like because you go Paul goes into a relationship, he's flat out said, I'm never getting married. Never getting married.

Speaker 1:

It's not in the cards. I don't wanna get married. I don't like now he can't have kids

Speaker 2:

because

Speaker 1:

he's

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Fixed himself.

Speaker 2:

Yep. Nice. Perfect. Right? Good job.

Speaker 1:

That's kind of a, like

Speaker 3:

I went in my late twenties. You're getting

Speaker 1:

to that age now, 42,

Speaker 2:

43 you are. 42. Yep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Like, the girls that you're gonna meet, unless you're fucking meeting high schoolers or whatever. I mean, a majority of them, like you said, it's very hard to find girls without kids

Speaker 3:

Right.

Speaker 1:

At your age.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. We're be stepdad.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah. We do you're definitely gonna be a stepdad at this point. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I told them about Renee. Renee wants to go Friday. Like, just ride. She goes, I just found a piece of somebody's ornament on the back of the

Speaker 2:

Me o me. Yeah. That's on the back. She's not here

Speaker 3:

with backpacks. Right?

Speaker 1:

She's I mean, and I feel like Renee is Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You love her. Yeah. She like yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think I'm, like, learning about you from your friends and your family and stuff and then knowing Renee. I'm like, you guys are kind of like two of a kind.

Speaker 3:

He's in Paul. Oh, I get people trying to set

Speaker 2:

me up

Speaker 3:

with people.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. I'm trying set you up. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

She just

Speaker 2:

I bullshit. She really wants to

Speaker 1:

riding with Paul, which every you know, because she wants to go riding.

Speaker 2:

Right. She just wants to girlfriend.

Speaker 1:

So whatever she is. I don't Girlfriend?

Speaker 2:

Yes. Basically

Speaker 3:

No. I'm I'm seeing somebody, so, I try to,

Speaker 2:

like Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I'm not gonna do anything that, like, I wouldn't want done. So, like, that yeah. Right. That would probably piss them off. So Right.

Speaker 3:

Right. Yep. She's pretty cool, so we'll leave it at that.

Speaker 1:

Cool. She

Speaker 3:

hasn't tried to stab me yet, so that's good.

Speaker 1:

So you're not gonna is, crazy, but not, like, stab you in the back crazy at all. She's just crazy. No.

Speaker 4:

She's

Speaker 2:

gonna stab you in the face crazy.

Speaker 3:

Well, at least they get to the point. Like, don't make me suffer.

Speaker 2:

Don't make me wait for it. I guess when it's coming.

Speaker 1:

She's but the thing with Renee is she's she's like a dude. Like, she's a player. Like, she'll

Speaker 2:

she'll chase

Speaker 1:

you for what you got. Yeah. She seems on to the next.

Speaker 2:

You know?

Speaker 1:

Like a good dude. She kinda reminds me of a guy. Like, like, she'll take you or leave you. She's definitely not gonna cry.

Speaker 2:

Kinda like a Mikayla Brooks. Like, just

Speaker 1:

Mikayla, though. She pretends

Speaker 2:

To be a badass, but she's not.

Speaker 1:

Mikayla's a badass.

Speaker 2:

But not really?

Speaker 1:

This guy has got her

Speaker 2:

Wrapped around his little finger.

Speaker 1:

Prior Prior to Wyatt, I would say yes. Really? I would be like, yes. Like, she is definitely like, she's gonna use you for what she can get.

Speaker 2:

Not use

Speaker 1:

you, but she's not gonna be heartbroken.

Speaker 2:

Play the game. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I feel like Wyatt's he's a whole different story, and I don't know. Like, he's broke up with her a few times, and she's gotten back with him.

Speaker 2:

It's because he's got dirt bikes. Are they

Speaker 3:

back together again?

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

He's got dirt bikes. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I I I I only met him once. He was a really nice guy.

Speaker 1:

He's nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And she's

Speaker 3:

I've only met her a couple times.

Speaker 1:

She's super And he hasn't even proposed yet.

Speaker 2:

Of course.

Speaker 1:

There's that.

Speaker 2:

That's like every chick out there. I don't care what fucking age that chick is or whatever. Or if they're like, oh, no. I don't wanna get married. Bullshit.

Speaker 2:

They're like Pinterest fucking fuck. I'm gonna marry this motherfucker. Yeah. Right? I'm gonna have my fucking

Speaker 1:

doing.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna have my Swiss cheese wedding if it's gonna fucking kill me.

Speaker 1:

Because I had told

Speaker 2:

Mike Bullshit.

Speaker 1:

We were first

Speaker 2:

hanging Guaranteed you gotta fucking

Speaker 1:

No matter who it is, don't even

Speaker 2:

File somewhere.

Speaker 1:

Fucking rock who I love. I will not

Speaker 2:

change my

Speaker 1:

last name. Mike flat out told me. He goes, well, I'd never marry you then. Guess what? We're gonna fucking marry.

Speaker 3:

Yep. So there's that. It's always the one that's it seems like the one that you said, like, even with the the one ex, I was just like, yep. That's nope. I'm not gonna this girl.

Speaker 3:

And next thing, I'm Yeah. Moving her

Speaker 2:

Yep. Just like me, I'm never getting married. Guess what? Like, twenty years from now, I'm gonna get married or some bullshit.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if you will.

Speaker 2:

Fuck no.

Speaker 1:

If you do because I really thought you

Speaker 4:

would be.

Speaker 2:

Well, would be there. I mean, so Well, obviously.

Speaker 1:

I don't care

Speaker 4:

if I

Speaker 2:

was invited or not. You're like, fuck you. I'm showing up anyway, motherfucker. I gotta see this bitch in real life.

Speaker 3:

Be like, Night on the Rocks, Barry. Fuck with the stereo of the American kite.

Speaker 1:

Don't do it, Polly.

Speaker 2:

Don't do it.

Speaker 1:

If I didn't like her, you'd know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Right?

Speaker 3:

Oh, girls make that clear immediately. Fuck. I've stayed with, like, a bunch from that. They're like, oh, go get rid of her. I'm just like, well

Speaker 4:

You and

Speaker 2:

your friends

Speaker 1:

are Did your sister like this the crazy one? This last one?

Speaker 3:

Oh. Or did your family like that? No. Because she always, like, put on her front and was acting like a person in front of her, whatever, you know. And she told me like the whole time, you know, and then like

Speaker 1:

I mean, I met her a few times. Yeah. She's very pleasant. Like very nice talk.

Speaker 3:

Well, comes out very good. Well, so the thing was, is Alcohol they always and certain people don't mix. Right? So like literally, like I've watched their eyes like turn black. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

If you ever seen somebody's eyes turn black

Speaker 1:

I would always say, it's sad to women should not drink alcohol. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Women should tend to the house.

Speaker 1:

It's pregnant women, but

Speaker 2:

all women should act pregnant. It's not true. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

No. Yeah. Dude, it was a different person. Like But you'd get a different person all the time, you know. It was like, don't know, borderline schiz schizophrenic shit.

Speaker 3:

Right? Like because, like, seriously, like, there was times that was just fucking awesome, and then all of sudden, it was just a light switch.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 3:

Like and then it was just like, what the fuck? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:

Like, Sarah.

Speaker 3:

You're like TikTok. All know Yeah. Coming. Yeah. Oh, Sarah.

Speaker 3:

Oh, dude. I've literally watched my friends, like, walk back in the bush like Homer Simpson, like, fucking Yeah. Like, swear to god.

Speaker 2:

I love Sarah to death, but she

Speaker 1:

love her to death too.

Speaker 2:

She just gets in those and it's she's

Speaker 3:

not crazy.

Speaker 1:

She heard her say it. If you watched did you watch her podcast?

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

She'll say it. I just wanted to see what happened. Yeah. Happened. All the time.

Speaker 1:

I just wanted

Speaker 2:

to She's she's a little fucking rat. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I'm gonna punch a fucker

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in the

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face just to see

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what happened.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Stable society concert.

Speaker 3:

Oh, fuck. That's awesome.

Speaker 1:

And I was gonna alive still. We all went to Perkins afterwards. Everyone's drunk, but now we're starting to mellow out and gonna go to our hotel room afterwards and whatever. She we eat breakfast food or whatever we had at Perkins, and she orders pie. Well, she ordered pie, and she ordered a ton of whipped cream on it.

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All of a sudden, we're all sitting there in a booth. Her boyfriend's across from her. She takes a big fuck and stuffs her face full of this pie, blows it all over his face. It not only hits him right in the face, but all the people behind in the booth

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behind in their head.

Speaker 1:

Oh. It was bad.

Speaker 2:

We were Gosh.

Speaker 3:

Oh, did that start.

Speaker 2:

Sarah. Probably nothing because it was

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one in

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the morning. People behind and poor Rocky. Her boyfriend's name Rocky.

Speaker 2:

He's just sitting there. He's like covered in Nothing. High shit.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. Free.

Speaker 1:

We're, like, borderline shocked but laughing Yeah. Because it was it was funny. But I just remember Jim being like, holy fuck. She is a psycho.

Speaker 2:

Right? She's nuts. Right.

Speaker 1:

Who does that?

Speaker 2:

Sarah? Just

Speaker 1:

wanted to see what would happen.

Speaker 2:

That's how she is. She just Yep. Yep. Just gets a

Speaker 1:

Love her in doubt, though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. She's great shit, but just fucking she gets that

Speaker 1:

One of the funniest people I've ever met

Speaker 2:

in Just a a random thought in her head and

Speaker 1:

then Random.

Speaker 2:

She doesn't she doesn't have that fucking Filter. Like, hey. I probably shouldn't do this. It's like, fuck it. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 3:

There's no good angel, bad angel. It's

Speaker 1:

just nothing.

Speaker 2:

Only It's the bad angel.

Speaker 3:

I'll gasp no breaks.

Speaker 2:

Fuck it. Just send it. See what happens. She will

Speaker 1:

she'll call herself a freaking, like, huge Catholic. Like, she goes she she goes to confession once a week. So

Speaker 3:

I wonder that's

Speaker 2:

She should. She'd be there once a day.

Speaker 1:

Asshole all week, and then if I confess to doing it,

Speaker 4:

I'm good.

Speaker 2:

Sorry if I got wrong dog by six minutes. None of that counts. No. She's

Speaker 1:

one of my very, very best friends.

Speaker 2:

You little fucking chi double.

Speaker 1:

She's so much fun.

Speaker 2:

Aw. But you don't wanna

Speaker 1:

be on the bad side of

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her. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

For sure.

Speaker 2:

The fucking the repercussions of whatever whatever she can think of for fucking Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.