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It's the first episode of the SuperPod Saga Super Show! This month we discuss Talladega Nights, Sonic the Hedgehod, Steven Seagal, Yakuza, and so much more!
VIDEO VERSION
CHAPTERS
VIDEO VERSION
CHAPTERS
- (00:00) - Introduction and Networking Dynamics
- (05:59) - Memes and Cultural Commentary
- (12:15) - The Accumulation of Unwanted Merchandise
- (18:51) - The Future of Gaming Remasters and Compatibility
- (26:31) - The Legal Battles of Gaming and Fan Projects
- (33:01) - Gaming Conversations: From Persona to JRPGs
- (45:07) - Racing Games and Competitive Spirit
- (51:06) - The Weird World of Movie Tie-In Games
- (57:12) - The Underutilization of Christopher Walken
- (01:03:00) - The Legacy of Shark Movies
- (01:10:48) - Spy Kids and Celebrity Cameos
- (01:16:55) - School Stories and Bomb Threats
Creators and Guests
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What is SuperPod Super Show!?
A monthly show featuring as many members of SuperPod Network as possible! Sometimes we'll prepare a topic, but sometimes we won't.
Philthy Ron (00:00.679)
We can check to see if Nick wants to join. I'm just going to throw the link into the goof troop.
Nave (00:04.654)
Where's Nick at?
Philthy Ron (00:10.119)
Boom. There we go.
Join us.
Nave (00:14.232)
What is this? What is this thing Nate put in here? He thinks he can- he thinks he could be the guy? He thinks he could be the guys that make thumbnails? I have a monopoly on thumbnails.
Thrak (00:23.637)
He's trying.
Philthy Ron (00:24.903)
Give him a thumbs down. Not enough onion rings. Thumbs down.
Nave (00:27.064)
Thumbs down.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (00:29.209)
You
Philthy Ron (00:34.309)
be very surprised if any of those fellas join us.
Thrak (00:38.978)
You never know.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (00:45.049)
Well, we're off to a great start.
Nave (00:46.892)
Wait, didn't it? That's so weird. It said Nick was doing something, but now it doesn't say anything.
Thrak (00:47.384)
you
Philthy Ron (00:47.953)
Yeah, as soon as we start recording, as soon as we start recording, everybody's fucking silent.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (00:48.505)
Everyone clams up.
Thrak (00:51.298)
We all go dead silent. Give fucking stage fright, you know?
Nave (00:55.502)
I'm looking for someone to join. don't know if any of these people are going to join here. Phillips definitely not going to join.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:00.622)
You should just throw it in some random server, like completely unassuming, and see if anyone takes the bait.
Thrak (01:06.452)
Ooh, there you go.
Philthy Ron (01:06.491)
No, it's gotta be network homies, It's gotta be the homies. Yeah. Is Chard gonna join us? See if Chard will join us, Jake.
Jake (01:09.946)
free podcasting.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:12.793)
Mm-hmm.
Jake (01:16.634)
I asked him, but he's not allowed to come out and play. He's also dead tired. He's personally only one who showed up to work today, so he's on his own, he's beat.
Philthy Ron (01:19.805)
Damn it.
Philthy Ron (01:27.379)
Fuck it.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:27.403)
I actually took today's I took today off.
Jake (01:27.672)
We signed up to do more networking. Everybody's like, we want to do more networking. Who's doing the networking? Just fucking Jake.
Philthy Ron (01:34.035)
Just fucking jig. I guess six is fine.
Nave (01:34.38)
Haha dude. I know how that feels.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:34.435)
Duh.
Jake (01:37.369)
Okay.
Thrak (01:38.136)
Jake out here canvassing.
Jake (01:40.858)
Yeah, I'm door knocking.
Thrak (01:42.104)
Have you heard of the super pod network? What?
Philthy Ron (01:42.375)
Warnock and I'm gonna change my title.
Nave (01:43.054)
Dude, I just got a fucking Verizon. Some lady knocked on my door. It was like, hey, Verizon's got Wi-Fi and internet. And I'm like, shit. I thought you were like one of our friends. Like I did, I the only one answered the door.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:48.857)
You
Thrak (01:56.44)
of voting for for cow fuck.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:57.045)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (02:02.222)
I gave us our first like real plug on a somewhat bigger podcast over the weekend. So I was on a still loading and I actually got to plug the network at the end.
Philthy Ron (02:07.859)
Who? Who was it?
Jake (02:09.006)
Which one?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (02:13.954)
Nice.
Thrak (02:14.914)
Good shit.
Philthy Ron (02:15.503)
Nice work, man. Preach the word. We're gonna have to start putting off pamphlets. We're gonna go door to door.
Thrak (02:18.914)
Did that?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (02:20.461)
Bill's over here doing the Lord's work.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (02:22.132)
I still managed to stutter and fuck it up though, because I was like, the second I'm going over people in the network, I started going like, I forget.
Philthy Ron (02:30.269)
You don't have to name everybody every single time. Just be like Superpod Network, superpodnetwork.com.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (02:35.716)
I think I've my my brain like broke though.
Nave (02:35.906)
gaming together.
Thrak (02:37.336)
Bill's trying to, he's secretly trying to one-up us. That's why he does that.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (02:37.581)
You didn't have your banner.
Philthy Ron (02:42.163)
true.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (02:42.456)
No. I have a little text scroll now that I have to keep adding the new people in every time. And it just...
Thrak (02:47.096)
It's great. they Nintendo added another game to the app, the music app. And D.K.C. too.
Philthy Ron (02:47.635)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (02:47.875)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (02:54.807)
Is it Earthbound? God! I mean that's good. That's good.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (02:54.966)
did they?
that's fine. That's good.
Thrak (02:58.784)
I mean, I can now loop, no, one was, but not two. So now I can loop Sticker Brush Symphony for an hour.
Jake (03:00.25)
Isn't it already there?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (03:06.532)
See, that was the most whelmed I ever was. Like when Will posted, he's like, hey, they added new music and I booted it up and I saw it Super Mario Wonder. And I just went, I was like, I immediately don't care again and just turned it off.
Philthy Ron (03:10.931)
Thrak (03:12.79)
It was just Mario Wonder, yeah, like what? Come on.
Philthy Ron (03:14.227)
Yeah, what a fucking... what a chud.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (03:16.537)
You
Philthy Ron (03:19.483)
Yeah, immediately close the fucking app.
Thrak (03:19.551)
Yes.
Jake (03:21.07)
will admit, I've been using the app, but it's mostly to listen to 10 hours of freaking the We Shop music. That's all I ever listen to on that thing. That's pretty much it.
Philthy Ron (03:27.111)
Yes!
Thrak (03:27.224)
The other day at work I put aquatic ambiance on for like an hour and it was that was that was chill I liked that sticker brush doesn't it doesn't it doesn't have the extend yet, but I imagine it will
Philthy Ron (03:31.203)
my god.
Jake (03:33.071)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (03:34.333)
Let me, let me show you.
Nave (03:35.276)
I downloaded it, but I haven't.
I haven't used it, but I plan on using it whenever I edit the thumbnail art. Because every time I do the thumbnail art, I always listen to like lo-fi music, but I was like, I'm gonna just turn on that Nintendo. I'm gonna save it for that moment.
Philthy Ron (03:39.602)
Nummish.
Philthy Ron (03:49.725)
Do the 3DS one, The 3DS music is so good.
Thrak (03:50.84)
That's all you're getting, Nintendo. Don't fucking copyright us, you bitch. How about credit David Wise on this fucking app, please? It's weird they don't credit anybody.
Jake (03:53.914)
The lawyers are standing by.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (03:54.0)
you
Philthy Ron (03:56.221)
Lemme
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (04:00.473)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (04:02.867)
Tommy sent me this Tommy sent me this awesome voice message of I was like, Tommy... I was like, Tommy, there's a Nintendo music app and they have Wii shit in there and this is what he said.
Jake (04:03.044)
That's Nintendo though. It's theirs now.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (04:03.109)
dip.
Nave (04:03.256)
They don't even credit the devs.
Thrak (04:09.144)
Yeah, where's Tommy? Why isn't he here?
Nave (04:20.664)
Kinda sounded like Drek.
Jake (04:20.888)
Is that from his car? It has to be from his car, right? That's his brand now?
Philthy Ron (04:23.431)
He basically lives in the fucking thing, so yeah, I hope so.
Thrak (04:25.728)
No, I like the idea that he's like cradling his baby, you know, like trying to trying to in the car. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to give trying to give his wife a little bit of a break. And then he sees that and then he has to put the baby down. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (04:29.541)
In his car.
Jake (04:31.61)
This guy.
Nave (04:32.499)
holding it away so it's not
Philthy Ron (04:36.88)
Always cite your sources. I'm Tommy always cite your sources Red Dead Redemption cite your sources We love you, Tommy Yeah, he's right. He knows his shit. Yeah, dude
Thrak (04:45.846)
I mean, he's not wrong, you know, I do. I do like it because it's nice to see like a somebody who actually takes gaming journalism seriously, but not from like a weird bullshit gooning stance, you know. yeah.
Jake (04:47.656)
I love his fucking show. I love his podcast in the car.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (04:48.901)
I just.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (04:59.125)
Speaking of gaming journalism, do you guys want to talk about that fucking IGN review of Mario and Luigi Brotherhood?
Philthy Ron (05:00.477)
Goonies dance.
Nave (05:00.535)
I love gooning.
Nave (05:05.366)
Me and Thrak were arguing with each other, we were really arguing.
Thrak (05:05.388)
How dare, how, how, how, yeah, how dare they have an opinion? How dare they? Who fucking cares? God.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (05:10.0)
I just I just love I just love how like people got like so upset and I was like it's IGN what do you expect?
Philthy Ron (05:12.007)
Fucking garbage, dude.
Thrak (05:19.276)
I mean, they gave the Sonic Shadow Generations a nine.
Jake (05:19.374)
But what would they want to see? A seven? What?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (05:23.162)
That's weird. That's weird because they hate Sonic over there.
Thrak (05:25.464)
Yeah, and they gave Sonic Shadow Generations a nine. And I was like, fuck yeah. It's very good. I wouldn't give it a... I didn't...
Jake (05:28.762)
9. OK.
Philthy Ron (05:29.683)
Fuck yeah, that's-
Nave (05:30.712)
They gave Concord a seven. Concord is two points higher than the Mario and Luigi Brothership game.
Thrak (05:35.212)
Yeah, like I'm the Sonic like I'm the Sonic guy. I wouldn't give Sonic Shadow Generations a nine probably like an eight eight and a half, but it was very good.
Philthy Ron (05:35.955)
That's such bullshit, dude.
Jake (05:42.106)
Yeah, it's a remaster, right? But I know they've added a little bit of stuff.
Thrak (05:44.792)
The Generations is a remaster. All they did was add like Chao. You could hunt Chao in the regular Sonic Generations now. Yeah, there's like... No. No, there's just three Chao that you find in all the levels for no reason. They'll never bring... I thought I saw something... I swear, somebody from Sonic Team was like, yeah, we don't know why people like Chao Garden so much. I swear, I thought I saw that. Where they were like, that's weird.
Philthy Ron (05:52.199)
You fucking what? Is there a child garden in this shit?
Jake (05:54.02)
Okay.
Philthy Ron (05:58.963)
You about gave me a heart attack. Holy shit, I about to end- I about ended this whole episode.
Nave (05:59.074)
God forbid we have fun.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (06:09.764)
What? just, I just like.
Nave (06:10.316)
Yeah, it makes sense.
Jake (06:11.25)
There's no explaining Sonic fans. There's no explaining them. Yeah.
Thrak (06:14.498)
They're like, that's weird. Yeah. Or somebody knows somebody asked if they were going to do like the advanced games and they're like, why? Why do people want the advanced games?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (06:15.472)
I don't know. mean.
Philthy Ron (06:15.517)
Pardon?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (06:23.311)
Because the first two are good.
Thrak (06:25.11)
Yeah, the first two.
Jake (06:25.562)
They're not bad, yeah. How many are there? Okay, okay.
Thrak (06:28.664)
3. Advanced 3 I don't care for. It's too focused on exploration. It's like why do you have hub worlds in a 2D Sonic game? it has some, like people complain about Spike and enemy placement in some of the Genesis games, but I think Advanced 3 is like the worst one.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (06:29.05)
The third one's not very good.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (06:43.33)
It has my by far my favorite edit like a recall edit though ever. Yeah, the first the the opening cutscene, there was a black pixel right on Tails ass when he's flying across the screen and in later prints, later prints they remove said pixel.
Thrak (06:47.877)
of the tails butt hole. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (06:50.045)
Tails butt hole.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (06:50.231)
Yeah.
Thrak (06:51.447)
Yeah, in-
Thrak (06:57.224)
It's where the hole would be.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (06:57.401)
You
Philthy Ron (07:01.629)
Damn it.
Thrak (07:02.84)
You
Jake (07:03.738)
Bring back the tails cut. We gotta see that ass. That's just what we need.
Nave (07:04.302)
What a shame.
Thrak (07:05.912)
There's no ass, it's just whole.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (07:05.975)
Hehehehehe
Philthy Ron (07:06.003)
Bring back the tail's butthole,
Nave (07:08.886)
Need to see Tails' tail.
Philthy Ron (07:12.423)
man, hey, this is the super show, this is the first episode of the super pod, super pod, super show, super pod never super show, I don't know, that's a work in progress, we're just talking about shit. Exactly like that, yeah, you gotta run it all the way back. I don't know, we're just talking about stuff, just whatever the fuck comes to mind. That's it, that's all there is to this.
Thrak (07:14.548)
Shit.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (07:16.215)
Yeah
Jake (07:25.134)
That's not hard to say at all.
Thrak (07:27.798)
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nave (07:40.034)
Matt, can you give yourself a title please? Because you're looking titleless over there.
Thrak (07:44.908)
Yeah, hi Matt, how are you? Nobody's talked to you, how you doing buddy?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (07:45.265)
I... I'm good. How about yourself? I'm doing alright. I don't know how to do that. I don't think I've ever used Riverside.
Philthy Ron (07:48.083)
Yeah, I can give them one.
Thrak (07:50.626)
Good, good.
Philthy Ron (07:54.033)
Here we go. Boom. I got you, Boom.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (07:57.559)
Hey, there we go. That's not problematic.
Thrak (07:58.656)
Master Roshi.
Jake (07:58.82)
There you go.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (08:01.808)
you
Nave (08:05.022)
Did Master Roshi get cancelled too? They're getting everybody, dude.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (08:08.825)
He's been getting canceled since the 80s. Where have you been?
Nave (08:10.316)
What did Roshi do? You know who recently got fucking cancelled was that fucking the little pygmy hippo. What is his name again? What is her name? Moodang? Yeah, Moodang.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (08:13.027)
His cancel his.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (08:21.27)
right.
Jake (08:22.072)
Moo Shu or Moo Ding, yeah, yeah.
Philthy Ron (08:22.087)
Holy
BOODING!
Thrak (08:24.972)
Yeah, that that fucking hippo thing that's like, why is this a meme now? Like, what the hell happened?
Philthy Ron (08:28.785)
The Mudvane riff? Berberding?
Nave (08:29.9)
Well, it's adorable. Have you looked at it for... It's all... It's all little.
Thrak (08:31.928)
I saw him. I'm just like, yeah, it's a hippo.
Nave (08:35.916)
Well, people are calling for its death now.
Thrak (08:38.424)
Why? What did make some good bacon maybe? I know.
Philthy Ron (08:38.855)
Holy shit, okay.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (08:40.909)
Jesus.
Nave (08:43.178)
I posted this around, like, yeah, so like they gave them two little cakes and they're like, pick, like pick which cake you want to eat. And one said Trump and one said Kamala on it and it ate the Trump cake. So it predicted that Trump was going to win the election.
Philthy Ron (08:43.601)
Ooh, hippo bacon? Okay. Little hippo griddle cakes.
Thrak (08:46.909)
One way to find out.
Thrak (08:51.232)
Yeah!
Thrak (08:59.648)
Who the fuck cares? God damn, people are fucking crazy.
Philthy Ron (09:00.957)
Damn dude. It's the next Punxsutawney Phil, but like...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:03.833)
It like the new Groundhog Day.
Thrak (09:06.262)
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, at least we got a good movie out of that.
Nave (09:06.284)
Yeah, like Groundhog Day.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (09:11.055)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (09:11.187)
Do think?
Nave (09:11.456)
I think we could get a pretty good Moodang movie.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:12.377)
you
Thrak (09:15.262)
You have to make it, Nave. The movie.
Jake (09:16.058)
who's gonna play Mudang.
Philthy Ron (09:16.35)
Mooding the movie. It's just...
Jake (09:18.852)
Ganna Reeves.
Nave (09:19.342)
Have you seen, dude, have you seen the, there are edits where like every time it gets mad and screams, it like shoots gun bullets. Like there's just stupid edits of this fucking thing. It's awesome.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (09:29.296)
See the prop.
Philthy Ron (09:29.352)
Dude.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:30.584)
Jesus.
Thrak (09:31.136)
I must be under a rock because all this is new to me.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (09:33.988)
The problem is there's just so many god damn- we cycle through so many memes now that like I can't even fucking keep up anymore.
Philthy Ron (09:40.829)
I wanna bring Harambe back, make Harambe cool again. Bring back my boy Harambe.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:43.609)
you
Thrak (09:44.813)
God, that was so long ago. It's crazy.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:47.225)
You
Philthy Ron (09:48.947)
Exactly. Bring him back.
Thrak (09:51.48)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (09:51.6)
You remember when kids were eating Tide Pods? That was a thing for a while.
Thrak (09:54.872)
yeah, that was weird.
Philthy Ron (09:57.747)
That was never all that funny, that was just stupid.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (09:58.136)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (09:58.884)
They had, I just remember because they had to get Rob Gronkowski to make a fucking video telling kids not to eat laundry detergent. It was just like, Patriots. No, he was a Patriots like player.
Thrak (10:05.92)
Yeah.
Nave (10:06.082)
Who is that? Is that a senator?
Philthy Ron (10:09.523)
Senator.
Thrak (10:10.261)
you
Nave (10:13.966)
Was that hockey?
Thrak (10:14.392)
He wouldn't be the worst senator choice with what we have.
Nave (10:20.172)
Dude, I want Senator Armstrong. Like, I love, I would die for him. He's objectively wrong, but I would die for him. Yeah, I know.
Philthy Ron (10:22.483)
Dude... Okay...
Thrak (10:26.762)
He would not die for you,
Philthy Ron (10:28.529)
his big strong arms.
Nave (10:32.142)
It's like it's like man everyone's so indoctrinated these days and lately and then I'm like I will die for you instead of Whatever you say It's fucking good
Thrak (10:38.392)
My sources, made it the fuck up.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (10:39.353)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (10:45.203)
Should we introduce people so people know who the fuck's it? Yeah, fuck it. Okay, so so Welcome again to the Working working time. We're gonna fuck work in progress title. I think it's just gonna super show. I don't fucking know
Thrak (10:50.68)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (10:59.44)
You know, you gotta.
Jake (10:59.898)
The Super Pod saw a good network super show. Like, we can just throw a logo of Mario up there. Nintendo won't care. Get some Lua Bano up there. Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (11:03.076)
We gotta, we gotta do the Mario. You gotta swing, swing your arms from side to side.
Philthy Ron (11:04.378)
God damn.
Hey there, Paisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Thrak (11:13.944)
I need to stick a safety pin in my cheek with a little rubber band out of it.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (11:17.218)
I love that ending credits scene because at one point he trips and almost falls and he just kind of keeps going with it.
Philthy Ron (11:23.847)
Holy shit, I'm Aaron. I'm a super pod saga. Bill go next.
Thrak (11:28.936)
Damn right you are.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (11:31.64)
I'm Bill. I'm on too many podcasts. How's it going everybody? Gaming collecting, you know, me and Alex the chaos 3DO with track down there. I sent it. I sent her the link. She said she might come and she never read it. So I assume she's not coming. And also geek addicts with Matt over there. do. Yeah, probably.
Nave (11:35.446)
My favorite podcast.
Jake (11:36.024)
No, you got to list them off, all 15 of them, like one after the other.
Thrak (11:38.593)
Yes.
Thrak (11:43.426)
Where is she? Where the fuck is she?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (11:51.478)
busy watching One Piece.
Thrak (11:54.252)
Yes, she probably is watching one piece right now.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (11:55.081)
You
Philthy Ron (11:57.021)
God damn it.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (11:58.158)
Or she's asleep on the couch because it's late.
Thrak (12:00.31)
I mean, it's the same thing. It's the same thing.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (12:02.905)
You
Philthy Ron (12:04.54)
Alright man, it's your turn, go.
Nave (12:05.934)
I agree.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (12:07.011)
My name is Matt, I'm on Geek Addicts with Bill over there. That's about it. Actually, I'm not. This is a hand-me-down.
Thrak (12:13.088)
and he's a Patriots fan.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (12:15.3)
But we're new.
Thrak (12:16.856)
Fair enough.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (12:19.64)
It's just a new, it's a New Englander thing. You just end up accumulating Patriot stuff even though you don't ask for it.
Nave (12:19.839)
Don't let him lie to you.
Thrak (12:24.982)
Yeah, I mean, they're shit now, so you know.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (12:25.322)
It's true.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (12:28.197)
Yep.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (12:28.697)
I don't even like sports. And I have fucking Patriots jerseys and shit.
Thrak (12:33.176)
That's awesome.
Nave (12:35.854)
Dude, that's the thing that like for real, like my mom has bought me so many anime t-shirts. I've never seen a single episode of Naruto, but I have like five t-shirts now because she's just like, he likes anime. I've seen like five animes altogether. I just really like the ones that I like.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (12:49.911)
I keep getting anime socks.
Thrak (12:50.112)
reminds me. That reminds me of my brother once for Christmas got me an N64 shirt and I was like, that's cool. But, I'm not the biggest N64 fan. Yeah, I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
Philthy Ron (12:58.415)
I kinda fuckin' hate this thing, yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (13:00.826)
You
Nave (13:00.954)
Hey, we gotta get the old video game for the old video game guy. Perfect.
Thrak (13:06.23)
Yeah, be like, he likes games. He still lives with his parents.
Philthy Ron (13:07.442)
Nave it's your turn.
Nave (13:10.304)
Hello, I'm Nave. Gaming together, we are schizophrenic. If that's the thing you like, then go over there.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (13:18.234)
That's a requirement for being on the SuperPOD network.
Nave (13:21.708)
Yeah, some form of some form of disability probably is required.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (13:24.858)
just cr- just being crazy.
Thrak (13:24.888)
We're all somewhere on the spectrum. We're the X-Men of podcasters.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (13:26.937)
You
Philthy Ron (13:28.275)
Some form of genetic mutation.
Nave (13:31.547)
Yeah
Matt(Geek Addicts) (13:32.133)
jeez.
Jake (13:32.664)
You have to be to be podcaster. You gotta be on that spectrum.
Philthy Ron (13:36.051)
You
Nave (13:36.684)
Yeah, it takes a special someone.
Philthy Ron (13:39.303)
Holy shit, man.
Thrak (13:40.948)
They always told me how special I was.
Nave (13:41.276)
Hahaha
Philthy Ron (13:43.443)
Thrax, it's your turn.
Thrak (13:44.95)
Hi, I'm Thrak, I'm the special boy. on the 3DO podcast with Bill over there. I show up on other shows all the time. Yeah, just causing a general muck of things. So that's what I do best.
Nave (14:01.366)
turns it down, Jakes.
Jake (14:02.746)
to me? I'm Jake. Yes. Press B to cancel wherever your podcast can be found. What's wrong with the N64? What's wrong with that? It's probably just Turok. What do you get against Fog? It's immersive.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (14:11.014)
If Alex, if Alex was here, my God, we would be here for hours.
Thrak (14:11.084)
Eh.
Thrak (14:15.512)
Against fog I love Silent Hill. What are you talking about? But that wasn't on the N64 now
Matt(Geek Addicts) (14:16.172)
It's so embarrassing.
It's so realistic.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (14:24.153)
I mean.
Jake (14:24.335)
Nine of Dinosaur.
Thrak (14:24.344)
A lot of my N64 issues, I guess we get into it, is that like I grew up on the GameCube, so I went from the GameCube back to the N64. And so in my perspective, it's like Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, like all those games like, yeah, they're fine, but I prefer their GameCube counterparts. But the wrestling games are very good.
Jake (14:33.658)
I'm sure.
Jake (14:42.49)
For me, like I always say, they are. The N64, always stand by. The graphics I find are better than the PlayStation. Obviously PlayStation has much better games, but I think the graphics were way better than the N64. I can't even play PS1 these days.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (14:55.746)
The N64 is kind of funny because it's actually hilariously overpowered. Like, the CPU is too powerful for everything else around it, so it's actually just kind of unnecessary.
Thrak (14:56.129)
Yeah.
Thrak (15:04.508)
What's holding it back is the cartridges, which is probably the worst mistake they ever made.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (15:07.204)
Yes.
Well, it's really funny when you. It's actually kind of funny because I believe like the PlayStation. I think like the PlayStation five is is like technically like a third. So with the way like the bits work, I think the PlayStation four, it was like only 32 bit or something, because like bits don't actually matter that much as opposed to. Some weird shit like that, like because. I remember they tried to claim the Dreamcast and PS.
Philthy Ron (15:10.386)
Yep.
Nave (15:11.01)
But the load times...
Thrak (15:15.096)
PlayStation load times aren't even that bad.
Nave (15:18.232)
What?
Thrak (15:19.584)
My experience, they're not that bad.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (15:38.416)
two or like 128 bit even though that was complete bullsh**
Thrak (15:41.398)
I don't think they ever said that about the PS2. The Dreamcast was like, we're 128 bit. And I think by that point, people are like, yeah, these numbers don't matter anymore. That's not what we care about.
Philthy Ron (15:42.61)
Always.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (15:48.93)
It was said like s-
Jake (15:49.402)
Yeah, they're made up.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (15:50.424)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (15:51.151)
It's like, whose line is it anyway? Like, the fucking bits don't matter, bitch.
Thrak (15:54.603)
Yeah, exactly.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (15:55.376)
Well, it's like the N64, not the N64, the Atari Jaguar where they were like, it's 64 bit because it had like two 64 bit blitters added to it, which God knows what those even did.
Thrak (16:04.728)
Yeah, I had like two 32 bit processors in it it's like, if you do the math, like they said, it's like, well, yeah, but it's not whatever.
Philthy Ron (16:05.412)
yeah.
Jake (16:07.022)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (16:12.371)
Anytime I hear the word bits, it's automatically rendered into my brain in like a Brooklyn accent because of that like fifth gen episode that I did with Jake and like pretty much everybody from Press B to cancel where we just kept doing the Brooklyn accent the entire time. What do you mean the Atari Jack was in 64 bits?
Thrak (16:33.676)
I don't even know what that means.
Philthy Ron (16:36.659)
Fuck that, that shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (16:38.318)
I just always remember that commercial because it's like, it's like any questions and it's just the guy in the firm going like, and then she just like, it's it's still not as weird as the original Xbox commercial where the where the lady like, yeah, gives birth like launches the baby. Grave. Yeah, it literally literally literally like it starts with a woman giving birth and like labor and then she legit rockets the baby into the sky. It ate.
Thrak (16:43.864)
It's such a weird fucking commercial, too.
Thrak (16:51.561)
the baby. And then it launches it right into a fucking grave, and it's just like Xbox. The commercials amazing. It's so good.
Jake (16:56.558)
What?
Nave (16:56.746)
No, man, that commercial is revolutionary, dawg.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (16:58.297)
Jesus.
Jake (16:59.544)
I haven't seen that.
Philthy Ron (17:06.609)
Hell yeah.
Thrak (17:06.91)
out of
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (17:08.208)
It ages as it's flying through the air and then just crashes into a grave and it just it's also like original Xbox and it's like.
Nave (17:15.072)
Life is short. You gotta play games. Something.
Philthy Ron (17:15.984)
What's the fucking-
Thrak (17:16.246)
Life is short, Xbox, yeah.
Jake (17:18.104)
Wow.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (17:18.69)
I still think the greatest awful commercial that kind of worked though was the original PS2 commercial where they advertise the PS6.
Thrak (17:26.412)
That's pretty good.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (17:27.529)
Like it's like this giant glowing spear that just said PS6 on it and then it just I hated those so much
Thrak (17:30.912)
Yeah, there were those weird like PS3 commercials or was like the baby and the Rubik's Cube. And I'm like, I don't know what they're trying to say here. No, it was like a baby doll. It just like a doll. It was just like, man. It's like, well, I don't like I don't get this. I don't I don't get this.
Philthy Ron (17:36.189)
Please stop putting babies in commercials.
Jake (17:42.104)
doesn't help. It's just creepier.
Philthy Ron (17:43.378)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (17:46.19)
Yeah, the PS3 didn't really get good commercials until they brought in like the Kevin Butler commercials where he was just like sarcastic.
Philthy Ron (17:52.679)
Dude, I want Kevin James. I want Kevin James to start doing PlayStation commercials. He's a... Yeah, dude. King of Queens. Yeah, dude. He's the new face of PlayStation, the new mascot, Kevin James, the zoo cop keeper mall.
Thrak (17:53.051)
Yeah, he's just like, buy a PS3 you shit.
Thrak (17:58.682)
Paul, Paul Blart, mall cop and he's mall cop in a GameStop.
Nave (17:59.362)
fucking mall cop guy?
Thrak (18:06.077)
You
Thrak (18:14.199)
So
Nave (18:14.254)
Think there's a Kevin James mod for Deaderizing One?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (18:17.498)
Sure. It works.
Thrak (18:18.218)
Is there really?
Jake (18:18.394)
Is there? Okay.
Nave (18:19.502)
I mean, I was, it was an open question. We need to go find out.
Thrak (18:21.704)
let's see.
Philthy Ron (18:23.283)
Get on it, Nave. Our reporter on the field, Nave.
Jake (18:25.412)
giving these ideas away for free.
Thrak (18:27.158)
I mean, that's the deluxe remaster, right? As they give you Kevin James.
Nave (18:30.942)
yeah, the game just came out, isn't it?
Thrak (18:32.471)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (18:35.063)
shit yeah, the Dead Rising Remaster? Or remake? Or-
Thrak (18:38.806)
Deluxe remaster.
Jake (18:40.986)
Pre-master, yeah.
Philthy Ron (18:41.213)
D-Lux apartment in the sky.
Nave (18:43.182)
The shadows of the damn game came out to you a lot of fuck. They just remasters just remaster everything. Let's just do 6th gen again Should go back
Thrak (18:51.052)
Yeah, why not? I think a lot of that push for these remasters is because now that's like, they'll be on like Steam and modern platforms where like digital libraries are much more prominent now. So the idea is, now that they're here, they'll be here and we don't have to worry about.
Philthy Ron (18:51.699)
That'd be cool.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (18:51.733)
it.
Nave (19:07.508)
Unless you're Sony. In which case, fuck you. Give us more money.
Jake (19:11.162)
to spin the wheel of unnecessary remix.
Thrak (19:14.167)
Yeah.
Jake (19:15.514)
Do you think Switch 2 is gonna get a lot of remakes or remasters from the Switch? Or do think they're just gonna, no?
Nave (19:16.056)
We're going to make it worse.
Philthy Ron (19:18.735)
I fucking hope not. Please don't. Please fucking god don't.
Thrak (19:19.01)
Probably. I think Switch One will be backwards compatible, so no.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (19:19.723)
I, I. Yeah, that's that's my that's my hope. If they may if they don't make it backwards compatible, that's going to be obnoxious.
Thrak (19:28.576)
Yeah, it'll hurt.
Jake (19:29.242)
I'm wondering if it's going to be backwards compatible, but we'll still take advantage of the hardware. like Link's Awakening or Echoes of Wisdom, mean, terrible frame drops in areas of those games, whether they take advantage of new hardware or not.
Thrak (19:42.358)
I hope so. Like, I was hearing some people say that the Switch 2 might just be like the Switch Pro that we talked about for years and years, but it's like a little bit more, but like a little bit more than that. But my guess is when they eventually, when they eventually unveil it, I bet the game that they'll use to showcase the backwards compatibility and the power of the new Switch will be Prime 4. They'll be like, it'll be on the Switch 1 and here's how it looks, but on Switch 2 it looks even better. You know, they'll do that thing.
Philthy Ron (19:43.057)
be awesome.
Jake (19:51.77)
I hope it's more than that.
Yeah.
Nave (19:55.596)
their issues with with
Nave (20:10.092)
I was thinking Tears of the Kingdom or something like that.
Thrak (20:12.28)
I think they'd use Prime 4 because Prime 4 is going to be a very beautiful game on both systems. So it'll be like, you know, look how fucking sweet this shit is, you know.
Philthy Ron (20:12.583)
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Nave (20:19.52)
Isn't there a general compatibility issue when you, like, are changing hardware, like, specifically with, like, CPUs? Isn't that the reason why the PlayStation 5 Pro is the same CPU, so that they don't have to fix anything?
Thrak (20:29.752)
It depends. It's a lot of tech stuff. I know the big issue with the Switch One is that the Tegra X1 chip that it has is not very forward compatible friendly or something like that. since Nintendo is working with Nvidia on Switch One and Switch Two, my guess is Nvidia is like, we can figure this out. Because they're making a custom chipset for it anyways. So it would make sense that they would factor in and be like,
Nave (20:51.106)
Yeah.
Thrak (20:57.88)
Well, if you want everybody to upgrade, the easiest thing to do would be like have all these games playable so that everyone can take their old Switch and say give it to a friend or, you know, like a sibling or whatever, and then just buy the new one. And then the person who gets the old Switch will come back, will come into the ecosystem themselves, even if it's on Switch one. And then that person who was already there will stick with the newer stuff, you know.
Nave (21:20.462)
is like how Xbox's backwards compatibility works is that they are emulating the entire OS. That must be obnoxious.
Thrak (21:25.174)
It's all emulation. it's. It's all emulation. it's well, Xbox has really good emulation for both for OG Xbox and 360. But but yeah, but it takes a lot of money and resources to do that, especially the amount of emulation that they're doing, which is why we didn't get as many games as people were hoping from both because of that. But yeah, they're not going to do that with Switch 2. I doubt it would be more unlike.
Jake (21:27.224)
Yeah, yeah, nobody wants that.
Nave (21:36.12)
it's so good. It runs so good.
Nave (21:48.482)
Yeah.
Thrak (21:54.77)
hardware type of compatibility thing. Because my guess is they'll probably want you to be able to like buy one of the cards for like, know, Mario Odyssey for Switch 2, pop it in and it works. I you don't think about it.
Nave (22:05.368)
Well, I don't know, because one of the only backwards compatible systems Nintendo's ever had was the Wii with the GameCube, but didn't that also emulate a GameCube in order to run those?
Thrak (22:14.872)
Nope. No. The Wii is a souped up GameCube. yeah, they're both like it's like the Wii is essentially running on the same chipset as the GameCube, but it's overclocked. And then the Wii U is a little bit further than that. But the Wii U is back to compatible with the Wii as well. Though their handhelds are always backwards compatible. Like the Game Boy Advance can play all Game Boy Game Boy Color games. The 3DS can play all DS games. So I think that's why people are thinking it might be different because the Switch is like a weird hybrid.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (22:15.842)
No, well, because yeah, they both have ATI chips.
Nave (22:32.919)
Yeah.
Thrak (22:44.438)
So they might just be like, eh, fuck it. We'll just do the 3DS thing. The Switch 2 games will have a little ridge. So you can't put it in a Switch 1 or some shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (22:51.918)
I still remember the original PS3 is the only way they could be backwards compatible is they do literally shove a PS2 inside the PS3.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (22:52.441)
Hmm.
Thrak (22:58.316)
Yeah, and it wasn't great. Like, I've heard PS1 on a PS3 is fine, but PS2, yeah, but PS2 was not, that wasn't the way to play PS2 games.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (22:59.938)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (23:04.72)
Well, that's just software emulation. So the problem was a lot of PS2 games actually use these weird loading tricks that only the PS2 could actually do. So when they tried doing them on PS3, they wouldn't work because the PS3 actually had gotten rid of lot of those redundant tricks that a lot of older games used.
Nave (23:28.492)
Well yeah, they had to work around the things that they... I mean, that's the whole reason why the PlayStation 3 is fucking stranded. It's because they had to learn how to build around that ecosystem. It just doesn't translate very well.
Philthy Ron (23:28.508)
That's cool.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (23:37.2)
Because Ken Kutaragi made this one of the dumbest processors ever. That's still, don't think ever reached its potential.
Thrak (23:37.208)
Yeah.
Jake (23:37.432)
Yeah, was too hard dead for, you know.
Thrak (23:39.639)
I mean, it-
Thrak (23:44.034)
Like if Sony wanted to do an Xbox style backwards compatibility for PS3 games on the PS5, they could do it. Like, I mean, we've seen PS3 emulation come a long way in the last couple years. So if Sony wanted to put the money in, they could do it. But they're like, who fucking cares?
Nave (24:00.406)
Or they can just pull a Nintendo and wait for some fan to make the emulation and they just go, yeah, that's ours now. We did that.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (24:05.304)
So they did that. They did. They did.
Thrak (24:05.952)
I mean, they could take our PCS3 for themselves if they wanted to, they probably could.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (24:10.224)
Sony did that. They straight up bought the Kinectics virtual game station to take it off the market. And then it's pretty much been confirmed that they used it to get PS1 games working on like later consoles.
Jake (24:22.49)
They're not the only ones. A lot of console makers will take open source emulators and use that tech. And it's not great because you're supposed to contribute back to open source software, right? Or at least attribute that you're doing that. But of course, they're never going to cough up that information. I think Nintendo has their own, right? For Switch Online.
Philthy Ron (24:22.845)
Jesus.
Thrak (24:33.357)
Yeah.
Thrak (24:37.142)
Like, did they, it's... Well, didn't Nintendo once get caught, like they were using what was it, like Nesticle or something in one of their official NES emulators things?
Jake (24:45.914)
Okay, so I think Switch Online is their own tech and maybe that's why. Yeah.
Nave (24:48.206)
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Thrak (24:49.624)
Well, the new stuff is yes. That's what Nerd is, the European division of Nintendo. All they do is the NSO emulation stuff. But no, I think it was years ago when somebody looked through the emulator code of some NES game, and it was the exact same code as an open source emulator that was on the Internet. It was like 2000s sometime.
Jake (25:08.076)
Imagine digging through a leak of Nintendo's data from then and just finding a low-res image of a testicle. That's just great.
Thrak (25:14.84)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (25:15.224)
Well, we did find out that canonically Pokemon fuckings are things, so...
Nave (25:15.821)
Haha.
Philthy Ron (25:16.454)
Hell yeah.
Jake (25:21.345)
That's true, how deep does this fetish go?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (25:22.393)
god.
Philthy Ron (25:24.127)
or like that one really fucking stupid It was like it was either at a Nintendo Museum or like their headquarters. They were like, Nintendo has an emulator running this yeah
Thrak (25:25.656)
too deep.
Nave (25:25.806)
Probably all way to the top.
Thrak (25:36.672)
It was the museum. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was funny because I forget where it was, but somebody was like. Well, like, yeah, it was at the museum, somebody, I think, unplugged like an SNES controller and they heard the windows like USB sound, you know, and they filmed it and they're like, breaking. And it's like and it's like, do you really think Nintendo? Did you really think Nintendo was going to go out of their way like, you know?
Jake (25:38.242)
Yeah, but what else they're to do, though?
Philthy Ron (25:43.527)
Like the games are made on a computer, like...
Jake (25:46.233)
Yeah.
Jake (25:55.78)
Gotcha. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (25:57.869)
You gotcha, busted. Toot-toot.
Jake (25:59.96)
Yeah, scoop.
Thrak (26:03.914)
Like, people are trying to say it's like the irony that they would like go after emulators and ROMs but do it themselves. It's like, well, they own it. It's fucking different, you know? I wouldn't be surprised if the emulation that they're using in the museum is the same ones that's on NSO, but it's just like baked into a computer. Because as Aaron said, the shit's made on a computer. So they probably just put it in their Windows PC in the museum and there you go. you know, just people being weird. But I get it. Nintendo's weird.
Jake (26:11.577)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (26:11.784)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (26:26.373)
Yup.
Thrak (26:31.84)
I understand, like, you're allowed to criticize their business practices, that's perfectly fine, but, you know, when they own it, they can do whatever they want with it.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (26:32.634)
That's an understatement.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (26:40.762)
Just don't fu-
Jake (26:41.048)
It's not like they're running Yuzu or something and showing it off in a museum. Like that would be a thing. Just you find Ryu Jinx or Yuzu.
Thrak (26:45.238)
That would be amazing if they're just like, we can do it because fuck you. Imagine AM2R in the Nintendo museum. That would be,
Philthy Ron (26:46.515)
List of emulators and fan projects that we shut down and then there's show there's like a skull and crossbones and like
Jake (26:50.764)
you
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (26:55.962)
Who is?
Nave (26:56.718)
It's like fucking Arasaka Industries cyberpunk shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (27:00.336)
Wasn't there a guy that Nintendo literally ended his life? He's gonna be paying Nintendo back for the rest of his life?
Philthy Ron (27:00.763)
Yeah, dude. Their kill list.
Jake (27:08.462)
Yeah. I think he's Canadian, actually. Yeah.
Thrak (27:09.949)
Y-yes.
Philthy Ron (27:11.484)
Yeah, what was... What was that about again?
Thrak (27:15.83)
I forget, like with a lot. think I think it was with Yuzu Yuzu got caught.
Philthy Ron (27:17.974)
fuck, was something really stupid.
Nave (27:20.11)
Probably had a Luigi themed birthday party or something.
Thrak (27:22.784)
Well, think I will use you got caught because they were like getting money from people. And it's like once you monetize it, that's when they get on your ass. Like they've never they've never gone after Dolphin because Dolphin has always been free. It's always been like a hobby thing. And they know to leave it alone, you know, or like.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (27:30.446)
Yeah, because Nintendo...
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (27:39.64)
Yeah, wasn't it like a switch emulator that they were making money off of and literally ended that guy's life pretty much?
Thrak (27:42.998)
Yep. Yep. Yeah, basically, because the moment you start making money off of their shit, that's when they get really pissed.
Nave (27:46.499)
Dude, I-
Nave (27:50.486)
It's so funny that we're talking about this.
Philthy Ron (27:50.525)
Especially with a Switch emulator, dude. That shit's currently being sold. Yeah, you're actually stealing money from Nintendo. Like, you're basically embezzling from Nintendo, bro.
Thrak (27:53.078)
Yeah, it's like you're flying way too close to the sun doing it's like it's. Like it was crazy to see they did that play test recently and there were people streaming it on Twitch. It's like, what are you guys doing? You're flying way too close to the sun. I mean, I watched some of it. It was interesting.
Jake (27:55.95)
Yeah.
Nave (28:07.694)
I was watching this... I was watching this fucking video documentary about fucking Club Penguin and when it shut down, had these guys with this fan server like up for it and then... I don't know...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (28:07.853)
That's just foolish.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (28:18.466)
is that the one with like the pedophiles running it? I think that happened.
Thrak (28:18.934)
Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (28:23.629)
You
Jake (28:23.864)
I mean, who else would?
Thrak (28:24.952)
Penguin Petafar.
Nave (28:26.668)
makes sense, like, so Disney bought Club Penguin and then they shut it down after a little while when it wasn't making money and so these guys had a fan project up but it costs money to run the server. Yeah. They shut that down too. Disney fucking got their ass.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (28:31.706)
Well, no, they made a new version and it sucked. And then they shut it down.
Thrak (28:38.274)
Typical Disney.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (28:40.686)
Hey, don't don't sign a Disney Plus subscription if you die at their park they can't you can't sue.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (28:47.137)
It's a good thing I'm never going to Disney World.
Philthy Ron (28:47.201)
yeah, that's right.
Thrak (28:47.352)
That was so insane.
Jake (28:47.416)
You know what though? I was just at Disney. I was just at Disney and I was at the first couple of days, because I have a shellfish allergy. Almost. They bent over backwards to accommodate the shellfish allergy, like pointing out ingredients on the buffets, the whole nine yards, and they're very protective of it. They almost prevented me from going to eat because of stuff that was on the menu that I wasn't allowed to touch. And I realized it's because of that whole court case they have going on. So they're very cautious of that now.
Philthy Ron (28:54.033)
And you almost died there.
Nave (28:56.78)
I also hope he'd save their dead bodies.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (29:10.69)
Yeah, they had so much they had so much bad press from that like that they're they eventually you know they backed it they did back down because the press they were getting was so bad like it was one of those points where they like it was like a Disney actually did cave what's hilarious is the guy like really didn't even ask for that much money and everyone online was like you should ask for a lot more dude
Thrak (29:11.702)
Yep.
Thrak (29:16.76)
Did they did they settle that case or how that go? So I think the widow was like, no, I'm going to take you to court.
Jake (29:16.823)
huge.
Philthy Ron (29:19.709)
think they did settle.
Jake (29:19.876)
They back down?
Yeah.
Jake (29:36.378)
You
Philthy Ron (29:36.455)
Yeah, what? He only got like, it was like 50 thou? It was like some piddly amount.
Thrak (29:37.388)
I mean, it's Disney, you can probably get away with it, why not?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (29:37.657)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (29:40.048)
He asked he he asked for like such an astronomically low number considering what happened. Yeah, I think he he literally just got what a very honest guy, I guess he got exactly what he wanted and then left. But yeah. Well, yeah.
Thrak (29:44.202)
It's probably to cover like funeral costs and things like that. Yeah.
Jake (29:46.745)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (29:54.013)
That's wild, dude. It's... It's Disney, dude. They have infinite money. You could ask for any fuckin'... You could just make up a number and then they would give it to you. Like, I want 40 goo-gloob-lion dollars.
Thrak (29:54.454)
I feel bad for him though.
Jake (29:57.266)
yeah.
Nave (30:04.864)
my, did you see that fucking Russia is suing Google? is it?
Thrak (30:05.016)
I I want 420 million dollars.
Philthy Ron (30:08.819)
420. for the... It's... Basilian.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (30:10.0)
yeah, yeah that's gonna go somewhere.
Jake (30:10.548)
Yes. What's the number? Like 10 digits?
Thrak (30:11.832)
yeah, I saw that.
Nave (30:14.894)
20 DECILLION! HAHAHAHA!
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (30:16.504)
Yeah.
Thrak (30:17.033)
Hahaha!
Awesome.
Nave (30:21.051)
That's more money than there are grains of sand on the earth. That's so much money.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (30:25.795)
Jesus.
Philthy Ron (30:25.967)
Holy fuck dude.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (30:27.509)
Let's just pay them in bison dollars. That'll make it work.
Nave (30:31.414)
Go get him, Rush. Go get him, Putin. I'm sure that's gonna work out.
Thrak (30:36.162)
We'll see how that goes.
Philthy Ron (30:36.829)
Cool poop, man.
Nave (30:39.678)
old pooter.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (30:39.734)
Wasn't it because they like they blocked Google blocked a bunch of like Russian YouTubers during the sanctions or something?
Thrak (30:45.861)
It was yeah, it was something like that and they're like weren't paying fines or something. I don't know.
Nave (30:45.889)
I don't know.
Jake (30:46.062)
think so.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (30:52.036)
Those wacky Russians.
Thrak (30:52.373)
It's something weird.
Nave (30:52.678)
Yeah, but this is the thing, this is the thing, it's like every week they didn't pay the fine, doubled.
Thrak (30:58.574)
HAHAHAHA
Matt(Geek Addicts) (30:59.571)
jeez.
Nave (31:01.432)
making up Looney Tunes rules over there. Like, what kind of judicial system do they have?
Thrak (31:04.01)
I'd love to see the dude's Excel spreadsheet when they like, you know, did the math to figure it out. And they're like, here we go.
Nave (31:11.182)
want to see like the parabola on the graph where like they're getting more and more excited like ooh we're gonna get paid and then they realize they're not gonna get paid because now the money's getting too high. man. It's like, Rachel's playing Balotra behind me but that's like Balotra when you start hitting those fucking multipliers and then it just goes into E, E3, 5, my god I don't Yeah, that's where they got the inspiration.
Thrak (31:14.295)
No.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (31:20.188)
Hehehehe
Thrak (31:32.628)
Maybe they were playing Bellatra and that's where they got the number from.
Jake (31:35.706)
They want the achievement in life, right? Just like Bellatoro. Putin needs that E.
Thrak (31:38.325)
Exactly. Blotcher is life. A game I still have not played.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (31:41.336)
E.
Philthy Ron (31:41.607)
He needs that black wind deck. Or black deck win, my bad.
Nave (31:45.998)
Black Windex.
Thrak (31:47.946)
Anyway, Matt, what's on your mind? You're not talking much down there. What you got?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (31:52.313)
I'm not really up to date on all the goings on with all that stuff. not that much. I don't know. Aaron, you've... lately? I started replaying Persona 4 again.
Philthy Ron (31:52.349)
Who me? Okay man.
Thrak (31:57.4)
Well, what's on your mind? What you got? What do you want to talk about, sir?
Philthy Ron (32:04.519)
What games are you playing?
Thrak (32:12.197)
god damn it.
Nave (32:12.222)
Good. Good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (32:12.569)
Well, I lost my switch I lost my switch so I haven't been able to play like the other games I've been on lately
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (32:15.408)
You
Nave (32:22.284)
Have you played Persona 3? Because that's probably going to be the game I play after Metaphor.
Thrak (32:22.444)
You'll-
Matt(Geek Addicts) (32:26.049)
I have not, I'm planning on getting the remake for my PlayStation at some point in the near future, it's, you know, beginning of November I kind have to put all my focus on Christmas for the kiddies, you know?
Thrak (32:39.19)
fair.
Philthy Ron (32:39.276)
yeah.
Nave (32:39.382)
Yeah, well I'm a mailman so I understand that but I don't get Christmas. I gotta focus on everyone else's Christmas.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (32:40.396)
la
Thrak (32:41.624)
And they've just stuck in JRPGs all year, guess. Metaphor and then persona.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (32:45.446)
Yeah, I feel that.
Although luckily, luckily for me, my stepson wants Sparking Zero for Christmas,
Nave (32:50.68)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (32:55.443)
I need to borrow somebody's Amazon Prime to buy something. Cheyenne, come ask him.
Thrak (32:56.278)
Nice.
Nave (33:01.688)
What?
Philthy Ron (33:01.981)
can't hear what you're saying, but I really want to try some green tea that could get here a lot faster than Walmart could ship. Somebody give me their Amazon Prime login so I can buy this shit. We got Walmart Plus instead, and it's going better except for this. Yep, except for this. Yeah, we're drawing straws, you said. Yeah, okay.
Thrak (33:13.034)
You
Nave (33:14.286)
This is a call to action.
Thrak (33:18.04)
Alright, we're drawing straws. Who has an Amazon Prime?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (33:19.865)
Yeah
Nave (33:20.543)
No, no, no, this is for the we're gonna upload this immediately. This is for the listener This is a call to action instead of going to subscribe to our patreon's we need you to give us your Google Prime
Philthy Ron (33:25.647)
And you have to pay for it too. Yeah, you have to pay for it.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (33:29.239)
Yep.
Jake (33:30.552)
Give us your passwords. Yes, that's what we want to encourage. Give us your passwords.
Philthy Ron (33:33.477)
Thrak (33:33.498)
Yes. What's your mother's maiden name?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (33:33.881)
See what you need to do now, Aaron, is you gotta open up a P.O. box and we'll just start sending you fucking green tea.
Philthy Ron (33:38.291)
yeah! Do the iDubbbz bad unboxing?
Thrak (33:39.22)
There you go. Yeah, people just send you shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (33:43.984)
I can just imagine the super pod network PO box, the random things that would be sent.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (33:50.765)
Don't be surprised when Alex starts sending you beans.
Thrak (33:50.774)
and we wouldn't know who sends them.
Philthy Ron (33:50.887)
I hope I get-
yes, please, man.
Thrak (33:54.864)
She sent you cases of water.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (33:55.864)
She, she, she straight up. So this was an actual, so Alex doesn't really do the beans meme anymore, but she did actually give Josh from Still Loading Podcast a can of beans when we met him in person. He still has it.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (33:57.077)
Hehehehehe
Matt(Geek Addicts) (34:08.953)
you
Thrak (34:10.04)
That's awesome.
Nave (34:10.254)
Beans is so 2023. Be honest with you. It's all about moodang now.
Thrak (34:16.536)
Send a hippo through the mail.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (34:16.88)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (34:17.625)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (34:20.357)
Naive, Naive I'm gonna need you to skip Persona 3 and I'm gonna need you to play a Shin Megami Tensei. I don't care which one, play it. Play 5!
Nave (34:20.686)
Yeah.
Nave (34:27.906)
Like I bought it. Look, I'm so, I'm so online brained. I'm terminally at Twittered out now, but every time a JRPG.
Thrak (34:35.652)
I know, I see your fucking comments on everything. And half the time I have to be like, don't comment, don't comment back, don't, no, let it go, let it go. I'm not starting a flame war with you.
Nave (34:39.886)
Matt(Geek Addicts) (34:44.505)
Yeah.
Nave (34:46.146)
Dude, fucking, but every single time a JRPG comes out on Xbox, I just snap decision buy it. Like I'm just like instantly day one. I'm just going to buy it because everyone's like.
Thrak (34:55.2)
Are you weeb-pilled right now? What the hell's wrong with you?
Philthy Ron (34:56.704)
Dave, I bought Infinite Wealth.
Nave (34:59.99)
Yes! Yes! Well, you're, what, have to, are you going to play it before or after Visions of Mana?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (35:02.265)
You
Thrak (35:02.272)
Yes, it's a great game.
Philthy Ron (35:08.339)
Shit! I'm gonna play it before. No, shit! Jerry's gonna yell at me, but fuck it, I'm gonna play it before Visions of Mana. Especially for that... I played like maybe an hour of it, but... If in a wealth just sounds good, It just sounds good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (35:09.613)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (35:09.979)
Yes.
Thrak (35:10.09)
At the same time. At the same fucking time.
Jake (35:10.106)
Are you gonna finish Vision Savannah?
Nave (35:13.133)
Yes.
Thrak (35:19.2)
I thought you were playing Visions of Mana.
Nave (35:29.006)
but you 7 though, yeah?
Thrak (35:29.037)
I I beat Guy Den the other day. Guy Den was really good.
Philthy Ron (35:31.503)
I'm really close to beating Seven. I got to the part where I'm going to meet Arakawa-san and I end up running into Gora Majima and he fucking annihilates me.
Nave (35:41.57)
Hmm.
Thrak (35:45.72)
yeah, the the the skill check. That's the game skill check because the game isn't that difficult up until that point. That's when the game gets hard as fuck. So if you. Yeah, exactly. So if you're struggling with them, go back and grind and then you'll be OK. What level you at?
Nave (35:47.83)
Yeah?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (35:49.762)
Hehehehe
Philthy Ron (35:53.457)
Yeah, I've had zero problems up to this point.
Nave (35:55.745)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (36:03.675)
I'd have to check. think I'm thinking we're in the 40s now. I've been doing like the little sewer dungeons grinding all that out getting
Thrak (36:09.642)
Have you found the like that one hobo that's like the metal slime?
Philthy Ron (36:14.567)
D'oh.
Thrak (36:15.51)
So in the sewers in seven, there is one specific part where there's one guy who's essentially like the metal slime, where if you beat him, you get a shit ton of XP. But he's in this like room with a bunch of other people. So you have to kind of focus on him because he will run away. Like he's good at dodging and he'll run away like a metal slime. Exactly. but it. Exactly. So, but, but when you focus on him, then you have to beat everybody else and you get it. Yeah. And you get a shit. So you.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (36:16.578)
haha
Philthy Ron (36:29.277)
Damn.
Nave (36:32.513)
Yeah, you classic.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (36:33.08)
Yeah, it's like the golden hand in Persona 4 Golden, where it just runs away.
Jake (36:35.086)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (36:40.273)
Or the Aramitama in Shin Megami Tensei. Haha, good one, Aaron.
Thrak (36:44.748)
But yeah, you get a shit ton of XP if you beat him. like when I played the game, I grinded in that area for probably like an hour plus just to be sure I was good enough to take out the final tower. But yeah, but if you can, if you can be, if you eventually can beat Majima, you can beat the rest of the game. So.
Philthy Ron (37:02.515)
That's good. I swear to God, I've tried to Mawshima like four times and every single time he goes right for Ichiban and just kills him in like two hits. Yeah.
Thrak (37:12.16)
Yep. Yeah, then you need to go grind, Or at least, like, upgrade your gear. You probably need some better gear, too.
Nave (37:16.942)
Well, if you, should have, you should have an ability that will keep you from dying like one time. If you, and then if you, if, so it lets your health drop to one and then yeah, it'll drop you out the one and then you just reactivate it so that you don't die right away. And so if you're having trouble keeping him alive, then I would just every turn just do that. Just to make sure he doesn't die. And then everyone else, it makes the fight take a lot longer. That's literally how I had to beat the final boss because the final boss is a piece of
Thrak (37:26.317)
yeah, there is that revival skill or something. Yeah.
Thrak (37:34.849)
Yeah.
Nave (37:46.68)
garbage dog shit. He literally...
Thrak (37:48.6)
The boss wasn't that it was the boss before the final boss was harder only because he was because he was a sponge like he took so like yeah, I didn't die on him, but he just took so many fucking hits to die because his defense was crazy. And then the final final boss wasn't really that bad. So but if but Infinite Wealth, I think I only died like twice. I kind of breezed through that game. That game was not hard at all.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (37:49.882)
Tell them how you really feel, Dave.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (37:52.409)
you
Nave (37:54.856)
You're right. That guy is who I'm thinking of. Yeah, and then he can one shot you.
Nave (38:07.382)
Yeah, I just realized that.
Nave (38:15.042)
Yeah, I didn't think it was that hard either.
Thrak (38:15.81)
So, and I beat Gaiden recently and Gaiden was not hard at all either. Like, it was pretty easy, unless I wanted to grind in the Colosseum, which I did not want to do. So I kind of gave up on that.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (38:15.856)
See, but.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (38:24.944)
See that's.
Nave (38:25.086)
metaphory fantasio though is hard as balls dude dude it is like yeah it's a lot more like
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (38:28.868)
Well, it's an atlas game. Persona 4 on very hard mode is very hard.
Thrak (38:29.717)
I've heard it's hard, yeah.
Jake (38:30.49)
is it?
Thrak (38:33.024)
Well, personas aren't that hard.
Thrak (38:38.494)
Yeah, but nobody fucking plays it on that except you. Everyone plays it on story mode.
Jake (38:39.866)
Yeah, I'm not going to play on the hard mode. Give me scrub mode.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (38:40.72)
But do you hate yourself? The best way, the best, I love Persona 4 Golden's very hard mode. The literal description is just, you hate yourself?
Philthy Ron (38:43.791)
Hahaha
Jake (38:46.031)
Yeah.
Thrak (38:52.728)
Yes.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (38:53.657)
you
Nave (38:54.636)
Yeah, I do.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (38:55.918)
And it and you play it and you go, Yes, I do. Because fuck
Nave (38:58.926)
Yeah, Rachel is watching me. playing a little I played some of the campaign of black ops 6 and right I just started to end Rachel saying she's like, what are you gonna play it on? I'm like veteran and she goes and then she just pulls out her laptop such playin fucking rotator or something cuz she doesn't about to get fucking frustrated because he games her ass but dude honestly besides
Thrak (38:59.33)
Exactly.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (39:10.357)
Yeah.
Thrak (39:11.512)
Yeah, I be I be I beat I beat that campaign on Sunday
Philthy Ron (39:12.318)
Hehehehehe
Matt(Geek Addicts) (39:14.105)
You
Nave (39:20.002)
Dude, the first level, it can eat shit. But dude, I'm almost done with the third level. These two levels, even on veteran, it's not even that bad because there's so much variety. I'm like shocked. I'm like, especially after Modern Warfare 3. I'm like, holy, what? This is really good. I'm like having fun.
Thrak (39:23.732)
Yeah
Thrak (39:32.28)
Me too. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. I played a good chunk of it unhardened and I was surprised. Eventually I had to bump it down to regular just to finish it out. But yeah, I was surprised as well. Like, there's quite a bit of stealth in there. There's like one mission that's essentially like Far Cry where it's like they give you an open map and you kind of have to like, yeah, yeah, they give you the yeah, because there's like three like.
Nave (39:48.567)
Yeah.
Nave (39:52.842)
Yeah, that's the mission I'm doing. You know, got a camera, you can...
Jake (39:53.562)
Really? Is that game?
Philthy Ron (39:53.693)
That's cool.
Thrak (39:57.942)
like samsites, they want you to blow up. There's like all these other little things, you know? And I went around and did everything. It was surprisingly pretty fun.
Nave (40:04.615)
It's like it's like they played hitman and they were like we can do this too like it's so weird
Thrak (40:08.544)
Yeah. There was one mission that specifically I was like, and also one later in the game where I'm like, these guys really like Remedy. You'll know when you get there because they're. Well, there's a there's a mission. Well, I will say there's a mission where they incorporate zombies into it. And the way they do it made me go like, these guys played control and thought this is fucking cool. We should do some of this. You'll see if you get there.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (40:11.235)
That's pretty fucking wild.
Nave (40:19.478)
Yeah, dude, like...
Jake (40:22.702)
random song and dance scene? that what it is? Get up and start dancing.
Philthy Ron (40:26.007)
for time travel.
Jake (40:31.994)
Okay.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (40:38.403)
with the zombies during the campaign?
Jake (40:38.586)
Is that game worth buying just for the single player? Like if you don't play online at all.
Thrak (40:38.657)
But yeah, I liked it. I got it on game. I got it on Game Pass. So for Game Pass, sure, why not? 70 bucks, I don't know. It's hard to justify 70 bucks for any game that isn't like a dragon, so.
Jake (40:44.376)
Right. Okay.
Nave (40:48.52)
I'm even...
Philthy Ron (40:54.331)
You got that multiplayer though at least, so you can keep coming back to that.
Thrak (40:57.13)
I'm not playing that shit. The skill floor is too high. I just don't have the time or energy to get good at it anymore. This is the first Call of Duty game I've-
Nave (40:57.228)
multiplayer is very fun. I also played the shit out of the multiplayer.
Jake (41:05.274)
tried Warzone and I installed within 10 minutes. I'm like, I'm good, I'm done.
Thrak (41:08.588)
Yeah, I haven't... I've...
Nave (41:09.038)
see, this is the thing. I don't like Warzone either, but I've been playing the shit out of the multiplayer and I was talking about it on the episode we just did for gaming together that I still got it. Like I'm still like top of the leaderboard in most games I play. I'm like, holy shit. I'm like, fuck it's shaking by the end of the match, but I'm like, I fucking did it.
Philthy Ron (41:24.445)
Holy shit.
Thrak (41:25.122)
See, I...
Yeah, I haven't played like I haven't played a cop Yeah, I haven't played a Call of Duty game in any form in like a decade so I'm rusty as shit But it was crazy when I but it was crazy when I played the campaign I was like this still controls exactly the same Like they have not changed the controls at all, which is fine with me though I like you can sprint you can sprint in any direction, which is cool. I like
Philthy Ron (41:28.979)
Those are the best. I love those kinds of matches. I have those a lot in Smite and Yu-Gi-Oh, dude. it's the best.
Jake (41:39.032)
Yeah, it's about where I'm at.
Philthy Ron (41:40.955)
even longer for me!
Nave (41:47.682)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (41:50.008)
I mean if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Nave (41:50.486)
Well, the biggest thing... Yeah, that's I was gonna say.
Thrak (41:54.688)
I like when you're sprinting and you hit crouch, you slide into cover. Like that's cool. I'm sure they've had that before, but.
Nave (41:58.166)
Yeah, well the way they did it before, yeah the way they did it before was you have to hold down...
Philthy Ron (42:00.371)
They've had this since Ghosts, bro. Since like 2014.
Thrak (42:02.872)
I didn't play Ghosts! Last one I played was Black Ops 2. That was the last one I played.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (42:04.944)
Well, you weren't into that realistic fish AI, but it had realistic fish AI. Like that was there's that was their selling point. They were like, look, when you go near the fish on the screen, they move away. And it's like Mario 64 did that, sir. Like years ago.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (42:05.174)
You
Jake (42:06.306)
Nobody played Ghost.
Philthy Ron (42:11.26)
yeah, and they had dogs?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (42:13.603)
What?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (42:21.037)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (42:22.301)
then they were just triangles.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (42:24.559)
Yeah.
Thrak (42:24.749)
Yeah.
Jake (42:24.974)
The power of the N64 yet again shows. Fish tech.
Thrak (42:27.16)
Call of Duty 64.
Nave (42:30.83)
There's an Andy Austin's YouTube video where he talks about the Mario fish, like how they changed over time. And that's it, this whole video. It's fucking awesome.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (42:36.723)
Okay.
Thrak (42:39.032)
some weird videos.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (42:39.097)
How long is it?
Nave (42:42.19)
But anyway, what I was saying was like before what you had to do was, how long is the video? Like 10 minutes, 15 minutes, not very long.
Philthy Ron (42:44.109)
How long is that video?
Thrak (42:45.218)
How long's the video, Nave? I talked over Matt.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (42:45.98)
I'm sorry.
Thrak (42:51.244)
I was hoping you were gonna say three hours. That would have been amazing.
Jake (42:51.477)
it's not a deep dive? Okay. Three hour deep dive into fish tech.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (42:51.619)
Jesus. That's kinda what I was hoping for too. I was saying I'm putting that on to go to sleep tonight.
Nave (42:54.078)
no. Yeah. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (42:56.243)
Jesus Christ.
Thrak (42:59.584)
Yeah.
Nave (43:00.97)
Unfortunately.
Philthy Ron (43:01.203)
Did you imagine 10 hours of aquatic ambience or like 10 hours of dire dire darks, dude?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (43:06.18)
Dude, those exist and I put them on every now and then when you need some chill music.
Jake (43:08.612)
Yeah, yeah, they totally do.
Thrak (43:11.031)
Your sticker brush symphony, that's a good one.
Philthy Ron (43:13.011)
Ooooo
Nave (43:13.346)
That guy makes good fucking videos though. Like he has this video where he follows the power lines in Grand Theft Auto 4.
Philthy Ron (43:17.107)
Gates of Hell from Bayonetta is really chill and I really like to fall asleep to that song. Okay, go.
Nave (43:23.022)
He follows the power lines in Grand Theft Auto 4 to see if they connect to anything and he maps them out like it's fun. He is insane. He plays like he plays Morrowind and he's like are these rivers like all the rivers in Morrowind are they actually rivers? What are they? These don't make sense. And then he maps he like goes into the geology of it and I'm just like this is great.
Thrak (43:24.664)
Was it a secret?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (43:30.422)
I love dumb videos like that that have no purpose.
Thrak (43:42.12)
You
Jake (43:44.602)
If that's what he thinks doesn't make sense, the whole game must be eye opening for him. The giant mushrooms.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (43:46.136)
I saw this video.
Nave (43:50.242)
Yeah!
Thrak (43:50.55)
Hahaha!
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (43:52.504)
I saw this video going around recently. It was a Simpsons hidden run video and the entire gimmick of the video was they were, the guy was trying to see if he could beat the entire game with the family sedan, like everything. by the, no, that's one of the best cars in the game. Yeah, like the yellow abomination that Homer made.
Thrak (44:04.011)
yeah.
Philthy Ron (44:04.819)
Car built for Homer.
Thrak (44:09.494)
The Homer, the Homer mobile.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (44:16.836)
Yeah, the pink car though, it's like he tried he tried to beat the entire game with and he got to like the races at the end. He couldn't beat Homer in one of the races towards the end where Homer's in like his sports car. And his way of beating it was he just basically blew up Homer's car so he couldn't win.
Thrak (44:33.356)
Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, you can just like, yeah, you can just run people over.
Philthy Ron (44:34.525)
That was me throughout all of
Matt(Geek Addicts) (44:34.531)
You
Nave (44:37.218)
Grant the photo.
Philthy Ron (44:38.471)
That was me in Need for Speed Pro Street. No, no carbon. There were those cool like cliff races where you raced against the bosses on a cliff and it was like this big drift race and you could auto-win, well not auto-win, but you could, if you knocked the enemy like off the cliff and that you basically commit murder, you can just take it easy the rest of the way through like down the cliff and then cross the finish line and bam, free car, free money.
Nave (44:47.618)
Yeah.
Nave (44:56.578)
Yeah
Thrak (45:03.832)
There you go.
Nave (45:04.002)
Dude, love the, yeah, the car is in rubble, but I mean.
Philthy Ron (45:06.451)
You get the pink slip though, god damn it, that's intact.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (45:06.98)
Ha ha ha.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (45:07.395)
Yeah.
Thrak (45:11.446)
Yeah, yeah, whenever I play a racing game, I am I'm like the I'm the dirtiest driver in the world. Like I will knock every fucker off the road. I got to win. I got to win this and horizon. Like Forza Horizon is fun to just like fuck shit up in that game.
Nave (45:12.398)
you can get the insurance claim.
Philthy Ron (45:18.515)
That's why I love burnouts so fucking much.
Philthy Ron (45:24.285)
We need to do... Do they still have online? I'm sure they still have online for like Burnout Paradise. We should fucking stream ourselves playing Burnout Paradise.
Nave (45:31.0)
Yeah, the remaster. The remaster does have multiplayer still, because it...
Thrak (45:31.18)
They might. They might. I don't know. Yeah, and that game is amazing. I love that game. It's the only burnout I've like genuinely played, so.
Philthy Ron (45:37.231)
It is fucking burnout is awesome bring back burnout Revenge revenge is backwards compatible and it's really good
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (45:43.472)
See you guys later.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (45:43.565)
bought the remake of that a while back and then I got really mad because you couldn't do like the trashing of the cars mode.
Jake (45:43.77)
Who's the publisher for that one?
Nave (45:45.325)
Revenge is good.
Thrak (45:47.64)
I think I own it.
Philthy Ron (45:50.801)
Yeah, or the the crash mode. Like that's the best mode in any racing game ever. The crash mode, just like a little puzzle where you just throw your car into oncoming traffic and cause as much fucking death and destruction as you can.
Nave (45:51.501)
Yeah.
Nave (46:06.446)
don't know if you played the panorama mode in Forza Motorsport, where you can open the doors up and turn the car engine on and be like, ooh, it's so realistic.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (46:06.881)
And that's.
Philthy Ron (46:14.675)
No, but that sounds cool.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (46:15.245)
Hahaha!
Thrak (46:15.447)
done that.
I'm like, this is like weird gooning material for like car people. Car gooners are weird, but I kinda like them.
Nave (46:22.295)
It is insane.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (46:26.832)
See, my favorite like racing game fail recently was the NASCAR 21 game that was so broken on launch it actually killed the company that made it. But it was like, but what it's hilarious because you'd be racing and then the cars in the field would like one of the one of the things in that game that your worst enemy isn't like other players. It's like the computer controlled cars because they just straight up kill each other like.
Thrak (46:36.353)
You
Nave (46:37.624)
Couple of games coming out this year that did that.
Thrak (46:40.222)
This bit of you
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (46:53.262)
just randomly, like you'll be just racing and they'll just cause like massive pileups. What's going on? No, you can't. They come for you. it. Yeah, it is.
Philthy Ron (46:53.971)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Matt(Geek Addicts) (46:54.061)
Heh.
Thrak (46:59.628)
You just hang in the back and then just go right around them. man. Don't bully me, I'll come.
Philthy Ron (47:02.939)
It's like the end of Yeah!
Nave (47:04.309)
They come for you.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (47:07.245)
Hehehehehe
Nave (47:08.332)
Well, really, it's like those videos of people playing GTA V and they're driving like MOX 3 and then a guy in the right lane just turns left suddenly in front of them and crashes into them.
Thrak (47:16.876)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (47:18.314)
I love I love looking up glitch compilations of like, yeah, they just run.
Philthy Ron (47:19.933)
the end of Talladega Nights.
Thrak (47:22.232)
Exactly.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (47:22.809)
You
Nave (47:23.113)
bullshit
Philthy Ron (47:24.669)
We belong, we belong, we belong with each other. They're just fucking all those cars are flipping and like on fire and shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (47:33.648)
and they run to the thing and it's like, well, because you can't your car didn't pass whoever was in third and then the other guy won finally.
Philthy Ron (47:43.611)
what is his name? Cal- Martin Jr. Cal Martin Jr. I think your house is haunted. How do I listen to the stereo and the TV at the same time?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (47:45.306)
Yep, Cal Nod Jr. Yeah. Can I win this time?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (47:49.113)
Jesus.
Nave (47:49.548)
I don't know how you guys remember these things.
Thrak (47:49.683)
Yep.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (47:56.346)
See, my favorite part is people act like that movie's a comedy, but you ask any NASCAR driver, and they'll be like, no, that movie's a documentary.
Thrak (48:02.68)
Yeah
Nave (48:03.544)
This really happened.
Philthy Ron (48:05.191)
Dave, what's your favorite line from Talladega Nights?
Thrak (48:05.356)
He was a man, he had a beard!
Nave (48:08.814)
I'm gonna be honest. I can't think of one. Wait, no, I'm on fire. He started saying people's names. Tom Cruise, help me. Something like that. Yeah, there we go.
Philthy Ron (48:12.211)
Awww.
Philthy Ron (48:18.685)
Put out this fire with
Thrak (48:18.7)
Help me Jesus, help me Jewish God, help me Tom Cruise, help me Oprah Winifred. Yeah, I've seen that movie a bunch.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (48:18.99)
Help, help me Tom Cruise. See, see my favorite is the the stick. The sticker is very large, dangerous and incompetent and inconvenient. But bad damn do I love Fig Newtons.
Philthy Ron (48:32.78)
But man are they delicious!
Thrak (48:32.984)
If you if you don't chew big red then fuck you
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (48:37.614)
You. I think.
Philthy Ron (48:39.123)
What about you, Matt? What's your favorite?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (48:41.209)
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Thrak (48:43.661)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (48:44.622)
See, my favorite is at the end. It's like, hello, Ricky Bobby. I saw your Highlander movie. It was shit.
Philthy Ron (48:44.977)
Maybe 10 years old, but I'll still kick your ass.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (48:47.865)
You
Thrak (48:54.207)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (48:54.329)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (48:54.743)
Hehehehehe
Thrak (48:59.096)
It's a great movie. It is. It was when Will Ferrell was funny.
Philthy Ron (48:59.379)
That movie's so good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:01.475)
I haven't seen it in so long.
Jake (49:01.528)
never seen it.
Philthy Ron (49:03.055)
What? Jake, you need to turn the...
Jake (49:04.366)
I've seen, I've seen Anchorman. I liked Anchorman, but I'm not a huge fan of Farrell, but we'll see.
Thrak (49:07.424)
Anchorman was good. Me either. He had a peak period, but like he fell off like pretty hard.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:13.847)
I think Talladega Nights was it. That was the peak period.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (49:16.272)
See, I love the scene where he's being interviewed and he's like, I don't know what to do with my hands and they just keep rising. They're like, put your hands down. He just immediately starts rising them again.
Philthy Ron (49:16.307)
Teladegan Nights was... it's... perfect.
Thrak (49:25.928)
He's like, well, we had a lot of help today with my crew chief. He helped me. And then people are just like putting his hands down. But he's like his hands are up like this. Like he's like like the offering, you know.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:26.719)
My wife...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:33.678)
My wife made that reference at work.
Philthy Ron (49:33.743)
Fuckin' heat!
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:38.659)
My wife made that reference at work and none of the kids there understood it. She just felt old.
Philthy Ron (49:38.672)
Fucking
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (49:42.468)
Yep.
Thrak (49:43.599)
man.
Philthy Ron (49:44.339)
He goes and delivers that pizza to his dad and like, I love this pizza, we are pizza. We are pizza, what the fuck does that mean? I don't know, I'm just supposed to say it.
Nave (49:53.005)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (49:53.144)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (49:53.145)
You
Thrak (49:54.188)
See I liked his cameo at was Austin Powers when when he gets thrown into like the the fire pit He's like I'm not dead. I'm just very badly burned He falls off the cliff or he falls off I broke my leg. Let me try. I broke my other leg and they're like really brutal breaking sounds like shit, dude And the first movie he gets burnt
Nave (49:57.856)
Yeah, dude.
Philthy Ron (50:00.569)
Mustafa.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (50:04.112)
You
Nave (50:04.238)
you
Philthy Ron (50:04.243)
Does anyone have a bandage? Or perhaps, some ointment?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (50:08.695)
I forgot he was in that.
Nave (50:10.412)
Can you up?
Philthy Ron (50:12.975)
yeah!
yeah, because it was like in the first movie he falls in a fire pit. Yeah.
Thrak (50:22.902)
Yep. And then in the second movie, he has like the bandages on, he has the gun and then he gets thrown off the cliff and he's like, I'm not dead, but man, that was a bad fall. I love those movies so fucking much.
Nave (50:27.021)
haha
Philthy Ron (50:34.269)
God damn it dude, that's so good. My leg is not quite broken. Maybe I'll try to stand up.
Thrak (50:42.008)
It's a really bad like breaking sound too, okay We're talking about Austin Powers
Philthy Ron (50:47.675)
Fucking A dude. it's so good. Hey, welcome to a video game podcast. Holy shit. Yeah, dude. There are awesome powers video games. Yeah, in car cooning.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (50:50.019)
Jesus
Jake (50:56.698)
Cargooning, yeah. It's all a Venn diagram that overlaps.
Thrak (50:57.88)
And they're all shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (50:58.512)
And they're not good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (50:59.691)
My god.
Thrak (51:01.733)
Exactly. All those Austin Powers games are awful.
Philthy Ron (51:05.565)
Then I bet.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (51:05.648)
You know what shit game I played recently that's really funny? I was playing the home improvement game on SNES.
Nave (51:06.744)
Where my love, GUWU fans at?
Thrak (51:13.706)
Oooooh? Ehhhh? The fuck Tim Allen?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (51:14.009)
There's a fucking home improvement game.
Jake (51:14.756)
So bad. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (51:14.887)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (51:16.42)
My favorite part about that game is that if you open up the instruction manual, it just says, real men don't need instructions.
Thrak (51:24.502)
Yeah. It's such a weird. It's a weird ass game for those who for for those who don't know. The game starts like you're on the set of Home Improvement, which, know, that to quote Jon Tron, I would pay to watch that show. I'd sit in the splash section, you know. But anyways, like Tim, Tim's just like, hey, we need the the Benford tools for the show that's sponsored by Benford. And I was like, you must have misplaced them. And Tim's like, and then he runs off to try to find the tools.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (51:25.278)
That's awesome. That's a troll move.
Nave (51:27.192)
Got him.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (51:51.415)
you
Matt(Geek Addicts) (51:52.269)
Hahaha
Philthy Ron (51:53.267)
OOAAAHH fuck the hell yeah
Thrak (51:54.388)
And all he finds is a note from some dude saying like, you got to go to the other sound stages to get the tools back. So you go to like the dinosaur one and Tim Allen with a fucking nail gun is shooting dinosaurs, trying to find these tools in the most like open ended bullshit fucking 2D platforming I've ever experienced in my life. It's amazing. It does have the theme song. It's not a good rendition of the theme song, but. Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (52:06.391)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:12.548)
I love those fucking, yeah.
Philthy Ron (52:13.523)
I hope the theme song plays on a loop the entire time. I hope so. That would be awesome. The bass kicks in.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:19.19)
Nah, the Super Nintendo.
Thrak (52:22.07)
That theme song, like, slaps though.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:25.064)
It's not as bad though as the Wayne's World Super Nintendo game with the version of Bohemian Rhapsody that is horrendous.
Jake (52:25.112)
Yeah, but not for hours on end.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (52:25.261)
Yeah.
Thrak (52:27.19)
No.
Thrak (52:31.06)
solid. that game is far worse. That game is so much worse.
Philthy Ron (52:38.675)
You were Bill and Ted on NES? Fuck that game.
Thrak (52:40.819)
Ugh, awful game.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:42.232)
shi-
Matt(Geek Addicts) (52:42.233)
she is.
Jake (52:42.372)
Pudding cups, that's great. The pudding tech.
Thrak (52:44.576)
I can't touch the grass?
Philthy Ron (52:45.395)
It's fucking isometric, yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:46.436)
Well, threat.
Jake (52:47.47)
Is there any good movie adaption games at all? Like any licensed games that are actually good?
Thrak (52:51.394)
Yeah, there's a few. Batman on the NES.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:52.16)
the I mean the way a Batman NES.
Nave (52:52.45)
The way that X-Men game, right?
Philthy Ron (52:55.875)
yeah.
Nave (52:57.154)
There's an X-Men game.
Jake (52:57.476)
That's not really a movie accurate though, right?
Thrak (52:59.092)
It's... No, but it has the story of the movie and it came out the same time. It was meant to be a tie-in to the movie.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (52:59.906)
It's kind, not really, but...
Jake (53:06.019)
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:06.904)
You it has the best weapon ever, the Batman, which is what they call the punch in that game.
Philthy Ron (53:10.831)
What about... What about... yeah, the amazing Spider-Man games? Those were good?
Thrak (53:11.48)
Yeah, you Batman your enemies to death. Spider-Man 2? The PS2 Gamecube one?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (53:14.935)
Yep, Spider-Man 2.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:15.108)
yeah, Spider-Man 2.
Nave (53:16.499)
X-men origins Wolverine was supposed to be insanely good. Yeah.
Jake (53:18.681)
Okay.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:20.432)
That's better than the movie.
Philthy Ron (53:20.635)
Lord of the Rings?
Thrak (53:20.992)
that game. See, I like that game, but I find it very boring. I don't know.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:28.122)
Well, once you've played like action
Matt(Geek Addicts) (53:28.353)
Now bear with me guys here, cars too. Cars too.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:32.528)
Cars 2 is legitimately a good racing game. yeah. So the console.
Philthy Ron (53:33.075)
Cars 2.
Nave (53:33.198)
Toy Story 3 is a good game!
Jake (53:35.522)
Is it really? Okay.
Thrak (53:36.884)
Toy Story 3 Slaps, that is a fun ass game.
Philthy Ron (53:39.315)
Street Fighter the movie the game
Nave (53:41.948)
Prince of Persia the movie the game the movie
Jake (53:42.106)
That's a classic.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (53:42.987)
Yeah
Thrak (53:43.224)
The console version. The console version that Capcom made in-house. was just SF's... Yeah, that was just them being like, eh, we'll just do Super Street Fighter II Turbo with these Mortal Kombat-looking characters.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (53:44.996)
The console version. Not the one made by the golf studio.
Philthy Ron (53:45.159)
Yeah
Jake (53:50.265)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (53:52.403)
Dude, Street Fighter Golf would slap so hard though. Where is that Capcom? Capcom Golf crossover? Dude, okay. Yep, now you're speaking my specific brand of Spanish, dude. That'd be awesome.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (53:57.369)
Imagine that.
Thrak (54:00.472)
Street Fighter Cross Neo Turf Masters. Let's go.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (54:10.093)
You
Jake (54:10.106)
They just gotta like stop Monster Hunter, stop Resident Evil, Street Fighter Golf. That's what we gotta do, yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (54:11.822)
I actually, excuse me. I was actually going through my Genesis games recently and I realized I bought a copy of Shaq Fu and I'm like, when did I buy this?
Philthy Ron (54:13.754)
Axe it all.
Philthy Ron (54:21.607)
Fuck yeah, frame it.
Thrak (54:21.748)
I bought a copy of Shaq Fu. Yeah, it's not good either.
Jake (54:22.904)
It's not bad. Yeah, I didn't mind it. I played that shit on the second channel as a kid. I loved that game.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (54:25.496)
It's just so fat. I just love the start of the game where it's like Shaq poo. He's just walking around in Tokyo and it's like, why am I in Tokyo? And then he falls into a portal and he's fighting some cat bitch.
Thrak (54:28.93)
Sega channel.
Thrak (54:35.401)
Yeah, some dude in a shop is like, hey you, come here. Why? Never mind this, go in this portal.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (54:35.833)
You
Jake (54:36.546)
Shaq doesn't need a reason.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (54:42.66)
What was the what was the Michael Jackson, not Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan game? Like was it chaos in the witty Swindy city? Was that one all
Philthy Ron (54:43.245)
Shack is just like, uh-huh.
Nave (54:45.719)
Hahaha
Thrak (54:45.848)
Thank much.
Chaos in the Windy City.
Jake (54:49.846)
Windy City. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (54:52.699)
in space.
Thrak (54:52.79)
Yeah, Amy Henning was involved in that game. Yes, she was. Yes.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (54:55.576)
She was, that was like one of her first games.
Philthy Ron (54:58.291)
I'm surprised they never made, whoops, surprised they never made any Adam Sandler movies in the games like Happy Gilmore, like a Happy Gilmore golf game. That would've been cool.
Nave (55:06.414)
Here's a little Nikki Game Boy Advance game.
Jake (55:06.798)
It's a little Nicky game.
Thrak (55:08.118)
I was about to say, there's a little Nicky game. was Game Boy Color.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:09.083)
there is?
Philthy Ron (55:11.923)
Why? Why not Happy Gilmore? That would have made way more sense.
Nave (55:14.538)
it is Game Boy Color. Whoopsies.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (55:15.118)
I'm actually amazed they didn't try to make like an 8 Crazy Nights game. I feel like that would have been...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:16.441)
Why not pixels?
Nave (55:19.138)
I'm also fucking-
Thrak (55:19.352)
Yeah, click. Yeah. Have the guys who made like the Telltale Walking Dead games make a click game. It's just like this like convoluted story. No, it's like it's like it. No, it's like heavy rain. Like have David Cage make the click game.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:20.075)
I would play that. I would play that shit. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (55:21.959)
Why not click?
Nave (55:23.118)
have no idea how I remembered this.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (55:24.599)
my God, click.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (55:30.097)
I love click. Click's... it's... it's not a... ugh.
Philthy Ron (55:30.483)
Fuck that Jackagil
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:31.353)
That'd be hilarious.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:35.597)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (55:37.651)
No! No! The entire like Big Mama's House series, all three Big Mama's House movies, but they're like telltale point-and-click games with like very convoluted stories and like lots of choices.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (55:40.708)
Jason?
Thrak (55:44.12)
No, it's like it's like no, it's it's like the quarry like who's gonna die
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:45.689)
Yeah
Jake (55:47.962)
They have to be movies for those.
Nave (55:52.886)
No, what I want is I want Little Nicky if it's like a persona game with like relationships and shit. So like you can get into a relationship with Popeye's Chicken.
Thrak (55:57.293)
Yeah
Philthy Ron (55:58.046)
Big Bobbitt's House ex persona?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (55:58.713)
That'd be awesome.
Thrak (56:00.024)
Shin Megami Big Mama's house. You're recruiting them like demons.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (56:07.088)
I remember, all I remember this reminded me of it was an old Metal Gear Solid 4 review. when like Eva shows up and she's referred to as Big Mama, the reviewer just cuts to Big Mama. So he's like, no, no, no, not that big, Mom. And I was just like.
Thrak (56:17.112)
Hey, mom. What a 2007 joke. I love it.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (56:24.238)
I know. was just like, damn.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (56:25.977)
Cheers.
Thrak (56:26.52)
You
Philthy Ron (56:27.549)
Dude, they need to do like a deuce bigelow male gigolo persona, or not persona.
Thrak (56:31.608)
Now that's the persona game. You're building your social links. these movies are terrible.
Philthy Ron (56:36.605)
Yeah, fuck it. yeah, through massaging women's feet and like whatever the fuck else he does in the movie. Dude, holy shit. What the fuck?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (56:37.6)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (56:46.82)
I just remember we were just talking about bad movie. I was just laughing as we brought up Click. That was one of the most poor, like poorly aged commercial ads for a movie ever. I just remember the scene where the woman's jogging is like, let's slow things down here. It's like, it's like, what the fuck is this?
Nave (56:47.645)
I blacked out for a second. What are we talking about?
Thrak (56:49.501)
Hehehehe
Philthy Ron (56:49.651)
Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo X persona.
Thrak (57:03.2)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (57:04.276)
my god, dude.
Jake (57:05.241)
Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (57:07.952)
Thanks
Thrak (57:08.546)
Though when he pauses it and kicks that dude into nuts like 3 million times is pretty funny.
Philthy Ron (57:10.631)
You're in my house now, grandma.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (57:12.258)
Yeah, he's like, why's my face hurt?
Nave (57:12.975)
I feel like every, I feel like everyone's had that thought. Like I wish I could pause time right now and punch you in the head. Like I wish I could, if I had the superpower, it would be to pause time and push you down until you can't get back up again.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (57:13.794)
Yeah.
Thrak (57:15.18)
You
Thrak (57:21.211)
yeah, absolutely.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (57:26.702)
Wasn't Christopher Walken the devil in that movie? Yeah.
Thrak (57:29.312)
Yeah, which is why it's not a good movie because they somehow underutilized Christopher Walken. Like, he didn't show up.
Jake (57:37.176)
You just gotta give him the screen and let him go, right? Like in Dune, have you seen Dune? He's just absurdly good for no reason in that movie.
Thrak (57:40.182)
Yeah. yeah. Or.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (57:41.316)
He's in Batman Returns.
Nave (57:44.494)
That was when he put the watch in his ass, right? In Dune?
Thrak (57:48.204)
That was Pulp Fiction.
Jake (57:48.878)
Yes, the same movie. Yeah.
Philthy Ron (57:50.163)
Do the line, Dave. Say the line.
Nave (57:54.253)
Get the watch up your ass. I don't remember what the line is. I don't I'm not good at this game
Thrak (57:56.856)
I had this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Philthy Ron (57:58.067)
They put the watch up his ass.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (57:58.713)
You're as funny.
I'm pretty sure the first time I ever saw Christopher walking in a movie was in fucking like Joe Dirt.
Thrak (58:07.0)
yeah, where he's the janitor and he's like, you do that again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron and he's like practicing it, but then he gets to use it. that's the character development.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (58:12.048)
I'm just.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (58:12.555)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (58:15.428)
I'm just like trying to think of like the kings of like overacting like like it's got to be like Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, Christopher Lloyd, like just like
Thrak (58:23.798)
I've- well, honestly, my favorite performance of his outside of like, well, my favorite Christopher Walken performance, if you guys have ever seen the Country Bears movie? He- Yeah, like he's the villain and he's like, he's like a megalomaniac, like guy who wants to tear the hall down. He's amazing. He goes fucking hard- but he goes hard as shit in that movie and it's amazing.
Philthy Ron (58:26.707)
Christopher Lloyd, 100%.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (58:32.63)
I'm gonna destroy Country Bear Hall! no, Country Bear Hall!
Philthy Ron (58:33.469)
Jesus God Christ on heaven.
Jake (58:36.74)
What?
Philthy Ron (58:38.835)
You
Philthy Ron (58:42.909)
Fuck, I'm a hero with country bears,
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (58:43.269)
He's,
There's an entire montage where he has these models of Country Bear Hall and he just keeps crushing them with a giant weight. And every time he... Yeah. But every time he...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (58:46.297)
You
Thrak (58:54.38)
And he's not wearing pants for some reason. He has everything else, but he's not wearing pants. And he's just like, and he keeps crushing it like, yes, like he's getting...
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:01.134)
No, but the best part is every time he does it, he literally just goes, no, Country Bear Hall. no, Country Bear.
Thrak (59:07.704)
It's awesome, seriously, like it's worth watching just for him
Matt(Geek Addicts) (59:09.273)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:11.269)
And then you find out. And then you find out later he's. the movie is legendarily awful because it's a bunch of animatronic bear costumes and they like.
Jake (59:11.519)
I didn't know that was a movie. I know the country bears from the parks, but not a movie.
Thrak (59:20.547)
it's a terrible movie, but he makes it worth it. He makes it worth-
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:23.682)
Isn't he like the arm? Don't they find a lady's like the arm farther? Like that's his whole like secret.
Thrak (59:28.434)
yeah, yeah, yeah, he does that, yeah, I don't know why.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:32.42)
What a dumb- what a dumb movie. But I remember that.
Philthy Ron (59:32.785)
harmful
Thrak (59:33.802)
Yeah, what dumb movie, but it has walking in it, so it makes it worth it. I love walking. There's so many movies I've only watched because of him.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (59:35.225)
You never fucking see kids do that anymore.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:37.934)
Walk-in's the only reason you watch that movie now.
Philthy Ron (59:43.805)
Jake, want you to say a line from Joe Dirt. Go.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:43.823)
What's
Jake (59:48.108)
No, but I'll give you one from Country Bears. The Country Bears were torn apart by the perils of their own success, ego, jealousy, and a little too much honey. The fuck is this movie?
Philthy Ron (59:50.109)
Damn it!
Philthy Ron (59:58.108)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (59:58.252)
another great, another great scene. Elton, Elton John has a cameo in it and the whole thing is they're like, the whole thing is they're like, they're like,
Thrak (01:00:03.544)
because of course he does.
Philthy Ron (01:00:05.843)
Are you sure you didn't- are you sure that's not the fucking horror movie reboot they did for Country Bears?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:10.096)
No, no, there's literally there's there's a scene where they go to Elton John's house and he's outside gardening and they're like, is that Elton John? They're like, no, Elton John's taller. And then the guy inside is like, that was Elton John. They're like, they like start beating up one of the bears for some reason. I forget the.
Thrak (01:00:10.232)
Elton John's the whore in the whore version
Jake (01:00:12.718)
They are terrifying.
Thrak (01:00:21.346)
You
Philthy Ron (01:00:29.799)
What the fuck?
Thrak (01:00:29.91)
It is a it is a weird movie like Don Henley's in the fucking movie at one point. Wyclef John. It's weird. Willie Nelson shows up.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:36.591)
Yeah.
Jake (01:00:38.126)
Well, that makes sense. I can see that.
Thrak (01:00:39.448)
Exhibit pit my ride
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:00:40.947)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:42.34)
no.
Philthy Ron (01:00:44.509)
Dude, what exhibit? I need to see this movie now. Anything with exhibit, I need to see. Exhibit's just-
Thrak (01:00:47.222)
Yes you do. yeah. I loved Pimp My Ride. Do you guys ever play the Pimp My Ride game? It's bad. It's... But the show, love that show. That show was so much fun.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:00:49.877)
Shit.
Philthy Ron (01:00:54.043)
No.
Nave (01:00:54.506)
Yes. Yeah, it's not very good.
Jake (01:00:54.85)
No.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:00:54.905)
Can't say I have.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:55.022)
No. If you want to talk bad racing games. I always remember like bad racing games. There's Jimmy Johnson's anything with an engine. That game's a piece of shit.
Jake (01:00:58.018)
You don't say.
Thrak (01:01:05.88)
You
Philthy Ron (01:01:09.917)
Why Clef Sean?
Nave (01:01:10.264)
Do you guys know what Steven Seagal looks like nowadays? Have you seen Steven Seagal lately?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:13.571)
No.
Philthy Ron (01:01:13.735)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:01:13.792)
Yes. yes. he talks like a slave now, or he's like, hell, you're gonna get these motherfuckers over. He's like, what's wrong, man? You're slipping. What's wrong, brother? It's like, why are you talking like that?
Jake (01:01:14.702)
He's a big boy. Yeah.
Nave (01:01:20.032)
He
He'd sew the same, that he's always smoking in every movie.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:01:25.881)
places.
Nave (01:01:32.27)
He... I was trying to remember who he was. was just like bad action movie actors. Scrawled for a second. Yeah, but the-
Thrak (01:01:37.034)
Neil Breen.
Philthy Ron (01:01:38.169)
dude, did get Neil Breen?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:39.85)
I scrolled down and I scrolled down on his Wikipedia. The first thing I see is he is a supporter of Vladimir Putin. Wonderful.
Philthy Ron (01:01:41.969)
Neil Breen's good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:01:48.706)
jeez.
Jake (01:01:48.782)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:01:48.876)
See, need Steven Seagal to, or I need Neil Breen to direct a Steven Seagal movie.
Philthy Ron (01:01:55.18)
Neil Breen would fucking... I feel like he would whip Steven Seagal into shape, man. Neil Breen's the hero we need.
Nave (01:01:55.854)
I Steven Seagal is just trying to get close to Putin so he gets some of that Google money.
Thrak (01:01:59.576)
No more books. Yeah, maybe.
Philthy Ron (01:02:08.349)
What's
Jake (01:02:08.73)
What was the movie that he was in and he was he was in the opening credits Steven Seagal and he died in the first 10 minutes. I think he was on a plane. Gosh, what movie was that? I love that movie.
Philthy Ron (01:02:17.363)
snakes on a same brand. Yep.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:02:19.459)
That's the first place my memory went to.
Thrak (01:02:22.072)
I can't remember was it on on deadly ground maybe I don't know Yeah, he wants to be black like he desperately wants to be black seriously
Jake (01:02:25.708)
No, he was Native American in that one, I think. He's a chameleon, he can play anything.
Philthy Ron (01:02:29.455)
fuck, no.
Nave (01:02:29.634)
Perfect. I love that. I love that.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:02:30.285)
Hahaha!
Jake (01:02:35.864)
Yeah, it's just a thing.
Philthy Ron (01:02:37.511)
and he desperately wants to be a kung fu master or whatever but he shit his pants that one time he got put in a sleeper hold?
Thrak (01:02:41.484)
Well, I think he is. think he's like actually trained in martial arts, but, you know, yeah, yeah. So go movies are their trip.
Nave (01:02:42.38)
Hahaha
Jake (01:02:42.434)
He's a keto. He's a keto, yes.
Philthy Ron (01:02:45.223)
But he shit his pants that one time and that was great.
Nave (01:02:52.014)
I don't think I've seen a single one.
Jake (01:02:52.782)
They have their place. They're next to Van Damme and Schwarzenegger. Some of them are better than others. I don't mind them.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:02:56.506)
Did Van Damme ever release that goddamn movie he's been making for like a hundred years? He's been-
Thrak (01:02:56.778)
Yeah, well, well-
Thrak (01:03:00.8)
I doubt it. I Schwarzenegger, I would put above because, you know, he's actually started in some like pretty interesting movies that are a little different for him. But, you know.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:03:09.796)
Is it bad? Is it bad when I think Schwarzenegger though? just immediately think Batman and Robin. It's the Ice Sage.
Nave (01:03:09.922)
You know, like the one where he got pregnant?
Thrak (01:03:11.864)
That is it.
Jake (01:03:13.082)
It's a classic.
Nave (01:03:14.158)
That was pretty good.
Philthy Ron (01:03:19.137)
I mean, that's not a bad one. That's pretty. He was, he did the fuck out of that role, man. The ice there, the ice man cometh. Yeah, dude.
Thrak (01:03:19.224)
He's the best part. He's the best part of that movie. Yeah.
Nave (01:03:20.864)
Yeah, that shit rocked. I didn't even know that was him.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:03:24.462)
I love that they based his characterization off of like Mr. Freeze's first appearance, which nobody has ever used in anything else.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:03:25.431)
Yeah. I used to see you.
Thrak (01:03:27.328)
Stay cool, bird boy.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:03:31.043)
Have an ice day.
Thrak (01:03:36.672)
Yeah, they tried to incorporate like the animated series stuff with like the wife frozen everything, but it's like it didn't work.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:03:44.676)
See, when I think of that movie, I just think of Batman and Robin tapping, clicking their heels together and ice skates pop out.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:03:50.093)
Do it.
Thrak (01:03:51.345)
I think of the back credit card. Without it. Or or or was it like the the like what like the fake lips or whatever? Like they put like silicone over their lips or something. Yeah, yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:03:52.526)
Yeah, the back never leave the cave without it. Yes, George Clooney.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:04:03.452)
something. I just I remember because there's like one line where like, where Batman is just like talking to Robin, he's like, shut up, dick. And it's like, it's like, it's like what a dumb line.
Jake (01:04:03.812)
Poison Ivy, yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:04:03.955)
EW
Thrak (01:04:12.6)
Like like isn't like they're doing like a chase scene on the roof and then for some reason Batman is just like I'm gonna stop Robin's Motorcycle so he doesn't get hurt, but he doesn't like on a roof where he almost slides off and fucking dies And I look and like Alicia Silverstone's in the movie playing clueless as Batgirl cuz you know that was the hot shit at the time
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:04:13.219)
Yeah
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:04:28.1)
I think that's the line too with like, with the.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:04:35.657)
I just remember the Robin line. Chicks did. I love the car. Chicks dig the car, right?
Philthy Ron (01:04:37.309)
hate her so much. I hate her as an actor.
fucking,
Nave (01:04:43.458)
Like a red versus blue line.
Thrak (01:04:44.428)
But I will defend Batman forever till I die.
Philthy Ron (01:04:46.547)
Dude, Alicia Silverstone did this movie, I forget what the fuck it's called, but it's just another shark movie where she gets stranded and there's sharks and like the entire movie, it probably is, and like the entire movie she does this annoying fucking grunt where it's like, AHHHH! Like, just look up, look up Alicia Silverstone's shark movie and watch it, it's stupid, but it's worth watching because she's annoying as shit.
Thrak (01:04:56.04)
It's probably called another shark movie
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:05:03.848)
You
Thrak (01:05:04.154)
Hahaha!
Thrak (01:05:08.408)
Let me see.
Jake (01:05:08.751)
What?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:05:13.028)
How many shark natos are there now?
Philthy Ron (01:05:15.325)
Like seven.
Thrak (01:05:15.426)
Too many. The Requien? Is that what it's called, Aaron? I type in Alicia Silverstone, shark movie, I get the requin.
Philthy Ron (01:05:19.283)
maybe let me look it up real fast.
Jake (01:05:26.649)
2022. That's that's recent. I didn't know she was still acting.
Thrak (01:05:29.246)
Very recent. And people ask, why was the requin so bad? It's a shark movie! There's only one good shark movie, and that is Jaws. Every other shark movie is shit.
Philthy Ron (01:05:29.255)
That might have been it actually. Yup, yup, yup, that's it.
Because she's in it, because she's the main character.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:05:43.811)
Wait, I like the Meg?
Philthy Ron (01:05:44.061)
That is the exact movie, okay, confirmed that is the right movie. Watch it. You will not regret it.
Thrak (01:05:49.058)
I don't want, I don't want to.
Jake (01:05:51.322)
What's the one with LL Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson? Deep Blue? Yeah, I like that one. That one was pretty good, yeah.
Thrak (01:05:54.872)
Deep Blue Sea? Yeah, that's like one of the few that I'm like, it's not terrible, but is it as good as Jaws? No. Jaws is, hey, they set the bar high with Jaws, okay? Jaws is still a great movie to this day.
Philthy Ron (01:05:56.371)
Deep blue? Deep blue sea?
Jake (01:06:04.878)
Man, your bar for shark movies is high.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:06:06.778)
Thank
Philthy Ron (01:06:07.623)
Dude, there's
Philthy Ron (01:06:13.191)
Deep Blue Sea gets extra points because there's that one point where Samuel L. Jackson is standing there like bitching to people and that shark Yeah, that shark comes up behind him and just like
Jake (01:06:14.106)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:06:18.828)
We've got to get away out of here. It's iconic, yeah. That is a great moment, I'll give it that. But it's only because of Samuel L. Jackson. It's not because of the shark.
Philthy Ron (01:06:25.447)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:06:28.915)
Then you get that Chappelle show bit.
Nave (01:06:29.75)
not even in the top 20 Samuel L. Jackson moments.
Jake (01:06:30.318)
Yeah, he's.
Philthy Ron (01:06:33.139)
Deep blue sea? They ate me. A fucking shark ate me. Drink, bitch!
Thrak (01:06:33.662)
no, probably not.
Thrak (01:06:38.424)
You
Jake (01:06:42.778)
He's one of those actors that just elevates whatever he's in, even if it's trash. It's like Denzel Washington, right? Like I don't want to see Gladiator 2, because I love that first one from 20 years ago, but I'm going to see it because Denzel's in it. I don't even care if he's just playing Train Day's character in this fucking movie. I'm going to see Gladiator 2 because of him.
Philthy Ron (01:06:51.047)
I just saw that commercial.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:06:59.257)
You
Nave (01:07:01.678)
I'm just thinking about the Samuel Jackson and the other guys when he jumps off the roof to the Foo Fighters.
Thrak (01:07:01.816)
I'm just surprised they're even doing a gladiator too, but, yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:07:11.289)
was great.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:07:11.616)
I got a confession to make. Sorry.
Thrak (01:07:13.656)
I love this has turned into a movie podcast. It's great.
Nave (01:07:14.51)
That was the song that played.
Philthy Ron (01:07:19.385)
It's my beer! It'll get you drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You may even fight someone or two!
Thrak (01:07:22.232)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:07:25.497)
You
Nave (01:07:30.382)
That's Dave Chappelle playing Samuel Jackson.
Thrak (01:07:30.616)
Ugh.
Philthy Ron (01:07:30.833)
Why are you yelling? Bitch I ain't yelling, cause that's how I talk. Ain't you seen my movies?
Thrak (01:07:36.589)
You
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:07:37.593)
You
Philthy Ron (01:07:39.272)
my god, new Chappelle show is so good. Listeners, go watch Chappelle's show. Fuck it, stop watching this and go watch Chappelle's show.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:07:44.377)
didn't last nearly long enough.
Nave (01:07:47.896)
Come back when you're done, give us a report. I expect it by Thursday morning.
Philthy Ron (01:07:50.355)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:07:53.747)
500 words, no more no less.
Jake (01:07:57.005)
Yeah, please include the top quote of your favorite shark movie and why it's deep blue sea.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:07:57.783)
Double space.
Philthy Ron (01:08:01.619)
Yes! We used to do that one of these nights, a shark movie, like we each pick a shark movie, we'd have like a fucking marathon.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:07.408)
movie night.
Thrak (01:08:11.49)
God. There's a lot of shark. No, there's a lot of shark movies. Trust me. There's a lot. Hundreds.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:08:12.601)
How many fucking shark movies are there?
Jake (01:08:13.754)
How many are there? Like, there's what, 12 shark movies ever? No. Is there? No.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:15.918)
Well, there's seven shark natos.
Philthy Ron (01:08:18.631)
But one per series, like one per series.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:20.464)
Does Sharkboy and Lavagirl count?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:08:21.657)
Too many.
Thrak (01:08:24.67)
No, get out of here. Can we just watch a montage of the wrestler shark boy when he tried to be Stone Cold Steve Austin for a while? That was fun. I'll know how much you guys know wrestling, but that was great. He got a head injury once and then he just like turned and he was just like cosplaying a Stone Cold Steve Austin. And instead of doing the beer, it was like clam juice. It was fucking weird as hell, but it was awesome. Like it was Shark Boy, like, you know, the shark thing.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:08:25.113)
There is a shark in it.
Nave (01:08:26.158)
Well, I mean, Austin Powers counts,
Jake (01:08:27.13)
I think it does.
Philthy Ron (01:08:28.251)
Okay boys.
Philthy Ron (01:08:34.483)
Dude.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:35.012)
I just remember that movie because freaking...
Philthy Ron (01:08:46.949)
Eww.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:47.742)
Ew.
Thrak (01:08:52.406)
And he was just like, I'm Stone Cold The Austin now. It was awesome. I recommend looking it up. It's funny.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:08:55.416)
Hahaha
Philthy Ron (01:08:56.797)
Dude.
I googled shark movies and the first seven that came up, you're not gonna believe this, this is like the perfect lineup. So Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, Shark Tale, Sharknado. Hold on. Open Water, The Mag, Shark Knight, and then The Shallows.
Thrak (01:09:06.315)
No, I believe it.
Yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:09:11.716)
shark. Hell yeah. With Will Fish, with Will Fish or whatever his name is.
Thrak (01:09:12.561)
Sharktail sharktail counts it fucking counts
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:09:12.919)
Hahaha!
Thrak (01:09:18.892)
Gonna slap it.
Meg.
Nave (01:09:23.822)
No Austin Powers. That's weird.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:09:24.551)
I forgot about this. I haven't thought about the slap in forever. That was that was a thing for like a month.
Thrak (01:09:28.182)
with frickin' laser beams.
Nave (01:09:30.079)
Yeah, sharks and Oscar powers.
Philthy Ron (01:09:30.995)
Sharks with- frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:09:34.467)
So, it's not a shark movie?
Thrak (01:09:35.345)
I like I like in gold member when like I like in gold member when he gets them, you know He's just like you're the best evil son and evil day I could ever ask for Pipe in a claim bong in a blitz. No
Philthy Ron (01:09:42.995)
Smoke in a pancake? Cigar in a waffle?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:09:43.674)
So it's not a shark movie, but Zom100 has a very interesting shark scene.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:09:48.8)
yeah, this the shark in some in some 100 it has lakes.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:09:53.177)
You
Philthy Ron (01:09:55.537)
Look son, if you've got an issue, here's a tissue.
greatest line in all of movie history. I'm doing it already, I can't be fucking stopped.
Thrak (01:10:00.325)
Don't don't don't make me quote Austin Powers. I'll do it all the rest of the Chuck and Joe Well, there is no pleasing you There are two things I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch what?
Jake (01:10:00.378)
There's a...
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:10:05.911)
Hahaha
Philthy Ron (01:10:08.947)
I love gold
Philthy Ron (01:10:16.775)
the Dutch.
Philthy Ron (01:10:23.121)
He's peeled off that big piece of skin on his arm. He's like, yes, that that's something. Yes. That's a good one. Yes.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:26.736)
Why is it always the Dutch? Because there's that and then there's the Billy Joel song.
Thrak (01:10:27.003)
that's a keeper. That's a keeper.
Nave (01:10:29.825)
Yo
Philthy Ron (01:10:33.031)
Hey man, I'm 75 % Dutch you son of a bitch.
Nave (01:10:35.576)
They have it coming. They have it coming. I just did some deep diving because I was curious about shark related movies. Did you guys remember this, this, this spy kids? Do you guys remember the spy kids? There was, well, there was a, there was a spinoff called the adventures of shark boy and lava girl. That could be in there.
Thrak (01:10:36.728)
You
Philthy Ron (01:10:43.185)
I'm just kidding, Bill, I'm sorry.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:47.845)
hell yeah.
Thrak (01:10:48.04)
I remember the Spy Kids, yeah, Robert Rodriguez.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:10:48.439)
yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:10:48.605)
Hell yeah. They're not Danny Trejo.
Jake (01:10:49.198)
Yeah, sure.
Thrak (01:10:53.026)
Sylvester Stallone was there. What the fuck?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:57.006)
Yeah, I mentioned this.
Thrak (01:10:58.378)
Yeah, Bill mentioned that. think you blacked out again.
Nave (01:11:01.526)
I must've.
Philthy Ron (01:11:02.503)
Wasn't George Lopez in that movie also? He's got like a big head. Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:11:03.001)
He was the villain.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:04.078)
Yeah, he's the villain and he's a giant face.
Thrak (01:11:08.342)
Yeah, well Stallone shows Stallone's a villain at one point. I love it. It's Spy Kids 3 where it's like the video game like Elijah Wood show- and Elijah Wood shows up and just dies immediately. Because he's the chosen one, right? Yeah, and then pshhh.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:15.11)
that movie's so bad. yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's that. That's my favorite thing. It's like, he's like, he's not the guy I am. And that they go into their first mission, he gets killed instantly. And all the kids are just like, Okay, Junie's the guy again.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:11:18.177)
immediately dies. He's like, I am the hero.
Nave (01:11:20.226)
Yeah, he's the guy.
He's the guy!
Thrak (01:11:27.209)
I'm the guy, yeah.
Okay, you're the guy now. Yeah. I think the kid who played Juni, yeah, what the fuck's his name? Okay.
Nave (01:11:35.662)
The movie is good.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:11:40.589)
can't even nose.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:40.772)
They both came back for Spy Kids 4.
Thrak (01:11:43.362)
There's a spy kids for. Where they were the adults was just spy spy kids all grown up.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:44.942)
Yeah, it had smell-o-vision. It had smell-o-vision.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:11:45.187)
That's news to me. Are you fucking serious?
Nave (01:11:47.767)
It was 4D.
Jake (01:11:48.046)
The one guy got kicked out, or not invited. Taylor Lautner, I think, is the one. Is he the one who didn't come back, I think?
Philthy Ron (01:11:48.381)
Smellivision, what the fuck is that?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:11:52.408)
my god.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:54.168)
No, Taylor Lartner was Sharkboy. He didn't come back for the Sharkboy sequel. That's what it was.
Philthy Ron (01:12:00.172)
I'm so yeah, I don't know man. I saw
Nave (01:12:02.601)
It's crazy that in Spike years 3 each of the minions was Joe Rogan. I can't believe they were able to afford him.
Thrak (01:12:07.864)
He was cheap back then nobody knew who he was
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:08.048)
you
Nave (01:12:12.881)
yeah, you're right. You're right. This is pre-JRE.
Jake (01:12:14.234)
Yeah, was Fear Factor era Joe Rogan.
Philthy Ron (01:12:14.419)
like he wasn't Chappelle's show. Let me tell you something you might not know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks.
Thrak (01:12:19.626)
fuck, fuck, that was, yeah, Mike Judge is in Spy Kids 3D, what the fuck? Yeah, Mike Judge is just hanging out, know, booo.
Nave (01:12:20.437)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:12:24.499)
Could you turn down the lights, please Joe Rogan?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:24.558)
Yeah, there's a lot of
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:12:27.481)
You
Nave (01:12:30.04)
Sylvester Stallone also in Spy Kids.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:12:30.169)
And I got that rock you've always hit your ass on.
Thrak (01:12:31.884)
Yes, Stallone, he's like the main villain of the whole thing, it's great. Like him and Antonio Banderas have a rivalry and I'm like, see now that's the Rocky movie I'd like. Those two beating the shit out of each other, that'd be funny.
Philthy Ron (01:12:37.105)
Mmm, mmm, peanut butter and crack sandwich.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:39.227)
yeah.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:42.498)
I always remember because he's in the game, he's like, who should I bring with me? I want my grandfather. And he shows up in his wheelchair and he's like, hmm, what do I do? And he just suddenly gets this power suit and he's like, see ya. He's like, bye Junie. As he's running off in the distance and Junie's like, well, fuck.
Nave (01:12:54.616)
It's like, what?
Thrak (01:12:59.19)
Yeah, yeah, well because he can walk again he like tries to go rogue and like fucking kill him Why aren't you?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:01.187)
How did that even happen?
Nave (01:13:02.136)
June-
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:04.814)
Yeah.
Philthy Ron (01:13:04.915)
Why are we still talking about Spy Kids, dude? Come on. We're talking... Yeah, Matt and I are talking about Tyrone Biggums, the superior show. Thank you, Red Balls!
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:07.728)
Because those movies are wonderful.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:08.131)
We should be talking about Tyrone Biggums. Cocaine in a can, baby!
Jake (01:13:08.378)
That's the new podcast on the network. Yeah, Spy Kids Talk.
Thrak (01:13:19.518)
Hehehehehe
Nave (01:13:20.782)
We need the Spy Kids Chappelle Show crossover.
Philthy Ron (01:13:23.231)
Dude, yup, that's the crossover that we really need in this day and age.
Thrak (01:13:24.087)
Yeah.
Nave (01:13:26.86)
The crossover fighter, the Moogan.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:28.749)
See, Chappelle's show didn't last long enough. It didn't last long enough for that epic crossover.
Nave (01:13:32.842)
No, there's enough characters in Chappelle's show to make a fighting game.
Philthy Ron (01:13:33.107)
you
Thrak (01:13:33.772)
Does Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch?
Philthy Ron (01:13:35.984)
God, that fucking...
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:37.039)
what the? They made a... they did a fifth Spy Kids. What the hell?
Thrak (01:13:40.522)
Of course they did. There's like six Home Alone movies.
Jake (01:13:41.668)
What?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:41.741)
Jesus.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:42.946)
And it's called it's called Spy Kids Armageddon. Like, what the fuck?
Philthy Ron (01:13:43.376)
It's...
Thrak (01:13:46.168)
The end times it's the end times we need the spy kids There's like six home alone movies. It doesn't surprise me
Philthy Ron (01:13:46.887)
Holy shit, Spy Kids Ragnarok?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:47.661)
Yeah
Jake (01:13:48.068)
where shit gets real.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:13:52.333)
Why do they become the X-Men? Jesus.
Jake (01:13:56.41)
That last one wasn't bad, I watched that. That Netflix, I think, exclusive. I mean, it's the bear-est attachment to the original one. I think they had Buzz from the original movie, was a cop in this one, I think it was. The bear-est connection.
Philthy Ron (01:13:56.531)
Dude.
Thrak (01:13:59.615)
No, no, thanks
Philthy Ron (01:14:00.295)
What, Spy Kids?
Thrak (01:14:03.709)
What, Home Alone?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:14:03.761)
Home Alone?
Thrak (01:14:06.88)
Unless Culkin shows up, I don't care. I feel like he would now. Like he'd be like, sure, why not?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:08.686)
I just remember the third one with like the different kid and he had a RC car.
Jake (01:14:13.77)
Yeah. Yeah. He's like in his arc of like, knows who he is, he's made enough money, and he'll do a cameo in AVGN. He'll do anything at this point, just for the fun of it.
Thrak (01:14:21.088)
See, I feel like Culkin, like he got over the drugs and all like the weird shit and he's just like in a good place now. Yeah, he's married to, fuck, what's her name? She was in the quarry. No, Brenda Song, yeah, she was in Sweet Life of Zack and Cody, The Prindle, I remember The Prindle bit. And then she's in the, or F. Mr. Mosley was a beast, I loved him.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:25.52)
He's married with a kid now, I think. he's... The kid from... Brenda Song. Brenda Song.
Philthy Ron (01:14:31.633)
Reese Witherspoon.
Philthy Ron (01:14:36.06)
shit.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:14:38.683)
no shit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:39.78)
Pfft, mental.
Philthy Ron (01:14:40.771)
yeah. Would you like me to turn on the radio? Would you like am or FOOM? Yeah, okay, Thrak. Yeah, dude, holy shit. I like how we're the only ones that get that shit.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:14:50.329)
You
Thrak (01:14:50.646)
But, but, but Brenda's song, she's in the quarry, which I thought was cool. But yeah, like, Hulkin seems chill. Like, he shows up on Red Loader Media all the time and he's just a perfect fit.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:59.746)
If you want to talk about like child actors that are in weird careers now, frickin Frankie Munoz is a NASCAR driver. yeah, Frank, he just straight up. No, he's Frankie Munoz is just like chillin in NASCAR, trying to find rides now. It's like, OK, good for you, bud.
Thrak (01:15:06.774)
Is he really? That's awesome.
Philthy Ron (01:15:07.027)
That's not weird, that's cool.
Jake (01:15:08.078)
Yeah, jockey I expected, not NASCAR.
Thrak (01:15:11.903)
Yeah
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:15:13.335)
You
Philthy Ron (01:15:17.235)
Dude! And fucking, nobody knows where the fuck, like the kid who played Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle, I forget what his name like Derek Per Sullivan I think? Like, nobody knows where that motherfucker is. He just like, disappeared. Maybe three... Hopefully. I hope. He's hiding around in the vents.
Thrak (01:15:30.232)
He's in the super pod network somewhere. He's hiding
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:15:34.446)
The best part was though, like, you'd be watching, I was gonna say you'd be watching a race that he was in and like the commentators would be like, and here we have Frankie Munoz and one's like, Malcolm's in the middle right now. And it's just like, and I'm just like, yeah, they.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:15:36.739)
He's hiding in the discord.
Thrak (01:15:39.84)
What's fu-
Thrak (01:15:48.408)
Shut up.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:15:48.802)
Hahaha
Jake (01:15:51.194)
It's a joke I'm sure never gets old on NASCAR.
Philthy Ron (01:15:51.603)
You
Thrak (01:15:53.366)
Well, it, well, speaking of Dewey in high school, a friend of mine, he looked just like Dewey. So we all just like called him that. And then he took his school ID and like, like made a fake one of like of like a picture of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle on it. And for the last name, it was the no last name with no spaces, because there's that one episode where it's like their last name is no last name. And the funny thing is he wore that for like two years and nobody caught on except us.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:16:21.633)
Hehehehehe
Thrak (01:16:22.528)
Like, I'd seen security guards look at it and look at him and be like, yeah, you're good.
Philthy Ron (01:16:23.155)
That's awesome.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:16:27.267)
That's great.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:28.964)
That was like we had a.
Philthy Ron (01:16:29.095)
You security guards at your school? What the fuck?
Thrak (01:16:31.596)
Yeah, yeah, we had like two.
Philthy Ron (01:16:34.899)
That's crazy. No, my school was fucking tiny, man. My graduating class was like 25 people.
Nave (01:16:35.244)
You didn't have security guards at your school?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:16:35.289)
Cheers.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:42.33)
We, I was in a Vogue school, which was literally a hole in the woods,
Thrak (01:16:42.371)
mine was big. Mine was big.
Jake (01:16:42.67)
What?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:16:45.059)
I mean, I...
Thrak (01:16:47.948)
Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:16:48.185)
I I had a pretty decent sized class, but they didn't even install cameras until I was already like leaving.
Philthy Ron (01:16:53.767)
Yeah. Yeah.
Thrak (01:16:55.178)
yeah, we had like cameras, the whole thing. We didn't have the metal detectors. It wasn't up to that point. But. Well, the. Well, let's think we had we would have a bomb threat once in a while. There was one kid who, like, threatened to shoot up the school and then like that day, like the cops just met him as soon as he showed up, which is like, I don't think he I don't think he meant it, but you
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:55.428)
See.
Jake (01:16:55.609)
No.
Philthy Ron (01:16:59.441)
We don't have that either, We're just po-tunk ass Iowa.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:00.012)
See, are we?
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:17:01.145)
We got plenty of bomb threats though.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:12.77)
yeah, that happens. The best thing I ever hit.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:17:16.045)
Well yeah, if you mean it, you don't announce it, you just do it.
Thrak (01:17:17.655)
Well, yeah, yeah. Well, he only said that because he got into a fight and lost because well, because where well, because where I went to high where I went to high school, like right across the street is like like the community park. And still to this day, that's where like all the kids after school just like hang out and smoke weed or whatever.
Philthy Ron (01:17:23.141)
What the fuck? You lose a fight like, I'm gonna blow up the school because I lost this best fight! Fucking... kneeling on the ground.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:17:23.618)
I figures.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:23.993)
We hit it.
Nave (01:17:24.907)
I'd do that too.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:37.712)
See, when I was in middle school, we had a legit bomb threat and we were out of school for two days. So this dumbass thought, ooh, maybe we can get out of school for more days. So he legit went into the office and just put a note on the desk saying there's a bomb in the school. We never saw him again after that. No, we never saw him again after that.
Philthy Ron (01:17:38.781)
Clear bomb threats.
Thrak (01:17:40.107)
Yeah.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:17:40.281)
Hmm.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:17:52.473)
Did it work?
Nave (01:17:58.19)
That guy's in a fucking black site, CIA fucking, he's in a dark room.
Philthy Ron (01:17:59.026)
man.
Thrak (01:18:01.634)
Bomb squad took care of him.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:18:03.45)
No, they someone came into the classroom. He was he was escorted out and I think he got transferred to another school.
Philthy Ron (01:18:03.795)
He got genji'd like a motherfucker, he got assassinated.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:18:03.801)
Cheers.
Nave (01:18:07.49)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:18:08.319)
Yeah
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:18:09.625)
You
Thrak (01:18:11.992)
Agent 47 went up behind him with the tripwire. Where's the bomb? It's been 10 years.
Nave (01:18:12.502)
Legends say he's still being waterboarded.
Philthy Ron (01:18:12.605)
Dude.
Philthy Ron (01:18:16.839)
There was...
Nave (01:18:18.396)
Where is it? We saw it
Philthy Ron (01:18:20.979)
There was this one guy in our school... I forget what his name was, but there was this one guy that went to our school that's He went to our like game club after school where we played like Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic and shit. And I thought he was awesome because he wore a cool trench coat and he was goth as fuck. But then... But then one time... Hold on... No... No then... No, he...
Nave (01:18:22.35)
you
Thrak (01:18:25.272)
you
Thrak (01:18:33.036)
fucking nerds.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:18:39.193)
Letting kids go strapped
Nave (01:18:41.002)
AK-47 on you one day is no longer cool.
Thrak (01:18:44.376)
He either pulled a gun or his dick out of that trench coat, there's nothing else.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:18:48.129)
Hahaha
Philthy Ron (01:18:49.671)
He declared a bomb threat or not like I don't know how he did it but he threatened to blow up the school or burn down the school or something so like they they kind of closed on the school for a couple of days while they tried to find where this dude was. He was just at home. What? In Oklahoma?
Nave (01:19:01.026)
God, I wish my school got bomb threats and shit. We never got any of that shit. We had to go to school every day. Yeah, yeah, fucking people brought guns to school. Like there were just guns and cars outside in the parking lot. Like everyone.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:19:04.953)
You
Thrak (01:19:06.104)
Well, you're in Oklahoma. Well, you're in Oklahoma. There was already a bombing there once.
Jake (01:19:10.318)
Yeah, you already have the bigger ones, yeah.
Thrak (01:19:14.282)
Again, you're in Oklahoma. That doesn't sound out of the ordinary.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:16.056)
see, we never, we never had like, we never had weapons problems, we just had drug problems, like all the time, like they would do drug searches. And there was this one kid in my shop who was like such a pothead, like he was he had it like all throughout the school the second they'd asked the drug search, he just fucking vanished. And like, it was just like, well, he ran to his locker, and then like went to three other lockers and then just gone.
Philthy Ron (01:19:16.461)
Just having shootouts on the fucking school parking lot. Hey, you creeped out off school property.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:19:18.873)
You
Nave (01:19:19.163)
Yeah, we settled fights with duels.
Thrak (01:19:35.864)
In a cloud of smoke.
Philthy Ron (01:19:36.627)
Jesus.
Philthy Ron (01:19:42.461)
that disappears.
Thrak (01:19:42.776)
Shit.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:19:44.554)
You know as funny as whenever they bring in the dogs to have like the random like you know that the the pot sniffing dogs It'd be so funny how fast the the parking lot would clear out as soon as the dogs came in. Everybody just fucking dips
Thrak (01:19:48.405)
Yeah.
Yep, I remember that.
Thrak (01:19:58.705)
you
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:59.502)
My favorite is one of the drug sniffing dogs. Someone had their lunch in their bag and the dog just like went and destroyed his bag and it had no drugs in it. they were...
Thrak (01:20:06.007)
Man.
Philthy Ron (01:20:06.195)
It's just a fucking salami sandwich or something
Jake (01:20:08.239)
It was infused.
Thrak (01:20:09.594)
They're like, we got something. it's just some kids Sammy
Nave (01:20:12.691)
Not my sloppy Sammy.
Jake (01:20:13.164)
It was that good Nutella.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:20:14.576)
The best part was though, actually... You know what the best part was though? Because it was a school bag. This was the most hilarious thing ever. Because it was a school bag, all of his school work was in there. The dog straight up ate his homework. And the teacher literally was like...
Philthy Ron (01:20:14.749)
Not my Lunchable.
Thrak (01:20:14.904)
You
I remember sloppy Sammy. She was she was a piece of work.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:20:21.177)
You
Philthy Ron (01:20:23.219)
Ayyyy
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:20:24.803)
Hehehehehe
Thrak (01:20:33.656)
man.
Philthy Ron (01:20:34.045)
Hell yeah, dude. Thank God for drug sniffing dogs.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:20:34.496)
Nice.
Thrak (01:20:37.784)
God bless him.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:20:39.588)
The teacher literally was like, all right, comar time. And he literally pulls up this shredded thing. And he's like, and they're just like, the teacher literally just looks at him and goes, son of a bitch. He's like, he literally was like, all right, you'll get this one the one time. He had the evidence right there. was destroyed.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:20:50.591)
Hahaha
Thrak (01:20:53.72)
It's like you're...
Philthy Ron (01:20:55.283)
Crack sniffing dog ate my homework.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:21:00.633)
tail as old as time.
Thrak (01:21:01.356)
That's amazing.
Philthy Ron (01:21:03.379)
This paper just says I smoke crack but then it's like the The paper smelling dog it detects paper
Thrak (01:21:08.439)
Eat the paper dog eat it
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:21:08.889)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:11.289)
I thought
Nave (01:21:11.584)
What is it? Tyrone the dog? What is it? The guy?
Thrak (01:21:15.512)
He was just trying to snort the crack off the paper. He got addicted.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:17.978)
think another...
Nave (01:21:23.03)
What is that character from Dave Chappelle? Got any more of that crap? Yeah, Tyrone Bigums, but it's a dog.
Philthy Ron (01:21:26.195)
Tyrone Biggums. Where have you been? We've already done this.
Thrak (01:21:31.064)
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
Nave (01:21:31.276)
I know, I'm bringing it back.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:21:31.417)
You
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:32.988)
you
Philthy Ron (01:21:34.331)
Mmm, peanut butter and crack sandwich. Yeah, just waiting for it. I said, give me a damn sandwich.
Thrak (01:21:42.616)
That's my only Chappelle show quote. all I got.
Philthy Ron (01:21:43.992)
my god, dude, that was so good.
Philthy Ron (01:21:49.287)
Hose Dave, Dave Hose. That's it for me. Holy fuck, I'm lightheaded as fuck.
Nave (01:21:57.24)
Do be like that.
Philthy Ron (01:21:59.123)
How much you guys? Is that it? Is this the end?
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:01.218)
Yeah.
Nave (01:22:03.241)
No, I think there's a gas leak over there in your residence. We're doing okay.
Philthy Ron (01:22:07.803)
no those bomb threat
Nave (01:22:09.698)
Yeah, the adrenaline's got you.
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:22:10.198)
Again?
Thrak (01:22:11.291)
He needs he needs the tea. It's the only way it'll stop the bomb threat.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:12.154)
No.
Are you gonna release the hounds or the bees or the hounds that shoot bees out of their mouth? That's a Simpsons reference.
Philthy Ron (01:22:21.395)
sounds cool as hell. I'm gonna I'm gonna end it on the that one cool part in I think Resident Evil 2 or 3 the movie not the game Resident Evil 2 or 3 the movie where they have that shotgun that shoots quarters and Nichols and ship that was cool. That's it. That's the end of this fucking episode of whatever the fuck this is the superpods super show. How should yes do the Mario
Thrak (01:22:24.696)
Yeah, I got that.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:44.206)
You are the master of unlocking.
Thrak (01:22:46.807)
You
Jake (01:22:47.172)
Do the Mario.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:50.6)
swing your arms from side to side. That's all I remember.
Philthy Ron (01:22:50.844)
I-I-I-I-
Philthy Ron (01:22:55.453)
Give me a round of goodbyes everybody.
Nave (01:22:58.755)
Goodbye.
Thrak (01:23:00.012)
Bye bye. We can't do this. We're fucked.
Jake (01:23:00.858)
We're real good at this, huh? We're a fine group of podcasters, very experienced.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:01.437)
See, have a good one.
Nave (01:23:01.909)
Hahaha
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:23:02.361)
See ya!
Matt(Geek Addicts) (01:23:10.009)
I did!
Philthy Ron (01:23:10.557)
Betsy, bye, come on. peanut butter and crack sandwich.
Nave (01:23:10.894)
cooked.
Bill (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:13.501)
you