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Welcome to Tales of the Broken Realm, A multistory episodic Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. Where the Dungeon Master is changing once their story has been told, all within the same world. Sit back and enjoy this adventure.
Adam: Well met, adventurers.
This is Adam here from
Tales of the Broken Realms.
I'm just coming on here to let you
know that with Sam's episode two,
we did run into some audio issues,
and we missed about the first 30
minutes of the start of the session.
So apologies for that.
I also want to forewarn you that when
Caleb starts d- dungeon mastering
for his session, we did run into
some audio issues there as well.
So we will do a recap just like we
will for the first 30 minutes that
we missed here, as well as we'll do a
recap for Caleb's, which is coming up.
So, uh, f- without further
ado, here is the recap.
The party walks through the
mist and gets to the town.
They walk to the nearest inn, a tavern,
and as they walk through the doors, they
seem that everything's normal in there.
The townsfolks are not
freaking out about the mist.
They are having a jolly good time.
Everything seems perfectly okay.
Um, they approach the barkeep.
The barkeep asks for the finest
ales, hands the party them.
As the party looks out the window,
the town looks sunshine, looks
like a nice summer day, but they
just came through all of this, and
they know that the mist is there.
Um, so they start
investigating a little further.
Uh, Reggie throws a rock through the
window, and it breaks the immersion.
And you o- understand that the
immersion itself is some kind of, uh,
magical force field around the tavern
keeping everyone seemingly okay.
Um, as they continue to press the
barkeep, uh, they're not getting
much information out of the way.
They end up hearing in the distance
a scream and some moans happening.
The party immediately leaves the tavern
into the mist of the town and get
to the town square with the church.
Um, they are encountered by hulking
figures attacking a lone, uh, paladin.
That would be Sky's character,
an introduction to Sky, uh,
coming on for Sam's episode two.
Um, with that, we pick up in the middle
of combat against these hulking figures,
and you just have to see how it goes.
So enjoy.
Speaker 2: Hit.
Speaker 3: Did you double
your damage for your crit?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
Making
Adam: sure.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Adam: Wonderful.
Speaker 3: All right.
Where we at?
Speaker 2: Uh, we are bad guy.
Speaker 3: Bad guy, bad guy.
Bad guy in front of Reggie.
That one's gonna swing on Reggie.
Uh, ooh, that's four.
But I don't think any of those
are gonna h- oh, one's gonna hit.
17 on the die will hit,
plus their, uh, plus nine.
So that's just Reggie, to you.
That's the same 14
slashing and 10 necrotic.
And the best- But you're resistant
... half 'cause you're in the-
Adam: Yeah ... mm-hmm,
Speaker 3: aura of life.
Adam: So how much
Speaker 3: damage?
And then it's gonna...
Is...
No.
And it's gonna make its attack on, uh...
Anya, did you move out of the way?
Do bonus action to get out of there?
Did
Speaker 4: not.
Speaker 3: Did not?
Okay, it's gonna swing at you.
Um, only one's gonna hit.
Like, these dice are suck.
Um, for the same 14
slashing and 10 necrotic.
Adam: All right.
So 14 and 10-
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm
Adam: is the total damage-
Half of 10 ... or a half of 10?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Adam: All right.
And then I'm enraged, so
I get half damage- That's
right ... to slashing, so 7 and 5.
Wonderful.
So 12.
Yep,
Speaker 3: yep, yep.
Adam: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
And then we go to top of initiative.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Okay.
Uh, I'm looking pretty,
pretty fucked up here.
So I am gonna channel divinity.
They all need to make me a
wisdom saving throw, DC 17.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Wisdom saves, they have a plus 5 to this.
Speaker 4: Ooh.
Speaker 3: Nat 1, that's
a 19, that's a 10.
It's only one.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Okay.
Um, then that one, uh, I did
turn undead, so it is frightened-
Awesome ... of me, and has to-
Okay ... incapacitated, run away.
Yeah.
And it also takes 5d8 m- um- Wonderful
radiance, which will be- We'll
Speaker 3: say, we'll say that one's the
big, the one in front of you, the big boy
... Adam: 21
Speaker 4: radiance Is it immune
Adam: to frightened, though?
Speaker 3: It is immune to frightened.
Is immune It is immune to
frightened, but it's still, uh- Okay.
I just wanna make sure
... incapacitated ... takes damage
... Adam: for one minute.
Speaker 4: Incapacited, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
Uh, if, so if it's incapacitated,
can I leave without being hit?
Speaker 3: Uh, you can.
There's still the other one that's on
you since you and Anya kind of flanked.
The, the, there's the,
there's two in front of you.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take it- There's the big one
... Speaker 4: and I'm gonna run.
Speaker 3: Okay, awesome.
So he'll use, um, react, his reaction
to make an opportunity attack.
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3: Uh, that's gonna be
an 11, nine, an, a dirty 20.
Doesn't hit.
Speaker 4: Does not hit.
Speaker 3: And-
Speaker 4: Awesome ... I'm booking
my full, uh, 30 feet and I'm running.
Speaker 3: Great.
Perfect.
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Smart, smart.
Speaker 4: I got your
back, girl, from back here.
Adam: All right, where we
Speaker 4: at?
Who's
Adam: next?
I
Speaker 4: hope that-
Speaker 2: Me
... Speaker 4: definitely wasn't
Speaker 2: trying to- That is going to
be- ... manage my 50 HP ... to Adam.
Yeah, Adam.
Adam: Me.
Speaker 6: Reggie.
Adam, remember you have, uh, advantage-
Speaker 2: Adam ... and stuff
Speaker 6: like that.
Adam: Yeah.
Let me-
Speaker 5: And you're raging.
Adam: Yeah.
Technically I have advantage no matter.
I was gonna say, you get quad
Speaker 5: damage.
Adam: Nat 20 on that one.
I rolled a 1 and then I rolled a 20.
Beautiful.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Adam: So that's just the first hit.
Wow.
And then let me do the second hit
so I can get that out of the way.
Come on.
All right, that's 25
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
Adam: Yeah So they both hit Okay,
Speaker 3: both hit
Adam: All right.
One's crit damage and
one is normal damage.
So how did you wanna do crit damage?
Double roll or max damage?
Uh, max, max on one.
Max on one Let's do max on one and we'll
Speaker 3: do regular
Adam: Okay.
Um- Yeah, I think that'll be
fine ... so that'll be 17 on one.
Speaker 3: Okay
Adam: And the other one will be
10 on the other, so 27 damage.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Looking pretty hurt.
Adam: Yep.
Speaker 3: You have two, two of these
bad guys are looking pretty hurt.
The third one that's on Anya
is still pretty healthy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
It is bad guy's turn.
Speaker 3: Bad guy's turn.
So the one that just, that just got hit
is gonna roll its attacks against Reggie.
That is a nat one, a 15 plus nine, and a
16 plus nine, so two of those will hit.
So that's gonna be the 28
slashing and 20 necrotic.
Adam: That's no longer halved, right?
Speaker 3: That's, those
are two different attacks.
Uh- Yeah.
I think 'cause you moved- I don't
Speaker 4: know if they'd be.
Yeah, not half 30 feet,
my thing is 30 feet
Speaker 3: But you booked 30
feet in the opposite direction.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
But they could be on the outside,
the edge, just the little rim-
Speaker 3: You could, uh, you
could roll me- ... action ... a,
a, a, a D20 and beat a 15.
Okay.
15 or higher.
Speaker 4: I rolled a 15.
Speaker 3: There you go.
All right.
So you're, Reggie, you're just
on the outskirts of this thing.
You're on the rim You get the...
Yeah, you're just on the rim there.
You got
Adam: it.
All right, so tell me the damage again.
You
Speaker 3: got it.
It's a 28 slashing, a 20 necrotic.
Adam: So 10 and- So you take half
of those ... 10 and 10 and 14 then.
Okay.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Adam: So 24.
So it's gonna be
Speaker 3: one whole attack.
Adam: Twice, right?
24 twice?
Yeah.
So 48 total.
Okay.
Speaker 3: No, it's, it's, it's, uh,
Adam: it's- Or-
Speaker 3: Each hit is 14 slashing and 10
necrotic and only two of those hit you.
Mm-hmm.
So it's 28 total slashing out of the
two attacks and 10 total necrotic.
Adam: You already halved those, right?
Speaker 3: No.
Adam: No.
Speaker 3: No, no.
Adam: So then it would be
half of 28, which would be 14.
14, correct.
And then half of 20- Half
of 20 ... which would be 10.
Correct.
And that counts for the t-
Both attacks ... both attacks.
That's- Okay.
Yep.
So tw- so 24 damage total.
Okay.
Yep.
I thought you were doing it individually.
No, no, no,
no, no.
No,
you're good.
Okay.
All right.
And then
Speaker 2: this other- All right
Adam: I'm still good,
guys ... poor bad guy.
We're good.
Don't worry about me.
Reggie turns around,
gives a big old thumbs up.
Reggie.
Did, uh- And
Speaker 2: the bad guy
where are you at in, in organ- or order?
'Cause the bad guy went and then
it's supposed to go to Anya.
Adam: Didn't you already, already go?
The, the big bad goes...
It g- so, so it goes, it
Speaker 2: goes- I, Adam, bad guy-
Yeah ... Anya, Caleb, me, bad guy,
bad guy And then the two other
Adam: bad guys.
Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh.
So who just went?
That's my turn out of...
I thought it was the
two bad guys at the end.
Adam: No.
Speaker 2: No.
Adam: We're back at the top.
No,
Speaker 2: we're at...
Yeah.
Adam: They used a legendary- That's
why I was, I was so confused ... they
used a legendary action.
Speaker 2: Legendary,
Speaker 3: legendaries.
He took his turn first.
And he'll skip his turn after.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry.
Adam: That's all right.
I can take it.
I was
Speaker 2: confused.
I was
Adam: like, "The heck?"
Bad guy.
Big, big bad guy.
Let's go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
So we should be at Anya, correct?
Adam: Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Adam: Yes.
Speaker 6: Okay, cool.
Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: No, you're good, man.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
It's cool, it's cool.
Well, uh, just kind of look at Skys
character, character, and go, uh- Vomiting
... "Hmm, I wasn't expecting you to run away."
Blood.
Oh, okay.
Um, sure.
Well, we're here now, so
two attacks at the big guy.
Oh, a natural 20.
And then also, uh...
Hmm, great heavens, math.
Uh, 21 on the second one.
Um, but we're definitely doing the
sneak attack on that first, um, nat 20.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: Don't mind if I do.
Speaker 3: And it's already used
its reaction to make an opportunity
attack, so it, it will not parry.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Okay.
Great.
So
that's...
Okay, so...
Okay, okay, okay.
So that's 18 of just base
damage and then is it max damage
on top of that for the crit?
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 6: Is that what we have decided?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Cool.
Getting that.
What is 18 plus 13?
Six.
So 54 points of- Oof ... piercing damage.
Um, and that's the first attack.
And then the second one- ... is, uh- So
Speaker 3: much damage.
Speaker 6: It's awesome
one, two.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Is 20 points of piercing damage.
Speaker 3: 20.
Speaker 6: Awesome.
For 74 total.
Speaker 3: Ah, jeez.
Speaker 6: And that's without divine
smite, 'cause I wanna save my spell slots.
It
Speaker 3: is...
That one is, uh, was at, uh...
It w- was doing pretty good in
terms of HP, but you brought
it quite down by a bit.
Oh, wait,
Speaker 4: no.
I did it again.
I did it again.
Never mind.
Speaker 6: It's just a, it's just
Speaker 4: a...
Speaker 6: It's not actually
that much on the second one.
I rolled sneak attack twice again.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
We're gonna do it honestly this time.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: So we have the 54
from the first one- And then,
and then, and then it's just,
sh- just like nine on the second attack.
Speaker 3: Nine.
Okay.
Still though-
Speaker 2: 63 damage.
Pretty big.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
That's still pretty good
Speaker 2: Still an
Speaker 3: intense amount of damage.
It's still pretty, like, uh, we're only-
I'm about to d- ... a little bit off.
Speaker 2: What time?
Speaker 3: They're all now
under 100 HP, if that's helpful.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Oh.
Speaker 2: They are low.
Speaker 6: Yay.
That's comforting.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Mm, I'm so happy to hear that.
Speaker 3: You've all done close
to 100 HP points of damage.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
And then, Zach, you said it's my turn now?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Yeah, I'm just gonna continue ground and
pounding on guy that me and Reggie...
And how, the guy that- Awesome ... me
and Reggie are fighting, like,
he's, he's looking rough, right?
He's like- Yeah, yeah, yeah
about, about the same?
Look rough.
Cool.
First one.
Oh, thank you.
Advantage on that.
Uh, that's gonna be a
20 for the first one.
Speaker 3: Uh, okay.
That hits.
Speaker 5: All right.
And then that's a 15 for the second one.
So 20-
Speaker 3: Only the
Speaker 5: 21 hits
... Speaker 3: 21 hits.
20 hits, yeah.
Speaker 5: Ooh, that is gonna
be 11 points of thunder damage.
Okay.
And I forgot to mention this last
time, but because I hit him, he now has
disadvantage on attacks to anybody other
Speaker 3: than me.
Perfect.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Cool.
And then
Speaker 3: that
Speaker 2: is all I've got.
Okay.
Okay.
It is back to me.
Um, big guy's still with us.
Speaker 3: Big bad?
Yes.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Barely.
I'm gonna go for him.
It's a 20.
Speaker 3: That
Speaker 2: hits.
Okay.
That.
Do this.
Do this.
And then...
Uh, sorry, I'm doing some math here.
Speaker 3: No, you're good.
Speaker 2: Uh, I did 14 damage.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And then I am going
to hit him with a bonus action of
hunter's mark.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 2: Or not hunter's mark.
Excuse me.
Ensnaring strike.
Sorry.
I lied.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Okay.
He's gotta make a strength saving
Speaker 3: throw.
Okay.
He has a plus five to this.
Um, that is a 17 plus five.
So 20- 22.
Speaker 2: That will work.
That will work.
Let me make sure...
Okay.
Okay.
That's it.
That's all I got.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Perfect.
All right, where we at?
Speaker 2: We are at,
uh, bad guy, bad guy.
So two
Speaker 3: bad guys.
Bad guy, bad guy.
So the one guy, bad guy w- loses his turn.
Okay.
I made a mistake.
All good.
So it's just the one
that's gonna be on Anya.
And Anya, you haven't moved, right?
You're still in front of him?
Speaker 6: Yep, still here.
Speaker 3: Okay.
He's actually going to, uh, do
something different this time.
He's gonna take his sword and kind of
reach it out and around and slam the
ground, and this massive, like, wave
of dark energy forces out from it.
I need you to make me a
constitution saving throw.
Speaker 6: Mm, constitution my specialty.
Nat
Speaker 3: 20.
Ooh, awesome.
That would've been nasty damage.
Um, okay, so only take
half damage, which is good.
It's good.
Yay.
So otherwise it w- it
would've been, like, 10 D6.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Half of
Speaker 3: that is 5, 10- Jeez ... 16, 17.
So that's 10 points of thunder and 17
points of, uh, 7 points of necrotic.
Speaker 6: Wait, wait.
Is this, is this an area of effect?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 6: And I, I,
I would like to evade.
Oh, oh.
Please.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Awesome.
So then you take no damage.
I have
Speaker 6: the feet,
Speaker 3: right?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Yep,
Speaker 3: yep.
Hooray.
So what, what does it look like,
uh, as you dodge out of this
massive, uh, destructive wave?
Speaker 6: If it's,
like, a shock wave, like-
Speaker 3: Yeah
... Speaker 6: through the
ground, I just jump over it.
Maybe do a little flip.
Just like, "Was that supposed
to intimidate me or something?"
Speaker 3: He just glares at
you with its, like, undead eyes.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Awesome.
Speaker 3: We go top of initiative.
Speaker 2: Top of initiative.
Cool, cool.
That's gonna be Miss Sky.
How...
Speaker 4: Yeah, how are,
how are people looking?
Great.
Like-
Speaker 2: I'm full health, so I'm great.
I'd say I've made it here yet
Speaker 4: somehow.
Yeah, I don't even know you're here yet.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Perfect, perfect.
Uh, then, um, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm just gonna channel divinity...
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna grow a pair of balls.
I am going to-
Adam: What spell is
Speaker 4: that?
Okay.
Speaker 3: Testicular growth.
I'm- Spell
Speaker 4: slot
Speaker 3: three.
Adam: Yeah.
Just see a golden-
Speaker 4: I will guiding
Adam: bolt some balls ... golden
light down there and it's like...
It
Speaker 3: is, it is a
spell you can up cast.
You can definitely up cast that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, amazing.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'm gonna guiding
bolt, uh, fifth level to, uh- Oh,
fuck ... whichever one looks more healthy.
Uh,
Speaker 3: that would be the
one that's on Anya right now.
Speaker 4: Cool, then that's the
one that's gonna get this heat.
Uh, does a 19 hit perchance?
Speaker 3: Does not.
Mm.
Does not.
AC is 20.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Then I am- I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna chill here.
I'm gonna sit down and keep
vomiting blood as I sit here.
Okay.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Gonna eat your orange and drink
Speaker 4: your Gatorade.
Yeah, yeah, just gonna chill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
It is
Speaker 4: Adam's turn.
Actually, I will scoot in a little bit
more so everybody's within that 30 feet.
Perfect.
And then I'll lay down.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Adam: All right, 25.
Awesome.
Speaker 3: 25 hits.
Adam: And
24?
Speaker 3: Um, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
He, he is gonna parry that second
attack- Okay ... as a reaction.
Adam: All right.
But
Speaker 3: that, that,
Adam: that first one does hit.
Okay.
12?
Speaker 3: 12 damage?
Adam: Mm-hmm.
All
Speaker 3: right.
Adam: That's it for me.
Speaker 3: That's it?
Adam: I just keep slashing.
All right.
Speaker 2: Bad guy.
Slashing.
One bad guy.
Happy slashing.
One bad guy.
Speaker 3: One bad guy.
Big
Speaker 2: bad guy.
Speaker 3: One bad guy.
Speaker 2: Big bad guy.
Speaker 3: Um, he is going to...
I guess Sky's character is gone.
I'm gonna s- I think I...
These guys are kinda just dumb.
They're not really that intelligent.
Y- um, he's gonna turn to Anya
and make his three attacks.
Adam: Hi.
Uh, that,
Speaker 3: that's...
Oh gosh, I am very sorry.
Um, with a plus nine modifier, the lowest
is a 16, the highest is a 20 on the die.
Um, so let me just do that
Speaker 6: real
Speaker 3: quick.
Mm.
Okay.
Okay,
Speaker 2: here
Speaker 3: we go.
28.
28 plus...
So the crit will do 48 points of damage.
Uh, 20 of that is necrotic.
Speaker 6: I thought I'd get you dead,
Speaker 3: that guy.
No.
Um, that's the, that f- that's the
crit attack, and then it's gonna
be another 48 points of damage
on- So what's the, how much?
48 points of damage on the
Speaker 6: crit.
Uh,
Speaker 3: uh-huh.
And then another 48 from
the other two attacks.
So it's a total of 96.
Oh, yeah.
96 points of damage.
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
40, 40
Speaker 3: of, 40 of that is necrotic.
I think you are resistant
since you're in the cone.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
Adam: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
40 of that is necrotic,
so that comes out of 20.
That's a total.
So that's a total of 76
points of damage total.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Just-
Speaker 6: So it's still a lot,
and I am still unconscious.
Speaker 3: Okay.
You see Anya like...
It didn't, it didn't...
That damage didn't, didn't double,
like, your hit point maximum, right?
What's your max hit points?
No.
Speaker 6: Current max is 63.
Speaker 3: Okay, great.
Just for identification, 'cause if we
double it, then you're instant dead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
We have one downed character.
Speaker 2: Oh,
Speaker 3: shit.
Okay, big boy's done
Speaker 2: All right, Caleb.
Oh, no.
Yeah, that is me.
Yeah, 'cause we're skipping
Anya 'cause she's down.
Oh, I guess you gotta
make a- Yep ... throw.
That's it.
You gotta make a throw.
Speaker 4: It's true.
No, at the start of her turn, 'cause
she's in my aura- Oh, one point
she comes back with one HP.
Speaker 2: Oh, right.
Ooh.
One point.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Do some damage, girl.
And remember- Come on,
Adam: get that payback ... if we, if we
do have death- What do you- If we do have
Speaker 3: death saves- What do you
say as you, like, pop back up to life?
What do you say, Anya, as you- Oh,
Speaker 5: good heavens.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, great heavens.
Through
Speaker 5: the
Adam: heavens.
'Tis but a flesh wound.
Speaker 2: This video- It's
Black Knight from Monty Python
... Speaker 3: actually, these are,
these are the guys who say, "Me."
Adam: These
Speaker 3: are the knights that say, "Me."
I'm not saying
Speaker 2: me.
Me.
Adam: Can't wait to edit that audio spike
out of everybody's audio when I get it.
The, like, look at the line, all
of a sudden I see, like, whoop.
Doong,
Speaker 2: doong, doong.
It's just line, line, line.
Everyone lean, lean into your mic and sh.
Oh, yeah.
The knights who say- Oh, yeah
... Speaker 6: can we get a clean
one for post from everyone?
Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Um,
Speaker 6: but that's the start of my
turn, so I can still take bonus action?
Yes.
The start
Speaker 4: of your turn, yep.
Speaker 2: Wonderful.
Kick ass.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Gotta love a cleric.
Good.
Check tack.
That's, uh, 18, the first one.
Speaker 3: 18 to hit, uh, misses.
Yes.
Their ace, their AC is 20.
Okay.
The
Speaker 6: second one is- Their base AC
Speaker 3: is 20 ... wet.
Speaker 6: Uh, that's just a 16, but
I have learned my lesson, and I'm
gonna disengage on my bonus action.
There you go.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 6: Skedaddle on out of there.
Speaker 3: We are on level 12.
Come sit with me, I'll
give you a Gatorade.
There's no- Oh, thanks ... there's
no hand holding at level 12.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Okay.
Wonderful.
All
Speaker 5: right.
Caleb.
Believe that is me, correct?
Mm-hmm.
All right, rolling both my attacks.
Uh, one is a 16,
Speaker 3: one is a 21.
21 hits.
You're hitting the guy,
um, that hit Reggie, yeah?
Speaker 5: Correct, yeah, yeah.
Awesome.
Oh, actually, wait.
One was...
Uh, yep, no, the second still didn't hit.
All right.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 5: One more damage.
That is, uh, 13,
Speaker 3: 14 points of damage.
14?
Perfect.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Looking pretty hurt.
Yeah.
You're actually doing some serious work.
I know it feels like a slog- Yeah,
I would say ... but you guys are
get- you guys are getting somewhere.
Speaker 5: Okay.
My head is just playing, "I'm
left, I'm right, I'm right."
God.
Um, no, that's all I've
got for my bonus action.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Who's up?
Speaker 2: My turn.
My, my, my turn.
Oh, shit.
Guys, I just realized this is on me.
Uh, I have two attacks per action,
and I've only been taking one.
Speaker 4: Buddy.
You gotta pull your
weight around here, man.
I
Speaker 2: thought- I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's actually true.
I thought
Speaker 2: maybe he didn't take- I'm sorry
Speaker 3: a full five levels of ranger
Speaker 2: I w- no, I did, I did He's
like other thing that I was saying
here I was like, I just, I had it
scrolled- Be that fighter or- ... to
where it was just above my actions.
That's what I was saying.
Okay.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm so sorry.
We're...
Okay, catching up.
And Draven's gonna be like,
"I could do so much more."
All right, first, first one- Can
Speaker 6: we just, can
we just retcon that?
That means the guy is dead now,
Adam: right?
Do you even play D&D?
Like-
Speaker 2: First one- That one's an extra
Speaker 6: damage
... Speaker 2: first attack is a
20, and I'm going for big bad.
Awesome.
Adam: Big
Speaker 2: bad.
Okay?
And, uh, that is going to be-
Speaker 3: Um, big ba- well...
No, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, right.
Never mind, you're good.
Speaker 2: Okay, first attack is
gonna be- That's right ... 12 damage.
Speaker 3: 12 damage.
Speaker 2: Second attack.
Come on now.
Ah, second attack's
probably not gonna hit.
Definitely not.
Speaker 3: AC, AC 20.
Yep, not
Speaker 2: gonna
Speaker 3: hit.
Not even
Speaker 2: worth- Uh,
so then- ... your second
Speaker 3: attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not even worth it.
See?
It's like nothing ever happened.
Um, second thing I'm gonna do as
my bonus action is I'm gonna do
a second spell ensnaring strike.
Second spell or second level.
Yeah.
Um, roll me a strength saving.
Speaker 3: Strength saving throws, dude.
Uh, ooh, that's gonna be...
I can math to 14.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna make it,
so you're gonna take 2d6 piercing,
which is gonna be- Okay ... just six.
Okay.
And then you will have restrained
condition until the spell ends.
Perfect.
Meaning you will take an additional
1d6 damage at the start of each of
your turn, and, uh, it has to, at the
start of its turn, make a strength
or athletics check against my spell.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
As, as you, as you land your ensnaring
strike and it starts to wrap it,
like ensnare him, you see it begins
to kinda cut his flesh and start- Mm
black ooze starts to
kind of pus out of it.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Okay.
It's one of these guys.
Adam: What else would it be?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Look, I...
It could'a just been an undead.
Could be a necromancer, Adam.
Not all of us are gonna assume
the, the, the general thing here.
Adam: Talk about this general
ooze since the beginning.
Speaker 2: It's, it's secretly Ivan ooze.
And he's just behind- Oh
my gosh ... it all, like.
He's, he- All right.
So that's it.
That's my turn.
We're going to the two bad guys.
Two bad guys.
And if one of those bad guys is
big bad, he takes a 1d6 damage
at the start of his- It's not,
Speaker 3: it's not big bad.
Big bad goes
Speaker 2: to the- No, big,
big bad's the w- lone ranger.
Lone
Speaker 3: guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam: He's the one in between, after me.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Yep.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
All right,
Speaker 2: go for it
Speaker 3: Awesome.
So the guy in front of Ref,
he's gonna make his attacks with
disadvantage, right, Dorian?
So- Yeah, if he's
correct ... I'm gonna roll these.
Oh, wow, I rolled a two, two nines.
Um, that's not gonna
hit Reggie's AC, right?
An 18?
Adam: It does.
Speaker 3: It does.
What's your AC?
Adam: 18.
18, okay.
So that
Speaker 3: one will hit.
So that's gonna be, um-
' Adam: Cause I choose to have
my, uh, my chest out, you know?
Speaker 3: Got it, got it, got it.
So that's, uh, uh, 24 points of damage.
That, 10 of those is necrotic
on that first attack.
Adam: So 12.
Speaker 3: The second
attack is not gonna hit.
It's a nat one on the lowest die.
And then that is a two on the lowest
die, so only one of those hits.
Disadvantage coming in clutch.
Adam: Cool.
Speaker 3: Then the other
one is, uh, Anya moved.
So it's going to, um...
Anya, how far, how far away did you move?
Speaker 6: Uh, well, 25 is my movement.
25.
Okay.
So yeah.
Speaker 3: So I think it'll just, it'll
use its movement to- Closest guys I
Speaker 6: could get
Speaker 3: yeah.
It'll use its movement to move,
uh, up to you and take its attacks.
Uh,
I rolled two nat 20s.
Speaker 5: Oh,
Speaker 3: shit.
Um- Oh.
So, um-
Speaker 5: Again.
Oh, God.
Speaker 3: We're gonna
Speaker 5: grave an hour later.
Speaker 3: Um, okay.
Adam: This is
Speaker 3: gonna happen.
Adam: So double, double damage.
Max damage double.
'Cause
Speaker 3: that's, that, that's,
that's over 100 points of damage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gonna kill her.
Speaker 3: That's over
100 points of damage.
Um, okay, we're gonna, we're
gonna, we're gonna do this.
Um, this, um,
undead brings its sword up as it kind of
runs finger along the blade and enchants
it with this dark booming energy and
kind of looks at y- like, looks at you.
It bashes you in the back in, in your
head with, with the pommel of, of
his sword and you drop to the floor.
And it kind of looks at you.
Uh, do you have any final words
before it spears you through?
Speaker 6: Just kind of get
a bit of a distant, you know,
thousand yard stare I guess.
Just be like, "Behold whatever
remains of you be kind to my soul."
And that's it.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Um, this, this enemy takes his
sword and just drives it right
through your, your, your face.
Oh.
Through the- Oh ... nasal cavity.
Adam: Oh.
Speaker 3: Twists it- My mirror
and your head explodes.
Adam: Wait, I thought she ran away.
Did she not run away?
Speaker 6: It's a new- He used
Speaker 3: his movement.
I don't know.
He used, he used his movement.
Adam: Oh.
He thought, he
Speaker 3: thought about it.
It had, it had 30 feet of movement.
Adam: Does that not r- have
a reaction to anybody around?
Like an op
Speaker 4: attack I, I think it would be
in my five feet, so it didn't leave it.
So I don't think so.
Hmm.
Yeah,
Adam: no,
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I
don't have anything 'cause I...
'Cause it wasn't close enough,
I don't think, for me and
Reggie for us to do anything.
Speaker 4: Oh,
Adam: no,
Speaker 2: no.
Adam: I was just trying something.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad.
Speaker 5: Oh my God.
I feel bad.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Speaker 2: Ah.
I did not expect our
heaviest hitter to die.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Speaker 6: Maybe there's a nice
cleric inside this church that
can revivify, just ready to
Speaker 2: go.
In that face.
Any- anybody even have a diamond?
No.
Oh, you're gonna do components?
Oh, God.
Okay, no.
Adam: No, we're just
gonna pray to our deity.
I actually have one.
Speaker 6: Great.
Um, damn the rules.
Speaker 2: Everybody's
Speaker 5: gonna pick one.
We're just gonna pick the
ones that are still left.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Are we at the top?
Okay, we are back in
Speaker 5: combat.
Ugh.
Speaker 2: We're
Speaker 4: at top, right?
I do have a diamond.
Uh,
Speaker 6: holy shit.
Oh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh,
2024 gave me diamonds.
So I am going to slap you-
Don't waste your turn.
Kill him ... revivify.
Speaker 6: Don't waste your turn.
Kill him.
You have a
Speaker 4: minute.
Well, no.
I slap you.
Adam: We can
Speaker 4: revivify her after the
Adam: fight.
And then I...
You're revified.
But
Speaker 6: do I want to, though?
Speaker 2: After the fight.
That...
Do I wanna bring
Adam: you
Speaker 2: back to death?
So, so what's it look
like when she comes back?
You can prevent that from happening too.
You
Speaker 4: can just stab me again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna do it again.
Adam: Just go right
Speaker 6: there.
Speaker 2: Round
Speaker 4: two.
Oh,
Speaker 2: send
Speaker 6: me
Speaker 4: back.
Adam: Just look me right in the
eyes and say, "I'll do it again."
Speaker 2: Do it again.
Okay.
I, I'm excited about this.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, fine, fine.
Since I'm being peer pressured
here, um, I am going to...
Ugh, fuck.
I don't even know what I wanna do then.
Um,
I'm gonna attempt to Guiding
Bolt him at sixth level.
Adam: Okay.
Is she mad?
Big
Speaker 4: mad.
Uh, 21?
No, uh, 13, 14.
22.
Speaker 3: 22.
22 hits.
Speaker 4: Cool.
9d6.
Awesome.
Speaker 3: Uh,
Speaker 4: 29 radiant damage.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
It was just the big bad
or the one that hit Anya?
Speaker 4: The one who hit Anya.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 4: Um, and then I will
just, uh, stand up and stand
between Anya and this cunt.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
It's just my turn.
Um, for in- for, for information,
just 'cause it's, it's always fun
when you see the numbers, the one you
just hit has 12 points of HP left.
Mm-hmm.
The big bad one has six.
Mm-hmm.
And the one, um, the other
one ha- on Reggie has 85.
Ooh,
Speaker 4: okay.
So it's
Speaker 5: great.
Adam: I've just been soloing
over here, this guy That is fine.
Definitely a thousand
Speaker 5: paper
Adam: cuts.
Gives a big old thumbs up with
like a bruised eyeball like
You guys not trapped in here with me You
guys, you guys think you're trapped here.
Speaker 2: Um, it is...
So we just did Sky, right?
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Adam, go.
It's all you.
Adam: Go keep on keeping on.
Nat
Speaker 2: one.
Adam: No, that was a 15, but I
have advantage so I'm just seeing
if I have a better roll on that.
Okay, um, so 15 plus nine, 24.
So that one hits.
That'll do.
And then 21 hits on these smaller ones.
Yep.
Right?
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
So that's double.
And then, um, and the eye, that
will be a brutal strike on that
last one, so- Awesome ... I need
that
one and this one.
Okay.
So 84.
So 10 on the first hit.
Speaker 3: 10 damage on the first
Adam: hit.
For 10.
11 on the next one, plus a brutal- 11
which is an additional five.
Wonderful.
So 15 in total.
Yep.
So,
so yep.
So basically three.
What is that?
36.
No, 10- 30, 26?
26 damage, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Adam: Cool.
Awesome.
And then you get pushed
15 feet away from us.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Adam: And you can move up to half
your speed towards the target without
provoking opportunity attacks, so-
Speaker 3: Cool
Adam: I'll just run up to him again.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 5: Adam, wait.
Just, just out of...
So you pushed him 15 f-
feet away from me and
Adam: you?
Mm-hmm.
For right now.
Does he get an
Speaker 5: opportunity
Speaker 3: attack?
It does.
Yeah.
It does.
Okay.
Am I rolling
Speaker 5: that
Speaker 3: with advantage
Adam: since we're flanking?
Yeah.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Okay.
Yep,
Speaker 3: yep.
Um,
Speaker 5: that is a 24.
That
Adam: hits.
Yeah.
For 15 points of, uh, thunder damage.
Wonderful.
So 41 damage.
We just halved his HP.
Let's go.
That's
Speaker 3: good, that's good, that's good.
All right, who's up next?
Speaker 2: Bad guy, but he's
gonna take 1D6 of damage.
Big bad guy Big
Speaker 3: bad guy.
Adam: Better be a
Speaker 3: six.
1D6.
Better be a six.
He has 6HP, so...
Well, he has 6HP, so roll me a D6.
Adam: Please be a six.
Speaker 3: For, for damage.
Speaker 2: That's a three.
Speaker 3: Three.
He has 3HP left.
Uh, it's his turn.
Yeah.
This
Adam: is gonna be like a Pokemon battle.
He's still, he's- He takes a
super potion He's still standing.
Be back before you can
Speaker 3: blink.
Adam: Uh,
Speaker 3: second, second phase.
Second phase.
Um, he's still- He's gotta make
a save ... can't move, right?
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Strength saving.
Speaker 3: Strength save.
That is not gonna do it.
He rolled like a three.
He's stuck.
Well,
Speaker 2: he's, he's restrained still.
Speaker 3: He's stuck.
So.
Um, I don't think he can
h- hit you with anything.
Mm-mm.
How...
No, everyone's, everyone's
farther than that.
Oh, no.
Okay, cool.
I, I see what we're gonna do.
Awesome.
So what he does is, his range is 120 feet.
I thought it was, I read it wrong.
He's going to drop his sword and
channel this kind of hell fire energy
in his hand and launch it towards Sky.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, Sky, I need you to make
me a dexterity saving throw.
DC 15.
Okay.
Speaker 4: Solid.
Uh- Well, that's- I'm supposed to...
Speaker 3: So 16.
Awesome.
So that's only gonna be, um, gonna have a-
Speaker 4: Shield master.
I take nothing
... Speaker 3: wonderful.
That total was four, gonna be 42
points of damage, so you take nothing.
Speaker 4: I would've died, so So
Speaker 3: your, your- Great ... your
shield just goes like down like this.
And all this ener- like necrotic and
fire, and fire just rushes past you.
It feels- Mm-hmm.
You feel the heat of the flame,
but n- but it doesn't touch you.
Too cool.
That is his turn.
Speaker 5: Caleb.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 5: That is me.
Um, cool.
So I'm gonna run back up to the one...
Well, I say that.
Speaker 3: So- They're kinda all now
Speaker 5: bunched together ... all
three bad guys are still up?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They're all
kinda bunched together.
Fireball.
Speaker 2: No.
Um,
Speaker 5: um, honestly, the, all the
things that I have would absolutely
roast anybody that is even near them.
Um, other than me just...
Yeah, no, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna run back up.
Actually, so the one
that Reggie attacked is
Speaker 3: still- 'Cause
there's no, there's no one...
Reggie, yeah, Reggie.
Is it- So- It's Reggie, and then the
other three kinda end within like
15 feet of each other at this point.
Anya's on the ground, uh, dead
next to them, and then Sky
is kind of 30 feet a- away.
Cool, cool.
Um,
Speaker 5: the one that's the, the
big bad, you said that it's 3 health.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna run up to him.
Yes.
Just finish him off and be done with it.
Punch him in the balls.
Um, that, um, that's gonna be 22.
That hits.
First one.
And- That's gonna be 20 for the second
Speaker 3: one Awesome.
They both hit.
How do you, uh, uh...
Do you wanna take both
attacks against this guy?
Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, no, absolutely.
Fuck this guy.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Okay, awesome.
Fuck this
Speaker 2: guy.
Speaker 3: What does it- Yes ... what does
it look like as you kill this first one?
Speaker 5: Um, so as I'm running up,
I, like, you guys start to see, uh,
Dorian starts to, like, he's able to...
Because it's the gauntlets are kinda
connected to his, like, armor, he, uh,
diverts a little bit of power and puts a
little bit of an, like, like, a magical,
like, arcane field, and just straight
punches straight through this guy's chest,
and, like, a big gaping hole just appears.
Yeah.
Like, it's not even, like, a...
Like, it's enough that, like, it
almost rips him in half, but not quite.
Speaker 3: He's done.
He's done for.
It just stands there and just falls over.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, that's- Back to undead.
Back to dead ... I hear
you said fuck this dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be 100% sure.
Speaker 3: Yep.
That's fair.
Speaker 5: Um, and then
that's all I've got for my
Speaker 3: turn.
Okay.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm going to
look at the guy who has 12.
Mm-hmm.
The second lowest.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go for him.
Okay.
Okay, that's gonna be a
24 on the first attack.
That will hit.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
So the first attack's at exactly
Speaker 3: 12.
Ooh, awesome.
How do you, how do you do for this guy?
Speaker 2: So who is
he standing closest to?
This is the one by Anya and
Speaker 3: them?
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna- It's the
Speaker 3: one, it's the one that,
that took Anya down, actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
I'm gonna be perched on the roof.
I think he's gonna pull his
short bow back, kinda Legolas it,
so it's, you know, horizontal.
And he's gonna fi- let one loose,
and it's gonna go through the
back of this undead monstrosity's
skull and right through its eye.
And I think, like...
Think about, like, Friday the
13th 3D where Jason shoots that
one girl- ... and her eye just
pops out the back of her head.
Yeah, it's gonna be just like that.
That's what Anya's gonna see
and, and Sky's gonna see.
So.
That's
Speaker 5: what Anya would see if she was
Speaker 4: alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's
Speaker 5: dead.
I know.
She's very dead.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She, she's got a hole in her
face, so Sky's gonna see this.
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It was super cool, man.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Thank you.
Uh, that's gonna be my first attack.
The second attack, um, uh- All
Speaker 3: right, it's just the one on, on
Speaker 2: Reggie ... yeah,
just the big, big boy.
Um, I am going to do the same thing.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna chunk that at him.
Not gonna hit that one, but
it's okay, 'cause I'm gonna
take my bonus action to do...
Do, do, do, do, do, do, doo.
Another ensnaring strike.
Speaker 3: Okay
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna
do that at a second level.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Bring it on.
So a strength saving throw.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2: Uh,
Speaker 3: that's a ni-
uh, 10 strength, 15 on the
Speaker 2: die.
15 total.
15 is the, the save, so you beat it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he, he beats it.
Right.
Yep.
Speaker 2: Okay.
And that's it.
Speaker 3: Just barely.
All right.
Where we at?
Speaker 2: And now we're two bad guys.
Or one bad guy.
Speaker 3: One bad guy, one bad guy.
Um, I'm gonna take one swing
at Reggie since he's there.
Um, ooh, wow, those all suck.
Nine...
And none of those are gonna hit
N- they all rolled- 10 ... under a 10, so.
Nice Under a nine, even.
So all three of those miss.
Speaker 4: So we're back to top?
Speaker 3: Back to
Speaker 4: top.
Cool.
Uh, and there's the only...
He- there's only one left standing?
Speaker 3: Only one left on, on
Speaker 4: Reggie.
All right.
Uh, I shall Guiding Bolt at third level.
So 12 plus nine is 21.
That hits.
Solid, solid.
I don't have this
Speaker 3: many D6s.
Uh, 23 radiant damage.
23.
Awesome.
It is quite low.
Speaker 4: Uh, if that's the case,
then I shall bonus action, uh...
No, I lied.
Continue.
Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't
Speaker 4: have bonus action.
Adam.
Adam: Let me finish him off.
Speaker 4: Finish him.
Speaker 3: He has 21 HP left.
Adam: Okay.
Speaker 3: See if you can get it.
Adam: Uh, 27 hit.
Speaker 3: That hit, m- yeah.
Adam: Okay.
That'll do.
And a nat 20- I'll do
20 ... on the last one.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Adam: Ooh.
All right, uh, so that'll be max
damage of 17 on the first one.
Or on the- Awesome, so
that's- ... on the crit.
And then- That's
Speaker 3: four.
I'm gonna do four damage.
Adam: I did six.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
How do you end this guy?
Adam: Well, um, I think, think
Reggie is just tired at this point.
Very extremely tired.
Um, so he's just gonna, like...
He, he's gonna casually, like, drag his
great ax over to the guy, and instead of
actually using the actual, like, slicing
portion of the great ax, he's gonna,
like, bonk him over the head twice.
Awesome.
And then I guess he, he collapses
over the weight of his own...
Yep, over
Speaker 3: his own humerus.
Awesome.
Um, and with that final blow,
you guys are now out of combat.
Um-
Speaker 4: Then I shall, I shall
lean down and, uh, revivify our
friend here with my last 3rd level
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Slapping
your cheek a little bit.
It's time to wake up.
Speaker 6: What's left of it.
Yeah, I was gonna say, your head just
like stitches itself back together in the
Speaker 2: most
Speaker 4: scarring way possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Do you have like cool scars now?
Speaker 6: I guess less of a pat
on the cheek anymore, but just like
sliding the pieces together, you know?
Squishing it all.
Speaker 2: It's a puzzle, but
it's, it's- Grabs, grabs the
Speaker 5: hot glue gun.
Speaker 6: Sliding kit.
Speaker 5: World's most
disturbing jigsaw puzzle.
Yeah.
Adam: You now have like a permanent like
soft spot on, on your head somewhere where
like there's a piece of, of your cranium
that it didn't get reattached back.
Didn't get reattached.
Speaker 3: Um, A- Anya, what's
going through your mind as you pop
up to life the second time today?
Speaker 6: Um, I think she just
is also just tired at this point.
I mean, saw her worst fears realized
by a vision from the mist, and then
got knocked out and then got killed,
and I think she just like, her eyes
just slowly open and she just, "Ah."
And that's, that's about all there is.
No thoughts.
Head empty.
Still- It's
Speaker 3: just a-
... Speaker 6: reorganizing.
It's still wiring
Speaker 4: together.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really this is just
another day for an adventurer.
You get killed a couple
times, come back to life.
Party cleric come, brings you back.
Just a normal, just a Tuesday.
Yeah.
Speaker 6: All right.
Adam: Yeah.
Uh, I am extremely bloodied.
I, I'm on- Are you host?
I'm on 41 HP.
About to find out.
Any one of those could have
like over crit hit me and died.
Yes.
Speaker 2: We can rest.
Yeah, yeah.
You understand.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say- We can
all rest ... if you need to use
something, do not use it on me.
I did not get attacked
once that minion fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
So I'm gonna fly down.
Adam: The tape
Speaker 6: fight.
I can heal Anya and- I'm
Speaker 2: so
Speaker 5: excited
... Speaker 6: the baby.
Okay.
I also can do heroines
on myself if needed.
Yeah.
But if we're gonna rest- I can do
Lay On Hands ... perhaps we hold off.
Yeah.
Speaker 3: You guy- you guys right now
are in the middle of this town square.
Um, this beautiful, like I said,
kind of fountain type in the center.
Opposite you is this,
uh, old decrepit church.
Speaker 2: Okay.
We could go in the church
and rest, but for now...
Or try to find like something that looks
like a tavern before going in the church
since we don't know what's in the church.
You know, it probably
isn't a rest only zone.
Um, so I'm gonna look and I'm,
I'm gonna fly down and use
my little polymorph bat cape.
And, uh, pop back out and, um,
look at Anya and I'm gonna say,
"How was meeting your God?"
Speaker 6: You know, um, not as, uh,
healing as I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Well, sorry we didn't kill it
faster, but glad you're back.
It's
Speaker 6: all right.
It's all right.
Let's just, um, find a, find a place
to, um, recover a little bit perhaps.
I'd rather not just go into the
next thing if we can avoid it.
Coughs up a bunch of blood.
Adam: Is
that normal?
Maybe.
Yeah.
It's
becoming normal,
yes.
Speaker 6: I was about to say.
It's
Adam: the
Speaker 6: procedure.
Speaker 2: You remind me of
somebody I know, Two-Face.
No, I was just joking.
Bad, bad reference.
Okay.
Um, let's find a tavern.
I think collectively we,
we all wanna do that, yes?
Speaker 5: Yes,
Speaker 2: please.
Okay.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Um, yeah,
perception for a tavern.
And then- Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah.
Roll perception real quick.
I'm gonna run to the
restroom for two seconds.
Roll
Speaker 2: perception.
Perfectly fine.
That is a 30.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I think we're, I think we're...
I'm very perceptive.
Speaker 4: Well, um, yeah, me too.
We're,
Speaker 5: we're playing with Batman over
Speaker 2: here.
You know what's funny though,
is my investigation is zero.
Dog shit.
So like- I've
Speaker 4: got a minus
one to investigation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
I'm like not the world's best detective,
but I am definitely the most perceptive.
Exactly.
Adam: How is that?
It's absolute Batman.
How are your perception- That's
what you got ... and plots
Speaker 2: in line?
Yeah.
See, my perception is plus 11,
but my investigation is zero.
Adam: I'm very perceptive.
Speaker 2: I'm a perceptive guy,
but I, I don't investigate well.
Ja- I can just perceive it to
Adam: be- Jokes don't fly
over your head as easily.
Speaker 2: Hi, Sam's wife.
Now I can
Speaker 5: only imagine how scarring that
Speaker 2: would be, to die twice in one
Adam: fight.
God, that was pretty rough.
Yeah.
I sur- I, I was, I thought he
was gonna have it turn on me and
I was gonna get double teamed by
the big bad and the other guy.
Oh, it was gonna be- And I was
like, "I haven't done enough
damage to the other guy yet.
Leave me alone."
Speaker 5: I don't...
I, I need to ask Sam.
I don't know if you forgot that my
character was there, but for some reason
the dude just never turned around.
Adam: I just t- I just tanked it.
I left, I left off with- Yeah ... 41 HP.
I am like one hit away.
No,
Speaker 3: I, uh, I, I knew that,
Dorian, that you were there.
But I was like, "I feel like the
barbarian's the biggest threat here."
Adam: He wants to kill me.
That's fair.
So...
Speaker 3: No,
Speaker 5: you pissed off the zombie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Adam: My bad.
I love it.
Speaker 3: The zombie got mad.
Speaker 2: All right.
Okay.
All right.
Um, yeah, 30 for perception, so...
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you see this little, um,
little tavern kind of off the
beaten path with a little sign.
Um, what is it called?
Let's find out.
I wrote it down somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh, it says Tavern Talks.
What a, what a weird-
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: What, what a weird name.
Adam: Crappy self plug right there.
That's a, that's a name for a
Speaker 3: podcast or
Adam: something.
Speaker 3: Um, no you see
the, the- Got two white
Speaker 2: dudes on this.
Speaker 3: Need more diversity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.
Adam: We got diversity now.
We got, we got Sky and Gr- and Grace.
Speaker 2: Okay.
So what...
The n- uh, name of the tavern please, sir.
The actual
Speaker 3: name.
Uh, it is, it is the ac- the
name's called The Hollow Flask.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: Solid.
I like
Speaker 2: that.
Speaker 4: Edgy.
I love it.
Speaker 2: All right.
So,
yep.
Y'all do what y'all wanna do.
And Draven's just gonna sit back.
Who's walking in?
Have a arrow nocked in case...
Speaker 3: You guys walk in?
I'll,
Speaker 5: I'll step in first.
Yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: go in first.
Okay.
Um, Dorian, you open the door.
It's unlocked.
Um, and it opens up to...
Do I have different music for this?
I don't know if I do.
This, this'll work.
Um, you walk into this really
warm and inviting tavern.
You see, uh, patrons sit- sitting
around, standing around by the, by the
hearth at the chairs enjoying their,
their, their pint of, of, of grog.
Some are eating some food.
And you smell this,
like, delicious almost...
Like someone's cooking,
like, tri-tip or steak.
It's this beautiful welcoming environment.
Folks who are walking up to the, the,
the barkeep, and the barkeep's kinda
slinging his, uh, his drinks around,
and people seem to be pretty happy here.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna, I'm
just gonna walk straight up.
I mean, I'm, I don't know if
anybody else has followed me in.
I'm gonna walk straight
up to the bar- barkeep.
My man, um- Hey ... could I purchase
a pint of your finest ale, please?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
And he kinda, "What are you having?"
Speaker 5: Uh, dealer's choice.
Speaker 3: We got, we got
the, the West Coast style IPA.
I got a, I got a stout.
I got a peanut butter stout.
What's, uh, what's your fancy?
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: I'm a sucker for
a good peanut butter stout.
Speaker 3: Peanut butter stout?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: He go, he go, he goes and, um,
summons a, a, a mage hand that starts to
kind of go out and start pouring drinks,
um, and, and bringing them around.
He's like, "Here you go," and,
uh, hands you the, the peanut,
the peanut butter stout.
Speaker 5: Who- He, uh, Dorian's got
no, has gotten zero vibe on anything's
off, so he's just gonna take a drink.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Okay.
Um, it is, uh- Oh.
This is the best peanut butter
stout you've ever had in your life.
It is just super, like, creamy and
smooth, and just goes down like butter.
Speaker 5: He's, he's gonna
take one large, just chug.
He's gonna set the cup down
and say, "Sir, this should be
illegal how delicious this is."
Speaker 3: Oh.
You know what?
Thank you, thank you.
We, we, you know, we've worked,
worked really hard on these recipes.
They're, uh- Never mind ... we didn't
start here ... it's too fantastic a brew.
We didn't start here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, you're looking at
Speaker 2: him.
Um, I'm gonna look at, uh, as Van
Ravan, "Who's, who's closest to me?"
Because I'm assuming we've all went in.
Who...
Which-
Speaker 4: I'm hanging back by the door.
Okay.
So wherever you are,
Speaker 2: should be where I'm- Oh,
that's probably, probably where I'm at.
I'm gonna look at you and I'm gonna
say, "Am I the only one who thinks
this is really fucking weird?"
Speaker 4: The
Speaker 2: tavern?
Yeah, but there were, uh,
undead monstrosities outside.
There's a wall of mist surrounding this
place, and everybody's happy-go-cherry.
Something's off.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
I suppose.
Oh, b- by the way, you guys
obviously are, came in.
Uh, did you see my adventuring
party while you were-
Speaker 2: Who, who was your-
... Speaker 4: wandering around?
Speaker 2: Who's your party?
Speaker 4: Insert random
generated party here.
Speaker 2: Ah, I did not see
the randomly generated party.
Perfect.
Speaker 3: Um, um- Cool ... she
do- she does describe one of the...
one of her compatriots, and it's the one
that you guys had met back at base camp.
I don't remember his name, but- The one
Speaker 2: that killed himself?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It is, it is the one
who Eldridge blast his own head?
Speaker 3: No, no, but he w- the guy that,
not the, the doctor, but, like, the dude.
The crazy dude- The
dude ... you kept talking about.
The one that escaped.
Speaker 2: Cool, the
Speaker 3: one that was like, "Ah."
And I don't remember his name.
Speaker 2: Oh, he is quarantined.
He's not dead yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
No, he's not.
Oh, quarantined.
Adam: Quarantined.
The random generated N- How about
that ... NPC doesn't have a name here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
www.fantasynamegenerator.
Unbeknownst.
Anyway- Yeah, they may.
I did not write
Adam: it
Speaker 2: down ... we should just...
Um, I'm gonna-
Speaker 4: Well, he exists ... I'm
Speaker 2: gonna look at her
and I'm gonna say, uh, "Yes,
he's, uh, he's lost his marbles.
He's, uh, quarantined back at base camp."
Speaker 4: How f- uh, how far are we
from base camp, like, travel wise?
Adam: Couple hours.
Speaker 2: Couple hours.
Couple
Speaker 4: hours?
Speaker 2: Far.
Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Oh.
Well, he- I don't understand
why he would leave without me
... Speaker 2: uh, he's-
Speaker 4: What'd you say happened?
Speaker 2: He's infected.
Speaker 4: By what?
Speaker 3: Van, roll a m- perception.
Speaker 4: Uh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Adam: I'm gonna, I'm gonna bust-
14 ... I'm gonna bust y'all's bows.
We're all infected.
That's
Speaker 5: what I was
Adam: gonna
Speaker 5: say.
Speaker 3: Um, Skye, do you have-
Yeah ... are your, um- Are there parts
of your arm that are, uh, uncovered by,
um, armor or where you- Mm ... where
you kind of have skin exposed?
Speaker 4: Uh, no, I'm very modest,
so every part of me is covered.
But I have, like, symbols and stuff put
into my armor, like identifying symbols.
Adam: Okay.
No skin is showing?
Speaker 4: No skin showing.
Speaker 3: Nice.
I mean, that's about it.
Speaker 4: I mean, my face is showing.
You're not gonna wear a helmet?
I'm not wearing a helm.
Speaker 3: So-
Adam: It's not Reggie full
Speaker 3: strapped ... Van, Van,
you, Van, you notice, um, uh, a
set of tally marks on her cheek.
Speaker 2: Tally marks, like-
Speaker 3: Tally marks
... Speaker 2: like kill count?
Okay.
Um.
Body count?
Body
Adam: count.
Speaker 2: Body count, kill count.
Um.
Adam: Did they die?
Speaker 4: She got a teardrop.
Teardrop tattoo.
It's actually an ice cream
Speaker 2: cone.
So, uh, I know our small friend had her
face stabbed, but, uh, you didn't, so
what's going on with your cheek there?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Scott, you have
Speaker 3: no, you have no idea.
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
D- are you infected with
this mysterious thing?
Speaker 2: Okay, I got an idea.
Because there's no mirrors, can
I take a pint of really dark-
No, no, no, hear me, hear me out.
This
Adam: could work How do you
know there's no mirrors?
Like.
Speaker 4: You didn't ask.
Okay.
You
Speaker 2: feel there- Are there mirrors?
We're in a tavern.
You didn't- They gotta have mirrors.
Yeah.
In a medieval
Adam: tavern.
Every, every Western bar i- out
there has a, like, mirror filled.
Yeah, but we're not in the
Speaker 2: Western time,
uh, this is a medieval bar.
Adam: He had a Western IPA
for selection on the tavern.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think she's about to stop.
Can I take, can I take a r- Sorry.
Okay.
I- is there a, is there
a mirror, good sir?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Yes, there is.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Pulls out a-
Speaker 2: I'm a...
Speaker 3: Pulls out like a
Speaker 2: platter- I'm gonna-
... Speaker 3: that's, like, super,
super clean and sh- like, she-
Speaker 2: There, that's, that's
where I was going with this.
There was gonna be some kind
of shiny metal or shiny cup.
Adam: Yeah.
Anyway.
Van Draymin looks at it and he
doesn't have a reflection himself.
He's
Speaker 2: a vampire.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Um, so I'm gonna grab
this really shiny platter, and I'm
gonna say, "Here, look," and hold it
right in front of Is- is it Isobel?
Isabelle?
Speaker 4: Uh, you can just call her Is.
Speaker 2: Isobel?
Is, okay.
Is, I'm gonna hold it right in
front of Is' face so she can see it.
Speaker 4: Do I see a scratch mark?
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 4: Um- Huh, that
must have just happened.
Speaker 3: Roll me, um, insight.
Speaker 4: Insight.
Uh, plus nine, okay.
Um,
let me think.
27.
Speaker 3: 27.
Um, like you see them, and for a
split second you don't remember
why they're there, but, like, all
of a sudden you remember- You, you
took a piece of, like, charcoal or
something and, and did it yourself.
But you don't really remember why
Speaker 4: I guess, uh, I, I
remember myself doing that.
I don't remember why I did that.
Adam: Wow, the particles.
How did you sleep, violent-
Speaker 2: Uh,
Adam: okay.
Well...
Speaker 6: Doctor Who fan in
me is screaming right now.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Adam: We're on the moon base.
No.
Base camp.
Speaker 6: Oh, no.
We just figured out- Base camp sent
you guys as well ... we're onto
Adam: something.
Where's my- Hey, hey, nobody
Speaker 2: here ... okay.
Well, um, you asked what your
friend was infected with.
And I think Van Draven's gonna take
out the vial and say, "This is what
he was infected with," and show, uh-
Yeah ... is the vial of symbiote.
Speaker 3: You pull up the, the vial,
and there's this little, like, goo
symbiote in it that's, like, erratic
and trying to, like, escape, and
moving, bouncing around the, the vial.
Adam: Do I get Illithid
powers if I do that?
If I drink it.
You get to sleep with
Speaker 3: Astarion.
Adam: All right.
Speaker 3: Particles.
Adam: Let me download this new mod.
Well, that is just...
Speaker 4: Well, that's just disgusting.
I don't know when he would've gotten that.
I mean, we just got here this morning.
Speaker 2: Just got here this morning.
What was your mission?
Speaker 4: Insert mission
I don't know here.
Speaker 3: Um, Is- I- Isabelle,
you, you were sent- Oh ... on
a reconnaissance mission-
Speaker 4: Yep
... Speaker 3: um, to investigate
a deviant presence-
Speaker 4: Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah, oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah ... in this town.
And there was a talk of an
artifact hidden deep in the
Speaker 4: town.
I say that word for word to you.
Adam: Okay.
I just imagine, like- Hey,
Speaker 2: uh...
Adam: Go ahead ... like, Thanos
with the reality stone somewhere
walking around, just like...
Speaker 2: Just walking
around the town, chilling.
Just
Adam: chilling.
He's got the infinity gauntlet.
He can do what he wants.
Speaker 2: Um, so Van
Draven's gonna look around.
He's gonna say, "Yeah, this is weird."
And he's gonna walk up to the barkeep,
and he's gonna say, "I need a room."
A
Speaker 3: room?
Yeah, I got plenty of them.
Speaker 2: Great.
How much is it
Speaker 3: gonna cost?
Just one copper.
Three copper.
Speaker 2: Three copper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna flick him a gold.
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, man.
Hey, I di- I didn't ca-
I didn't catch your name.
He takes out his, his hands
like, "My name's Gavin."
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna kinda
look at his hand, and I'm gonna
say, "Pleasure to meet you, Gavin.
Sorry, I'm a germophobe."
Nah, it's fine.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: walk off.
Speaker 3: Kinda looks at his hand
and goes, kind of like accidentally,
"Knew I should've washed my hands."
Speaker 5: Gonna walk up to
the barkeep and be like, "You
will have to excuse my friend.
His, um, social skills leave
something to be lacking."
Speaker 3: Eh, you know, we get
people of all parts around here.
I'm used to it.
Speaker 5: I will say,
friend, um, it's, it is a...
Have you, have you been outside recently?
Have you looked out the door of your town?
Speaker 3: Um, no.
I mean, he looks out-
out the, out the door.
Um, as you...
I mean, you kind of gesture to the-
the- the- the window that's open.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Um, outside the window you
see this beautiful, lush, green scenery.
Oh, shit.
False hyger, here we go.
Speaker 5: Um, I- I- I see that as well?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Yes, I mean, looks like
another fine sunny day.
Speaker 5: Right.
Right.
Um, all right, cool.
Uh, yes, no, absolutely
beautiful town outside.
My mistake.
Um, just, you know,
been- been a long travel.
Me and, uh, me and my friends-
Mm-hmm ... really, really probably
need a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Certainly.
Speaker 5: Runs up the upstairs.
Um, many thanks.
Uh, again, apologies for my friend.
Um, and I'm just gonna
follow Van Draven upstairs.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 2: And Draven's gonna
turn around and he's gonna look
at Dorian and he's gonna say,
"Told you it was fucking weird."
Speaker 5: Um, Dorian still has that
beer in his hand and he's just gonna
look and he's just gonna pour it on Grae.
He's gonna pour the rest of it out.
Speaker 2: Smart.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: They're going upstairs.
Awesome.
They're, like, obviously going to a room.
I know this room.
Mm-hmm.
Take me with you, please.
Carry me some- uh, please, please.
Yeah, Van Draven carried her on
Speaker 2: the shoulders and-
Dorian, please just enjoy yourself
back for a second ... yeah.
So, yeah.
Speaker 6: I just want to lie down.
Speaker 4: Carried off and away.
Probably best for your head injury.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Damn face injury.
Got her face exploded.
Uh-
Speaker 6: Question of all confessions.
Speaker 3: So you guys, uh,- Let's,
let's go ... go upstairs for a long rest?
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm going for a long rest.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Adam: Reggie's gonna stay behind.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: Get turnt.
Speaker 3: Have a good time.
Uh, Reggie, is there anything you
wanna do while everyone else is
Adam: upstairs?
Can I, um, can I see if there is
any bakery or tart items available?
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Please.
Yeah.
There's for sure some,
some- Like cheese danishes
Adam: and-
Speaker 2: Yeah This
Adam: fucking guy.
He's always hungry.
What are you talking about?
Like
Speaker 3: a freshly, like- God ... you
r- you, you round the corner and you a-
and you ask the barkeep for, for, for
one, and he kinda shows you the menu.
It has a list of, like, raspberry tarts-
Adam: Do I recognize any
of, like- ... raspberry
Speaker 3: pie
... Adam: like, do, do I recognize,
like, any of the names?
Like, are they specifically-
Oh ... like, by a specific bakery,
or are they all made in-house?
Yeah, roll me, roll me,
Speaker 3: roll me history.
Adam: Okay.
A, uh, I think I'm good at history.
I am.
A 14.
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
Yep.
There's a, um, an old snuffleberry
tart that you recognize the
name of, or the berry of it.
They're kind of unique to your region.
Okay.
Snuffleberries aren't, aren't
normally seen this far.
Adam: Okay.
He, he's gonna order that one.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Hands you a snuffleberry, uh, tart.
Adam: Okay.
I'm gonna investigate that
before biting into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Roll me investigation.
Adam: A 19.
Speaker 3: Okay.
It...
Yeah.
You go to kinda pick it up, and
with a 19 investigation, you see
it kinda disappear as an illusion-
Adam: Mm
... Speaker 3: out of your hand.
Adam: Okay.
Hm.
Okay.
Um, he is going to walk
away from the bar and
he is going to take a table
and grab it a- and throw it
through the front window.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So you walk, um, you grab
the table, throw some- This guy ... the
table away from some of these patrons.
They go, "Oh my gosh."
And you take it, and you just, like,
huck the, the, the table into the
window, and the window shatters.
And, um, everyone's like, "What?"
And Gavin's just like, "What
the hell was that for?"
Adam: Okay.
Go ahead.
And all right, so now can I look
outside and see if it's the same
scenery, or did that break the
illusion through the window?
Speaker 3: It, it is
still the same scenery.
Adam: Mm.
Okay.
There's actually a
Speaker 3: slight warm breeze
kinda coming through the tavern.
Adam: Okay.
Cool.
Hm.
He's got his little investigation cap on.
Okay.
Hm.
All right.
I'm gonna do another investigation,
but this time with Arcana.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Barbarian man.
Adam: And that is a- Crazy, huh?
... Speaker 3: 18.
18 Arcana.
Adam: Yeah.
I don't have, I don't have a plus.
I rolled an 18.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Adam: Good.
I actually rolled good for once.
Speaker 3: What, what, what exactly
are you trying to determine?
Adam: Well, I saw...
I, I investigated the tart that
I'm familiar with in my area
and it disappeared in my hand.
I am familiar with minor illusion
already 'cause I'm a gnome, um, anyway,
so I can conjure up small things.
However, I would know that if this is
a smaller item, that is, there's gotta
be a major illusion happening in some
weird way and it calls back to me having
the wall of force through the mist.
This is another thing that I would
assume is domed over in some sort of
magical illusion- Yeah ... at that point.
Speaker 3: So with, um, an 18 you
understand that you, you completely...
You're clear.
Your, your, your intuition is confirmed
that there is some really weird
illusion stuff happening with this-
Adam: Mm-hmm
... Speaker 3: uh, place.
I don't know the spell that was
cast is a bit higher level than-
Adam: Yeah, I figured that
that wisdom
Speaker 3: check would-
Adam: Mm-hmm
... Speaker 3: would allow.
Adam: Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's all.
And they don't attack me or anything for
hitting the window or anything like that?
No,
Speaker 3: no.
They...
No.
Adam: Okay.
Yeah.
See, that's weird too.
They're just,
Speaker 3: they're,
they're just, they're just
Adam: people.
They're docile, so interesting.
Okay.
All right.
He's gonna head back upstairs and, uh, and
join the rest of the group that's around.
Speaker 3: Okay.
You guys, uh, long rest?
Adam: Someone needs to be on watch.
Speaker 5: Rest.
Speaker 2: Uh, yeah.
Yeah,
Speaker 3: I figure you
guys can just take shifts.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Shift time.
Speaker 5: I'll take first one
'cause I can still hold everything.
Okay.
Unless somebody else wants it.
The last one.
I...
Yeah, sorry.
Adam: Yeah.
I remember a little bit before.
Yeah.
'Cause my intelligence is a 10.
It's not too bad.
It's not like I'm a sack
of rocks or anything.
My gnomish wisdom comes in.
Yeah.
I'm
Speaker 5: sitting at a cool
20 for intelligence, so not-
Adam: See, I'm 19 for strength, so I'm
strong, but I do have some wits about me.
My...
That's my lowest.
It's just I don't have any negatives.
Everything's zero pluses besides
dexterity, strength, and constitution.
Speaker 3: Uh, quick question.
Yeah, I'll take first.
How, how are we, uh, how
are we looking on time?
Speaker 2: Uh, 6:00.
So we're good.
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: We are done.
How- We're playing to 7:00?
Yeah.
Is that what we're doing?
Adam: Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Or excuse me, another hour.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing.
Okay.
Great.
Perfect.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Awesome.
So you guys, uh, long rest.
Anything you wanna do
during your long rest?
Speaker 6: I have a
Speaker 2: question.
Um,
Speaker 3: mm-hmm.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Uh, how many tally marks are on...
Was
Speaker 4: it Iz?
Yeah.
Yeah, you could just call her Iz.
Iz.
Is
Speaker 6: that right?
Iz.
Yeah, three.
Um-
Speaker 4: Three
... Speaker 6: three?
Okay.
And how...
What's the timeframe that we know of,
like, when her party would've left and,
like, presumably arrived in the town?
I'm talking to- She said-
Speaker 3: Um, they left-
... Speaker 2: they got here in the
Adam: morning ... yeah.
Well, she says that.
Yeah, they, they
Speaker 3: left.
They...
That's what she said.
The, they left- D-
about like a month or so ago
Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
Right around.
Never mind.
Adam: Time is but an illusion.
Can I just roll perception?
And so is death.
Mya, give me
Speaker 3: a, a per- a perception check.
Speaker 6: Ooh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Um, plus...
Adam: I check myself for
tally marks every time I die.
Speaker 6: Oh, it was almost
17 and then it turned into a 7.
Mm-hmm.
11.
Uh,
Speaker 3: you have one
tally mark on your hand.
71.
Adam: See?
Speaker 6: Oh.
So
Speaker 3: she has...
You have none.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Adam: Let me see.
You
Speaker 2: have-
Speaker 6: Anyone else?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I got it.
I definitely got it.
I think I know it, but that's meta
gaming, so I'm gonna be quiet.
Adam: Perce- 'Cause Zach
Speaker 2: Raven's only perceptible.
Adam: Okay, so did, did- Um- ... didn't
we perceive what the marble, lost
marble guy, insert fantasy name
RPG generator dude's name was?
Didn't we percept, did
he- See the mark on him.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Adam: As well.
Speaker 2: We did.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um-
Speaker 6: No one else
in the group has them?
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 6: Nope.
That I can see?
Yep.
I got pretty good investigation.
I'm just saying.
Adam: I mean, you can
investigate the, the rock
Speaker 2: hard bod - Okay
... Adam: of
Speaker 2: Reginald.
Let's
Speaker 6: go.
Speaker 2: So, so we all, we all...
Are we, are we done
with the long rest now?
Are we still long resting?
Speaker 3: We c- we can be
done with the long rest, yes.
Speaker 2: Uh- Okay ... yeah.
Um- I just wanted to
Speaker 6: resolve that before
Speaker 5: we got
Speaker 6: moved on.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5: I actually do have one
thing that I would like to do.
Um- Yeah ... and you can,
you can tell me if it's...
So I, I'm able to, A, craft
items and B, infuse them.
Um, I would like to craft a ring, and it's
a spell refueling ring, and I'd like to
give that to Iz just 'cause I- Awesome
picked up on that she's
gonna be able to- A gift?
... she's gonna be burning
through spell slots.
Um- Oh, yeah, you know it ... so
while wearing this ring you can
recover one expended spell slot as
an action, and the recovered slot-
Speaker 4: Any level?
... can
Speaker 5: be at any
Speaker 4: level you like.
Oh, the lower- Solid, solid, solid.
So revivified.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Do you have
Speaker 3: more diamonds?
Speaker 5: I,
Speaker 4: I t- uh, I think
I took them as my uncommons.
Or my, uh, common items.
Okay.
So I took two of them.
Speaker 5: Very good.
So you can- Yeah ... you could,
uh, like if in a pinch you have a
ring that you can burn in action-
Speaker 4: Yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah ... once per long
rest to refill a spell slot if you are
just in an absolute pinch and you want
Speaker 4: to.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's gonna rain too.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Um, Dorian, Dorian's gonna walk up to
this and say, um, "Well, uh, official
introductions have not been made.
My Dor- my name is Dorian Physett.
Um, I see, uh, or at least I perceive
you are a, a magic user of sorts.
And seeing as you, uh, brought our friend
back to life, I figured the least I could
do is provide you with something to refuel
spell slots or make, make your job easier.
I foresee this being a rather common
occurrence if the trajectory keeps.
Um, it's nothing big-
Mm-hmm ... but you, uh, you have
a, a panic button if need be."
Speaker 4: I, I appreciate that, sir.
And then, and then just- Um, hopefully
we don't stay here much longer.
Um, I'd like to go home.
Speaker 5: That's, that is the
Speaker 4: goal.
ASAP.
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, never,
never, never a bad idea to
Speaker 4: be prepared.
Totally.
Adam: Totally.
Now, does Anya feel any different?
Speaker 2: I have, I have a thing.
Sam, if- Sure ... Van Draven was going
to make a deduction, what would he
have to roll to make said deduction?
Speaker 3: Um, you, it depends on...
So I would have you roll a history
check first to see if you have
that information, like enough
information to make the deduction.
Then you would make an intelligence check.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Is
Speaker 3: that, is that fair?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
I can do that.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
History is a 13.
Speaker 2: Nah, it's not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Can...
Okay.
Adam: I have a high
history if you need me to.
I'll put on the hat.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, ah.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I
would've given you your magical-
Adam: I could put on the hat.
I have a high history if
you need me to do that.
Yeah.
And then that'll give
me high intelligence.
Yeah, 'cause Reggie gets one.
It'll flip everything.
Can,
Speaker 2: can we do that?
Good sir.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say I can't,
I can't piece it together.
Reggie, can you?
Oh, God.
Speaker 3: Like, it's like,
it's like right there in the,
like the back of your brain.
Like, you know it, but
you like, you, you can't
Speaker 2: quite like- I'm,
I'm trying to piece it together
form the words.
Speaker 3: You're like, "I, I know this.
I know this.
I've seen this.
I've heard of this before."
I know this.
What is it?
Gosh.
Speaker 6: Bub table, I feel like I
might be picking up what you're putting
down, if that makes you feel any better.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 6: But we'll
let Reggie do his thing.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Reggie, give me a roll.
Adam: All right.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're...
Yeah, you're smart now,
you can't talk like that.
Adam: I haven't put on the hat yet.
Speaker 2: D-
Adam: damn.
You're just talking to me.
You're just...
You, you gotta, you gotta talk to me and
I'll t- I'll respond back, so listen.
Speaker 2: Reggie, um, hey little man.
Hey, uh, big...
Little big man, man.
Anyway, look,
Adam: look.
I- I've been dreaming.
Speaker 2: Reggie, I n- I
need you to help me out with
Adam: something.
Yeah.
R- Reggie, Reggie would like to help.
He, he's just been sitting
over here fighting things.
He misses his mama.
Speaker 2: Reggie, put on the
Adam: hat, please.
You need, you need the h- the hat?
Speaker 2: Reggie, please put on
Adam: the hat.
Now.
Okay.
Okay.
He pulls it out his little bag
and he's like, "A- anything,
anything for you, uh, Mr.
Van Draaden."
Speaker 2: Thanks, Reggie.
Okay.
Uh,
I'm looking at our friends' marks.
Adam: Well, I do declare, I think
they have weird tally marks on
their faces, that's for sure.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: I need you to help me out
with this, help me piece it together.
Adam: Sh- sure.
I've pieced some things together before.
I've put a puzzle together.
It was only, uh, 10 pieces before, but...
Speaker 3: It w- it was, it
w- it was a two and up puzzle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like two,
Speaker 2: two and up, for sure.
All right.
History check time.
Adam: Tell them.
But let me tell you this, what I
investigated last night, they had a
tart downstairs and it disappeared
in my hand, and that's suspicious.
And then- Oh, no.
This- ... I threw a table out the
window and they didn't attack me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
This place is...
This is weird.
I've been, I've been telling
Dorian this, this place is odd.
Adam: All right.
Something is in here.
Well, let me, uh, let me see what I
can conjure up here, back in my days.
I rolled a 16 plus four,
which is a 20 for history.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Yeah.
Now we gotta do- Yeah, you're gonna
do- ... investigation, you said?
Or intelligence?
Intelligence.
Adam: Just an intelligence?
Intelligence.
Okay, so that flip-flops that.
So my strength, right, it...
My strength-
Speaker 2: Oh, nat 20.
Adam: Oh, well it's...
It...
Is it for you or for...
Is he rolling?
It's a group.
Is it a group?
We're, we're working together, bro.
We're working together.
Okay.
All right.
I...
'Cause my, my strength and intelligence
flip when I wear the hat, so.
Well,
Speaker 3: if you can
get higher than a 20.
Adam: Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 3: Hey,
Speaker 2: go for
Speaker 3: it.
And that can be Reggie's idea.
Adam: Uh, I rolled a 25,
'cause I rolled a 16.
Speaker 3: So Reggie, Reggie-
Wow ... gets there like, like thir- like
three seconds- just before Van does.
Um-
Adam: And that
Speaker 3: is?
Yeah, you guys have, you've
heard of this before.
It is something that can cause
people to forget memories.
It can cause people to even
forget other people existed.
Um, this is a version from Meta Gaming.
It's a version of the false hydra,
but it is, it is different than-
Okay ... a traditional false hydra.
Speaker 2: But in regards
to the marks themselves.
Speaker 3: You guys have seen it before.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: And are keeping track
of how many times you've seen it.
Speaker 2: That's what the marks are?
Adam: Huh?
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Adam: Wait, hold on.
So the
Speaker 2: marks are-
Adam: I'm confused by what the mark...
You just said we just keep track of what?
What's the, what, what do
the marks keep track of?
How many times do you,
Speaker 5: how many times we've seen the
Speaker 3: monster.
This creature.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Adam: Oh, how many times we
have fought the creature?
Speaker 3: If you've seen...
So think, have you guys
watched Doctor Who?
Uh-
Adam: Yeah.
We get
Speaker 3: some pieces.
Think of the, the, the silence.
Remember?
That's where the- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Adam: S- so it's each time they've
interacted with the, the creature.
Speaker 3: Where, where it's
just see, just laid eyes on it.
Physically.
Speaker 5: Physically seen
Speaker 3: it.
Mm-hmm.
Adam: Physically.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
The moment you walk away,
you forget it immediately.
Adam: But there's a mark on
to say that we've seen it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Something that you guys do to keep track.
Adam: Okay.
All right.
So Anya's seen it once.
Iz has seen it three times?
Mm-hmm.
Or is there an additional one?
Okay.
Just three from this morning, okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was also gonna say the
fact that Anya's died- Well, we don't
Speaker 6: think she's been
here since this morning.
It's probably been a lot more than
Adam: that.
I'm, I'm...
No, I was saying it's like we woke up,
we took a long rest, we woke up, so it's
technically our dawn of second day for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't know what's happening outside
of this, so it could be- Okay ... weeks.
So
Speaker 2: false hydra.
I was thinking initially the,
the lines correlated with death,
'cause Anya had died once.
Mm.
And I was thinking that she might
have, could have died three times,
but resurrection, we don't know how.
Adam: Well, she could have died three
times, but saw the creature three times,
'cause you see the creature through death.
So
Speaker 2: maybe through death or-
Adam: Because we all...
Because think about it.
We all- Yeah ... we all
fought the three beings.
Mm-hmm.
So-
Speaker 2: Now, I'd imagine our group is
discussing this in character as a whole.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, yep.
Adam: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So- Yes,
yes, yes ... obviously,
Speaker 5: uh-
Adam: Reg- Reginald Cumberbatch
gonna take off the hat.
He, he did his- He did his service.
Please, I'm begging you.
Speaker 2: Don't take it off
Adam: Oh,
Speaker 2: no.
I need- A staple it to- I need
Speaker 5: my sweet hat.
I need my sweet dumb Reggie back.
Everybody loves Reggie.
Speaker 3: You got...
Someone needs to spell immovable object,
and then you just cast it on the hat.
You just concentrate on
it- Yeah ... and you can't
Speaker 2: take it off.
Um, okay.
I just, I
Speaker 5: just learned
counter spell to make sure you
Speaker 2: can't
Adam: do it.
Dorian loves Reggie.
Speaker 2: Um, okay.
I'm gonna- Guys, I, uh, I think we
need to get to the bottom of it.
I think we need to go to the
Adam: church.
I think it's time.
Can we check the town
folks for tatty marks?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
We might as well.
Like, when we're leaving the tavern,
I guess we could look at every, um-
' Adam: Cause, 'cause that, that
barkeep Gavin, he's a fraud.
Speaker 6: Let's check each
other, whatever visible skin we
have, every few minutes if we
Speaker 2: can.
Yeah.
So right now, Iz and, uh, Anya tend
to be the only ones with these marks.
Uh, I guess we can look at everybody
just to make sure no marks have appeared.
Speaker 3: Yep.
No, so as far...
You can see, no more marks.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Adam: It, it could be she saw
it when we were into the mist.
'Cause she, 'cause she
was, she was scared.
But remember, Reggie wasn't scared
'cause, 'cause Mama Cumberbatch told
me not to be scared of anything.
Speaker 2: Could be right.
Reggie,
Speaker 5: my, my very brave boy.
Adam: That's what Mama Cumberbatch-
My brave boy ... always said.
I was a very brave boy.
Mama,
Speaker 5: Mama Cumberbatch
would be very proud.
Speaker 2: All right.
Well, I am so down to
check out the church.
I'll be right back.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Before we leave, I am going
to touch Anya and give you Death Ward,
so for the next eight hours, uh, if
you go down, you come back up with one.
Speaker 6: Sick.
Speaker 5: Surprise, next
fight somebody else is getting
Speaker 4: targeted.
Listen, I have limited knowledge- No
of you people.
So far it seems.
Adam: It should've been me.
Damn
Speaker 5: it, you know, see, did
anything happen to me after I drank
that beer, or was it just beer?
Nope, just beer.
Adam: To y- to you it was just beer.
To everybody else- Out of
what I'm consuming ... it
was, it was piss in a bottle.
Speaker 3: If, if, if you knew, if
you knew exactly what spell was being
used, you'd, you would, you would know.
Yeah.
Um, but- Yeah.
Adam: See, I told you Gavin was a fraud.
Speaker 5: Not Dorian, no, that
Speaker 3: is.
Um, uh, Arcane Mirage.
It's an upcasted version of Arcane Mirage.
Speaker 5: Mm.
Okay, cool.
Adam: That was close.
Speaker 3: Which is also a
super dope spell that I'm gonna
use in my own game on Friday.
I'm super excited for
Speaker 5: it.
Well, I, I, I'm gonna have to be
stealing that 'cause that's rad.
Speaker 3: It's so
Adam: great.
Benji was close to figuring it out.
It's right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
It's a...
I think it's an 8th level
upcasted for this adventure.
Adam: Is that whole place Arcane Miraged,
or just the beer?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Piss in a bottle.
Look, he can't reveal the whole
Speaker 3: plot.
I can't, I can't give away everything.
Adam: Hmm.
Speaker 5: Keep
Speaker 3: your
Speaker 5: secrets.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 5: Um, yeah, let's head to
Speaker 3: the church.
Awesome.
Mm-hmm.
You guys leave the, um, the tower.
And right, so you still look outside the
windows and out the, when you open the
door, it still looks like that beautiful,
like, like serene, um, environment.
The moment you step through the threshold
you're back into this kinda decrepit town.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 5: Even when you know
it's an illusion, it's still
disappointing to walk back outside.
Speaker 6: It's just ever so dreamy.
Really bogs
Speaker 2: you
Speaker 6: down
Speaker 2: a
Speaker 6: bit.
Speaker 2: I
Speaker 6: kinda like it.
Yeah, kind of like dying.
Anyway, um, to
Speaker 2: the
Speaker 3: church.
Yes.
Awesome.
Um, you guys walk, um,
back the way you came.
You see these, uh, undead
still on the floor.
Can you guys give me quick
perception checks on them?
Speaker 6: 12.
Speaker 2: 28.
23.
Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah.
19.
Speaker 2: 13.
Speaker 3: You guys notice,
um, their pauldrons, um,
have the symbol of Deviants.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Interesting.
So good, double fuck these guys.
Can we- The rap-scallions.
Yeah, can I just
Speaker 5: give two righteous
middle fingers as we walk off?
Walk by.
Can
Speaker 6: we, like, pry one
of the pauldrons off and bring
it back as, like, evidence?
You know, have something physical
with us in case, for whatever reason,
our memories- Sure ... get weird.
Speaker 2: Vandrayan then- Folk
Speaker 6: tales ... looks
at what we came for.
Look at
Speaker 2: Anya and be like, "Be
careful, they could be infected."
Don't know-
Speaker 6: Yeah, true ... 'cause
Speaker 2: symbiotic.
Where do you,
Speaker 6: uh- Yeah, I'll try and,
like, finagle it with my short sword
and try to, like, cut it off as best I
can without, um, directly touching it.
Speaker 5: Um, yeah.
I was gonna say, I have my gauntlet-
So like, I could grab it with
relative certainty that I don't
think anything's gonna get in.
That would help
Speaker 6: Sure.
Adam: I, I think Reggie's just gonna
walk over and hack off his arm.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Well, that's not what we were
going for, but thank you, Reggie.
Adam: I rolled a 19 to hack off his arm.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
You successfully, like, when one,
like, fell swoop hack off this
guy's arm, and as it, like...
as the arm, like, splits away
from the shoulder blade, like,
this black ooze pusses out.
Make me a, a constitution saving
throw as part of a hit on you.
Adam: Beautiful.
Beautiful.
That was a- Reggie Five
Where's my con save?
Oh, that's plus nine.
25.
Okay, good.
Speaker 3: Um-
Adam: I'm, I'm a hardy
fellow ... the stuff
Speaker 3: starts to, starts to burrow
into your skin, but you try to...
you, like, tense up and
you're able to fight it off.
Adam: Love that I rolled a s- nat 16.
He just wipes it off with his other arm.
He's like...
Well,
Speaker 2: it seems like
Reggie can't get infected-
Adam: from
Speaker 2: his sheer swole-ness.
Speaker 6: Muscle density.
Speaker 2: A lot of
muscle mass on that gnome.
Adam: I, I gotta eat a lot to,
to keep up with this physique.
He's
Speaker 5: too dense.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
I mean, nothing makes sense.
He, he just eats baked goods
and he looks like this.
How lucky.
Speaker 6: You know, it's
really all about the metabolism.
I think that's a little inadequate
Adam: statement.
His six-pack
Speaker 2: has a six-pack.
Adam: Mama Trinketert's stand, it's
because it's made with so much love.
Speaker 2: I need some of that love.
Adam: W- well, w- if we, if we make it
out alive, y'all should come to Tideswell
and we can all eat Mama Trinketert's.
Speaker 2: You know what?
I'll take you up on that, little man.
Little big man.
Big, big little.
I'll take you up on that, man.
Speaker 5: All right.
Church time.
David just can't, David just
can't get the adjectives out.
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
No, not at all.
Adam: I just feel like, I feel like when-
Speaker 2: It, it, it's
so paradoxical what he is.
I cannot do it.
I feel
Adam: like when he starts
saying that, he just, like...
he, like, bounces between each shoulder.
Like, big, big, little.
Little, big.
Looks up and
Speaker 2: down, left and right.
Like, what is this?
Um, okay.
Yeah, church time.
Okay.
Sunday mass.
All right.
Here we go.
Speaker 3: Church time, let's do it.
Adam: Take me to church.
I've been here,
Speaker 3: and I- Um, you
Adam: guys
Speaker 3: walk up to the, the church.
And like, like I, like I said before,
it's completely, completely overgrown
with these, uh, vines and these
massive thorns- The door, um, looks
unbarred and looks like it was, you
know, is able to be used and opened.
And you do see some light coming
in from, uh, through, like,
the stained glass windows.
Speaker 5: Do we hear any noise?
Speaker 3: Uh, you can
roll me perception checks.
Perception.
Yeah.
Roll me, roll me
Speaker 5: perception.
Ooh.
It's gonna be an
Adam: 18.
Sorry, 19.
Speaker 3: 16.
Um, yeah, you hear some, some, uh,
like scuffling and maybe, like-
Maybe not ... some, like, chanting.
Like there's, like- Oh ... a
service or something going on.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Um, I'm gonna do bat.
Adam: Can you turn into something
else- Bat ... other than
Speaker 2: a bat?
No, just a bat.
Just a bat.
Um, I'm gonna turn into a bat and I'm
gonna try to fly to a very high window
to see if I can't see what's inside.
If there's- Yeah ... a window available.
Speaker 3: There is.
There, there is.
Oh.
You can kind of fly up to the top of
the steeple, kind of where the bell
tower is at, and kind of look down.
And you see, um, you see a couple things.
There's a, there's, there's, like, a,
a, an individual who's clearly, clearly
the, the, the head priest kind of doing
his ceremonious thing at, at the altar.
He has a couple, like,
page boys that are around.
And, uh, there are some congregate members
that are kind of in and around kneeling
and doing kind of their, their thing.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 6: Uh- What are the
chances that that's an illusion?
Speaker 2: Back, back down.
Yeah, I'm gonna go back down and I'm gonna
say, "Uh, looks like a normal service.
There is a clergy man in there."
Speaker 6: We were also specifically
told to check out the cemetery,
if I remember correctly.
Well,
Speaker 2: maybe
Speaker 6: we'll- Do you want to do
that- ... address ... before going inside?
Or go inside through to the cemetery, um-
Adam: We're just passing
Speaker 6: by ... try to detect any
information- ... that might be helpful.
Although if they're under the same
influence as the people in the bar,
that might not be in our best interest.
Speaker 5: I, I'm, I'm inclined to agree.
Uh, going in guns blazing
might not be the best idea.
Adam: No.
I, I can go in with an arm.
It could hold up- No ... a peace sign.
Speaker 5: No.
Don't do that.
Speaker 2: No.
It
Speaker 5: can't be good.
Ima, I love you.
Anyway.
The sight of you would freak out anyone
that is not used to looking at you.
Just I say this with all
the love in the world.
Speaker 2: And, uh, Draven's gonna look
back at Is, and I'm gonna say, "All right.
You're celestial.
Got any idea what this is?"
Speaker 4: Um, tomfoolery perhaps.
Uh, is there any, like, uh,
symbols to a specific religion?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Yeah, there, there's definitely the, on
the stained glass there's definitely,
like, runes and depictions of, like,
historical events in Glaterel, Mia
Uh, arcana or r- religion check?
Yeah.
Religion
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do religion
'cause I have a minus one to arcana.
Yeah.
That's not even better.
Um, three plus three, I got a six.
Man.
Speaker 3: Um,
I, I feel like this, I still feel like
this would be pretty common knowledge.
Um-
Adam: I
Speaker 3: rolled a
Adam: 10, if that helps
... Speaker 3: it's, yeah, it's, uh, it does.
Speaker 4: Me and you, bud.
Uh,
Speaker 3: it looks like this,
uh, church is dedicated to Tyr.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Adam: Oh,
Speaker 2: fuck.
Whoops.
Adam: That's right, that's right.
There's scales and a big hammer.
Speaker 2: And, um, what does...
I think who's gonna
relay that information?
Speaker 4: I can.
Yeah, I relay it to you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay.
I think Draven's gonna kinda take
a step back and just look at the
ground, and he's gonna be like...
I can go in.
I,
I have, uh, history with this god.
Speaker 6: Oh?
Care to share before we send you into
the proverbial jaws of the beast?
Speaker 2: Um,
Tyr saved my life.
Tyr guides my very bow in
the fight against this.
He...
Then Draven's gonna, like,
s- s- kinda shake his head.
He's gonna be like, "I've
been called worse things than
crazy, but Tyr speaks to me.
I hear him often.
And, uh,
I have utmost devotion to this god."
That's it.
If
Speaker 5: you have any arguments to that
one, my friend, please, by all means.
Speaker 2: Uh, I am going to see
if Sam will allow me, uh, before I
walk into this church, I'm going to
kneel down in prayer and see if I
can communicate with Tyr, if allowed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: What would
you like me to roll, good
Speaker 3: sir?
Um, how would, how would Van try to
Speaker 2: commune?
Uh, it's gonna be almost like a
meditation, but he is gonna lift his
hands up side by side, be on both- Uh,
he's gonna be kneeling on both legs
and bowed head, hands up side by side.
But within his hands
he's gonna have his bow.
Okay.
Like, kinda l- lifting it
up as if it is an offering.
'Cause that's how his justice
is guided through Tyr.
So yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Uh, then yeah, roll me
like a survival check.
Speaker 2: Hm, okay.
Well...
19.
Speaker 3: 19.
Um, Van, as you kinda hold
your bow up, you, um, you do
feel some kind of presence.
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3: But it feels extremely distant.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
If you remember, if you remember,
Tyr and Grummash were struck down.
Speaker 2: Killed, yeah.
They were killed.
Speaker 3: Um, so there, there is still
some kind of essence left, but very faint.
Speaker 2: Okay.
That's fair.
Adam: Okay.
Speaker 2: Um...
Adam: Okay.
That's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna look back and I'm gonna say,
"I don't think they're worshiping
that god, my god, in there."
And, uh, Fandravon's gonna throw his
cloak over his head and kinda like
he's just a m- a pious monk, walk into
the, uh, chapel to see what's going
on- Awesome ... to see if he can hear.
Speaker 3: Uh, Van, you walk into this
chapel and it, it's, it's beautiful.
It's ornate with gold and
platinum and electrum.
Like, there's all these
beautiful paintings on the wall.
And at the very kind of opposite
to this, the dais here, the altar,
then a, behind the altar, um,
there's, there is a tapestry, um, of
Tyr- Mm ... but it's been defaced.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Um, can I get a little bit closer and just
see if I can hear what they're talking,
or, like, what the main priest guy is-
Speaker 3: Yep, yep
... Speaker 2: preaching?
Speaker 3: Yes, you can.
Okay.
Um, you get, you get a little bit closer.
And roll me, roll me
perception with advantage.
Speaker 2: Perception with advantage?
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Speaker 2: That is gonna be a 20.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Uh, you kind of incline your ear
from, from the corner that you're in
and you hear him say a few things.
It doesn't really sound like a sermon.
More than it does like
a motivational speech.
Not once does he bring up Tyr.
Not once does he talk about justice.
But rather he's talking about how
to reach within yourself for power.
For power and meaning and belonging.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Okay.
I'm just gonna walk back out.
Adam: Okay.
Speaker 2: Slowly and relay all
this information to the, the crew.
I'm gonna just look at them and
say, "Yeah, this isn't a place
of worship for Tyr anymore.
I don't know what's going on.
Um, it's motivational
self rising speeches.
I don't...
Nothing makes sense here.
I don't, I don't understand it.
Speaker 6: Um" Sounds
like deviant words to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Agree, my, my friend.
If you feel this strongly
about Tyr, we can, we can do
away with it if, if you want.
Speaker 2: I d- I
Speaker 5: don't know how much
noise you're willing to make, but...
Speaker 2: I, I don't
know if it's malicious.
I, I can't find out.
We can go in there and ask
together, but this is a...
We're a team.
I'm not doing this on my own.
What do y'all think?
Speaker 6: Light it on
fire and see what happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
We have, we are currently are
working with zero information.
The worst they can do is...
Well, really a lot, but we, we
need to know what they, they know.
Speaker 2: Okay.
All right.
Well, y'all down for walking in there?
Okay.
I'm in.
Let's
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 2: I'll walk first and have a
arrow nocked back just in case, and, uh,
look at the main priest if we all
walk in together and go, "Excuse me."
Speaker 3: Yes.
How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Why is there
no devotion to Tyr?
What's happening?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Tyr.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: The god.
Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
I'm aware.
Speaker 2: You're in his temple.
Why are you not worshiping him?
Speaker 3: Why would I worship
a god who can die, who is dead?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Some god- I think that's, I think
that's gonna piss, uh, Draven off and...
Adam: Yeah.
Some god,
Speaker 2: man.
Speaker 6: Lo- logically- I'm gonna
pull up my hood and preemptively hide.
Yeah.
Oh.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: walk- I've
Speaker 5: already, I've already
kicked, I've already kicked
the power plug on my gauntlets.
Adam: Let me introduce you to a
book that says God's not dead.
I'm
Speaker 2: gonna, I'm gonna
say, uh, "You must be mistaken.
You truly wouldn't worship a god that is
just and good just because of the fact
that he's gone from the realm we can see."
Speaker 3: So if he is a god that
stands for justice and goodness and
he's the one who's dead, then why don't
we just turn our attention to that
Speaker 2: which is good and just?
Which is what?
Speaker 3: That's a great question.
Many of the world's unknown mysteries.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, friend.
How do you feel about Malakar?
Speaker 3: Not warm and fuzzy,
if that's what you mean.
Speaker 6: It's better than
what we thought I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: No, I was r- I was
ready to launch- You were very
worried ... the, I was so ready.
Um- There's an
Speaker 6: improvement
... Speaker 2: Hail Hydra.
Yeah.
Speaker 5: For real.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Um- That's
Speaker 2: what I was
Speaker 5: waiting for
... Speaker 2: okay.
Fine.
You don't believe in a god that died for
this realm along with Bahamut and Gruumsh.
Sure, whatever.
But what's going on in your town?
What about that?
If everything is just and good
and we're supposed to find that,
why are you letting this happen?
Speaker 3: Do, do you think
I'm some powerful sorcerer?
I don't have that kind of ability.
Speaker 2: No, but you do seem to
understand that something's happening
where all the rest of the townsfolk don't.
Of course I do.
Speaker 3: Of course I do.
I have eyes.
Speaker 6: Does he have any tally
Speaker 2: marks?
Yeah.
Let's see if he's got any tally marks.
Can I perceive that?
Uh, yeah.
Per- per- yeah, perception.
Okay.
Let's see.
Let's see how many tally marks you
Speaker 3: got there.
16.
That is a 30.
A 30.
You see he has, um, the, what,
the beginnings of, of a set
of five underneath his robe.
Oh, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Okay.
So you've seen what we're dealing
with, you just don't know it.
Speaker 3: I beg your pardon?
Speaker 2: You never questioned why you
have tally marks engraved in your skin?
Speaker 3: Where?
He kinda looks down and like starts
to kinda like look at his self.
Kinda pulls back his, his
robe and is like, "Oh."
He goes, "That's strange.
Um, no, I don't."
Okay.
Try to
Speaker 2: wash these off.
You can't.
Go ahead, try.
Speaker 3: Um, he goes over and
grabs, uh, a basin of water and tries
to scrub it out and nothing comes
Speaker 5: out.
Speaker 2: Um-
Speaker 6: Right, just Sharpie.
Speaker 2: Um
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's that
magic marker literally.
Um- Leo was gonna say we
Speaker 5: need to dry erase marker
Speaker 2: stat.
Um,
I'm gonna look at him and I'm gonna say,
"Your town's afflicted by something.
We're trying to figure out what.
Deviants are trying to control it and if
you don't feel so kindly about Malakar,
I suggest you help, help us stop this."
And I am actually gonna
flick him the vial.
Um, like 'cause I'm imagining I'm
pretty relatively close to this guy.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
' Speaker 2: Cause he pissed me off
so I'm gonna gently toss this vial
praying to God this man has reflexes.
Let's- Decent reflexes.
Let's,
Speaker 3: let's, let's roll for it.
Speaker 2: Let's roll for it.
Um- Okay.
Fuck it.
Might have infected him.
Let's see.
Speaker 3: Let's do a, a, a,
a 10 or higher he succeeds.
Yeah, it's a 10 or higher.
10 or higher.
I'd say he's not the worst.
Okay.
10 or higher.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh, he rolls a 12.
He's like, he-
Speaker 2: Okay
... Speaker 3: he like catc-
he was able to catch it.
One sec.
Speaker 2: You drink that.
I'm just joking.
He, he just uncorks it, pops it.
Just shoots right in back of his,
Speaker 3: his
Speaker 2: mouth, yeah.
Yeah.
He goes, "Interesting.
Speaker 3: How did you manage this?"
Speaker 2: A lot of your town's folk and
some of the deviants are infected with it.
Hmm.
We've been fighting it on the way here.
It's a, it's a blight-
Infect
Speaker 3: you
... Speaker 2: of some sort.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Well,
let me level with you.
I don't really know what, what to do here.
I, I'm just trying to give people
as much hope as possible, but
I'm not an adventurer or so.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Um, can we perceive if- If anybody in
the room else is having any kind of
reaction to what we're saying at all?
Speaker 3: Um, yeah, I think
with, like, a quick glance.
You see everyone's kind of just
minding their own business.
Speaker 2: Okay.
I'm gonna look at Anya and I'm gonna say,
" Adam: All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to the cemetery.
This guy doesn't know shit."
I'm gonna look back at him, kind
of give him, uh, like, kinda
dodgy eyes 'cause he did say, you
know, Tyr's a weak god, basically.
So I was like, all right.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: Um, Van, roll me a wisdom
saving throw as you, uh, walk away.
Speaker 2: Oh, great.
Oh, fuck.
That's a nat 1.
Oh, that's
Speaker 5: not...
What I can do is not gonna help.
Speaker 2: All
Speaker 5: right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Thank
Speaker 5: you.
Keep going.
Speaker 2: Ah.
I already got a fucking feeling.
Um, okay.
Let's go to the, uh...
Let's go to the grave
or the, the cemetery.
Cemetery.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Um, you guys walk out the
church, back around behind.
Um, and you see a, uh, a full, like...
It, it's, it's a modest cemetery.
It's not huge, but it,
it's, it's big enough.
Think in, like, the ones in the backside
of, like, those ones in Red Dead 2, right?
Those very small-
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
Yep
... Speaker 3: um, that kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: Blackwater grave, yep.
Speaker 3: Yep, exactly.
Um, there's a gentleman who's
older who's start- who's currently
digging, um, graves with a pile
of bodies kind of off to the side.
Speaker 5: We- You
Speaker 6: can sneak and
Speaker 5: try to approach ... the
bodies look similar to the ones
we, the ones we fought out, out
in the, like, courtyard area of
Speaker 2: the
Adam: town square?
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5: Um, I guess Dorian's gonna
walk up if nobody else has anything
and say, uh, "Greetings, friend.
Um, I gotta ask, what, where, where
did these bod- what happened to
Speaker 3: these folks?"
Uh, he ignores you and he
keeps digging his grave.
Speaker 5: Did he, like, even
register that I, like, walked up?
No.
He didn't even, like,
Speaker 3: look up?
No.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Uh, I guess Dorian's gonna turn
around to the, the rest of the
Speaker 2: party and be like, "It looks
like he's not going to be much help."
No, he will.
And I'm gonna notch
back an arrow and shoot
Speaker 3: the shovel out of his hand.
Uh, just plink.
The, the shovel, like,
his try- out of his hand.
He kinda just stops.
His hands kinda go down.
Adam: Oh,
Speaker 2: sweet.
Speaker 3: He walks over and grabs the
Speaker 2: shovel and
just starts digging again.
Hey, we're talking to you
Speaker 3: Keep sticking.
Adam: How many tally marks do you have?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
How many...
Can we do a group check of tally
marks right now and make sure
everybody is still not tallied?
Yeah, I was
Speaker 3: gonna say.
Yep, yep, yep.
Um, so, uh, Grace and Sky still
have your, your three and the one.
Those haven't left.
Um, let's find out.
Uh, Van, you have one.
Speaker 2: Where's it at?
Speaker 3: Where do you want
Speaker 2: it?
Hmm.
So it's just like a slash,
kinda like a cool scar.
It's like a slash.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Right over my eye, literally.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Right there.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Speaker 2: The most
Speaker 5: metal one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
I want cool scars.
Adam: He's, he's just gonna keep getting
tally marks all the way across his
Speaker 2: face.
Yeah, no, he probably will.
I'll get one on my other eye too, I will.
I'm gonna look like Deadpool, kind of.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: Um, no, I'm gonna
have one over my eye right now.
Okay.
And, uh, it's gonna be kinda
the right eye, or my right
eye, the character's right eye.
Um, I'm gonna...
Can I feel
Speaker 6: the
Speaker 2: indention of it?
Mm-hmm.
You know, for someone very perceptive,
I sure don't remember shit.
And, uh, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna
be, uh, real honest with you here.
I have no idea what we're doing anymore.
Speaker 6: I wanna try something
weird, if you'll allow it.
Okay.
Speaker 5: Yep, go for it.
Speaker 6: I wanna just do, like, a full,
like, 360, just scanning as much of, like,
the surrounding area as I can, and just
trying to commit all of it to memory, and
just kind of do, like, mental check of,
like, are there any blips in my memory?
And then also check for tally marks after
I do that, and just trying to get as close
of a look at- Yeah ... everything around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Particularly the graveyard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can, that
can be perception or intelligence.
Adam: She's taking mental pictures.
Yeah.
Speaker 6: Taking a mental panorama.
Speaker 2: Pulls out her
Speaker 6: iPhone.
Mm.
Press record.
Speaker 2: Panora- yeah, panoramic view.
Panoramic view.
Adam: Remember in our mission
notes it always said to write our
names down so we don't forget them.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Uh, it's not great.
It's just a
Speaker 3: 12.
Um,
yeah, with a 12, everything...
You're able to kinda, like, keep, k-
commit the surroundings to memory.
Nothing looks off, outside of it
being a overgrown, mostly undead town.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Tally check?
Speaker 3: Uh, no tallies.
No extra tallies
Speaker 2: I'm lost.
Yeah.
Adam: Dorian and I give each other
a high five for not getting HIV.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a
bold- ... bold, uh, comparison.
Took a, took a turn.
Yeah.
Um...
Speaker 6: Oh, we should also
check that one guy's friend.
The being buried or has been buried.
Speaker 2: One guy's friend.
Yes.
Speaker 6: The survivor that we
talked to 'cause he was like- One
with the four tattoos ... "Ooh,
bring back his dog tags."
Or fantasy dog tags or whatever.
This is, this is- Homie?
Part
Adam: of him.
Insert, insert random generated name
Speaker 4: here.
Speaker 6: Insert.
Insert other random...
Adam: You just see I- Yeah, your friend.
But I don't know his fucking
name ... you just have Iz.
Iz is
Speaker 6: just like, "Homie, what up?"
My ho- His, his
Speaker 3: name's-
Speaker 6: My guy His
Speaker 3: name is Homie.
His name is Homie.
Homie.
His name is now Homie.
Speaker 6: It is now.
Adam: Yep.
Yep.
Well, we're supposed to look around
the cemetery, right, for a, I'm
assuming a crypt or of some sort.
Mm-hmm.
So.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's spread
out and start checking graves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll start
Speaker 6: looking around.
Do you guys wanna go
together and check graves?
Adam: Should we do it in pairs?
Should I say...
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's.
Adam: Sounds good.
The gang's all here.
Should we do
Speaker 2: it?
All right.
Adam: Am I Scooby-Doo in this instance?
I think so.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 6: Um, uh, Red, Red-
Speaker 2: Van,
Speaker 3: Van, Van is your Shaggy
Blue is
Adam: Scooby-Doo
Speaker 2: and Shaggy.
Oh, Van, I don't know.
I think Van is
Speaker 3: Shaggy.
Are you Fred?
Speaker 2: He...
Yeah, I guess Van's.
Van is definitely Scooby-Doo 2:
Monsters Unleashed Fred, where he-
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We're, we're definitely riding
the back of a motorcycle in jorts.
Okay, just let me just
Speaker 3: say that is a,
that is a fantastic movie.
Speaker 2: That's, no,
that's a great movie.
I'm not saying shit about it.
It's a great movie.
Somebody can pat-
Speaker 5: Yeah ... somebody can patch
these hands if they say otherwise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
That's a fact.
I- Monsters Unleashed is great.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
He's, he is Bon Jovi, Dead or Alive,
motorcycle back Fred, for sure.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2: 100%.
Yeah.
100%.
No doubt.
I
Speaker 3: think, uh, Dorian's more,
has, gives me more of a Velma vibe.
Speaker 2: Dorian is 100%
Velma, in the best way possible.
Speaker 5: Best way.
Not upset by this at all.
Speaker 2: Like, Velma's so fucking
badass in the Scooby-Doo movies.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: The leather suit,
that was my gay awakening.
Oh.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 4: I
Speaker 2: don't know, man.
That was just my awakening.
I said, "Yep."
Speaker 6: That was just
Speaker 2: my- I said, "Yep.
That's it.
That's-"
Speaker 6: That's it.
New level of consciousness unlocked.
Adam: Mine was always
Megan Fox in Transformers.
Oof.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
That'll do, that'll
Speaker 5: do.
Big, big, big toe
Speaker 3: thumbs.
Ruined
Speaker 2: it.
Uh-oh.
Bumblebee was my awakening, truly.
I was like, "Yep, that's it too."
Adam: All right.
So I guess we go investigate together.
All right.
Awesome.
So what are we, what are
Speaker 3: we doing?
Investigat- uh, give me,
give me investigation checks.
Yeah.
Who, who's splitting up
Adam: who?
I guess me
Speaker 2: and- I'm going-
Adam: Who wants Reggie?
Speaker 2: Okay, because look, it's,
it's- That's what we know ... we're
gonna group of three and a group of two.
So I'm gonna go with Is and
Anya, and y'all two since
Adam: y'all already- Ah, yes.
We're, we're...
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, let's- Tally free.
Let's go.
#tallyfree.
Tally free squad.
You said
investigation.
For now.
Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, that is a 27 for me.
Awesome.
Damn.
Give me one from the other group
Speaker 4: too.
I got a four.
Adam: That is 15 for me.
Speaker 4: I got a four, so if anybody
of my other group, my group would like to
Adam: roll again.
I got a 19.
What are we rolling for?
What is this check?
Investigation.
Investigation.
I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do just kind of
general, general investigation.
Adam: Okay.
Yeah, 15.
Speaker 6: Um.
Oh, I got two and it turned into an 11.
Speaker 3: Ooh.
Um, Van, you, you see that there are,
um, a lot of, like, tracks coming
in and out, like footprints coming
in and out of this, uh, graveyard.
Far more than, like, one individual,
like the one grave digger could from just
walking back and forth and doing his job,
um, of different, like, foot sizes and
foot and boot prints, that kind of stuff.
Um, Dorian, you see, um, on the
back of some of these headstones,
large, deep, like, gashes, almost as
something, like, took a, like a claw
thing to, to them on the backside.
Speaker 5: Do I notice any
particular pattern to, like, ones
that do and ones that don't, or
are they all pretty much happening?
Speaker 3: Um, no, it's kind
of all, like, hit or miss.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: 15.
15.
Cool.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay.
All right.
Speaker 5: I'm, I'm gonna relay that to...
Oh, I guess, but are we meeting back
up, or is this just like we're doing a
little bit more of an in-depth search?
Speaker 2: I am genuinely
curious about, like, why...
'Cause the, the, the grave digger is just,
he's digging one grave, like a mass grave.
Is that what I'm understanding?
Adam: Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wanna
Speaker 6: check out the bodies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can we look at
the bodies- Yeah ... to see, like,
if we can find any identification?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then can we lay that back to the
s- like, the tombstone things?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Yeah, but you go over, um,
and look at the bodies.
Do you touch any of them or kinda
interact with them in any way?
Speaker 2: N- I'm gonna grab-
You cannot look ... like, an
arrow and, like, prod around.
I'm not gonna touch 'em, touch 'em.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, a- as you go to kinda
look and kinda poke 'em, uh, the
gravedigger speaks up and goes,
" Speaker 2: I wouldn't
touch them if I were you."
Oh, so you, you do talk.
Good to know.
Mm.
Speaker 3: Uh,
Speaker 2: go ahead and tell me why.
Speaker 3: "See that there?"
Kinda gestures over to
the one, one on top.
Speaker 2: What am I looking at here?
Speaker 3: Right there.
He kinda, he kinda points and
he says, "They're all infected."
Speaker 2: Can you tell
me, uh, this one's name?
I f- fear I, uh, I might have known him.
"That...
Speaker 3: Oh, that one's Homie."
Speaker 2: Homie.
Adam: This light bulb go off
with Is right then, right then.
Yeah.
I'm
Speaker 2: gonna
Speaker 4: say- Breaks down crying.
Not my Homie.
Oh,
Speaker 2: no.
Homie.
Uh, we need to get his
dog tags, do we not?
Like, that's what the person asked for.
Adam: Yep.
Speaker 2: Um, can I, like...
Can I say, "Well, I need, uh, I
need the tags around his neck."
Adam: Does no one have Mage Hand?
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I could
probably- I mean- ... pick,
kinda finagle it with an arrow.
Make sure, like, it doesn't get on me,
Speaker 4: but.
I don't mind grabbing it for my Homie.
Pour One Out.
Just
Speaker 2: str- straight grabbing it?
Speaker 4: Straight grabbing it.
If- Go for it ... unless
somebody stops me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean-
I'll- ... I'm gonna try to stop you.
I'm gonna say, "Are you, are you sure?
I don't want you getting infected."
Reggie
Speaker 5: runs in
here, sort of just like,
" Speaker 4: Oh."
My Homie died on my watch, man.
I gotta- Look, I know you
want- ... I gotta do this for him
... Speaker 2: you can pour one out for
Homie, but we can't do it like this.
You won't...
Your Homie would want you
to be smarter than this.
Adam: Does she even realize her Homie
Speaker 4: died?
Adam: My
Speaker 4: Homie knows I
have a nine intelligence.
I can't.
Speaker 2: You're much stronger than me.
That's fair.
I don't think I can stop
Adam: you now.
You mean Reggie is smarter than Is?
What is this world?
Reggie
Speaker 4: is smarter than Is.
Oh, no.
Speaker 2: She's just a
really passionate cleric.
How could that happen?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my lowest stat.
Zero- I put intelligence ... zero
knowledge how it's actually happening.
She just knows it happened.
Yeah.
Adam: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
So yeah, I-
Speaker 3: So, uh, Is, you touch it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I touch it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Great.
Uh, roll me a constitution
saving throw, please.
Shit.
With disadvantage.
Okay.
Speaker 4: Oh,
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Speaker 2: Multiple dis-
Speaker 4: That's not good, my friends.
That is a, uh, four, five, six-
Speaker 2: Six.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
Six.
Well, it's time
Speaker 6: they gotta
find out what happens when
Speaker 3: someone gets infected.
You go, you go and grab the dog,
you're able to grab the dog tags.
Uh, but you feel this like intense,
like piercing pain, um, in your,
in your wrist and up your forearm.
As you look down and you see part of the,
the goo has burrowed into your skin and
you can kind of see it leaving black,
almost like ink-like marks underneath
your, like the couple levels of your skin.
Speaker 2: Oh, great.
Brother boo.
It's evil deading her, you know?
Hey, uh, we gotta chop off your
hand and put a chainsaw on it.
Yeah.
Adam: Wrench is good at chopping things.
You're, you're
Speaker 2: infected.
This is why I told you not to do
it.