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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Here we are, Friday! Yeeeeeeeah! What's happening people? Good morning!
Welcome to the Viktor Wilt Show! Holy cow, it has been a week has it not? But we're almost done, or hopefully we are, I don't know what your schedule is, but I am almost done. Well, you know, time-wise. Work-wise I got quite the pile. Last couple weeks the workload increased, I'd say, you know, significantly, which is fine. It's making the days go by fast, but when Friday rolls in you're like, oooook!
I don't know, it's a lot to get done in one day. We'll see how it goes. But I hope you're ready for the weekend. I guess we could look at what we got going on for weather this weekend. Or am I supposed to talk about weather in a bit? Maybe I should look ahead.
No, now is fine. Alright, we'll just use Idaho Falls as the regional average here. Looking like it's going to be pretty nice, really. Today, looking at a high of 80. Yeah, going to be cooking today. And then tomorrow and Sunday pretty much sitting about the same beginning of the week. I mean they're saying on Tuesday we could get up close to 90, with extremely high winds. Alright, er, well I shouldn't say extremely high, but a little bit windy. It's looking pretty good moving forward, so yeah. Maybe one of these days I'll get my backyard mode.
We'll see. Alright, let's take a look at what's going on on the old internet here. Alright, what addiction seems harmless, but can destroy your 30s? We know how good the internet is at properly answering questions. Let's see if they have addictions that actually seem harmless. Because most addictions, people can find harm in them, right? You would think so. Alright, work without any balance or rest. Um, I think everybody knows that's not harmless. You have to have some relaxation time, unless you're a Lieutenant Crane and all you do is work. And one of these days it'll catch up with them.
It simply will. Ah, what else do we have here? Constantly postponing your health until later.
Again. I think most people would know that's not harmless. And also, is that an addiction? I'm addicted to postponing going to the doctor. I don't think so.
That sounds ridiculous. My disappointment with the internet increases day by day, I tell you what. Uh, addiction that seems harmless, somebody mentioned alcohol. Everybody knows it's not good for ya. What are they talking about?
I've never heard anybody say this stuff might be bad. Yeah, sure. Alright, social media. I think most people know at this point that's bad for your brain. But we're all hooked on it, right?
Getting ready to fire up Facebook myself. Why? I don't know. So I can post some kind of content that hopefully brings you some joy. Oh, let's see, escapism? Alright. I guess if you're just locking yourself up by yourself every single day, every day of the year, you're not nothing wrong with a little bit of a alone time. Okay. See, here's somebody mentions the addiction of getting high.
It doesn't matter what substance. Well, no kidding, nobody thinks that that is harmless. Who are these people on the... I swear, there's been thousands of responses to this question. And has anybody answered it properly yet?
Not that I've seen. Okay. Sitting on your butt. Too much time sitting on your butt. I guess that could seem harmless. But again, most people know they need to get some exercise. Gambling.
Duh, people know. That's not good. You can lose a lot of money. Eating fast food. People know it's not good for you. Sugar. Alright, I've had it with this thread.
The internet's dumb. No matter where you go. Good morning, my friends. What's up?
It's Victor Wilt. Welcome to the program on a Friday. Hope everything's going fantastic thus far. I know it's early, but, you know, start it off with a positive attitude. Maybe it'll end up being pretty good.
That's what I'm trying to do. Just need a little bit more caffeine. Gotta get jacked so I can tackle the projects and tasks ahead. Ugh, I don't want to think about that right now.
I need, again, more energy. Stupid CPAP mask came disconnected from the hose in the middle of the night for the first time in like a month. Been doing pretty good. I mean, I haven't been getting enough sleep, but the sleep's at least been good. I've been remembering to put the mask on, you know, not falling asleep watching TV. But then, of course, on a Friday, it's gotta come disconnected in the middle of the night. Nothing worse than sleeping with that stupid mask on when it's not connected to air.
Not recommended. Alright, let's see here. What do we got going on online? Somebody was asked what used to be a sign of being poor, but is now a luxury or status symbol?
Could be interesting. Well, I'm old. How many of these things do I remember? Oh, I was just reading through a thread about getting old. I had to close that one out real quick. Like, whoa.
No, no, I don't need to read this information. Alright, sign of being poor, but is now a luxury or status symbol. Living in the upper floors of an apartment building? Okay, this makes sense. Back in the day before elevators, the wealthy lived on the lowest floors so they wouldn't have to walk stairs. Now, got them elevators, it's like, oh, I got the view. And things have certainly flipped.
I don't know if that's the case in most places. I mean, what's the tallest building in Idaho Falls? Like, four stories maybe? I mean, we don't have tall buildings around here.
What else we got here for things that used to be a sign of being poor? Oh, this is an essay that somebody wrote about, window glass. We'll just go ahead and go, I can't, I'm not going to read all that.
Keep it easy. Lobsters, oysters, and caviar. Yeah, I do recall reading that lobsters used to be considered like trash food. Now, well, when's the last time you bought some? Not cheap.
Not cheap whatsoever. That's weird. I just realized, maybe I didn't have a dream about eating lobster. Maybe I was just hoping that the place we went last night for dinner had lobster. It's not the type of place you're going to find lobster, so I don't know where I'm going with this or why my brain went in that direction.
But anyhow. Now, certainly not considered trash food anymore. All right, it used to be a sign of being poor, but it is now a status or symbol of luxury. Being very slim, yeah, back in the day, the fatter you were, the more you showed, hey, I got money for this food. Now I'm just like, can I slim it down a little bit?
I would assume that if I could stop eating ice cream and things before bed, that would help. Didn't do it last night. I got into bed. Oh, it was way too late. It was after I got some crap dealt with that had to be done.
I mean, shut in the hot tub if you really care. I almost grabbed the Snickers, but I'm like, just go to bed, dude. You're tired, but you don't need to bow down to Snickers. Go to sleep.
All right, walking everywhere. Is that considered a sign of luxury? No. It's just walking.
Yeah, I guess this person's thoughts on this are back in the day. People walked because they couldn't afford a car. Now people pay good money to walk in walkable neighborhoods. I'm pretty sure that nobody on the planet is considering walking a sign of a luxury. All right.
Skirt steak, lobster, olive oil on rustic bread. Pulling up in a new F-150, when was pulling up in a new video or a new vehicle a sign of wealth or luxury? Sure, maybe it was a pickup truck, but still if it was brand new. Yeah, again, just like the previous break, the internet is just filled with stupid people. I can be one of them. Okay, I'm not judging everyone else. I'll throw myself under the bus too. So yesterday ended up doing a bunch of running around in the evening, which yeah, it's got to be done. But you end up every time picking up something that like you didn't plan. And we got back late enough that it was like, all right, we'll put these groceries away tomorrow, but I know I'm going to dig through those bags and be like, why not buy this crack? Because I guess millennials spend tons of money on unnecessary status symbols, at least according to the internet. I don't think I bought anything last night that is going to be like, look at me.
Look how cool I am. I was mainly like cleaning supplies and food and crap. But let's find out what are essentially status symbols that millennials spend unnecessary amounts of money on. Right out of the gate, somebody talk about collecting stuff, especially those with nostalgia and that comes from an addict collector. Do you think all those books I have in my house are a status symbol? Keeping the status as a nerd at tip top levels. That's me.
Look at all these books. Oh, yet another thing I don't want to think about at home. It's part of the mess. Bookshelves need to be rearranged, but that's low on the priority list. Too much other crap to get done first. At least I did some. I even sorted it chores before I left the house this morning and restarted the dryer. That felt good. Do some more laundry lunch. Yeah. I am going to crush and destroy Mount Laundry one of these days.
I'm it's driving me crazy. Glad I got the weekend ahead. Maybe I can get something done. We'll see. Oh, remember no sleeping into more. OK, hang on.
What is the internet? Say people are blowing all their money on. Yeah, if you want to collect something, go for it. You never know. It could be worth money someday. Don't let anybody tell you to not collect this or that. OK, could be worth some bank. Fire up, you know, Antiques Roadshow or Pond Stars, even though that shows fake. Antiques Roadshow probably is too.
OK, what else aside from collectible crap? Oh, let's see. Somebody saying these responses aren't even unique to millennials. OK, well, I haven't seen any responses.
Attending high profile international sporting events or niche local cultural experiences so I can share it online to provide social proof of an active, engaged life, even though I'm broke and miserable. Well, I think that's pretty much everybody. Maybe that last person was right. Everything's extremely expensive. So if you post yourself doing anything, it does look like you've got a few spare bucks. I don't even want to say how much money it costs to go to Yellowstone.
Two nights a hotel. Yeah. It was ridiculous not to mention the gas to get there. Food.
Yeah, never spent so much on pizza in my life. And I even picked it up myself. I drove. I mean, you ever driven through Ireland Park? It's like, I'm going to drive to the next stop. Miles and miles later.
OK, sorry. What else are millennials blowing money on? Let's see. Trucks. Yet nowadays, I got lucky. I bought mine before the pandemic. Anybody who's bought a truck post pandemic, I'm sorry. But that goes for cars, too.
Ah, let's see here. Funko pops again back to collecting. You know what? If you want to collect Funko pops, that's fine. Collect whatever you want. Don't let anybody if you want to collect, I don't know, toenails. Collect them.
I don't care. A financed luxury car parked out in front of their rental apartment. OK, I've driven through some places that are what I would call a more affordable housing and seen some very nice vehicles. Maybe to those people. They need just basic housing and they enjoy being out on the road.
Maybe they decided to spend their money on a luxury vehicle instead of a house. To each their own. Let them get over it. Oh, let's see here. Experiences.
Not unique to millennials. I think I've about had it with these kind of threads. Nostalgia bait.
You know what? You want to buy some nostalgic crap, go for it. I mean, it's your money. Do whatever. I got to find some freak news.
My time. Try to get some steps in, take a little walk around the hallway or something. I don't think I need to go buy some caffeine or something, too. Anyway, getting the things done. Get through this day somehow and hopefully the freak news is good.
Stick around for that coming up in a minute. Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me? What's going on?
What? Oh, that's Mike for about time you screw up and not me. Oh, I'm just excited. Yeah, I'm going to mountaintops today. It looks like you're going to have a good time packing. You are packing for some of the best. So I'm not going to get eaten by a rattlesnake today. Yeah, you saw two of them the last time you were up there, right?
Yeah, right about this time of day, too. So all right, and that nice Viking beard that you've got going on here with the dual braids. Well, if I'm going to be in the back of transmitters, I don't want to like. Ah, that makes sense. Catching on things. Well, a snake could get lost in that beard.
Right. I want to slither up my beard. All right, it's time for me, Jade, to push the freak news button. So let's party. Welcome to the age of stupidity. It's disturbing.
Hail the rise of the idiots. It's weird. It's disgusting. It's stupid.
And it has its negative points, too. It's freak news with bigger wills on K-Bear 101. Yeah, Jade and I were talking off air.
I we probably need to keep that vague, I assume. Now I come around to your microphone again, but it did remind me of one of my freak news stories about this guy. Who, I guess they were going to take away his dogs and they know, but I take my dogs.
Come on, my mom, brother, you look like my dog. Yeah, you should not ask a police officer. You ever seen John Wick? Yeah, probably not a good idea. Yeah, they could probably, you know, construe that as a threat.
No, but I see no yellow. That would have been a good response from the cop. So yeah, this Minnesota man who originally was arrested after fighting with cops in Mancato, Minnesota.
I've actually been there. Um, had a machete on his hip and another day. Machete and another in his backpack and threatened to stab officers in the neck. Are you threatening me?
Yes. So if you say, have you seen John Wick after you've already threatened to stab them with a machete, they're probably going to assume you're threatening mass violence. Yeah, not very smart. What a pudding head.
He that's the definition of a pudding head, Jade. I'd have to say now we've got a dirt bag. The guy in Boston Victor will know different kind of dirt bag. I'm not robbing children at gunpoint. Yes, some guy in Boston robbed a lemonade stand with a gun. What are you going to get out of the lemonade stand? Five bucks. Get out of your money, kid. That's liquid gold.
Yeah. Hey, dude, you know, the price of groceries has gone up. I would imagine if kids are making lemonade, they're having to charge a premium nowadays. Five bucks in glass. Just wanted to liquidate its finances.
What else do we have here? Oh, good reason to buy yourself a gaming PC or a PC with some really good quality ram. This guy's gaming PC saved him from a bullet fired by a neighbor's dog. This isn't the first story in the last week about a dog, you know, shooting someone or shooting a gun.
That dog is seeing John Wick. Yes. Now, Jade, you know, I used to sell guns.
It's been over a decade. Every gun has a safety, right? Like aside from maybe a BB gun or something. My BB gun even has a safety, but I would assume. But I'm not that big of a gun nut. Yeah, I know enough on how to be very safe about it. And, you know, your dog's not going to accidentally shoot one.
No, because it's not going to be left out like an idiot. Like a puddin head, like a puddin head. I mean, there was one guy who his dog shot him.
I think it was last week. But this guy, at least he was saved by a $200 stick of ram. The neighbor's dog set the gun off. And it only works. So you should always pack ram in your pockets. Who needs a bulletproof vest? Probably costs about the same nowadays.
A stick of ram and a full on bulletproof vest. Maybe. Oh, I know. I was looking at, because, you know, I've got computer problems at home. And that's in between the chair and the keyboard.
No, no, it's the computer. I know enough to know. All right, I know enough to have to deal with you here.
Monday through Friday. But I'm lazy. So I was like, maybe I should just buy a new computer.
And then I got looking around and was like, nope. It is not the time to buy goods imported from another country, especially computer stuff. Good old American. I don't make guns. I don't think we make ram here, do we?
Or computer stuff in general. Maybe somewhere. What's that place? Micron and Boise?
What are they up to? Give me some ram fools. Stuff's expensive.
It's outrageous. Oh, and by the way, everybody, Facebook appears to be broken this morning. So if you were needing to accomplish anything on that dump, good luck because yeah, it's broken. So yeah, if you have any social posts you need me to do on Facebook today, you can get Jade. I will do it when you want to threaten me today. I think today you win at least until Lieutenant Crane gets in with the Idaho State Police for traffic school kicking off in about 45 minutes, powered by the advocate. I'll just show him my concealed carry.
You'll be like, oh, you're fine. Everyone in Idaho has concealed carry. I got a real one. Oh, yeah. Not just the, you know, the state one. I can go across.
Well, I think you can go to other states. That's right. Yeah. I mean, and I still think everybody should have to take some kind of class for that. I as someone who sold guns and there's a lot of put in heads and there's a lot of idiots.
How many people are getting shot by their dogs on a daily basis? It's just a class. You know, you just take the class.
I don't know. I've met a lot of morons in my day. I don't think that the average burly citizen should be able to just pack heat.
OK, so weird. I think that extends past burly. Rupert. Twin falls.
You're right. The entire magic valley. Can we make specific rules for that area? They get their own laws because they ain't right. They ain't right over there. Alright Jade, well you have fun with the rattlesnakes? That thing's ridiculous. That's awesome.
Shut up my boy Dutchman. Yeah if I wasn't so busy I'd be like can I come over there? That looks fun. I'll bet. So how's peaches today? Last night when hot tubbin'.
When hot tubbin'? Yeah. Alright.
It was pretty funny. You and the bros again? No me and Bryson and Charlotte. Charlotte or Charlie? Charlotte. Okay I don't know who that is. Charlotte, North Carolina. Okay I've heard of there.
There you go. You went to North Carolina and sat in a hot tub. Yeah I took the PJ.
The K-Bear PJ. Very nice, very nice. Okay well I pretty much ran errands and got home too late and went to bed too late and my CPAP mask came disconnected from my hose in the middle of the night and it's been a morning peaches. Becca sent me a video of how the fact that she was making you mad in Walmart because she wanted to stop to buy extra things. Yes taking Becca to the store can be a challenge at times when I'm like alright we're going to get in and out. We're going to run in and get these specific items and leave.
Us dudes are built differently. We just want to go in there and get the stuff we need and get out. Well and by the time we got to Walmart you know I was like alright I don't want to do much shopping and Walmart kind of like Winko can make me a little bit crazy when I'm feeling anxious. So by the time we're at Walmart.
You gotta breathe Victor it's just Walmart. I was like we gotta get in and out of here and then I start you know getting sketchy and I'm like alright if you want to look at all the girls clothes I'm going to go buy all the stuff we need. No come back and punch her. We gotta get out of here. We gotta leave. I can't take it anymore.
Dude I'm telling you they just had a special for Walmart plus you gotta get it for like 50 bucks for the whole year and you just get stuff delivered to your door. But it's always crap that I need to like pick out it seems like. You know I don't know what the deal is but there was something else I was going to point out that it was relating to oh and then after that then Becca starts making embarrassing AI videos of me with meta AI. She sent me one of you holding a chicken. Yeah I'm sure that one will show up on social media soon but the one of me dancing around holding I've got like a floating burger in my hand that's gigantic and I'm swinging a stick. I kind of look like I'm suffering from a mental illness in it. There was a one time it was you Shiloh and Joey the whole clubado and I made you guys kiss.
Yeah I've never monkey with meta AI but she was having quite a bit of fun with it so I think I downloaded it. I think I messed with Forest from the Eagle and Boise because it looked like him and David Dramon were holding hands. Oh yeah.
So I used AI to make him and David just start skipping and you know la la la la la. I know it's too bad Sora's gone but it looks like there's other options out there. Oh yeah so there's bound to be more too.
I just need to get around to finding them and monkeying with them learn how to use them but it looks like meta AI is pretty easy to dump a photo with somebody and make them look ridiculous. It's pretty funny and Becca Reese well when Facebook stops being broken re-send me the tag that Facebook all screwed up. I tried going on this morning and it was yeah. Yeah it's been being weird to me since I got up and then now it's just non-operational. It's not doing anything. It's been going down quite a lot as of late.
Could it just disappear? That'd be great. Yeah no longer having to read the stupid opinions of some of the people on my Facebook friends list.
That'd be nice. So yeah if you're trying to use Facebook I guess it's a TikTok date today and we're about half hour away from traffic school so please think up some questions get them ready for the show since- Did your voice just crack? I don't think so. Think I was like whaaat?
I don't know I didn't notice it but yeah I did make a post while Facebook was working asking for traffic school questions I cannot read those responses so we're really looking for callers today. There was somebody last night in the hot tub by the name of Sherry. Okay. And one of so Bryson and Charlotte's next door neighbor is this man by the name of Jody and we talked with him previously I told him what I do and all of that and Jody goes to these people in the hot tub he's like hey by the way do you guys listen to K-Bear and Sherry's all like oh it's the only rock station in the area of course I listen to it.
Nice nice. And then he's all like do you know Peaches and she goes oh yeah I do and he points to me and goes that's him and then she goes what? And then she's like I love every Friday when you guys do that uh that traffic segment with the cop. I'm like okay cool I'm glad and then she goes like that's the funniest part she goes that Rwanda character the Rwanda person is she really driving around drunk all the time?
Chuck and beer cans. I'm like no that's the I started like explaining to her she's like you just ruined it for me. Oh jeez well don't ask if you don't want to know the truth. Sometimes things are a bit everybody okay. I'm like can't you tell like when all of a sudden Victor starts calling Rwanda Becca like hey.
You would think most people would have caught on right now. Rwanda be a little bit of a troll for the show sometimes. I didn't even tell her that uh that all the prank calls you over here on Radio are Fake. Oh you could have ruined Radio for her. I ruined everything for her but I'm like okay if she gets that freaked out by that. Alright but she's a big fan of your show too she listens in the morning she's probably listening right now too. Well thank you for listening I appreciate that and uh sorry if we did ruin some more radio for you this morning by pointing out that anytime somebody pretends they don't know on the radio they are pretending. But I did tell her I'm like Rwanda is fake but Crazy J, Crazy Carl, Red Ed a lot of those loonies that we you hear from time to time those people are real.
Well Rwanda is real. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's crazy Becca. That's Becca's alter ego. Yes when Rwanda is out it's crazy time party time. It's like a two face there's Harvey Dent and then there's the evil side.
Yeah Becca and Rwanda. Yo my people what's happening welcome to the program it's the Victor Wilt Show Friday edition could not be more stoked than it is Friday. I know I say it every week but it's been a long week. All right. A mentally beaten but it's thankfully Friday and hopefully the weekend ahead will be productive and relaxing a little bit of both.
That'd be fantastic wouldn't it. All right might not be a good weekend to head to well at least over the Beartooth Highway Montana Wyoming border pass. Yeah they had several inches of snow overnight.
This was a couple days ago and they actually had to shut it down. So glad we went to Yellowstone when we did. I saw photos on the Yellowstone subreddit pop up where people were posting snow in Yellowstone I think we managed to get the one day on a weekend that was pretty nice. I don't know what the Yellowstone forecast is this weekend but snow dumping down in June. Man that sucks.
I mean snow dumping down ever kind of sucks. One of these days be able to retire right move to a place where it's just nice all the time. Millennials retiring. I'm not a millennial by the way I don't consider myself that but anyhow glad we didn't have to deal with getting stuck in the snow or some type of blizzard that would have been really aggravating. Alright can you imagine you plan a trip from the other side of the planet and you show up.
Alright we've been waiting to do the Beartooth pass our whole lives. June will be great. You never know around here.
Alright let's see what else do we got popping up in the news. A Texas couple was accused of stealing $2.5 million from Washington State victims in a psychic services scheme. Now I was wondering like okay how do you arrest somebody for this. What she did was she told them that you know if you were dealing with problems of misfortune tied to money or finances you send her the money and she'll cleanse the money to break the curse. I promise I'll send the money back so she took the money and then didn't send it back. Yeah if you're gonna psychic scam somebody let them know upfront like okay send me the money I'll do the magic dance whatever and I'll cleanse your aura and lift the black cloud that's floating over the top of your house. Make everything magical and wonderful but it's gonna cost you this much. No refunds and then I think you can get away with psychic scam. But she scammed him by saying I was gonna give the money back.
Just gotta make it clear upfront. Nope. I really gotta get up on my cold reading. I'm always trying to figure out a way to make some more money because it seems like I can't get ahead. Everything's expensive right now.
I don't like having to use the credit card to shop but it happens. Need to open myself a palm reading booth or something. Cold reading. Read up on it. You get that skill down? You can make bank. Heck yeah.
I mean I think I'd feel guilty but maybe you don't have much of a conscience. There you go. Become a psychic scammer. Just make sure that the details are nice and clear. Alright let's do... You know what we got Lieutenant Crane coming... Ah dang it. I didn't have that quite ready.
We'll just play what was gonna play. Yo Beaches! Yo what's happening? Well just uh keeping busy. I've accomplished none of the... Well okay I did make one commercial this morning. Good for you.
I did get some of my to-do list done. But it's hefty, Peaches. You know how it is around here. Jeff assigned me a commercial for this upcoming hip-hop show.
Nice. And I started it off by being like, Yo what's happening to your boy Peaches? And I was like that might come off wrong.
It could. I had to like just turn it all around and go, By the way guess who's coming? Yeah. It's kind of... They want to have that overly excited... You know. Well you know a lot of people hear certain radio commercials in their head. And when you've heard a type of commercial a million times it's like oh that's what you do.
I didn't know it would have been funny if it was, Yo what up Peaches? Yeah yeah yeah! We out here! Well you know how ridiculous the promo we're going to start running tomorrow sounds. Oh dude I just submitted a whole bunch of liners for the... Can I even say the station name? Sure!
Are we announcing it today or Monday? Um... It's up to you I guess. You're the one who's been... I don't want to say anything. Well no I've been told by Jade. Oh.
I don't know. And he's not even here in the building. Yeah I know. And he needs to get us the information on next weeks. Hi Aries Stigh-Daho job of the week. Jade what are you doing?
He's on top of a mountain. I sent him the pages. So for Z103 I submitted a whole bunch of Gen Z lingo that Maddie had to teach me. Yeah. And some of that stuff it's just like man we're gonna have...
The guy who voices Z is also older than me by like 10-12 years. Yeah. So he's trying to explain that to him. It's like a whole other language. Well he's a cool dude though.
Oh yeah no he's done tons of voiceover stuff. Well that should be interesting to hear. I look forward to hear what you slap the... I'm gonna have to keep updating that.
Maddie has this shared Google sheet with me. Of Gen Z slang. Yeah.
And I had to learn what Aura Farming was. Say Les. Bet. Kids are rare dead. But you say kids are weird but we did the same thing. Oh yeah we had a lot of stupid sayings back when I was young. Back when I was in my early 20s even it was like the stupid Markiplier E meme. Ah see I was a little too old for that but I'm sure my kids are familiar.
I know they love Markiplier. Didn't he put out a horror movie? Yeah Iron Lone you should go watch it. Have you seen it? No I've heard it's really good. Okay. But I also think his content is the unfunniest thing on planet Earth.
Unfunnier than the Tony Hinchcliffe comedy special. I thought about firing that up yesterday. I was sitting around just kind of bored in the afternoon. You were that bored that you wanted to turn that piece of crap on? I wanted to see how bad it was but I was like oh wait I could do some good entertainment. Exactly. So I played Resident Evil instead and I was very enjoying it. As you should. And I'm not trying to say like Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely sucks but that's special itself.
That thing's garbage. Well he's a good like you and I talked about yesterday he's a good host of Kill Tony. Right and I'm sure he could. But as a stand-up comic I haven't seen any stand-up from him that I was very blown away by but I've also got pretty high standards when it comes to comedy peaches. I'm a kind of a comedy elitist. I like Anthony Jesselnick because I like his twists. I do like Anthony Jesselnick. I like his political views even more. I mean my favorites Doug Stanhope for sure. He was funny in that last time the last time we saw him was about a year ago today.
Yeah. See him what's funny is you have all these comedians who for the last few years have been like oh we're going to make comedy elite or make it legal again. You know we can't make any jokes. Doug Stanhope stayed just as foul and vile as ever throughout the last few years. You just it's kind of like Anthony Jesselnick. You need to know how to make a what could be construed as offensive joke in an OK man. You don't just have like that's that's I think one of the problems with the Tony Hinchcliffe special is he comes out and just kind of makes these offensive statements. But they're not original and they're not also like what you just said not funny. Like you have to have a fun twist.
Yeah. He's like going for the shock value which you can pull laughs with the joke that shocks people. But yeah it's got to be funny. You can't just say something offensive.
You're only going to get a handful of people to laugh. So so yeah I played Resident Evil instead. Oh good. It was a much better choice I think so.
Yeah I did watch about half of the new Pat and Oswald special and it was pretty good. He put it out on YouTube. I was kind of surprised totally free.
Don't need to subscription anything to watch it. Have you ever watched any of his stuff. Not really. He seems very outspoken politically and I'm just like dude I'm tired of this stuff. In this special I only heard maybe two minutes of slightly political stuff.
It was mostly everything else I guess. So yeah look up his bit on the Christmas shoes song. If you want to hear a good good like intro to Pat and Oswald because he's great. He's a really good comedian. I want to see how I would do if I if they just gave me an hour on stage.
How to build my best material. Yes. I don't know if we have any open mics around here these days. If anybody knows of any bars that do open mic let us know because I'd be interested in going out and checking that out. You get to hear people do music or you know do stand up. I went to an open mic one time was reading passages from the Big Head by Edward Lee that were completely disgusting. That was fun.
Open mic that's pretty fun but you don't see it that much anymore. So somebody do it. OK. Holy crap peaches shows like well I guess we got 25 minutes left but come on. He's just rockin' him by.
Say that one more time peaches. I added the sort of new black and blue bring me the horizon 2026 repented version. Very cool. Sorry I was just starting to record again. So I was like repeat yourself on the on demand version of this show. It sounds like we knew what we were doing right out of the gate as far as the recording goes or I should say me not you. So that's cool. I listened to the song.
Better production. Sounds pretty good. 19 year old Allie Sykes just writing about his feelings about hating everybody. That was a very angry lyrics very childish. Man I'm sure if I went back and looked at some of the lyrics I wrote back in the day all they'd be so cringe.
I wrote some lyrics to a song that I want to learn metal vocals so I can finally get this done. And it's pretty crazy. Hey if broken side can do it you can too peaches. Too easy. See there you go. It's all it takes. You got it. What's that archspire song the carrying letter.
The carrying letter. Those guys are great. They're so fun. So ridiculous.
When did you get that lead singer on the show? Yeah I bet we could. Wouldn't be too hard. Once I get all caught up I'll start doing some interviews again.
It's just me and the round. I just rewatched yours with Devin Townsend. Oh I haven't rewatched that in a long time. You looked a whole lot skinnier. Shut up. I know it's probably true. I'm so sorry I should not have said that.
It's true though. No but I'm really sorry I did not mean to offend you that way. No I'm not offended. Because I would have been so upset if somebody said that to me so I apologize.
Oh dude it's pretty hard to offend me. Okay. Yeah no I need to lose some weight. I'm hoping the calorie cutting I've been doing will help a little bit. No I'm very proud of you for doing that.
Yeah three weeks today. Look at me pat myself on the back. No honestly it's good for you.
Any progress when it comes to that is great progress. It's hard dude. It sucks because it's much easier to drink than to not. Yeah it is. It's so easy to go help. Trust me I know.
Crack it. Watching these people drink all the time. Drink their sorrows away and I'm over here like I'm raw dog in my depression. That's why I'm going to sit here and just bathe in my sorrows. I'm molded by the darkness. Oh yeah yeah much easier to shut the brain off.
Not think about the world than to face reality sometimes. But yeah it's been going good and I mean one bonus is even if I go to bed too late I you know not you've seen me in the studio sometimes recently like ready to doze off. I haven't had that issue. Caffeine actually seems to work a little bit. I almost did yesterday.
I almost doze off. It was like the diet to me has I've upped up the dosage of the GLP one. And so like I'm not really hungry in the morning. Like I still haven't eaten anything and it's 10. I'm well I haven't eaten anything either.
I thought about getting a breakfast burrito on the way here but I was too lazy. That doesn't sound good to me anymore. I only eat kiwi. Bananas. Yeah call me a monkey the way I eat all those fruit. Bananas and. It sounded like you've got that California diet going on the fruit Italian diet like Steve Jobs and you you won't even eat. Avocado toast because of the bread right.
Yeah. Avocado down with bread. Now we've got a new restaurant that gets no free plugs and open today. No no burritos for yesterday. No burritos for peaches. I'll be getting the burrito bowl. No just the bowl just the bowl. I'm following this online guide where it's like okay this is the healthiest thing to get at each fast food restaurant. Oh okay.
Alright that's not a bad idea. There was a particular place that got posted in the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group where somebody supposedly spotted a maggot in their rice. And I've been to that place quite a lot as a plate because I like to get their chicken with no sauce broccoli and the rice. Where's my yogurt for you.
Okay anyway. And it's their chicken's good. And people in the comments were like you know what it's extra protein. You eat the maggot.
There you go. Yeah I think maggots are just fine to eat. They're gross looking but let's see can you eat maggots. Can you eat maggots over boogers. Yes you can eat maggots but it depends heavily on what they've been feeding on. So you probably want to raise them yourself. I got a maggot farm.
Becca are you listening. Should we add a maggot farm to our collection of animals. So you have protein. So you make a scoop full and just put it in your mouth like you're the boogie man. Is that considered you know good protein. You know because like you're supposed to eat like fish and chicken.
It's supposed to be better than red meat. You know what about maggots. They're white right.
What. They're not red meat. What insect has the highest protein.
That's a good question. Insect. I'm guessing millipede. The highest protein. I'm trying to eat one of those things. Let's find out. Oh what does it say. Worms.
Earthworms. No one knew the boogie man is so buff. You remember that guy from WWE.
That guy was huge. But crickets and grasshoppers vary. Oh actually.
Well it depends. Sometimes they can be higher than earthworms. Earthworms are like thick too aren't they. They're the ones you use when you go fishing.
You buy at the gas station. Josh I'm going to need to eat all your bait. Oh I want the protein.
Yeah actually. Crickets and grasshoppers are 60 to 73% protein. Beef and chicken is only 20 to 25%. Dude. So your weight peaches you need to start eating bugs bro. Heck yeah.
Dude just. I'm looking at myself in the mirror. Just start your day with a bowl of crickets. Just get that spoon.
Dude. I'm on that frog diet. I don't know if frogs pack the same protein as crickets and grasshoppers.
No but frogs eat crickets. Come on. Oh well okay. Okay all right.
Yeah get with the program here. You could get mealworms. You can buy those at the pet store.
They're pretty good but they're not as good as crickets. Well what page are you feeding me? It's just my self. Yeah my self.
Do you have an industrial sized bucket of these mealworms? Guys does that mean they come out the same way? I would assume you digest them.
Does that mean their bodies are going to be in the... It's not like corn. Tomatoes do the same thing.
Have you noticed that? Or peppers? Peppers can. Yeah because I've gone and like... What are these peppers doing? What is his red spot? Oh man.
All right. I just imagine like me using the restroom like wait there's still mealworms in the toilet. Eat boogers.
Eat bugs. It's the Victor Wilt Show. Victor Wilt one sec. Next they know we're eating crayons. My ear wax is good for your inside. Oh man. Oh those crayons. I don't know if they make them anymore. They used to have crayons that had a smell to them. I bet they had to stop that because kids were eating them. Those blue smell. Kids were also eating glue too.
That's true. Paste. Remember kids eating paste. Yeah it's the same thing. Oh kids are dumb. All right everybody. I mean you're telling people to eat boogers so I feel like you're right there with them. I don't think you should actually eat boogers everybody.
I was just on a rant yesterday. Don't listen to any advice from the show and take it seriously. Unless we're talking about like concert etiquette or something like that.
Unless we're actually serious. Well and even then my concert etiquette is very different. Oh yeah. Do you have to over some people to see their show apparently. Oh geez don't even get me started.
There were some girls belt off. It was wrong. I saw people whining at or after Sick New World online. There was people shoving and going through the crowd and blah blah blah. I'm like have you guys ever been to a show since the year 1997.
Yeah with all these bands that tends to be what happens. Jeff was just talking to me about how he wore a shirt to a concert that said I beat anorexia and some girl got mad at him. Well I. He's a big fat guy. No offense Jeff. He goes by FJ for crying a lot of fat.
Yeah exactly. Calls himself FJ fat Jeff. I don't think he's going to care.
He's got a good sense of humor. That's going to call you fat. You called him fat. So I would imagine if there was a girl who really was suffering through anorexia and she sees a big fat guy wearing a shirt says I beat anorexia. It probably could rub some people the wrong way because it's a real problem. There's like somebody out there that goes like you know what I beat being tall and they just had like their legs cut off or something.
I'm not going to be offended by it. Yeah if I saw a skinny person. Obviously it's not relatable to anorexia. I bet more people would get mad if you were skinny more shirt that said I beat obesity. You're right.
Yeah I bet you're right. I'm not vertically challenged. You should get a shirt made that says that peaches. Just okay I can't finish that joke. Alright probably a good idea. Alright we're going to leave.
We'll be back at noon people. Okay you listen to music and just sit there. You know have fun and stuff. Bye bye. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information hit us up at RiverBendMediaGroup.com.