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It's a Monday and the rollercoaster ride
has begun.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.
Grab a plate, tune in now,
you part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
What's going on, everybody?
I just had my hand on my desk.
Ow.
That is starting the show with a bang.
I'm trying not to because the whole thing
with like, you know,
don't drop any F-bombs within the first
six, eight minutes or whatnot.
I'm trying to be better about that.
And then you bang your hand off your
desk.
Quickly, too.
Like it was flying through.
Yeah.
I'm good, though.
I'm good.
I'm not screaming about it.
I'm fine.
Hi, everybody.
Started out all pretty well.
Good night.
Well,
I have some bad news for Daniel Arnson.
Oh?
Vicky ain't here today.
So... At least not yet.
Maybe she will be later.
You can plead and request that she pull
up your comments all you want.
Guess what?
She ain't here to do it.
I'm in charge.
Sorry, not sorry.
Just letting you know.
Just saying, dog.
Just saying.
Gosh darn it.
It is.
That's what you should have said when you
banged your hand.
Sort of.
Actually, no.
It was an F-bomb.
It was one big one,
and I'm trying not to yell it out
because...
Trying to be good about that kind of
stuff.
And it's difficult sometimes because I
have a horrible potty mouth.
Ninety nine percent of the time.
So.
I'm working on being better.
Yeah.
It's about growth, Scott.
It is about growth.
One percent.
I, uh.
I was telling Corey before I hopped on,
I talked about it briefly last night.
I went to my family reunion.
Is that better?
Did I say that better?
Yes,
so much better than the family reunion I
went to.
I went to my family reunion,
got sat with a guy that may have
been racist,
may have had political views that he
wanted to express.
And the worst part of the conversation was
he talked with his mouth full.
So the entire conversation,
because I'm sitting across the picnic
table from him,
was ducking the shrapnel as he was talking
to me.
You know,
the guy that puts like a half a
jar of relish on his burger and then
talks to you and you're ducking pickles
the whole.
He's like,
we could have this conversation,
but I'd much rather do it without you
spitting at me.
So could you please finish your food first
and then we'll discuss whatever you want
to do after that?
That'd be fantastic.
Yeah, but yeah,
his whole conversation started off with,
hey, you live in Columbus?
I hear you're having trouble with the
Muslims.
I like how it's like,
I heard you're having trouble with the
Muslims.
Like as in, as if Scott,
first of all,
leaves his house for more than twenty,
thirty minutes at a time and then goes,
I heard you specifically were having
trouble with the Muslims.
Whatever that is supposed to mean.
What kind of trouble are we having?
I can't tell you a time when I
did have trouble with Muslims.
No,
I don't know any to have trouble with
Muslims.
I work with a bunch.
I have never, ever had a trouble.
I had problems with Muslims.
No.
The couple that I've met in my time,
days, travels,
whatever you want to call it,
had been really nice people who had been
down to do the same stuff that everybody
else is doing.
Just want to work.
Just want to support their life.
Just want to move on with their business.
It's ridiculous.
Columbus has to be like one of the
most diverse communities in the country.
and and that that's one thing i'm so
glad that my daughter got raised in like
she went to school with all ethnicities
all races it all and so like i'm
just glad she had that experience yeah
because i did not grow up that way
neither did i i grew up in a
very lily white community where if you saw
a black person it was shocking
but i'm so glad she got a different
experience than me um i did not attend
school with a black person got taught by
several but like i didn't have a black
person classmate until i got to high
school yeah i think it was middle school
for me yeah well and i was right
i was the only black person in my
neighborhood
She's not wrong.
It's just the circumstance of where I was
born.
Not like I was actively avoiding or
whatever.
It's just a thing.
Lito, member for fourteen months.
Appreciate you, Lito.
So pumped that she's been a member for
that long.
She's one of my favorite people in the
world.
Even Penn State fans live in Columbus.
You are correct.
Someone has to represent the good guys
here.
As it turns out.
Yeah.
So speaking of college football,
have you seen the latest news?
I'm sure it's all over the LSU internets.
Not just the LSU,
just the random college sports things that
I follow as well.
It's all over that.
Let's talk about it first.
Let me explain the situation.
For the first time ever,
there is the potential that an NFL player
is going to go back to college because
that is more lucrative than staying in the
NFL.
Yeah.
So his name is Daquan Wright.
He was an undrafted free agent signing of
the Cleveland Browns.
Yeah.
He was the tight end for Lane Kiffin
at Ole Miss last year.
Signs with the Browns.
Gets waived this morning.
If he clears waivers,
he is under no contract with the NFL.
And he is eligible due to a weird...
court system ruling to be able to go
back to college.
And Lane Kiffin has already been in talks
with him to come to LSU and be
their starting tight end.
He's not going to start.
He's not going to start over trade is
green,
but
And here's the thing, right?
Because Lane Kiffin on a lot of different
places is getting dragged, right?
Just people just, you know,
between him and Will Wade.
I saw somebody this morning that hopes
that LSU loses every game that they play,
both college football and basketball.
Like people are that upset about it.
Here's the thing.
He didn't make the rules.
He's the first one that got apparently
noticed for it because he did try to
get the kid to come to school here
and finish out his senior year.
He went undrafted,
got picked up by the Browns instead.
Okay, cool, whatever.
Anybody could be doing this.
Kurt Cignetti.
Anybody else could be having stuff.
Once the floodgates open,
you know they're all going to do it.
And it's only going to be good for,
I think, what, one more year after this?
Because it's like from twenty twenty two
to what I saw and get up.
There is a loophole that if some say
someone
leave school early after three years and
they decide they want to go.
And then, um,
it doesn't go as well as they thought
in the NFL,
like wherever they could choose to go
back.
Like we're only talking probably this year
of like undrafted free agents.
Right.
But it could leak into draft picks.
You could represent as soon as NIL
started, uh,
As soon as that became a thing and
we started paying players out front
instead of paying them under the table,
this is where we were headed.
We don't have to pay them under the
table anymore.
You can just bring it out in the
light.
Coach Ogeron said it best.
We used to bring the money in the
back door.
Now we just bring it in the front.
That's the only difference.
But because it's happening,
you can just call it what it is.
It's college football,
which I absolutely love.
You can call it what it is now.
It has been for quite some time.
It is a semi-professional,
like the league below the NFL.
But here is the wild concept.
he is going to make more money in
college than he could make in the pro
NFL.
And that's a wild concept because right
now there is no governance in college
football as to how much you spend.
The NFL has a salary cap.
College football does not.
No.
LSU has the TAF,
which is the Tiger Athletic Fund,
which is privately funded.
There are no state funds that go into
that whatsoever.
You know who went to LSU?
The guy who owns Raisin Cane's.
I wish – Julie, listen to me.
I wish Vicky was here so she could
look it up and see.
But I can guarantee you he has a
lot of money.
Listen, Mark Cuban went to Indiana.
Exactly.
He won the national championship.
Indiana.
Because that man said, hey,
I want my alma mater to kick some
ass in college football.
Yeah.
It's unreal.
And like you said,
the fact that there's no kind of
regulation on it.
Yeah,
I know you're on the practice squad for
the Browns right now,
but would you like to come back to
LSU and play one year and possibly win
a national championship and get some NIL
money?
Yeah.
And make ten times what you would in
the NFL?
Yeah.
I don't blame Daquan one bit.
If I'm Daquan,
I'd jump at the chance to do that.
Not at all, dude.
Not at all.
College football,
as a competitor to the NFL,
has a better shot than the WFP against
the CrossFit Games.
By far.
It's wild.
It is wild.
And here's the thing.
College football will not admit that these
players are employees.
No, I love that part.
And because they won't admit that they are
employees,
there are no guardrails to this.
Correct.
The players can't unionize.
They can't fight for protections and
fairness or anything like that.
Nope.
And they can also make millions of
dollars.
And they also, they just,
the whole thing's insane.
whole thing's insane because you said like
there's no guardrails they can write
whatever checks they want whatever they
just gotta go look and see what's in
the athletic fund okay cool can we afford
to pay this cool kid yeah all right
give him whatever he wants
I'm sure we're going to talk about this
way more on EA Sports tomorrow night.
But it's just a wild,
wild concept that I had to bring up.
That's fantastic.
Cows and CrossFit makes a great point.
Make more money,
definitely win a national championship.
Not likely at LSU.
We will see how it goes, my brother.
we will see how it goes i love
the shit talking oh yeah it's starting up
we're a couple weeks away from like all
the all the stuff happening and kicking
off i cannot wait dude i am so
pumped for sure uh do they even have
to take classes anymore uh they have to
take a class they have to be enrolled
in classes
have to be enrolled in school if they
want to play in a bowl game or
at like the playoffs they better pass the
classes here's the fun part the other fun
part my son started back at lsu today
today like he's going to class probably
right now as a matter of fact so
like whatever is happening with this needs
to happen right now because enrollment
yeah that's already a thing
like all the rules and regulations that
they got in place and all that typical
drop ads about what two weeks uh and
drop an ad yeah usually about two weeks
so you can add a class within the
first two weeks generally or you couldn't
drop a class in the first two weeks
yeah i don't think people even take
classes for stan i think they show up
for some of them and
Maybe they do some stuff.
Maybe they don't.
It really depends on,
I would say the ones that know that
they are actual student athletes probably
go to class.
But the guys that got their eyes on
the NFL and been,
I don't want to say promised it,
but been told all their life.
Let's be real.
There's classes in college that you don't
have to really attend to pass.
Underwater basket weaving.
That's the one that's always been used,
but you know damn well there's like
history of TV or like goofy shit now
that we... Yeah.
I mean, when I was in college,
the choices were stupid at times if you
wanted to fill your curriculum.
And those are like those, what,
optional...
Thanks.
Electives.
Electives.
Yeah.
I took weightlifting our second semester
at Nichols because I needed an easy A,
and I knew I could just go show
them lift weights.
Oh, okay, cool.
I took bowling one semester.
Outstanding.
Kicked some ass.
I took speech,
actually took speech too because I had
speech as a freshman in high school and
I was eligible for it.
So it's like literally show up,
write something down,
stand up in front of class.
Like it's all subjective, right?
So as long as you're not completely just
hammering over your words,
I don't know if y'all know this or
not,
but I like to talk and I'm pretty
good at doing it in front of people.
Like that was another easy A. I just,
I had to,
the worst part about that class is that
it was eight o'clock in the morning and
I had to show up for it.
Daniel Arnson made a great point.
Penn State was in a good position this
year, but we lost all the drug money.
So now I'm not sure we can pay
as much to the players.
It turns out that we were really relying
on that cocaine money.
Damn it, Pablo.
Pablo Pledgeskabar.
Pledgeskabar.
Fergie last night,
if you didn't see last night's show,
was taking a chance with his ice cream
that had expired in March.
I thought he said February.
Ice cream update, I survived the purge.
FYI, Rebel ice cream does not melt.
So the stuff that he's got is like,
It's basically protein ice cream type
stuff.
Whatever the other brand,
I can't think of his name.
They recommend that when you take it out
of the freezer,
you set it on your countertop and you
leave it there for fifteen,
twenty minutes so that you can actually
eat it because it's so solid when it's
frozen,
like you'll bend a spoon trying to get
it in there.
a little top trying to think of.
Yeah.
Uh, Meredith asks, uh, ice cream expires.
Jamie contended last night that it doesn't
expire.
It just gets freezer burnt.
And if you just chip that freezer burn
off the outside, you're good to go.
Right.
I don't think, uh,
If anybody says, does ice cream expire?
That says a lot more about their ice
cream habits than most people do because
they'd never actually gotten to that point
to figure out that ice cream expires.
Never once has ice cream in my freezer
made it to the expiration date.
No, no.
I didn't even realize that there was an
expiration date on there.
And even if there was ice cream in
my house, usually if I buy it,
it'll be a pint of Halo Top or
whatever, and it'll last about two days.
Yeah, I don't even buy it anymore.
Like for me,
that is my biggest dessert crutch that I,
and that's why like Sundays are drive up
to a neighboring town and get my medium
soft serve cone.
And that's my treat.
And I don't bring it into my house
because it ain't gonna last forever.
No, I'm telling you, dude,
like a pint of Halo Top literally will
last me the day I bring it home,
I'll eat half of it,
and the next day I'll eat the other
half of it.
And sometimes the whole pint won't make it
tonight.
Like I have been known to crush a
pint of Halo Top that night.
Won't be hard to do.
So I got to call up my nephew.
He used to live with us here.
He went to college in Columbus,
and he got a job here in Columbus,
and so we let him live with us
until he could get on his feet.
he had a bad day he would we
have a thing called the united dairy
farmers it's like a little filling station
type thing where in convenience store but
they the co-lab of the dairy farmers makes
the product for the store so it is
like homemade ice cream
He'd stop there, get two pints.
If he had a bad day,
he would come home,
put them in the microwave for like thirty
seconds.
So it melted just enough.
And he would go up to the bedroom,
shut the door,
and we wouldn't see him the rest of
the night.
See y'all tomorrow.
See y'all tomorrow.
That's fantastic.
Um, uh, Jody's craving a root beer float,
any kind of float Coke float.
I've never been a float guy when I
was a kid.
Like that wasn't, that was a cool thing,
but I I'm just thinking like how much
sugar.
If somebody opens a regular Coke anywhere
in my general vicinity, I can smell it.
I can smell the sugar in it immediately.
I cannot imagine a glass of it with
a scoop or two ice cream just floating
in it.
That would probably just send me directly
into a diabetic coma at that point because
that's just a lot of sugar that I'm
not used to.
I tried Tillamook ice cream yesterday at
my mom's house.
It was very good.
The only thing I know about Tillamook is
cheese and their cheese is exceptional.
It should be.
I've seen what they put,
what they charge for it.
Yeah.
They have an aged white cheddar.
It's a bomb.
I mean, if you,
if you that proud of it and that,
you know, it runs you that much,
you should probably charge.
You probably going to charge whatever the
hell you're going to charge for it.
So I get that point.
Um,
I had an Arizona iced tea for the
first time in years yesterday.
Could only handle four sips.
Still on my dollar, a dollar,
was it dollar nine, dollar nine?
I think the cans of Arizona tea are
only nine, nine cents.
And, uh, it should be.
Yeah.
I used the Arizona, uh,
it was like green tea,
something or another.
God, that stuff was so good, dude.
It's probably terrible for you.
uh david johnston just uh had tillamook
cheese about ten minutes ago that's
unsurprising mr johnson's pretty bougie i
don't know if y'all know that or not
he lives there he lives in augusta you
understand with it yeah all right sorry
david i'm throwing your business out there
in the world but he lives on the
golf course he doesn't live on the golf
course that's not true i just made that
he's not far from it
He just sneaks into the pool at night.
It wouldn't surprise me.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Look,
if I saw him coming and he didn't
have his shirt on,
I'd let him go wherever he wanted to
as well.
We call it disgusta.
Disgusta.
What do I want to talk about today?
So I had to bring this up because
I saw this because –
some big names or big names in my
world came up on this competition.
It happened this weekend.
Have you ever heard of the big orange
brawl?
No, I have not.
Sorry.
That's Clifford.
It is a competition in Knoxville,
Tennessee.
Okay.
And because that's where the university of
Tennessee is,
they call it the big orange brawl fair.
They had a competition and I don't know
if you recognize this winner.
Right here in the middle.
I can't hardly see that.
You're going to have to zoom in.
She just got married like a week ago.
Oh, shit.
There's Allie Mertens.
With her Mertens versus everyone shirt.
I love that.
She can wear that now because now she's
actually Allie Mertens.
That's all right right there.
Look what they gave her.
They gave her a big check.
I am one hundred percent jealous.
One hundred percent jealous.
So she won the women's elite.
That is Alex Majors.
If you guys don't know,
I've mentioned him several times on this
show.
Yep.
Dang it.
He was my coach at my noon CrossFit
class.
Get out.
At CrossFit Polaris.
I don't know if you can see the
CrossFit Polaris shirt there.
He looks like he's fifteen.
He's the one with the really long hair
that you see at the semifinals like
Syndicate.
Okay.
Um,
he looks like the samurai chef from
Saturday night live back in the day.
So then,
so then those were there and then I'm
flipping through and I don't know if you
guys recognize this person in the middle,
but she won the master's division.
Her name is Amanda Fillers,
a frequent person in our chat.
She just tagged us on Instagram wearing
the super powerful Clydesdale Media blue
shirt.
Yeah.
So she got a Clydesdale Media blue shirt
and now she's on the top of the
podium.
Not a coincidence, bro.
Not a coincidence.
Not a coincidence.
Just saying.
I think that's pretty freaking awesome.
It is.
Hey, scroll down for me a little bit.
I want to see who's on that Masters
Men's podium.
Anybody I know.
Negative.
All right.
Yeah,
I didn't recognize anybody else in the
thing.
FYI, y'all, if y'all don't know,
and not just from this podium right here,
but Amanda Fillers is fit with a capital
F.
Like, it's just silly.
It really, really is.
I've seen that girl work.
She's fit.
Pool Boys in the chat.
You see the news of FortyNiners owner Jed
York getting arrested.
I did.
I saw it pop up on my phone
literally like two minutes before we went
on the air.
Oh.
In case you wanted to know.
Breaking news.
The owner of the FortyNiners was arrested
on suspicion of engaging in prostitution
with
before pleading no contest to misdemeanor
charges.
Was he buying or was he selling?
Every time they say engaging in
prostitution,
I'm going to need you to be a
little bit more forthcoming there because
I need to know what the difference is.
My assumption, he was buying.
Going on buying, all right.
But I'm sure further details will be
released as the day progresses.
More than likely, more than likely.
Okay.
Let's go with buying.
Let's just say he was buying just,
just for, just for,
cause he's probably a million years old.
If I had to guess he is not,
he really is not.
Uh, I think I just shut it down.
Um, no, he's, he's fairly young.
Okay.
One other piece of NFL news I just
wanted from the dirtbag department since
we're down in there.
We already have that.
Yeah, we're already on that.
Deshaun Watson, another Cleveland Brown,
held a press conference this weekend where
he was upset that he was booed during
his awful performance in a preseason game
this weekend and said that it's getting
personal and he doesn't believe it's about
his performance.
Well,
you were alleged to have sexually
assaulted seven women.
Let's start there.
I don't know if there is a more
tone deaf response to something.
I would like to know who told him
it was a good idea to host a
press conference to discuss it.
He did not host it.
This was the Browns hosting it after their
preseason game.
Oh, so okay.
That's even better.
So instead of...
Yeah, you know, it's preseason,
working out the kinks, blah, blah,
whatever.
I understand the fans' frustration.
I really feel like you guys are just
against me because reasons.
I don't even know what the reasons are.
And everybody else is like,
we know the reasons.
We got the reasons figured right on out
there, homeboy.
You know what he should do is go
get a massage.
I think that would probably solve all his
problems at this point because that's what
got him in trouble in the first place.
So let's go ahead and just do that.
And just to add a little color to
this story,
he was saying all that it was
disrespectful why putting a massive
diamond earring into his ear.
This is seriously disrespectful.
Hold on.
Let me put this four-carat diamond in my
ear.
You know,
because the Browns have paid him –
Two hundred and fifty million dollars to
not play.
I was about to say,
they paid him an absurd amount of money,
which, I mean,
is a totally Cleveland Brown thing to do,
right?
Let's be honest here.
Like,
that's on brand for them to just pay
a whole bunch of people an absurd amount
of money to not perform whatsoever.
Wayne says, he's not wrong.
It is very personal.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
No, we understand.
Jeez.
I,
The whole time he's talking, I'm going,
dumbass, dumbass.
But then the Browns took us one step
further and just about an hour ago named
him their starter.
I know yesterday went really, really well,
so we just want to make sure the
fans understand that he will, in fact,
be starting for us.
Our first regular season game.
That's wild, dude.
That's absolutely wild.
It's more proof to the fact that NFL
teams are notorious for this.
It's like,
we spent a lot of money on this
dude.
He's playing.
Period.
It doesn't matter.
If we get halfway through the season and
it sucks, okay,
then we'll reluctantly do something
different.
But they're trying to justify the money
that they spent on it.
And not only justify the money,
but they have pushed the money down the
road with contract extensions, right?
So that if they would want to cut
him,
the one hundred and twenty seven million
dollars goes on their cap immediately.
And no team in the league has that
much space.
So they can't cut him.
And they also can't get rid of him.
They can't be like, hey,
anybody else out there?
Like a little Deshaun Watson in your life?
And everybody's like, oh, no, thank you.
No, thank you.
There's a lot of massage parlors right
here next to the stadium that we don't
need him to be.
He's already got enough problems.
We have body work people that work in
the building and we cannot leave him
around them.
no no he has he has he has
a he has a body work buddy that
he has to go in with every single
time to make sure he doesn't do anything
ridiculously i do i think that is an
actual rule it wouldn't surprise he has to
be accompanied by an adult if it's not
a rule it should be how about i
am i am ninety percent sure that is
an actual rule yeah
I understand is correct.
The number of starting quarterbacks the
Browns have had since in nineteen ninety
nine is it's absurd.
It is.
Like every time I felt bad in those
years that the Bears sucked with their
quarterbacks,
all I had to do is look up
north here in Cleveland and say, well,
he's waiting to Browns.
I can't imagine the misery of being a
Browns fan.
Apparently, that is Dan Bailey's team.
That is what he grew up on.
He's been a long-suffering LeBron.
He's from Akron, Ohio.
Same place as LeBron James.
Oh, yeah.
You can tell just if you look at
him side by side.
Definitely grew up in the same
neighborhood for sure.
Terry.
I'm from Cleveland originally.
I pride myself on never jumping ship,
but they're making it really difficult.
You guys are not making this easy.
You guys are not making this easy.
I'm trying to stay on the ship.
Kicked in the face, kicked in the groin.
I'm trying to stay on.
Just come on.
Just work with me here.
Did you see,
while we're talking about NFL stuff,
did you see Joey B mic'd up talking
about the fossils and whatnot that he saw
at the Natural History Museum?
I did not, bro.
So he's just like, he's,
he's catching and like throwing and
catching and throwing.
And he's talking to one of the trainers
or somebody about, um, he's like, man,
like these fossils, blah, blah, blah.
They've been around for millions of years.
Like, why is that interesting to you?
He said,
why is it not interesting to you?
These things are millions of years old.
and all i could think of was that
joey b is so ready to be a
middle-aged man and like get into like
world war ii history and smoking meats and
like that like he is he's right there
dude he's so right there that man needs
him children bad bad bad so he grew
up in athens ohio that's where my daughter
went to college if you've never been there
that fits exactly that personality
I can't wait, dude.
Like,
every other house is smoking meat out
back.
Oh, yeah.
And they're probably all talking about
fossils.
Yeah.
And, like,
he's going to know an absurd amount about
World War II history.
Like, just all that stuff, dude.
He'll be sitting on the porch rocking.
Oh, yeah.
sitting back attack that archaea uh terex
it was like the missing link bird between
false you know dinosaurs and birds like
that's a really a thing i learned that
i can see it dude i can so
see it i love joey b love that
dude uh the jay cutler years weren't as
bad for a bears fan i actually love
jay cutler i was one of the few
fans that adored that man
You never knew what you were going to
get.
You were either going to get a five
hundred yard passing day with six
touchdowns or six interceptions and a
hundred and ten yard passing day.
But hey,
at least you were tuned in to see.
It was going to be exciting one way
or the other.
Exactly.
It won't be exciting one way or the
other.
You got to love that.
Before we forget,
I do need this huge shout-out to fellow
Clydesdale media member, Carolyn Prevost,
who seems to be aging like a fine
wine.
She's actually aging better than a fine
wine.
The fact that she finished third in that
qualifier, dude,
is absolutely mind-boggling.
If you have not seen it,
our very own Carolyn Prevost finished
third in the Rogue qualifier.
And that means she will be getting an
invite to the Rogue Invitational in
Scotland as long as video review does not
do something to her.
Pending video review.
I'm sure her video review is going to
be fine.
The girl moves impeccably good.
And she's been Rogue's tester for the last
three years.
So she knows what Rogue is looking for.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
That's an incredible accomplishment, dude.
Good, good.
So happy for her.
That's outstanding.
Yeah.
So at thirty six years old,
she qualified for the toughest competition
to qualify for.
Oh, yeah.
As an elite?
Absolutely.
Like you were saying last night,
it's tougher than making it to the games.
I would agree.
There's only twenty spots and they invite
fifteen at minimum.
Yeah.
So,
and I would argue some of the people
they're inviting,
which they announced another one today,
is Gabby Magawa.
I would say like some of those people
probably aren't the top fifteen in the
world anymore.
Yeah.
And it's because they're reaching back.
What is it?
Two years?
Three years?
Five years.
Five years.
Two plus three years.
Five years.
Yep.
Let me see if I can pull it
up super fast.
As Vicky said, heel yeah.
Heel yeah.
I need to make a shirt with that
on it.
Heel yeah.
Oh, dear iPhones everywhere.
At no point have I ever said heel
yeah.
That's never been a thing.
So here is the invitee list for Rogue.
Sure, there it is.
If I just had a producer today.
Gabby McGowan got hers today.
We have Yonikoski and Emily Rolfe.
Guy Mejeros.
But like the Chandler Smith,
when was he relevant as an athlete?
Even in WFP,
he's not finishing in like a relevant
area.
No.
Wasn't he like twelfth or fifteenth or
something like that at WFP?
It's pretty far down the list.
I don't remember.
We got Spiegel,
who I love to see at Rogue.
She's made for that event.
We talked about that.
Tudor, Hayley Adams, Heinrich Heipelainen,
Paige Rogers, Moritz Fiebig,
and Elisa Fuliano.
Elisa Fuliano.
She's awesome.
She was on Pedro's podcast.
Was that her?
No, not her.
Not her.
Not her.
Not her.
Gosh darn it.
So what I kind of like about Rogue
is you get a little bit of old
and a little bit of new,
like the old generation into the new
generation.
Yeah.
But it makes it harder to qualify in.
Yes.
Was my point.
um so and i think i don't know
this for a fact i think there's a
clause that gabby magawa and heinrich
heipelainen will get invites forever
because they got hurt at the event and
now to feel bad they will get an
invite every year they got the same hurt
at the event
Which has got to be a record, right?
That's got to be some sort of record.
Not a record you want to have,
mind you, but it's definitely a record.
I'm assuming Sam Quant's invite is coming
soon.
I don't understand how he's not already on
the list, to be honest with you.
Automatic bid.
I'm waiting to actually hear back from one
of my athletes that competed over the
weekend.
She was going to get MRI this morning
because she may or may not have ruptured
her Achilles as well at a little comp
we had down here over the weekend.
I would think, from my understanding,
I have not ruptured an Achilles.
Mm-hmm.
You don't really need an MRI to know.
The MRI is to confirm.
It's to confirm.
She said she definitely did.
Yeah, she heard it.
She felt it.
She finished the event.
And then she said that was Saturday.
She said she woke up yesterday and she
couldn't walk.
So there was that.
But they don't do MRIs on Sundays at
the emergency room.
So she's going back for a follow-up,
I think, either today or tomorrow.
I don't remember.
Tess wants to know if she is the
only one that wishes Gabby and Laura would
become friends again.
And the chat has pretty much answered yes,
she is the only one.
That is the only ones.
That is the only ones.
Yeah.
I guess I don't care.
No, not at all.
If they do, awesome.
Good for you.
If they don't, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's another six billion people on the
planet that you can be friends with.
Yeah.
I'm also not super concerned if Josh,
Matt, and Siobhan bring back the Josh,
Matt,
and Siobhan podcast because it was cool
while I was there and then I really
don't give a shit anymore.
Maybe they will.
Maybe they won't.
Nobody cares.
It's really not that important.
Hey,
I used to think they should bring back
Knight Rider,
but then I watched it again and I
was like, man, I was wrong.
Man.
That is a bold stance to take.
Either direction.
When they tried to reboot Knight Rider,
it was way,
way worse than the original Knight Rider
was.
Like you said,
when you go back and watch it now,
you're like, oh yeah,
David Hasselhoff is not a good actor.
I totally forgot about that.
That's my fault.
Not only not good, terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
The car was cool.
Mark Phillips is the best because he knows
the old references,
and not only do we get it once,
but he gives that second punch.
Erwin probably wouldn't hit the same
either.
Yeah,
I'm guessing that Jan-Michael Vincent
isn't the actor that I thought he was
either.
I was going to say,
is it Jan-Michael Vincent or is it
Jan-Michael Vincey?
Because isn't he foreign of some sort?
He's like some kind of weird...
swedish or you know some sort of
scandinavian type thing i think it's
vincent i uh i uh i never knew
it as vincent i always knew it as
vincent but okay yeah um plus you're not
gonna get um what was old boy's name
oh his co-pilot i can see him
Ernest Borgnine?
Ernest Borgnine, yes.
Ernest Borgnine, dude.
It was a modern day Ernest Borgnine.
There are none.
It's not a thing.
It's not a thing.
There's no modern day.
I will die on that hill.
There's no modern day Ernest Borgnine.
It's not going to happen.
There's something in here.
PSA,
this show cares about a lot of things,
but as to other people's friendships,
we don't care.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Oh, and let's get this right.
I hope all of you have friends.
Yeah.
I'm good with that.
I hope every single one of you has
friends.
But if you lose one, I don't care.
As long as it's not me.
What was it?
David Johnson said they should bring back
the office.
I will die on this hill.
That's not eighties.
That's, that's not that long ago.
No.
Yeah.
Right.
And then I think what David Reed is
trying to tell us,
I have no idea what fromage means.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Oh, fromage is French for cheese.
Never forget that David Reed, Doug Reed,
excuse me, sorry, is actually from Canada.
So like,
I'm sure he has at least a basic
working knowledge of French.
And you're Cajun.
So that's based on the French language.
So you understand the, I see.
Fromage, yes, sir.
I found out this weekend that I'm part
Irish and I didn't know that.
But we don't know any, we know potato,
but not cheese.
No.
Potato.
Or the mash and stick them in a
stew.
spelled spelled phonetically for those of
you who don't know that's how they spell
it in mexico where joseph's from spelled
like what i did out behind the house
not not yes yes royale with cheese what
they call a big mac big mac's a
big mac but it's a big mac what
they call the whopper i don't know i
didn't go into burger king that's one of
the best exchanges in movie history
It's the only Tarantino movie that I love.
Bro, it's so good.
I just love it when he goes,
what did he call the Whopper?
He goes, I don't know.
I have no idea.
I didn't go in.
It tickles me to no end.
That's a normal conversation that I would
have with somebody.
I have absolutely no idea.
Yeah, Joey,
I found out at my mom's family reunion
that I was Irish.
The family reunion he attended.
Yeah.
Y'all,
there are certain things that just tickled
me to absolute no end.
And I was listening back to the last
night show this morning as I was getting,
uh,
got into work and was doing some stuff.
And when Scott said a family reunion,
I went to over the weekend,
I about lost my mind.
So I was like,
So yours, your family reunion,
because it'd be like if Joseph was like,
hey,
we crashed a family reunion over the
weekend.
It was awesome.
We just told people that we were there.
We weren't even like, oh, no,
I'm related to Aunt Sally or whatever.
That's what it sounds like.
Well, we know it was actually his.
So what Scott set me straight on is
the fact that he really knew his mom
and about three other people.
So, yeah,
I was trying to explain to Corey,
the reason I'm disconnected from this
family reunion is nobody at this family
reunion is anybody I hung out with ever.
I was the youngest person there.
They are my mom's cousins who I know
one of them because he came to our
house every once in a while.
Right.
And his wife.
But the others,
I didn't meet until I went to the
other family reunion like three years ago.
So let me ask you this.
Mom, I'm thinking about it.
Does that mean it was you and like
a room full of the elderly?
Yeah.
My mom's probably listening,
so I don't want to use terms that
are going to offend my mom.
Yeah, older people.
Yeah.
No big deal.
You should be so lucky.
Whatever you guys got going on on the
side is your business.
I love that dude.
At every event that he's at that I'm
competing at, I spend time.
I probably should be warming up or cooling
down.
He did.
He brought out a new paper street coffee
shirt.
It's sweet.
I need to get,
I need a new paper street coffee shirt.
It's really cool.
I think it's in like an Navy blue.
It's really nice.
Yeah, it was an AARP train.
However, just so you know,
AARP qualification is fifty years old,
which means Corey will qualify in a few
short months.
I've already gotten letters from him
asking me to sign up ahead of time.
Oh, yeah.
I've already gotten letters from him
asking him to sign up.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Mama Switzer.
I'm not calling you old, baby.
Yeah.
um yeah um i'm getting close i've been
getting emails for years yeah travis said
yes um yeah i literally like from the
minute i turned they were recruiting yeah
dude back in the day when i turned
Go ahead.
When I turned eighteen,
I got two separate free razors from
Gillette as a congratulations for turning
eighteen.
One of them to C-O-R-Y Leonard and one
of them to C-O-R-E-Y Leonard,
both at my mom's address.
And I was like,
I don't even know who this other person
is,
but I'm going to take his free razor
that I'm going to use once every month
at that point because I just didn't need
to shave that often.
Yeah.
What you realize at eighteen is the the
razor itself is not that expensive.
But now they had you because the blades
are five thousand dollars a piece a piece.
It's ridiculous.
I should not have to base my grocery
budget as a young person around the fact
that whether I will or will not be
able to buy a razor blade.
That's insane.
So I bought razor blades literally this
morning and I buy them in a twelve
pack.
because but i have to wait till i
get paid and it's my like non-mortgage
check gotta pay the house note first man
i gotta get a house note gotta come
for anything i shit you not twelve
gillette fusion razor blades forty four
dollars my word that's insane and if you
buy them in smaller packs it's more per
blade yeah i'm with kdl dude you gotta
go electric
I grow,
I need a brush hog if I was
going electric.
I have,
like Robin Williams used to always say,
I have a five o'clock shadow at nine
a.m.
And it is hard stubble.
Most razor blades,
I can't even do my whole face with
them lasting.
These Gillette Fusions,
I can do a couple shaves.
So at least I have that.
One of the ones that's got like seventy
three blades on it.
Five blades.
Six blades.
Twenty two blades.
They just keep adding blades to it.
Turbocharged with the Mach ten engine.
Yeah.
Look at that Birch too.
If I was to endorse a razor blade
for the thick shit, Gillette Fusion.
Oh, we can eat it.
That's a good endorsement.
We can get some of that Gillette money.
I'd take some of that.
Yeah, the blades have blades, Trent.
Yes, the blades have blades.
I actually was at the games and I
needed to shave.
And so I got just a pack of
like the Bic.
It took me like five razors to get
through one shave.
That's also why I keep the little bit
of beard that I got so that I
don't have to worry about doing any of
that shit.
We trim this up.
My monthly trip to my barber,
he cleans up the rest of it and
we call it good.
Yeah.
Awful.
Hate it.
I leave on a, on a happy note.
And then I have a one thirty meeting
and I, if I want to eat,
I better end it up.
Yep.
Yep.
But Corey sent me this thing yesterday and
I just wanted to share the,
every time you say some shit like that,
I'm like,
I sent you a whole bunch of stuff.
That could be one of anything.
If you guys have not seen this.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I want to know who would take part
in this.
This is a backyard water.
This place has ten crazy water slides and
slipping slides and half of them have
ramps at the end of them that launch
you into the water.
The biggest waterslide here starts with a
sixty foot high drop and ends with a
ramp that makes all the other ramps look
cute.
And the waterslides that don't end with a
ramp end with a smooth boogie board ride
across the water.
There's also a jumping tower with
platforms that go up to eighty feet high
so you can do things like triple gainers.
And if you don't yet think this water
park is complete,
it has trampolines and diving boards,
this super sketchy rope swing that
requires all of your grip strength.
Oh, and speaking of grip strength,
how could I forget the zip line that
starts at the top of the eighty foot
platform and takes you for a ride that's
around a thousand feet long to the other
side of the water park.
Just as long as you don't fall before
you reach the end.
This is the Redneck Water Park.
I don't know if you heard it,
but the guy said there are only two
rules.
You can't sue me,
and you can't land on your board.
That's it.
That's it.
I am in.
Sign me up.
Train says, heel yeah.
Heel yeah.
Like David Johnson.
I'd get a thousand percent with me,
David Johnson, and a rope swing.
Let's go, brother.
I want this to be my family so
bad.
And then there's someone with some common
sense.
That's a no for me.
That's all right, Mark.
You don't have to go, brother.
Me and David will take.
Me, David, and Winter.
We are on the way.
To all the well-connected,
this show will happily accept a Gillette
sponsorship.
If you know anybody that works in probably
corporate,
some sort of corporate area at Gillette,
Look,
there's plenty of room at the bottom of
this banner.
We could throw some stuff up there and
Gillette would fit right nice.
We even got the little blue stripe looking
thing going on.
I feel like that's very Gillette on brand
type stuff.
Yeah, we can take some Gillette money.
So like I'm all in on the slides.
The eighty foot diving tower.
Hell no.
He'll know.
I'd have to build up to it.
I'll put it to you like that.
I'd have to go off the lower one
first,
and then we'd go off the bigger one
before I went off the top one.
So I've done a ten-meter diving platform.
So that's what, thirty feet?
Thirty-ish feet, yeah.
That's high enough for me.
Eighty is ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
No way in hell.
Like, ten meters, the thirty feet,
you have time to think about life as
you're falling to the pool.
Oh, one hundred percent.
Like,
did I jump off of this thing correctly?
How am I going to land?
Eighty feet,
you'd be able to write half a novel.
Oh, eight.
I mean, you saw him, dude.
Like,
dude did like a triple gainer off of
that.
Like, that's a lot of room to fall.
KDL,
I bet they trade admission for Bush Light.
In.
I will stop and pick up a twelve-pack
on the way.
It's redneck math.
It's probably only sixty feet.
Okay.
I'm good, regardless.
Either way.
Yeah, and I'm going to trade.
I'll slide down,
but I'm not jumping off that height.
No way.
So you have to commit.
You can't just half-ass it.
You got to get to the edge of
the platform, take a deep breath,
and just run and jump off of it.
Because if you kind of half-ass it about,
you're never going to make it off of
it.
You just won't.
Or you'll do what's worse,
catch up right before the end and then
fall.
And you definitely don't want to do that.
Listen.
Here's your physics lesson.
There's tension at the top of the water.
Oh, I know.
That if it's not broken before you get
there, you are breaking it.
And if you enter the water anything less
than straight perpendicular to it,
you are screwed.
Yeah.
You'll be all right.
A little disappointed there's no excavator
spiny swing.
Spinny swing?
Spinny swing.
Yeah, I can read.
I know.
You just choose not to.
That's the whole thing.
Discussion the other day.
And Jay Burch says, Natty, not Bush.
Oh, Natty Light.
All right.
With that, guys,
I got to get going because I need
more than pocket jerky to get me through
the day.
Yeah.
So have a great day, everybody.
We'll be back tomorrow.
And don't forget,
Bailey Maraviglia will be here on
Wednesday to talk Xenon.
With that,
we'll see everybody next time on Lunch
with Clydesdale and Cowboy.
I wouldn't wait to get to the editing
room to jazz me up.
I'm already jazzy.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
saddle.
Talking to reps,
real life strength in the battle.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time we press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
heat.
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.