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Day 13,835 - Interview with George Washington.mp3
Transcript
00:00:04 Kevin
Hey gang, Kevin here, Life22.
00:00:06 Kevin
And I know it's an impromptu guest, and we're just glad that we have him.
00:00:11 Kevin
I'd like to introduce my guest.
00:00:13 Kevin
Most of you may know him.
00:00:15 Kevin
I'm just surprised that we got him on the show.
00:00:17 Kevin
And it's such an impromptu visit, but I'd like to introduce to you my guest, Mr.
00:00:22 Kevin
George Washington.
00:00:23 Kevin
George, it's great to have you here on the show.
00:00:30 Kevin
Man, I was such a great, was such a honorable guest as yourself.
00:00:34 Kevin
I'm just not really sure where to start.
00:00:39 Kevin
You want to tell me a little bit about yourself, George?
00:00:42 George Washington
Yeah, I surprised attack the English.
00:00:45 George Washington
Did you?
00:00:45 Kevin
Yeah.
00:00:46 Kevin
You surprised attack the English.
00:00:48 Kevin
English.
00:00:49 George Washington
And then...
00:00:50 Kevin
You sound like a Scotsman there, George.
00:00:52 George Washington
And I was the first president.
00:00:55 Kevin
Oh yeah?
00:00:56 Kevin
Yep.
00:00:57 Kevin
Did you get any kind of reward for being the first president?
00:01:00 George Washington
Yeah.
00:01:00 Kevin
What'd they do?
00:01:03 George Washington
Wait.
00:01:04 George Washington
I just forgot that one.
00:01:07 Kevin
Yeah, I think they put your picture everywhere.
00:01:09 Kevin
Where'd they put your picture?
00:01:13 George Washington
Mayor's office.
00:01:15 Kevin
You sure?
00:01:16 Kevin
I'm sure your picture's at the mayor's office.
00:01:18 George Washington
Yeah, I think that is it.
00:01:19 Kevin
Yeah, I don't think they were.
00:01:20 George Washington
Oh, I meant the president's office.
00:01:25 Kevin
I'm sure your picture's at the president's office.
00:01:27 Kevin
Yeah.
00:01:27 Kevin
You think they put your picture anywhere else?
00:01:31 Kevin
What do four quarters make, George?
00:01:36 George Washington
Four quarters.
00:01:38 Kevin
What does four quarters equal?
00:01:45 Kevin
How many dollars?
00:01:46 George Washington
Oh, like four quarters are 50 plus 25 is 2.
00:01:55 George Washington
It's 70.
00:01:57 George Washington
Two 72 + 2 = 92.
00:02:05 Kevin
New York State Education System, my friends.
00:02:08 Kevin
George.
00:02:09 George Washington
What?
00:02:09 Kevin
I think it's because they put your picture on the front of the dollar bill.
00:02:13 George Washington
Yeah, I...
00:02:14 Kevin
That's a pretty notoriable...
00:02:15 Kevin
It's notoriable.
00:02:17 Kevin
I mean, I'm in New York State Education System, too.
00:02:20 Kevin
It's a pretty notable thing to have your picture on the dollar bill.
00:02:23 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:27 Kevin
They get you good dental.
00:02:29 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:29 Kevin
Being the president.
00:02:30 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:31 Kevin
What happened when all your teeth fell out?
00:02:33 Kevin
You know anything about that?
00:02:35 Kevin
Do you remember?
00:02:36 Kevin
It's a long time ago.
00:02:37 Kevin
They gave you wooden teeth.
00:02:41 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:42 Kevin
So you could eat carrots.
00:02:43 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:45 Kevin
So, George, I'm a dad.
00:02:48 Kevin
I got two daughters and two sons.
00:02:51 Kevin
And two of my sons, they like, sometimes they like to lie to me.
00:02:55 George Washington
Yeah.
00:02:55 Kevin
Yeah.
00:02:56 Kevin
Did you ever lie to your dad?
00:02:59 George Washington
Yeah, about that.
00:03:01 George Washington
I chopped a cherry tree and then I didn't tell my dad.
00:03:04 Kevin
And then when he questioned you about it, what'd you do?
00:03:08 George Washington
I told him the truth.
00:03:09 Kevin
Right.
00:03:10 George Washington
Yeah.
00:03:11 Kevin
That should be a good lesson of my sons, huh?
00:03:14 George Washington
Yeah.
00:03:14 Kevin
Yeah.
00:03:16 Kevin
So, well, George, besides surprise attacking the Anglish,
00:03:23 Kevin
What else you got for me, buddy?
00:03:26 George Washington
That's like all that because I don't remember much.
00:03:30 Kevin
Yeah, it was such a long time ago.
00:03:33 Kevin
Yeah.
00:03:34 Kevin
So, well, I'm sure you're a very, very busy deceased president.
00:03:40 Kevin
So, yeah, you got a lot of sleep to catch up on.
00:03:46 Kevin
Yeah.
00:03:48 Kevin
Where they got you buried at, George?
00:03:50 Kevin
What?
00:03:51 Kevin
Where they got you buried at?
00:03:52 Kevin
Arlington Cemetery.
00:03:55 George Washington
How did you know?
00:03:57 George Washington
Yes.
00:03:59 Kevin
We're taking a guess there, folks.
00:04:00 Kevin
Do not, don't fact check us.
00:04:03 Kevin
There's a Kelshey market on it, though.
00:04:04 Kevin
All right, George.
00:04:09 Kevin
Anything else you want to tell my viewers out there?
00:04:12 George Washington
Yeah, you sure though.
00:04:13 George Washington
Like and subscribe to Kevin Doherty's channel.
00:04:18 Kevin
Oh, well, that's good.
00:04:19 Kevin
That's George Washington here, folks, telling you to like and subscribe to our channel.
00:04:23 George Washington
Because I already liked and subscribed.
00:04:26 Kevin
Jeez, man, YouTube's giving everybody, everybody a channel.
00:04:33 Kevin
All right, George, well, we appreciate you visiting us, and we will see you next time you're in town.
00:04:42 George Washington
No, I'm actually in town all week.
00:04:45 Kevin
Oh, you're in town all week?
00:04:46 Kevin
Well, man, you should stop.
00:04:49 Kevin
Geez, I'm trying to think of where you should stop.
00:04:51 Kevin
You should try the Beef and Barrel while you're in town.
00:04:53 George Washington
Yeah, I actually tried that just yesterday.
00:04:56 Kevin
And I have a friend that has a hardware store, and a lot of famous people like to frequent that place, even though they're not.
00:05:01 George Washington
Who's your friend?
00:05:02 Kevin
Nate.
00:05:03 Kevin
My friend Nate.
00:05:04 George Washington
Yep, I one time I stopped by.
00:05:07 Kevin
Did you?
00:05:07 Kevin
Yeah.
00:05:08 George Washington
When I when I had.
00:05:09 George Washington
Vacation.
00:05:11 George Washington
You had vacation, Vacation in like Olean.
00:05:18 Kevin
Vacation in Olean.
00:05:21 Kevin
Well, that's good on you, George.
00:05:25 George Washington
And I have to leave on Sunday.
00:05:28 Kevin
You got to leave on Sunday.
00:05:29 George Washington
Yeah.
00:05:30 Kevin
Man, you catching a flight or you take your horse?
00:05:35 George Washington
Usually I use my horse because
00:05:40 George Washington
You know what?
00:05:42 George Washington
I say, George, I should ride my horse.
00:05:48 Kevin
You say, George, I gotta ride my horse.
00:05:50 Kevin
Doll?
00:05:52 Kevin
That's good of you, George.
00:05:55 Kevin
Your horse needs exercise.
00:05:58 George Washington
And your street is called Washington Street.
00:06:02 George Washington
Like, I'm George Washington.
00:06:05 Kevin
Oh, well, it's one of the roads near us.
00:06:06 Kevin
It's not our street, but that's a good...
00:06:09 Kevin
That's a good point.
00:06:10 Kevin
And, well, we'll help you get home from there, George.
00:06:14 Kevin
Yeah.
00:06:14 Kevin
All right, buddy.
00:06:15 Kevin
Well, we appreciate you stopping by.
00:06:18 Kevin
Yeah.
00:06:19 Kevin
You tell Martha we said hi, okay?
00:06:20 George Washington
Who's Martha?
00:06:21 Kevin
Your wife.
00:06:22 George Washington
Oh, yeah, my wife.
00:06:25 Kevin
Okay.
00:06:27 Kevin
We'll see you guys next time on Life22.
00:06:30 Kevin
Don't forget to like and subscribe and catch up on all of your George Washington facts.
00:06:39 Kevin
Someone's gotta remember them, so see you guys next time.