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I am less than twenty-four hours away from
vacation,
meaning no work for eight freakin' days.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
Midday motivation every time you press
call.
Lunch with the Clydesdale.
Cowboy bring the heat.
Crossfit movies, music on repeat.
Half hour hustle, yeah,
we building that brand.
Grab a plate, tune in now,
you part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
have a little extra gusto today because
like i only have four more hours of
work to get out of my workplace for
eight days so i got a little more
juice in the in the tank man love
to see it love to see it good
deal brother yes tessa yes cowboy and me
singing
Scott doing his Andrea Botticelli
impression.
Ooh, that was operatic.
Thank you very much.
Because opera is definitely my favorite
style of music.
It's jazz and then opera.
Like, it's right there.
It's pretty much like one and one A.
I wasn't going to talk about this,
but I got to talk about this.
So like, so I'm,
I'm on day of my lessons straight.
Oh yeah.
My drum lessons.
Right.
And every day I feel like I'm getting
better.
And so every day is three different
classes.
And, and the first two,
you feel like I'm, I'm,
I'm nailing this thing.
And in the third class, every single day,
they hit you with something that you're
like, son of a bitch.
what is this yeah you're just like good
gravy and uh absolutely and so now i'm
actually learning a song i don't think
it's a real song i think they made
it up themselves it's very simple it's
just like the money groove over and over
again on different parts of the drum but
the transition is a um there it is
The transition is like you have to crash
the cymbal and then get back to the
groove on a different part of the drum.
And like yesterday,
I had like eighteen left feet and the
transitions were not going well.
And this morning I decided on my break,
I'd come down and just rerun that class
again.
All of a sudden today, magic.
I love it.
It just all of a sudden it went
like,
and it reminds me a lot of CrossFit
when you first start and like trying to
learn like the overhead squat and you've
got to do like,
eighteen different things to make this
overhead squat successful.
And if you don't do one of the
eighteen right, it's done.
Show me your armpits.
Lock out your arms.
Make sure your back's straight.
Like, lumbar curve.
Squat.
Spin your... Oh, man.
All the things going on.
I would probably akin it to trying to
figure out double unders.
Because that's what it would equate as far
as I'm concerned.
Like...
Okay, so I know you've been jumping rope.
Now what I want you to do is
spin it under your feet twice.
I'm sorry, do what?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you heard me.
You're going to jump once,
rope goes twice.
Oh.
And in the same manner,
like once you get it once and you
know what it's supposed to feel like,
then all of a sudden you're like,
why was it so hard?
Well, yeah, first bar muscle up.
Right.
First double under, right?
You get, okay.
Now I know like what the jump's supposed
to feel like,
what the whip of my wrist is supposed
to feel like.
Now it comes better, right?
And it's the same way with the drums.
It's knowing like what limb do I lead
with on this beat to get it to
then get into what the muscle memory takes
over.
But anyway, I'm having a ball with it,
dude.
I'm so glad I did this because it's
giving me so much fun.
And it's way cheaper than a convertible.
Way, way cheaper than a convertible.
And way, way cheaper than more Legos.
Yes.
Good Lord, yes.
Oh,
did you see the thing I sent earlier
about Legos?
I just like,
so Corey sent me a thing this morning.
It was on Instagram that people are trying
to find ways to buy whatever Lego kit
they buy, whether it's a flower,
whether it's a Jeep, whether it's a,
a Pelican,
I don't like the statue of Liberty.
You somehow can convert that to the
millennium Falcon.
They can blame Falcon out of whatever kit
you got.
Way too much time on their hands.
Absolutely agreed.
Absolutely agreed.
I just thought it was cool because I
was like, they're Legos.
They're building blocks.
I know that you bought it because it's
supposed to be a thing,
but you can technically make whatever the
hell you want.
I don't know if you know how Legos
work,
but you can do whatever the fuck you
want with them.
My thing is like,
some of them came out like they look
like the Millennium Falcon.
Others look like a Teemu version of the
Millennium Falcon.
And do I really want to waste my
kit to make it look like that shitty
version of the Millennium Falcon you came
up with?
Well, yeah.
I mean,
this is people who watch the Lego movie
like entirely too many times.
You're like,
I can make anything out of anything.
I'm a master builder.
And just go ahead and just go,
I can make the Millennium Falcon out of
whatever I wanted to.
Yeah, when the satellite is now a flower,
it just doesn't have the same effect.
It just doesn't quite, yeah.
The Lego PS One looking good, though.
I have the Nintendo.
It was not an easy build.
It's like right there.
Really?
It's a rectangle.
How is it not that hard,
that easy to do?
So the TV, actually,
you can hit a crank and it will
move the screen.
Oh, okay.
And Mario will like jump.
Yeah, that's the part that got.
And the legs of the TV somehow do
not stick well.
And every time I pick it up,
the legs fall off.
And then I'm like trying to balance it
and get the legs back on.
Our pet's heads are falling off!
And then I had this wise idea to
add lights to it that actually play the
theme music and everything.
Wow.
Yeah.
Dumb.
Literally, I am done.
I have like three non-built Legos.
I think that is it unless F-One comes
out with new cars.
Oh,
you can pretty much bet they're going to
come out with new cars at some point.
Yes, retired Steve.
But go ahead.
I was gonna say yes, retired Steve,
that is the Breaking Bad RV.
Complete with meth lab meth lab inside the
way this thing's amazing.
And trays of blue meth on the outside.
Yep.
Uh, reading done Lego done.
Yep.
I'm eliminating things from my life.
Mark Phillips.
One thing at a time.
One thing at a time.
It gives me a headache.
It's no longer worth my time reading.
That's it right out.
Sorry.
You take your reader's digest and put it,
send it back to the return to sender
and Legos,
which I've spent an absurd amount of money
on putting stuff together.
Nope.
Not doing that anymore.
What do you have?
That's not, that's unbuilt.
That's at the house.
So I have the Batman tumbler.
I have a Jeep that I've had a
while and just haven't put together yet.
It's a big one,
so it's going to take a little bit
longer.
And then I have like a nineteen sixties
Ferrari.
Nice.
Nineteen sixty five Ferrari GTV,
two seventy five GTV.
I'm not sure it's that specific model,
but sure.
That would be the one from Ferris Bueller.
Retired Steve,
it has Walt in his underwear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They spared no expense.
I will say it is not a commissioned
Lego product.
Spare no expense.
Because I don't think Lego would endorse
the Breaking Bad.
Probably not so much the meth lab part
of it.
Now,
I do believe it is for children six
and up.
Well, there you go.
We had to talk about that when it
came out.
Yeah.
Uh, I got many Lego plants.
It's sincerely getting a bit out of hand,
but I'm also not stopping anytime soon
yet.
That's the problem.
Like,
so my big thing is I have a
lot of Batman stuff and I have a
lot of F one stuff.
Those are kind of the two realms that
I really dive into a lot.
And then I found ways to hang them
on the wall.
So like in our guest room,
I have the entire F one lineup and
I have a bunch of Batman cars on
the wall.
That's fantastic.
Come stay in Scott's Lego room.
That would be a feature if you had
a, like, you know,
people rent rooms out on, uh, well,
what is it?
Yes.
Yep.
No more.
No more Legos.
No more.
Yeah.
No more bricks.
No more Legos.
Uh,
Oh, good Lord.
Walk it out.
Why is it not coming to mind?
So a fake savant, uh,
Brixels are terrible.
You are correct.
I have both the beaver stadium from Penn
state and I have soldier field from,
for the bears and the pirate parrot and
a pirate helmet.
They're all awful.
but um so on air if you could
if you were renting out your your spare
room on airbnb you could market it as
the lego room and people would come want
to stay in that with the last place
we stayed um for legends last year in
in arizona was the uh it was covered
in gnomes there were gnomes inside there
were gnomes outside hell no um i don't
even know creepy gnomes looking at me
there was
There was one that was legitimately four
feet tall outside by the pool in the
backyard.
So a gnome taller than an actual gnome?
Yes.
The problem is that while we were looking
for it, Jennifer just said,
you just book something.
And I went, okay.
Careful what you wish for there.
It was nice.
It was ten minutes from the venue.
So I'm going to tell Mr.
DeLapp this one thing.
For the final time,
I am not a boomer.
I am a Gen Xer.
Yeah, same.
I am a Gen Xer boomer.
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
All the way.
Oh, look at that.
Mr. C.J.
DePalma.
Scott says, no to neoms.
You know.
You know.
You know.
C.J., I am not a boomer.
No.
You have to be a hell of a
lot of a boomer at this point.
It's just because we're old enough to
bitch about shit, CJ.
That's really the only qualifying factor
at this point.
Congratulations on nailing that guy right
there, Mr. Tristan Patrick,
brand new coach for WOD Prep.
Yep.
One of the best in the business.
It doesn't surprise me at all.
You two philosophically mesh so well.
It only makes sense.
Absolutely.
Great hire.
Both have a very short tolerance for
bullshit.
And if you don't know who Tristan is,
he's been featured in a couple of my
documentaries.
Um, the,
I did an all access with Kelly Baker
and Emily Rolfe and Jamie Latimer and, uh,
and Tristan was coach for Kelly Baker at
the time.
And then we did the behind the scenes
with how to can you,
and at that time she,
he was her coach.
So yeah, he's been featured in a lot.
He,
him and I have had a lot of
conversations,
a lot of conversations about how weekends
are going.
So if that's the case,
then are we showcasing the athletes or are
we showcasing Tristan at this point?
Because he's like the one continuing
factor in all of this.
I thought it was a coincidence,
but maybe I just have a crush on
Tristan.
Oh, Coach Krispy Kreme.
And the year with Kelly Baker was the
wildest year.
because she was cut and then she was
not cut and one of my favorite interviews
then she almost got cut and non-cut a
second time yes it's my fate one of
my favorite interviews when she said when
she said i i thought i was out
so i went had a beer and a
burger last night and then like the next
event the next morning like she came out
crushed it was outstanding i remember that
uh clearly
My favorite video of that year was they
ran the five K and or the four
point six K, whatever it was.
Kelly,
Kelly entered North Park and she swung
wider than everybody and just hit the jets
and passed like five people going down.
Going down the football field at North
Park.
It was awesome.
I'm going to clear these folks right
quick.
I'm coming in hot.
other video from her because nothing she
makes nothing easy it was the final event
at the west coast semi-final final lap and
she has to carry a sandbag down the
floor she dropped it tripped over it and
all she had to really do is finish
to make the games and then because of
that it was all up in the air
whether she made it or not
Nothing easy, baby.
Nothing easy.
Nobody wants to do anything easy.
CJ, I like you.
I'll be honest with you.
I only was made aware of you a
couple years ago, like two years ago,
right before the Masters Games in
Columbus.
And now I'm very well aware of you
as my producer is your client.
And I know a lot of other people
in this chat that are your clients.
And so, yeah,
maybe there is a future to do a
documentary on some of those athletes.
Tristan does sound like a leading man in
a soap opera.
He brings the drama.
I can see the camera cutting to him
right before you go to commercial,
and he's just making like a blue steel.
All right,
before we dive into some of the CrossFit
stuff, you know,
the one thing I love more,
the one thing I will never cut out
of my life, like books and Legos,
is Jameis Winston.
Oh, God, yes.
Yes.
i can't get enough of james winston i'd
send it in the lunch group chat vicky
if you could pull it up bro it's
so good it's actually an interview with
cam scataboo it's actually a camp he just
happens to be in the background
somebody was saying like he's just using
the whole bottle like he's just if you're
out of trouble yeah i have it on
my on my laptop i can pull it
up real quick i don't know if that
was a one second or yep here we
go
Oh,
I think we just went on top of
each other.
There we go.
So I will.
I don't know if you guys can see
this.
I don't know which one of us.
Okay, it's me.
Sorry.
This is an interview with Cam Scataboo.
And in the background,
you see Jameis Winston.
And I will hit play.
And he is cloning himself like five
million times.
And the people on Get Up were saying,
you know that's expensive cologne,
so he probably doesn't need more than like
two squirts.
But he's going to town on the cologne.
And then the best response was,
he's cloning himself up in the background,
and you know Cam Scadaboo hasn't showered
in a month.
Look, Cam's still in pads and sweating.
Jameis has clearly,
like he didn't got out to shower,
he ain't got dressed, all that shit.
Cam's going home in his pads.
God, that's good.
I think we showed it on the show,
the free crab leg commercial that he did.
It's so good.
It's so good.
He's a free, right?
Free not enough.
Free not enough, baby.
I just cannot get enough Jameis Winston.
That is my dude.
I was in Tallahassee when he was at
Florida State.
Yeah.
His character arc is insane.
It's absolutely insane because, yeah,
he's basically a football priest at this
point.
He's praying with everybody,
whether they want him to or not,
on the field, during games,
after the games.
He's probably praying while he's putting
on that cologne right there,
which more power to him, man.
Knock yourself out.
You can't not like him at this point.
I'm sorry.
You just can't.
Because it's not put on.
It's obvious that it's not put on.
He's just walking around loving life.
So he got in trouble at Florida State
for two things.
One, for stealing crab legs,
which I do not blame him for.
If I'm a college kid and the lady
behind the counter at Publix hands me some
crab legs, probably going to go home.
And if you've ever watched the hard knocks
that Jameson was in and Tampa Bay,
that kid grew up poor.
Like as poor as poor can be.
I don't think he had indoor plumbing.
And so, like,
someone gives me some free crab legs,
sure, I'm going to take it.
Now,
he did do another thing where he stood
up at the lunch hall at FSU and
yelled obscenities about women.
Probably shouldn't have done that.
I would say, yeah.
Probably should have done that.
Ought not.
Ought not to do that.
Yeah, that's probably a thing.
I would say so.
But ever since then,
he has been nothing but a good dude.
Yeah.
Learn from that mistake.
And he has been a good dude.
Retired Steve,
he might be spraying that at Cam.
That is probably the guess.
Cam, Mel Cam, more than likely.
I saw something about Cam earlier that
said that pretty sure that he was born
with CTE and every hit that he takes
takes a little bit of it away.
That's why he runs the thing.
So he's like the Benjamin Button of CTE?
He's the Benjamin Button of CTE,
absolutely.
So I'm going to go ahead and write
that down and put my name next to
it.
Cam Scadaboo is the Benjamin Button of
CTE.
David Reed, there are semantics in this.
He did not steal the crab legs.
He was given them by the lady behind
the counter at Publix.
She thought she was doing him a favor.
I guarantee it.
She thought she was, she would, oh yeah,
nobody's going to care.
It's Cam.
He's the, uh, excuse me.
It's, it's my brain.
Uh, it's Jamis.
He's the quarterback.
He's doing, you know,
he's bringing Florida state to back to the
glory days and all that stuff.
I'm just going to give him some stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
He didn't steal.
They gave him free shit all the time.
Finally, Publix got grumpy.
Somebody at Publix saw it,
didn't appreciate it,
and then they sold him out.
David Reed, I am telling you,
every freaking Buckeye around this town
goes to Wendy's, gets free burgers.
They go to McDonald's and gets free shit.
They go to Macy's and get free shit.
You think if...
If anybody that got a recognizable face
that plays for LSU Tigers goes to a
sit-down restaurant,
they paying for their meal?
No, it's not happening.
They can go sit in any one of
these places around here.
As long as they're not going to the
dorm, they can go out to eat.
I guarantee you they get their meal
comped.
You think Jeremiah Smith has paid for
anything in three years?
Hell no.
Yeah.
When I was a swimmer at Ohio State
my freshman year,
They gave us clothes to wear.
You got better seats at restaurants.
If you had your OSU stuff on,
you got anything you wanted.
And that's why I always say, like,
if you're a college athlete,
treat the fans with respect.
Because if you do,
you will never have to pay for anything
in this town ever again.
Nope.
Like Leonard Fournette showing that like
handing down his jersey to the next player
at LSU and embracing the LSU Tigers all
the time.
Like Leonard Fournette is a god now.
And Joe Burrow talking about his time
there is never going to have to pay
for anything in Louisiana ever again.
No, this is good.
I don't know if for the for the
non tattooed crowd out there.
Tattoos are expensive.
They are extremely expensive.
So when you see college kids out there
and they are inked up from with full
sleeves, shit on their chest, their back,
all this other stuff,
they didn't pay for none of that.
They rolled up to the tattoo shop.
They knew they could go to.
Hey, man, I want to get this done.
And they either charge them nothing or
they charge them close to nothing for it
because they're walking advertisements at
that point.
here's another point to that too.
I don't blame the tattoo shop, right?
No.
I got my tattoo at the same place
that Justin Fields got his.
Right.
Because he was a Chicago bear at the
time.
And I wanted my tattoo done by the
same artist that did his.
Yeah.
You looked at it and you went,
that looks, that first of all,
it looks good.
And so clearly dude knows what he's doing
and you work on Chicago bears.
I'm a Chicago bear fan.
I'm going to you.
yeah it's marketing and so that how much
business has that tattoo shop owner got
because more than a little right because
he was known as the guy who did
justin fields and he did chase young and
he like he could list the buckeyes that
he had um tattooed yeah so yeah
People giving professional athletes free
meal and other things blows my mind.
People make way too much money to be
given so much stuff for free.
They're not asking for it for free, Stan.
That's the difference.
Nine times out of ten, I would,
let me not say nine times,
probably seven times out of ten,
they're just going in and they just want
to go and sit down and eat and
do whatever.
But people see them, they recognize them,
and if they're fans,
then it's a whole different ballgame at
that point.
I get three hours of enjoyment most of
the time every Sunday watching my Chicago
Bears.
Yeah.
I get three hours every Saturday watching
Penn State.
If I see a player and I'm hanging
out, sometimes it's just a thank you.
Like, hey, let me pick up that coffee.
Hey, let me pick up that lunch.
Yep.
Yeah, well, this is different.
This is different, Stan.
This I understand.
If you come in here and you act
like I'm supposed to give you something
for free, then yeah, you can get bent.
That's not going to happen.
My least favorite thing that is said by
a pro athlete or someone who thinks
they're famous is,
don't you know who I am?
The minute you say that, get bent.
Pound rocks, all that stuff.
That's my favorite.
Don't you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
Like, that's my go-to.
No.
Why?
Do you know who I am?
Like,
are we having that kind of conversation
right now?
Fergie's got it down, man.
I get excited when the lunch lady gives
me an extra slice of Texas toast at
the commissary.
And she's probably giving you a little
wink and a smile too, buddy.
Let me tell you something.
When I get nuggets from Chick-fil-A that's
supposed to be an eight count and there's
nine in there, I am over the moon.
And I didn't even do that on purpose.
Right.
I'm like, bro,
I got nine nuggets in my, in my,
in my, uh, in my, my I'm, I'm,
I'm flipping out.
I love that kind of stuff.
Yeah,
that commissary lunch lady's calling him
baby too.
Here you go, baby.
Here you go, baby.
To be fair,
and I know Fergie's not from around here,
but we call everybody baby over here.
It don't much matter.
That lady at the grocery store checks me
out in the morning and says,
you have a good day, baby.
You too, baby.
We just walk out.
That's a Southern thing all the way
through and through.
Dude,
the extra fries from Five Guys is so
good.
And all it is is an illusion.
It's the same size all the time.
But because it's out of the little
container and in the bag, you think, wow,
I got extra.
Yeah.
And that Mr.
Doug Reed would Texas toast is always
something to get excited about.
That is correct.
That is how I met my wife.
You met your wife through Texas toast.
So I was a short order cook at
a diner.
She would come in for all you can
eat spaghetti night.
And I would give her an extra piece
of garlic, Texas toast on the side.
And now look at you.
And now, thirty years later.
Thirty years, baby.
Thirty years later.
All it took was some bread.
Which, to be fair,
I would follow people home for bread.
I'm a big bread fan.
If it's warm and fresh.
A little crusty.
Absolutely.
Free meals are fine.
It's when UNC gave cars and houses to
basketball players across the line.
Listen,
those colleges are making millions and
billions of dollars.
And those kids were basically free
entertainment.
If Brian Bosworth drove off in a brand
new Corvette, so be it.
Reggie Bush got a house for his parents,
so be it.
Now we look at it,
and we're paying ten million dollars,
twelve million dollars to a bad
quarterback at Michigan.
One of the biggest bullets LSU ever dodged
in the past five to ten years.
I can promise you that much.
If Chick-fil-A had Texas Toast, man,
they'd have a daily customer.
If Chick-fil-A had Texas Toast,
they'd print money.
They already print money,
but they would be printing even more money
if they had Texas Toast.
There'd be a line on Sundays waiting for
them to open on Monday.
Yeah,
if you would be camping out in the
parking lot.
Y'all serving that Texas toast for
breakfast?
I need some of that with some eggs
on it.
They used to make the best breakfast
burritos.
They still do.
They've changed them up a little bit.
It's still the best ones I've ever had.
The only ones that ever came close to
that was a Sonic Breakfast Burrito.
If you've ever had a Sonic Breakfast
Burrito, I have not.
Outstanding.
They put jalapenos in it.
That's probably what sent it over the edge
for me, but good night.
That was good stuff.
The problem with Raising Cane's Texas
Toast... I'm sorry.
Raising Cane's is straight up Louisiana
stuff.
The problem with Raising Cane's Texas
Toast...
Is that they charge you for an extra
piece unless you swap it out.
Like if you swap,
you can do it and do the whole
swap thing.
But the problem is, is that raising canes,
it's not actually,
it's not actually a problem with their
Texas.
So it was,
is that their chicken fingers used to be,
like legitimately sized.
And as the years have gone by,
like the pretty short chickens are still
the same size,
but yet the strips that we get from,
uh,
from raising canes have gotten smaller and
smaller and the price has gone higher and
higher.
They've gone from a finger to a thumb.
It's ridiculous, dude.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
I would even say a pinky almost.
It's actually, it's absolutely insane.
Uh,
the best is an extra breaded chicken
tender at the golden Coral.
I don't think I've ever had breaded
chicken tenders at the Golden Corral.
You didn't go get your protein,
your ninety grams of protein?
I don't even know if there's one around
here, dude.
At the buffet?
At the buffet, baby.
At the buffet.
The Golden Corral.
I really don't know if there's a Golden
Corral around.
There might be one in Baton Rouge.
I know there used to be for sure.
Now you got me Googling it.
Well, speaking of all this advertising,
I don't know if you saw...
But there's a little dust-up about Sidney
Sweeney doing an ad for a sports website.
Oh, is there?
I hadn't heard.
Do you know what's crazy?
I've yet to see the actual ad.
really i've only ever seen all the
response videos yeah uh savant played the
whole thing this morning in pieces as he
stopped and talked over it because he had
no idea what the hell it was actually
supposed to be for which to be fair
if you're watching it with no volume on
it's really hard to tell what the hell
she's talking about um but you're not i
Here's the fun part.
I found out this this morning.
She's actually a part owner in the sports
betting app thing.
Of course she is.
So of course she is.
So whatever they are,
I would say whatever they're paying her,
but she's part owner in the company.
So she was probably like, hey,
why don't I just do this ad?
There it is.
okay yeah so what is crazy is and
i put this on on hiller's video i
i commented on it that one
we are just all these women that are
bitching about it are just feeding the
monster.
That is the marketing campaign.
Because at the time that Hiller put us
video yesterday,
the actual ad only had eight hundred
thousand views,
but yet all the response videos had
millions upon millions.
Yeah.
Right.
Doubling and tripling down.
So you're just feeding into that monster.
Second,
I don't know if you know this,
but there's this place in Nevada that's
really famous for sports betting.
I've heard of it.
I think I've heard of it.
It's called Las Vegas.
And they're known for something else as
well.
And that is showgirls.
Vegas, you say?
Yep.
And so there may be a correlation between
sports betting and scantily clad women.
What an odd concept.
What an odd concept.
Let me ask you something.
When we were growing up and print media
was still a thing,
what was your favorite Sports Illustrated
issue?
I don't want to say just because it
always happens that it's right, but yeah,
the Swimsuit Edition,
its numbers were way higher than every
other issue the rest of the year.
I wonder why that is.
What's the best way to get a man
to buy a calendar to put on the
wall?
Again,
I don't want to feed into the stereotypes
of the past.
I want to say that in this case,
in this case,
marketing analytics would tell you that
you correlate these things and you're
going to have success.
Absolutely.
Add on the fact that everybody's going to
be pissed and everybody's going to want to
have their say.
And it's going to be shared and saved
and posted five billion times more than
you could ever get it on your own.
Super easy.
Like it's the easiest thing in the world.
I don't understand the outrage or the fake
outrage.
I really, really don't get it.
It's not bothering you.
It's not affecting your life one way or
another.
I don't.
None of those pictures does she look like
she's athletically playing a sport.
Not even close.
I don't think she's setting back tennis,
basketball, hockey, or any of those.
She is selling an app to bet on
the sport.
And who does most of sports betting?
Degenerates.
A.K.A.
men.
There's a there's a there's an episode of
The Simpsons.
I will never, ever forget.
He goes into that store and while he's
waiting,
like he's getting a burrito microwave for
him.
He gets a pen and it's a novelty
pen where you click it and chicks clothes
come off.
And he's watching it and he's got like
one point.
He's got five of them going at the
same time.
He looks at it and goes,
you know who would love this?
Men.
And I feel the exact same way about
that.
Like, it's not for you.
Leave it alone.
Because all you're doing is what, no,
because all they're doing is exactly what
you said.
It's like,
I'm going to go make this response video.
People are going to hear what I got
to say about it.
Cool.
You just made people go look at it.
It's not that hard to figure out.
And there's nothing in that ad that is
setting women's sports back.
Nobody looks at that and goes, wow,
Sydney Sweeney would be an awesome goalie.
Why isn't Sydney Sweeney playing for the
women's national team?
I don't understand.
Yeah,
Hooters is not a Save the Owls campaign.
Wait, it's not?
It's not?
Holy smokes.
I did not even know that.
Why?
Damn it, Wayne.
Here I thought I was donating to keep
the great Spotted Owl alive.
My bad.
It's, and I don't want to,
I'm not meaning to go down this path
again,
but it's just like the High Rock
situation.
Everybody has to have their say.
So now it's living way longer in the
news cycle.
This is what's wild.
Shanna sent me a DM last night.
She sent it to me too.
Her son doesn't even watch fitness sports
at all, and he has heard about Poopgate.
So I asked my wife, I said,
did you hear about Poopgate?
She goes, oh, my gosh, yes.
My wife,
who has no clue what's going on,
she has never watched one of my shows.
Like,
that's how little of fitness that she
watches.
It was on Newsweek.
Shanna sent me a link to a story.
Somebody wrote it that made it to
Newsweek.
She sent me New York Post, Newsweek,
all like...
And on that note,
we got a really awesome comment from a
listener last night or this morning.
I don't know when it came in.
But she said that she loves the show,
first and foremost.
She loves going off the rails.
She's now addicted to going off the rails.
And she wishes you and I good poops
in the toilet and not on our legs.
I actually looked it up this morning.
I sent it to...
to our little group chat with,
with the glintons and, and I said,
I'm not on day, I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm not on day.
I'm
I stopped and I went and used the
bathroom.
I know it's a wild concept,
but I get it.
I can fairly say that I am not
an elite athlete trying to make the world
championships.
I get that.
Now,
she is a games champion and she has
never pooped herself.
There you go.
There you go.
Stood on top of the podium with clean
pants.
Clean pants, clean legs.
That's a double gold medal right there.
They should have gave you an extra award
for that, apparently.
Good Lord, man.
Yeah, I am so over that.
I just hope that the news cycle has
moved on.
I was explaining to my son,
we were talking about it last night,
and I said,
you understand that if you spit on the
floor during a high rocks race and
somebody sees it,
it's a two-minute penalty.
And he said,
but she had poop run down her legs.
They just penalized her two minutes.
I said, they didn't penalize her at all.
Jesus, man.
Speaking of high rocks,
I made this comment a couple weeks ago,
and I got hammered pretty hard about it,
that I said that high rocks had been
bought back by its original owners.
And everybody's like, no, it hasn't.
It's private equity and blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Well, go read the barbell spin today,
and you will see that the original owners
have bought back high rocks and become
majority owners again.
As it turns out,
they have a fifty one percent ownership.
There is a private equity stake of forty
nine percent,
but they have bought it back.
I just want to say, like,
I was not crazy.
I was not wrong.
As it turns out.
They did buy back enough to get...
They were a forty percent owner all along.
And then they bought back enough to get
to fifty one percent.
And just in time to deal with a
shitty situation.
I think maybe they foresaw it coming.
They were like,
we should probably get in on this.
Or something crazy happens.
There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen.
So whoever was giving Scott...
Sorry for the term here,
but giving Scott shit about it.
Here it is.
Laid out for you right there on the
barbell spin.
John George says,
I shit my pants when I was one.
Okay, maybe once when I was four.
I mean, it happens, bro.
Today's poop count, seventeen.
I mean...
Bad timing, though.
Who wants to race High Rocks now when
you have to worry about excrement?
It's how they get in front of it,
Shanna.
Do they get in front of it?
They should have gotten in front of it.
Nobody wants to be behind it.
Right.
Nobody wants to be behind it.
Just throwing that out there.
So yes,
it depends on how they get in front
of it.
And do they like change the rules?
And if,
and put a whole like bodily fluid policy
out there that if any bodily fluid is
seen, whatever you are immediately,
immediately removed.
I hope they use the terms bodily fluids.
I really,
really do because that's going to leave
it.
That leaves nothing open to interpretation
at that point, right?
Like bodily fluids.
What kind?
All of them.
Any of them.
The time to be in front has passed.
No pun intended.
Yeah.
Where is it at?
You can argue they didn't foresee the shit
storm.
They did not and it was definitely a
storm.
It's eight K of running and it happened
on
K-to-two.
Dude, that's a lot.
The ability to push through that...
I know she should have been pulled.
I'm not going to argue that fact.
She should have been pulled immediately.
But the ability to push through that
discomfort for another six K... Well,
once it's out, it's out.
It's uncomfortable because it's stuck to
your leg at that point, but...
It ain't like she was running around.
You don't know what's still sitting in the
booty short.
Didn't look like anything was still
sitting in the booty short there, homeboy.
First of all, she ain't that big.
I don't know, man.
It'd be tough if there was a prairie
dog happening.
What would it matter at that point?
Just let it go?
Like, what you going?
What you going?
Oh, wait.
I know I shit myself earlier,
but I got to kind of go again,
but I'm just going to hold it in
this time.
No.
High Rock's now advertising Adam Sandler
quotes,
you ain't cool unless you poop your pants.
Once there's a breach,
there's no stopping it.
Right.
That's a fact.
I know what dry mud feels like.
There's not a way I'd be able to
finish covered in shit.
There's no way, dude.
There's no way.
Yeah.
We mean push through.
There's no way to talk and talk about
this without double entendres.
Yeah, phrasing.
Phrasing.
What if it was on purpose like Spy
Hunter?
Driving down the road,
throwing out the oil slick.
I tell you what, Birch,
I have unfortunately ruminated on that.
Yes, they should definitely,
one hundred percent,
always just get for a number two.
I have ruminated on the fact that what
if it was on purpose?
I don't I don't think anybody's that like
nobody wants to win that bad.
Right.
I would hope not anyway.
But, like, the video,
Hila brought it up this morning,
that while she's on the lunge,
the sandbag lunge,
she passes a dude literally in the lane
next to her, and he stops and, like,
goes... Yeah.
Like,
you can just see the look on his
face.
You're like, oh, my Lord.
Yeah.
do want to end on a better note
than this i don't know if you saw
that elisa foliano is competing in uh the
physical one hundred in italy yes i i
saw her instagram clips and it was all
in italian so i was like well that
sucks i'm not gonna be able to watch
it but vicky says like on netflix they
overdub perfect english that's amazing so
if you miss kung fu theater
And you want to see Elisa Fuliano take
on the physical one hundred and see if
the CrossFitters dominate again.
You can check that out on Netflix.
I hope they do like a kind of
an American Sign Language version of it as
well,
because Italian people talk with their
hands and I just want to see people
doing like this down in the corner while
they're overdubbing it.
That would be amazing.
Elisa Fuliano.
She's one of my favorite people, dude.
She is a little bit of nothing.
And she, like,
she's won so many barbell mood,
like events at the games.
And, and she can, one hundred percent.
Even though Lito is actually Greek,
she just married an Italian dude.
Yeah.
Extreme challenge.
All those.
I don't understand.
Maybe he slipped off and went to the
enter button before it was.
It's entirely possible.
The most extreme challenge.
You're welcome, Lito.
The most extreme challenge stuff that used
to be on, they put it on wherever,
and that was all in Japanese that they
overdubbed was awesome.
It was awesome to watch just for the
overdubbing.
Well, the original Ninja Warriors,
before there was the American version,
were all in Japanese and overdubbing.
Perfect.
Make it happen.
So yeah, I miss Kung Fu Theater.
Absolutely.
You want to watch Kung Fu?
I need to watch Office Space again.
I do have to...
This came up on Sunday.
So if you don't know,
my wife is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
Their head coach is Mike McCarthy,
who grew up in Pittsburgh,
literally like right across the river from
the stadium.
He moved back to Pittsburgh,
and his parents' house is still there with
his parents living in it,
and he has moved into their basement.
And I said to my wife,
the only thing I can hear now is,
Mom!
Get us some meatloaf!
Meatloaf!
You want some meatloaf?
She'll get you some meatloaf.
That's another one I haven't seen in a
while.
I need to check it out again.
I just watched it maybe a month ago.
That movie kills me.
What's his name?
Not Owen Wilson.
The other one.
Oh my gosh.
Right?
Yeah, Vince Vaughn, Vince Vaughn.
He makes the entire movie for me because
Owen Wilson is Owen Wilson in every single
movie, right?
We like we've come to that and Vince
Vaughn is more or less Vince Vaughn in
every single movie as well.
You exceptions aside,
but like in that he is as Vince
Vaughn has as he's ever actually been like
he's basically a grown up,
sixteen year old,
which is what makes the entire movie
fantastic.
Yeah, I love Vince Vaughn.
One, he's a Chicago Bears fan,
and he is a proud Chicago Bears fan.
Have you ever seen Mr. and Mrs.
Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
A long time ago.
So Vince Vaughn is Brad Pitt's best
friend.
He's also an undercover assassin or
whatever, and he lives at his mom's house.
So, like,
when Brad Pitt finally first figures out,
well, him and Angelique,
but we'll figure out that they're both
assassins, like, secretly and whatnot.
He goes to Vince Vaughn's house, like,
to go talk to him about it and
whatnot.
And, like,
his mom yells at him at some point.
She's like, Mom, we're on high alert here.
Almost shot you.
It's like the same energy.
It's fantastic.
oh the first time i ever saw vince
vaughn was in rudy and he plays one
of the football players yeah i don't know
if he has a speaking role probably not
probably not i think the movie that
actually like put him on the map for
anything was swingers back in the day and
favreau was in rudy too and favreau wrote
swingers right yeah so yeah that's
probably where they like hooked up
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Flight out at seven forty five a.m.
We will be in Montana at noon.
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Well,
we gained a couple hours across the
country there.
yeah and then uh and then i'm there
for till the following wednesday we fly
back at like one p.m we get back
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I have never been on a Delta flight.
It didn't matter where we were going that
we didn't go to Atlanta first.
That is where their major hub is.
They're like, oh,
you want to go to Kansas?
Cool.
Fly to Atlanta first.
Well, you want to California?
Fun times.
Let's go see what's happening in Atlanta
before we do anything else.
Yeah,
that's what happens when I fly Eastern.
I didn't even know Eastern was a thing.
It doesn't exist anymore.
I'm about to say,
you want a Pan Am as well?
Fantastic.
Yeah,
the old Las Vegas to Atlanta to San
Francisco.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Where are y'all going from?
I went to Waterpalooza.
I went from Columbus to Minneapolis to
Miami.
Where are we going?
Columbus to almost Canada.
And then to almost Cuba.
Yeah.
You're laughing, Big Siobhan,
but that's almost exactly...
We actually... We didn't go to...
If we had took...
When I went to Miami,
if we'd have flew Delta,
that's exactly what we would have done.
We went from New Orleans to Atlanta and
then turned around and went to Miami.
As it turns out,
we took Southwest and we went to Orlando
and then...
atlanta at least that makes sense or
excuse me at orlando and in miami but
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last night I was talking to her,
and she was like, man,
I should try to do that.
Mama Switzer,
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She's like,
I don't even know where I get a
Bedazzler.
And I'm like, probably eBay.
There are probably people all over the
place trying to unload those things.
I can guarantee you can buy,
maybe not the actual Bedazzler,
but something very similar on Amazon.
If you need it, it's probably on Amazon.
She goes,
I need something to occupy my time.
And I'm like, no, you don't.
Not that.
Not that.
You know what you ought to do is
just buy a Lego flower and try to
turn it into a Millennium Falcon.
That's what you ought to be doing there,
mama's wife.
All right, guys.
Have a great day.
Love you all.
No show tomorrow.
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No show tomorrow.
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