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The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!
Lieutenant Crane joining me for traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. How's your week been, buddy? Thanks for preparing for me to come in today. I know I wanted to make sure everything was ready for you. All good to go. You know, I don't know.
We've done this a couple of times and it still boggles me. You never are ready for me. No, I mean, you know what you're doing. You can figure it out. Hey, come on, mop the floors, clean the boxes off the counters. Get the show started. And you might need to carry Jade around the office while you're at it as well. I don't even know if we can joke about that.
It looks bad. I can joke about it. Because it can't catch you. Exactly. I don't even have to run. I can walk back peddling.
That's right. You will never catch me. You will never catch me. You ever seen the movie Borat? No, of course not.
You've never seen any movie. Well, 208-535-1015 is going to be the number to call for traffic school powered by the Advocates. Anything new going on in the community for people to be aware about?
Anything like that? We don't have any snow. Woo, I'm loving it, especially because my snowblower is broken. I had JD come over over the weekend to try to help me get it up and running.
It's just toast. So you need one. I need one. I might know a guy.
You might know a guy. Yeah. Well, see, I've got this problem called money. So that's that's what I'm working on. Is that and that's what comes from being a newlywed.
That's that's right. OK, well, that could pose some questions about Idaho law. Is it illegal to just go, I'm married and then post it on Facebook and not deal with any courts, not do any kind of rituals. You just are kicked back, relaxing in bed and go, we're married now.
Can you do that? So in Idaho and I'd have to look this up because I haven't looked at it for a long time. But there used to be a law in the books that if you spent the night together and I mean together.
OK, I get what you're saying. That you were legally bound after that. I don't think they enforce that. Do they?
They don't. There'll be a lot of married people out there and multiples. Exactly. All right. Well, hopefully that one's on the books. There's a lot of things on the books we don't enforce.
Yeah, yeah, I think that one you'd probably have a hard time upholding that in court. That might cause some problems. Yeah, all right, so I'm good to go. But yeah, so you can. Yeah, you can say that.
I guess the bonuses legally you still don't have to file combined taxes and don't have to do any of that. No. You know, and if you decide to, hey, we're going to call it quits, much easier, much easier, even though we're not going to do that. Disagree. There's an easy way to do that.
Yeah, I guess that's true. It's never we were never legally married or we have a legal document. Both ways, it's going to be awful. Yeah, yeah, it's never fun. So never don't do it unless you're serious about sticking around.
Yeah, it's not nice. And when have you ever worried about that? I am always nice. Yeah, I am always nice. So I think you've just come around a mama's way of thinking.
Could be. You're like, hey, yeah, that's not such a bad idea. Well, a couple of people thought it was a bad idea when they suddenly saw that pop up on Facebook and they hadn't been told in advance. Sorry again, kids. But your mom's happy.
My sister said she was going to call my mom or she could, but my mom is no longer with. No, I guess I should have clarified that. I knew that I apologize if that was a way to come across. But I was thinking your new stepmom is so happy. She was. She was. She was very happy.
Your stepmom is so happy to bring you into the fold. Sorry in advance. Oh, well, we're going to take a quick break, everybody. And then we'll officially kick off traffic school, get those questions ready to wait five, three, five, one on one, five is going to be the number to call. And we want you to join the show today.
Last week was a little bit slow, so we want some callers up in here. Talk to us if there's maybe some legal marriages out there you need to take care of. That's right. Have you been sleeping in the same bed as somebody? Do you have amnesia? Have you forgot where you're supposed to sleep? All right, I wasn't paying attention, everybody.
Lieutenant Crane and I were talking off air. Next thing I know, it was traffic school time. So, hey, traffic school is powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. And we want you to call us at 208-535-1015. The most professionally run rock station.
That's right. Only the best coming out of this board work. I don't even know if I had any questions noted from, you know, stupid things I brought up throughout the week.
Let's see here. Can you be arrested for handcuffing yourself to something that's about to be demolished? I think we saw some posts online about people who are very upset about the water tower.
Oh, here in Idaho Falls. Yeah. Did that happen? Did they demolish it? No, did they did anybody do it? I don't know. I don't know either answer.
I don't know if they've demolished it or if anybody handcuffed themselves to it. It's cold outside. Yeah. Doesn't sound like good time.
Yeah, they could they could be arrested for delay and obstruct and trespassing and a slew of things. Yeah. All right. So don't do it, people. Yeah.
It's just got to come down. I did have an experience back early in my ISP career. We were over at the Capitol and there was a hearing being held. I don't even know what it was, but a bunch of people come and appeared as if they were in wheelchairs. OK. And, man, the next thing you know, they got up and started walking around. Oh, and then I had there was one guy yelling out, it's a miracle. So yeah, those guys were getting as soon as I guess the point I wanted to make as soon as we started making arrests, people were jumping out of the wheelchairs and running.
I know one person who wasn't running. Yeah. Yeah. All right, people, come on 208-535-1015.
Call us up for traffic school powered by the advocates. Let me see if I got any online questions here. All right.
When you're at a red light turning left onto a one way, can you just go with clear? He said that was such great compassion. That's right. We're here to teach the people.
That's time to learn. Can you please answer this question? So if it is a left hand turn on to a one way and it's a red bobe, a red round bobe, you can do that.
If it's a red arrow, you can't. All right. There you go. Chance Cheney. Sorry.
Sorry, Cheney. My eyes. I'm getting old. Man, I tell you what, since you've got married, you've really lost care. I can't read. I don't know if it's necessarily that, but you're just like, oh, well. Well, and it's Friday.
Oh, all right. I mean, all motivation has gone out the door. I'm like, I got this the first, you know, full work week I've had in a while. Oh, wait, I did take one day off this week. So that's a lie. It was still it was a very long week. And I'm just done. Jade was coming in here to try to tune you up and get you to do the right thing. You'd be like, you can't catch me.
Yeah. You know how long it would take him to get over here and tell me what to do? He ain't coming over. I'll be off for the weekend.
That's right. Yeah, I could just leave by the time he got over here. My work day would be over. Now, it's been a very busy week. I know you're familiar with this station 105 Outlaw.
You listen to it on 105.5 HD 2. Yes. And I heard you guys giving clear instructions on how do you tell? And it says your radio says HD. Well, mine doesn't, but it still picks it up.
Your radio doesn't say HD, huh? But it picks it up. Well, you should. I know you were enjoying it a long time ago. You should check it out now because I fully revamped the station this week. And it's sounding the best it ever has. Brand new playlist.
All very good. And I know you like country music. So it's gonna be right. Outlaw country. That's right, because you're an outlaw.
All right. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Who's this?
Trouble maker. I mean, can you turn left at a red arrow? I mean, ding dong, bitch. OK. Starting off great. Starting off great.
I like the first eyebrow raise and then the second eyebrow raise and then the full split and the jowls tightened. I think he said trouble maker, but I wasn't sure what he said. And it sounded potentially not good. So I dumped out of it.
Because I'm just unsure as to what he said. But I had another story pop up this week about another ding dong, ditch, gone awry. Oh, no.
You guys need to like put out a public service announcement to just tell parents, you know, to tell their kids, just don't do it. What did who was it? Said it. Aaron Rodgers. Relax. Relax. Yeah, they're getting worse all the time. Some guy was just blasting off rounds at kids.
I think it was in North Carolina or something like that. Like, I mean, it's annoying when people come to your door. All right. I don't like it. I don't like it if they're there. You know, to me, it's better if they ding dong. It's like, go. All right.
They love it. But yeah, I don't think I've ever had a situation where I'm like, time to get out the pistol. Hey, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. Who's this? Ravonda.
Ravonda. She hasn't called in in a long time. I wonder how you've been doing. Oh, so good. Oh, yeah.
You know what? This has been a great program. A couple of weeks ago, we hear from crazy now and now we hear from her. Yeah, crazy. Jay hadn't called forever and it's been forever. So old timers are calling them out. About time, Ravonda. What's up? What do you want to know? I don't know. I guess I was just wondering still about the alcohol law with a drinking drive.
Oh, my bad. How many times I've had to dump out on every color now and Ravonda, I thought you were a radio professional. Still can't drink and drive, Ravonda. Dang it.
It's ridiculous. You probably drive better, little tipsy. I don't know. Actually, probably.
More relaxed. Yeah, we talked about it. I think it was last week.
There was a, I think it was a sheriff who had been, or no, it was a politician who was arrested saying, you know, well, it helps with my anxiety and it's still illegal. Oh, dang it. Sorry, Ravonda. All right, guys.
Well, son of a nutcracker. Well, you have a great day, Ravonda, and it's always good to hear from you. Hey, you too, man.
See ya. Trouble maker. Vanda is a troublemaker. Please turn down your radio.
Hey, yeah, hi, this is Sofia. Please turn down your radio. I'm asking you for the last time. Hey, hey!
We would love to answer your question. Bye bye now. Alright, I'm about to have it with the collars today. We're going to end traffic school powered by the advocates. You beg them to call and then you get mad at every one of them that does. So far, at least Ravon to ask a question.
The other two just driving us nuts. We trace their calls and you go ahead and get them for harassment. Harassing my radio show. Remember the good old days when they couldn't trace your call back and you couldn't make some prank calls?
It was great. Or you'd push star six, seven. Yeah, protect yourself. You know, once some caller IDs came out. No fun doing prank calls anymore.
Kay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Gomer Pile.
Gomer Pile. I can't wait to hear your question. Alright, can you clear something up on highway 26? It's two lanes going each way in part of that. When a bus stops, who has to stop for the bus? The school bus. Everybody riding a moped. Both lanes going each way.
This is a trick question. No, if there's three or more lanes, those that are traveling the opposite direction do not have to stop. Gotcha. Even though it's not divided by a median, it only divided by a double yellow.
Yep, because the bus driver's not going to allow the children to cross. Cool. Okay. There you go, man.
Good question. And yeah, kids, stay safe. Don't run across the highway. You get caller of the day. You asked a legit question. We appreciate it.
But I do think he's representing himself under a false name. There is a Gomer Pile. Hey, have a good weekend, man. But.
208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Let's see any other new questions online. I know. Boy, we're having some successful shows these last couple weeks. Holidays have done us well. I'm going to blame it on you for taking all that time off. I knew it couldn't be your fault. It's never my fault. Nothing's ever my fault. We kind of lost our role here.
Yeah, we were doing pretty good. I don't know. Maybe everybody's still in post-holiday mode.
They're tired. I know I am. I'm ready to go take a nap. Well, by the time Jade gets to my office, I'll be plenty rested for sure.
So, all right, come on, people. 208-535-1015. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Tristan.
Tristan, what's up? I was wondering, is there a statute on limitation for misdemeanor tickets? Statute of limitations. There's a process here to get back to you. Yeah, what's the charge? No insurance.
And where are you? Ah, good question. Yeah, there is a statute of limitations on that. And I believe it's seven years.
I'd have to do my homework on that. But yeah, I actually am going through a bunch of our old cases right now and getting squashed because the time limits run out. Okay, because I tried to call the prosecutor several times and I never got back. Those dang prosecutors. Definitely snitching on myself right now. Well, at least you're trying. It shows the effort.
Make sure to leave a message or something like that. So, you got some kind of documentation that you were trying to make the call. And it sucks, but hopefully you get it dealt with okay.
And they don't stick you with too much of a fine or anything like that. Yeah, hopefully. Well, good luck, man. And appreciate the call today. Thank you. You guys have a good one. You too. Peace.
Bye. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Hey, I'm getting calls on my personal phone. What's going on with the callers on their videos? Yeah, okay.
And you're getting more calls than us. I mean, my work phone. It wasn't my personal phone.
It was a work call. Okay, so as long as it was important. Sorry, I had to step out on that. That's okay. I just babbled it. I babbled on. Eight of time. Giving false information.
Yep. Nobody even knew you left. So, you know, last week we talked a bit about the fact that your family is going to be on family feud. You said the 26 and 27th? 27th and 28th at four o'clock. Four o'clock. Yeah, right. Right early afternoon.
All right. Did you figure out what channel? I think it's channel eight here locally. Channel eight locally. Awesome.
So, the 27th and 28th, you can watch the crane family on Family Feud. I saw some pictures on Instagram. It was pretty funny because, like, you look like this little tiny guy. You look like the kid. Yes, sir.
Because your daughter and your son are both and her husband and wife. Whatever that guy's name is. I forget his name. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll tell you. So, the photos, they were pretty funny.
Yeah, I told everybody as I was going through high school, I'm going to marry a girl that gives my kids an opportunity to play basketball. One you ain't going to mess with her either. Yeah, right. Well, that's, I'm pretty excited to watch it. I think it's going to be pretty entertaining because you guys are all really funny. So, I don't know how they're going to cut and edit that, but yeah, I hope why I don't look like a fool.
I hope you do. Yeah, you told me it was a very long filming process. Yeah, it's a 20 minute segment by the time they add commercials and do all that per episode, I think is about what it runs out to be. But we were on stage a lot longer than that. Oh, yeah, nothing like standing forever.
Hopefully you paid off well. Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic. I'm a borat. I'm from Kazakhstan. I'm here in USA. And I'm so, I'm on radio.
I'm so very excited. All right, Borat. What's your question from the program? It's actually Brandon. Hi, Brandon. Are you kidding me?
Are you serious? I thought it was the real Borat. Well, I had another thing to say about that, but I broke character. So, my question is, Lieutenant, you've seen that movie, A.S. Ventura, P.E .C. Detective, have you?
I have not. He hasn't seen any movies. In that movie, he drives with blue bomber around and he thinks he's like a dog.
So he sticks his head out the driver's side window as he drives. Are there any laws on the books against sex? I think all the time that movie is a bad influence on me. For the driver to stick their head out the window? Yes. Yeah, while driving.
No, you can do that as long as you keep your seatbelt buckled. Oh, I thought you were going to disappoint me. If he likes eating bugs.
Your neck's going to get awful sore. I will tell you an easier way, and we discussed this, I think, one time on here before years ago, but there is a law in Idaho that says you have to have windshield wiper blades on your car, right? So you have to have those, but there's no law in the books saying you've got to have a windshield. So if you just want bugs in your face, take your windshield off.
But you also can't have a crack going across your windshield obstructing your vision. If it's in? Yes. Yeah.
Well, it all makes total sense to me. Borat has one more question. In my country, my uncle Bilo has told me he'd like to make audio recordings of goats making sexy time. Now what?
He saw radio and played it. I'm getting rid of that guy. I know all the lines from the Borat movie.
He already threw one word out that I was like, no. So it's a good thing you do watch movies. Exactly. You should be on the clock when you're watching movies so you can protect the board. That's right. Jay. I should get paid for all that time I sit on my couch. You're on to something here.
I'm going to management right after this program. I need a raise, Jade. And he'll never catch me.
He'll never catch me. Time and a half for all those movies I've watched. That's right. Kay, Bear.
You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Ravonda again. Oh, we got Ravonda again.
All right. Ravonda, what's up? I just want to say that that dude was doing the Borat sh**, Larry. Ravonda! Ravonda with the language. You're going to get banned from calling the show.
It was awesome. Sorry, you can totally block with the stuff out. Yeah, the button is going to be completely exhausted.
It's red naturally, but it's like on fire. It only works so many times, Ravonda. I mean, I mean, high five to Jess.
I wonder if there's anybody that would prefer you not lose your job. Please tell me the dumb button is working. No, it didn't. Okay.
We better talk to Jade. We've been having board problems. It was red when I hit it. Okay, that's not good.
It's an equipment malfunction, FCC. Sorry. Well, gee dang it. All right.
Well, thank you for calling Ravonda and you have a good day. You were joking about Jade not being able to catch you. Now it's serious.
Yeah. See the dumb button just came back on. Okay, let's test it here. No. It's all swear. All right.
I'm going to say got any questions for traffic school this morning. And then let's listen. Oh, not working.
The dump button is not working. So we probably with the way this show's been going should not continue taking calls. Did you ask the questions that we have on the paper? Yeah.
Yeah, we did. So why are you so nervous? I don't like when the dump button anywhere. Now I got to go tell Jade the dump button is not functional. That's not good. So all right, everybody, I guess traffic school is over. Traffic school is over. That's bad.
Because I think we've used it in recent days. I'm glad it was you and not me. Yeah, Peach's needs a job.
Stupid dump button. At least it wasn't real bad. Hey, there might be a morning show opening.
And Friday had been going so good. Well, Jade won't ever catch me. Hey, if you get promoted, let me know we'll throw a party.
Well, thank you all for a fine addition of traffic school powered by the advocates. We'll, sorry, I didn't even turn your mic on Peach. I was too disheveled with the fact that when you walked in, I figured you were going to tell me the dump button didn't work. So listeners, if this is the last time you see Victor Wilt or hear him on K-Bear, I'll let him know you love and care for him. Gee, dang it.
All right, we'll be back. Traffic school is a production of Riverbend Media Group to get more info on the show or to contact us. Hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com. Thanks for watching.