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Day 13,866 - Easter Eggs and Tail.mp3
Transcript
00:00:00 Kevin
Hey gang, Kevin here, Life22.
00:00:02 Kevin
It's a beautiful Sunday morning in Western New York.
00:00:06 Kevin
So if most of you haven't known about an Easter egg hunt that's coming up, it's a very special Easter egg hunt.
00:00:13 Kevin
So a lot of people were kind of discouraging of it because it's being held at a former like motorcycle club.
00:00:20 Kevin
And yet that I've pointed out that it is also operating as an illegal bar and kind of a hangout spot.
00:00:29 Kevin
for nefarious actors, but people were kind of skeptical.
00:00:34 Kevin
Well, you know, maybe this is a local business and they're trying to just open up to help people out and, you know, they're trying to help the community.
00:00:43 Kevin
But then Facebook kind of turned a little bit in the last couple of days.
00:00:47 Kevin
People started realizing, wait a minute, this Easter egg hunt, it's happening at the same location as a place that is also throwing an Easter egg stripper event.
00:00:56 Kevin
or not an Easter egg stripper event, but an Easter evening stripper event.
00:01:00 Kevin
And so my thought is, well, man, that seems a little odd.
00:01:04 Kevin
And I've been pointing it out.
00:01:06 Kevin
Now, all of a sudden, people are starting to realize what's actually happening.
00:01:08 Kevin
So they're trying to win favor.
00:01:09 Kevin
They're not dumb, right?
00:01:11 Kevin
They're trying to win favor with the community by throwing a kids event.
00:01:14 Kevin
But then at night, they still want to have their, like, their disgusting, you know, you know, hedonic pleasure filled evening with
00:01:25 Kevin
strippers and who knows what else they're doing there, right?
00:01:27 Kevin
Like they're...
00:01:29 Kevin
Anyways, so they are...
00:01:31 Kevin
Again, they're still...
00:01:32 Kevin
I'm not questioning their intelligence because they're marketing their establishment as an event center and they're trying to claim that, Hey, the event that's going on at this place, one event is being held by somebody different who's having a kids event and somebody else is having a different event.
00:01:50 Kevin
We're just an event center.
00:01:54 Kevin
You're not squaring the circle here because there's a bunch of other information that we'll release later when we do our dossier that will come out, but that even drives this point further home.
00:02:08 Kevin
But I don't think they're kidding anybody.
00:02:09 Kevin
And so the owner of the property reached out to the police department on Friday night.
00:02:15 Kevin
I was out having dinner with my wife and I get a phone call from the police department and they say, Hey, do you know this person?
00:02:23 Kevin
I've heard of this person.
00:02:25 Kevin
Well, this person would like you to know that you are not welcome at her property, and we just wanna make sure you're aware.
00:02:34 Kevin
Okay, well, that's fine.
00:02:36 Kevin
And you can do that with anybody, by the way, I'm just letting you know.
00:02:38 Kevin
If you just say, Hey, listen, I see Kevin Doherty on the Facebooks, and I just don't want him at your establishment.
00:02:43 Kevin
You can call the police and say, I just wanna let you know, I don't have to have any prior incidences, I don't have to ever visit that property in my life, you can just call the police department.
00:02:51 Kevin
If they have that person's contact information, they can contact them, yada yada.
00:02:55 Kevin
So just pointing a lot of this stuff out there.
00:02:57 Kevin
It's very humorous.
00:02:58 Kevin
So stay tuned, gang.