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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Well, look at that. It is Thursday.
All right. One step closer to that weekend. Though I don't know what I'm going to get up to this weekend. It seems like there was something going on, but I can't think of what it could possibly be. Hopefully productive and involves a little bit of rest and fun. You know, last night I was struggling getting to sleep.
Generally not a problem, but it happens. So I picked up a book and started reading. Remember us talking about that yesterday on the program? How you shouldn't be scrolling your phone at night? Well, I was sitting in my bed scrolling endlessly, not getting any more tired. And I was like, I literally just talked about this on the program yesterday.
So I put my phone down, you know, plugged it in, put it a little further away for me than usual, so I didn't hit snooze in my sleep and sleep through my alarm and end up here late. And I picked up the book The Troop by Nick Cutter that I've been meaning to read for quite some time. Boy, I tell you, when you get out of reading regularly, man, it's tough in this day and age. Our phones have completely destroyed our attention span. I was reading pages like over and over and then I was like, maybe I am tired. And I actually ended up getting to sleep eventually. But I think I got about 10 pages down. Woo, look at me.
But I think it's going to be a really good book. I was watching a video on YouTube the other day while doing some boring, tedious work in my office. I guess I shouldn't say I was watching it.
I had it running because I don't know if you're like me, but I got to have some type of noise going on generally to keep the demons in the mind at bay. Often it's talk material. You know, so if I'm watching YouTube, it's some documentary about, oh, the top 10 mountain towns that you just must visit. But what was my point here? Oh, I was watching a video about a guy. Who was discussing the top 10 horror novels of all time.
He was given his list and that book, The Troop was on there. It's been sitting on my bedside table for, I don't know, a year. It's been the book I've wanted to read because I've got some hefty books I want to read.
King's Sorrow by Joe Hill. But that's like a thousand page epic. And if I can't make it through a few hundred pages of The Troop, I ain't going to get into that. So hopefully I can continue to do a little bit of that at bedtime each night. And maybe I'll be able to get to the point that I can read a whole page without having to jump back through it. Your brain just goes elsewhere or at least mind us. Start thinking about weird things. Start thinking about problems. Start thinking, oh, should I pick up my phone and like see, you know, what I need to pay for some of those bills? No, I'll do it tomorrow.
No, put that phone down. Anyway, just highly recommend a little bit of reading. If you're looking for a way to get sleep, did the trick. Once I put that stupid phone down, picked up a book I was doing well. So if I actually make it through the book, I will make sure to let you know my thoughts on it. But the first few pages, it certainly peeked to my interest. Well written. I can tell I think it's going to get gross.
Love a good horror novel. All right, people, we're rolling on a Thursday. We're going to crush this thing and get it done fast. It's going to be over with quick because we all need to get home and. Well, I don't know, mow the lawn and do more laundry. I swear my battle with the laundry. It is an endless nightmare. Like it felt like I made progress yesterday. I'm like, how are there still baskets that need to be put away?
How? I think there's more in the dryer. Oh, well, gives me something to do after work. Went to the grocery store yesterday. It wasn't great. But I'm not a huge fan of certain grocery stores.
I won't throw this particular one under the bus. But while I was there, I was picking up a hose for my for my backyard. Happened to walk past one of those Blackstone grills. It's like, yeah, that'd be cool. But then I remembered, oh, you have a grill at home.
It's not one of the flat top, you know, Blackstone styles, but yeah, it's a grill. Last I checked last year, it worked. But I'm like, you don't you don't use that hardly ever. You're going to drop four hundred bucks on a new grill. That grills can be expensive.
So we're giving one away. That do you have a grill you need to upgrade? Let's get you hooked up with hot grill summer powered by the gun shop. Yeah, we're giving away a Camp Chef DLX pellet grill.
Playing a little game called the prices charred. Some point today or tomorrow, peaches or I'll be like, all right, we need a we need a couple of people to call us. And you'll go head to head with another listener. Guess the price of a barbecue item without going over, like, you know, the price is right.
And whoever doesn't go over and is closest or I mean, we're lazy. Whoever's closest to the price gets five entries into the grand prize drawing. You can also enter any time on any of our station apps. K-Bear 101, Alt 101, Cannonball 101, or get five entries by going to see peaches on Saturday when they're going to actually give this grill away. He's going to be broadcasting live at the gun shop for their customer appreciation day. This Saturday, day after tomorrow, May 30th from 10 to noon.
That's at the gun shop in Idaho Falls, 10 to noon. Show up, get five entries into the drawing and peaches is going to draw the winner live on location. So get into winning our apps, go see peaches Saturday from 10 to noon. And maybe you'll be walking out with a sweet new Camp Chef DLX pellet grill.
Fire up the apps, enter to win and good luck. All right, let's take a look at some things that are annoying people. Yeah, popular trends that you can't stand. See what I think.
See if I agree. AI hype everywhere. Now, some of the AI stuff I do like the really weird mind altering messed up stuff that doesn't make any sense and is just unsettling. The rest of the AI slop boring. Like, have you noticed that every single event flyer that's popping up for anything as of late that they all look the same. Everyone is making them in chat GPT and they look good. But I mean, it's going to take about a week till people aren't going to be reading the message because just the graphic design of all of these flyers looking the exact same.
You're going to be like, I already saw that and just scroll past. Yeah, not going to cost you too much to hire somebody to make a flyer or get yourself a little online course on YouTube. Learn how to use Photoshop. There are free, free pieces of software that basically work the same as Photoshop. Can't think of the name one off the top of my head. But yeah, make it flyer yourself takes a little bit of time or I don't know, instruct chat GPT to make it look different.
They all look the same. All right, back to something popular right now that you just can't stand. All right, somebody said podcast clips where everybody sounds like they're unveiling some profound truth and it's basically just drink water and go outside.
Oh, I get pummeled by these stupid podcast podcast clips. What was the one I was watching earlier? Oh, it was one where some girl was going off about how women don't really want a nice guy. And as she dated some nice guy and was like, I'm bored. Okay, you need to get into a counselor. All right, if being in an abusive relationship is exciting to you and being treated well, makes you bored. There's some deeper lying issues.
You need to get in and talk to somebody. I can't imagine not being with somebody who's nice. Okay, wait, never mind. I can't imagine it.
What am I talking about? You ever been in a relationship with somebody who's not nice? Yeah, it sucks.
Give me a break. Women don't want nice men. Yeah, they do. Just some nice guys are, you know, they can be kind of winers.
It's on both sides. You know, I'll critique the manosphere, the alpha dudes, because they're so cringe. But, you know, whiny nice guys are also annoying. Pretty much any whiny dude. And okay, now you hear me complain a lot, but I'm not whining.
Do you ever hear me jump on air and everybody's picking on me? Oh, how dare you ask me that? Oh, you're rude. We got way too many whiny dudes out there. Generally, the dudes who whine the most are those alpha dudes. Yeah, we got whiny dudes on both sides. Stop with the whining.
All right. Got both sides saying, here's how you be a real man. Well, number one, stop whining about being a man. You don't have it that rough. All right. Okay, you might have some personal problems. Okay. But the being a man part of it is not, is not the problem. All right.
Dudes getting the counselors as well. Okay. Got off on a bit of a tangent here. Back to things that are popular right now that you secretly can't stand. I guess you know that I can't stand alpha male influencers. They are just the cringiest dudes ever. Like who wants to hang out with these losers? Oh, all right. More people saying AI because they don't know how the internet works.
No, no, how to search to see if somebody's already given that response. Streamers that go around harassing people and being a nuisance. Yeah, that is popular right now. And it is annoying, I guess, like because they're bad streamers. Like you could go around and I guess you could harass people.
You could ask them annoying questions and things. But some of these guys, you wonder why they get punched in the face. Yeah. No, you don't wonder.
Pretty obvious. All right. What are other things popular that you can't stand?
Oh, somebody else like me. Podcast bros explaining life like they've unlocked cheat codes to reality. Yeah. Uh, I'm serious. You got to avoid some of these online influencers. All right.
I might dig back into this thread because I don't know it's it's working. But in the meantime, let's do some new nickel back. All right. We've been talking a little bit about things that are really popular right now that people just can't stand. Things that people like, but you just can't take it anymore. JD called me and he was telling me he can't stand these dudes with these scraggly beards. These young guys that are, you know, early 20s or whatever. And they just don't have the ability yet to grow in a full beard. But they give it a try and they have a scraggly beard.
I guess that drives JD crazy. Yeah. If you if you don't have the follicles yet, you know, just wait.
All right. And some people just can't grow a beard. It just might not be in your genes. You might be stuck not being able to grow a beard like your favorite man fluencer.
And by the way, if you're going bald, shave your head. All right. Enough's enough.
Just do it. Okay. Guys, I'm telling you, it's probably like one out of a thousand dudes that your head is going to be so weird shaped that it's better to have the balding with hair than to just shave your head.
All right. You'll save money on shampoo, blah, blah, blah. Just get around to it and just shave your head.
Just give it a try. It's hot outside. Feels good on a hot day. Yeah. Hair makes you warm.
All right. What else are things that are popular right now that people can't stand here? People adding maxing towards. Yeah, I'm actually getting kind of sick of that too. And we've got looks maxing and I don't know.
I can't think of any other examples, but I see blah, blah, blah, maxing all the time. Okay. All right. We get it.
And don't hit yourself in the face with a hammer to try to look more manly. Okay. That's just stupid. Okay. Don't hit yourself in the face with a hammer. Let's see.
Putting a protein element in every food item. Okay. And whatever that's not, and that doesn't bother me that bad. People really hate the broccoli haircut. Like I would never even if I was, I don't know. I guess I can say if I was growing up right now, but I could not fathom giving myself the broccoli haircut. But if you want to cut your hair that way, whatever. All right. I'm not going to judge fashion trends. I think this is just an old people thing. Meh.
I don't like these long hairs. Meh. Yeah. Think back to when you were a kid growing up in the 60s or whatever.
Did your parents like your style? No. Get over it. All right.
Broccoli hair. Sure. I don't get it, but I'm also old. All right.
Let's see here. Euphoria on HBO, something popular right now that people can't understand. I haven't watched Euphoria. That seems like a chick show.
No offense, ladies. But I know my daughter's watched it. I have seen a number of articles pop up where I guess people are really outraged about the new season. I guess it's pretty risque.
Here's a solution. Don't watch it. You know, it's like if you don't like listening to this show, turn it off.
All right. There are other radio shows out there. You can listen to somebody talk about the top 10 blah, blah, blah, or this day in history or celebrity birthdays.
They're out there. You tune in and listen to them. All right. It's easy. Change the channel.
Complaining about Euphoria. Do you know how much entertainment is available right now? I got so many shows I want to watch. I need to finish up Fallout.
I need to get back at a finish. Better call Saul, one of the greatest shows of all time. I know there are other shows I want to watch. I just can't think of them because it's early. You know me at this time of day. Okay. Let's see here. Something popular right now that people can't stand.
The pants that make everyone look like they have elephant legs. How old is this person? All right. All right. Guarantee this isn't anybody in my age range because they're talking about Jinko pants. And you know, or Jinko style, I should say. Big baggy pants. Those are the best.
I'd start wearing them again now if I could find them somewhere at a reasonable price, but I think they're expensive. Now, now that I've packed on some pounds, I'm working on, you know, slimming down though. Making better life choices.
Maybe I'll lose some weight. Yeah. All right. What else do we got here? Things that are popular that people can't stand. Vapes. Okay. That's just the modern version of people who can't stand smoking.
Right. And I don't think you should smoke. I don't think you should vape.
It's not good. Addictive substances or they're bad. Because they're hard to get off of and nicotine's like the hardest one.
I think I've read that it's harder to get off of nicotine than it is to get off of like heroin. So, you know, sure vaping is bad, but people like, like at least it doesn't smell bad. But vapes generally smell like fruit. I don't like that fruity smell in the air.
Smells all fruity. When people see people vaping, do they do this? Like I don't smoke, but okay. Something popular to do that annoys me. Act irritated by smokers. Sit there and just shut up and walk away from them.
Okay. We live in Idaho. We're like in a drought. We might have a really bad fire season ahead. And you want to complain about smoke? There you go.
When you can't escape it. All right. Let's see here.
Other things that are popular right now that you just can't stand. Six, seven. I just don't care.
Six, seven. I don't that makes some people crazy. Like crazy. We've had the stories pop up where teachers are banning that phrase from being used in class.
Like it's numbers. Okay. Stop. Stop letting weird things a little kids do. Drive you nuts. Okay.
Little kids are going to be weird because they're little kids. Okay. Pickleball. I've never played it so I can't judge it. I would imagine if you lived right next door to a pickleball court and all you heard all day was it might be annoying, but then you know it move. And actually I think I might talk about, I don't know.
I'm having fun with this thread because it gives me the opportunity to complain. But I don't know. I might talk about something involving moving here in just a bit. We'll see though. As I scroll through some more of these responses, I might stay in this realm.
I'll be back. I really hate Facebook sometimes. Oh, okay. I really hate Facebook often I should say. I had a post up that I was going to talk about and then you know how every once in a while, I don't know if it does this on a phone.
I'm on the PC here, but every once in a while on a PC, Facebook will just decide I'm going to refresh your screen. And then that post went away. Basically, it was a post where this woman was talking about how things are different here in Idaho.
You know, we're a little bit more laid back, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And oh, I really wish the post was up still because there were certain things I wanted to address in it. But the main thing that I wanted to address, what she was talking about, you know, if you're one of the unfortunate people who is moving into one of the thousands, and she put that in all caps, thousands of apartments that are going up in the area. Here's what you need to do. You need to get yourself a friend who has a yard. All right.
Because you know what? You need to be able to hang out in the yard and have yourself some snacks. And this is the kind of place where we chat with people. All right. Sure. Having a yard.
Yeah, it can be nice. Maybe you don't want to keep it up. Okay. I need to mow my front and back lawn right now. I need to put out my patio furniture. I need to actually I need to get out and wash my back deck and mop it before putting out the patio furniture. There's so much stuff you have to do if you have a yard.
Maybe you don't want to deal with that. And then also, you know, when it comes to making friends, imagine you're out at, I will just say, a club and you meet some people. You meet a big group of people and I'm getting, hey, do you have a yard? Oh, you don't have a yard? Okay.
Yeah. No, I don't want nothing to do with you. Nothing to do with you. I only I need friends with a yard because I'm so unfortunate to live in an apartment.
Do people who live in houses not realize not everyone can afford a house? Let's go to the phones here. K-Bear, you're live on the show.
Keep that in mind. Who's this? Ornith Vic. Hey, what's happening, Patrick? What's on your mind? Oh, I was hoping I wasn't going to be on the radio because I don't know if it could be talked about. Okay.
I was going to say, oh, you can give kudos to ISP. If you're not sure if it's something that you should talk about on the radio, though, you can call me back after because I don't want to get in trouble. Okay. So, yeah. Okay. Okay.
Call me back and talk with me about it after I'm done the app. All right, Vic. All right. Peace. All right, look.
All right. Wonder what Patrick's got on his mind. Guess we'll find out here in a few. Yeah. By the way, if you call while I'm yapping, I do this show live. All right. I ain't every other radio station in town. Me and Josh from Classy, I think we're the only live. Well, okay.
I think there's like one other live talk show. Shows a dump. But anyway, yeah. If you hear me yapping and you call, chances are I'll put you on air. Okay. Back to the apartment talk. Don't shame people who live in apartments.
Okay. There are a lot of different reasons people live in apartments. Maybe you can't afford a house because have you looked at the housing prices recently? Have you shopped around to see what it costs to rent a house?
Have you looked? It's not cheap. Some people can't afford it. They can only afford an apartment. Or again, maybe you don't like yard work. Yeah. Maybe you don't want to have to put up with any of that.
There's nothing wrong. I get it that say an apartment complex is built in the lot behind your backyard. You own a house and all of a sudden they're building apartments all over the place and they build these three-story apartments and now you got people staring into your backyard.
Yeah, that would suck. But unfortunately, this is America and people can buy land and build on it. What do we do? What do we do? And people need a place to live. All right.
We're going to build single-family homes all day long. Doesn't mean somebody's got 425 grand that they can get a loan for. Go try to get a loan. Go over to the bank. Try to get yourself a loan for $425,000.
Some of you can, but I bet a lot of you can't because that's a ton of money in banks. Don't just hand it out. All right. Anyway, I'm kind of riled up today. Getting a little riled up. Wish I could have found that post. That's what started it. That's what got me riled up. Stupid Facebook.
Refreshing my screen. Well, it's been a little bit since we did some Q the outrage. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
That's my secret, Kat. I'm always angry. I'm always angry. Nothing that irritates me more than fake outrage. Then whining from people who pretend they're so tough. And we were talking about, you know, the alpha dudes earlier.
Okay. Yesterday, I think it was yesterday on Twitter. There's a Twitter account called the Democrats. Now, as far as I've read, I don't think this is the official page of the Democratic Party. It's just some person, but the news is spreading it around like, look what the official Democratic Party has done on Twitter. I can't believe this. And it's like, wow, they must have done something real bad with how many news articles are popping up about this. This must be crazy.
So I dive in. Steven Miller. What exactly is his position? Hold on. Let me, let me Google it up. I should have prepared this beforehand.
Okay. He's the White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy. That's his job.
So, you know, he works in the White House and he posted what I will call a tasteless tweet or I get what do you call it? Is it just a post on X now? I don't know the proper lingo for that website anymore.
It'll always be Twitter. Anyway, he posted a pretty tasteless post and this account called the Democrats responded, shut up, you ugly blank. Okay. Now, I guess shut up could be threatening or something.
I don't think it is. I tell every single person I know to shut up from time to time. I told myself to shut up.
But holy cow, our people acting like this is the end of the world. Can you believe that they said shut up, you ugly blank? And I'd love to tell you what word because it was it funny. Just a common swear word. But seriously, like you're going to act like this is the end of the world clutch them pearls, cry. Oh, I can't believe it. I mean, the president swears on TV.
Okay. I mean, that's one of the reasons I get annoyed about broadcasts, radio and TV. And I'd be fired in a second if I said some of the things that the actual president of the US says on TV.
So for like Fox News to be all, oh, I can't believe they they called him ugly. I seem to recall the phrase shut up piggy. I'm being said to a reporter by somebody. I think shut up piggy is about the same as shut up, you ugly blank. Stop acting like you're outraged. No, you're just looking for an excuse to cry in the news. Give me a break. Nobody was offended by that. Just the fake outrage and the hypocrisy. You know, so annoying.
I'm sure it'll pop up on your Facebook feed. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable.
This is an outrage. And the dude is ugly. All right. And I can say that because I'm ugly.
All right. He's weird looking. Pull up a picture of Steven Miller. He's weird looking.
All right. He's a shame on bald people like me. And again, I can call people ugly if I feel like it because I'm ugly and overweight. So there you go. Oh, wait a minute. Don't don't don't say that I called Steven Miller ugly because apparently that's the worst thing you can do. I don't want to get fired.
What if I get fired for that? I call Jade all kinds of terrible things. I call peaches a big fat oaf.
You know, me and peaches call each other fat all the time. I'm pretty sure that Steven Miller can handle being called ugly. All right.
Don't call me ugly. Jeez. Again, hypocrisy.
Complete hypocrisy. And can I start swearing on the radio already? Come on.
It'd be fun. All right. Breakups can be tough. You know, they're not fun. Nobody likes going through a breakup, but you need to be a rational human being when it comes to these situations.
Okay. They're going to happen in life. Sometimes things they just don't work out. Maybe you've gone through it all. You did the couples counseling.
You did everything you could and it's just not going to work. You got to accept it. Be an adult. Move on. Don't be a turd.
All right. This guy, this guy's a maniac. So this is in Pennsylvania in Pittsburgh. Guy shows up home. He's all hammered. You know, the guy's wasted. Gets in an argument with his wife and she's like, you know what? I've had enough. This marriage is over.
All right. And then he gets really mad. He's like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Well, if it's over, I'll tear the house down. And apparently this guy owned an excavator. So moments later, he went outside, got into the excavator, and then just began ripping down his own house.
While his wife and two daughters were still inside, dispatchers could hear yelling and the sound of the excavator ripping the walls apart during the 911 call. And then I guess he just stopped. Maybe he assumed, oh geez, she's probably calling the cops. So he went inside, grabbed a gym bag, and took off. Then I would assume he got pulled over for DUI because I said he got taken into custody.
Yeah. That's not the way to properly handle dealing with a breakup. It's not going to look good in court. This guy's going to have a bad time. Now I'm looking at pictures of his house.
It's all messed up. I don't think homeowners insurance covers you taking an excavator and ripping the front of your house off. Pretty sure the guy's going to also have to pay for that as well. That is poor family. Sound like she should have dumped him a long time ago. All right.
If you're worried that your significant other could potentially burn down your home or take an excavator to it, you should probably break up with them sooner rather than later. Let's see. What else do we have here? A woman lost $10,000 in a scam in Pennsylvania. I guess we're doing Pennsylvania news today. You just got to wonder what people are thinking sometimes. So she was contacted by an Uber driver who asked her to send her her debit card from her home. Like send her the actual card and then she got a call from a different driver who told her to withdraw $9,500 in cash and put it in an envelope to transport. And she complied with both requests. She sent one of them her credit card and then handed over almost $10,000 in cash to another one. And then she all of a sudden realized, oh wait, I got scammed. And the thing is the article's frustrating because it doesn't say why they told her she needed to pay these amounts of money.
Is this a hostage situation? I've used Uber. It's not, you know, the cheapest thing in the world, but nothing is anymore. Everything's expensive now.
But I've never had an Uber bill come to $9,500. Um, that seems like a little bit excessive. I think I'd be booking a flight. Could you fly me from one side of town to the other?
It's got to be cheaper than $9,500. Again, and this woman was only 53. Talk to your old people, okay? Talk to the old people in your life. Make sure they're not getting taken advantage of. I mean, you want to hope that your relatives are smart enough to not get fooled by, hey, it's your Uber driver. Could you get $9,500 in cash?
Put it in an envelope and give that to me, please. But these things happen all the time. All right. And finally, this poor guy. Did we talk about, or was I just watching a documentary the other day about? The woman who sued McDonald's after she spilled hot coffee on herself, I think we talked about it on air. She ended up having to have a bunch of skin grafts. It was brutal. It was brutal.
Then a smear campaign was launched against her and things like that. Apparently this guy, he was on a flight. Where was he headed here? From Vegas to London. This is a long flight and oh the Vegas airport. Now there are airports I hate worse than the Vegas airport. What I don't like about the Vegas airport is there's slot machines everywhere. After you've been in Vegas for a few days, you don't want to see a bunch of flashing lights in here.
No, you just want to get out of town. The airport's just as much of a circus as, you know, being on the strip to zoo. I've only flown from Vegas to Idaho Falls, which is like what an hour and a half short.
This guy's going from Vegas to London. So anyway, apparently the tray, you know, the flips down was a little bit flimsy. Guy orders a coffee and it was really, really hot. And the tray like, I don't know if it just bent down or if it broke. But anyway, the coffee spilled right in this guy's lap.
So you can guess what body part was severely injured for this poor guy. And I would love to read you the descriptions. But you know, I talked a little bit ago about the FCC and what we're allowed to say on the radio.
A description of this man's wounds could be potentially considered offensive by the community. So I'm going to avoid them. All I'll say is this is nightmare fuel.
Okay. And this guy's on an overseas flight. So, you know, they at one point gave him a bottle of water and are like, we're going to pour this cold water on it. So he's sitting in his seat, pouring cold water into his lap.
He's in excruciating pain. Oh, just pour him water on it. And then it says they gave him some, some kind of a burn cream and put a bandage on it. But the bandage, you know, it fell off.
And I think he's suing the airline. Did it say that? I guess it doesn't say anything. Okay. He has started legal action, it does say.
I would hope so. Because he says his manhood's ruined. What's up, pages?
Oh, nothing. I just walked in right as you said your manhood's ruined. Not mine. This guy's.
My manhood's just fine. I was like, not that old. Now, I did not spill hot coffee in my lap this morning and have to get taken to a hospital burn unit afterward. It's the most embarrassing thing to show up someplace like that and be like, yeah, down there, there's a problem. Yeah. Anytime you got to deal with a doc problems down below.
It's got to. I've talked about that story before, but when I got a physical at the CVS at a CVS, there was a whole like clinic that they have in California. Things are different. Okay. Do the thing.
It was a lady by the name of summer. Okay. And you know what I'm gesturing to you. Not, not. Did they, you know, no, no, not that they didn't do that. They did a full on like, you know, just kind of, okay.
Yeah. Like, well, that motion. And so she grips and she's like cough. And so I cough, but like her face is right there.
And I didn't, I was so stupid. You coughed at her face. I coughed in her face a bunch of times. My mom was there.
She didn't leave the room. That's funny that I think there are still places that when you do a physical, they, you know, not that thing. Thankfully. And I believe that they proven that they don't need to do that. Okay.
So some doctors just like, let's see how far I can go with this patient. So yeah, I already did this story. So I'm not going to rehash it. This guy's just, he's having a real bad time. We have an imager of a cop that's like, yeah, he had a thermos. He brought a thermos into the jail up the exit ramp. Yeah. There's a Beatles song.
Can't remember which one it is, but it ends with John letting me on. I got blisters up my fingers. Yeah. Sort of what's going on with this poor fella. Did you read the story about the guy that burned his feet on the carnival cruise ship?
No. He was walking on the hot deck and he got second degree burns. Oh geez. So you're suing carnival for that? I hate the sun. Right.
Like don't go out on a boat in the sun. It's like, where's shoes? Like I just bought a bike, you know? It has a hard plastic black seat. I was going to say, he took the seat off. But the seat, man, it was sitting in the sun. Seat was hot. So now if I'm going to ride the bike, leave it in the shade for a while first.
Common sense. Sun touch item that might get hot. I don't need them hot cross buns.
That's right. I'm joined by Peach is by the way, right when you walked out the door a few minutes ago, a listener called to let me know that you and me were wrong yesterday when we were talking about people in, I don't know if it was Sweden, Finland, whatever, using the sauna. He says they call it a sauna. And so we pronounced it wrong and they're different because they have showers in so I just wanted to correct our mistake to sound. Do we just get mansplained to we got mansplained to that's right.
No, he was cool. Anyway, every Friday, 845 a.m. We got traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. And I definitely look forward to chatting with Lieutenant Crane about this video making the rounds. We got this officer who rolls up on this woman and he's accusing of using her cell phone while driving, which in most places is illegal. He's like, so, ma'am, I saw you had your cell phone in your right hand. And she holds up her hand. She doesn't have a hand. She has half an arm. So she holds it up.
So she's not all right. Oh, snap. And I had the video up and this is the same thing that happened to me earlier. You know, Facebook will like refresh when you open the tab back up and it went away because I don't think there's any swearing in the video and it's pretty funny because she's like, no, I didn't. And he's like, well, I saw it and she's like, officer look and she's showing him her stub arm. I love how you're using your elbow. Because I wish listeners could see what you're doing. I know I need to broadcast the whole show live because I'm very animated when I talk sometimes. I don't just sit here. Nice and still. I needed the motion from earlier from the physical break.
Put it on the put as the YouTube thumbnail. But then he keeps arguing with her about it and he's like, so you're telling me and I think he even says hand to God you promised and she like shakes her head and holds her arm. She's like, if I had a fist, I'd shake it at you. Because I mean, clearly, you know, she did not have anything in her right hand. She's like, you can't see it, but I'm giving you a certain gesture. That's what she should have said to him. I would assume he used officer discretion, as they say, and let her go. She goes just like my hand.
Your brain's not there. She took off. Yeah, it's pretty funny because you'd think that he would have bailed on the argument immediately. Some cops have an ego. Some do. Some do. And people don't want to be proven wrong, even outside of the police force. That's true. But that one, like there's no argument.
Just give up. Oh, I was mistaken. I'm sorry. You have a nice day, man, but he just kept going.
Like what is wrong with this guy? Watch the video. I'm sure you'll probably see it pop up on your Facebook feed because it was pretty popular. It was an Instagram reel that popped up on my feed and it was so funny that she had the body cam from the officer. That's the one I was watching was the body cam footage. And she like commented on it beforehand.
She's like, I need to go to the courts about this. Make that money. Uh, that's true.
That could be a way to make some money. I mean, it it seems like if he had bailed on the conversation immediately, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. But the fact that he just kept arguing with her about it when she doesn't have a hand. She has no hand to hold the phone. Well, she had like some sort of device in her right hand. Didn't she? No, she had a stub on her. Well, there was something that was like on her on her nub. I don't think so. Not the video I saw. I would assume she's got a specialized steering wheel of some sort.
I was thinking that, you know, because I'm just guessing as such. But yeah, the video I saw, she didn't have the ability to hold anything. She didn't have a claw hand.
Yeah. What if she lets all of a sudden reaches for the passenger seat? She gets some bionic hand holding a gun. She's like, do I get a ticket now?
Maybe she took her fake hand off. Oh, yeah. All right. When she got pulled over, maybe she was holding the phone. Yeah. Maybe the guy's onto something.
Yeah. And she took her prosthetic hand off and threw it under the seat. And was like, I'm getting out of this one. That just tosses her fake hand.
She could. What would you do, Peaches? You're getting pulled over for using your cell phone while driving. And you know you've got a good excuse. You'd be like, he ain't gonna be able to prove I use a phone. I don't.
I can take off my prosthetic hand. I say, if you can get out of a ticket, do whatever it takes. Lie to the cops. Do whatever it takes, everybody. I'm gonna just call you the next time I get pulled over for speeding or something like that and be like, yeah, my friend's injured and I was just having grown on the phone. I need to get to him.
He lives by himself. I got the icky's. I got the icky's.
Oh, I forgot about that. I got the icky's. The icky's. Get out of here. Well, we're all doomed, everybody.
We're all doomed. There was a TV news reporter in Florida. Who, I guess, didn't believe this man at a cyber security conference, KB4Con, who said he could make Anchor Matt Austin say anything he wanted using nothing more than videos Austin had already posted online. Apparently Austin doesn't, as a newsman, pay attention to the news and is unfamiliar with AI and deepfakes because, yeah, obviously the guy demonstrated by pulling up Austin's Instagram account and harvesting a few videos that he could clone his face, clone his voice, and then make him say all kinds of completely insane things. Oh, that's terrifying.
I'd like to start doing more video content. But some turd around here, I know it. They'd pull my face up, make me say something stupid, and then you'd just have to hold out hope that you'd go, that's not me, that's AI, and that the bosses would be able to know that it was AI. It's getting hard to tell sometimes. I've seen some pretty dang good AI videos.
I'm terrified of what it's going to be like in a year. But, yeah, this guy was able to do it in real time using, what was it, like a green screen skin suit? I mean, he even turned the guy into Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. So, I guess Florida's finally being informed that deepfakes and AI are a thing.
So, good to know they're letting the community know about these, you know, brand new things that haven't been happening for a number of years. I guess they waited until it was fun enough that they could turn him into Gandalf, you know? The great white wizard. Oh, wait, no. Okay, he was Gandalf's a gray.
Then he became Gandalf the white. All right, I'm nerding out. I'll shut up. All right, we got an update on the woman with one hand who was pulled over after an officer claimed that he saw her texting, not texting, saw her using her phone or holding her phone in her right hand to which she responded by holding up her arm and showing she doesn't have a right hand. If you missed that story, it's all over the place. The video is pretty funny. Here, actually, somebody sent me a link to the video. Let's pull this up here and play the audio so you can hear the interaction between the officer and the woman with one hand. Let me see here. All right, so I think this is in Florida.
I don't know, I see palm trees. Anyway, officers walking up to her car. Hey, good morning. I'm Debra Gislau with the Pumps County Sheriff's Office. Here's the way you're being pulled over. The city of Lake Worth today, we're doing an operation for distracted driver and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand.
Manipulating that phone. I mean, I saw you holding your hand. Okay, so you hear that he says, I saw you holding your phone with your right hand. We're going to start with that.
Saw you holding your phone with your right hand. Those are his specific words. Whoops, I didn't mean to push that button.
I meant to push this. So you want to just call this a day? So she shows him, I don't have a right hand and you want to call this a day. Call a day, you had a hand manipulated. You just said my right hand. Well, I thought I saw you with my right hand. You had a hand. So you didn't. The right hand, I saw you manipulate.
So you didn't. With the right hand, perhaps not, right? But you didn't see him with my right hand. She keeps showing him like, I don't have a hand, dude. I literally don't have a hand. You're saying that you saw me with my right hand. I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm going to ask you now. Did you or not how you friendly? Oh, you didn't do not have your phone. I'm not saying hand of God, you don't have money. And what an insult right there. Hand the gun. He did not have your phone and she again holds up her arm where she doesn't have a hand. And I tell you all to go you have. Drop it in. Ikm. Do you have your inj requirements? Maybe made her hold up her other hand. hand to God she holds up the arm with no hand no other arm hand to God this guy this guy is awful okay so that that's a little bit of the clip there now let's get into the updates he gave her a ticket for it he actually gave her a ticket for the hand thing for for using a cell phone while driving now let's get into the Florida law on using a cell phone while driving she was specifically charged with wireless communication device handheld while driving first offense Peach has got update on the woman with one hand I heard you through the walls okay one of the say he told her talk to the hand okay he basically did so he actually charged her gave her a hundred sixteen dollar ticket a misdemeanor for using a phone while driving now when you get into what the Florida law says about using your phone while driving you have to actually be manually typing or entering letters numbers or symbols into a wireless communication device for non-voice communication such as texting emailing or instant messaging he you missed the part where I played the clip of him talking to her and he walks up and says I saw you holding your phone in your hand he doesn't say I saw you texting didn't say I saw you using your phone at all just I saw you holding your phone it's not illegal in Florida to hold your phone in your hand while you drive do you think that guy's gonna end up in massive trouble I'm guessing so because this video has gone viral yeah and I mean the charges were immediately dismissed by a judge who watched the body it's always great when the judge laughs at you but what I find funny and I'm gonna ask lieutenant crane about this tomorrow because we have a hands-free law here but in Florida they are allowed exceptions like you can apparently use your phone while driving for navigation or GPS to receive safety related alerts report emergencies or engage in voice communication that you know you don't have to type voice to text so I do think that's kind of weird like sure you can't send a text but you can look look up a place you're trying to drive to why don't Daniel touch it a joke for many years talking about how like it's illegal to text but it's not illegal to write a letter longhand in the car while driving yeah that's true that's true I've never heard that joke but that is true and kind of an on-sensical law so I'm wondering where our laws stand you know is it illegal to hold your phone is it illegal to GPS this Florida thing doesn't say you can't scroll Facebook or watch YouTube while you're driving what's the law on that around here now I'm very curious type in put that put that on the notes I'm putting it on the notes for traffic school tomorrow because I want to know but yeah charges obviously this man I can't believe he gave her a ticket for it this guy he must have been having a bad day or something meet me has to meet the quota when I first saw this headline I got a different idea in my head than what's actually happening in the story here says man back in trouble over crack pun so there's this business it's a chiropractic clinic in Florida and you know they put silly stuff on their signs outside their office you see businesses around here do it you know better than stopping now or hey we got deals I don't know put something stupid up there and silly give people a little laugh so that's what this place does like some of their other messages have been like we never crack under pressure or it's easier to throw out your back than your mother-in-law we won't stop until everyone is cracked up our Easter adjustments are excellent a couple weeks ago they decided to put up on the sign licensed crack dealer you know we talked about the crack rock radio earlier this week new radio station in Anchorage Alaska clearly K R a K crack rock radio you know they're making a pun there so chiropractic clinic where that's what they do they crack your your back or whatever I figured that it was the business that was in trouble for this sign but no it was somebody who got butt hurt about the sign and he decided to just smash it up yeah he's landscape bricks and a branch to smash the sign damaging the letters message boards and interior lights so when cops show up he's like well the sign said licensed crack dealer and I thought that was illegal and this guy he wasn't even like wasted yeah according to the arrest report no indication of drug or alcohol influence or any mental health issues I think if you go bust up a sign at a chiropractic business that says licensed crack dealer with bricks and a branch I I think there's a little bit of mental health issues there simply the actions involved scream you know slight mental health issues to me but yeah I don't know if he really believed that the chiropractic chiropractic clinic was slinging actual crack but he's in jail and he's been in jail a lot of times what are some of the other things he's been in jail for you know since he's oh no mental health issues he's not intoxicated anything like that all right he's been arrested for trespassing probation violation obstruction and battery by punching his father in the jaw last year let's see it says yeah he was arrested for allegedly punching his father in the head and hitting him in the ribs with the metal baseball bat after being told to go to bed because he was intoxicated so I didn't show any signs of being intoxicated he's just chucking some bricks around I'm very offended by a stupid sign that I would think the average human being would get what they were doing there but that's a Florida man for you beef and liquid cheese absolutely it's a national burger day J National Burger Day we should go get burgers for lunch should we go get burgers for lunch it's National Burger Day of course we should go get burgers for dinner and do that too is National Burger Day burgers for breakfast that's right somebody bring me a burger burgers for all meals yep I was looking around online because it is National Burger Day and they're like oh there's all these great deals yeah like so I'm just gonna throw like every fast food place under the bus for their crappy deals like a Burger King for example if you spend three dollars you get a free hamburger one of those little ones you know I would come in the kids mill not even a cheeseburger who eats a burger without cheese you could take your own cheese I guess you could but liquid liquid cheese yeah I might have a little weirdos the don't eat burger cheeseburgers they only burgers what what a bunch of freaks and then they go some of them go even further and they don't have the bun they do the lettuce thing on National Burger all fat all day that's right you have a bun on your burger on National Burger Day have some carbs jeez I'm on the make it double cheese double bacon throw bacon on there throw a thing of ham in there yeah it doesn't say that all you get some beef patty on National Hamburger Day if you're going real frisky put an egg dude hot sauce I mean you can get crazy with the burger let's dip it in nacho cheese have you heard this place in pokey called Dunk Burger it's a food truck mm-hmm it I've only had it one time cuz I don't tend to be in pokey too often and they're also open like you know they're like a pop-up shop that place you'd like it man because it comes with it's all fat all day all fat all day burger and they give you a big cup of liquid cheese I'm a giant look good I don't know if Dunk burgers open today they better be for National Burger Day up dairy queen let's throw them under the bus one dollar off any of their burgers all week well only one dollar one dollar thanks for the big deals in celebration National Hamburger Day now this one actually is a decent deal but it kind of caught me by surprise del taco buy one get one free double del cheese burgers I didn't know they did burgers I didn't either but you gotta go all the way to what Rex bird to go to del taco I think they got a del taco and Rex bird do they want a pokey too let's look up del taco del taco I was in Los Angeles oh did they close down permanently close never mind they closed like very very recently that sucks have you ever had a burger at a Mexican restaurant no I just is a goof one time and to irritate those I was with you know I ordered a burger at where was it I don't remember it doesn't matter it was one of the best burgers I've had anywhere and there used to be another fast food taco place in pokey that I think is closed down now too but they had excellent cheese burger so good and I doubt anybody hardly ever ordered the best burger I ever had was in Rome Italy and I was so angry about it at the time because it was the first meal that we were gonna have when we got there and we wanted Italian food and the only place we found open was called the American my goodness it was so good greasy and just a milkshake with it and it was life-changing you know the best burger I ever had was at a local establishment why can't I think of their name they don't sell the burger anymore so it's not really a plug right if you can't get it the bees knees they had a burger that had crab inside of it and it sounds disgusting right sounds gross we're in a line lock state crab is should not be a thing in Idaho you can get good crab somewhere but not in a landlocked state but I'm telling you dude I was like okay that sounds so ridiculous I have to try it and it was so incredibly good I could not believe it and then they just got rid of it like years ago like just got rid of your best food item wrong with you let's see what other crappy burger deals we got going on peaches it's national burger day I gotta hear you through the wall oh yeah it's loud a lot of these places that pop up on these lists you realize we live in a smaller city we don't have them okay here's another let's throw Jack in the box under the bus for their terrible deal if you spend a dollar you can get a free junior jumbo jack so another little kid burger who wants who eats those except little kids those are little teeny band guys eat those because they cost like a dog yeah there's many a band dude that says that is their life force I know that because I was once one of those band guys now McDonald's hasn't announced any deals that I've seen but today they are from 11 to 1 offering those beverage samples oh yeah of their their new what how do they've got some caffeine I'm pulling up the notes here we'll get a free drink what is it you can get to you get a sample of a crafted soda and a refresher yes yes and that's going on today from 11 to 1 you can check out the Spriteberry blast with blue raspberry one of those is really difficult to say it's like five different words let's see well that's just a sentence for you yeah right I need to bouncing ball on the piece of paper I'm a drop it yeah I'm guessing it must be the pop and tropic mango pineapple refresher yeah that sounds good set up five times fast oh they got the strawberry watermelon refresher these do sound pretty good you know me so you can get yourself a sample of the see that's a good deal that's a good deal go McDonald's I like how any soda with like cream in its considered dirty like a dirty Dr. Pepper yeah what you would be making it a creamy doctor why would you want a dirty yeah you know something pull up to the driver give me the dirty doc yeah can I have a dirty burger please I've seen you consume many a dirty things in that room you should probably just shut the trap all right well I'm just trying to find a burger deal now in a burger deal let me fire up a McDonald's app let's see if they're pushing the drinks or the deals I'm shocked neither of you guys have tried a Del Taco burger before because they are good are they good yeah it sucks that they're closed down I didn't realize that well it's just got some tacos at Del Taco the one in Rexburg kind of fell off unfortunately but well last time I went to one in Boise so I happens when you don't advertise that's right they should have bought ads on K-Bear lesson learned fools like McDonald's yeah exactly McDonald's they know how to get the job done yeah I don't see any burger day deals but you can get yourself a free sample of a couple of their new delicious beverages and I'm kind of thirsty so might have to might have to do that but it yet like Culver's they sent me a pop-up you know message because I got all kinds of food apps in my course you do course I do and they're like celebrate National Burger Day with a burger regular price offer some deals foals jeez wrong with people so McDonald's it is go get the the big arch that have you had that burger jade I have not it's it's a sloppy mess I like a sloppy mess but it's good I liked it was way better than I put up with you all these years you're a sloppy mess yeah I'm a good sloppy mess though yeah most the time you don't want it's not appropriate for reading there was gonna say yeah we'll talk about it off there diggin the pace at which the day is going by I'm just about to wrap this program up I'll of course be back with peaches for the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem which by the way if you ever miss the noon hour it is available on demand everywhere podcast can be found just search for noon hour of Madness and Mayhem you can find my show peaches show as well we've got our interviews show out there we got 10 billion podcast traffic school any who before I get out of here want to talk about this article I was looking at about this guy who was accused of indecent exposure yeah so he's working in the UK and I don't know if you're familiar with what's been going on over there with weather but they're dealing with extreme heat for that area so you know right now I think they're getting into like the 90s things like that it's warm it's warm you've been outside recently when it's in the 80s here hot all right so this guy he's a construction worker laying some concrete slabs at the University of Liverpool and I think it was about 90 degrees outside so he's got his like construction vest you know those like yellow and orange or they're green sometimes you know the high visibility vests so you don't run one of these guys over while you're driving down the road he's wearing the vest it's a full vest but he doesn't wear a t-shirt underneath it so he's got bare arms exposed that's it just his arms he may as well be wearing a sleeveless t-shirt basically and boy did some people get upset oh we can't believe he'd walk around dressed so indecent here at the University of Liverpool you know what fire them that's what I say all right until the day comes that you ladies can walk around without your shirts on without people raising a ruckus let's start locking up dudes who are walking around shirtless I've said it a million times on this show and I stand by it no one on the planet is offended by boobs okay no one no one anyone who claims to be is a liar they're trying to get attention all right or they're lashing out because they got some skeletons in their closet or something only people who claim to be offended by boobs liars and it's a major red flag you see somebody who claims to be offended by boobs that is a major red flag I run away as fast as you can because that person's a weirdo or just an outright habitual liar so let's start locking you dudes up I don't want to see no shirtless dudes until the ladies get the same rights as us all right that's right and you ladies deserve a lot more rights as well okay there's more important ones and being able to walk around shirtless but I think you should be able to do it if you want why not but yeah let's go ahead and not give women all the same rights that the dudes have am I am I right everybody I think so if you disagree with me you suck there you go you can get just like I'm gonna I'm gonna get out of here but I'll be back at noon and you have yourself a great rest of the morning I appreciate your 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