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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem the podcast. Hey, Friday, people!
Speaker 2: Woo! Yeah. Alright. So go. I'm not gonna wear a sheet for my clothing peaches. I think that's inappropriate. Alright. Inappropriate. Right.
Speaker 1: It's the perfect Friday fit. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every time I'm playing Red Dead part two, and I see people dressed up in sheets. Okay, that was out comes the dynamite.
Speaker 1: That was a different time. Oh, okay. And those are different sheets.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
Speaker 1: It's not a Greek party. That's a horrible way to live. Exactly.
Speaker 2: So what's Peaches got going on this weekend?
Speaker 1: Well, uh, yesterday or last night, I uh went for my walk. I took a second nap of the day. I took a second nap after I got back home from doing the show and everything.
And then I woke up and I was like, you know what? Why am I dizzy? Why am I not feeling well? I need to stop with these excessive naps. You think it's the naps that did it? I wake up and I just feel groggy and lightheaded and sweaty. It feels I feel worse than how I felt before the nap.
Speaker 2: Even after like 10, 20 minutes? Yeah. Huh.
Speaker 1: But then I had then I had a nice cheese steak, and that was Whoa, Peaches eating like normal food.
Speaker 2: I was it was yeah, I didn't want to make anything. Uh last time I had tilapia sweet potatoes and the salad, I was quite hungry right afterwards. Because it goes right through you. Yeah, yeah, that it does. So I had the cheesesteak, yeah. And then I made up for it by walking Brian's neighborhood again, and then I I needed help putting on the uh sunless tanner because this is the first time I put it on in quite some time. And of course, nobody can really reach their back, and they have that dumb little thing that you can like. So Brian helped you, right? No, Brian did not help.
Speaker 2: He rubbed your back down.
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to Brian in quite a long time. Oh not a long time, but it has it's been like a week or so. Uh he kind of disappears like that.
I've noticed about that about him. Okay. So I hit up Bryson and Charlotte, and they were kind enough to do so. And I had to see. Did Bryson do it? Yeah, both. Good.
Speaker 2: That's a good friend.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a two-person job.
Speaker 2: They were commenting on how thick my back hair is. Yeah, they were there. They were saying like your back hair is like we need to shoot, we need to wax it. So they waxed the back hair off. How did that feel?
Speaker 1: It's it wasn't like with the hot wax, it was more so these little pieces of paper that they just pressed on and then, you know. It stings for like a second or two, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: So ladies, Peaches has a nice smooth back. We're not free to wrap your arms around me. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Let me rub your smooth back. Well, talking about did you enjoy your cheesesteak?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it was great. It had hot peppers in it, and for once I felt extremely white.
Speaker 2: Even with the sunless tanner going like, wow, this is spicy. Oh boy. Well, uh, the night of the Lindsay Sterling show, we went out to eat. Have you ever been out to eat and like one of you gets the most delicious food ever, and then the other one gets just total crap?
Yeah. That's what happened to us. All right, I waited patiently to eat because I was like, all right, I'll wait till we're gonna head to the show. And I'd I'd been hungry like all day, but we went out to eat.
I'm not gonna say where. Um Becca ordered halibut with crab on top. They had like a special going.
Amazing. Probably the best fish dish I've ever eaten. Yeah, but but it was her food. So I had like two bites. I ordered a sushi roll. Garbage.
Garbage. It was like dry, you know, and I I tried to get one that would you know have have a lot going on with it, lots of different sauces and stuff. And I don't did they forget to put the sauces or what, but everyone else had great food. Mine sucked.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I've learned is to never ever get the sushi roll anywhere because you you're hungry 20 minutes later.
Speaker 2: Well, if you go to and see, I don't I don't want to give free plugs. I have my one place. There's only one place in town. Oh, you go to that that I like to get sushi at that one.
Speaker 1: Well, you like to go there, huh? Hey now.
Speaker 2: And they're good, but I don't know. I strike out on sushi pretty much everywhere. I'm I'm always mad.
Speaker 1: I should have went to that one place to help me with the sunless dare.
Speaker 2: You won't you wanna rub them a smoothie? You wanna rub the peach? Meet up private dance, wrap your arms around me. Dorns around me.
Speaker 1: Just wait till I try dressing up as vessel for Halloween and I need to put on the black body paint. I'm gonna have to fill out my bathtub with just all this tar and just like sort of pop out of it like uh Keanu Reeves and The Matrix. Have you seen Dune? No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay. When you said that, you need to watch Dune part one, the the newer version, not the one from the 70s or 80s or whatever. Watch the new one. Sure. But I I have a great Halloween idea for you, but I'm not gonna be the worm. Not the worm.
But you talked about taking a bath in a you know, vat of black sludge. Um, and there is a man that maybe if you shaved off your beard, and then it's a big fat bald guy. Yeah, it's a big fat bald guy. And he's in black sludge. All right, let's look this character up. Wait, what's his name? I should remember. I haven't uh oh the the third one isn't out yet. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Vladmir Harkonen. I that sounds right. Yeah, Baron Vladmir Harkonin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's him. Look at a like good Wow. Do you see him in the black sludge?
Speaker 1: I'm not that big, but yeah, I understand it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. No, it just came to mind. Just trying to picture naked peaches in a tub of black sludge. He kind of looks like our old GM. He kind of does. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I am Victor. I'm Peaches. So Peaches, as you've gotten older, have you ever had an opportunity to just blow the minds of you know someone younger than you or a group of people younger than you.
Speaker 1: My mind was blown yesterday because we're talking about this. Uh I was talking about this thread where it's like facts you didn't you didn't learn about until later on in life. Like they like uh McGraw Hill textbooks are not actually made by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. What? Or the fact that in golf they move the holes around.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, dude. No wonder it's so difficult every time I go golfing.
Speaker 1: Or like if you fax something, the paper doesn't go through the wire and transport to someone's printer.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just reminded me. I printed out my new uh registration here from the studio. It's probably been sitting in the printer for like two hours. Now people printed it out, yeah. You can renew online and just print it off.
Speaker 1: I renew I renew online, but then they have to I mine was back in May, so they still sent the stickers.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, where they're not doing that anymore. They're like, well, you can print it yourself and save some money. And I was like, hell yeah, I'm gonna save some money.
I don't care if it's a dollar. And I was gonna try to get like specialty plates, but it wouldn't give me the option. I I wanted to see what they cost because I figured, you know, maybe those black plates would look good on my truck or something like that. Yeah, I have the one with the potato. Yeah. And and what's it called?
Speaker 1: Um I I wanted to update my license photo because I still have hair in mine and no facial hair at all. And it's like uh it's uh but they didn't let me give me the option to do so.
Speaker 2: Yep, you probably have to go down to the DMV. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can I just do that out uh out of the blue? Just be like, hey, I want to update my picture because I don't look like this anymore.
Speaker 2: Uh what you'd do is probably say, I lost my ID, and then you know, they're gonna let you get a new one. Uh so yeah, I I did my plates because I lost my driver's license, and I finally got around to ordering a new one online. And uh they informed me it would be cheaper for you to renew it than to get a replacement.
So now I'm good to go through, I don't know, 2030, something like that. And I should have my same just angry looking picture because I've been using my passport everywhere, and you wouldn't believe how many people have never seen a passport in their lives. I've never touched one. You haven't? No. You want to see one?
Sure. I've got it in my pocket. It's my ID now. So this is a passport. Okay.
You open it up. I have the worst passport photo of all. of all time. Let's see here. Check it out.
Let's see here. It's not that bad. Dude, when I it looks like a mug shot. Well, it definitely looks like a mugshot. And what really frustrates me about that is when we got the passport photos done. Did the stamps in here? Uh no, I didn't get stamped in Mexico. But um, I don't even remember him offering to stamp it.
But when I uh when I got the mug shot for this passport done, they take the pictures with the digital camera. Okay. It's not 1850. They would not let me retake the photo. I saw it and I'm like, I look like I've been, you know, on a bender for about five months.
Speaker 1: Your eyes do look black.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's horrible. I'm like, I'm flying into Mexico. You're gonna be dragging me, you know, they're gonna drag me into a Mexican prison. Yeah, that doesn't look like you at all. You look like a little kid. Your picture there.
I would show you mine, but it is uh MIA. But uh, yeah, I'm I'm happy they were able to renew my driver's license with the existing photo. Becca had to replace hers, and they uh we should have done it online, didn't realize that. Uh so when we went down there, they made her take a new picture, and she hates her new picture. She hates it bad. I I don't think it's bad, but
Speaker 1: I might just bathe myself in dark tanner and then like get to my goal weight and then get the updated picture. There you go. So that way I look like a wannabe bay watch poser. Oh, all right, peaches. Yeah, rub my smooth back. It's like some weird movie villain.
Speaker 2: Well, we got sidetracked last break talking about the modern age and your ability to renew your license and your registration online, which it was handy enough. I don't like giving the government money, but
Speaker 1: we started talking about like uh blowing people's minds to then rub my smooth back.
Speaker 2: Peach's stupid smooth back, it's just gonna keep ending up back at that.
Speaker 1: Well, like when we were doing that, when Charlotte and Bryson were doing that, Charlotte has a history of uh she knows how to put on self-tanner, she's a girl, you know, and all that, and so she was like teaching me how to properly do it and all of that.
So you don't you know because Bryson was just putting it on the back, right? Rubbing it, and then she was like, it's literally getting caught in the back hair, and it was just foaming, and so they had to rub it off, and then she got her razor and full on started shaping my back, and then she was like, We're gonna need to wax it. So she puts on the strips, and it was kind of like that Steve Correll movie, but without without the hot wax. I can't say the name of the movie. We could say the name of that movie. Okay, fine, go for it. The 40-year-old version, yeah. So I didn't yell, oh Kelly Clarkson,
Speaker 2: but like she gets the strip and just rips it with and she's like, it's gonna stain, and like it it did stain for a second, but it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but um, then she put on the rest of the self-tanner. I don't know how my back looks, but I put on the rest of the street. Take off your clothes.
I'll tell you. Okay, I put on the rest as I got home, and then you're supposed to sleep in it. Like you're supposed to have it on for like six to eight hours after the fact.
Speaker 2: Does your bed look like as you know, the aftermath is?
Speaker 1: I was worried about that. Um, it did get on Charlotte's arm and Bryson's wrist. It looked like they got massive bruises. Oh, right on. But I looked at myself, I'm like, yeah, all right. Okay, cool. I'm looking tan and look like a tan peach. Yeah, okay. Very nice.
Speaker 2: So the mind-blowing thing that I was gonna talk about last break. It's satisfying when like some young person thinks you're crazy and you prove them wrong. Yesterday, I went to uh pick up some prescriptions at the pharmacy that I'd been waiting for waiting on from the day before. And I get there, pull up to the window, and I got my HSA card, which you use for you know medical stuff. Love using that thing. Oh, it's great. So put it on my tab. There you go. Money that doesn't exist, even though it's just money they took out of my paycheck.
Speaker 1: I know the the physical solutions that uh the physical therapy place. Yes, they're all they're always like it's gonna cost you a hundred bucks. My I need the money for the GLP one. Stop taking money out of the accounts now.
Speaker 2: They are billing insurance, right?
Speaker 1: Uh, they're billing my HSA card.
Speaker 2: But did they process it through?
Speaker 1: Well, I have to like meet my deductible and all of that, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, they should still pay it.
Speaker 1: It's such a I I the insurance like method is so mind-boggling to me. I can't understand it.
Speaker 2: That's a scam. I don't even want to get started. I'm still dealing with problems with uh Madison's car accident, uh, that happened in Canada. Uh we're basically screwed. Do not ever drive your own vehicle into Canada, just rent a car there. You know, if you ever go to Canada, just walk, get a bike. I don't I don't know, but
Speaker 1: don't go to Canada overall because there's nothing there. Yeah, just don't go. Except the maple leaves, the raptors, and the
Speaker 2: whole place is the whole place is on fire anyway. So good. I'm at the farm. Victor started those by the way. Oh, geez. So I'm at the pharmacy, got my HSA card, and it won't scan. You know, they're swiping and swiping and swiping. And I'm like, well, can he punch the number in?
They're like, no, we can't do that. And I'm like, how much is it? And one of the prescriptions I was getting for some reason was insane. Like in insane. And I'm like, that's with insurance. And they're like, Yeah. I was like, well, is there anything else you can do? Like that good RX. Will that get me a better discount? And yeah, it was about uh almost half the price to use good RX as it was to use our insurance that we pay hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars for every month.
Very frustrating. What is good RX? It's a a uh prescription discount card. Oh, that you can you can get generally a pharmacy can even just kind of run one for you or something. But anyway, so I'm like, well, I don't have that kind of cash.
Right. I was like, here's what you do. I worked retail for years. Now, this pharmacist I was talking to, or a pharmacy assistant. I'm not not sure which. Uh, she was a young woman, you know, early, early 20s for sure. Very young. I'm like, all right, this is gonna sound insane, but I worked retail for many years.
What you need to do is grab a plastic bag, wrap it tight around the card, and then slide the card through the machine. And she looks at me like I'm a nut. I'm like the Gen Z stare? Gen Z stare. Looks at me like I'm a nut. I'm like, just trust me on this.
Just wrap the, you know, put it in the corner of the bag so it's nice and tight, so you can, you know, easily run it through the machine and it'll work. She goes over and finds another pharmacy assistant, this dude. He just starts trying to swipe my card again.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Because somehow his would his way would work, not hers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like mansplaining to her with the machine or something, you know. So, of course, it it's not working, right? It's not scanning the card. And then they go over to the actual pharmacist. This is a guy who's an older man, now probably a little older than me. And he looks kind of frustrated, walks over, grabs the card, goes right over to the Walgreens plastic bags that I can see, grabs one, runs up to the machine, swipes the card with it in the bag once, and bam, card goes through.
Both of them look back and be like, Whoa! I can't believe this. I was like, it's such a random thing to say. Who would make that up at the drive-thru? Like, how would I pull that one out of a butt and just go, hey, why don't you try putting it in a plastic bag and running through the machine?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know how I would feel if I didn't know who you were, and I was also the pharmacist, and they were like, Yeah, like put it in a plastic bag.
Because then I then I would think you're committing like card fraud or something like that. No, I don't know. I don't know how you'd be able to like the I don't know. Something, something my mind would just go to this like intricate thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it just I don't know why it works because the bag is covering the barcode. You know, but for some reason, it works. And it it worked first try.
I do need to figure out how to get a replacement card because I don't want to have this issue happen again. But you'd think they'd be able to punch the numbers in. Back when I ran a store, you could do that in the machine. It hasn't numbers on it. You punch the card number. Yeah, enter it manually.
Speaker 1: I was telling you off the air that I was having some trouble with my debit card this morning because I I went to Winco. Went to go grab one of those alive mushroom elixir drinks because I was like, I stayed up too late because I did took those two naps yesterday. Let me just get some caffeine.
That's not that bad compared to like a Bane energy drink or whatever. Yeah. And so I go to the self-checkout, swipe, I insert the card, card decline. Insert the card, card decline. My bank did send me previously, like weeks ago, a new debit card. Oh I thought for some reason that was just sent to me by accident or like maybe my old debit card was is expired, and maybe their system said, Oh, he still has that old one. Let's just send him a new one.
And so I didn't, I still have the the new one sitting on my computer desk, but the new the old one that I have is not expired. There's money on the card. I feel like I felt like such a bum. Going to Winco and having my card declined.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, when your card
Speaker 1: declines, I was buying a three dollar three dollar kombucha drink.
Speaker 2: Get out, you bum.
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to be mean to the lady, but she's like, uh, she's like, are you sure you can't pay for this? I'm like, I only have one debit card, and I wanted to be like, well, if Winco took credit cards, then maybe I'd be able to pay for it.
Speaker 2: That's happened to me before too. I did a whole shopping round at Winco and for some reason it left my debit card sitting at home. I have multiple credit cards. Me too. I had a cart full of groceries And I get up there and I just it just pulled out a credit card and ran it.
You know, it didn't work. And then I realized I'm like, oh geez, I'm a Winco. Debit only. And then you just have to leave. Yeah. You just have to live. I was so mad.
Speaker 1: There was somebody that I saw that was so outright mad because they were trying to buy beer at the self-checkout and they couldn't because it says right there on the signs no alcohol. And so this guy's like, Well, if I can't buy this, I'm not buying anything. And then you just walked right out of the store.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm trying to stay on the wagon. Uh, but I wish. I'm trying. It's back at zero. It's back at zero, but that's okay. Every day's a new day.
Speaker 1: Um why don't you just hang out with me for a while, huh? And then you'll see what life is like.
Speaker 2: Then I'd end up buying a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 1: I don't want to live like this anymore. I can't tolerate this. I need whiskey.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I allow myself to have a nice carbonated beverage. And it's quite pleasant.
Speaker 2: And actually, I just thought back that time I did leave my debit card at home. Thankfully, I lived so close to Winco. I was like, okay, I promise I live close by. Will you please keep this cart right here?
I'll be back in like five minutes. And I did drive all the way home, get my debit card and came back. And was able. But generally, that's not going to be an option. You just have to leave in anger and frustration and want to uh punch yourself in the face.
Speaker 1: It is funny seeing those people not realize you can't buy turkeys through the self-checkout at Winco. And then they try to, and then they get like super pissed off. Well, and they have signs. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But again, you know, back uh when I didn't know how to read. When Winco changed their rules, you know, when I was uh, you know, pounding lots of beer, I stopped buying beer at Winco because of that self-checkout change. Because generally at Winco's cheaper than everywhere else and had a better selection than the gas station. So you could bomb in, grab it, hit the self-checkout, be out pretty quick.
Speaker 1: That's why you go to that liquor store next door, buy the hardcore stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I I I avoid that stuff. That's bad news for me.
Speaker 1: The only thing I really hate about Winco, besides the debit card thing, is that if you try going like post 10 30 p.m.
Speaker 2: Because I've been the aisles are all full.
Speaker 1: I've been getting those protein pucks and they they block off the the easiest accessible aisle to turn right and go to the rest of the store. Yes. No, I have to walk all the way to the left and go between people checking out. Uh-huh.
Yep. And then play like obstacle course with the boxes and the associates. I started doing this thing, which I shouldn't be doing, where I start making race car noises around people.
Speaker 2: Like I go, and I'm so I'm like, so I'm like veering around them, making it seem like they're the slow ones. Because you do you do get those people. I don't know what age you hit where you start leaning on the cart and walking extremely slow. Oh, how old? But it is rather annoying
Speaker 2: because I've had these battles with these old people. Like 60 and above, right? They'll they'll race me to the front door. I wish I had a peach cam, like a GoPro cam.
Because I would I would show you. These old ladies try racing me to the door. Then I allow them to go in front of me because I'm not gonna be like, get out of the way, Ethel, and like, you know, like run them over. But so I'm like, okay, you're gonna go right in front of me. And then they start walking like a snail.
Uh huh. And part of me wants to pick them up and place them to the side and say, have fun, you know, with your shopping trip or whatever. Or they stop in the uh the exit where you know they have the uh claw machines and stuff. Yes. And just kind of stop there.
Speaker 1: And they check their cart like something got something went missing. Yeah, like or they pull out their phone and go, Did I miss anything from my grandson? Did I get the chicken tendies? You're like, you get I get the dino nuggies for for good old Craig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I've I love Winco. It's just everything they've done with the self-checkout in the last year or so has made me mad. For the first one was the alcohol thing, just I just stopped buying it. I'm not gonna wait behind somebody with a full cart of groceries or like three people with full cards of groceries to get a sixer. Right.
But then they changed another rule that I that drives me nuts. When I would go into Winco, probably half of the time, I need to get like one or two items. You know, I go there.
That's what I do too. Because it's right by my house. You used to be able to no one would say anything. You could walk through the self-checkout when you walked in. Yeah.
So that you didn't have to go all the way around. Exactly. And now they put up a gate.
So you it's like pick one or the other. You put up a gate, so there's a narrow area for people to leave. You can easily keep an eye on anybody trying to shoplift. Nobody's walking backward through. Can either have like you can buy booze in the self-checkout, or nobody can come through the back way.
Can I have one of my the two things? Not having to walk all the way around the store to go grab, you know, a bag of cat food, you know, some cat litter.
Speaker 1: It did feel like I was a part of the Truman show. It wasn't at Winco's at Fred Meyer. I was trying my best to get one of those alive mushroom elixir drinks there because they take credit cards. Yeah, they're more expensive, but they take credit cards. And so I'm standing there in line, and there's six boomers staring at the self-checkout, not doing a thing.
It was like uh six NPCs, just with their arms down, staring at the machine, and this poor associate had to walk around and help them all because they're like, I don't know how to work technology, and they have carts full of stuff. Like clearly, in so uh so it's a it's uh unwritten rule that you have to have 15 items or less in self-checkout. You don't be that person with a cart full of crap for you and your seven grandchildren or whatever. Unless it's Walmart. Unless it's Walmart. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So that they uh get the help they needed and get the back out of the way.
Speaker 1: It took so long because I start doing this thing. I I I shouldn't be doing this too, where I'm like, watch me do this. And I I pretend like I'm a NASCAR pit crew. I'll scan and do it real fast, and I'll be out of there in like 10 seconds. I'm like, that's how you do it. And I'll say it out loud, but that's how you get it done. And the lady at the end is like, hope you have a great day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's how you get it done. This is the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I am Victor.
Speaker 1: I'm Peaches, and we I apologize to the listeners for us complaining about Winco and self-checkout for the past four or for 14 minutes straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if I could only offer one more complaint about Winco, it's the fact that we only have one in Idaho Falls. Please build a second one. Okay.
Speaker 1: But we have this one right by our place. Oh, because it's crowded all the time. Everybody in town comes to our Winco. Yeah. Because it's uh since we live so close by, it's all of a sudden our store.
Speaker 2: Like, there are many areas of town that don't have a grocery store. Like, why isn't there a grocery store being built? I don't know. Like close to where we're at, right here at the studio. Yeah. I mean, we got maybe Albertson's.
Speaker 1: That's about the closest. Do you ever drive down that one street by Georgia's Tire Pro and like North Highway Cafe? And then you're like, what a dump this area is. Like this old train that sits there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the the uh west side of the road. It seems like they could demolish just about everything and turn that into the build a data center. Build a data center. Well, we were talking about complaints, and you mentioned to me that Queens of the Stone Age set up a complaint line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and anything that you want to complain to, complain about to them, um, they'll allow you to do so. You can leave a message, and I think there are even some cases where one of the members of the band will answer and talk to you.
Speaker 2: Dude, that'd be really cool if they picked up. Um, and you you've got one number in your hand here. For us to dial out is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was never like this before. All of a sudden it changed.
Speaker 2: I mean, type in the number real fast. Do I have to do the one? No. Okay. If you did it right, it should ring. I hope. because I pushed a lot of buttons.
Speaker 3: You've reached the queens of the stone age complaint hotline. The time is now to set the record straight. Press one to make a complaint. Press zero if you have no complaints.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I'm gonna press one though.
Speaker 3: Fix these fuckwads and tell them how you feel. We're gonna have to go back and edit that. tone. Hit pound when you finish bitching.
Speaker 2: I Okay. I do have a complaint, Queens of the Stone Age. Um, this is KCVI K Bear 101 active rock radio station in East Idaho. Um, I will proudly say that as far as active rock goes, I'm pretty sure we play more of your music than any other active rock station. I don't know why they're a bunch of pansies and only the alternative stations will play you guys. But anyway, my only complaint for Queens of the Stone Age, because you're one of my all-time favorite bands.
Speaker 3: Great complaint. Our complaint review team will respond as soon as they give a fuck. You'll be hearing from us.
Speaker 1: Oh, that comes out. I gotta come back. I gotta all right. Pull me up that number again, people. Okay, fine.
Speaker 2: This break's gonna require a lot of editing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And where did the Queens of the Stone Age number go? That's funny.
Speaker 3: You've reached the queens of the Stone Age complaint hotline. Let's just push one real quick. Set the record straight. Don't wait. Oh your complaint by voicemail after the tone. Pound when you finish bitching.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is KCVI continuing. My only complaint is that your new song, which is great, easy street, is just too wussy for me to play on K-Bear. Uh it it sounds. I like it. I think it's a great song.
Speaker 1: Amp it up a little bit. Add some screaming vocals. Be a man for once.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's go back to some sludgy desert guitar.
Speaker 1: No one you guys are queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 2: All Peaches, settle down. No, we love Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 1: Bring the Speak for yourself. One of us has to disagree.
Speaker 3: Oh, complaints are reviewed person. We'll be hearing from us.
Speaker 2: I wonder what happens when you uh push the I don't have a complaint number.
Speaker 1: It'll just hang up the phone, I think.
Speaker 2: Do I type the whole number in again just to hit that button? Yes, I'm gonna do it again. You memorize the uh out of area calling? Yep. Okay. Third time's a charm. We're gonna find out what happens if you don't have a complaint. Good luck, editing this break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a good one. You reached the Queens of the Stone Age complaint hotline. Hit zero. Right on, you're having a great day. That's it.
Speaker 2: No complaints? Right on, you're having a great day. Click. All right. Well, uh I hope they enjoy our uh complaints. Your new songs, wussy! You didn't bring the system of a down acid bath tour here.
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