Traffic School

This episode detonates like a flaming clown car crashing through a police barricade at 120 mph, immediately spiraling into chaos as Lieutenant Crain attempts to maintain some shred of law and order while Crazy Jay—draped in a cursed Joker shirt that doubles as a jump-scare device—weaponizes his own torso into a psychological crime scene. What begins as a “traffic school” segment rapidly mutates into a fever dream of tax paranoia, accidental public phone number leaks, and a philosophical debate about whether speed limits are “suggestions” or just government-flavored vibes. Meanwhile, Idaho is hemorrhaging troopers to higher-paying jobs across state lines, Spokane is declared a post-apocalyptic wasteland by random bar prophets, and a mysterious roadside exhibitionist is apparently multitasking at highway speeds like some kind of deranged NASCAR cryptid. Callers flood in with questions that range from semi-legitimate (license plates, construction zones) to “I found three driver’s licenses in my junk drawer, am I a criminal now?”—all while the hosts derail every answer with tangents about golf being pointless, bartenders unlocking bars like it’s Skyrim, and whether pulling over in a construction zone will get you arrested or just emotionally judged. By the time the show reaches peak entropy, we’ve got discussions about pipe bombs as party entertainment, existential despair over road construction timelines, and the horrifying realization that somewhere out there, someone is both speeding AND flashing strangers simultaneously. The episode ends not with closure, but with the psychic equivalent of being shoved out of a moving vehicle into a pile of orange construction cones while Crazy Jay whispers, “speed limits are a suggestion, man,” as the universe collapses into pure, unregulated chaos.

What is Traffic School?

The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!

That's right, the police can bang their heads to Lieutenant Crain in studio, getting down to some showing teeth. And in addition to Lieutenant Crain being here, we also have Crazy J!

Yes, I'm here. And I'm not happy. Surprise!

Oh, I got a surprise for you, my God. It's a nightmare. You want to see the true nightmare? I don't want to see nothing.

Showing the true nightmare. I really like the Joker. So Crazy J is wearing some kind of a Joker t-shirt that has a picture of the Joker's face inside of it.

And if you pull it up over your head to show off, you know, that hot bod, the areolas, then it looks like the Joker is your face. See, that was another surprise for you. Oh yeah, it just keeps getting better. We're only getting started.

Awesome. You know, this guy tried to prank me on April 1st. You know, I might have heard something like that. Crazy J might have called me and asked me for your number. Now listen, keep it private. Anybody listening, you want my cell number?

Call Viktor. Now, I did not give him your number. No, he did not. But I just told me how to get it. I told him how to find it online. I would assume it was your office number. It was my personal, my work cell.

Your work, that's your work cell? Well, just so you know, they posted that for the public. It's public.

It's public. So I was like, here's where you go. Look, but that's all I'm going to say. And you're like, I can't talk. I'm in a meeting.

I thought, man, this must be an emergency. So I answered it. I'm in a meeting with some of the highest dignitaries in the state of Idaho talking about it. Trying to get a pay raise. And then I'm like, oh, it's a guy that doesn't pay his taxes. I pay my taxes. You guys take money out all the time.

And this guy's from the guy going, hey, we've got to make this program quick. I got to get to the tax office, get some more tax refunds. Did you get the pay raise? You know, they put a bandaid on it. We'll see what happens. And I don't know if you know the whole story, Viktor, but we've lost 42 troopers in the last two years to hire paying jobs. I saw an article about that. Sound like or not Montana, but Washington.

Selecting or any radio stations higher than Washington. Right. You want to double my wage? Sure.

I'm out. And the trouble with that is they're letting them live in Idaho. Yeah. And work in Washington for double the pay.

Exactly. Is living in beautiful quarter lane and working in that dumps. I mean, you have to pay people that kind of money to live, you know, work in Spokane. You ever been there? Oh, I do know that we have had people. Yeah, I've been there. We've had people that have gone and then come back and say, hey, money's not everything.

I want my job. I'll bet. Because yeah, the last time I went through Spokane, we stayed like where were we? I know we stopped in Wallace and we're looking around and and you're like, I'm a logger.

We want to chop down some trees. But, you know, we stopped at a local pub, had a drink and we're talking to the bartender and we're like, yeah, we're going to stay in Spokane. He's like, don't stay in Spokane. Don't go there.

And whatever you do, don't go downtown. Like, now you got me. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go see what a dump this is.

Hello. And we didn't go downtown. We just we just barreled out. We thought about it, but we're like, if it sucks that bad, what? Why don't we just keep going? Yeah.

So any who? You know, it's penalty by law if you cheat on your taxes though, right? Is it? Yeah. That's why I have a tax professional do mine.

I'm fine. I have old people do mine. Jay, I don't know if you've noticed this in the news recently, but old people ain't doing so good at making decisions. Hey, we don't need to talk about the president here. No, it's two against one here.

That's right. I got liberal Jay in my house. So listeners, if you have questions for myself, Lieutenant Crane or Crazy Jay, we're going to kick off traffic school powered by the advocates in about a minute and a half. Get those questions ready.

208-535-1015. My question for Crazy Jay would be why? Why? Why? Why? Jay, just, why didn't you tell me?

I'd love to know you were mad that he didn't have a crazy mask on, but he still managed to pull a crazy mask up under his shirt to show you. Really consider this to be the guy I know and love. Yes. So everybody get ready. It's going to be a wild traffic school powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. 208-535-1015.

The number to call. And we got Crazy Jay in the house. Everybody. Everyone calm down. You just heard a siren. Coming for it.

The cabin. Act normal. I have seen people saying, you know, you guys are all over the place. Just hassling people. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, we got to clear something up before we get into the line. I'm a little confused.

We got started off with Crazy Jay exposing himself to me as the Joker. Is that a crime? Yeah.

Just my piece. He's going to have to post bond after this. But the biggest concern I have is he done that, right? I really couldn't see. And then I kind of stepped around the desk here and he's top half to the Joker. The bottom half is professional golfer.

I don't know. Crazy Jay keeps it sort of class. Don't know shorts and white ankle socks. Yes.

Just classiest can be like the professional golfer. Hey, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

It's my favorite day of the week. Yeah. We got Crazy Girl and Crazy Jay at the same time. Oh, oh man.

Oh, we got the tri-secta going on right now. Hey, Carl, you got ankle white socks on? White ankle socks on? Yeah, sir.

What can you balance? All right. Keep it up. Levi. Levi jeans and that polo shirt, you know. I know you don't go golf very well.

It's supposed to be docker pants. There's those who can golf and there's those who can't anyway. Yeah. You're just good at the beer drinking part, right? Exactly. You know, I just hanging out in the clubhouse, man. You know, let's walk to the bathroom, you know.

I mean, that's the only way to make that game fun, right? Is not playing. No, I'm not playing or drink lots of beer.

Right. I want to go walk in the grass. And I want to walk some more in the grass.

Let me ask you this, Victor, would it matter whether there's grass payment gravel for you? Just walk it is out of your greenhouse. Yeah, forget walking.

You know, I got better things to do with my time than having a stroll. And I want to clear something up. It's not docker pants that crazy Jay's got on. It's these plaid shorts that are hard on the eyes. You got to offend every day. So I got to apologize for that Highway 30 thing, man. I got in some bad Benadryl.

It made me make more decisions. You mean Highway 20? Or, oh, is it Highway 20?

Oh, is that where I was? Yeah, I was going to bring that up with the crazy Jay exposing himself to Lieutenant Creen. I was like, crazy Jay, how often do you drive to Rexburg? Never. Often.

Too much of a drag. I accused Peaches of being the guy yesterday because his lady lives in Rexburg and he drives there all the time. I'm like, we're sure it was happening.

We just couldn't see anything. You know. Did you guys catch that person yet?

Let me just tell you this. I ate lunch with the sheriff of Madison County yesterday. And thank you, Sheriff, for buying lunch.

That was amazing. Him and I actually started our careers together in St. Anthony, P.D. And that topic happened to come up by circumstance.

I put since nobody was talking about it yesterday. I'm just like, OK, if there's multiple people who've experienced this, one of them had to get a license plate. Well, and what I would like to hope is if there's more victims out there that they come forth.

Yeah, contact the Madison County Sheriff's Detective Office. Exactly. Yeah. Just anybody up there. Right.

Just contact anybody. We'll take your lead. So my question is, are they going to do a lineup on that guy? Well, we had our best sketch artist on it yesterday. Oh, my word. Oh, that's how would you like to be the other nine that had to stand in the line?

And why is it so cold in here? The lady's going down the line and all of a sudden, you know, she's looking at you and starts to giggle. Yeah, that's him. A lot of a lot of pointing and laughing going on there. My work.

So my question, which I'm pretty sure I know the answer to. We got a reason for being here. We were. We were. So. Hey, real quick, before we get off that topic, though, we get these once a while.

If it ever does happen to you, please report it. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I'll laugh at the joke on the side.

That's something we need to take care of. Now, speaking of that, I think we've asked this before, but if somebody sends a picture online, you know, is it, you know, exposing yourself? You know how guys, you know, weird, creepy dude, stupid with that. It's unwanted.

Yeah. And especially if it's underage, we're really concerned about it. OK, so you can call the cops, ladies. You got guys hassling you?

Call the cops. Well, wouldn't that be embarrassing? Well, anybody recognize this guy?

That's squad room. I have to be my doctor. How does that work? Oh, my word. You know what? One thing I got to give the guy props like, I mean, he's driving while he's doing it. I bet it just astounds me like, how is he pulling this off? I mean, he's got to have cruise control. So what we call that is multitasking. Right. And somebody inevitably going to be calling the advocates, injury attorneys because that is reckless behavior behind the wheel.

If I've ever heard it. Hey, we have smart cars now. They drive.

Maybe. About drivers. Oh, I'm not a driver. All right, Carl, let's get your question off topic. So, yeah, I was digging through my junk drawer and I sound like three drivers licenses from when I went to the bar and thought I lost my wallet. So I went and got another idea.

Oh, you got those back in college when you weren't quite old. I mean, right? Oh, those two.

Yeah, those two. I'm pretty sure you're not. I mean, they're all expired and everything. I mean, they're, you know, 10, 20 years old. But I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have multiple drivers licenses. Right. Well, this is the thing. And this is the interesting thing about how law enforcement involves over the years, right?

When I first started in law enforcement, if they had an expired driver's license or one from a other state that they'd moved in or some form of identification like that that was expired, we'd seize it. Oh, and then destroy it, right? We don't do that anymore. What the law come out and said is, hey, that's their personal property, whether it's expired or not. So, yeah, you can still have it in your possession.

Just depends on how you're trying to use it. Right, right. From buying beer or something. Yeah, it's not about the idea because, well, I wasn't going to say it, but yeah, because you're you are in a protected class, but. Aren't we? Oh, well, Jay. Why you put me in a situation like this? Kids, you had.

Judging by those new balance shoes, you're probably going to the bar in ninety one. No free plugs. But yeah, you can have you can have it.

It's your property, but just don't try to use it. You know, hanging out in the, you know, Pocatello High School parking lot, trying to sell them to kids. What did I do? You're telling me here you go. All right. Oh, that was that was that was a pretty interesting conversation there, man.

I'm glad you thank you for the car and the good topics, Carl. Oh, yeah, I live for Friday. Righty then.

Right on. You guys you guys have a good week. I'm going to talk to you soon. You too, man. Peace. All right, later.

This caller had a lot of patience. If it's the same one. Yeah, I guess it could be somebody different. K-Bare, you're live on Track School, powered by the advocates. Who's this? Yeah, it took you long enough. I heard that.

I heard she said that before. So sorry. The cops are here, so we're a little bit delayed. Bet you anything somebody's heard that before.

I'm just opening up the opening of the bar right now. So we've got Ravonda on the line. I take it. She needs Carl or a crazy J to come down and help unlock the latch. Good luck and help me, man. I need you.

Any traffic school questions? No. I just wanted to call and give you guys grief. All right.

Well, we appreciate that. So they went from having a bartender there to just giving her the keys. Move on in. When you're a bartender, you got to have a key. Oh, I thought you were a patron. It was on your honor. The first on your honor bar. I don't follow that.

You know what? I am a patron. Well, always good to hear from you, Ravonda.

And I hope the day goes good. Oh, son of a nutcracker. Just cursed her. All right. Well, have a good day, guys. You too. Yep. See you. You also.

Quarter of the week. Took you long enough. You want to get that on a t-shirt? I should, but I got to get my face on the bottom of it like Jay's shirt.

Oh, man. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Got a few online questions here.

Alicia says, I have one. When it comes to the speed limit signs, I know they are a suggestion. But when you're going 35 and the zone changes to 45, do we hit 45 before we pass the sign asking for a friend?

Now, this the statement that speed limit signs are a suggestion. I don't know about that one. You know, this kind of, and I hate to get off track here, but I'm going to have to because Jay mentioned something in the break that I'd like to bring up. Okay. Yeah. You know, he's a proclaimed liberal. He stated that the very first of the program, right? Yes. And then in the break, what he asked me is, how do I get my concealed weapons per man?

That's the thing people don't get. I used to sell guns. I want to be on bullsides. That's the thing, you know, be a lousy centrist.

What was awesome about it is just dead serious. He's like, Hey, I want to get my concealed weapons. I'm like, last thing I want him packing a gun around me, but he's allowed to run around. Unfortunately, that's true. That's good old Idaho for you. You know, no seat belts on the bus, but anybody can pack heat and hide it or not. Or not. Yeah.

You can have it completely exposed and. What? No, no, the gun. The whole. Yeah.

No more exposure. I have more than one gun. OK, Jay, please do not elaborate. You already showed me a stop off. Don't pull your pants down in the studio. You do that. You are going to jail. But we did talk, I think it was last week about concealed weapons.

And like, if you get an actual concealed weapons permit, that allows you to bring it into other states. Yeah, if you get the. Enhanced enhanced. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's go back to your question on.

Speed signs, right? Because this actually came up on a phone call I got this week at the office and I said, I'll talk about it. And it goes back. Well, let's take this call. OK, we'll get your question in a minute, Alicia.

OK, Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Trouble maker. Trouble maker.

What's up, dude? Hey, if I didn't know better, I'd say the DJ's got something going with Ravonda. And I'm glad you clarified it's DJ's.

I know where I'm going after work. Yeah. You're taking long. Probably heard again. Well, I'm sorry, Spokane. That's just what people in Wallace told me. That was a dump. The loggers.

The loggers, yeah. I mean, I'd say Wallace is prettier than Spokane. Come up. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Wallace is pretty cool. Anyhow, went up there. And O'Reilly is pretty cool up there, too.

The lake. Oh, yeah. That the way they spell things around there.

Yeah. Doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense.

No. You know, you got to pronounce things in a weird way. And it's like, no one can remember how to say it.

Even people who live here are whole lives. I'm like, what is the name of that stupid lake? I don't know how to say it, but it's not, you know, pronounced the way it's spelled. No. So anyway, it's like about anywhere, though, there's so many beautiful places, but what messes it up is the human race, right? Exactly. Exactly.

We ruin everything. There's a lot of L.A. people moved up there to seems like I'm not saying that. I'm just saying humans in general.

They can be from anywhere. Okay. So anything else? Back to work. All right. Oh, yeah, guys. See you, Troublemaker.

Yeah, you DJ's out of stock. Hey! Crowds and around.

Hanging around with Ravanda. Don't tell Becca. Because we're married. We sat on the bed one night and said, hey, we're married.

You're the only true love for me, honey. Yeah. I don't got, you know, side chick named Ravanda. I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Brad. Brad, what's up, dude?

Hey, I got a question. I've heard that in some areas it's not required to have front license plates anymore. I don't know if that's like a city thing or a highway thing or if they've, if that's just urban mess. It's only if you're in the alleyway between Ravanda's bar. No, you got to be rich. You got to be rich if you don't want to have a front license plate.

And in a way, you're kind of correct. Because let's explain the new law. The new law is you are not required to have a front license plate if the vehicle was manufactured without a front license plate bracket or a means to attach a bracket. So if there's even a little dimple where the pre-drilled holes are, then you're required to have it. But if not, not required. So basically really fancy sports cars. You're good to go.

Everybody else get a front plate. You're going down. But you can put Bondo on it to cover it up. Oh, listen to you taxes.

Oh, I don't cheat on my taxes, but let me tell you how to get out of this law. I feel like I'm like on my car, it just has like a spot where you can open it up and do the tow hook. I'm not sure if they know if that is a place. It's got to be where you can mount a front license plate. And is that just city or is that state state code?

State code. Yep. Awesome.

Hey, great question, man. And congratulations. I hang out with Carl a lot. Oh boy. And you admitted it. You know why he did? Because he's on radio. Nobody knows who he is.

My name's Brad. It's just his amazing barbecue sauce. He did me up with some barbecue one day.

It was pretty good. And he gave me this spicy seasoning. It is spicy.

Oh, yeah. Not as bad as that popcorn we ate last week, though. Carolina Reaper popcorn.

Who's hardcore? Watch the video. You can watch video of me crying on Facebook after I ate it. I watch you cry every week here. All week, every week.

I don't want to do anything at home. That's silly. We'll appreciate the car, Brad. Thank you. Yep.

Have a good one. Hey, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Okay, Lieutenant Crane. I heard you talk about me. A caller accused you and me of being in cahoots, Ravonda. I think it was not in cahoots. They said we got a thing going and I was like, no, I am married to Becca.

Hey, you know what? It's not Becca. It's Ravonda. Yeah, I know.

See, I'm married to Becca. I got nothing going on with Ravonda. Yeah. Are you sure? This is a secret.

She could be listening. Oh, no. Gonna get me in trouble, Ravonda.

Okay. Well, I hear you guys and I hear you talking about Ravonda. So I'm hearing a lot of things. It's the voices in your head.

I know what you guys were talking about. I'm off in the pool. I'm off in the pool right now. I can hear you guys.

It's weird. There's a radio on in here. Bring everyone this way. I met the alibi, everyone. All right.

Crazy J's coming in a minute. Oh, no. Is he? Maybe.

Who knows? I might be bi. I'll even bring Dennis. You know, you got the creepiest voice I've ever heard. Awesome. Okay. Have fun mopping, Ravonda.

Oh, it's so fun. Okay, bye. Okay.

Back to Alicia's question. So she was asking, you know, do you, if you're in a 35 zone changes to 45, do you hit 45 before you pass the sign? Or do you got to wait till you get to the sign then speed up? Yeah. We've discussed this a time or two before, but it's at the posted sign is where it becomes 45.

So if you're at 45 prior to that, you're in violation, right? Yep. And then vice versa. Slow and down.

Same thing. Got to be down to the speed. To that speed limit at the posted area. But I do understand usually it's a... What's that cheater?

I do understand that it's usually at the officer's choice whether or not he'll give you a ticket. Yeah. We call that discretion. And let me just ask you straight up. Do you think there's any officer that wouldn't revel in the opportunity to give you a citation? No, he'd probably pull me over and just say, oh, hi, Jay. And stuff like that.

She loves crazy Jay. But, you know, as for speed limit signs being a suggestion, the only time they're a suggestion is if they're yellow, right? Well, orange. Orange. Orange and black. And that's where I wanted to get with that call I got last week or this week, I guess, is they called in and said, hey, out on 26, there's a construction speed limit sign, orange and black, that's lower than the posted black and white speed sign.

What do we do? Well, orange and black is a suggestion and it's where they're doing some dirt hauling out there. So they're telling you, hey, it's probably wise if you slow down through here, but it's not enforceable unless it's in black and white. So a lot of those construction zones, I'll give you a warning, pre-warning, with orange and black.

And then when you get to the black and white sign, then it's enforceable. Oh, okay. All right. All signs should be orange and black. And I shouldn't have to pay my taxes. K-Berry, you're live on traffic school. I want good roads. I don't want to pay my taxes.

The government just has free money, Marvin. Hey, what's up, Stuart? How's it going, man? Hey, Stuart, did you know Jay's trying to tell me that there's just money out there?

I want to go find it. Exactly. No, my co-worker was just talking about that speed limit side thing with me yesterday. I wanted me to call and he said, you were told by his driving instructor that you can speed up before the sign.

And that driving instructor was wrong. That's right. I think, you know, 20, 25 years ago, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, this changed.

Yeah, it's been that way forever that, yeah, the speed limit isn't the speed limit till you hit the posted sign. I didn't think so. I won that one. Well, good job. I hope you won money off of it.

Yeah, probably not. Well, good to hear from you, Stuart. Yeah, good talk to you. Have a good one, guys. You too, man. Peace.

I had another question come up yesterday I think would be good to talk about. I don't know if you know this or not, but there's been a little construction going on down around the Pocatello area. Really? Really? Yeah, for a year or maybe more.

In a little while. With that being said, the question come up, holy cow, once I get south, or excuse me, north of Pocatello and I'm headed towards Fort Hall, they got you in between the barricades. What do I do if an officer tries to stop me? Oh, you know, where do I pull over? Because it's too late and there's nowhere to get off. Yeah.

Really no shoulders, no anything. The point on that would be, hopefully, the officer's got good discretion. If he needs to stop you, he's going to follow you to where there's an opportunity to pull over or until you're out of that construction zone, then turn the lights on. So I would hope there's no traffic stops being conducted inside that. Yeah, because if somebody stops right in the middle of those barricades, that could cause a problem. So if for whatever reason, there's a lapse of judgment by the officer and he turns his lights on, you're in there, slow down, turn your hazards on, let him know I'm not running because you don't want your tires spiked and then get to the end of the construction and pull over. All right. Now, how many laps does judgment do officers usually have?

Jay, I know that seems like a great question, but the interesting thing is zero. He is a comedian. Hey, we're all human, right? We're all human. Earlier today, I read a story on freak news about a man who wanted to entertain some of the guests that were coming over to his house, so he decided to make a pipe bomb out of a PVC pipe. Are we talking about this in third party so we don't interview somebody in the room? This one was out of Pennsylvania. It wasn't crazy, Jay, this time. But then he ended up dropping it and, you know, I think he's OK. Ultimately, he just had PVC pipe stuck in his face.

Stuck in his Joker. I would imagine that. Making an explosive, that's probably a pretty serious charge, right? A federal offense. Wow. And it doesn't sound like the best way to entertain guests. Guys, I got a pipe bomb.

Yes, probably. I got a really good friend speaking to LA that comes up out of California to our home and he likes to bring fireworks and I even met my family. We're really kind of honest and so he sets off this little firework display out in our driveway and my kids are like, ooh. Yeah.

So maybe the pipe bomb would have impressed them a little more. Your kids? Probably. Oh. OK, there.

You were live on traffic school powered by the advocates? Who's this? This is Chris. Chris, what's up?

I had a question for you guys. It sounds like you got a wheel following off. You might want to check that. OK, Westbound 86. Right around the airport, there's been all winter, there's been ceiling assigned 65, but never no construction. What's the law with that? No law, just really there just to tick you off.

Pretty much, I think so, yeah. It's because for whatever reason, driving through Pocke, they want to aggravate you. Yeah, they were working on that bridge down there, if I remember correctly.

Is that where we're talking? Yeah, they haven't done any work on that bridge for like six months. Yeah, and so the sign's still up. Yeah. And nothing going on.

Nothing going on at all. Hey, I appreciate you bringing that up. I'll, I'll con, I don't get down there a whole lot. I'll contact ITD engineer down there and ask him if they're capable of going and pulling that if they're done. I mean, they put up some new signs, they're going to do some the edge work on it, but still there's no construction on there. Yeah, they might not want to go un-pull, undig it and then put it right back in the ground. But what would be nice if they're not working in the area and no need to have that reduced down to 65 right there is if they covered it till they were done. Yes, right now nobody's going down to 65. And I'm telling you that my semi.

I mean, if you guys wanted to, you'd probably get a lot of tickets right there. July 1st, I'm going to be doing 80. Well, appreciate the call, man. And I hope you don't get any tickets. No, I don't get tickets. That's what I always said to that.

I drove to the Pugetella. Yeah, definitely. We'll appreciate it, man. I hope you have an awesome weekend and he flunked the attitude test. You guys have a good weekend and Lieutenant Crane, you be safe out there, buddy. Hey, thank you. Yeah, be safe. I'll listen to you kind hearted one. I'll be safe. Coming from a guy that flashes his ta ta's at me. Braved out, go dream of it tonight. You know what's sad about this, Jay? I've never attended a counseling session, but I think today might be my first. Awesome.

I'm going to say those would be called nightmares. Wow. Why is it always the ones you don't want to see that want to show up? Kind of like the guy out on Highway 20. All right, last call, people. Two of eight.

Five, three, five, one, oh, one, five. Let's see. Oh, we already answered Katie's question. She was asking about getting pulled over in construction in Pugetello. So I would continue through it, and hopefully with officer discretion, they understand why. Just don't break the law.

Oh, yeah, you could do that. Don't speak. That's not any fun.

I mean, I'd assume eventually those irritating barriers are going to come down in like five years or something, right? Oh, man, I probably shouldn't say this because I love my ITD companions. I do too.

I swear. They're great people, but we were coming through there months ago. And my daughter found some forum with people talking about it, and ITD had put out a news release. It's like, we completed the construction zone. Boy, if there wasn't some fun comments. Oh, bet. That's great. Let's see.

Hey, real quick before we get off that, let me just say this to save myself with ITD. We all want good roads. We all want to be able to travel in a timely manner. Our roads are getting more crowded every day. I'd done a traffic count the other day for a talk I had to give. There had been 12,000 cars a day going on a particular road. It jumped up to 20,000 in the last several years.

Wow. So 8,000 more cars on it. So when we talk about this construction that's going on down to Polkatello and Chubbock up to Fort Hall, it may be awful to deal with right now, but I promise in the future, we're going to be happy we have it so that we're not in delays and traffic slowdowns. Oh yeah, me and Josh from Classy were looking at a couple of the things they want to do out at exit 119 because you know, it's just a mess.

There's always like accidents out there. Never heard. Never heard. Thanks for bringing it up.

And they had one that looked like, man, that would be really great. So why ain't they getting the job done? ITD, what are you going to do? Man, they've been working on it. It's kind of getting in the final planning stages and that's the problem with government. It takes so long to push something through with environmental studies and all these different things that they have to have approved before they can even do it. And then they have to go get it approved by the community and it's just, Why don't they just call up the president? He doesn't have to approve it to do anything. You know, you get him on your side, we'll have that road built tomorrow. And that'd be the first thing he's done that make you happy.

It would. I'm still waiting to find out if I get the bigger tax refund because that's, you know, another thing that was in the news, bigger tax refunds this year. I'm waiting to find out.

I don't know. What would you do with money? Pay bills. Something boring.

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